Speaker 1: Brodie, I think we should start a new tradition here
Speaker 1: on the podcast. I couldn't agree more. We have big
Speaker 1: news that fits perfectly with our show. I'm thinking that
Speaker 1: while we do the podcast, we start this tradition of
Speaker 1: eating pizza with the podcast. Pizza podcast, Pizza podcast. You
Speaker 1: like that. Who doesn't love pizza in a podcast? So
Speaker 1: I'm some Zapperoni on it, and then get some prune juice.
Speaker 1: No no more, no, no more, no, none of that.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna partner. Oh, there's gonna with some new friends,
Speaker 1: a partnership for the podcast and the pizza together the
Speaker 1: most obvious Hello, the best fit imaginable for this podcast. Slices,
Speaker 1: if you're listening, I think you will understand why we
Speaker 1: have partnered with the Slice app. We want all the
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Speaker 1: Slice for Life's listing. Right now, let's get to what
Speaker 1: I'm hungry. Okay, let's do this. There's two boys in
Speaker 1: this South for Glyn Boys in this South, Crazy boys
Speaker 1: in this South. Boys in this South. There's two boys
Speaker 1: in this South. Boys in this house, crazy boys in
Speaker 1: this South. Episode one Boys podcast. Do you remembered I
Speaker 1: asked you? I said, we had request for it. Thank
Speaker 1: you the Brooklyn Boys wop intro ask for it by name.
Speaker 1: Scary and I are smashing on private pots together right now.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Anyway, I you know, I gotta tell you, Brodie,
Speaker 1: I I am a bastion of good health. If there
Speaker 1: was ever a poster with what this healthy? Good health?
Speaker 1: Not a bastard? Oh sorry, if there was ever a
Speaker 1: poster that said what does good health look like? Look
Speaker 1: up good health in the dictionary. There's a picture me there.
Speaker 1: You don't want I'm checking. Yeah, it's not a good
Speaker 1: It's very dark. You should use a filter or something
Speaker 1: on that lighting up. I went for my first physical
Speaker 1: in like thirty years. I haven't gone to the doctor. Okay,
Speaker 1: but can I just set the stage here because Scary
Speaker 1: knows that I try my best to take care of myself,
Speaker 1: at least matically like I go to the doctors I
Speaker 1: go to you know, all the whole list of eye doctor.
Speaker 1: Her doctor knows him throat everything. Just make sure everything's
Speaker 1: working right. Okay. And I'm a couple of years older
Speaker 1: than Scary. So he calls me up and he says,
Speaker 1: couple of kids, I'm not smashing my privates up against
Speaker 1: yours anymore. Dude, it's a couple of years. Relax anyway,
Speaker 1: So Scary calls maybe goes listen, Brody, I know you
Speaker 1: you you You go to the doctor every year, every year,
Speaker 1: twice a year. Yeah. I get a get a physical
Speaker 1: twice a year. Plus I get all the uh my
Speaker 1: people my tribe we called catchy problem. When you catch
Speaker 1: it's like when you complain about my neck. Car older. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I go to a lot of doctors and make
Speaker 1: sureything's fine. Okay. It scart this to me. So what
Speaker 1: are they gonna do? What are they gonna do? I said,
Speaker 1: you know, they gonna take your blood pressure and check
Speaker 1: your heart, you know, your pulse, your heart rate. Uh,
Speaker 1: they may ask you to be in a cup. I
Speaker 1: don't know if they do the blood work. Where you're
Speaker 1: going And he sends you out and you're like, okay,
Speaker 1: but are they gonna loop up a finger and stick
Speaker 1: in my butt? And as I said, scared, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's that's a urologist, a proctologists. You're fine.
Speaker 1: So he's well, well, well what I said, they may
Speaker 1: give you an e kg. What's an e kg? I
Speaker 1: explained to him, us, okay, but what about the finger?
Speaker 1: They can put a finger in my butt. I saw
Speaker 1: you were obsessed with your finger in the butt thing.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this. I was just more excited and
Speaker 1: an anxious because I didn't never have gone there before.
Speaker 1: I've never done any of this stuff. I've never never doctor.
Speaker 1: How long has it been since you went to a dome?
Speaker 1: You know? Back in two thousand two, I went to
Speaker 1: Club MED with my buddy. Told dar, okay, that's what's
Speaker 1: not a sponsor Club m D, Club D. That was
Speaker 1: back when they had the hands up and all that crap,
Speaker 1: back when it was like a single resort, let the
Speaker 1: dogs out. And it was so long ago, man, it
Speaker 1: was it was like hands up, baby, hands up. Remember
Speaker 1: that gave me y'all hot, gave me gave me y'all hot.
Speaker 1: So anyway, when I when I got back from there,
Speaker 1: First of all, I went on a bender, uh, drinking
Speaker 1: shitty liquor and but just bad food, bad buffet food
Speaker 1: every night for seven nights. Got back and I had
Speaker 1: a guess, is prior to being healthy? Scary? This is
Speaker 1: back in the day. Oh this is terrible. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is before I tried to do anything about my health.
Speaker 1: And I came back when you was seeing Dr Fat
Speaker 1: Gaine right, yeah, the world. I had the worst acid reflux.
Speaker 1: So I went to the doctor. They stuck the thing
Speaker 1: down my throat, and then they prescribed nexium for me,
Speaker 1: the little purple pill. Yeah, and and and within a
Speaker 1: few weeks it all cleared up. And I said, I'm
Speaker 1: never going to destroy my body with bad liquor again.
Speaker 1: So because that's what it was. It was bottom shelf
Speaker 1: ship and it was okay, but that's while you get
Speaker 1: acid reflux, you know. It was that and and the
Speaker 1: gluttonous eating at the buffets of really garbage, greasy food. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: if you get put poorer qualities in your you know,
Speaker 1: food in your body, think about what happens to your car. Brody,
Speaker 1: would you dare put what regular? Yes, regular in my car?
Speaker 1: You do you have a souped up of car though
Speaker 1: you got you got one of those, doesn't require it.
Speaker 1: Though you've got a big super sports car the eighties
Speaker 1: and seventies, you don't need to I'm making maybe I'm
Speaker 1: making an outdated reference. Alright, but do you do you
Speaker 1: understand how a reflux works? Do you know what that means?
Speaker 1: What the term means? Yeah? When when so the stuff
Speaker 1: comes up? Because it's not because you had shitty steak, No,
Speaker 1: but all the greasiness and the disgusting food, it all
Speaker 1: comes right, that's the problem because the little flap, and
Speaker 1: I'm dumbing this down, it comes through the flap, and
Speaker 1: then it goes into your air hole. It gets in
Speaker 1: your air hole. Yeah, and you you're a big air hole,
Speaker 1: so go ahead. Yeah. So what I'm saying is I
Speaker 1: had acid reflux and I had to go to the doctor,
Speaker 1: a gastro intrologist, and then they put me through a
Speaker 1: battery of tests and then they finally solved it. And
Speaker 1: that was so long ago. So what year was that? Two?
Speaker 1: Thou did they loud the finger? They didn't do that.
Speaker 1: Then that was back. That was just just just for
Speaker 1: this other telling you. The last time I went to
Speaker 1: the DOT, I was back in the day, not back
Speaker 1: in the hey two thousand two, brody. So that was
Speaker 1: the last time I went to the doctor. So now
Speaker 1: here I am all these years later. And why am
Speaker 1: I a bastion of good health? Because after I went,
Speaker 1: you know, I got got on my anxiety. You've got
Speaker 1: nothing coming. I'm not gonna drop sponsors, alright. I'm just
Speaker 1: what I'm telling you is, first all, thank you for
Speaker 1: your guidance. You led me through it. And then then
Speaker 1: I went to the doctor, got a full physical, got
Speaker 1: the lab test done, got they took my blood, the
Speaker 1: urine and everything. You wore the ladies panties like I suggested.
Speaker 1: And then I got my results back and you know
Speaker 1: what he told me, you're pregnant. Aside from no, I'm
Speaker 1: having a food baby, actually herpes. When he got all
Speaker 1: of it, uh no, he says, you're completely normal. Your
Speaker 1: blood pressure is normal, your the e k G came
Speaker 1: down fine. He says, the good cholesterol is high, the
Speaker 1: bad cholesterol is low, so that's good. He says, you
Speaker 1: need some vitamin D in your life. So you're gonna
Speaker 1: sell You're gonna you know that's your own vitamin D. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you need some vitamin D. So that's about it. I'm
Speaker 1: a little deficient there. Because he goes, either that or
Speaker 1: you go out in the sun. I said, I hide
Speaker 1: myself from the sun. I said, I'm in the shade.
Speaker 1: I'm a shade guy. So by the d J booth,
Speaker 1: you know me under the umbrella, right, yeah, and I
Speaker 1: put on loads of sun block. I don't want that.
Speaker 1: So anyway, point is he prescribed. He just said you
Speaker 1: have just about vitamin D deficiency and that is it.
Speaker 1: He says, you are normal, you are healthy. Maybe you
Speaker 1: could stand to lose a few lbs. But other than that, boom,
Speaker 1: you're good. A little more D, little less lb. Can
Speaker 1: you can you imagine that? Prody? I came out as
Speaker 1: a That's what he said. I'm a bastion of good health.
Speaker 1: So you need more D is what I'm hearing. A
Speaker 1: little vitamin D. Oh okay, yeah, So did you talk
Speaker 1: HM about essence some vitamin D. You should ask them
Speaker 1: about that. You just you know, you can get orange
Speaker 1: juice with extra vitamin D and calcium and uh, I
Speaker 1: believe and then uh you got your milk with the
Speaker 1: vitamin D. So what are you doing? What are you changing?
Speaker 1: Not bringing some some vitamins into my diet natural capsules.
Speaker 1: So my the larger point here is don't judge a
Speaker 1: book by its cover. You would look at me and
Speaker 1: be like, dude, I'm just letting you know that everything
Speaker 1: came out and checked out. Well. The cause a piece
Speaker 1: of ship, but it's got a good engine and transmission.
Speaker 1: I got it. That that was my That was my
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say it was my first car. It
Speaker 1: was my third car. I had a really old Dodge
Speaker 1: Dart which they don't make anymore. And I'm not talking
Speaker 1: about the Dodge Dot for the last seven years. I'm
Speaker 1: talking about one from the seventies. It was old when
Speaker 1: I got it, Darties. It was all. Got it for
Speaker 1: a hundred bucks off old man in my building who
Speaker 1: stopped driving. He's like, you want it, you have a
Speaker 1: hundred bucks. I'm like, I'll take it. I think I've
Speaker 1: talked about this before. The door in open because it
Speaker 1: was hit. It was sideswiped anyway. So it had a
Speaker 1: really good engine in it. And it was fast too.
Speaker 1: For you know, back then, all the cars were fast,
Speaker 1: and they did thanks Tracy Chapman and so my father
Speaker 1: when I would like, Dad, they cause a piece of ship.
Speaker 1: He'd say. Son He'd say Sonny was like, hey, you
Speaker 1: know it's a wolf and cheap's clothing. Nobody knows it's
Speaker 1: a good car, right. I put a nice radio in
Speaker 1: with a Benzi box where you you know, you pull
Speaker 1: the radio out and take it with box. I had
Speaker 1: a handle right that, so nobody could steal your radio.
Speaker 1: You would, and then all the dude through it was
Speaker 1: in the area would walk around with like like a
Speaker 1: book but it was a radio into their arm like hey,
Speaker 1: look at my radio, like what what what? And everyone
Speaker 1: compare the models of the radio. You got to Kenwood
Speaker 1: six three, six to eight anyway, So I had a
Speaker 1: really nice radio, really nice sound system, nice engine. The
Speaker 1: car was a piece of ship. Hundred bucks dents everywhere, right.
Speaker 1: I had some street guys pull the dent out. They
Speaker 1: used like ump, no, they no, it is no they
Speaker 1: I didn't you know it was. It was a couple
Speaker 1: of guys stopped me in the red light. They're like,
Speaker 1: we'll fix that for you. If fifty bucks, I'm like
Speaker 1: to cause a piece of crap whatever. So so it did.
Speaker 1: It was they took like a like a hole punch
Speaker 1: or like like a a spike and they boom put
Speaker 1: holes in my car. Then they put a thing with
Speaker 1: a hook on the end and they pulled the fender out,
Speaker 1: so the fender, the fender was now no longer dented
Speaker 1: all the way in, but it had bullet holes in it.
Speaker 1: So it was awful, I know. But the call was
Speaker 1: a hundred bucks. Then eventually, well, you know what, after
Speaker 1: the fact, I was kind of like, I think I
Speaker 1: want the dent back. What kind of job? Was like
Speaker 1: a cash deal and it was one of those uh
Speaker 1: you know, ah, I fixed the car fee with my
Speaker 1: friends and I fixed the car. I was like, oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll take the dent right out. Listen. I wasn't. I
Speaker 1: was much younger and less streets smart, and more importantly,
Speaker 1: I don't even think it was fifty. It may be
Speaker 1: like they went boom boom boom, punched the holes in
Speaker 1: the thing. I probably had pictures somewhere if I could
Speaker 1: find the bullet hole pictures, I'll post them if I
Speaker 1: could find them. But uh yeah, so there's that good.
Speaker 1: But the color point was you are my bullet holed,
Speaker 1: dented seventy dodge dark. But I'm gonna be running for
Speaker 1: another two hundred tho miles. Baby, that's correct. Don't criticize
Speaker 1: how scary looks. I'm gonna get some cosmetic surgery, some
Speaker 1: some stuff from the outside. Hey, I know a guy
Speaker 1: who can fix your dents for you. If you could
Speaker 1: get get the guy. Bring the whole puncher. Yeah, bring
Speaker 1: the whole puncher and the extra fat wul Just who
Speaker 1: was out of the holes smooth me over. That would
Speaker 1: be Boatox. I could get some things done for the
Speaker 1: outside to get it, as long as I know the
Speaker 1: insides running. Baby. Speaking of Boatox, did you see they
Speaker 1: arrested a Florida man. I think last week. Where else
Speaker 1: would he be from? Right, it's always a Florida. I
Speaker 1: think Jacksonville. He was uh pretending to be a botox doctor,
Speaker 1: and then before he would start the procedure, he was
Speaker 1: getting drunk on four logos in Champagne Class Act Class Act.
Speaker 1: So not only was he not a doctor, had no
Speaker 1: license to perform botox injections, but he was getting drunk
Speaker 1: before logo. This guy, I'm I'm thinking now that I
Speaker 1: think about the story, he was the dent fixer of
Speaker 1: botox people, you know what I mean, Like the guys
Speaker 1: who fixed my dent. He's that he's he's the equivalent
Speaker 1: for botox doctors. That's great, Yeah, go to him, a
Speaker 1: big deal on it, got a good deal. You know.
Speaker 1: At the end of the last podcast, I left you
Speaker 1: on a cliffhanger, and I told everybody on this show
Speaker 1: that that I was that you were gonna be piste
Speaker 1: off at me and I and rightfully, so you made
Speaker 1: you wouldn't tell me for the whole week. Nope, I
Speaker 1: know you try to texting me. I know. I asked
Speaker 1: you and I called you the other night. I texted you.
Speaker 1: You up, You're like, yeah, like ten thirty. I said,
Speaker 1: why what what am I gonna be mad about? I'm
Speaker 1: not telling you, which made me more mad. So I've
Speaker 1: saved it for right now. And the slices me you
Speaker 1: know what, They're gonna take your side right away, all right, Well,
Speaker 1: and it's all so it's also gonna be a slap
Speaker 1: in the face of of our brand and our show. Upset. Alright,
Speaker 1: I'm already So when I was on vacation with my girlfriend.
Speaker 1: On the last day, we're packing up to leave, and
Speaker 1: obviously we had to choose what are we wearing on
Speaker 1: the airplane So my girlfriend pulls out a Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: podcast tank top. I love it. No, the Navy one
Speaker 1: with the white big fan. She does. She says, I
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna wear this. And I said, oh yeah.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of people from New York here in
Speaker 1: New Jersey and in Florida and here we were in
Speaker 1: the Bahamas. Uh, and they're gonna be all be on
Speaker 1: our flight back to New York. Yes, so I said,
Speaker 1: I said, you know, Robin, you did not. I said,
Speaker 1: why don't you? I said, listen, I do not make
Speaker 1: any decisions on what anybody wear but myself. Okay, my
Speaker 1: girlfriend is free to wear what she wants. She's her
Speaker 1: own person. I never never hit her over the head
Speaker 1: with a club. If you never metal, I never metal
Speaker 1: in her outfit choices. Ever. She can do whatever she wants.
Speaker 1: I don't care what I offer. It wants to put
Speaker 1: on a tank top. Number one, she's gonna look great.
Speaker 1: Number two, she she knows how to rock that tank top. Well,
Speaker 1: she actually makes that tank top look good. That's how great.
Speaker 1: She looks in it. Very bad for a minute. No,
Speaker 1: But okay, so so did she wear it? No, she
Speaker 1: didn't wear it. She was I'm just gonna put on
Speaker 1: a regular old shirt and the reason slapped you. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna we should I'm gonna call her. The reason why
Speaker 1: I didn't want to her to wear it is because
Speaker 1: I didn't want to attract attention. So if somebody were
Speaker 1: the crowds of people Brooklyn Boys, I didn't know I
Speaker 1: was a friend. You know. It's one of those things
Speaker 1: where I'm like, we're on our way home, it's a
Speaker 1: Sunday night and this COVID everything the airplane. You know,
Speaker 1: that's not that you were embarrassed. You thought it was
Speaker 1: goofy to wear the logo shirt in public. Wear the
Speaker 1: shirt and everyone my family wears it, everybody wears I
Speaker 1: I've got you know what I happened to be no joke.
Speaker 1: I'm wearing the Brooklyn Boys blue and white T shirt
Speaker 1: right now, but right now, and I wore it on
Speaker 1: you know what. To prove it, you can look at
Speaker 1: today's what's today's date, Today's the April Wednesday. You could
Speaker 1: look on the at Elvis durand show. Yeah, you'll see
Speaker 1: you go ahead and look at the fifteen minute morning
Speaker 1: show from today. I represented I wore the Elvis durand
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. The Brooklyn Boys shirt on the Elvis Durand podcast.
Speaker 1: You know, there's something about just oh Man being out
Speaker 1: places and then saying, I'm going to wear the logo
Speaker 1: to the show, my own show. And then it's almost
Speaker 1: like I wanted that attention, right because if I'm if
Speaker 1: rob was wearing it, but if she was wearing that shirt,
Speaker 1: and then they would and they see me with her
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh my god. So it's not that
Speaker 1: I don't want to be recognized. It's nothing don't want
Speaker 1: to meet people because you know me, I'm the king
Speaker 1: of like shaking hands and kissing babies. Yeah, well you
Speaker 1: should wait till they get older. A little a little
Speaker 1: disturbing there, but no tongue you are. You are awful today,
Speaker 1: Brodie's deble. It's an awful thing for you to say,
Speaker 1: making jokes like that. So but don't you see a
Speaker 1: little bit of like whoa, No, I have no shame, none,
Speaker 1: but you will mind the shame. Never minds a shame
Speaker 1: because I don't think it's shame with you. I just
Speaker 1: I think that it looks like we're I'm begging for attention.
Speaker 1: It's like, look at me, look at us. We're the
Speaker 1: I'm the Brooklyn Boys. Guy. Have you have you never like,
Speaker 1: uh seen anyone like construction guys wearing a shirt that
Speaker 1: says like Tony's construction the way that right? You ever
Speaker 1: going to home depot and the guys wearing like Sal's Plumbing.
Speaker 1: It's got it's a blue shirt with white lettering on
Speaker 1: the back of the phone number, right, and and they
Speaker 1: drive their own plumbing truck to them. That's when they work.
Speaker 1: That's part of their uniform. No, that's something there they're going.
Speaker 1: They can change their shirt. They want people to see
Speaker 1: the shirt and go South Plumbing. Yeah, but they were
Speaker 1: all in the club. They're all in there. When I
Speaker 1: say club, they're all they're going to home depot together.
Speaker 1: They're all in the same mentality. Seen a guy with
Speaker 1: a contractor shirt or a union shirt in the supermarket.
Speaker 1: You've never seen a firefighter with an FDN. Why this
Speaker 1: was different. We were on vacation and we were boarding
Speaker 1: a flight, and we were walking through the airport and
Speaker 1: maybe you know, now that I think about it, I
Speaker 1: was probably have you ever seen a girl wearing like
Speaker 1: a high school cheerleader's shirt, like, oh, like Mad Mustang's cheerleading, like, oh,
Speaker 1: that girl's cheerleading. Yeah. I just feel it's a little different.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I want you to tweet scary.
Speaker 1: Coming tweet scary and make that matter. But let them
Speaker 1: know that you wear your company stuff. You wear the
Speaker 1: stuff you're proud of. You should have been like, and
Speaker 1: I do wear the Brooklyn Boys stuff. I love. I
Speaker 1: love our merch although you know what it reminds me of.
Speaker 1: Do you remember we had a we had a we
Speaker 1: had a coworker on our morning show No names doesn't matter,
Speaker 1: and uh, he was in a snowstorm at a rest
Speaker 1: stop on the Jersey Turnpike and he happened to be
Speaker 1: wearing his Z one hundred, which is our New York
Speaker 1: radio station one hundred hat, and the news crew was
Speaker 1: interviewing people like remember this, let's get your opinion on
Speaker 1: the snowstorm. And they were like excuse me, Like, hey,
Speaker 1: do you working see one hundred? He's like, how do
Speaker 1: you know you're wearing that? And he had the jacket
Speaker 1: with the logo on the back, so they were right
Speaker 1: up to him. Yeah. I mean, you know, you never know.
Speaker 1: I just feel like coming back from vacation, I'm not
Speaker 1: something I'm not proud and and by the way she
Speaker 1: she could have over ruled me and said, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm wearing this ship of course, but she's she's like
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I like, you do what you want,
Speaker 1: but I don't know. And then she's like yeah, she goes,
Speaker 1: all right, you're right. I kind of persuaded her. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I suggested it, So whatever you want to talk to her,
Speaker 1: that's fine. I feel and I feel like the slices
Speaker 1: will all like throwing shooting little daggers at me right now, yelling,
Speaker 1: yelling at their uh, you know whatever the devices segway,
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna segue into saying hi to T Daddy
Speaker 1: t sst Troy. Uh. He just received his hashtag shirt,
Speaker 1: sent us a picture of it, very excited about owning it.
Speaker 1: You know, he went on a plane. Well listen, Oh
Speaker 1: wait a minute, Lacy Goodson Goodson under school. Lacey send
Speaker 1: us a picture of her wearing the hashtag shirt. This
Speaker 1: seems to be a hashtag week. Oh here's my good buddy, Ian,
Speaker 1: My good buddy Ian. His last name is Bear, doesn't
Speaker 1: spell it that way, but Ian Bear. I went to
Speaker 1: junior high school with him. That's like that was seventh
Speaker 1: and ninth grade. Is he sports? He's wearing the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys property of podcast Scary and Brodie Brody and Scary shirt.
Speaker 1: He put it on instant on Twitter, I would like
Speaker 1: and I said, wait a minute, I didn't send you
Speaker 1: a shirt. He said, you're my friends since junior high school.
Speaker 1: I'm supporting your podcast. That's so nice. My buddy Scary
Speaker 1: doesn't support Come on, hey, shout out to the real
Speaker 1: kick Low justin recovering from surgery. Hope you're doing well.
Speaker 1: Sent me a picture actually put on Instagram. You can
Speaker 1: see it at the Real kick low Llow. But the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys hat, the fu a seventy seven jersey, the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys podcast Hoodie, the gray one. Is that the
Speaker 1: whole collection? You know what I like to see. I
Speaker 1: haven't seen this yet. Somebody drinking out of a Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys swell bottle, you know, because I know some people
Speaker 1: brought but the Brooklyn Boys bottle, the water bottle. Because
Speaker 1: I drank root beer out of mind today I have
Speaker 1: might didn't have any more. I so I was out
Speaker 1: of my sixteen point nine ounce dia pepsis, and so
Speaker 1: I took the root beer bottle, the diet rootpier in
Speaker 1: their fridge. I filled up my Brooklyn Boys uh uh
Speaker 1: thermal bottle no brand name there and U and it
Speaker 1: was fine. It was cold I had in the car.
Speaker 1: I didn't need a sixteen point nine pre may have
Speaker 1: not been to our website. Go to Brooklyn Boys dot
Speaker 1: Big Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel
Speaker 1: dot com. Yeah, and now you know, get in on
Speaker 1: what on this cool merch because we got a lot
Speaker 1: more stuff than if you were there like two months ago.
Speaker 1: Like I already visited that. There was a couple of things,
Speaker 1: a couple of the items that are like they were
Speaker 1: out of like double xcel on one of them. All
Speaker 1: the stuff you remembered is now back in stock and
Speaker 1: we got everything back and we have about eight new items,
Speaker 1: ten new items in there, so we're excited. Uh and
Speaker 1: and more on the way. Well that's all that's all
Speaker 1: you get for for now. Also, UM, I want to
Speaker 1: send a shout out to people that listen to episode
Speaker 1: one seventy of our podcast, this episode one seventy two,
Speaker 1: all twelve of them. If yeah, So I think there
Speaker 1: must be some kind of like COVID warning on episode
Speaker 1: one seventy people are social distancing from it. Can't figure
Speaker 1: this out. One sixty nine. Huge numbers, huge numbers, one
Speaker 1: seventy one already twice the numbers listener wise is one
Speaker 1: seventy once heaven, he's just sitting out there. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you why we released it. We released Yeah, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you why. We released it on a week where it
Speaker 1: was a big vacation week for a lot of people. Hey,
Speaker 1: by the way, that we were we did Monday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was after Easter and a passover, and I we
Speaker 1: were on vacation. I was out of town. I was
Speaker 1: busy telling my girlfriend not to boys tank top. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you were in your basement where you've been for
Speaker 1: about thirteen months now, which, by the way, yeah, really cold.
Speaker 1: When are you coming out of your basement? Brody? We
Speaker 1: gotta get together, We gotta we need a Brooklyn boys hang.
Speaker 1: You know one thing I gotta let everyone know now,
Speaker 1: And and this is pissing me off to no end.
Speaker 1: Is that because I get these d m s and
Speaker 1: you don't see these, Brody. I post stories on my
Speaker 1: Instagram about all the food that I've been eating, all
Speaker 1: the places I've gone healthy scary. This is the unhealthy scary.
Speaker 1: I think what I did was I celebrated the health
Speaker 1: by being completely unhealthy, by going out every night and
Speaker 1: eating steaks every night. Wherever I go, the Rodizios, these places,
Speaker 1: and people dm me, Brodie is gonna be upset? Yes,
Speaker 1: oh my god, did you invite him? And you know what,
Speaker 1: I tell each and every one of them, and they'll
Speaker 1: tell you to Brodie. Brody has been in his basement
Speaker 1: for thirteen months. If I invited, if I invited Brodie
Speaker 1: out to where I am right now, he would decline.
Speaker 1: He would say, nope, I'm not coming. Hold on, here's
Speaker 1: the thing, though. You go out with thirteen people, right
Speaker 1: and you and you eat indoors. That's how I go out,
Speaker 1: and that's how you roll. I get it. I get it.
Speaker 1: I go out now with my family. Right we went,
Speaker 1: I went. I'll tell you that where we went to
Speaker 1: the night. It was fantastic. We sit outside because that's
Speaker 1: what I'm comfortable doing right now under a nice heat lamp.
Speaker 1: Right it was it was seventy degrees. It was beautiful out. Now.
Speaker 1: If you said to me, hey, Brodie, why don't we
Speaker 1: go to the steakhouse. We'll sit outdoors, you and me,
Speaker 1: just us, nobody else around that you're not you're not
Speaker 1: familiar with. I'm in right. But the scenario that I'm
Speaker 1: setting up right now and I'm explaining is I'm painting
Speaker 1: a picture of what the list, just like they keep
Speaker 1: d m me and saying, invite, Brody, invite. It's because
Speaker 1: what you're gonna decline for seventeen different reasons. You know
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen, and slices, you know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go with six of Scaries buddies, sex on
Speaker 1: the way, Dave, uh, you know my my my buddy,
Speaker 1: This my buddy, that my buddy, all of all the buddies.
Speaker 1: Right then the bill is gonna come eight people are
Speaker 1: gonna chip in for nine because Scari is gonna go,
Speaker 1: we got this, Brody. And then Scary's gonna pay an
Speaker 1: extra five dollars cover my dinner and then say he
Speaker 1: brought me steak dinner. That's what you're gonna do. Plus
Speaker 1: if I want to pay for it now, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: pay for your buddy, Will your buddy, your buddy, Tolly.
Speaker 1: That's how we roll. We split the bill evenly. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. These guys are gonna These guys are
Speaker 1: gonna crack your skull if you tell them any different, right,
Speaker 1: which is why I don't want to go out with
Speaker 1: those guys. I like them, I like all your friends.
Speaker 1: I'm not going out drinking with your boys, especially on
Speaker 1: a weeknight. I don't know what you're doing on a
Speaker 1: weeknight drinking Taco Tuesday. Last night, damn it, you didn't
Speaker 1: even have tacos. Yes we did last night, we had tacos.
Speaker 1: My story's still there. I have to take a break
Speaker 1: because what was it Monday night? Scary likes to text me, right,
Speaker 1: or tell me he's going places. You guys will have
Speaker 1: these friends, right, they tell you something, they assume, you know,
Speaker 1: like I'm going to out that guy's house. You're like,
Speaker 1: what guy? So Scary says, hey, I can't talk now.
Speaker 1: He texted me. He texted me, and he says, I
Speaker 1: can't go out now. I'm going to Fernandez something like that.
Speaker 1: Fernandez a very famous steakhouse in Dzo in Newark, New Jersey.
Speaker 1: Never heard of it, So I don't know what Fernandez is.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that means he's like going to
Speaker 1: get his call fixed over at Fernandez called place I
Speaker 1: don't know Fernandez is, and three people by the way
Speaker 1: sidebarred me and be like, Brodie, guess what. No, he
Speaker 1: doesn't me. No, no, because because you got all of
Speaker 1: the above, because he uses to split the bill evenly
Speaker 1: with people. Hold on, nobody would go out. You don't
Speaker 1: want to. You don't want to split the bill evenly
Speaker 1: when they drink a hundred dollars each young liquor. But
Speaker 1: that's not my problem. But I'm telling them the slices
Speaker 1: why for all of them, Brody has eleven reasons why
Speaker 1: he would never be there, So don't ask me eleven reasons.
Speaker 1: It's Tony, it's Will, it's David. He doesn't want to
Speaker 1: be around. He doesn't want to eat indoors. He doesn't
Speaker 1: want it. He doesn't want to be around several people.
Speaker 1: I'm not there yet, Okay. He doesn't want to split
Speaker 1: the bill evenly or even you know, or he wouldn't
Speaker 1: count the state did the free steak dinners and everybody, everybody,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna we're not gonna talk whatever. There are
Speaker 1: other things that are more important that I want to
Speaker 1: talk about. Well, first of all, we got to talk
Speaker 1: about what we spoke about at the top of this podcast.
Speaker 1: People like, whoa, what was that cold open you guys did?
Speaker 1: And you guys talking about pizza so and and by
Speaker 1: the way, and the next episode of the episode after,
Speaker 1: we're gonna have the CEO of our friends at the
Speaker 1: I think it's next week. The thing the beauty of
Speaker 1: having this guy on right is that scary says to me.
Speaker 1: I got a great idea gonna reach out to the
Speaker 1: Slice app because our slices we talked about pizza. Let's
Speaker 1: see if they're familiar with our podcast. Maybe we want
Speaker 1: to work together. Shan's the guy up? Tell him scared
Speaker 1: what happened when you when you hit the guy up?
Speaker 1: His name is Elier. Yeah, he's from Staten Island. We're
Speaker 1: from Brooklyn, I said, I said, be my friend on LinkedIn. Please.
Speaker 1: You're you have a thing called the Slice App. Okay,
Speaker 1: our fans are called our fandom is the are the slices?
Speaker 1: I said, your website is Slice life dot com And
Speaker 1: I said, fright said, we have a pizza in our logo.
Speaker 1: I said, please just talk to me casually. This isn't
Speaker 1: a sales pitch. I'm not a sales guy. I'm not
Speaker 1: a sales guy, right, I said, So I spoke to
Speaker 1: the dude. All of a sudden, we start talking about
Speaker 1: baseball and pop culture and stuff that, you know, living
Speaker 1: parallel line morning show like you guys, so I said, dude. So,
Speaker 1: so we just had this like we almost did our own.
Speaker 1: It was almost like we all had a little Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Staten Island Boy podcast right there on the zoom call
Speaker 1: and it was just the two of us. And he goes,
Speaker 1: you know what, I like you. I said, I like
Speaker 1: you too, And we just had so much in common.
Speaker 1: We even know the same people running the same circles.
Speaker 1: Let's listen. He goes, we'll well, we'll talk and and
Speaker 1: and they made it a reality and boom, boom boom.
Speaker 1: They are the official sponsor, uh a sponsor. You know.
Speaker 1: This is like these are like friends getting together and
Speaker 1: they're more it's more like a partnership. Partnership. So, so
Speaker 1: here's here's what. First of all, this app, the Slice app,
Speaker 1: it is it's not just an app, right for like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna order pizza tonight, I'm gonna use this thing.
Speaker 1: It's it's beyond that. So uh, it's first of all,
Speaker 1: what it does is it lets you use the app
Speaker 1: to order from was it thousand independent pizzerias in the country.
Speaker 1: This is the the important port thing to know is
Speaker 1: it's not just this isn't just the livery appy these people,
Speaker 1: they are actually empowering local pizzerias around the country so
Speaker 1: they can compete with the big boys. Right. So if
Speaker 1: if you're if you want to help a local business
Speaker 1: out that doesn't have the technology to have a website
Speaker 1: and an app and everything, and you're like, oh, you
Speaker 1: have to call them when it's busy answering the fallon
Speaker 1: and they got hold on. Yeah, this app lets everybody
Speaker 1: be technologically advanced now, right, And they don't take a
Speaker 1: huge fee like a lot of apps do. They take
Speaker 1: very little mindy. In fact, they've saved these these little guys,
Speaker 1: these pizzerias, over two fifty million dollars in fees. So
Speaker 1: let me do. Let me tell you what I did tonight.
Speaker 1: I want to share this. I wanted to I want
Speaker 1: to read the description. So, uh, if you think that
Speaker 1: the Slice app is just ruding pizza, it's not. I
Speaker 1: uh did a search in my area for who uses
Speaker 1: the app. One of my favorite restaurants Slash Pizza Places.
Speaker 1: It's a Italian restaurant, make on a pizza oven. They're
Speaker 1: on the app. So I ordered tonight from Bella Gente
Speaker 1: in called well, New Jersey. Okay, not only did not right?
Speaker 1: Not only did I get Margharita pizza. Look, you know
Speaker 1: you guys know him Picky, right, you guys know I
Speaker 1: don't want Parsley, I don't want onions. I'm always difficult, right,
Speaker 1: So whenever I call Bella Gente, I have to explain
Speaker 1: to them, listen, when you make the thing with the thing,
Speaker 1: I don't want the other thing and the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Using the app, I ordered the chicken allah Valda Stana.
Speaker 1: Here it comes scared ready chicken breast stuff with fontina
Speaker 1: and prejudo, with sautep mushrooms and peas and a pink sauce.
Speaker 1: So here's what I did. So that's It's a pizzeria restaurant.
Speaker 1: So I used the app, the slice app. It pulls
Speaker 1: up their menu right because it shows me like everything,
Speaker 1: and I ordered that and then it says special instructions
Speaker 1: and I put in no peas, no mushrooms, and I
Speaker 1: would like cappellini instead of the vegetables because it's served
Speaker 1: on a better fresh vegetables. Okay, then I ordered a
Speaker 1: margarita pizza your basic right because they have a h
Speaker 1: The pizza in there is great, but I wanted it.
Speaker 1: My daughter wanted uh, it's like tomato sauce, right, so
Speaker 1: I wanted it half pesto sauce for her and I
Speaker 1: wanted in half with a sausage for me. And I'm
Speaker 1: gonna post a picture of it later, I think on
Speaker 1: Instagram it'll be like maybe when you see it. And
Speaker 1: so rather than explaining it, because how many times do
Speaker 1: you order pizza, will you go, hey, I want half this,
Speaker 1: half that, and they get it wrong. In the app
Speaker 1: there's a full circle, a left semi circle, and a
Speaker 1: right semi so I was able to say on the right,
Speaker 1: I want this, I want sausage. On the left, I
Speaker 1: want but if I wanted to add shrimp, I could
Speaker 1: then put the shrimp on the right. I can put
Speaker 1: the tomatoes on the leaf. It's so customizable. It's so cool.
Speaker 1: They really figured this. I actually belt down to you
Speaker 1: because you figured this damn thing out. How people order
Speaker 1: to normal pizza orderer. Then it's great. You can do
Speaker 1: you can just order a slice if you want that.
Speaker 1: You can order buy the pie, you can order the food.
Speaker 1: You can't do that with a lot of these other guys.
Speaker 1: So and they arranged for the delivery, or you can
Speaker 1: pick it up. I chose to pick it up because
Speaker 1: I was driving by the place. That's why when we say,
Speaker 1: you know, they are the Slice is the largest network
Speaker 1: of independent pizza rhas in the country. There there we
Speaker 1: always say shops, small, shop local, right, you know I've
Speaker 1: been preaching that since the beginning, Yes, since before the
Speaker 1: beginning of the pandemic. Well, this is a perfect example
Speaker 1: of that. So even though they're you know, slices a
Speaker 1: huge network, they're just putting all the people together and
Speaker 1: they're giving these local businesses the tools that they need
Speaker 1: to succeed. In fact, here's some intentive for the Slice
Speaker 1: for all you slices. Um they have a rewards program. Uh.
Speaker 1: They launched this on their every every time you So
Speaker 1: here's the thing. You order fifteen dollars or more, you
Speaker 1: get a pizza point. Okay, fifteen as more get you
Speaker 1: a point. You get eight pizza points freely. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you could earn any time that you want. That's not
Speaker 1: the same, like you don't have to go to the
Speaker 1: same pizza place that it's like a punch card. Okay,
Speaker 1: but here's the best part. This is scary. This is
Speaker 1: my favorite part. You download the Slice app order today
Speaker 1: if you want right like we did. Uh use the
Speaker 1: promo code Brooklyn, Brooklyn. You get five dollars off your
Speaker 1: first order. Hello, five dollars off your first order right away.
Speaker 1: We want and now now slices. We need the army.
Speaker 1: We need everybody to come to life now and jump
Speaker 1: into action. That we want to make it a tradition
Speaker 1: that when we're recording our podcast or when you're listening
Speaker 1: to it, we're eating pizza. So Brodie's got his. I
Speaker 1: don't have my pizza just yet because I was like
Speaker 1: I was napping earlier. I'm next week, you bet, you
Speaker 1: bet your ass. I'm gonna have some artichoke pizza here
Speaker 1: from Hoboken. Well, I had the sausage slices down here
Speaker 1: in the basement, and Scary says, oh, give me ten minutes.
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta a phone call. I ate the pizza. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I ate the pizza. I was writing a scary. So
Speaker 1: you have to listen to me. Eat the everyone, download
Speaker 1: the slice app, get you five dollars off. Please use
Speaker 1: that keyword. And then you know, you know, we're gonna
Speaker 1: be talking about these guys and next week we're gonna
Speaker 1: have earlier on because he's a really fascinating scary that
Speaker 1: I mentioned the chicken breast stuff with fontina and put
Speaker 1: you already did. Thanks, I didn't invite scary that time past.
Speaker 1: And uh, you know what, we were talking about food
Speaker 1: a little earlier, you think, right before we went to break. Uh,
Speaker 1: so I wanted to I want, you know, I have
Speaker 1: I get piste off with Facebook people. And so somebody
Speaker 1: was on Facebook and they asked for help. Let me
Speaker 1: let me pull up the exact Facebook post, and you
Speaker 1: know they they wrote, Hey, anyone know where I can
Speaker 1: get a good strawberry shortcake? Right, preferably from a bakery,
Speaker 1: not a super market. Okay, preferably yeah, preferably a bakery.
Speaker 1: And then shure, I don't want to order from a supermarket.
Speaker 1: She's I want to get it from someplace I can
Speaker 1: buy the day of right, I don't have to custom
Speaker 1: order it. I don't want it from a supermarket. Where
Speaker 1: it's been sitting there for dad too. And I know,
Speaker 1: I know supermarkets have have fresh stuff, but this woman
Speaker 1: specifically said looking for a good strawberry shortcake, not from
Speaker 1: a supermarket, looking for a bakery that makes a good
Speaker 1: strawberry shortcake. Okay, that seems like a fair request. I
Speaker 1: would say, Hey, I know you said you don't want
Speaker 1: to order from a supermarket, but they really have good
Speaker 1: short strawberry shortcake at shop. Write hey, have you tried
Speaker 1: Whole Foods? Hey? So I can recommend some bakeries. I
Speaker 1: can't think of any right now? Have you tried stopping shop? Did?
Speaker 1: They in their minds are being helpful. They're being helpful.
Speaker 1: They're being helpful. That's not helpful. The woman in her post,
Speaker 1: she's said, Hey, um, I don't want to order from
Speaker 1: a supermarket. Do you know a bakery. Can you help
Speaker 1: me out with a bakery? No? They don't know, they no,
Speaker 1: because but they feel the need to respond anyway, So
Speaker 1: they're gonna say dead, go to Whole Foods right right,
Speaker 1: So that's not helping anybody, I know. But people don't
Speaker 1: follow instructions. But you know that, I mean, this is
Speaker 1: at the beginning of time. At this entire podcast is
Speaker 1: based around people that don't follow instructions. If you think
Speaker 1: about it, it always boils down to that, doesn't it
Speaker 1: From the in the grammar world, and you know people complaining,
Speaker 1: you know with you all your customer service issues, it's
Speaker 1: all it all boils down to people not following instructions,
Speaker 1: people not paying attention, people hearing selective retention, remembering only
Speaker 1: certain pieces of the past only you only want to
Speaker 1: hear certain words in a sentence, and then you're just
Speaker 1: gonna form your own thing or you're gonna do That's
Speaker 1: how people are in general. People are we're we're we're
Speaker 1: we're born this way man, Like Lady Gaga once said,
Speaker 1: did she okay? So here's another one for you. Uh,
Speaker 1: there's a young a young drummer, female drummer that I
Speaker 1: follow on TikTok and Instagram. She's fantastic, and so she said,
Speaker 1: see if you can figure out what song what shes?
Speaker 1: What song am I playing? Because you know, Johny playing
Speaker 1: the drums right, and the drums don't really always have
Speaker 1: the melody, so you have to kind of figure it
Speaker 1: out right. So it's like do doom doom Doom do right?
Speaker 1: So you know, were you just doing the drum fill
Speaker 1: from in the air tonight from Phil commin to Doom
Speaker 1: to Do? By the way, have you seen the uh
Speaker 1: the video asking why the did doo did doo do
Speaker 1: doom dodo of the Daily Double is the same basic
Speaker 1: pattern as the Yeah, oh, I never noticed it. But
Speaker 1: it's a higher pitch. It's a higher right, Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: the double right, the Daily double. So this person says,
Speaker 1: can you figure out what song I'm playing? So in person,
Speaker 1: this person writes, damn, I heard of it, but can't remember.
Speaker 1: Once again, don't know the answer, but feel the need,
Speaker 1: feels the need to respond anyway, I heard of it,
Speaker 1: I heard of it, which doesn't make any sense. I heard,
Speaker 1: I heard of it, but I can't remember. Hey, nobody
Speaker 1: gives a fuck, right, nobody cares. The question was what
Speaker 1: song am I playing? I'm gonna post that I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I've heard of it. How can you even say
Speaker 1: you've heard of it if you don't know the song? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want partial credit. They want partial credit because they
Speaker 1: want to be like, no, no, I know it's something,
Speaker 1: I know it's something. Yeah, it's a song. Dumbass, dumbass, Uh.
Speaker 1: Then someone I follow on Instagram, someone who's from not
Speaker 1: originally from New York. So, let's New York City, not
Speaker 1: originally from New York City, and but she lives in
Speaker 1: Manhattan now, right, So she puts a video up and
Speaker 1: she films Manhattan. Right, She's, um, oh, I know where
Speaker 1: you're going with this one. I see this all the time.
Speaker 1: She see films Manhattan and it says NYC is my favorite,
Speaker 1: but don't worry, and then she scrolled the camera pans
Speaker 1: to the right. She says, I also love Brooklyn. Oh.
Speaker 1: Plot twist for those well, I don't know, scared. Do
Speaker 1: you know why I'm upset? You better know why I'm upset.
Speaker 1: She was in Jersey. No, she was in Queens. Scary,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read it again, and y C is my
Speaker 1: favorite because Brooklyn it's already part of it, thank you.
Speaker 1: I thought she was gonna do that thing where people
Speaker 1: film the New York City skyline and they're clearly either
Speaker 1: in Queens, Brooklyn or New Jersey and they'll be like,
Speaker 1: I love being here in Manhattan, in the city, and like, no,
Speaker 1: you're not. You're in New Jersey, you know, because we
Speaker 1: do that a lot here. Because I live on the
Speaker 1: water and we kind of you know, how do you
Speaker 1: how are you in Manhattan if you're filming the skyline?
Speaker 1: But anyway, she's Brooklyn is part of New York City. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course. Yeah, that the other issue. So when I
Speaker 1: pointed it out, she's like, oh, really, yeah, you should
Speaker 1: probably know that you love New York City so much,
Speaker 1: you should know there's five parts of it. It's not
Speaker 1: just Manhattan. She was specifically referring to the barrow of Manhattan.
Speaker 1: But right, she should say I love Manhattan, I also
Speaker 1: love Brooklyn. I'll give her a pass on that one.
Speaker 1: That's like saying I love scary but I also love
Speaker 1: his arm. Basically what she said pretty much, do you
Speaker 1: want to hear about how the blood workplace at me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: At me? And then followed up with a with scaring
Speaker 1: the hell out of me? So let me see if
Speaker 1: I can find this scary email. So I go to
Speaker 1: a blood workplace to get blood work done, because that's
Speaker 1: what you do for my check up, you know, they
Speaker 1: want to they want to check your blood out. So
Speaker 1: I go to this place and they have like an iPad,
Speaker 1: will you check in right? And so you put your
Speaker 1: information in and it says hello, David Brody. Whatever. Right, Okay,
Speaker 1: so there's a TV set on the wall and it
Speaker 1: shows your name when you check in, right, it says
Speaker 1: deep Brody on on the thing. It's like it's a
Speaker 1: bowling alley, like in you're lane, it's your turn to bowl.
Speaker 1: And how long before you're ready to go? This says Brody,
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes. Now there's two other people in the waiting
Speaker 1: room with me, and one of them has got three minutes,
Speaker 1: one of them's got seven minutes. Maybe I assume those
Speaker 1: people are there, but uh, they go and now I'm
Speaker 1: I'm seven minutes. You're on the board five minutes. Two
Speaker 1: people walk in, they sit down. Two more people walk in,
Speaker 1: sit down, She comes out Johnson, they get up, they
Speaker 1: go in like that's weird, right, So then more people
Speaker 1: come in. Now I'm a three minutes. It goes back
Speaker 1: to five minutes. Huh, that's kind of strange. Then two
Speaker 1: more groups of people come in. There you're all see
Speaker 1: in the same doctor. There's no doctor, just some a
Speaker 1: bunch of phlebotomists. Blood suckers, right, they just next they
Speaker 1: take your blood. It doesn't matter whoever is ever next right.
Speaker 1: So now a couple of people come in, she's Smith.
Speaker 1: Smith goes in. Now I'm back. It's just seven minutes.
Speaker 1: Then I'm eleven minutes. So she comes out. Everybody in
Speaker 1: the little waiting room is gone but me, and it
Speaker 1: now has me back up to eleven minutes. Now, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm the only one there. Somebody else walks in, sits
Speaker 1: down after they logged in. They didn't even log in,
Speaker 1: they just sat down. She comes out, She says the name,
Speaker 1: and they can go in front of me. I'm surprised
Speaker 1: you were a patient for this long. I mean I
Speaker 1: would have been. I was only a patient in the
Speaker 1: sense of being up patient. So I said, excuse me.
Speaker 1: I I don't I don't want to be, you know,
Speaker 1: rude or anything. I said, but I registered like twenty
Speaker 1: minutes ago, and it's said eleven minutes, seven five three,
Speaker 1: and now it's back up to eleven. All these people
Speaker 1: are coming in, Um, is something wrong with the computer system.
Speaker 1: I just I'm trying to figure out, like how long
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be. I gotta pick gotta pick my daughter
Speaker 1: up at some point in school and says, oh, these
Speaker 1: people all had appointments. I said, well, why aren't they
Speaker 1: in the system? Then, why why aren't they on the screen? Oh,
Speaker 1: they made appointments online. Well, how many more people are online?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh my god, So I said, then
Speaker 1: what's the point of the board. Why are you telling me?
Speaker 1: Three minutes? I texted my wife. I'm like, I'm out
Speaker 1: of here in three minutes. I'm I'm gonna get my
Speaker 1: blood work done. Three minutes. Okay. So finally I get in,
Speaker 1: I go into the back room, just sit in the chair.
Speaker 1: And even though I've been there, I don't know fifteen
Speaker 1: times before. Sorry, I need your medical card and I
Speaker 1: need your I D right, I said, nothing's changed. I
Speaker 1: gotta enter it again. This woman was, I know, in
Speaker 1: her seventies. I'm only pointed out because she was a
Speaker 1: little slow and a little snippy towards me, a little
Speaker 1: shaky with the needle. No, well, I'll get to that.
Speaker 1: So she's sitting down at the little table there with
Speaker 1: the computer and she's typing, and she's type like you know,
Speaker 1: like this, like that, right, And so she's entering the
Speaker 1: information and uh so I'm entering it, and I see
Speaker 1: she's like she's tapping the table like she's upset. So
Speaker 1: I made a joke and I said, hey, you're feeling
Speaker 1: extra painless today, right because you know I'm not looking
Speaker 1: at I had already got my first COVID shot at
Speaker 1: that point, and so I'm like, you know, my arm's
Speaker 1: still a little sore from the COVID shot like four
Speaker 1: or five days ago, whatever it was. I said that
Speaker 1: you're feeling extra gentle today, and she turns to slow burn,
Speaker 1: turns to me, and she says, I'm having a problem
Speaker 1: with the computer right now. I have to restart everything
Speaker 1: and re enter all the information. So I wouldn't talk
Speaker 1: to me right now if I were you, because I'm
Speaker 1: feeling kind of annoyed. And I say at me, no
Speaker 1: at this. She said, dang at this dang computer. And
Speaker 1: I said, okay, look anything now right she's doing all
Speaker 1: the information informations. I'm gonna need your driver's license back, please,
Speaker 1: so I give it back to it was it was
Speaker 1: like watching the clock go from three minutes to five
Speaker 1: minutes and minutes of eleven minutes in reverse, and so
Speaker 1: halfway through she goes, odd, darn it. So I'm I thinking,
Speaker 1: I gotta get out of here. I've got to leave
Speaker 1: this woman's gonna stab my eye with the needle. And
Speaker 1: I said everything, okay, well wait okay. I thought I
Speaker 1: was gonna have to start again, but it didn't, it
Speaker 1: didn't refresh. I'm safe now, we're good. Only you Brodie.
Speaker 1: I get so, I get her, and I don't say
Speaker 1: a word. I don't say a word. I just say, hey, um,
Speaker 1: here's the best vein on my arm right here, and
Speaker 1: I go. I don't, I don't say anything. I don't
Speaker 1: think about being gentle. Nothing, your your your whole body
Speaker 1: is a vein. You're very vain. Yeah, I think she
Speaker 1: must have hit anywhere, hit a bone? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what she did. But
Speaker 1: what did you get this on sale? Is he gonna
Speaker 1: coupon for this place? Where are you going? It's the
Speaker 1: place I normally go. But I got a woman who
Speaker 1: like must have come out of retirement, you know, to
Speaker 1: help out hold on. Unbelievable. Now I know why the
Speaker 1: clock kept going back up, because they're like, oh, we're
Speaker 1: gonna bang these patients out in like seven minutes. Oh
Speaker 1: as morale is working today, better make it eleven again. Crap,
Speaker 1: And so patients with them did you know, first of all,
Speaker 1: she had a needle. Never with a woman who's gonna
Speaker 1: jab a needle in your arm. No, it was very
Speaker 1: nice as sweet woman. It was just a computer put
Speaker 1: her in a bad mood, demand a free pint of
Speaker 1: blood on the way out. Hey, we're good, We're good.
Speaker 1: We spile of blood. I said, do I get in
Speaker 1: a lollipop or anything, or um the lorange juice or something,
Speaker 1: And she says, I got a sticker, says I got
Speaker 1: my shot, as I'll take it. So I took the
Speaker 1: sticker A little panda says I, I gave blood good,
Speaker 1: So I got that good for you. But yeah, so
Speaker 1: between the clock going backwards and heard going backwards, it
Speaker 1: took forever to get blood. Did you do your blood
Speaker 1: work yet? I got my blood work. I told you
Speaker 1: at the beginning of this podcast. Was it a better
Speaker 1: experience than this than Esmeralda? Whatever? I actually get really
Speaker 1: queasy when I when I queasy, baby, when when I
Speaker 1: they take blood. Apparently that's what happens is your I
Speaker 1: had to lay down and I had to have a
Speaker 1: couple of water, and I had to sit there for
Speaker 1: ten minutes because what it ends up happening is your
Speaker 1: body goes into some kind of shock. The loss of
Speaker 1: blood makes your heart slow down, and when the heart
Speaker 1: it slows down, you start to feel light headed. And
Speaker 1: that's just but that's just a physical reaction, all right.
Speaker 1: So he I want to just follow up with one thing.
Speaker 1: So I want to tell you. It's Quest Diagnostics where
Speaker 1: I got my blood work. Oh my god, I use
Speaker 1: the same place. Yeah, well they're one of the biggest
Speaker 1: places right there. It's a chain, right, Okay, it's a chain.
Speaker 1: It's like him drink right. So here's where I got.
Speaker 1: I got scared out of my ass A couple of
Speaker 1: days later. Um, I have an email address that I
Speaker 1: only use for doctors, right, like for medical stuff, Okay,
Speaker 1: And this way it's all in one place. So any
Speaker 1: correspondence with doctors, I have just this email address that's
Speaker 1: all use it for. Okay, this way, I don't get it.
Speaker 1: I don't lose it and spam whatever. So I opened
Speaker 1: up the email address on my phone and the headline
Speaker 1: is Quest Diagnostics. That tells me who sent it, and
Speaker 1: under it it says it's colorectal cancer. What. So I
Speaker 1: see that, and I'm thinking, what I gave them blood work.
Speaker 1: Why would they? Why would they? Now, first of all,
Speaker 1: everyone slices. I'm fine, I'm fine. It's there's a happy
Speaker 1: ending here. Don't get worried. Why would you nurse give
Speaker 1: you the happy ending? Why? Yeah? Right? That not you
Speaker 1: know how long I would have taken. Now I gotta
Speaker 1: start over again. Okay. So I'm like, they wouldn't tell
Speaker 1: me I had colorectal cancer in an email. I open
Speaker 1: the email and it's the actual headline is It's Colorectal
Speaker 1: Cancer Awareness Month. Okay they did that on purpose. So
Speaker 1: you you open the email, that's a scam. That's that's
Speaker 1: a scamboni. That's a scamboni. That is such a scamboni.
Speaker 1: You know what that is, Sami, that's a that's a
Speaker 1: cancer bony Like, that's that's not right. It's like the
Speaker 1: time that I got that hand it looked like handwritten
Speaker 1: on loose leaf paper, uh, you know, on on on
Speaker 1: the letter. You know I got it. The was it
Speaker 1: the snail mail the brain my heart still slow from
Speaker 1: my fucking blood with no on the front of the envelope.
Speaker 1: It was like looked like it was written in pen.
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, oh, Who's who is this person?
Speaker 1: I opened it up and it was on loose leaf
Speaker 1: April with the handwritten um, and I'm like, I'm reading
Speaker 1: through the note and the guy who wants to buy
Speaker 1: my house and like I'm a real estate agent, and
Speaker 1: then the house is worth money. Go fund yourself man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: making it look like somebody, making it look like somebody.
Speaker 1: That was another scam bony. No, no, because they have
Speaker 1: to use every tactic in the book now because they
Speaker 1: know people are too smart. So by putting that right
Speaker 1: there up front in the email coll rectal cancer in
Speaker 1: the subject line or near it in the near the
Speaker 1: first couple of lines subject subject line, then there you go.
Speaker 1: Then that is that's a scamboni the just open it up. Yeah, absolutely, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they try and retrick in the book. Now. So have
Speaker 1: have you watched the New Lawn Order yet with the
Speaker 1: Chris Maloni no organized crime? Oh the one? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know I heard it supposed to be good. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: I love Chris Maloney, so, um, I was sad when
Speaker 1: he left Law and Order. And so they had a
Speaker 1: two part A couple of weeks ago they had a
Speaker 1: two part episode. Well I thought it was a two
Speaker 1: part episode and so part one was I'm gonna a
Speaker 1: nine o'clock it was SVU and he shows up, no spoilers, okay.
Speaker 1: And then when the episode ends, it's the same day
Speaker 1: and it continues a minute later in Law and Order
Speaker 1: Organized Crime. Okay, So it's as if it was a
Speaker 1: two hour episode. Does that make sense? Yeah, And they
Speaker 1: were just trying to get the carry over audiences that
Speaker 1: attacked there, okay, okay, right, carry over at right? Okay,
Speaker 1: So they swindled me into the two part episode, that's fine.
Speaker 1: The first the first episode, A S for You looked
Speaker 1: like they filmed it around April or May of last year.
Speaker 1: Why do I say that everyone's wearing No one was
Speaker 1: wearing masks. April would have been wearing masks. No, No,
Speaker 1: because that's when like they were saying, there's no masks
Speaker 1: prior to mask right, and plus they could have made
Speaker 1: it look like it was filmed prior to the pandemic.
Speaker 1: But there were like people, a couple of people in
Speaker 1: the background had masks. And then they referenced someone ends
Speaker 1: up in the hospital. No spoilers, and they're like, oh not,
Speaker 1: the only one person can go visit them because of
Speaker 1: COVID rules. Okay, but nobody, none of the cops were
Speaker 1: wearing masks. Nobody's wearing a mask. Okay. Then the episode ends,
Speaker 1: and then it starts the next episode, and the next episode,
Speaker 1: which is the same day, same time of day, same city.
Speaker 1: It looks like they filmed it four months later. Now
Speaker 1: everyone in the backgrounds wearing a mask, some of the
Speaker 1: cops are wearing masks. Almost everyone's wearing a mask. Ronologically,
Speaker 1: it was the same day that the timeline. It was
Speaker 1: like they must have changed the rules of filming and
Speaker 1: now and now the stars of the show still not
Speaker 1: wearing masks. Okay, that's fine. So Maloney goes to a
Speaker 1: school to visit. He wants to talk to the teacher
Speaker 1: after class. So he sits in like an auditorium at
Speaker 1: a college. Every single kid in the auditorium spaced out
Speaker 1: wearing a mask. Chris Maloney sits down, not wearing a mask. So,
Speaker 1: first of all, I thought that was kind of weird.
Speaker 1: He wasn't talking, no reason not to have a mask
Speaker 1: on him. It's kind of weird. Okay. Then here's where,
Speaker 1: here's what I had a laugh. Scared you're gonna like this.
Speaker 1: He goes to this rough and tough neighborhood. He's got
Speaker 1: to talk to some kids who may have seen something.
Speaker 1: Right over by the warehouse, they're playing basketball. I know,
Speaker 1: like six eight kids are playing basketball, and most of
Speaker 1: them are wearing masks. One of them is wearing his
Speaker 1: mask on his chin right so his mouth isn't covered.
Speaker 1: He they walk up to these kids playing basketball and
Speaker 1: then they see that the cops there, and the only
Speaker 1: kid who's not wearing a mask over his mouth comes up,
Speaker 1: comes up to talk to him. It's like, so that
Speaker 1: the so what it looked like? It looked like they
Speaker 1: had filmed the scene like seventeen times to get it right,
Speaker 1: and he just got so tired of pulling the thing down.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'll just come over with it already down.
Speaker 1: So all the other kids are standing out masks on,
Speaker 1: and he walks up. He was a problem officer in
Speaker 1: real life station in real life with continuity, they they
Speaker 1: would have had their mask on and then they would
Speaker 1: pull their mask down to talk right right. Take one
Speaker 1: there was just one of those things where I was like,
Speaker 1: but here's the kicker. Part two ends on a cliffhanger.
Speaker 1: We have to watch next week. It's a three part episode.
Speaker 1: So I'm calling a scambodih Now the show is good.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, they hooked me. They hooked me scary
Speaker 1: and then here's how they here's that they also hooked me.
Speaker 1: And it slices. You know what I'm talking about. When
Speaker 1: you see a TV show and it's filmed in your neighborhood, right,
Speaker 1: it's filmed, and you're like, oh my god, I know
Speaker 1: the restaurant, right, unless you're from a really small town.
Speaker 1: But how much more special is it that if you
Speaker 1: see something from your small town? So they go to Brooklyn, Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: Maloney goes to Brooklyn and he interviews um Chaz Palmentary
Speaker 1: at the base of the arizontal bridge connecting Brooklyn and
Speaker 1: Staten Island, right there, right by where we used to live.
Speaker 1: So I got I gotta kick out of it, and
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have because they filmed in New York, right,
Speaker 1: the thing takes place, but Brooklyn. They were in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: That the part of New York we like the best.
Speaker 1: So I was excited. But yeah, so my point is
Speaker 1: no continuity. And then the kid walking over copy officer, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can help by putting your mask on for the
Speaker 1: scene and then taking it off. So I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: him a free I'm gonna give him a free pass.
Speaker 1: It's fine him. I'm not so much up on the
Speaker 1: continuity stuff. It's all good. You know, before the break
Speaker 1: we were talking about continuity issues and yeah, in shows
Speaker 1: and things. Someone sent through to the I guess they
Speaker 1: copied the Brooken Boys on it, and if I could
Speaker 1: find it, I'll retweet it from the Brooklyn Boys account. Um,
Speaker 1: nobody has noticed that all those all these years with
Speaker 1: the TV show Seinfeld, it took them till right now
Speaker 1: to figure out today. Today was today years old when
Speaker 1: I found out that Jerry's Jerry's kitchen. You know, He's
Speaker 1: got the kitchen on the right, and then there's and
Speaker 1: then there's the door, and then there's the doorway to
Speaker 1: the hallway. Right then Cramer's apartment is across the way. Right.
Speaker 1: The way it's built is a physical impossibility because, yeah,
Speaker 1: because when you open up, if you were to open
Speaker 1: up the door, they show you a a schematic of
Speaker 1: of the lines of how they would have to be drawn,
Speaker 1: you know, kind of like a drawing what a hallway
Speaker 1: would look like. The hallway would be a physical impossibility
Speaker 1: because when you see in other episodes when Jerry's in
Speaker 1: the hallway, he's got a regular wine hall, you know,
Speaker 1: a hall with the you know, the two shows on
Speaker 1: either side. They've shown you all shots before. If you
Speaker 1: would now take the cameras inside to his apartment, what
Speaker 1: will be on the other side of that wall, based
Speaker 1: on where the door to the hallway is, you know,
Speaker 1: his front. There would be no kitchen right because it's
Speaker 1: just because it bumps out, so there's no way you
Speaker 1: open the door and go to the right, but you
Speaker 1: literally walk into the sink. But you know what show
Speaker 1: is the worst and you never noticed it. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you now, you're like, all crap. The Brady Bunch. Okay,
Speaker 1: I ever watched The Brady Bunch. There one of these
Speaker 1: moments there. The house is a problem. So when you
Speaker 1: look at the house, the high side of the house
Speaker 1: is on the left right, correct, But when you go
Speaker 1: in the house, the high sides on the right where
Speaker 1: the staircases. When they show from the beginning where they
Speaker 1: do the opening shot. By the way, if I don't
Speaker 1: know what network it's on, I please don't tweet me.
Speaker 1: Maybe HDTV they did a home renovation so the people
Speaker 1: who owned the Brady Bunch House put the house on
Speaker 1: the market. So the people, I think it's h g
Speaker 1: t V, HDT h GTV bought the house. They bought it.
Speaker 1: They got the remaining cast of the Brady Bunch to
Speaker 1: come help renovate it, and they made the inside of
Speaker 1: the house a complete replica of the old house. They
Speaker 1: put the cars. Never looked like because obviously you're it's
Speaker 1: like a nineteen sixties on on updated awful split level house.
Speaker 1: And they ripped it out and ripped it out, and
Speaker 1: they had to raise the right side of the house
Speaker 1: up because there was no second level, so they had
Speaker 1: to build a second level on the right side of
Speaker 1: the house. And they built the backyard and the swing set.
Speaker 1: They were It's amazing when you because when you're watching
Speaker 1: The Brady Bunch and you're inside the house, you're literally
Speaker 1: watching a set, and you're it's a set in Hollywood,
Speaker 1: the same way the Seinfeld was just a set. It
Speaker 1: was just it was a time to change the house
Speaker 1: and rearrange and rearranged, and they did that nice reference
Speaker 1: to the music of its era. Uh but okay, so
Speaker 1: I have to now take notice of this that that
Speaker 1: it would be an impossibility for that to be like
Speaker 1: that from the establishing shot. And then how about how
Speaker 1: about Friends. Friends doesn't have a balcony like that. There's
Speaker 1: no balcony on the outside. The show the outside, and
Speaker 1: if you say the balconies in the back, there's still
Speaker 1: no balcony. I mean. But in the case of Seinfeld,
Speaker 1: you were every every every episode, for all those hours
Speaker 1: you've watched and binge this show. It's always well, they
Speaker 1: rarely show the hallway rarely. Yeah, but when they do,
Speaker 1: you notice it was shot in a different place altogether.
Speaker 1: But also, I don't know if you if you notice
Speaker 1: this the wall that faces the couch, there's a studio
Speaker 1: audience there, there's no wall. Well, that's the fourth wall.
Speaker 1: There's no wall. They're on a sound stage. I think
Speaker 1: I think every episode, every show is filmed that way. Brodie,
Speaker 1: there's no there's no fourth wall. They never show you
Speaker 1: the fourth wall. It doesn't exist. I'm getting text messages
Speaker 1: from my girlfriend. This is this is what I deal
Speaker 1: with at night. Oh you poor thing. Put on tank top.
Speaker 1: Did espresso store have the chocolate fudge coffee? Well, I
Speaker 1: went to an espresso store earlier this week. And by
Speaker 1: the way, they sponsor, not a sponsor, and a big scamboni,
Speaker 1: not a scamponi. But they get you. It's you know
Speaker 1: how once you get an Apple, you get a Mac,
Speaker 1: you get the Apple ecosystem. You're well, I do, and
Speaker 1: a lot of people fall for it. Right, we're all
Speaker 1: in it. Once you're there, you do all things Apple,
Speaker 1: all things Mac. It's Mac Mac. They really you into
Speaker 1: their world and it's an entire universe that all works
Speaker 1: together in harmony. Well, with this Espresso store, you have
Speaker 1: these these pods of coffee that are an Espresso specific
Speaker 1: forms machine the cup, but they're different. They're only even Espresso.
Speaker 1: Most people use cake cups. Machine have one, right, but
Speaker 1: the people for people who don't know, the cake cup
Speaker 1: is a universal thing. And it's like kind of like
Speaker 1: an open market came at like Scotch tape and became
Speaker 1: universal thing. And not only that, but different companies make
Speaker 1: the k cup pods is a size. Now it's a
Speaker 1: slang for curing. They call it a cake cup. That's
Speaker 1: Espresso has its own world. So you gotta get their
Speaker 1: own coffee. So now they have this chocolate fudge and
Speaker 1: they advertised but I get to the store sold out.
Speaker 1: So my girlfriend is following up with me, said, when
Speaker 1: you went to the espresso store, did they have the
Speaker 1: chocolate fudge? And I'm like, did she use the flirty font? Yeah?
Speaker 1: A little. She gave me a little kiss, the little
Speaker 1: the cheek with the kiss kissing kiss. Nice. Nice. I
Speaker 1: I prefer the three or four hearts smiley face emoji
Speaker 1: with the three or four hearts around it. I like that. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna send you that's warm and fuzzy feeling,
Speaker 1: all right, speaking to a woman fuzzy Remember that time
Speaker 1: you tried to est you on day stop it all right?
Speaker 1: So I need I need you to play. I know
Speaker 1: you hate this scary right now the slices. No, you're
Speaker 1: gonna hate this, but you have to have some patience
Speaker 1: with me. There's a reason I'm gonna ask you to
Speaker 1: play this game. Okay. I talked to you about the game.
Speaker 1: America says, We've talked about it. I post this on
Speaker 1: my Instagram, right, you see it on my Instagram? Okay,
Speaker 1: so just if you haven't seen my Instagram at David Brody.
Speaker 1: Of course, the way America Says works is they put
Speaker 1: up a question with a blank, what scary focus? What
Speaker 1: I have? My ring or turn to off? How the
Speaker 1: fund is my ringing and ringing? I have to call
Speaker 1: them back continue it's the government, Okay. What they do
Speaker 1: is then the possible answers. They put the first letter
Speaker 1: and then a space as long as the word is
Speaker 1: if they filled in the space right. So if they
Speaker 1: if they said name red fruits and you said apple,
Speaker 1: it would be an A and enough letters for the
Speaker 1: P P L E. Correct, Okay, But you wouldn't say,
Speaker 1: like artit choke. I know it's not a fruit because
Speaker 1: ARTI choke is a much longer word. You know, the
Speaker 1: art choke doesn't fit there. It's almost like Will's fortune.
Speaker 1: So here's the question. I'm gonna give you the letters
Speaker 1: that were on the board. There was a C you
Speaker 1: don't have to remember this, a V, a short C word,
Speaker 1: a short S word, a medium sized W word, a
Speaker 1: tiny little I word, and a tiny little like three
Speaker 1: letter I word, three letter A word. Okay. The question is,
Speaker 1: oh no, the blank machine is broken, so people are guessing.
Speaker 1: And so what happens is one team gets to gets
Speaker 1: as many as they can and then when they can't
Speaker 1: get me more, the other team can steal. So the
Speaker 1: first team guest coffee machine is broken, vending machine is broken.
Speaker 1: See copy machine is broken. Medium long word with with W.
Speaker 1: Washing machine is broken. Slot machine is broken. And they
Speaker 1: couldn't get the other two all right, whatever it was.
Speaker 1: Maybe they got ice, they didn't get slot. So there's
Speaker 1: a there was. Yeah, there was slot with a S
Speaker 1: and a couple of letters missing and A and two
Speaker 1: letters missing, so a three letter type of machine is missing.
Speaker 1: So I said to my mother, because I'm watching my mom,
Speaker 1: I said, oh no they did not, Oh no, they
Speaker 1: did not. Oh scared they did. Here's the audio, and
Speaker 1: I want you know cocky the woman is, and how
Speaker 1: confident the host is? Uh John Michael Montgomery, I think
Speaker 1: his name is whatever, don't tweet you know what? Here is?
Speaker 1: Here we go and an s up there. Well, I
Speaker 1: think we've all experienced this before and we didn't happy
Speaker 1: about it. But we're gonna go in a We're going
Speaker 1: to try to a t M. Yeah right. They gave
Speaker 1: this woman points for saying a t M machine. Oh no,
Speaker 1: the a t M machine is broken, so f you,
Speaker 1: America says, because America says wrong, Brooklyn Boys says, that's right,
Speaker 1: f you, America says, So I posted that promoting ignorance.
Speaker 1: Every day I promote I put that on Instagram. And
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Every one of us slices
Speaker 1: was immediately. But let me let me tell you how
Speaker 1: how well somebody knows me. I want to give a
Speaker 1: special shout out to Cassie okay, c C C E
Speaker 1: C E underscore b RZ okay. So I somebody texted
Speaker 1: into the Morning Show okay, and they said, hey, it's
Speaker 1: my son Brodie's tenth birthday. He loves whenever he hears
Speaker 1: Dave Brodie's name on the show, hold on, it makes
Speaker 1: him feel special. Love you guys. Now, if you don't
Speaker 1: listen to Brooken Boys podcast, I know when I do
Speaker 1: the phone tap, I say, hey, it's day Brodie Pelis
Speaker 1: in the Moring Show. I said, quickly, right, it just
Speaker 1: goes by faster. They don't really care what my name is.
Speaker 1: That's for the audience to hear my name. But the
Speaker 1: person on phone tapping, I don't need to say it's
Speaker 1: David Brodie. It's too long, right, So no problem. But
Speaker 1: people slices, no, I prefer David, so I wrote back,
Speaker 1: and I and I said, um, I said, hey, your
Speaker 1: son is special, great name. Wish him a happy birthday
Speaker 1: from David Brody. Right, you corrected her without correcting her. Well,
Speaker 1: so she put it in her instant story a screenshot
Speaker 1: of this conversation. And by the way, nothing but love
Speaker 1: for this woman. She doesn't she's she doesn't have to
Speaker 1: know how I pronounced my name or prefer it. I
Speaker 1: just wrote my name back, just like, Hey, David Brodie.
Speaker 1: That's all because I'm not gonna write Dave, so I
Speaker 1: wrote David Brodie. So I want to give a shout
Speaker 1: out to Cassie who commented on my instant story and wrote,
Speaker 1: did you throw in the David as a polite way
Speaker 1: of telling her your name isn't? Of course you? But
Speaker 1: that's okay, Yes, it's okay. It's kind of subliminal crashy
Speaker 1: new immediately of course that I probably now look our
Speaker 1: slices in the smartest podcast listeners in the universe. Now.
Speaker 1: I was at a homemade heart ice cream place near
Speaker 1: when my mom lives, okay, and you know, the weather
Speaker 1: is getting nicer, so I was like, oh, and it's
Speaker 1: one of those places. It's like, um, it looks like
Speaker 1: a dairy queen in the sense you walk up and
Speaker 1: there's like there's people working behind the little sliding windows,
Speaker 1: right like the doctor's office windows. It's like a dairy queen.
Speaker 1: You walk up to the counter, it's outdoor. The line
Speaker 1: is outside there inside in this little like barn looking place, right,
Speaker 1: And they have all the flavors scary. All the good
Speaker 1: flame was cookie dough and erry vanilla. But I'm okay.
Speaker 1: Now you may not know this, but I've talked about this.
Speaker 1: You may remember my favorite flavors pistachio and not I'm
Speaker 1: in pistachio, not that crap A friendlies pistachio. Pistachio rhere,
Speaker 1: it's really and it's got a real pistachio in it. Now,
Speaker 1: look it doesn't have to be green. Ben and Jerry's
Speaker 1: is not green, but it's you know, that's right. A
Speaker 1: lot of that is artificially colored, right, but it has
Speaker 1: big pieces of pistachio. That's the key to pistachio. I
Speaker 1: here's where I had a problem. On the menu. P
Speaker 1: I s t A c I O. That's not how
Speaker 1: you spell pistatio. They left the h out it's c
Speaker 1: h I okay, so so I said to the girls
Speaker 1: who are working there in the little booth there in
Speaker 1: the house, probably in high school. I said, um, hey,
Speaker 1: I want to get a maple walnut and a statio.
Speaker 1: I said, I don't know if anyone's ever told you this.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if I'm like the hundred person. But pistachio
Speaker 1: spelled wrong on the on the menu. That's not a
Speaker 1: handwritt menu. It's a professional giant sign on the front
Speaker 1: of the building. Giant sign. Never I've never heard that before,
Speaker 1: she says. She calls the boss over. She's we'll call
Speaker 1: him Mike. Hey, Mike comes over. He says, this guy
Speaker 1: has an interesting thing he wants to tell you. I say, Mike,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to bother you. You know, I just know
Speaker 1: how you take time out of your day to correct
Speaker 1: these fuckers. Well, no, I was just telling her, like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this. I didn't want
Speaker 1: her to tell the guy in the back. He came out.
Speaker 1: I didn't ask for him. So he says, what's up.
Speaker 1: I said, hey, I just want to let you know
Speaker 1: because he may have paid for the sign, a permanent sign, right,
Speaker 1: it's permanent, He says, I didn't getting changed. He says,
Speaker 1: what apparently the sign has been up for like thirty years?
Speaker 1: Please crowbody, nobody has ever pointed out now you could
Speaker 1: eat to take it as nobody noticed. No one knows
Speaker 1: how to spell the statio or no one's an ask
Speaker 1: like me. I was just trying to be I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go with the ladder. No one's an ask like you.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people along the way in
Speaker 1: thirty years realized it was wrong, but they're not gonna
Speaker 1: bother you. Would do you take time out of your day?
Speaker 1: You go, how much time do you have on your hands? Well?
Speaker 1: I got I'll tell you what I'm gonna get to
Speaker 1: something that we I talked about two weeks. Now. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna talk about my tire problem. But someone reminded me
Speaker 1: I didn't talk about my Amazon problem. That one's a
Speaker 1: short one. Can I slip that in here? Whatever you
Speaker 1: want to man? All right? So I was um in
Speaker 1: my garage, right, I have a two car garage, and
Speaker 1: next to my two car garage on the if you're
Speaker 1: facing my house on the left is five steps and
Speaker 1: a porch. Okay, the porch is wearing at all my deliveries? Yeah? Oh,
Speaker 1: mail goes up there ups FedEx. They put the boxes
Speaker 1: up there. You don't have to sign for it. It's
Speaker 1: safe put up on the steps. So in my garage
Speaker 1: um between the two cars are garbage pails, like from
Speaker 1: the middle of the garage to the front of the house.
Speaker 1: This like four garbage pails in a row that divide
Speaker 1: the cars. Does that make sense? Okay? So I get
Speaker 1: in my car, which is the driver's side is on
Speaker 1: the same side as the garbage pails. So the garbage
Speaker 1: pails are on the driver's side of my car. Okay,
Speaker 1: between the garbage pails and my car is maybe a foot, right.
Speaker 1: I put them as close to my car as safely
Speaker 1: possible so there was more room on the other side
Speaker 1: or the other garage. Okay. I get in my car
Speaker 1: and uh, I'm plugging my phone in, getting the Bluetooth
Speaker 1: set up, you know, just getting getting ready for lift off.
Speaker 1: And all of a sudden, I hear boom, and I
Speaker 1: see a shadow out of the corner of my eye.
Speaker 1: The Amazon driver is in my garage, brushing up against
Speaker 1: my car, squeezing between my car and the garbage pails,
Speaker 1: and he leaves. He leaves my package on top of
Speaker 1: a closed garbage pail and walks back out of my garage.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, what the fuck? Who does that? I
Speaker 1: get packages on my porch. You don't walk into someone's garage,
Speaker 1: squeezed between garbage pails and my car and leave the
Speaker 1: package on a garbage pail. In what world is that?
Speaker 1: How you deliver a package down to me? Like he
Speaker 1: was trying to steal some ship from your open garage
Speaker 1: and then got caught. I think the reason why he'd
Speaker 1: be going into property, I don't think that's the case.
Speaker 1: But here's what I was doing at the time. Now.
Speaker 1: I remember I was voice texting Elvis a thank you
Speaker 1: note because Elvis gave us all a gift. He gave
Speaker 1: us all um mini microphone statues to celebrate the anniversary
Speaker 1: of our show, right, and there was no card in it.
Speaker 1: I didn't know who it was from out of the
Speaker 1: stage did it the company? Did it? It just said
Speaker 1: happy Happyary. So you had told me that that after
Speaker 1: that night before that Elvis sent it. So I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm going out. Let me quickly shoot Alvis at thank
Speaker 1: you text and let him know, right, So I voice
Speaker 1: texting this and this is when the guy UM comes
Speaker 1: into the garage. So I get out of my car
Speaker 1: immediately and I say to the guy, Hey, um, excuse me, Hi,
Speaker 1: can you leave it on the steps next time rather
Speaker 1: than my garage garbage pail? Thank you? And I was
Speaker 1: polite about it, right He's ah, man, my bad, my bad.
Speaker 1: If you're an Amazon driver explained to me how that's
Speaker 1: a thing. So I send the text message to Elvis,
Speaker 1: and right after I had send, here's what the text
Speaker 1: message says to Elvis. I just found out that the
Speaker 1: really cool microphone trophy came from you. Since it arrived
Speaker 1: with no note, I wasn't sure where it came from.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. It is a really nice reminder
Speaker 1: of what a fun right it's been working on the show.
Speaker 1: What the funck? Excuse me, Hi? Can you leave it
Speaker 1: on the steps next time rather than my garage garbage pail?
Speaker 1: Thank you. That's the text message text us sex me back.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? That's how I was talking about. Okay,
Speaker 1: scared you have the music ready? Of course? Okay, so
Speaker 1: I've been talking. I noticed late. I know we've been
Speaker 1: going on a while, but I've I've teased this and
Speaker 1: I apologize and people get mad about we tease stuff,
Speaker 1: we don't get to it. So here's what happened. I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm gonna refer to these. This company is Davis Tire. Okay,
Speaker 1: you guys can figure it out. Davis Tire. They have
Speaker 1: locations all over the area. Now I go to two three,
Speaker 1: excuse me, three different Davis Tires. In fact, I think
Speaker 1: I told the story about the guy who tried to
Speaker 1: fix my flat and I have to cut the super
Speaker 1: service and they were gonna charge me, and I'm covered
Speaker 1: the whole thing. I talked about that. Right, they're gonna
Speaker 1: rotate my tires and they put it up on the
Speaker 1: lift and they never did any of that. Okay, same place.
Speaker 1: So my uh my daughter calls me right she's out driving.
Speaker 1: She has a car, and she says, hey, um, quick question.
Speaker 1: Uh is it safe to drive on a tire that's
Speaker 1: uh very low on air? What I hit a pothole?
Speaker 1: You had a pothole? Yeah, I said, uh, let me
Speaker 1: send me a picture. Sends me a picture. I said,
Speaker 1: come home, come home. I'll put air in the tire.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it pops off the rim and it loses air whatever.
Speaker 1: So I get the tire back and I can't get
Speaker 1: air in the tire right that the stem is broken,
Speaker 1: that it won't go in and it's leaking air. So
Speaker 1: I I called Triple A. They put a donut on
Speaker 1: the car and it's the it's the the passenger rear tire.
Speaker 1: You follow me, the right rear tire. So I'm so,
Speaker 1: I said, you know what, I gotta I gotta go now.
Speaker 1: It's Saturday night. She was out, So I'm like, who's
Speaker 1: open on a Sunday that would have this tire in stock? Right?
Speaker 1: Because I need to tire. So um, I'm sorry. This
Speaker 1: was Friday night. So I spend the whole day Saturday
Speaker 1: trying to find a tire, and uh, Davis Tire has
Speaker 1: the tires. They have two tires, which was good because
Speaker 1: I noticed the front left tire diagonally across was it
Speaker 1: was old enough. It should be replaced now the cause
Speaker 1: all will drive. This is important. Normally you have to
Speaker 1: replace all four tires will keep them even both front,
Speaker 1: both back. Okay, So I said, you know what, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna buy two tires. I call up the corporate office
Speaker 1: says this one location that you've never been to, Mr Brodie,
Speaker 1: They are open on Sundays, they have two tires, will
Speaker 1: make an appointment for you. Go there. Okay, great, okay.
Speaker 1: So I go to this this town that uh I'm
Speaker 1: familiar with, but I've never been to this particular Davis tire.
Speaker 1: This cars outside, and I walk in and I see
Speaker 1: that there's a customer watching television, not wearing a mask. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's not really the issue. But not wearing a mask
Speaker 1: it's an issue for you, it's an issue for me.
Speaker 1: So I'm now I can't sit in the waiting room
Speaker 1: because there's two chairs. He's in one of them, not
Speaker 1: wearing a mask. So I'm not sitting there. That's me.
Speaker 1: I now. I looked to the counter. I'm second in line,
Speaker 1: and Terry is behind the counter, big guy named Terry.
Speaker 1: Terry is wearing his mask on his chin diaper, chin diaper.
Speaker 1: So okay, now this is not a mask story, I
Speaker 1: promise you. So I get to I'm next in line,
Speaker 1: I say, hey, how are you a good? Good? Good?
Speaker 1: Now I'm keeping my distance whatever, and I said, listen,
Speaker 1: I need two tires. I have an appointment up yet,
Speaker 1: Mr Browder, you were in the sitting. It couldn't have
Speaker 1: been nicer Terry could not have been nicer. He says, uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're a little backed up today, should be about forty
Speaker 1: five minutes. So no, al right, not a problem. Uh
Speaker 1: Can I sit in my car? Yeah, sit in the
Speaker 1: car and we'll call you when it's when you're ready
Speaker 1: to pull in. I said, great. So, uh, I go
Speaker 1: out to the car. I so, and I go back in.
Speaker 1: I forgot I go back in and go heay, Terry,
Speaker 1: real quick. It's an oil drive car. I'm getting the
Speaker 1: front left and the rear back. I said, you're gonna
Speaker 1: put the tires both on the front or both on
Speaker 1: the back. He said, we'll probably put them both on
Speaker 1: the front. The other two tires good. I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: they matched that the two tires are good. They match.
Speaker 1: I got him at the same time. Oh great, yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll put those on the We'll move the one to
Speaker 1: the back. We'll put both new tires on the front. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I get in the car. I'm sitting there for
Speaker 1: like fifteen minutes, and uh, some technician comes out from
Speaker 1: the bay, you know, one of the three bays, and
Speaker 1: he's yelling at me right like waving me like when
Speaker 1: you wave somebody like come on, come on, come on,
Speaker 1: so I'm next, I guess. So I back out of
Speaker 1: the spot and I I'm pulling around. I'm making like
Speaker 1: a semicircle and I'm pulling the car like I'm going
Speaker 1: towards the middle bay. He's waving me, and then he
Speaker 1: starts screaming at me. I can't hear him because the
Speaker 1: windows are down, but I see his face is beat
Speaker 1: red again. Not wearing a mask, so I can see him.
Speaker 1: He's spitting human man. So I rolled down the windows,
Speaker 1: and what's the matter. I drive the car in. You
Speaker 1: don't drive the car in. I drive the car end,
Speaker 1: I said. So, I said, hey, man, I didn't know,
Speaker 1: uh kind of customer? I said, you were waving at me.
Speaker 1: He's representing Davis Tire. Yeah, so I said, you were
Speaker 1: waving at me. I didn't know. I'm sorry. I I
Speaker 1: thought I was being helpful, scared. We've all been to
Speaker 1: garages and oil change place where they go, yeah, just
Speaker 1: or pull it up to the entrance, right I was.
Speaker 1: I was thirty ft from the beginning of the bay.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like I was about to go up on
Speaker 1: the hydraulic lift. I was just pulling a closer to
Speaker 1: get him a screaming to me. So I don't I say, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Now I'm keeping my distance because he's got
Speaker 1: no mask on. He's screaming, spits flying. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to start any trouble. So I go
Speaker 1: back in. I don't say anything. Unlike me, I don't
Speaker 1: say anything. I said, hey, how long does it take
Speaker 1: to do the tires? He says, you know what, you
Speaker 1: probably got about thirty five minutes. You know, because we
Speaker 1: gotta balance some we gotta make sure the alignment's good.
Speaker 1: Said so, I said, uh, so they're gonna both go
Speaker 1: on the front. Heuse, yeah, we gotta move the tire
Speaker 1: from the front to the back. Whatever He's give us
Speaker 1: like forty minutes. So I go across the street. There's
Speaker 1: a pizza place. I go and sit in the pizza place.
Speaker 1: I get a text message. He says, you cause ready,
Speaker 1: oh great, it was like twenty five minutes. My cause
Speaker 1: ready fantastic. I go back across the street. I go in.
Speaker 1: I pay for it. He says, you cause outside great,
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. Carry I'm sorry, Terry chin diaper,
Speaker 1: thank you, Terry still not wearing the mask on his face, okay,
Speaker 1: so I had to like, did the old were you?
Speaker 1: Were you double masks with your goggles and your face
Speaker 1: fines a, no douche one mask. I just didn't want to.
Speaker 1: I guess, Okay, he's not wearing a mask. I don't
Speaker 1: I don't know where his status is. I don't want
Speaker 1: to know. It's not my I just stay away from me.
Speaker 1: So as it is. I couldn't sit in the waiting room.
Speaker 1: So I go out to my car. It's sitting out there.
Speaker 1: Now it's my daughter's car. Okay, it's not my car.
Speaker 1: It's my daughter's car. And I look at the right
Speaker 1: rear tire that was flat. It looks like it's the
Speaker 1: new tire. It's supposed to be on the front. So
Speaker 1: I go, that's weird. Maybe they put them both on
Speaker 1: the back. I go to the other side. Nope, the
Speaker 1: front tire, the new tires in the front. They replaced
Speaker 1: the two bed tires diagonally. Well, anyone who's ever owned
Speaker 1: a car knows that's not safe. How you do, No,
Speaker 1: you gotta do. It's too rear or two front? Right.
Speaker 1: So I go back in and I say hey, hey, Terry,
Speaker 1: And I said, uh hey, um, real quick the tires
Speaker 1: on my car. I could be wrong. If you have
Speaker 1: a minute, there were no customers. If you have a minute,
Speaker 1: can you just come over look at the car. I
Speaker 1: could be wrong. Maybe I don't have a good eye
Speaker 1: for new tires, but I think the tires are on
Speaker 1: the car diagonally. Oh we would never do that. Yep. No,
Speaker 1: I get that. But could you just check it? So
Speaker 1: he says. He says, hold on, I'll go. I'll go
Speaker 1: get I'll go get ill Oliver, I go, Oliver. Oh
Speaker 1: no shit. He he walked in the back. Rather than
Speaker 1: ask me, he tells the guy who did the tires,
Speaker 1: the guy who already yelled at me to go look
Speaker 1: at the tires. That guy right, I later found his
Speaker 1: name is Oliver. So I'm standing now about away from
Speaker 1: the entrance to the garage, by where the cars parked,
Speaker 1: expecting Terry to come out and look at my car. Nope,
Speaker 1: the technician who yelled at me comes out from thirty
Speaker 1: ft away. He comes like like a bull, walking quickly
Speaker 1: and angry again no mask, screaming, God damn it, you
Speaker 1: made my job harder. What are you doing telling my boss?
Speaker 1: Complaining for you're making my life difficult? So I said. So,
Speaker 1: I said, excuse me, You're gonna be You're gonna be
Speaker 1: missing break pads by the end of this story, right,
Speaker 1: because this guy wants you to fucking fly into a ravine.
Speaker 1: So he is, I'm not gonna fight with the guy.
Speaker 1: I'm not looking, if I say, I said, whoa, I said,
Speaker 1: I just asked if the tires were put on diagonally.
Speaker 1: I said, because that's not proper. I'm not looking to
Speaker 1: get you in trouble. God damn it, fucking shit. And
Speaker 1: he gets in my car and he drives it into
Speaker 1: the bay. So now I go inside, I said. I said, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm human scary. I go in there and I said,
Speaker 1: excuse me, Terry. This is what I said. It's bad
Speaker 1: enough that when I pulled my car in, the guy
Speaker 1: screamed at me not to pull the car in when
Speaker 1: he waved me to come in. It's bad enough that
Speaker 1: he puts my tires on diagonally. But then you go
Speaker 1: and tell him and he comes out and curses me
Speaker 1: and says, I'm making his job difficult. How is that
Speaker 1: my fault? I should give my daughter an unsafe car?
Speaker 1: And I said, did you and I not talk about
Speaker 1: putting them both on the front. In what world do
Speaker 1: you put tires on diagonally? Your Davis tire your tire experts,
Speaker 1: I said, And don't think I didn't notice that you're
Speaker 1: wearing a shin diaper. You told him this? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I said, I said, I didn't say thing about that.
Speaker 1: I said, I'm human man. So he says, I'm terribly sorry. Sorry.
Speaker 1: He puts the mask on his face. He said, I
Speaker 1: didn't realize it must have fallen down. Scary. It was
Speaker 1: down on his chin like for an hour. He didn't
Speaker 1: realize it. Please, So I said, this is unacceptable. What
Speaker 1: kind of custom services this? I'm terribly sorry. He goes,
Speaker 1: we'll get your car right away. So they bring the
Speaker 1: car in. Now the guy's working on my car and
Speaker 1: he says it'll be like fifteen minutes. No, no, I'm
Speaker 1: watching him. He's outside the car, he does the tires.
Speaker 1: I'm watching him because it's glass on the on the
Speaker 1: visiting room right. So he gives the keys and I
Speaker 1: see Terry is in there laughing it up with the guy,
Speaker 1: laughing it up. He told me he's gonna reprimand him.
Speaker 1: I said, don't reprimand until I leave but they're laughing
Speaker 1: with each other. Yeah, he took a dump in your
Speaker 1: glove box. No, it weren't in the car. So then
Speaker 1: so then so then the manager, this guy, this manager,
Speaker 1: guy Terry, comes back in. He goes here you go,
Speaker 1: he cause ready, hands me the keys, doesn't say sorry,
Speaker 1: made me wait an extra half hour like the second
Speaker 1: time I got yelled at twice, doesn't say like, please
Speaker 1: come back. Hey, here's a coupon, nothing, nothing, nothing. I'm
Speaker 1: surprised you did demand free dessert on this one. No. No,
Speaker 1: So I walk out. I walk out, and I called
Speaker 1: the corporate office that's where the fund begins. Called the
Speaker 1: corporate office. They're open on Sunday, So God bless Davis Tire.
Speaker 1: They're open on Sunday. I get a very nice one
Speaker 1: on the phone. I tell the stories is I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: You need to speak to Lenny, the regional manager. He
Speaker 1: will take care of you. This is uncalled for. He
Speaker 1: will take care of you. I will have Lenny call
Speaker 1: you Monday morning. First thing I said, haven't call me
Speaker 1: at ten o'clock because I work in the morning. Ten o'clock, okay,
Speaker 1: no phone call on on Monday Tuesday. I get a
Speaker 1: phone call from Mike, not Lenny. Mike, who's Mike. Mike
Speaker 1: is the general manager of Davis Tire that location. Mike says,
Speaker 1: how can I help you? I said, Mike, where is Lenny?
Speaker 1: The regional manager? Was gonna fix this for me? Oh?
Speaker 1: He told me to handle it. Really, So you think
Speaker 1: I called corporate because I wanted the manager of the
Speaker 1: store to speak to me about your co workers. That's
Speaker 1: something I want to do. No, no, no, we're very high,
Speaker 1: high high quality. Well we're well known here and I'm Mike,
Speaker 1: and I'm okay. So I tell Mike. He goes, you're
Speaker 1: kidding me. Oliver yelled at you. Yeah twice. I'm terribly sorry,
Speaker 1: I said, I said, Mike, where do you install tires diagonally?
Speaker 1: How is that my fault? Oh? Mr Brody, I'm terribly
Speaker 1: sorry that it should never have happened. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: He says, Look, if you want to speak to Lenny,
Speaker 1: I'm sure I'll take care of you. I have Lenny
Speaker 1: call you. He says, this unacceptable. We want you to
Speaker 1: be a customer. Blah blah blah. Again, he's the general manager,
Speaker 1: doesn't knowre for me? Ship do you get me back? Okay.
Speaker 1: Lenny calls me that afternoon. Mr Brodie, what's going on?
Speaker 1: I had might call you. Yeah, I was told you
Speaker 1: would call me. Oh I thought Mike could handle it.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. Do you know what the problem is? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but if you want to reiterate it, So I tell
Speaker 1: him the problem he is he was just I said, well,
Speaker 1: I said, I said, you know what, Lenny, tell me
Speaker 1: what you know, because when I asked Mike what he knew,
Speaker 1: Mike said, Mike says, well, it seems it was a misunderstanding. No,
Speaker 1: Mike told me. My notes here say there was a
Speaker 1: misunderstanding with um where you were trying to pull in
Speaker 1: and you tried to pull the car in and you
Speaker 1: got they were upset with you for trying to pull
Speaker 1: the car in. That's what they told you. I spent
Speaker 1: twenty minutes on the phone dictating the story. So Lenny
Speaker 1: says that he doesn't know either Lenny. Lenny's only notes were, Mr.
Speaker 1: Brodie is upset because he got yelled at because he
Speaker 1: was trying to pull the car in. He Mr Brodie,
Speaker 1: you can't pull the car in. I said, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: thanks a lot. So I tell him the full story
Speaker 1: that I just told you scary, and he says, I
Speaker 1: find that hard to believe. Sir, Wow, he's signing with
Speaker 1: his own employees, he said, kind of fucking company? Is
Speaker 1: this right? So? I said, what problems you think? I've
Speaker 1: made three phone calls because I'm making up some story.
Speaker 1: He says, I find it hard to believe that Oliver,
Speaker 1: he's one of our hop guys, would walk out thirty
Speaker 1: ft yelling at you and and scream at you with
Speaker 1: no mask on. I find it hard to believe. You
Speaker 1: find hard to believe, he said. I said, why am
Speaker 1: I calling you? The guy yelled at me twice. We
Speaker 1: have never had a problem with Oliver. He's a great guy, Uh,
Speaker 1: I said, I don't care. The guy screamed at me
Speaker 1: once and basically intimidated me like he was gonna hit me. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm gonna have to review the tapes we have.
Speaker 1: We have cameras everywhere. We can watch the tapes. Mr Brodie.
Speaker 1: But I I really don't. I think maybe you had
Speaker 1: a bad experience and you know it's I go and
Speaker 1: you're you're not remembering it correctly. Now I'm human. Now
Speaker 1: I'm human, he goes, The woman hang up on you?
Speaker 1: As we said to me, he do I have to
Speaker 1: hang up on you? Sir? You said you sound I rate.
Speaker 1: I said, you just called me a lawyer. I call
Speaker 1: you and tell you your guy threatened me, and you're
Speaker 1: telling me maybe I don't remember it the right way.
Speaker 1: I said, you know what, go check your tapes, call
Speaker 1: me back tomorrow. I get the phone call the next day. Hi,
Speaker 1: Mr Brodie. Yeah, hey Lenny. Yeah, we reviewed the tapes
Speaker 1: at the garage. Yeah and yeah, um yeah, apparently what
Speaker 1: you said was true. And what end? Where's the end? So,
Speaker 1: so I was, I said, what's that? Yeah, this video
Speaker 1: of him approaching you quickly and screaming and yelling twice.
Speaker 1: And uh, I did check the records. He did put
Speaker 1: the tires on dagonly. I'm really sorry, So I said,
Speaker 1: uh huh okay. And I said, and and the and
Speaker 1: the masks. Oh, that's a violation of company policy. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: I should have the masks on, so I said, Uh,
Speaker 1: I said, you see, I'm a customer of yours for like,
Speaker 1: you know, long time. Davis. Yeah, he goes, no, no,
Speaker 1: And we want we value your business, Sir, I said, okay,
Speaker 1: he said, so I I hope you'll accept my apology. Good,
Speaker 1: that was it. Accept your apology. Accept your apology. Oliver
Speaker 1: screams at me for bringing my car when he waved
Speaker 1: me on, then basically threatens me because I made his
Speaker 1: life difficult. Excuse me, I'm driving with diagonal tires from
Speaker 1: my daughter's car. No, thank you? Where's the Oh, We're sorry,
Speaker 1: have a nice day. We hope you'll come back, have
Speaker 1: a good week. Bullshit, bullshit? So so get this? So
Speaker 1: So I look up online who the big muckety muck is,
Speaker 1: who the vice president is? It's online. Are you going bigger?
Speaker 1: You're going? You're going higher than Lenny? Okay, So I
Speaker 1: speak to a guy, he's the vice president of marketing.
Speaker 1: He says, you gotta talk to uh to Elise in
Speaker 1: customer service. She's in charge of the big problems. She
Speaker 1: will put you in charge of the the big boss
Speaker 1: in the with the sauce in the office, the big guy,
Speaker 1: Lenny's boss. This is unacceptable. I said, thank you, sir.
Speaker 1: So I speak to Elise. I call Else's office. They said, well,
Speaker 1: Else isn't in leaver a voicemail. I said, uh, Alie,
Speaker 1: give me a call back. I said, here's the situation.
Speaker 1: I had a problem in the store. I didn't get satisfaction.
Speaker 1: I spoke to the regional manager. They offered me no solution.
Speaker 1: So I really would like this. According to so and so,
Speaker 1: your vice president of marketing, he said, I should ask
Speaker 1: for let's just say author, So, could you please arrange
Speaker 1: me to speak to Arthur about the situation? At last?
Speaker 1: Doesn't call me back. My phone rings the next day,
Speaker 1: you know, call me back, Lenny, the regional guy. Hi,
Speaker 1: Mr Brodie, is everything okay? Yeah? Why? Oh? I well,
Speaker 1: I closed your account yesterday and it looks like it
Speaker 1: was reopened. Is there a problem? So now what am
Speaker 1: I gonna say to him? I tried to call your boss,
Speaker 1: and apparently it backfired because when you ask for somebody,
Speaker 1: they give you someone lower. So I was like, no,
Speaker 1: it's all good, Lenny, I don't know. That must be
Speaker 1: some kind of mistake. He's are you sure everything's fine?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, everything's fine? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. You
Speaker 1: hang up and now you call the fucking office again? Right? No, no,
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Speaker 1: I was gonna Well, I was gonna call Elie and
Speaker 1: go what the fuck? I thought I was gonna speak
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