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<v Speaker 1>Brodie, I think we should start a new tradition here

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<v Speaker 1>on the podcast. I couldn't agree more. We have big

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<v Speaker 1>news that fits perfectly with our show. I'm thinking that

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<v Speaker 1>while we do the podcast, we start this tradition of

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<v Speaker 1>eating pizza with the podcast. Pizza podcast, Pizza podcast. You

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<v Speaker 1>like that. Who doesn't love pizza in a podcast? So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm some Zapperoni on it, and then get some prune juice.

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<v Speaker 1>No no more, no, no more, no, none of that.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're gonna partner. Oh, there's gonna with some new friends,

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<v Speaker 1>a partnership for the podcast and the pizza together the

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<v Speaker 1>most obvious Hello, the best fit imaginable for this podcast. Slices,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're listening, I think you will understand why we

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<v Speaker 1>have partnered with the Slice app. We want all the

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<v Speaker 1>slices to get ready for this podcast right now by

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<v Speaker 1>joining us in this tradition of eating pizza and the

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<v Speaker 1>Slice life dot com is their website for all the

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<v Speaker 1>Slice for Life's listing. Right now, let's get to what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hungry. Okay, let's do this. There's two boys in

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<v Speaker 1>this South for Glyn Boys in this South, Crazy boys

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<v Speaker 1>in this South. Boys in this South. There's two boys

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<v Speaker 1>in this South. Boys in this house, crazy boys in

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<v Speaker 1>this South. Episode one Boys podcast. Do you remembered I

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<v Speaker 1>asked you? I said, we had request for it. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you the Brooklyn Boys wop intro ask for it by name.

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<v Speaker 1>Scary and I are smashing on private pots together right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Anyway, I you know, I gotta tell you, Brodie,

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<v Speaker 1>I I am a bastion of good health. If there

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<v Speaker 1>was ever a poster with what this healthy? Good health?

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<v Speaker 1>Not a bastard? Oh sorry, if there was ever a

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<v Speaker 1>poster that said what does good health look like? Look

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<v Speaker 1>up good health in the dictionary. There's a picture me there.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want I'm checking. Yeah, it's not a good

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<v Speaker 1>It's very dark. You should use a filter or something

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<v Speaker 1>on that lighting up. I went for my first physical

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<v Speaker 1>in like thirty years. I haven't gone to the doctor. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but can I just set the stage here because Scary

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<v Speaker 1>knows that I try my best to take care of myself,

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<v Speaker 1>at least matically like I go to the doctors I

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<v Speaker 1>go to you know, all the whole list of eye doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>Her doctor knows him throat everything. Just make sure everything's

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<v Speaker 1>working right. Okay. And I'm a couple of years older

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<v Speaker 1>than Scary. So he calls me up and he says,

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<v Speaker 1>couple of kids, I'm not smashing my privates up against

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<v Speaker 1>yours anymore. Dude, it's a couple of years. Relax anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>So Scary calls maybe goes listen, Brody, I know you

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<v Speaker 1>you you You go to the doctor every year, every year,

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<v Speaker 1>twice a year. Yeah. I get a get a physical

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<v Speaker 1>twice a year. Plus I get all the uh my

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<v Speaker 1>people my tribe we called catchy problem. When you catch

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<v Speaker 1>it's like when you complain about my neck. Car older. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So I go to a lot of doctors and make

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<v Speaker 1>sureything's fine. Okay. It scart this to me. So what

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<v Speaker 1>are they gonna do? What are they gonna do? I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, they gonna take your blood pressure and check

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<v Speaker 1>your heart, you know, your pulse, your heart rate. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>they may ask you to be in a cup. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if they do the blood work. Where you're

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<v Speaker 1>going And he sends you out and you're like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but are they gonna loop up a finger and stick

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<v Speaker 1>in my butt? And as I said, scared, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's that's a urologist, a proctologists. You're fine.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's well, well, well what I said, they may

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<v Speaker 1>give you an e kg. What's an e kg? I

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<v Speaker 1>explained to him, us, okay, but what about the finger?

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<v Speaker 1>They can put a finger in my butt. I saw

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<v Speaker 1>you were obsessed with your finger in the butt thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say this. I was just more excited and

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<v Speaker 1>an anxious because I didn't never have gone there before.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never done any of this stuff. I've never never doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>How long has it been since you went to a dome?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? Back in two thousand two, I went to

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<v Speaker 1>Club MED with my buddy. Told dar, okay, that's what's

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<v Speaker 1>not a sponsor Club m D, Club D. That was

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<v Speaker 1>back when they had the hands up and all that crap,

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<v Speaker 1>back when it was like a single resort, let the

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<v Speaker 1>dogs out. And it was so long ago, man, it

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<v Speaker 1>was it was like hands up, baby, hands up. Remember

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<v Speaker 1>that gave me y'all hot, gave me gave me y'all hot.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, when I when I got back from there,

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, I went on a bender, uh, drinking

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<v Speaker 1>shitty liquor and but just bad food, bad buffet food

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<v Speaker 1>every night for seven nights. Got back and I had

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<v Speaker 1>a guess, is prior to being healthy? Scary? This is

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<v Speaker 1>back in the day. Oh this is terrible. Yeah, this

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<v Speaker 1>is before I tried to do anything about my health.

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<v Speaker 1>And I came back when you was seeing Dr Fat

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<v Speaker 1>Gaine right, yeah, the world. I had the worst acid reflux.

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<v Speaker 1>So I went to the doctor. They stuck the thing

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<v Speaker 1>down my throat, and then they prescribed nexium for me,

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<v Speaker 1>the little purple pill. Yeah, and and and within a

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<v Speaker 1>few weeks it all cleared up. And I said, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>never going to destroy my body with bad liquor again.

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<v Speaker 1>So because that's what it was. It was bottom shelf

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<v Speaker 1>ship and it was okay, but that's while you get

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<v Speaker 1>acid reflux, you know. It was that and and the

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<v Speaker 1>gluttonous eating at the buffets of really garbage, greasy food. Yeah. No,

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<v Speaker 1>if you get put poorer qualities in your you know,

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<v Speaker 1>food in your body, think about what happens to your car. Brody,

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<v Speaker 1>would you dare put what regular? Yes, regular in my car?

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<v Speaker 1>You do you have a souped up of car though

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<v Speaker 1>you got you got one of those, doesn't require it.

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<v Speaker 1>Though you've got a big super sports car the eighties

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<v Speaker 1>and seventies, you don't need to I'm making maybe I'm

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<v Speaker 1>making an outdated reference. Alright, but do you do you

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<v Speaker 1>understand how a reflux works? Do you know what that means?

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<v Speaker 1>What the term means? Yeah? When when so the stuff

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<v Speaker 1>comes up? Because it's not because you had shitty steak, No,

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<v Speaker 1>but all the greasiness and the disgusting food, it all

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<v Speaker 1>comes right, that's the problem because the little flap, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm dumbing this down, it comes through the flap, and

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<v Speaker 1>then it goes into your air hole. It gets in

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<v Speaker 1>your air hole. Yeah, and you you're a big air hole,

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<v Speaker 1>so go ahead. Yeah. So what I'm saying is I

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<v Speaker 1>had acid reflux and I had to go to the doctor,

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<v Speaker 1>a gastro intrologist, and then they put me through a

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<v Speaker 1>battery of tests and then they finally solved it. And

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<v Speaker 1>that was so long ago. So what year was that? Two?

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<v Speaker 1>Thou did they loud the finger? They didn't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Then that was back. That was just just just for

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<v Speaker 1>this other telling you. The last time I went to

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<v Speaker 1>the DOT, I was back in the day, not back

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<v Speaker 1>in the hey two thousand two, brody. So that was

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<v Speaker 1>the last time I went to the doctor. So now

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<v Speaker 1>here I am all these years later. And why am

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<v Speaker 1>I a bastion of good health? Because after I went,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I got got on my anxiety. You've got

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<v Speaker 1>nothing coming. I'm not gonna drop sponsors, alright. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm telling you is, first all, thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>your guidance. You led me through it. And then then

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<v Speaker 1>I went to the doctor, got a full physical, got

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<v Speaker 1>the lab test done, got they took my blood, the

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<v Speaker 1>urine and everything. You wore the ladies panties like I suggested.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I got my results back and you know

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<v Speaker 1>what he told me, you're pregnant. Aside from no, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>having a food baby, actually herpes. When he got all

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<v Speaker 1>of it, uh no, he says, you're completely normal. Your

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<v Speaker 1>blood pressure is normal, your the e k G came

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<v Speaker 1>down fine. He says, the good cholesterol is high, the

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<v Speaker 1>bad cholesterol is low, so that's good. He says, you

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<v Speaker 1>need some vitamin D in your life. So you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>sell You're gonna you know that's your own vitamin D. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you need some vitamin D. So that's about it. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a little deficient there. Because he goes, either that or

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<v Speaker 1>you go out in the sun. I said, I hide

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<v Speaker 1>myself from the sun. I said, I'm in the shade.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a shade guy. So by the d J booth,

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<v Speaker 1>you know me under the umbrella, right, yeah, and I

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<v Speaker 1>put on loads of sun block. I don't want that.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, point is he prescribed. He just said you

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<v Speaker 1>have just about vitamin D deficiency and that is it.

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<v Speaker 1>He says, you are normal, you are healthy. Maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>could stand to lose a few lbs. But other than that, boom,

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<v Speaker 1>you're good. A little more D, little less lb. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you can you imagine that? Prody? I came out as

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<v Speaker 1>a That's what he said. I'm a bastion of good health.

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<v Speaker 1>So you need more D is what I'm hearing. A

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<v Speaker 1>little vitamin D. Oh okay, yeah, So did you talk

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<v Speaker 1>HM about essence some vitamin D. You should ask them

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<v Speaker 1>about that. You just you know, you can get orange

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<v Speaker 1>juice with extra vitamin D and calcium and uh, I

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<v Speaker 1>believe and then uh you got your milk with the

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<v Speaker 1>vitamin D. So what are you doing? What are you changing?

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<v Speaker 1>Not bringing some some vitamins into my diet natural capsules.

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<v Speaker 1>So my the larger point here is don't judge a

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<v Speaker 1>book by its cover. You would look at me and

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<v Speaker 1>be like, dude, I'm just letting you know that everything

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<v Speaker 1>came out and checked out. Well. The cause a piece

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<v Speaker 1>of ship, but it's got a good engine and transmission.

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<v Speaker 1>I got it. That that was my That was my

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna say it was my first car. It

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<v Speaker 1>was my third car. I had a really old Dodge

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<v Speaker 1>Dart which they don't make anymore. And I'm not talking

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<v Speaker 1>about the Dodge Dot for the last seven years. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking about one from the seventies. It was old when

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<v Speaker 1>I got it, Darties. It was all. Got it for

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<v Speaker 1>a hundred bucks off old man in my building who

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<v Speaker 1>stopped driving. He's like, you want it, you have a

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<v Speaker 1>hundred bucks. I'm like, I'll take it. I think I've

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<v Speaker 1>talked about this before. The door in open because it

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<v Speaker 1>was hit. It was sideswiped anyway. So it had a

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<v Speaker 1>really good engine in it. And it was fast too.

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<v Speaker 1>For you know, back then, all the cars were fast,

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<v Speaker 1>and they did thanks Tracy Chapman and so my father

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<v Speaker 1>when I would like, Dad, they cause a piece of ship.

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<v Speaker 1>He'd say. Son He'd say Sonny was like, hey, you

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<v Speaker 1>know it's a wolf and cheap's clothing. Nobody knows it's

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<v Speaker 1>a good car, right. I put a nice radio in

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<v Speaker 1>with a Benzi box where you you know, you pull

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<v Speaker 1>the radio out and take it with box. I had

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<v Speaker 1>a handle right that, so nobody could steal your radio.

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<v Speaker 1>You would, and then all the dude through it was

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<v Speaker 1>in the area would walk around with like like a

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<v Speaker 1>book but it was a radio into their arm like hey,

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<v Speaker 1>look at my radio, like what what what? And everyone

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<v Speaker 1>compare the models of the radio. You got to Kenwood

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<v Speaker 1>six three, six to eight anyway, So I had a

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<v Speaker 1>really nice radio, really nice sound system, nice engine. The

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<v Speaker 1>car was a piece of ship. Hundred bucks dents everywhere, right.

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<v Speaker 1>I had some street guys pull the dent out. They

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<v Speaker 1>used like ump, no, they no, it is no they

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't you know it was. It was a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of guys stopped me in the red light. They're like,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll fix that for you. If fifty bucks, I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>to cause a piece of crap whatever. So so it did.

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<v Speaker 1>It was they took like a like a hole punch

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<v Speaker 1>or like like a a spike and they boom put

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<v Speaker 1>holes in my car. Then they put a thing with

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<v Speaker 1>a hook on the end and they pulled the fender out,

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<v Speaker 1>so the fender, the fender was now no longer dented

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<v Speaker 1>all the way in, but it had bullet holes in it.

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<v Speaker 1>So it was awful, I know. But the call was

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<v Speaker 1>a hundred bucks. Then eventually, well, you know what, after

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<v Speaker 1>the fact, I was kind of like, I think I

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<v Speaker 1>want the dent back. What kind of job? Was like

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<v Speaker 1>a cash deal and it was one of those uh

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<v Speaker 1>you know, ah, I fixed the car fee with my

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<v Speaker 1>friends and I fixed the car. I was like, oh yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll take the dent right out. Listen. I wasn't. I

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<v Speaker 1>was much younger and less streets smart, and more importantly,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even think it was fifty. It may be

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<v Speaker 1>like they went boom boom boom, punched the holes in

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<v Speaker 1>the thing. I probably had pictures somewhere if I could

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<v Speaker 1>find the bullet hole pictures, I'll post them if I

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<v Speaker 1>could find them. But uh yeah, so there's that good.

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<v Speaker 1>But the color point was you are my bullet holed,

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<v Speaker 1>dented seventy dodge dark. But I'm gonna be running for

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<v Speaker 1>another two hundred tho miles. Baby, that's correct. Don't criticize

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<v Speaker 1>how scary looks. I'm gonna get some cosmetic surgery, some

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<v Speaker 1>some stuff from the outside. Hey, I know a guy

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<v Speaker 1>who can fix your dents for you. If you could

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<v Speaker 1>get get the guy. Bring the whole puncher. Yeah, bring

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<v Speaker 1>the whole puncher and the extra fat wul Just who

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<v Speaker 1>was out of the holes smooth me over. That would

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<v Speaker 1>be Boatox. I could get some things done for the

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<v Speaker 1>outside to get it, as long as I know the

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<v Speaker 1>insides running. Baby. Speaking of Boatox, did you see they

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<v Speaker 1>arrested a Florida man. I think last week. Where else

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<v Speaker 1>would he be from? Right, it's always a Florida. I

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<v Speaker 1>think Jacksonville. He was uh pretending to be a botox doctor,

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<v Speaker 1>and then before he would start the procedure, he was

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<v Speaker 1>getting drunk on four logos in Champagne Class Act Class Act.

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<v Speaker 1>So not only was he not a doctor, had no

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<v Speaker 1>license to perform botox injections, but he was getting drunk

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<v Speaker 1>before logo. This guy, I'm I'm thinking now that I

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<v Speaker 1>think about the story, he was the dent fixer of

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<v Speaker 1>botox people, you know what I mean, Like the guys

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<v Speaker 1>who fixed my dent. He's that he's he's the equivalent

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<v Speaker 1>for botox doctors. That's great, Yeah, go to him, a

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<v Speaker 1>big deal on it, got a good deal. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>At the end of the last podcast, I left you

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<v Speaker 1>on a cliffhanger, and I told everybody on this show

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<v Speaker 1>that that I was that you were gonna be piste

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<v Speaker 1>off at me and I and rightfully, so you made

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<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't tell me for the whole week. Nope, I

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<v Speaker 1>know you try to texting me. I know. I asked

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<v Speaker 1>you and I called you the other night. I texted you.

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<v Speaker 1>You up, You're like, yeah, like ten thirty. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>why what what am I gonna be mad about? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not telling you, which made me more mad. So I've

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<v Speaker 1>saved it for right now. And the slices me you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, They're gonna take your side right away, all right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's all so it's also gonna be a slap

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<v Speaker 1>in the face of of our brand and our show. Upset. Alright,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm already So when I was on vacation with my girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>On the last day, we're packing up to leave, and

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<v Speaker 1>obviously we had to choose what are we wearing on

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<v Speaker 1>the airplane So my girlfriend pulls out a Brooklyn Boys

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<v Speaker 1>podcast tank top. I love it. No, the Navy one

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<v Speaker 1>with the white big fan. She does. She says, I

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<v Speaker 1>think I'm gonna wear this. And I said, oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of people from New York here in

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<v Speaker 1>New Jersey and in Florida and here we were in

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<v Speaker 1>the Bahamas. Uh, and they're gonna be all be on

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<v Speaker 1>our flight back to New York. Yes, so I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, you know, Robin, you did not. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>why don't you? I said, listen, I do not make

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<v Speaker 1>any decisions on what anybody wear but myself. Okay, my

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<v Speaker 1>girlfriend is free to wear what she wants. She's her

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<v Speaker 1>own person. I never never hit her over the head

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<v Speaker 1>with a club. If you never metal, I never metal

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<v Speaker 1>in her outfit choices. Ever. She can do whatever she wants.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care what I offer. It wants to put

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<v Speaker 1>on a tank top. Number one, she's gonna look great.

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<v Speaker 1>Number two, she she knows how to rock that tank top. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>she actually makes that tank top look good. That's how great.

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<v Speaker 1>She looks in it. Very bad for a minute. No,

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<v Speaker 1>But okay, so so did she wear it? No, she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't wear it. She was I'm just gonna put on

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<v Speaker 1>a regular old shirt and the reason slapped you. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna we should I'm gonna call her. The reason why

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to her to wear it is because

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to attract attention. So if somebody were

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<v Speaker 1>the crowds of people Brooklyn Boys, I didn't know I

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<v Speaker 1>was a friend. You know. It's one of those things

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<v Speaker 1>where I'm like, we're on our way home, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>Sunday night and this COVID everything the airplane. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not that you were embarrassed. You thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>goofy to wear the logo shirt in public. Wear the

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<v Speaker 1>shirt and everyone my family wears it, everybody wears I

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<v Speaker 1>I've got you know what I happened to be no joke.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm wearing the Brooklyn Boys blue and white T shirt

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<v Speaker 1>right now, but right now, and I wore it on

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<v Speaker 1>you know what. To prove it, you can look at

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<v Speaker 1>today's what's today's date, Today's the April Wednesday. You could

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<v Speaker 1>look on the at Elvis durand show. Yeah, you'll see

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<v Speaker 1>you go ahead and look at the fifteen minute morning

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<v Speaker 1>show from today. I represented I wore the Elvis durand

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. The Brooklyn Boys shirt on the Elvis Durand podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, there's something about just oh Man being out

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<v Speaker 1>places and then saying, I'm going to wear the logo

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<v Speaker 1>to the show, my own show. And then it's almost

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<v Speaker 1>like I wanted that attention, right because if I'm if

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<v Speaker 1>rob was wearing it, but if she was wearing that shirt,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they would and they see me with her

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<v Speaker 1>and they're like, oh my god. So it's not that

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be recognized. It's nothing don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to meet people because you know me, I'm the king

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<v Speaker 1>of like shaking hands and kissing babies. Yeah, well you

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<v Speaker 1>should wait till they get older. A little a little

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<v Speaker 1>disturbing there, but no tongue you are. You are awful today,

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<v Speaker 1>Brodie's deble. It's an awful thing for you to say,

0:16:13.200 --> 0:16:16.160
<v Speaker 1>making jokes like that. So but don't you see a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of like whoa, No, I have no shame, none,

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<v Speaker 1>but you will mind the shame. Never minds a shame

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't think it's shame with you. I just

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<v Speaker 1>I think that it looks like we're I'm begging for attention.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, look at me, look at us. We're the

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the Brooklyn Boys. Guy. Have you have you never like,

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<v Speaker 1>uh seen anyone like construction guys wearing a shirt that

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<v Speaker 1>says like Tony's construction the way that right? You ever

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<v Speaker 1>going to home depot and the guys wearing like Sal's Plumbing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got it's a blue shirt with white lettering on

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<v Speaker 1>the back of the phone number, right, and and they

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<v Speaker 1>drive their own plumbing truck to them. That's when they work.

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<v Speaker 1>That's part of their uniform. No, that's something there they're going.

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<v Speaker 1>They can change their shirt. They want people to see

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<v Speaker 1>the shirt and go South Plumbing. Yeah, but they were

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<v Speaker 1>all in the club. They're all in there. When I

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<v Speaker 1>say club, they're all they're going to home depot together.

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<v Speaker 1>They're all in the same mentality. Seen a guy with

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<v Speaker 1>a contractor shirt or a union shirt in the supermarket.

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<v Speaker 1>You've never seen a firefighter with an FDN. Why this

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<v Speaker 1>was different. We were on vacation and we were boarding

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<v Speaker 1>a flight, and we were walking through the airport and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you know, now that I think about it, I

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<v Speaker 1>was probably have you ever seen a girl wearing like

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<v Speaker 1>a high school cheerleader's shirt, like, oh, like Mad Mustang's cheerleading, like, oh,

0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:38.000
<v Speaker 1>that girl's cheerleading. Yeah. I just feel it's a little different.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but I want you to tweet scary.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming tweet scary and make that matter. But let them

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<v Speaker 1>know that you wear your company stuff. You wear the

0:17:46.400 --> 0:17:48.520
<v Speaker 1>stuff you're proud of. You should have been like, and

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<v Speaker 1>I do wear the Brooklyn Boys stuff. I love. I

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<v Speaker 1>love our merch although you know what it reminds me of.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember we had a we had a we

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<v Speaker 1>had a coworker on our morning show No names doesn't matter,

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, he was in a snowstorm at a rest

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<v Speaker 1>stop on the Jersey Turnpike and he happened to be

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<v Speaker 1>wearing his Z one hundred, which is our New York

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<v Speaker 1>radio station one hundred hat, and the news crew was

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<v Speaker 1>interviewing people like remember this, let's get your opinion on

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<v Speaker 1>the snowstorm. And they were like excuse me, Like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>do you working see one hundred? He's like, how do

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<v Speaker 1>you know you're wearing that? And he had the jacket

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<v Speaker 1>with the logo on the back, so they were right

0:18:26.200 --> 0:18:28.760
<v Speaker 1>up to him. Yeah. I mean, you know, you never know.

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<v Speaker 1>I just feel like coming back from vacation, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>something I'm not proud and and by the way she

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<v Speaker 1>she could have over ruled me and said, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm wearing this ship of course, but she's she's like

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, I like, you do what you want,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't know. And then she's like yeah, she goes,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, you're right. I kind of persuaded her. I'm like, yeah,

0:18:50.480 --> 0:18:52.880
<v Speaker 1>I suggested it, So whatever you want to talk to her,

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<v Speaker 1>that's fine. I feel and I feel like the slices

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<v Speaker 1>will all like throwing shooting little daggers at me right now, yelling,

0:18:59.119 --> 0:19:04.959
<v Speaker 1>yelling at their uh, you know whatever the devices segway,

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<v Speaker 1>then I'm gonna segue into saying hi to T Daddy

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<v Speaker 1>t sst Troy. Uh. He just received his hashtag shirt,

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<v Speaker 1>sent us a picture of it, very excited about owning it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, he went on a plane. Well listen, Oh

0:19:21.200 --> 0:19:25.440
<v Speaker 1>wait a minute, Lacy Goodson Goodson under school. Lacey send

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<v Speaker 1>us a picture of her wearing the hashtag shirt. This

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<v Speaker 1>seems to be a hashtag week. Oh here's my good buddy, Ian,

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<v Speaker 1>My good buddy Ian. His last name is Bear, doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>spell it that way, but Ian Bear. I went to

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<v Speaker 1>junior high school with him. That's like that was seventh

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<v Speaker 1>and ninth grade. Is he sports? He's wearing the Brooklyn

0:19:43.240 --> 0:19:47.160
<v Speaker 1>Boys property of podcast Scary and Brodie Brody and Scary shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>He put it on instant on Twitter, I would like

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<v Speaker 1>and I said, wait a minute, I didn't send you

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<v Speaker 1>a shirt. He said, you're my friends since junior high school.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm supporting your podcast. That's so nice. My buddy Scary

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't support Come on, hey, shout out to the real

0:20:01.280 --> 0:20:05.200
<v Speaker 1>kick Low justin recovering from surgery. Hope you're doing well.

0:20:05.520 --> 0:20:08.040
<v Speaker 1>Sent me a picture actually put on Instagram. You can

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<v Speaker 1>see it at the Real kick low Llow. But the

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys hat, the fu a seventy seven jersey, the

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys podcast Hoodie, the gray one. Is that the

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<v Speaker 1>whole collection? You know what I like to see. I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't seen this yet. Somebody drinking out of a Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 1>Boys swell bottle, you know, because I know some people

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<v Speaker 1>brought but the Brooklyn Boys bottle, the water bottle. Because

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<v Speaker 1>I drank root beer out of mind today I have

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<v Speaker 1>might didn't have any more. I so I was out

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<v Speaker 1>of my sixteen point nine ounce dia pepsis, and so

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<v Speaker 1>I took the root beer bottle, the diet rootpier in

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<v Speaker 1>their fridge. I filled up my Brooklyn Boys uh uh

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<v Speaker 1>thermal bottle no brand name there and U and it

0:20:49.160 --> 0:20:50.800
<v Speaker 1>was fine. It was cold I had in the car.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't need a sixteen point nine pre may have

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<v Speaker 1>not been to our website. Go to Brooklyn Boys dot

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<v Speaker 1>Big Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel

0:21:03.119 --> 0:21:05.880
<v Speaker 1>dot com. Yeah, and now you know, get in on

0:21:05.880 --> 0:21:07.880
<v Speaker 1>what on this cool merch because we got a lot

0:21:07.920 --> 0:21:10.800
<v Speaker 1>more stuff than if you were there like two months ago.

0:21:10.880 --> 0:21:14.159
<v Speaker 1>Like I already visited that. There was a couple of things,

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of the items that are like they were

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<v Speaker 1>out of like double xcel on one of them. All

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<v Speaker 1>the stuff you remembered is now back in stock and

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<v Speaker 1>we got everything back and we have about eight new items,

0:21:25.240 --> 0:21:27.760
<v Speaker 1>ten new items in there, so we're excited. Uh and

0:21:27.760 --> 0:21:30.000
<v Speaker 1>and more on the way. Well that's all that's all

0:21:30.000 --> 0:21:33.159
<v Speaker 1>you get for for now. Also, UM, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>send a shout out to people that listen to episode

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<v Speaker 1>one seventy of our podcast, this episode one seventy two,

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<v Speaker 1>all twelve of them. If yeah, So I think there

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<v Speaker 1>must be some kind of like COVID warning on episode

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<v Speaker 1>one seventy people are social distancing from it. Can't figure

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<v Speaker 1>this out. One sixty nine. Huge numbers, huge numbers, one

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<v Speaker 1>seventy one already twice the numbers listener wise is one

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<v Speaker 1>seventy once heaven, he's just sitting out there. I'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>you why we released it. We released Yeah, I'll tell

0:22:04.000 --> 0:22:06.399
<v Speaker 1>you why. We released it on a week where it

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<v Speaker 1>was a big vacation week for a lot of people. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, that we were we did Monday. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was after Easter and a passover, and I we

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<v Speaker 1>were on vacation. I was out of town. I was

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<v Speaker 1>busy telling my girlfriend not to boys tank top. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and you were in your basement where you've been for

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<v Speaker 1>about thirteen months now, which, by the way, yeah, really cold.

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<v Speaker 1>When are you coming out of your basement? Brody? We

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<v Speaker 1>gotta get together, We gotta we need a Brooklyn boys hang.

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<v Speaker 1>You know one thing I gotta let everyone know now,

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<v Speaker 1>And and this is pissing me off to no end.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that because I get these d m s and

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<v Speaker 1>you don't see these, Brody. I post stories on my

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram about all the food that I've been eating, all

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<v Speaker 1>the places I've gone healthy scary. This is the unhealthy scary.

0:22:49.800 --> 0:22:52.080
<v Speaker 1>I think what I did was I celebrated the health

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<v Speaker 1>by being completely unhealthy, by going out every night and

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<v Speaker 1>eating steaks every night. Wherever I go, the Rodizios, these places,

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<v Speaker 1>and people dm me, Brodie is gonna be upset? Yes,

0:23:05.680 --> 0:23:07.919
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, did you invite him? And you know what,

0:23:07.960 --> 0:23:09.640
<v Speaker 1>I tell each and every one of them, and they'll

0:23:09.640 --> 0:23:13.840
<v Speaker 1>tell you to Brodie. Brody has been in his basement

0:23:13.880 --> 0:23:16.920
<v Speaker 1>for thirteen months. If I invited, if I invited Brodie

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<v Speaker 1>out to where I am right now, he would decline.

0:23:19.840 --> 0:23:22.600
<v Speaker 1>He would say, nope, I'm not coming. Hold on, here's

0:23:22.600 --> 0:23:25.960
<v Speaker 1>the thing, though. You go out with thirteen people, right

0:23:25.960 --> 0:23:28.520
<v Speaker 1>and you and you eat indoors. That's how I go out,

0:23:28.760 --> 0:23:30.840
<v Speaker 1>and that's how you roll. I get it. I get it.

0:23:31.440 --> 0:23:33.840
<v Speaker 1>I go out now with my family. Right we went,

0:23:33.840 --> 0:23:35.159
<v Speaker 1>I went. I'll tell you that where we went to

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<v Speaker 1>the night. It was fantastic. We sit outside because that's

0:23:38.240 --> 0:23:40.720
<v Speaker 1>what I'm comfortable doing right now under a nice heat lamp.

0:23:40.800 --> 0:23:43.760
<v Speaker 1>Right it was it was seventy degrees. It was beautiful out. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>If you said to me, hey, Brodie, why don't we

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<v Speaker 1>go to the steakhouse. We'll sit outdoors, you and me,

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<v Speaker 1>just us, nobody else around that you're not you're not

0:23:51.640 --> 0:23:54.800
<v Speaker 1>familiar with. I'm in right. But the scenario that I'm

0:23:54.800 --> 0:23:57.320
<v Speaker 1>setting up right now and I'm explaining is I'm painting

0:23:57.359 --> 0:24:00.920
<v Speaker 1>a picture of what the list, just like they keep

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<v Speaker 1>d m me and saying, invite, Brody, invite. It's because

0:24:06.200 --> 0:24:09.920
<v Speaker 1>what you're gonna decline for seventeen different reasons. You know

0:24:09.960 --> 0:24:12.399
<v Speaker 1>what's gonna happen, and slices, you know what's gonna happen.

0:24:12.600 --> 0:24:15.159
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna go with six of Scaries buddies, sex on

0:24:15.240 --> 0:24:19.080
<v Speaker 1>the way, Dave, uh, you know my my my buddy,

0:24:19.119 --> 0:24:21.520
<v Speaker 1>This my buddy, that my buddy, all of all the buddies.

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<v Speaker 1>Right then the bill is gonna come eight people are

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<v Speaker 1>gonna chip in for nine because Scari is gonna go,

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<v Speaker 1>we got this, Brody. And then Scary's gonna pay an

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<v Speaker 1>extra five dollars cover my dinner and then say he

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<v Speaker 1>brought me steak dinner. That's what you're gonna do. Plus

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<v Speaker 1>if I want to pay for it now, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>pay for your buddy, Will your buddy, your buddy, Tolly.

0:24:39.400 --> 0:24:42.680
<v Speaker 1>That's how we roll. We split the bill evenly. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. These guys are gonna These guys are

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<v Speaker 1>gonna crack your skull if you tell them any different, right,

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<v Speaker 1>which is why I don't want to go out with

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<v Speaker 1>those guys. I like them, I like all your friends.

0:24:51.080 --> 0:24:53.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going out drinking with your boys, especially on

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<v Speaker 1>a weeknight. I don't know what you're doing on a

0:24:54.280 --> 0:24:58.920
<v Speaker 1>weeknight drinking Taco Tuesday. Last night, damn it, you didn't

0:24:58.920 --> 0:25:01.600
<v Speaker 1>even have tacos. Yes we did last night, we had tacos.

0:25:02.080 --> 0:25:04.920
<v Speaker 1>My story's still there. I have to take a break

0:25:04.960 --> 0:25:09.199
<v Speaker 1>because what was it Monday night? Scary likes to text me, right,

0:25:09.280 --> 0:25:11.359
<v Speaker 1>or tell me he's going places. You guys will have

0:25:11.400 --> 0:25:14.240
<v Speaker 1>these friends, right, they tell you something, they assume, you know,

0:25:14.880 --> 0:25:16.840
<v Speaker 1>like I'm going to out that guy's house. You're like,

0:25:16.880 --> 0:25:19.560
<v Speaker 1>what guy? So Scary says, hey, I can't talk now.

0:25:19.600 --> 0:25:21.359
<v Speaker 1>He texted me. He texted me, and he says, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't go out now. I'm going to Fernandez something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Fernandez a very famous steakhouse in Dzo in Newark, New Jersey.

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<v Speaker 1>Never heard of it, So I don't know what Fernandez is.

0:25:31.280 --> 0:25:32.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if that means he's like going to

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<v Speaker 1>get his call fixed over at Fernandez called place I

0:25:35.400 --> 0:25:40.360
<v Speaker 1>don't know Fernandez is, and three people by the way

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<v Speaker 1>sidebarred me and be like, Brodie, guess what. No, he

0:25:45.960 --> 0:25:48.600
<v Speaker 1>doesn't me. No, no, because because you got all of

0:25:48.640 --> 0:25:51.119
<v Speaker 1>the above, because he uses to split the bill evenly

0:25:51.160 --> 0:25:53.920
<v Speaker 1>with people. Hold on, nobody would go out. You don't

0:25:53.960 --> 0:25:55.800
<v Speaker 1>want to. You don't want to split the bill evenly

0:25:56.040 --> 0:25:58.480
<v Speaker 1>when they drink a hundred dollars each young liquor. But

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<v Speaker 1>that's not my problem. But I'm telling them the slices

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<v Speaker 1>why for all of them, Brody has eleven reasons why

0:26:05.600 --> 0:26:08.240
<v Speaker 1>he would never be there, So don't ask me eleven reasons.

0:26:08.240 --> 0:26:11.680
<v Speaker 1>It's Tony, it's Will, it's David. He doesn't want to

0:26:11.720 --> 0:26:14.200
<v Speaker 1>be around. He doesn't want to eat indoors. He doesn't

0:26:14.240 --> 0:26:16.320
<v Speaker 1>want it. He doesn't want to be around several people.

0:26:16.440 --> 0:26:18.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm not there yet, Okay. He doesn't want to split

0:26:18.480 --> 0:26:20.919
<v Speaker 1>the bill evenly or even you know, or he wouldn't

0:26:20.960 --> 0:26:25.160
<v Speaker 1>count the state did the free steak dinners and everybody, everybody,

0:26:25.160 --> 0:26:30.560
<v Speaker 1>we're not gonna we're not gonna talk whatever. There are

0:26:30.560 --> 0:26:32.119
<v Speaker 1>other things that are more important that I want to

0:26:32.119 --> 0:26:33.600
<v Speaker 1>talk about. Well, first of all, we got to talk

0:26:33.640 --> 0:26:36.000
<v Speaker 1>about what we spoke about at the top of this podcast.

0:26:36.000 --> 0:26:38.720
<v Speaker 1>People like, whoa, what was that cold open you guys did?

0:26:38.760 --> 0:26:43.959
<v Speaker 1>And you guys talking about pizza so and and by

0:26:44.000 --> 0:26:46.840
<v Speaker 1>the way, and the next episode of the episode after,

0:26:46.880 --> 0:26:50.800
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna have the CEO of our friends at the

0:26:51.680 --> 0:26:54.960
<v Speaker 1>I think it's next week. The thing the beauty of

0:26:55.000 --> 0:26:58.960
<v Speaker 1>having this guy on right is that scary says to me.

0:26:59.040 --> 0:27:00.760
<v Speaker 1>I got a great idea gonna reach out to the

0:27:00.760 --> 0:27:05.000
<v Speaker 1>Slice app because our slices we talked about pizza. Let's

0:27:05.040 --> 0:27:07.480
<v Speaker 1>see if they're familiar with our podcast. Maybe we want

0:27:07.480 --> 0:27:10.840
<v Speaker 1>to work together. Shan's the guy up? Tell him scared

0:27:10.840 --> 0:27:12.240
<v Speaker 1>what happened when you when you hit the guy up?

0:27:12.280 --> 0:27:15.520
<v Speaker 1>His name is Elier. Yeah, he's from Staten Island. We're

0:27:15.560 --> 0:27:21.919
<v Speaker 1>from Brooklyn, I said, I said, be my friend on LinkedIn. Please.

0:27:22.400 --> 0:27:25.040
<v Speaker 1>You're you have a thing called the Slice App. Okay,

0:27:25.080 --> 0:27:29.159
<v Speaker 1>our fans are called our fandom is the are the slices?

0:27:29.480 --> 0:27:35.960
<v Speaker 1>I said, your website is Slice life dot com And

0:27:36.000 --> 0:27:38.520
<v Speaker 1>I said, fright said, we have a pizza in our logo.

0:27:38.600 --> 0:27:41.440
<v Speaker 1>I said, please just talk to me casually. This isn't

0:27:41.480 --> 0:27:43.040
<v Speaker 1>a sales pitch. I'm not a sales guy. I'm not

0:27:43.080 --> 0:27:45.639
<v Speaker 1>a sales guy, right, I said, So I spoke to

0:27:45.640 --> 0:27:48.439
<v Speaker 1>the dude. All of a sudden, we start talking about

0:27:48.520 --> 0:27:51.639
<v Speaker 1>baseball and pop culture and stuff that, you know, living

0:27:51.680 --> 0:27:58.040
<v Speaker 1>parallel line morning show like you guys, so I said, dude. So,

0:27:58.040 --> 0:28:00.439
<v Speaker 1>so we just had this like we almost did our own.

0:28:00.560 --> 0:28:02.159
<v Speaker 1>It was almost like we all had a little Brooklyn

0:28:02.160 --> 0:28:05.480
<v Speaker 1>Staten Island Boy podcast right there on the zoom call

0:28:05.800 --> 0:28:07.480
<v Speaker 1>and it was just the two of us. And he goes,

0:28:07.480 --> 0:28:09.840
<v Speaker 1>you know what, I like you. I said, I like

0:28:09.920 --> 0:28:11.960
<v Speaker 1>you too, And we just had so much in common.

0:28:12.080 --> 0:28:14.320
<v Speaker 1>We even know the same people running the same circles.

0:28:14.480 --> 0:28:18.440
<v Speaker 1>Let's listen. He goes, we'll well, we'll talk and and

0:28:18.560 --> 0:28:21.080
<v Speaker 1>and they made it a reality and boom, boom boom.

0:28:21.119 --> 0:28:26.639
<v Speaker 1>They are the official sponsor, uh a sponsor. You know.

0:28:26.920 --> 0:28:29.560
<v Speaker 1>This is like these are like friends getting together and

0:28:29.600 --> 0:28:32.560
<v Speaker 1>they're more it's more like a partnership. Partnership. So, so

0:28:32.680 --> 0:28:37.160
<v Speaker 1>here's here's what. First of all, this app, the Slice app,

0:28:37.760 --> 0:28:41.120
<v Speaker 1>it is it's not just an app, right for like, oh,

0:28:41.160 --> 0:28:43.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna order pizza tonight, I'm gonna use this thing.

0:28:44.000 --> 0:28:48.000
<v Speaker 1>It's it's beyond that. So uh, it's first of all,

0:28:48.000 --> 0:28:50.680
<v Speaker 1>what it does is it lets you use the app

0:28:50.720 --> 0:28:55.200
<v Speaker 1>to order from was it thousand independent pizzerias in the country.

0:28:55.520 --> 0:28:57.840
<v Speaker 1>This is the the important port thing to know is

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<v Speaker 1>it's not just this isn't just the livery appy these people,

0:29:01.600 --> 0:29:06.479
<v Speaker 1>they are actually empowering local pizzerias around the country so

0:29:06.520 --> 0:29:08.760
<v Speaker 1>they can compete with the big boys. Right. So if

0:29:08.800 --> 0:29:10.800
<v Speaker 1>if you're if you want to help a local business

0:29:10.800 --> 0:29:13.720
<v Speaker 1>out that doesn't have the technology to have a website

0:29:13.720 --> 0:29:15.680
<v Speaker 1>and an app and everything, and you're like, oh, you

0:29:15.680 --> 0:29:17.400
<v Speaker 1>have to call them when it's busy answering the fallon

0:29:17.400 --> 0:29:21.960
<v Speaker 1>and they got hold on. Yeah, this app lets everybody

0:29:22.000 --> 0:29:28.080
<v Speaker 1>be technologically advanced now, right, And they don't take a

0:29:28.240 --> 0:29:32.600
<v Speaker 1>huge fee like a lot of apps do. They take

0:29:33.280 --> 0:29:36.440
<v Speaker 1>very little mindy. In fact, they've saved these these little guys,

0:29:36.480 --> 0:29:41.400
<v Speaker 1>these pizzerias, over two fifty million dollars in fees. So

0:29:41.640 --> 0:29:43.480
<v Speaker 1>let me do. Let me tell you what I did tonight.

0:29:44.120 --> 0:29:46.120
<v Speaker 1>I want to share this. I wanted to I want

0:29:46.120 --> 0:29:48.880
<v Speaker 1>to read the description. So, uh, if you think that

0:29:48.920 --> 0:29:52.040
<v Speaker 1>the Slice app is just ruding pizza, it's not. I

0:29:52.640 --> 0:29:55.320
<v Speaker 1>uh did a search in my area for who uses

0:29:55.360 --> 0:29:58.800
<v Speaker 1>the app. One of my favorite restaurants Slash Pizza Places.

0:29:58.880 --> 0:30:01.960
<v Speaker 1>It's a Italian restaurant, make on a pizza oven. They're

0:30:01.960 --> 0:30:05.200
<v Speaker 1>on the app. So I ordered tonight from Bella Gente

0:30:05.400 --> 0:30:10.959
<v Speaker 1>in called well, New Jersey. Okay, not only did not right?

0:30:11.080 --> 0:30:15.000
<v Speaker 1>Not only did I get Margharita pizza. Look, you know

0:30:15.040 --> 0:30:16.760
<v Speaker 1>you guys know him Picky, right, you guys know I

0:30:16.760 --> 0:30:20.000
<v Speaker 1>don't want Parsley, I don't want onions. I'm always difficult, right,

0:30:20.280 --> 0:30:22.880
<v Speaker 1>So whenever I call Bella Gente, I have to explain

0:30:22.960 --> 0:30:25.240
<v Speaker 1>to them, listen, when you make the thing with the thing,

0:30:25.320 --> 0:30:26.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't want the other thing and the whole thing.

0:30:27.640 --> 0:30:32.480
<v Speaker 1>Using the app, I ordered the chicken allah Valda Stana.

0:30:32.680 --> 0:30:36.240
<v Speaker 1>Here it comes scared ready chicken breast stuff with fontina

0:30:36.320 --> 0:30:40.600
<v Speaker 1>and prejudo, with sautep mushrooms and peas and a pink sauce.

0:30:42.080 --> 0:30:44.960
<v Speaker 1>So here's what I did. So that's It's a pizzeria restaurant.

0:30:45.920 --> 0:30:48.840
<v Speaker 1>So I used the app, the slice app. It pulls

0:30:48.920 --> 0:30:51.960
<v Speaker 1>up their menu right because it shows me like everything,

0:30:52.520 --> 0:30:55.440
<v Speaker 1>and I ordered that and then it says special instructions

0:30:55.880 --> 0:31:00.880
<v Speaker 1>and I put in no peas, no mushrooms, and I

0:31:00.880 --> 0:31:03.720
<v Speaker 1>would like cappellini instead of the vegetables because it's served

0:31:03.720 --> 0:31:07.760
<v Speaker 1>on a better fresh vegetables. Okay, then I ordered a

0:31:07.800 --> 0:31:11.720
<v Speaker 1>margarita pizza your basic right because they have a h

0:31:12.120 --> 0:31:14.320
<v Speaker 1>The pizza in there is great, but I wanted it.

0:31:14.440 --> 0:31:18.120
<v Speaker 1>My daughter wanted uh, it's like tomato sauce, right, so

0:31:18.160 --> 0:31:20.840
<v Speaker 1>I wanted it half pesto sauce for her and I

0:31:20.880 --> 0:31:23.920
<v Speaker 1>wanted in half with a sausage for me. And I'm

0:31:23.920 --> 0:31:25.400
<v Speaker 1>gonna post a picture of it later, I think on

0:31:25.400 --> 0:31:27.760
<v Speaker 1>Instagram it'll be like maybe when you see it. And

0:31:27.840 --> 0:31:30.480
<v Speaker 1>so rather than explaining it, because how many times do

0:31:30.480 --> 0:31:32.520
<v Speaker 1>you order pizza, will you go, hey, I want half this,

0:31:32.680 --> 0:31:35.120
<v Speaker 1>half that, and they get it wrong. In the app

0:31:35.840 --> 0:31:40.200
<v Speaker 1>there's a full circle, a left semi circle, and a

0:31:40.320 --> 0:31:44.400
<v Speaker 1>right semi so I was able to say on the right,

0:31:44.600 --> 0:31:48.719
<v Speaker 1>I want this, I want sausage. On the left, I

0:31:48.760 --> 0:31:52.800
<v Speaker 1>want but if I wanted to add shrimp, I could

0:31:52.840 --> 0:31:54.800
<v Speaker 1>then put the shrimp on the right. I can put

0:31:54.840 --> 0:31:57.960
<v Speaker 1>the tomatoes on the leaf. It's so customizable. It's so cool.

0:31:58.360 --> 0:32:02.240
<v Speaker 1>They really figured this. I actually belt down to you

0:32:02.320 --> 0:32:05.160
<v Speaker 1>because you figured this damn thing out. How people order

0:32:05.520 --> 0:32:08.520
<v Speaker 1>to normal pizza orderer. Then it's great. You can do

0:32:08.640 --> 0:32:11.120
<v Speaker 1>you can just order a slice if you want that.

0:32:11.160 --> 0:32:14.000
<v Speaker 1>You can order buy the pie, you can order the food.

0:32:14.040 --> 0:32:15.480
<v Speaker 1>You can't do that with a lot of these other guys.

0:32:15.680 --> 0:32:18.080
<v Speaker 1>So and they arranged for the delivery, or you can

0:32:18.120 --> 0:32:19.840
<v Speaker 1>pick it up. I chose to pick it up because

0:32:19.840 --> 0:32:21.720
<v Speaker 1>I was driving by the place. That's why when we say,

0:32:22.000 --> 0:32:24.520
<v Speaker 1>you know, they are the Slice is the largest network

0:32:24.560 --> 0:32:27.280
<v Speaker 1>of independent pizza rhas in the country. There there we

0:32:27.280 --> 0:32:30.080
<v Speaker 1>always say shops, small, shop local, right, you know I've

0:32:30.080 --> 0:32:32.040
<v Speaker 1>been preaching that since the beginning, Yes, since before the

0:32:32.080 --> 0:32:34.520
<v Speaker 1>beginning of the pandemic. Well, this is a perfect example

0:32:34.560 --> 0:32:37.240
<v Speaker 1>of that. So even though they're you know, slices a

0:32:37.360 --> 0:32:39.880
<v Speaker 1>huge network, they're just putting all the people together and

0:32:39.920 --> 0:32:42.960
<v Speaker 1>they're giving these local businesses the tools that they need

0:32:43.040 --> 0:32:46.600
<v Speaker 1>to succeed. In fact, here's some intentive for the Slice

0:32:46.680 --> 0:32:51.520
<v Speaker 1>for all you slices. Um they have a rewards program. Uh.

0:32:51.640 --> 0:32:54.920
<v Speaker 1>They launched this on their every every time you So

0:32:55.240 --> 0:32:58.320
<v Speaker 1>here's the thing. You order fifteen dollars or more, you

0:32:58.360 --> 0:33:00.760
<v Speaker 1>get a pizza point. Okay, fifteen as more get you

0:33:00.840 --> 0:33:05.760
<v Speaker 1>a point. You get eight pizza points freely. Yeah, and

0:33:05.800 --> 0:33:07.560
<v Speaker 1>you could earn any time that you want. That's not

0:33:07.600 --> 0:33:08.680
<v Speaker 1>the same, like you don't have to go to the

0:33:08.720 --> 0:33:13.320
<v Speaker 1>same pizza place that it's like a punch card. Okay,

0:33:13.360 --> 0:33:16.000
<v Speaker 1>but here's the best part. This is scary. This is

0:33:16.120 --> 0:33:21.200
<v Speaker 1>my favorite part. You download the Slice app order today

0:33:21.280 --> 0:33:24.080
<v Speaker 1>if you want right like we did. Uh use the

0:33:24.080 --> 0:33:28.040
<v Speaker 1>promo code Brooklyn, Brooklyn. You get five dollars off your

0:33:28.040 --> 0:33:31.640
<v Speaker 1>first order. Hello, five dollars off your first order right away.

0:33:31.720 --> 0:33:34.400
<v Speaker 1>We want and now now slices. We need the army.

0:33:34.480 --> 0:33:36.400
<v Speaker 1>We need everybody to come to life now and jump

0:33:36.440 --> 0:33:38.920
<v Speaker 1>into action. That we want to make it a tradition

0:33:38.960 --> 0:33:41.320
<v Speaker 1>that when we're recording our podcast or when you're listening

0:33:41.320 --> 0:33:44.960
<v Speaker 1>to it, we're eating pizza. So Brodie's got his. I

0:33:44.960 --> 0:33:47.280
<v Speaker 1>don't have my pizza just yet because I was like

0:33:47.680 --> 0:33:50.440
<v Speaker 1>I was napping earlier. I'm next week, you bet, you

0:33:50.480 --> 0:33:53.680
<v Speaker 1>bet your ass. I'm gonna have some artichoke pizza here

0:33:53.720 --> 0:33:56.680
<v Speaker 1>from Hoboken. Well, I had the sausage slices down here

0:33:56.680 --> 0:33:59.760
<v Speaker 1>in the basement, and Scary says, oh, give me ten minutes.

0:34:00.800 --> 0:34:03.840
<v Speaker 1>I gotta I gotta a phone call. I ate the pizza. Yeah,

0:34:03.920 --> 0:34:05.560
<v Speaker 1>I ate the pizza. I was writing a scary. So

0:34:05.560 --> 0:34:07.360
<v Speaker 1>you have to listen to me. Eat the everyone, download

0:34:07.400 --> 0:34:11.759
<v Speaker 1>the slice app, get you five dollars off. Please use

0:34:11.760 --> 0:34:14.560
<v Speaker 1>that keyword. And then you know, you know, we're gonna

0:34:14.640 --> 0:34:16.879
<v Speaker 1>be talking about these guys and next week we're gonna

0:34:16.880 --> 0:34:19.320
<v Speaker 1>have earlier on because he's a really fascinating scary that

0:34:19.440 --> 0:34:21.840
<v Speaker 1>I mentioned the chicken breast stuff with fontina and put

0:34:22.040 --> 0:34:28.839
<v Speaker 1>you already did. Thanks, I didn't invite scary that time past.

0:34:29.840 --> 0:34:34.080
<v Speaker 1>And uh, you know what, we were talking about food

0:34:34.080 --> 0:34:37.239
<v Speaker 1>a little earlier, you think, right before we went to break. Uh,

0:34:37.280 --> 0:34:39.759
<v Speaker 1>so I wanted to I want, you know, I have

0:34:39.920 --> 0:34:43.680
<v Speaker 1>I get piste off with Facebook people. And so somebody

0:34:43.719 --> 0:34:46.520
<v Speaker 1>was on Facebook and they asked for help. Let me

0:34:46.640 --> 0:34:49.600
<v Speaker 1>let me pull up the exact Facebook post, and you

0:34:49.640 --> 0:34:52.640
<v Speaker 1>know they they wrote, Hey, anyone know where I can

0:34:52.680 --> 0:34:59.000
<v Speaker 1>get a good strawberry shortcake? Right, preferably from a bakery,

0:34:59.360 --> 0:35:07.359
<v Speaker 1>not a super market. Okay, preferably yeah, preferably a bakery.

0:35:07.680 --> 0:35:09.920
<v Speaker 1>And then shure, I don't want to order from a supermarket.

0:35:10.200 --> 0:35:12.600
<v Speaker 1>She's I want to get it from someplace I can

0:35:12.640 --> 0:35:15.200
<v Speaker 1>buy the day of right, I don't have to custom

0:35:15.239 --> 0:35:17.120
<v Speaker 1>order it. I don't want it from a supermarket. Where

0:35:17.120 --> 0:35:18.920
<v Speaker 1>it's been sitting there for dad too. And I know,

0:35:18.960 --> 0:35:21.520
<v Speaker 1>I know supermarkets have have fresh stuff, but this woman

0:35:21.600 --> 0:35:25.319
<v Speaker 1>specifically said looking for a good strawberry shortcake, not from

0:35:25.320 --> 0:35:27.759
<v Speaker 1>a supermarket, looking for a bakery that makes a good

0:35:27.760 --> 0:35:31.640
<v Speaker 1>strawberry shortcake. Okay, that seems like a fair request. I

0:35:31.680 --> 0:35:34.640
<v Speaker 1>would say, Hey, I know you said you don't want

0:35:34.680 --> 0:35:36.719
<v Speaker 1>to order from a supermarket, but they really have good

0:35:36.719 --> 0:35:41.120
<v Speaker 1>short strawberry shortcake at shop. Write hey, have you tried

0:35:41.160 --> 0:35:47.799
<v Speaker 1>Whole Foods? Hey? So I can recommend some bakeries. I

0:35:47.800 --> 0:35:52.279
<v Speaker 1>can't think of any right now? Have you tried stopping shop? Did?

0:35:52.680 --> 0:35:55.720
<v Speaker 1>They in their minds are being helpful. They're being helpful.

0:35:56.040 --> 0:35:59.680
<v Speaker 1>They're being helpful. That's not helpful. The woman in her post,

0:35:59.760 --> 0:36:03.359
<v Speaker 1>she's said, Hey, um, I don't want to order from

0:36:03.360 --> 0:36:06.279
<v Speaker 1>a supermarket. Do you know a bakery. Can you help

0:36:06.280 --> 0:36:09.400
<v Speaker 1>me out with a bakery? No? They don't know, they no,

0:36:09.520 --> 0:36:12.120
<v Speaker 1>because but they feel the need to respond anyway, So

0:36:12.239 --> 0:36:16.960
<v Speaker 1>they're gonna say dead, go to Whole Foods right right,

0:36:18.040 --> 0:36:20.920
<v Speaker 1>So that's not helping anybody, I know. But people don't

0:36:20.920 --> 0:36:23.279
<v Speaker 1>follow instructions. But you know that, I mean, this is

0:36:23.560 --> 0:36:28.200
<v Speaker 1>at the beginning of time. At this entire podcast is

0:36:28.280 --> 0:36:31.200
<v Speaker 1>based around people that don't follow instructions. If you think

0:36:31.239 --> 0:36:33.719
<v Speaker 1>about it, it always boils down to that, doesn't it

0:36:34.520 --> 0:36:38.120
<v Speaker 1>From the in the grammar world, and you know people complaining,

0:36:38.440 --> 0:36:41.640
<v Speaker 1>you know with you all your customer service issues, it's

0:36:41.640 --> 0:36:44.400
<v Speaker 1>all it all boils down to people not following instructions,

0:36:44.560 --> 0:36:48.839
<v Speaker 1>people not paying attention, people hearing selective retention, remembering only

0:36:48.880 --> 0:36:52.000
<v Speaker 1>certain pieces of the past only you only want to

0:36:52.000 --> 0:36:53.880
<v Speaker 1>hear certain words in a sentence, and then you're just

0:36:53.880 --> 0:36:56.279
<v Speaker 1>gonna form your own thing or you're gonna do That's

0:36:56.320 --> 0:37:00.359
<v Speaker 1>how people are in general. People are we're we're we're

0:37:00.400 --> 0:37:03.320
<v Speaker 1>we're born this way man, Like Lady Gaga once said,

0:37:03.600 --> 0:37:10.120
<v Speaker 1>did she okay? So here's another one for you. Uh,

0:37:10.160 --> 0:37:14.160
<v Speaker 1>there's a young a young drummer, female drummer that I

0:37:14.239 --> 0:37:19.400
<v Speaker 1>follow on TikTok and Instagram. She's fantastic, and so she said,

0:37:19.920 --> 0:37:22.239
<v Speaker 1>see if you can figure out what song what shes?

0:37:22.320 --> 0:37:24.520
<v Speaker 1>What song am I playing? Because you know, Johny playing

0:37:24.560 --> 0:37:26.960
<v Speaker 1>the drums right, and the drums don't really always have

0:37:27.000 --> 0:37:28.680
<v Speaker 1>the melody, so you have to kind of figure it

0:37:28.680 --> 0:37:32.279
<v Speaker 1>out right. So it's like do doom doom Doom do right?

0:37:32.440 --> 0:37:34.480
<v Speaker 1>So you know, were you just doing the drum fill

0:37:34.560 --> 0:37:36.719
<v Speaker 1>from in the air tonight from Phil commin to Doom

0:37:36.760 --> 0:37:38.200
<v Speaker 1>to Do? By the way, have you seen the uh

0:37:38.480 --> 0:37:41.600
<v Speaker 1>the video asking why the did doo did doo do

0:37:41.640 --> 0:37:45.280
<v Speaker 1>doom dodo of the Daily Double is the same basic

0:37:45.719 --> 0:37:50.080
<v Speaker 1>pattern as the Yeah, oh, I never noticed it. But

0:37:50.160 --> 0:37:54.680
<v Speaker 1>it's a higher pitch. It's a higher right, Yeah, that's

0:37:54.719 --> 0:37:57.919
<v Speaker 1>the double right, the Daily double. So this person says,

0:37:57.960 --> 0:38:00.399
<v Speaker 1>can you figure out what song I'm playing? So in person,

0:38:00.520 --> 0:38:04.160
<v Speaker 1>this person writes, damn, I heard of it, but can't remember.

0:38:04.360 --> 0:38:07.120
<v Speaker 1>Once again, don't know the answer, but feel the need,

0:38:07.360 --> 0:38:09.520
<v Speaker 1>feels the need to respond anyway, I heard of it,

0:38:10.239 --> 0:38:13.080
<v Speaker 1>I heard of it, which doesn't make any sense. I heard,

0:38:13.200 --> 0:38:16.280
<v Speaker 1>I heard of it, but I can't remember. Hey, nobody

0:38:16.360 --> 0:38:22.000
<v Speaker 1>gives a fuck, right, nobody cares. The question was what

0:38:22.280 --> 0:38:25.279
<v Speaker 1>song am I playing? I'm gonna post that I don't know,

0:38:26.320 --> 0:38:28.799
<v Speaker 1>but I've heard of it. How can you even say

0:38:28.840 --> 0:38:32.080
<v Speaker 1>you've heard of it if you don't know the song? Yeah,

0:38:32.080 --> 0:38:34.480
<v Speaker 1>I want partial credit. They want partial credit because they

0:38:34.520 --> 0:38:36.240
<v Speaker 1>want to be like, no, no, I know it's something,

0:38:37.080 --> 0:38:45.839
<v Speaker 1>I know it's something. Yeah, it's a song. Dumbass, dumbass, Uh.

0:38:46.040 --> 0:38:50.000
<v Speaker 1>Then someone I follow on Instagram, someone who's from not

0:38:50.160 --> 0:38:53.279
<v Speaker 1>originally from New York. So, let's New York City, not

0:38:53.400 --> 0:38:55.800
<v Speaker 1>originally from New York City, and but she lives in

0:38:55.880 --> 0:39:00.960
<v Speaker 1>Manhattan now, right, So she puts a video up and

0:39:01.120 --> 0:39:05.120
<v Speaker 1>she films Manhattan. Right, She's, um, oh, I know where

0:39:05.120 --> 0:39:07.000
<v Speaker 1>you're going with this one. I see this all the time.

0:39:07.360 --> 0:39:11.640
<v Speaker 1>She see films Manhattan and it says NYC is my favorite,

0:39:12.160 --> 0:39:14.960
<v Speaker 1>but don't worry, and then she scrolled the camera pans

0:39:15.040 --> 0:39:18.560
<v Speaker 1>to the right. She says, I also love Brooklyn. Oh.

0:39:19.440 --> 0:39:22.239
<v Speaker 1>Plot twist for those well, I don't know, scared. Do

0:39:22.239 --> 0:39:24.120
<v Speaker 1>you know why I'm upset? You better know why I'm upset.

0:39:24.320 --> 0:39:28.520
<v Speaker 1>She was in Jersey. No, she was in Queens. Scary,

0:39:28.520 --> 0:39:31.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna read it again, and y C is my

0:39:31.239 --> 0:39:35.000
<v Speaker 1>favorite because Brooklyn it's already part of it, thank you.

0:39:35.480 --> 0:39:37.760
<v Speaker 1>I thought she was gonna do that thing where people

0:39:37.920 --> 0:39:40.719
<v Speaker 1>film the New York City skyline and they're clearly either

0:39:40.760 --> 0:39:43.120
<v Speaker 1>in Queens, Brooklyn or New Jersey and they'll be like,

0:39:43.239 --> 0:39:45.600
<v Speaker 1>I love being here in Manhattan, in the city, and like, no,

0:39:45.719 --> 0:39:47.680
<v Speaker 1>you're not. You're in New Jersey, you know, because we

0:39:47.760 --> 0:39:49.560
<v Speaker 1>do that a lot here. Because I live on the

0:39:49.640 --> 0:39:52.360
<v Speaker 1>water and we kind of you know, how do you

0:39:52.440 --> 0:39:54.840
<v Speaker 1>how are you in Manhattan if you're filming the skyline?

0:39:55.000 --> 0:39:59.200
<v Speaker 1>But anyway, she's Brooklyn is part of New York City. Yeah,

0:39:59.200 --> 0:40:01.279
<v Speaker 1>of course. Yeah, that the other issue. So when I

0:40:01.360 --> 0:40:05.120
<v Speaker 1>pointed it out, she's like, oh, really, yeah, you should

0:40:05.120 --> 0:40:06.719
<v Speaker 1>probably know that you love New York City so much,

0:40:06.719 --> 0:40:09.160
<v Speaker 1>you should know there's five parts of it. It's not

0:40:09.239 --> 0:40:14.280
<v Speaker 1>just Manhattan. She was specifically referring to the barrow of Manhattan.

0:40:14.360 --> 0:40:16.439
<v Speaker 1>But right, she should say I love Manhattan, I also

0:40:16.480 --> 0:40:18.200
<v Speaker 1>love Brooklyn. I'll give her a pass on that one.

0:40:18.239 --> 0:40:20.359
<v Speaker 1>That's like saying I love scary but I also love

0:40:20.400 --> 0:40:25.880
<v Speaker 1>his arm. Basically what she said pretty much, do you

0:40:25.920 --> 0:40:28.719
<v Speaker 1>want to hear about how the blood workplace at me? Yeah?

0:40:29.160 --> 0:40:33.880
<v Speaker 1>At me? And then followed up with a with scaring

0:40:33.920 --> 0:40:35.480
<v Speaker 1>the hell out of me? So let me see if

0:40:35.480 --> 0:40:37.560
<v Speaker 1>I can find this scary email. So I go to

0:40:38.120 --> 0:40:40.759
<v Speaker 1>a blood workplace to get blood work done, because that's

0:40:40.800 --> 0:40:42.839
<v Speaker 1>what you do for my check up, you know, they

0:40:42.840 --> 0:40:44.920
<v Speaker 1>want to they want to check your blood out. So

0:40:45.840 --> 0:40:48.200
<v Speaker 1>I go to this place and they have like an iPad,

0:40:49.280 --> 0:40:52.960
<v Speaker 1>will you check in right? And so you put your

0:40:52.960 --> 0:40:55.640
<v Speaker 1>information in and it says hello, David Brody. Whatever. Right, Okay,

0:40:56.120 --> 0:40:58.560
<v Speaker 1>so there's a TV set on the wall and it

0:40:58.640 --> 0:41:01.839
<v Speaker 1>shows your name when you check in, right, it says

0:41:02.080 --> 0:41:04.360
<v Speaker 1>deep Brody on on the thing. It's like it's a

0:41:04.400 --> 0:41:07.239
<v Speaker 1>bowling alley, like in you're lane, it's your turn to bowl.

0:41:07.320 --> 0:41:13.680
<v Speaker 1>And how long before you're ready to go? This says Brody,

0:41:13.760 --> 0:41:17.760
<v Speaker 1>fifteen minutes. Now there's two other people in the waiting

0:41:17.840 --> 0:41:20.360
<v Speaker 1>room with me, and one of them has got three minutes,

0:41:20.600 --> 0:41:24.680
<v Speaker 1>one of them's got seven minutes. Maybe I assume those

0:41:24.760 --> 0:41:28.799
<v Speaker 1>people are there, but uh, they go and now I'm

0:41:28.920 --> 0:41:34.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm seven minutes. You're on the board five minutes. Two

0:41:34.120 --> 0:41:37.000
<v Speaker 1>people walk in, they sit down. Two more people walk in,

0:41:37.120 --> 0:41:42.200
<v Speaker 1>sit down, She comes out Johnson, they get up, they

0:41:42.239 --> 0:41:46.560
<v Speaker 1>go in like that's weird, right, So then more people

0:41:46.600 --> 0:41:49.040
<v Speaker 1>come in. Now I'm a three minutes. It goes back

0:41:49.080 --> 0:41:52.680
<v Speaker 1>to five minutes. Huh, that's kind of strange. Then two

0:41:52.760 --> 0:41:54.279
<v Speaker 1>more groups of people come in. There you're all see

0:41:54.320 --> 0:41:57.400
<v Speaker 1>in the same doctor. There's no doctor, just some a

0:41:57.480 --> 0:42:01.960
<v Speaker 1>bunch of phlebotomists. Blood suckers, right, they just next they

0:42:02.000 --> 0:42:05.600
<v Speaker 1>take your blood. It doesn't matter whoever is ever next right.

0:42:05.840 --> 0:42:08.680
<v Speaker 1>So now a couple of people come in, she's Smith.

0:42:09.360 --> 0:42:11.720
<v Speaker 1>Smith goes in. Now I'm back. It's just seven minutes.

0:42:12.760 --> 0:42:18.360
<v Speaker 1>Then I'm eleven minutes. So she comes out. Everybody in

0:42:18.480 --> 0:42:21.400
<v Speaker 1>the little waiting room is gone but me, and it

0:42:21.520 --> 0:42:24.240
<v Speaker 1>now has me back up to eleven minutes. Now, okay,

0:42:24.800 --> 0:42:28.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm the only one there. Somebody else walks in, sits

0:42:28.280 --> 0:42:32.080
<v Speaker 1>down after they logged in. They didn't even log in,

0:42:32.120 --> 0:42:34.600
<v Speaker 1>they just sat down. She comes out, She says the name,

0:42:34.760 --> 0:42:36.640
<v Speaker 1>and they can go in front of me. I'm surprised

0:42:36.680 --> 0:42:38.279
<v Speaker 1>you were a patient for this long. I mean I

0:42:38.320 --> 0:42:41.239
<v Speaker 1>would have been. I was only a patient in the

0:42:41.280 --> 0:42:43.360
<v Speaker 1>sense of being up patient. So I said, excuse me.

0:42:43.440 --> 0:42:44.800
<v Speaker 1>I I don't I don't want to be, you know,

0:42:44.960 --> 0:42:47.759
<v Speaker 1>rude or anything. I said, but I registered like twenty

0:42:47.840 --> 0:42:50.600
<v Speaker 1>minutes ago, and it's said eleven minutes, seven five three,

0:42:50.640 --> 0:42:53.040
<v Speaker 1>and now it's back up to eleven. All these people

0:42:53.080 --> 0:42:56.600
<v Speaker 1>are coming in, Um, is something wrong with the computer system.

0:42:57.000 --> 0:42:58.560
<v Speaker 1>I just I'm trying to figure out, like how long

0:42:58.560 --> 0:43:01.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be. I gotta pick gotta pick my daughter

0:43:01.400 --> 0:43:04.040
<v Speaker 1>up at some point in school and says, oh, these

0:43:04.120 --> 0:43:09.360
<v Speaker 1>people all had appointments. I said, well, why aren't they

0:43:09.400 --> 0:43:12.160
<v Speaker 1>in the system? Then, why why aren't they on the screen? Oh,

0:43:12.360 --> 0:43:16.440
<v Speaker 1>they made appointments online. Well, how many more people are online?

0:43:16.480 --> 0:43:20.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Oh my god, So I said, then

0:43:20.280 --> 0:43:22.719
<v Speaker 1>what's the point of the board. Why are you telling me?

0:43:22.800 --> 0:43:24.920
<v Speaker 1>Three minutes? I texted my wife. I'm like, I'm out

0:43:24.960 --> 0:43:27.279
<v Speaker 1>of here in three minutes. I'm I'm gonna get my

0:43:27.280 --> 0:43:30.520
<v Speaker 1>blood work done. Three minutes. Okay. So finally I get in,

0:43:31.520 --> 0:43:33.839
<v Speaker 1>I go into the back room, just sit in the chair.

0:43:34.320 --> 0:43:36.600
<v Speaker 1>And even though I've been there, I don't know fifteen

0:43:36.640 --> 0:43:40.160
<v Speaker 1>times before. Sorry, I need your medical card and I

0:43:40.239 --> 0:43:44.680
<v Speaker 1>need your I D right, I said, nothing's changed. I

0:43:44.760 --> 0:43:48.279
<v Speaker 1>gotta enter it again. This woman was, I know, in

0:43:48.360 --> 0:43:50.279
<v Speaker 1>her seventies. I'm only pointed out because she was a

0:43:50.280 --> 0:43:53.000
<v Speaker 1>little slow and a little snippy towards me, a little

0:43:53.000 --> 0:43:56.040
<v Speaker 1>shaky with the needle. No, well, I'll get to that.

0:43:56.360 --> 0:43:58.920
<v Speaker 1>So she's sitting down at the little table there with

0:43:59.000 --> 0:44:02.000
<v Speaker 1>the computer and she's typing, and she's type like you know,

0:44:02.120 --> 0:44:07.880
<v Speaker 1>like this, like that, right, And so she's entering the

0:44:07.920 --> 0:44:12.000
<v Speaker 1>information and uh so I'm entering it, and I see

0:44:12.080 --> 0:44:15.759
<v Speaker 1>she's like she's tapping the table like she's upset. So

0:44:16.000 --> 0:44:19.400
<v Speaker 1>I made a joke and I said, hey, you're feeling

0:44:19.440 --> 0:44:22.839
<v Speaker 1>extra painless today, right because you know I'm not looking

0:44:22.880 --> 0:44:25.080
<v Speaker 1>at I had already got my first COVID shot at

0:44:25.120 --> 0:44:27.160
<v Speaker 1>that point, and so I'm like, you know, my arm's

0:44:27.200 --> 0:44:30.400
<v Speaker 1>still a little sore from the COVID shot like four

0:44:30.440 --> 0:44:32.160
<v Speaker 1>or five days ago, whatever it was. I said that

0:44:32.160 --> 0:44:35.680
<v Speaker 1>you're feeling extra gentle today, and she turns to slow burn,

0:44:35.880 --> 0:44:39.160
<v Speaker 1>turns to me, and she says, I'm having a problem

0:44:39.200 --> 0:44:42.080
<v Speaker 1>with the computer right now. I have to restart everything

0:44:42.360 --> 0:44:45.799
<v Speaker 1>and re enter all the information. So I wouldn't talk

0:44:45.880 --> 0:44:47.799
<v Speaker 1>to me right now if I were you, because I'm

0:44:47.880 --> 0:44:52.480
<v Speaker 1>feeling kind of annoyed. And I say at me, no

0:44:52.880 --> 0:44:57.880
<v Speaker 1>at this. She said, dang at this dang computer. And

0:44:57.960 --> 0:45:05.440
<v Speaker 1>I said, okay, look anything now right she's doing all

0:45:05.480 --> 0:45:09.040
<v Speaker 1>the information informations. I'm gonna need your driver's license back, please,

0:45:09.960 --> 0:45:13.960
<v Speaker 1>so I give it back to it was it was

0:45:14.040 --> 0:45:16.040
<v Speaker 1>like watching the clock go from three minutes to five

0:45:16.080 --> 0:45:20.000
<v Speaker 1>minutes and minutes of eleven minutes in reverse, and so

0:45:20.920 --> 0:45:25.799
<v Speaker 1>halfway through she goes, odd, darn it. So I'm I thinking,

0:45:25.840 --> 0:45:27.560
<v Speaker 1>I gotta get out of here. I've got to leave

0:45:27.640 --> 0:45:30.200
<v Speaker 1>this woman's gonna stab my eye with the needle. And

0:45:30.320 --> 0:45:34.560
<v Speaker 1>I said everything, okay, well wait okay. I thought I

0:45:34.600 --> 0:45:36.560
<v Speaker 1>was gonna have to start again, but it didn't, it

0:45:36.840 --> 0:45:42.040
<v Speaker 1>didn't refresh. I'm safe now, we're good. Only you Brodie.

0:45:42.440 --> 0:45:44.319
<v Speaker 1>I get so, I get her, and I don't say

0:45:44.360 --> 0:45:46.600
<v Speaker 1>a word. I don't say a word. I just say, hey, um,

0:45:46.760 --> 0:45:49.120
<v Speaker 1>here's the best vein on my arm right here, and

0:45:49.239 --> 0:45:50.640
<v Speaker 1>I go. I don't, I don't say anything. I don't

0:45:50.640 --> 0:45:53.399
<v Speaker 1>think about being gentle. Nothing, your your your whole body

0:45:53.480 --> 0:45:56.360
<v Speaker 1>is a vein. You're very vain. Yeah, I think she

0:45:56.480 --> 0:46:01.279
<v Speaker 1>must have hit anywhere, hit a bone? Are you kidding me?

0:46:01.320 --> 0:46:03.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know what she did. But

0:46:06.200 --> 0:46:08.200
<v Speaker 1>what did you get this on sale? Is he gonna

0:46:08.239 --> 0:46:11.759
<v Speaker 1>coupon for this place? Where are you going? It's the

0:46:11.840 --> 0:46:13.799
<v Speaker 1>place I normally go. But I got a woman who

0:46:13.880 --> 0:46:16.400
<v Speaker 1>like must have come out of retirement, you know, to

0:46:16.480 --> 0:46:21.160
<v Speaker 1>help out hold on. Unbelievable. Now I know why the

0:46:21.239 --> 0:46:23.840
<v Speaker 1>clock kept going back up, because they're like, oh, we're

0:46:23.840 --> 0:46:26.279
<v Speaker 1>gonna bang these patients out in like seven minutes. Oh

0:46:26.400 --> 0:46:30.919
<v Speaker 1>as morale is working today, better make it eleven again. Crap,

0:46:31.400 --> 0:46:36.080
<v Speaker 1>And so patients with them did you know, first of all,

0:46:36.120 --> 0:46:39.319
<v Speaker 1>she had a needle. Never with a woman who's gonna

0:46:39.360 --> 0:46:41.400
<v Speaker 1>jab a needle in your arm. No, it was very

0:46:41.520 --> 0:46:43.960
<v Speaker 1>nice as sweet woman. It was just a computer put

0:46:43.960 --> 0:46:45.960
<v Speaker 1>her in a bad mood, demand a free pint of

0:46:46.000 --> 0:46:48.120
<v Speaker 1>blood on the way out. Hey, we're good, We're good.

0:46:48.200 --> 0:46:51.800
<v Speaker 1>We spile of blood. I said, do I get in

0:46:51.880 --> 0:46:54.880
<v Speaker 1>a lollipop or anything, or um the lorange juice or something,

0:46:55.600 --> 0:46:58.200
<v Speaker 1>And she says, I got a sticker, says I got

0:46:58.480 --> 0:47:00.719
<v Speaker 1>my shot, as I'll take it. So I took the

0:47:00.760 --> 0:47:03.960
<v Speaker 1>sticker A little panda says I, I gave blood good,

0:47:04.000 --> 0:47:05.920
<v Speaker 1>So I got that good for you. But yeah, so

0:47:06.040 --> 0:47:09.520
<v Speaker 1>between the clock going backwards and heard going backwards, it

0:47:09.640 --> 0:47:11.839
<v Speaker 1>took forever to get blood. Did you do your blood

0:47:11.840 --> 0:47:13.440
<v Speaker 1>work yet? I got my blood work. I told you

0:47:13.440 --> 0:47:15.560
<v Speaker 1>at the beginning of this podcast. Was it a better

0:47:15.640 --> 0:47:20.160
<v Speaker 1>experience than this than Esmeralda? Whatever? I actually get really

0:47:20.239 --> 0:47:25.279
<v Speaker 1>queasy when I when I queasy, baby, when when I

0:47:25.400 --> 0:47:29.200
<v Speaker 1>they take blood. Apparently that's what happens is your I

0:47:29.280 --> 0:47:30.600
<v Speaker 1>had to lay down and I had to have a

0:47:30.680 --> 0:47:31.880
<v Speaker 1>couple of water, and I had to sit there for

0:47:31.960 --> 0:47:34.600
<v Speaker 1>ten minutes because what it ends up happening is your

0:47:34.640 --> 0:47:37.200
<v Speaker 1>body goes into some kind of shock. The loss of

0:47:37.239 --> 0:47:40.319
<v Speaker 1>blood makes your heart slow down, and when the heart

0:47:40.360 --> 0:47:43.200
<v Speaker 1>it slows down, you start to feel light headed. And

0:47:43.320 --> 0:47:46.200
<v Speaker 1>that's just but that's just a physical reaction, all right.

0:47:46.280 --> 0:47:48.160
<v Speaker 1>So he I want to just follow up with one thing.

0:47:48.680 --> 0:47:51.080
<v Speaker 1>So I want to tell you. It's Quest Diagnostics where

0:47:51.080 --> 0:47:53.480
<v Speaker 1>I got my blood work. Oh my god, I use

0:47:53.520 --> 0:47:56.480
<v Speaker 1>the same place. Yeah, well they're one of the biggest

0:47:56.480 --> 0:47:59.600
<v Speaker 1>places right there. It's a chain, right, Okay, it's a chain.

0:47:59.680 --> 0:48:03.839
<v Speaker 1>It's like him drink right. So here's where I got.

0:48:03.960 --> 0:48:06.440
<v Speaker 1>I got scared out of my ass A couple of

0:48:06.520 --> 0:48:09.360
<v Speaker 1>days later. Um, I have an email address that I

0:48:09.480 --> 0:48:13.880
<v Speaker 1>only use for doctors, right, like for medical stuff, Okay,

0:48:14.680 --> 0:48:16.919
<v Speaker 1>And this way it's all in one place. So any

0:48:17.120 --> 0:48:20.600
<v Speaker 1>correspondence with doctors, I have just this email address that's

0:48:20.600 --> 0:48:22.920
<v Speaker 1>all use it for. Okay, this way, I don't get it.

0:48:22.920 --> 0:48:25.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't lose it and spam whatever. So I opened

0:48:25.160 --> 0:48:29.000
<v Speaker 1>up the email address on my phone and the headline

0:48:29.719 --> 0:48:32.719
<v Speaker 1>is Quest Diagnostics. That tells me who sent it, and

0:48:32.960 --> 0:48:39.440
<v Speaker 1>under it it says it's colorectal cancer. What. So I

0:48:39.600 --> 0:48:44.839
<v Speaker 1>see that, and I'm thinking, what I gave them blood work.

0:48:45.080 --> 0:48:47.400
<v Speaker 1>Why would they? Why would they? Now, first of all,

0:48:47.400 --> 0:48:50.239
<v Speaker 1>everyone slices. I'm fine, I'm fine. It's there's a happy

0:48:50.320 --> 0:48:53.600
<v Speaker 1>ending here. Don't get worried. Why would you nurse give

0:48:53.600 --> 0:48:56.120
<v Speaker 1>you the happy ending? Why? Yeah? Right? That not you

0:48:56.200 --> 0:48:59.360
<v Speaker 1>know how long I would have taken. Now I gotta

0:48:59.440 --> 0:49:07.080
<v Speaker 1>start over again. Okay. So I'm like, they wouldn't tell

0:49:07.120 --> 0:49:11.959
<v Speaker 1>me I had colorectal cancer in an email. I open

0:49:12.040 --> 0:49:16.040
<v Speaker 1>the email and it's the actual headline is It's Colorectal

0:49:16.120 --> 0:49:20.920
<v Speaker 1>Cancer Awareness Month. Okay they did that on purpose. So

0:49:21.080 --> 0:49:24.480
<v Speaker 1>you you open the email, that's a scam. That's that's

0:49:24.480 --> 0:49:27.760
<v Speaker 1>a scamboni. That's a scamboni. That is such a scamboni.

0:49:28.120 --> 0:49:30.719
<v Speaker 1>You know what that is, Sami, that's a that's a

0:49:31.120 --> 0:49:35.400
<v Speaker 1>cancer bony Like, that's that's not right. It's like the

0:49:35.480 --> 0:49:38.240
<v Speaker 1>time that I got that hand it looked like handwritten

0:49:38.280 --> 0:49:41.520
<v Speaker 1>on loose leaf paper, uh, you know, on on on

0:49:42.760 --> 0:49:45.000
<v Speaker 1>the letter. You know I got it. The was it

0:49:45.080 --> 0:49:50.000
<v Speaker 1>the snail mail the brain my heart still slow from

0:49:50.040 --> 0:49:54.120
<v Speaker 1>my fucking blood with no on the front of the envelope.

0:49:54.280 --> 0:49:55.919
<v Speaker 1>It was like looked like it was written in pen.

0:49:56.400 --> 0:49:58.359
<v Speaker 1>And then I'm like, oh, Who's who is this person?

0:49:58.440 --> 0:49:59.879
<v Speaker 1>I opened it up and it was on loose leaf

0:50:00.000 --> 0:50:05.120
<v Speaker 1>April with the handwritten um, and I'm like, I'm reading

0:50:05.160 --> 0:50:06.680
<v Speaker 1>through the note and the guy who wants to buy

0:50:06.760 --> 0:50:08.680
<v Speaker 1>my house and like I'm a real estate agent, and

0:50:08.719 --> 0:50:11.359
<v Speaker 1>then the house is worth money. Go fund yourself man. Yeah,

0:50:11.520 --> 0:50:13.600
<v Speaker 1>making it look like somebody, making it look like somebody.

0:50:13.680 --> 0:50:15.920
<v Speaker 1>That was another scam bony. No, no, because they have

0:50:16.040 --> 0:50:18.000
<v Speaker 1>to use every tactic in the book now because they

0:50:18.080 --> 0:50:20.759
<v Speaker 1>know people are too smart. So by putting that right

0:50:20.840 --> 0:50:25.000
<v Speaker 1>there up front in the email coll rectal cancer in

0:50:25.120 --> 0:50:27.120
<v Speaker 1>the subject line or near it in the near the

0:50:27.160 --> 0:50:30.400
<v Speaker 1>first couple of lines subject subject line, then there you go.

0:50:30.640 --> 0:50:35.279
<v Speaker 1>Then that is that's a scamboni the just open it up. Yeah, absolutely, Yeah,

0:50:35.280 --> 0:50:37.960
<v Speaker 1>they try and retrick in the book. Now. So have

0:50:38.760 --> 0:50:41.120
<v Speaker 1>have you watched the New Lawn Order yet with the

0:50:41.200 --> 0:50:44.920
<v Speaker 1>Chris Maloni no organized crime? Oh the one? Yeah, you

0:50:44.960 --> 0:50:46.920
<v Speaker 1>know I heard it supposed to be good. Yeah. So

0:50:47.080 --> 0:50:50.120
<v Speaker 1>I love Chris Maloney, so, um, I was sad when

0:50:50.160 --> 0:50:52.600
<v Speaker 1>he left Law and Order. And so they had a

0:50:52.640 --> 0:50:54.640
<v Speaker 1>two part A couple of weeks ago they had a

0:50:54.760 --> 0:50:56.799
<v Speaker 1>two part episode. Well I thought it was a two

0:50:56.840 --> 0:51:00.040
<v Speaker 1>part episode and so part one was I'm gonna a

0:51:00.160 --> 0:51:04.800
<v Speaker 1>nine o'clock it was SVU and he shows up, no spoilers, okay.

0:51:05.719 --> 0:51:09.200
<v Speaker 1>And then when the episode ends, it's the same day

0:51:09.760 --> 0:51:14.560
<v Speaker 1>and it continues a minute later in Law and Order

0:51:15.400 --> 0:51:17.800
<v Speaker 1>Organized Crime. Okay, So it's as if it was a

0:51:17.840 --> 0:51:20.520
<v Speaker 1>two hour episode. Does that make sense? Yeah, And they

0:51:20.520 --> 0:51:22.560
<v Speaker 1>were just trying to get the carry over audiences that

0:51:22.640 --> 0:51:25.560
<v Speaker 1>attacked there, okay, okay, right, carry over at right? Okay,

0:51:25.600 --> 0:51:28.319
<v Speaker 1>So they swindled me into the two part episode, that's fine.

0:51:29.120 --> 0:51:32.360
<v Speaker 1>The first the first episode, A S for You looked

0:51:32.400 --> 0:51:39.440
<v Speaker 1>like they filmed it around April or May of last year.

0:51:39.560 --> 0:51:42.239
<v Speaker 1>Why do I say that everyone's wearing No one was

0:51:42.280 --> 0:51:46.719
<v Speaker 1>wearing masks. April would have been wearing masks. No, No,

0:51:47.000 --> 0:51:49.160
<v Speaker 1>because that's when like they were saying, there's no masks

0:51:50.200 --> 0:51:52.399
<v Speaker 1>prior to mask right, and plus they could have made

0:51:52.440 --> 0:51:55.200
<v Speaker 1>it look like it was filmed prior to the pandemic.

0:51:55.600 --> 0:51:57.200
<v Speaker 1>But there were like people, a couple of people in

0:51:57.239 --> 0:52:00.440
<v Speaker 1>the background had masks. And then they referenced someone ends

0:52:00.520 --> 0:52:02.920
<v Speaker 1>up in the hospital. No spoilers, and they're like, oh not,

0:52:03.160 --> 0:52:05.440
<v Speaker 1>the only one person can go visit them because of

0:52:05.560 --> 0:52:08.799
<v Speaker 1>COVID rules. Okay, but nobody, none of the cops were

0:52:08.800 --> 0:52:15.759
<v Speaker 1>wearing masks. Nobody's wearing a mask. Okay. Then the episode ends,

0:52:16.040 --> 0:52:19.120
<v Speaker 1>and then it starts the next episode, and the next episode,

0:52:19.160 --> 0:52:23.160
<v Speaker 1>which is the same day, same time of day, same city.

0:52:24.080 --> 0:52:27.080
<v Speaker 1>It looks like they filmed it four months later. Now

0:52:27.200 --> 0:52:29.640
<v Speaker 1>everyone in the backgrounds wearing a mask, some of the

0:52:29.680 --> 0:52:33.120
<v Speaker 1>cops are wearing masks. Almost everyone's wearing a mask. Ronologically,

0:52:33.320 --> 0:52:36.040
<v Speaker 1>it was the same day that the timeline. It was

0:52:36.080 --> 0:52:38.360
<v Speaker 1>like they must have changed the rules of filming and

0:52:38.480 --> 0:52:41.520
<v Speaker 1>now and now the stars of the show still not

0:52:41.600 --> 0:52:45.120
<v Speaker 1>wearing masks. Okay, that's fine. So Maloney goes to a

0:52:45.239 --> 0:52:48.680
<v Speaker 1>school to visit. He wants to talk to the teacher

0:52:49.160 --> 0:52:51.839
<v Speaker 1>after class. So he sits in like an auditorium at

0:52:51.840 --> 0:52:56.160
<v Speaker 1>a college. Every single kid in the auditorium spaced out

0:52:56.440 --> 0:53:00.360
<v Speaker 1>wearing a mask. Chris Maloney sits down, not wearing a mask. So,

0:53:00.480 --> 0:53:01.919
<v Speaker 1>first of all, I thought that was kind of weird.

0:53:02.239 --> 0:53:04.319
<v Speaker 1>He wasn't talking, no reason not to have a mask

0:53:04.400 --> 0:53:07.120
<v Speaker 1>on him. It's kind of weird. Okay. Then here's where,

0:53:07.200 --> 0:53:08.920
<v Speaker 1>here's what I had a laugh. Scared you're gonna like this.

0:53:09.600 --> 0:53:12.640
<v Speaker 1>He goes to this rough and tough neighborhood. He's got

0:53:12.719 --> 0:53:14.480
<v Speaker 1>to talk to some kids who may have seen something.

0:53:14.760 --> 0:53:18.440
<v Speaker 1>Right over by the warehouse, they're playing basketball. I know,

0:53:18.600 --> 0:53:21.840
<v Speaker 1>like six eight kids are playing basketball, and most of

0:53:21.920 --> 0:53:25.440
<v Speaker 1>them are wearing masks. One of them is wearing his

0:53:25.600 --> 0:53:28.160
<v Speaker 1>mask on his chin right so his mouth isn't covered.

0:53:29.200 --> 0:53:32.160
<v Speaker 1>He they walk up to these kids playing basketball and

0:53:32.239 --> 0:53:34.799
<v Speaker 1>then they see that the cops there, and the only

0:53:34.960 --> 0:53:37.840
<v Speaker 1>kid who's not wearing a mask over his mouth comes up,

0:53:37.920 --> 0:53:43.040
<v Speaker 1>comes up to talk to him. It's like, so that

0:53:43.200 --> 0:53:46.160
<v Speaker 1>the so what it looked like? It looked like they

0:53:46.200 --> 0:53:48.560
<v Speaker 1>had filmed the scene like seventeen times to get it right,

0:53:49.000 --> 0:53:51.080
<v Speaker 1>and he just got so tired of pulling the thing down.

0:53:51.480 --> 0:53:53.560
<v Speaker 1>He's like, I'll just come over with it already down.

0:53:54.239 --> 0:53:56.120
<v Speaker 1>So all the other kids are standing out masks on,

0:53:56.480 --> 0:53:59.120
<v Speaker 1>and he walks up. He was a problem officer in

0:53:59.239 --> 0:54:02.600
<v Speaker 1>real life station in real life with continuity, they they

0:54:02.600 --> 0:54:04.200
<v Speaker 1>would have had their mask on and then they would

0:54:04.239 --> 0:54:07.120
<v Speaker 1>pull their mask down to talk right right. Take one

0:54:09.120 --> 0:54:10.440
<v Speaker 1>there was just one of those things where I was like,

0:54:10.560 --> 0:54:14.040
<v Speaker 1>but here's the kicker. Part two ends on a cliffhanger.

0:54:14.400 --> 0:54:17.320
<v Speaker 1>We have to watch next week. It's a three part episode.

0:54:18.000 --> 0:54:21.680
<v Speaker 1>So I'm calling a scambodih Now the show is good.

0:54:22.040 --> 0:54:24.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying, they hooked me. They hooked me scary

0:54:25.160 --> 0:54:27.080
<v Speaker 1>and then here's how they here's that they also hooked me.

0:54:27.280 --> 0:54:29.160
<v Speaker 1>And it slices. You know what I'm talking about. When

0:54:29.239 --> 0:54:32.560
<v Speaker 1>you see a TV show and it's filmed in your neighborhood, right,

0:54:32.680 --> 0:54:34.320
<v Speaker 1>it's filmed, and you're like, oh my god, I know

0:54:34.400 --> 0:54:37.040
<v Speaker 1>the restaurant, right, unless you're from a really small town.

0:54:37.120 --> 0:54:39.239
<v Speaker 1>But how much more special is it that if you

0:54:39.239 --> 0:54:42.840
<v Speaker 1>see something from your small town? So they go to Brooklyn, Brooklyn.

0:54:43.000 --> 0:54:47.520
<v Speaker 1>Maloney goes to Brooklyn and he interviews um Chaz Palmentary

0:54:48.040 --> 0:54:50.759
<v Speaker 1>at the base of the arizontal bridge connecting Brooklyn and

0:54:50.800 --> 0:54:53.560
<v Speaker 1>Staten Island, right there, right by where we used to live.

0:54:53.800 --> 0:54:55.560
<v Speaker 1>So I got I gotta kick out of it, and

0:54:55.640 --> 0:54:58.759
<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't have because they filmed in New York, right,

0:54:58.840 --> 0:55:01.720
<v Speaker 1>the thing takes place, but Brooklyn. They were in Brooklyn.

0:55:02.120 --> 0:55:03.719
<v Speaker 1>That the part of New York we like the best.

0:55:04.040 --> 0:55:06.680
<v Speaker 1>So I was excited. But yeah, so my point is

0:55:06.760 --> 0:55:10.640
<v Speaker 1>no continuity. And then the kid walking over copy officer, Yeah,

0:55:10.680 --> 0:55:12.080
<v Speaker 1>you can help by putting your mask on for the

0:55:12.120 --> 0:55:15.440
<v Speaker 1>scene and then taking it off. So I'm gonna give

0:55:15.520 --> 0:55:17.080
<v Speaker 1>him a free I'm gonna give him a free pass.

0:55:17.160 --> 0:55:19.759
<v Speaker 1>It's fine him. I'm not so much up on the

0:55:19.800 --> 0:55:25.600
<v Speaker 1>continuity stuff. It's all good. You know, before the break

0:55:25.680 --> 0:55:29.200
<v Speaker 1>we were talking about continuity issues and yeah, in shows

0:55:29.239 --> 0:55:33.080
<v Speaker 1>and things. Someone sent through to the I guess they

0:55:33.160 --> 0:55:34.759
<v Speaker 1>copied the Brooken Boys on it, and if I could

0:55:34.800 --> 0:55:37.839
<v Speaker 1>find it, I'll retweet it from the Brooklyn Boys account. Um,

0:55:39.040 --> 0:55:42.640
<v Speaker 1>nobody has noticed that all those all these years with

0:55:42.760 --> 0:55:45.120
<v Speaker 1>the TV show Seinfeld, it took them till right now

0:55:45.200 --> 0:55:48.239
<v Speaker 1>to figure out today. Today was today years old when

0:55:48.239 --> 0:55:53.839
<v Speaker 1>I found out that Jerry's Jerry's kitchen. You know, He's

0:55:53.880 --> 0:55:56.120
<v Speaker 1>got the kitchen on the right, and then there's and

0:55:56.160 --> 0:55:58.360
<v Speaker 1>then there's the door, and then there's the doorway to

0:55:58.480 --> 0:56:01.799
<v Speaker 1>the hallway. Right then Cramer's apartment is across the way. Right.

0:56:03.960 --> 0:56:08.960
<v Speaker 1>The way it's built is a physical impossibility because, yeah,

0:56:09.040 --> 0:56:10.919
<v Speaker 1>because when you open up, if you were to open

0:56:11.040 --> 0:56:14.520
<v Speaker 1>up the door, they show you a a schematic of

0:56:14.920 --> 0:56:17.600
<v Speaker 1>of the lines of how they would have to be drawn,

0:56:17.680 --> 0:56:20.360
<v Speaker 1>you know, kind of like a drawing what a hallway

0:56:20.400 --> 0:56:24.040
<v Speaker 1>would look like. The hallway would be a physical impossibility

0:56:24.040 --> 0:56:26.759
<v Speaker 1>because when you see in other episodes when Jerry's in

0:56:26.800 --> 0:56:30.080
<v Speaker 1>the hallway, he's got a regular wine hall, you know,

0:56:30.160 --> 0:56:31.600
<v Speaker 1>a hall with the you know, the two shows on

0:56:31.640 --> 0:56:34.800
<v Speaker 1>either side. They've shown you all shots before. If you

0:56:34.840 --> 0:56:37.640
<v Speaker 1>would now take the cameras inside to his apartment, what

0:56:37.719 --> 0:56:39.840
<v Speaker 1>will be on the other side of that wall, based

0:56:39.920 --> 0:56:42.560
<v Speaker 1>on where the door to the hallway is, you know,

0:56:42.680 --> 0:56:46.399
<v Speaker 1>his front. There would be no kitchen right because it's

0:56:46.400 --> 0:56:50.360
<v Speaker 1>just because it bumps out, so there's no way you

0:56:50.600 --> 0:56:52.840
<v Speaker 1>open the door and go to the right, but you

0:56:53.000 --> 0:56:56.160
<v Speaker 1>literally walk into the sink. But you know what show

0:56:56.280 --> 0:56:58.960
<v Speaker 1>is the worst and you never noticed it. I'm gonna

0:56:59.000 --> 0:57:02.879
<v Speaker 1>tell you now, you're like, all crap. The Brady Bunch. Okay,

0:57:02.880 --> 0:57:05.799
<v Speaker 1>I ever watched The Brady Bunch. There one of these

0:57:05.920 --> 0:57:09.600
<v Speaker 1>moments there. The house is a problem. So when you

0:57:09.719 --> 0:57:12.359
<v Speaker 1>look at the house, the high side of the house

0:57:12.480 --> 0:57:15.600
<v Speaker 1>is on the left right, correct, But when you go

0:57:15.719 --> 0:57:18.040
<v Speaker 1>in the house, the high sides on the right where

0:57:18.040 --> 0:57:21.840
<v Speaker 1>the staircases. When they show from the beginning where they

0:57:21.880 --> 0:57:27.000
<v Speaker 1>do the opening shot. By the way, if I don't

0:57:27.000 --> 0:57:29.160
<v Speaker 1>know what network it's on, I please don't tweet me.

0:57:29.600 --> 0:57:33.280
<v Speaker 1>Maybe HDTV they did a home renovation so the people

0:57:33.280 --> 0:57:36.680
<v Speaker 1>who owned the Brady Bunch House put the house on

0:57:36.720 --> 0:57:39.040
<v Speaker 1>the market. So the people, I think it's h g

0:57:39.160 --> 0:57:45.080
<v Speaker 1>t V, HDT h GTV bought the house. They bought it.

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<v Speaker 1>They got the remaining cast of the Brady Bunch to

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<v Speaker 1>come help renovate it, and they made the inside of

0:57:51.200 --> 0:57:55.840
<v Speaker 1>the house a complete replica of the old house. They

0:57:55.880 --> 0:58:00.120
<v Speaker 1>put the cars. Never looked like because obviously you're it's

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<v Speaker 1>like a nineteen sixties on on updated awful split level house.

0:58:05.000 --> 0:58:07.320
<v Speaker 1>And they ripped it out and ripped it out, and

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<v Speaker 1>they had to raise the right side of the house

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<v Speaker 1>up because there was no second level, so they had

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<v Speaker 1>to build a second level on the right side of

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<v Speaker 1>the house. And they built the backyard and the swing set.

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<v Speaker 1>They were It's amazing when you because when you're watching

0:58:19.760 --> 0:58:22.400
<v Speaker 1>The Brady Bunch and you're inside the house, you're literally

0:58:22.440 --> 0:58:25.160
<v Speaker 1>watching a set, and you're it's a set in Hollywood,

0:58:25.200 --> 0:58:27.560
<v Speaker 1>the same way the Seinfeld was just a set. It

0:58:27.600 --> 0:58:29.400
<v Speaker 1>was just it was a time to change the house

0:58:29.920 --> 0:58:33.240
<v Speaker 1>and rearrange and rearranged, and they did that nice reference

0:58:33.280 --> 0:58:38.000
<v Speaker 1>to the music of its era. Uh but okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>I have to now take notice of this that that

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<v Speaker 1>it would be an impossibility for that to be like

0:58:42.840 --> 0:58:45.480
<v Speaker 1>that from the establishing shot. And then how about how

0:58:45.480 --> 0:58:51.160
<v Speaker 1>about Friends. Friends doesn't have a balcony like that. There's

0:58:51.200 --> 0:58:53.800
<v Speaker 1>no balcony on the outside. The show the outside, and

0:58:53.880 --> 0:58:56.320
<v Speaker 1>if you say the balconies in the back, there's still

0:58:56.320 --> 0:58:59.160
<v Speaker 1>no balcony. I mean. But in the case of Seinfeld,

0:58:59.240 --> 0:59:03.120
<v Speaker 1>you were every every every episode, for all those hours

0:59:03.280 --> 0:59:07.320
<v Speaker 1>you've watched and binge this show. It's always well, they

0:59:07.440 --> 0:59:10.000
<v Speaker 1>rarely show the hallway rarely. Yeah, but when they do,

0:59:10.360 --> 0:59:13.640
<v Speaker 1>you notice it was shot in a different place altogether.

0:59:13.760 --> 0:59:15.640
<v Speaker 1>But also, I don't know if you if you notice

0:59:15.720 --> 0:59:20.960
<v Speaker 1>this the wall that faces the couch, there's a studio

0:59:20.960 --> 0:59:24.760
<v Speaker 1>audience there, there's no wall. Well, that's the fourth wall.

0:59:26.400 --> 0:59:29.640
<v Speaker 1>There's no wall. They're on a sound stage. I think

0:59:29.680 --> 0:59:32.400
<v Speaker 1>I think every episode, every show is filmed that way. Brodie,

0:59:32.680 --> 0:59:35.760
<v Speaker 1>there's no there's no fourth wall. They never show you

0:59:35.880 --> 0:59:40.760
<v Speaker 1>the fourth wall. It doesn't exist. I'm getting text messages

0:59:40.800 --> 0:59:42.360
<v Speaker 1>from my girlfriend. This is this is what I deal

0:59:42.440 --> 0:59:45.520
<v Speaker 1>with at night. Oh you poor thing. Put on tank top.

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<v Speaker 1>Did espresso store have the chocolate fudge coffee? Well, I

0:59:51.640 --> 0:59:53.640
<v Speaker 1>went to an espresso store earlier this week. And by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, they sponsor, not a sponsor, and a big scamboni,

0:59:57.360 --> 1:00:00.280
<v Speaker 1>not a scamponi. But they get you. It's you know

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<v Speaker 1>how once you get an Apple, you get a Mac,

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<v Speaker 1>you get the Apple ecosystem. You're well, I do, and

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people fall for it. Right, we're all

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<v Speaker 1>in it. Once you're there, you do all things Apple,

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<v Speaker 1>all things Mac. It's Mac Mac. They really you into

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<v Speaker 1>their world and it's an entire universe that all works

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<v Speaker 1>together in harmony. Well, with this Espresso store, you have

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<v Speaker 1>these these pods of coffee that are an Espresso specific

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<v Speaker 1>forms machine the cup, but they're different. They're only even Espresso.

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<v Speaker 1>Most people use cake cups. Machine have one, right, but

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<v Speaker 1>the people for people who don't know, the cake cup

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<v Speaker 1>is a universal thing. And it's like kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>an open market came at like Scotch tape and became

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<v Speaker 1>universal thing. And not only that, but different companies make

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<v Speaker 1>the k cup pods is a size. Now it's a

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<v Speaker 1>slang for curing. They call it a cake cup. That's

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<v Speaker 1>Espresso has its own world. So you gotta get their

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<v Speaker 1>own coffee. So now they have this chocolate fudge and

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<v Speaker 1>they advertised but I get to the store sold out.

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<v Speaker 1>So my girlfriend is following up with me, said, when

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<v Speaker 1>you went to the espresso store, did they have the

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<v Speaker 1>chocolate fudge? And I'm like, did she use the flirty font? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>A little. She gave me a little kiss, the little

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<v Speaker 1>the cheek with the kiss kissing kiss. Nice. Nice. I

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<v Speaker 1>I prefer the three or four hearts smiley face emoji

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<v Speaker 1>with the three or four hearts around it. I like that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna send you that's warm and fuzzy feeling,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, speaking to a woman fuzzy Remember that time

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<v Speaker 1>you tried to est you on day stop it all right?

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<v Speaker 1>So I need I need you to play. I know

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<v Speaker 1>you hate this scary right now the slices. No, you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna hate this, but you have to have some patience

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<v Speaker 1>with me. There's a reason I'm gonna ask you to

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<v Speaker 1>play this game. Okay. I talked to you about the game.

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<v Speaker 1>America says, We've talked about it. I post this on

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<v Speaker 1>my Instagram, right, you see it on my Instagram? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so just if you haven't seen my Instagram at David Brody.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, the way America Says works is they put

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<v Speaker 1>up a question with a blank, what scary focus? What

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<v Speaker 1>I have? My ring or turn to off? How the

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<v Speaker 1>fund is my ringing and ringing? I have to call

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<v Speaker 1>them back continue it's the government, Okay. What they do

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<v Speaker 1>is then the possible answers. They put the first letter

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<v Speaker 1>and then a space as long as the word is

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<v Speaker 1>if they filled in the space right. So if they

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<v Speaker 1>if they said name red fruits and you said apple,

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<v Speaker 1>it would be an A and enough letters for the

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<v Speaker 1>P P L E. Correct, Okay, But you wouldn't say,

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<v Speaker 1>like artit choke. I know it's not a fruit because

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<v Speaker 1>ARTI choke is a much longer word. You know, the

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<v Speaker 1>art choke doesn't fit there. It's almost like Will's fortune.

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<v Speaker 1>So here's the question. I'm gonna give you the letters

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<v Speaker 1>that were on the board. There was a C you

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to remember this, a V, a short C word,

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<v Speaker 1>a short S word, a medium sized W word, a

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<v Speaker 1>tiny little I word, and a tiny little like three

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<v Speaker 1>letter I word, three letter A word. Okay. The question is,

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<v Speaker 1>oh no, the blank machine is broken, so people are guessing.

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<v Speaker 1>And so what happens is one team gets to gets

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<v Speaker 1>as many as they can and then when they can't

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<v Speaker 1>get me more, the other team can steal. So the

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<v Speaker 1>first team guest coffee machine is broken, vending machine is broken.

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<v Speaker 1>See copy machine is broken. Medium long word with with W.

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<v Speaker 1>Washing machine is broken. Slot machine is broken. And they

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't get the other two all right, whatever it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe they got ice, they didn't get slot. So there's

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<v Speaker 1>a there was. Yeah, there was slot with a S

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<v Speaker 1>and a couple of letters missing and A and two

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<v Speaker 1>letters missing, so a three letter type of machine is missing.

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<v Speaker 1>So I said to my mother, because I'm watching my mom,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, oh no they did not, Oh no, they

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<v Speaker 1>did not. Oh scared they did. Here's the audio, and

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<v Speaker 1>I want you know cocky the woman is, and how

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<v Speaker 1>confident the host is? Uh John Michael Montgomery, I think

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<v Speaker 1>his name is whatever, don't tweet you know what? Here is?

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go and an s up there. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>think we've all experienced this before and we didn't happy

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<v Speaker 1>about it. But we're gonna go in a We're going

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<v Speaker 1>to try to a t M. Yeah right. They gave

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<v Speaker 1>this woman points for saying a t M machine. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>the a t M machine is broken, so f you,

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<v Speaker 1>America says, because America says wrong, Brooklyn Boys says, that's right,

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<v Speaker 1>f you, America says, So I posted that promoting ignorance.

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<v Speaker 1>Every day I promote I put that on Instagram. And

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<v Speaker 1>let me tell you something. Every one of us slices

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<v Speaker 1>was immediately. But let me let me tell you how

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<v Speaker 1>how well somebody knows me. I want to give a

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<v Speaker 1>special shout out to Cassie okay, c C C E

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<v Speaker 1>C E underscore b RZ okay. So I somebody texted

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<v Speaker 1>into the Morning Show okay, and they said, hey, it's

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<v Speaker 1>my son Brodie's tenth birthday. He loves whenever he hears

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<v Speaker 1>Dave Brodie's name on the show, hold on, it makes

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<v Speaker 1>him feel special. Love you guys. Now, if you don't

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<v Speaker 1>listen to Brooken Boys podcast, I know when I do

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<v Speaker 1>the phone tap, I say, hey, it's day Brodie Pelis

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<v Speaker 1>in the Moring Show. I said, quickly, right, it just

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<v Speaker 1>goes by faster. They don't really care what my name is.

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<v Speaker 1>That's for the audience to hear my name. But the

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<v Speaker 1>person on phone tapping, I don't need to say it's

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<v Speaker 1>David Brodie. It's too long, right, So no problem. But

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<v Speaker 1>people slices, no, I prefer David, so I wrote back,

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<v Speaker 1>and I and I said, um, I said, hey, your

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<v Speaker 1>son is special, great name. Wish him a happy birthday

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<v Speaker 1>from David Brody. Right, you corrected her without correcting her. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>so she put it in her instant story a screenshot

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<v Speaker 1>of this conversation. And by the way, nothing but love

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<v Speaker 1>for this woman. She doesn't she's she doesn't have to

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<v Speaker 1>know how I pronounced my name or prefer it. I

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<v Speaker 1>just wrote my name back, just like, Hey, David Brodie.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all because I'm not gonna write Dave, so I

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<v Speaker 1>wrote David Brodie. So I want to give a shout

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<v Speaker 1>out to Cassie who commented on my instant story and wrote,

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<v Speaker 1>did you throw in the David as a polite way

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<v Speaker 1>of telling her your name isn't? Of course you? But

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<v Speaker 1>that's okay, Yes, it's okay. It's kind of subliminal crashy

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<v Speaker 1>new immediately of course that I probably now look our

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<v Speaker 1>slices in the smartest podcast listeners in the universe. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I was at a homemade heart ice cream place near

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<v Speaker 1>when my mom lives, okay, and you know, the weather

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<v Speaker 1>is getting nicer, so I was like, oh, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>one of those places. It's like, um, it looks like

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<v Speaker 1>a dairy queen in the sense you walk up and

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<v Speaker 1>there's like there's people working behind the little sliding windows,

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<v Speaker 1>right like the doctor's office windows. It's like a dairy queen.

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<v Speaker 1>You walk up to the counter, it's outdoor. The line

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<v Speaker 1>is outside there inside in this little like barn looking place, right,

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<v Speaker 1>And they have all the flavors scary. All the good

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<v Speaker 1>flame was cookie dough and erry vanilla. But I'm okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you may not know this, but I've talked about this.

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<v Speaker 1>You may remember my favorite flavors pistachio and not I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in pistachio, not that crap A friendlies pistachio. Pistachio rhere,

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<v Speaker 1>it's really and it's got a real pistachio in it. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>look it doesn't have to be green. Ben and Jerry's

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<v Speaker 1>is not green, but it's you know, that's right. A

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<v Speaker 1>lot of that is artificially colored, right, but it has

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<v Speaker 1>big pieces of pistachio. That's the key to pistachio. I

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<v Speaker 1>here's where I had a problem. On the menu. P

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<v Speaker 1>I s t A c I O. That's not how

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<v Speaker 1>you spell pistatio. They left the h out it's c

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<v Speaker 1>h I okay, so so I said to the girls

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<v Speaker 1>who are working there in the little booth there in

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<v Speaker 1>the house, probably in high school. I said, um, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to get a maple walnut and a statio.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I don't know if anyone's ever told you this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry if I'm like the hundred person. But pistachio

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<v Speaker 1>spelled wrong on the on the menu. That's not a

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<v Speaker 1>handwritt menu. It's a professional giant sign on the front

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<v Speaker 1>of the building. Giant sign. Never I've never heard that before,

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<v Speaker 1>she says. She calls the boss over. She's we'll call

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<v Speaker 1>him Mike. Hey, Mike comes over. He says, this guy

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<v Speaker 1>has an interesting thing he wants to tell you. I say, Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry to bother you. You know, I just know

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<v Speaker 1>how you take time out of your day to correct

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<v Speaker 1>these fuckers. Well, no, I was just telling her, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you know this. I didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>her to tell the guy in the back. He came out.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't ask for him. So he says, what's up.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, hey, I just want to let you know

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<v Speaker 1>because he may have paid for the sign, a permanent sign, right,

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<v Speaker 1>it's permanent, He says, I didn't getting changed. He says,

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<v Speaker 1>what apparently the sign has been up for like thirty years?

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<v Speaker 1>Please crowbody, nobody has ever pointed out now you could

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<v Speaker 1>eat to take it as nobody noticed. No one knows

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<v Speaker 1>how to spell the statio or no one's an ask

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<v Speaker 1>like me. I was just trying to be I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go with the ladder. No one's an ask like you.

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<v Speaker 1>I think a lot of people along the way in

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<v Speaker 1>thirty years realized it was wrong, but they're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>bother you. Would do you take time out of your day?

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<v Speaker 1>You go, how much time do you have on your hands? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I got I'll tell you what I'm gonna get to

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<v Speaker 1>something that we I talked about two weeks. Now. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna talk about my tire problem. But someone reminded me

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't talk about my Amazon problem. That one's a

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<v Speaker 1>short one. Can I slip that in here? Whatever you

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<v Speaker 1>want to man? All right? So I was um in

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<v Speaker 1>my garage, right, I have a two car garage, and

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<v Speaker 1>next to my two car garage on the if you're

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<v Speaker 1>facing my house on the left is five steps and

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<v Speaker 1>a porch. Okay, the porch is wearing at all my deliveries? Yeah? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>mail goes up there ups FedEx. They put the boxes

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<v Speaker 1>up there. You don't have to sign for it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>safe put up on the steps. So in my garage

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<v Speaker 1>um between the two cars are garbage pails, like from

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of the garage to the front of the house.

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<v Speaker 1>This like four garbage pails in a row that divide

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<v Speaker 1>the cars. Does that make sense? Okay? So I get

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<v Speaker 1>in my car, which is the driver's side is on

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<v Speaker 1>the same side as the garbage pails. So the garbage

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<v Speaker 1>pails are on the driver's side of my car. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>between the garbage pails and my car is maybe a foot, right.

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<v Speaker 1>I put them as close to my car as safely

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<v Speaker 1>possible so there was more room on the other side

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<v Speaker 1>or the other garage. Okay. I get in my car

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, I'm plugging my phone in, getting the Bluetooth

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<v Speaker 1>set up, you know, just getting getting ready for lift off.

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<v Speaker 1>And all of a sudden, I hear boom, and I

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<v Speaker 1>see a shadow out of the corner of my eye.

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<v Speaker 1>The Amazon driver is in my garage, brushing up against

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<v Speaker 1>my car, squeezing between my car and the garbage pails,

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<v Speaker 1>and he leaves. He leaves my package on top of

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<v Speaker 1>a closed garbage pail and walks back out of my garage.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, what the fuck? Who does that? I

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<v Speaker 1>get packages on my porch. You don't walk into someone's garage,

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<v Speaker 1>squeezed between garbage pails and my car and leave the

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<v Speaker 1>package on a garbage pail. In what world is that?

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<v Speaker 1>How you deliver a package down to me? Like he

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to steal some ship from your open garage

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<v Speaker 1>and then got caught. I think the reason why he'd

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<v Speaker 1>be going into property, I don't think that's the case.

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<v Speaker 1>But here's what I was doing at the time. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember I was voice texting Elvis a thank you

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<v Speaker 1>note because Elvis gave us all a gift. He gave

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<v Speaker 1>us all um mini microphone statues to celebrate the anniversary

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<v Speaker 1>of our show, right, and there was no card in it.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know who it was from out of the

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<v Speaker 1>stage did it the company? Did it? It just said

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<v Speaker 1>happy Happyary. So you had told me that that after

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<v Speaker 1>that night before that Elvis sent it. So I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going out. Let me quickly shoot Alvis at thank

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<v Speaker 1>you text and let him know, right, So I voice

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<v Speaker 1>texting this and this is when the guy UM comes

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<v Speaker 1>into the garage. So I get out of my car

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<v Speaker 1>immediately and I say to the guy, Hey, um, excuse me, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>can you leave it on the steps next time rather

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<v Speaker 1>than my garage garbage pail? Thank you? And I was

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<v Speaker 1>polite about it, right He's ah, man, my bad, my bad.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're an Amazon driver explained to me how that's

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<v Speaker 1>a thing. So I send the text message to Elvis,

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<v Speaker 1>and right after I had send, here's what the text

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<v Speaker 1>message says to Elvis. I just found out that the

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<v Speaker 1>really cool microphone trophy came from you. Since it arrived

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<v Speaker 1>with no note, I wasn't sure where it came from.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much. It is a really nice reminder

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<v Speaker 1>of what a fun right it's been working on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>What the funck? Excuse me, Hi? Can you leave it

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<v Speaker 1>on the steps next time rather than my garage garbage pail?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. That's the text message text us sex me back.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about? That's how I was talking about. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>scared you have the music ready? Of course? Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>I've been talking. I noticed late. I know we've been

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<v Speaker 1>going on a while, but I've I've teased this and

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<v Speaker 1>I apologize and people get mad about we tease stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't get to it. So here's what happened. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not I'm gonna refer to these. This company is Davis Tire. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys can figure it out. Davis Tire. They have

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<v Speaker 1>locations all over the area. Now I go to two three,

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<v Speaker 1>excuse me, three different Davis Tires. In fact, I think

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<v Speaker 1>I told the story about the guy who tried to

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<v Speaker 1>fix my flat and I have to cut the super

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<v Speaker 1>service and they were gonna charge me, and I'm covered

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing. I talked about that. Right, they're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>rotate my tires and they put it up on the

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<v Speaker 1>lift and they never did any of that. Okay, same place.

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<v Speaker 1>So my uh my daughter calls me right she's out driving.

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<v Speaker 1>She has a car, and she says, hey, um, quick question.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh is it safe to drive on a tire that's

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<v Speaker 1>uh very low on air? What I hit a pothole?

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<v Speaker 1>You had a pothole? Yeah, I said, uh, let me

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<v Speaker 1>send me a picture. Sends me a picture. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>come home, come home. I'll put air in the tire.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes it pops off the rim and it loses air whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>So I get the tire back and I can't get

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<v Speaker 1>air in the tire right that the stem is broken,

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<v Speaker 1>that it won't go in and it's leaking air. So

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<v Speaker 1>I I called Triple A. They put a donut on

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<v Speaker 1>the car and it's the it's the the passenger rear tire.

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<v Speaker 1>You follow me, the right rear tire. So I'm so,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, you know what, I gotta I gotta go now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Saturday night. She was out, So I'm like, who's

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<v Speaker 1>open on a Sunday that would have this tire in stock? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I need to tire. So um, I'm sorry. This

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<v Speaker 1>was Friday night. So I spend the whole day Saturday

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<v Speaker 1>trying to find a tire, and uh, Davis Tire has

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<v Speaker 1>the tires. They have two tires, which was good because

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<v Speaker 1>I noticed the front left tire diagonally across was it

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<v Speaker 1>was old enough. It should be replaced now the cause

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<v Speaker 1>all will drive. This is important. Normally you have to

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<v Speaker 1>replace all four tires will keep them even both front,

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<v Speaker 1>both back. Okay, So I said, you know what, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna buy two tires. I call up the corporate office

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<v Speaker 1>says this one location that you've never been to, Mr Brodie,

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<v Speaker 1>They are open on Sundays, they have two tires, will

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<v Speaker 1>make an appointment for you. Go there. Okay, great, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So I go to this this town that uh I'm

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<v Speaker 1>familiar with, but I've never been to this particular Davis tire.

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<v Speaker 1>This cars outside, and I walk in and I see

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<v Speaker 1>that there's a customer watching television, not wearing a mask. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not really the issue. But not wearing a mask

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<v Speaker 1>it's an issue for you, it's an issue for me.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm now I can't sit in the waiting room

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<v Speaker 1>because there's two chairs. He's in one of them, not

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<v Speaker 1>wearing a mask. So I'm not sitting there. That's me.

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<v Speaker 1>I now. I looked to the counter. I'm second in line,

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<v Speaker 1>and Terry is behind the counter, big guy named Terry.

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<v Speaker 1>Terry is wearing his mask on his chin diaper, chin diaper.

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<v Speaker 1>So okay, now this is not a mask story, I

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<v Speaker 1>promise you. So I get to I'm next in line,

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<v Speaker 1>I say, hey, how are you a good? Good? Good?

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm keeping my distance whatever, and I said, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I need two tires. I have an appointment up yet,

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<v Speaker 1>Mr Browder, you were in the sitting. It couldn't have

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<v Speaker 1>been nicer Terry could not have been nicer. He says, uh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're a little backed up today, should be about forty

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<v Speaker 1>five minutes. So no, al right, not a problem. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>Can I sit in my car? Yeah, sit in the

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<v Speaker 1>car and we'll call you when it's when you're ready

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<v Speaker 1>to pull in. I said, great. So, uh, I go

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<v Speaker 1>out to the car. I so, and I go back in.

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot I go back in and go heay, Terry,

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<v Speaker 1>real quick. It's an oil drive car. I'm getting the

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<v Speaker 1>front left and the rear back. I said, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>put the tires both on the front or both on

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<v Speaker 1>the back. He said, we'll probably put them both on

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<v Speaker 1>the front. The other two tires good. I said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they matched that the two tires are good. They match.

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<v Speaker 1>I got him at the same time. Oh great, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll put those on the We'll move the one to

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<v Speaker 1>the back. We'll put both new tires on the front. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So I get in the car. I'm sitting there for

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<v Speaker 1>like fifteen minutes, and uh, some technician comes out from

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<v Speaker 1>the bay, you know, one of the three bays, and

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<v Speaker 1>he's yelling at me right like waving me like when

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<v Speaker 1>you wave somebody like come on, come on, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm next, I guess. So I back out of

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<v Speaker 1>the spot and I I'm pulling around. I'm making like

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<v Speaker 1>a semicircle and I'm pulling the car like I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>towards the middle bay. He's waving me, and then he

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<v Speaker 1>starts screaming at me. I can't hear him because the

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<v Speaker 1>windows are down, but I see his face is beat

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<v Speaker 1>red again. Not wearing a mask, so I can see him.

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<v Speaker 1>He's spitting human man. So I rolled down the windows,

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<v Speaker 1>and what's the matter. I drive the car in. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't drive the car in. I drive the car end,

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<v Speaker 1>I said. So, I said, hey, man, I didn't know,

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<v Speaker 1>uh kind of customer? I said, you were waving at me.

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<v Speaker 1>He's representing Davis Tire. Yeah, so I said, you were

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<v Speaker 1>waving at me. I didn't know. I'm sorry. I I

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<v Speaker 1>thought I was being helpful, scared. We've all been to

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<v Speaker 1>garages and oil change place where they go, yeah, just

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<v Speaker 1>or pull it up to the entrance, right I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I was thirty ft from the beginning of the bay.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't like I was about to go up on

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<v Speaker 1>the hydraulic lift. I was just pulling a closer to

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<v Speaker 1>get him a screaming to me. So I don't I say, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Now I'm keeping my distance because he's got

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<v Speaker 1>no mask on. He's screaming, spits flying. So I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to start any trouble. So I go

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<v Speaker 1>back in. I don't say anything. Unlike me, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>say anything. I said, hey, how long does it take

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<v Speaker 1>to do the tires? He says, you know what, you

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<v Speaker 1>probably got about thirty five minutes. You know, because we

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<v Speaker 1>gotta balance some we gotta make sure the alignment's good.

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<v Speaker 1>Said so, I said, uh, so they're gonna both go

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<v Speaker 1>on the front. Heuse, yeah, we gotta move the tire

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<v Speaker 1>from the front to the back. Whatever He's give us

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<v Speaker 1>like forty minutes. So I go across the street. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a pizza place. I go and sit in the pizza place.

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<v Speaker 1>I get a text message. He says, you cause ready,

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<v Speaker 1>oh great, it was like twenty five minutes. My cause

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<v Speaker 1>ready fantastic. I go back across the street. I go in.

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<v Speaker 1>I pay for it. He says, you cause outside great,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, thank you. Carry I'm sorry, Terry chin diaper,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, Terry still not wearing the mask on his face, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so I had to like, did the old were you?

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<v Speaker 1>Were you double masks with your goggles and your face

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<v Speaker 1>fines a, no douche one mask. I just didn't want to.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, Okay, he's not wearing a mask. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know where his status is. I don't want

1:19:51.960 --> 1:19:53.880
<v Speaker 1>to know. It's not my I just stay away from me.

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<v Speaker 1>So as it is. I couldn't sit in the waiting room.

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<v Speaker 1>So I go out to my car. It's sitting out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Now it's my daughter's car. Okay, it's not my car.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my daughter's car. And I look at the right

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<v Speaker 1>rear tire that was flat. It looks like it's the

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<v Speaker 1>new tire. It's supposed to be on the front. So

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<v Speaker 1>I go, that's weird. Maybe they put them both on

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<v Speaker 1>the back. I go to the other side. Nope, the

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<v Speaker 1>front tire, the new tires in the front. They replaced

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<v Speaker 1>the two bed tires diagonally. Well, anyone who's ever owned

1:20:25.439 --> 1:20:27.960
<v Speaker 1>a car knows that's not safe. How you do, No,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta do. It's too rear or two front? Right.

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<v Speaker 1>So I go back in and I say hey, hey, Terry,

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, uh hey, um, real quick the tires

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<v Speaker 1>on my car. I could be wrong. If you have

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<v Speaker 1>a minute, there were no customers. If you have a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>can you just come over look at the car. I

1:20:47.120 --> 1:20:49.080
<v Speaker 1>could be wrong. Maybe I don't have a good eye

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<v Speaker 1>for new tires, but I think the tires are on

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<v Speaker 1>the car diagonally. Oh we would never do that. Yep. No,

1:20:54.360 --> 1:20:56.800
<v Speaker 1>I get that. But could you just check it? So

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<v Speaker 1>he says. He says, hold on, I'll go. I'll go

1:20:59.280 --> 1:21:03.040
<v Speaker 1>get I'll go get ill Oliver, I go, Oliver. Oh

1:21:03.160 --> 1:21:06.240
<v Speaker 1>no shit. He he walked in the back. Rather than

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<v Speaker 1>ask me, he tells the guy who did the tires,

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<v Speaker 1>the guy who already yelled at me to go look

1:21:11.040 --> 1:21:14.400
<v Speaker 1>at the tires. That guy right, I later found his

1:21:14.520 --> 1:21:18.680
<v Speaker 1>name is Oliver. So I'm standing now about away from

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<v Speaker 1>the entrance to the garage, by where the cars parked,

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<v Speaker 1>expecting Terry to come out and look at my car. Nope,

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<v Speaker 1>the technician who yelled at me comes out from thirty

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<v Speaker 1>ft away. He comes like like a bull, walking quickly

1:21:34.400 --> 1:21:39.200
<v Speaker 1>and angry again no mask, screaming, God damn it, you

1:21:39.360 --> 1:21:42.240
<v Speaker 1>made my job harder. What are you doing telling my boss?

1:21:42.520 --> 1:21:46.360
<v Speaker 1>Complaining for you're making my life difficult? So I said. So,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, excuse me, You're gonna be You're gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>missing break pads by the end of this story, right,

1:21:53.320 --> 1:21:56.599
<v Speaker 1>because this guy wants you to fucking fly into a ravine.

1:21:56.880 --> 1:21:59.439
<v Speaker 1>So he is, I'm not gonna fight with the guy.

1:21:59.439 --> 1:22:01.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm not looking, if I say, I said, whoa, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I just asked if the tires were put on diagonally.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, because that's not proper. I'm not looking to

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<v Speaker 1>get you in trouble. God damn it, fucking shit. And

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<v Speaker 1>he gets in my car and he drives it into

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<v Speaker 1>the bay. So now I go inside, I said. I said, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm human scary. I go in there and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>excuse me, Terry. This is what I said. It's bad

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<v Speaker 1>enough that when I pulled my car in, the guy

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<v Speaker 1>screamed at me not to pull the car in when

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<v Speaker 1>he waved me to come in. It's bad enough that

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<v Speaker 1>he puts my tires on diagonally. But then you go

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<v Speaker 1>and tell him and he comes out and curses me

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<v Speaker 1>and says, I'm making his job difficult. How is that

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<v Speaker 1>my fault? I should give my daughter an unsafe car?

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, did you and I not talk about

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<v Speaker 1>putting them both on the front. In what world do

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<v Speaker 1>you put tires on diagonally? Your Davis tire your tire experts,

1:22:56.640 --> 1:22:59.599
<v Speaker 1>I said, And don't think I didn't notice that you're

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<v Speaker 1>wearing a shin diaper. You told him this? Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I said, I didn't say thing about that.

1:23:04.479 --> 1:23:07.599
<v Speaker 1>I said, I'm human man. So he says, I'm terribly sorry. Sorry.

1:23:07.600 --> 1:23:09.280
<v Speaker 1>He puts the mask on his face. He said, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't realize it must have fallen down. Scary. It was

1:23:11.600 --> 1:23:13.559
<v Speaker 1>down on his chin like for an hour. He didn't

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<v Speaker 1>realize it. Please, So I said, this is unacceptable. What

1:23:17.040 --> 1:23:20.000
<v Speaker 1>kind of custom services this? I'm terribly sorry. He goes,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get your car right away. So they bring the

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<v Speaker 1>car in. Now the guy's working on my car and

1:23:25.920 --> 1:23:29.080
<v Speaker 1>he says it'll be like fifteen minutes. No, no, I'm

1:23:29.080 --> 1:23:30.920
<v Speaker 1>watching him. He's outside the car, he does the tires.

1:23:30.960 --> 1:23:33.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm watching him because it's glass on the on the

1:23:33.360 --> 1:23:36.760
<v Speaker 1>visiting room right. So he gives the keys and I

1:23:36.920 --> 1:23:39.760
<v Speaker 1>see Terry is in there laughing it up with the guy,

1:23:40.160 --> 1:23:43.200
<v Speaker 1>laughing it up. He told me he's gonna reprimand him.

1:23:43.200 --> 1:23:45.160
<v Speaker 1>I said, don't reprimand until I leave but they're laughing

1:23:45.240 --> 1:23:47.200
<v Speaker 1>with each other. Yeah, he took a dump in your

1:23:47.200 --> 1:23:50.479
<v Speaker 1>glove box. No, it weren't in the car. So then

1:23:50.560 --> 1:23:52.679
<v Speaker 1>so then so then the manager, this guy, this manager,

1:23:52.720 --> 1:23:54.920
<v Speaker 1>guy Terry, comes back in. He goes here you go,

1:23:55.240 --> 1:23:59.479
<v Speaker 1>he cause ready, hands me the keys, doesn't say sorry,

1:24:00.360 --> 1:24:03.719
<v Speaker 1>made me wait an extra half hour like the second

1:24:03.800 --> 1:24:07.040
<v Speaker 1>time I got yelled at twice, doesn't say like, please

1:24:07.120 --> 1:24:11.200
<v Speaker 1>come back. Hey, here's a coupon, nothing, nothing, nothing. I'm

1:24:11.200 --> 1:24:13.439
<v Speaker 1>surprised you did demand free dessert on this one. No. No,

1:24:13.560 --> 1:24:16.800
<v Speaker 1>So I walk out. I walk out, and I called

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<v Speaker 1>the corporate office that's where the fund begins. Called the

1:24:19.840 --> 1:24:22.719
<v Speaker 1>corporate office. They're open on Sunday, So God bless Davis Tire.

1:24:22.960 --> 1:24:25.360
<v Speaker 1>They're open on Sunday. I get a very nice one

1:24:25.400 --> 1:24:28.840
<v Speaker 1>on the phone. I tell the stories is I'm so sorry.

1:24:29.439 --> 1:24:32.519
<v Speaker 1>You need to speak to Lenny, the regional manager. He

1:24:32.640 --> 1:24:34.960
<v Speaker 1>will take care of you. This is uncalled for. He

1:24:35.040 --> 1:24:37.040
<v Speaker 1>will take care of you. I will have Lenny call

1:24:37.120 --> 1:24:39.439
<v Speaker 1>you Monday morning. First thing I said, haven't call me

1:24:39.439 --> 1:24:42.320
<v Speaker 1>at ten o'clock because I work in the morning. Ten o'clock, okay,

1:24:43.240 --> 1:24:47.240
<v Speaker 1>no phone call on on Monday Tuesday. I get a

1:24:47.280 --> 1:24:53.519
<v Speaker 1>phone call from Mike, not Lenny. Mike, who's Mike. Mike

1:24:53.760 --> 1:24:58.599
<v Speaker 1>is the general manager of Davis Tire that location. Mike says,

1:24:58.720 --> 1:25:01.880
<v Speaker 1>how can I help you? I said, Mike, where is Lenny?

1:25:01.920 --> 1:25:04.120
<v Speaker 1>The regional manager? Was gonna fix this for me? Oh?

1:25:04.200 --> 1:25:07.000
<v Speaker 1>He told me to handle it. Really, So you think

1:25:07.040 --> 1:25:09.439
<v Speaker 1>I called corporate because I wanted the manager of the

1:25:09.520 --> 1:25:13.519
<v Speaker 1>store to speak to me about your co workers. That's

1:25:13.560 --> 1:25:15.880
<v Speaker 1>something I want to do. No, no, no, we're very high,

1:25:15.960 --> 1:25:19.639
<v Speaker 1>high high quality. Well we're well known here and I'm Mike,

1:25:19.720 --> 1:25:22.439
<v Speaker 1>and I'm okay. So I tell Mike. He goes, you're

1:25:22.479 --> 1:25:26.639
<v Speaker 1>kidding me. Oliver yelled at you. Yeah twice. I'm terribly sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I said, Mike, where do you install tires diagonally?

1:25:30.439 --> 1:25:32.920
<v Speaker 1>How is that my fault? Oh? Mr Brody, I'm terribly

1:25:32.960 --> 1:25:34.519
<v Speaker 1>sorry that it should never have happened. Oh my god.

1:25:35.560 --> 1:25:37.200
<v Speaker 1>He says, Look, if you want to speak to Lenny,

1:25:37.200 --> 1:25:38.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure I'll take care of you. I have Lenny

1:25:38.920 --> 1:25:40.840
<v Speaker 1>call you. He says, this unacceptable. We want you to

1:25:40.880 --> 1:25:43.639
<v Speaker 1>be a customer. Blah blah blah. Again, he's the general manager,

1:25:43.720 --> 1:25:46.040
<v Speaker 1>doesn't knowre for me? Ship do you get me back? Okay.

1:25:47.120 --> 1:25:50.640
<v Speaker 1>Lenny calls me that afternoon. Mr Brodie, what's going on?

1:25:50.760 --> 1:25:53.280
<v Speaker 1>I had might call you. Yeah, I was told you

1:25:53.320 --> 1:25:55.560
<v Speaker 1>would call me. Oh I thought Mike could handle it.

1:25:56.400 --> 1:25:58.599
<v Speaker 1>Uh huh. Do you know what the problem is? Yeah,

1:25:58.680 --> 1:25:59.800
<v Speaker 1>but if you want to reiterate it, So I tell

1:25:59.840 --> 1:26:04.040
<v Speaker 1>him the problem he is he was just I said, well,

1:26:04.160 --> 1:26:06.120
<v Speaker 1>I said, I said, you know what, Lenny, tell me

1:26:06.200 --> 1:26:09.160
<v Speaker 1>what you know, because when I asked Mike what he knew,

1:26:09.240 --> 1:26:12.720
<v Speaker 1>Mike said, Mike says, well, it seems it was a misunderstanding. No,

1:26:12.920 --> 1:26:15.479
<v Speaker 1>Mike told me. My notes here say there was a

1:26:15.520 --> 1:26:18.519
<v Speaker 1>misunderstanding with um where you were trying to pull in

1:26:19.000 --> 1:26:20.560
<v Speaker 1>and you tried to pull the car in and you

1:26:20.680 --> 1:26:22.280
<v Speaker 1>got they were upset with you for trying to pull

1:26:22.320 --> 1:26:24.960
<v Speaker 1>the car in. That's what they told you. I spent

1:26:25.000 --> 1:26:27.840
<v Speaker 1>twenty minutes on the phone dictating the story. So Lenny

1:26:27.880 --> 1:26:31.280
<v Speaker 1>says that he doesn't know either Lenny. Lenny's only notes were, Mr.

1:26:31.360 --> 1:26:33.680
<v Speaker 1>Brodie is upset because he got yelled at because he

1:26:33.720 --> 1:26:35.599
<v Speaker 1>was trying to pull the car in. He Mr Brodie,

1:26:35.600 --> 1:26:37.439
<v Speaker 1>you can't pull the car in. I said, oh, yeah,

1:26:37.479 --> 1:26:39.880
<v Speaker 1>thanks a lot. So I tell him the full story

1:26:39.920 --> 1:26:42.160
<v Speaker 1>that I just told you scary, and he says, I

1:26:42.240 --> 1:26:45.600
<v Speaker 1>find that hard to believe. Sir, Wow, he's signing with

1:26:46.360 --> 1:26:49.080
<v Speaker 1>his own employees, he said, kind of fucking company? Is

1:26:49.160 --> 1:26:53.680
<v Speaker 1>this right? So? I said, what problems you think? I've

1:26:53.760 --> 1:26:56.160
<v Speaker 1>made three phone calls because I'm making up some story.

1:26:56.520 --> 1:26:59.000
<v Speaker 1>He says, I find it hard to believe that Oliver,

1:26:59.360 --> 1:27:02.120
<v Speaker 1>he's one of our hop guys, would walk out thirty

1:27:02.160 --> 1:27:04.720
<v Speaker 1>ft yelling at you and and scream at you with

1:27:04.840 --> 1:27:07.640
<v Speaker 1>no mask on. I find it hard to believe. You

1:27:07.760 --> 1:27:12.120
<v Speaker 1>find hard to believe, he said. I said, why am

1:27:12.200 --> 1:27:15.000
<v Speaker 1>I calling you? The guy yelled at me twice. We

1:27:15.120 --> 1:27:18.320
<v Speaker 1>have never had a problem with Oliver. He's a great guy, Uh,

1:27:18.439 --> 1:27:21.960
<v Speaker 1>I said, I don't care. The guy screamed at me

1:27:22.080 --> 1:27:25.840
<v Speaker 1>once and basically intimidated me like he was gonna hit me. Well,

1:27:25.960 --> 1:27:27.600
<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm gonna have to review the tapes we have.

1:27:27.920 --> 1:27:31.120
<v Speaker 1>We have cameras everywhere. We can watch the tapes. Mr Brodie.

1:27:31.160 --> 1:27:33.400
<v Speaker 1>But I I really don't. I think maybe you had

1:27:33.439 --> 1:27:36.200
<v Speaker 1>a bad experience and you know it's I go and

1:27:36.479 --> 1:27:39.720
<v Speaker 1>you're you're not remembering it correctly. Now I'm human. Now

1:27:39.720 --> 1:27:41.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm human, he goes, The woman hang up on you?

1:27:41.360 --> 1:27:42.760
<v Speaker 1>As we said to me, he do I have to

1:27:42.760 --> 1:27:44.760
<v Speaker 1>hang up on you? Sir? You said you sound I rate.

1:27:44.960 --> 1:27:47.320
<v Speaker 1>I said, you just called me a lawyer. I call

1:27:47.400 --> 1:27:50.040
<v Speaker 1>you and tell you your guy threatened me, and you're

1:27:50.080 --> 1:27:52.120
<v Speaker 1>telling me maybe I don't remember it the right way.

1:27:52.640 --> 1:27:54.439
<v Speaker 1>I said, you know what, go check your tapes, call

1:27:54.479 --> 1:27:58.400
<v Speaker 1>me back tomorrow. I get the phone call the next day. Hi,

1:27:58.520 --> 1:28:02.519
<v Speaker 1>Mr Brodie. Yeah, hey Lenny. Yeah, we reviewed the tapes

1:28:02.560 --> 1:28:07.479
<v Speaker 1>at the garage. Yeah and yeah, um yeah, apparently what

1:28:07.600 --> 1:28:14.000
<v Speaker 1>you said was true. And what end? Where's the end? So,

1:28:14.200 --> 1:28:16.960
<v Speaker 1>so I was, I said, what's that? Yeah, this video

1:28:17.000 --> 1:28:19.439
<v Speaker 1>of him approaching you quickly and screaming and yelling twice.

1:28:20.120 --> 1:28:22.640
<v Speaker 1>And uh, I did check the records. He did put

1:28:22.680 --> 1:28:25.040
<v Speaker 1>the tires on dagonly. I'm really sorry, So I said,

1:28:25.080 --> 1:28:28.040
<v Speaker 1>uh huh okay. And I said, and and the and

1:28:28.160 --> 1:28:31.320
<v Speaker 1>the masks. Oh, that's a violation of company policy. Absolutely,

1:28:31.320 --> 1:28:34.400
<v Speaker 1>I should have the masks on, so I said, Uh,

1:28:35.200 --> 1:28:36.800
<v Speaker 1>I said, you see, I'm a customer of yours for like,

1:28:36.880 --> 1:28:41.160
<v Speaker 1>you know, long time. Davis. Yeah, he goes, no, no,

1:28:41.320 --> 1:28:44.080
<v Speaker 1>And we want we value your business, Sir, I said, okay,

1:28:44.520 --> 1:28:48.080
<v Speaker 1>he said, so I I hope you'll accept my apology. Good,

1:28:48.680 --> 1:28:55.120
<v Speaker 1>that was it. Accept your apology. Accept your apology. Oliver

1:28:56.120 --> 1:28:59.200
<v Speaker 1>screams at me for bringing my car when he waved

1:28:59.240 --> 1:29:02.640
<v Speaker 1>me on, then basically threatens me because I made his

1:29:02.760 --> 1:29:06.720
<v Speaker 1>life difficult. Excuse me, I'm driving with diagonal tires from

1:29:06.960 --> 1:29:10.960
<v Speaker 1>my daughter's car. No, thank you? Where's the Oh, We're sorry,

1:29:11.200 --> 1:29:14.439
<v Speaker 1>have a nice day. We hope you'll come back, have

1:29:14.560 --> 1:29:22.720
<v Speaker 1>a good week. Bullshit, bullshit? So so get this? So

1:29:23.320 --> 1:29:26.320
<v Speaker 1>So I look up online who the big muckety muck is,

1:29:26.600 --> 1:29:29.599
<v Speaker 1>who the vice president is? It's online. Are you going bigger?

1:29:29.640 --> 1:29:32.320
<v Speaker 1>You're going? You're going higher than Lenny? Okay, So I

1:29:32.479 --> 1:29:35.280
<v Speaker 1>speak to a guy, he's the vice president of marketing.

1:29:35.720 --> 1:29:38.800
<v Speaker 1>He says, you gotta talk to uh to Elise in

1:29:38.920 --> 1:29:41.960
<v Speaker 1>customer service. She's in charge of the big problems. She

1:29:42.040 --> 1:29:45.120
<v Speaker 1>will put you in charge of the the big boss

1:29:45.160 --> 1:29:47.680
<v Speaker 1>in the with the sauce in the office, the big guy,

1:29:48.080 --> 1:29:51.960
<v Speaker 1>Lenny's boss. This is unacceptable. I said, thank you, sir.

1:29:52.640 --> 1:29:56.280
<v Speaker 1>So I speak to Elise. I call Else's office. They said, well,

1:29:56.280 --> 1:29:59.960
<v Speaker 1>Else isn't in leaver a voicemail. I said, uh, Alie,

1:30:00.040 --> 1:30:02.160
<v Speaker 1>give me a call back. I said, here's the situation.

1:30:02.520 --> 1:30:05.200
<v Speaker 1>I had a problem in the store. I didn't get satisfaction.

1:30:05.479 --> 1:30:08.479
<v Speaker 1>I spoke to the regional manager. They offered me no solution.

1:30:08.920 --> 1:30:11.479
<v Speaker 1>So I really would like this. According to so and so,

1:30:11.720 --> 1:30:14.400
<v Speaker 1>your vice president of marketing, he said, I should ask

1:30:14.520 --> 1:30:17.559
<v Speaker 1>for let's just say author, So, could you please arrange

1:30:17.600 --> 1:30:21.639
<v Speaker 1>me to speak to Arthur about the situation? At last?

1:30:21.680 --> 1:30:24.400
<v Speaker 1>Doesn't call me back. My phone rings the next day,

1:30:24.720 --> 1:30:27.880
<v Speaker 1>you know, call me back, Lenny, the regional guy. Hi,

1:30:28.080 --> 1:30:31.240
<v Speaker 1>Mr Brodie, is everything okay? Yeah? Why? Oh? I well,

1:30:31.280 --> 1:30:33.640
<v Speaker 1>I closed your account yesterday and it looks like it

1:30:33.720 --> 1:30:37.559
<v Speaker 1>was reopened. Is there a problem? So now what am

1:30:37.600 --> 1:30:39.599
<v Speaker 1>I gonna say to him? I tried to call your boss,

1:30:39.840 --> 1:30:42.240
<v Speaker 1>and apparently it backfired because when you ask for somebody,

1:30:42.280 --> 1:30:44.120
<v Speaker 1>they give you someone lower. So I was like, no,

1:30:44.320 --> 1:30:46.040
<v Speaker 1>it's all good, Lenny, I don't know. That must be

1:30:46.160 --> 1:30:48.920
<v Speaker 1>some kind of mistake. He's are you sure everything's fine?

1:30:49.040 --> 1:30:51.439
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, everything's fine? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. You

1:30:51.560 --> 1:30:54.800
<v Speaker 1>hang up and now you call the fucking office again? Right? No, no,

1:30:55.240 --> 1:30:58.439
<v Speaker 1>Now I decided, guess what, I'm coming to a different

1:30:58.479 --> 1:31:05.280
<v Speaker 1>tire because this is some bullshit. You've been defeated, you

1:31:05.360 --> 1:31:09.600
<v Speaker 1>know what. Even the white flag I never see. I

1:31:09.640 --> 1:31:11.400
<v Speaker 1>thought you were like, fuck you, and you're gonna go

1:31:11.520 --> 1:31:13.960
<v Speaker 1>back in and call Elisee back say you know what

1:31:14.040 --> 1:31:16.000
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna Well, I was gonna call Elie and

1:31:16.080 --> 1:31:18.000
<v Speaker 1>go what the fuck? I thought I was gonna speak

1:31:18.040 --> 1:31:20.519
<v Speaker 1>to author, But she's just gonna tell Lenny again. I

1:31:20.600 --> 1:31:23.200
<v Speaker 1>don't need Lenny the tape checker knowing that I'm checking

1:31:23.320 --> 1:31:27.320
<v Speaker 1>up obviously this this company is problematic from the top down.

1:31:27.640 --> 1:31:32.120
<v Speaker 1>They have issues in their own chain because because this

1:31:32.280 --> 1:31:34.760
<v Speaker 1>is how they handle all their problems. They you don't

1:31:35.320 --> 1:31:37.880
<v Speaker 1>you don't defer and deflect to somebody lower than you

1:31:38.080 --> 1:31:42.320
<v Speaker 1>to solve the issues. Terrible. That's awful, Brodie. I feel

1:31:42.360 --> 1:31:44.800
<v Speaker 1>for my one saving graces when he called me like

1:31:44.840 --> 1:31:46.880
<v Speaker 1>with his head between his legs. Yeah yeah, I checked

1:31:46.920 --> 1:31:51.240
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1:31:51.640 --> 1:31:56.040
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