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Speaker 1: Oh you're listening to mess Hey, y'all, we're back.

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Speaker 2: We're back. We're back, We're back, We're back.

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited because you know what, we're doing something different,

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Speaker 1: are we?

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Speaker 3: Yes, we are.

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Speaker 1: We're just gonna bring the guests right on and done

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Speaker 1: that before.

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Speaker 2: Is that different? No? Am I here literally always here?

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Speaker 3: Oh my here.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know, but thank you.

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Speaker 1: I read some of the comments and they're like, we

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Speaker 1: feel it, and the guest feels it.

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Speaker 2: Bring me the guests in immediately, and I said, you

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Speaker 2: know what, try okay, we're gonna do that. We're bringing

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Speaker 2: them in.

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Speaker 1: Jared Goldstein's is here, Hello, Hi, Jared Gylstein Jared Jared,

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Speaker 1: Jared Jared.

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Speaker 3: I love the way British people say my name Jared

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Speaker 3: Jared Jared, because it reminds me of the way Long

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Speaker 3: Island people where I grew up say my name, which

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Speaker 3: is Jared Jared. Everyone else says like Jared Jared, Jared,

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Speaker 3: Long Island, Jared, London Jared. It's very similar Jared. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But I like the London I feel like London people

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Speaker 1: do it. Like they say names like a question, yes.

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Speaker 3: Murray, yeah, and they also call you darling, and a

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Speaker 3: grown man who is straight will call another man darling

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Speaker 3: and then lovely.

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Speaker 1: That's why it's so easy to play that game. Gay

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Speaker 1: or European.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah gay, gay or.

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Speaker 1: Metrosexual Metro Metro, Yeah, metro.

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Speaker 3: I got metro a little bit.

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Speaker 1: You I did kid yeah, like you don't have a

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Speaker 1: swoop bang.

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Speaker 2: I would never say metro.

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Speaker 3: I did blot the front for you.

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Speaker 1: Toube immediately say gay because it's like, you know, yeah.

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Speaker 3: But gay was a slur. You know, this was in

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Speaker 3: the in the nineteen eighties, nineteen eighty No, no, this

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Speaker 3: was the two thousand, nineteen eight yeah, no, this was

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Speaker 3: the two thousands, and gay was a slur. So metro

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Speaker 3: it was kind of an it was an easy way in.

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Speaker 3: We would have called this a man bag.

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Speaker 1: Bag.

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Speaker 2: I love this bag. Look at the boo bag now.

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Speaker 2: I'm really.

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Speaker 1: But you really brought the little boo boo into another level,

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Speaker 1: Like this is so chic, it's so cute.

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Speaker 2: I'm like it is it is cute?

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Speaker 3: Really, thank you. I'm having a lot of fun with it.

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Speaker 3: I am toxic and I am a villain, and if

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Speaker 3: this is I want people to like me. But if

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Speaker 3: this is where we I lose people. That's okay, but

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Speaker 3: now let's talk how much would you pay for that

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Speaker 3: for the La booboo. The lab booo was probably like

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Speaker 3: fifty bucks. It was a gift from my mommy.

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Speaker 2: Your mother's mother, encouraging this baby.

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Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing. My mom was really powerful in

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Speaker 3: the Beanie Baby era.

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Speaker 2: And this is the next the next what I mean

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Speaker 2: she worked.

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Speaker 3: She was just like boots on the ground Brooklyn, getting

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Speaker 3: Beanie babies that you could not fined.

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Speaker 2: The Princess Diana won.

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Speaker 3: The Princess Diana won. At one point, she had it,

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Speaker 3: I had. She got me a charizard, a holographic charizard

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Speaker 3: card because she called Pokemon.

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Speaker 2: You had, so you have Beanie Baby and Pokemon.

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Speaker 3: We had it all forbies. Tell Magotchi you spoiled you

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Speaker 3: got the money?

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Speaker 1: Yes, well, well you do the Gucci bet I would.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to say, because the labels. But you know,

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Speaker 1: you hear someone speaking, You're like, oh, you had more

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Speaker 1: than one room in your house?

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Speaker 2: Yeah for sure?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we need were have in a studio apartment.

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Speaker 3: No wait, but can I just say shout Outland Island? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: but shout out to my mom. She for a living

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Speaker 3: tod nails. My dad was an accountant and she made

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Speaker 3: more money than my dad doing nails.

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Speaker 2: Oh, because dad, they.

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Speaker 3: Were always accountants don't make that much money. And my

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Speaker 3: mom just worked seven days a week NonStop. That's wild.

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Speaker 2: And the girls are always getting their nailstone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't matter if there's a pandemic, epidemic, whatever

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Speaker 1: the world is in it.

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Speaker 2: We were like, can I get Tipsip.

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Speaker 3: And her her babies needed Toamagotchi's and furbies and beanie babies.

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Speaker 3: Two name Xbox game Cube? What's your mother's name? Sharon?

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Speaker 2: Sharon? Sharon, Sharon's a good mom there.

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Speaker 3: She's a great mom.

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Speaker 2: So she so she definitely loaded up on Christmas. She

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Speaker 2: made Sharon, I want the Boo Boo too, I want

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Speaker 2: one like that.

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Speaker 3: She well, she got a box of six. I had too,

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Speaker 3: but I had to surrender one to my niece because

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Speaker 3: three was not enough for my niece. So she has four.

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Speaker 2: What steal one from the baby tonight?

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Speaker 3: I will try your niece. She deserves all of them.

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Speaker 3: She is, she's very cute. She's very cute.

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Speaker 2: It is steal one from me.

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Speaker 3: I know, I know, I do want I kind of

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Speaker 3: because now I'm watching people open their La Boo boos

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Speaker 3: online and I'm like, I would like to open another one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you did it unboxing.

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Speaker 3: I did do an unboxing.

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Speaker 2: Well, now I.

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Speaker 3: Truly don't get the hype.

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Speaker 2: I'm confused. What is this pricing? So you don't know

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Speaker 3: I think the actual price is like thirty bucks per

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Speaker 3: La booboo. A La Boo boo is like retail thirty bucks,

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Speaker 3: unless it's like a fancy kind because they make like

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Speaker 3: limited edition, like there was like one like with Coca Cola,

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Speaker 3: and that one was probably more expensive, but like just

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Speaker 3: a straight up labuoboo is thirty bucks. They come in

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Speaker 3: boxes of six, but mostly they're being resold, so the

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Speaker 3: reseller wants a profit, so they're charging more like fifty

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Speaker 3: sixty seven.

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Speaker 1: When you say they come in boxes of six, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so one is fifty or the boxes.

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Speaker 3: The boxes three hundred based on fifty dollars. Wait spent

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Speaker 3: three hundred dollars on a box of This is mess?

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Speaker 3: You know this is mess?

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Speaker 2: Sure is mess?

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Speaker 1: This is this is top level mess. Yes, because you

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Speaker 1: are what an adult?

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Speaker 2: This thing on your back?

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Speaker 1: But the baby has three four labuoboos.

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Speaker 2: So that's two hundred dollars.

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Speaker 3: We do spoil my knees, Yes, she spoiled.

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Speaker 1: So you can't get single labuboos. You can to get

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Speaker 1: them in a family pack.

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Speaker 3: You can, but it's easier to get them in a

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Speaker 3: pack because the resellers want the pro so they're like,

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Speaker 3: take the whole box, don't just buy one.

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Speaker 2: And where do you get them?

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Speaker 3: You get them from your mom's friend's son on Staten Island.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so I got across a river.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, across a bridge, get on a ferry to

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Speaker 3: get I.

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Speaker 1: Don't like it that much. It will never be that

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Speaker 1: appealing that I'll do that much when.

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Speaker 3: We can again say for me, it was handed to

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Speaker 3: me for free by my mother.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you're doing well, Jared, we hear it. You have

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Speaker 2: a mom.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're watching this, a tool will take one.

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Speaker 2: But I wanted to be decked out like Jared. Cherry

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Speaker 2: knows us.

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Speaker 3: She's been to the show. Yes, she knows. We'll all

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Speaker 3: work on it. It would be fun to get another

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Speaker 3: box and kind of hand them out to my friends.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, we deserve you do, you certainly do it.

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Speaker 1: I'll put mines in like fuboo.

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Speaker 3: But I get you a boo boo. If I get

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Speaker 3: you a la boo, you gotta act like you like

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Speaker 3: it and appreciate that. Wow to her water bottle.

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Speaker 1: Get a smaller version of a water bottle and put

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Speaker 1: it on my little boo boo.

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Speaker 3: Yes, dar, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, so now we got I guess we got to

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Speaker 1: get into our messes.

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Speaker 3: You let us know how you feel about the mess.

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Speaker 1: Okay, My mess is I don't ask enough questions when

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Speaker 1: my friends invite me to things because I'm a friend,

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Speaker 1: and I say, hey, if it's you involved, I gotta go.

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Speaker 3: I'm here for you, baby.

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Speaker 1: I don't ask about time prices, who's going to be there, nothing.

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Speaker 2: None of that, because who's going to be there. We're

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Speaker 2: going to be there, Yes, you and.

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Speaker 3: I till the day we die.

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Speaker 1: And so a friend asked me to go to New

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Speaker 1: Jersey to do shows. Already, Wait, we're doing a lot

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Speaker 1: New Jersey. I don't want to get on the path.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do any of it. Why do

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Speaker 1: I have to cross a bridge to hang out with you? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's not even any boo boo's in New Jersey.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but she.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't live in New York. So I say, you know

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Speaker 1: what I got your girl? Little did I know? I

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Speaker 1: thought she was gonna come to the city, pick me up,

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Speaker 1: take me to New Jersey.

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Speaker 2: That's what a friend would do. Oh baby, girl was

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Speaker 2: on a flight.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, I'm gonna get into Jersey through Newark

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna meet you there.

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Speaker 2: So how am I gonna get to this place? Oh? Well,

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Speaker 2: you gotta you gotta google that.

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Speaker 1: You got to google how to get Then she tells

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Speaker 1: me where the place is, and I said, you're doing there?

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Speaker 3: That is what that's.

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Speaker 2: Where you're performing. That's where we're performing. I say, fine, you.

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Speaker 1: Know you're right work because and she kept asking are

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Speaker 1: you still good? And I said, why do you keep

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Speaker 1: at And that's that's that's a red flag and also

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Speaker 1: mess for you.

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Speaker 2: If your friend keeps checking in and see if you're

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Speaker 2: gonna go.

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Speaker 1: Know the place is about to be bad, not good,

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Speaker 1: not fun, but friendship. How to do I get there?

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Speaker 1: I got to go to port authority. I don't go

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Speaker 1: to Portory. That's not I just like, where why am

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Speaker 3: It's not? This is not make up for ports in

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Speaker 3: your star chart?

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Speaker 1: I don't have She's a Port Authority rising. Does these

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Speaker 1: copicals look like they should be on the bus. They shouldn't,

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Speaker 1: but they did. I got on a bus for this friend.

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Speaker 1: The problem is is that Port Authority is so dated.

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Speaker 1: They have not updated this place.

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Speaker 2: They were taking a train, Mari, I took the bus.

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Speaker 2: I just want to let you know. Jerry with the

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Speaker 2: G at the at the ticket booth not nice. Not nice.

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Speaker 2: I mean if I'm not a nice person either, Jerry,

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Speaker 2: Jerry with a G.

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Speaker 3: Your parents didn't believe you. They're like Jerry with a G.

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Speaker 2: Oh parents.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if her parents are still with her

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Speaker 1: because she was very much so an elder.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah and so but spice girls.

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Speaker 3: Jerry was also an at the end and one R.

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Speaker 3: So there's there's a little county.

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Speaker 3: Also Luigi county County.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then ended in it. All right, So I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and so I'm fitting right in. People with different languages,

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Speaker 1: She just was like, because I was like, I want

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Speaker 3: I have never been over there.

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Speaker 2: Her name has also been.

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Speaker 1: Jerry with an idea. So if you're a friend that

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Speaker 3: A lot of questions Sidney.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand how you don't ask questions when Sydney

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Speaker 2: Who is that?

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Speaker 3: Sure?

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Speaker 3: I also think like you shouldn't have to ask these questions.

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Speaker 3: Tell me everything?

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Speaker 1: You're a type person, I'm b yeah, I'm like, you

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Speaker 1: Why why is this an interrogation or what it is?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because the thing is that it's like the people

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Speaker 1: She's a friend, and I usually say yes if the

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Speaker 3: Where at what? I think it's near the Hampton's.

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Speaker 2: That's how Sidney. That's how you give me information. That's

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Speaker 2: how I give you information, yes, yes, and what have

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: I said no when I don't know you were saying,

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Speaker 1: City was like, it's near the Hamptons. It's nowhere near them?

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I go to Albany tomorrow because of Sydney.

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Speaker 3: Are you going to authority? I will be.

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Speaker 1: Yes, but I'm going to Amtrak, which is like a

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Speaker 2: Free it goes bus trained plane.

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Speaker 3: Plane? I borrowd my my my dad's car. Yesterday. You

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: You have a dad, a mom.

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Speaker 3: And a Labuo Boucci. Yeah, I have a Gucci. And

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Speaker 3: I bought up my dad's car and I drove it

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Speaker 2: We're going to need it for theregs List car.

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Speaker 3: Actually, my dad and I both have Craiglist cars, so

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Speaker 3: that's send us something like fatherlike son. It's it looks

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Speaker 3: and I got to do it. I got to wear

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Speaker 1: You wore flip flops and safe. I'm sorry. I just

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Speaker 3: Because in my I'm like.

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Speaker 1: Destinations that I have seen, I feel like I have

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Speaker 3: Isn't that what happens with a heel, well, girls take

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Speaker 2: A birken stock is sturdier than a flip flop.

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Speaker 3: But I love it's so thin. It's not gonna A

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Speaker 2: Is so thin it's gonna get caught and flip under again.

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Speaker 3: I want people to like me, but if I lose

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Speaker 3: people for my choices, it's okay. I wore flip flops

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Speaker 2: You're just you're so I don't like it because.

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Speaker 2: I just I feel like we're You're not going to

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Speaker 3: You're on stage.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm not taking you seriously. If I could

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Speaker 3: I'm literally being trendy. And also I was not doing

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Speaker 2: Oh you didn't have a boat shoe?

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Speaker 3: No, not with me.

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Speaker 2: You you didn't have jelly.

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Speaker 3: I did not have a jelly.

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Speaker 2: Yeah a kid a white sneaker with no socks. No, okay, Well, yeah,

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Speaker 2: some of us made choices yesterday.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I made choices every single day.

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Speaker 1: And if you're on board, were your choices, you know,

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Speaker 2: I want a boat.

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Speaker 2: In the comments, what was my mess for the week?

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Speaker 1: So you know, my landlord is mad at us, at

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Speaker 1: She has somebody doing work outside the building, and I

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Speaker 2: Why, I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: Now that's a choice. It feels like danger.

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Speaker 3: Danger.

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Speaker 2: It ranches.

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Speaker 1: The fire escape now matches the color of the brick

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Speaker 3: Right. Oh, so it's a different red.

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Speaker 2: It's it's not this, it's like brick red.

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Speaker 1: So my bedroom, my fire escape is right off my bedroom.

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Speaker 1: I don't have no curtains. So I thought the man

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Speaker 1: was done working I'm waking up. I'm waking up. This

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Speaker 2: I'm butt naked in the bed.

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Speaker 3: Whoa, Just.

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Speaker 2: So now I'm getting I have my laptop to cover me.

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Speaker 1: Oh I never know when he's coming or when he's

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Speaker 1: fire escaping.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's miss mess Well.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, you told us I did. Yeah

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Speaker 1: with Zach whoops, But I didn't know that. I didn't

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Speaker 1: know that it was still happen days that. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean you got to put anoe. Zach was here last week.

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Speaker 1: He this guy was on my fire escape this week.

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Speaker 1: But then but this is what happened last week. So

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Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 2: For multiple days.

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Speaker 3: Anyone can just walk.

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Speaker 2: Up there, anybody.

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Speaker 1: And that's what I messaged my my landlord.

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Speaker 2: I said, Hey, I don't feel safe.

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Speaker 3: Are you trying to get me murdered.

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Speaker 1: This is how bas she wants you out the bar?

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Speaker 1: How badly do you want disappointment back? If it gets

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Speaker 1: crazy here I think you have. The price is gonna

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Speaker 1: go down, yeah, or maybe it'll go up because it's

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Speaker 3: Here New show. Why are you dead?

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Speaker 2: Why are you dead? Is that why the fire escape

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Speaker 2: is red? Did she die on the fire escape? It's

450
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:24,080
Speaker 2: just crazy.

451
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,600
Speaker 1: So anyway, my mess is a two part because I

452
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:27,800
Speaker 1: also talked about this last week.

453
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:35,040
Speaker 3: Whoopsops. But not having curtains is mess of its own kind.

454
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:38,320
Speaker 3: But also here's the thing. I didn't have curtains in

455
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,760
Speaker 3: my apartment for years and years, and I just never

456
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,680
Speaker 3: got curtains because I lived in an area I guess

457
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:45,920
Speaker 3: like kind of like you where it's like you don't

458
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,000
Speaker 3: really need curtains if you're like high up you know.

459
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,160
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm on the second floor.

460
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're high up enough you don't need it across

461
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,680
Speaker 3: from a bus stop. But whenever, I.

462
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,560
Speaker 4: So your exhibition is is that where you're saying at

463
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:02,280
Speaker 4: the window, life, what's the weather today?

464
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:07,560
Speaker 3: Someone down there named Alexa. I would feel it. Someone

465
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,680
Speaker 3: would walk up to the door, and I'd be like,

466
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,240
Speaker 3: how dare they they can just look in? What the hell?

467
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,600
Speaker 3: I have no privacy. But the whole time I could

468
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,119
Speaker 3: have bought curtains, but I just never did. And I

469
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,240
Speaker 3: understand that.

470
00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:19,800
Speaker 2: Feeling of well, the curtains and the rest of my

471
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:20,960
Speaker 2: apartment are sheer.

472
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,359
Speaker 3: So it's like, yeah, and they're expensive, and then you

473
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,359
Speaker 3: order them and you don't even know if you like them.

474
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:27,720
Speaker 3: You on a.

475
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,639
Speaker 2: Gucci curtains are expensive.

476
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:32,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want to look. We all have our lines.

477
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,240
Speaker 3: We all have our lines.

478
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,760
Speaker 1: Are expensive if you up because a lot of the

479
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,639
Speaker 1: windows here in New York are not built like.

480
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:44,480
Speaker 3: Normal windows really true, but even not custom is still expensive.

481
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like you want to go just get windows or

482
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,840
Speaker 1: treatments and you're like, okay, none of those actually.

483
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,160
Speaker 3: Treatment. Already I'm already intimidating.

484
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,760
Speaker 2: That's rich people. Yeah, you somebody.

485
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,600
Speaker 1: Somebody who has window treatments is somebody who like decorates

486
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,280
Speaker 1: their house seasonally.

487
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:01,639
Speaker 3: Like you know, like top there's like top, sheet, blanket,

488
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,000
Speaker 3: like all those words like fit. I don't know the difference,

489
00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:07,960
Speaker 3: And I feel like with curtains, it's the same thing.

490
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:11,440
Speaker 3: There's like curtains treatments. Is there There's got to be

491
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:14,560
Speaker 3: another one. There's a box? Is there a box? Blinds?

492
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:16,399
Speaker 3: There's another one.

493
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:19,920
Speaker 1: Though, Venian Venetian blinds?

494
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,560
Speaker 2: What about the panel ones that like hang like this?

495
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:25,800
Speaker 3: There's another word and it's all it's yeah, it's.

496
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,399
Speaker 1: You know what the sheets are? A fitted sheet is

497
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:28,960
Speaker 1: the one.

498
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,760
Speaker 3: And I don't always know the difference between. Sometimes I

499
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:35,720
Speaker 3: don't know the difference between like a duvet and a blanket.

500
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:39,760
Speaker 3: That yes, but I like the duvet and I don't

501
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:43,040
Speaker 3: need a blanket or a sheet. I don't need a talk, I.

502
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:44,040
Speaker 2: Don't need a flat sheet.

503
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:45,240
Speaker 3: I don't need it.

504
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:46,919
Speaker 2: I just do it fitted and then I do the

505
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:47,760
Speaker 2: duvet with the cover.

506
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,240
Speaker 3: I just know in my life someone has asked me

507
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,680
Speaker 3: for a blanket. I've handed them a duvet and they've

508
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:58,600
Speaker 3: been like, and I'm just like, I don't know.

509
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:18,919
Speaker 1: That's all messy. But Jared, what's your mess? What did

510
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,120
Speaker 1: you come here to talk to us about?

511
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:20,399
Speaker 2: Today?

512
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:25,119
Speaker 3: Okay? My mess is driving, specifically me doing it?

513
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:27,400
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you're driving flip flops? You ready to get yeah?

514
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:28,360
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah yeah yeah.

515
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,720
Speaker 2: And Jared, I've been in a car with you.

516
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:31,479
Speaker 3: Did you feel scared?

517
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,000
Speaker 1: I want to say that you don't have a thing

518
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,760
Speaker 1: to put your phone on.

519
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're just holding.

520
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:44,760
Speaker 1: Your phone loose while driving while picking songs and talking.

521
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,480
Speaker 3: Where this was in La? This was in La.

522
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 2: You were in La?

523
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 1: And I said, Jared, this is a lot going on,

524
00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:53,439
Speaker 1: a lot going and I'm holding on the side. Ye.

525
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:57,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you think that those features are not really important.

526
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 3: Get in a car with me, you realize, Oh, I

527
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,639
Speaker 3: actually knew want handle and I'll take a helmet if

528
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,640
Speaker 3: I could too. M Now, yeah, I feel.

529
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 2: Like that's how people in LA drive though.

530
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 3: No, I'm I'm here's the thing it's like. And by

531
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,119
Speaker 3: the way, if you're driving right now while listening to this,

532
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 3: pull over, get off the road. I might be out

533
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:17,879
Speaker 3: there and it's not safe if I'm there, but it's

534
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:21,920
Speaker 3: I just get easily distracted. That's the big thing. Keeping

535
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:25,639
Speaker 3: my eyes on the road is hard because I like

536
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,320
Speaker 3: to look around. There's so many things to look at,

537
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,240
Speaker 3: there's music playing. And then what's really hard is when

538
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 3: I have someone in the car with me who is

539
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 3: now asking me questions and I'm talking and I'm trying

540
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:38,200
Speaker 3: to think of stuff to say back.

541
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,080
Speaker 2: So, how many accidents have you been in.

542
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:43,280
Speaker 3: A lot and it's crazy. This list. Just in the

543
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:47,480
Speaker 3: last two months I've been into yeah, one a month. Yeah,

544
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 3: it's really crazy. My Geico. My insurance payments are now

545
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,320
Speaker 3: up to four hundred dollars a month.

546
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:53,479
Speaker 2: What are they supposed to be?

547
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,920
Speaker 3: They started out as like two hundred a month to something,

548
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 3: so it doubled.

549
00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,439
Speaker 1: So every time you can do an accident, they ad

550
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:00,199
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars.

551
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:03,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, insurance is mess. Why am I paying for the insurance?

552
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 3: Insurance again? An accident? I know, but why are you

553
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,680
Speaker 3: raising my insurance? I was paying for insurance because.

554
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 2: Now we can't trust you because you keep getting an aid.

555
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 1: If you weren't getting into accidents, your insurance would still

556
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 1: be low.

557
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,159
Speaker 2: That's what the get go was told me.

558
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:20,680
Speaker 3: Yeah. I know. There's a thing called good driving discount,

559
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 3: but I no longer. I am eligible for that for

560
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:24,320
Speaker 3: three years.

561
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 2: Three years.

562
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:28,720
Speaker 3: I have a lot to prove.

563
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 2: For three years.

564
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 1: So, Jared, what made you decide, Hey, I should just

565
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,120
Speaker 1: be driving all the time.

566
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 3: I live in LA like you have to drive.

567
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 2: I also lived in LA and you know what I did.

568
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 3: You stayed home, You didn't go anywhere.

569
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 1: That's not true. I was out, but I got in

570
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 1: a lyft.

571
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 3: Okay, well here's the thing. Can I tell you I've

572
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 3: lived in LA for fourteen years. The first ten years

573
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:52,639
Speaker 3: I did not have a car. I did not have

574
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Speaker 3: a car for ten ten years.

575
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, line scooter, what were you doing?

576
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:59,440
Speaker 3: Not, line skater, But I was like a public transportation,

577
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:03,720
Speaker 3: which is really bad in LA. But I was taking it. Yeah, transportation.

578
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,400
Speaker 3: I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah, I was taking it.

579
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 3: But then I was borrowing my friend's cars for a while,

580
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:12,120
Speaker 3: which was really great. But then after that uber started,

581
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:15,679
Speaker 3: there was a time where like uberpool and lyft line,

582
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,640
Speaker 3: like I would get from West Hollywood to the airport

583
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 3: Lax for sixteen.

584
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,200
Speaker 2: Dollars because no one was using it.

585
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 3: No one was using it. It was crazy. I didn't

586
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 3: get a car for a very long time. I got

587
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,800
Speaker 3: a car during the pandemic so I could get vaccinated,

588
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 3: and then I had a car.

589
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:33,359
Speaker 2: Look at you, you know one of those people, you know, Yeah,

590
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 2: I've been in.

591
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 1: A car with you were in LA before, too, Jared.

592
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,000
Speaker 1: I don't remember feeling scared.

593
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:40,199
Speaker 3: Sometimes I'm fine. Sometimes that's the thing too. It's like

594
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 3: I have the same thing we're with, frustration with like

595
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 3: working out where you talk to a doctor and they'd

596
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 3: be like, if you hurt yourself working out, they'll be like, well,

597
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 3: were you working out wrong? And you're like, no, no,

598
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,479
Speaker 3: but I how many push ups have I done in

599
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:55,439
Speaker 3: my lifetime? I'm going to get a couple of them wrong,

600
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 3: Like I'm not gonna do I'm not perfect, I'm not

601
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:00,440
Speaker 3: a robot. And when I'm driving, it's like some days

602
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,920
Speaker 3: I'm gonna drive perfectly fine, I'm gonna get there no problem.

603
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,399
Speaker 3: But that's not always going to be the case, and

604
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:06,919
Speaker 3: sometimes things happen.

605
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 2: I do think you let me choose the music though,

606
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:09,880
Speaker 2: when you were driving me that time.

607
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:11,679
Speaker 3: Maybe, so maybe that's why I felt safe. I just

608
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,920
Speaker 3: have to slow down. I have to slow down and focus.

609
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 3: But it's just hard because it's like sometimes it does

610
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 3: feel inevitable, like I'm gonna hit something, like I'm gonna

611
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:20,359
Speaker 3: hit things.

612
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,119
Speaker 1: Ever again, We'll say that YouTube both were kind of

613
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 1: like like just looking everywhere, like not paying attention. So

614
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:29,640
Speaker 1: not if I'm in the front seat of a car

615
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 1: trying to get to a show. Yeah, and I were like.

616
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's right, yeah, yeah for your show. Yeah.

617
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 3: Well I think I felt I felt important as a driver.

618
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 3: That day, I was like, I'm getting Marie to her show.

619
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 3: I'm the driver. Okay, so maybe that's why. Yeah, I

620
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:45,199
Speaker 3: want to.

621
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 1: I guess I'm not important. Yeah, you know the things

622
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:56,879
Speaker 1: you find out our mess?

623
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 2: Now, Dad, when you hit THETFF, what do you typically hit?

624
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 3: People? It's the car in front of me. It's the

625
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 3: car that's the one I'm hitting, well in front of me,

626
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:10,119
Speaker 3: and get away the way. I have had my friends

627
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:13,919
Speaker 3: scream my name, put their feet up to stop. I

628
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 3: have one friend who I who was so scared that

629
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 3: I was going to hit the car in front of us,

630
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:20,919
Speaker 3: because I do it a lot. His his fear response

631
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:25,680
Speaker 3: was to place yes, which is like, that's going to

632
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 3: actually kill you. That's going to make this so much

633
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 3: worse for you. And it did make me laugh really hard.

634
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 3: But I also, again, I do feel bad. I don't

635
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 3: want to make my friends. I've made Nori scream my

636
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,400
Speaker 3: name on a highway, which is my bad.

637
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,719
Speaker 2: But so you are super Mario karting everywhere you go.

638
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a chill. I got a chill.

639
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 3: I gotta focus, I gotta people are people are crazy

640
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 3: on the road too, Like it's like I'm not the

641
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 3: only crazy one, like everyone out there is not.

642
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 1: I feel like LA drivers are especially bad because everybody

643
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 1: is from a different city, different yeah, trees, it's all

644
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 1: different driving rules. Is kids with cars, it's old people

645
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 1: with cars. And if it rains, everyone in LA is.

646
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 3: Like, oh my god, because I exclusively am driving like

647
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 3: fifteen year old gregslist cars when it rains, I feel

648
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:17,840
Speaker 3: like I'm in a boat. I'm like, I don't know

649
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 3: if I'm gonna make it. Like I can hear the

650
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 3: rain inside my twenty eleven Mazda. I'm like, it's bad

651
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 3: when it rains. It's fucked up, and you shouldn't be

652
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 3: driving when it's raining. You shouldn't be driving, yeah yeah,

653
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 3: or you should not be driving a car older than

654
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 3: like six years if it's raining.

655
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 2: But isn't it that the tires, the tires make.

656
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 3: It's just the whole thing, like the whole Like if

657
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 3: I was in like a big, brand new like truck,

658
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 3: I'd be like, oh, let it rain. But in a

659
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 3: tiny little toyrieris like you just you're hearing, You're hearing

660
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 3: it poor and like you're like, how is this not?

661
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 3: Like genuinely, how is the water not spitting out of

662
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 3: the ace your window that it feels.

663
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 2: Like your window you have to roll it up like manual.

664
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 3: No, no, but you can put your hand down. Please

665
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 3: put your hand down. Yeah, now I go like this.

666
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean I think the last time I drove

667
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 1: a car was when I lived in La.

668
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, how are you driving?

669
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 2: I'm not good at it.

670
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

671
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 1: I wasn't good at it when I did it, and

672
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 1: now I'm even worse because I don't do it anymore.

673
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 1: So to me, a car is so wide when I'm like,

674
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 1: I'm taking up the whole road, so somebody trying to

675
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 1: come by me, I'm like, I'm like turning into the

676
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 1: cars that are parked next.

677
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 3: Yes I can't.

678
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 2: I don't have spatial awareness.

679
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's tough.

680
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 1: But also it's like driving is so scary because even

681
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 1: if you're in control of your car and you're doing

682
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 1: the right things with your car, there's too many other

683
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 1: cars not doing that.

684
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 2: People don't signal. I learned that in La, you do,

685
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 2: they do not use the signal.

686
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 3: Why signal there? If you're not going to use people

687
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 3: don't use it. And then also there are so many

688
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 3: like pedestrians and like bicyclists who are just kind of

689
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 3: like trusting and like jaywalking and crossing, And I'm like,

690
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 3: if you only knew how rarely I look up from

691
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 3: my phone.

692
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

693
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 3: So you just you go right ahead and you just

694
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 3: jay walk right across the street and assume that no

695
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 3: car is going to hit you. You think anyone's looking up

696
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 3: from their iPhone fourteen pro are you crazy? If you're

697
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 3: in the middle of the road, you are this close

698
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 3: to lying over my car and me going like that

699
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 3: is so possible.

700
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 2: Now are there so many pedestrians in La?

701
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 3: Uh? There's some, but there's not a ton, but there's something.

702
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah therese whenever I walk in LA, people would

703
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 1: be like, what are you doing?

704
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 3: Yeah? One time I pissed off a bicyclist who uh

705
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 3: kept smacking the side of my car, Like it's a

706
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 3: piss to just to be like, fuck it. I don't

707
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 3: even know what I did because I'm in the bikel No,

708
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 3: there's no bike lane. There's famously no bike lanes in

709
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 3: LA and they got to work on that. But like,

710
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 3: I think I must have cut him off at some point,

711
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 3: But like I truly made one right turn. Onto found

712
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 3: from my street, so it had to have happened there,

713
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,040
Speaker 3: but also like whatever, I don't know. And then it

714
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 3: was a straight drive, So I'm like, I'm not turning,

715
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 3: I'm not changing lanes, I'm not even moving. But then

716
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 3: for like truly for like five full minutes, whenever he

717
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 3: would pass, because you know, you're removing different speeds, and

718
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 3: whenever you would pass, you would and I'm like, I

719
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 3: I want to It's people are crazy. He was flirting.

720
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 3: You think he was flirting. He's going, he was going,

721
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:31,320
Speaker 3: I loved your show, big fan, Yeah, big justice for Quibi.

722
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 2: Uh.

723
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 1: Now you know famously there's the stereotypes with.

724
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, with with with and so what are you

725
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 3: doing to combat that? Because I am holding it. I

726
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 3: am firmly I have rear ended so many racists it.

727
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 1: Is or or or you've created.

728
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 3: So many Yeah, yeah, I think I think you know.

729
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 3: They say they say like they say the power of attraction,

730
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 3: Like thoughts are powerful. So if you're seeing me and

731
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 3: you're and you're making a decision about how I'm going

732
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 3: to be driving, you you self fulfilling prophecy, babe, what

733
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 3: what are you doing? What kind of magnetic thoughts are

734
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 3: you thinking? Let's let's think about that that made me,

735
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 3: that literally magnetize me into the back of your Honda, And.

736
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 2: This is you sober, this is you?

737
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh my god, oh my god. Literally can I

738
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 3: tell you? I you can totaled my last car by

739
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 3: rear ending a school bus.

740
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 2: Starid yeah, with kids on it.

741
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 3: There were no kids on it. It was seven better.

742
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 3: I was for like, for like thirty seconds, my heart

743
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 3: was righted. I was like, there's going to be fifteen

744
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 3: children piling out of that car. There were no kids

745
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 3: in it. There were no kids in it. But how

746
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 3: did I What was I doing when I rearened? I

747
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 3: was not drunk. I was not even looking at my phone.

748
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 3: I was going like.

749
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 2: This, look at you.

750
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 3: You can stop and go traffic. Also, by the way,

751
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 3: I don't even have nan. I'm just I don't know

752
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 3: what I was looking at.

753
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 1: So when they look at these yeah, when they take

754
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 1: you to court and this podcast as evidence, what are

755
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 1: you going to do?

756
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,319
Speaker 3: How do you defend yourself? I don't I just say,

757
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:17,720
Speaker 3: I go, I'm human, and I'm and I'm Asian.

758
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,799
Speaker 2: He's just he's just a boy.

759
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 3: I'm just a boy. No, but he you know, I

760
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 3: will be pullover. I have insurance. It's going up and

761
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 3: up and up. I pay whatever, but it's you know,

762
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 3: what can we do. I'm trying to get better, and

763
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 3: I'm trying to be better. I went two years about

764
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 3: an accident. I did do that at one point in

765
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 3: my life, so I'm trying to get back to that.

766
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 2: Will you sound like you on a different streak now?

767
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:40,799
Speaker 1: Yeah?

768
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have the opposite streak.

769
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 1: My mom is also a really bad driver. My mother

770
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:48,880
Speaker 1: got hit by school bus once. No, not her body,

771
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:49,439
Speaker 1: but her car.

772
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay. I was like, what was it on account

773
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 3: of her bad driving?

774
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 1: Probably yeah, And the front of her car was totaled

775
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 1: and she just had to drive that like a little bit.

776
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 3: Oh wow.

777
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 1: And she would come pick me up sometimes and I'd

778
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 1: be like, actually, you don't have to come get me, like, yeah, loud,

779
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 1: I could hear it before I see it.

780
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 2: It's embarrassing. Its crumpled up in the front.

781
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 3: It's like a pride parade, but it's shame. It's a

782
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 3: shame parade.

783
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 1: And confriends would be like, can your mom give me

784
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 1: a ride? And then they would see the car and

785
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: be like, nah, we're gonna jump on the back of

786
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 1: this truck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's other forms of transportation.

787
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 3: Have you tried that? Yeah?

788
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 2: He was a bus girly for a little bit.

789
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 3: I did. It's so bad in La though. It's really

790
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:39,359
Speaker 3: bad whenever, Like the train stopped running correctly here, and

791
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 3: I really just feel like, well, there's no point in

792
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 3: living here if the train is not gonna work, there's

793
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 3: no point in living here. But lately I'm singing a

794
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,799
Speaker 3: new tune because I think about my insurance and my

795
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,360
Speaker 3: monthly payments, and I go, you know, is it so

796
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 3: bad to spend twenty more minutes changing trains to get

797
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 3: to where you have to go? Okay, fine, we can people.

798
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 2: Not getting any accidents?

799
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 1: No, do you bump into people when you're working up

800
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:03,880
Speaker 1: the stairs while you're looking at your phone?

801
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,440
Speaker 3: Sure, I get I get a little crazy when I'm

802
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 3: walking in the street and I suddenly get super impatient

803
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,320
Speaker 3: and I start walking really fast.

804
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I do do that walkers.

805
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's probably what you do when you drive. No,

806
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,360
Speaker 3: it's literally, no, it's literally you're so right.

807
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 2: Where we have to get you off the roads and

808
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 2: the sidewalks.

809
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:28,399
Speaker 3: I know, I know, I need a helicopter shop. Yeah,

810
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 3: chopper sh sh helicopters. Yeah, yeah, chopper met a sash later.

811
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 1: I think they have a super helly they do, Yeah,

812
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 1: they do, they do. They do blade, I think is

813
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 1: what it's called. That's what the rich people used to get.

814
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:44,479
Speaker 1: Helicopter direct.

815
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 2: The helicopters are scary to me.

816
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:47,320
Speaker 3: No, they're horrible.

817
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:51,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, since Kobe, yeah, and just since the beginning.

818
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 3: So when you land, you're like, you're like on eleventh

819
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 3: Avenue or something like where are you even? I don't know.

820
00:36:56,920 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 2: I think you're on a roof, oh like a pad. Okay,

821
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 2: You're just like, yeah, you want to shout, you talk regular.

822
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,799
Speaker 3: There's a helicop top Union Hall.

823
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 2: That's the annoying thing about being in a helicopter.

824
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:14,920
Speaker 1: You can't hear. Like when I was in Brazil. We're

825
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,920
Speaker 1: in Rio, we did like a tour and this guy.

826
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 3: Now you're sounding kind of rich too, Okay, that's when

827
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:23,320
Speaker 3: you're in Brazil.

828
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: It was like, so I didn't pay for it, And

829
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 1: that's the annoying thing about helicopters.

830
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 3: Sometimes you got to pay for yourself. Could you imagine

831
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 3: you land and they're like they hold out an eerader.

832
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,800
Speaker 1: And then what do you want to I know, yeah,

833
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:47,239
Speaker 1: well no, yeah, but we're it's like a twenty five

834
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:50,919
Speaker 1: minute ride and the guy is explaining all the things

835
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:51,439
Speaker 1: that we're saying.

836
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 3: It was like her.

837
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 2: To be here. I was like, I was like, I

838
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:01,360
Speaker 2: can't hear. I can't hear anything that you're saying.

839
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 3: This is Brazil.

840
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 1: The ears the first of all, they're they're covering your

841
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 1: ears so you can hear what he's saying in the microphone,

842
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:13,360
Speaker 1: but it's still loud as up. And then when you

843
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 1: come down you see all of the wind and you're like, see,

844
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 1: I'm afraid that I'm going to get out, and and

845
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:20,799
Speaker 1: then the hair is gonna go.

846
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,760
Speaker 3: So I I was on edge the whole time. Yeah,

847
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 3: that's perfectly scary.

848
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 2: What's a good outfit to wear on a helicopter suit?

849
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:32,840
Speaker 2: Appropriate helicopter fit I had? I had a skirt on

850
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:36,319
Speaker 2: the skirt and I had a two top.

851
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:38,239
Speaker 3: The worst.

852
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 2: Was it minnie or was it long? It was man?

853
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 1: See they see but all the time, so it's like,

854
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:54,360
Speaker 1: why am I Yeah, they invented ass in Brazil.

855
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 3: That's true.

856
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 2: Mmmm okay, yeah yeah.

857
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 3: A lot of can you say anything in poor geeze? No?

858
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 3: Now you say sorry or thank you. That's what I

859
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 3: was saying there.

860
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 1: They're wrong, probably, but I but your regular words, so like,

861
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:12,760
Speaker 1: that's true.

862
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,840
Speaker 2: You said that's true. Damn taser.

863
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 3: I come to Midtown to get tased.

864
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jared, you say that driving is a mess, But

865
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,240
Speaker 1: you know what else is a mess is your shopping

866
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 1: with the bags.

867
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 3: We got to get into it. I don't think it's

868
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:31,360
Speaker 3: a mass.

869
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,959
Speaker 2: How many bags you have in New York with you right.

870
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 3: Now in New York with me right now? Probably four? Okay?

871
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 2: And you're okay, and you're here for how long a month?

872
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 3: For a month, and I normally bring zero, but I'm

873
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 3: here for a month and I'm not on the road.

874
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:46,880
Speaker 3: So I'm like, I checked your bag. Bring some bags?

875
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:47,759
Speaker 3: I many?

876
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 2: Now how many bags did you really bring?

877
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 3: Four? I swear, I swear, okay, but what about home?

878
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 3: Have a lot?

879
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 2: Let's have me like fifteen fifteen bags?

880
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:05,439
Speaker 3: Yeah? How many? Tel far? Probably like six? Six now, seven, eight?

881
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:05,919
Speaker 1: Eight?

882
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:09,280
Speaker 3: Okay? Eight? Maybe twenty bags and eight of them are okay?

883
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:11,880
Speaker 2: Now a lie. That's why I'm like, I don't believe

884
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 2: anything that you're a lot.

885
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 3: I have a lot. I pay my bills.

886
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 2: I don't know you.

887
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 1: Pay Jared now we need to know what you're doing

888
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 1: underneath anything.

889
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:27,439
Speaker 3: I need to worry about a bag. A bag every

890
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,840
Speaker 3: now and again, fine, crashing into people, It's like, you

891
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 3: have to stop. That's a problem. That's a problem.

892
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:37,320
Speaker 2: Yeah a little purse, Yeah, but you like a nice purse.

893
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 3: Sure. Sure. But I'm also getting like I'm so into

894
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 3: it now where I'm like, I like restoring bags. So

895
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:47,279
Speaker 3: I'm now buying vintage bags, restoring them and trying to

896
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 3: like flip them, not even for a profit, but just

897
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 3: to break even because it feels like then I can,

898
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 3: like if I can just have a new bag and

899
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:58,880
Speaker 3: then essentially like return it, then I can enjoy it

900
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 3: and just pass it along to the next person looking

901
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 3: better than when I got it.

902
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:03,800
Speaker 2: By the way, how do you flip a bag?

903
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:07,800
Speaker 3: Like I I have everything. I have like soap solutions,

904
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 3: like stain removers, paints, like acrylic, like top coats, like

905
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 3: I have. I have just about I basically can do

906
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 3: everything except like so so I can't like sew up

907
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 3: a bag or like do anything too major structurally to it.

908
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:27,359
Speaker 3: But I can really take it. I can get most

909
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,840
Speaker 3: stains out. I can Like we're going to.

910
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:31,879
Speaker 2: Need to see some before and after the I want

911
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 2: to see that for the dump. But also it's like

912
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 2: you're so busy, Jared, how do.

913
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 3: You Here's I'm not. I'm not And what I should

914
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:43,280
Speaker 3: be doing is finishing my sample, and what I'm not doing.

915
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:46,240
Speaker 3: What I am doing is like painting, like the piping

916
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 3: back onto like a Gucci Charmie at Boston bag that

917
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 3: I got for for two eighty how much does it

918
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 3: normally cost? If like on most like like eBay, most

919
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,359
Speaker 3: like four hundred bucks. So if I were to sell

920
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 3: it for four hundred bucks, like minus fees and all,

921
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 3: I could probably like make thirty bucks. But then I

922
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 3: got to I got to have a Gucci man and

923
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 3: walk around for a few months and then make thirty dollars.

924
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 1: I just want to know, are you asking are you

925
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:19,759
Speaker 1: going to have fun? Are you asking your are you

926
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 1: telling your therapist about this?

927
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,840
Speaker 3: No, it's some of these Also here I'm seeing a

928
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:28,240
Speaker 3: hypno therapists and what that is one hundred and eighty

929
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:29,360
Speaker 3: dollars every time I go?

930
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 2: What are they trying to hypno therapy? As you wit

931
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 2: to like.

932
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:38,280
Speaker 3: Not stage right, but like I have nerves at auditions.

933
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 2: So you have somebody that's like you are getting.

934
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 3: Sleepy, and can I tell you it's work. I've been

935
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 3: going for two months. Within a month. It like I

936
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 3: don't feel that I have my little zoom auditions, I

937
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 3: have my in person auditions. I don't feel nervous like

938
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 3: I used to feel. It's I booked something. I don't

939
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 3: know that it necessarily is because of that, but I'm

940
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 3: telling myself it is, and I'm I'm using that as

941
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:02,840
Speaker 3: like I'm going to keep going. And those are the

942
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 3: funds to pay for it.

943
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 2: One hundred and eighty dollars for somebody to tell you

944
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 2: not to be scared.

945
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 3: Yes, it's really effective. Can I walk you through it?

946
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 2: I want to do this now because I'm actually.

947
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 3: I really think you should please walk get through it.

948
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 3: So basically, like a friend turned me on to it,

949
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 3: who was a very serious person. She's a writer. She's

950
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 3: like an overthinker. She's not this is not like some

951
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:31,359
Speaker 3: like la Woo woo burner, like this is somebody we know.

952
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,319
Speaker 3: You don't know that, but they're great and you would

953
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 3: like them if you met them. And she recommended me

954
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:40,320
Speaker 3: to this person who was like ripe in my house.

955
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 3: I get there. She also too. Similarly, it is like

956
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:45,880
Speaker 3: a really serious person. You know, she's a mother, she

957
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,719
Speaker 3: has like clean hair. You know, I'm going like, this

958
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 3: is someone you can trust, right, And then what she

959
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:54,319
Speaker 3: does is like she'll talk to you for like ten

960
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 3: to fifteen minutes before each session starts, where it's kind

961
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 3: of just like talk therapy. You're like, what's going on,

962
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 3: what's bothering you? And then once you do that, you'll

963
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 3: lay down and then they'll do probably like a fifteen

964
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 3: minute like relaxation meditation of like you know, relax your toes,

965
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:11,320
Speaker 3: relax your ankles, feel your knees like blah blah blah blah,

966
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:13,399
Speaker 3: and so you're all the way down and then she'll

967
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 3: start doing essentially positive affirmations, but they're kind of like

968
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 3: are guided and they walk you through stuff where they'll

969
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 3: be like, I have nerve pain. So one of the

970
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 3: things we work on. She'll be like, imagine you're in

971
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 3: your brain and there's a control system and that dial

972
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 3: right there that controls the nerve pain running down your leg.

973
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:31,400
Speaker 3: Turn that down one dial and let me know when

974
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 3: you've done it. And then I'm kind of just laying

975
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,799
Speaker 3: there and I'm kind of psychically kind of turning it

976
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,439
Speaker 3: down and then I have done it and so okay,

977
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,880
Speaker 3: turn it down three more, you know, stuff like that,

978
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,760
Speaker 3: and it's really great. She told me from the beginning.

979
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 3: She goes, the only thing you need for this to

980
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 3: work is for you to want it to work and

981
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:48,239
Speaker 3: for you to want me to be the one to

982
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 3: do it. And that's all you need. And I said, okay, great.

983
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,879
Speaker 1: And first of all, I'm steeling that line. You want

984
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 1: this to work, you need me to be the one

985
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 1: to make it work.

986
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:56,360
Speaker 3: That's you're doing ten minutes.

987
00:44:56,440 --> 00:45:02,360
Speaker 1: That's me talking to a may Yeah.

988
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:02,880
Speaker 3: But it works.

989
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:04,439
Speaker 2: I feel like you've already been.

990
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 1: Telling this, hey, darling, two things in order for this

991
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:08,879
Speaker 1: to work.

992
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you want this to work.

993
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 2: You need to want to you need to be the

994
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,839
Speaker 2: one to do it. Yeah, you don't want it to work.

995
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,480
Speaker 2: And you're like, I love you, Marie.

996
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then Marie's like, no, no, no, I know, like

997
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 3: that'll be one hundred and eighty dollars. So you do

998
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 3: this every week, not every but two or three times

999
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 3: a month. And it's been a couple of months now,

1000
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 3: I've gone like six times.

1001
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 2: Crazy, all your charge you for this part. I feel

1002
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 2: like this is this.

1003
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 3: Is kind of it's worth it.

1004
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 2: I would say this in order for this podcast.

1005
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah you have and Marie, Yeah exactly. But

1006
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 3: it's been great. She's been like basically, she's like, you're

1007
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 3: not gonna fall asleep. You're not gonna like nothing crazy

1008
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:17,120
Speaker 3: can happen. You don't get tricked. Although sometimes when I'm

1009
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 3: laying there, I do have kind of like ephic, kind

1010
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 3: of elated feelings. And basically I feel like she's training

1011
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 3: me to be a less pessimistic person. She kind of

1012
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 3: she's unconvincing me every week of my anxiety. I need

1013
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 3: it's cool.

1014
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 2: Can if you recommend, do you get a discount?

1015
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 3: Discount? Not to my knowledge, but she should do that.

1016
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, does she take groupon?

1017
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 3: She does it? No, she's no, she's getting her money,

1018
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 3: getting her money. I want her money.

1019
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:49,319
Speaker 2: So you have to be in person with her.

1020
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:53,319
Speaker 3: You don't, but you want to be right, you don't.

1021
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 3: You can do it on zoom with her. It's not

1022
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 3: the same hands. Yeah, she doesn't.

1023
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 1: You be like right above my or I want to.

1024
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,239
Speaker 3: It's cool. I have like crazy little thoughts when I'm

1025
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 3: like down there, it's really cool. It's cool. Now, have

1026
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 3: you always had anxiety? Yeah? Oh, my god, my whole

1027
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 3: life anxiety.

1028
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:23,440
Speaker 1: Anxiety is messed because it's fully tricking you into believing

1029
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 1: that the worst is going to happen.

1030
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 2: Like even when I'm running.

1031
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 1: Late, I'm like, oh my god, this person is never

1032
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 1: going to work with me again. Everybody's going to be mad,

1033
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 1: all the vibes are going to be off, and then

1034
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 1: I walk in and they're not there either. You know,

1035
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:41,799
Speaker 1: you do have to change your way of thinking because

1036
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 1: the way I approach to lateness, the way I approach

1037
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:46,399
Speaker 1: lateness is I'd be like, oh my god, I wasn't

1038
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,719
Speaker 1: meant to be on that train. Something crazy was gonna

1039
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 1: happen with train A Note eleven Part two, Like I

1040
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 1: wasn't supposed to be there, ye, and.

1041
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:58,319
Speaker 3: So it would be late. And by the way, I

1042
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:01,200
Speaker 3: think I could really help you in that department.

1043
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh you crash into all sessions with me, Yeah,

1044
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:08,320
Speaker 1: two sessions with me.

1045
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 3: You'll never be late again.

1046
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:11,319
Speaker 2: How about you?

1047
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:15,279
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, how are you going to do that? It's

1048
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:18,440
Speaker 3: the Jared method? Okay, and thank you for asking. Yeah,

1049
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:25,200
Speaker 3: And it starts it starts with some pretty toxic ideology,

1050
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:26,959
Speaker 3: but it's going to get you there on time.

1051
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 2: Toxic ideology.

1052
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 3: Yeah. So basically for me, I'm like, I don't feel

1053
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 3: I feel like pretty in tune with time because I

1054
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:40,759
Speaker 3: know that it's working against us all. And it's like

1055
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 3: when I think, when I think how much time I

1056
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 3: have left, I usually will naturally subtract ten minutes from

1057
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 3: it because I know time is a fucking little bitch

1058
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 3: and it's trying to hurt me. And then guess what.

1059
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 3: I look at the time and I go, I was

1060
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:55,319
Speaker 3: right about the time because I know time is against me.

1061
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:57,520
Speaker 3: So here's how I'm going to get in front of it.

1062
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:00,239
Speaker 3: And often I am late, but I know I'm going

1063
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:00,799
Speaker 3: to be late.

1064
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 2: You said all of that to tell me.

1065
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 3: You're just like when I'm late, when I'm late, I

1066
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 3: know I'm going to be late, and I've chosen to

1067
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:10,759
Speaker 3: be late.

1068
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 1: Marina too, what do you mean when I'm late, I

1069
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:15,440
Speaker 1: know I'm going to be late, and you know when

1070
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 1: I'm all time, I'm like, WHOA, this doesn't feel right?

1071
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:22,759
Speaker 2: Is this a dream? Am I? Inception is right now?

1072
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1073
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:23,479
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1074
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 3: Yeah. Although I was on time today and I wondered

1075
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 3: if it was because I felt less pressure to be

1076
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 3: on time generally because I thought we would start late.

1077
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 3: Why would you think that, Well, because Marie's currently working

1078
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:35,279
Speaker 3: on being on time.

1079
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:36,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we in the building, like.

1080
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 3: I didn't know. I don't know.

1081
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've been here since too.

1082
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:42,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we did.

1083
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 1: We did show up late for the first one, the

1084
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:47,439
Speaker 1: first episode. We were late for each other.

1085
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 3: For each other. All that matters as long as the

1086
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 3: sausage is getting made. It's okay.

1087
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 2: No I told you that, Jared, Okay could work on our.

1088
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:59,479
Speaker 3: Time and you're fired. But I push off.

1089
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 1: But I just need so you think about how much

1090
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 1: time you have left, like yeah.

1091
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 3: Like like I just or just in general, like when

1092
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 3: people are like are you're trying to project? You spend

1093
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 3: your whole day projecting time, like to make sure you're

1094
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 3: gonna get where you gotta go, right, I just know,

1095
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:17,919
Speaker 3: I'm like, everything takes forever. You've got to start there.

1096
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:20,839
Speaker 3: Everything takes forever. So it's like, if you think you

1097
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 3: can do one more thing, you cannot. You can't. Everything

1098
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 3: takes forever. So it's like it's kind of getting ahead

1099
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:29,720
Speaker 3: of like how time. You know that time is getting

1100
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 3: away from you, So what you have to do is

1101
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 3: get in front of it in that way. Damn.

1102
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 2: So what's the latest.

1103
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 1: Someone showed up and you were like, this is not

1104
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 1: gonna I'm I can't go through with this.

1105
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 2: I'm actually leaving English Alex English podcast.

1106
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 3: He was like fifty minutes, like.

1107
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 2: He wasn't gonna come. Yeah, yeah, I don't even know

1108
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 2: why he even showed up.

1109
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:56,400
Speaker 3: But it was like he's in LA. He's not, you know,

1110
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,799
Speaker 3: he's like he was leaving later that day. He's in

1111
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 3: a car, like he's not. He doesn't he's not familiar

1112
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 3: with where he is. I get it. But it was

1113
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:05,520
Speaker 3: really late, and I was like, damn. And I'm also going, look,

1114
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 3: I'm not paying him to be here, so I can't

1115
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:10,800
Speaker 3: really like, I can't hold this against him. But I'm like, okay,

1116
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:11,399
Speaker 3: this is late.

1117
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,239
Speaker 2: You were like, but I am paying for.

1118
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 3: I am, And I was like, I got up to

1119
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 3: be here at ten am.

1120
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:17,240
Speaker 2: Damn.

1121
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:17,720
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1122
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:20,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, let the record show that I was on time early,

1123
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:22,360
Speaker 1: even to your podcast.

1124
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 3: You were but I walked there, damn because I was close.

1125
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I haven't done it.

1126
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:31,279
Speaker 3: But again, I am late all the time. I'm late

1127
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 3: all the time. I'm often I'm often like six minutes late,

1128
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 3: which is I think the countiest way of being late.

1129
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,440
Speaker 3: Because it's like you could have been on time, but

1130
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:40,919
Speaker 3: you you just chose to dom us in this way

1131
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:42,839
Speaker 3: to let us know, like you don't fully respect us.

1132
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 1: I actually really love six minutes late. I'm never six

1133
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 1: minutes late.

1134
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love I love that. I think yet that's

1135
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 2: the counties.

1136
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like you could have been here, Like

1137
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:54,360
Speaker 3: you know, it's one thing to be maybe fifteen minutes

1138
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:56,440
Speaker 3: late because you I'm not from here or something went

1139
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 3: wrong or the card. But to just be six minutes late,

1140
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:00,799
Speaker 3: it's like you could have done it, and if.

1141
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:03,839
Speaker 2: You go do six, you could have done ten. So

1142
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 2: I just.

1143
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 1: Wait downstairs and wait till it hits nine and then

1144
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 1: go up.

1145
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:08,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1146
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:10,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, sit in your house for an extra couple of

1147
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 1: minutes just so you can be late, and.

1148
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:13,360
Speaker 3: Then go yeah exactly.

1149
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:14,320
Speaker 2: But yeah, no.

1150
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:17,880
Speaker 1: Sydney last week was talking to me about my lateness

1151
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 1: and she was like, everything takes an hour an hour

1152
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 1: more than you think it does.

1153
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, it does. Things really do take a long time.

1154
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 1: They take one and stay in the city like it's

1155
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 1: like a pigeon the jumps in front of the train.

1156
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 1: Then you know the train is down for at least

1157
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:36,480
Speaker 1: you know, forty five minutes. We can't depend on anything, like,

1158
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 1: we can't depend on the cars, the trains, the people, no, nothing.

1159
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 1: But then you're like, we'll get there, and it's like

1160
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 1: should I even have been on time for this? And

1161
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 1: that's my least favorite thing.

1162
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:49,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, did I need to come? I was recently one

1163
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 3: hour late for dinner with Harry. That just came back

1164
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 3: to me with who with my friend Katie? Why? Because

1165
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:02,799
Speaker 3: it was work related? You were, was megs, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1166
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 3: I was. I was. I was given a little bit

1167
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:08,320
Speaker 3: of surprise last minute work. Someone sent me something to

1168
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 3: I was editing something and they sent me something to

1169
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:12,279
Speaker 3: look at and I was like, oh, I gotta look

1170
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,279
Speaker 3: at it right now because he's editing this right now.

1171
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 3: So then I sent her a message to like hey,

1172
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:17,800
Speaker 3: like just you know, like I'm gonna be like probably

1173
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 3: thirty minutes late because I just got this thing. She

1174
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 3: was like, no problem. I've been wanting to journal and

1175
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:24,400
Speaker 3: I can just sit here in journal and wait and

1176
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:26,839
Speaker 3: then do you one hour.

1177
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 1: That's kind of lame, hey, I was just gonna I

1178
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 1: was gonna write to myself.

1179
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 3: So Lee Deak was the lame.

1180
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 2: The journaling, not the lame. No, I'm not saying that when.

1181
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:40,520
Speaker 3: She says that, you're actually never mind, I'm not coming

1182
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:40,839
Speaker 3: at all.

1183
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:43,879
Speaker 2: I'm sick.

1184
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:45,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, thirty minutes is not going to work.

1185
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:48,279
Speaker 1: I actually had something after, which is a journal I

1186
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:49,000
Speaker 1: see you tomorrow.

1187
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, city's at home in her journal life. What

1188
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:53,640
Speaker 2: a dumb bitch.

1189
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,360
Speaker 3: And I got there and I was sweet and I

1190
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,600
Speaker 3: ended up paying for the dinner because I felt guilty.

1191
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 3: But also when I her in her eyes, I could

1192
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 3: see that there was some salt in her eyes. I

1193
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,879
Speaker 3: could see andy, and I'm good, that's fair. Like I'm late,

1194
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:09,120
Speaker 3: Like I'm late, I'm late, and I'm sorry.

1195
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:11,480
Speaker 1: That's what it is, it, Marie. If you show up

1196
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:13,399
Speaker 1: late to places, you should pay.

1197
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 2: Well. When I'm late to.

1198
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 1: Places, I'll jump in a car and it doesn't matter

1199
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:20,840
Speaker 1: how much to ubercosts. I'm like, that's the fee that

1200
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:22,759
Speaker 1: I have to pay for my lateness. So I do

1201
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:26,719
Speaker 1: pay sometimes, Yeah, specifically to go to the cellar. In

1202
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:29,759
Speaker 1: places like that, I'm like, I can't take the train,

1203
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,520
Speaker 1: I can't risk it. I have to get in a car.

1204
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:34,719
Speaker 1: It's forty five dollars. Well, that's the fee for me

1205
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:35,279
Speaker 1: being late.

1206
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes traffic is worse, is the real variable, and

1207
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:40,440
Speaker 3: people like you driving?

1208
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, how about that getting school bus children?

1209
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, there were no kids on it. There were no

1210
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:45,919
Speaker 3: kids on the bus.

1211
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 2: Have you ever hit a person?

1212
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:50,319
Speaker 3: No, not outside of their vehicle. Oh, I've hit many

1213
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:53,600
Speaker 3: people who were in the confines of a steel vehicle.

1214
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:57,240
Speaker 2: And you haven't hurt anybody in a car. No, No,

1215
00:54:57,239 --> 00:54:59,440
Speaker 2: No one's ever got out of the car like ah, No, I've.

1216
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:01,880
Speaker 3: Never been in like a psycho car accident because it's

1217
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:04,920
Speaker 3: truly like it's just my I'm not paying attention, like

1218
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:08,200
Speaker 3: it's stopping go Usually when it happens like I'm like,

1219
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:10,919
Speaker 3: we were supposed to stop, and I was looking that way,

1220
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,040
Speaker 3: so then I kept going and then I went and

1221
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:15,560
Speaker 3: then I just like at ten miles an hour. But

1222
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:18,840
Speaker 3: that same about cars. They're so they're strong, but they're delicate,

1223
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:21,640
Speaker 3: and if they touch each other, all this crazy shit happens.

1224
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 3: The chemistry between two cars touching, all this stuff happens.

1225
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:30,799
Speaker 1: If I had any way to revoke your keys from

1226
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 1: I would.

1227
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 3: I know it. I really there is a little bit

1228
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:34,279
Speaker 3: of that.

1229
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:36,920
Speaker 2: You hearing you speak, I'm like, we can't have you

1230
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:37,440
Speaker 2: on the roads.

1231
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:37,799
Speaker 3: I know.

1232
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 2: I know it's do you get like points on your

1233
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:41,960
Speaker 2: license or something?

1234
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:45,799
Speaker 3: No, I think you do if you like, I think

1235
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:47,400
Speaker 3: you get. No, you get points on your license for

1236
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:51,359
Speaker 3: like from like cops from like speeding right, Like that's

1237
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:53,960
Speaker 3: kind of where the points come from. And I do speed.

1238
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 3: I was gonna say it on speed.

1239
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm god, has a cop ever stopped you once?

1240
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:02,480
Speaker 3: But it was dumb. It was so dumb, and it

1241
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:05,760
Speaker 3: was so dumb. I basically like it was a left

1242
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:07,680
Speaker 3: It's so boring, but I do want to explain it.

1243
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:10,000
Speaker 3: I was turning left, and you know how like when

1244
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:11,919
Speaker 3: you're looking at the road like that, there's a left

1245
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:15,239
Speaker 3: turning lane that kind of like carves out towards the light.

1246
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:19,040
Speaker 3: Basically that was empty, the left turning part. But I'm

1247
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:21,719
Speaker 3: back but it's empty, so and I go, oh, I

1248
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:24,480
Speaker 3: just kind of went. But I went outside of my

1249
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:27,520
Speaker 3: double line to go catch up to that. A cop

1250
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 3: saw me do that, who cares, But he was on

1251
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:33,920
Speaker 3: a motorcycle and his face was all red and he

1252
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:36,319
Speaker 3: was mad anyway, So I made the left whoop whoop,

1253
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:38,160
Speaker 3: and then he pulls me over and I put and

1254
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:41,040
Speaker 3: I'm so flustered and scared, and he he comes out

1255
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:42,239
Speaker 3: of his car and he was so mad at me.

1256
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 3: And they're always so mad. It's like nothing happened, Like

1257
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:47,480
Speaker 3: literally nothing happened. What are you so mad? Did I

1258
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:48,440
Speaker 3: hurt your feelings?

1259
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:50,360
Speaker 2: Like I think I have to be mad.

1260
00:56:50,719 --> 00:56:52,399
Speaker 3: They're mad when they wake they just have to be mad.

1261
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 3: And he was just like so mad at me for

1262
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 3: doing that traffic violation that hurt no one and didn't matter,

1263
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:01,680
Speaker 3: and it was like a three hundred dollars ticket. It

1264
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:05,160
Speaker 3: was so that's like two tael fars, Like, and you.

1265
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:07,080
Speaker 2: Still haven't learned your lesson.

1266
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:12,279
Speaker 1: No, I never will bitch, Okay, I never will big.

1267
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:18,160
Speaker 2: That is that's Merd's.

1268
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:28,120
Speaker 1: Beds, Jared, I have a mess versus living for you okay, okay.

1269
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:32,880
Speaker 1: Roommate situation. A roommate wants to get an animal, a pet.

1270
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 3: Okay.

1271
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:37,760
Speaker 1: Other roommates like first and yeah, sure, I think I'm

1272
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 1: down for it. Now you're like, hmm, I don't know.

1273
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 1: I don't know if we can get a pet. It's

1274
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 1: like I want to get the pet. Would it be

1275
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:49,880
Speaker 1: mess if I just brought a pet in the house

1276
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:51,280
Speaker 1: and was like, you're gonna love this pet?

1277
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:52,479
Speaker 2: It sounds like Sydney's mess.

1278
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:57,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think that the cat mind you.

1279
00:57:57,280 --> 00:58:01,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, if they agreed at one point, I think you

1280
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:04,840
Speaker 3: can do it. If they said to you from the

1281
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 3: start no I'm not comfortable with that, no, thank you,

1282
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:10,160
Speaker 3: then sure. But if they were kind of if they're

1283
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:13,480
Speaker 3: kind of waffling on it at one point, said yeah, sure,

1284
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:17,480
Speaker 3: who cares, You're fine, get a cat. Cats are easy,

1285
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 3: They're gonna love the cat. I think you're I think

1286
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:24,960
Speaker 3: I'm living. I don't think that's mess. He changed his

1287
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:25,919
Speaker 3: mind about you getting a cat.

1288
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, he said I got a foster one first. It

1289
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:32,560
Speaker 1: was like I've had cats before.

1290
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like so insulted. Yeah, he doesn't trust you.

1291
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:38,240
Speaker 1: Why would you not trust me? As I mean, yes,

1292
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:40,480
Speaker 1: I did give up those cats.

1293
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:42,200
Speaker 3: It's okay, that's fine.

1294
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:44,560
Speaker 2: Gave up my cats for love.

1295
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:45,480
Speaker 3: Yeaheah.

1296
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:48,880
Speaker 1: She was a sister, she was a daughter, she was

1297
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:50,040
Speaker 1: a best friend.

1298
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:53,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, will be in the program, sho.

1299
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:58,720
Speaker 3: But how long did you keep the cats? For? Years? Years?

1300
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:03,120
Speaker 3: How many years? Years? Yours? Five?

1301
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:06,200
Speaker 1: Well, that's what was in a relationship in that it's

1302
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:08,680
Speaker 1: mainly on that person. But when I when I.

1303
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:12,200
Speaker 2: Took over, yeah, what two years?

1304
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:16,320
Speaker 3: Okay? That's years. That is years years.

1305
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:20,000
Speaker 2: Okay, So you said, that's uh living.

1306
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:21,720
Speaker 3: I said, yeah, you're like, get the cat.

1307
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 2: Okay, great, that's good to know. Yeah, I'm going to

1308
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:24,640
Speaker 2: do that.

1309
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:26,320
Speaker 3: Redacted roommate will be fine.

1310
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:34,120
Speaker 1: Redacted roommate no, okay, well everybody knows who the roommate is. Redacted,

1311
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 1: he's redacted.

1312
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:36,400
Speaker 3: Been on the pot.

1313
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:40,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, Marie.

1314
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:42,480
Speaker 3: Do you have a mess versus living? Yeah?

1315
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:43,960
Speaker 2: Mess first living.

1316
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:49,160
Speaker 1: You're riding shotgun with somebody, so you're not driving, Okay,

1317
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:50,280
Speaker 1: you're writing shotgun.

1318
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Speaker 3: They they put their feet up and scream your name.

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Speaker 2: No, or or their food is hanging out the window?

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Speaker 3: Is that messav? Just living? If they're what's out the window?

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Speaker 2: They're driving, but this food is hanging out the window.

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Speaker 3: I'm the driver.

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Speaker 1: No, they're driving, this food is up. Oh is that

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01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:08,800
Speaker 1: mess yours?

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Speaker 3: I mean, here's the thing. I want to say, it's messy.

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01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:15,480
Speaker 3: But I am fully crashing into people for no reason.

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01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:18,640
Speaker 3: So I cannot be out here giving people notes on

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Speaker 3: their driving. I can't. So you're living.

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01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:25,800
Speaker 1: What about if you're right driving with somebody, you get

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Speaker 1: into an accident, they get out and they run away,

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01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 1: but they don't tell you.

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Speaker 2: They running.

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Speaker 3: They just go, here's the thing. I it's okay. I

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Speaker 3: think compassion. I have been in I have rear ended people.

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Speaker 3: They've gotten out of their cars, we've assessed the damage.

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Speaker 3: It's my fault. They look at their car, they go

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01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:49,439
Speaker 3: that's fine, and I go, oh, thank you so much.

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01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:52,880
Speaker 3: And I have paid that forward. I had someone rear

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Speaker 3: end me because I decided for a while, I was like,

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01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:58,040
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start stopping at yellow lights, because that's what

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01:00:58,080 --> 01:00:58,680
Speaker 3: you should do.

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Speaker 2: Girl. No, it's slow down even I know that.

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01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:04,280
Speaker 3: We'll slow down, but like essentially like don't run it.

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01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:07,160
Speaker 1: Like if you see that, I said, most people run,

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01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:09,000
Speaker 1: slow down, but speed up.

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Speaker 2: That's what it means.

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01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:12,200
Speaker 3: I know. And for for some reason I decided, you know,

1348
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna stop and smell of roses.

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01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:17,360
Speaker 3: I'm gonna stop at a yellow light. And I did

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Speaker 3: get where it ended. But also like you shouldn't like

1351
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:22,240
Speaker 3: you should slow down, you shouldn't be yellowing. You were

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01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:25,680
Speaker 3: gonna speak yeah, exactly, exactly exactly. But then he re

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01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:27,160
Speaker 3: ended me and he got out of his car, and

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01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:29,440
Speaker 3: he was young, and he was like, I don't have

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Speaker 3: any insurance and he cracked my bumper, but I was like,

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01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:38,360
Speaker 3: you know what, it's cool, and then he just, honestly,

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01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:40,640
Speaker 3: I would have appreciated a little bit more of a

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01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:43,240
Speaker 3: thank you from him. He was like yeah, he was

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01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:46,880
Speaker 3: like fine, and the left. But yeah, it's if you're

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01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:50,040
Speaker 3: in an accident and everything's fine, just if you can

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01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:53,000
Speaker 3: just leave it, just leave it, Like, don't be vindictive,

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01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:55,560
Speaker 3: don't don't be too obsessed with the physical condition of

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Speaker 3: your car.

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01:01:56,680 --> 01:02:00,320
Speaker 1: I want my hard to get this car to look nice.

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01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:02,400
Speaker 1: And now you bumped into it and it's got all

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01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:06,560
Speaker 1: these scratches or else got murdered getting this car from craigslist.

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01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:09,120
Speaker 1: And now you want me to say we're a cracked bumper.

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01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:11,120
Speaker 3: Absolutely not, absolutely not.

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01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:12,800
Speaker 2: Get some nail glue with something.

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01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:14,840
Speaker 3: You need to fix this. Okay, So that's mess, I say,

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01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:18,760
Speaker 3: it's living. Yeah, well, I don't know. One time I

1372
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:24,040
Speaker 3: was in a cab accident and we spun. We spun

1373
01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:29,360
Speaker 3: one eighty into the intersection, and I came to when

1374
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:32,240
Speaker 3: I was smelling smoke. It was so crazy. It was

1375
01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:36,120
Speaker 3: four of us in the car. I was somehow miraculously fine.

1376
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:37,600
Speaker 3: I was like in the right part of the car

1377
01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 3: where I just got flung, but nothing happened. And then

1378
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:42,280
Speaker 3: we get out of the car. My guys get out.

1379
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:43,840
Speaker 3: We got to get out, we gotta get out. We

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01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:47,960
Speaker 3: all get out. We're all basically okay. And when I

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01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:50,640
Speaker 3: kind of did a body scan to realize that I

1382
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:54,000
Speaker 3: just ran what, I panicked and I ran and I

1383
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:57,520
Speaker 3: got into another cab and just left. And my friends

1384
01:02:57,600 --> 01:03:01,280
Speaker 3: were like, what the hell? What where did you go?

1385
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:03,920
Speaker 3: And I just like, I have I have a fight

1386
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:04,760
Speaker 3: or flying.

1387
01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:08,000
Speaker 2: Accident.

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01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:10,800
Speaker 3: No, I was just like there, I don't know. There

1389
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:12,160
Speaker 3: was just some part of me that was just like

1390
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:15,160
Speaker 3: something terrible happened, and I want to get away from

1391
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:18,160
Speaker 3: what just happened. So you ran away. I ran away.

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01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:20,760
Speaker 3: I ran away. Seen in a movie that feels like

1393
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:23,200
Speaker 3: Super Bad was It was very weird. But you know,

1394
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:25,840
Speaker 3: the body, the human body as a mystery. Are you

1395
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:31,920
Speaker 3: avoidant hugely? Are you kidding hugely? Yeah? The Jared Buddy,

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01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:32,919
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah.

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01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:38,000
Speaker 1: Sydney and I almost got into a car accident in Cleveland, Okay.

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01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:40,440
Speaker 2: Right, we were in we were in an uber.

1399
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:44,480
Speaker 1: There's like purple lights all set up inside and we're

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01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:46,640
Speaker 1: listening to we're listening to purple Rain.

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01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:51,280
Speaker 2: The drivers, you know, some older guy.

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01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:56,960
Speaker 1: We're like, whoa, They're like drag racing or or doing

1403
01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:59,919
Speaker 1: donuts in the middle of the intersection. In me and City,

1404
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:02,080
Speaker 1: it felt like the car was going to spin out,

1405
01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:03,360
Speaker 1: lose control and hit us.

1406
01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:07,160
Speaker 2: So City's like move back. I'm like, oh my god.

1407
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:09,120
Speaker 4: No, no, don't go there, Duke.

1408
01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:10,480
Speaker 2: I'm screaming on yell.

1409
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:13,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm like, back up, back up, back up,

1410
01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:16,800
Speaker 1: and thetoes calm, and all I'm thinking is I cannot

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01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:18,000
Speaker 1: die in Cleveland.

1412
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:18,640
Speaker 2: This is not how.

1413
01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:22,360
Speaker 1: And secondly, if we die, they're not gonna put me

1414
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,600
Speaker 1: in Sydney's names in the article. It's going to say

1415
01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:30,960
Speaker 1: Mateo Lane and friends and others and others die, Mateo

1416
01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:35,440
Speaker 1: Lane and comedians die in Cleveland car comedians in cars

1417
01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:38,880
Speaker 1: die comedians.

1418
01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:43,000
Speaker 3: And I was like, okay, believe it.

1419
01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:45,160
Speaker 1: But we were Wow, it felt like we were going

1420
01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:47,880
Speaker 1: to die in the purple lights with Prince still playing.

1421
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:53,120
Speaker 2: While we're like it was actually if we were to

1422
01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:58,000
Speaker 2: like something, I'm like, this is actually romantic. I'll pass.

1423
01:04:58,880 --> 01:04:59,920
Speaker 2: That's not how I want to do it.

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01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:04,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, anything you want to leaves before we go.

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01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:08,520
Speaker 3: I feel bad for saying that stuff about Alex English why.

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01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:09,560
Speaker 3: He's a great guy.

1427
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:14,760
Speaker 2: Late great, he's he's nice. We support him.

1428
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:18,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard Alex English.

1429
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:20,240
Speaker 2: I heard Alex English at iHeartMedia.

1430
01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:22,600
Speaker 1: But he actually came on this pod and the first

1431
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:25,280
Speaker 1: thing he did was drag us for being late to our.

1432
01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:32,040
Speaker 2: Own pod, not mine. So I'm glad this is late.

1433
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:32,760
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:35,160
Speaker 2: Was he late? Yeah?

1435
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:36,680
Speaker 3: But that's how we were that late.

1436
01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:41,320
Speaker 2: We were that we were later than him. We were damn.

1437
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:44,280
Speaker 1: Also, from the footage from your pot, it doesn't seem

1438
01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:45,200
Speaker 1: like he was late.

1439
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:46,560
Speaker 2: Did you talk about it on the podcast?

1440
01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:46,920
Speaker 3: No?

1441
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:50,080
Speaker 1: No, okay, peek behind the curtain. Well, tell the people

1442
01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:51,520
Speaker 1: listening where they can catch up pot.

1443
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:55,720
Speaker 3: It's called sorry what follow me? At? Hey, Jared Hay,

1444
01:05:56,360 --> 01:06:02,600
Speaker 3: I love you, loves you. You don't want to follow this?

1445
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:05,800
Speaker 2: Come on now, he's got to be on adventures. Does

1446
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:06,360
Speaker 2: he have a name?

1447
01:06:06,720 --> 01:06:09,920
Speaker 3: The name is he? He? They all have, they already have.

1448
01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:11,920
Speaker 3: This one's name is he He? But I would maybe

1449
01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:13,080
Speaker 3: I would think about changing it.

1450
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:15,040
Speaker 2: His name is he?

1451
01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:18,959
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah? I like well, I just like it because

1452
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:20,800
Speaker 3: it's like, oh, I'm a comedian. It's name he he

1453
01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:21,520
Speaker 3: is laughing?

1454
01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:25,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, he looks less evil.

1455
01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:27,400
Speaker 3: I have this one because my niece doesn't like the

1456
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:29,240
Speaker 3: color gray, you know. She was like, she wants pink

1457
01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:30,920
Speaker 3: and purple and yellow. So I got stuck with the

1458
01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:31,360
Speaker 3: gray one.

1459
01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:33,280
Speaker 2: But the grays he looks like a bunny.

1460
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:34,720
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, I love the gray and it kind of

1461
01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:36,680
Speaker 3: looks like a rat when it turns around. Yeah, I

1462
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:37,600
Speaker 3: don't like a little rat.

1463
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:39,920
Speaker 2: He needs a hat in the outfit.

1464
01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:41,680
Speaker 1: That's the only reason why I'm like into this, So

1465
01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:43,120
Speaker 1: that's why I want to order.

1466
01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:44,880
Speaker 2: Can you can you make one for me?

1467
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:47,640
Speaker 1: Does he did he come in in the white shirt

1468
01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:48,560
Speaker 1: or does that part.

1469
01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:52,920
Speaker 3: Of the babies back? Yeah?

1470
01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:54,920
Speaker 2: But is the shirt part of his fit or that

1471
01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:57,040
Speaker 2: the shirt? Order that with the hat and stuff?

1472
01:06:57,080 --> 01:06:59,600
Speaker 3: The shirt's part of the fit. Came with the it's

1473
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:00,440
Speaker 3: a three he's fit.

1474
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:04,160
Speaker 2: Oh love it, dude?

1475
01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:08,200
Speaker 3: Want it at at PopMart.

1476
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:12,600
Speaker 1: Well, everybody, keep listening to mess tell your friends and

1477
01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:13,760
Speaker 1: leave us messages.

1478
01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:14,960
Speaker 3: We need them. Please.

1479
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:16,600
Speaker 2: I hope you listen to this in the car.

1480
01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:19,400
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and keep your eyes on the.

1481
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:22,200
Speaker 2: Road unless you're leaving us a comment, in which case

1482
01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:22,600
Speaker 2: do that.

1483
01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:24,640
Speaker 3: Now, do that right now while you're I've never gotten

1484
01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:28,200
Speaker 3: in a car accident while texting. Now you just jinxed yourself.

1485
01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:31,480
Speaker 2: Okay, knot would knock on the LaVoo.

1486
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:33,800
Speaker 1: Also, that's not that impressive. I've also never gotten into

1487
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:34,240
Speaker 1: a car accident.

1488
01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:36,360
Speaker 3: But I'm just saying I get in car accidents a lot.

1489
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:39,400
Speaker 3: It's never when I'm texting. I'm very good at texting

1490
01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:39,680
Speaker 3: on that.

1491
01:07:40,120 --> 01:07:42,080
Speaker 2: Okay, you heard it here first, folks.

1492
01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:42,520
Speaker 3: I'm bad at driving.

1493
01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:46,840
Speaker 1: The title of the episode texting while driving you don't see.

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01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:51,640
Speaker 3: Bye bye.

1495
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:55,080
Speaker 1: Mess with Sydney Washington and Marie Foston is a production

1496
01:07:55,160 --> 01:07:58,880
Speaker 1: by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcast created

1497
01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:02,680
Speaker 1: and hosted by Sydney Washington and Marie Foston. Executive produced

1498
01:08:02,720 --> 01:08:07,000
Speaker 1: by Olivia Aguilar and Hans Sonny, super produced by Becca Ramos,

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01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:09,000
Speaker 1: edited and mixed by Brian Jeffries.

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01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:11,920
Speaker 2: If you would like your messages read on air, please

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01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:14,680
Speaker 2: email us at mess Thepodcast at gmail dot com, or

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01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:17,599
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