1 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:05,200 Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little Secret. I still haven't figured out how 2 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:08,000 Speaker 1: to make the person that's on the phone for a 3 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:10,119 Speaker 1: dirty little secret today, I'm trying to I'm going to 4 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:11,760 Speaker 1: figure this out. I'm going to figure it out. It's 5 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:14,040 Speaker 1: confusing to make. Yeah, it's time for your dirty little 6 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:16,000 Speaker 1: secret text in four one six one. If you have 7 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,840 Speaker 1: a secret to tell us, you can tell us anything. 8 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:20,560 Speaker 1: We keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what your 9 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:22,639 Speaker 1: name is. That's why you can say whatever you want 10 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:26,440 Speaker 1: and on the phone with us right now. French Press coffee, 11 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 1: Oh maker delicious because I got a French Press coffee 12 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:31,600 Speaker 1: maker for the studio and I've screwed it up a 13 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:33,320 Speaker 1: few times now trying to make it. But I will 14 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:36,720 Speaker 1: figure this out. So, French Press coffee, how are you why? 15 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:39,640 Speaker 1: I'm doing great? How are you guys? Good? You're difficult? 16 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:41,839 Speaker 1: If you have any instruction on how to work, could 17 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:45,360 Speaker 1: you please tell Jubil. I mean, you know, a French 18 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:48,199 Speaker 1: press is okay. I'm not great at it either, Like 19 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:50,760 Speaker 1: I always get coffee ground. I don't know. I think 20 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:52,720 Speaker 1: it just comes with the territory of a French press. 21 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:55,600 Speaker 1: They get a little bit grainy, just comes with the 22 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:58,400 Speaker 1: ownership of a French press. I guess the responsibility we 23 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:01,000 Speaker 1: have to deal with. Yeah, all right, so you have 24 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:06,120 Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. I do, um and I've literally 25 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:12,760 Speaker 1: told nobody ever in my life. Okay, great, what is it? Okay? Um? 26 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:16,320 Speaker 1: Uh So I work at a um Let's pull the 27 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:21,160 Speaker 1: French press shop, and I've been there for years. And 28 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:25,119 Speaker 1: there was a new barista hire and he was gorgeous okay, 29 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 1: and he he asked me out on a date. And 30 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:29,319 Speaker 1: he had only been working there for like two or 31 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:37,000 Speaker 1: three days, like barely through orientation. Um so I was um. 32 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:39,080 Speaker 1: I was driving to meet him, and I like definitely 33 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:42,360 Speaker 1: probably had like too many espresso shops, like on an 34 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:47,960 Speaker 1: empty stomach before seeing him. Um and I had I 35 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:56,320 Speaker 1: had a poop poops posts yeah, like and I like, 36 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,560 Speaker 1: I don't know what happened to me, Like I've been 37 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:04,000 Speaker 1: drinking and making coffee for years, like my stomach should 38 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:08,919 Speaker 1: be used to it, but I like I destroyed myself 39 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:11,480 Speaker 1: and like tried to hover drive back home. It was 40 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:16,959 Speaker 1: and this was on your way to a date. On 41 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:19,799 Speaker 1: my way to a date with this new hire who 42 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,360 Speaker 1: was super sweet and super handsome, But like, how am 43 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,720 Speaker 1: I going to tell him that, like, are you gonna 44 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:26,840 Speaker 1: tell everyone I've worked with? Like at that point, you 45 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:29,640 Speaker 1: might as well just crush the car the easiest thing. Also, 46 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:31,400 Speaker 1: if you would have met up with him, really no 47 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:34,880 Speaker 1: need to tell him, he probably would have know one 48 00:02:34,919 --> 00:02:38,320 Speaker 1: hundred percent one hundred percent. But like, oh, and of 49 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,280 Speaker 1: course going to work the next day, everyone's like, so 50 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:41,880 Speaker 1: what's it, Like, what's for a new guy? And I 51 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:44,720 Speaker 1: was like, oh, I totally lied. I threw him under 52 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:46,880 Speaker 1: the bus, said I showed up. He wasn't there. He 53 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:53,640 Speaker 1: stood me up. I'm sure, ohows it's my coworkers, and 54 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:55,240 Speaker 1: like you know when you work and I like if 55 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:57,280 Speaker 1: you're doing coffee kind of like as a career, like 56 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:59,920 Speaker 1: we've become very tight knit at the place you work out. 57 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,839 Speaker 1: So immediately everyone like iced him out and he ended 58 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:07,440 Speaker 1: up like leaving within his first two weeks. He's actually, 59 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:10,120 Speaker 1: you didn't show up? Why don't you just text him 60 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 1: be like hey, I'm just gonna be a little late 61 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:14,280 Speaker 1: and then go change your pants and then go back 62 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:17,239 Speaker 1: and meet up of them. I mean, I was too 63 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,520 Speaker 1: afraid to put pants back on after that for like 64 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:22,000 Speaker 1: the whole day. I like, it's never happened before you 65 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:24,480 Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like, that's that's like your worst nightmare. 66 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,160 Speaker 1: You're in a car, like I mean, I guess at 67 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,600 Speaker 1: least I was in a car alone. But like, right, well, 68 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,799 Speaker 1: if that ever happens to you again, Alex Fresh has 69 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:34,560 Speaker 1: a very good way to handle that. I don't know how. 70 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:38,280 Speaker 1: I didn't actually like crap my pants, but I had 71 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:39,800 Speaker 1: like these booty shorts on. I was going to not 72 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:42,480 Speaker 1: really booty shorts, but they were like too revealing to 73 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:45,120 Speaker 1: go into any Starbucks or like anywhere to go poop. 74 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:47,160 Speaker 1: I was taking my kids in school. On the way back, 75 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:49,600 Speaker 1: I was like, what, like my stomach was hurting so bad. 76 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 1: Normally I would stop and I would be okay, but 77 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,000 Speaker 1: I wasn't okay. I was walking into stores what I 78 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:56,360 Speaker 1: was wearing. So I went but like behind these apartments 79 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,520 Speaker 1: and I took a vinty Starbucks cup and I took 80 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:00,840 Speaker 1: a crap in the Starbucks up and I was a 81 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:04,240 Speaker 1: I was a responsible pooper and I get throwed away 82 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:09,000 Speaker 1: in the big garbage bin. So yeah, that was stressful. 83 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:10,520 Speaker 1: And it was how I reased you because it was 84 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:12,840 Speaker 1: cold outside and I just like stood it. When I 85 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:14,480 Speaker 1: looked back and there was just like steam coming off. 86 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:19,159 Speaker 1: So you already work in a coffee place, just have 87 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:20,640 Speaker 1: an extra coffee cup in your car for the next 88 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:23,040 Speaker 1: time that happened. And that is a true story. Oh 89 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:26,120 Speaker 1: my gosh, that's a very helpful tip. I'll take a 90 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:29,880 Speaker 1: sleeve of our cups. Keep him in the carting mobile 91 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:32,120 Speaker 1: bathroom where you need it. Well, thanks for telling us 92 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:37,800 Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. Thank guy. What's your dirty little secret.