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Speaker 1: You consion, I can't take that.

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Speaker 2: Ol arm mouse speak text sevent nine two says I

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Speaker 2: had a date over ordered dominoes and noticed sauce on

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Speaker 2: her cheek, so I tried to wipe it off for her.

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Speaker 3: After a couple of failed attempts, she says, dude, that's

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Speaker 3: a birthmark.

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Speaker 4: And she leaves shortly after. My god man.

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Speaker 5: Both of them terrible it off and just kept licking, like,

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Speaker 5: what are you into?

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Speaker 3: But on this show, you don't have to be embarrassed

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Speaker 3: about anything you've done in your past.

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Speaker 4: Because nobody knows who you are.

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Speaker 3: Mask your voice so you can hide your identity and

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Speaker 3: share all of the crazy, weird stuff that you've done

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Speaker 3: before coming on the show.

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Speaker 4: Let me get that, okay.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Meanwhile, one of our listeners wants to use the fake

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Speaker 3: name Gia to tell her secret.

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Speaker 4: So, yeah, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Hi. Hi, how you feeling?

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Speaker 5: You got a sauce on your face?

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Speaker 1: No sauce on a face. But I'm a little embarrassed

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Speaker 1: to share my story, so.

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Speaker 4: We'll be embarrassed with you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: This is a perfect spong.

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Speaker 1: To be in.

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Speaker 3: We're all in the same wavelength. Voice changes on. You

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Speaker 3: are the mass speaker whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So I keep a big part of my life

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Speaker 1: secret from my family and also from some of my friends.

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Speaker 4: Same same jefe.

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Speaker 5: They'll never find your only fans yet.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, a big part of your life. That's an undertaking.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what part, Well, it's the money making part because

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Speaker 1: I've partnered into like a strange business. People will say, huh, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to say the name of the business,

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Speaker 1: but basically I fell air. I am an air entrepreneur

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Speaker 1: and I'm making a ton of money from it.

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Speaker 5: Okay, do you mean like oxygen tanks or something, or

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Speaker 5: is this like that pure air from different countries that

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Speaker 5: they sell, remember, like, no, yeah, we talked about on

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Speaker 5: our show they were selling air from Ireland.

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Speaker 1: You're on the right page. Okay, Okay, it's clean air

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Speaker 1: that I collect and fell sell rare. Eventually, I started

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Speaker 1: off selling clean air in the bottles of people in

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Speaker 1: China where their pollution levels are like dangerously high.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, so they actually get a bottle of clean

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Speaker 2: air and it looks different from the air they live.

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Speaker 4: In, or they can't see it, which is a good sign.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: Basically, I collect clean air. I hike into the remote

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Speaker 1: parts of Canada and the Rocky Mountains. It's how the

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Speaker 1: very low pollution reading. I can tell.

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Speaker 4: Are you a good person? Are you scamming people?

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Speaker 2: I can't tell.

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Speaker 4: I mean she's actually going out to get the clean air.

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Speaker 1: I would have just grabbed the air from my living

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Speaker 1: room and called it good.

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Speaker 4: This one sells like pizza.

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Speaker 1: It's not going to test pollution levels.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 3: So like, so if you're living in like a normal

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Speaker 3: city in America, that air isn't clean enough.

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Speaker 1: Correct. I have clients all over the world regularly buy

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Speaker 1: from us. Yeah, they want to bring clean air.

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Speaker 3: Where where in the world needs the most clean air

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Speaker 3: shipped from you?

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Speaker 1: China? Indio?

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Speaker 4: Oh, India?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Really congested? Or why am I just picturing a mason jar?

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Speaker 4: Like what does the air come in?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's especially made air bottle. Air bottle. Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: have two different ones. We first started off with a

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Speaker 1: little plane one and then we have a love version

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Speaker 1: and it comes with the osten to be sent It also.

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Speaker 4: A little vanilla, a little mask attach the bottle. You've

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Speaker 4: got bougie air. I see.

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Speaker 3: Although it's got to be weird for people that buy

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Speaker 3: these and are walking around huffing out of a bottle

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Speaker 3: that Like it's.

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Speaker 5: The Grammys one year where it's like one of them

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Speaker 5: is smelling Himalayan air while other one is smelling Italian air.

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Speaker 4: Make it fancy. I'm just picturing a brown bag with

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Speaker 4: a bottle.

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Speaker 3: It's cyrus, just breathing it.

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Speaker 4: So is it like a health thing? Like what do

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Speaker 4: people use the air for.

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Speaker 1: Just to breathe? Just the natural air in their loans?

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Speaker 1: It helps clan from like the small other things.

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Speaker 4: I thought about that. We really need to cut back

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Speaker 4: on pollution, y'all.

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Speaker 5: Like, I know that would cut into your business sales,

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Speaker 5: but this is alarming, Yeah, because it used to be

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Speaker 5: an expression like you could sell air. Yeah right, a

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Speaker 5: faulty salesperson.

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Speaker 3: Actually, we need to up the pollution here in the

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Speaker 3: US so she can start selling domestically better profit margins

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Speaker 3: are going to be crazy.

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Speaker 5: Okay, everyone go start your cars in the garage.

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Speaker 2: She's driving around a nineteen eighties some sort of like

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Speaker 2: b a car just process.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, you don't want your family to know that

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Speaker 3: you sell air?

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Speaker 4: Why you don't think they would be proud of that?

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Speaker 4: Embarrassed you embarrassed.

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Speaker 1: I don't think they will understand and think that it's

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Speaker 1: a legit career.

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Speaker 4: So I'm actually impressed.

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Speaker 1: I think it's kind of in.

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Speaker 4: G I think it's cool. I want to know, what

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Speaker 4: do you tell them that's better?

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Speaker 2: Like, it's a job, that's.

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Speaker 1: Not what do you do?

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Speaker 4: What do you do in your other life?

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Speaker 1: Family knows that I travel a lot, but I just

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Speaker 1: tell them our work in international trade.

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Speaker 4: Hey, you're yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: And nobody's gonna ask a lot of questions about that

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Speaker 2: doesn't make sense.

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Speaker 3: That's one of those jobs that are like, oh cool, Okay, anyway,

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Speaker 3: so what are you doing this weekend?

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Speaker 4: I go any further, I'm going to look like the

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Speaker 4: idiot conversation all right, wo okay, alright. I feel like

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Speaker 4: we should call you the air bud. You know, don't

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Speaker 4: give away her business name. To keep that a secret.

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Speaker 3: It's a lot different than the people that text into

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Speaker 3: the show asking for us to like breathe in a

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Speaker 3: bottle and ship it over to them.

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Speaker 2: I've only done twice.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but congratulations on your secret success.

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Speaker 4: Geeah, that's actually kind of cool.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate you guys. Thank you.

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Speaker 4: Have you got any.

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Speaker 2: Spare bottles lying around.

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Speaker 4: Send us one.

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Speaker 5: I want to see what this is all about.

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Speaker 4: Air in our studio is not great.

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Speaker 5: Would you like, Oh, are you charge this extra?

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Speaker 1: Or no? No, I'm not going to charge you guys.

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Speaker 1: Almost you guys to leave them this.

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Speaker 2: Souk the fields of lavender please, I was.

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Speaker 4: Going pizza scentedge. All right, we'll discuss what we want

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Speaker 4: and we'll talk to you later. Okay, let's text in

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Speaker 4: seven eighty five nine two.

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Speaker 3: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 3: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make

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Speaker 3: you our next mass speaker.

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Speaker 4: Your phone taps coming up right after this. Brooke and

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning,