Speaker 1: The Nikki Glaser Podcastser here, I am welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: It's the Nikki Glazer Podcast back in studio with Brian
Speaker 1: Frangie and Andrew Collin. It's Christmas in La No one's here.
Speaker 2: It's wonderful to be able to drive around with minimal
Speaker 2: There's still more traffic than I thought than I remember
Speaker 2: being the last time I was here for the holidays.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my Plates classes, I I'm just gonna pick what
Speaker 1: time I want to go today. When I want to go,
Speaker 1: I don't have to I don't want to just think
Speaker 1: ahead because they're all open and I can go any
Speaker 1: time like usually I have to schedule that ship like
Speaker 1: a week in advance.
Speaker 2: Louis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you want to make some a little money
Speaker 1: to open a plate studio. I've never gone to a
Speaker 1: class that is it? One hundred percent fall? What about you? Andrew?
Speaker 1: Aren't they awful?
Speaker 3: Everything's ful? Awful?
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's awful. Yeah. People want to work out.
Speaker 1: And I went to a class the other day in
Speaker 1: Marina del Rey when I was there for the Thursday
Speaker 1: night football, and they have shoved these reformers and where
Speaker 1: they are limiting like the exercises so like you can't
Speaker 1: do things where your legs go out to the side
Speaker 1: because you were next. They are squeezing these in because
Speaker 1: why wouldn't they They get like probably throw two peoples
Speaker 1: of class. You make an extra how many classes today?
Speaker 1: Six classes? You make an extra three hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: dollars or whatever that is. It adds us.
Speaker 2: It's like, it's the same reason why they make all
Speaker 2: the drinks two ounces smaller now, because you know you think.
Speaker 1: Of that that people don't really notice. I don't need
Speaker 1: to do a hamstring stretch at the end of class
Speaker 1: where my foot goes out to the like I don't
Speaker 1: need that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they need smaller reformers.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's a shout out to my teacher that day
Speaker 1: in Venice. It was actually Venice, and he said, you're
Speaker 1: going to make your back straighter than I wanted to
Speaker 1: be in high school. That was laced with a lot
Speaker 1: of pain.
Speaker 3: Did he know you're no?
Speaker 1: Because I gave him a review because I thought he
Speaker 1: might and I thought like, oh, I'll give him a nod,
Speaker 1: and then he wrote back like a generic thank you,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, probably don't know. But I
Speaker 1: was giving him good laughs because I felt like maybe
Speaker 1: that would have missed that. I thought he might recognize me,
Speaker 1: so I was like, I want to make him feel
Speaker 1: like he made a comedian laugh because it was funny
Speaker 1: and no one else was laughing. I was like, come on,
Speaker 1: is he an actor?
Speaker 2: I mean he might be.
Speaker 1: He looked like he told he had mentioned that he
Speaker 1: has worked in this space for over ten years. He
Speaker 1: was a really fit gay man.
Speaker 3: You ever find yourself in these like plates classes and
Speaker 3: you get an instructor that speaks from the heart, like
Speaker 3: and you're doing this for.
Speaker 1: You, your bad thank your body.
Speaker 3: And I start laughing at them, and then by the
Speaker 3: time they get done with the sentence, I get emotional.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: At first I'm like, what a fucking loose And then
Speaker 3: I'm like, it really is just for me I do myself.
Speaker 3: The older I get getting more emotional, Yeah, like that
Speaker 3: kind of thing.
Speaker 2: I realize the pain. You know, you have pain that
Speaker 2: you suffer throughout your life, and you get these things
Speaker 2: make more sense to you as you get older.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, lyrics have been getting a little deeper
Speaker 3: for me, or like I'm like listening.
Speaker 1: To let the dogs out.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I was like they should have been chained up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's an existential question. Yeah, really it's about like
Speaker 1: why are we here?
Speaker 3: I know you just want to make fun, Like I
Speaker 3: just want to fuck it loser. So I definitely been
Speaker 3: feeling it lately.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it too. I get them. So I
Speaker 1: get emotional in classes, especially if I'm going into one
Speaker 1: and I'm already like depressed and it's already on my
Speaker 1: agenda and i have no nothing else to do, so
Speaker 1: I'm like, I guess I got to go, and I'm
Speaker 1: just feeling weakened emotionally, Like doing something physical can sometimes
Speaker 1: make me tear up because I'm just like, I'm so
Speaker 1: hard in my life is hard, and it's I hate
Speaker 1: this and like I'm looking at myself in the mirror
Speaker 1: and I'm kind of like seeing things I don't like.
Speaker 1: And I can get like emotional in classes and like
Speaker 1: it lets you get out some you know. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: working out is so good, so good. I've never regretted
Speaker 1: it in my life. But what the fuck is that?
Speaker 1: I remember Sarah to having a joke about you've never
Speaker 1: gone to the gym and regretted it after you've never left, Like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck was that about? Not even once. Can
Speaker 1: you think of anything else in your life that you
Speaker 1: have not have not at least one time regretted after doing.
Speaker 3: Yeah every time?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I mean there's been times where I'm like,
Speaker 1: I could have that was good, but I could have
Speaker 1: gotten some work done instead. Like, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't think there's anything maybe snuggling my dog.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, you don't regret that. You don't regret ever, well,
Speaker 2: spending time with loved ones. I feel like, yeah, but no,
Speaker 2: it's a it's it's a Christmas time. I think this
Speaker 2: might be Christmas when.
Speaker 1: You're listening to Oh yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: So I think we should talk about Christmas a little bit,
Speaker 2: the holidays in general.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the older you get the like we used to
Speaker 3: do because I'm Jewish but Christian stepmom, we do a
Speaker 3: Jew verus boy basketball game, okay, and it was like
Speaker 3: intense and it was just like all my red neck
Speaker 3: step family. Yeah, got Jake the Snake Bobby. Now you
Speaker 3: would think the Rednecks would win.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but they're all like six two and taller, and
Speaker 5: the Jews are like, we're scrappy.
Speaker 3: And we played good defense and we and we would
Speaker 3: the Jews would always.
Speaker 2: Win yeah, well that's how it was.
Speaker 3: You weren't as athletic.
Speaker 2: The NBA had a lot of Jews in it. Back
Speaker 2: in the day black people could pay.
Speaker 3: Name one uh.
Speaker 2: Russia, Russia Glickstein, he was a great point guard. No,
Speaker 2: but because it really is attributed to class, because basketball
Speaker 2: is a very You don't need a lot in order
Speaker 2: to be able to play basketball.
Speaker 1: You just need the hoops.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and same thing with soccer, which why there's a
Speaker 2: lot of like Latin American countries and South American countries
Speaker 2: where they're so good at soccers. Is all you need
Speaker 2: is a net. You need a net. You could just.
Speaker 1: Havelo is the richest one because you made a horse.
Speaker 2: Yes, like yeah, exactly in the land exactly. And so
Speaker 2: back in the back in the forties, the Jews were
Speaker 2: the ones that were poor and they were you know,
Speaker 2: playing basketball all the time, and so a lot of
Speaker 2: them made it professional.
Speaker 3: And then it changed was the height kind of guy
Speaker 3: in the way there were Jews aren't.
Speaker 1: Tall the most the cheapest sport.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's why Ukaopia and Kenya are so good
Speaker 2: at the marathons.
Speaker 1: I think there's other things about that, Like there's there's
Speaker 1: like the passages of like you know, right, rituals around
Speaker 1: becoming a man and you have to run a really
Speaker 1: long time and suffer like uh you know, even like
Speaker 1: just like rituals of like manhood where you have to
Speaker 1: suffer through intense pain to prove and we don't only
Speaker 1: go through that here in America, of like having to
Speaker 1: just brace and not show a tear when you're feeling
Speaker 1: like extreme pain. Like Hamish from Hamish and Andy, if
Speaker 1: you've ever seen where he puts his hands in the
Speaker 1: bullet Ants thing, he goes to South America. They do
Speaker 1: Hamish and Andy gap Year, which is you just every
Speaker 1: I've talked about it before in the podcast, but if
Speaker 1: you're a listener that didn't look this up back then,
Speaker 1: the worst and most intense main in the world is
Speaker 1: from a bullet Ant and Hamish and Andy, who are
Speaker 1: these guys from Australia who are really good friends of
Speaker 1: me and Chris's. They they're hilarious. But they had the
Speaker 1: show where they would go to different countries and like
Speaker 1: you know, kind of do a Conan type show before
Speaker 1: Conan was doing it, and they do all these adventures
Speaker 1: and one of them was like doing this manhood ritual
Speaker 1: in this South American viil, like you know, remote Amazonian
Speaker 1: tribal village, and it was like, oh, this is like
Speaker 1: the most pain you'll feel. They like had plans the
Speaker 1: us of the day, We're gonna do this shoot after
Speaker 1: and this thing, like after he recovers from the pain,
Speaker 1: he puts, hey, they have to like do some you
Speaker 1: should watch it. But they decide they're both not gonna
Speaker 1: do it. Only one's gonna do it, and it's gonna
Speaker 1: be the one who the tribe leader deems needs to
Speaker 1: become a man more than the other. So they have
Speaker 1: to like prove their manliness to and then the one
Speaker 1: who wins being most manly I think doesn't have to
Speaker 1: do it because he's already a man. Yeah, so the
Speaker 1: boyish one has to do it. Hamish has to do it,
Speaker 1: and they're like he's really he's scared, but he's not
Speaker 1: that scared. So they have these like woven mits, like
Speaker 1: oven mits right, that are have bullet ants woven into it,
Speaker 1: so the ants butts are sticking into it and you
Speaker 1: stick and then they just all sting you that it's
Speaker 1: such animal cruelty. I don't even want to talk about it,
Speaker 1: Like it makes me upset that this even is a thing.
Speaker 1: But they stick their hands in the mits, they get
Speaker 1: bit bit or stung like so many times, and the
Speaker 1: pain is so excruciating, like it's not funny at all.
Speaker 1: He like goes into nearly cardiac arrest. They're like doing
Speaker 1: all these like kind of tribal dances and he's like
Speaker 1: trying to keep it up and he's like he's sweating.
Speaker 1: They it's like, I think it ends up being like
Speaker 1: eleven hours of the worst pain where it feels like
Speaker 1: your bones are all breaking, like it's the worst pain
Speaker 1: known to man, and he felt it for eleven hours.
Speaker 1: He had to be like taken out of the village
Speaker 1: emergency style, like uh, to a hospital, put on ivy drips,
Speaker 1: like had to have morphine didn't help, Like it was
Speaker 1: It's an insane thing to watch. Watch the most Hamish
Speaker 1: and Andy ants is all you need to type into YouTube,
Speaker 1: and it's it's gone viral so many times you see
Speaker 1: it on rend it all the time.
Speaker 3: Does he feel like he learned a lesson? Though? Did
Speaker 3: he feel more? Mainly after it actually make him feel more?
Speaker 1: Wait, he I think his wife had just either gotten
Speaker 1: pregnant or there was something around it that was like
Speaker 1: it made him. I remember talking to him about it
Speaker 1: actually in February when we were out in Sydney. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I bring it up every time I see him.
Speaker 1: I'm like, can we just talk talk me through that again,
Speaker 1: because there's so many details that were behind the scenes,
Speaker 1: because they had the production team like had they were
Speaker 1: gonna go to dinner, They had like a whole night
Speaker 1: of like events planned, like you know, you wrap a production,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, it was like I think one of
Speaker 1: their last days of shooting on this really long shoot
Speaker 1: that had gone on for weeks and it would did
Speaker 1: not go that way at all. But I think it
Speaker 1: made him like reassess what he does in terms of
Speaker 1: like performing because he had like a wife and a
Speaker 1: baby on the way and it was like being reckless
Speaker 1: with his health and he didn't even realize that he was,
Speaker 1: and it made him like a it learned, it taught him,
Speaker 1: like it actually probably did teach him to be a
Speaker 1: man in the end. That's whoa word. Yeah, but it's
Speaker 1: it's it's it's really it's so sad because I love
Speaker 1: him so much and you just see this guy who
Speaker 1: is like truly Chris and I always say he's probably
Speaker 1: one of the funniest people that's ever lived. I think
Speaker 1: I put him with David Spade just in terms of
Speaker 1: like fun like always has a funny line after everything,
Speaker 1: Like he's just constantly funny. Yeah, just a gift to
Speaker 1: the world, like I would with Martin Short, David Spade,
Speaker 1: Hamish Blake and I think he said Hamilton before, but
Speaker 1: Hamish Hamilton directed My special, so I get them confused.
Speaker 1: But Hamish Blake out of Sydney. But anyway, but you
Speaker 1: just see it, like I can't really even watch it
Speaker 1: because I love him so much and seeing someone in pain,
Speaker 1: but it is fascinating. I do play it people because
Speaker 1: it's just a good YouTube. Watch.
Speaker 3: You ever see the There was like two girls and
Speaker 3: they ate that ghost chip no, you know, the hottest
Speaker 3: chip on Earth, and they're like, haha, you know you
Speaker 3: just see and then you just see it like transfire
Speaker 3: to where they're you can't do it, and the more
Speaker 3: you try to do. When I was in a fraternity,
Speaker 3: they put crab boil on us. You know that it's
Speaker 3: like burns your skin. It's like how they went.
Speaker 1: That's what I used to remove hands. I think it
Speaker 1: literally burns. It's crazy. It hurts so much and you.
Speaker 3: Can't put water on it because it just displaces it.
Speaker 3: Put milk on it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like hot ones drink and they'd pour it
Speaker 5: in your pants.
Speaker 1: That is so disgusting because.
Speaker 2: I wanted friends, Brian, Oh my god, that friendship.
Speaker 3: But yeah, no, it's like you can't run away from
Speaker 3: that pain.
Speaker 2: It reminds me of when I was having my gallbladder
Speaker 2: attacks the e eleven hours, Like I made it to
Speaker 2: eleven hours once and I can't imagine.
Speaker 3: Being eleven hours of pain.
Speaker 2: That was Yeah, final shows, Yeah no, that was the
Speaker 2: worst pain. I bet you. The bullet answer is worse.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you, Like if if anyone, I've said
Speaker 1: it before, but it just bears repeating. If you whenever,
Speaker 1: I'm going through a chronic pain thing of like a headache,
Speaker 1: and this is just like very minimal compared to what
Speaker 1: even you're talking about. There is this meditation on the
Speaker 1: Waking Up app that is free if you if you
Speaker 1: just sign up for it now, if you're someone who's
Speaker 1: had a headaches or whatever in the and you're gonna
Speaker 1: get one in the future, and you know it it's
Speaker 1: a meditation on the Waking Up app called Dealing with Pain.
Speaker 1: Just type in the word pain on the Waking Up
Speaker 1: app and you can get the Waking Up app for free,
Speaker 1: just right to wake u info at waking up dot org.
Speaker 1: I think, just look it up, but you can get
Speaker 1: it for free if you can't afford it. Because Sam
Speaker 1: Harris is a is a good person. But there's this
Speaker 1: pain meditation that is so helpful when you are trying
Speaker 1: to get to sleep and you're in pain, and like
Speaker 1: it helps you accept your pain, helps you like meditate
Speaker 1: through it in a way. It's like kind of the
Speaker 1: only time I've meditated in the past couple of years
Speaker 1: is when I have pain, and it's like almost I
Speaker 1: look forward to having pain, so I could put this
Speaker 1: meditation on because it works. Ensued you so much in Arkansas,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, let us go to break and then
Speaker 1: we'll come back and talk about I cannot believe we
Speaker 1: haven't didn't discuss it last time of your other podcast.
Speaker 1: I like cursed myself that I didn't ask you about it.
Speaker 1: So we'll hear about Arkansas when we get back up
Speaker 1: the time. Okay, so we're in Arkansas a few weeks ago,
Speaker 1: about a month ago doing shows. It's me Anya and Andrew.
Speaker 3: One show, just one night. Yeah, yeah, I won.
Speaker 1: One night over the weekend, like there's no other shows.
Speaker 1: Usually I have three shows in a week. It was
Speaker 1: the thirtieth. It was November thirtieth, I believe.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it was maybe October what. I don't know.
Speaker 5: It doesn't matter where Kansas, Uh outside of the Little
Speaker 5: Rock Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: Hot Springs. It was Hot Springs, yes, National Park, not
Speaker 1: the park. It was at a casino.
Speaker 2: Okay, casino near it. That's a Hot Springs, Arkansas.
Speaker 1: The yard. Okay, off my oak lawn. He looks like
Speaker 1: he says, get off my oaklawn to his own oak yard.
Speaker 2: Hot Springs National Park, which is crazy. It was the trashiest.
Speaker 2: It's the number one trashiest National park out of all
Speaker 2: sixty three. No, it's because it's just it's it's a
Speaker 2: strip of like you know, it used to be like
Speaker 2: a place where people go to get medical care in
Speaker 2: like the Hot Springs and the busneys facilities, and it's
Speaker 2: just like a strip like you're in downtown Nashville or something.
Speaker 2: And it's like, so that's fine. The Hot springs are
Speaker 2: cool because they're like the hot water that comes out
Speaker 2: of the ground.
Speaker 1: You can drink it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But other than that, it's just like filled with
Speaker 2: the trashiest people. It was filled with like people were
Speaker 2: like driving by. They're like motorcycle gangs and loud cars
Speaker 2: just like driving down the street. It truly felt like
Speaker 2: we were in downtown Nashville or something like that, and dangerous.
Speaker 2: It felt dangerous. Noren's supposed to be a national park.
Speaker 1: Every Listen, I'm from Saint Louis. We've got some really
Speaker 1: trashy areas too, and it's you know, making fun of
Speaker 1: trashy people is kind of making fun of poor people
Speaker 1: general only, So I don't want to be too mean.
Speaker 1: But don't get offended if you're from Arkansas. There are
Speaker 1: awesome people in Arkansas. One of my best friends lives
Speaker 1: in Arkansas. But yeah, it's got some problems.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like and no one had any respect
Speaker 2: for like the history or the or the nature. It
Speaker 2: was just people driving by, being as loud as possible,
Speaker 2: their loud.
Speaker 1: Moncycle, their loud cars over it. It's it's I screamed
Speaker 1: louder than their car at them. I can't I can't
Speaker 1: handle it. It is so so we're in Arkansas. We
Speaker 1: do a really great show, so fun, great crowds, great
Speaker 1: hospitality at this uh this casino as well. Loved everything
Speaker 1: about it. Got in dinner show, went to dinner afterwards
Speaker 1: at the at the restaurant there. Yeah, they immediately serve
Speaker 1: us a complimentary on muz boush because they're you know,
Speaker 1: it's a they're making it a nice night for us,
Speaker 1: and so they're giving us like little treats, which is
Speaker 1: really nice, you know, to the talent. And it's a
Speaker 1: gay beef.
Speaker 3: Little beef like a steakhouse kind of a little beef soup,
Speaker 3: the little beef soup. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he took all all of ours. They're like little
Speaker 1: amus bosh. So it's like little it's like a little
Speaker 1: ram can.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So Andrew takes all of ours, which is great
Speaker 1: and fine. I'm glad it didn't go to waste. And
Speaker 1: then we order and I see there's a two fa
Speaker 1: on the menu, and I just think that's hilarious in
Speaker 1: Arkansas that there's a two fay because it just seems
Speaker 1: like that's seafood and you wouldn't want seafoods Louisiana. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, you're right. But I also was like,
Speaker 1: I love what Andrew does his like bay you character,
Speaker 1: like a two fay like about the gum boe down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I.
Speaker 1: Would he would go and do that voice and then
Speaker 1: he orders it and Anya and I kind of like,
Speaker 1: I don't have a moment where we're like, all right, well,
Speaker 1: Arkansas has lake.
Speaker 3: I think I'm not good with weed, and so I
Speaker 3: had one. I think I think I did the at
Speaker 3: after I had that a little bit a little way
Speaker 3: down there at but no, it was, yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: And then you also ordered a duck gumbo.
Speaker 3: I didn't know it was duck. I'm not a big
Speaker 3: duck guy.
Speaker 1: No one should be.
Speaker 3: So I'm ordering vomit, I'm ordering throw up.
Speaker 1: It looks like yeah.
Speaker 3: But I was like, all right, I ate the fe
Speaker 3: There was gallops in it. There was it looked.
Speaker 1: It looked decent. It looked you would feel good going down.
Speaker 1: Not great really truly in retrospect to you you there
Speaker 1: was a taste.
Speaker 3: In retrospect, I think I made a lot of bad choices.
Speaker 1: But in life, my meal, let me just say, was
Speaker 1: fucking delicious.
Speaker 3: Got like veggies, and it.
Speaker 1: Was so good. Like this place, please do not judge,
Speaker 1: just don't get the fay, but like that, that fucking
Speaker 1: meal was one of my favorite meals I've had in
Speaker 1: recent times. So that no, like this place is legit
Speaker 1: and but just maybe just not seafood in Arkansas anywhere,
Speaker 1: not just like this place.
Speaker 3: I felt like I ordered it. And it's like that
Speaker 3: lobster bit from SNL where they're like someone.
Speaker 1: Really, by the way, we don't know it was that
Speaker 1: this is all seculation. There's no this is alleged, this
Speaker 1: is we're joking, you're jesting. There is no slander here.
Speaker 3: Because I was at Thanksgiving two days before that next
Speaker 3: to someone who claimed to have food poisoning, but in retrospect,
Speaker 3: I think they might have had a stomach bug.
Speaker 1: Okay, so this is what it could. It's easy to
Speaker 1: blame thee because.
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't yeah, why wouldn't you blame.
Speaker 1: Eyes looking at you and yeah, yeah, yeah, And there's yeah,
Speaker 1: some duck dumbo that does look like vomit, but that
Speaker 1: doesn't mean it's not good. By the way, lots of
Speaker 1: foods that are good look like vomit. Chili chili, uh, soups,
Speaker 1: a lot of Indian dishes have like that consistency, and
Speaker 1: they're fucking amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, looks chewed up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, totally, totally okay.
Speaker 3: And I love food that's already yes, we love it.
Speaker 3: I love a food where someone's already been here. Yeah,
Speaker 3: let me get in after it. Choose baby bird, Yeah
Speaker 3: a little bit, baby bird, baby down.
Speaker 1: We have dinner. We have a great time, so many laughs.
Speaker 3: So I get back to the hotel.
Speaker 1: We're listening to, like, there's a song playing when we
Speaker 1: leave called disco Boy disco Boy, and I really felt
Speaker 1: like it embodied who Andrew is, and so I've added
Speaker 1: it to my Spotify. It comes up all the time
Speaker 1: now and I always think of you, disco boy, this
Speaker 1: school boy, he's this and he's dancing around.
Speaker 3: We're taking all our hotel rooms are right now. Mickey
Speaker 3: and I always joke because we always like they'll give
Speaker 3: us a joining rooms or whatever. So we both could
Speaker 3: hear ourselves watching porn hum by ourselves like whatever. We
Speaker 3: just don't want to be.
Speaker 1: That spank bank. Sorry, I can't even tell you where
Speaker 1: I go. Com bank bang is good. And then I
Speaker 1: find that reddit you can find so really good stuff
Speaker 1: and then to the red Reddit will take you. So
Speaker 1: if you go to a reddit and it has like
Speaker 1: a bunch of gifts or whatever, and it's like you
Speaker 1: want the whole video. A lot of times you can
Speaker 1: go into the comments and it'll have like source and
Speaker 1: it'll be like people be asking for sauce, which is
Speaker 1: what they do. You guys know this lingo.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm deep in the what's great.
Speaker 1: But like someone will say sauce because I guess that's
Speaker 1: just like a funny way to say source, and then
Speaker 1: people will link the source and take you to the
Speaker 1: That's how I found the website that I really do
Speaker 1: like that I cannot share. It's just too it's just
Speaker 1: specific people. It's not even like it's just it's not okay,
Speaker 1: what's going on on this website. It's it's it's not illegal.
Speaker 3: But adjoining rooms because I don't want.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's Drudge Report. It's so uh no, it's anyway.
Speaker 3: I feel like sometimes with Reddit or like if you're
Speaker 3: on those things, it feels too personal where then you're
Speaker 3: cheating because it's like it.
Speaker 1: Feels like you're looking for something like it's almost like
Speaker 1: it's almost like as specific as an actual person. So
Speaker 1: it's like you invented a new.
Speaker 2: Dodging through Reddit for these porn links. Is it your
Speaker 2: own profile? Do you have another profile?
Speaker 1: I'll use my own.
Speaker 2: You're not afraid of it, like ruining.
Speaker 1: It's not my my actual profile Nikki Glazer, which I
Speaker 1: never use. I would only go to that one to
Speaker 1: comment on things as myself, Like I used to comment
Speaker 1: like on the Cone and thing if they would say
Speaker 1: something about like you know, or Taylor Swift if I
Speaker 1: want to be nick Glaser and but I never would.
Speaker 1: I would never, like, uh, scroll as Nicki Glazer. It
Speaker 1: would only do it. And then I use an anonymous
Speaker 1: one that it has a name, but it's anonymous yea
Speaker 1: and is not linked to me at all. So I
Speaker 1: was recently there was a Swifty thing that I wanted
Speaker 1: to comment on and I went on as Nicky Glazer
Speaker 1: and I commented, and I was like, what's going on
Speaker 1: my bro? Like, I don't even what have I done
Speaker 1: on here? Could anyone? Have I ever done anything weird?
Speaker 1: And I look and it is porn someone's someone's taken
Speaker 1: over my account. It's not my face, it's a porn star,
Speaker 1: but it's Nicki Glazer Reddit I have, and yeah they
Speaker 1: hacked to and they like have posted porn and stuff.
Speaker 1: But it's not me. It's not even like deep fakes
Speaker 1: of me. It's like it's literally a porn site. So
Speaker 1: obviously that's not me. I don't know how to get
Speaker 1: it back. I don't know what to do. I don't
Speaker 1: really care. I can't do anything about it. I just
Speaker 1: have to create a new Nikki guyser one. But but
Speaker 1: I will say just for porn, for people looking at porn,
Speaker 1: a good uh, because I think some people are lost
Speaker 1: in that world. And I just don't think you need
Speaker 1: to feel as bad about it. And there are some
Speaker 1: shortcuts that I had to learn the hard way, the
Speaker 1: wet way is.
Speaker 2: Well, this Christmas episode is just I feel Pornhub is
Speaker 2: like Pornhub is like if you go to fast food
Speaker 2: and you get a burger, you don't feel bad.
Speaker 3: But if you get a burger at like a place
Speaker 3: where you don't usually get a burger, that's why it
Speaker 3: feels a little dirtier.
Speaker 2: Interesting, you know what, I'm.
Speaker 1: Going to like a gourmet place that.
Speaker 3: Makes them just a way okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they go We have this new topic that you
Speaker 1: didn't even know you wanted blue cheese in so.
Speaker 2: So in this gourmet place, is it is it like
Speaker 2: a displaying of videos or are there's specific people that
Speaker 2: are like you can go to their page, you can go.
Speaker 1: There's definitely con There's definitely producers that have their stuff
Speaker 1: on here a lot, but I don't think they like
Speaker 1: are aware of it. But like that's where I would
Speaker 1: go to find like this one. There is this one
Speaker 1: production company that does the most insane stuff and most
Speaker 1: of the I would say ninety percent of their stuff
Speaker 1: is way too extreme for me and I end up
Speaker 1: being like literally disgusted. Yeah, but there's sometimes when that
Speaker 1: ten percent they hit it well and.
Speaker 2: Then it'll start spiral and you'll get more and more intense.
Speaker 1: It's times all I want is just let's all keep
Speaker 1: this content going. Let's just be nicer every every all
Speaker 1: the guys just need to be nicer. Keep doing what
Speaker 1: you're doing, making porn, but just don't be mean and
Speaker 1: don't like actually hurt the women, because I can't imagine
Speaker 1: that doesn't actually hurt. There's ways to do it that
Speaker 1: don't hurt, And I'm just like that's when I go, No,
Speaker 1: that looks like it's actually painful. And that's when I said,
Speaker 1: but some people like that, some some women like that.
Speaker 1: I yeah, but that's not for me anyway.
Speaker 3: So oh yeah, back to f So.
Speaker 1: We we also are shooting a TikTok where it's like
Speaker 1: we have to do all these weird dances, and we're
Speaker 1: in the hallway right before we say good night. Oh,
Speaker 1: because all of our rooms are like close to each other.
Speaker 3: We're on the same floor. Yeah, so we're very close
Speaker 3: to each I'm literally adjoining Anya.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So you're hearing around. Yeah, I'm hearing her porn.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine she watches porn and she reads a book. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's very delicate.
Speaker 3: Anywitz or whatever.
Speaker 1: The photographer.
Speaker 3: Is like a guitar in her asshole or something. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but like gently yeah yeah, yeah, well it weeps anyhow.
Speaker 3: So so I end up feeling sick around eleven and
Speaker 3: you guys are so close, but I don't want to
Speaker 3: annoy you. You're probably awake, but you have a flight
Speaker 3: at five am or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we had to get out at five am.
Speaker 3: So I start feeling sick. I throw up, Yeah, and
Speaker 3: like but to the point where it's like dug gumbos, dude,
Speaker 3: gumboed up and it was bad. It was like and
Speaker 3: then I was at both ends just I haven't felt
Speaker 3: sick like this since I was like eleven, when you
Speaker 3: get like that random.
Speaker 2: A gall bladder attack, dude, I was.
Speaker 3: It was so bad and all night I threw up
Speaker 3: in the shower and so then if I went in
Speaker 3: the shower to throw up in the shower, yeah, my god.
Speaker 3: And I'm on the floor at the bathroom and I'm
Speaker 3: literally think I'm going to die, and I'm like, but
Speaker 3: the last thing I want to do is call anyone.
Speaker 1: Am I really wish you would have called me. I
Speaker 1: would have never been upset like I was so sad
Speaker 1: when I heard you went through that alone. Like luckily,
Speaker 1: I'm guessing you called Brennan's on the phone with you.
Speaker 3: Ah. Yeah, she was just like put it on silence.
Speaker 1: Honestly, you have to call me next time. I'm not
Speaker 1: kidding you, Like I would not have been mad like Ryan.
Speaker 3: Getting that too. Fag again, I don't care if we
Speaker 3: even coast.
Speaker 1: You don't do don't do that alone. Again. I felt
Speaker 1: I felt so horrible you had to go through that.
Speaker 1: But then so what happened So.
Speaker 3: The morning comes around and that marketing lady gave us
Speaker 3: the card. We're staying at a casino, and you know,
Speaker 3: when you're sick, you're having like you don't really think clearly,
Speaker 3: and I was like, well, I'll just get an IV trip.
Speaker 3: I'm like picturing all these tiktoks where guys are just like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: I can be vitamins in my arm. Yeah, they come
Speaker 3: to your I got.
Speaker 1: One last week.
Speaker 3: Okay, did nothing?
Speaker 1: Did nothing really literally did nothing for me.
Speaker 2: Make you hydrated. It'll affect you in a way that
Speaker 2: you can't really consciously.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think if you got one for yourself, you might
Speaker 2: as well get one for him to keep him in
Speaker 2: the loop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I I yeah, I thought I was just
Speaker 1: I didn't have the flu. I didn't have the floor.
Speaker 2: All it does is it keeps you hydrated, which maybe
Speaker 2: will help you feel a little bit more energy. And
Speaker 2: then you know, if you the problem is if you
Speaker 2: get dehydrated and you're like, you know, diary and vomiting,
Speaker 2: you could get really really sick. So really preventing that
Speaker 2: from happening as supposed to curing you from your feet.
Speaker 1: I just wonder if Chris would be annoyed having to
Speaker 1: have to do that.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's so at seven am I text that lady.
Speaker 3: I'm like, hey, I just want to let you know
Speaker 3: I think I have food poisoning or stomach bug. I'm
Speaker 3: very sick. I do you guys have amts on site
Speaker 3: because it's a casino. Is there any way I can
Speaker 3: have fluids? And she's like, yes, I can take care
Speaker 3: of you.
Speaker 1: And then what time is this? Like three?
Speaker 3: Like seven am?
Speaker 1: Oh wow?
Speaker 3: Or eight am? And I'm like dying, like and I
Speaker 3: have a flight that day and I'm like, am I
Speaker 3: going to try to catch the flight? I don't want
Speaker 3: to stay another night in fucking Arkansas. So she goes, yeah,
Speaker 3: someone calls me from the hotel and I'm like, you
Speaker 3: guys can cover it, and they're like, yeah, we could
Speaker 3: cover it. So in my mind, I'm like, okay, no
Speaker 3: matter what I do, I'm covered. Next thing, I know,
Speaker 3: I think they're just gonna come to my room to
Speaker 3: fucking put the IV in. They go, No, an ambulance
Speaker 3: has to come.
Speaker 1: And you have to go like ambulance. Yeah, I pray
Speaker 1: you said ambulance, Well, how do you say ambulance? I
Speaker 1: think we talked about this one anyway, Yeah, no, I can.
Speaker 1: It was cute.
Speaker 3: It's dear Ambu limp so I so I any level winds,
Speaker 3: So I end up I end up getting fucking They come,
Speaker 3: they come to my room and it's fucking full on EMTs.
Speaker 3: Not the casino with a stretcher so hot. No, it
Speaker 3: was like one girl was like learning, you don't want that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: They're like, it doesn't matter. He's the opener. If he dies,
Speaker 3: it's it's not Nikki. But I'm also thinking they might
Speaker 3: give me somewhat a better treatment because I am here
Speaker 3: when Nicky who just sold thousands of seats, like, maybe
Speaker 3: they will give me the IV just in my room
Speaker 3: because yeah, I'm thinking, you know, I am somewhat a talent. Sure,
Speaker 3: And they don't think that because then they're like, no,
Speaker 3: we can't give it to you unless so I'm like,
Speaker 3: all right, I'll walk down. They're like, well, might get
Speaker 3: in the stretcher. So I got in this stretcher and
Speaker 3: I'm they're your room like a carpet and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you couldn't keep it when you did you let
Speaker 1: them in? Did you were you able to even get
Speaker 1: up and let them in? Or did they have to
Speaker 1: let them.
Speaker 3: So I was able to get up, and I was
Speaker 3: I was functional, were you like you are? I had
Speaker 3: a condom on and holding two bottles of champagne and
Speaker 3: trying to cover up for the illness and no. So
Speaker 3: I was just like, man, please, Like, I was like,
Speaker 3: just do I have to get in the stretcher there?
Speaker 3: Like you want the full treatment? I was like I
Speaker 3: really don't. I was like, I'll walk next to the
Speaker 3: They're like, just get in it. And I was like
Speaker 3: all right, So I'm in the stretcher and.
Speaker 1: Strap you in.
Speaker 3: Yes, And I'm being wheeled past like people that are
Speaker 3: like partying at a casino, and I'm like, I didn't drink.
Speaker 3: I just started telling people I am not yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I didn't even gamble. Yeah, I'm like I had that
Speaker 3: was a gamble, but I'm not. I'm not idiot.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You just like, yeah, people out on a Sunday morning, Yeah.
Speaker 3: They think, oh, this fucking bas loser. Yeah, I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: I did seven minutes pretty good. Actually no. So then
Speaker 3: I was like, now I'm in the stretcher and then
Speaker 3: they give me right when they gave me fluids, they
Speaker 3: gave it to me in the ambulance ambulance, and I
Speaker 3: started to feel great. And that's the most annoying because I.
Speaker 1: Hate feeling great after you like have made a big
Speaker 1: deal of feeling bad in.
Speaker 3: The er where it's anxiety and not the hard no no, no,
Speaker 3: no anxiety.
Speaker 1: You start feeling good.
Speaker 3: I start feeling good, and I'm laying there and I'm
Speaker 3: all I'm thinking about now is the bill? And I'm like, wait,
Speaker 3: are they going to cover it?
Speaker 2: You have health insurance?
Speaker 3: I do, but it's like, hm, it's like the one
Speaker 3: where I think they charge you more. You know.
Speaker 2: You're like, it's like they add ten percent to your bill.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the cee, their CEO doesn't even make that much
Speaker 3: money that you I'm sure that you will pay you more.
Speaker 3: You're deductible.
Speaker 1: There's peace of mind in that. Yeah, to know that
Speaker 1: you're going to pay more.
Speaker 3: Yeah. If I shoot someone that they get it, I think,
Speaker 3: But I probably couldn't afford the bullet anyway. So I
Speaker 3: go and I'm in the emergency room and then they
Speaker 3: take my blood. I'm like, I don't think. I was like,
Speaker 3: can we check for you know, HPV or whatever, like
Speaker 3: like maybe yeah. So they come back and they say
Speaker 3: like hours later, I'm there.
Speaker 1: Sitting Yeah, you were texting me and any on. You
Speaker 1: and I are like both on each other like separate planes,
Speaker 1: going like did you hear Andrew was in the emergency
Speaker 1: room like I was. I felt so sorry for you, man.
Speaker 3: Dude, it was And so I give and so I
Speaker 3: text the lady that says because I'm like, oh, you guys,
Speaker 3: we'll cover it. She calls me and she goes, look,
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry about your illness and dealing with that,
Speaker 3: but I don't know who told you. There's no way
Speaker 3: we could cover it. If we do you, we have
Speaker 3: to do everybody.
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, because you're yeah, you performed.
Speaker 2: Sorry, So what happens?
Speaker 3: I got the bill and I talk to him. So
Speaker 3: I'm hoping.
Speaker 1: What we think the bill will be.
Speaker 2: It could be anywhere from five hundred dollars to seventy
Speaker 2: five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: I know what I'm saying, Like, how I.
Speaker 2: This is the problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it could be.
Speaker 2: It could be a colossal amount of money. But if
Speaker 2: you have any health insurance at all, even if it's
Speaker 2: an HMO, there is an out of pocket maximum at
Speaker 2: some point. Now for you, it might be three hundred.
Speaker 3: No, it's like ninety one hundred.
Speaker 2: That's you're out of pocket. Maxim's ninety one hundred. I think,
Speaker 2: so that's great.
Speaker 3: Oh there you go.
Speaker 1: Well, well I.
Speaker 3: Don't want to pay.
Speaker 1: We're not going to pay. What well as my address
Speaker 1: that d and the loop about it, I thought it
Speaker 1: was resolved. That sucks, man. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: No, I mean that's yeah, I mean it's uh, I'll
Speaker 3: started going so that.
Speaker 1: You went back. So did they take you pay for
Speaker 1: another night at the hotel?
Speaker 3: No? No, they did cover that. I got back to
Speaker 3: the hotel. They didn't clean it, which was weird. Whoa.
Speaker 3: And then I stayed another night. Sign No, No, there
Speaker 3: was a disturbing.
Speaker 1: Really, please disturb this room.
Speaker 3: It's been so disturbed.
Speaker 2: When you were being wheeled out, I.
Speaker 1: Had so many topicide please please just starting.
Speaker 3: I'm lonely. I need something in my life. So I
Speaker 3: go and I stay the extra night, and yeah, I
Speaker 3: come home. It was also Brenda's birthday. Yeah, Brenda has
Speaker 3: in and out in the car and I'm like, really
Speaker 3: that's the it's pretty funny.
Speaker 1: But yeah, sorry, you had just been out and things
Speaker 1: were out and out of dude.
Speaker 3: It was one of those moments where you know, I
Speaker 3: have these moments in my life now where I like, remember,
Speaker 3: you used to chase the story. You know you lived
Speaker 3: that a little bit where you chase the story because
Speaker 3: you try to have.
Speaker 2: An interesting life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you're living in your own movie. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But I find myself having these moments in my life
Speaker 3: where like almost like Costanza, where like I.
Speaker 1: Can't escape the story, the story.
Speaker 3: Like the other day with the watcher dryer, it caught
Speaker 3: on fire.
Speaker 1: Well, let's go breaking here about this. What what have
Speaker 1: a your washing and dryer?
Speaker 3: My washroom dryer is like a real piece of ship.
Speaker 3: It's a two for one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, two for one, two for one.
Speaker 3: And it was smoking and like like a ton of smoke,
Speaker 3: and Brenda's like call nine one one. I had a
Speaker 3: yet in my hand and I threw water on it
Speaker 3: and she's like, it's an electrical.
Speaker 1: Wait, is that not good to do?
Speaker 2: No, because that's why the current will go through the
Speaker 2: water and you could get electrocuted. Really theoretically, but I.
Speaker 1: Know you're not supposed to throw it on a grease
Speaker 1: fire water on a pan.
Speaker 2: Need a mother, you need a smother. That's why. That's
Speaker 2: why so what should have done? Fire extinguisher?
Speaker 3: But who has that?
Speaker 2: If you have a fire, do you have one?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Wait, are you in an apartment? Are you an apartment complex?
Speaker 1: Or I think I do, but I don't know where
Speaker 1: it is, and so I can't complex.
Speaker 2: It'll be in the hallway next somewhere in your hallway.
Speaker 2: You should know where that is.
Speaker 1: We should, I should know where that is.
Speaker 3: That's a studio apartment in between a house.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you should get one. Yeah, you should Amazon one.
Speaker 2: Well, you can get you can get a fire blanket.
Speaker 2: You know, if there's a grease fire on your stove,
Speaker 2: you can put a fire blanket over. If you have
Speaker 2: to buy a special thing, you need to smother it.
Speaker 2: That's why the fire extinguisher shoots out the phone that
Speaker 2: just get.
Speaker 3: I take my fire alarm off my wall because it
Speaker 3: was making annoyse. I've ripped it out.
Speaker 2: That the batteries low.
Speaker 3: You gotta replace the battery that was so small.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point. So wa just sitting watching
Speaker 1: TV to start smoking?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it starts smoking and then Brenda's like called
Speaker 3: nine one one. I'm like, dude, I'm gonna have to
Speaker 3: call the firefighter. And they come over for this little
Speaker 3: waterer drive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think the casino's going to cover that.
Speaker 3: No, I called the casino first.
Speaker 1: It's a two face fault. That's what I shipped my
Speaker 1: pants and that's why I had to even use the
Speaker 1: wash dryer.
Speaker 3: So they fucking here's the thing. In l A. Firefighters
Speaker 3: will come because they don't want the rich houses to
Speaker 3: get burnt down. But if you get shot and call
Speaker 3: the cops, they won't come. So tell cops you're on fire.
Speaker 3: I think that's the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do it. That's how you get help with you're
Speaker 1: being rate for three.
Speaker 3: Fire trucks show up. Three and then you think that's bad.
Speaker 3: Two more showed up. There were five fire five fire
Speaker 3: trucks that is.
Speaker 1: The biggest truck and.
Speaker 3: Truck, then an ambulance truck.
Speaker 2: So how was the How big was the fire?
Speaker 3: There was just smoke. There was no I never saw
Speaker 3: a flame.
Speaker 2: Okay, well smoke.
Speaker 1: They like happy to be there. They didn't seem to care.
Speaker 3: They didn't seem to care, but I cared. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So the funniest fart you money, I don't even know.
Speaker 2: No, that's the cree fire. Firefighters are amazing and firefighters.
Speaker 2: There are certain firefighters who they need to hit a quota,
Speaker 2: so going to their that's my maybe why five fire
Speaker 2: trucks showed up because you all get the clock.
Speaker 3: Ina, Oh my god, So five fire trucks show up.
Speaker 3: And then the funniest part is right before the fire,
Speaker 3: Brenna ordered something from Target. So this guy, this Amazon
Speaker 3: shows up with the Target bag and what's going on here?
Speaker 3: I go, oh, my house is on fire, and he's
Speaker 3: like your house and I was like, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: And so we like, how long were they there for?
Speaker 3: Dude? So they go in there in my little I
Speaker 3: live in a two hundred square foot there's six firefighters
Speaker 3: with their big boots just trucking through my fucking little
Speaker 3: ass apartment looking at the smallest little bitch ass washer dryer.
Speaker 3: And I'm trying to like man up, you know, I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm like, thank you so much, sir, than you like.
Speaker 1: Do you want them to go?
Speaker 3: Like you?
Speaker 1: Should you be on our tea? Yeah, hop on the
Speaker 1: truck could.
Speaker 4: Use threw on it. I threw a yeah, a couple
Speaker 4: of yetties. Well, and then my old lady you heard
Speaker 4: her on that one, yeah, And they were like, yes,
Speaker 4: you did the right thing. I was like, thank you,
Speaker 4: Like it was like backdraft for like this happens. It
Speaker 4: was so bad, dude, when I try to be manly.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, my whole life.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't feel bad because this happens all the time.
Speaker 2: My dad's a firefighter, what volunteer firefighting? No on in
Speaker 2: Wanta on Long Island, and there I think like probably
Speaker 2: like six out of every seven calls is a false
Speaker 2: alarm where you show up the alarm has been going
Speaker 2: off and it's like, oh, it's just nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're used to this on the side of you
Speaker 1: did the right thing, Brenn, because if Brenna wouldn't have
Speaker 1: been telling you to do that, what do you think
Speaker 1: you would have done?
Speaker 3: I would have lived in smoke for about six months.
Speaker 3: Yeah I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, and do you have a new washer dryer?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: Well that's the little other thing. Oh god, just I
Speaker 3: mean they they they they the landlords. They were like, well,
Speaker 3: let's check on it, and I go, we've already gone
Speaker 3: through this, like we've had problems with this thing. Give
Speaker 3: us a new one or put a dishwasher in there.
Speaker 3: No one's using his little ass washer dryer anyways, So
Speaker 3: they brought a guy out and he's like he checks it.
Speaker 3: I don't even know you, like like knock on anyone
Speaker 3: in there, try to listen. Yeah, he's like it's like
Speaker 3: an ocean shell and he's like, yeah, no, you need
Speaker 3: a new one. We don't have the parts for this. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So no, you're just hanging stuff to dry or can
Speaker 1: they use the wash part?
Speaker 3: Here's the thing we've been going to the Wandering Matt anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is.
Speaker 1: It like a cute, fun romantic expert You guys like
Speaker 1: flirt and do you put her in the basket around?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I put her in the dryer and then burn.
Speaker 3: It's kind of fun. No, it is kind of fun.
Speaker 3: I mean it's fun. And then it's fun when you're rich. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's not fun when it's ah poverty, Yeah, it's not cool.
Speaker 3: It's like remember my brothers used to be like, just
Speaker 3: get a bottle of wine and go to the park
Speaker 3: a date.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you would need a date idea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, isn't that the worst?
Speaker 7: When rich people are like no, it'd be yeah, I
Speaker 7: mean final thought, but we have news that broke what
Speaker 7: so your Wall Street journal post just broke.
Speaker 1: Oh that's yeah, yeah, yeah breaking.
Speaker 2: Nobody had a better year than Nikki Glazer.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so nice.
Speaker 3: Wait a new one sends the Yeah, since you're a
Speaker 3: comedian of the Year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well no, I saw this this morning as soon
Speaker 1: as I woke up, I saw my feed. Do you
Speaker 1: ever maybe you don't relate to this, This is probably
Speaker 1: a very relatable thing. Sorry. Do you ever see a
Speaker 1: picture of yourself on Instagram?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It's like, man, you relate to my champagne and a
Speaker 1: penhouse suite. Do you ever know? Are you ever flying private?
Speaker 1: And like you feel like no, do you ever see
Speaker 1: this could happen to you? Like because you do shows
Speaker 1: around a light, people take pictures and then you see
Speaker 1: have you ever seen a picture yourself on your feet?
Speaker 1: You didn't know it was you because it's someone else
Speaker 1: posted it, and you like, think of someone else. It's
Speaker 1: kind of the same vibe as like when you catch
Speaker 1: your own reflection in a window or a mirror and
Speaker 1: you don't know. It's a spl second of you think
Speaker 1: it's someone else and you're like, oh, that's I like that,
Speaker 1: that's a cute whatever, and then you see it's you
Speaker 1: and you're like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, any side my wedding foot, anything from the side
Speaker 3: I wanted to kill myself really alive. It's just a
Speaker 3: lot of like my ship is just falling due gravity.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's procedures for that. That's what my mom.
Speaker 1: You can just it's it's easy to like a neck
Speaker 1: a neck thing. But also it's it is expensive, but
Speaker 1: it's not crazy. It's with it.
Speaker 2: It's you know, you know, it's cool and rare. If
Speaker 2: you're driving by.
Speaker 1: Reflected date, first date, idea, what to do the next chow.
Speaker 3: Get a bottle of and get your jaw.
Speaker 2: Now you drive past the reflective building, and then you
Speaker 2: see your car. You rarely get to see you and
Speaker 2: your car.
Speaker 1: That's why when I was shopping for cars, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't care what it looks like on the outside.
Speaker 1: I never experience about my experience inside. I don't care
Speaker 1: what it looks like I'm outside. I want the interior
Speaker 1: to be cool as fuck.
Speaker 3: At the moment, when I was dog walking and I
Speaker 3: would see another dog walker and then I would reflect
Speaker 3: that I'm that person. Yeah, I don't know if that would.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I could see that anyway. I saw this
Speaker 1: Wall Street Journal picture today and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: look at that older late like I. It wasn't like
Speaker 1: there was no like wow, she's amazing, but I was
Speaker 1: just like, that's a look at this who's this woman.
Speaker 1: I'm starting to have that where I'm like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: a like I am an older woman and I don't
Speaker 1: hate it, like, but I am not a girl. I
Speaker 1: even asked Emily the other day, I'm like, do you
Speaker 1: how often do you get mammed? And She's like never,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, it's gonna start soon for you.
Speaker 1: But like no one ever says thank you, ma'am or
Speaker 1: it's over there, ma'am to her, and I get mammed only, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I only get mammed. And it's and I do clock
Speaker 1: it every time I hear it. It's I'm getting Obviously
Speaker 1: I'm used to it now because it's but it's it's truly,
Speaker 1: it's not it is. It is the only thing that
Speaker 1: happens to me now. And I remember when it first started.
Speaker 1: I remember the first time a person told their daughter
Speaker 1: to stop playing with that lady's bag and I was
Speaker 1: flying and I was that lady. That was a sad moment.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I saw that picture this morning. When there's
Speaker 1: the first thing that came up on my feet and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, ma'am, Like it was like there
Speaker 1: was a mam moment and I was like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: a good that's fine. And then I was quickly scooted
Speaker 1: away from it because I don't need to. I don't
Speaker 1: need to dig into that.
Speaker 2: But I hate when I get mad think it helps.
Speaker 3: Or how you're perceived because you're perceived as an adult. Now, ah,
Speaker 3: then your thoughts are now somehow more valid, Yeah, more
Speaker 3: valid totally.
Speaker 1: That is the thing that I feel about for I
Speaker 1: feel for younger people is that's the only bad thing
Speaker 1: about being young. I mean there's many there's many things,
Speaker 1: but like people, there is a vibe that people don't
Speaker 1: respect you.
Speaker 2: No, Yeah, why they don't know anything? I mean, and
Speaker 2: it's like rarely do they have the wisdom to take
Speaker 2: the knowledge that they might have and apply it correctly
Speaker 2: to the world.
Speaker 1: Yes, if anyone's younger than me, I realize, like I always,
Speaker 1: I'm always more comfortable around people who are younger than me. Sure, always.
Speaker 2: That's why nobody listens to Greta Thurnberg because like, you know,
Speaker 2: maybe what she's saying makes sense. But it's like you're
Speaker 2: not old enough to be able to tell the world
Speaker 2: what to do, right, we don't. But like there's a
Speaker 2: part of what you're saying that just feels naive, like
Speaker 2: you don't understand how the world works. It feels like
Speaker 2: what you're saying is this fantastical world where everyone's holding
Speaker 2: hands and peaceful together, and it's like, we just don't.
Speaker 2: But if she was like seventy and she was like
Speaker 2: Bernie Sanders type and she was just like this is
Speaker 2: the way we would, she'd have more traction.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, that's a good point, but it is.
Speaker 1: That's the one nice thing about I think aging is
Speaker 1: that people do take you more seriously and as a comedian.
Speaker 2: So you get too old once you turn seventy five.
Speaker 1: Then they treat you like a baby. Yes, and then
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, so cute because you do become a
Speaker 1: baby getting hotter. Yes, Like yeah, there's this fine window though,
Speaker 1: where you are taken more seriously. But like you have
Speaker 1: to like dress it, Like sometimes I forget that I
Speaker 1: have to dress like a woman and not a girl,
Speaker 1: even though it's so uncomfortable to dress like a woman,
Speaker 1: Like I just anytime I like want to, Like I
Speaker 1: don't want to wear nice clothes. I feel like I
Speaker 1: can't stain them. I feel like I feel bad wrinkling them. Like,
Speaker 1: but there is something about like if you put on
Speaker 1: a really nice outfit, you don't have to do Your
Speaker 1: hair is nice, so you don't have to do it.
Speaker 1: Your makeup is nice. Like there are women that are
Speaker 1: worshiped who don't do any hair or makeup and they
Speaker 1: wear just designer stuff and everyone thinks they're like a
Speaker 1: style beauty icon. And I'm like, oh, maybe that's maybe
Speaker 1: that can free me from doing more hair and makeup.
Speaker 1: As if I just wear clothes worth thousands and thousands
Speaker 1: of dollars all the time.
Speaker 3: Sure, but because then people will.
Speaker 1: Just attribute niceness to your the way you look. But
Speaker 1: you won't because I'm trying to think of examples. But
Speaker 1: there are people who look like grubby in there the
Speaker 1: way they keep themselves manicured, but they're is Gucci, and
Speaker 1: so you go, they're important and they know what they're
Speaker 1: doing and they've got everything under control, and I I
Speaker 1: want to start doing that, like I think I need
Speaker 1: but I need someone else to go buy stuff for
Speaker 1: me because I cannot look at price tags a thing,
Speaker 1: and I need the price eggs to be taken off
Speaker 1: before they end up in my closet because if there
Speaker 1: is a five hundred dollars skirt in my closet that
Speaker 1: somehow has bought with my money, styling me, I am
Speaker 1: so horrified by it. I will leave the price egg
Speaker 1: on forever because I also think that if EVER resell it.
Speaker 1: I know that things with price eggs on it resell
Speaker 1: better even if they're clearly used. Like just even in
Speaker 1: my mind, if I find something with a tag on
Speaker 1: it a goodwill, I'm like, even if it has a
Speaker 1: stain on it and it smells like deodorant or whatever,
Speaker 1: I'm still like it's new psychologically, So I keep the
Speaker 1: tag on. And then I also don't want to wear
Speaker 1: it as much because I'm like thinking about the fact
Speaker 1: that I'm going to resell it, So then I don't
Speaker 1: even wear it. Like, I cannot get past this block
Speaker 1: of I cannot wear things that are over three hundred
Speaker 1: dollars like in my daily life. Those are only for appearances.
Speaker 1: Those are only for like carpet events. They were only
Speaker 1: for things when other people are dressing me. I can't
Speaker 1: go to the improv wearing something that's three hundred dollars
Speaker 1: or something nice. Ever, I gotta get past it.
Speaker 3: Do you think psychologically, though, when you do have these
Speaker 3: moments when you do put on an outfit, when you
Speaker 3: do hair and make that you feel more confident and
Speaker 3: more excited because you don't do it all the time, Like,
Speaker 3: do you think that?
Speaker 1: No, I feel like a fraud. I always feel like
Speaker 1: a bay dress up. Like when people will go, Nikki,
Speaker 1: you look, you know I was on this press store,
Speaker 1: you look amazing. Where's that from? I always just go,
Speaker 1: I don't have anything to do with this. I literally go,
Speaker 1: I yeah, my stylists pick it out, but like I don't.
Speaker 1: People are like, what are you wearing for the Golden Globes.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not worried about that at all?
Speaker 3: Is that bad?
Speaker 1: Like every girl is like, show me your dresses. It's
Speaker 1: not that I don't care, but I don't. In the
Speaker 1: scheme of things, I don't care, and I don't want
Speaker 1: to offend the people that do care about those things
Speaker 1: around me that are doing it. Because my stylist it's
Speaker 1: very important to them that I feel good in what
Speaker 1: I wear. But when I'm on Kimmel, like it is
Speaker 1: so at the bottom of the list of things that
Speaker 1: I care about that I what I'm wearing as opposed
Speaker 1: to what I'm saying. Yeah, and I know that I'm
Speaker 1: very focused on looks. But it's not that I don't care.
Speaker 1: I've hired them because I do care. I trust them
Speaker 1: so explicitly, like I don't have. This is the most
Speaker 1: care I can put into this because I don't have
Speaker 1: to think about it then, and so that is like
Speaker 1: leaving something to someone else. But then sometimes I feel
Speaker 1: like people in my life that are paying attention to
Speaker 1: those things want like to make sure like I'm weighing
Speaker 1: in that I like it, and I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: even want to have to talk about this, like you
Speaker 1: just do it, and then I hop into it and
Speaker 1: then I don't take any credit for it, and I
Speaker 1: give you all the credit, but I don't know what
Speaker 1: it is. I really my goal, I know this is
Speaker 1: such a dumb coal for twenty twenty five, is to
Speaker 1: get really nice clothes. Have no shit clothes anymore that
Speaker 1: I can slip into, like this is a shit clothes.
Speaker 1: This is shit clothes, Like no more shit clothes, but
Speaker 1: comfortable high end clothes and I don't know what those are,
Speaker 1: but I know that I can ford them. It's not
Speaker 1: crazy to put them in my life. And I don't
Speaker 1: know what the is. It almost feels like I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know what Once you do it, you just need.
Speaker 1: To do such a dumb thing to be like, I
Speaker 1: can't you guys, but it literally is a weird block
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 3: I feel like with anything you do it, if you
Speaker 3: just get fucking five fucking pieces and you do it
Speaker 3: for three weeks, you'll completely forget that you're wearing even designer.
Speaker 3: It's just one of those blocks you just have to
Speaker 3: I just can't.
Speaker 1: I got to get rid of my options of shitty clothes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember when you hired that those people that like, yeah,
Speaker 3: buy me organize your ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah huh. That's a good point where.
Speaker 3: You had brand to buy you that stuff in Florida.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and love to do something like yeah, honestly, I.
Speaker 2: Did this thing in New York like fifteen years ago
Speaker 2: called trunk Club. Oh yeah, you go, and like it's
Speaker 2: like you get to get styled and they send you
Speaker 2: a bunch of clothes in the mail, and I there
Speaker 2: was one jacket I got out of that that I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I'll wear this really, But everything else
Speaker 2: it's just I felt like a fraud, Like.
Speaker 1: I'm comfortable in it, yeah, I feel like I have
Speaker 1: to like sit straighter and like, yeah, I just can't
Speaker 1: like it. And then everything's dry clean only too. Every
Speaker 1: nice thing you own is right clan only, and even
Speaker 1: if it's not, you don't want to dry it in
Speaker 1: the dryer because it might catch on fire and something.
Speaker 1: And then it's a thousand dollars sweatshirt or whatever the
Speaker 1: fuck these things cost. It's like, yeah, it's so insane
Speaker 1: and it's not okay that they cost so much clothing.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't I know that there is clothing that's five hundred
Speaker 1: dollars and it makes you look so much nicer. That's
Speaker 1: too much money. I don't care how much money you
Speaker 1: do have. I'm going the other way. I'm not doing this.
Speaker 3: I don't think you should.
Speaker 1: I don't think I shouldn't. I can't do it. I
Speaker 1: think it's a ridiculous.
Speaker 3: I think it's a good thing that this is your
Speaker 3: thought process. It'd be you'd be insufferable if you were
Speaker 3: like if I'm wearing designer. I don't fucking want it, Like,
Speaker 3: thank god you're like that when you have these thoughts,
Speaker 3: and that's why you're a good comedian. Like this is
Speaker 3: all at all, like you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 3: if you were like like you're getting your confidence by
Speaker 3: a brand, but Emily, you don't want.
Speaker 1: To be there to have Like I do agree that,
Speaker 1: like the way you carry yourself and the way you dress,
Speaker 1: Like if you wear nice things that you spend a
Speaker 1: lot of money on are finally tailored, they look better,
Speaker 1: they mamfortable. Yes, I just haven't been able to find
Speaker 1: like actual comfortable things that are like really finely made.
Speaker 1: So everything always pills, it looks shitty, Like clothing is
Speaker 1: just so shitty. Now I send it to the girls.
Speaker 1: Chet this like fifteen minute deep dive into why even
Speaker 1: designer clothes, like you literally can't find good clothes. Even
Speaker 1: high end clothes are all made in China, even if
Speaker 1: they say made in Italy, they're made in China. And
Speaker 1: my friend Halla who works in has a friend who
Speaker 1: works in fashion design said that do not ever wear
Speaker 1: anything new because it's been on like a floor in
Speaker 1: China with like puke and vomit. They don't clean it,
Speaker 1: like they just like get the stains off, but they
Speaker 1: don't clean. Everything's disgusting. All the fabrics are disgusting. They're
Speaker 1: making these factories that like is just piss and shit everywhere.
Speaker 1: So she said, and I don't believe it because I'm
Speaker 1: like that would linger this. I like new things. I'm
Speaker 1: still not washing things. I'm not here on the factory
Speaker 1: floor because the can editions are bad.
Speaker 3: They wow, yeah, it all comes back around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I had that headline it says no one
Speaker 1: had a better year than the Glazer. I think I
Speaker 1: can think of someone I had some dark times Trump.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean here, it's pretty cool. They have like
Speaker 2: a video and not a picture.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, oh that was yeah, so, oh
Speaker 1: my god.
Speaker 3: Oh that's great.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. Yeah that they were taking video like
Speaker 1: while I was shooting the photo shoot and I didn't
Speaker 1: realize it would look like this. That's kind of me
Speaker 1: rolling around to the crowd.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like we were trying to do like
Speaker 1: the Fiona Apple criminal video. So yeah, the light Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just weighed sixty pounds more than she did in
Speaker 1: that video, so it doesn't try.
Speaker 2: It's a two minute article to listen to and you
Speaker 2: need a subscription.
Speaker 1: But that's crazy. Yeah, how slow are they when that
Speaker 1: says like it's two minutes to listen to. I'm always
Speaker 1: like I could read this in fifteen seconds. The people
Speaker 1: say how long it takes to walk somewhere on Google,
Speaker 1: I'm always getting there forty earlier than the walking direction.
Speaker 3: Who's doing this, the laziest person on earth? Fifty nine
Speaker 3: minutes to go point eight miles.
Speaker 1: Yes, on crutch they should have. It should be crutches.
Speaker 3: It should be cruched.
Speaker 1: That is the walk, the thing.
Speaker 3: With two fucking subs in your hands.
Speaker 2: Yeah, before we go, what's your favorite Christmas song?
Speaker 1: Probably have yourself a merry little Christmas like Frank Sinatra classic.
Speaker 1: It's like really sweet.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you didn't say like, I mean, I love
Speaker 2: like Sea. But I'm glad you didn't say like candy
Speaker 2: Cane Lane or something.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that is. And I would
Speaker 1: have to say that I love to I love simply
Speaker 1: having a wonderful Christmas time. I know it's like the
Speaker 1: worst party song ever, the Paul McCartney, I like it.
Speaker 2: That one ruins my life.
Speaker 1: You want to know my least favorite one though, sure that.
Speaker 6: Don't get Christmas.
Speaker 1: I hate. I know that it's supposed to be off key,
Speaker 1: but I don't like it. It does. It's not interesting
Speaker 1: to me it. I don't care about the story behind it. Honestly,
Speaker 1: it brings back horrible, traumatic memories. I don't know what.
Speaker 1: I hate that song. Yeah, and it's It's been arguing
Speaker 1: to me by musicians who I respect, aka Anya that
Speaker 1: it is a great song. I hate it that finally
Speaker 1: it's not it's not the right movie. What's your favorite?
Speaker 1: What's your least favorite?
Speaker 2: The it's called the Christmas Song, which is Chestnuts on
Speaker 2: an open Fire.
Speaker 1: Version Nat King Cole. Yeah, okay, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2: I also really love the entire Vince Geraldi Peanuts Christmas
Speaker 2: Jazz album that has like Christmas Tree.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2: He's incredible. Least favorite. That one's definitely up there. Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: I like the.
Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson song, the new one, the new one. No,
Speaker 1: like the one that's like her like her big Christmas song.
Speaker 1: It's not new, but it's like within the past ten years.
Speaker 1: What is it's Oh God, let me look it up
Speaker 1: to keep talking.
Speaker 2: Least favorite is that song that you just said. But
Speaker 2: I also don't like that Paul McCartney song. I hate
Speaker 2: that noise. I don't know what that noise is. I
Speaker 2: think it's that at the beginning of it. I don't
Speaker 2: know what the fucking noise is that I hate it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think those are probably my least two favorites.
Speaker 1: Dun dun humpt don't dun dun hump?
Speaker 3: Doesn't Mariah Carey have Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, she is born on Christmas Day. That that's
Speaker 1: the one that I like. Underneath the Tree.
Speaker 3: I won't pay so many Christmas songs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 1: That's a great new like Newish, I'm sure and six
Speaker 1: but it's so good. Okay, fave hates.
Speaker 3: I like Silent Knight? Is that a christ really?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That's that's a deep cut.
Speaker 3: I like rare Neil Armstrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah he sang it up there, Yeah, not there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a studio.
Speaker 1: You're questioning whether whether or not he sang Silent Night
Speaker 1: on the Moon.
Speaker 3: I know there's seventy other stations that played it, but
Speaker 3: I don't believe it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a loud Earth or a silent Wait. Wait,
Speaker 1: I'm a loud loud nighter. I think I think it
Speaker 1: wasn't a silent night.
Speaker 3: I think is what they said.
Speaker 1: All Right, we have to go. No one's giving us
Speaker 1: a wrap. Happy holidays, Thank you for listening. We'll be
Speaker 1: back in the new year with new shows. Yeah, we'll
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