WEBVTT - Ep174: Growing Heauxs 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:06.120 Oh ship, I just burnt my bad. What up, y'all? 0:00:06.160 --> 0:00:14.080 Welcome Hi of motherfucking Hoary Blade Deccyons. This your girl, 0:00:14.120 --> 0:00:16.079 Mandy b a k A pet staying a k A 0:00:16.600 --> 0:00:20.840 that motherfucking bitch. I'm wheezy, you guys. It may not 0:00:20.920 --> 0:00:24.640 be our weekend, but we're gonna celebrate Juneteenth weekend in July, 0:00:25.000 --> 0:00:27.840 because why the funk not if you have this time off, 0:00:28.280 --> 0:00:30.360 if there's a holiday on your calendar, that maybe it 0:00:30.400 --> 0:00:32.879 wasn't a holiday for you. Fuck it, Let's just do 0:00:32.920 --> 0:00:37.800 a repeat Happy June team again. Well, I know everyone 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:40.840 is like I guess, I'm not sure people are still 0:00:40.840 --> 0:00:43.840 celebrating the fourth. I know a lot of y'all are 0:00:43.920 --> 0:00:46.519 doing the fourth. I mean it's still like a holiday 0:00:46.520 --> 0:00:48.920 where I think people just want an excuse to get outside. 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:51.239 I don't think they're really celebrating it. I just think 0:00:51.240 --> 0:00:53.920 people are gonna be outside. But we know motherfucking Florida 0:00:53.960 --> 0:00:57.240 ain't gonna be at the beaches though, y'all. Motherfuck girl, 0:00:57.240 --> 0:00:59.680 they closing the beach, they don't close the beaches and 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:03.760 order on that ass. So I won't be going to 0:01:03.840 --> 0:01:07.320 Florida probably for the rest of the way. The motherfucker's 0:01:07.319 --> 0:01:09.880 are cutting up out there. So I told my mom, 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:14.880 enjoy life, see you next year. Everything is good. I mean, 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:18.119 I'll be honest with y'all. I'm leaving Mexico this week, 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:20.040 as you're listening to it. It will be my last 0:01:20.080 --> 0:01:24.119 fucking day. But the second we're back on lockdown, Joe Tambien, 0:01:24.280 --> 0:01:27.200 whatever that means, I'm back in this bitch telling you 0:01:29.240 --> 0:01:32.840 I already know we're going on lockdown again. Um, I 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:37.600 am actually like deep cleaning my apartment. I've been here 0:01:37.600 --> 0:01:40.760 for like four years now, but like I'm adding wallpaper, 0:01:41.160 --> 0:01:43.920 I threw everything out. I'm getting like some new furniture. 0:01:44.600 --> 0:01:47.360 I'm excited. I'm looking around right now like I'm redoing everything. 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:50.200 So I spent too much money at home goods today. Um, 0:01:50.240 --> 0:01:52.280 I was talking to my boys science shout out of science. 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:55.040 He got me getting the switch. So I'm about to 0:01:55.080 --> 0:02:00.000 get on some motherfucking video games and ship wants the motherfucker. 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:06.120 Can you know, um lockdown happens again. I mean video 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:08.000 games are fun as fun, and I feel like I 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:10.240 don't play them enough. But I've been playing more games 0:02:10.240 --> 0:02:14.000 on my phone since Quarantine, like a decorating game. Actually, 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:16.760 which is kind of like info for my apartment because 0:02:17.760 --> 0:02:20.880 is lit. I laid that ship fuck out. I went 0:02:20.960 --> 0:02:24.680 on Pinterest and like picked one color scheme, chose the 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:26.639 photos I wanted on the wall, and he even kept 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:28.440 the same photos but just put him in frames. It 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:30.800 looks so much better without a fucking thumbtack in it. 0:02:30.840 --> 0:02:34.760 I don't know why I hadn't been adulting sucks. I like, 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:37.760 what's crazy is like when your mom would be like, bitch, 0:02:37.760 --> 0:02:40.000 don't put don't put your feet on my couch. You 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:42.040 don't really know what it means until you have to 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:44.919 buy a couch in a bed and you see how 0:02:45.000 --> 0:02:49.320 fucking expensive furniture. The funck is. Um, I don't really, 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:51.920 I guess I don't. I'm not really doing anything for 0:02:52.800 --> 0:02:55.200 the holiday, but I am making plans with my little 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:58.160 toy friend. I've been on my period bit and so 0:02:58.200 --> 0:03:00.840 I'm like, damn, I feel like I had jo dicking 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:06.080 forever because I'm getting I'm getting absinent dick. Yeah, but 0:03:06.160 --> 0:03:07.799 I moved out of my house. I've been in Long 0:03:07.880 --> 0:03:13.680 Island like because like so a pipe busting. So they 0:03:13.680 --> 0:03:15.360 got a check for mold. They have to do all this, 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:18.120 which is why I got rid of everything. So I've 0:03:18.200 --> 0:03:22.560 literally been in Long Island while uh no, I didn't 0:03:22.560 --> 0:03:25.840 get no money, but they're making everything fine, which is 0:03:25.840 --> 0:03:27.440 why I'm just like, Okay, well maybe this is the 0:03:27.480 --> 0:03:30.239 push for the spring cleaning that I needed. Yeah. Sure. 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:35.320 And so basically I'm in Long Island and bitch, it's 0:03:35.360 --> 0:03:37.720 like an over an hour away. So he's already come 0:03:37.760 --> 0:03:40.360 out there twice. But but she was coming over my 0:03:40.400 --> 0:03:43.960 crib every motherfucking day. He not coming along island every 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:46.840 fucking day. Yeah, that's that's pretty far. What did I buy? 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:48.800 Oh my couch? When I was like looking for a 0:03:48.840 --> 0:03:50.760 new couch, the one thing I knew I wanted was 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:54.360 a modular sectional where the legs are like tucked in 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:57.240 you can't really see them. And then I wanted it minimalists, 0:03:57.240 --> 0:03:59.640 so I picked modular. What is that you mean? It 0:03:59.640 --> 0:04:03.000 ain't got no legs like my mom with that guy 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:04.840 she fucked in the story. If you don't know what 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:07.280 we're talking about, go check back and listen to the episode. 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:12.440 But anyway, let's get into some vanilla ship. And it's 0:04:12.520 --> 0:04:17.320 vanilla ship that's gonna remind you last week's episode, Like 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:24.320 not the same thing. Because oh god, jamaicanishes No, that 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:26.520 was not Jamaican at all. But I said that because 0:04:26.520 --> 0:04:33.360 the same thing. Doesn't like but you said the same 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:37.600 because one is it corple is it coople and the 0:04:38.160 --> 0:04:44.360 author single and he's going to talk. Okay, we are 0:04:44.480 --> 0:04:47.240 not going to do this whole thing. And I try 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:49.279 to get out, hold on, you're not because I hate it. 0:04:49.320 --> 0:04:51.880 I hate this motherfucking accent. But I don't even like accent. 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:56.719 I don't like accent. So he's been saying he talking 0:04:56.800 --> 0:05:00.680 to and he's saying no, no, no, no, no no no. 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:02.719 We're not gonna do that, y'all if you don't know 0:05:02.760 --> 0:05:05.520 what she's saying because I don't. Basically the vanilla ship 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:08.440 for this week. UM. I love that we're actually to 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:12.000 being able to talk about something current. UM. But I'm 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:15.520 also glad that her comments came out since we've done 0:05:15.560 --> 0:05:19.800 this because I don't believe them. Well I do too, 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:21.880 I guess before we get into this, I do want 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:23.880 to play a clip, and so, bitch, I'm gonna get 0:05:23.880 --> 0:05:28.480 myt So we're going to play a clip from the 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:31.240 interview UM that we're about to discuss. It is with 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:34.960 august Alsina and Angela Yee shout out Angela Yee for 0:05:35.120 --> 0:05:37.640 such a dope interview. But we're gonna play the clip 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:39.520 and we're gonna let y'all listen to it before we 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:45.960 do a deep dit. Here's what I'll say. Uh, people 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:51.680 can have whatever ideas that they like, but what I'm 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:56.080 not okay with is my character, you know, being in 0:05:56.200 --> 0:06:00.599 question when certain things are questionable that I know it's 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:05.599 not me, or that I know that I I haven't done. 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:10.400 You know, contrary to what some people may believe, I'm 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:14.320 not a troublemaker. You know, I don't. I don't like drama. 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:19.400 Drama actually makes me nauseous, you know what I'm saying. Um, 0:06:19.440 --> 0:06:24.039 And I also don't think that it's ever important for 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:27.640 people to know what I do, who I sleep with, 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:32.279 who I date, Right, But in this instance, it's very 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:35.480 different because, as I said, there's so many people that 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:40.440 sideiring me looking at me questionable about it. I mean, 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:46.719 I've lost money, friendships, relationships behind it, And um, I 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:50.680 think it's it's because people don't necessarily know the truth. 0:06:50.720 --> 0:06:55.480 But I've never done anything wrong. I love those people literally, 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:58.039 like my family, I don't ever have I don't have 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:01.440 a bad thing to say about think they are beautiful people. 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:06.359 You know, when something starts affecting my life, um, and 0:07:06.440 --> 0:07:09.680 not only affecting my life, but affecting my wellness and 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:14.120 my my well being and also starts to block my heart, 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:17.560 my heart space is blocked, I don't really have a 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:23.280 choice but to express my truth. I actually sat down 0:07:24.400 --> 0:07:28.960 with Will and had a conversation due to the transformation 0:07:29.600 --> 0:07:33.880 from their marriage to life partnership that they've spoken only 0:07:33.920 --> 0:07:41.200 several times, and it you know, not involving romanticism. He 0:07:41.240 --> 0:07:46.200 gave me his blessing and I totally gave myself to 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:50.720 that relationship for years of my life, you know. And 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:56.840 I truly and really really deeply loved and have a 0:07:56.840 --> 0:08:02.600 ton of love for her. Um. I devoted myself to it. 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:05.440 I gained my full self to it, so much so 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:10.080 to the point that I can die right now and 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:14.080 be okay with knowing that I truly gave myself to somebody. 0:08:14.200 --> 0:08:16.840 Right And now we're about to do a deep do 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:20.280 what you heard, by the way, just to just sum 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:23.920 it up, there's been rumored that he was dating Jada 0:08:23.960 --> 0:08:26.360 Pinkett Smith, and so if you look at some pictures 0:08:26.360 --> 0:08:28.880 that people have seen online, they've said they were together, 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:33.040 and basically he addressed those rumors, saying that he was 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:36.520 once romantically linked to her, and he claimed that Will 0:08:36.559 --> 0:08:39.920 approved it and it transformed into what he described as 0:08:39.920 --> 0:08:43.800 a non romantic life partnership. Now that is in regards 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:46.400 to their marriage. However, I do want to say this, 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:48.280 which I kind of get annoyed that people are like 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:51.920 acting like their marriage means nothing. They were just saying 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:57.160 the marriage they felt like could be up and down, 0:08:57.200 --> 0:08:58.800 like people use that word and you see people get 0:08:58.800 --> 0:09:01.320 divorced whatever. So they're just saying, no matter what happens, 0:09:01.360 --> 0:09:03.920 we will always be together. They never have said that 0:09:03.960 --> 0:09:06.840 they weren't romantically involved anymore. And I'm talking about Will 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:10.600 and Jada specifically. So from what you heard in the clip, 0:09:10.679 --> 0:09:13.600 that was a whole runaround of basically stars and moon 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:16.880 and love, and it sounds like they fucking no they 0:09:17.360 --> 0:09:21.200 So I don't even know if y'all remember we've had 0:09:21.200 --> 0:09:25.360 many episodes where we've talked about celebrity couples that we 0:09:25.400 --> 0:09:29.360 would want to fuck. I've oftentimes said Will and Jada, 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:33.360 I want both of they finances. But also because I 0:09:33.400 --> 0:09:36.240 feel like Will either gets pegged or as a cook 0:09:36.840 --> 0:09:40.800 and they are super into the swinging, like you feel 0:09:40.840 --> 0:09:43.559 like he does. Um, well, this is something that they've mentioned, 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:46.760 Like even Jada was like, listen, even if we together 0:09:46.880 --> 0:09:48.840 and you gotta go be with somebody else at the 0:09:48.840 --> 0:09:52.080 other side of the house. And by the way, and 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:53.640 I don't know if y'all know, but I know the 0:09:53.720 --> 0:09:57.120 teeth gonna come out soon because Titia Campbell ain't happy. 0:09:57.440 --> 0:10:00.960 Word on the street is and y'all this ain't coming 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:03.920 from me to coming from the screets, but that Will 0:10:04.040 --> 0:10:07.440 actually had a romantic relationship with Dwayne Martin and he's 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:10.000 the reason, well one of the reasons that him and 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:13.959 Titia Campbell got a divorce. So I feel like they 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:18.120 have an open relationship sort of arrangement where both of 0:10:18.160 --> 0:10:20.679 them can have other partners. I think it's also funny. 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:24.440 There was a clip circulating about um where Will was 0:10:24.480 --> 0:10:26.360 getting a massage, and I don't know if it was 0:10:26.400 --> 0:10:28.600 even by August or not, but he was like, oh, 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:31.160 a man, only a man knows how to please a 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:34.160 man the right way. And I was like, I saw 0:10:34.240 --> 0:10:37.400 that clip and I was like, Okay, now I will 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:40.160 say this much if that was true, because like that's 0:10:40.200 --> 0:10:43.000 been a little rumor for a long time. There Will 0:10:43.080 --> 0:10:46.560 was by I feel like it's so necessary because we 0:10:46.640 --> 0:10:50.480 really don't have any prominent bisexual male black figures at all. 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:53.120 I said, I I tweeted it, I said, I would 0:10:53.120 --> 0:10:54.760 love for him to come out and be there. If 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:57.120 it's true, I don't want, I don't. I don't know 0:10:57.160 --> 0:10:59.240 if it's true, of course, we don't know. But moreover, 0:10:59.320 --> 0:11:01.520 let's talk about why it kind of relates to Last week. 0:11:01.520 --> 0:11:03.480 A lot of people were making jokes about how the 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:06.840 Throutle episode came just in time, but I didn't take 0:11:06.880 --> 0:11:09.080 it as something that was happening between the three of them. 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:12.000 For me, what they've given off is that they're both 0:11:12.120 --> 0:11:15.480 very comfortable with the other person having other partners, which 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:18.199 is not trouble. It's not, I mean, to me, that's 0:11:18.240 --> 0:11:22.520 ethical nonmonogamy. Um, I don't even I mean ship Will 0:11:22.679 --> 0:11:25.960 got with Jada while she was still super fucking in 0:11:26.000 --> 0:11:28.079 love with Tupac, so he's pretty much had to share 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:31.079 Jada their whole relationship anyways, because that woman has not 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:34.400 given up on her love for another man, being Tupac, 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:36.720 even though he's dead. So I mean, I just think 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:43.760 that they haven't understanding going on. But aside from that, UM, 0:11:43.800 --> 0:11:46.760 I think it's interesting that Will and Jada have come 0:11:46.760 --> 0:11:54.120 out and denied that Will. Will came out and denied that, um, 0:11:54.200 --> 0:11:58.000 there was any situation at all, and then Jada was like, 0:11:58.200 --> 0:12:02.480 so I never had an fair and so I think 0:12:02.480 --> 0:12:07.280 that that says a lot. I can't here you. Maybe 0:12:07.320 --> 0:12:10.000 she thinks she didn't have an affair. You're not wait wait, wait, 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:12.880 you're not gonna don't mute this mic because you're it's 0:12:12.880 --> 0:12:14.800 not going well, So it's fine, just don't mute the 0:12:14.840 --> 0:12:16.240 mic anymore. Well, do you want to keep on doing 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:18.200 the episode? Because I don't know if they're gonna stop hammering. 0:12:19.559 --> 0:12:21.600 I mean, I guess we'll keep doing it. But if 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:23.280 you're like, I don't want to keep talking and I 0:12:23.280 --> 0:12:25.560 feel like you're not, I can't. All right, Well, if 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:27.160 it goes on another ten minutes, then we can stop. 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:30.400 So let me just mark the minute where we are 0:12:30.480 --> 0:12:34.640 hold on ten minutes exactly, Okay, UM, I don't know. 0:12:34.720 --> 0:12:37.680 I think that maybe Will, I mean, Jada is saying 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:39.840 that it's not an affair because it's not in her eyes, 0:12:39.920 --> 0:12:42.000 and I'm hoping that's what she discusses on the Red 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:45.720 Table talk because to me, an affair is deceit and 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:48.760 lying and cheating, And if you do have an understanding 0:12:48.800 --> 0:12:50.640 in your marriage where you can be with other people, 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:53.600 then no, you're not having an affair. So I get 0:12:53.640 --> 0:12:56.800 why it would be bothersome to her because if she 0:12:56.880 --> 0:12:59.559 really believes that she's respecting the boundaries of her marriage, 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:02.920 and that's what she does. Also, people on Twitter are 0:13:02.960 --> 0:13:07.160 weird at fuck the way that like they're dissected and like, 0:13:07.760 --> 0:13:11.960 I'm kind of Twitter and try to dissect us and 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:15.439 don't know us. Twitter is for the I mean, Twitter 0:13:15.520 --> 0:13:18.320 is a great laugh if you follow the right people. 0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:23.319 It's also a great secondary source for porn. But Twitter 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:26.560 porn a whole bunch of not ship. I told you 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:29.840 that's where I find all of like my good amateur 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:33.880 porn stars as Twitter. So I love it well, I 0:13:34.200 --> 0:13:37.240 really hope and I wish these these two piece because 0:13:37.280 --> 0:13:41.120 honestly and truly Will and Jada are a couple of 0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:44.480 goals for all of us. I think they're dope as ship, 0:13:45.000 --> 0:13:47.600 and it makes me sad to think that people may 0:13:47.640 --> 0:13:51.199 be thinking less of suck his dick and eat her pussy, 0:13:52.040 --> 0:13:54.000 like bring it in and if you want to add 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:57.160 August in there too, all he needs to be fine. 0:13:57.240 --> 0:13:59.959 I don't know what he had going on with that hair. Okay, 0:14:00.320 --> 0:14:03.599 the hair was bad, but girl, everybody has a bad 0:14:03.840 --> 0:14:08.200 she's going on with? What was he? Was that his project? 0:14:08.240 --> 0:14:10.400 Because it was on his YouTube? What did he have 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:12.760 going on? I thought there was like teases of angel. 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:16.200 He did just release. He just released a new album, 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:19.440 which actually I enjoy it. Okay, so that was that 0:14:19.480 --> 0:14:23.160 was ut? Yeah, not that this is a music podcast, 0:14:23.200 --> 0:14:26.760 but it's called the Project three State of Emergency. I 0:14:26.880 --> 0:14:29.480 enjoy it. I love I don't know how August and 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:32.880 Mandy know each other, but we don't. Calm down. Calm 0:14:32.920 --> 0:14:36.520 down the Project three. If you're cast in the crapt twelve, 0:14:37.200 --> 0:14:40.200 calm damn bit. I love me some August Alsina, and 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:42.080 I love that he has a new project out, like 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:45.520 I'm here for what an album drop? Speaking of pussy eating, 0:14:45.520 --> 0:14:48.160 you said he would eat um Jada's pussy. This is 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:50.960 a very basic horridor. I mean I was about to say, 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:53.760 I feel like you've given this tip like thirty thousand times. No, 0:14:54.240 --> 0:14:56.960 but it's now it's got some stats to it. No, no no, no, 0:14:57.000 --> 0:14:59.400 I haven't given this tip particularly. I talk a lot 0:14:59.440 --> 0:15:03.000 about like things to do with your mouth, but circles 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:05.560 on the clip. A study there was a study done 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:08.840 at the Indiana University of one thousand and fifty five women, 0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:12.720 and three out of four of them like tracing circles 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:16.000 on their clip with fingers or tongue. Now, of course 0:15:16.080 --> 0:15:18.560 you can ask somebody what they want, but assuming that 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:21.520 you're not asking questions or you're trying something new, this 0:15:21.560 --> 0:15:26.280 circular motion is. Honestly, I think I do it when 0:15:26.280 --> 0:15:29.080 I masturbate, now that I'm thinking about it, like and 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:32.880 I'm like rubbing this way, I probably am, I think, 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:38.200 I see. And if I don't have UM, if I 0:15:38.200 --> 0:15:41.600 don't have my womanizer, I feel like I finger like this, 0:15:41.960 --> 0:15:43.760 like I don't feel like I do circles. I feel 0:15:43.760 --> 0:15:48.520 like I go like I see. The other day, I 0:15:48.520 --> 0:15:50.480 had to do it while this nile was asleep. He 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:53.200 wasn't feeling well, so I couldn't get it. So I 0:15:53.280 --> 0:15:56.280 was like, okay, I'm just masturbate, and I was trying 0:15:56.320 --> 0:15:58.880 not to like move my hand too much like this way. 0:15:59.160 --> 0:16:02.520 So I did some circular ship bitch that I killed it. 0:16:02.600 --> 0:16:06.480 I killed my own pussy. I fucking took my entire hand, 0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:10.120 not just two fingers, but like all the palm and everything, 0:16:10.160 --> 0:16:13.000 and like circular motion my clip. Oh my god, it 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:15.560 was amazing. It was like I was so proud of 0:16:15.600 --> 0:16:19.560 myself that I felt guilty that he missed out. It 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:23.120 was really good. But I just want to say that 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:26.120 the alphabet thing that you guys are learning about pussy 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:29.240 eating isn't necessarily the right way. I think it's just 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:31.560 trying to get your tongue in a less awkward motion, 0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:34.680 but trying not to just use your tongue, also use 0:16:34.720 --> 0:16:39.000 your mouth, like making your mouth a suction cup over 0:16:39.120 --> 0:16:42.640 the clip, and like going in a rotating motion that 0:16:42.680 --> 0:16:47.680 helps actually moving your head. Don't be scared. It's so 0:16:47.720 --> 0:16:51.040 crazy because so I know we're doing like these sex tips, 0:16:51.080 --> 0:16:53.560 and I've been thinking of tips along the way of 0:16:53.600 --> 0:16:57.560 me getting absident dick because I have a nigga that 0:16:57.640 --> 0:17:01.120 I cannot keep up with now only fucking ship the 0:17:01.160 --> 0:17:05.000 absinent dick that I've been getting. Holy fuck, I did. 0:17:05.119 --> 0:17:07.560 I've done new positions that I want to share with 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:13.560 y'all what it is absent and shout out on the 0:17:13.600 --> 0:17:15.840 sex said Mandy and I were both featured on her 0:17:15.840 --> 0:17:18.680 season finale about and when I did it, I was absinent. 0:17:19.200 --> 0:17:23.320 You gotta stop bullshit and people take their absince that's cool. 0:17:23.320 --> 0:17:25.600 Did they take it seriously? Bitch? I did too for 0:17:25.640 --> 0:17:28.920 the two and a half months anymore. But now this 0:17:29.000 --> 0:17:30.600 is the dick that I was getting while I was 0:17:30.640 --> 0:17:32.919 telling Hose I was absinent, when I really wasn't. So 0:17:33.000 --> 0:17:38.800 bitches my absentent dick Ho France said, I can be absinent. 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:41.760 It's still good dick, and I just don't have to 0:17:41.760 --> 0:17:44.639 tell nobody. So now I'm openly telling y'all that for 0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:46.600 the month, one of the months that I said I 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:49.560 was abstinent, I was getting motherfucking dick and it was 0:17:49.600 --> 0:17:51.639 the best dick that I got in line? Do you know? 0:17:51.960 --> 0:17:54.640 Real quick? Let me tell you how bad it is? 0:17:54.640 --> 0:17:58.040 Is it bad that I gave him sevens ring tone? Bitch? 0:17:58.160 --> 0:18:02.200 I switched all seven tone and gave it to this nigga. 0:18:02.520 --> 0:18:12.560 Now I hear it's his ring because no, I'm because 0:18:12.680 --> 0:18:15.040 it vibrates and keeps going on and I'm able to 0:18:15.119 --> 0:18:18.720 hear it, and so this is this is his ring tone? 0:18:19.800 --> 0:18:31.240 Hello the playground, play five place. Well, do you know 0:18:31.400 --> 0:18:34.200 how I know the name of that ring tone? How 0:18:34.240 --> 0:18:37.160 do you know the ring? I'll tell you you guys 0:18:37.160 --> 0:18:39.919 are not gonna believe this, and I can't take the 0:18:39.960 --> 0:18:45.320 same ring so far our lovers. Miss Wheezy, who does 0:18:45.359 --> 0:18:48.560 not believe in birth control, got so scared when I 0:18:48.600 --> 0:18:52.160 had to take four Mexican pregnancy tests that Joe now 0:18:53.359 --> 0:18:57.960 on birth control, okay, And I said, what alarm am 0:18:57.960 --> 0:19:01.720 I gonna use to remind me to not get pregnant 0:19:01.880 --> 0:19:04.440 and take this pill? And it is playtime because it's 0:19:04.480 --> 0:19:07.800 so fucking childish that it makes me. It is. So 0:19:07.960 --> 0:19:10.280 the reason why I like it is because it's the 0:19:10.320 --> 0:19:12.080 only ring tone that will wake me up in my 0:19:12.119 --> 0:19:15.720 sleep because it vibrates and rings and it goes on forever. 0:19:15.800 --> 0:19:19.720 It's not just like ring no, but like when I 0:19:19.760 --> 0:19:21.760 get a ding, it's just a thing. I don't wake 0:19:21.840 --> 0:19:24.040 up on ding, But this one plays for like fucking 0:19:24.040 --> 0:19:27.480 four seconds, so bitch, I wake up for that whole 0:19:28.240 --> 0:19:30.479 And now that it's also triggered me to a booty 0:19:30.480 --> 0:19:34.919 call message because it was sevens, it's just like I 0:19:34.960 --> 0:19:40.800 know who's hitting me. So I'm magine that my nigga's 0:19:40.880 --> 0:19:43.399 ring tone is your birth control alarm. Well, it just 0:19:43.480 --> 0:19:50.000 feels like a fucking baby, like, well, he my baby, yo, 0:19:50.160 --> 0:19:54.680 know what I mean? I'm sick. I don't want to leave. 0:19:55.760 --> 0:20:00.000 On the Patreon episode, them Hose was roasting us, like, damn, 0:20:00.000 --> 0:20:05.280 we're gonna have to call y'all responsible decisions for relationship decisions. 0:20:08.480 --> 0:20:11.000 It's the rugs that sounds like it sounds like you're 0:20:11.000 --> 0:20:14.080 about to hop on some dick. Okay, don't say rug Rats, 0:20:14.119 --> 0:20:17.000 well I talk about I have to know some dude 0:20:18.240 --> 0:20:19.800 is going to think of rug Rats. That's what they 0:20:19.800 --> 0:20:23.240 stole that fucking beat from. Do you think so? Yes? 0:20:23.280 --> 0:20:31.000 I do? Rug Rats was rug Rats? Was? I was 0:20:31.080 --> 0:20:35.160 just working watching this uh comedy show where who was it? 0:20:35.200 --> 0:20:38.720 Was it? Andre Well? I watched Tiffany had his y'all 0:20:38.760 --> 0:20:41.640 that whole is not funny. It's leaf, but I did 0:20:41.640 --> 0:20:45.959 not really Tiffany had her stand up on Netflix. Was 0:20:46.640 --> 0:20:49.639 that's she and I love her kudos the Black Women, 0:20:49.800 --> 0:20:53.040 but she just wasn't funny. I wanted to like Amanda 0:20:53.080 --> 0:20:56.520 steels Um stand up. I didn't like that too much either. 0:20:56.600 --> 0:20:59.600 I like check Hers, yet I actually changed a lot 0:20:59.680 --> 0:21:02.919 of my feelings towards her. I really didn't like her 0:21:03.040 --> 0:21:05.919 first because I just felt like, oh, you didn't like her, 0:21:05.960 --> 0:21:08.560 now you like her. She's growing on me. Yeah. I 0:21:08.920 --> 0:21:11.680 just felt like she was just too brash. And then 0:21:11.880 --> 0:21:14.960 people that I know personally have said things about their 0:21:15.040 --> 0:21:18.000 encounters with her which made me also not like her. 0:21:18.040 --> 0:21:20.000 That influenced my opinion. But not even that. It's just 0:21:20.040 --> 0:21:22.000 like her attitude about like, well you don't like me, 0:21:22.119 --> 0:21:24.640 fuck you. It's like do you want us to buy 0:21:24.720 --> 0:21:27.600 books and watch your ship? Like? I mean, I feel 0:21:27.640 --> 0:21:30.679 like I have that attitude, but to me, to me, 0:21:30.960 --> 0:21:33.359 she just comes off kind of contradictory, like and I 0:21:33.359 --> 0:21:36.360 feel like she never really apologized to the black man 0:21:36.440 --> 0:21:39.560 that she accluded accused of sexual assault and that came 0:21:39.560 --> 0:21:42.480 out to be innocent, like and that it really didn't happen. 0:21:42.600 --> 0:21:45.359 And I just feel like it she just is constantly 0:21:45.400 --> 0:21:47.520 on the attack of black men that I don't like, 0:21:47.760 --> 0:21:50.600 but she has a lot of black men friends. Well. See, 0:21:50.680 --> 0:21:54.280 here's the thing. Though I I appreciate it. I really 0:21:54.280 --> 0:21:56.440 didn't like her breakfast club interview, but she did say 0:21:56.440 --> 0:21:58.440 one thing. She was like, everybody feels like I attacked 0:21:58.440 --> 0:22:02.560 black men, but she's like, I would rather us check 0:22:02.600 --> 0:22:05.080 our own and somebody else do it, and she's right. 0:22:05.160 --> 0:22:06.960 Black men do need to be checked. I mean, they're 0:22:07.040 --> 0:22:09.800 killing trans women more than anybody else. Like it. Ain't 0:22:09.840 --> 0:22:11.879 like black men are now here fucking up and I 0:22:11.920 --> 0:22:14.080 would prefer one of our own to do it in 0:22:14.240 --> 0:22:17.919 some random motherfucker, But I mean where where. What I 0:22:17.960 --> 0:22:21.000 like that what she said is for her people. She's like, 0:22:21.000 --> 0:22:22.720 I'm a writer for my people, and when you guys 0:22:22.800 --> 0:22:24.640 understand and see what I'm trying to do, then you'll 0:22:24.680 --> 0:22:27.680 appreciate me. And I'll wait to see what she's trying 0:22:27.680 --> 0:22:31.119 to do because I don't get it. Well, I'll wait, 0:22:31.560 --> 0:22:34.239 I'll wait. I think I think she educates people a 0:22:34.240 --> 0:22:36.639 lot more than we realize, even if it's not me 0:22:36.720 --> 0:22:42.280 or you. Like what Shaun King's page does and a 0:22:42.280 --> 0:22:44.520 lot of people find him to be controversial. I'd rather 0:22:44.560 --> 0:22:46.640 follow a man to seals for that. And I don't 0:22:46.640 --> 0:22:48.800 really like her, but I'd rather have the message from 0:22:48.840 --> 0:22:52.800 a black girl than somebody else. But speaking of changed opinions, 0:22:53.040 --> 0:22:59.800