1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:01,480 Speaker 1: Kutbooms. 2 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:05,400 Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:09,160 Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 4 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,480 Speaker 2: of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 5 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:15,520 Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the 6 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,480 Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 7 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:18,360 Speaker 1: Wow. 8 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:22,320 Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special. 9 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:25,680 Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallard starts right. 10 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:35,479 Speaker 3: Now in the air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with Me, 11 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:40,640 Speaker 3: Big Ben and Danny g Radio. Happy Friday to you. 12 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:45,240 Speaker 3: The day before a very big event in the mal 13 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:47,559 Speaker 3: of Militia. We'll talk about that as we work our 14 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:51,360 Speaker 3: way through the Fifth Hour, The Extra Crispy, Extra Spicy, 15 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 3: Not Original Recipe Podcast. You hear me every night during 16 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 3: the week on the overnight show. You here Danny with 17 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:01,360 Speaker 3: Covido and Rich during the week can on the weekends 18 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:04,679 Speaker 3: here for the Fifth Hour podcast. We thank you for listening. 19 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 3: I like the degree of difficult Danny. While I'm talking, 20 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:11,280 Speaker 3: It's like being lou Garrick having my voice bounce back 21 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:14,440 Speaker 3: into my head. The degree of difficulty is outstanding. I 22 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:17,720 Speaker 3: like that the company knows I like a challenge. I 23 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 3: thank them for that. 24 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:21,480 Speaker 1: Well, you know, Ben, this high tech equipment we use 25 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:24,960 Speaker 1: to podcast every weekend cost one hundred and eighty seven 26 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:28,479 Speaker 1: dollars and iHeart is still in debt because of these headsets. 27 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:32,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna go on Amazon and buy a vintage 28 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:37,160 Speaker 3: nineteen eighty one mister microphone is what I'm going to 29 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 3: buy instead of the one thousand dollars microphone I'm talking 30 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 3: into right now. Not that I'm complaining, Not that I 31 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:47,200 Speaker 3: am complaining. How can you complain? It's the second day 32 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:50,240 Speaker 3: of August, it is National ice cream Sandwich day to day, 33 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 3: dully an ice cream sandwich. Now, I'm I'm a purist 34 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,000 Speaker 3: with my ice cream sandwich. I don't know about you, Danny, 35 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,800 Speaker 3: but when it comes to the ice cream sandwich, for me, 36 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:03,240 Speaker 3: it's a big scoop, a couple scoops of vanilla ice 37 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:08,679 Speaker 3: cream and two chocolate chip cookies, soft delicious chocolate chip 38 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:11,280 Speaker 3: cookies slapped around that vanilla ice cream. Now, if you 39 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,400 Speaker 3: want to go next level, I'm okay with little chocolate 40 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:20,880 Speaker 3: chips around the vanilla. But amazing, absolutely amazing chef's kiss 41 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:24,520 Speaker 3: to the ice cream sandwich. And there's endless possibilities. But 42 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 3: like I said, I'm a purist, and this time of 43 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:28,840 Speaker 3: the year, it's perfect that it's on August second, because 44 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:31,880 Speaker 3: it's summer and this is when you're supposed to have 45 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,720 Speaker 3: a day to celebrate the ice cream sandwich. 46 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:37,400 Speaker 1: It's hot. Got to enjoy yourself a little bit. I 47 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:41,080 Speaker 1: like the old school ice cream sandwich, the vanilla. But 48 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:44,480 Speaker 1: they have like the chocolate. Yes, okay, yeah, those are 49 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:46,600 Speaker 1: all right. No, those are better than all right. 50 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:50,359 Speaker 3: Now, they're not better than our yeah they are, Okay. Listen, 51 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:53,600 Speaker 3: there's a place here in la In it's west of 52 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,519 Speaker 3: the four or five, so I don't go there very often. 53 00:02:56,040 --> 00:03:00,639 Speaker 3: There's a creamery that makes the greatest ice cream sandwich 54 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:03,080 Speaker 3: in southern California, and the greatest I've had on the 55 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:05,640 Speaker 3: West coast. Actually, they have some of them you can 56 00:03:05,639 --> 00:03:09,120 Speaker 3: get at like local grocery stores around here. But that's 57 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:13,800 Speaker 3: my go to for the ice cream sandwich. We're hanging 58 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 3: out with all weekend long, and we'll be in Vegas. 59 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:20,520 Speaker 3: I'll be in Vegas on Saturday. Yeah, speaking of cream, 60 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:24,839 Speaker 3: we'll be hanging out having a great time. We'll talk 61 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:27,440 Speaker 3: about why we're going to Vegas and what that's all about. 62 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:30,720 Speaker 3: I did want to announce that this podcast different than 63 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:35,240 Speaker 3: almost all other podcasts, probably wondering why is that. 64 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:38,120 Speaker 1: Oh, because it's sponsored by Rapid Radio. That's what we're 65 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 1: broadcasting on right now. That's right, walkie talkies. We love 66 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:44,640 Speaker 1: our rapid radios. I like that we're being teased. Every 67 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:46,480 Speaker 1: time you walk into the building, there's a whole wall 68 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:49,760 Speaker 1: of rapid radios. And do you know anything about that, Danny? 69 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:51,720 Speaker 3: I have you gotten to the bottom of the rapid 70 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:53,320 Speaker 3: radios against the wall? 71 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, when you walk in. What's the details on that one? Here, sir? 72 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:01,120 Speaker 1: Yesterday on Thursday afternoon, right as our pre show meeting 73 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,960 Speaker 1: was ending for Covino and Rich Scott, our boss got 74 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:06,360 Speaker 1: on a conference call with us and gave us the 75 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:09,720 Speaker 1: lowdown on those walkie talkies. He did, Yeah, they're they're 76 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:12,800 Speaker 1: figuring out how to charge them and program them right now. 77 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:15,440 Speaker 1: We're gonna be able to even take the suckers home. 78 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,159 Speaker 1: But we got to record videos once a week with 79 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:22,880 Speaker 1: them for the sponsor. Okay, ah, so they're for us 80 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:25,640 Speaker 1: to have fun with, but also a marketing tool. But 81 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 1: are there cameras in them? They are cameras. No, We're 82 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:31,320 Speaker 1: gonna have to film ourselves like on an ig video 83 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:34,839 Speaker 1: or whatever social media platform, gotcha. 84 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:37,680 Speaker 3: Okay, all right, I was wondering what they were doing there. 85 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:40,599 Speaker 3: I knew you'd have the answer because you're there during 86 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:43,120 Speaker 3: the day. I'm not there during the day. I don't 87 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:46,360 Speaker 3: know what's going on. But the reason that this podcast 88 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:50,120 Speaker 3: is different we have a studio audience. 89 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:56,039 Speaker 1: We're exciting both your dogs. That is correct. We have 90 00:04:56,400 --> 00:05:00,120 Speaker 1: in my podcast studio. Here we have Moxie. 91 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:03,320 Speaker 3: She is sleeping right now, laying on her side with 92 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:08,760 Speaker 3: her tongue out, and we have behind Moxie, let me 93 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:11,719 Speaker 3: check here we have Luigi, who looks bored to death. 94 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:16,360 Speaker 1: So side by side him, thousands of listeners right now. 95 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:20,680 Speaker 3: Living the dream right now. If at any moment they 96 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:23,080 Speaker 3: get riled up, they might start barking. If one my 97 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,920 Speaker 3: takes is Missus the mark Danny, it might lead to 98 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:26,880 Speaker 3: a to a bark. 99 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 1: All right. 100 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:30,880 Speaker 3: I'm just letting you know, you the listener, that if 101 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:34,600 Speaker 3: you hear a bark, it's probably gonna be Moxie, not Luigi. 102 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:35,640 Speaker 1: But they are now. 103 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:37,919 Speaker 3: MAXI did wake up because I looked at Moxie, so 104 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:40,560 Speaker 3: she woke up. Here my bulldog, my English bulldog, and 105 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:43,600 Speaker 3: she's now staring at me, wondering why I'm looking at her. 106 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:47,240 Speaker 1: So we've we've got that. Last week I bought a 107 00:05:47,279 --> 00:05:48,760 Speaker 1: dog and I need them emotion. 108 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:52,320 Speaker 3: Let's get get to the meat of the matter here, Danny. 109 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:55,520 Speaker 3: Call this the pre and the post if you will. 110 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:59,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, we've never done anything like this before. Well, I've 111 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:02,960 Speaker 1: never titled any of our podcasts pre show or postgame show. 112 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:05,919 Speaker 3: Well, let's start with Viva Las Vegas, which is not 113 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:10,480 Speaker 3: It's like the primer. You know how when you paint, 114 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:13,720 Speaker 3: you're supposed to put primer on. Sure, some people don't 115 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:15,440 Speaker 3: do it, but you're supposed to do it. So this 116 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:17,320 Speaker 3: is make sure it has a lot of lead in it. 117 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:18,159 Speaker 1: Yeah. 118 00:06:18,279 --> 00:06:20,440 Speaker 3: Well, if you're of our age, you grew up with that. 119 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:22,680 Speaker 3: And look at us now, Danny, we're doing so well. 120 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:32,320 Speaker 3: The malor Meet and greet Viva Las Vegas tomorrow. How 121 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:35,320 Speaker 3: exciting is that we're gonna be in Vegas. In fact, 122 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:38,240 Speaker 3: I'll be heading to Vegas later today. When we get 123 00:06:38,279 --> 00:06:41,560 Speaker 3: done with this podcast, I will be getting in the Malamobile. 124 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:47,240 Speaker 3: I'll be cruising through Victorville Apple Valley. I will then 125 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:51,520 Speaker 3: go on to Barstow, actually yourmo then Barstow work my 126 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:54,839 Speaker 3: way through the California Desert, go through beautiful Baker, California, 127 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:57,040 Speaker 3: home of the Mad Greek and the world's largest thermometer. 128 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:59,680 Speaker 3: Then I will make my way to prim Nevada. I 129 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:03,440 Speaker 3: will wave at Whiskey Pete's. I will also mourn the 130 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:05,880 Speaker 3: loss of that mall right on the state line when 131 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:07,600 Speaker 3: you cross California and the Nevada. 132 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:09,040 Speaker 1: I used to love that mall. 133 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:11,280 Speaker 3: There was a great, big and tall store there that 134 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:14,440 Speaker 3: I would go to get shirts that were like seventy 135 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:17,480 Speaker 3: percent off the normal price, but that closed during COVID, 136 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:19,120 Speaker 3: so I can't go there anymore. 137 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,200 Speaker 1: I'll wave at Buffalo. 138 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:23,400 Speaker 3: Bills, and then I'll keep going and I'll go right 139 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:27,840 Speaker 3: in past the Death Star where your Raiders play, and 140 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:32,800 Speaker 3: I'll make my way into Lost Wages, Nevada, the greatness 141 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:37,240 Speaker 3: of the Raiders, and we'll be hanging out. And then 142 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:41,280 Speaker 3: on Saturday, Saturday, not sure who's going to be there. 143 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:42,680 Speaker 3: We had a couple of people call up the other 144 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,240 Speaker 3: night that were flying in. We have at least the 145 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,840 Speaker 3: two people flying in from the Bay Area, which is 146 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:53,080 Speaker 3: very exciting, and it's on like Donkey Kong. The likely 147 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:57,800 Speaker 3: final mallar meet and greet of twenty twenty four, with 148 00:07:57,880 --> 00:08:00,280 Speaker 3: football season getting underway, we had the Hall of Fame 149 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:04,920 Speaker 3: game on Thursday last night here the Bears in the Texas. 150 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:07,560 Speaker 3: I would imagine that we're not going to have any 151 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:10,120 Speaker 3: more of these during football season. So this is it Beva, 152 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:13,240 Speaker 3: Las Vegas. It's tomorrow, which is you should know. It's 153 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:16,400 Speaker 3: August third, today's August second. It's at the Stakeout Bar 154 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:20,760 Speaker 3: and Grill. That's the Maryland Parkway location forty eight hundred 155 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:24,120 Speaker 3: south of Maryland Parkway. It's right near the UNLV campus. 156 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:28,240 Speaker 3: When I was a kid growing up, to me, the 157 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:32,200 Speaker 3: sexiest basketball program in college basketball. I love college basketball 158 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:34,320 Speaker 3: because that was when it was in the golden era 159 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:38,319 Speaker 3: was UNLV Tark the Shark. I was so impressed the 160 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:42,079 Speaker 3: Thomas and Max Center there on the campus of UNLV. 161 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:44,760 Speaker 3: It looked like an NBA arena, and they had all 162 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:47,640 Speaker 3: these future NBA players on that team. And I grew 163 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:49,880 Speaker 3: up in Orange County, I didn't grow up far from 164 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:53,640 Speaker 3: the campus of UC Irvine. The Anteaters, and so that 165 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,120 Speaker 3: was always the biggest game of the year, and they 166 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:58,520 Speaker 3: sell out that game and I got to go to 167 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:01,200 Speaker 3: it a few times and it was like oh man, 168 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:04,080 Speaker 3: this is crazy, like a big rock band showed up. 169 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:06,520 Speaker 3: So now you want to be no good at basketball 170 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:09,640 Speaker 3: anymore or football. But they have a really good program 171 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:12,640 Speaker 3: if you want to work in hotels, they got a 172 00:09:12,679 --> 00:09:16,320 Speaker 3: really good program there. Uh and aywow, well it's right 173 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:17,319 Speaker 3: here to you and to be king. 174 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,680 Speaker 1: It wasn't Tart the coach who was famous for biting 175 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:20,840 Speaker 1: and chewing on a towel. 176 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:24,880 Speaker 3: Yes, yes, Jerry Tarkanian would do that. He also coached 177 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:27,400 Speaker 3: the Spurs. He got an NBA job for like a month. 178 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:29,240 Speaker 1: And yeah, and then he went to Fresno. 179 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:31,560 Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, he was at Fresno. There was some guys 180 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,920 Speaker 3: with samurai swords that were on his team. 181 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:36,599 Speaker 1: That was a mess. And I actually interviewed Jerry. 182 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:38,559 Speaker 3: Tarkiani on the radio, which was one of the more 183 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:41,960 Speaker 3: disappointing moments in my career because I had looked up 184 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:46,199 Speaker 3: to him my entire life and Jerry was totally distracted. 185 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:48,160 Speaker 3: He agreed to do the interview, but he was driving. 186 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:50,840 Speaker 3: He wasn't driving. Somebody was driving him around and he 187 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:54,959 Speaker 3: was like playing games with his grandkids, which is great 188 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:55,760 Speaker 3: and wonderful, but. 189 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:59,120 Speaker 1: We uh, patty cake, patty Cake, all right, what's your 190 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:02,160 Speaker 1: next question. Yeah, it was one of those deals. Danny. 191 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,320 Speaker 3: I was like, oh man, what are we doing here? 192 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:08,200 Speaker 3: This is not this is not good, not good at all. 193 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:12,240 Speaker 3: We'll be in Vegas, not just me. Normally these meet 194 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:15,760 Speaker 3: and greets are just me. But Eddie's flying in. I 195 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,760 Speaker 3: don't know why he doesn't just drive, but he's flying 196 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:18,640 Speaker 3: in for the day. 197 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:22,640 Speaker 1: First class, little taste, and then flying out that night. 198 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:27,200 Speaker 3: We've got Coop is driving, Loraina driving with Coop. 199 00:10:27,679 --> 00:10:32,960 Speaker 1: Coop is probably flying high well even though he's on 200 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:33,520 Speaker 1: the ground. 201 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, but they'll they'll be together and we'll be we'll 202 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,439 Speaker 3: be hanging out. So far, we've gotten RSVPs from Rob 203 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:44,839 Speaker 3: in Vegas. Avery in Vegas is gonna be there. So 204 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:46,960 Speaker 3: there's a couple of big names. We know that KGB 205 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,120 Speaker 3: is flying in from the Bay Area or Nesto. 206 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:50,640 Speaker 1: We've we've met. 207 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:52,520 Speaker 3: He was at the Minnesota Malor Meet and greet, he 208 00:10:52,559 --> 00:10:55,160 Speaker 3: was at the Seattle Meet and greet, and so he's 209 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,560 Speaker 3: been to several of these things over the years and 210 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,920 Speaker 3: he will be at this one as well. So it's 211 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:03,320 Speaker 3: excited to see those guys again. And there's a bunch 212 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,640 Speaker 3: of people's super Bowarke at Steve's driving in from LA. 213 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:09,000 Speaker 3: We know that, and a bunch of other people of RSVPED, 214 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:12,199 Speaker 3: one of our big fans in Minnesota is supposed to 215 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:14,280 Speaker 3: fly in. So I don't know who's actually gonna be there, Danny. 216 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:17,280 Speaker 3: I've talked about this over the years, that a lot 217 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,240 Speaker 3: of people say they're going to be there and then 218 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,319 Speaker 3: life gets in the way, right, something comes up and 219 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:24,480 Speaker 3: they don't make it. So we'll show up now. Schedule 220 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:28,000 Speaker 3: from three o'clock till five o'clock in Vegas. I set 221 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:30,719 Speaker 3: it for two hours. In case it sucks, I'll get 222 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:32,760 Speaker 3: out of there. But if it's if it's good, you know, 223 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,120 Speaker 3: i'll stay longer than I'm not gonna stay for two hours, 224 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:36,520 Speaker 3: but that's the bare minimum. 225 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like you're going to be there for 226 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:41,680 Speaker 1: three hours. At least three or four hours. I'll be 227 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:45,000 Speaker 1: there most likely, and you wonly eat, even though you'll 228 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,280 Speaker 1: be craving chicken fingers the entire time. 229 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:50,640 Speaker 3: Well, I have been doing some extreme fasting recently, but 230 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:54,520 Speaker 3: I will I will, I will not likely eat your 231 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:57,640 Speaker 3: right because normally I feel guilty though, you know, Danny, 232 00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:59,120 Speaker 3: because I want to say hello to everybody. 233 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:02,920 Speaker 1: I feel like exactly yeah, I know. Yeah, You've talked 234 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:06,240 Speaker 1: about this before when we had our Southern California Meet 235 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:09,600 Speaker 1: and greet. What it is is, you are busy talking 236 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:12,280 Speaker 1: with everybody, so you feel like it would be rude 237 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,920 Speaker 1: if you're eating a chicken finger that has ranch on 238 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,920 Speaker 1: it right in front of a listener. Well, that would 239 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:17,440 Speaker 1: never happen. 240 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:21,160 Speaker 3: There's no ranch all out. If I see anyone eating ranch, 241 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:23,839 Speaker 3: I'm kicking them out. Okay, I am kicking them out. 242 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:26,360 Speaker 3: I want to thank Slug. Also, Slug is the host 243 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,680 Speaker 3: of this. He did all the leg work. He's our 244 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:31,199 Speaker 3: boots on the ground. Yeah, so I want to thank Slug. 245 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:32,200 Speaker 3: Thank you Slug. 246 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:35,720 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but have some extra ranch on the table 247 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:39,040 Speaker 1: for Benny when he arrives. No ranch, no ranch will 248 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:39,760 Speaker 1: be harmed at all. 249 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,800 Speaker 3: I believe that ranch matters, and I don't want to 250 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:45,160 Speaker 3: I don't want to take ranch away and kill ranch. 251 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:48,640 Speaker 3: But the thing about this, and this has always been 252 00:12:48,679 --> 00:12:53,000 Speaker 3: my theory, the time right, the most valuable commodity that 253 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,000 Speaker 3: we all have is time. And as I've gotten older 254 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,480 Speaker 3: and I've been to way too many funerals over the years, 255 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:00,840 Speaker 3: in the last like ten years of my life here, 256 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:03,520 Speaker 3: so you can't buy more of it. And we know 257 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:06,080 Speaker 3: all don't those story. Once it's gone, that's it. You 258 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:08,600 Speaker 3: can't replenish it. You don't know how much you have. 259 00:13:08,559 --> 00:13:10,240 Speaker 1: And you know you don't want to waste it and 260 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:10,480 Speaker 1: all that. 261 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:11,920 Speaker 3: So if you're willing to give your time up to 262 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,760 Speaker 3: hang out with us, you don't want to watch me 263 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:14,960 Speaker 3: eat a chicken. 264 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,920 Speaker 1: Finger or something like that. Disgusting. 265 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,680 Speaker 3: He wants to watch me eat I'm disgusting when I'm naughty, 266 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:20,840 Speaker 3: you certainly don't. 267 00:13:20,679 --> 00:13:23,600 Speaker 1: Want to watch. So this is like we took our 268 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:27,400 Speaker 1: our daughter who's about to enter eighth grade. We took 269 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,600 Speaker 1: the kids to In and Out a few nights back, 270 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:34,280 Speaker 1: and she had the what do they call the dressing 271 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:38,640 Speaker 1: the Yeah, is like an orange kind of yellow. Yeah, 272 00:13:38,679 --> 00:13:41,600 Speaker 1: I'm glad you described it, because she had it dripping 273 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:45,680 Speaker 1: down her fingers and her wrist. Get a napkin, you 274 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:49,319 Speaker 1: filthy animal? Yeah, And can you imagine? And we've been 275 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,480 Speaker 1: teasing her because she's starting to get to the age 276 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,760 Speaker 1: where she wants to have her first boyfriend. And I said, well, 277 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,600 Speaker 1: you better not let this guy ever take you to 278 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,320 Speaker 1: In and Out because they'll break up with you on 279 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:01,400 Speaker 1: the spot. And what did she say to that. She 280 00:14:01,559 --> 00:14:09,600 Speaker 1: just laughed. Oh yeah, no, we won't fight back on that. Yeah, 281 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,200 Speaker 1: you're right though, it is gross when some people eat, 282 00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:14,839 Speaker 1: like right in front of your face. Yeah, if they're 283 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,720 Speaker 1: a if they're a you know, a messy eater, especially now. 284 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:20,840 Speaker 3: I would argue the most famous incident that happened in 285 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:24,280 Speaker 3: the meet and greet is when Wayne from Southee I 286 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:30,440 Speaker 3: did it for Mala, a famous drop seven years for Mala. 287 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,040 Speaker 1: Also does it count as a meet and greet? When 288 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:37,440 Speaker 1: we did the pitch the Baker's Field get together, that 289 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,880 Speaker 1: was a meet and greet. Of course we had a 290 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:45,000 Speaker 1: famous Air Force listener who Air Force Andrew took his 291 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:49,560 Speaker 1: shirt off out after he got kicked out by security. 292 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,200 Speaker 1: He took his shirt off and tried to get sneak 293 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,680 Speaker 1: back in. His disguise was that he didn't have a 294 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:57,000 Speaker 1: shirt on. Yeah I was. 295 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,960 Speaker 3: I was a bull. Strategy hard to believe. The security 296 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:03,320 Speaker 3: guard figured him out. My favorite part of the Baker's 297 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,320 Speaker 3: Field meet and greet and was hosted by Rod the 298 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,520 Speaker 3: Ambassador of bakers Field. 299 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, nice steak dinner which was great. 300 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,840 Speaker 3: We had a great dinner which was which was wonderful. 301 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,040 Speaker 3: Remember I had an issue with the tip. 302 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:18,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, I wasn't. You thought you were sliding the waiter 303 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,200 Speaker 1: a one hundred dollars bill and it was accidentally a 304 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,840 Speaker 1: ten dollar bill. Yeah, like I didn't. 305 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:27,920 Speaker 3: I tried to be smooth, and I totally screwed it up. 306 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,640 Speaker 3: I totally effed up. So it was a problem there. 307 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:33,680 Speaker 1: So you're like a Hollywood star sitting there like a 308 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:36,160 Speaker 1: big hog at the table with a pipe, and you 309 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:39,320 Speaker 1: give this guy the secret handshake. He gets back to 310 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:42,840 Speaker 1: the kitchen and he has a ten dollars bill. Yeah. Oops, 311 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,760 Speaker 1: I had to go back and give him some more money. 312 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:45,280 Speaker 1: But yeah. 313 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,600 Speaker 3: The thing that's also about that I remember is it 314 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,960 Speaker 3: was oppressively hot, as it often is in the summer 315 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,600 Speaker 3: in Bakersfield, and that we closed the minor league team down, 316 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,440 Speaker 3: but at seven o'clock it was still like around one 317 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:57,120 Speaker 3: hundred degrees. 318 00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:01,760 Speaker 1: Yeah. In their their VIP section was literally just those 319 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:05,600 Speaker 1: plastic pipes yeah that you can, you know, stick together 320 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:08,800 Speaker 1: for ladder ball and with holes drilled in it. And 321 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:11,000 Speaker 1: the water was dripping down the one above your head 322 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:14,640 Speaker 1: in the VIP section was dripping right on your head, 323 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:15,360 Speaker 1: big puddles. 324 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,160 Speaker 3: Well, not only that it dripped some of it got 325 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,440 Speaker 3: in my in my crotch, so it looked like I 326 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,160 Speaker 3: had urinated my pants. 327 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:25,200 Speaker 1: You killed it like hanging out. 328 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,160 Speaker 3: With listeners and if they didn't know what happened, they're like, oh, boy, Meller, 329 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,320 Speaker 3: he had to pee his pants like it's a diaper, 330 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:30,560 Speaker 3: you know. 331 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,360 Speaker 1: I was like, no, no. 332 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:35,440 Speaker 3: I had nothing happened there. It was just the thing 333 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,880 Speaker 3: dripped from the cool zone or whatever they were calling 334 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,160 Speaker 3: it at the time. 335 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:40,000 Speaker 1: So bad off. 336 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,280 Speaker 3: But Wayne, Wayne in South he's tried to get me hammered. 337 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:45,280 Speaker 3: At the one in Boston. We actually me and Blind 338 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:49,160 Speaker 3: Scott and a couple of other fellas, the couple from Maine. 339 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,720 Speaker 3: We took off and the guy from one of the 340 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:55,280 Speaker 3: guys from Toronto came down and we just started walking 341 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:58,720 Speaker 3: around Boston. Then we ended up walking to see Vinnie. 342 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,840 Speaker 3: Another list who was working that night worked at the 343 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:05,200 Speaker 3: Marriott Hotel where a lot of the visiting teams would stay. 344 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,800 Speaker 3: So we went down and saw our guy Vinnie, and 345 00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:08,640 Speaker 3: it was fun. 346 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:09,560 Speaker 1: It was a good night. 347 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:12,040 Speaker 3: So we'll see what happened. Seattle was awesome. Had a 348 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,959 Speaker 3: great time in Seattle. We had that one with JJ 349 00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:18,840 Speaker 3: and Rant and Robbie the Mariner fan, some big names 350 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:25,040 Speaker 3: were at that event. Nostradinas among the Northwestern contingent that 351 00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:26,840 Speaker 3: made an appearance at the mal of Meat greet there. 352 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,000 Speaker 3: So it's always always cool to do these things. So 353 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,960 Speaker 3: we look forward to tomorrow. I hope you can be 354 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,920 Speaker 3: there and we'll obviously have a lot of people in 355 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,160 Speaker 3: Vegas that are fans of the show, so we'll see 356 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:35,520 Speaker 3: what happens. 357 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,480 Speaker 1: I did want to mention briefly the. 358 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:43,840 Speaker 3: Recap on the Malor Palooza twenty twenty four, as it 359 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:47,600 Speaker 3: is a final it is in the books, and congratulations 360 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,879 Speaker 3: to everyone that participated in that. 361 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:51,720 Speaker 1: Some big name acts. 362 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:55,480 Speaker 3: We didn't have as many music acts as we've had 363 00:17:56,200 --> 00:18:00,120 Speaker 3: in the past, so some of the fellas from the 364 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:03,800 Speaker 3: past we're not in. Our buddy from Richmond did not 365 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:06,840 Speaker 3: submit a song this year. We lost our guy from 366 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:10,679 Speaker 3: from Flint, Michigan. He didn't send a song in obviously, 367 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:14,080 Speaker 3: our buddy in the Ukraine busy helping out the Ukrainian 368 00:18:14,119 --> 00:18:17,280 Speaker 3: military and Jayscoop, so he wasn't part of it. 369 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,040 Speaker 1: But we had our. 370 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:22,879 Speaker 3: Favorite judge back, Inka Terror from New York as always 371 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,680 Speaker 3: wonderful classically trained musician. 372 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,920 Speaker 1: Look him up. He's known as Inca Warrior. You're gonna 373 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:29,159 Speaker 1: look him up. I'm not making that up. 374 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:32,520 Speaker 3: That's he's performed all over the world and he's a 375 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:34,040 Speaker 3: fan of the show. And he was with us as 376 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:37,720 Speaker 3: a judge. And we had some terrible comedy we had. 377 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:42,639 Speaker 3: We had Leprechaun sucked. I mean, there were some bad acts, 378 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:45,960 Speaker 3: but I mean people were trying. And the top four, 379 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:49,879 Speaker 3: the final four, if you will, we had Pam and 380 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:54,280 Speaker 3: Seattle who won last year, a classically trained musician who 381 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:58,120 Speaker 3: may or may not be friends with InKo Terror Christy 382 00:18:58,359 --> 00:19:01,720 Speaker 3: in Kansas, who I like a She did like a 383 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,760 Speaker 3: Yankee doodle Dandy last year. This year she did an 384 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:08,520 Speaker 3: original song about watermelon, which I thought was great. I 385 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:12,040 Speaker 3: really like her her ability, and I hope she can 386 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,720 Speaker 3: be in this every year. I think she should win 387 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,280 Speaker 3: one of these years. I think she's great. And then 388 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:23,600 Speaker 3: Ohioal who is amazing and just wonderful and just knocked 389 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:24,000 Speaker 3: it out of. 390 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,080 Speaker 1: The park, but he didn't win. The winner. 391 00:19:28,119 --> 00:19:32,200 Speaker 3: Coming out of left field, Rob in the three two 392 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:36,000 Speaker 3: one from the Sunshine State Wow and Rob did a 393 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:40,439 Speaker 3: song in a SpongeBob voice. It was a SpongeBob song 394 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:44,439 Speaker 3: about our show, and he won the Popular vote in 395 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:48,119 Speaker 3: the studio. He won the vote of the people. So 396 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:50,520 Speaker 3: congratulations to Rob in the three two one, you are 397 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,720 Speaker 3: the winner of the Mallet paloozat twenty twenty four and 398 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:55,800 Speaker 3: you deserved it. And we only had a couple people, Danny, 399 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,800 Speaker 3: that didn't show up. Normally there's a bunch of people 400 00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:00,320 Speaker 3: that don't show up. We only had a couple, so 401 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:03,320 Speaker 3: overall it was a success and I love it. I 402 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:07,080 Speaker 3: love hearing entertainment and people are so talented and sometimes 403 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,080 Speaker 3: people just don't get a chance in life to show 404 00:20:09,119 --> 00:20:13,080 Speaker 3: what the ability they have, and so this is a stage. 405 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,120 Speaker 3: Get your adrenaline going there and perform, and. 406 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,960 Speaker 1: So thank you. I do appreciate that. 407 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:27,320 Speaker 3: Pretty pretty, pretty cool. Ernie Banks would be proud. As 408 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:30,119 Speaker 3: I always say, Danny, it's a beautiful day for a 409 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:34,800 Speaker 3: radio show. Let's do two today and so Monday, Tuesday 410 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:39,240 Speaker 3: and Wednesday. It's exactly what I did as I was invited. 411 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:42,600 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I saw this on social media. 412 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:45,679 Speaker 3: I was invited to sit in on the Rogan and 413 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:50,760 Speaker 3: Rodney show and Rogan was not there. Fred the Dean 414 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,600 Speaker 3: of LA Sports was gone on vacation. 415 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:56,639 Speaker 1: Instead of two pros and a cup of Joe it 416 00:20:56,760 --> 00:21:01,040 Speaker 1: was no pros and two hose pretty much pretty much. Yeah, 417 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,800 Speaker 1: that's good name. I like that. Yeah. 418 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:06,480 Speaker 3: So Rodney Pete, former Lions quarterback and played at SC 419 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,879 Speaker 3: he was gone. We think he was on Magic Johnson's 420 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:12,000 Speaker 3: boat in the south of France, but we don't know. 421 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,840 Speaker 3: But I said it with Jonas three days. I did 422 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:19,880 Speaker 3: Monday and Tuesday seven hours of live radio, and then 423 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:24,560 Speaker 3: on Wednesday we did six hours of live radio. Was 424 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:30,199 Speaker 3: not in Siberia. Actually didn't think it was all that difficult. 425 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:33,000 Speaker 3: And I feel like I was prepared for this, Danny, 426 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:39,639 Speaker 3: because back in twenty seventeen and twenty eighteen, I was 427 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,720 Speaker 3: at the Salt Mine in the sweatshop. I want to 428 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:46,320 Speaker 3: thank my friends over at WEI in Boston because in 429 00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:51,439 Speaker 3: twenty seventeen to twenty eighteen, pretty much for two solid years, 430 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:56,480 Speaker 3: I did two or three nights a week at Wei. 431 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,560 Speaker 3: So the way that would work, obviously, I was in 432 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,160 Speaker 3: Boston and I was doing it remotely. 433 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:03,240 Speaker 1: I loved your hockey takes back then. 434 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,400 Speaker 3: Let me tell you it was so funny. I had 435 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,720 Speaker 3: to do this thing called Red Sox Review, which is 436 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:12,240 Speaker 3: the Red Sox postgame talk show like Dodger Talk out here. 437 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,439 Speaker 3: So they said, hey, it's part of the night programming. 438 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,199 Speaker 3: When the Red Sox game ends, you got to get 439 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:18,320 Speaker 3: on there and talk about the Sox game. 440 00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:18,760 Speaker 1: So it's fine. 441 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,680 Speaker 3: I watched the game on the satellite and then I'd 442 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,040 Speaker 3: talk about the game, but i'd have people, you know, 443 00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:28,560 Speaker 3: let's go to John Leaving Finway talking about it was hilarious. 444 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:31,399 Speaker 3: It was wild, wild and crazy. But I did that 445 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,080 Speaker 3: two or three nights a week. So that was three 446 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:36,840 Speaker 3: hours of local radio in Boston and then the four 447 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:39,320 Speaker 3: hours on the overnight. And so I did that, like 448 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,280 Speaker 3: I said, two or three nights a week. But in 449 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:46,199 Speaker 3: those days, I couldn't do the Fox Show from the 450 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:49,560 Speaker 3: remote studio, so I had to drive in. So I 451 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:56,160 Speaker 3: would do the EI Show. I would then have one 452 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,639 Speaker 3: hour to get from my. 453 00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:00,320 Speaker 1: Place. 454 00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:03,040 Speaker 3: I was living in Glendora at the time, so I 455 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,520 Speaker 3: had one hour to get from there to Sherman Oaks, 456 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,399 Speaker 3: and if there was any kind of an accident or anything, 457 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,280 Speaker 3: I was completely porked. 458 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:12,320 Speaker 1: That was it. 459 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:15,399 Speaker 3: So but I was able to put it off. And 460 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:18,280 Speaker 3: so I'm I'm like, this is much much better now, 461 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,240 Speaker 3: but I want the record to show that I did 462 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:23,119 Speaker 3: still go in for the overnight show, and there was 463 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,200 Speaker 3: enough time between shows where I had a chance to 464 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:28,159 Speaker 3: kind of decompress for an hour and then crank the 465 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:32,400 Speaker 3: engine up again and get back on the horse with Jonas. 466 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:35,240 Speaker 1: Did you guys just rip on every LA team except 467 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:38,600 Speaker 1: the Clippers? Yeah? We I ripped the Dodgers. I mean Jonas. 468 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,920 Speaker 3: Jonas is an assassin, yeah, for the teams. 469 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:45,360 Speaker 1: And he's like you he if people are swimming this direction, 470 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,199 Speaker 1: he goes in the opposite direction. 471 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:51,119 Speaker 3: Well, I love the Dodgers, but I also hate bullshit. So, like, 472 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:52,720 Speaker 3: the trade deadline was. 473 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,439 Speaker 1: Going on, and uh, that. 474 00:23:55,280 --> 00:24:00,560 Speaker 3: Swarmy Vassa who you know, he's the Dodger insider travels 475 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:00,960 Speaker 3: with the team. 476 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:04,000 Speaker 1: Oh I saw him on MLB Network the other day. 477 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:07,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, so he comes on there it's like an hour, 478 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:10,160 Speaker 3: half an hour to go before the deadline, and he's like. 479 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,879 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think the Dodgers they got what they needed. 480 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:16,040 Speaker 3: You know, they got Tommy Edmond and they got Kopek 481 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,600 Speaker 3: from the from the White Sox. 482 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:21,160 Speaker 1: I think they're good, you know, company man. And I'm like, no, 483 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,400 Speaker 1: this is the freaking Dodgers. 484 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:27,320 Speaker 3: This isn't the nineteen eighties or nineties Dodgers. This is 485 00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:31,880 Speaker 3: the modern Dodgers. This is not acceptable. This is embarrassing. 486 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:32,159 Speaker 1: I know. 487 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,320 Speaker 3: I mean, come on, go ahead, get me a starting pitcher, 488 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:38,120 Speaker 3: get Jack Flaherty. And then it was so cool because 489 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,280 Speaker 3: literally three minutes until we were passing the baton over 490 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,080 Speaker 3: to Petrol some money, we had Victor brick on for 491 00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:46,080 Speaker 3: a haikup and. 492 00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:49,920 Speaker 1: No, God, that's award winning radio. I love Vic. 493 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:53,680 Speaker 3: But oh god, I get the flash, he said, Yoko 494 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:59,560 Speaker 3: Zuna of Radio. I get the flash. Dodgers have traded 495 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:00,640 Speaker 3: for Jack Flaherty. 496 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:04,199 Speaker 1: Yeah, Tiger, you put that out into the universe. I 497 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,240 Speaker 1: was like, yeah, there we go, there we go. 498 00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:09,040 Speaker 3: Now I give the do I originally gave the Dodgers 499 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,960 Speaker 3: an A minus and then I lowered it to a 500 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,760 Speaker 3: B plus because Jack Filert will get hurt. 501 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,080 Speaker 1: But I don't care. I like that they got him. 502 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,520 Speaker 1: He's a so cow guy. 503 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:21,120 Speaker 3: I felt like a dinosaur, and you probably did too 504 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,840 Speaker 3: if you saw the photo that Jack Flherty's mom. 505 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:27,080 Speaker 1: Sent out him. 506 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:30,480 Speaker 3: As a toddler wearing a Dodger like onesie in nineteen 507 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:34,520 Speaker 3: ninety seven, when I was working on the Dodger flagshift 508 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,800 Speaker 3: station doing Dodger pregame programming. 509 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:38,960 Speaker 1: In nineteen ninety seven. 510 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,159 Speaker 3: Holy crap, where's the time gone? But anyway, I was 511 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,880 Speaker 3: happy about that, so it was fun a couple of days. 512 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,160 Speaker 1: The phrase of. 513 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:53,840 Speaker 3: The the phrase of the week. Now this is by request. 514 00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:57,680 Speaker 3: The request came in from wild Man of Morgan, West Virginia. 515 00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:00,520 Speaker 3: He says, it's the time of the year. Me, being 516 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:04,119 Speaker 3: a guy that works outdoors, I get soaked with sweat everywhere. 517 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,560 Speaker 3: I know what swamp ass is. But how did it 518 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,919 Speaker 3: come to be? And how can a guy prevent or 519 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:14,720 Speaker 3: counter against it? All right, so he wants us to 520 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:19,760 Speaker 3: look into swamp ass. All right, Now, this is an 521 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:24,080 Speaker 3: interesting request a wild man. And I imagine the humidity. 522 00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:26,320 Speaker 3: I've not been to West Virginia, but I've been to Pittsburgh, 523 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:29,640 Speaker 3: which is close to West Virginia, and I know how 524 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,359 Speaker 3: bad the weather can be there, so it's got to 525 00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:35,440 Speaker 3: be even worse in West Virginia. So the term swamp 526 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:38,840 Speaker 3: ass is not all that old. It only goes back 527 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,160 Speaker 3: to the nineties, which I guess is a generation ago. 528 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:45,320 Speaker 3: Mid nineties, and it is said to have begun when 529 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:50,600 Speaker 3: an anonymous person on something called usenet called someone's mother 530 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:56,520 Speaker 3: swamp ass. They were in an argument about hockey, so 531 00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:01,720 Speaker 3: likely some Canadian lads. The term first popped up in 532 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:05,280 Speaker 3: the Urban Dictionary in twenty oh two. It really took 533 00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:12,560 Speaker 3: off about fifteen years ago when an actor named Nathan 534 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:18,120 Speaker 3: Fillin made a PSA about the dangers of developing swamp 535 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:22,600 Speaker 3: ass while gaming. And for those that don't know, it's 536 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:26,600 Speaker 3: obvious if you get in summertime, excessive moisture gets real 537 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:32,160 Speaker 3: moist in your ass crack, sweaty genitals and toukis and 538 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:36,160 Speaker 3: all that. Normally you have that sweat dripping down your 539 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,919 Speaker 3: butt crack, you have, your underwear gets wet, possibly some 540 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:43,000 Speaker 3: schafing that goes on itching and the worst part for 541 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:46,360 Speaker 3: many is the smell from swamp ass. And as far 542 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:51,520 Speaker 3: as what you can do, there's a bunch of products 543 00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,800 Speaker 3: that you can get. There's powders that you can put 544 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:59,280 Speaker 3: on the swamp ass, and I don't know if any 545 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:02,120 Speaker 3: of them work. I have not used any of them, 546 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:08,960 Speaker 3: but there are all kinds of like anti monkey butt 547 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,440 Speaker 3: powder you can get. 548 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:18,159 Speaker 1: There's gold bond that type of stuff. So there you go. 549 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,560 Speaker 3: Any of those things knock yourself out. We don't really 550 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,280 Speaker 3: have to worry about that. Danny and Radio, we don't 551 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:24,640 Speaker 3: get it. Swamp ass sitting at. 552 00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,879 Speaker 1: A radio studio. That was your ass crack tip of 553 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:27,320 Speaker 1: the day. 554 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,280 Speaker 3: There you go for all your ass needs. Turn to 555 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,760 Speaker 3: the fifth hour. We're here to help you out. That's 556 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:33,320 Speaker 3: a drop. 557 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:39,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, let me add that to the metalcock. H Well, 558 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,080 Speaker 1: what the heck? Why not? 559 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:44,240 Speaker 3: Well we'll get out on that, Danny. It is Friday, 560 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,120 Speaker 3: the second day of August. 561 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:49,120 Speaker 1: Anything you want to promote here, I'm gonna have a 562 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,840 Speaker 1: fun Friday afternoon show today with Covino and Rich doing 563 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:56,960 Speaker 1: the game, not Chipotle Worker or WNBA player because the 564 00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:01,520 Speaker 1: Olympics are going on. I've been doing chip Worker or Olympian. 565 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,960 Speaker 1: So you'll find out if we have a winner, a 566 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,520 Speaker 1: contestant on the line, who wins one of our water 567 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,680 Speaker 1: bottles or not. That's five to seven pm on the 568 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:15,720 Speaker 1: East side, and that's two to four pm in beautiful Chico, California, 569 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,200 Speaker 1: where it's one hundred and seventy degrees right now. Yeah, 570 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,640 Speaker 1: and they have a big fire up there. 571 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:24,920 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's fire season now it's back. Didn't have 572 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:28,280 Speaker 3: a bad fire season last year or so. Oh, Southern 573 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,840 Speaker 3: California kind of was fortunate this summer so far. 574 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, and we'll see what happens. I have a wonderful, 575 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,520 Speaker 1: wonderful rest of your day to day here on this Friday. 576 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:39,120 Speaker 1: Don't forget. 577 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:42,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, Saturday in Vegas we and lost wages in the 578 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:43,480 Speaker 3: botto tomorrow. 579 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:49,000 Speaker 1: A bunch of hookers and cocaine. Stay tuned. Asta pasta, 580 00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:50,800 Speaker 1: got a murder. I gotta go.