Speaker 1: Attention Shoppers.
Speaker 2: Attention Shoppers Employees Only is an improvised comedy podcast about
Speaker 2: an official big box store. Any similarity to real stores
Speaker 2: or real people is completely coincidental.
Speaker 3: By okay, everybody, wain't a s ads, Come on in
Speaker 3: here to eat, break room, do the morning announcement where
Speaker 3: we go open the store. Corporate wanted me to remind you,
Speaker 3: guys that when you answer the phone here at the store,
Speaker 3: you can't just say hello, Okay, You've got to answer
Speaker 3: the phone, thank you for calling. Buy well where the
Speaker 3: prices are low and the services swell buy everything, by well,
Speaker 3: how can I help you?
Speaker 1: I know that's a lot, that's a mouthful, but we are.
Speaker 3: Contractually obligated to say the whole thing every single time
Speaker 3: we answer the phone. You can't say what you've been saying,
Speaker 3: because like Victor the other day, I think you answered
Speaker 3: go for Victor. Yeah, And Liz, you can't answer the
Speaker 3: phone what.
Speaker 1: You can't just say what?
Speaker 4: Go what?
Speaker 5: And then they just tell me what they want.
Speaker 1: Yet Liz, don't don't don't answer the phone what? All right?
Speaker 1: We're not We're not doing that, lewis nothing.
Speaker 3: We don't say everything.
Speaker 1: By all right?
Speaker 3: The thing I wanted to talk to you guys about
Speaker 3: the most today. The most important thing is that I
Speaker 3: heard a by Well super secret store snooper is going
Speaker 3: to be in the store today.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: This is a person who evaluates the store and reports
Speaker 3: back to corporate. They're looking for excellent customer service, excellent
Speaker 3: customer rapport.
Speaker 1: They're looking for.
Speaker 3: Neat and tidy shelves and work areas. They're looking for
Speaker 3: efficiency and service. All right, and anyone in the store
Speaker 3: could be the BSSSS anyone interesting.
Speaker 4: Seems to me as though we've got some interoffice espionage
Speaker 4: on our hands.
Speaker 1: It is a little bit of espionage. Victor.
Speaker 3: That is. Yes, today, I need you all to watch
Speaker 3: out and make sure that you're on your best behavior. So, Liz,
Speaker 3: that means do not talk to the customers about abortion rights. Okay,
Speaker 3: just don't bring it up. And that's a rule for
Speaker 3: every day, Liz, not just today.
Speaker 5: Jerry, I know you're not infringing on my free speech
Speaker 5: right now because Bywell is not ready for the lawsuit
Speaker 5: I'm gonna bring.
Speaker 1: How come every time we have a morning meeting, someone
Speaker 1: threatens a lawsuit. Every morning.
Speaker 6: It's the only thing Corporate America respects.
Speaker 5: Working at one of these stores is like playing the lottery.
Speaker 5: We're just hoping one day something's going to happen. We
Speaker 5: can sue you guys for us. We can stop working
Speaker 5: here and live a semblance of a normal life.
Speaker 7: I know, I tried to zoom when I slipped on
Speaker 7: all of that spaghetti sauce, but then they said I
Speaker 7: couldn't win because I bought the sauce from home.
Speaker 3: I was so close, Shilah, I want you to stop
Speaker 3: dragging that recliner over from furniture so you can sit
Speaker 3: while you ring people up the check out.
Speaker 1: Stop doing that.
Speaker 7: Okay, Wow, are you trying to make a pregnant woman
Speaker 7: stand Jerry?
Speaker 8: That's messed up.
Speaker 3: You know what, Shla, I'm not gonna believe you this time,
Speaker 3: because this is like the fifth time you have pretended
Speaker 3: to be pregnant.
Speaker 1: You keep crying wolf about being pregnant. You're pregnant, I'm not.
Speaker 3: You pretended you were pregnant last week just so I
Speaker 3: would let you wear your uniform untucked. Okay, that is
Speaker 3: a very trivial reason. So we can't have any shenanigans today.
Speaker 3: There can be no high jinks, which is why I
Speaker 3: don't want to see anything like Victor and Robert when
Speaker 3: you were having the fight with the nail guns from hardware.
Speaker 6: Come on, man, we did that one time. That was
Speaker 6: one time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hardly enough to come down on us like that.
Speaker 4: And oh and thank you once again Robert for driving
Speaker 4: me to the er.
Speaker 6: Oh man, no problem, you healed up goods. Oh you
Speaker 6: can't even tell the nails still in there. That's right now.
Speaker 4: The doctor said, it's a miracle that I survived. It's
Speaker 4: sort of a Phineas Gauge situation. Hear about that fellow
Speaker 4: had a railroad spike driven through his head and he
Speaker 4: survived for years afterwards. Apparently I'm a medical marvel.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that's it.
Speaker 3: Okay, everybody on their best behavior, keep your area neat
Speaker 3: and tidy, and ask the customers what you can do
Speaker 3: to help them.
Speaker 1: Because the Bywell Super Secret store snooper could.
Speaker 4: Be anyone, that's right, even one of us. By Well.
Speaker 5: Thanks everybody for not showing up to the final Bywell
Speaker 5: softball game of the year. We lost again, in case
Speaker 5: any of you care, sorry or what sorry whatever. If
Speaker 5: we had won, I guess Jerry might have tried to
Speaker 5: kiss me like that Rubialis guy at the World Cup.
Speaker 8: This guy is such an idiot.
Speaker 7: Everyone knows when you sexually hear us, so when you
Speaker 7: wait until there are no TV cameras filming it.
Speaker 6: Hey man, this dude wasn't just kissing people. He was
Speaker 6: grabbing his balls in the stands and everything else. Like
Speaker 6: I don't know what kind of commissioner he is, but.
Speaker 5: This guy just became the Harvey Weinstein of soccer, and
Speaker 5: he's about to learn all about the Yotambian movement.
Speaker 4: I mean in a perverse way. You got to credit
Speaker 4: this man's courage. He tried this with a group of
Speaker 4: women who are known for kicking balls as hard as
Speaker 4: they can. It's a miracle he walked out of there.
Speaker 7: We had a coach that would actually kiss the players
Speaker 7: in high school. I mean, it's passed up, but Coach
Speaker 7: Garry was my first kiss. And you can say it
Speaker 7: was inappropriate, but we want to state yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean it's completely inappropriate. No one kisses anyone after
Speaker 4: they win at a Magic the Gathering tournament.
Speaker 5: You know you messed up when FIFA's mad at you.
Speaker 5: I mean, they'll play in countries with a string of
Speaker 5: human rights violations. This guy's officially worse than Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 6: EA. Sports has got to put this in the next FIFA.
Speaker 6: In FIFA twenty four, they gotta have Horny commission a
Speaker 6: mode where Spanish guy runs around trying to kiss you
Speaker 6: until the time runs out. It's got to be some
Speaker 6: type of bonus.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they should make more video games hornier. Just think
Speaker 4: of what those Tetris tiles get up to.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to book a flight to my cousin's wedding
Speaker 5: in North Carolina and the rates are through the roof.
Speaker 5: Didn't realize you had to be the ruling class to
Speaker 5: fly southwest.
Speaker 4: Now, Yeah, there have been a lot of plane crashes
Speaker 4: lately too.
Speaker 5: Oh thanks for bringing that up, Victor, very helpful, thank you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, No, he's right. They're saying the plane that they've
Speaker 6: got progosion was somehow sabotaged by Putin, and that's why
Speaker 6: I crashed. If you just led a mutiny against Putin,
Speaker 6: why the hell are you getting on a plane. Putin
Speaker 6: doesn't let shit go, He doesn't forget shit. He's still
Speaker 6: mad at Ukraine for declaring independence and that happened in
Speaker 6: ninety one. That's like still being mad at mc hammer.
Speaker 6: You got to let that Taco bell commercial go.
Speaker 8: Russians do hold grudges. It's true.
Speaker 7: I broke up with this Russian dja in like twenty fifteen,
Speaker 7: and he still won't give me his new Netflix password.
Speaker 8: It's like, oh my god, get over it, move on, obsessed.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know about your little boyfriend, Shilah, but
Speaker 5: Putin's entire personality screams small penis syndrome. Some woman in
Speaker 5: his past shot him down. Now he's shooting planes down.
Speaker 4: Listen.
Speaker 5: Putin is a thug. Remember when Trump said he could
Speaker 5: shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and he
Speaker 5: wouldn't lose any voters. Putin's actually doing that next week.
Speaker 4: Oh now, everybody thinks there's a conspiracy. But when I
Speaker 4: said that Elon Musk is secretly using the SpaceX program
Speaker 4: to launch weather satellites to control global climate change, everyone
Speaker 4: thinks I'm crazy.
Speaker 6: The man Putin kills six Russians in one minute. That's
Speaker 6: some John Wick type shit who killed this man's dog. Yeah, like,
Speaker 6: just give him that guy. It's a very interesting situation.
Speaker 6: I mean, Progotion was Putin's chef and has become his
Speaker 6: most feared killer. I think it's well past time for
Speaker 6: NATO to arm one of our greatest shifts. Gordon Ramsay, Yeah,
Speaker 6: just telling Putin is like under cooking a Yorkshire pudding
Speaker 6: and get the body bags ready. We need to weaponize
Speaker 6: that rage. I think there should be a whole chef's initiative.
Speaker 6: We got to get Bobby Flay in there as well.
Speaker 5: Is this like your weird Homeland Food Network fan fiction
Speaker 5: that you're working on, Victor.
Speaker 4: If you want to see it, I can email you
Speaker 4: a copy.
Speaker 6: My mayor from Flavortown, Gaffieri, them outfits he wears.
Speaker 4: Picture it. You're there in your Eastern European stronghold. Suddenly
Speaker 4: from behind you, the smell of donkey sauce and hot
Speaker 4: wings emerging from the shadows comes the Lord of Flavortown,
Speaker 4: and Gaffietti comes and groats you. Your body is found
Speaker 4: weeks later with a buffalo chicken sandwich protruding from your mouth.
Speaker 5: Victor, you're too close. Step back, You're standing too close
Speaker 5: to me.
Speaker 4: To me, it just feels nice having everybody thinking this way.
Speaker 4: It's like, now everybody thinks there's a conspiracy. I don't
Speaker 4: feel so alone.
Speaker 5: Oh God, Victor, it smells so strongly of bleaching. Here.
Speaker 5: We're supposed to eat lunch in a year, not feel
Speaker 5: like we're being gassed to death.
Speaker 4: What the look, dude, There's a mystery wet spot over
Speaker 4: here by the refrigerator. Every time I mop it up,
Speaker 4: it just returns. I've tried everything. No matter how I
Speaker 4: clean it, it always returns. Whether I use bleach or ammonia,
Speaker 4: it always comes back. I'm losing sleep over this, y'all.
Speaker 4: This wet spot haunts me in my dreams.
Speaker 8: I don't know. I love the smell of bleach.
Speaker 7: It reminds me of the time me and my friend
Speaker 7: Cassie went to get our buttthole done.
Speaker 8: It was so much fun.
Speaker 4: Now, what has done mean in this particular instance?
Speaker 7: Think about if you'r aboto had to go to a
Speaker 7: formal dinner and you wanted it to look like super
Speaker 7: and Ice.
Speaker 6: Now it's not the time to be talking about brown
Speaker 6: eye black Jays, because I've figured out who the snitch is.
Speaker 6: It's the guy who came in the hardware asking all
Speaker 6: the suspicious questions like why did the light bulb should
Speaker 6: I use in my main living room? I told him
Speaker 6: nobody would know that the only person that would know
Speaker 6: that is a nark. And if you a nark, you
Speaker 6: need to tell me what why dish does he need?
Speaker 6: I don't even know how good his eyes are. That
Speaker 6: all depends on your personal preference. I started to rip
Speaker 6: his mustache, y'all, but I couldn't quite reach him. Nobody
Speaker 6: has the big magnum pi mustaches. No more did give away?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 7: I think it's that suspicious looking guy in that big
Speaker 7: brown raincoat.
Speaker 8: He looks so familiar.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Shilah, that's the guy who keeps flashing us in
Speaker 5: the store.
Speaker 8: Remember, Oh my god, I love that guy. His junk
Speaker 8: is so small.
Speaker 7: It's like so cute and adorable, like a little teeny
Speaker 7: tiny weaning.
Speaker 8: It's so cute, totally, Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Remember how hard we laughed last time I got a cramp?
Speaker 1: I got a cramp.
Speaker 5: It honestly brightens my day when I see him come in.
Speaker 5: I'm like, show me the goods I could. Mama could
Speaker 5: use a laugh. You know.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know about you, but I think it's
Speaker 4: the guy with the beard out front of the store.
Speaker 4: You know, the one who's always ranting and screaming about
Speaker 4: the rapture to anyone who will listen.
Speaker 5: Victory, that's Sam. He's been out there since this place
Speaker 5: used to be a car wash. It's impossible for him
Speaker 5: to be the super Secret Store Snooper exactly.
Speaker 4: That's why no one would ever suspect him deep cover,
Speaker 4: although of course it could be one of us.
Speaker 3: Okay, y'all know, I've been thinking about it, and I
Speaker 3: think that the super Secret Store Snooper could actually be
Speaker 3: one of us.
Speaker 1: So if it's one of y'all, you get.
Speaker 5: You have to tell me, Okay, Jerry, get a grip.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: This feels like a sociological experiment. I bet there isn't
Speaker 5: even a super Secret Store shop wher. They're trying to
Speaker 5: see how you crack under pressure.
Speaker 1: Oh, very interesting, Liz, it's probably.
Speaker 6: You, You the snoopiest. If one of us had to
Speaker 6: be a snooper, I would say, you, you snoop.
Speaker 1: Don't you think I'm too obvious of a choice? Then
Speaker 1: don't you think I'm too obvious?
Speaker 5: They could just bring me in and I could just
Speaker 5: report everything I know about all of you.
Speaker 3: Shilah, you're being awful quiet over there. Does that lead
Speaker 3: me to believe it might be you? Right, hanging back,
Speaker 3: not saying anything.
Speaker 1: Now, it's not me.
Speaker 7: I'm really bad at keeping secrets. Like that warp cream
Speaker 7: we found in the break room was Jerry's.
Speaker 8: Oops.
Speaker 1: See give me that, hand me that. That's my warp cream.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you have your own office, so it's weird that
Speaker 5: your warp cream would be in the breakroom.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 4: I find that all over the store.
Speaker 1: Give me that warp cream.
Speaker 3: Listen, medication for chronic warp flare ups is not a
Speaker 3: laughing matter.
Speaker 1: Let's work together.
Speaker 3: Let's go out there and give those customers the best
Speaker 3: service experience they've ever had.
Speaker 1: Go team. Is anybody gonna put their hand on my hand?
Speaker 1: Because that it's kind of a thing.
Speaker 5: After that warp talk, I'm good bye, Shila. Are you
Speaker 5: looking at that video you took at the aerostur again?
Speaker 5: You can't even see Taylor Swift. She's just like a
Speaker 5: little aunt in the horizon.
Speaker 7: Somebody's jelly And yeah, I am because I just admire
Speaker 7: her so much.
Speaker 8: She has all that money and then she left her manager.
Speaker 8: But mostly she has so.
Speaker 5: Much money, Shila, this is what happens when you get
Speaker 5: all your news from TikTok. She didn't leave her manager.
Speaker 5: Scooter Braun is a manager who took all of Taylor's
Speaker 5: masters when he bought her old record label and never
Speaker 5: gave her the option to buy them, which made her
Speaker 5: and the Swifties very upset, but ultimately ended up with
Speaker 5: Taylor earning millions of dollars by re recording all the songs.
Speaker 5: And at the moment, actually a lot of people are
Speaker 5: ditching Scooter Braun who he actually did manage, such as
Speaker 5: Ariana Grande, Justin Bieber, a Dina Manzelle. They're all hitting
Speaker 5: the road and I can see why no one should
Speaker 5: give any authority to a man who calls himself Scooter
Speaker 5: that has kicked out of college for a hazing scandal
Speaker 5: written all over it.
Speaker 4: Wow, Liz, for a diehard Natalie Merchant fan, you sure
Speaker 4: know your Billboard Top ten Listen.
Speaker 5: I'm never going to pass up an opportunity to eviscerate
Speaker 5: a man who's trying to steal money from a woman.
Speaker 4: Amen to that. I wasn't personally familiar with Scooter Braun
Speaker 4: because none of the artists he managed play heavy metal
Speaker 4: music based on the fantastical worlds of speculative fiction. Unless
Speaker 4: there's a Justin Bieber song about the planet of Aracus
Speaker 4: that I somehow missed.
Speaker 8: Isn't that what Yummy is about?
Speaker 4: Well, perhaps Yummy refers to the spice milunge Lucky.
Speaker 6: You can just fire your manager. My uncle was a
Speaker 6: singer back in the day in Philly and to have
Speaker 6: a knife fight with his manager just to get his
Speaker 6: suits back.
Speaker 4: Look, my mother handled my business for years. Yes, anything
Speaker 4: to do with my business was in her hands. She
Speaker 4: manipulated it in all kinds of ways. I finally had
Speaker 4: to say, Hey, Mom, I'm a grown man, Let go
Speaker 4: of my business.
Speaker 6: Wait a minute, is Scooter Braun White People's sugar night?
Speaker 6: I get it now.
Speaker 4: Now, I just want to know who he dangled out
Speaker 4: of a window by his ankles.
Speaker 6: It's probably the girl that sang the song from Frozen
Speaker 6: threatened to let her go.
Speaker 5: You know, the word manager just means something different in
Speaker 5: the music business. It's like Jerry's our manager. We can't
Speaker 5: all just leave him on mass.
Speaker 8: Im My God, can we fire Jerry?
Speaker 6: That would be so dope. I wish you could leave Jerry.
Speaker 1: Hello, I thought I heard my name? Did were my
Speaker 1: ears tingling? You guys talking about me?
Speaker 7: Yes, Jerry, we would love to fire you, but you
Speaker 7: keep telling me that's not how it works, and you
Speaker 7: keep showing up.
Speaker 1: Okay, it was something hurtful.
Speaker 7: Again.
Speaker 1: If anybody needs me, I'll be in my office alone.
Speaker 2: Bye bye.
Speaker 8: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: Another redneck customer just asked me where I'm really from.
Speaker 7: It's like, bitch, I'm really from Philadelphia. My mom gave
Speaker 7: birth while tailgating at an Eagles game. Okay, I'm so
Speaker 7: sick of this. Any people can come from anywhere. We
Speaker 7: were just on the frickin moon.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I just read that India lands at a probe
Speaker 5: on the south pole of the Moon.
Speaker 1: There might be vital.
Speaker 5: Reserves of frozen water up there, and you know, our
Speaker 5: environment here on Earth is completely fucked. When the water
Speaker 5: on the Moon is now considered vital, I wonder how
Speaker 5: much they're gonna sell that. For Fiji water's four dollars
Speaker 5: a bottle, how much is moonwater gonna be?
Speaker 6: Wow? So the Moon got water before Flint d.
Speaker 5: Great point, Robert, speaking of Indian people in space, anyway,
Speaker 5: we could send vivek Rumaswami up there just until twenty
Speaker 5: twenty five. I mean, really, just shoot him right up
Speaker 5: there or anywhere without a camera. Would be fine too.
Speaker 6: He laid his hail to the space. I mean, what,
Speaker 6: we landed in nineteen sixty seven on the Moon. What else?
Speaker 6: What they're gonna do next, India? What'd you gonna give
Speaker 6: us color TV?
Speaker 8: I don't know. It takes a long time to say
Speaker 8: goodbye to a billion people. Okay. I tried to leave
Speaker 8: my aunt's house once that It took me a full week.
Speaker 4: Now I just can't stop thinking about that delicious moonwater.
Speaker 4: Oh I want to.
Speaker 6: Have some of that.
Speaker 8: I've had moon cheese. Is that really from the moon?
Speaker 8: Probably not.
Speaker 6: How many products are they eggs booring from the damn moon? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Many things come from the moon. Uh, even the moon walk.
Speaker 4: Check it out.
Speaker 5: Stop grabbing your crotch in the break room, Victory, Stop
Speaker 5: robbing your crotch, Simoni.
Speaker 6: He's not bad, He's not bad. He's really gladden across
Speaker 6: the floor.
Speaker 4: There's more than one reason I keep the floor so
Speaker 4: slick around here. But yeah, you're you're you're not wrong.
Speaker 4: This is a great step for India. I mean, for
Speaker 4: the country to have developed the technology to fake a
Speaker 4: moon landing, just like the other major world powers. I mean,
Speaker 4: kudos to them.
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, if India faked a moonlight and was directing
Speaker 7: a video. There would be at least three dance numbers
Speaker 7: and a tiger fight. So it's the real footage.
Speaker 1: Okay, y'all. I halloa. Wo jesus, Jerry, what an entr?
Speaker 6: I don't get up yet. Don't get up yet. If
Speaker 6: you want to see him, call your personal injury attorney. Folks.
Speaker 8: Ah, oh my god, Jerry, can you do that again?
Speaker 8: I wasn't recording, all right.
Speaker 3: Get off me, get it back up back Okay, I'm okay,
Speaker 3: I'm okay.
Speaker 4: This dang old wet spot just keeps coming back. And Jerry,
Speaker 4: now that I'm actually looking at what it's done to
Speaker 4: your shirt and trousers, creating sort of a tie die effect,
Speaker 4: I'm starting to think that the bleach I've been using
Speaker 4: to tidy the wet spot is creating the wet spot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of these bottles look pretty old, Victor.
Speaker 3: Let's change him out for some new stuff. Well, I
Speaker 3: got the report back, and uh it is not good.
Speaker 1: People.
Speaker 3: I got specific comments on each of your performances. Right here,
Speaker 3: it says in the evaluation a man from maintenance kept
Speaker 3: winking at the customers.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, Yeah, that was me. I was thinking
Speaker 4: that if they winked back, I know that was the
Speaker 4: secret chopper.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: People don't want the guy with them up winking at them.
Speaker 4: Also, my wink looks very off kilter since the nail
Speaker 4: gun incident.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh, Shila, I got a note here for on the evaluation,
Speaker 3: It says the cashier was looking at TikTok on her
Speaker 3: phone and held up a finger for me to wait
Speaker 3: until she watched seven different tiktoks.
Speaker 8: Oh my thank god. I thought I made him wait
Speaker 8: way longer than that.
Speaker 3: Give me your phone. I'm confiscating the phone. I'm taking
Speaker 3: the phone. Okay, you know what. I'm gonna check if
Speaker 3: I'm allowed to do that, and then i'm gonna come
Speaker 3: back and I'm gonna take it, Liz.
Speaker 1: It says that the woman who.
Speaker 3: Manages electric I heard her tell a customer to quote
Speaker 3: quit man explaining TVs to her.
Speaker 5: Okay, so they overheard me. At least I didn't say it.
Speaker 5: Do the secret shopper. They think they can tell me
Speaker 5: about four K and they don't even know the difference
Speaker 5: between O led and qled.
Speaker 1: Get out of here.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: Finally, it says that he asked a man in hardware,
Speaker 3: what kind of light bulb do you use in his
Speaker 3: living room? And he got called a nark?
Speaker 6: God damn it. I knew it was him. I told y'all,
Speaker 6: I told you I had him, Jerry, we had him.
Speaker 6: I should have went with my first mind and duct
Speaker 6: taped him to the forklift. Why then we could have
Speaker 6: really got some answers.
Speaker 1: Why didn't you just answer his question, Robert.
Speaker 6: I'm not gonna get caught talking to a snitch. You
Speaker 6: know what does gonna look like for me?
Speaker 4: Besides, there's too busy tearing his mustache off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we are lucky that we didn't lose points
Speaker 3: for that. So in conclusion, we scored in the fortieth
Speaker 3: percentile of Bywell's nationwide not good people.
Speaker 1: That is low. That is very low.
Speaker 6: That's passing.
Speaker 3: Robert's right, it is technically passing. And we are up
Speaker 3: from the thirty fifth percentile last year. That's a five
Speaker 3: percent improvement, y'all.
Speaker 1: All right? Hell yeah, So just to celebrate, I am
Speaker 1: buying pizza for the entire Snag right from the cheap
Speaker 1: place out by the Highway, oh.
Speaker 9: By employees only. Is produced by Imagine Audio and pretty
Speaker 9: fast for iHeartMedia, produced by Timothy Fernara.
Speaker 4: The associate producer is Wesley Hayes.
Speaker 9: It is executive produced by Ron Howard, Brian Grazer, Carra Welker,
Speaker 9: Nathan Kloke and Jared Logan. Editing by Timothy Furnara, Mixing
Speaker 9: by j Palizi, Casting by Sherry Henderson. Original music composed
Speaker 9: by Alloy Tracks. Liz is played by Kara kling Rich
Speaker 9: is played by Kurt Brunneller, Victor is played by Ross Bryant.
Speaker 9: Marcia is played by Madison Shepherd. Arnold is played by
Speaker 9: James Adomian. Nia is played by Keisha Zohler, Shilah is
Speaker 9: played by Suba Argowall, and Darry is played by Jared
Speaker 9: Logan Bye