WEBVTT - Stop Feeding the Cats

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran phone tapp.

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<v Speaker 2>Dear Elvis, My mother Beth constantly feeds these stupid stray

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<v Speaker 2>cats outside of our house, and she's always worried about

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<v Speaker 2>neighbors calling to complain about how unsanitary it is. Wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>it be hilarious to call as one of our neighbors,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe the one she'd has never gotten along with, and

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<v Speaker 2>assure you this will drive her nuts. This is from

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<v Speaker 2>her husband Richard, daughter Kristen. Here comes Danielle as the

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<v Speaker 2>nasty neighbor calling Beth about feeding all the cats in

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<v Speaker 2>the neighborhood. Let's listen in to today's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Hi, can I talk to Beth please? Hey Beth,

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<v Speaker 3>this is a niece. My aunt is constantly talking about

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<v Speaker 3>these stray cats that you feed.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't feed stray cat.

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<v Speaker 3>I beg to differ. I know I've seen you feed them.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's get to the point. What do you want?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, the point is my aunt would really like you

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<v Speaker 3>to stop feeding the stray cats.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what.

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<v Speaker 3>Excuse me?

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, Hi, man, speak to Beth.

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<v Speaker 3>Please?

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<v Speaker 4>Hello Beth?

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<v Speaker 3>Are we not two grown women that we can't talk you?

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<v Speaker 4>I'll get you for harassment.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait a minute. First of all, if you don't stop

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<v Speaker 3>feeding the cat. Hello, Hello, mans, Please speak to Beth. Please,

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<v Speaker 3>she keeps hanging up on me. Yeah, I do have

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<v Speaker 3>something to say to you.

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<v Speaker 4>I can get you on some harassment for form. Here

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<v Speaker 4>every five minutes and I can get you. Tell you something. Honey,

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<v Speaker 4>kiss my ass and you can talk.

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<v Speaker 2>Last, kiss my ass and you can tell her husband

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<v Speaker 2>to kiss my ass twice.

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<v Speaker 4>Goodbye. Hello, don't hang up the phone.

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<v Speaker 3>I want you to tell her that I'm calling her

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<v Speaker 3>the crazy lady with the cats. All right, She's a

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<v Speaker 3>freaking crazy lady with the cats. I'm gonna call Animal

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<v Speaker 3>will Protection if she doesn't get on the phone and

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<v Speaker 3>work this out with me right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Animal Protection, you want to talk for her. She wants

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<v Speaker 4>your number.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell her to get on the phone with me and

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<v Speaker 3>I'll give her my number.

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<v Speaker 4>Give you a number, get on the phone. She said

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<v Speaker 4>something rude.

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<v Speaker 3>Why is she acting like such a bitch. She's not

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<v Speaker 3>an adult. She can't talk to me.

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<v Speaker 4>She don't want to talk to you. Just talked to

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<v Speaker 4>one second. She's going crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Best get a pick up the phone.

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<v Speaker 4>It's going crazy. I think it's over. She just threw

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<v Speaker 4>stuff at me. It's a phone pat She just wanted

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<v Speaker 4>we have to tell it. It's only a joke. It's

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<v Speaker 4>only a show. She just went nuts. Gotta go, bet, Bet,

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<v Speaker 4>it's only a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, Duran phone tap.

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