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Speaker 1: Oh do you know Rolando loves to share?

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Speaker 2: So I recommend you listen to this wander for Beautiful,

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Speaker 2: a sensual podcast, and then share.

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Speaker 1: It with all of your lovers and.

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Speaker 2: Your friends and your family. Sharing is how do you

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Speaker 2: say caring? I just made that though, Jason.

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Speaker 3: He enjoy morning. Everyone see that the eyes are open.

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Speaker 3: But anybody home.

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Speaker 4: Like I want to be? How can I go there?

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Speaker 3: That's not what I'm saying. We need to be here, Brooke.

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Speaker 3: But I know there's a few people on this show

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Speaker 3: that have a hard time waking up in the mornings.

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Speaker 4: I have internal clock.

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Speaker 3: A few months ago, Jose bought a bedside alarm he

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Speaker 3: named Clocky runs away from him when it goes off.

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Speaker 3: How's it working for you, Jose, Well, it's made me.

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Speaker 1: So mad that I literally stop using it, Like I

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Speaker 5: I'm angry in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I actually have a better idea for you.

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Speaker 3: Instead of an alarm, it's just a recording of my

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Speaker 1: We're late, and we are so we gotta bust out

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Speaker 1: WCII which clip?

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Speaker 6: Is it?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 3: With two viral soundbites from the internet, Only enough time

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Speaker 3: to play one of them. Let's get right to your choices.

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Speaker 3: Option one is a thirty second clip of an adorable

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Speaker 3: seven year old girl scolding her dad for not proposing

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Speaker 3: doing that. So, what's it gonna be? Disappointed child or

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Speaker 4: Alexis disappointed child? Yeah, for sure, disappointed child. You know

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Speaker 3: Let's hear the sound of a seven year old girl

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Speaker 3: scolding her own father for not proposing to his girlfriend.

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Speaker 4: Getting married.

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Speaker 3: Let me get married too?

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Speaker 5: Flower yet?

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Speaker 7: And she did because she caught the flowers?

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Speaker 4: Okay, how about did that girlfriend slipped that seven year

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Speaker 6: That was?

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Speaker 3: I feel like that's a preview of what happened in

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Speaker 3: I got the do it? That was which cliff is it?

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Speaker 3: I'm Jeff Gobba rump Dubo. Let's get right to your

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Speaker 3: shock collar question of the day. We have a bucket

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Speaker 3: ask the trivia question. Actually we're not sees like we

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Speaker 9: No, you might not be able to tell from listening,

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Speaker 9: but all the people on this show have one thing

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Speaker 4: Questions out there.

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Speaker 3: Believe it or not, we have them.

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Speaker 9: And that's why today's question is all about National Brain

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Speaker 9: Awareness Week. Let that sink in because jose is going

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Speaker 5: Okay, we started the segment.

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Speaker 3: We're doing radio right, shoot ye.

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Speaker 9: To today we're going to go around the room for

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Speaker 9: We're going to start with Alexis, and since in a

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Speaker 4: Get the easiest question.

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Speaker 9: I remember that Alexis, sixty percent of the human brain

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Speaker 9: is made of what water, fat or information?

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Speaker 10: People Brook laughed in information, So I'm not going to

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Speaker 9: Finally we're getting there on to Brook. Ye Brook, we

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Speaker 4: Height and weight, basically bigger.

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Speaker 3: That's weird, all right, Jose.

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Speaker 9: If your brain is experiencing pheno palatine ganglio neurausia, what's

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Speaker 1: Well, my first instinct is like a headache.

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Speaker 4: I feel like it's short term memory loss because it happens.

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Speaker 9: Okay, if your brain is experiencing pheno palatine, ganglio neurolsia,

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Speaker 5: Can't eat? I scream, you tricked?

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Speaker 9: So far, Alexis is getting shocked and Jose is getting shocked.

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey, we're onto you.

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Speaker 9: The human brain can generate about twenty three watts of power,

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Speaker 9: Brook and her very small brain was saved today, So

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Speaker 9: everyone else is getting shocked.

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Speaker 3: Get us, and we're all gonna get shocked together while

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Speaker 3: singing no promises by cheat codes and Demi Levado.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, just be careful, simple promising no promises

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Speaker 9: We've already been to much.

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Speaker 3: Let's just move.

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Speaker 11: On, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to say any names, and I don't

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Someone who hoards all of their money.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I'm looking right at her.

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Speaker 3: This is a comfortable.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I have one of my wallet.

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Speaker 3: And what you do?

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Speaker 5: I think I do?

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Speaker 3: What's the saying the rich get richer? Two dollar bills

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Speaker 3: right now, If you have any old two dollar bills

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Speaker 5: Put it in my wallet. What oh my god? Why wait?

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Speaker 3: That's terrible because according to Heritage Auctions, a two dollar

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Speaker 3: They say pretty much, any two dollars bill made after

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Speaker 3: nineteen seventeen is worth at least one thousand bucks. Give

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Speaker 3: me a bag, Jose, and if it's got a special

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Speaker 3: No, here's just just a stupid thousand dollars.

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Speaker 5: She's like only a thousand years.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, Jose is now the wealthiest person on the show.

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Speaker 3: Congratulations on your two dollars bill. We're gonna do laser

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Speaker 3: stories more revelations coming up right the next It's the

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Speaker 3: radio segment that's producing an off Broadway production of Three

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Speaker 3: Little Pigs. The difference is all the houses are made

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Speaker 8: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 3: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 3: The British tabloids say they've talked to experts who believe

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Speaker 3: Nessie could come out of Lockness in search of food.

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Speaker 5: We haven't confirmed any of this.

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Speaker 4: Duh, how do they even know what eats?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this next Laizer story is out of what are

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Speaker 4: Oh, Jerry Seinfeld lives.

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Speaker 3: Baby name experts have released a list of the top

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Speaker 3: No, there's dozens of names on here, but these are

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Speaker 4: Just so after every prayer you're talking about me.

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Speaker 3: That was just imagine introducing your new kid to your parents, like,

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Speaker 4: There's guy's name. Guy.

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Speaker 3: You've sold me?

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Speaker 1: You're right.

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Speaker 3: Number eight is Batman.

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Speaker 3: Number seven Cinderella.

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Speaker 5: I like Cinderella.

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Speaker 3: Maybe if you really want to emphasize a curfew in

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Speaker 4: My kid's a doctor.

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Speaker 3: It creates a lot of confusion on airplanes where it's like,

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Speaker 5: I work in sales.

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Speaker 3: Number five top Google search on can I name my

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Speaker 3: Number four is eleven, which is Stranger Things inspired. Number

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Speaker 4: I mean, if your last name is dough, you got

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Speaker 10: Something that happens to you.

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Speaker 3: Number two is actually just cruel naming your kid Shrek

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Speaker 11: I know.

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Speaker 5: At least Halloween is taking care of their entire life.

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Speaker 11: That's nice.

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Speaker 11: Wow?

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Speaker 4: I mean I like doctor better than that, at least.

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Speaker 3: Better than zero. Really trying to inspire your child to

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Speaker 5: He literally has zero babies.

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Speaker 11: Which is yeah.

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Speaker 3: Plus he has enough problems with doctor Scholes oder reasons

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Speaker 3: We'll do it again, same time.

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Speaker 11: On Monday, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: You know what's really interesting about being in a relationship,

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Speaker 4: Oh you hope they're not too different Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, sometimes it's kind of shocking what you can learn,

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Speaker 3: We're gonna read the email coming up. It's an unspoken

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Speaker 4: I can't believe that you guys don't have any.

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Speaker 1: I totally do not do that. I am very like, Okay,

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Speaker 4: They're playing the numbers game.

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Speaker 5: Yeah exactly.

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Speaker 3: Guys are like, well, I'm not going to be in

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Speaker 1: I had a friend tell me that he's like, I

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Speaker 3: In two days, and I was like one man faced

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Speaker 4: That's self preservation.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 3: This guy asked their team to go check if there

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Speaker 4: He actually sent an email.

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Speaker 3: His email said, to whom it may concern, I recently

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Speaker 3: I've been swiping right on every person and I did

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Speaker 4: Emphasize.

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Speaker 3: Don't get me wrong, I'm not gloating about my looks,

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Speaker 3: They told him they looked into it, and there is

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Speaker 4: They're trying to give him CONTI I.

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Speaker 1: Think they're just being very politely saying your pictures suck.

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Speaker 5: No, they looked at him. They have them. Guys, we

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Speaker 5: don't know.

456
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:08,879
Speaker 1: Girls know how to take really good pics.

457
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,280
Speaker 5: We are good judges.

458
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,000
Speaker 4: Women don't care that you were holding a fish. Yeah

459
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:13,640
Speaker 4: I don't care.

460
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:17,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not a Well it depends on the fish.

461
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,560
Speaker 10: No, no, it doesn't, It really doesn't.

462
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,359
Speaker 3: What if it's a really cute fish, like a dog

463
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,920
Speaker 3: a dogfish? Yeah, he's on a boat.

464
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 10: No fish on a boat, get off the boat.

465
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:32,920
Speaker 4: Okay, no fishing.

466
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:35,119
Speaker 3: But okay, it's just where you take the picture is

467
00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:38,600
Speaker 3: really important, I guess anyway, so he obviously ended up

468
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:42,320
Speaker 3: finding someone and it's now girlfriend posted his email on

469
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:47,040
Speaker 3: her TikTok at Jade's Wild Party twenty nine. Whoa that's

470
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 3: her handle, dang girl. So the video got two point

471
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:53,520
Speaker 3: three million views, one hundred twenty three thousand likes, and

472
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,320
Speaker 3: a lot of a lot a lot of comments.

473
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 5: Wow.

474
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,920
Speaker 10: Her boyfriend out there liked she did.

475
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 4: Like how pathetic the guy I'm dating? Yes, like that,

476
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,160
Speaker 4: I feel like that hurts.

477
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 3: One person wrote hilarious, but that's a huge ick, yeah,

478
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:08,919
Speaker 3: and Jade responded with it's okay, I love him. We

479
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 3: all do stupid stuff when we're young.

480
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:14,480
Speaker 4: It was only five years ago, my friend, you're not

481
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 4: young on bumble yeah.

482
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,840
Speaker 3: Another person wrote, okay, but you're so pretty. He won

483
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 3: in the end, and she replied with we both won.

484
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 4: Because at first it sounded like she's really trolling her boyfriend, yeah,

485
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 4: saying like face.

486
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,840
Speaker 3: This whole story, though, it got us thinking what other

487
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,200
Speaker 3: funny dating app fails have happened over the past year?

488
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 3: My god, and so we looked a few up and

489
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:44,040
Speaker 3: there's some good ones. There's a girl who tried to

490
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 3: flirt with the guy who had a SpongeBob quote in

491
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:52,360
Speaker 3: his bio and so, which is a quote from a

492
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 3: very famous SpongeBob episode, and the guy replied back, sorry,

493
00:24:56,880 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 3: I don't speak Spanish.

494
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:04,919
Speaker 4: Don't put it out. He's dumb Anliz.

495
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like being like I love football and being like, oh, yeah,

496
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 1: my favorite team's blank and he's like, oh, I don't

497
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,200
Speaker 1: know that.

498
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,639
Speaker 3: I love the Ravens. Yeah, I'm not into Birdwatch. Sorry.

499
00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 3: And you know, guys like to send pickup lines to

500
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,640
Speaker 3: women all the time, trying to be really creative. There

501
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,200
Speaker 3: never And there is this dude named Matt who said,

502
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,679
Speaker 3: are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine.

503
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:29,360
Speaker 4: Written all over that from the year of nineteen ninety nine.

504
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:32,720
Speaker 3: The girl's response, are you my student loans? Because I

505
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 3: don't want you, but you keep sending me messages anywhere.

506
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:40,679
Speaker 3: That's a pretty good burn. Or you can go with

507
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,520
Speaker 3: a possibly even worse pickup line, like this guy named Mace.

508
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:47,760
Speaker 3: He said, will you be my girlfriend? I left out

509
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 3: the d because you'll get that later.

510
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,280
Speaker 4: Look at him play hard to get.

511
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:58,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no fish on his pictures.

512
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 4: I actually think that that it's the wrapper Mace from

513
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:02,200
Speaker 4: the it could.

514
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 3: Be late nineties anyway, coming up next, it's your phone tap.

515
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 3: I left out the pee because I already putting Brooks coffee

516
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:12,399
Speaker 3: this morning, phone tap is coming up?

517
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 4: Why is it salty.

518
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

519
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,200
Speaker 3: Every one of us growing up remembers being in school

520
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:24,360
Speaker 3: and having to sit through one of those anti drug seminars.

521
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,159
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, totally works.

522
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 3: We're some boring grown up shows. You a big slide

523
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:33,199
Speaker 3: show saying you see this girl, she did drugs and

524
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:37,920
Speaker 3: what happened? She got backstage at a test concert, Then

525
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,439
Speaker 3: she dropped out of school and she's been sailing around

526
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:45,480
Speaker 3: on a yacht in Barcelona for months. Does never have

527
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,440
Speaker 3: to get a job like her?

528
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 5: Is that what you want?

529
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 3: H Three yacht rides in the Mediterranean and backstage a concerts,

530
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:58,080
Speaker 3: No principal Jeffrey find out. Bottom line, there must be

531
00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:01,399
Speaker 3: a better way and a better speaker out there, okay,

532
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:04,440
Speaker 3: And that's why our own Jose Bolanya is stepping in

533
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,399
Speaker 3: to be the featured presenter at a local high school's

534
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,200
Speaker 3: upcoming drug awareness assembly.

535
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 4: You know you need to find an expert.

536
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely, and that's me.

537
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 3: So we'll see what the vice principal of the school

538
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 3: thinks when he actually talks to him in your phone

539
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 3: tap right now.

540
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:26,440
Speaker 6: Hello, this is vice principal.

541
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 5: Hey, my name's Max.

542
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 6: Hey Max, how can I help you.

543
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:38,399
Speaker 1: I'm the guy for the thing at the what's it

544
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:43,400
Speaker 1: called assembly, the Assembly, I'm the guy.

545
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 5: I'm the assembly guy tomorrow.

546
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:49,440
Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, you're the motivational speaker for the drug and

547
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,919
Speaker 6: alcohol awareness.

548
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:52,959
Speaker 1: Yeah I am.

549
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:55,920
Speaker 6: Oh, okay, well yeah great, uh.

550
00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 1: Yeah they are dude, they are great drugs. I mean

551
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 1: I was talking about drugs.

552
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 6: Okay, could you just give me an idea of what

553
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,199
Speaker 6: kind of experience you have?

554
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 1: Not a whole lot with public speaking, but I think

555
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:16,399
Speaker 1: once they hear the stuff that I've actually done, that's

556
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 1: the gonna be where they learn the most. Okay, have

557
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:22,159
Speaker 1: you ever been to Bali before?

558
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 6: No?

559
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:27,639
Speaker 1: So when is this thing?

560
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:28,119
Speaker 3: Sorry?

561
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,119
Speaker 5: What did you say something?

562
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 11: No?

563
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 5: You go first?

564
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,120
Speaker 3: No, you go?

565
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 6: Okay, And I I don't understand the question about Balie.

566
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 6: I've not been to Bali. I don't know what that.

567
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 5: What time does When does this thing happen again?

568
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 12: This thing?

569
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 5: This thing?

570
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 6: What are you talking about? The assembly?

571
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 11: Yeah?

572
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 6: That ten am, which that could have been in the

573
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 6: packet that they sent you. You got that.

574
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know anything about the packet, but okay,

575
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 1: all right, I may be well to possibly make it.

576
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 6: I mean possibly doesn't work. I mean ten am is

577
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 6: when it starts, so you actually should be there a

578
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 6: little bit before that.

579
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 1: Can you just call me at let me think eight

580
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 1: thirty to remind me, and and then if I don't

581
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 1: wake up, call me again at nine just in case

582
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 1: because sometimes.

583
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 6: No, no, we we don't. We don't do wake up calls. Son.

584
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 6: This is this is a school, okay, this is this

585
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 6: is not a hotel.

586
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 1: Hey, what's up with the ride scenario? You guys like

587
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send a car or something because uh, I

588
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 1: can't you know, I got a court thing?

589
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:38,040
Speaker 6: Oh my god?

590
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 1: Okay, what I call a provising like a provising deal?

591
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 1: They said provision, get in a car?

592
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 6: You have a court provision? Is that what you're trying

593
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 6: to say?

594
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, yeah, Max, if I if I'm being honest

595
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 1: with you, I I don't know if.

596
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 6: I feel comfortable with you coming in and speaking to

597
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 6: our students.

598
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 1: Totally, that's cool.

599
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 3: So when do I get paid? Did you?

600
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 6: Are you hearing me? What this is about? Drug and

601
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 6: alcohol awareness? Okay? And I know that the superintendent tout

602
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 6: this up and he said that you were you were

603
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 6: a good speaker. But you know what, I'm starting to

604
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:17,360
Speaker 6: get some warning signs right now. Hey, okay, Hey.

605
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 5: That's part of my speech.

606
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 1: What is warning signs?

607
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 11: Man?

608
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 1: When do you know you've had too many drugs?

609
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 6: What?

610
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 1: Very important part of awareness or whatever?

611
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 3: You guys are.

612
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 1: Calling you over there?

613
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 6: Oh my god? Is this is this real?

614
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 1: Was in bally right and I was on the beach.

615
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 6: Hey, hey, Max, it turns out I don't Max, I

616
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 6: don't want to hear this. Okay, what what is? Aren't

617
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 6: you high right now?

618
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 3: No?

619
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 6: Because you know what, it sounded like you're high right now? Okay,

620
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 6: and it's starting to worry me. Hey, hey Max, Oh

621
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 6: my god, what are you doing?

622
00:30:59,320 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 5: Oh?

623
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 6: You did you just rip a bong while you were

624
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 6: talking to me right now? Is that what I just threw?

625
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 1: That was cough medicine?

626
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 5: I'm kind of sacking.

627
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 6: Okay, you know what, This isn't gonna happen.

628
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 11: Mac.

629
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 6: If you show up in my school tomorrow, security will

630
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 6: throw you out. You understand, Stay away from my school.

631
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 1: Hey, bro, mister vice p okay, my name is mister

632
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 1: all right, mister r I apologize.

633
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 5: I just I just you need to chill.

634
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 6: Bro. You sound hey, listen to me.

635
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 1: Just a prank phone call, Bro, I mean chill.

636
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 6: What are you talking? What are you talking about? Hey, sooner,

637
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 6: this is actually jose.

638
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 5: From Brook and Jeffrey.

639
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 1: I'm doing a phone tap on you.

640
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 11: Whoa.

641
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 6: Oh my god, Oh god, man, this is some good stuff.

642
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 6: Oh that freaks me. Are you serious?

643
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 1: I'm serious, it's all a frank man. Your office manager,

644
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 1: Teresa set you up. She said, has been stressful dealing

645
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 1: with you lately. You've been really uptight, so she wanted

646
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 1: to loosen you up, get you laughing a little bit.

647
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 6: So oh great, Oh my god.

648
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 5: And you don't need to give security my name and face.

649
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: All schools in this area already have it.

650
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm sure they do.

651
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 12: Week of every.

652
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 11: Morning, weekday morning. The twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

653
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 3: I think it could be a good idea to show

654
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 3: up a little bit early to a first date.

655
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, one time you should be early.

656
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 3: You get your bearings, you have a drain, can settle

657
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 3: in before the other person arrives. Yeah, but what if

658
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 3: you learn that your date is running late after you

659
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 3: showed up early. How long are you willing to sit

660
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 3: there and wait for them? Ten minutes? Yeah, i'd say

661
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 3: thirty minutes. Depends on forty five minutes, an hour, one hour.

662
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 3: You're saying it all depends on how good looking they.

663
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 4: Are pretty much or got into a horrific car rash

664
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 4: car crash on the way and are still gonna make it.

665
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 5: Still, I've been here for thirty minutes.

666
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, okay, yeah.

667
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 3: I really hope it's not about the looks either, because

668
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 3: if it is, then we're all screwed. One I was

669
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 3: one minute leg your looks, I'm giving you sixteen seconds.

670
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 3: So but no, one of our listeners actually waited a

671
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 3: full sixty minutes for his date to show up, and

672
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 3: you're gonna be shocked by what happened once she finally

673
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 3: arrived at the restaurant. Oh really, you're gonna hear it

674
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,239
Speaker 3: when we do a second date update. That's coming up,

675
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 3: Second date Update. It can be pretty frustrating when a

676
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 3: first date doesn't go the way that you planned. Well

677
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 3: ye yeah, yeah, Like when you go to the movie

678
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 3: theater you find the tickets are all sold out. You

679
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 3: go to the concert, the band forgot their guitar. Oh,

680
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 3: I don't think that you go skydiving. They're out of parachutes,

681
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Speaker 3: Oh right out. But they do have a big bundle

682
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Speaker 3: of those helium hearty balloons. So you know, you give

683
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Speaker 3: it a go, but it's just not working out the

684
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 3: way that you hope.

685
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 4: I don't think you're going to be calling us after

686
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 4: that skydiving.

687
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Speaker 3: That's what happened to one of our listeners, justin, not skydiving,

688
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,280
Speaker 3: but just his date didn't go the way he wanted

689
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Speaker 3: it to. So justin, welcome to the show man.

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Speaker 12: Hey, thank you for having me out there.

691
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,959
Speaker 4: Well, but you didn't say she jumped first.

692
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 3: Well, we'll get to what you did on your date

693
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 3: in just a second, but first tell us about the

694
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 3: person that you were meeting up with. Who, what, where,

695
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 3: when and why? That's a lot well just who, I

696
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 3: guess right now.

697
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 5: Everything.

698
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 12: Well, her name was Robin. She's beautiful. He has these

699
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 12: really really sexy green eyes.

700
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 4: I mean, like, wow, that's awesome.

701
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 3: Brook has some sexy green eyes over there, like little

702
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 3: lima beans.

703
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 5: Like a like a mountain new.

704
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 4: Probably like an almost compliments into an insult. I get you,

705
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,840
Speaker 4: I get you. Us green eyed girls were you know,

706
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 4: we stick together with rare breed.

707
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:10,400
Speaker 12: They are yeah, like real green eyes, not contacts or anything.

708
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:16,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, like what you going on? Okay? So wait where

709
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:18,400
Speaker 4: did you meet her? Where'd you meet Robin?

710
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 12: We met on a dating app and we decided to

711
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 12: do like a dinner date.

712
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 3: Okay, was it?

713
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 4: Were you feeling a lot of pressure going into this

714
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 4: because it sounds like there's a lot of build.

715
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:33,880
Speaker 12: Up a little bit, but like, I try not to

716
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 12: get too nervous because I feel like on dates we

717
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:38,279
Speaker 12: all just get nervous and we're trying to impress the

718
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 12: other person, but the other person's probably feeling the same.

719
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,920
Speaker 12: So I just try to mellow out, be cool, just

720
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 12: go there, have a good time. Make sure everybody's comfortable.

721
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 4: That is a good, good life lesson Right there, They

722
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:50,320
Speaker 4: always say be yourself.

723
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Speaker 5: I feel like a lot of times if people try

724
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 5: too hard, that's ruins.

725
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 3: Right. So you go to the restaurant for the date.

726
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 3: How does it go?

727
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 12: I ended up getting there a couple of minutes early, like,

728
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 12: because I really like this girl and I'm always like

729
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,840
Speaker 12: five ten minutes late, so I made sure I was

730
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 12: there fifteen minutes earily.

731
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 1: Nice, bro, don't set that precedent, you're gonna be late

732
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 1: the rest of.

733
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Speaker 12: Your forget this. So I'm there about fifteen minutes earily,

734
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 12: and then I get a text that she's running late.

735
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:18,319
Speaker 12: So I was like, oh, been there.

736
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:22,760
Speaker 4: Of course, that's how it always works up, yeah, right,

737
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 4: like yeah.

738
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 12: But you know, like I completely understand. So I was like,

739
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,400
Speaker 12: not a problem. I just ordered a drink while I

740
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 12: was waiting. I finished my drink and by that time

741
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 12: she texts me again that she's still on the way.

742
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 4: Oh my god, how long was that?

743
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 12: It was a while, Like I'll tell you, Like I

744
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 12: saw another couple come in after I had been there,

745
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 12: sit down, finish their meal, and leave. I think it

746
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 12: had been like at least an hour before she got sick.

747
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 5: Minutes. But she she did show up right.

748
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 4: And she stayed in contact.

749
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 12: She did. She stayed in contact. She showed up. You know,

750
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 12: people have rough days. I understand, okay.

751
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 3: And that can be hard though after you've been waiting

752
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 3: like cold for like an hour for them.

753
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 4: But a couple of drinks, I know, but you know,

754
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 4: the restaurant staff is like oh.

755
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, and all the other couples around are looking over

756
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 3: like getting stood up, and as a server.

757
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,800
Speaker 1: You know, this guy wants to make money off this table,

758
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 1: but you can't go up and go, Hey, when are

759
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 1: you gonna just.

760
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 5: Call it quits and let me get another table?

761
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't do that. So how did it go

762
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 3: when she finally did show up to the restaurant.

763
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 12: Well, I was happy just to like, you know, have

764
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,280
Speaker 12: somebody there to be with me, because.

765
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:35,400
Speaker 3: I'm what you said to her, I'm so.

766
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 12: I didn't want to like make herself conscious. She's I

767
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 12: don't know what kind of day she was having. She's

768
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 12: finally here, let's just have a good time.

769
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,320
Speaker 4: That's hard though, Like was she super frazzled?

770
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 12: She seemed a bit flustered. I don't know if it

771
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,840
Speaker 12: was because she was late. I didn't want to like

772
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 12: keep digging at it or digging into it.

773
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, you just want to move forward, move on. And

774
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 4: were you able to Well?

775
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 12: I tried, but the vibe was just stiff from before,

776
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,720
Speaker 12: Like I could tell this is not going well. And

777
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 12: so I was like, hey, why don't I get you

778
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:10,799
Speaker 12: like a really nice cocktail. When they brought it out,

779
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 12: she gulped it down like a shot.

780
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:18,279
Speaker 3: She was really stressed out.

781
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not a good look, so some people speak

782
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 4: for yourself was a huge turn on How did you

783
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 4: feel about it?

784
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,360
Speaker 12: I don't know. I really like her. I feel like

785
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 12: she's like the perfect physical match for me. And on

786
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:35,360
Speaker 12: the text she was so nice, funny and playful and charming.

787
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 12: She just seemed really distracted, like she got food, she

788
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 12: didn't even finish her food. So I don't know what

789
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 12: was going on. I just could tell like, oh boy,

790
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:44,880
Speaker 12: this is not how I wanted it to go.

791
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 3: Okay, So how did you end this day with her?

792
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 11: So?

793
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 12: I asked if she wanted to just go for a

794
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 12: walk because I love walking when I'm stressed out and just.

795
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,240
Speaker 4: You know, fair and everything that's kinds.

796
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 12: He said that she just kind of felt like she

797
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 12: has to decompress today and wanted to go home, And

798
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:03,360
Speaker 12: I said, that's not a problem.

799
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 4: Did she give any indication that she wanted to see

800
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 4: you again or like retry, because if it was me,

801
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:11,359
Speaker 4: I would feel really apologetic, right like, like, oh my god,

802
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 4: I ruin this day. I was super late, I've been

803
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 4: totally distracted. Can you just give me a redo?

804
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:20,319
Speaker 12: You know, she didn't even say sorry when she came in.

805
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 5: Ouch.

806
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 3: I mean, it definitely doesn't sound like you did anything wrong. No,

807
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 3: it sounds like there was something going on with her.

808
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 3: But let's call her and find out and we'll try

809
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 3: and get your second date update.

810
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,360
Speaker 6: All right, that'd be great, all right, man, hold on.

811
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:38,800
Speaker 3: Second date update. Well, let's take this from the woman's perspective. Okay,

812
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 3: she shows up an hour light, she's in a sour mood,

813
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 3: she's gulping down cocktails, barely eating, hardly even talking to

814
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 3: the sweet man sitting across the table from her. Man,

815
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 3: and after all of that, the guy still wants to

816
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 3: see her again. Bro That's how powerful it is to

817
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:03,720
Speaker 3: have a pair of sexy green eyes. I bet Broke

818
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 3: wishes that she had a real pair and they weren't

819
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 3: hiding behind those giant four and thick lenses that you

820
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 3: got up.

821
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 4: Hey, listen, my eyes don't work well, but they are green.

822
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, according to photoshop they are. But look,

823
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 3: that's why one of our listeners justin wants to call

824
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,719
Speaker 3: Robin after he waited an hour at the restaurant for

825
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:23,799
Speaker 3: her to show up, and the date never really even

826
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 3: got off the ground once she did. But those darn

827
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 3: gorgeous asparagus green eyes, they just had him wanting one

828
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:31,240
Speaker 3: more change.

829
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 4: You went lima beans and now you're going to asparagus.

830
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like a sexy diesel gas pup right, you should.

831
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 5: Say like an emerald likes that's class.

832
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 3: That's what everybody does. What what do you think they

833
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,760
Speaker 3: look like? Justin how would you describe those green eyes?

834
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,280
Speaker 12: I don't know, like magical little kiwi?

835
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, they're exotic.

836
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 3: I like that.

837
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 4: Oh justin the thing for me with this girl, she

838
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 4: didn't apologize after she was so late. That doesn't rub

839
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 4: you wrong.

840
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 12: It does, but you know, just taking all the history

841
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,720
Speaker 12: in the consideration, I thought like, maybe she's just something

842
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 12: personal happened, Like, Okay, I wouldn't mind giving it one

843
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 12: more shot.

844
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:15,799
Speaker 1: Okay, that's nice the way you've been describing her. A

845
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 1: lot of times, really hot girls aren't apologetic.

846
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:20,879
Speaker 5: They're used to people waiting on them.

847
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 1: Are you worried maybe this girl has like a ton

848
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 1: of options and doesn't really care about you that much

849
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:32,240
Speaker 1: trying to project onto him.

850
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:36,760
Speaker 4: Waited On a positive note, We'll try one more time.

851
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 4: So I just need I have experience with Let's Jose

852
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 4: sit in the corner and yeah, we.

853
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 3: Have a lot of theories justin, but we're really hoping

854
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 3: for the best year. I'm gonna donald Robin's phone number

855
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 3: right now. We'll see what's going on. You ready, Yeah,

856
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 3: all right, just picture those beautiful key we are there,

857
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 3: we go, let's do this.

858
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:04,279
Speaker 12: Hello.

859
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:05,920
Speaker 3: Hi is this Robin?

860
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 10: Yeah, hey Rob.

861
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,319
Speaker 3: My name is Jeff work on a morning radio show

862
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 3: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

863
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:18,360
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, And this is Jose Yeah, and that is yeah,

864
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 4: thanks Jeff.

865
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 8: This is weird.

866
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:22,800
Speaker 4: This is Brooke. It sounds like you're busy.

867
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:27,440
Speaker 10: Robin, and it is Hi, am Alexis.

868
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 5: That is Alexis.

869
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 4: I don't think she was asking for a roundtable introduction.

870
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 3: And you are now part of this thing called Brook

871
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:40,320
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the Morning. Welcome sod.

872
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:43,399
Speaker 13: Okay, what's going on? Did I win something or what's up?

873
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 4: Possibly?

874
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, we're doing a segment called a second date Update.

875
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:48,320
Speaker 12: Okay.

876
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:51,320
Speaker 3: The way that works is one of our listeners reaches

877
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,799
Speaker 3: out to us and we call the person who they

878
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,399
Speaker 3: went on on a date with and has been ghosting them,

879
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:58,800
Speaker 3: and we're trying to help him figure out the reason why.

880
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:01,320
Speaker 3: So who so the guy you went out with recently?

881
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 3: His name's Justin.

882
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 12: Oh Justin.

883
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, you can just tell him I'm not interested anymore.

884
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 4: You're not interesting, Okay, you're not interested in Justin. He

885
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:13,319
Speaker 4: sounded like a really nice guy.

886
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:15,760
Speaker 13: No, I mean I've got my reasons.

887
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 3: Okay. Well look that's okay, Like you're allowed to choose

888
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 3: who you want to date and who you don't. But

889
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 3: for Justin's sanity, he's trying to figure out, like what

890
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:26,759
Speaker 3: went wrong because he told us it took you a

891
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 3: while to show up to the restaurant even I mean.

892
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 13: Yeah it did, and I do feel bad about.

893
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 3: That, Like that seems like it's more on you and

894
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,880
Speaker 3: it's less of what Justin did or are we are

895
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 3: we wrong about that?

896
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 13: No, it's totally what he did.

897
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:42,439
Speaker 3: Oh oh well how did he do?

898
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 11: So?

899
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,840
Speaker 13: Like I had some stuff to get done and so

900
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 13: I was like running late. But also like sometimes I

901
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:51,839
Speaker 13: do this with guys I meet online, just kind of

902
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 13: to see how they're going to react.

903
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 4: Wit the one hour late thing was a test. Is

904
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:57,800
Speaker 4: that what you're saying?

905
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean I didn't like planet ahead of time,

906
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 13: but once I started being late, I was like, okay, well,

907
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 13: how's he going to react to this? You know, and

908
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:08,359
Speaker 13: dude like sat there for an hour and waited for me,

909
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:09,879
Speaker 13: Like what is that?

910
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 4: It's a gentleman called patience and kindness and forgiveness. No,

911
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:16,880
Speaker 4: I mean you were texting him the whole time. You

912
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 4: kept telling him you were going to be there. You

913
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 4: were leading him on. It's not like he sat there

914
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 4: for an hour and hadn't heard him from you.

915
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,839
Speaker 13: I only texted him twice and kept saying like I'm

916
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 13: head and there and all he had to do. He

917
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:30,880
Speaker 13: kept many options here, right, he could have rescheduled, he

918
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:33,359
Speaker 13: could have left, I mean something that should he had

919
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 13: a backbone, right.

920
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 3: So you're are you seriously saying that you're mad at

921
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,799
Speaker 3: Justin because he waited an hour for you to show up.

922
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 13: No, I'm not mad at him. I just he's not

923
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 13: the guy for me. I'm looking for somebody who's confident,

924
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 13: who's going to stand up for himself, Like I didn't

925
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:50,960
Speaker 13: even say I'm sorry when I got.

926
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 4: There, and he's too nice.

927
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,839
Speaker 13: Yeah, it's just kind of pathetic. And it's just like

928
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:56,800
Speaker 13: a little puppy dog waiting.

929
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 6: For like his master to show up.

930
00:44:58,200 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 3: I thought women one love.

931
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,839
Speaker 13: I mean, yeah, I like an actual puppy, not a

932
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:04,880
Speaker 13: man who's a puppy.

933
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 4: I okay, I understand that you want somebody who's confident.

934
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 4: But to me, it's not that he wasn't confident, it's

935
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 4: just that he was forgiving. Those are two separate things,

936
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 4: and I think, like god, the world needs more of

937
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 4: that type of attitude right now more than anything.

938
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 13: I mean, no spare me. I think the world needs

939
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,279
Speaker 13: more men who like have a backbone and are little

940
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 13: waiting for somebody to show up who well out.

941
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 3: I think it takes a lot of backbone, Robin, to

942
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:33,960
Speaker 3: be on the other line listening to this conversation the

943
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 3: whole time and not freak out.

944
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, patience.

945
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,839
Speaker 3: That takes strength and courage because Justin's actually been there

946
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 3: the whole time, one to talk to you, Isn't that right, Justin?

947
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 12: Yeah?

948
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 3: Ooh that's true.

949
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:47,760
Speaker 13: My point.

950
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 3: Okay, point, come on, mister confidence, let's go show it.

951
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 12: Robin. The reason I was waiting for you for so

952
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:02,800
Speaker 12: long was because you late, you confirmed, and you said

953
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 12: you were coming. I didn't want to be rude. If

954
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,799
Speaker 12: you want a guy who's mean to you, who's rude

955
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 12: to you, good, look. I just hope you guys don't

956
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 12: have any kids. Because all they're going to create is

957
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:15,240
Speaker 12: more havoc and monsters in the world's life.

958
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 13: Now you're just kind of like lashing out. So no,

959
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 13: it's kind of oh.

960
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,720
Speaker 4: Now, slashing out. I thought that that's what you wanted

961
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 4: him to do.

962
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 13: No, I wanted him to be confident and to like

963
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:28,800
Speaker 13: stand up for himself, but like not just saying stuff

964
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 13: to piss me off or to look strong.

965
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 8: Like.

966
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 3: No, okay, you wanted to be confident without being told

967
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 3: to be confident.

968
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 4: There's a happy balance.

969
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, it really is. It's weird, but there is some

970
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 5: kind of balance.

971
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 4: Mean, not mean nice, but not too nice. Is there

972
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 4: any way Justin can win right now?

973
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:43,520
Speaker 6: Robin?

974
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:48,240
Speaker 13: No, I mean no, it's done. I mean I hope

975
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,399
Speaker 13: I hope that just like teaches him a lesson though,

976
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:53,240
Speaker 13: because girls really do want a little more confidence.

977
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:54,839
Speaker 12: But that's the thing. I'm not trying to go out

978
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 12: with the girl. I'm trying to find a woman who's matured.

979
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 3: There's real confidence right there.

980
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:02,359
Speaker 5: Let's go Justin.

981
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 4: Honestly, Robin, I never got not confident from Justin this

982
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 4: whole time we were talking about him.

983
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 3: I did, really, I mean, you should hear the way

984
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 3: that he talks about your green eyes.

985
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 12: Honestly, I've looked at Robin's green eyes in the flesh,

986
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 12: and you know, now I'm starting to think maybe they

987
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 12: are contact.

988
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 3: You think she's a phony green eyed girl?

989
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 12: Did you hear that that was a thick burn on you,

990
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 12: Robin Old?

991
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 6: Are you?

992
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 4: I mean, do we ask at this point?

993
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:37,399
Speaker 3: I mean there's definitely some sort of fiery passion going.

994
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 1: You have to ask by saying you don't want to

995
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,280
Speaker 1: send him on a date, then she'll say.

996
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:43,759
Speaker 5: Yes, do it?

997
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 3: So, Robin, this is the time where I'm supposed to

998
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 3: ask if you would like to go out on another date,

999
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 3: but we don't want you to go on it. I

1000
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 3: don't think he even wants to show up to it.

1001
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:53,759
Speaker 3: He wants to leave you hanging there. That's the type

1002
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 3: of guy, confident person that yes, And if you're willing

1003
00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 3: to show up to that, then we'll pay for it.

1004
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 13: Thank the reverse psychology. I'm still good. I will find

1005
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 13: my own days.

1006
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:07,959
Speaker 4: I mean it's hard, all this testosterone in the room.

1007
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 4: It's really strong. Actually, Jeffrey Jose and I screwed up.

1008
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 3: You know what, Robin, he should be the one that

1009
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 3: asks you as the strong, independent man, that he is

1010
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 3: go ahead, go ahead, justin.

1011
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,400
Speaker 12: Hey, Robin, I'd like to officially ask you out on

1012
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:26,799
Speaker 12: a date to a restaurant that's not even open. It's

1013
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:28,800
Speaker 12: been closed by the health department.

1014
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 4: But he is that another burn?

1015
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 3: Yeah you want some food poisoning, Robin?

1016
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 13: You know, I don't know what the hell is happening here.

1017
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 13: I'm like back in elementary school, like what's going on?

1018
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 12: Because you're failing again.

1019
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, you're creating a monster here.

1020
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:52,239
Speaker 4: This is getting very unsexy. I finally agree with you.

1021
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 13: Thank you told.

1022
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,400
Speaker 12: You you can say what you want. But that's another

1023
00:48:57,680 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 12: sick burn.

1024
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:04,919
Speaker 5: You want to open for me bro anytime you want.

1025
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,400
Speaker 12: I'm just saying I'll take you up on that comedy.

1026
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 12: I just need a clown like Robin, you know, and

1027
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 12: fire me.

1028
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 13: Why am I still on this phone call?

1029
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 3: I think we're done that, right. I feel like you

1030
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 3: would have left if you really wanted to leave, but

1031
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 3: you want to stick around.

1032
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 13: I mean just like it's funny, Well he stuck.

1033
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 3: Around for you, and you're doing the same thing. I

1034
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 3: don't know anybody agree. I guess that wasn't really great comparison.

1035
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 3: So I just sick burned myself. It's working Jeffrey in

1036
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 3: the morning. You know, it's kind of interesting. We taped

1037
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:42,879
Speaker 3: this a few weeks ago, and when we were done

1038
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:45,600
Speaker 3: with the phone call, Robin hung up and we went

1039
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,799
Speaker 3: back into the office to do our work. We came

1040
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 3: back in studio a while later and Justin was still

1041
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:54,840
Speaker 3: on the line waiting for us. He just wanted to

1042
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 3: wait to say thank you.

1043
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 1: You know.

1044
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 3: I call it kindness. Some call it weakness.

1045
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, my goal was to like defend him, like I

1046
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:08,360
Speaker 4: wanted to be on his side the whole time. And

1047
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:11,839
Speaker 4: it's just like the last even thirty seconds of the call,

1048
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:12,239
Speaker 4: I was.

1049
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:15,719
Speaker 1: Like, he's just too sweet, because a thousand has no

1050
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:17,360
Speaker 1: bad or mean bone in his body.

1051
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 5: He was trying to be mean. It didn't come out.

1052
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:21,320
Speaker 4: And I still don't like the girl, Like I hate tests.

1053
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 4: I think tests sucks, you know, especially tests that make

1054
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 4: people wait for an hour of the.

1055
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 3: It's already like dating is already a hard enough game

1056
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,880
Speaker 3: as it is. Now she's playing games on top of

1057
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 3: the game. Yeah, clearly women just don't want to have

1058
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:36,240
Speaker 3: a nice, respectful guy anymore.

1059
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 4: That's not true girls, Yeah, exactly, not a jerk. You

1060
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 4: can be confident and also be kind. Those two things

1061
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 4: really truly can't live together.

1062
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:53,279
Speaker 3: Okay, true, Like Brook, I love you, but shut up

1063
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 3: for now.

1064
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:56,719
Speaker 4: I gotta tell everybody that was a little aggressive.

1065
00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 5: You are so pretty with makeup.

1066
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:03,919
Speaker 4: Take it. Those are like backhanded compliments.

1067
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:05,840
Speaker 3: All right. Well, look, if you want to get a

1068
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:08,719
Speaker 3: second date update, you can always email the show and

1069
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 3: we'll try to call the person who wasn't calling you back.

1070
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 3: I'm sure it's going to be disappointing a brook in somewhere.

1071
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 11: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1072
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 3: A lot of musical artists say that some of their

1073
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 3: best songs come to them when they're at an all

1074
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 3: time low in their lives, like when they're going through

1075
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 3: a loss or having some big heartbreak, or when children

1076
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 3: all over found out. Grover got implants, what don't make

1077
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 3: me tell you where? It was a dark day. So

1078
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:42,920
Speaker 3: the thing is, I go through similar heis and lows

1079
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:46,279
Speaker 3: in my life. Okay, and I haven't had a great

1080
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:50,360
Speaker 3: song in a while. That's why this morning I broke

1081
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:53,760
Speaker 3: off all my relationships with my friends and my family,

1082
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 3: completely drained my bank account, and donated the personal items

1083
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 3: that mean the most to me to charity, including my

1084
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 3: pet turtle Fava being not anymore. So I did it

1085
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:12,799
Speaker 3: just so that I could reach the emotional depths that

1086
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:16,960
Speaker 3: I need to give you the artistic excellence that you deserve.

1087
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 4: Wow, A little worried about you. I don't know that

1088
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:22,720
Speaker 4: this is needed.

1089
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 3: Ye, this is what greatness takes, Brooke. And even though

1090
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 3: I'm going to be weeping through the entire thing, your

1091
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 3: brand new Song of the Week is coming up starting

1092
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:35,800
Speaker 3: at eight ten.

1093
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,239
Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1094
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 3: All right, it is song of the week. Time you

1095
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 3: seem happy, Well, you all know what season it is? Right,

1096
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 3: Christmas as.

1097
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:56,759
Speaker 4: A fall wrong Brook eating season, wrong season?

1098
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 3: Have anything after doing this show together forever? Today is

1099
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:07,920
Speaker 3: the official first day of cuffing season.

1100
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right where that's where you get you get

1101
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 4: hooked up.

1102
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:19,239
Speaker 3: You know that's an expert explain. It's the period of

1103
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 3: time the single people start looking for short term relationships

1104
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 3: so they won't be lonely during the cold winter months

1105
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 3: of the year.

1106
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 5: It's a facade.

1107
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:30,920
Speaker 1: Don't believe all the women gang if they want to

1108
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 1: hit you up and cuff you and then dump you in.

1109
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 4: January, it's fine. You make it to Valentine's Day.

1110
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:40,520
Speaker 3: So usually you're supposed to cuff with someone that you

1111
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:43,920
Speaker 3: normally wouldn't want to date, you know, but it's.

1112
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 5: Just you you need a warm body.

1113
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:47,720
Speaker 3: Well, if you wouldn't want to date them, you wouldn't

1114
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:52,239
Speaker 3: cuff them. So you just you make it through the

1115
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:54,880
Speaker 3: holidays with this person and then by the time Valentine's

1116
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 3: Day rolls around, like cut it off. So singles everywhere

1117
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:00,920
Speaker 3: are going to be doing this now, and I'm just

1118
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:03,919
Speaker 3: warning you, the options are going to start running low.

1119
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:05,719
Speaker 4: Get your cuff.

1120
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:09,959
Speaker 3: That's what you haven't cuffed yet. You've basically got less

1121
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 3: than two weeks to do it, or you're going to

1122
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:13,600
Speaker 3: be spending Christmas time all by yourself.

1123
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:16,319
Speaker 5: Manuf does sound It's just.

1124
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:18,719
Speaker 4: It just dawned on me that it's a handcuff reference.

1125
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why I just said some cuffings.

1126
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 4: My god, I don't know. I didn't think about it

1127
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:26,440
Speaker 4: that far.

1128
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:27,720
Speaker 5: Are so married.

1129
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:32,759
Speaker 3: Well look, this is why I wanted to sing a

1130
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:36,360
Speaker 3: song for all the singles looking for someone to cuff

1131
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 3: during this cold cuffing season. Okay, instead of the hit

1132
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 3: song by Mount of Skin begging that band's name mona Skin.

1133
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 4: Okay, we just.

1134
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:50,840
Speaker 3: Kind of mumble it. It's young Jeffrey's cuffing.

1135
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:56,439
Speaker 4: Yeah got so much more sensual after I figured it out.

1136
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 6: It is.

1137
00:54:58,120 --> 00:54:59,160
Speaker 3: I want to be brought of cuffing.

1138
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:02,880
Speaker 4: Call my husband. Yeah, cut me out.

1139
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:04,359
Speaker 3: That's not really how it works.

1140
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:10,600
Speaker 5: But just like that broke is like like she had

1141
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:11,200
Speaker 5: other options.

1142
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:14,880
Speaker 3: I'm a point when I'm ready.

1143
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:27,319
Speaker 8: Point. Now we scareding cold and.

1144
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:31,319
Speaker 5: Babing.

1145
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:35,440
Speaker 3: So I'm cold face.

1146
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:40,000
Speaker 11: What's go.

1147
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:50,760
Speaker 3: I'm coping covering you. I wanna love you, Temple.

1148
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:57,080
Speaker 8: Really, I'm coming coming you call it.

1149
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:02,680
Speaker 5: Off in Famuary into time. I need a fling.

1150
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:07,080
Speaker 3: I'll take anyone's down for cuddle live now.

1151
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 5: I'm your beast.

1152
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:12,080
Speaker 3: You beat my bell and we won't laugh forever. This

1153
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 3: ain't jurors sell do an intimate thing for you. In

1154
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:16,800
Speaker 3: the snow, we go on a slave riding ship, Coco.

1155
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,799
Speaker 3: You want to skip, I say bait, let's go only

1156
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:19,120
Speaker 3: time and.

1157
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 5: You get us out on these slopes of Scanderres.

1158
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:23,960
Speaker 8: I'm coping, hibernating with you.

1159
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 3: Ma chin punch I my mud. I'm coming into cuffing you.

1160
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 5: Let's sit in.

1161
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 6: Watch the Hallmark move in.

1162
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 3: I'm coking cuffing you, naughtylus.

1163
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:41,319
Speaker 8: For one we do.

1164
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 3: Let's stick to a wind to bland with polar plunge

1165
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:52,000
Speaker 3: while holding hand, and I owe that you comprehend.

1166
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:55,399
Speaker 8: If you turn me down, then I'll just snake your

1167
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:58,000
Speaker 8: friends cup with.

1168
00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 3: Me on Christmasy, just like Santa's Kiss Lady.

1169
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 6: By the trees.

1170
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:08,839
Speaker 8: You'll get it's nice, it's hot seedos. You'll find out

1171
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 8: as well where my tongue will go.

1172
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:14,000
Speaker 3: Well be sledging, we be caching, we be hanging decorations.

1173
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:16,640
Speaker 5: Everybody thinks that we tain't it, but we doing. Ain't

1174
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:17,520
Speaker 5: no complications.

1175
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 3: You're my number one Christmas wish.

1176
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 5: I want you like little Ralph.

1177
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 3: You wanna beat the guns.

1178
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 5: Got a problem and you want to fix because at

1179
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:25,560
Speaker 5: my work party, I mean up for more. So let's

1180
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:27,280
Speaker 5: set the salt. Can't be alost my.

1181
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 3: Game of throw winter come.

1182
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:31,520
Speaker 5: It's getting cold and I really need someone to hold.

1183
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:32,320
Speaker 5: So I'm coffen.

1184
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:39,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm coughing, coughing you never cone on meet

1185
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:40,880
Speaker 3: my family.

1186
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:45,480
Speaker 8: I'm coming cuffing you.

1187
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:49,640
Speaker 3: We'll keep it casual like cat kids on hearted cuff.

1188
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:55,840
Speaker 3: I'll curly you toe my valentimes I've gotta go. The

1189
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:59,280
Speaker 3: missile toe won't be so bad when you win.

1190
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 5: Some one, it feels way less sad.

1191
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:08,280
Speaker 8: I'm coughing, cuffing you who who snuggled under.

1192
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 4: Want me blanking?

1193
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:15,520
Speaker 8: I'm confident cuffing you who Mariah Carey.

1194
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:16,760
Speaker 3: Song less clanking.

1195
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 8: I'm coming comfrey and dooo because.

1196
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 9: I don't want to be so lonely.

1197
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:29,880
Speaker 8: I'm con comfreying doo who McRib wey limited.

1198
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:31,000
Speaker 9: Time here only.

1199
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 8: I'm coping comforting you who who ain't no Christmas cards

1200
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:42,240
Speaker 8: we're sending. I'm cofing coffing you whoo.

1201
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:45,000
Speaker 5: So break up with the happy.

1202
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:51,800
Speaker 1: Ending, yeah, perfectly saying.

1203
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:54,200
Speaker 10: The best thing is everyone's on the same page about

1204
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:55,120
Speaker 10: it totally.

1205
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:57,320
Speaker 4: The magic was An't they so sad the next year

1206
00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:58,400
Speaker 4: when you only have one half?

1207
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:02,360
Speaker 3: Doesn't all you care about is this holiday season? You

1208
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:04,439
Speaker 3: don't yeah about the future later.

1209
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:06,040
Speaker 4: I'm just going to let you know we are getting

1210
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:07,720
Speaker 4: a lot of text in right now. If people wanted

1211
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:08,200
Speaker 4: to cuff you.

1212
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 3: The cuff, okay, but anyway, texting seven eight five nine

1213
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:16,600
Speaker 3: to tell us what you thought about the song of

1214
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:16,880
Speaker 3: the week.

1215
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:20,040
Speaker 4: Listen to it, I mean like during those fast parts,

1216
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:20,720
Speaker 4: I'm like, wait.

1217
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:24,200
Speaker 5: Also, also, I think if you have a crosch you

1218
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:25,240
Speaker 5: can just send them this.

1219
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 3: Song someone that you want to cuff with. We're gonna

1220
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:32,120
Speaker 3: have this video up a little bit later on the

1221
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey YouTube, on our TikTok on Instagram, and

1222
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:38,920
Speaker 3: all the socials at Broken Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in

1223
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:41,480
Speaker 3: the morning, I'm still getting text into seventy five nine

1224
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:43,320
Speaker 3: to two about my new song of the week if

1225
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 3: you missed it. Instead of singing the hit song by Monuskin,

1226
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 3: began ah Yah by saying my own version called Cuffin

1227
00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 3: in honor of cuffing season, where all the singles need

1228
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 3: to get paired up before the holidays hit, or you're

1229
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:01,600
Speaker 3: gonna suffer through the next three cold months yourself.

1230
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:02,959
Speaker 5: I'm used to it, Jeff.

1231
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:04,480
Speaker 4: That makes it sound nice.

1232
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:09,440
Speaker 3: You're you got time but myself. Today, we're trying something

1233
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:12,479
Speaker 3: new with the text board. Usually I'll read them off,

1234
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:15,960
Speaker 3: but we have an automated text to voice generator, so

1235
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,600
Speaker 3: we can actually pop a random text in and actually

1236
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:22,400
Speaker 3: be able to hear it like the listeners saying it.

1237
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 4: To us, the opposite of voice to text.

1238
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's let's try it out.

1239
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:31,080
Speaker 14: Hey, Jeff, thanks for the cuffing song. It made me

1240
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:36,440
Speaker 14: think of my mom. Wait, that sounded weird. We weren't

1241
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:39,840
Speaker 14: dating or anything. We just hung out a lot during

1242
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:45,080
Speaker 14: the holidays. Oh my god, I'm making it worse. It

1243
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:48,680
Speaker 14: sounds like I was dating my mom. Please don't read

1244
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:57,520
Speaker 14: this on the air. Sincerely, Jimmy Beddington from Ottawa.

1245
01:00:57,800 --> 01:00:58,960
Speaker 5: Interest to do.

1246
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:01,680
Speaker 3: That is the last name and your location too.

1247
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:04,680
Speaker 4: Why did you Why did you hit send, Timmy?

1248
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:06,040
Speaker 5: You should have.

1249
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:08,240
Speaker 3: Edited that a little bit before you sent it in.

1250
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:11,880
Speaker 4: Geez Okay, well that was It's going to end it

1251
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:12,160
Speaker 4: on that.

1252
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:17,320
Speaker 3: It's an inauspicious start to the text to voice generator. Anyway,

1253
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:20,400
Speaker 3: if you like the song, like timmy dad, if you

1254
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 3: missed it, or if you want to share it with

1255
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:26,760
Speaker 3: a hot single that you want to cuff with your mom. Yeah, hopefully,

1256
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:29,680
Speaker 3: let's hit up our socials Brooke and Jeffrey on YouTube,

1257
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:32,440
Speaker 3: Facebook or on Insta. It's at Brook and Jeffrey.

1258
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:34,000
Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1259
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:44,400
Speaker 3: We've got a new player named Mike on the phone

1260
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:49,320
Speaker 3: who's about to become a new dad because he just

1261
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:55,000
Speaker 3: hit up a lexus on her only fans different types

1262
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:58,680
Speaker 3: of different caller. That was a different that's another line.

1263
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:00,640
Speaker 3: This is a different type of dad. He's gonna be

1264
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:03,920
Speaker 3: a real father to a baby boy who's doing may

1265
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:06,280
Speaker 3: and real quick, We're just gonna go around the room

1266
01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:09,760
Speaker 3: with some name ideas, starting with Ashton. Ashton, what do

1267
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 3: you think he should name his baby boy?

1268
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:11,920
Speaker 8: Uh?

1269
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:17,760
Speaker 3: Chebidiah? Oh, that's okay, bold option Brook.

1270
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:18,680
Speaker 5: Do you have any suggestions?

1271
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:21,280
Speaker 4: What am I liking lately? I always wanted to name

1272
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:23,200
Speaker 4: my kid Canyon. I know it's like kind of him.

1273
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:29,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you wanted to be bullied and go with that.

1274
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:31,520
Speaker 4: One sounds like it's like Matthew McConaughey's kid.

1275
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:35,040
Speaker 3: We're gonna skip Jose because I know he's just gonna

1276
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:38,040
Speaker 3: suggest Jose is the name we already know, and I'm

1277
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:41,920
Speaker 3: gonna go with me and my suggestion is Jose oh,

1278
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 3: because I'm not that creative. So there you go, Mike.

1279
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:46,600
Speaker 3: You can run those by your wife. And now it's

1280
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:49,200
Speaker 3: time to play some trivia. How you feeling I'm feeling great.

1281
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:50,840
Speaker 3: How are you guys doing? Okay? Brook, you leave the

1282
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:53,439
Speaker 3: studio and while he had out, Mike, let's explain the rules.

1283
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:56,000
Speaker 3: He got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1284
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:57,600
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you could say pass, but

1285
01:02:57,680 --> 01:02:59,880
Speaker 3: you do have to beat Brooke outright to win? Are

1286
01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:02,560
Speaker 3: you ready? Let's do it? All right, daddy, here we go.

1287
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:06,800
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. The very first Windows Operating System

1288
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:09,520
Speaker 3: one point zero was first introduced on this year in

1289
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:13,920
Speaker 3: what decade? What is the proper term used when removing

1290
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:19,400
Speaker 3: the shell of an oyster? Someone known as someone known

1291
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:21,840
Speaker 3: as a toehead has what hair color.

1292
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:24,320
Speaker 6: Blonde?

1293
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:28,560
Speaker 3: Last year, what was the number one selling item at McDonald's.

1294
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:30,240
Speaker 6: Kick a nugget?

1295
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:33,240
Speaker 3: What athlete claimed to float like a butterfly, sting like

1296
01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:45,080
Speaker 3: a bee? You've you've already got, daddy brain, even though

1297
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:49,600
Speaker 3: your baby's not even here yet. That's okay, No, you're good.

1298
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:53,840
Speaker 3: We'll just bleep that one out. So yeah, we're probably

1299
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:56,720
Speaker 3: going to do it too, probably going to drop one

1300
01:03:56,800 --> 01:04:03,320
Speaker 3: this segment. So I also see on my screener here, Mike,

1301
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:06,840
Speaker 3: that you are a building engineer, and you say it's exciting.

1302
01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:09,120
Speaker 6: I like to think, so, yeah, there's a lot of

1303
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:12,880
Speaker 6: interesting mechanical equipment that we got to maintain, and just

1304
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:15,680
Speaker 6: the ins and outs of high rises is mind boggling.

1305
01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:19,880
Speaker 5: That is, even recently I thought about like earthquakes.

1306
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:22,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, or just like how they don't blow over yeah.

1307
01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:23,680
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1308
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:26,520
Speaker 4: It's like when I see ships floating, I'm like, Okay,

1309
01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:28,800
Speaker 4: I get it. It's water displacement and all this stuff,

1310
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:30,800
Speaker 4: but it still doesn't make sense.

1311
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:32,919
Speaker 5: It's the city floating on the wall.

1312
01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:36,840
Speaker 3: Turn You're ready, Here we go. Your time starts now.

1313
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:40,240
Speaker 3: The very first Windows operating System one point zero was

1314
01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:44,640
Speaker 3: first introduced on this day in what decade seventies? What

1315
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:47,440
Speaker 3: is the proper term used when removing the shell of

1316
01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:51,720
Speaker 3: an oyster shuck? Someone known as a towhead has? What

1317
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:52,360
Speaker 3: color hair?

1318
01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:53,600
Speaker 4: White? Blonde?

1319
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:56,160
Speaker 3: Last you have? Those are two answers.

1320
01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:59,120
Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, sure, white platinum last year?

1321
01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:00,600
Speaker 3: What was the number one s item at.

1322
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:02,720
Speaker 4: McDonald's, uh, Big Mac?

1323
01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:05,200
Speaker 3: What athlete claimed to float like a butterflies? Thing like?

1324
01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:06,280
Speaker 4: B Mohammad Ali?

1325
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:11,080
Speaker 3: Right, we got our answers in. It's time to head

1326
01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:12,400
Speaker 3: on over to the scoreboard to see how you both

1327
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:14,440
Speaker 3: did with Jose. If I didn't get like twelve hours

1328
01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:17,600
Speaker 3: of sleep, I felt like I got like none at all.

1329
01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:21,919
Speaker 1: I feel you, Mike, you new Dad, you got too

1330
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:22,560
Speaker 1: correct today?

1331
01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:25,640
Speaker 6: Brother? Alrighty pretty darn good yep.

1332
01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:28,080
Speaker 1: And Brook, I will say off the get go talked

1333
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:31,680
Speaker 1: her way out of a question, getting it right, still

1334
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:34,560
Speaker 1: too correct.

1335
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:37,440
Speaker 4: So heads a blonde like? They are definitely like a

1336
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:39,120
Speaker 4: platinum white colored hair.

1337
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:41,680
Speaker 3: Ok you go, I go again, Brooks trying to argue

1338
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:42,400
Speaker 3: with the trivia.

1339
01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:44,720
Speaker 4: Dude, let's go my hair colors. Do you know how

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Speaker 4: much money these hair colors cost?

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Speaker 3: Okay, go ahead, Okay. First Windows operating System one point zero,

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Speaker 3: first introduced on this day in the nineteen eighties. Nineteen

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Speaker 3: eighty three, was the first Windows system. The proper term

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Speaker 3: for removing the shell of an oyster is shucking. We

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Speaker 3: gave that to you, Mike, Yeah, because he had He

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Speaker 3: hadn't finished.

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Speaker 4: The next question is that the one he cussed on?

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Speaker 4: Did he put the letter?

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Speaker 3: The cuss came later? Someone known as a toehead has

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Speaker 3: blonde colored hair. According to the rules, it's blonde. Last year,

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Speaker 3: the number one selling item at McDonald's was their French fries.

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Speaker 5: So much to choose from those?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, nine million pounds of fries get sold every year.

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Speaker 3: The athlete that claimed to felt like a butterfly thing

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Speaker 3: like a bee is Muhammad Ali.

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Speaker 6: I had cars stuck in my head for some reason.

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Speaker 3: Yes, he said, Steve McQueen or Lightning Queen. Yeah, and

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Speaker 3: there are no we didn't get those as far as

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Speaker 3: we got it, So there we go, Mike. Unfortunately Ty

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Speaker 3: goes to the house. Can't give you any money here,

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Speaker 3: but just we're playing. You do win two tickets to

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Speaker 3: Harry Potter Magic at Play Celebrate Harry's journey in discovering

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Speaker 3: the wizarding World like never before with Gaines Exploration, sensory

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Speaker 3: activations and more. Opening today at the shops at the

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Speaker 3: Bravern in Bellevue, which is gonna be like Disney. See

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Speaker 3: it's like the same thing.

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Speaker 4: And Mike, you'd be good to that wife. She's doing

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Speaker 4: a lot of work for you right now, for your family,

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Speaker 4: all right, take care of her.

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Speaker 3: Good luck with your little bundle of joy on the way.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for playing. We're gonna be back to do

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Speaker 3: windbrooks Bock same time on

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Speaker 11: Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.