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Speaker 1: Press at twelve phone Taps of Christmas. Hello, I speak

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Speaker 1: to Trent. Please? Oh yeah, hid this Trent? Trent? This

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Speaker 1: is Paul from corporate. The fuck is going on? I'm sorry, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't have a lot of time for all this bullshit.

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Speaker 1: I got some stuff I need to do. I can't

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Speaker 1: get into my computer. I'm locked out. Yeah, I'm really sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm traveling on business, sir. But they let you

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Speaker 1: tell me what they let you travel? Well, yes, I

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Speaker 1: mean you know I have to. I'm going sell a

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Speaker 1: bunch of servers. That's some of our remote locations. Look, hey,

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Speaker 1: I don't know about all that, all right, whatever you

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Speaker 1: just said to me, I have no clue. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: really sorry, sir. But let's I know someone who's I

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Speaker 1: know for sure? Is there? I told my assistant. I

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Speaker 1: told my assistant to get me on the phone with

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Speaker 1: someone in the I T department. I didn't tell her

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Speaker 1: to get me on the phone with an intern who

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Speaker 1: can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm not an intern, so'm I've been watching it for No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not an intern. You're telling me we're

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Speaker 1: paying you. Yes, I mean I'm an employee. I helped

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Speaker 1: implement server installation like in you know Larch and you, okay,

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Speaker 1: all over the country. I'm assuming you know who I am.

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Speaker 1: Of course who am I. You're cult senior vice president

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Speaker 1: and we've obviously never spoke before. No, sir, I've actually

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Speaker 1: I don't think we've met in person, but I do

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Speaker 1: know of you, and I know you're a great man,

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Speaker 1: and you even tell a lot. I'm so sorry. I

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Speaker 1: was going through a bad cell. Did you just hang

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Speaker 1: up on me? No, no, sir, I was just going

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Speaker 1: through a bad uh a bad cell, all right. That's

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Speaker 1: because you're out there traveling, hanging out on the road,

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Speaker 1: having a good old time while I'm stuck here in

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Speaker 1: the office trying to get into my email. And then

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Speaker 1: I ask you about it, and all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: your phone magically just kind of disconnects. I'm really sorry,

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Speaker 1: but I've know I've been working eighteen hour days and

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Speaker 1: selling disservers. Oh, I who Yeah, yeah, it sounds like

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Speaker 1: a rough life. I can't get into my email, and

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Speaker 1: I've got a golf game in like an hour, so

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Speaker 1: you're eighteen hour day. Sob stories don't concern me. I

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Speaker 1: can only imagine, but is it. I definitely get Randy

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Speaker 1: to give you a taul because he's awesome and he can. Hey,

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Speaker 1: you heard it here first, Randy. I need to get

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Speaker 1: into my email. I've got a golf game to go to. Sure,

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Speaker 1: I would really love to help you, but I can't.

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Speaker 1: You're really freaking me out right now, freaking you What

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Speaker 1: am I freaking out? Are you high? No? No, actually

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Speaker 1: I've never gotten high. I don't because that sounds like

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Speaker 1: something some sort of drug. You would say, like, you're

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Speaker 1: freaking me out. Man. Did you drop some masksid today

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Speaker 1: while you're at partying or whatever you're doing. No, I've

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Speaker 1: I've gotta do one hundred today, forties. That's an average

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Speaker 1: of forty nine servers a day, Sir, Trent, stop right there.

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Speaker 1: I like you, buddy man, after my own heart out

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Speaker 1: there dropping acid on the road doing all kinds of hookers. Man,

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Speaker 1: I missed the old days. You and I would have

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Speaker 1: had so much fun. Trent. Oh, well, thank you, sir,

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Speaker 1: but I'll find Honestly, I'm not doing that, but you

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Speaker 1: know I do appreciate it, Trent, sir. Hey, hey, we

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Speaker 1: work for the same company, all right. Just because I'm

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Speaker 1: the senior VP doesn't mean I don't know how things work.

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Speaker 1: What's her name? Honestly, you know you wanted to fly

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Speaker 1: out so on the jets see what I'm doing. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you know, come on out. Yeah, are you propositioning me? Well? So,

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Speaker 1: I mean if you want to come and see what

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Speaker 1: we're doing, you know, we see this is I mean,

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Speaker 1: this is really high pressure. And you know I'm a

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Speaker 1: senior vice president of this company. You want me to

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Speaker 1: get hr on the phone tell them what you just

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Speaker 1: said to me? No, but I didn't. I didn't say me.

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Speaker 1: I just come out, you know, and you see what

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Speaker 1: I'm doing here, you know, And yeah, I got where

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Speaker 1: you were saying. I got exactly where you were going

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Speaker 1: with the whole thing, and all right, I might be

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Speaker 1: a little bit of a freak, but I don't swing

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Speaker 1: that way, Bud. No, sir, please understand, I didn't ask

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Speaker 1: you to come out and do anything like that, you know,

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Speaker 1: any anything sexual or no not at all. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you know, yeah, I got it. Hey, I got it.

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Speaker 1: I got what you were asking me to do. And no,

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Speaker 1: thank you, No, I it's not me. We have a team.

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Speaker 1: We have a team of guys out of here. Well

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Speaker 1: what yeah, we have you know there's four of us

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Speaker 1: out of here, and you know we're busting our God,

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Speaker 1: you want me to come meet you where you're at

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Speaker 1: and you have four muscle bound black men waiting to

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Speaker 1: service me. Oh no, no, first of all, two of

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Speaker 1: them Asians. And I'm wanting you have an union? Guy?

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Speaker 1: Can I get over there? After what you just offered

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Speaker 1: me with those other guys, I don't want Randy involved

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Speaker 1: at all. But so I wasn't offering anything other than

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Speaker 1: than to help and and I and you're coming to

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Speaker 1: observe what we're doing here, Trent. Can I be honest

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Speaker 1: with you? Sound nervous? Yes, so I am nervous. I'm

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Speaker 1: terrifying when I'll lose my job. That's hoping we're out

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Speaker 1: of control. I don't know what happened, all right, then

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Speaker 1: I should probably tell you that this is a prank

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Speaker 1: one call. I'm sorry. This is actually Jewel from brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point

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Speaker 1: five doing a phone tap on you. Oh my, oh

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Speaker 1: my goodness, you're killing No, it's a joke. Your girlfriend name,

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend Namy set you up. Oh my god. I

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Speaker 1: was totally freaking out belief. Oh totally. I couldn't tell

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Speaker 1: you were freaking out at all. You sounded just very

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Speaker 1: calm and collected. I did, no, not at all. Actually

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