Speaker 1: Phrank one and only famous. Correct Perez Hilton, my friends,
Speaker 1: welcome to our pH B booker here. Perez there, how
Speaker 1: you doing?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? A lot of family drama today. Family
Speaker 2: drama between Prince Harry and his father, family drama between
Speaker 2: David Beckham and his son. Also Beyonce is listening to me.
Speaker 2: We'll get to that. Plus Lady Gaga it could have
Speaker 2: been real scary, major drama regarding her show in Brazil
Speaker 2: over the weekend. Also Chapel Roane has upset people again
Speaker 2: and Blake Lively has spoken. We'll get to that and
Speaker 2: a lot more. But first, how are you all? Is well?
Speaker 1: Thank you all as well. I went to the Beach
Speaker 1: Life Festival this weekend.
Speaker 2: What's that.
Speaker 1: It's a new festival. It's in Redondo Beach and it's
Speaker 1: like the most mini mini Coachella. There's two stages, ones
Speaker 1: literally on the sand, the other one's like turfed up
Speaker 1: and the vibe is like way chill wait I.
Speaker 2: Think I know about this was Susannah Hopps performing.
Speaker 1: Susannah Hoffs was there, Yes, I love standing next to
Speaker 1: her dressing room praying to God that she would come out,
Speaker 1: but I didn't see her. Chrissy Hines was also there
Speaker 1: from The Pretenders, Oh Cool.
Speaker 2: And Alana's Morrisset performed.
Speaker 1: Alanis was last night and I didn't go last night.
Speaker 1: But it's like a really laid back good time.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you the promoter that can crack a
Speaker 2: festival for old people, we'll be making bank. I want
Speaker 2: a festival where I can sit.
Speaker 1: Down like I don't know, well you could there, you
Speaker 1: really could. I mean yeah, you could sit on the
Speaker 1: on the turf or on in the sand if you
Speaker 1: wanted to, like Lenny Kravitz played. But I would say
Speaker 1: it's as close to a festival for old people as
Speaker 1: you could get. Put it that way.
Speaker 2: I remember in the UK during the pandemic there were
Speaker 2: festivals with like your own little pods. They need to
Speaker 2: bring that back, and then they can. They know they
Speaker 2: can bring out food to you, like order food and
Speaker 2: they'll bring it like right to your little section and
Speaker 2: everything like a right. I'm fantasizing. Actually, I spent May
Speaker 2: the fourth at a new burlesque show here in Vegas,
Speaker 2: the Empire Strips Back that it was fun, and then
Speaker 2: I took my kids to a claw arcade that's like
Speaker 2: the new trend has that started, and actually they probably
Speaker 2: had that for a while in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: Well, they have a human claw at daved Busters. That's
Speaker 1: what I went to see. So I think the claw
Speaker 1: thing is like end Vogue at the moment.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I've been to two claw arcades now in
Speaker 2: like two weeks. So my kids love it, although I don't.
Speaker 2: I mean, I love it, but it's like gambling, Like
Speaker 2: it's gambling for kids. Like it worries me that I
Speaker 2: might be conditioning my children to become gamblers.
Speaker 1: Well it is Vegas. That's probably how they get them
Speaker 1: on the tin, you know what I mean, get started early.
Speaker 2: Anyways, let's get to this because there's too much show.
Speaker 2: Prince Hair Surry, Prince Harry, Prince Harry. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: understand all of this. I really am approaching it from
Speaker 2: an open mind, but it just doesn't make too much
Speaker 2: sense to me. First, on Friday, the initial loss was
Speaker 2: a literal loss in court. Prince Harry for years now
Speaker 2: had been fighting this decision from RAVAC, the organization who
Speaker 2: determines who gets royal protection. They took it away from him. However,
Speaker 2: the more I read about this, the more it's just dumb,
Speaker 2: he could still have royal protection. He's just been fighting
Speaker 2: for years because he thinks he's entitled to royal protection
Speaker 2: twenty four to seven, you know, always whenever he's in
Speaker 2: the UK. And these people told him, you can have
Speaker 2: royal protection for select appearances or for situations where there
Speaker 2: is a high risk level. You just have to let
Speaker 2: us know ahead of time. But that was not good
Speaker 2: enough for him. So he's been fighting and on Friday
Speaker 2: he officially lost and it was an appeals court because
Speaker 2: he had already lost previously, and now three judges said nope,
Speaker 2: you're not entitled to this. And it makes sense to
Speaker 2: me because I remember when the Queen was alive, her
Speaker 2: daughter Princess Anne, who was like the hardest working royal.
Speaker 2: She would carry out more royal engagements than any other royal,
Speaker 2: and she didn't have round the clock royal protection, just
Speaker 2: whenever she was on the clock, you know, just whenever
Speaker 2: she was working.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then after the loss, Harry, this is an even
Speaker 2: bigger loss, really like and just dumbfounding, he thought it
Speaker 2: would be a good idea in California to give an
Speaker 2: interview to the BBC A weepy mony interview where he
Speaker 2: complains about, you know, he really believes that his father,
Speaker 2: and maybe there's truth to this. He believes that if
Speaker 2: his father wanted him to receive twenty four to seven
Speaker 2: royal protection, that his father could have intervened, even though
Speaker 2: the palace says that it's not up to the king,
Speaker 2: it's up to this other organization who determines it, all right,
Speaker 2: And he said he wants to reconcile with his father,
Speaker 2: but he doesn't know how much longer his father has
Speaker 2: to live, and he, you know, he's trying to make
Speaker 2: things better, but his dad is not talking to him.
Speaker 2: And bah bah, here's what I just don't get, Like,
Speaker 2: I don't understand how that interview is making things better.
Speaker 1: Well, and on top of it, it's like Megan Marple's
Speaker 1: dad doing the same thing, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: going to the press and whining and they talk about
Speaker 1: how much they hate that. Let's get you a mirror
Speaker 1: because you're doing the same thing. And I still believe,
Speaker 1: and I still contend that if he actually picked up
Speaker 1: the phone directly and did this like a man, or
Speaker 1: even said I'm coming there face to face and let's
Speaker 1: hash this out.
Speaker 2: Well, two things, One he has gone to the UK
Speaker 2: and his father has refused to see him his last
Speaker 2: three visits and two just because I do like to
Speaker 2: be fair, he said, remember to People magazine that his
Speaker 2: brother and father have not been responding to his text
Speaker 2: and emails.
Speaker 1: Right. Well, they've had enough. They've been burnt enough. They're
Speaker 1: like when you've got a kid that's a junkie. They're
Speaker 1: like media junkies, and they're thinking, at some point, we
Speaker 1: have to cut these people off. And that's what they've done.
Speaker 1: They've cut them out.
Speaker 2: Let me be the booker again. Okay, I'm sure that
Speaker 2: they would argue just because Charles and William aren't speaking
Speaker 2: out publicly doesn't mean they're not playing the game. They're
Speaker 2: playing the game. They're just having the palace and insiders
Speaker 2: speak to the media on their behalf without them speaking
Speaker 2: on the record.
Speaker 1: Which is what always has been done.
Speaker 2: Correct. But they're like, I'm sure Harry is like, I
Speaker 2: don't want to speak. I don't want to speak through
Speaker 2: intermediaries anymore.
Speaker 1: Harry knows the game, is all I'm saying, and Harry
Speaker 1: could play the game correctly. Look, I just think that
Speaker 1: they're they're at their wits in because every time that
Speaker 1: they've tried, they've been burnt. They've been burnt by her,
Speaker 1: and they've been burnt by his books and his words.
Speaker 1: And at some point, like I said, you got to
Speaker 1: cut the junkie off because they're going to bleed you dry.
Speaker 1: And I think that's where they probably are. But once
Speaker 1: again going back to the hey, let's go through the press.
Speaker 1: You know it's not going to work with them. They
Speaker 1: can see through it and it's just another part of
Speaker 1: their reality show existence.
Speaker 2: What I also don't understand is why is he safe
Speaker 2: in California but not safe in London?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Like in California, he lives in fucking Monticito. It's not
Speaker 2: that difficult to find out his address. I can find
Speaker 2: out Oprah's address.
Speaker 1: It's just paparazzi hounding him.
Speaker 2: No, what I'm getting at is, if it is somebody
Speaker 2: that wants to harm him, that person could be based
Speaker 2: out of the UK and come to the US and
Speaker 2: harm him here. Why is he safe here and not there?
Speaker 2: Because like here, he doesn't get secret service.
Speaker 1: We probably has his own private security here.
Speaker 2: Would be my guess, that's gay he could have if
Speaker 2: he's so worried that, you know, the protection that he
Speaker 2: can hire independently in the UK. Isn't able to carry weapons,
Speaker 2: just higher volume, hire fucking twenty bodyguards.
Speaker 1: If you're that paranoid, I don't think it's about any
Speaker 1: of that. I don't even think it has to do
Speaker 1: with the paranoia. I think it's entitlement. I think that
Speaker 1: he just believes, because his mom was Princess Diana, that
Speaker 1: he is entitled. Even though he walked away, even though
Speaker 1: they said, if you walk away, you can't have this stuff.
Speaker 1: He wants his cake and he wants to eat it too,
Speaker 1: And it's like they're like, what do you want us
Speaker 1: to do? We told you this is how it works,
Speaker 1: and you used to listen to us, and they're continuing
Speaker 1: to do it. And now their courts even say, hey,
Speaker 1: these are the rules. This is the people's money. By
Speaker 1: the way, this isn't your money. The protections, you know,
Speaker 1: provided by the people. And by the way, how often
Speaker 1: is he there, Perez? That's the other thing. What is
Speaker 1: he doing there? And like they said, if you tell
Speaker 1: us where you're gonna be, will give it the protection,
Speaker 1: and they do. So what's he whining about?
Speaker 2: I think people think that he wants this recognition called
Speaker 2: ipp internationally protected person, meaning that's a designation given to
Speaker 2: like heads of state, and the King of England is
Speaker 2: considered a head of state. You know, he's not Prime Minister,
Speaker 2: but he is a head of state. So when he
Speaker 2: comes to the US, King Charles, the US taxpayer has
Speaker 2: to pay for his protection. And once you're recognized as
Speaker 2: an IPP an internationally protected person, you get that protection
Speaker 2: anywhere you go.
Speaker 1: So you get to bleed everybody system when you go
Speaker 1: on vacation promoting your fucking cookie cream or whatever the
Speaker 1: fuck bullshit she's selling. So you know what I'm saying, like,
Speaker 1: it's just a grift. It's just another grift. That's all
Speaker 1: I get it. I'm glad they said no.
Speaker 2: Well, Megan Markel has also chimed in in a very
Speaker 2: Megan Markel way. Well, but before I even get to that,
Speaker 2: because this is even better, because I think her chiming
Speaker 2: in with in response to the Palace's statement, So King Charles,
Speaker 2: the Palace was asked about Harry's loss in court, and
Speaker 2: they were also asked about his BBC interview and I
Speaker 2: mentioned a few moments ago. They don't talk on the record,
Speaker 2: they don't give statements, they gave a statement. The Palace
Speaker 2: gave an official, on the record statement about the interview
Speaker 2: and Harry's loss in court, and this is what they said.
Speaker 2: All of these issues have been examined repeatedly and meticulously
Speaker 2: by the courts, with the same conclusion reached on each occasion.
Speaker 2: One sentence, one savage sentence that basically said, you petulant child.
Speaker 2: You should have just taken your l the first time
Speaker 2: you lost, but no, you kept going and you wasted
Speaker 2: taxpayer money here in the UK fighting this. You wasted
Speaker 2: your time, You made our lives more difficult by going
Speaker 2: through with this for such a long time.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And by the way, and this isn't them just
Speaker 1: doing a statement because it's about gossip or Harry. This
Speaker 1: is probably an official statement that they have to make
Speaker 1: when some sort of hearing has happened. I'm sure it's
Speaker 1: part of the process. It has to be done legally,
Speaker 1: they have to issue some sort of statement about any
Speaker 1: litigation that's going on within the Crown. So I'm guessing
Speaker 1: they didn't do it on purpose, but the savageness of
Speaker 1: it is pretty fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: Well, Megan Markle, whom you mentioned, you know, her father
Speaker 2: and the irony of that relationship and all the drama
Speaker 2: there is not lost on many. She posted the day
Speaker 2: after the interview and the day after the loss in
Speaker 2: court a picture of her and her two children, a
Speaker 2: black and white photo of the back of their heads. No, no, no, sorry,
Speaker 2: it's not her and her kids. I had a brain fart.
Speaker 2: It's Harry and their kids. So she posted a photo
Speaker 2: of Harry and their kids.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised you didn't hawk something in the middle of it.
Speaker 1: And by the way, when given lemons, try my new
Speaker 1: fucking shitty lemonade.
Speaker 2: Speaking of family drama and British people, Happy birthday, David Beckham.
Speaker 2: He just turned fifty years old and he had quite
Speaker 2: the star studded celebration in London. Tom Cruise was there
Speaker 2: with his rumored new girlfriend, Cuban communist actress Anna Diadamas.
Speaker 2: Eva Longoria was there. Lots of people were there, but
Speaker 2: noticeably absent was David's oldest his son Brooklyn Beckham. Then
Speaker 2: the party continued with a more small, intimate celebration with
Speaker 2: just you know, immediate family and closest friends in Paris.
Speaker 2: You know, you only turned fifty once. He'd already celebrated
Speaker 2: in the US also, and his son Brooklyn was not
Speaker 2: at the Paris celebration either, confirmed when Victoria yesterday posted
Speaker 2: some images from the celebrations and Brooklyn was nowhere to
Speaker 2: be found. And then initially when I saw all this,
Speaker 2: I thought, oh, this is just so petty, because if
Speaker 2: you remember, this is all stemming from some drama where
Speaker 2: Brooklyn Beckham's brother Romeo is dating his ex girlfriend, right, okay,
Speaker 2: and that caused, you know, a rift between the brothers
Speaker 2: because Brooklyn does not trust his ex Kim, this DJ
Speaker 2: and influencer, and he's upset that mom and dad are
Speaker 2: seemingly supportive of this. Right, But I don't know, I
Speaker 2: questioned that are they supportive or are they just like
Speaker 2: hands off, like our kids are in their early twenties
Speaker 2: and they're gonna do what they're gonna do and we
Speaker 2: can't tell them who to date or who.
Speaker 1: Not today, right, I like the latter, I mean, because
Speaker 1: like you said, they're twenty. You don't get involved with
Speaker 1: people's relationships when they're in their twenties. I mean, come on,
Speaker 1: that's a little much. So I tend to believe it's
Speaker 1: the latter, and it's I'm sure it's been stated by dad, Hey,
Speaker 1: put your big boy pants on. There's bigger things in
Speaker 1: life to be worried about than this.
Speaker 2: However, my thinking on all of this changed after I
Speaker 2: found out an explosive new piece of information. Brooklyn and
Speaker 2: his wife he's married, had no plans to go to
Speaker 2: either of David's fiftieth birthday celebrations because they knew that
Speaker 2: Romeo and his new girlfriend his ex would be there.
Speaker 2: So this is shocking. Brooklyn and his wife flew to
Speaker 2: London early last week to spend time with David ahead
Speaker 2: of the family celebrations that they wouldn't have to be
Speaker 2: there with Brooklyn's brother and the ex girlfriend, and according
Speaker 2: to TMZ, David refused to see them, said if you
Speaker 2: want to see me, come to my birthday party. I
Speaker 2: thought that was a good compromise from Brooklyn, like, I
Speaker 2: don't want to be there because that woman makes me uncomfortable,
Speaker 2: but I want to celebrate you on your birthday. I'm
Speaker 2: flying all the way from the US to London to
Speaker 2: be with you. And David didn't.
Speaker 1: Make time for him, Like what, I don't buy it.
Speaker 2: What do you mean you don't buy it?
Speaker 1: I don't believe the dad said I'm not going to
Speaker 1: see my son because of some drama. I don't care
Speaker 1: what TMZ said. I don't buy it.
Speaker 2: Well, there are also rumors that Dave and Victoria don't
Speaker 2: like Brooklyn's wife, so that probably might have something to
Speaker 2: do with it as well.
Speaker 1: That's weak. Now you're saying the parents are childish on
Speaker 1: top of yes, the kids being childish, and look, I
Speaker 1: guess I could believe it when you're dealing with people
Speaker 1: that were famous as children as the Beckhams were, Okay,
Speaker 1: can I see them being stunted adult humans, entitled, rich, annoying? Sure,
Speaker 1: I could totally see all of that. But I don't know.
Speaker 1: He's fifty and like, at any point are you going
Speaker 1: to say I'm not going to see my son. That
Speaker 1: doesn't even make sense. I mean, you just pop into
Speaker 1: your house whenever you want to. They're your parents. So
Speaker 1: I don't buy this.
Speaker 2: That's what they're putting out there, Brooklyn and his wife.
Speaker 1: They're not telling us something. There's something more, And there's
Speaker 1: some missing dots in this story.
Speaker 2: I told you the missing part. The Beckhams don't like
Speaker 2: Brooklyn's wife, nor the father, nor the in laws.
Speaker 1: No, I think there's just even something more. There's something
Speaker 1: still missing. Why don't they like her? What's the empathus
Speaker 1: of all this? There's just something in the middle of
Speaker 1: this that sticks.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I guess I'm I don't either, I'm
Speaker 2: trust guessing I believed it. Well, I'll keep you updated
Speaker 2: on all of that, all right, Blake Lively. Blake Lively
Speaker 2: chose to give her only interview where she talked about
Speaker 2: the It Ends with Us saga to fucking Seth Myers.
Speaker 2: But that makes sense for a few reasons. One, he's
Speaker 2: not a journalist. Okay, he's a comedian slash late night
Speaker 2: talk show host, and nobody watches his show.
Speaker 1: Well, no one watches any of those shows at this point.
Speaker 1: They're all just online things that are passed around if
Speaker 1: you go viral. They just fill slots on TV.
Speaker 2: True, but I still think people watch the morning shows
Speaker 2: because they put that on while they're having breakfast. And yeah,
Speaker 2: people watch the morning shows. They don't watch the late
Speaker 2: night shows.
Speaker 1: I don't think, well, who's up that late anymore? Nobody?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, So she could have done like Good Morning
Speaker 2: America or The Today Show or CBS Mornings, but they
Speaker 2: probably turned her down because they said, we're only going
Speaker 2: to help you promote your movie if you talk about this,
Speaker 2: and she probably said, well, sure, I'll give you a
Speaker 2: prepared statement, and they're like, well, we're going to ask
Speaker 2: you follow up questions and then she's probably just like,
Speaker 2: I'm not comfortable with that. No, and Seth Myers is
Speaker 2: probably comfortable with that. So that's how she landed on that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure she had to promote her thing as well.
Speaker 1: You sign up for that. It's part of the doing
Speaker 1: press for whatever you're doing is part of the contract.
Speaker 1: So I'm sure she had to do it. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: my guess. But listen those morning shows. They would have lied.
Speaker 1: They would have said, yeah, we won't ask anything, and
Speaker 1: they would have brought her on and they would have
Speaker 1: asked her. I don't even think they would have cared either.
Speaker 1: They would have talked their way into it somehow.
Speaker 2: I don't think they would have lied.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if lying maybe is the right word,
Speaker 1: but I think they would have manipulated the situation. If
Speaker 1: she was willing to be on, they would have taken
Speaker 1: her just to say we have an exclusive with Blake
Speaker 1: Lively tomorrow morning, because it would put eyeballs on a
Speaker 1: TV set. That's all all right.
Speaker 2: Well, this is what she had to say. First, she
Speaker 2: acknowledged that, you know, she's had a pretty intense year,
Speaker 2: but then she was gushing about her kids. She's got
Speaker 2: a ten year old, an eight year old, a five
Speaker 2: year old, and a two year old and the two
Speaker 2: year old. The two year old's actually, you know, an
Speaker 2: integral player in the It ends with us at Saga
Speaker 2: because if you remember all of the trailer Gate drama
Speaker 2: where she was pumping and then breastfeeding and and then
Speaker 2: people walked in on her, et cetera. So this is
Speaker 2: what she said, It's no surprise I've had a pretty
Speaker 2: intense year. They're just my lifeline, meaning her kids. No
Speaker 2: matter what day I am having, I have to be
Speaker 2: Disneyland for them. It's the best. It's chaos. And then
Speaker 2: that opened the door to talking about all of the
Speaker 2: situation with Justin Baldoni, and she says, what I can
Speaker 2: say without going too into it, is that this year
Speaker 2: has been full of the highest highs and lowest lows
Speaker 2: of my life. And I see so many women around
Speaker 2: afraid to speak, especially right now, afraid to share their
Speaker 2: experiences and fear is by design, it's what keeps us silent.
Speaker 2: But I also acknowledge that many people don't have the
Speaker 2: opportunity to speak, So I do feel fortunate that I
Speaker 2: have been able to. It's the women who have had
Speaker 2: the ability to use their voice that's kept me strong
Speaker 2: and help me in my belief and my fight for
Speaker 2: the world to be safer for women and girls. It's
Speaker 2: a pretty simple thing. Yeah, so she's doing this for
Speaker 2: women and girls.
Speaker 1: Thank god, ladies, you're safe.
Speaker 2: She is a champion of those less privileged than her.
Speaker 2: She's so privileged that she can speak out about these things.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just like what's shocking is clearly
Speaker 2: that was something rehearsed, sure, and that's what they came
Speaker 2: up with. That's what they thought would be good.
Speaker 1: Well, they keep going back to this women. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: it's not the first time, and I think that's what
Speaker 1: they dug in on. I don't know what other card
Speaker 1: she could actually play, right, I don't know how you
Speaker 1: can manipulate this any other way. I think their narrative
Speaker 1: is always going to be her as a woman against
Speaker 1: some evil man that tried to make her do things
Speaker 1: and that was the original narrative, and I think there's
Speaker 1: still somewhat sticking to that, even though we've kind of
Speaker 1: seen what actually has played out. I mean, there's just
Speaker 1: too much proof out there to say otherwise.
Speaker 2: I mean, I really think it would have been a
Speaker 2: better strategy at this point, honestly, more effective. She would
Speaker 2: have just said, everything has been so public. This is
Speaker 2: totally me, me spitballing right now. Right, Everything has been
Speaker 2: so public, and I am excited for this to be
Speaker 2: litigated in a court of law, and I am confident
Speaker 2: that a jury will agree with the facts. Period.
Speaker 1: That's better. Yeah, yeah, it's much better. From the top
Speaker 1: of your head, it was much better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. So that's the face, Like I can't
Speaker 2: believe she said what she said, but yeah, there we go,
Speaker 2: her first interview where she directly addressed it all and
Speaker 2: she's doing it for the girls and the women out
Speaker 2: there to keep you safely.
Speaker 1: Well, look, we're two men, and I will acknowledge that.
Speaker 1: And you know, maybe we see this differently than women do.
Speaker 1: I think the majority of them are walking in step
Speaker 1: with what we're saying mostly, but I got to think
Speaker 1: there are other women on the other side of this
Speaker 1: that can maybe see her point of view. So I
Speaker 1: just want to acknowledge that we're two dudes. That's all
Speaker 1: I want to say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well I would love to hear from I
Speaker 2: really want to hear from Blake Lively. Defenders and supporters
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Speaker 2: You mentioned before it happened, the Way Walk of Day Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: You mentioned that Ryan Reynolds was going to show up
Speaker 2: at the Green Day Walk of Fame ceremony where they
Speaker 2: were getting their start, and you explained that you know,
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Speaker 2: And we you know, are answering comments every day on
Speaker 2: the message board there. Anyways, at the ceremony, Ryan Reynolds
Speaker 2: was going out and you know, shaking hands and taking
Speaker 2: pictures and signing autographs. And this woman who used to
Speaker 2: work at TMZ and is now just a social media creator.
Speaker 2: Her name is Melanie, Melanie Miller, I believe is her name.
Speaker 2: Let me give her a correct shout out. Yes, Melanie Miller.
Speaker 2: Shout out to her for doing the lord's work. I
Speaker 2: am surprised that this has not happened sooner. For the
Speaker 2: first time, one of them, Blake or Ryan, was actually
Speaker 2: confronted with something related to all of the drama. So
Speaker 2: Melanie asks Ryan what happened with Travis kelcey? Are you
Speaker 2: guys good? Are you guys friends? How come he unfollowed you?
Speaker 2: And he was stunned because he said nothing.
Speaker 1: He wasn't prepared.
Speaker 2: I was about to say that, Fuck yeah, I was
Speaker 2: about to say that because Ryan Reynolds wants this ought
Speaker 2: to believe he's the funniest guy. Spoiler alert, he fucking
Speaker 2: has writers. I'm sure that script his funny shtick eighty
Speaker 2: percent of the time, and maybe twenty percent of the
Speaker 2: time it's like just him being naturally funny. But like
Speaker 2: anything that he does, it's funny. It comes from a
Speaker 2: team of funny people that tell him the funny shit
Speaker 2: to say. But if he was a naturally funny person,
Speaker 2: he could have responded in a funny way to that
Speaker 2: woman asking those questions, or he could have responded many
Speaker 2: different ways. He could have said, you know what, like,
Speaker 2: I love Travis, I'm a big fan of Travis. Thank
Speaker 2: you for asking period.
Speaker 1: Right even that's a better response, right, Well, nothing is yeah,
Speaker 1: nothing says a.
Speaker 2: Lot, exactly. Nothing says a lot.
Speaker 1: Nothing says a lot more than talking sometimes, and that's
Speaker 1: an example of it. I am so happy I didn't go.
Speaker 1: Thank god we had the Patreon because my radio sidekick
Speaker 1: was standing right next to Ryan Reynolds, which means I
Speaker 1: would have been next to Ryan Reynolds. He's like taking
Speaker 1: selfies with them. He even commented on one of my
Speaker 1: radio partners like posts, oh really yeah, because he said
Speaker 1: to Ryan, he goes, I'm a striker, I do a
Speaker 1: show booker and striker, and he goes, oh, I know
Speaker 1: who you are. I know who you are. I live
Speaker 1: in New York, but I know who you guys are.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh god, I thank god, I'm fining.
Speaker 1: It was the first time that I was thankful that
Speaker 1: I wasn't in a room because I probably would have
Speaker 1: just slithered away. And I was going through my you know,
Speaker 1: my mental rollingdecks of what shitty things have I said?
Speaker 1: And I'm like thinking everything, Thank God I didn't go
Speaker 1: thank god for the Patreon.
Speaker 2: Well should I do it?
Speaker 1: What I mean?
Speaker 2: I don't want to be mean to our listeners, but
Speaker 2: I did the funniest thing. I'll say spoiler alert. Spoiler
Speaker 2: alert if you haven't watched the new Blake Lively movie
Speaker 2: and you're planning to watch it, then maybe like fast
Speaker 2: forward for the next minute and a half. I found
Speaker 2: out a huge plot twist from the new movie at
Speaker 2: like literally the day that the film came out, and
Speaker 2: I thought, you know'd be really funny if I fucking
Speaker 2: spoil it on social media and don't even say spoiler alert.
Speaker 2: So I did. I said, I know, I was like
Speaker 2: breaking news. Blake Lively has sex with herself in The
Speaker 2: New another simple favorite movie, a whole stupid twin sest
Speaker 2: plot line, and I didn't say spoiler alerts. I'm like, Oh,
Speaker 2: the only people that are going to be mad about
Speaker 2: this were people that were planning to watch it.
Speaker 1: I hate to tell you, but you saying that now
Speaker 1: I want to watch it. No, yeah, sex with herself,
Speaker 1: let's go.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I didn't watch it. I just saw that.
Speaker 1: I told you. I saw a clip of the of
Speaker 1: a big scene of her with Danna Kendrick. I was
Speaker 1: saying this with the Patriot, and it looks good. Say
Speaker 1: whatever you want about her. I think she's a fucking
Speaker 1: good actor. I thought she was really great in what
Speaker 1: I saw.
Speaker 2: So I can't com for what it's worth, I can't
Speaker 2: comment because I've never seen her act in anything.
Speaker 1: Watch The Town. She plays like a junkie, but it's
Speaker 1: a minor role. It's not a big role. But I
Speaker 1: liked her in it.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I won't, but I'll take your word for
Speaker 2: that movie.
Speaker 1: By the way, if you guys haven't seen The Town,
Speaker 1: it's a really really good movie. If you like heists,
Speaker 1: you know, it's like that movie Heat sort of.
Speaker 2: AnyWho. Meanwhile, in Rio de Janeiro, Lady Gaga played the
Speaker 2: biggest show of her career, breaking a record set by
Speaker 2: Madonna last year for the largest audience for a female musician.
Speaker 2: Over two point five million people were at the Copacaba
Speaker 2: at a beach. Last year. It was one point six
Speaker 2: million for Madonna. There are rumors that it might be
Speaker 2: Beyonce next year. And it's actually I'm shocked that more
Speaker 2: cities don't do this. There were reports that all of
Speaker 2: the tourism and everybody going to Rio for this was
Speaker 2: generating one hundred million dollars for the city.
Speaker 1: So any city could flip the dime just to get
Speaker 1: their tourism exactly. I see what you're saying.
Speaker 2: It's like the city paid for the concert. The city
Speaker 2: paid Gaga. So like even if they paid her like
Speaker 2: an exorbitant amount of money, even if they paid her
Speaker 2: thirty million dollars and they spent ten million dollars on security,
Speaker 2: you know, it's still bringing in tens of millions of dollars.
Speaker 1: Tens of millions of dollars, it's worth it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wow, Like I'm surprised more people don't do it, but
Speaker 2: it could have been a very awful situation because according
Speaker 2: to local police there in Rio, they arrested several people
Speaker 2: that were planning to bomb the show.
Speaker 1: Jeez.
Speaker 2: Thankfully they caught them before the show and everything went off,
Speaker 2: you know, without incident, and there was a top. There
Speaker 2: was five thousand police officers working it, and there were
Speaker 2: you know, not just metal detectors, there were metal detectors.
Speaker 2: They were also using like facial recognition system, so they
Speaker 2: took security very well. And she released this statement afterwards
Speaker 2: that really resonated with me. I won't read the whole thing,
Speaker 2: but just this one part I think is worth sharing.
Speaker 2: She said, I wish I could share this feeling with
Speaker 2: the whole world. I know I can't, but I can
Speaker 2: say this. If you lose your way, you can find
Speaker 2: your way back. If you believe in yourself and work hard,
Speaker 2: you can give yourself dignity by rehearsing your passion and
Speaker 2: your craft, pushing yourself to new heights. You can lift
Speaker 2: yourself up, even if it takes some time. And isn't
Speaker 2: that fascinating Because when she began this new era from
Speaker 2: her latest album Mayhem, that first single Disease didn't do
Speaker 2: well at all, Right, And what's interesting is like Abracadabra,
Speaker 2: Abrica dabra is like a rare song that's a huge hit,
Speaker 2: even if the Billboard Hot one hundred hasn't deemed it
Speaker 2: a huge hit.
Speaker 1: Well, let's go on the right way again. And it's
Speaker 1: top ten at Pops, so it's still building.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, because it never cracked the top ten on
Speaker 2: the Hot one hundred. You know what it is.
Speaker 1: It's I think it's just we always talk about like
Speaker 1: agism and sexism, and I think a lot of that
Speaker 1: when it came out plays a role in it. That oh,
Speaker 1: it's Gaga, She's kind of done this before. This feels
Speaker 1: like a retread, and everybody's going, you know, it's not
Speaker 1: that great, And then the fans showed up and said no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it is great, and everybody kept pouring on, piling on,
Speaker 1: making the rest of the world pay attention where you
Speaker 1: take a second look or listen to things like aberca dabra.
Speaker 1: Admit when I heard Abracadabra, and I know why I
Speaker 1: didn't like it. I've said a million times I hate
Speaker 1: visuals being introduced to me with a song because I
Speaker 1: can't get it out of my head. And she had
Speaker 1: that what was it super Bowl or wherever she debuted
Speaker 1: the the Grammys?
Speaker 2: The MasterCard commercial?
Speaker 1: Is that what it was? Yeah? And I didn't like
Speaker 1: the video. It was too like plastic and robotic and
Speaker 1: I just didn't feel it. And it kind of gets
Speaker 1: in my mind. But the record's great, you know, and
Speaker 1: it's steam rolling now. It's almost like Kendrick Lamar with
Speaker 1: the super Bowl. That song got ten times bigger. They're
Speaker 1: not like us after the super Bowl. And sometimes things
Speaker 1: like that happen and it's cool and it's organic. But
Speaker 1: I like what she's saying because to me, if you
Speaker 1: like really dive into what you read, it says she
Speaker 1: was down. Yeah, somewhere like that. She was really something
Speaker 1: happened that. I don't know what that was or is
Speaker 1: or looked like. And to what you said about her
Speaker 1: rehearsing and by the way, they had the rehearsal video
Speaker 1: of her doing the full show before the forty thousand
Speaker 1: people watching that, I don't know what it was that
Speaker 1: had her down.
Speaker 2: I think it was everything. Yeah, I think it was
Speaker 2: like she's she's very competitive, like all those the top
Speaker 2: people are competitive, maybe feeling jealous of Taylor's swift and
Speaker 2: seeing Taylor being so big.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she was in A Star is Born, a
Speaker 1: hit movie and had a number one record from it,
Speaker 1: and still I don't known did a complete pivot, right,
Speaker 1: Like she's out there with Tony Bennett, who does that
Speaker 1: in the middle of their white hot career, says, you
Speaker 1: know what, fuck this all, I'm gonna go do standards,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like that to me in
Speaker 1: retrospect is even more amazing that she's went back to
Speaker 1: this gear and it's working so big, and the production
Speaker 1: of this show is just like, yeah, I can't get
Speaker 1: what you said about Beyonce out of my head, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: her tour is kind of phoned in when you look
Speaker 1: at how Gaga really up the game with this tour.
Speaker 2: Well, speaking of Beyonce, this was a I appreciate that
Speaker 2: she took the note and thick stick quickly, but I
Speaker 2: would also have been very disappointed if I went to
Speaker 2: the very first night of her tour and then this
Speaker 2: second night it was substantially different and better. On night
Speaker 2: two of her new Cowboy Carter tour, Beyonce included a
Speaker 2: seven minute long hits medley where she did single Ladies
Speaker 2: Love on top irreplaceable and if I were a.
Speaker 1: Boy, you need those songs.
Speaker 2: Yes, and she gave it to the people.
Speaker 1: Well, the rumor is the story, and I don't know
Speaker 1: how true it is, but they're saying there are four
Speaker 1: different sets that she's doing, so it isn't going to
Speaker 1: be the same show, but it is a rotation of four.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I believe it, but that's just
Speaker 1: kind of what I've heard from my people.
Speaker 2: Has the third night happened yet?
Speaker 1: I don't believe. So Wednesday and Friday are the shows
Speaker 1: this week, and I'm going to try to go Friday.
Speaker 2: That's so weird that the days are so space to part.
Speaker 1: Is there there's nothing going on?
Speaker 2: Maybe she's still working on it then there, I guess.
Speaker 1: I don't know, that's possible.
Speaker 2: Interesting. Actually I saw that theory too. Apparently if you
Speaker 2: look at some tour graphic, there's different pictures in the stars.
Speaker 1: Oh, and it might be related to like a like
Speaker 1: there's a correlation with that night with the stars and
Speaker 1: the pictures and the show you're gonna get and the
Speaker 1: fans will figure it out.
Speaker 2: I'd hate to be on Night one set list because
Speaker 2: that didn't have the fucking.
Speaker 1: Hits, you know, right, well, you can read the room
Speaker 1: and make adjustments, especially when you have four different things
Speaker 1: to choose from, if you say, hey, one's work and
Speaker 1: let's do that. Because she's probably not doing multiple nights
Speaker 1: in all these cities, is she. Yeah? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think yeah, you think I didn't know some of
Speaker 1: these cities that they were big enough. But she's probably
Speaker 1: just doing big cities, right. She's probably not going to
Speaker 1: Denver or whatever. She's probably just New York, Los Angeles, Chicago.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Speaking of musicians, Kanye West has finally admitted I
Speaker 2: mean he did in that one song, the awful song
Speaker 2: about his cousin were whatever. Anyways, Kanye and his wife
Speaker 2: beyond Una are suing his former dentist for allegedly getting
Speaker 2: him hooked on nitrous gas. I mean, good, I guess,
Speaker 2: but he's still like saying crazy shit. It's like you
Speaker 2: can't blame it on the nitrous you know. It's like
Speaker 2: I wish him, like, even though I don't like Kanye,
Speaker 2: everybody deserves sobriety, So I wish him well.
Speaker 1: You wish him well. I wish he would just go away.
Speaker 2: Also, Chapel Roan has been announced as a judge on
Speaker 2: the upcoming season of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars, and
Speaker 2: people are so pissed at her. Not a lot of people,
Speaker 2: some because of what she wore on the episode. She
Speaker 2: looks like a dressed up sex doll, like a blow
Speaker 2: up doll. And like this one comment is just hilarious.
Speaker 2: It says, dressing up as a literal sex object is
Speaker 2: such a disgusting and misogynistic move. But what do we
Speaker 2: expect from a male centered woman?
Speaker 1: I don't even get that.
Speaker 2: I don't either. But this is like just days after
Speaker 2: people were shitting on her for an interview where she
Speaker 2: talked about she auditioned for the voice and that the
Speaker 2: producer didn't even look up from their phone. People just
Speaker 2: have a boner for hating on her, and I don't know,
Speaker 2: I love her. Speaking of boners, it looks like Kylie
Speaker 2: Jenner got a boob job. Did anybody else notice that? Really,
Speaker 2: her boobs look huge. I don't think those are natural.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, what's natural about any of them?
Speaker 2: Yeah? But they look great. They look great?
Speaker 1: Is this breaking news?
Speaker 2: They look great? Also? Donald Trump posted tomb I don't
Speaker 2: even want to talk about it too long because he's exhausting.
Speaker 2: But he posted this one stupid meme of him as
Speaker 2: the pope and that have set a lot of people sure.
Speaker 2: Then he posted another meme. This one is more interesting.
Speaker 2: He posted another meme on May the fourth where he
Speaker 2: is holding a red lightsaber. Right, that's the dark side side,
Speaker 2: the bad people hold the red lights.
Speaker 1: That's what he wants to do. They don't get it.
Speaker 1: They look they're just trolling at this point, trying to
Speaker 1: make talking points. Muddy the waters, that's what they're doing.
Speaker 2: Also that one. Jordan Hudson and Bill Belichick's story keeps
Speaker 2: on everyday new headlines and it seems like his kids
Speaker 2: hate her and there's a lot of drama there. So
Speaker 2: I'll keep up any major updates there. Also, Happy Birthday
Speaker 2: Gigi had died. She just went public with Bradley Cooper
Speaker 2: for the first time.
Speaker 1: IG Official.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, we had talked about her birthday party on
Speaker 2: the Patreon and Taylor Swift going there and Blake Lively
Speaker 2: not being invited. But she shared pictures from the birthday
Speaker 2: party and in one of the photos you see Bradley
Speaker 2: Cooper kissing her.
Speaker 1: By the way, speaking of photos, how cute are the
Speaker 1: Ed sheeran old phone photo drops like look at it,
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, she's such a young girl, at him, everybody,
Speaker 1: at them, Harry Styles, Mac Miller. It was so cool,
Speaker 1: like seeing those old pictures. I thought that was a
Speaker 1: cute thing to drop.
Speaker 2: Well, we're gonna talk about that right now, very briefly.
Speaker 2: I don't really care for the song though, which one
Speaker 2: Ed Sharon's the new Phone?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't know. It'll probably work its way
Speaker 1: in my head eventually.
Speaker 2: It's fine. I don't I mean, it's not like one
Speaker 2: of his great ballads, but it's very B minus.
Speaker 1: I would say it's not even ballads for him that
Speaker 1: I like. It's like Barcelona. It's everything from Divide, that
Speaker 1: whole Record's Galway Girl, all those like singer songwriter folk
Speaker 1: kind of things. That's my favorite Ed Sharon. I don't
Speaker 1: like pop Ed Sharon.
Speaker 2: Also, Kelly Clarkson released a new song called where have
Speaker 2: You Been? And this is a bit of an Adele song,
Speaker 2: but like an Adele B side. This was like a
Speaker 2: C minus C maybe from me, Oh, I haven't heard it.
Speaker 2: Some film news, Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves are reuniting
Speaker 2: for a new movie thirty one years after Speed. We
Speaker 2: don't know anything about it other than it's being described
Speaker 2: as a romantic thriller. I'm down for that. Also, Jeremy
Speaker 2: Renner says that Marvel offered him to return for Hawkeye
Speaker 2: season two and only wanted to pay him half of
Speaker 2: what they paid him the first season.
Speaker 1: That means season one wasn't that good, is what it
Speaker 1: means to me.
Speaker 2: I thought that too. It's like, all right, I'll take
Speaker 2: the paycheck. I don't know. Also, he reveals in this
Speaker 2: new memoir that after that snow plow accident two years ago,
Speaker 2: he says he died, that he died and then came
Speaker 2: back to life miraculously, but that he died on that
Speaker 2: street wild Okay, And finally the Diddy trial begins with
Speaker 2: jury selection. So I'll keep you guys updated on Thursday
Speaker 2: if there are any developments from there. But today, obviously
Speaker 2: there's no developments.
Speaker 1: There's nothing happening today. It's just a bunch of yeses
Speaker 1: and nos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that.
Speaker 1: Just take some calls.
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm calling from Shawnay, Oklahoma. My name's Taylor Kin,
Speaker 3: and my husband was asking me about video that he
Speaker 3: saw about Justin Bieber whatever, and I asked on the
Speaker 3: message board pay Patreon, and you guys answered, and whenever
Speaker 3: I shared, my husband because I got you guys on
Speaker 3: Patreon for my birthday, my birthday present or whatever, and
Speaker 3: my husband's like, he answers you because I like talk
Speaker 3: about you guys now all the time. Because I started
Speaker 3: listening after seeing PRIs on Facebook with all the Blake
Speaker 3: Lively stuff.
Speaker 2: But anyway, it's.
Speaker 3: Just a short promo for the Patreon. I guess. I
Speaker 3: love how you guys message back and all that.
Speaker 2: Fie. Oh my god, I love that. A new listener
Speaker 2: just within the last twelve months. Yay.
Speaker 1: Well, it sounds like she's like following your Facebook stuff too,
Speaker 1: so she's like kind of really new to everything. So
Speaker 1: that's that's pretty awesome to.
Speaker 2: Hear I post everywhere you know you do so omni present. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's important.
Speaker 4: Hi, this is not a least from Santa Monica. I
Speaker 4: just subscribed to Patreon. I'm loving it. My question is
Speaker 4: Taylor Swift is the godmother to Blake Lively's daughter, and
Speaker 4: I'm wondering what you think will happen with that if
Speaker 4: they are no longer friends. I'm just wondering because I'm
Speaker 4: both the children. They have a very close relationship. You know,
Speaker 4: Blake's daughter was seated on Taylor's song Gorgeous like the
Speaker 4: little kid voice. I don't know if it's wondering love
Speaker 4: you guys, bye.
Speaker 2: Well, I think the same thing will happen. That happened
Speaker 2: with Taylor Swift and Jamie Presley. They used to be
Speaker 2: friends and then they had a falling out and now
Speaker 2: they're not friends anymore. So the same thing's happening with
Speaker 2: Blake Lively.
Speaker 1: It is weird when you name somebody a godparent, that's
Speaker 1: usually indicative of like you're like the best friends in
Speaker 1: the world and inseparable.
Speaker 2: That's why Cubans don't do that, Like if we have
Speaker 2: you know, my godfather was my uncle and my godmother
Speaker 2: is my cousin who's like fifteen years older than me,
Speaker 2: so she's more like an aunt than a cousin, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't have godparents. I don't think I'll ask
Speaker 1: my mom, but I don't think I do. If I do,
Speaker 1: I don't know who they are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I might get my kids baptized in the future.
Speaker 2: We'll see you.
Speaker 1: Love guilt, get that fucking Catholic guilt in there.
Speaker 2: Come. Well, I'm just doing it. I would just do it.
Speaker 2: If I want to get my kids into like the
Speaker 2: good Catholic school for high school, I would just do
Speaker 2: it for that reason. You know, it helps, It helps
Speaker 2: to get them in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, thank you guys for listening. We
Speaker 1: do have the Patreon Show on Thursday, and yeah, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of Diddy stuff coming up, so maybe we'll
Speaker 1: have something there.
Speaker 2: Patreon dot com slash Perez Hilton. Have a wonderful week, everybody,