1 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:17,000 Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse 2 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:21,239 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on 3 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:25,560 Speaker 1: a Wednesday. It has been an eventful Wednesday. The first 4 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:29,240 Speaker 1: hour we tackled a bunch of cr stuff. The last hour, 5 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,520 Speaker 1: in case you missed it, I've been telling the story 6 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:34,519 Speaker 1: of the Philippine American War and I'm still not done yet. 7 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:37,559 Speaker 1: In fact, there's still some spicy stuff to go. As 8 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:40,839 Speaker 1: soon as I finished that, and maybe shortly, and it 9 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:43,479 Speaker 1: may not be shortly, I'm not quite sure. Yet, we'll 10 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:47,440 Speaker 1: dig into a little bit of this Liz Chaining nonsense. 11 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:51,440 Speaker 1: There's a dome. We're gonna have to laugh at dome. 12 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:54,000 Speaker 1: She gave a speech. In fact, that's definitely where I'm 13 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,560 Speaker 1: going when I'm done with history. But right back to 14 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:00,440 Speaker 1: our story. In case you're just now joining, Yes, I'm 15 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:03,320 Speaker 1: not going to recap everything for you. The Philippine American 16 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:06,760 Speaker 1: War is kicked off. We kicked the Spanish out of 17 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:10,920 Speaker 1: the Philippines. The Filipinos understandably thought that meant we were 18 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:14,479 Speaker 1: going to hand the place back to them. We decided, hey, 19 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,840 Speaker 1: we like it here, and so we bought it off 20 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:19,080 Speaker 1: of the Spanish as part of the Treaty of Paris. 21 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:26,040 Speaker 1: Now we're fighting. Shots rang out, Americans died, Filipinos have died, 22 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:30,480 Speaker 1: and as I said, finishing up last hour head to 23 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:35,600 Speaker 1: head confrontation against Americans is generally a bad idea. We 24 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:38,679 Speaker 1: not only have the wealth as a nation to equip 25 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:43,280 Speaker 1: our people better than others. We simply love firearms. I 26 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:46,600 Speaker 1: joined the Marines at nineteen. I'd been shooting guns for 27 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 1: a decade. And yes, while there were guys who joined 28 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,520 Speaker 1: who didn't have any familiarity with firearms. And they'll teach you. 29 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,240 Speaker 1: Remember if that's you and you're thinking about it, they'll 30 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,920 Speaker 1: teach you. They'll teach you everything you need to know. 31 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 1: Most for the most part, no one there had held them, 32 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,160 Speaker 1: use them, hunted, done things with them. Americans are good 33 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:07,160 Speaker 1: at fighting. We fought head to head with the Filipinos, 34 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:10,200 Speaker 1: and we beat the living crap out of them. So 35 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:14,240 Speaker 1: they did the only thing they could do. I'm going 36 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:16,560 Speaker 1: to I'll tell you, I'm probably going to offend everybody 37 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:19,320 Speaker 1: here and then I'm going to defend the Filipinos and 38 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:24,400 Speaker 1: I'm going to defend the Americans. History's complicated. War is complicated. 39 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:27,880 Speaker 1: Things are ugly not everything's black and white. Oh, evil Americans. 40 00:02:27,919 --> 00:02:30,080 Speaker 1: I'm sure that's what you've all been taught about the 41 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:34,720 Speaker 1: Philippine American War. We were winning, we were doing well. 42 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:39,840 Speaker 1: Back home, the winning part was chafing on people. It 43 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:45,800 Speaker 1: looked like we were beating up on poor people, on 44 00:02:45,919 --> 00:02:48,799 Speaker 1: people who couldn't fight back or couldn't fight back as well. 45 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:53,240 Speaker 1: We looked like we were now a colonial power, and 46 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:57,519 Speaker 1: some stories were starting to get printed in the press 47 00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:00,600 Speaker 1: that were not landing well with the American in public. 48 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:03,799 Speaker 1: I'm going to be very delicate with how I described 49 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:06,360 Speaker 1: this next thing, but I do want to bring it 50 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:10,359 Speaker 1: up because it is shockingly consistent in the stories I read. 51 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:17,200 Speaker 1: There were all kinds of temperance units, Christian temperance groups, 52 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:22,119 Speaker 1: i should say, and what they wanted was a righteous society, 53 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,760 Speaker 1: a more Christian society. And there were all kinds of 54 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,280 Speaker 1: women's groups and things like that that were pushing that stuff. 55 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:33,800 Speaker 1: And the stories started to filter back home that American 56 00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:44,400 Speaker 1: troops were acquiring some diseases, not tuberculosis here, not malaria, diseases. 57 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:47,040 Speaker 1: The kind of these diseases you acquire when you were 58 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:52,040 Speaker 1: not conducting yourself the way you should conduct yourself with 59 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 1: the opposite sexes. That sound good. There are children listening. 60 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:58,040 Speaker 1: I don't want to put it any differently than that. 61 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:01,560 Speaker 1: That stuff did not land well back home. It sounded 62 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:05,760 Speaker 1: like our boys were being corrupted. We were doing terrible things. Again, 63 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:09,320 Speaker 1: this war was getting more and more controversial. Back to 64 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:13,200 Speaker 1: the Philippines. The Philippines made the only decision. The Filipinos 65 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:17,600 Speaker 1: made the only decision they could. They abandoned conventional warfare 66 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:23,200 Speaker 1: tactics in the name of gorilla warfare tactics. We cannot 67 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:25,560 Speaker 1: fight these people head to head. We're not going to 68 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,840 Speaker 1: put a thousand of our troops up against a thousand 69 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 1: of theirs. We're just going to get slaughtered like we 70 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:33,160 Speaker 1: have been. We have to melt into the shadows. Now, 71 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:37,320 Speaker 1: let's discuss gerrilla warfare tactics, because these have been used many, many, 72 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:41,039 Speaker 1: many times throughout history against us by us, by others 73 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:46,640 Speaker 1: you name it, Indians, Vietcong, Americans have plenty of history 74 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:52,039 Speaker 1: fighting against this stuff. Gorilla tactics mean you don't have 75 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:56,760 Speaker 1: the power to fight conventionally, so you fight unconventionally. That's 76 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:59,120 Speaker 1: how you describe it. When you're the gorilla, you describe 77 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:03,680 Speaker 1: it as unconventioned and you do things like you rate 78 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:09,960 Speaker 1: a supply depot, you ambush a group of three soldiers 79 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:15,760 Speaker 1: when they're out maybe usually you do something horrific to 80 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:19,120 Speaker 1: those soldiers if you get your hands on them. This 81 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:24,440 Speaker 1: is very common in guerrilla warfare, gorilla warfare, because they're undermanned, 82 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:27,919 Speaker 1: they don't have the same equipment. They don't fight I 83 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:31,120 Speaker 1: hate even using this word, but you'll understand what I mean. 84 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:36,640 Speaker 1: They don't fight fair because they can't fight fair. If 85 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:41,520 Speaker 1: you are outmatched, you better not fight fair, so they don't. 86 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:48,279 Speaker 1: And it always works out this way. The gorilla guys 87 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:54,880 Speaker 1: will start doing really dirty things and then disappearing into 88 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:59,040 Speaker 1: the population. That's the nature of guerrilla warfare. You slip 89 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:02,640 Speaker 1: out at night, put on black pajamas, find an American soldier, 90 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:05,440 Speaker 1: kidnap him, skin him alive, hang him from a tree, 91 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:08,760 Speaker 1: and then you go back put on your farmer peasant uniform, 92 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:11,160 Speaker 1: and you're just out there in the fields the next day. 93 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:19,080 Speaker 1: Gorilla guys generally commit terrible atrocities, and almost always those 94 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:24,440 Speaker 1: atrocities lead to the bigger standing army getting angry about 95 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:28,920 Speaker 1: the lack of fairness and committing atrocities right back at 96 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:34,800 Speaker 1: them and the Philippine American War was no exception. If 97 00:06:34,839 --> 00:06:37,240 Speaker 1: you do any reading on it at all, all you 98 00:06:37,279 --> 00:06:40,480 Speaker 1: will read about are the atrocities we committed against them, 99 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,680 Speaker 1: because virtually all of our history in this country is 100 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:47,080 Speaker 1: written to make America look bad. However, there were plenty 101 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:50,240 Speaker 1: of atrocities to go around. We committed them, and they 102 00:06:50,279 --> 00:06:53,159 Speaker 1: committed them. When they would get their hands on American troops. 103 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:56,480 Speaker 1: I've told you before, they'd kill our guys with ants. 104 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:59,760 Speaker 1: They would bury our guys alive. If they chose to 105 00:06:59,839 --> 00:07:02,680 Speaker 1: kill keep you alive and keep you captive, they would 106 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:06,440 Speaker 1: oftentimes start chopping off your body parts. They would chop 107 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:09,840 Speaker 1: off your ears, chop off your nose. Imagine having your 108 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:14,679 Speaker 1: buddy kidnapped, taken prisoner. Maybe you miraculously get him back 109 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:17,400 Speaker 1: and he shows up in your camp and his nose 110 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:20,200 Speaker 1: in his ears have been chopped off, and that's how 111 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:23,520 Speaker 1: he has to sail back home to mom. Imagine finding 112 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:28,320 Speaker 1: your buddy having been buried alive. It creates anger and hatred. 113 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:33,400 Speaker 1: Guerrilla warfares always end up in deep, deep, deep hatred. 114 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:37,680 Speaker 1: We began waterboarding them. It was called water torture. The 115 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:39,800 Speaker 1: water method. It was called a bunch of different things. 116 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:42,840 Speaker 1: It was essentially just waterboarding. We were waterboarding them. We 117 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:47,880 Speaker 1: were torching, too, beating them. There were allegations of rape, 118 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:52,680 Speaker 1: of all kinds of things. It was a horrible, horrible affair. 119 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:58,880 Speaker 1: Now that leads us to a place I mentioned it 120 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:03,520 Speaker 1: in the very beginning, call the ball Giga balllengiga. If 121 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,880 Speaker 1: you're yelling at me about how I pronounced that, there's 122 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:09,120 Speaker 1: nothing in the world more difficult to pronounce than Filipino names. 123 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:13,000 Speaker 1: It's very difficult. Just it's a hard language. Balllengiga, although 124 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,760 Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that's Spanish and ayabla. Ballanngigo was a 125 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,480 Speaker 1: place where our troops were quartered, some of them, some 126 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:23,320 Speaker 1: of them not Maddy's forty. Some our troops got up 127 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:27,240 Speaker 1: one morning and there were all kinds of Filipino workers 128 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:30,480 Speaker 1: who were in the camp. Sometimes they were forced to work. 129 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:32,319 Speaker 1: I want to make sure everyone's clear about that. So 130 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:34,920 Speaker 1: we were forcing them to work. We'd go into a 131 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,440 Speaker 1: village after one of our guys got killed, kill a 132 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:39,440 Speaker 1: bunch of people, grab a bunch of others. You're going 133 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:41,280 Speaker 1: to work the fields. Now. Either way, there's a bunch 134 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:45,080 Speaker 1: of Filipinos in this camp of ours. Our guys are sleepy, 135 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:47,640 Speaker 1: it's the morning time. They're walking over to get breakfast, 136 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:53,880 Speaker 1: and bong bong the church bells go off and an 137 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:57,320 Speaker 1: ambush was set up ahead of time, obviously, and a 138 00:08:57,360 --> 00:09:00,920 Speaker 1: bunch of Filipinos came pouring out of the church with 139 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:06,760 Speaker 1: maget days and knives, all kinds of bladed weapons, and 140 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:12,319 Speaker 1: our guys are slaughtered. They lost guys too. We lost 141 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:15,480 Speaker 1: guys too, but we lost the most. Our guys were unarmed, 142 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,640 Speaker 1: fighting with pots and pans. There are stories of our 143 00:09:19,679 --> 00:09:23,320 Speaker 1: guys fighting with rocks. It was. It had to be 144 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:26,920 Speaker 1: something straight out of a horror movie. Imagine walking to 145 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:30,000 Speaker 1: breakfast and soon you're in a knife fight and you've 146 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,000 Speaker 1: got a pot in your hand. That's how it was. 147 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:39,680 Speaker 1: And you can imagine how well that landed. The Marine 148 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:46,079 Speaker 1: General on the ground issued in order kill every male 149 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:54,480 Speaker 1: over the age of ten, and we began slaughtering the Filipinos. Well, 150 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:59,320 Speaker 1: a war that was unpopular back home before gets a 151 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:01,960 Speaker 1: whole lot less less popular when you wake up and 152 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,720 Speaker 1: find of a bunch of American troops hacked to death 153 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:09,040 Speaker 1: and a bunch of Filipinos getting murdered in response to it. 154 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:12,600 Speaker 1: And I will wrap this up in just a moment, 155 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:15,040 Speaker 1: and then we'll go back and talk about some politics. 156 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:18,800 Speaker 1: How's that sound. Before we do that, let's talk about 157 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:23,000 Speaker 1: Pure Talk, the greatest cell phone company out there, because 158 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:26,640 Speaker 1: it's the patriotic one. It's so hard to find any 159 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:30,959 Speaker 1: genuine patriotism in the corporate world today. All these corporate 160 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:34,840 Speaker 1: types they come up through this anti American education system 161 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,400 Speaker 1: and they get there and they take your money and 162 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:40,280 Speaker 1: they use it against your culture, your values. Can't turn 163 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:42,960 Speaker 1: on the TV anymore without a rainbow flag hitting you 164 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:46,320 Speaker 1: in the face. Pure Talk doesn't do any of that garbage. 165 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:50,400 Speaker 1: Pure Talk is a purely patriotic company. They love this place, 166 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:53,160 Speaker 1: They love our veterans. They care for our veterans. When 167 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:55,960 Speaker 1: Pure Talk gives back, they're getting veterans back on their 168 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,960 Speaker 1: feet back into the world. 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It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Sidetracking 179 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:45,040 Speaker 1: the entire show tonight to talk about history, which I 180 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:47,320 Speaker 1: will try to wrap up this segment. We'll get back 181 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:50,800 Speaker 1: and finish up some politics, maybe some emails talking about 182 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:54,040 Speaker 1: the Philippine American War. If you would like to email 183 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:57,000 Speaker 1: the show, love hate, death threats, You're welcome to do so. 184 00:11:57,360 --> 00:12:00,840 Speaker 1: Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. You can leave us 185 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:04,720 Speaker 1: a voicemail eight seven seven three seven seven four three 186 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:09,400 Speaker 1: seven three. Now we have the Baal Giga massacre. Remember 187 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:13,439 Speaker 1: I told you the church bells were what signaled the 188 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:17,520 Speaker 1: Filipinos to attack. There were three of those bells. We 189 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:21,200 Speaker 1: seize those bells afterwards, then we began killing people, a 190 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:27,360 Speaker 1: lot of them. Now back home, the war is supremely unpopular. 191 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:31,080 Speaker 1: It's crazy how many people haven't really heard about this 192 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:34,600 Speaker 1: war at all. You realize roughly the same number of 193 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:38,800 Speaker 1: American troops died in the Philippine American War who died 194 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:42,800 Speaker 1: in Iraq four thousand. That's how big this thing was. 195 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:44,800 Speaker 1: Think about Iraq. That's how big this thing was. And 196 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,760 Speaker 1: we're talking about a period of about four years. It 197 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:50,960 Speaker 1: was ugly. The generals who were over there killing people 198 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:54,520 Speaker 1: were called back home. They were court martialed. Again. This 199 00:12:54,600 --> 00:13:01,120 Speaker 1: was not well received. Emilio Aginaldo, the rebel leader, he 200 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:08,959 Speaker 1: eventually gets into our possession. America decided it doesn't quite 201 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:13,760 Speaker 1: have the stomach for conquest. We don't want our guys 202 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,360 Speaker 1: to die. We don't want to be seen as killing others. 203 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:20,200 Speaker 1: It's just not who we are. And we send over 204 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:23,880 Speaker 1: a man, a large man by the name of William 205 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:28,360 Speaker 1: Howard Taft. William Howard Taft did not want to go 206 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:31,720 Speaker 1: over there and conquer a bunch of Filipinos. He didn't 207 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:34,959 Speaker 1: want to slaughter a bunch of people, and he began 208 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:40,559 Speaker 1: the process. We called it at the time, benevolent assimilation. 209 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:47,240 Speaker 1: We were building schools, we were trying something new around 210 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:50,080 Speaker 1: this time. Remember McKinley got killed. McKinley was that an 211 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:53,120 Speaker 1: American president got assassinated by an anarchist. They tend to 212 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:58,480 Speaker 1: do that kind of a thing. After we changed tactics 213 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:02,600 Speaker 1: and after we won the combat portion of it, and 214 00:14:02,679 --> 00:14:06,840 Speaker 1: remember this was a long, long, long, drawn out, nasty 215 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:10,560 Speaker 1: guerrilla war. Different islands. I already told you there's several 216 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:14,480 Speaker 1: different islands. It was an ugly affair. Teddy Roosevelt takes 217 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:20,200 Speaker 1: over as president. We've tried something new, benevolent assimilation. The 218 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:24,120 Speaker 1: Filipinos decide in the end, that's a happy, happy ending. 219 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,840 Speaker 1: See this's the ugly, ugly story of but it has 220 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:28,640 Speaker 1: a happy ending. The Filipinos decide, we are done. We 221 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:33,120 Speaker 1: give up, We're turning ourselves in. We're done with this rebellion. 222 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,360 Speaker 1: But you should feel proud of yourself. Maybe you're not 223 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,920 Speaker 1: thrilled about this portion of American history, you could at 224 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,320 Speaker 1: least be happy about this portion of it. When they 225 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,680 Speaker 1: did that, we decided we were going to do things 226 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:50,080 Speaker 1: radically different, and up until the start of World War two, well, 227 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:51,920 Speaker 1: I'll put it this way, by the start of World 228 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,760 Speaker 1: War two, when the Japanese invaded and ran us out 229 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,080 Speaker 1: of the Philippines and those poor people were put under 230 00:14:57,120 --> 00:15:03,440 Speaker 1: it again, we got along famously by then. That's how 231 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:09,000 Speaker 1: much we changed the trajectory of our relationship in the Philippines. 232 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:13,440 Speaker 1: We did it a completely different way, and obviously it 233 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:17,280 Speaker 1: wasn't perfect, but allowing them govern themselves. Let's make this 234 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:23,240 Speaker 1: a place of American Filipino partnership, American Filipino business. In fact, 235 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:27,520 Speaker 1: so many of MacArthur's troops on that Baton Peninsula before 236 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:31,320 Speaker 1: the Baton Death March. There were so many Filipino troops there. 237 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:35,680 Speaker 1: Why because we were training up in equipping the Filipino Army. 238 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:38,800 Speaker 1: In a matter of forty years, give or take, we 239 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:42,240 Speaker 1: had gone from slaughtering each other in the jungles to 240 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:46,680 Speaker 1: working closely hand in hand us building up their economy, 241 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:50,600 Speaker 1: them partnering with us. We had major gm we had 242 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:54,960 Speaker 1: the movie theaters, very modern. Manila was supposed to be 243 00:15:55,480 --> 00:16:00,200 Speaker 1: gorgeous by the time World War II rull around, It 244 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:02,480 Speaker 1: wasn't that gorgeous by the time the Japanese were done 245 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:04,680 Speaker 1: with it, and we kind of helped a lot out 246 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,160 Speaker 1: with that. We had to root them out of there, 247 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,440 Speaker 1: so we kind of had to burn most of the 248 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:11,560 Speaker 1: place down. But before World War Two, we in the 249 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:16,080 Speaker 1: Filipinos got along incredibly well. It ended up being a 250 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:19,760 Speaker 1: wonderful relationship. I won't say it last to this day, 251 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,760 Speaker 1: but it kind of does. Relations are always tense, but 252 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:26,200 Speaker 1: kind of to this day. And remember those church bells. 253 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:28,600 Speaker 1: I told you it's kind of a cool little tidbit here. 254 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:32,280 Speaker 1: After those church bells rang out and they massacred us 255 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:36,720 Speaker 1: with macheties and things like that, we took them. They 256 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:39,640 Speaker 1: remained in our possession, possession of the US Army, I believe, 257 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,920 Speaker 1: I remember right, had a couple of them spread out 258 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:46,400 Speaker 1: all over the place, and they began to chafe against that, 259 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:49,120 Speaker 1: wanting them back. You know, let's complete the reconciliation. Run 260 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:52,040 Speaker 1: on back. Those are our church bells. Just a few 261 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:56,400 Speaker 1: years ago, in two thousand and eighteen, the United States 262 00:16:56,440 --> 00:17:02,680 Speaker 1: of America finally returned the balance giga bells to the Philippines. 263 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:07,320 Speaker 1: The Filipinos have their bells back, and we have completed 264 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:11,840 Speaker 1: the circle. And that is a very very brief, believe 265 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,360 Speaker 1: it or not, even though it took me an hour 266 00:17:13,359 --> 00:17:16,760 Speaker 1: and a half. That is a very very brief version 267 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:21,679 Speaker 1: of the American Philippine War, the Philippine American War, the 268 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:27,280 Speaker 1: Philippine Insurrection. It's called a bunch of different things. You're 269 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,919 Speaker 1: gonna have to do your own reading on it if 270 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,920 Speaker 1: you would like to know more. There's a bunch more 271 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:34,160 Speaker 1: to it. Again. It's guerrilla warfare. It's ugly. It's atrocities. 272 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,520 Speaker 1: It's one of the ones that I enjoyed the least. 273 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:41,600 Speaker 1: I've enjoyed learning about it the least. Now I've been 274 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,360 Speaker 1: reading and learning about it for a while. But it's 275 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,960 Speaker 1: just an ugly, ugly period of time and there aren't 276 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,920 Speaker 1: a lot of people who come out of it looking great. 277 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:52,280 Speaker 1: And one of the reasons I despise it so much 278 00:17:52,359 --> 00:17:58,200 Speaker 1: is it's virtually impossible to find any source on it 279 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:03,680 Speaker 1: that doesn't just describe as complete unhinged barbarians the whole time. 280 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:07,200 Speaker 1: And it's probably not the best period of time for America, 281 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,919 Speaker 1: if I'm being totally frank. Yeah, Chris, I winced a 282 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:12,520 Speaker 1: little bit too, and I was going through it. We're 283 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,320 Speaker 1: not the demons they make us out to be, but 284 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:18,160 Speaker 1: not our finest hour either way. That's the Philippine America War. 285 00:18:18,359 --> 00:18:20,320 Speaker 1: Let's go back to politics and make fun of Kamala 286 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,280 Speaker 1: Harris for a little while. That's always a good time. 287 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:25,560 Speaker 1: Before we do that, let's save a life that was 288 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,600 Speaker 1: a lot of ugliness and death with the ears getting 289 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,080 Speaker 1: chopped off and stuff. Well, that happens to babies every 290 00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:33,840 Speaker 1: single day in this country. Every single day. Babies are 291 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:36,840 Speaker 1: massacred in the United States of America, lots of them. 292 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:41,560 Speaker 1: Do you know that you and Preborn saved two hundred 293 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:45,920 Speaker 1: of them a day? Two hundred babies a day are 294 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,840 Speaker 1: saved with Preborn's clinics. How do they do this Well, 295 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:53,040 Speaker 1: they find these young women who were about to kill 296 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:56,600 Speaker 1: their baby, and they give them the gift of ultrasound 297 00:18:56,680 --> 00:19:00,600 Speaker 1: for free, no charge to the woman, and they support 298 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,439 Speaker 1: her after. If she needs help, she needs diapers, if 299 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:06,760 Speaker 1: she needs substance abuse, if she has to get away 300 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:09,760 Speaker 1: from an abusive spouse. Preborn's there up to two years 301 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:15,280 Speaker 1: of care. Now that is saving lives, changing lives. People 302 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,560 Speaker 1: walk the planet today because of what you and Preborn 303 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,359 Speaker 1: have done. And it's tax deductible. It's the end of 304 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:23,080 Speaker 1: the year. How about saving a life and writing it 305 00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:28,760 Speaker 1: off on your taxes. Preborn dot com slash Jesse twenty 306 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,040 Speaker 1: eight bucks saves a life, Give as much as you can. 307 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:36,720 Speaker 1: Preborn dot com slash Jesse sponsored by Preborn We'll be back. 308 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:43,800 Speaker 1: Is he smarter than everyone who knows? Does he think so? Yeah? 309 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:50,440 Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show, It is The Jesse Kelly Show 310 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:54,040 Speaker 1: on a Wednesday. I can't imagine anyone's stuck around for 311 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:58,359 Speaker 1: that entire thing, but I enjoyed myself immensely. Remember if 312 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,400 Speaker 1: you missed any part of the show, the pul as 313 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,560 Speaker 1: to the first hour, or the history of the rest 314 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:06,640 Speaker 1: of it, go download the whole thing. iHeart Spotify iTunes. 315 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,879 Speaker 1: Jewish producer Chris told me he's gonna separate out that 316 00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:13,520 Speaker 1: history part into a separate thing at some point. Don't 317 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,720 Speaker 1: It's not gonna be done tonight. I'm not putting pressure 318 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:18,040 Speaker 1: on you, Chris. Okay, it's fine. Sorry, you might have 319 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,720 Speaker 1: to work more than three hours a day anyway, at 320 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,320 Speaker 1: some point in time that will be done for you. 321 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:30,800 Speaker 1: Absolute history freaks. Now, Kamala Harris, she's back. She's starting 322 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,400 Speaker 1: to stick her head up again. You're starting to hear 323 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:39,200 Speaker 1: quotes about she wants to run again. She's not going away. 324 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:42,479 Speaker 1: We're starting to hear things floated out there, and that's 325 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,159 Speaker 1: exactly what they do. They get their people in the 326 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,120 Speaker 1: media and they float these little trial balloons. Maybe I'll 327 00:20:47,119 --> 00:20:50,520 Speaker 1: be governor of California, maybe I'll run for president again. 328 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:57,320 Speaker 1: And so we are so blessed, so blessed, because now 329 00:20:57,359 --> 00:21:01,879 Speaker 1: you know what that means, means we get more dome 330 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:06,040 Speaker 1: sound bites. Maybe you thought, just because Trump crushed her 331 00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:08,440 Speaker 1: like a grape in the election, that we were never 332 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:11,840 Speaker 1: gonna hear from her again. Does she seem like somebody 333 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:16,920 Speaker 1: capable of closing her mouth? No, she's not. So she's 334 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:21,560 Speaker 1: giving speeches. And you know, there's something about growing as 335 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,280 Speaker 1: a human being. I want you to listen to this. 336 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:31,520 Speaker 2: While our ideals are under assault, and now this fight 337 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:39,840 Speaker 2: to keep the light of America's promise and to ensure 338 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:47,840 Speaker 2: it burns bright. Well, this fight now, it continues with you. 339 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:54,560 Speaker 2: You are its heirs, we are its airs. 340 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,920 Speaker 1: Just hang on that for a moment. I'm gonna play 341 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:00,800 Speaker 1: one more here. 342 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:05,400 Speaker 2: And I ask you to remember the context in which 343 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:09,280 Speaker 2: you exist. Yeah, I did that. 344 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:21,159 Speaker 1: Have you ever complained about rich kids, rich kids, rich 345 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:24,920 Speaker 1: kids who grow up rich? A figures rich kid? Why 346 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,439 Speaker 1: is that a stereotype? Rich kids? Ah, he's useless, he's 347 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:33,560 Speaker 1: an idiot, he's a rich kid. Or dumb blondes. Yep h, 348 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:37,280 Speaker 1: that's another dumb blonde. Some some hot blonde chick. What 349 00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:40,000 Speaker 1: a dumb blonde? You ever done that? Well? Why do 350 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:44,359 Speaker 1: those stereotypes exist? Because there's some truth to them. Most 351 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:48,600 Speaker 1: stereotypes have some truth in them. That's why they make 352 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,119 Speaker 1: us uncomfortable. But that's why they got started, right. They 353 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:54,879 Speaker 1: don't come out of thin air. They come from somewhere. 354 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,920 Speaker 1: Why is a dumb blonde or a rich kid. Why 355 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,960 Speaker 1: are they thought of as dumb or less capable or 356 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:06,360 Speaker 1: because they can be It's not that women who are 357 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:10,520 Speaker 1: hot are dumb. It's that they get to a point 358 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,480 Speaker 1: in their life and there is no privilege in the 359 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:17,919 Speaker 1: world that supersedes hot chick privilege. If you were an 360 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:21,520 Speaker 1: attractive woman, doors simply opened for you because, well, for 361 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:24,879 Speaker 1: obvious reasons, everyone wants to be around you. If you 362 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:27,480 Speaker 1: are a rich kid, daddy gave you a Lamborghini for 363 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:30,520 Speaker 1: your sixteenth birthday. You grew up with servants and mansions 364 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:34,200 Speaker 1: and things like that. You had everything handed to you. 365 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:39,240 Speaker 1: You just kind of stop advancing, and you end up 366 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:44,280 Speaker 1: halting wherever you were in life when you started getting 367 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:48,959 Speaker 1: handed things. That hot dumb blonde she was not always 368 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:52,399 Speaker 1: that way. As soon as she got old enough to 369 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:55,359 Speaker 1: not have to actually do anything to get invited to 370 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:59,320 Speaker 1: that wonderful boat party, well she stopped developing any kind 371 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:02,320 Speaker 1: of a personality. He stopped reading books. The rich kid 372 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:06,159 Speaker 1: he didn't have to develop a work ethic. You know 373 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,440 Speaker 1: why Kamala Harris sounds like this. 374 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:15,240 Speaker 2: Well, our ideals are under assault, and now this fight 375 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:22,879 Speaker 2: to keep the light of America's promise I got. 376 00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:26,000 Speaker 1: You know why she sounds like a sixteen year old 377 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:30,240 Speaker 1: girl trying to sound profound, because that's what she is. 378 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:38,040 Speaker 1: Because she came up in the California political system where 379 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,520 Speaker 1: a you must be a Democrat to even walk in 380 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:46,199 Speaker 1: the door and hope to achieve major statewide success, you 381 00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:48,480 Speaker 1: have to be a Democrat. Well she checked that box. 382 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,439 Speaker 1: Remember her father as a communist and a professor. But 383 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:54,640 Speaker 1: I repeat myself. So she came up in that California 384 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:57,560 Speaker 1: system where you have to be a Democrat. Box checked. 385 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,199 Speaker 1: But see that's just to get in the door. After that, 386 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:08,000 Speaker 1: you have to go through some serious, some rigor. You're 387 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,520 Speaker 1: gonna have to work hard. You're gonna have to chup 388 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:14,160 Speaker 1: and hack your way up through the Democrat system unless 389 00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:23,240 Speaker 1: unless you're black and a woman. You see, Kamala Harris 390 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:27,400 Speaker 1: came up in a Democrat state where being a Democrat 391 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:33,760 Speaker 1: black woman meant that she didn't ever have to become 392 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:38,800 Speaker 1: anything else. That was always enough. So there was never 393 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:42,439 Speaker 1: any fascination with the world or philosophy or how the 394 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:45,719 Speaker 1: world works. There was never this requirement to bust your 395 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:48,879 Speaker 1: butt at this job and earn your way to this job. 396 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:52,480 Speaker 1: Because she never had to earn anything. She had to 397 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,639 Speaker 1: show up and say, I'm a democrat, I'm a woman, 398 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:59,240 Speaker 1: and I'm black, and the media will not interrogate you. 399 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,480 Speaker 1: They're not gonna Harry Partner your life. You can't do 400 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:05,040 Speaker 1: that to a Saint Lee black woman. It's similar to 401 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,240 Speaker 1: you know what. Lebron James is actually a good example 402 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,959 Speaker 1: of this, that basketball player Lebron James. You know how 403 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,639 Speaker 1: he's such a moron and always sounds like such a moron, 404 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,640 Speaker 1: and he gets made fun of all the time because 405 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,639 Speaker 1: he has always pictured reading these books only it's always 406 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,760 Speaker 1: open to the first page. It's very clear he's never 407 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,280 Speaker 1: read anything and always just an idiot. But why is 408 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:25,200 Speaker 1: he an idiot? Because he's six ' eight and two 409 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:28,280 Speaker 1: hundred and seventy pounds and he runs like a gazelle 410 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,879 Speaker 1: and he's so great at basketball. He's never had to 411 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,480 Speaker 1: get to page two in the book. You never had 412 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:36,159 Speaker 1: to get to page two. So he's a moron. It 413 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,879 Speaker 1: will always be a moron. He's I don't know how 414 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,760 Speaker 1: old he is. I guess he's forty. I'm guess I'm 415 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:44,880 Speaker 1: probably close to forty. He's forty going on fifteen. Kamala 416 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:50,320 Speaker 1: Harris is sixty years old, about to be seventeen, And 417 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,879 Speaker 1: the next year after that she'll be about to be seventeen. 418 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,960 Speaker 1: And the next year after that, she'll be about to 419 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,160 Speaker 1: be seventeen, and the year after that, and the year 420 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,879 Speaker 1: after that, and the year after that and the year 421 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,000 Speaker 1: after that. That's she talks like that. 422 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:05,720 Speaker 2: And I ask you to remember the context in which 423 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:06,320 Speaker 2: you exist. 424 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:11,840 Speaker 1: What did that even mean? What an idiot? But then 425 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:14,760 Speaker 1: we could have had her as president. Oh, I should 426 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:19,040 Speaker 1: keep you updated on something. You know how I told you. 427 00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:23,840 Speaker 1: Bob gave me the ultimatum about the rats. Got to 428 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:26,439 Speaker 1: get the rats out forty eight hours. I'm calling past control. 429 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:32,080 Speaker 1: Oh I got a rat. Not only did I get 430 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:38,640 Speaker 1: a rat, the rat noises at night have stopped now, granted, 431 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,840 Speaker 1: Obs seems to be chafing. Bob sent me a text 432 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,760 Speaker 1: last night. She said, this is a direct quote. I'm 433 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,840 Speaker 1: reading this off my phone quote. I haven't heard the 434 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,160 Speaker 1: rats yet tonight. This is after I already killed one 435 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:51,160 Speaker 1: with one of my traps. I texted her right back, 436 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:55,320 Speaker 1: they're too afraid of me now, and she texted back 437 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,480 Speaker 1: she rolled her eyes and said, just forget. I said anything, 438 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,159 Speaker 1: And I texted her right back and I said, I 439 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:05,679 Speaker 1: won't forget, and neither will they. The rats are on 440 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:08,440 Speaker 1: the run now. They're not defeated yet. I heard some scratching. 441 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,119 Speaker 1: I'll be honest, I heard some scratching. They're still up there. 442 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,360 Speaker 1: But it's not just that I have a trap up. 443 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,280 Speaker 1: You didn't think Craven the Hunter was going to settle 444 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:21,680 Speaker 1: for one trap or one method I have. As I mentioned, 445 00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:29,320 Speaker 1: I have new traps. They're absolutely horrifying. I have them 446 00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:32,800 Speaker 1: set up everywhere. In fact, to be honest with you, 447 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:38,000 Speaker 1: I'm a little bit worried that I'm going to step 448 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,120 Speaker 1: on one or grab one because I have so many 449 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,840 Speaker 1: around the house and these traps. I'm pretty sure it 450 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:46,360 Speaker 1: can break a finger. But that's a small price to 451 00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:49,120 Speaker 1: pay when you're a hunter. When you're a hunter trapper 452 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:52,880 Speaker 1: as I am, you can't fret about a broken finger 453 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,320 Speaker 1: or a mangled toe. The rats are on the run. 454 00:28:57,280 --> 00:29:00,640 Speaker 1: Craven has done it. I want to thank you for 455 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:04,080 Speaker 1: the faith you put in me. I never doubted me. 456 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,239 Speaker 1: I know you never doubted me. I feel like there 457 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:10,440 Speaker 1: was some doubt from ob but obviously that is gone now. 458 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:15,440 Speaker 1: The rats not defeated yet, but they're routing now and 459 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,760 Speaker 1: now I'll run them down like grass and make an 460 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:23,560 Speaker 1: example of them. What Chris anyway, I know the home 461 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,520 Speaker 1: home is still going to be worth a lot because 462 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:30,959 Speaker 1: it's a home. Homes retain their value. Real estate retains 463 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,440 Speaker 1: its value. That's why you should get a hold of 464 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,240 Speaker 1: Done for You real estate. They won't get you a 465 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:38,720 Speaker 1: house with rats. They vet their house that they find 466 00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,600 Speaker 1: the best properties in the best cities, best markets for you. 467 00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:45,000 Speaker 1: They handle the financing, they handle the closing process, they 468 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,840 Speaker 1: handle the rental process. I'm talking about generating tax free income, 469 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:54,120 Speaker 1: consistent tax free income. We're talking about stuff you can 470 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:56,760 Speaker 1: retire on one day and pass along to your kids. 471 00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,480 Speaker 1: Done for You real estate is so normal people can 472 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:02,880 Speaker 1: begin in investing in real estate. Go find out what 473 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:07,480 Speaker 1: they can do for you. They have changed lives. Go 474 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:11,760 Speaker 1: to Done for You Jesse dot Com. Done for You, 475 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:17,160 Speaker 1: Jesse dot Com. We'll be back. You're listening to the oracle. 476 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:21,040 Speaker 1: You love this one. It's a scream baby. The Jesse 477 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:25,920 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment 478 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:29,840 Speaker 1: of the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. I'll be 479 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:33,440 Speaker 1: back tomorrow. You could email the show Jesse at Jesse 480 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:36,960 Speaker 1: kellyshow dot com. You can leave us a voicemail eight 481 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:40,840 Speaker 1: seven seven three seven seven four three seven three. Did 482 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,040 Speaker 1: you hear may orcus Well? This is comforting. 483 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:47,959 Speaker 3: China has in fact a hacked into our telecommunications providers, 484 00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:52,640 Speaker 3: some of them, and the extent of it is quite serious. 485 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:53,400 Speaker 1: Uh. 486 00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:56,400 Speaker 3: And I should say that in response to that, we 487 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:59,480 Speaker 3: have taken action. We in the federal government. 488 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,880 Speaker 1: Has wait wait till you hear the action. 489 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:05,600 Speaker 3: I have stood up a unified coordination group, a multi 490 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:11,400 Speaker 3: agency response to this hack. Just today, our Cybersecurity and 491 00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:17,400 Speaker 3: Infrastructure Security Agency published Mobile communications best practices that everyone 492 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:22,240 Speaker 3: should read, especially people in positions of responsibility in the 493 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:23,480 Speaker 3: United States government. 494 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:28,120 Speaker 1: It's a very we published in response to them hacking 495 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:32,720 Speaker 1: our telecommunications. We sent out a memo with best practices. 496 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:37,120 Speaker 1: We heard so much trouble we are in. We are 497 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:41,920 Speaker 1: in a lot of very serious trouble. Jesse. I'm a 498 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:45,000 Speaker 1: deputy sheriff. I enjoyed listening to your podcast while I'm 499 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,240 Speaker 1: at work. Being the wordsmith and a world famous author 500 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:51,920 Speaker 1: like yourself, Why can't you say the word across? You 501 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:54,720 Speaker 1: say it across with a T. I would have thought 502 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,520 Speaker 1: your radio coach would have corrected that by now. I 503 00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:00,840 Speaker 1: brought the receipts, and actually he listed every single day 504 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,800 Speaker 1: in the exact moment in the show when I said that, 505 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:07,040 Speaker 1: he said, if you aren't sure what across is, ask Chris, 506 00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:16,080 Speaker 1: he knows one. That's hilarious. Two. Look, I'm uneducated and stupid. 507 00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:20,160 Speaker 1: I don't say a bunch of words, right, I don't 508 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,600 Speaker 1: even know a bunch of words. I got a zero 509 00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:27,480 Speaker 1: point zero grade point average my first semester of college. 510 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:31,520 Speaker 1: I shouldn't even be here. I have no room being 511 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:36,520 Speaker 1: here whatsoever. So if you're expecting some sort of lofty, 512 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:41,280 Speaker 1: heady radio with gigantic words, I just discovered litigious a 513 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:44,120 Speaker 1: while ago, and I've been using that one every single 514 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,640 Speaker 1: day as often as humanly possible. And you know, speaking 515 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,959 Speaker 1: of sounding smart, that's all you really need is one 516 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:53,200 Speaker 1: or two words. Kids, Remember this, You don't actually have 517 00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:58,160 Speaker 1: to be smart and well read. Learn one or two 518 00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:03,000 Speaker 1: big words and use those all the time, and people 519 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:06,640 Speaker 1: will think you're well read. That's one hack. Here's another hack. 520 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,760 Speaker 1: I do this all the time, and considering I keep 521 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,000 Speaker 1: running into you when I'm in the airport, maybe you'll 522 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:17,560 Speaker 1: notice this from now on. Always, always, when you travel, 523 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,640 Speaker 1: bring a book. Are you going to read it? Don't 524 00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:25,280 Speaker 1: roll your eyes, Chris, Are you going to read it? No, Chris, 525 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,160 Speaker 1: you're not gonna read. You're gonna play on your phone 526 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:31,560 Speaker 1: the whole time. But when people see you with a book, 527 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:37,360 Speaker 1: they automatically assume you're smarter than you actually are. Always 528 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,360 Speaker 1: carry a book. And then when you sit down at 529 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,800 Speaker 1: your gate, or when you sit down on the plane 530 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,160 Speaker 1: and you want to play someone on your phone, you 531 00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:47,560 Speaker 1: open the book, you put your phone in the book, 532 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:51,520 Speaker 1: and it looks like you're sitting there reading. Oh what's that? 533 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:54,440 Speaker 1: Oh what am I reading? Oh? You wouldn't like it. 534 00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:57,600 Speaker 1: It's probably not for you. You always drop that on somebody. 535 00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:00,440 Speaker 1: It's probably not for you. What do you really saying? 536 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,080 Speaker 1: When you say that to somebody, you're telling them you're 537 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,680 Speaker 1: probably not smart enough to get this. That's what you're 538 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,680 Speaker 1: telling them. Oh, I forgot to tell you about this. 539 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:09,239 Speaker 1: I teased it the other night. I don't know why 540 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,640 Speaker 1: I'm telling you this now, but I'm telling you anyway, 541 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:16,040 Speaker 1: something hurtful is happening. You know, all parents always talk 542 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:20,399 Speaker 1: about today, in this day and age. I mean, how 543 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,040 Speaker 1: their kids don't want to leave, they're not independent, they 544 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:25,320 Speaker 1: don't want to grow up, they don't want driver's licenses. 545 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,920 Speaker 1: It's a major it's a major concern of parents today. Well, 546 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:29,399 Speaker 1: I don't know what we did in my house. Maybe 547 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,520 Speaker 1: we've just tormented them so much. We don't have that problem. 548 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,400 Speaker 1: The boys are dying to grow up, they're dying to 549 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,319 Speaker 1: be adults. They're dying to go out and adventure and 550 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,359 Speaker 1: be independent. So my oldest son, James is driving now, 551 00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:45,520 Speaker 1: guy's driver's license, is driving a car. And now he 552 00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:47,319 Speaker 1: just gets in the car with his brother and they 553 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:49,479 Speaker 1: just take off. Hey we're gonna go get some Chick 554 00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,960 Speaker 1: fil a. Hey we're gonna run down here. Hey we're 555 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,680 Speaker 1: gonna go do this. Okay, no big deal, he's independent. 556 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,920 Speaker 1: Sounds good. Go learn how to drive. The better, the 557 00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:05,000 Speaker 1: more the better. Then something really hurtful happened. They told 558 00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:08,600 Speaker 1: ab and I that they were going to go to 559 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:11,919 Speaker 1: the movies this Friday, and we said, oh, well, that's 560 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:14,279 Speaker 1: wonderful that they are close. I mean, it's nice tab 561 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,440 Speaker 1: brothers that are close. So wow, that's really wonderful. That's precious. 562 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,880 Speaker 1: You guys are going to the movies together. Good for 563 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:24,360 Speaker 1: you guys. So yesterday or day before, I forget yesterday 564 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,440 Speaker 1: day before, I asked them Bob was there? It was 565 00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:31,840 Speaker 1: me the boys, and I said, hey, so just curious, 566 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:34,440 Speaker 1: why weren't we invited to the movies? And I was 567 00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:40,480 Speaker 1: half joking. You know what they said? They said, oh, 568 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:44,919 Speaker 1: Chris said, Chris was guessing that. They said, you're not cool. Oh, 569 00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:48,080 Speaker 1: it's way more hurtful than that. They said, we don't 570 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,520 Speaker 1: want to go to the movies with you guys anymore. 571 00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:57,359 Speaker 1: And we said, excuse me why? And they said that 572 00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:03,719 Speaker 1: we laugh annoying lee during the previews at things that 573 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:09,600 Speaker 1: aren't funny. I don't laugh at the not funny things 574 00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:12,480 Speaker 1: during the previews. What are they even talking about? And 575 00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:15,719 Speaker 1: I got this one from my youngest from Luke. Luke 576 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:19,520 Speaker 1: drops us on us, and Abbas sitting there mortified, mortified. 577 00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:22,120 Speaker 1: She's so you don't want to hang out with us anymore? 578 00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:24,600 Speaker 1: And then James comes up and we're like, James, is 579 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:28,320 Speaker 1: this true? And James doesn't have any lying, any lying 580 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:29,840 Speaker 1: in him at all, it's just not who he is. 581 00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:32,560 Speaker 1: He just gets this wincing look on his face and 582 00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:37,200 Speaker 1: he's all, yeah, guys, it's kind of true. You laugh 583 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,080 Speaker 1: a lot and it's really loud. So I'll tell you 584 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:42,440 Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do. I'm one hundred percent buying us 585 00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,560 Speaker 1: four movie tickets soon when there's a new movie I 586 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:48,360 Speaker 1: don't want to see, and I'm gonna laugh so loud 587 00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:52,160 Speaker 1: and so often during the pe during the previews, they 588 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,440 Speaker 1: have no idea what they just opened up. Now, Oh 589 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:57,640 Speaker 1: you thought it was annoying before, boys, Wait, now your 590 00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:02,120 Speaker 1: time has come. Have you supported the IFC yet? You 591 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:05,600 Speaker 1: know that Israelis are dying and they need your help. 592 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:10,399 Speaker 1: People need help. You don't think it, you don't think 593 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:14,160 Speaker 1: about it. But on the ground people still need food. 594 00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:18,280 Speaker 1: The emergency food is a big deal. People are going hungry. 595 00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:22,200 Speaker 1: They don't have a place to stay. Probably more importantly, 596 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:27,920 Speaker 1: they need armor, body armor. They need armored ambulances. I 597 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,879 Speaker 1: can't believe that they need armored ambulances, but they do. 598 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:35,560 Speaker 1: That's how horrible things can be. Bomb shelters, Help the 599 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:40,880 Speaker 1: i f CJ. Help them. Go to support IFCJ dot 600 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:45,200 Speaker 1: org or call eight eight eight for eight eight if 601 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:48,920 Speaker 1: CJ and now here's a headline. But you know, you 602 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,640 Speaker 1: know the thing, I'm gonna laugh so loud during the movies. 603 00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:54,719 Speaker 1: I want to go. You know what I really want 604 00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:58,359 Speaker 1: to do. Oh, this is what I'm gonna do. I 605 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,359 Speaker 1: need to find out a subtle way to figure out 606 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,800 Speaker 1: what movie they're going to this Friday. And I'm going 607 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,840 Speaker 1: and if I can, oh, you know what I'm you 608 00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:11,160 Speaker 1: know how covert I can be. I'm yeah, I can't, Chris. 609 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,759 Speaker 1: I'm gonna slip into the movies and I'm gonna sit 610 00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:18,480 Speaker 1: right behind them, and the whole time is just gonna. 611 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:22,200 Speaker 4: Be ha It's just gonna be the loudest thing at 612 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:25,200 Speaker 4: the quietest parts of the movie, when nothing funny even happens, 613 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:29,640 Speaker 4: it's gonna be at the funniest These are my kids 614 00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:30,200 Speaker 4: right here. 615 00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:33,239 Speaker 1: Oh, I can't wait. Oh, I'm totally doing that. I'm 616 00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:38,600 Speaker 1: doing it this Friday. Get ready, kids, because trouble's coming anyway. 617 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:40,640 Speaker 1: That's all