Speaker 1: Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio the George
Speaker 1: Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.
Speaker 2: Arm Strong and Getty and he Armstrong and Getty.
Speaker 3: A German Man recently broke the Guinness World Record by
Speaker 3: popping sixty balloons in thirty seconds using a plunger.
Speaker 2: He said his wife, So the toilet is.
Speaker 1: Still clogged, yes, but the gronk a record, Yeah, says
Speaker 1: some good news.
Speaker 4: A love was so bad?
Speaker 5: Whoever said last week that they got to end the
Speaker 5: Guinness Book of World Records. I mean, now, how many
Speaker 5: balloons can you pop with a plunger?
Speaker 2: Let's stop it. It's of no interest to anyone. It's
Speaker 2: not even how about a shovel, how about whatever.
Speaker 5: I can't get enough of the crazy. I wish I
Speaker 5: could use the S word. I can't get enough of
Speaker 5: the crazy s that's on the DSA website. I can't
Speaker 5: believe it's real. I almost feel like it's a Andy
Speaker 5: Warhol Andy Kaufman type bit. It's like self parody to
Speaker 5: see how many people would fall for it.
Speaker 2: It can't be real.
Speaker 1: But I've got more from the DSA website coming up
Speaker 1: at some point today or tomorrow to me. The uh
Speaker 1: the subhead, the subtitle is, if you're a student of
Speaker 1: human beings, of politics of societies, it's really helpful to
Speaker 1: know how crazy humans can be.
Speaker 2: You've got to reckon with it anyway.
Speaker 1: Uh, speaking of craziness, a cup of gav Newsome related stories.
Speaker 1: First of all, The Free Beacon with a great piece
Speaker 1: on the documentaries quote unquote produced by California's first partner
Speaker 1: Jennifer Siebel Newsome that promote fringe views on sex and
Speaker 1: gender according to everybody for all of history until the
Speaker 1: woke Apocalypse, that have been shown to two and a
Speaker 1: half million k through twelve students, with an accompanying lesson
Speaker 1: plan that forces teams to publicly disclose their sexual orientation
Speaker 1: to their peers and identify which of their classmates violate
Speaker 1: gender norms and may be labeled as I'm not sure
Speaker 1: I can say all these words.
Speaker 2: Well I can.
Speaker 1: Fags, pussies, and nasty butchers. These lavishly produced documentaries that
Speaker 1: then are sold to school systems at high levels of profit,
Speaker 1: especially in California.
Speaker 5: If you have the option as a public school system
Speaker 5: to say no to the governor wife documentary.
Speaker 1: Right, She's called a quote influential thought leader on gender equality.
Speaker 1: According to the State of California's official website, she's accused
Speaker 1: the press of fighting war on women.
Speaker 2: Is known for meandering.
Speaker 1: Lecturies on lectures on toxic masculinity. She told convicts at
Speaker 1: San Quentin that she related to them because, at age six,
Speaker 1: she accidentally killed her eight year old sister with a
Speaker 1: golf cart. Anyway, and she and her husband are now
Speaker 1: facing a federal criminal probe which is focusing in part
Speaker 1: on Seebel Newsom's taxes, her charities, and her for profit
Speaker 1: documentary company, all of which are interwoven in a complex scheme.
Speaker 1: That excellent yarn reference there that up until now is largely.
Speaker 2: Or is it scane? I think it's scan. My wife
Speaker 2: does that.
Speaker 1: I don't know these words anyway, that up until now
Speaker 1: is largely evaded a serious public scrutiny. But the stuff
Speaker 1: that they're actually teaching from kindergartners on is just it's
Speaker 1: so bad, especially because the kids can't read, or write
Speaker 1: or do basic math. The privileged walk activity is one
Speaker 1: prominent one. High school students are directed to the lineup shoulder
Speaker 1: to shoulder and take forward or backward steps corresponding to
Speaker 1: a series of prompts, one of which reads, step forward
Speaker 1: if you identify is straight, lgbt Q minus plus or
Speaker 1: the power three. Students are to remain in place. The
Speaker 1: instruction stresses that the exercise works best if students and
Speaker 1: participants take large steps so the differences are obvious. When
Speaker 1: the students are finished positioning themselves, they are instructed to
Speaker 1: look at who is around them and reflect on how
Speaker 1: their personal privilege stacks against their peers.
Speaker 5: So if you're a straight white male who grew up
Speaker 5: in an intact family or whatever they would be, you'd
Speaker 5: be alone at the very front of the room, and
Speaker 5: you're supposed to feel bad about that, I guess.
Speaker 1: And you would be looked at with real resentment and hate,
Speaker 1: and that would be encouraged. Yeah, and uh. One of
Speaker 1: the activities, as they said earlier, is you are supposed
Speaker 1: to self identify as what your sexuality is. You know,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, all this stuff, and then talk about
Speaker 1: all the words you might be called and the.
Speaker 2: Rest of it. And God, how do you have how
Speaker 2: do you I frustrators?
Speaker 4: Do you?
Speaker 5: I know it's easier said than done. How do you
Speaker 5: let your kid go to a school where they do
Speaker 5: that a few people. Screw you people, You're evil. You're evil,
Speaker 5: evil people.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, God Tony doing that to.
Speaker 1: Little kids and convincing the convincing the one kid if
Speaker 1: it should feel bad about something that hadn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 1: This is just who I am in the family I
Speaker 1: grew up with. So I'm up here in front, and
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to feel bad about this somehow, for some reason,
Speaker 1: which they would because they're little kids and they don't
Speaker 1: know any better. And then the kids in the back,
Speaker 1: now you're convincing them. You can't get ahead because you
Speaker 1: got all these things against them.
Speaker 2: Which is also evil, right, you people are evil. I
Speaker 2: hate you so much.
Speaker 1: Controversy ear Up did not long after Newsom's Department of
Speaker 1: Education gave it stamp of approval to the First Partner's
Speaker 1: documentaries in twenty nineteen, when a public junior high school
Speaker 1: classroom of eleven and twelve year olds in the Central Valley,
Speaker 1: California screened The Mask You Live In, which presents traditional
Speaker 1: masculinity is harmful to young boys. One California father said
Speaker 1: his twelve year old daughter was traumatized after seeing the
Speaker 1: film at school, which contained footage of young men searching
Speaker 1: for graphic and violent pornography. Quote from the Modesto b
Speaker 1: Viewers also briefly see a clear picture of sexual bondage
Speaker 1: and acts of violence against nude or thinly dressed young women.
Speaker 1: Said the father is the worst thing my daughter has
Speaker 1: been exposed to. When I send her to school, I
Speaker 1: don't want her to see porn.
Speaker 2: That's what this is. And again they're teaching little little
Speaker 2: kids to question.
Speaker 1: Whether they're a boy or a girl and whether they
Speaker 1: should get powerful hormones or surgeries. More on that another time.
Speaker 1: Got to get to this. This is from what is
Speaker 1: the name of this website. It's got a funny name,
Speaker 1: coffee in COVID. It's the name of the site. But
Speaker 1: they're writing about the investigation the political news tightening around
Speaker 1: California's oleaginous that means oily Governor Hairdo and his empire
Speaker 1: of fraud Governor Hairdo. On Saturday, CBS reported Newsom's competitive
Speaker 1: bid diaper deal wasn't California's budget includes dozens of similar
Speaker 1: no bid exemptions. It's, as they say, a latest example
Speaker 1: of progressive wordplay, ngo grifting and poopy.
Speaker 2: Diaper's gone horribly wrong.
Speaker 1: So Jack, you brought us the story that Governor k
Speaker 1: Newson announced that state of California was going to give
Speaker 1: free quote unquote diapers to all people who have babies.
Speaker 5: Free diapers for newborns. And then the details are, if
Speaker 5: you're under a certain income, other people buy you diapers,
Speaker 5: but they have a system for it in which the
Speaker 5: diapers cost way more than if we tax payers just went.
Speaker 2: To Costco and bought them, right exactly.
Speaker 1: So it started back in May when Governor Hairjeil triumphantly
Speaker 1: announced a first intonation program to provide free note not free,
Speaker 1: taxpayer funded California co branded diaperst every new parent. During
Speaker 1: the grand announcement, Newsom proudly claimed proclaimed that the partnership
Speaker 1: with the totally unrelated and unconflicted LA based charity Baby
Speaker 1: to Baby.
Speaker 2: Which is connected to his wife, Jennifer. What do I incident?
Speaker 1: He claimed that, I quote went through a competitive bidding process.
Speaker 1: He spoke those words out loud into a microphone where
Speaker 1: people could hear him. But as it happens, the governor
Speaker 1: uses a slightly more flexible definition of competitive than the
Speaker 1: rest of the English speaking world. According to the state's
Speaker 1: own official contract database, the six point two million dollar
Speaker 1: deal with Baby to Baby was classified as wait for it,
Speaker 1: non competitively bid all caps in the original That's right.
Speaker 1: The state literally stamped non competitively bid right next to
Speaker 1: the six point two million dollar price tag for a
Speaker 1: no bid contract. Newsom claim quote through a competitive bidding process.
Speaker 1: When pressed by CBS to explain how a non competitively
Speaker 1: bid contract could possibly be described as competitive, the government
Speaker 1: spokeslady offered an explanation that would make George or Well
Speaker 1: weep progressive wordplay. The spokesperson claimed the term competitive referred
Speaker 1: to the competitive nature of these stakes no bid request
Speaker 1: for information.
Speaker 5: Well, you know I've said this before, and I know
Speaker 5: this angers some of you.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 5: Gavin Newsom has correctly figured out where we are. Uh
Speaker 5: Trump does it, Gavin does it. You can just say
Speaker 5: whatever you want and with our the way the news
Speaker 5: works now, in the way people get information, nobody's ever
Speaker 5: gonna hear the details.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't want. I think, for the grace
Speaker 2: of God.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for a minute back then, I used to call
Speaker 1: him lunkhead Gavin Newsom, but that's absolutely not true. He's
Speaker 1: very smart guy, very calculating. I think he's figured out
Speaker 1: the moment we're in, which is true. You can say
Speaker 1: this stuff. The people that support you aren't gonna hear
Speaker 1: the detailed pushback, and the people that are on whatever
Speaker 1: sources will hear.
Speaker 2: The detailed pushback.
Speaker 1: They didn't like you anyway, but they probably won't hear
Speaker 1: it at all because most people aren't paying attention anything. So,
Speaker 1: according to CBS, the massive state budget contained a single
Speaker 1: provision exempting the diaper contracts from competitive bidding laws, from
Speaker 1: public advertising requirements, and even from the quote review or
Speaker 1: approval of any division of the Department of General Services,
Speaker 1: which is the state's watchdog agency, because of course it did.
Speaker 1: It exempted this maneuver from any scrutiny in the law,
Speaker 1: no bid required, no watchdog review, no entry in the public,
Speaker 1: no bid database, just to cool six point two million
Speaker 1: dollars handed over to a charity with deep ties to.
Speaker 2: The Newsom family. And even with that, it's a terrible idea.
Speaker 2: It's just wealthy distribution.
Speaker 5: Even if you didn't have all that, But you throw
Speaker 5: in the fact that it's a non competitive bid and
Speaker 5: it's tied into his.
Speaker 1: Wife, and it would be cheaper if all us taxpayers
Speaker 1: got together and say, okay, screw it. If you're gonna
Speaker 1: make us do that, let's all go to Costco and
Speaker 1: buy the diapers for the poor people. It'd be way cheaper.
Speaker 1: One more note, Baby too. Baby isn't just any charity.
Speaker 1: It's CEO Nora Weinstein, sits on the board of the
Speaker 1: California Partner's Project, and who founded the California Partner's Project,
Speaker 1: of course, none other than California's first partner, Jennifer Siebel
Speaker 1: knew somewhat a remarkable coincidence.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm despondent about this, the fact that you can
Speaker 5: do practically anything you want and nobody it's impossible.
Speaker 2: It's very difficult for people to pay attention, right right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: And as they make the point in this write up,
Speaker 1: in the massive state budget, there's just a line saying, oh,
Speaker 1: and this expenditure is exempt from any oversight, and that flies.
Speaker 1: That is the very definition of lawlessness. Wow, that is
Speaker 1: something I know, I know. CBS also found more than
Speaker 1: two dozen other similar exemptions buried in the twenty twenty
Speaker 1: six state budget, totally over an eye watering one billion
Speaker 1: dollars in similarly sneaky appropriations, every one of them exempt
Speaker 1: from competitive bidding in public oversight. A few of the
Speaker 1: new exemptions that compliance state Democrats passed and last year's
Speaker 1: budget will expire in twenty thirty one. Two thirds of
Speaker 1: the exemptions will never expire.
Speaker 5: I don't have any hope that he pays any price
Speaker 5: for this sort of stuff, because very few people ever do.
Speaker 5: The only hope is that it drives him out of
Speaker 5: the race. I think I think he won't run. At
Speaker 5: some point he's going to decide it's just why don't
Speaker 5: I just stay? You know, I'll be on the board
Speaker 5: of something. I'm already rich. Why don't I just enjoy
Speaker 5: the last quarter of my life as a rich.
Speaker 2: Guy without all the headaches.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm really rooting for Steve Hilton in the governor's
Speaker 1: race this time around.
Speaker 2: I think he's got a chance.
Speaker 1: He's got a fighter's chance, as they say, if I
Speaker 1: were a betting man, I'm not sure i'd bet in
Speaker 1: favor of them, But it's possible that he will definitely
Speaker 1: move the ball forward and really open a lot of
Speaker 1: people's eyes. And then when Gavy runs and gets humiliated
Speaker 1: because of the miseries of California governance, that'll move the
Speaker 1: ball a little further, so, I haven't abandoned hope yet.
Speaker 2: That's nice.
Speaker 5: Some of the hilarious stuff these DSA candidates believe from
Speaker 5: their website.
Speaker 2: It's just it's funny.
Speaker 1: It's actually funny, and yet it's troubling because people are
Speaker 1: signing on.
Speaker 2: Everyone.
Speaker 5: Every man will be handed a unicorn that gives falatio.
Speaker 5: I mean, it's just it's just like, wow, wait a minute,
Speaker 5: it's just it's falaysio, corn life, fondest dream.
Speaker 1: I was trying to come up with the hornback and
Speaker 1: horny what Okay, I got a tough track. More in
Speaker 1: the way, stay here. Is democratic socialism compatible with capitalism.
Speaker 6: In the long term, No, we're anti capitalists. We want
Speaker 6: a world beyond capitalism. But in the short term, while
Speaker 6: we're within a capitalist economy, we need firms that are profitable,
Speaker 6: that are providing employment, that are providing in theation.
Speaker 2: In the long term, no, that's one year.
Speaker 5: Democratic Socialists talking to Ross do thought of the New
Speaker 5: York Times, and I'm glad at the Times and other
Speaker 5: organizations are talking to these people and asking the questions and.
Speaker 2: Letting everybody know what they actually are.
Speaker 5: From the DSA website, Democratic Socialists of America website. It's
Speaker 5: been said that it's easier to imagine the end of
Speaker 5: the world than it is to imagine the end of capitalism.
Speaker 5: But just because it isn't easy to imagine doesn't mean
Speaker 5: we shouldn't try to make it happen.
Speaker 2: Workers deserve more so the.
Speaker 5: Fact that they want to tear down a harder, entire
Speaker 5: system of the number one economy in the world since
Speaker 5: eighteen seventy four.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, so there's that.
Speaker 5: I really enjoy this stuff. It's all so fanciful. It's
Speaker 5: like a cartoon layout on the website, speaking of bills
Speaker 5: you won't have them anymore, and then it says underneath
Speaker 5: you have no debt, you don't need health insurance. You
Speaker 5: don't pay a mortgage or have a landlord because comfortable
Speaker 5: housing is a human right. Your retirement is publicly funded. Food, education, energy, medicine,
Speaker 5: and transportation aren't for profit businesses. They're common goods and
Speaker 5: utilities paid for by you who you morons, the efficiently
Speaker 5: government run industries. You work as much as you're able
Speaker 5: and no more than needed. On the page about work,
Speaker 5: I mean, and it's are they are?
Speaker 2: They are? They're pulling a joke on us. Right, somebody.
Speaker 5: I wish somebody made this website to think how many
Speaker 5: look at look at these idiots talking about it. They
Speaker 5: actually believe there's people out here who think this stuff
Speaker 5: is real.
Speaker 1: It work as much as you need and know more.
Speaker 1: Who have you known in your life? What is what
Speaker 1: is your Who have you been surrounded by your whole life?
Speaker 1: Where you think that would work? And what does that
Speaker 1: even mean?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Well, if everything is free, why are
Speaker 2: you showing up to work at all?
Speaker 7: All? Right?
Speaker 1: Well, because I guess communists on some level believe we
Speaker 1: would all go into the factory every day even if
Speaker 1: everything was free.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: Socialism ignores all of the incentives and disincentives that huge
Speaker 1: drive human beings, and they just think everybody will just
Speaker 1: do what we tell them to.
Speaker 5: It's that term common good. They think that we're all
Speaker 5: on board with the I want to provide electricity and
Speaker 5: food and healthcare and everything like that for everyone. I'm
Speaker 5: young and healthy, so I'm going to work my ass
Speaker 5: off every day, all day long to help the people
Speaker 5: that you know they can't.
Speaker 1: One of the smartest things I ever heard about socialism
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Speaker 2: Oh I'll get some today.
Speaker 1: Oh boy. That is from a video that I was
Speaker 1: sent by an Lord listener. Commercials from the sixties that
Speaker 1: have not aged well, and I thought we needed to
Speaker 1: lighten the mood a little bit. I've got a perfect
Speaker 1: example of a beautiful illustration of why socialism will never
Speaker 1: ever work. But canna lighten up on that at least
Speaker 1: for a minute. Meanwhile, more commercials from the sixties that
Speaker 1: haven't aged twelve.
Speaker 8: Our first house nearly never got built. My wife was
Speaker 8: so bent on helping the builder woman, I said, leave
Speaker 8: that poor man alone and make us some coffee.
Speaker 2: Not that kind you've been.
Speaker 8: Buying either, Instant Maxwell House coffee red Jar good to
Speaker 8: the last drop, Maxwell House, the instant that tastes life
Speaker 8: like coffee. Be a good little Maxwell housewife and you'll
Speaker 8: be happy here for a long time, Maxwell House coffee
Speaker 8: instant and ground.
Speaker 2: I like calling her a woman.
Speaker 1: A woman, be a good little Maxwell housewife.
Speaker 2: Live woman, Leave him alone, let him work.
Speaker 1: What's wrong with that commercial?
Speaker 2: Megas zag? I hear you, Michael, I don't know if
Speaker 2: the rings were too loud in the background, You idiot?
Speaker 2: For have you've been making? Make some beas and coffee woman?
Speaker 1: More from the World of sexist sexist Coffee.
Speaker 2: Harvey, want anything special for your birthday? Just a decent
Speaker 2: cup of coffee?
Speaker 4: You're kidding, I'm serious, honey.
Speaker 2: Your coffee is undrinkable.
Speaker 7: It's pretty harsh.
Speaker 4: Well, so's your coffee.
Speaker 9: You know the girls down at the office.
Speaker 2: Make better coffee on their hot plates. Wow, and he
Speaker 2: didn't even kiss me goodbye.
Speaker 7: You know, if I could just make a decent cup
Speaker 7: of coffee, I could relax.
Speaker 2: So relax.
Speaker 1: Why don't you try?
Speaker 2: Instant folgers taste good as fresh perked. Hey, great coffee,
Speaker 2: it's instant folgers.
Speaker 1: Doesn't it taste good as fresh perked?
Speaker 4: Better?
Speaker 7: That is those girls make at the office.
Speaker 1: Honey, Their coffee can't hold a candle to yours.
Speaker 4: Instant folgers taste good as fresh, perked.
Speaker 1: Trying you know it's gonna throw you away like he
Speaker 1: used tissue.
Speaker 2: But this is decent coffee. I guess you can stay.
Speaker 2: Good news.
Speaker 5: You've earned my love with a decent cup of coffee.
Speaker 2: Exactly. This is garbage.
Speaker 5: The girls down at the office are one hotter too,
Speaker 5: make better coffee and younger.
Speaker 1: You know what's interesting about that. I remember that commercial.
Speaker 1: I remember watching that as a kid. I remember that
Speaker 1: as a kid, and and it not, you know, because
Speaker 1: the culture it didn't stand out to me is anything.
Speaker 1: It was just, yeah, I got the girls down at the.
Speaker 5: Office, make a better cup of coffee, honey. I don't
Speaker 5: know what you do here. It's just it's undrinkable. And
Speaker 5: hers so upset that her husband is not pleased with
Speaker 5: what she's making for him. Well, and please one not
Speaker 5: be You need not be a professor of literature to
Speaker 5: discern the theme your coffee's bad. Therefore, I'm gonna compare
Speaker 5: you to the women at the office, and I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1: Kiss you goodbye right withholding affection, right exactly, And you've
Speaker 1: kind of lost the race.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get with the gals from the office. Hey,
Speaker 1: they're hot, be they make good coffee. You're done speaking
Speaker 1: of that sort of thing. This is a TAB commercial
Speaker 1: from back in the day. It's filled with wholesomely sexy,
Speaker 1: soft focusy imagery of a woman with kids.
Speaker 2: And then the husband's there at one point and all
Speaker 2: and go on.
Speaker 10: When you can't be his mind, mindtick.
Speaker 7: When you can't be with him, be in his mind,
Speaker 7: be a mind sticker with a shape you can't forget.
Speaker 7: Don't you want to have a good shame?
Speaker 1: He wants to look good?
Speaker 10: Shame shame with TAB.
Speaker 7: Can help you stay in his mind. Keeping your shape
Speaker 7: in shape hazard reward.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, have a.
Speaker 11: Good shape and a tight high ass, or he'll be.
Speaker 1: Gone with the girls at the office, like the coffee guy.
Speaker 2: Soda commercial, have a good shape. I know it's so maudlin.
Speaker 2: I guess that's pretty funny.
Speaker 1: You know that was uh, with all due disrespect to
Speaker 1: the idiotic, toxic masculinity stuff you get from Marxists, I mean,
Speaker 1: back in the day, that was absolutely a male ad
Speaker 1: executive who thought women like soft music. Let's sire this
Speaker 1: non threatening sounding woman singer to sing at the women
Speaker 1: about having a good shape.
Speaker 2: Well, what's interesting about that?
Speaker 5: Because I actually remember that commercial with the cat the
Speaker 5: girls down to the office make a better cup of coffees.
Speaker 2: This is garbage. I didn't see that in real life.
Speaker 5: That wasn't my perception of the real world, whether because
Speaker 5: of my parents or like anybody else I saw. I mean,
Speaker 5: it's not like I thought that's the way the world worked.
Speaker 5: So I don't know the ads were like really reflective
Speaker 5: of the world.
Speaker 2: I saw right right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you could certainly say, well, they just
Speaker 1: make the point about coffee. But I mean, in any
Speaker 1: reasonably healthy relationship, you'd say, you know, honey, I'm not
Speaker 1: loving this coffee.
Speaker 2: What brand is this?
Speaker 5: What do you think of it? Yeah, because maybe she
Speaker 5: likes it. I think it's pretty good. Huh, I don't
Speaker 5: like it much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe we should do like I'll get my brand. No,
Speaker 1: you've got to imply that you're going to.
Speaker 5: Leaver for the girls at the office and oh think
Speaker 5: I'm gonna kiss you. I'm not gonna kiss the lips
Speaker 5: of someone who made me that cup of crap right there.
Speaker 1: Especially when I got the hotties down at the office
Speaker 1: with their delicious coffee. I'll see you maybe slams the
Speaker 1: door and by the way, you're shaping so hot either.
Speaker 1: Maybe try a tab.
Speaker 2: Makes it a tab buy?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh yeah, oh my god, yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh good, it's so funny. I can't believe that ever existed.
Speaker 2: Oh I know, it's so lame. Be a mind sticker.
Speaker 2: What is that way to invent a term? And the music?
Speaker 1: That song is giving me the willies.
Speaker 2: I want it swept from my memory.
Speaker 1: I gotta get like PTSD's a treatment or something.
Speaker 2: Oh god, it was musical crime.
Speaker 1: I don't remember anybody using that term ship shape or what.
Speaker 2: Oh you can be in shape.
Speaker 1: You want to get in shape, feed at the bottom,
Speaker 1: head at the top, like a lot of people thanks
Speaker 1: to tab. Right, it's a oh my god.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know that made the argument for the other side, unfortunately,
Speaker 5: But like I said, I wasn't. I wasn't my perception
Speaker 5: as a kid, wasn't that like that was the way
Speaker 5: the world worked anymore than like most of the other stuff.
Speaker 5: I didn't think the world worked the way it did
Speaker 5: on Gilligan's Island either, So I did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, right, right right.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember my reaction to those sorts of ads. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's hard to separate it from my my reaction right now?
Speaker 2: Can I hear the one at the good shape, at
Speaker 2: least the first part until they sing the good shape?
Speaker 1: I want to.
Speaker 2: That's so weird when you can't be.
Speaker 7: A sticker, when you can't be with him, be in
Speaker 7: his mind, be a mind sticker with a shape you
Speaker 7: can't forget.
Speaker 2: Shame, I do, shame, I know, But what I do.
Speaker 7: Can help you stay in his mind.
Speaker 2: Drink in shape, sugar free? Oh, tab is sugar free? Right?
Speaker 6: Ye?
Speaker 5: Get the cancer to diet coke. You'll have the cancer
Speaker 5: about early eighties if you're drinking that.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, that is wild.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there are there are reels and reels of those commercials.
Speaker 5: And the idea that I'm going to stick in his
Speaker 5: mind because if I'm hot enough, I'll stick in his mind.
Speaker 2: If I'm not, he ain't gonna be thinking of me.
Speaker 2: Of me at all?
Speaker 1: Right, Like you're not best friends and soulmates, and you
Speaker 1: know it keeps you to know, raising kids together for
Speaker 1: that reason, experience that, the struggles you've been through.
Speaker 2: Now, how's your ass? What does your ass look like?
Speaker 2: Brought to you by tab? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: How hot you are? If he keeps serving me this
Speaker 2: garbage coffee?
Speaker 1: And then you got your doctor's pitchon cigarettes. Yeah, a
Speaker 1: classic of the of the the genre and the various
Speaker 1: cocaine riddled treatments of the early nineteenth century, and cough
Speaker 1: syrup with codeine and.
Speaker 2: The rest of it. I love it, love it, love it,
Speaker 2: love it. That is wild.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: That tab song maybe the worst thing I've ever heard
Speaker 1: in the department of music.
Speaker 2: And then the like the choir in the background, the
Speaker 2: mind sticker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, was that that must have been a hot phrase
Speaker 1: for a couple of weeks. I've never heard of my
Speaker 1: rancid bitter coffee made by your wife.
Speaker 2: Not the girls down at the office. They got a
Speaker 2: good shape and they make a great come on coffee.
Speaker 2: That's why I kiss them go back before I leave work.
Speaker 2: Not you, yeag grabby confously with a borrow What that
Speaker 2: shape is?
Speaker 5: Trump put out an interesting truth social We should hit
Speaker 5: on and we will finish strong next.
Speaker 12: Both the United States and Iran have left open the
Speaker 12: door for a diplomatic solution. No breakthrough has been reached yet,
Speaker 12: despite efforts from Qatar and Pakistan.
Speaker 1: Secretary of State Marco.
Speaker 12: Rubio said earlier today that Iran is not serious about
Speaker 12: talks right.
Speaker 3: Now, we remain open to diplomacy, We remain open to
Speaker 3: working it out in a negotiated way, but right now
Speaker 3: they don't seem to be serious about that, and so
Speaker 3: we're going to continue to protect shipping. We think other
Speaker 3: countries should.
Speaker 2: Join us in that endeavor.
Speaker 3: We don't need them to, but they should because they're
Speaker 3: more impacted by it than we are. And at the
Speaker 3: same time, we are going to when the opportunity presents itself,
Speaker 3: degrade their ability to target global shipping.
Speaker 5: Well, Marco is at least living in reality with They
Speaker 5: don't seem to be serious at all talking about Iran,
Speaker 5: of course, and I have no idea where this is going,
Speaker 5: but Trump put this truth social out this morning because
Speaker 5: Iran fired on some ships.
Speaker 2: Again.
Speaker 5: From this point forward, anytime the Islamic Republic of Iran
Speaker 5: shoots at a ship in the straight of hor moves,
Speaker 5: whether it be by missile, rocket, drone, or any other
Speaker 5: device or weapon, the United States will bomb and destroy
Speaker 5: one bridge or power plant.
Speaker 2: That's in all caps.
Speaker 5: Every time they shoot it a ship with anything, we
Speaker 5: will bomb and destroy one bridge or power plant, including
Speaker 5: those located next to or in the capital city of Tehran.
Speaker 5: Thank you for your attention to this matter. Hm, We're
Speaker 5: gonna bomb the power plants and bridges in Tehran, are we?
Speaker 1: At least some of them? You got to live up
Speaker 1: to that threat. I mean you don't have to. You
Speaker 1: can claim to wep them off the map and then
Speaker 1: do nothing like he has done in the past. I
Speaker 1: think that's where we're going reluctantly. He clearly doesn't want to,
Speaker 1: but that's clearly where we're going. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Then
Speaker 1: you got to out last him. Who can take the pain.
Speaker 1: They're getting more pain than we are, but they don't
Speaker 1: give a damn no. They do not all right, yes
Speaker 1: or no answer? Is Weird Beard Junior dead?
Speaker 2: I think he is.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was convinced by some analysts I saw on News
Speaker 5: Nation the other day. He said the fact that we
Speaker 5: haven't seen him at all, not at all, not even
Speaker 5: a still.
Speaker 1: Picture, not even propped up in bed with soft focus
Speaker 1: and obviously a voiceover.
Speaker 2: But Mitch McConnell picture the other day, not even one
Speaker 2: of those.
Speaker 1: Right, right, And we blew his beard off and took
Speaker 1: his head with it, apparently.
Speaker 5: And I can understand how it's the only way you
Speaker 5: can hold together and probably not even holding together very
Speaker 5: very well. I'm sure there's a lot of infighting we'll
Speaker 5: learn about years from now who's in charge and it
Speaker 5: probably changed on a daily basis, weekly basis, or somebody
Speaker 5: fires off against ships and others.
Speaker 2: Some other people are saying, what did you do that for?
Speaker 2: You know that sort of.
Speaker 5: Thing, And the only reason, the only way they can
Speaker 5: hold this together kind of is to pretend that the
Speaker 5: Supreme Leader still exists and we're all following his orders.
Speaker 5: I mean, if you got rid of that ruse, then
Speaker 5: it's just a full out civil war for who's in charge.
Speaker 1: So it's kind of aramaton with Bernie. I I was
Speaker 1: working on the head for longer than I'm proud of Bunny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bernie, Yeah, yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I'm I remained where I've been for a
Speaker 1: long time. I have no idea how this plays out.
Speaker 2: No, I don't. I don't know either. Oh you know
Speaker 2: what we ought to do before we leave? We bombed
Speaker 2: them eleven knights in a row, and I'll bet we
Speaker 2: do it twelve.
Speaker 1: Michael, give me sixty sixty one, sixty two back to
Speaker 1: back to back. Is Prime Minister Benjamin Nahania, who is
Speaker 1: perhaps planning to visit New York for the UN General Assembly.
Speaker 2: What will happen if he comes in September.
Speaker 9: I believe that Prime mister Netanya, who belongs in the Hague,
Speaker 9: Benjamin Netanna, who is a war criminal, the architect of
Speaker 9: a horrific genocide against the Palestinian people, is responsible for
Speaker 9: the killing of more than seventy three thousand people. It
Speaker 9: is clear that we do not have the independent legal
Speaker 9: authority to enforce this one. The federal government, however, does,
Speaker 9: and I call on them to join the ICC and
Speaker 9: execute this one.
Speaker 2: Give us a reality check here. Can Mondani have Netnyah
Speaker 2: who arrested? Absolutely not.
Speaker 11: It is utterly ridiculous for the Mayor of New York
Speaker 11: City to even suggest that he might have the authority
Speaker 11: to order the arrest of Benjamin Netnaho or any visiting
Speaker 11: foreign head of state. First of all, the Mayor of
Speaker 11: New York City has zero law enforcement authority. He does
Speaker 11: not tell the Manhattanda the NYPD who to arrest, who
Speaker 11: to indict. The Constitution is quite clear that the conduct
Speaker 11: of foreign diplomacy foreign affairs is entirely up to the
Speaker 11: federal government. It's certainly not up to local and county
Speaker 11: governments in New York City or elsewhere. So I know
Speaker 11: the mayor is having his best lawyers look at this
Speaker 11: right now, let me save them.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you do not.
Speaker 11: Have the authority to do.
Speaker 5: This well governing by meme, Yeah, exactly, you're all laughing
Speaker 5: at it. No, he accomplished where you want to accomplish.
Speaker 5: He doesn't think he could have arrested Benjamin Netanya. He
Speaker 5: got the message out to all the young idiots or
Speaker 5: anti Semites in the country that he's their leader. That's
Speaker 5: he accomplished where you wanted to accomplish.
Speaker 2: Exactly, tribal signaling.
Speaker 5: He never at any moment thought he could arrest Benjamin
Speaker 5: Netanyahue was going to try.
Speaker 2: To do it, guarantee.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So laugh all you want, but he got that
Speaker 1: message out. And how about all the other world leaders
Speaker 1: that have been I'm not even going to acknowledge the
Speaker 1: number he throughout on that story, but if you were
Speaker 1: going to all the world leaders that have killed multiples,
Speaker 1: that are imprisoned their own people or whatever, or.
Speaker 2: We currently have slaves. Yeah, yeah, like President.
Speaker 10: Sheet, I'm ready.
Speaker 2: Here's your host for final thoughts, Joe Getty. That's better
Speaker 2: than the Tabs song.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get a final thought from everybody on
Speaker 1: the coup to wrap up today the show. There is
Speaker 1: Michaelangelow pressing the buttons. Michael, which final thought? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: love those nineteen sixties commercials. If you look online, the
Speaker 1: Flintstones used to do the cigarette commercials and those are
Speaker 1: really funny to see. Oh yeah, yeah it Fred trying
Speaker 1: to sell Barney on Winston's or whatever. It is.
Speaker 2: Fabulous Jack. A final thought for us, Hey, Fred, I
Speaker 2: see a dark spot on your lung? Is come on bond.
Speaker 5: Is Charlie Woods playing in the US Amateur Golf Tournament
Speaker 5: Tiger Woods Kid?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 2: Maybe, Oh you don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 5: I just saw that he snapped at a photographer who
Speaker 5: clicked one at an inopportune moment.
Speaker 2: I thought, wow, is he gonna be just like his dad?
Speaker 2: Just like you, old man, you're taking up friggin pictures.
Speaker 5: And he went to a Perkins restaurant and hit on
Speaker 5: the waitress.
Speaker 2: Oh, crashed his car into a tree on Ambien. It'll
Speaker 2: be just like his dad. Ah, that's sweet.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 1: Final thought Smith Smithsonian Institution is utterly perverse, their liar,
Speaker 1: their leader. There is a Marxist liar and if you
Speaker 1: missed that segment, grab it via podcast Armstrong and Getty
Speaker 1: on demand. We talked about it last week on One
Speaker 1: More Thing, and today during ours three of the show.
Speaker 5: I think there's a lot of good stuff today. You
Speaker 5: should grab all the segments and give them a listen.
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Speaker 1: A couple of unfortunate moments too, Armstrong you Getty wrapping
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