Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and
Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Hey, buddy, Dan,
Speaker 1: how are you buddy? From good Good? Everything's good? Uh?
Speaker 1: What I said? Okay, you hear me? Yeah? I got you? Uh,
Speaker 1: Hey doing good good. You're on speaker phone again, just
Speaker 1: the same as last week. Okay, I'm trying to work. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: do I have to lean into the phone like I'm
Speaker 1: doing right now? Yeah, we can hear you all right,
Speaker 1: Like you don't have to lean down to talk into
Speaker 1: the phone. That's what I've been doing. It doesn't have
Speaker 1: to be up to your ear. Yeah, it's okay. I
Speaker 1: can hear you. Guys. Fine, I'm just I'm sure you
Speaker 1: can hear me. Yeah. You sound fun? Okay, Uh you
Speaker 1: came back to Earth last week? I lost two units,
Speaker 1: right Yeah, yeah, I'm just as I said, Dan, we're
Speaker 1: just floating around the twenty two weeks. Explode to thirty
Speaker 1: might be this week. Actually, it's probably gonna be this
Speaker 1: week Dylan plus four units from last week. So Dylan,
Speaker 1: pretty cocky. Yeah, I entered the stratosphere last week. Then,
Speaker 1: yeah you did. You're now minus eight and a half
Speaker 1: units on the season, and bad Larry is up plus
Speaker 1: twenty one units. Alrighto oh, do you know what? Let
Speaker 1: me blame Ray Ray and then this is easy, matth.
Speaker 1: You went to Sacred Heart, shouldn't you know what? What's
Speaker 1: the problem? Ah, yeah, that's my fault, Larry. I had
Speaker 1: you at twenty three, but I'll make sure you're at
Speaker 1: twenty two. Okay, alright, so well, alright, allegedly we'll clear
Speaker 1: that up. So Larry's at plus twenty two units on
Speaker 1: the air. Dylan went to the Army Navy game and
Speaker 1: he won that head to head matchup with you, larr. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I saw that. Uh you know, I'm happy for all
Speaker 1: those athletes that hard to root against you in one
Speaker 1: of them. I just thought Army was better, and yeah
Speaker 1: I still think they are, but okay, it was it
Speaker 1: was pretty easy to root against the Jerseys though, the
Speaker 1: Jersey selection for both teams. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: guys watched the game not a fan, um and you're
Speaker 1: you've done, will head to head versus Larry this year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's weird because based on both of
Speaker 1: our overall records, you would not think that. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think I've got you nine wins versus uh, six losses
Speaker 1: versus Larry. Right, yeah, maybe that's all. I came back
Speaker 1: a little on him. I mean, he was like up
Speaker 1: seven two or something early. We're coming back, that'll be.
Speaker 1: That'll be my way to Dan, don't worry. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: well let's get started. Then. Is there anything we want
Speaker 1: to recap from last week other than Army Navy? Well
Speaker 1: there's actually this wasn't those Larry's always complaining about something,
Speaker 1: So I don't know, I got something we can talk about.
Speaker 1: What go ahead? Okay? Um, so this obviously wasn't on
Speaker 1: the on the books here last week, but I actually
Speaker 1: and I want to parlay Dan. Obviously, I don't think
Speaker 1: I'm owing seven of them on them for this season here.
Speaker 1: If you didn't bet, then I don't want to hear
Speaker 1: about it. But it's true, it's real. But but but
Speaker 1: it doesn't count. It doesn't. But in my mind, I know,
Speaker 1: but the audience, can I tell them what it was? Okay?
Speaker 1: I did Navy money line and the olivera By submission.
Speaker 1: So that's right now we're dipping into UFC. I think
Speaker 1: when you're UFC point, I didn't even That's the one
Speaker 1: thing I didn't even check. Yeah I did, Yeah, I did.
Speaker 1: That was actually the only one that would seem kind
Speaker 1: of intelligent too. Okay, uh, let's uh, let's go to
Speaker 1: this week. Oh I have one more thing too. For
Speaker 1: last week. The Ravens absolutely unreal back to our cover halftime.
Speaker 1: You beat me on that, and I'm not even worried
Speaker 1: about that one. I'm watching the Bengals game, Bengals game, Dan,
Speaker 1: It's Bengals, not Bangals. Goals Bengals, and I'm getting a point,
Speaker 1: and you know they're ten minutes overtimes. Now we're in overtime.
Speaker 1: I used like eight and a half minutes of the
Speaker 1: overtime and kick a field goal. So I'm figuring in
Speaker 1: the next minute a half, maybe they come back and
Speaker 1: kick a field goal and tie the game. And like
Speaker 1: the Detroit Pittsburgh game a couple of weeks ago, ends
Speaker 1: in the tie, but this one, I'm getting a point,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna win. They're gonna score a touchdown on me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was a brutal touchdown too, like fifty something harder.
Speaker 1: I didn't see the touchdown because I was I was
Speaker 1: just following it on the bottom line on a you know,
Speaker 1: I was watching a different game and it was coming up.
Speaker 1: I saw like eight minutes and fifty seconds and I'm
Speaker 1: still up three in overtime. I figured that's gotta be
Speaker 1: a win. Fifty touchdown pass on me. Yeah, I forget
Speaker 1: to know, but it was a dramatic ending. All right,
Speaker 1: you got let's start with college football here. What do
Speaker 1: you got doing? So for college football this week? I
Speaker 1: gotta go Old Dominion two units plus nine and a
Speaker 1: half against Tulsa and then to one unit bets Toledo
Speaker 1: minus ten over Middle Tennessee and Army in Missoo under
Speaker 1: fifty eight and a half. The Army or the Service
Speaker 1: Academy unders have remained good to me, so I'm gonna
Speaker 1: rock with those Lola. Missouri scores uh thirty points per
Speaker 1: game and Army scores about thirty four points per game.
Speaker 1: You're taking Old Dominion. That's that's Larry's nemesis, Old Dominion,
Speaker 1: and they were good. They've been good to me as well, then,
Speaker 1: So I can't drop them. Okay, all right, bad Larry Gunny.
Speaker 1: College football then not many good college games these early
Speaker 1: bowls I don't get involved in. But I did take
Speaker 1: one that Louisiana Lafayette minus five against Marshall. Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't know why, just one unit though. That's the only
Speaker 1: college game. Okay. Uh, Louisian Lafayette good defensive team and
Speaker 1: they they just roughed up Liberty, and Liberty has got
Speaker 1: that great quarterback Malik Willis So Louisiana l Lafayette minus
Speaker 1: five versus Marshall NFL Dylan, Yes, I am doing a
Speaker 1: teaser this week, Dan, all of the Prime time dogs.
Speaker 1: I actually realized. I I parlayed all the Prime time
Speaker 1: dogs last week and it lost. Had I teased it, it
Speaker 1: it would have won. It's IM gonna try that this week.
Speaker 1: Ten point three team teaser Chargers plus thirteen, Saints plus
Speaker 1: twenty and a half and Bears plus thirteen and a half.
Speaker 1: That's for three for two unit game. Colts minus two
Speaker 1: and a half against the Patriots, the Patriots. Why do
Speaker 1: you do that? You don't do well against the Patriots.
Speaker 1: When you bet against the Patriots, you've you've lost every
Speaker 1: game and fun and which means I'm do oh my god,
Speaker 1: I know this is like the red tail is all
Speaker 1: this stuff, but they are super due for a loss.
Speaker 1: Um and then Texans money line against the Jaguars plus
Speaker 1: one fifty two units on that the Jaguars are a mess.
Speaker 1: This is this could go either way. They could come
Speaker 1: out and inspire. Now, but did you see where the
Speaker 1: line went? Like it? It improved for the jag They
Speaker 1: got like a point right that Urban Meyer getting fired
Speaker 1: actually Vegas. Yes, yes, if anything, I feel like they would.
Speaker 1: Also the team might rally around that too. Both teams
Speaker 1: are two and eleven this year. But of those two stinkers,
Speaker 1: I think the Texans are slightly less bad. They're they're
Speaker 1: the two worst offenses in the NFL. Yeah. Uh. And
Speaker 1: then a couple one unit games Chargers plus three tonight
Speaker 1: against the Chiefs. You love primetime dogs. I do. They've
Speaker 1: actually you've done well. They've faltered a little bit lately,
Speaker 1: but there's still I think he went to for two
Speaker 1: for three Les not sure if he's gonna play. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I have to not put too much though, I
Speaker 1: have to. No, you definitely don't put too much thought
Speaker 1: that's for sure. Okay, Okay, this one had some thought
Speaker 1: in it. Braiders are Raiders, Browns under thirty eight and
Speaker 1: a half. The Raiders stink, and the Browns have like
Speaker 1: three guys eligible to play. Raiders are don't have a
Speaker 1: good defense. They allow over twenty seven. Again, but the
Speaker 1: Browns don't have anyone who they can score with this
Speaker 1: but you may not have a coach and a quarterback
Speaker 1: other than that. Other than that. Um and then Bengals
Speaker 1: plus two and a half against the Broncos. Okay, and
Speaker 1: Saints money line against the buck Stand plus four hundred.
Speaker 1: I thought you would like that one. Yeah, the Saints,
Speaker 1: for some reason, it's usually the team that is worse
Speaker 1: or has the worst record wins this game. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: they've been in the Tom Brady era. They've given this
Speaker 1: Bucks fit I think right. Yeah, Brady hasn't beaten the
Speaker 1: Saints as a member of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. I'll
Speaker 1: take that. I like anything else, go back to UFC
Speaker 1: once more day, have you wait? Derrek lewis by ko
Speaker 1: slash t KO plus two hundred this Saturday. Not a
Speaker 1: very marquee card, but I figured may as well stick
Speaker 1: with it. While it's hot anything, but football has been
Speaker 1: good to me. Bad lair. Okay, I'm Dylan. Welcome aboard
Speaker 1: the teaser line. I like I like seeing you bet
Speaker 1: and teaser. Thank you, Larry Um. I have two three
Speaker 1: team teasers, both of them for three units. Cowboys minus
Speaker 1: a half, Dolphins plus one and a half, Bucks minus
Speaker 1: a half, Dolphins plus one. Okay, okay, that's fine, you're
Speaker 1: good with that. And then the second one is the
Speaker 1: Dolphins plus one, will change it Bucks minus a half
Speaker 1: and the Bills minus a half. So there are two
Speaker 1: three team teasers, both for three units. Don't you have
Speaker 1: trouble with the Bills when you put them in a teaser?
Speaker 1: I do, but that's why they're only in one this week.
Speaker 1: Right then? I have another three team teaser, just to
Speaker 1: get some action on tonight's game. Two units on this
Speaker 1: three team teaser over the Chiefs at forty one or
Speaker 1: forty one and a half, whatever it is, forty one
Speaker 1: the Cardinals minus three and a half. I got three,
Speaker 1: damn mad, I guess it is Christmas, and the standing
Speaker 1: on the forty Niners plus one and a half, you
Speaker 1: get one. I knew, I knew Christmas wasn't laughing over here,
Speaker 1: given to take it away? Okay, So that's a three
Speaker 1: team teaser for two units, and then I have three
Speaker 1: three and then Louisiana Lafia I's ever written down last.
Speaker 1: But that's a college game. So I have three one
Speaker 1: units straight bets. The Dolphins minus eight and a half,
Speaker 1: the Eagles minus four, and again the Chiefs over the
Speaker 1: I guess it's fifty one, the Chiefs over fifty one.
Speaker 1: You didn't do well on those numbers. I got Dolphins
Speaker 1: minus nine and a half, the Eagles minus seven, and
Speaker 1: the over under Chiefs Chargers fifty two and a half.
Speaker 1: Does that alter your bets? What was the what was
Speaker 1: the Chiefs? The over under is fifty two and a
Speaker 1: half um, but it would have to be fifty one,
Speaker 1: I think for the team because he has a forty
Speaker 1: one and the teaser. Mhm, Ray, what do you have here?
Speaker 1: So Larry you I sent you to the lines earlier today,
Speaker 1: so I didn't change them in your teaser, But do
Speaker 1: you want me to change them too? Overt two the
Speaker 1: half for the teaser as well? Yeah, you have to.
Speaker 1: I mean you have to change if you're gonna change one,
Speaker 1: and we got changing both. Okay, Okay, I'll change that.
Speaker 1: I just didn't know if you wanted to keep it
Speaker 1: or not. I'm gonna keep it all. I don't like
Speaker 1: that forty one and a half going forty two though,
Speaker 1: but I will keep you. Okay, So recapping the Dolphins
Speaker 1: minus nine and a half, you stand with that? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: but that that moves my Dolphins teaser bet than to
Speaker 1: just getting a half. But I don't really care. Todays
Speaker 1: have to win the game. Okay, Dolphins plus a half
Speaker 1: in my teasers. Okay, I got the Eagles minus seven
Speaker 1: versus Washington. Wowser, Um, I only have that as a
Speaker 1: one unit straight bat going from four to seven because
Speaker 1: actually it's actually wait, is that nine right now? In draftka?
Speaker 1: It must have just something must have happened. No, I
Speaker 1: got my oh you have on site right now. It's
Speaker 1: going up lair. If I better than four, I went
Speaker 1: to seven and then nine. That's the biggest moves I've
Speaker 1: ever seen. Throw out the Eagles one unit. Bett just
Speaker 1: something going on here that I don't know about yet. Okay,
Speaker 1: Chiefs chargers the over. You're still gonna stay with that?
Speaker 1: The Chief charges over tonight. Ye'll stay with that fifty
Speaker 1: two and a half. Fifty two and a half. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll stay with it all right. And then are you
Speaker 1: betting at James Madison or what do you what? Are
Speaker 1: you betting old dominion somebody? No, Louisiana Lafia minus five
Speaker 1: against Marshall. Okay, j M. You's not playing this week? Right? No?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Yeah, they're They're not till next week. Right.
Speaker 1: They beat Montana State, didn't they? All? Right? Over? They
Speaker 1: went under? Of course? No. I had I had him
Speaker 1: and I had him on the show. Okay, I just
Speaker 1: I said, okay, like, what do you what do you want?
Speaker 1: Around of applause? I'm yelling at it because I'm trying
Speaker 1: to make sure you hear me on the speaker. I
Speaker 1: can hear you. It is crystal clear. You don't have
Speaker 1: to yell. You don't have to get closer to your
Speaker 1: speaker phone. Okay, So Dan, I have just from my
Speaker 1: own thing. I have the Dolphins minus not and a
Speaker 1: half against the Jets and the Chiefs over fifty two
Speaker 1: and a half. Yea for the one unit straight best yeah, pros.
Speaker 1: And I had the Louisiana lafive yea perfect and I
Speaker 1: got my to three teen teasers for three units and
Speaker 1: the one three teen teaser for two units. Looking good, Lan,
Speaker 1: I'll see you thirty. Yeah you too. I actually, um,
Speaker 1: I pushed last week for the first time and like
Speaker 1: almost a hundred fifty bets. Okay, that's not as interesting.
Speaker 1: Why do you guys need acknowledgement here? That's like, I
Speaker 1: don't think that's worthy a pause. But no, it's an
Speaker 1: interesting little bit. But it took me that long to
Speaker 1: push once. Great, probably because I'm so sharp. Dylan, did
Speaker 1: you push your North Dakota State game? Okay? I wasn't sure.
Speaker 1: You know, Dan was gonna give you a half a
Speaker 1: point there or not? The conspiracy theories thinking, are you
Speaker 1: guys done? I'm gonna call Ray off on the side
Speaker 1: and get a couple of extra half points. So you're
Speaker 1: telling me that Washington Eagle game is now nine? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's at nine something. I don't know if something happened
Speaker 1: in the last hour, but it was. It definitely was
Speaker 1: seven before and then jumped two points. It was four
Speaker 1: to seven to nine. That's big. That's big. Alright, good
Speaker 1: luck guys, Thank you guys, You good luck yourself later.
Speaker 1: Ye