Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Come
Speaker 1: Up to the Internet, and welcome to season two ninety four,
Speaker 1: episode one of.
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Speaker 1: America's share consciousness. It's Thursday, July sixth, twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3: Wow, this feels kind of spot on, and I don't
Speaker 3: want to be stereotypical, but is National Fried Chicken Day
Speaker 3: and National Sushi handrell Day?
Speaker 4: Wow, the same damn time.
Speaker 3: It's also National International Kissing Day and the image is
Speaker 3: of two parrots kissing, which again now evokes the very
Speaker 3: sageons now kiss But anyway, Yeah, look at a wonderful day.
Speaker 3: Wonderful day, amazing.
Speaker 1: Well, my name is Jack O'Brien aka Do Do Do
Speaker 1: Graham has come, Dode Do Graham has come. You put
Speaker 1: a bang bang into my gut.
Speaker 4: It makes my heart sky high.
Speaker 2: When my guzzlin starts Grimma's come into my shake goes
Speaker 2: a drip, drip drip, tim my tummy aches. That is
Speaker 2: courtesy of Castrol Casanova.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Casserole Casanova. I needed to get a grimace.
Speaker 1: Come on in because we are thought leaders. In the
Speaker 1: Grimace Shake space they did. The meme did turn from
Speaker 1: people drinking the Grimmas Come Milkshake and suddenly horrible things
Speaker 1: happening to them too. Over the weekend a lot of
Speaker 1: Grim's Come Milkshake fu cocky videos which we were onto it.
Speaker 1: We were on this thing. This is maybe the proudest
Speaker 1: I've ever been of anything we've done with this podcast.
Speaker 3: And on this fried Chicken and Sushi handral day of
Speaker 3: all day, that's right, of all day.
Speaker 1: You come to me fried Chicken and Sushi Hamer all
Speaker 1: day and tell me about this.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Hm, I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my
Speaker 1: co host mister Miles.
Speaker 5: Grand don't gotta big day, but you say yah asses clean,
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Speaker 3: Baby blacker Ni, thank you for that. Just a friend
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Speaker 3: were talking about the bidette just got a powerwash, you know,
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Speaker 3: Thank you so much for having me.
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Speaker 4: Oh no, hose, wow, thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, half the things you were introducing me
Speaker 4: as I couldn't remember I did. Oh, it's so nice
Speaker 4: being back.
Speaker 3: How was your Fourth of July weekend?
Speaker 4: I'm so exhausted. You guys are the first people I've
Speaker 4: spoken to all morning.
Speaker 3: You have that morning voice.
Speaker 4: I had a meeting this story, and I straight up
Speaker 4: was like, I'm not really available right now. I'll just
Speaker 4: be honest, but yeah, no, I just like this morning
Speaker 4: I woke up. I don't know why, but doing fourth
Speaker 4: of July on a Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Is something about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not okay.
Speaker 1: This doesn't feel like it should be happening right now, pod,
Speaker 1: So it doesn't feel like we should be recording a podcast, right.
Speaker 3: To be honest, I would have preferred to have the
Speaker 3: fifth off then the third mm hmmm, because yeah, having
Speaker 3: your Fourth of July feel like a Sunday. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: was a little bit weird, and I was. It definitely
Speaker 3: threw a wrench of my gears, but anyway, it is
Speaker 3: what it is. Didn't stop the neighborhood from exploding though,
Speaker 3: with constant fireworks.
Speaker 4: Yeah did you guys? Find and Jack? I know you're
Speaker 4: out of town because I follow all your sort of
Speaker 4: doings on your wife's instagram, you know, like everything, I
Speaker 4: know everything Jack wears and does.
Speaker 1: Howd I look this week? Off hat?
Speaker 4: At one point anyway, I'm saying, I'm such a fucking
Speaker 4: weirdos there was I'll talk to you about it off offline.
Speaker 4: But Myles, did you know it was sort of a
Speaker 4: haze over l A last night? Was that the fireworks?
Speaker 3: I don't know they they we had like a terrible
Speaker 3: air quality warning, right, But also for the amount of
Speaker 3: fireworks that were going off, I would believe that is
Speaker 3: just residual gun powder or something, because I it was
Speaker 3: wild last night, even when it wasn't going up like
Speaker 3: immediately around me off in the distance, it was.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So yeah, and this morning it looked fucking I
Speaker 3: don't know yeah, you look at.
Speaker 1: The weather report and it's just icon of like little
Speaker 1: firework fireworks.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well I was like trying that last night when
Speaker 4: I was driving home. I was like, there is a
Speaker 4: serious haze over the city of LA Is it fireworks
Speaker 4: or are we just having like a weird overcast moment.
Speaker 1: In my mind to go really fucked up.
Speaker 4: Or I'm boxing the ship out of this town right now?
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 4: That was not the ship, No, but it felt like
Speaker 4: there was like a sort of like post sort of
Speaker 4: fireworks haze.
Speaker 3: There was stench, for sure. There was a stench where
Speaker 3: all up in my backyard from just the neighborhood fireworks.
Speaker 1: So I don't know, there's always just an emotional hangover
Speaker 1: from the fireworks because they're so fun and so just
Speaker 1: you know, I live and die with each one of
Speaker 1: those bang bangs going off.
Speaker 3: So do you sell it? Like do you wear red white?
Speaker 3: I'm curious as somebody who's like a new father and
Speaker 3: is very cynical towards the United States, like I was
Speaker 3: very split on how to celebrate, like do you I
Speaker 3: was like, do we dress him up like wearing red,
Speaker 3: white and blue or some ship? Or do I tell him,
Speaker 3: you know, this country hates you, right, I didn't know
Speaker 3: which way to play it, so we went not white
Speaker 3: and blue.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We we didn't really do much, but we were
Speaker 1: just kind of chilling, so we didn't we didn't dress
Speaker 1: them up like Uncle Sam. This year.
Speaker 3: At what point should I tell my child that this
Speaker 3: country hates him?
Speaker 4: I mean I would start, I would just start sort
Speaker 4: of whispering sweet nothing. Oh do you need to understand
Speaker 4: It's just country is not really for him, sort of
Speaker 4: like kind of start like that, right, okay, yeah, slowly
Speaker 4: turn the volume.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then him literally.
Speaker 4: A problem by kindergarten.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, he's gonna be he'll be able
Speaker 3: to recite every rage against the machine he's by the
Speaker 3: time he's five. Yeah, it's that's that's guarantees you need
Speaker 3: him some child to be like.
Speaker 4: Do you want to play in the sandbox with me?
Speaker 4: He's like the thing you need to understand about sand
Speaker 4: is and then some sort of you know, like political
Speaker 4: tribe about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, go on, yes, okay, I will. I'm in
Speaker 3: my effort to make the most annoying child on that exactly.
Speaker 1: Just drug dealing is bad. Have you seen the import
Speaker 1: export of sand Man.
Speaker 4: And wants you to play in here. Okay, who do you.
Speaker 1: Think breaks those rocks into little tiny sand colonels? Nah,
Speaker 1: that can't be it grains of sand. Anyways, on a
Speaker 1: we are thrilled to have you. Thank you so much
Speaker 1: for joining us. We're gonna get to know you a
Speaker 1: little bit better in a moment. First, here's some things
Speaker 1: we're talking about. We're gonna talk about that Ron De
Speaker 1: Santo's campaign video that dropped over the weekend. That is
Speaker 1: like getting onto into the like surreal bead psychedelic experience
Speaker 1: levels of just openly embracing fascism. Also like he doesn't
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like I think there's your problem, I say, as.
Speaker 3: You diagnose his campaign that's falling apart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a it's a mess.
Speaker 3: He did come out as an alligator man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a big alligator guy. He's a you know,
Speaker 1: both Trump and Biden are laser eyes guys. They're like
Speaker 1: dark Biden, dark Trump. Things are laser shooting out of
Speaker 1: their eyes. He came out with lightning coming out of
Speaker 1: his eyes. Yeah, so that's that's something he's trying to
Speaker 1: differentiate himself. There. We'll talk about that we'll talk about
Speaker 1: Summer of the Shark Part two. I felt that it's happening.
Speaker 1: It's all over the movies.
Speaker 3: It's happening.
Speaker 1: It's happening, folks. Miles gonna do a little TikTok check
Speaker 1: in for us. We're gonna talk about two TikTok trends,
Speaker 1: Sillennials and girl Dinner.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I did not know what they were till now.
Speaker 1: We we're gonna talk about the Barbie movie. We're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about all sorts of all sorts of shit plenty more.
Speaker 1: But first, an know, we do like to ask our guests,
Speaker 1: what is something from your search history?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, So I've really gotten into Architectural Digest okay ad
Speaker 4: And it's sort of it's not even that like I
Speaker 4: got into it as more of they sent me six
Speaker 4: hundred emails. So now I'm just into it out of
Speaker 4: just like the four like just just just because I
Speaker 4: opened my email, I'm like, I guess I do need
Speaker 4: to know about Diane Keaton's real estate before, you know.
Speaker 4: So that's sort of where I'm at right now. But
Speaker 4: this morning, because I was having such a slow morning,
Speaker 4: I really couldn't even really I woke up and couldn't
Speaker 4: really remember who I was that happens. I opened my
Speaker 4: email and started reading all these sort of arc debt,
Speaker 4: arc diges, arcstig sort of like uh, you know, the
Speaker 4: emails they sent out. And the first one really caught
Speaker 4: my eye because it said inside Nick Cannon's wide ranging
Speaker 4: real estate portfolio. And then and then the subtext which
Speaker 4: are not the subtext whatever the you know the thing
Speaker 4: subtitle subpedne. The subtext is very clear, but it said
Speaker 4: the multi hyphen it and father of twelve has a
Speaker 4: pension for buying properties for the people he loves. Now,
Speaker 4: that is an incredible way of putting that the man
Speaker 4: has twelve kids and needs to buy twelve homes.
Speaker 3: Right all right, houses like for the like the mothers
Speaker 3: of his children. Basically, I mean, look.
Speaker 4: It dates back from two thousand and two, like when
Speaker 4: he likes kind of had his breakout moment in drumline,
Speaker 4: drub line.
Speaker 3: Drug line.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the line July fifth or July fourth, But so
Speaker 4: from drumline, you know, it starts and talks about the
Speaker 4: houses he built, but then like as you go on
Speaker 4: and sort of more kids start appearing. Right, Sorry, just
Speaker 4: the whole article I was in there like, huh, well, yeah,
Speaker 4: it makes sense that he would have all big portfolio
Speaker 4: of homes. He doesn't really have a choice. I did
Speaker 4: read that he has a nursery in his office building.
Speaker 4: I just read this like in the first paragraph, a
Speaker 4: neon lit room with tumbling matts, a ball pit and
Speaker 4: toy instruments.
Speaker 1: Wait, neon lights like neon like bar lighting, I guess
Speaker 1: to make it more like fun. Okah, yeah, because he has.
Speaker 3: Most of they said, yeah, the father of twelve children,
Speaker 3: many of whom are less than one year old. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we remember we were here the last couple of years
Speaker 3: being like another oh, another, another one. Yeah, his publicist
Speaker 3: is working hard, Like there's been multiple headlines about Nick
Speaker 3: Cannon like that are like his media empire, and I
Speaker 3: think there was one in Forbes maybe or like one
Speaker 3: of one of those his love of pseudo science, right
Speaker 3: podcas But anyway, sure.
Speaker 4: He has a pensant for buying homes for the ones
Speaker 4: he loved. Just say it what it is, like, Just say, like,
Speaker 4: the man has a pensant for you know, sort of
Speaker 4: having multiple baby mamas. And that's fine, but like, don't
Speaker 4: try and sugarcoat why he owns so much property let's
Speaker 4: be real.
Speaker 3: Yeah, has a lot of obligations. He's got a lot
Speaker 3: of tables.
Speaker 4: Man, Yeah, he's got a lot of tables. And that's fine. Yeah,
Speaker 4: good for him. He's an arc digest.
Speaker 1: What's something you think is overrated?
Speaker 4: Oh? Overrated? Actually, you know what. Here's the thing. I've
Speaker 4: had multiple sort of emotional reactions. First, sort of the
Speaker 4: the viral marketing of the Grimace shake situation. I was like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, this is genius, This is hilarious. Those
Speaker 4: kids they're all dead, you know. And then after a
Speaker 4: while I saw about seventeen hundred more bootleg versions of
Speaker 4: that video, and I started to be like, Okay, you guys,
Speaker 4: you're not all dead. Okay, you're all fine. It's just
Speaker 4: a sugary purple drink relax which you could possibly be
Speaker 4: dead of. Is how much this viral marketing is now
Speaker 4: too much? Okay? So that's sort of now. I'm kind
Speaker 4: of like I started out being like l O L
Speaker 4: it makes no sense. How would a tape from Goodwill
Speaker 4: already have this footage on it?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Like that means like that tape there are holes in
Speaker 1: those Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 4: Tv cam was bought and donated within a twenty four hours. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that makes no sense.
Speaker 1: A day and this.
Speaker 4: Yees yeah, yeah, I was like what what, Like that
Speaker 4: shake just came out? Who had the time to already
Speaker 4: do this anyway? And now it's like every influencer or
Speaker 4: YouTube star or I don't even know twitch star is
Speaker 4: now being killed by the shake, And I'm like, okay,
Speaker 4: it is one too cute eighteen in a row. I'm
Speaker 4: not buying it.
Speaker 3: You're like, I was really holding out for there to
Speaker 3: be a real epidemic of deaths from this milkshake. I
Speaker 3: guess not. It's like anything, but that's like kind of
Speaker 3: how TikTok is. At first, I'll be like, wait, this
Speaker 3: person's just doing the other person's bit, and you realize
Speaker 3: it's more just about participating in the thing that's happening
Speaker 3: at the time, versus being like, this is not originality
Speaker 3: in its highest form. This is merely another iteration of
Speaker 3: the previous trend I've seen. But yeah, it's fun to
Speaker 3: see the build on it.
Speaker 1: Justin let's take it from the top. I'll do a
Speaker 1: different AKA, let's start it over.
Speaker 4: Okay, No, I thought that ak was incredible.
Speaker 3: Okay, No, you just get me wrong. She was telling
Speaker 3: me she's like, is he okay? While you were singing
Speaker 3: drooling from the mouth.
Speaker 4: The other night, I had like a tennis Monday night
Speaker 4: before the day before fourth of July. I had a
Speaker 4: really great shot and I screamed it was Grimace. And
Speaker 4: I don't know why I did that because I had
Speaker 4: been at McDonald's earlier that day. Yeah, so it's sort
Speaker 4: of like it just sort of came out of me.
Speaker 4: Every person looked at me with the Grimma shake. You know,
Speaker 4: Viral marketing is truly an incredible art form. Okay, I
Speaker 4: guess I gotta give it to them.
Speaker 3: This is one of those things where it was it's
Speaker 3: not that it was intentionally viral, because people are like,
Speaker 3: this thing's fucking weird and then came now talking about it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because we're still trying to figure out what McDonald's how
Speaker 3: they officially feel about people being like it's basically grimace
Speaker 3: ejaculating into a cup and you eat it and you die.
Speaker 4: That's hilarious that you think McDonald's isn't secretly behind all this.
Speaker 3: Right, I mean, if they are, then I'm gonna sue.
Speaker 3: We have to sue them, because we were we were
Speaker 3: calling it Grimace come before anybody.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's sort of on you for thinking that, like, like,
Speaker 4: original ideas are still a thing.
Speaker 1: Doing exactly Like there's there's a flow chart somewhere that
Speaker 1: just says podcasters call it grimis come in like one
Speaker 1: of the things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think it's their own idea.
Speaker 3: L O L l O.
Speaker 4: Well okay, sure, but that's hilarious. We have been in
Speaker 4: your heads for years now.
Speaker 3: Look back at your old emails. You're like, Wow, you
Speaker 3: won't grimace when you come into our restaurants. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: all these different ways.
Speaker 4: It's like the rehearsal episode where he's like, well, gunpowder
Speaker 4: is from China, the Chinese, like thee forever inventing gunpowder?
Speaker 4: Can I just I just want to give one shout
Speaker 4: out to a woman I played tennis with, absolutely lovely soul.
Speaker 4: Her name is Nadia. She went everyone else knows what
Speaker 4: I'm talking about. When I saw that, she turns and goes,
Speaker 4: what's a grimace? And I gotta say, God, bless you
Speaker 4: Nadia for just being a real human being so deeply online.
Speaker 4: She's like a physician, physician's assistant. She's a wonderful people.
Speaker 4: One of my favorite people I played tennis was but
Speaker 4: her genuine reaction to what's like what yeah?
Speaker 3: And I was like you stay here because but also
Speaker 3: an you did the weirdest thing by it was Grimace?
Speaker 3: Wait how what was the like serf like? It was
Speaker 3: like a nice drop shot you hit? Like, well, what
Speaker 3: exactly what are we talking here?
Speaker 1: Is it like an Angels in the field situation where
Speaker 1: Grimace's spirit came over you and helped you do the.
Speaker 4: No, I don't even I don't. I honestly don't know
Speaker 4: why I yelled it. It was a small class of
Speaker 4: like sort of like the like the main crew of
Speaker 4: tennis players. So it was just like a very fun
Speaker 4: class and it's just sort of a moment like everyone
Speaker 4: was like cheering for me, and in a moment I
Speaker 4: just yelled it was grim I honestly don't know. That's
Speaker 4: how sort of good viral marketing is. I don't really
Speaker 4: know where it came from.
Speaker 3: Stilled in me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a product of my generation.
Speaker 1: Okay, m oh yeah, branches cliffs to avalanches, Grimace, it
Speaker 1: was Grima. Sorry, it's not Grimace did it.
Speaker 4: It's it was Grimace who did it. I haven't had
Speaker 4: a grimace, shake, I haven't. I just sort of not
Speaker 4: really drawn to sort of like.
Speaker 1: Jack, yeah, I haven't been back. What is something that
Speaker 1: you think is underrated?
Speaker 5: Underrated?
Speaker 4: Underrated, underrated, underrated. Yeah, that's a good one, sort of like,
Speaker 4: uh uh, this is something because I was just at
Speaker 4: my parents house and I have this fight with my
Speaker 4: dad every time I go home. It's sort of like
Speaker 4: a comfortable bed m hmm, because my dad is at
Speaker 4: that point now where everything has to be the firmest
Speaker 4: thing you've ever fucking touched. I'm sorry, firm beds. I'll
Speaker 4: burn you all to the ground. What the fuck? How
Speaker 4: you sit on this bed and you're like is this
Speaker 4: a bench? Like it is incredible? Yeah, what my dad
Speaker 4: thinks he's getting away with in this house of his.
Speaker 3: Wow, and what do you say? You're like, is this
Speaker 3: for real? And then is what's his response? He's like,
Speaker 3: it's good for you.
Speaker 4: Yeah. He goes like, well I have back pain, and
Speaker 4: it's like that's cool. So why is it now almost
Speaker 4: in every guest room as well, because you think all
Speaker 4: your guests have back pain?
Speaker 3: Right right?
Speaker 1: He likes to explore all the beds, you know, take
Speaker 1: a lott well here's the thing.
Speaker 4: I bought a foam topper for the one in my
Speaker 4: room because I was like, when I'm here, I'm not
Speaker 4: sleeping on a bench. I was like, I am your child, okay,
Speaker 4: like you brought me into this world. I will not
Speaker 4: sleep on a bench. And so, but then this time
Speaker 4: I went in and I was like, where's my foam
Speaker 4: topper on this bed that you shouldn't? Like, why are
Speaker 4: even around this bed? And he goes, well, sometimes I
Speaker 4: sleep in this bed, and I go, why are you
Speaker 4: sleeping in this bed? Eddie basically was like, well, I
Speaker 4: don't know. Your mom isn't really laking me around, which
Speaker 4: I was like, fair, fair, fair, because you have sleep
Speaker 4: you have undiagnosed sleep apnea and refuse to acknowledge it.
Speaker 3: But just like Joe Biden, yeah yeah, and so and
Speaker 3: then and you know, so.
Speaker 4: We sort of kind of got into it, and I'm
Speaker 4: just like, come on, get at least like if you
Speaker 4: need to get a good middle, Like, you can't just
Speaker 4: force people to sleep on a firm You got to
Speaker 4: give them something.
Speaker 1: I love a firm bed topped with a soft like
Speaker 1: firm but soft, you know what I mean, Like the
Speaker 1: underneath it feels like you're being held by a giant,
Speaker 1: but like a.
Speaker 4: Level of cushion. You just I just want to I
Speaker 4: don't want like sort of like my hip and like
Speaker 4: because I'm a side sleeper, so when i sleep on
Speaker 4: a firm bed, it's like I'm being beat up. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I wake up in pain. Yeah, you're not fair.
Speaker 3: You never want to like be like tired, and you're like,
Speaker 3: let me get in this bed and you hop in
Speaker 3: and just like oh, it's like all angles.
Speaker 4: You're like, that's not cool. Get us a good comfortable, underrated,
Speaker 4: a good comfortable bed that doesn't feel like a bench and.
Speaker 3: Does and it's not stinky either.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you definitely don't want to be.
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be steering wheel wire.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Sorry, I gotta go.
Speaker 1: Let's uh, let's take a quick break and we'll come
Speaker 1: back and talk about Randa Santas, Ron Santas, Ron Santas,
Speaker 1: r Randy Santos, Randy Santos, And we're back and we're
Speaker 1: talking Randy Santos, Love Randy Santos, Ran Ran Randy. That's
Speaker 1: what we're gonna be saying in a couple of months
Speaker 1: that he ran for president. He's not run anymore. There's
Speaker 1: this guy. His campaign's in trouble. Foe. I don't know.
Speaker 1: This is one of the weirder campaign videos. It's very
Speaker 1: extremely online, extremely TikTok.
Speaker 3: If people had things to do over the weekend, God
Speaker 3: bless you, did you see yes, And.
Speaker 4: Let's be real, it's just one of those Grima shake
Speaker 4: viral market.
Speaker 1: It does turn into a Grimma shake viral marketing thing.
Speaker 3: But yeah, like over the weekend, his campaign puts out
Speaker 3: this video. It says, the tweet said, to wrap up
Speaker 3: quote Pride month, let's hear from the politician who did
Speaker 3: more than any other Republican to celebrate it. And they
Speaker 3: kick it off. They're juxtaposing this montage of Donald Trump
Speaker 3: basically saying like he's indifferent to LGBTQ people and saying
Speaker 3: like he didn't care what bathroom like Caitlin Jenner, you
Speaker 3: just shit like that, and then they juxtaposed that I'm
Speaker 3: just gonna I'm just gonna play a little bit of it,
Speaker 3: so you just hear this like weird, fucking macho turn.
Speaker 3: It takes suddenly where they go like they're basically trying
Speaker 3: to paint Trump is like this pro LGBTQ president with
Speaker 3: like rainbow filter over everything. And then we get that
Speaker 3: fucking alpha male hit of content right after Yes.
Speaker 4: Make America Greater Inside.
Speaker 3: No, No, Chad Shantis, Christian Bale, we got Wow Santas
Speaker 3: shuts down school's drag shows, he keeps anti drug laws canceled.
Speaker 3: This guy, this governor, does not care what the fuck.
Speaker 3: First of all, if anyone who's on TikTok at all,
Speaker 3: you've probably heard that with so many weird like macho
Speaker 3: alpha man memes and ship.
Speaker 1: But I saw it over you know, me on Instagram
Speaker 1: and pictures with me and my family over the weekend.
Speaker 4: I mean, I will say, like, it's pretty incredible because
Speaker 4: it has me thinking of so much random ship, right,
Speaker 4: I sort of lost with the point of the video.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's truly like it's again for people don't realize
Speaker 3: that it sounded just so hard to follow, But the
Speaker 3: whole point was to say, essentially, the distillation is Donald
Speaker 3: Trump loves gay people. Ronda Santis hates them. We're legitimately
Speaker 3: whoa because like it's so he looks like fucking agro.
Speaker 3: Then there's like buff guys that are greased up. You
Speaker 3: see Brad Pitt's Achilles from the movie Troy Pah Blinders.
Speaker 1: I know it's over to like call everything homorotic, but
Speaker 1: it is like him being mean to trans people and
Speaker 1: gay people while like just showing gratuitous footage of like
Speaker 1: the hot hot dudes. Yeah, just like gripped hot dudes
Speaker 1: next to him, which I don't know what like it.
Speaker 1: I understand what they're trying, like they're trying to do
Speaker 1: a dextaposition that it's it associates it in your mind,
Speaker 1: but like textually and like logically it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3: Well what their social media person is just using like
Speaker 3: a format of TikTok to just be like X and y.
Speaker 1: But yes, when you're.
Speaker 3: Doing like policy, it just comes off. So it normally
Speaker 3: be like this is how like you know, like some
Speaker 3: beta dude would like shoot a basketball, but here's how
Speaker 3: the alpha bro would do it. And they're like, whoa,
Speaker 3: this guy is so tough, but this one is just
Speaker 3: so weird because you're like, and this guy's a hateful
Speaker 3: fuck and that's supposed to get people all raw rod
Speaker 3: about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's yeah, it's very unapologetic, earnest and but like
Speaker 1: an earnest embrace of like things that are like people,
Speaker 1: and I don't think people like ultimately, I don't know
Speaker 1: Patrick Bateman and an American psycho is or like I
Speaker 1: think later there's Leonardo DiCaprio and Wolf of Wall Street,
Speaker 1: like these are satirical embodiments of like the excesses of
Speaker 1: like America and capitalism, and like he's just like, no,
Speaker 1: that shit is cool. Like I he doesn't have a
Speaker 1: sense of humor, so it's just this weird thing. Like
Speaker 1: that's the thing that he lacks next to Trump, is
Speaker 1: like he doesn't have any sense of like humor about him.
Speaker 1: But like, mainly it just reveals the problem. Like his
Speaker 1: campaign is trying to be both more extreme than Trump
Speaker 1: and also like the more reasonable alternative. Right, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know what I mean this guy. But then there's like.
Speaker 3: It's just weird that you're going after like a smaller
Speaker 3: portion of the electorate by running to the right of Trump,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. You're like, that's that's how
Speaker 3: he's differentiating. And yeah, I don't know. I mean, like
Speaker 3: I'm I guess I'm glad that this guy turned out
Speaker 3: to be way less savvy than like I had thought initially,
Speaker 3: because at first I was like, this guy might not
Speaker 3: make the same mistakes Trump will, But he just made
Speaker 3: the worst calculation miscalculation by being like, I'm gonna like
Speaker 3: the GOP's problem right now is that all of the
Speaker 3: all of the policies are seen as bigoted and we're
Speaker 3: marching towards fascism. That it's a huge negative. So I'm
Speaker 3: just gonna dive headfirst into that and see if that helps.
Speaker 4: I would say he is sort of kind of nailing that,
Speaker 4: Like what is it? Wow, I can't even remember the
Speaker 4: word when you're like it's like you're you're creating this
Speaker 4: sort of world and it's like all the images are
Speaker 4: flashing before you. So it is again, I can't stop
Speaker 4: going to viral marketing where he's like inceptioning us.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, like the Lootabco treatment from Clockwork Orange.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, Like where he's trying to almost make us
Speaker 4: think that he has a six pack. Do you get that?
Speaker 4: Like it's kind of one the way where he's like,
Speaker 4: I'm Ron Desantas, I hate gay.
Speaker 1: People, trump gay people.
Speaker 4: And by the way, the most important fact is that
Speaker 4: I have a six pack, and you need a president
Speaker 4: who needs a six pack, and if you don't have
Speaker 4: a president who's a six pack, then you love gay people.
Speaker 4: And you're like, what.
Speaker 1: Totally made sense if there was like it would have
Speaker 1: fit perfectly if it's a DeSantis is Chad or like
Speaker 1: you know, like something just like flashing text on the screen,
Speaker 1: like it's so yeah, it's just so cynical and like
Speaker 1: openly so yeah.
Speaker 4: And by the end, I was literally like, wait, did
Speaker 4: ron de Sands to star in three hundred? I couldn't
Speaker 4: remember anymore like where I was. And I think that's
Speaker 4: actually kind of a genius move by him, even though
Speaker 4: like we as like normal folk can see through sort
Speaker 4: of the bullshit, Like I think it works really well
Speaker 4: for his base because they start to be like he
Speaker 4: has a six pack, My president needs a six pack,
Speaker 4: and Trump no six pack.
Speaker 3: They go on to debate stage, all right, then all right, Trump,
Speaker 3: lift your shirt off, then buddy, six pack off right now.
Speaker 4: And if he doesn't like six packs, boom, he loves
Speaker 4: gays And it's like, I don't know, man.
Speaker 3: Perfect triangulation, perfect triangulation.
Speaker 4: That's what I got from all about.
Speaker 1: Fascists and bodybuilding too, like this yes suck like that
Speaker 1: music with the bodybuilding like something about the like power
Speaker 1: and like desexualized nudity, Like really really they love that shit?
Speaker 3: Well anything really do because so much of the imagery
Speaker 3: has to harken back to traditional gender roles too. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's a huge They're not saying it out loud, but
Speaker 3: that's what they all say to each other, is like,
Speaker 3: we need to go back to the fucking twenties basically,
Speaker 3: and men need to be fucking men again. I don't
Speaker 3: know what happened to men and women got to get
Speaker 3: back in that damn kitchen, like and that's sort of
Speaker 3: what all their policies they're trying to like nudge society
Speaker 3: back in that direction. But again, just I don't know,
Speaker 3: use just shit post your way to masculinity with these cool.
Speaker 1: It does seem to be his theory on the case
Speaker 1: is that like he can just ship post his way,
Speaker 1: and like I think he saw that Trump's power comes
Speaker 1: from his like willingness to like go far, and so
Speaker 1: he's like, well, we need like that seems to be
Speaker 1: the one ingredient that he's like not willing to lose
Speaker 1: as he takes like further develops this campaign. Is like
Speaker 1: he's just going to keep going further and further, even
Speaker 1: though he has to have like so many advisors, being like, no,
Speaker 1: just be the Jeb Bush, be the reasonable guy.
Speaker 3: He's like, I'm not gonna win.
Speaker 4: He has advisors.
Speaker 1: I mean, nobody's probably telling him the truth, but yeah,
Speaker 1: he's probably I think he's mostly advisors. I think he's
Speaker 1: like a composite of a bunch of advisors.
Speaker 3: See. Everyone says he's like a robot, like he doesn't
Speaker 3: have any personality, but I think, yeah, it's this is
Speaker 3: This is just on top of two all the stories
Speaker 3: you're reading about how in Florida they're losing a lot
Speaker 3: of money because conventions are just fucking not going to
Speaker 3: like places like Orlando or Miami because like like it's
Speaker 3: a big draw for like international or national organizations to
Speaker 3: be like and here's our convention in Orlando or whatever.
Speaker 3: They're losing like millions of dollars like constantly, as people
Speaker 3: are like, ah, yeah, actually that thing that was gonna
Speaker 3: bring fifteen thousand people there, Nah, not gonna do it
Speaker 3: because either a the organization is like diametrically opposed to
Speaker 3: his policies, or even if they're not political, they're just like, ah,
Speaker 3: we'd rather not even like invite any criticism of being
Speaker 3: associated with the state. So I don't know. I don't
Speaker 3: think he even cares anyway, because, like I think he's
Speaker 3: following the example of many others. You can shit post
Speaker 3: your way into the fucking halls of power basically in
Speaker 3: this country if you if you do it cleverly enough.
Speaker 1: There's also the picture of he and Casey DeSantis on
Speaker 1: a beach where like he's in shorts and like a
Speaker 1: baggy shirt and just looks like, you know, a guy
Speaker 1: in his mid thirties who was in a fraternity and people.
Speaker 1: I think it went viral because people pointed out that
Speaker 1: that they are walking on the beach and there are
Speaker 1: no footsteps behind them.
Speaker 3: It looks like a fake ad for like when SNL
Speaker 3: does fake ads. Yeah, this feels exactly. Also, his wife
Speaker 3: doesn't have feet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, his wife is like stepping on her dress or
Speaker 1: is just she.
Speaker 3: Has one has one leg, Yes, that's in the center
Speaker 3: of her body.
Speaker 1: This guy was right leg cocked, like he knows how
Speaker 1: to walk. But it based on the fact that there
Speaker 1: are no footsteps in the picture, it would appear.
Speaker 4: So what is that saying.
Speaker 1: I just think that this would he needs to get
Speaker 1: tougher than this image would be. My reaction, my guess
Speaker 1: is that his campaign like saw this and we're like,
Speaker 1: oh no, no, no, no, this guy, this guy does
Speaker 1: not evoke lightning coming out of his eyes.
Speaker 4: No. So but like, you know, it's like one set
Speaker 4: of footprints because like God was carrying you or over
Speaker 4: the hell? Yeah, like what does zero set of footprints
Speaker 4: say that.
Speaker 3: You're both not human? Yeah, that you walk backwards on
Speaker 3: the beach, that you're lizard people, which is another thing
Speaker 3: I think people are overlooking. One of the last frames
Speaker 3: of that person is Ron DeSantis as a gator mouthed,
Speaker 3: fucking like humanoid, like I don't even know. So then
Speaker 3: he's also saying, I'm also in the I'm in the
Speaker 3: I'm in the swamp land, trying to bite off your
Speaker 3: feet like a little alligator, Like what who are you?
Speaker 3: Are you speaking blinders? Are you gator man? Are you
Speaker 3: into buff guys?
Speaker 1: Ron?
Speaker 3: Help us here?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Feel strong ones, I think of Steve Irwin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, probably, And were you thinking, like the word
Speaker 3: do you think it was like splicing, Like he's like splicing,
Speaker 3: like almost splicing these frames in so like we're not
Speaker 3: registering them, but we're like making those associations. We're like, wait,
Speaker 3: did you have a six pack in that one frame? Maybe?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I think splicing it's a word for like sort
Speaker 4: of like creating like a sort of propaganda and while
Speaker 4: simultaneously like inceptioning people with like content. I forget what how.
Speaker 1: Randy Sando like editing that? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Anyways, Yeah, with like a club beat that you could
Speaker 4: potentially hear at a gay club.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like that is the song that you
Speaker 1: would hear at a like gay club in Berlin in
Speaker 1: a nineteen eighties movie, you know, or like like a movie,
Speaker 1: like an action movie.
Speaker 3: They'd be like, oh, this second track that that plays
Speaker 3: in that video. Yeah, yeah, because that's like has this
Speaker 3: like like fonk genre field to Anyway, it's all detuned
Speaker 3: MIDI cow bells for all the music nerds out there.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, don't get distracted by desantists, because we
Speaker 1: have big news that is super real and very important
Speaker 1: that everybody should be paying attention to, and that is
Speaker 1: that the Summer of the Shark is back, Baby, Summer
Speaker 1: of the Shark part two. I remember there was a
Speaker 1: news story a couple of weeks back that tipped that.
Speaker 1: They were like it was like a weird non story,
Speaker 1: but they were like, yeah, the ocean's full of sharks,
Speaker 1: you guys, there's a shit out there. Yeah. It was
Speaker 1: like something about how like environmentalism has made it so
Speaker 1: that the seas are like just swarming with sharks and
Speaker 1: we might be in for a The Summer of the Shark,
Speaker 1: if you'll remember, that was on the front page of
Speaker 1: Time magazine when nine to eleven happened. They were calling
Speaker 1: it the Summer of the Shark because there were like
Speaker 1: a couple high profile shark attacks that summer. Right, So
Speaker 1: now we're getting news stories about how an aggressive shark
Speaker 1: sent a swimmer fleeing in shallow Florida waters, So like
Speaker 1: that that is just a person saw a shark and
Speaker 1: moved away from the shark, is the news story. But
Speaker 1: it's like on the front page of Drudge.
Speaker 3: My mother in law recently told me that she was
Speaker 3: in Florida and like, for the first time, like the
Speaker 3: lifeguards are like screaming shark and it wanted to get out.
Speaker 3: Oh really, yeah, I mean, maybe there's something to this,
Speaker 3: but maybe there she could have been that woman there
Speaker 3: referencing Yeah, I don't know if it's possible, but yeah,
Speaker 3: so I've heard Florida shark stories this week.
Speaker 1: I think there's I think there's also something to do
Speaker 1: with like in the same way that we started seeing
Speaker 1: a lot of balloons, like spy balloons once we heard
Speaker 1: that there was a spy balloon, and like once we
Speaker 1: turned our technology to catching these by balloons. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna read a paragraph from us one of the stories
Speaker 1: that they're linking off to to be like sharks, sharks
Speaker 1: are back in their pits. Quote this morning, prior to
Speaker 1: lifeguards going on duty and are authorizing swimming, we had
Speaker 1: a complete drone patrol and right here in front of
Speaker 1: Field three, we saw a school of sharks. There were
Speaker 1: approximately fifty sand sharks there. The beach was closed and
Speaker 1: oh yeah, so this is Charles Gorman, New York State
Speaker 1: Park's regional director. And then the beach was closed once
Speaker 1: more after a possible shark sighting, but officials determined it
Speaker 1: was a dolphin.
Speaker 3: So but also like sand sharks, like you have not
Speaker 3: the one with a sand shark. Yeah, I was into sharks.
Speaker 3: I'm like sand shark you have to like step on it.
Speaker 3: To get bit by a sand shark kind of thing.
Speaker 3: So I like that they're also just observing things like, yeah,
Speaker 3: they live there, but they're not the kinds typically are
Speaker 3: attacking people.
Speaker 1: And the fact that we now do thorough drone patrols
Speaker 1: and report if we see a single shark where they
Speaker 1: live to like a media that is like very eagle
Speaker 1: to gobble up anything with the word shark in it
Speaker 1: probably has something to do with this being a trending story.
Speaker 3: So Jack, it's not so in your estimation it is
Speaker 3: not the Summer of the shark or you're all in
Speaker 3: because I know you love sharks every day for it
Speaker 3: to be the Summer of the shark.
Speaker 1: Two thousand and one was the Summer of the shark,
Speaker 1: whether it was an important news story or not. Time
Speaker 1: magazine declared it such, So I I think we might
Speaker 1: be into it in for another one of those where
Speaker 1: people are just sort of sublimating their residual anxiety over
Speaker 1: the state of the world into being afraid of sharks.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, that's fair. Although but you're you're one
Speaker 3: of the few people who wants to get their whole
Speaker 3: shop once again eaten by a shark. Yeah yeah, fully.
Speaker 3: So that's why that's why you're in the East coast.
Speaker 3: You heard, that's the more sharks are the one out there. Man,
Speaker 3: got a lot of sharks out here. All right.
Speaker 1: Should we take another break and come back and talk TikTok? Yeah,
Speaker 1: talk and talk, all right, We'll be right back and
Speaker 1: we're back, and Miles, it's time to check him with
Speaker 1: the TikTok. Check folks on TikTok.
Speaker 3: A couple of buzz out there.
Speaker 1: You pay attention to TikTok on him?
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 3: Are you a millennial? What a millennial? Who's really into
Speaker 3: Vladimir Zolenski?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, non.
Speaker 3: So the first thing I said was scanniel Zone scanniel.
Speaker 3: But yeah, buckle up because we're time to get hip
Speaker 3: with the kids on tiktoks. So there is one thing
Speaker 3: that people are talking about. Millennial are like these the
Speaker 3: people who straddle both gen z and millennials loosely born
Speaker 3: between nineteen ninety and two thousand. So that's you anna
Speaker 3: do you do you do you see yourself as a
Speaker 3: millennial or a millennial?
Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm definitely millennial energy yeah yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: because because there are things I see and I go
Speaker 4: like that kids these days, right, like that of shake thing.
Speaker 1: So I feel like we're seeing some generation drift here,
Speaker 1: because like gen Z is late nineties, Like I feel
Speaker 1: like this is a story written by millennials who want
Speaker 1: to be gen Z.
Speaker 3: Well no, this is well apparently, so what happened? A
Speaker 3: lot of gen Z people are like they're they say,
Speaker 3: I could clock a millennial from okay, fucking five hundred
Speaker 3: yards away. It's mostly gen Z kids that are observing it, okay.
Speaker 3: And it's more that like they're like one person's like
Speaker 3: they wear straight leg pants, not skinny jeans like a
Speaker 3: real millennial. But they also may wear baggy your gen
Speaker 3: Z type pants, and I'm like, okay, that's not really
Speaker 3: the best indicator. Then are also like one interesting was
Speaker 3: like they post pictures of themselves having funds with their friends.
Speaker 3: Millennials just do the selfie. It's the solo plural with
Speaker 3: their friends, uh oh yeah, oh yeah, having a lot
Speaker 3: of funds.
Speaker 1: Uh And then so millennials do the fun with the friends,
Speaker 1: regular millennials with selfie selfie, what does gen.
Speaker 3: Z do just very just just yeah or out of
Speaker 3: out like blurry photos because abstract I'm not pressed by this.
Speaker 3: I'm just taking pictures.
Speaker 1: I'm in the moment, jumped with obscure.
Speaker 3: Caption absolutely or like two emoji or whatever, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean. But I have nothing to do with
Speaker 3: whatever the picture the pictures are. And then another one
Speaker 3: is like basically saying like these like zillennials are like
Speaker 3: terminally online like most young people, but also remember the
Speaker 3: days of renting physical media at Blockbuster. And ultimately, it
Speaker 3: just feels like it's very difficult to define what like
Speaker 3: what these in between generation people are. You kind of
Speaker 3: just are firmly in one or the other. I feel like,
Speaker 3: I don't know as I find myself being a quote
Speaker 3: geriatric millennial, as like the oldest cohort of millennials, But
Speaker 3: I don't look at it as me being like which
Speaker 3: side am I I'm like, I think I'm just like
Speaker 3: the kid that was held back a bunch in the class.
Speaker 3: So I'm older than everybody, Yeah yeah, and energy from you?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah? I mean what gen X habits do
Speaker 3: I have except for wanting to do cocaine and hack
Speaker 3: computers all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those tiny little hacker glasses you were.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I will say I think fashion is not
Speaker 4: a good indicator because fashion, the trends sort of transcend age,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Like, oh, yeah, you're to
Speaker 4: be interested in fashion, you will always follow the trends
Speaker 4: regardless of age.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, my cargo pants I wear now. And
Speaker 3: while I'm in dad mode, baggy is shit because I'm like,
Speaker 3: you know what, if we're going back to it, let's
Speaker 3: get baggy again. But yeah, it's not. But if a
Speaker 3: kid asked me, like, who you know my favorite artist
Speaker 3: would be, I'm like, Missy misdemeanor Elliott, who what? Oh
Speaker 3: my grandma's favorite singer. She ain't a singer. She's hip hop. Okay,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Yeah, she does sing a
Speaker 3: little bit, but she does a lot of other things.
Speaker 1: So we talk about how like the different classes are,
Speaker 1: like you're only aware of the class that's like directly
Speaker 1: above you and directly below you. And like this story
Speaker 1: is like so far out of my range that it's nothing.
Speaker 1: None of this is real to me. I don't know
Speaker 1: who any of these people are. Wow, Missy Elliott is
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I've never heard a blockbuster. Yeah, I was on the
Speaker 3: tip Beta Max tapes. Yeah, I get I used to
Speaker 3: rent those, would you But do you think of yourself
Speaker 3: as gen X Jack? Uh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do? So this is like that's what when
Speaker 1: I was saying that there's like some creep happening here.
Speaker 1: I remember like when it was cool to be a millennial.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of like gen X people who
Speaker 1: were born like I'm late gen X and like I'm
Speaker 1: I was born in eighty so but then like people
Speaker 1: were like, no, you're actually an elder millennial and I
Speaker 1: was like, yes, yeah, I'm an elder millennial. I want that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I think I'm just like I think that's
Speaker 1: more people wanting to be young who are creating these
Speaker 1: new categories. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think gen Z has a pension for
Speaker 3: really good marketing and labeling things that like already like
Speaker 3: we just know to be true. Like Chugi was just
Speaker 3: like whoa what is that? And You're like, you know,
Speaker 3: just that's what they're calling the shit that we do.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, it's not like a whole like you know,
Speaker 3: system of thinking. The other thing that I came across
Speaker 3: and Becca Superduser. Becca was also helped me understand was
Speaker 3: girl Dinner, which, as I saw, I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: these are nice charcuterie plates that people are putting together.
Speaker 3: But no girl dinner was just, you know, a way
Speaker 3: for women to just throw something together to eat in
Speaker 3: a way that is low effort and not having to
Speaker 3: cook for yourself or guests or a partner or something
Speaker 3: like that, and just indulge in some of your favorite
Speaker 3: foods you have lying around in a nice, beautifully arranged plate.
Speaker 1: But to actually, I now see why I don't identify
Speaker 1: as a millennial because I'm actually gen z because this
Speaker 1: is totally amazing.
Speaker 3: You love that plate full of barata. So some of
Speaker 3: these people have like their plates are they look like
Speaker 3: full on charcuterie boards. And I thought I thought that
Speaker 3: was like the fucking whack thing to do was to
Speaker 3: be into charcuterie. That was like a very millennial thing.
Speaker 3: But I guess we're coming full circle and just cobbling
Speaker 3: together again what I call just cobbling shit together that
Speaker 3: you have to make a meal because you don't want
Speaker 3: to cook. But I get it. This has been branded
Speaker 3: something a little bit different.
Speaker 4: This Uh, these girl dinners look like they took eight
Speaker 4: hours to make.
Speaker 3: Oh the way they're arranged, Yeah, it's for the vibes.
Speaker 4: You know, obviously, to tiktokification of dinner is a very
Speaker 4: fascinating thing because a real girl dinner is me. I
Speaker 4: cut bri up a little too large pieces. I put
Speaker 4: on that, I put that on the on the bread,
Speaker 4: I throw it on a pan, and then I eat
Speaker 4: it right over the pan while being like wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 4: why is it exactly No, you're.
Speaker 1: Grilled cheese with.
Speaker 3: I thought you were just had like loose bready like
Speaker 3: and I gotta eat it over this hot pan.
Speaker 4: What I'm saying, Yes, I'm but I'm making like an
Speaker 4: open face sort of like grilled cheese with piso on it,
Speaker 4: but like it's kind of like what am I doing?
Speaker 4: And then I'll eat, Like I'll just grab a cucumber,
Speaker 4: just eat the cucumber and that's dinner. Baby.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Min is loose turkey slices with like a block
Speaker 3: of like cheddar cheese. I got that's like slightly fancier
Speaker 3: because it's like got that more tang to it, like
Speaker 3: when it's English cheddar.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: Then probably like loose pickles kim chi always because I
Speaker 3: always have to have kimchia my refrigerator.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 3: And what the fuck was oh, and like whatever loose
Speaker 3: dips I get from like trader.
Speaker 1: Jokes, Yeah, get some dips on there, but I would
Speaker 1: never put them on the same plate together. I would
Speaker 1: so much rather have like the ingredients of a sandwich
Speaker 1: with pretzels as the bread instead of like having the
Speaker 1: like a sandwich with with do you do that.
Speaker 3: You put a little you put a little dollible mustard,
Speaker 3: like some dipping mustards.
Speaker 1: Yeah, get the mustard on the side, and then that
Speaker 1: can you know, because those pretzels work with hummus too,
Speaker 1: so I can I can start working that into the action.
Speaker 1: And it's just a kind of a non ending, never
Speaker 1: ending grazing thing, whereas a sandwich. Once you eat the sandwich,
Speaker 1: you're done. But yeah, like the open endedness.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you know again, like this isn't without controversy either,
Speaker 3: because you know, there's like also a very unhealthy trend
Speaker 3: of posting like you know, like their own versions of
Speaker 3: a girl dinner and ends up slight like probably promoting
Speaker 3: like disordered eating and things like that, or just the
Speaker 3: toxic loophole of like comparative living when people start saying
Speaker 3: like that's what this person eats and they look like
Speaker 3: x Y and Z. So again, you know, social media
Speaker 3: is and without it starts sides. It turns out it's
Speaker 3: not just all fun and games and grimm has come.
Speaker 1: Like when Gwyneth Paltrow came through and I was like yeah,
Speaker 1: and then for dinner, I like to have a nice
Speaker 1: bone broth. Oh yeah, that's I saw.
Speaker 3: A video of somebody fucking up making bone broth on
Speaker 3: TikTok where they're straining it, but they just dumped the
Speaker 3: contents into the sink like they didn't have a secondary
Speaker 3: thing to catch the bone broth. They just put a
Speaker 3: strainer over their sink and then dumped it all out.
Speaker 3: And then after like ah fuck, damn, you.
Speaker 4: Poured out the good bitch. I don't even get it.
Speaker 3: They just threw it in the sink like they were thinking,
Speaker 3: like when you're making pasta, you know, like you're draining
Speaker 3: your pasta when it's like you need the whole point
Speaker 3: was the fucking water, but you just dumped that shit
Speaker 3: and you strained it out, and then like it's just
Speaker 3: the reagon like oh fuck, yeah, hours gone, hours gone.
Speaker 3: Oh BECKA saw that one. See we're out here. See
Speaker 3: I'm also gen z as well.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, we're all gen z. Thank you JENSZX. That's me.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Can I just say I think, you know, maybe
Speaker 4: I am more sillennial because I do like to sort
Speaker 4: of engage with that content. But actually I'm starting to
Speaker 4: think maybe it's there is like a fine line between
Speaker 4: like the amount of patients you have for scrolling at
Speaker 4: your age, because I definitely I hit a point with
Speaker 4: TikTok where I'm like, I can't do this anymore, Like
Speaker 4: I simply can't do it, Like are you go scrolling
Speaker 4: a warning?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 3: Do you ever scroll on TikTok to you get the video?
Speaker 3: Or like, hey, motherfucker, you've been scrolling a minute.
Speaker 4: I never get there.
Speaker 3: I get there a lot.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, I never sillennial than I am because I
Speaker 4: I lose patients.
Speaker 3: Which I'm talking so I'm such a baby. We all
Speaker 3: know that I'm twenty three years old.
Speaker 1: You know, did anybody get the Twitter, like get to
Speaker 1: the end of Twitter?
Speaker 4: No, I haven't gotten there.
Speaker 1: I did not either, And I was like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: mad in theory, but damn I do.
Speaker 4: I think it's a good thing. I think we potentially
Speaker 4: might have like sort of a good sort of we
Speaker 4: we we stop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, that's enough day, That's plenty good.
Speaker 3: Gotta make him good though that. Wow, that makes even
Speaker 3: more like picky, like, oh, who's tweet? Am I gonna
Speaker 3: look at it today? But it would be a good
Speaker 3: one you have you can choose.
Speaker 1: No, maybe in this hypothetical future where you like.
Speaker 3: Them.
Speaker 1: I like to be mindful about my Twitter consumption. Yes,
Speaker 1: just like a nice dozen boom I just sip a
Speaker 1: bone broth and twelve tweets of the day.
Speaker 3: Wow, I'm just really surprised none of you. I'll scroll
Speaker 3: to the end like that, and I'm glad that that.
Speaker 1: Did you get to the end of Twitter?
Speaker 3: No, I get to the end of ticked TikTok to.
Speaker 3: I do like I think if you go like an
Speaker 3: hour straight, they like yo yo yo yo yo yo
Speaker 3: yo yo yo yo yo, what are you doing? And
Speaker 3: I'm like, what what time is it? And then like
Speaker 3: my baby's like a sleep in my arms, and she's like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, he's fourteen.
Speaker 4: Wow, So you scroll and so your baby can hear
Speaker 4: TikTok No.
Speaker 3: I have my ear pods.
Speaker 4: Okay, I was gonna say you can't let your baby hear.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not gonna. No.
Speaker 1: No, the whole point is having your air pods in
Speaker 1: so you have the noise cancelation on so the baby
Speaker 1: crying doesn't like ruin your vibe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4: That's like sort of my number one parenting rule is
Speaker 4: not being a parent is like never let the baby
Speaker 4: sort of hear TikTok. No.
Speaker 3: No, it's like a whole like like a nasma if
Speaker 3: I'm using the right word, just all.
Speaker 4: Like you don't really want to like the baby to
Speaker 4: hear certain words like girl dinner or riz or sort
Speaker 4: of like you don't want the baby to like taking
Speaker 4: these concepts just yet.
Speaker 1: Oh man, the second you said my five year old
Speaker 1: had RIZ, I went and told him and I was like,
Speaker 1: how do we cultivate? Five is fine?
Speaker 4: Five is good? Five is where you do start making
Speaker 4: them a content creator.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anything before that you're sick.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Anything before that, I'm just shaking my head and
Speaker 4: judging you.
Speaker 1: Son. It turns out you have the RIZ.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it means, but we're gonna actually,
Speaker 1: I'll give you four.
Speaker 4: You can make your child the TikTok creator at four,
Speaker 4: but as long as you have their consent. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: you do an he takes plain what consent is to
Speaker 4: them and sort of sort of like pull up some
Speaker 4: legal documents, make sure they sign uh. And then also
Speaker 4: they have their own lawyer to be able to go
Speaker 4: over sort of what you are presenting them with your lawyer.
Speaker 4: So just have like his people talk to your people
Speaker 4: and make sure the baby is fully aware of what
Speaker 4: they are agreeing to as a content creator. And then
Speaker 4: and only then can you allow your baby to sort
Speaker 4: of hear TikTok in the background.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you are going to be like the actual living
Speaker 1: embodiment of that. Was it a funnier diesketch or no
Speaker 1: human giant? The shutter shutterbugs, the people who like represent
Speaker 1: children baby actors.
Speaker 4: Here's the thing. I'm not gonna see my kid, okay.
Speaker 3: Because he's gonna because my child would be so fucking
Speaker 3: booked and busy. I won't be able to get any
Speaker 3: of their Oh you see your kid. Wow, I feel
Speaker 3: bad for your kid. Ain't working wow. Okay, damn.
Speaker 4: It'll be like that Atlanta episode and that one of
Speaker 4: the more recent season where the Donald Glover's baby mama
Speaker 4: her daughter gets like put into like this like Tyler
Speaker 4: Perry like system and she's just going studio to studio
Speaker 4: trying to find her daughter, and they're like, oh no,
Speaker 4: she's already been moved to that other show.
Speaker 3: She's saying it.
Speaker 4: She's like, what, why didn't anyone tell me it's all right?
Speaker 1: Finally Barbie movie coming pet. I think people think it's
Speaker 1: gonna be a big hit. I Barbenheimer.
Speaker 3: I would you see both movies in one day? No?
Speaker 1: Yeah, two movies in one day. I love movies, but
Speaker 1: I also like something starts to feel weird being in
Speaker 1: the movie theater that long. I've tried it before and
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I couldn't do it.
Speaker 4: Why Why would you only have one day of fun
Speaker 4: when you could have two days of fun?
Speaker 1: That's right? And Oppenheimer supposedly a blast. That was a
Speaker 1: bad pun, but it's supposed to be fun, very fun.
Speaker 4: Well, let's be wrote. We all want to fuck Silly
Speaker 4: and Murphy. Yeah, we do, Like blind Eye, you got
Speaker 4: a little bum in your hat. I don't know, I
Speaker 4: just I really just fuck Silly and Murphy. I'm sorry, what.
Speaker 3: If that was my.
Speaker 1: That was really upsetting the God.
Speaker 3: You can see your saliva threading around your mouth.
Speaker 4: That's my new I just want to fuck.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, well.
Speaker 4: So sorry everyone, thanks.
Speaker 1: And we're gonna keep moving forward.
Speaker 4: I just know I'm just saying. I will say, like
Speaker 4: sort of the Sillian murphonnaissance through Peaky Blinders is quite incredible,
Speaker 4: like they brought it back into this sort of like
Speaker 4: this because I don't know, like I feel like you
Speaker 4: played like sort of you know, interesting characters before, but
Speaker 4: the Peaky Blinders, dude, you I never wanted to be
Speaker 4: like sort of like a I don't even know. The
Speaker 4: women are treated so poorly in that show, like all
Speaker 4: of a sudden, it's like, treat me.
Speaker 1: Poorly, silly in nineteen twenty, that's what.
Speaker 4: Sillian does. Anyone actually know.
Speaker 1: I've always called him Sillian and he's never corrected me.
Speaker 4: So, oh, you know that's on his ass, you know
Speaker 4: him made it introduce.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know him, but it's on him. If
Speaker 1: I'm pronouncing, I'm wrong to reach it.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I just think he's so hot, and
Speaker 4: then like the idea of him now being like it's Killian.
Speaker 4: Oh it is Killian. Yeah, there's no way.
Speaker 3: I always say silly, and and I feel like I
Speaker 3: say it because people correct me all the time I
Speaker 3: go not, it's all right, so then I.
Speaker 4: Have to retake all the Killian Murphy's. I just want
Speaker 4: to fuck Killian Murphy until someone a pickup after I'll
Speaker 4: do a pickup after.
Speaker 1: Who are you?
Speaker 3: I'm silly and Murphy.
Speaker 1: O you rang no?
Speaker 4: Not you you no. I just want to say, like,
Speaker 4: I think it's great casting to sort of put like
Speaker 4: Margot Robbie in a massive movie and then Killian Murphy
Speaker 4: in another massive movie, and so like it's almost like
Speaker 4: the like we just want to like these movies. Yeah bomb,
Speaker 4: It's honestly genius to bring these modies out of the
Speaker 4: same time because we are all so horny at home
Speaker 4: that we just want to fuck these movies people.
Speaker 3: Just the concept of the movie, yeah.
Speaker 4: Conceptually, Like I've lost sort of what the movies are
Speaker 4: even about, even though they're pretty clear, like.
Speaker 3: Barbie and I just I want to have sex with
Speaker 3: Pink and one with Mushroom Cloud. It's kind of it's
Speaker 3: it's truly the perfect American side, like they viral marketing.
Speaker 4: Babe, they did it. They're so deep in us that
Speaker 4: we're like, yes, yes, yes, it's genius, dude.
Speaker 3: Barbie and the Atom Bomb at the same damn time.
Speaker 4: It's literally what America is about, bombs and Barbie. Like,
Speaker 4: think about it, dude, you got it? Yet, I'm going
Speaker 4: to need you to go like a level deeper inside
Speaker 4: yourself and really think about what they're offering us here.
Speaker 4: We live in such an incredible time of sort of
Speaker 4: content marketing, sick, Like we are so deep in that
Speaker 4: we're like unwell, but like to a point that we're
Speaker 4: so unwell that we're thriving, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: I love it. Yeah, we can.
Speaker 3: We're going to be more unwell in a better way.
Speaker 4: That's like when I hit a great fucking shot and
Speaker 4: it just goes straight past that cracket and hits right
Speaker 4: in the corner. You scream. It was grimace, my friends, America.
Speaker 4: That is America. Baby, whoa fifth of July? Here we are.
Speaker 4: I just got my second whim.
Speaker 1: I don't think I have to tell you that there
Speaker 1: should be a swelling orchestra behind that speech.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I play that one in section play on TikTok.
Speaker 4: But it's true, Like am I saying anything that's not right?
Speaker 4: Like they've nailed it's not? Yeah, truly, truly, we.
Speaker 1: Were gonna take this opportunity to talk about the fact
Speaker 1: that this is one of those toy movies that we
Speaker 1: I think covered a long time ago, and we're like, man,
Speaker 1: they're gonna be a fucking Barbie movie. That's stupid. We
Speaker 1: were wrong. Yeah, and they are going to They're they're
Speaker 1: keeping coming. It's the Mattel Films has in development, and
Speaker 1: who knows how much in development means it's going to
Speaker 1: actually happen. But yeah, they did give Greg Gerwig a
Speaker 1: Barbie movie, so it seems like they're willing to try
Speaker 1: some some weird stuff and this is some wacky, wild
Speaker 1: stuff coming from Mattel Studios, the Mattel Cinematic Universe.
Speaker 3: Mattel Films has forty five films in development. They've announced seventeen.
Speaker 3: So one of the latest that we know about is
Speaker 3: Lena Dunham directing Lily Collins in the poly Pocket movie. Yep,
Speaker 3: we don't know what the vibe is of that. Then
Speaker 3: they're making a video or film off the card game
Speaker 3: Uno potentially starting Lil YACHTI and it's a it's a
Speaker 3: heist movie in the hip hop scene in Atlanta. So
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, if you keep doing things like this
Speaker 3: rather than be like it's about the most high stakes
Speaker 3: game of h no in town. Then maybe you have
Speaker 3: a shot at doing something interesting. Daniel Kluia that is
Speaker 3: directing a a twenty four type surreal movie about Barney.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've covered this one before.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which looks like it's gonna be like that. Okay,
Speaker 3: you got something vibe there. Then there's major Matt Mason.
Speaker 3: Tom Hanks is starting in a movie about the toy
Speaker 3: that inspired the toy that buzz light Year is based on.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, that can't be true.
Speaker 3: Yes, you just made one up. No, that's a thing, Jack.
Speaker 3: It's gonna get wobble here. We got the eight Ball movie,
Speaker 3: Magic eight Ball Movie. Still not sure where that's going.
Speaker 3: They say it's gonna maybe be like a thriller type movie.
Speaker 3: He Man Masters of the Universe. They didn't learn from
Speaker 3: the Dolph Lunggren one, but they're gonna get We're gonna
Speaker 3: take a stab at it.
Speaker 1: This one feels like it deserves another shot. Like I
Speaker 1: feel like kids are just waiting for a he man
Speaker 1: to come through.
Speaker 3: A he man. You know, That's that's what all the
Speaker 3: kids are saying. Right now. There's a Thomas the Tank
Speaker 3: Engine movie in works, a lot Wheels movie by JJ
Speaker 3: Abrams Gold American Girl doll movie, which people have described
Speaker 3: as Bill and Ted meets books.
Speaker 1: Smart Yep, No, the's like they are on a run
Speaker 1: right now after the Magic Gate Ball movie, which who
Speaker 1: the fuck knows what that's gonna be, but he man
Speaker 1: Thomas the tank Engine, Hot Wheels, American Girl Doll, Yeah,
Speaker 1: good way.
Speaker 3: Jason Bateman is attached to something that's based on the
Speaker 3: Chatty Kathy and Betsy wet Sea dolls.
Speaker 1: Now you've lost me again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a dog. It's a doll that does peepee
Speaker 3: and you have to change the diaper.
Speaker 1: Oh and Chatty Cathy was just like the pool string one.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I had like a bunch of phrases it said. Yeah,
Speaker 3: then there's a view Master movie like the Little Master
Speaker 3: is just the little thing you look through, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3: The someone called it like a kid's dissociating device. It
Speaker 3: was like analog VR headset. Yeah exactly, that was our kids.
Speaker 3: Let me say about the first VR, the view Master,
Speaker 3: and then Wishbone, the Salad dressing, No, the little the
Speaker 3: Little Terrier dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so.
Speaker 3: And any of those sound good to you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Which one that's gonna do.
Speaker 4: I Like, we sit here and we go like, oh,
Speaker 4: get me a break, and then cut to us at
Speaker 4: every single goddamn movie. So what am I? What am
Speaker 4: I gonna pretend like? I'm not about to watch every goddamn.
Speaker 3: Which one fucking films which appeals to you most based
Speaker 3: on what you've just heard? Is what I'm asking?
Speaker 4: Oh, I mean like I'm sort of like down for
Speaker 4: this weird Barney ship. Yeah, who know whatever? I watch it? Pollypocket, sure,
Speaker 4: why not? Major Matt Milson mayn't. I can't read any
Speaker 4: of that eight ball that's about cocaine, right? And then yeah, honestly,
Speaker 4: let's be real, I'll watch it all. I'm sick. What
Speaker 4: did I just scream about fifth of July? You know here?
Speaker 4: I am. I love Hot Wheels, I love Thomas the
Speaker 4: Tank Engine? Will he get up?
Speaker 3: Are you okay? But he's fine? Are you unwell enough
Speaker 3: to see Barbie Oppenheimer in one day? See see Barbie first?
Speaker 3: And then chase it with Oppenheimer after?
Speaker 4: First of all, I literally just said earlier, why would
Speaker 4: you have one day of fun when you could have two?
Speaker 3: So no, okay, would you do it two days?
Speaker 1: In a row just do it two days potentially, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I could do that.
Speaker 3: Part of me wants to break my psyche, and and
Speaker 3: most people like if you saw both in one day,
Speaker 3: you'd see you, you'd see Oppenheimer and then you just
Speaker 3: clear your mind with Barbie.
Speaker 4: But I want or you see Barbie and then you
Speaker 4: blow the ship out of yours.
Speaker 3: A ghost behind you?
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, my god, my five year old just
Speaker 1: snuck up on us. No, I was too engrossed. You
Speaker 1: really didn't. I was like, how's this tie into the
Speaker 1: bit we were doing?
Speaker 3: Is it the medicate ball thing coming back?
Speaker 1: Do you want to say hi?
Speaker 3: Huh?
Speaker 4: Is he still there?
Speaker 3: How? Hey?
Speaker 1: We don't say his name, but hello boy without a name?
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, riz Riz Khalifa.
Speaker 1: Do you want to hear what they're saying to you?
Speaker 1: They're calling you Riz Khalifa. Do you know what that means?
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, okay, okay, all right, man, I gotta finish
Speaker 1: up here. Thank you for coming through and saying hi
Speaker 1: to everyone.
Speaker 4: You talked to him like, what are you James Cordon
Speaker 4: with a guest on your show?
Speaker 3: Me so much?
Speaker 4: Hey, man, thanks for stopping by. I love to see you.
Speaker 4: It's always good to catch up. All right, go see
Speaker 4: your movie is in theaters this fride. Everybody please check
Speaker 4: it out.
Speaker 1: Up next we have everything is negotiation. You gotta like
Speaker 1: keep it very yeah yeah, you're never telling yeah yeah
Speaker 1: yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: The second it's like you give I get it, like
Speaker 3: you give it like I was the kind of kid
Speaker 3: you give me someone to push against push against it.
Speaker 1: Anyway, he's still here, by the way, he's not going yeah.
Speaker 4: Of course not. Well, you're his father and you should
Speaker 4: love him. But here's the thing. Can I an idea? Okay,
Speaker 4: so you've been giving me what house it Brounce Mattel, Yes, okay,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. Literally I'm slowly starting to like.
Speaker 1: Lose my close the door because he left it open
Speaker 1: like a real jerk.
Speaker 4: Wow wow, Okay. His son is incredibly lovely and honestly,
Speaker 4: the day that Jack can no longer host, let me
Speaker 4: tell you we are going to be auditioning those two sons, like,
Speaker 4: oh yeah, truly those two actually screw my own kids.
Speaker 4: I'm here to manage Jack's kids.
Speaker 3: I'm already I signed him to a three sixty deal. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I got an album coming back.
Speaker 4: I'm just like you know, I actually am signing your
Speaker 4: sons and I will be their manager, because that's actually
Speaker 4: put your headphones back on, my hilarious bit. But I
Speaker 4: really would love to do sort of a succession with
Speaker 4: your sons to see who takes over a daily secuist.
Speaker 4: It's like, my dream is to be like Bleep and
Speaker 4: Bleep where like, let's see, anyway, that was their name.
Speaker 3: Okay, then Jack being like Logan Roy, He's like fuck off.
Speaker 3: He's like, hey, thanks for showing me that. Maybe check
Speaker 3: that out later.
Speaker 4: I think I would actually just rewrite Jack. Yeah to darker.
Speaker 1: Minister, my job was cool enough to want to inherit
Speaker 1: and yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's her succession. You're trying to convince the
Speaker 3: kids to want to take over.
Speaker 4: The family business.
Speaker 1: Daddy has a real job too, and they're like, Dad,
Speaker 1: I actually just.
Speaker 4: Want to be a doctor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to float the sea. I just want
Speaker 3: to float in the sea and get my ship bit
Speaker 3: by a shark. Anyway, what were you about to say, though?
Speaker 4: So anyway I wanted to posit has bro mm.
Speaker 1: Hmm, yeah, that was it.
Speaker 4: If that was all I wanted to say.
Speaker 3: That sounds like the extent of a meeting in Hollywood, right,
Speaker 3: now anyway, bring me.
Speaker 4: Mattel, I give you has Bro. No, here's the thing,
Speaker 4: here's what we need. If we were to do a
Speaker 4: Super Dark A twenty four sort of uh Ferby horror,
Speaker 4: who would you want to direct it and star Ferby?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they've done some good stuff with Ferby, and like
Speaker 1: I mean, don't don't think Hasbro is not out here.
Speaker 1: Like we've got the Transformers film, Hasbro is the one,
Speaker 1: the one that has succeeded the most the Transformers films, right,
Speaker 1: Dungeons and Dragons. Who can forget Battleship.
Speaker 3: I think Ferbie would. I would just bring.
Speaker 4: Is coming back like Super Priuser. Rebecca God, sorry, Becca,
Speaker 4: I was trying to say.
Speaker 3: I think if it's gonna be freaky, it has to
Speaker 3: have Tony Collette in it. Tony Collette right now is
Speaker 3: my freak queen. Yeah, I guess I don't know. If
Speaker 3: I just have ari Astor and it's just hereditary, but
Speaker 3: with Ferby's.
Speaker 6: Starring Tony Collette and the Weekend, it's the creepiest people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, So I would like to posit that and
Speaker 4: let's see who makes it. And I think that if
Speaker 4: a twenty four did Hasbro's Ferby. I think it could
Speaker 4: be a real hit, sort of like they're doing an
Speaker 4: A twenty four Barney. I think like making it because
Speaker 4: famously Ferby creepy wouldn't leave you alone. I have to
Speaker 4: keep putting it to sleep in my closet. Okay, like
Speaker 4: it's got an energy under it. Yeah, this darkness there
Speaker 4: that I don't with them things, and that's why we
Speaker 4: need to have a creepy movie with it, sort.
Speaker 3: Of like.
Speaker 1: Ary. Yeah, well on a hosing, such a pleasure. Have
Speaker 1: you on the daily es? I gist as always? Where
Speaker 1: can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm in a hosting on Twitter. I'm at selling
Speaker 4: host neon Instagram where I sell myself to you. I
Speaker 4: have a subsack selling host nia dot subsack dot com,
Speaker 4: which I am sort of in a weird writer's block
Speaker 4: situation where I'm like not finding any joy in any thing.
Speaker 4: Maybe I should ride about the sort of Oppenheimer Barbie
Speaker 4: sort of orgasm. But here's the thing, it just feels
Speaker 4: like it's already.
Speaker 1: Been done, you know, yeah, not like this though, not
Speaker 1: like this.
Speaker 4: You've got your We'll see what I end up writing next.
Speaker 4: I've been writing a sort of succession final thoughts piece
Speaker 4: for like two months, it feels like and I just
Speaker 4: can't finish it because I have so much I want
Speaker 4: to put in there. But sometimes you have to say
Speaker 4: when when enough's enough?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, the people are still hungry for succession content. I
Speaker 1: think that timing's perfect. Is there a work of media
Speaker 1: you've been enjoying besides Succession? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 4: First of all, any content with Adele is true incredible stuff.
Speaker 4: Did you see the video of her on Twitter from
Speaker 4: where the show? Yeah? Pop Crave posted it where she's
Speaker 4: talking about people throwing stuff at artists and she says,
Speaker 4: I fucking dare you. I dare you to throw something
Speaker 4: at me. I'll fucking kill you, and then shoots a
Speaker 4: fucking T shirt gun like it is unreal.
Speaker 3: Someone there.
Speaker 4: We go, Okay, that's okay, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Did you see Sorry, it's her, it's her North London
Speaker 3: perspect what's talking about? Have you seen the people throwing
Speaker 3: ship on live on stage at live shows recently? Have
Speaker 3: you seen that.
Speaker 5: Day?
Speaker 3: Uh? She's the most likable Tottenham fan.
Speaker 4: And so Aaron Aram not a go tweeted, I feel
Speaker 4: like Adelea has the energy of a mob family matriarch.
Speaker 4: And it's true. Have you seen any of her paparazzi
Speaker 4: picks where she's got her hands up at the paparazzi's
Speaker 4: like a gun, like she's yelling at them, like don't
Speaker 4: you be talking?
Speaker 1: Guy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like her energies, I mean, you know, she was
Speaker 3: getting a skeptic.
Speaker 4: You know, she's she's out here, she is out here.
Speaker 4: And then the other thing I discovered online is the
Speaker 4: guy who uh reviews watches famous people are wearing to
Speaker 4: basically really let you know how rich they are. Does
Speaker 4: you know how like that Michael Ruben guy dropped his
Speaker 4: like white party like trailer for his party, made that
Speaker 4: video tier talent. Oh yeah, so much NBA. I always
Speaker 4: say that so much NBA talent. I like, I'm actually
Speaker 4: famous for always saying like, yeah, so much NBA talent.
Speaker 4: But yeah, there's this guy on TikTok Chad dot Alexander
Speaker 4: who just goes to and zooms is on the watches
Speaker 4: and tells you how much every watch cost. It's incredible.
Speaker 4: For most part, they're all wearing like, you know whatever,
Speaker 4: one hundred K to like five hundred k and then
Speaker 4: just like jay Z rolls in with like a seven
Speaker 4: million dollar watch.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, go watch the video. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 4: I literally every watch name was as if like brain bleach,
Speaker 4: like you'd be like, the is worth this much right now?
Speaker 4: And I was just like, who is naming watches the
Speaker 4: guy's name, No, but we call that auto Mars What
Speaker 4: the fuck? Yeah, it'd be like the Ottomar for six ten,
Speaker 4: eighteen twelve. You're like, what anyway, I don't know. I've
Speaker 4: discovered that. I really enjoyed it. Someone named mcbeardy at
Speaker 4: kitso dot Moore Kissy uh is the one who posted
Speaker 4: said this guy on TikTok who discusses watches warnan at
Speaker 4: these Now that's where you get to see how money
Speaker 4: these celebrities are. And I thought that was very interesting,
Speaker 4: an interesting sort of angle to look at sort of
Speaker 4: how rich people present themselves and how they want to
Speaker 4: be seen, and it's like through their watches. Fascinating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, I love the miles people find you is
Speaker 1: their work media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 3: Uh, find me on Twitter, Instagram at miles A great
Speaker 3: find Jack and I on a basketball podcast Miles and
Speaker 3: Jack Boosties also find me on four to twenty Day
Speaker 3: Fiance was a f Alexander and I have a new
Speaker 3: podcast coming out I've been working on with Kaleidoscope Media.
Speaker 3: It's a true crime. I'm not this is this sounds
Speaker 3: like bullshit. It's this real shit. It's called The Good
Speaker 3: Thief that I've been hosting, and it's about this figure
Speaker 3: in Greece who's like the Greek robin Hood, where him
Speaker 3: and his brother would be like robbing wealthy people, like
Speaker 3: titans of industry, people who are like avoiding paying taxes
Speaker 3: to help the people and would do a little old
Speaker 3: fashioned wealth redistribution. And it's like a really great story,
Speaker 3: especially given the era that we're in with just unfettered
Speaker 3: greed all around. The trailer just drops, so check it out,
Speaker 3: make sure you subscribe to that. It's coming out in
Speaker 3: a week. So, yeah, that is called The Good Thief.
Speaker 3: And appreciate your support on that one. Yeah. Tweet that
Speaker 3: I like from at Sad Monsters Frank Lesser quote tweeted
Speaker 3: at first it's a Benny Johnson tweet this like conservative dude,
Speaker 3: but it said legendary actor they're talking about Scott Bao
Speaker 3: announces he's leaving California after forty years. Quote it's become
Speaker 3: a third world country. And then at sad monsters quote
Speaker 3: meet it said Scott Bale is quote legendary in the
Speaker 3: sense that his career died years ago and now he's
Speaker 3: a cautionary tale. You tell children so they behave. And
Speaker 3: now that felt about right.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, California is a third world country, So what's
Speaker 4: a third world country?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't even know. Don't ana, don't, don't, don't
Speaker 3: what's asking? Don't don't follow, don't try and follow that
Speaker 3: logic train. Also, did you see the Jennifer Garner like
Speaker 3: that at that Michael Rubin party, because Ben Affleck was
Speaker 3: there with his like eldest daughter. I think, and it's
Speaker 3: this looks just like Jennifer, Like those Garner jeans are
Speaker 3: strong as shit. I know.
Speaker 4: It's really like God, another blow to Ben Affleck not
Speaker 4: even having strong enough come to like support his genes,
Speaker 4: Like what is happening?
Speaker 1: Jennifer Garner is like, I will just leave my cells
Speaker 1: in two I was looking for the daughter. I truly
Speaker 1: thought that was they said, It's like, it's just.
Speaker 4: I don't know, there's something really sad again about ben
Speaker 4: Affleck not even having sort of like strong enough DNA
Speaker 4: to even like remotely like believe an impression on the planet. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I generally feel like that guy cannot win his online presence.
Speaker 7: It is just like, yeah, god, man, that's your daughter
Speaker 7: that looks like Jennifer Garner, only I don't know, like.
Speaker 4: I'm involved, and everyone's like, shut the fuck.
Speaker 3: Up, hey, get away from her.
Speaker 4: Yeah, leave that young lady alone.
Speaker 1: It's a little girl.
Speaker 3: Man, You're sick my fucking daughter.
Speaker 4: No, there's no proof of that. We took a DNA
Speaker 4: test and the DNA literally rejected. Jeez, how how is
Speaker 4: it even possible? We don't know, but we now all
Speaker 4: believe in Jesus. Isn't that crazy? Wild immaculate consent that
Speaker 4: baby was born of the man? You feel like concession
Speaker 4: because there's no way baby. Sorry, then.
Speaker 1: All right, tweet I've been enjoying Todd Spence at Todd Underscore.
Speaker 1: Spence tweeted singer Michelle Phillips from The Moms and Papa's
Speaker 1: reaction to seeing her acquaintance Harrison Ford in a little
Speaker 1: movie that just opened called Star Wars. And then it's
Speaker 1: a screen cap or a photograph I guess the book book.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know Harrison was an actor. I remember
Speaker 1: getting dragged to Star Wars at ten am on Saturday
Speaker 1: morning by my stepbrother who had done some animation for
Speaker 1: the movie. I was sitting there watching the screen and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, Harrison comes on and I gasped
Speaker 1: and said, that's my pot dealer. Wow, hereson Ford is cool?
Speaker 1: Don't lose facts of the loose sight of that fact?
Speaker 3: Yeah in.
Speaker 4: Huge Stoner.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one of the crash all the time. Uh.
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Speaker 1: as well as a song that we think you might enjoy. Hey, Miles,
Speaker 1: what's a song we think people might enjoy?
Speaker 3: So? I just came across this group of Danish DJs
Speaker 3: and producers artists. They're called the Boom Clap Bachelors, and
Speaker 3: this is like a track. I look, I don't know
Speaker 3: how to speak Danish, so it looks like tiden flyb okay,
Speaker 3: it's t I d e n is the first word
Speaker 3: and the second second word is f l y v
Speaker 3: e r. But it has like the like instrumental of
Speaker 3: like don't kill My Vibe Kendrick Lamar underneath it. But
Speaker 3: they're singing in Danish.
Speaker 1: It's kind of cool. Just check it out.
Speaker 3: It's a very very great. There's no like drum, there's nothing,
Speaker 3: there's no like beat drop or anything in it. It's
Speaker 3: a nice like sort of Ballady type piece. So check.
Speaker 1: I was expecting accordions based on that title, but it's
Speaker 1: not more. It's actually cool. Go go check it out.
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