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Speaker 1: The Nikki Glaser Podcastser here, I am welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: It's the Nikki Glazer Podcast back in studio with Brian

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Speaker 1: Frangie and Andrew Collin. It's Christmas in La No one's here.

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Speaker 2: It's wonderful to be able to drive around with minimal

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Speaker 2: There's still more traffic than I thought than I remember

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Speaker 2: being the last time I was here for the holidays.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my Plates classes, I I'm just gonna pick what

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Speaker 1: time I want to go today. When I want to go,

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Speaker 1: I don't have to I don't want to just think

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Speaker 1: ahead because they're all open and I can go any

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Speaker 1: time like usually I have to schedule that ship like

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Speaker 1: a week in advance.

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Speaker 2: Louis.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you want to make some a little money

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Speaker 1: to open a plate studio. I've never gone to a

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Speaker 1: class that is it? One hundred percent fall? What about you? Andrew?

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Speaker 1: Aren't they awful?

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Speaker 3: Everything's ful? Awful?

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Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's awful. Yeah. People want to work out.

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Speaker 1: And I went to a class the other day in

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Speaker 1: Marina del Rey when I was there for the Thursday

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Speaker 1: night football, and they have shoved these reformers and where

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Speaker 1: they are limiting like the exercises so like you can't

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Speaker 1: do things where your legs go out to the side

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Speaker 1: because you were next. They are squeezing these in because

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Speaker 1: why wouldn't they They get like probably throw two peoples

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Speaker 1: of class. You make an extra how many classes today?

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Speaker 1: Six classes? You make an extra three hundred and fifty

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Speaker 1: dollars or whatever that is. It adds us.

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Speaker 2: It's like, it's the same reason why they make all

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Speaker 2: the drinks two ounces smaller now, because you know you think.

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Speaker 1: Of that that people don't really notice. I don't need

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Speaker 1: to do a hamstring stretch at the end of class

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Speaker 1: where my foot goes out to the like I don't

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Speaker 1: need that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they need smaller reformers.

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Speaker 1: Maybe that's a shout out to my teacher that day

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Speaker 1: in Venice. It was actually Venice, and he said, you're

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Speaker 1: going to make your back straighter than I wanted to

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Speaker 1: be in high school. That was laced with a lot

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Speaker 1: of pain.

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Speaker 3: Did he know you're no?

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Speaker 1: Because I gave him a review because I thought he

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Speaker 1: might and I thought like, oh, I'll give him a nod,

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Speaker 1: and then he wrote back like a generic thank you,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, probably don't know. But I

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Speaker 1: was giving him good laughs because I felt like maybe

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Speaker 1: that would have missed that. I thought he might recognize me,

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Speaker 1: so I was like, I want to make him feel

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Speaker 1: like he made a comedian laugh because it was funny

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Speaker 1: and no one else was laughing. I was like, come on,

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Speaker 1: is he an actor?

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Speaker 2: I mean he might be.

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Speaker 1: He looked like he told he had mentioned that he

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Speaker 1: has worked in this space for over ten years. He

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Speaker 1: was a really fit gay man.

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Speaker 3: You ever find yourself in these like plates classes and

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Speaker 3: you get an instructor that speaks from the heart, like

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Speaker 3: and you're doing this for.

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Speaker 1: You, your bad thank your body.

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Speaker 3: And I start laughing at them, and then by the

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Speaker 3: time they get done with the sentence, I get emotional.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: At first I'm like, what a fucking loose And then

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Speaker 3: I'm like, it really is just for me I do myself.

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Speaker 3: The older I get getting more emotional, Yeah, like that

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Speaker 2: I realize the pain. You know, you have pain that

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Speaker 2: you suffer throughout your life, and you get these things

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Speaker 2: make more sense to you as you get older.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, lyrics have been getting a little deeper

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Speaker 3: for me, or like I'm like listening.

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Speaker 1: To let the dogs out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I was like they should have been chained up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's an existential question. Yeah, really it's about like

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Speaker 1: why are we here?

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Speaker 3: I know you just want to make fun, Like I

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Speaker 3: just want to fuck it loser. So I definitely been

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Speaker 3: feeling it lately.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it too. I get them. So I

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Speaker 1: get emotional in classes, especially if I'm going into one

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Speaker 1: and I'm already like depressed and it's already on my

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Speaker 1: agenda and i have no nothing else to do, so

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I guess I got to go, and I'm

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Speaker 1: just feeling weakened emotionally, Like doing something physical can sometimes

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Speaker 1: make me tear up because I'm just like, I'm so

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Speaker 1: hard in my life is hard, and it's I hate

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Speaker 1: this and like I'm looking at myself in the mirror

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Speaker 1: and I'm kind of like seeing things I don't like.

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Speaker 1: And I can get like emotional in classes and like

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Speaker 1: it lets you get out some you know. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: working out is so good, so good. I've never regretted

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Speaker 1: it in my life. But what the fuck is that?

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Speaker 1: I remember Sarah to having a joke about you've never

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Speaker 1: gone to the gym and regretted it after you've never left, Like,

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Speaker 1: what the fuck was that about? Not even once. Can

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Speaker 1: you think of anything else in your life that you

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Speaker 1: have not have not at least one time regretted after doing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah every time?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I mean there's been times where I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I could have that was good, but I could have

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Speaker 1: gotten some work done instead. Like, I don't know, I

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Speaker 1: don't think there's anything maybe snuggling my dog.

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Speaker 2: Yeah no, you don't regret that. You don't regret ever, well,

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Speaker 2: spending time with loved ones. I feel like, yeah, but no,

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Speaker 2: it's a it's it's a Christmas time. I think this

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Speaker 2: might be Christmas when.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to Oh yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 2: So I think we should talk about Christmas a little bit,

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Speaker 2: the holidays in general.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the older you get the like we used to

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Speaker 3: do because I'm Jewish but Christian stepmom, we do a

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Speaker 3: Jew verus boy basketball game, okay, and it was like

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Speaker 3: intense and it was just like all my red neck

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Speaker 3: step family. Yeah, got Jake the Snake Bobby. Now you

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Speaker 3: would think the Rednecks would win.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but they're all like six two and taller, and

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Speaker 5: the Jews are like, we're scrappy.

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Speaker 3: And we played good defense and we and we would

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Speaker 3: the Jews would always.

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Speaker 2: Win yeah, well that's how it was.

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Speaker 3: You weren't as athletic.

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Speaker 2: The NBA had a lot of Jews in it. Back

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Speaker 2: in the day black people could pay.

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Speaker 2: Russia, Russia Glickstein, he was a great point guard. No,

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Speaker 2: but because it really is attributed to class, because basketball

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Speaker 1: You just need the hoops.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and same thing with soccer, which why there's a

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Speaker 2: where they're so good at soccers. Is all you need

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Speaker 2: is a net. You need a net. You could just.

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Speaker 1: Havelo is the richest one because you made a horse.

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Speaker 2: Yes, like yeah, exactly in the land exactly. And so

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Speaker 2: back in the back in the forties, the Jews were

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Speaker 2: the ones that were poor and they were you know,

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Speaker 3: And then it changed was the height kind of guy

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Speaker 1: Tall the most the cheapest sport.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's why Ukaopia and Kenya are so good

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Speaker 1: I think there's other things about that, Like there's there's

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Speaker 1: like the passages of like you know, right, rituals around

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Speaker 1: just like rituals of like manhood where you have to

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Speaker 1: like extreme pain. Like Hamish from Hamish and Andy, if

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Speaker 1: bullet Ants thing, he goes to South America. They do

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Speaker 1: Hamish and Andy gap Year, which is you just every

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Speaker 1: I've talked about it before in the podcast, but if

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Speaker 1: you're a listener that didn't look this up back then,

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Speaker 1: the worst and most intense main in the world is

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Speaker 1: from a bullet Ant and Hamish and Andy, who are

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Speaker 1: these guys from Australia who are really good friends of

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Speaker 1: me and Chris's. They they're hilarious. But they had the

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Speaker 1: show where they would go to different countries and like

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Speaker 1: Like it makes me upset that this even is a thing.

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Speaker 1: But they stick their hands in the mits, they get

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Speaker 1: They it's like, I think it ends up being like

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Speaker 1: He had to be like taken out of the village

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Speaker 1: emergency style, like uh, to a hospital, put on ivy drips,

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Speaker 1: like had to have morphine didn't help, Like it was

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Speaker 1: It's an insane thing to watch. Watch the most Hamish

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Speaker 1: and Andy ants is all you need to type into YouTube,

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Speaker 1: and it's it's gone viral so many times you see

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Speaker 1: it on rend it all the time.

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Speaker 3: Does he feel like he learned a lesson? Though? Did

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Speaker 3: he feel more? Mainly after it actually make him feel more?

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Speaker 1: Wait, he I think his wife had just either gotten

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Speaker 1: it made him. I remember talking to him about it

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Speaker 1: Hot Springs. It was Hot Springs, yes, National Park, not

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Speaker 1: It looked decent. It looked you would feel good going down.

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Speaker 3: In retrospect, I think I made a lot of bad choices.

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Speaker 1: We have dinner. We have a great time, so many laughs.

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Speaker 1: and then to the red Reddit will take you. So

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00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:08,720
Speaker 1: if you go to a reddit and it has like

440
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,720
Speaker 1: a bunch of gifts or whatever, and it's like you

441
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,679
Speaker 1: want the whole video. A lot of times you can

442
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,720
Speaker 1: go into the comments and it'll have like source and

443
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,879
Speaker 1: it'll be like people be asking for sauce, which is

444
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,440
Speaker 1: what they do. You guys know this lingo.

445
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:21,640
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm deep in the what's great.

446
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:24,120
Speaker 1: But like someone will say sauce because I guess that's

447
00:20:24,119 --> 00:20:25,679
Speaker 1: just like a funny way to say source, and then

448
00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:27,600
Speaker 1: people will link the source and take you to the

449
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,439
Speaker 1: That's how I found the website that I really do

450
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,679
Speaker 1: like that I cannot share. It's just too it's just

451
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:35,679
Speaker 1: specific people. It's not even like it's just it's not okay,

452
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:40,280
Speaker 1: what's going on on this website. It's it's it's not illegal.

453
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:44,400
Speaker 3: But adjoining rooms because I don't want.

454
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:49,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's Drudge Report. It's so uh no, it's anyway.

455
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,880
Speaker 3: I feel like sometimes with Reddit or like if you're

456
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:54,640
Speaker 3: on those things, it feels too personal where then you're

457
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,160
Speaker 3: cheating because it's like it.

458
00:20:57,119 --> 00:21:01,359
Speaker 1: Feels like you're looking for something like it's almost like

459
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,719
Speaker 1: it's almost like as specific as an actual person. So

460
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:07,600
Speaker 1: it's like you invented a new.

461
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,440
Speaker 2: Dodging through Reddit for these porn links. Is it your

462
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,240
Speaker 2: own profile? Do you have another profile?

463
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:14,040
Speaker 1: I'll use my own.

464
00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:15,840
Speaker 2: You're not afraid of it, like ruining.

465
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:18,840
Speaker 1: It's not my my actual profile Nikki Glazer, which I

466
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:20,560
Speaker 1: never use. I would only go to that one to

467
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,320
Speaker 1: comment on things as myself, Like I used to comment

468
00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:24,720
Speaker 1: like on the Cone and thing if they would say

469
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,080
Speaker 1: something about like you know, or Taylor Swift if I

470
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,480
Speaker 1: want to be nick Glaser and but I never would.

471
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:35,280
Speaker 1: I would never, like, uh, scroll as Nicki Glazer. It

472
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,240
Speaker 1: would only do it. And then I use an anonymous

473
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,280
Speaker 1: one that it has a name, but it's anonymous yea

474
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:42,560
Speaker 1: and is not linked to me at all. So I

475
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:45,600
Speaker 1: was recently there was a Swifty thing that I wanted

476
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,120
Speaker 1: to comment on and I went on as Nicky Glazer

477
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:48,520
Speaker 1: and I commented, and I was like, what's going on

478
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,320
Speaker 1: my bro? Like, I don't even what have I done

479
00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:52,399
Speaker 1: on here? Could anyone? Have I ever done anything weird?

480
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,560
Speaker 1: And I look and it is porn someone's someone's taken

481
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:58,080
Speaker 1: over my account. It's not my face, it's a porn star,

482
00:21:58,119 --> 00:22:01,440
Speaker 1: but it's Nicki Glazer Reddit I have, and yeah they

483
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,800
Speaker 1: hacked to and they like have posted porn and stuff.

484
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:06,639
Speaker 1: But it's not me. It's not even like deep fakes

485
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:08,520
Speaker 1: of me. It's like it's literally a porn site. So

486
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,520
Speaker 1: obviously that's not me. I don't know how to get

487
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:11,880
Speaker 1: it back. I don't know what to do. I don't

488
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,840
Speaker 1: really care. I can't do anything about it. I just

489
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,840
Speaker 1: have to create a new Nikki guyser one. But but

490
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:19,880
Speaker 1: I will say just for porn, for people looking at porn,

491
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,960
Speaker 1: a good uh, because I think some people are lost

492
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,439
Speaker 1: in that world. And I just don't think you need

493
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,080
Speaker 1: to feel as bad about it. And there are some

494
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,679
Speaker 1: shortcuts that I had to learn the hard way, the

495
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,920
Speaker 1: wet way is.

496
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:36,239
Speaker 2: Well, this Christmas episode is just I feel Pornhub is

497
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,560
Speaker 2: like Pornhub is like if you go to fast food

498
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,640
Speaker 2: and you get a burger, you don't feel bad.

499
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,000
Speaker 3: But if you get a burger at like a place

500
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,639
Speaker 3: where you don't usually get a burger, that's why it

501
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,360
Speaker 3: feels a little dirtier.

502
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,480
Speaker 2: Interesting, you know what, I'm.

503
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:50,520
Speaker 1: Going to like a gourmet place that.

504
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:55,040
Speaker 3: Makes them just a way okay, yeah, yeah.

505
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,360
Speaker 1: Sometimes they go We have this new topic that you

506
00:22:57,359 --> 00:23:01,879
Speaker 1: didn't even know you wanted blue cheese in so.

507
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:04,320
Speaker 2: So in this gourmet place, is it is it like

508
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:08,000
Speaker 2: a displaying of videos or are there's specific people that

509
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 2: are like you can go to their page, you can go.

510
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 1: There's definitely con There's definitely producers that have their stuff

511
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 1: on here a lot, but I don't think they like

512
00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:18,200
Speaker 1: are aware of it. But like that's where I would

513
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,680
Speaker 1: go to find like this one. There is this one

514
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:24,920
Speaker 1: production company that does the most insane stuff and most

515
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:26,359
Speaker 1: of the I would say ninety percent of their stuff

516
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:27,919
Speaker 1: is way too extreme for me and I end up

517
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:31,480
Speaker 1: being like literally disgusted. Yeah, but there's sometimes when that

518
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,320
Speaker 1: ten percent they hit it well and.

519
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 2: Then it'll start spiral and you'll get more and more intense.

520
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,920
Speaker 1: It's times all I want is just let's all keep

521
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:43,000
Speaker 1: this content going. Let's just be nicer every every all

522
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,159
Speaker 1: the guys just need to be nicer. Keep doing what

523
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:48,320
Speaker 1: you're doing, making porn, but just don't be mean and

524
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,960
Speaker 1: don't like actually hurt the women, because I can't imagine

525
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:54,359
Speaker 1: that doesn't actually hurt. There's ways to do it that

526
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,919
Speaker 1: don't hurt, And I'm just like that's when I go, No,

527
00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:01,200
Speaker 1: that looks like it's actually painful. And that's when I said,

528
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 1: but some people like that, some some women like that.

529
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 1: I yeah, but that's not for me anyway.

530
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,720
Speaker 3: So oh yeah, back to f So.

531
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 1: We we also are shooting a TikTok where it's like

532
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 1: we have to do all these weird dances, and we're

533
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 1: in the hallway right before we say good night. Oh,

534
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,720
Speaker 1: because all of our rooms are like close to each other.

535
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 3: We're on the same floor. Yeah, so we're very close

536
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:23,680
Speaker 3: to each I'm literally adjoining Anya.

537
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:24,440
Speaker 1: Yeah.

538
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:27,640
Speaker 3: So you're hearing around. Yeah, I'm hearing her porn.

539
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:31,640
Speaker 1: I can't imagine she watches porn and she reads a book. Yeah,

540
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 1: it's very delicate.

541
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,639
Speaker 3: Anywitz or whatever.

542
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:39,480
Speaker 1: The photographer.

543
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:46,640
Speaker 3: Is like a guitar in her asshole or something. Yeah,

544
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 3: but like gently yeah yeah, yeah, well it weeps anyhow.

545
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:56,639
Speaker 3: So so I end up feeling sick around eleven and

546
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 3: you guys are so close, but I don't want to

547
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,720
Speaker 3: annoy you. You're probably awake, but you have a flight

548
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:01,680
Speaker 3: at five am or something.

549
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, we had to get out at five am.

550
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,960
Speaker 3: So I start feeling sick. I throw up, Yeah, and

551
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 3: like but to the point where it's like dug gumbos, dude,

552
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,720
Speaker 3: gumboed up and it was bad. It was like and

553
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,920
Speaker 3: then I was at both ends just I haven't felt

554
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,199
Speaker 3: sick like this since I was like eleven, when you

555
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,720
Speaker 3: get like that random.

556
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,439
Speaker 2: A gall bladder attack, dude, I was.

557
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,359
Speaker 3: It was so bad and all night I threw up

558
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 3: in the shower and so then if I went in

559
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 3: the shower to throw up in the shower, yeah, my god.

560
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,480
Speaker 3: And I'm on the floor at the bathroom and I'm

561
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:32,359
Speaker 3: literally think I'm going to die, and I'm like, but

562
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,720
Speaker 3: the last thing I want to do is call anyone.

563
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 1: Am I really wish you would have called me. I

564
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,240
Speaker 1: would have never been upset like I was so sad

565
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 1: when I heard you went through that alone. Like luckily,

566
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,879
Speaker 1: I'm guessing you called Brennan's on the phone with you.

567
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,400
Speaker 3: Ah. Yeah, she was just like put it on silence.

568
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 1: Honestly, you have to call me next time. I'm not

569
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 1: kidding you, Like I would not have been mad like Ryan.

570
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 3: Getting that too. Fag again, I don't care if we

571
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 3: even coast.

572
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 1: You don't do don't do that alone. Again. I felt

573
00:25:58,119 --> 00:25:59,919
Speaker 1: I felt so horrible you had to go through that.

574
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,199
Speaker 1: But then so what happened So.

575
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 3: The morning comes around and that marketing lady gave us

576
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,399
Speaker 3: the card. We're staying at a casino, and you know,

577
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,440
Speaker 3: when you're sick, you're having like you don't really think clearly,

578
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 3: and I was like, well, I'll just get an IV trip.

579
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 3: I'm like picturing all these tiktoks where guys are just like, oh, yeah,

580
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 3: I can be vitamins in my arm. Yeah, they come

581
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:19,399
Speaker 3: to your I got.

582
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 1: One last week.

583
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,240
Speaker 3: Okay, did nothing?

584
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 1: Did nothing really literally did nothing for me.

585
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,879
Speaker 2: Make you hydrated. It'll affect you in a way that

586
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,560
Speaker 2: you can't really consciously.

587
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:33,400
Speaker 3: Yeah.

588
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 2: I think if you got one for yourself, you might

589
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 2: as well get one for him to keep him in

590
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 2: the loop.

591
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I I yeah, I thought I was just

592
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 1: I didn't have the flu. I didn't have the floor.

593
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,200
Speaker 2: All it does is it keeps you hydrated, which maybe

594
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 2: will help you feel a little bit more energy. And

595
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:49,159
Speaker 2: then you know, if you the problem is if you

596
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:52,920
Speaker 2: get dehydrated and you're like, you know, diary and vomiting,

597
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:56,480
Speaker 2: you could get really really sick. So really preventing that

598
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 2: from happening as supposed to curing you from your feet.

599
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 1: I just wonder if Chris would be annoyed having to

600
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:01,439
Speaker 1: have to do that.

601
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:04,639
Speaker 3: Okay, it's so at seven am I text that lady.

602
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:06,639
Speaker 3: I'm like, hey, I just want to let you know

603
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 3: I think I have food poisoning or stomach bug. I'm

604
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 3: very sick. I do you guys have amts on site

605
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 3: because it's a casino. Is there any way I can

606
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,680
Speaker 3: have fluids? And she's like, yes, I can take care

607
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 3: of you.

608
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 1: And then what time is this? Like three?

609
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 3: Like seven am?

610
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 1: Oh wow?

611
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,959
Speaker 3: Or eight am? And I'm like dying, like and I

612
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 3: have a flight that day and I'm like, am I

613
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 3: going to try to catch the flight? I don't want

614
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:32,160
Speaker 3: to stay another night in fucking Arkansas. So she goes, yeah,

615
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 3: someone calls me from the hotel and I'm like, you

616
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,480
Speaker 3: guys can cover it, and they're like, yeah, we could

617
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 3: cover it. So in my mind, I'm like, okay, no

618
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,439
Speaker 3: matter what I do, I'm covered. Next thing, I know,

619
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 3: I think they're just gonna come to my room to

620
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 3: fucking put the IV in. They go, No, an ambulance

621
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:47,159
Speaker 3: has to come.

622
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:51,359
Speaker 1: And you have to go like ambulance. Yeah, I pray

623
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,879
Speaker 1: you said ambulance, Well, how do you say ambulance? I

624
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 1: think we talked about this one anyway, Yeah, no, I can.

625
00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 1: It was cute.

626
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 3: It's dear Ambu limp so I so I any level winds,

627
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 3: So I end up I end up getting fucking They come,

628
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 3: they come to my room and it's fucking full on EMTs.

629
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 3: Not the casino with a stretcher so hot. No, it

630
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 3: was like one girl was like learning, you don't want that. Yeah,

631
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 3: They're like, it doesn't matter. He's the opener. If he dies,

632
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 3: it's it's not Nikki. But I'm also thinking they might

633
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,680
Speaker 3: give me somewhat a better treatment because I am here

634
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:33,120
Speaker 3: when Nicky who just sold thousands of seats, like, maybe

635
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:34,960
Speaker 3: they will give me the IV just in my room

636
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 3: because yeah, I'm thinking, you know, I am somewhat a talent. Sure,

637
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 3: And they don't think that because then they're like, no,

638
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 3: we can't give it to you unless so I'm like,

639
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,960
Speaker 3: all right, I'll walk down. They're like, well, might get

640
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 3: in the stretcher. So I got in this stretcher and

641
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 3: I'm they're your room like a carpet and stuff.

642
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, you couldn't keep it when you did you let

643
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 1: them in? Did you were you able to even get

644
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: up and let them in? Or did they have to

645
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: let them.

646
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 3: So I was able to get up, and I was

647
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 3: I was functional, were you like you are? I had

648
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 3: a condom on and holding two bottles of champagne and

649
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 3: trying to cover up for the illness and no. So

650
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 3: I was just like, man, please, Like, I was like,

651
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:19,960
Speaker 3: just do I have to get in the stretcher there?

652
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,720
Speaker 3: Like you want the full treatment? I was like I

653
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 3: really don't. I was like, I'll walk next to the

654
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 3: They're like, just get in it. And I was like

655
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,960
Speaker 3: all right, So I'm in the stretcher and.

656
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 1: Strap you in.

657
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 3: Yes, And I'm being wheeled past like people that are

658
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 3: like partying at a casino, and I'm like, I didn't drink.

659
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 3: I just started telling people I am not yeah, yeah,

660
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 3: I didn't even gamble. Yeah, I'm like I had that

661
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 3: was a gamble, but I'm not. I'm not idiot.

662
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 6: Yeah.

663
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 1: You just like, yeah, people out on a Sunday morning, Yeah.

664
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 3: They think, oh, this fucking bas loser. Yeah, I'm like, no,

665
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 3: I did seven minutes pretty good. Actually no. So then

666
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 3: I was like, now I'm in the stretcher and then

667
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,959
Speaker 3: they give me right when they gave me fluids, they

668
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 3: gave it to me in the ambulance ambulance, and I

669
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 3: started to feel great. And that's the most annoying because I.

670
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 1: Hate feeling great after you like have made a big

671
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 1: deal of feeling bad in.

672
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 3: The er where it's anxiety and not the hard no no, no,

673
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 3: no anxiety.

674
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 1: You start feeling good.

675
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 3: I start feeling good, and I'm laying there and I'm

676
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 3: all I'm thinking about now is the bill? And I'm like, wait,

677
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 3: are they going to cover it?

678
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 2: You have health insurance?

679
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 3: I do, but it's like, hm, it's like the one

680
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 3: where I think they charge you more. You know.

681
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 2: You're like, it's like they add ten percent to your bill.

682
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

683
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, the cee, their CEO doesn't even make that much

684
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 3: money that you I'm sure that you will pay you more.

685
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 3: You're deductible.

686
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 1: There's peace of mind in that. Yeah, to know that

687
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 1: you're going to pay more.

688
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 3: Yeah. If I shoot someone that they get it, I think,

689
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 3: But I probably couldn't afford the bullet anyway. So I

690
00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 3: go and I'm in the emergency room and then they

691
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 3: take my blood. I'm like, I don't think. I was like,

692
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 3: can we check for you know, HPV or whatever, like

693
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 3: like maybe yeah. So they come back and they say

694
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 3: like hours later, I'm there.

695
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 1: Sitting Yeah, you were texting me and any on. You

696
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 1: and I are like both on each other like separate planes,

697
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 1: going like did you hear Andrew was in the emergency

698
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 1: room like I was. I felt so sorry for you, man.

699
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 3: Dude, it was And so I give and so I

700
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 3: text the lady that says because I'm like, oh, you guys,

701
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 3: we'll cover it. She calls me and she goes, look,

702
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry about your illness and dealing with that,

703
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 3: but I don't know who told you. There's no way

704
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 3: we could cover it. If we do you, we have

705
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 3: to do everybody.

706
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, because you're yeah, you performed.

707
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 2: Sorry, So what happens?

708
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 3: I got the bill and I talk to him. So

709
00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 3: I'm hoping.

710
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 1: What we think the bill will be.

711
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 2: It could be anywhere from five hundred dollars to seventy

712
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 2: five thousand dollars.

713
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 1: I know what I'm saying, Like, how I.

714
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 2: This is the problem.

715
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, it could be.

716
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 2: It could be a colossal amount of money. But if

717
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,719
Speaker 2: you have any health insurance at all, even if it's

718
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 2: an HMO, there is an out of pocket maximum at

719
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 2: some point. Now for you, it might be three hundred.

720
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 3: No, it's like ninety one hundred.

721
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 2: That's you're out of pocket. Maxim's ninety one hundred. I think,

722
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 2: so that's great.

723
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,479
Speaker 3: Oh there you go.

724
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 1: Well, well I.

725
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 3: Don't want to pay.

726
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 1: We're not going to pay. What well as my address

727
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 1: that d and the loop about it, I thought it

728
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 1: was resolved. That sucks, man. I'm so sorry.

729
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 3: No, I mean that's yeah, I mean it's uh, I'll

730
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 3: started going so that.

731
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 1: You went back. So did they take you pay for

732
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 1: another night at the hotel?

733
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 3: No? No, they did cover that. I got back to

734
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 3: the hotel. They didn't clean it, which was weird. Whoa.

735
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 3: And then I stayed another night. Sign No, No, there

736
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 3: was a disturbing.

737
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 1: Really, please disturb this room.

738
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 3: It's been so disturbed.

739
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 2: When you were being wheeled out, I.

740
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 1: Had so many topicide please please just starting.

741
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 3: I'm lonely. I need something in my life. So I

742
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 3: go and I stay the extra night, and yeah, I

743
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:14,160
Speaker 3: come home. It was also Brenda's birthday. Yeah, Brenda has

744
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 3: in and out in the car and I'm like, really

745
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 3: that's the it's pretty funny.

746
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 1: But yeah, sorry, you had just been out and things

747
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 1: were out and out of dude.

748
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 3: It was one of those moments where you know, I

749
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 3: have these moments in my life now where I like, remember,

750
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 3: you used to chase the story. You know you lived

751
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 3: that a little bit where you chase the story because

752
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 3: you try to have.

753
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 2: An interesting life.

754
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you're living in your own movie. Yeah.

755
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

756
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 3: But I find myself having these moments in my life

757
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 3: where like almost like Costanza, where like I.

758
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 1: Can't escape the story, the story.

759
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 3: Like the other day with the watcher dryer, it caught

760
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 3: on fire.

761
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 1: Well, let's go breaking here about this. What what have

762
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: a your washing and dryer?

763
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 3: My washroom dryer is like a real piece of ship.

764
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 3: It's a two for one.

765
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, two for one, two for one.

766
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 3: And it was smoking and like like a ton of smoke,

767
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:14,360
Speaker 3: and Brenda's like call nine one one. I had a

768
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 3: yet in my hand and I threw water on it

769
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,919
Speaker 3: and she's like, it's an electrical.

770
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 1: Wait, is that not good to do?

771
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 2: No, because that's why the current will go through the

772
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 2: water and you could get electrocuted. Really theoretically, but I.

773
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:29,840
Speaker 1: Know you're not supposed to throw it on a grease

774
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 1: fire water on a pan.

775
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 2: Need a mother, you need a smother. That's why. That's

776
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 2: why so what should have done? Fire extinguisher?

777
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:39,359
Speaker 3: But who has that?

778
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,319
Speaker 2: If you have a fire, do you have one?

779
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 1: No?

780
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 2: Wait, are you in an apartment? Are you an apartment complex?

781
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:47,399
Speaker 1: Or I think I do, but I don't know where

782
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 1: it is, and so I can't complex.

783
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 2: It'll be in the hallway next somewhere in your hallway.

784
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 2: You should know where that is.

785
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 1: We should, I should know where that is.

786
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 3: That's a studio apartment in between a house.

787
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 1: But yeah, you should get one. Yeah, you should Amazon one.

788
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:02,280
Speaker 2: Well, you can get you can get a fire blanket.

789
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,840
Speaker 2: You know, if there's a grease fire on your stove,

790
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 2: you can put a fire blanket over. If you have

791
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 2: to buy a special thing, you need to smother it.

792
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 2: That's why the fire extinguisher shoots out the phone that

793
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 2: just get.

794
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 3: I take my fire alarm off my wall because it

795
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,839
Speaker 3: was making annoyse. I've ripped it out.

796
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 2: That the batteries low.

797
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 3: You gotta replace the battery that was so small.

798
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point. So wa just sitting watching

799
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 1: TV to start smoking?

800
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it starts smoking and then Brenda's like called

801
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,360
Speaker 3: nine one one. I'm like, dude, I'm gonna have to

802
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 3: call the firefighter. And they come over for this little

803
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:36,879
Speaker 3: waterer drive.

804
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think the casino's going to cover that.

805
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 3: No, I called the casino first.

806
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 1: It's a two face fault. That's what I shipped my

807
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 1: pants and that's why I had to even use the

808
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 1: wash dryer.

809
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:50,360
Speaker 3: So they fucking here's the thing. In l A. Firefighters

810
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 3: will come because they don't want the rich houses to

811
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,319
Speaker 3: get burnt down. But if you get shot and call

812
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 3: the cops, they won't come. So tell cops you're on fire.

813
00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:59,399
Speaker 3: I think that's the way.

814
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, do it. That's how you get help with you're

815
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,320
Speaker 1: being rate for three.

816
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 3: Fire trucks show up. Three and then you think that's bad.

817
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 3: Two more showed up. There were five fire five fire

818
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 3: trucks that is.

819
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 1: The biggest truck and.

820
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 3: Truck, then an ambulance truck.

821
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 2: So how was the How big was the fire?

822
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 3: There was just smoke. There was no I never saw

823
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 3: a flame.

824
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 2: Okay, well smoke.

825
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,319
Speaker 1: They like happy to be there. They didn't seem to care.

826
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 3: They didn't seem to care, but I cared. Yeah.

827
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:33,359
Speaker 1: So the funniest fart you money, I don't even know.

828
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 2: No, that's the cree fire. Firefighters are amazing and firefighters.

829
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,320
Speaker 2: There are certain firefighters who they need to hit a quota,

830
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 2: so going to their that's my maybe why five fire

831
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 2: trucks showed up because you all get the clock.

832
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 3: Ina, Oh my god, So five fire trucks show up.

833
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 3: And then the funniest part is right before the fire,

834
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:57,239
Speaker 3: Brenna ordered something from Target. So this guy, this Amazon

835
00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 3: shows up with the Target bag and what's going on here?

836
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:03,319
Speaker 3: I go, oh, my house is on fire, and he's

837
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,879
Speaker 3: like your house and I was like, don't worry about it.

838
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 1: And so we like, how long were they there for?

839
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,319
Speaker 3: Dude? So they go in there in my little I

840
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 3: live in a two hundred square foot there's six firefighters

841
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:17,319
Speaker 3: with their big boots just trucking through my fucking little

842
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 3: ass apartment looking at the smallest little bitch ass washer dryer.

843
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 3: And I'm trying to like man up, you know, I'm like,

844
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:30,360
Speaker 3: I'm like, thank you so much, sir, than you like.

845
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 1: Do you want them to go?

846
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 3: Like you?

847
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 1: Should you be on our tea? Yeah, hop on the

848
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,800
Speaker 1: truck could.

849
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 4: Use threw on it. I threw a yeah, a couple

850
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,799
Speaker 4: of yetties. Well, and then my old lady you heard

851
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,399
Speaker 4: her on that one, yeah, And they were like, yes,

852
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 4: you did the right thing. I was like, thank you,

853
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 4: Like it was like backdraft for like this happens. It

854
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,240
Speaker 4: was so bad, dude, when I try to be manly.

855
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 4: Oh my god, my whole life.

856
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 2: You shouldn't feel bad because this happens all the time.

857
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 2: My dad's a firefighter, what volunteer firefighting? No on in

858
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 2: Wanta on Long Island, and there I think like probably

859
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 2: like six out of every seven calls is a false

860
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 2: alarm where you show up the alarm has been going

861
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 2: off and it's like, oh, it's just nothing.

862
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're used to this on the side of you

863
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 1: did the right thing, Brenn, because if Brenna wouldn't have

864
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: been telling you to do that, what do you think

865
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:26,759
Speaker 1: you would have done?

866
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:30,240
Speaker 3: I would have lived in smoke for about six months.

867
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:31,359
Speaker 3: Yeah I don't know.

868
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,759
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, and do you have a new washer dryer?

869
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 2: Now?

870
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 3: Well that's the little other thing. Oh god, just I

871
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 3: mean they they they they the landlords. They were like, well,

872
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:44,879
Speaker 3: let's check on it, and I go, we've already gone

873
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:48,359
Speaker 3: through this, like we've had problems with this thing. Give

874
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,319
Speaker 3: us a new one or put a dishwasher in there.

875
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 3: No one's using his little ass washer dryer anyways, So

876
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 3: they brought a guy out and he's like he checks it.

877
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 3: I don't even know you, like like knock on anyone

878
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,880
Speaker 3: in there, try to listen. Yeah, he's like it's like

879
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,879
Speaker 3: an ocean shell and he's like, yeah, no, you need

880
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 3: a new one. We don't have the parts for this. Yeah.

881
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 1: So no, you're just hanging stuff to dry or can

882
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 1: they use the wash part?

883
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:14,280
Speaker 3: Here's the thing we've been going to the Wandering Matt anyway.

884
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is.

885
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,360
Speaker 1: It like a cute, fun romantic expert You guys like

886
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 1: flirt and do you put her in the basket around?

887
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:25,359
Speaker 3: Yeah? I put her in the dryer and then burn.

888
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:27,879
Speaker 3: It's kind of fun. No, it is kind of fun.

889
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:31,359
Speaker 3: I mean it's fun. And then it's fun when you're rich. Yeah,

890
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 3: it's not fun when it's ah poverty, Yeah, it's not cool.

891
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:39,319
Speaker 3: It's like remember my brothers used to be like, just

892
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,280
Speaker 3: get a bottle of wine and go to the park

893
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 3: a date.

894
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you would need a date idea.

895
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, isn't that the worst?

896
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 7: When rich people are like no, it'd be yeah, I

897
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:53,879
Speaker 7: mean final thought, but we have news that broke what

898
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 7: so your Wall Street journal post just broke.

899
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 1: Oh that's yeah, yeah, yeah breaking.

900
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 2: Nobody had a better year than Nikki Glazer.

901
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,760
Speaker 1: Oh that's so nice.

902
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:08,319
Speaker 3: Wait a new one sends the Yeah, since you're a

903
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 3: comedian of the Year.

904
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, well no, I saw this this morning as soon

905
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 1: as I woke up, I saw my feed. Do you

906
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:16,360
Speaker 1: ever maybe you don't relate to this, This is probably

907
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 1: a very relatable thing. Sorry. Do you ever see a

908
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 1: picture of yourself on Instagram?

909
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 3: Yeah?

910
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 1: It's like, man, you relate to my champagne and a

911
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 1: penhouse suite. Do you ever know? Are you ever flying private?

912
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 1: And like you feel like no, do you ever see

913
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 1: this could happen to you? Like because you do shows

914
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 1: around a light, people take pictures and then you see

915
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,359
Speaker 1: have you ever seen a picture yourself on your feet?

916
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 1: You didn't know it was you because it's someone else

917
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 1: posted it, and you like, think of someone else. It's

918
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 1: kind of the same vibe as like when you catch

919
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:58,839
Speaker 1: your own reflection in a window or a mirror and

920
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,359
Speaker 1: you don't know. It's a spl second of you think

921
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,880
Speaker 1: it's someone else and you're like, oh, that's I like that,

922
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 1: that's a cute whatever, and then you see it's you

923
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:06,799
Speaker 1: and you're like.

924
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, any side my wedding foot, anything from the side

925
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 3: I wanted to kill myself really alive. It's just a

926
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 3: lot of like my ship is just falling due gravity.

927
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 1: I mean, there's procedures for that. That's what my mom.

928
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,839
Speaker 1: You can just it's it's easy to like a neck

929
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 1: a neck thing. But also it's it is expensive, but

930
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,359
Speaker 1: it's not crazy. It's with it.

931
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 2: It's you know, you know, it's cool and rare. If

932
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 2: you're driving by.

933
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: Reflected date, first date, idea, what to do the next chow.

934
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:47,439
Speaker 3: Get a bottle of and get your jaw.

935
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 2: Now you drive past the reflective building, and then you

936
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 2: see your car. You rarely get to see you and

937
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 2: your car.

938
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 1: That's why when I was shopping for cars, I'm like,

939
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,840
Speaker 1: I don't care what it looks like on the outside.

940
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 1: I never experience about my experience inside. I don't care

941
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 1: what it looks like I'm outside. I want the interior

942
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:04,720
Speaker 1: to be cool as fuck.

943
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,360
Speaker 3: At the moment, when I was dog walking and I

944
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 3: would see another dog walker and then I would reflect

945
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 3: that I'm that person. Yeah, I don't know if that would.

946
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I could see that anyway. I saw this

947
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 1: Wall Street Journal picture today and I was like, oh,

948
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,359
Speaker 1: look at that older late like I. It wasn't like

949
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 1: there was no like wow, she's amazing, but I was

950
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:27,760
Speaker 1: just like, that's a look at this who's this woman.

951
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 1: I'm starting to have that where I'm like, oh, I'm

952
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,319
Speaker 1: a like I am an older woman and I don't

953
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 1: hate it, like, but I am not a girl. I

954
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,799
Speaker 1: even asked Emily the other day, I'm like, do you

955
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 1: how often do you get mammed? And She's like never,

956
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, it's gonna start soon for you.

957
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:46,239
Speaker 1: But like no one ever says thank you, ma'am or

958
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 1: it's over there, ma'am to her, and I get mammed only, Yeah,

959
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 1: I only get mammed. And it's and I do clock

960
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 1: it every time I hear it. It's I'm getting Obviously

961
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 1: I'm used to it now because it's but it's it's truly,

962
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 1: it's not it is. It is the only thing that

963
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 1: happens to me now. And I remember when it first started.

964
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 1: I remember the first time a person told their daughter

965
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 1: to stop playing with that lady's bag and I was

966
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:14,360
Speaker 1: flying and I was that lady. That was a sad moment.

967
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 1: But yeah, I saw that picture this morning. When there's

968
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:19,360
Speaker 1: the first thing that came up on my feet and

969
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, ma'am, Like it was like there

970
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 1: was a mam moment and I was like, oh, that's

971
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 1: a good that's fine. And then I was quickly scooted

972
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 1: away from it because I don't need to. I don't

973
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:29,799
Speaker 1: need to dig into that.

974
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 2: But I hate when I get mad think it helps.

975
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 3: Or how you're perceived because you're perceived as an adult. Now, ah,

976
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 3: then your thoughts are now somehow more valid, Yeah, more

977
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 3: valid totally.

978
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:47,359
Speaker 1: That is the thing that I feel about for I

979
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 1: feel for younger people is that's the only bad thing

980
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 1: about being young. I mean there's many there's many things,

981
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 1: but like people, there is a vibe that people don't

982
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 1: respect you.

983
00:43:57,239 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 2: No, Yeah, why they don't know anything? I mean, and

984
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 2: it's like rarely do they have the wisdom to take

985
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 2: the knowledge that they might have and apply it correctly

986
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 2: to the world.

987
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:12,320
Speaker 1: Yes, if anyone's younger than me, I realize, like I always,

988
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:15,760
Speaker 1: I'm always more comfortable around people who are younger than me. Sure, always.

989
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:19,040
Speaker 2: That's why nobody listens to Greta Thurnberg because like, you know,

990
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 2: maybe what she's saying makes sense. But it's like you're

991
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:22,840
Speaker 2: not old enough to be able to tell the world

992
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 2: what to do, right, we don't. But like there's a

993
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 2: part of what you're saying that just feels naive, like

994
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 2: you don't understand how the world works. It feels like

995
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 2: what you're saying is this fantastical world where everyone's holding

996
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 2: hands and peaceful together, and it's like, we just don't.

997
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 2: But if she was like seventy and she was like

998
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 2: Bernie Sanders type and she was just like this is

999
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 2: the way we would, she'd have more traction.

1000
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:45,759
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, that's a good point, but it is.

1001
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,840
Speaker 1: That's the one nice thing about I think aging is

1002
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:53,800
Speaker 1: that people do take you more seriously and as a comedian.

1003
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 2: So you get too old once you turn seventy five.

1004
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 1: Then they treat you like a baby. Yes, and then

1005
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,160
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, so cute because you do become a

1006
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:05,839
Speaker 1: baby getting hotter. Yes, Like yeah, there's this fine window though,

1007
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 1: where you are taken more seriously. But like you have

1008
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 1: to like dress it, Like sometimes I forget that I

1009
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 1: have to dress like a woman and not a girl,

1010
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: even though it's so uncomfortable to dress like a woman,

1011
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 1: Like I just anytime I like want to, Like I

1012
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 1: don't want to wear nice clothes. I feel like I

1013
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 1: can't stain them. I feel like I feel bad wrinkling them. Like,

1014
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 1: but there is something about like if you put on

1015
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 1: a really nice outfit, you don't have to do Your

1016
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 1: hair is nice, so you don't have to do it.

1017
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 1: Your makeup is nice. Like there are women that are

1018
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 1: worshiped who don't do any hair or makeup and they

1019
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: wear just designer stuff and everyone thinks they're like a

1020
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 1: style beauty icon. And I'm like, oh, maybe that's maybe

1021
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 1: that can free me from doing more hair and makeup.

1022
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:45,760
Speaker 1: As if I just wear clothes worth thousands and thousands

1023
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 1: of dollars all the time.

1024
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 3: Sure, but because then people will.

1025
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 1: Just attribute niceness to your the way you look. But

1026
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 1: you won't because I'm trying to think of examples. But

1027
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 1: there are people who look like grubby in there the

1028
00:45:56,719 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 1: way they keep themselves manicured, but they're is Gucci, and

1029
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 1: so you go, they're important and they know what they're

1030
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 1: doing and they've got everything under control, and I I

1031
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 1: want to start doing that, like I think I need

1032
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 1: but I need someone else to go buy stuff for

1033
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:16,359
Speaker 1: me because I cannot look at price tags a thing,

1034
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 1: and I need the price eggs to be taken off

1035
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,839
Speaker 1: before they end up in my closet because if there

1036
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:21,880
Speaker 1: is a five hundred dollars skirt in my closet that

1037
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 1: somehow has bought with my money, styling me, I am

1038
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:27,439
Speaker 1: so horrified by it. I will leave the price egg

1039
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 1: on forever because I also think that if EVER resell it.

1040
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,280
Speaker 1: I know that things with price eggs on it resell

1041
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 1: better even if they're clearly used. Like just even in

1042
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 1: my mind, if I find something with a tag on

1043
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 1: it a goodwill, I'm like, even if it has a

1044
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,319
Speaker 1: stain on it and it smells like deodorant or whatever,

1045
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 1: I'm still like it's new psychologically, So I keep the

1046
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 1: tag on. And then I also don't want to wear

1047
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 1: it as much because I'm like thinking about the fact

1048
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 1: that I'm going to resell it, So then I don't

1049
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,440
Speaker 1: even wear it. Like, I cannot get past this block

1050
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 1: of I cannot wear things that are over three hundred

1051
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 1: dollars like in my daily life. Those are only for appearances.

1052
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 1: Those are only for like carpet events. They were only

1053
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 1: for things when other people are dressing me. I can't

1054
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 1: go to the improv wearing something that's three hundred dollars

1055
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 1: or something nice. Ever, I gotta get past it.

1056
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 3: Do you think psychologically, though, when you do have these

1057
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 3: moments when you do put on an outfit, when you

1058
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 3: do hair and make that you feel more confident and

1059
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 3: more excited because you don't do it all the time, Like,

1060
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 3: do you think that?

1061
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 1: No, I feel like a fraud. I always feel like

1062
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:27,320
Speaker 1: a bay dress up. Like when people will go, Nikki,

1063
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:28,799
Speaker 1: you look, you know I was on this press store,

1064
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 1: you look amazing. Where's that from? I always just go,

1065
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,359
Speaker 1: I don't have anything to do with this. I literally go,

1066
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:36,399
Speaker 1: I yeah, my stylists pick it out, but like I don't.

1067
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:38,280
Speaker 1: People are like, what are you wearing for the Golden Globes.

1068
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,759
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not worried about that at all?

1069
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:41,399
Speaker 3: Is that bad?

1070
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 1: Like every girl is like, show me your dresses. It's

1071
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 1: not that I don't care, but I don't. In the

1072
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:50,239
Speaker 1: scheme of things, I don't care, and I don't want

1073
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,279
Speaker 1: to offend the people that do care about those things

1074
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 1: around me that are doing it. Because my stylist it's

1075
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 1: very important to them that I feel good in what

1076
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 1: I wear. But when I'm on Kimmel, like it is

1077
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 1: so at the bottom of the list of things that

1078
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 1: I care about that I what I'm wearing as opposed

1079
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 1: to what I'm saying. Yeah, and I know that I'm

1080
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,719
Speaker 1: very focused on looks. But it's not that I don't care.

1081
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 1: I've hired them because I do care. I trust them

1082
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 1: so explicitly, like I don't have. This is the most

1083
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 1: care I can put into this because I don't have

1084
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 1: to think about it then, and so that is like

1085
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:20,360
Speaker 1: leaving something to someone else. But then sometimes I feel

1086
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 1: like people in my life that are paying attention to

1087
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:26,360
Speaker 1: those things want like to make sure like I'm weighing

1088
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 1: in that I like it, and I'm like, I don't

1089
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 1: even want to have to talk about this, like you

1090
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,319
Speaker 1: just do it, and then I hop into it and

1091
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:32,759
Speaker 1: then I don't take any credit for it, and I

1092
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 1: give you all the credit, but I don't know what

1093
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,319
Speaker 1: it is. I really my goal, I know this is

1094
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 1: such a dumb coal for twenty twenty five, is to

1095
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 1: get really nice clothes. Have no shit clothes anymore that

1096
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:46,400
Speaker 1: I can slip into, like this is a shit clothes.

1097
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:49,880
Speaker 1: This is shit clothes, Like no more shit clothes, but

1098
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 1: comfortable high end clothes and I don't know what those are,

1099
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,759
Speaker 1: but I know that I can ford them. It's not

1100
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,439
Speaker 1: crazy to put them in my life. And I don't

1101
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 1: know what the is. It almost feels like I don't.

1102
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 3: I don't know what Once you do it, you just need.

1103
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:07,400
Speaker 1: To do such a dumb thing to be like, I

1104
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 1: can't you guys, but it literally is a weird block

1105
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 1: for me.

1106
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 3: I feel like with anything you do it, if you

1107
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 3: just get fucking five fucking pieces and you do it

1108
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:20,880
Speaker 3: for three weeks, you'll completely forget that you're wearing even designer.

1109
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 3: It's just one of those blocks you just have to

1110
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 3: I just can't.

1111
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 1: I got to get rid of my options of shitty clothes.

1112
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember when you hired that those people that like, yeah,

1113
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:31,439
Speaker 3: buy me organize your ship.

1114
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah huh. That's a good point where.

1115
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 3: You had brand to buy you that stuff in Florida.

1116
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:39,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, and love to do something like yeah, honestly, I.

1117
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 2: Did this thing in New York like fifteen years ago

1118
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 2: called trunk Club. Oh yeah, you go, and like it's

1119
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 2: like you get to get styled and they send you

1120
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:49,319
Speaker 2: a bunch of clothes in the mail, and I there

1121
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 2: was one jacket I got out of that that I

1122
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I'll wear this really, But everything else

1123
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 2: it's just I felt like a fraud, Like.

1124
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:56,799
Speaker 1: I'm comfortable in it, yeah, I feel like I have

1125
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 1: to like sit straighter and like, yeah, I just can't

1126
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:03,760
Speaker 1: like it. And then everything's dry clean only too. Every

1127
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:05,839
Speaker 1: nice thing you own is right clan only, and even

1128
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 1: if it's not, you don't want to dry it in

1129
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 1: the dryer because it might catch on fire and something.

1130
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 1: And then it's a thousand dollars sweatshirt or whatever the

1131
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 1: fuck these things cost. It's like, yeah, it's so insane

1132
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 1: and it's not okay that they cost so much clothing.

1133
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: Shouldn't I know that there is clothing that's five hundred

1134
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,399
Speaker 1: dollars and it makes you look so much nicer. That's

1135
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 1: too much money. I don't care how much money you

1136
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 1: do have. I'm going the other way. I'm not doing this.

1137
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:27,359
Speaker 3: I don't think you should.

1138
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 1: I don't think I shouldn't. I can't do it. I

1139
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 1: think it's a ridiculous.

1140
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:31,919
Speaker 3: I think it's a good thing that this is your

1141
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:35,879
Speaker 3: thought process. It'd be you'd be insufferable if you were

1142
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:38,759
Speaker 3: like if I'm wearing designer. I don't fucking want it, Like,

1143
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 3: thank god you're like that when you have these thoughts,

1144
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 3: and that's why you're a good comedian. Like this is

1145
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 3: all at all, like you know what I mean, Like

1146
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:49,600
Speaker 3: if you were like like you're getting your confidence by

1147
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:51,880
Speaker 3: a brand, but Emily, you don't want.

1148
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:53,640
Speaker 1: To be there to have Like I do agree that,

1149
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:55,800
Speaker 1: like the way you carry yourself and the way you dress,

1150
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 1: Like if you wear nice things that you spend a

1151
00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:00,359
Speaker 1: lot of money on are finally tailored, they look better,

1152
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:05,400
Speaker 1: they mamfortable. Yes, I just haven't been able to find

1153
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 1: like actual comfortable things that are like really finely made.

1154
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 1: So everything always pills, it looks shitty, Like clothing is

1155
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:14,399
Speaker 1: just so shitty. Now I send it to the girls.

1156
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 1: Chet this like fifteen minute deep dive into why even

1157
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 1: designer clothes, like you literally can't find good clothes. Even

1158
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:25,440
Speaker 1: high end clothes are all made in China, even if

1159
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:29,040
Speaker 1: they say made in Italy, they're made in China. And

1160
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 1: my friend Halla who works in has a friend who

1161
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 1: works in fashion design said that do not ever wear

1162
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 1: anything new because it's been on like a floor in

1163
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:42,359
Speaker 1: China with like puke and vomit. They don't clean it,

1164
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 1: like they just like get the stains off, but they

1165
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:47,399
Speaker 1: don't clean. Everything's disgusting. All the fabrics are disgusting. They're

1166
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:51,160
Speaker 1: making these factories that like is just piss and shit everywhere.

1167
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:53,759
Speaker 1: So she said, and I don't believe it because I'm

1168
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,879
Speaker 1: like that would linger this. I like new things. I'm

1169
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 1: still not washing things. I'm not here on the factory

1170
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:00,759
Speaker 1: floor because the can editions are bad.

1171
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 3: They wow, yeah, it all comes back around.

1172
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:09,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I had that headline it says no one

1173
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:11,279
Speaker 1: had a better year than the Glazer. I think I

1174
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,840
Speaker 1: can think of someone I had some dark times Trump.

1175
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean here, it's pretty cool. They have like

1176
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 2: a video and not a picture.

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00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, oh that was yeah, so, oh

1178
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 1: my god.

1179
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:23,920
Speaker 3: Oh that's great.

1180
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:27,279
Speaker 1: It's so funny. Yeah that they were taking video like

1181
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:31,479
Speaker 1: while I was shooting the photo shoot and I didn't

1182
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:33,319
Speaker 1: realize it would look like this. That's kind of me

1183
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:34,760
Speaker 1: rolling around to the crowd.

1184
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:35,879
Speaker 3: That's great.

1185
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like we were trying to do like

1186
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:41,839
Speaker 1: the Fiona Apple criminal video. So yeah, the light Yeah,

1187
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 1: I just weighed sixty pounds more than she did in

1188
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:45,400
Speaker 1: that video, so it doesn't try.

1189
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 2: It's a two minute article to listen to and you

1190
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:48,280
Speaker 2: need a subscription.

1191
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 1: But that's crazy. Yeah, how slow are they when that

1192
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:55,680
Speaker 1: says like it's two minutes to listen to. I'm always

1193
00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 1: like I could read this in fifteen seconds. The people

1194
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 1: say how long it takes to walk somewhere on Google,

1195
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:06,400
Speaker 1: I'm always getting there forty earlier than the walking direction.

1196
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:10,879
Speaker 3: Who's doing this, the laziest person on earth? Fifty nine

1197
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 3: minutes to go point eight miles.

1198
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 1: Yes, on crutch they should have. It should be crutches.

1199
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:15,360
Speaker 3: It should be cruched.

1200
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 1: That is the walk, the thing.

1201
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:19,439
Speaker 3: With two fucking subs in your hands.

1202
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, before we go, what's your favorite Christmas song?

1203
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:28,360
Speaker 1: Probably have yourself a merry little Christmas like Frank Sinatra classic.

1204
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 1: It's like really sweet.

1205
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 2: I'm glad you didn't say like, I mean, I love

1206
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:34,680
Speaker 2: like Sea. But I'm glad you didn't say like candy

1207
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:35,720
Speaker 2: Cane Lane or something.

1208
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that is. And I would

1209
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 1: have to say that I love to I love simply

1210
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 1: having a wonderful Christmas time. I know it's like the

1211
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:46,440
Speaker 1: worst party song ever, the Paul McCartney, I like it.

1212
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 2: That one ruins my life.

1213
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 1: You want to know my least favorite one though, sure that.

1214
00:53:53,600 --> 00:54:04,320
Speaker 6: Don't get Christmas.

1215
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 1: I hate. I know that it's supposed to be off key,

1216
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 1: but I don't like it. It does. It's not interesting

1217
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:12,720
Speaker 1: to me it. I don't care about the story behind it. Honestly,

1218
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,439
Speaker 1: it brings back horrible, traumatic memories. I don't know what.

1219
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:18,959
Speaker 1: I hate that song. Yeah, and it's It's been arguing

1220
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 1: to me by musicians who I respect, aka Anya that

1221
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 1: it is a great song. I hate it that finally

1222
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:27,320
Speaker 1: it's not it's not the right movie. What's your favorite?

1223
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:28,200
Speaker 1: What's your least favorite?

1224
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:31,440
Speaker 2: The it's called the Christmas Song, which is Chestnuts on

1225
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 2: an open Fire.

1226
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:36,120
Speaker 1: Version Nat King Cole. Yeah, okay, yeah, absolutely.

1227
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:41,279
Speaker 2: I also really love the entire Vince Geraldi Peanuts Christmas

1228
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 2: Jazz album that has like Christmas Tree.

1229
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:44,959
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's good.

1230
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 2: He's incredible. Least favorite. That one's definitely up there. Unfortunately,

1231
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 2: I like the.

1232
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson song, the new one, the new one. No,

1233
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:55,759
Speaker 1: like the one that's like her like her big Christmas song.

1234
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 1: It's not new, but it's like within the past ten years.

1235
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:03,440
Speaker 1: What is it's Oh God, let me look it up

1236
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: to keep talking.

1237
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:06,960
Speaker 2: Least favorite is that song that you just said. But

1238
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 2: I also don't like that Paul McCartney song. I hate

1239
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:11,920
Speaker 2: that noise. I don't know what that noise is. I

1240
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:16,319
Speaker 2: think it's that at the beginning of it. I don't

1241
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:17,719
Speaker 2: know what the fucking noise is that I hate it.

1242
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:20,160
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1243
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:21,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think those are probably my least two favorites.

1244
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:25,040
Speaker 1: Dun dun humpt don't dun dun hump?

1245
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:27,359
Speaker 3: Doesn't Mariah Carey have Yeah?

1246
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:30,960
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, she is born on Christmas Day. That that's

1247
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 1: the one that I like. Underneath the Tree.

1248
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 3: I won't pay so many Christmas songs.

1249
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:41,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good.

1250
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 3: That's good.

1251
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 2: That's good.

1252
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 1: That's a great new like Newish, I'm sure and six

1253
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:51,040
Speaker 1: but it's so good. Okay, fave hates.

1254
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:54,279
Speaker 3: I like Silent Knight? Is that a christ really?

1255
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1256
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:56,080
Speaker 2: That's that's a deep cut.

1257
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:59,800
Speaker 3: I like rare Neil Armstrong.

1258
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:05,279
Speaker 1: Yeah he sang it up there, Yeah, not there.

1259
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a studio.

1260
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:11,920
Speaker 1: You're questioning whether whether or not he sang Silent Night

1261
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:12,959
Speaker 1: on the Moon.

1262
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:16,719
Speaker 3: I know there's seventy other stations that played it, but

1263
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:17,719
Speaker 3: I don't believe it.

1264
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:21,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a loud Earth or a silent Wait. Wait,

1265
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:23,840
Speaker 1: I'm a loud loud nighter. I think I think it

1266
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:24,759
Speaker 1: wasn't a silent night.

1267
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:27,719
Speaker 3: I think is what they said.

1268
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:29,279
Speaker 1: All Right, we have to go. No one's giving us

1269
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:33,160
Speaker 1: a wrap. Happy holidays, Thank you for listening. We'll be

1270
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:36,879
Speaker 1: back in the new year with new shows. Yeah, we'll

1271
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:41,439
Speaker 1: see it. Then don't because jingle Bells by Jack Bart