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Speaker 1: second dat Day. The laundry mat is a great place
Speaker 1: to meet women. Great place. Yeah, you don't even really
Speaker 1: have to talk to him. You just walk up, start
Speaker 1: folding their underwear, and there there it's always a conversation starter,
Speaker 1: even if they're not there, like say they left the
Speaker 1: laundrat for a second. You see that their stuffs done,
Speaker 1: you just start folding their undies. That's always good to
Speaker 1: probably sniff them too, that's probably a nice move. Well, well,
Speaker 1: you got to make sure they're clean. I guess I'm
Speaker 1: assuming that's what Pete did to meet the girl that
Speaker 1: he met at a laundry matt that's not calling him back, Pete.
Speaker 1: Did you use the old I'm gonna fold your undee
Speaker 1: trick or do something different? Um? A little different though,
Speaker 1: haven't gotten to the underwear park yet. Thank god, Pete,
Speaker 1: how did you meet this girl at the laundry mat? Well, um,
Speaker 1: you know I'm doing the thing. Poured some de turgent
Speaker 1: in the machine. And then I hear this voice, the
Speaker 1: swoan's voice, say, you're using way too much the turgent,
Speaker 1: the disrespect. How upset were you when she said that? Well, um,
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, no, I've been doing this a while,
Speaker 1: so I'm fine. I never have a problem with my laundry.
Speaker 1: Thank you. And then I turned around and there she is,
Speaker 1: and she's really cute. Okay, because if she wasn't probably like,
Speaker 1: get the hell away from me, lady, tell me how
Speaker 1: to do my laundry. Yeah, you're like, you're cute. You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: why don't you just instruct me slowly how to do it? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I didn't mind it when she was giving me advice.
Speaker 1: And then it occurred to me that she was, maybe,
Speaker 1: but I don't know, initiating contacted. Maybe that is like
Speaker 1: a definite she's hitting on you, and she's looking for
Speaker 1: a way to get in on the conversation. All right, well,
Speaker 1: I'm not the brightest bulb on the tree. Did you
Speaker 1: finally realize, oh, maybe she's flirting with me, and I
Speaker 1: shouldn't be pissed at her for critiquing Yeah. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: told her that i'd start taking notes and if she
Speaker 1: would continue, you know, giving me a lesson. I was all, ears,
Speaker 1: that's a ballsy move on her part. I give her props.
Speaker 1: It was she the one that then asked you out
Speaker 1: on a date. No, what happened was we were kind
Speaker 1: of our laundry cycles were on the same you know,
Speaker 1: time frame, and I realized that, hey, rather than sit
Speaker 1: around here and watch the laundry dry, why don't we
Speaker 1: go down the street and grab a drink. That's a
Speaker 1: good idea. Yeah, so you guys, you guys went down
Speaker 1: the street and grabbed a beer or something while you
Speaker 1: waited for your laundry to finish up. Yeah. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: had a couple of beers each, and it was nice,
Speaker 1: you know. Um it was easier to talk in a bar.
Speaker 1: It was like a more familiar environment for me. So
Speaker 1: did you guys seem to click though? Yeah, totally. We
Speaker 1: you know, hung out there. Then when we went back
Speaker 1: to the laundry, mat um up talking and um I
Speaker 1: thought it was going well, Yeah, I don't know. She
Speaker 1: did give me your number, okay, Um, but then, um,
Speaker 1: all right, so truth be told. Um, I you stole
Speaker 1: her underwear. You stole her underwear, You start with truth
Speaker 1: be told, and you're around her laundry. I know exactly
Speaker 1: what you're about to say. No, I didn't make the
Speaker 1: underwear move, then please tell me at some point you
Speaker 1: got your hands on her underwear. You can't. I don't
Speaker 1: know why you're so hung about, because what guy isn't
Speaker 1: all of us? She did? She did? I did see it,
Speaker 1: all right, sweet, Well, anyway, what I was about to
Speaker 1: tell you but that you know, we'd had a couple
Speaker 1: of beers and I thought it'd be funny, and you know,
Speaker 1: who knew there was laundry humor actually probably isn't um.
Speaker 1: But I started making jokes about big loads of laundry
Speaker 1: and you know, oversized machines for extra big loads, and
Speaker 1: so you were making like dirty jokes based on laundry terms.
Speaker 1: Pretty much. The only one I could think of was
Speaker 1: the big loads. Why does that? That sounds even worse?
Speaker 1: That sounds even more creepy than taking her underwear. I
Speaker 1: know I shouldn't have done it, you know, but I
Speaker 1: had a couple of beers in me and as a
Speaker 1: little tipsy, and you know, I thought she I thought
Speaker 1: it would work. I don't even really get the joke either,
Speaker 1: don't explain to Yeah, okay, loads of laundry, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: big loads. I still all right? Hey text in seven eight,
Speaker 1: five nine two in graphic detail. If you understand what
Speaker 1: he's joking about, describe it for Brooke otherwise we'll move on.
Speaker 1: So you were making those jokes, Well, yeah, I made
Speaker 1: a few of the jokes, and then you know, she
Speaker 1: gives me this weird lo you know, like are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? And so I stopped, but she still gave
Speaker 1: you her number post bad laundry joke. Um, actually, let
Speaker 1: me see, I can't it might have been before, like
Speaker 1: when we were at the bar. Oh yeah, so you
Speaker 1: just have her number? How many how many times have
Speaker 1: you tried to get ahold of her since your laundry date?
Speaker 1: We've actually talked once over the phone, okay, and that
Speaker 1: went pretty well. So then like a couple of days later,
Speaker 1: I texted her and she didn't reply. Why would you
Speaker 1: have her on the phone and not make plans to
Speaker 1: see each other again? Like, what was the point of
Speaker 1: the phone call. Well, we did try to make plans,
Speaker 1: but she wasn't sure what her schedule was coming up,
Speaker 1: so we decided to hold off and make plans a
Speaker 1: little later. So what do you think the reason is
Speaker 1: that she's not calling you back? Well, I'd like to
Speaker 1: say I had no idea, but it's probably the really
Speaker 1: crummy jokes I was trying out. Okay, we'll play a song,
Speaker 1: come back, call her and find out why she's not
Speaker 1: getting back to you in your second date date. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, sounds great name. All right, man, hang him
Speaker 1: Brooking Jubil in the morning if you're just tuning in
Speaker 1: for the second date update. Pete met a girl named
Speaker 1: Christy at a laundry Matt. They didn't really like have
Speaker 1: a date scheduled, but they met there while their laundry
Speaker 1: was getting done and everything else. They went and had
Speaker 1: some beers. Pete thinks that she's not calling him back
Speaker 1: because when they got back to the laundry Matt, he
Speaker 1: was a little tipsy and was making jokes about, oh,
Speaker 1: the giant loads in there. Believe that means and disgusting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we explained to Brooke what it means, and so he
Speaker 1: was making jokes like that, and he thinks that that
Speaker 1: kind of turned her off, like maybe it was a
Speaker 1: bit much. Yeah, And I think your problem, Pete isn't
Speaker 1: necessarily that you were joking about stuff like that, but
Speaker 1: you went with that instead of like jokes about things
Speaker 1: getting stiff with starch. You know, that's the comedy gold
Speaker 1: when it comes to laundry Matt jokes could have gone
Speaker 1: that route. Yeah, and it didn't. What it worked way
Speaker 1: better for you, man, Yeah, exactly, Pete. I think that
Speaker 1: you could be the laundry mat creeper and you're just
Speaker 1: not owning up to it. At this point, I was
Speaker 1: just tipsy. I'm not weird, really, yeah right, trust me.
Speaker 1: If you're making jokes like that at a laundromat to
Speaker 1: a girl you first met, you're creepy. Thank you. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna doll the phone him right now. See if we
Speaker 1: can get on the phone and find out if that
Speaker 1: is the reason why though you're ready? Ye, all right,
Speaker 1: here we go. Whoa ahright? Can I speak to Christy please?
Speaker 1: This is Christie. Hey Christy, how are you? This is
Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Sorry about
Speaker 1: being so spirited and the Hey Christy, I didn't mean
Speaker 1: to freak you out there. How are you doing? Who
Speaker 1: is this? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in
Speaker 1: the Morning. It's a radio show oh, why are you
Speaker 1: calling me? I'm calling you because you recently had an
Speaker 1: interaction with one of our listeners and they emailed us
Speaker 1: to see if we get a hold of you. My god,
Speaker 1: and I say interaction because this is less of a
Speaker 1: date and just more of like, you met a guy
Speaker 1: and he really likes you and is wondering why you're
Speaker 1: not calling back. His name is Pete. Oh yeah, you
Speaker 1: two bonded at a laundry mat. Yeah, he wanted you
Speaker 1: to call me, Yes, he did. He says that since
Speaker 1: you guys met at the laundry mat, you guys clicked
Speaker 1: and had a good time, and you've talked a little bit,
Speaker 1: but now you're not returning any of his phone calls
Speaker 1: or texts and he would love to see you again.
Speaker 1: Is there any reason that you're not calling Pete back? Oh?
Speaker 1: You know, I don't. I don't think there's a connection.
Speaker 1: That's a nice way to put it, you know. Was
Speaker 1: it let me ask you a question then, so you
Speaker 1: don't think there was a connection. Was it the jokes
Speaker 1: that he was making after you guys got back from
Speaker 1: your little break to go get beers kind of off
Speaker 1: color jokes? I mean, it was definitely like it didn't
Speaker 1: help him. You know, I just got a weird from him.
Speaker 1: Did he come off as creepy? Because when I found
Speaker 1: out what those jokes were, that's I mean, a guy
Speaker 1: you just met that is nasty. Well, it's more that
Speaker 1: I don't know him, you know. I mean, like everybody
Speaker 1: helds dirty Joe and it's like especially when we start drinking.
Speaker 1: But then I went home and I did a search
Speaker 1: for him on my computer and everything changed. Whoa, Oh no,
Speaker 1: he is creepy, isn't he? What did you find online
Speaker 1: that made you change your mind? Now? I'm really curious. Nothing.
Speaker 1: What do you mean by that? I mean, he's a vapor.
Speaker 1: There is nothing about him. It's weird. You know, everybody
Speaker 1: has something about themselves. You're saying, you're like, I thought
Speaker 1: for sure you were going to say, oh, I found
Speaker 1: a record where he's not allowed fifteen feet in near
Speaker 1: schools or something. You're saying that you are upset that
Speaker 1: you couldn't find anything at all. I'm saying it's weird
Speaker 1: to not have any presence in social media or anything.
Speaker 1: Oh so weird. So he didn't have a Facebook, Twitter, Instagram,
Speaker 1: any of that. None, and that weirds you out. I
Speaker 1: feel like I can't trust a person who has zero
Speaker 1: presence on the Internet, and so I actually asked him,
Speaker 1: you know, like do you have a Facebook? And he
Speaker 1: said he didn't, and that's when I'm done with him.
Speaker 1: What Wow? That quick? So that's all it takes with
Speaker 1: you is to not have a Facebook and you don't
Speaker 1: even have a chance. Huh. Somebody who is trying not
Speaker 1: to be found on the Internet has something to hide,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to find out what they're hiding. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess I understand. I meet people that always like,
Speaker 1: I don't do Facebook. I don't, and I'm always like,
Speaker 1: what are you a mass murderer? I don't. I can't
Speaker 1: trust you. I think this would be like a godsend
Speaker 1: to find a guy that wasn't on social media at all.
Speaker 1: Like the two guys I know that have zero social
Speaker 1: media presence are both like construction worker guys who just
Speaker 1: aren't around computers very much. Sketch construction. They're burying bodies.
Speaker 1: They're burying bodies out there. Even construction workers go home
Speaker 1: and get on Facebook. Thinks to do with their time.
Speaker 1: They're not wasting all their time on social media and
Speaker 1: stocking people like I said, burying bodies at the construction site.
Speaker 1: That's what they're doing. See, I'd like to find out
Speaker 1: what he's hiding. Aren't you a little curious? No, I
Speaker 1: don't want to know at all, and I'm worried about
Speaker 1: it now that we've talked about it. Do you really
Speaker 1: think like he's a killer or something? Like? What? What?
Speaker 1: Do you think? He might be a hang out at
Speaker 1: laundry match That is true, he hangs out at He
Speaker 1: hangs out at laundry mats, doesn't have a Facebook. A
Speaker 1: guy clearly cannot be trusted. I do appreciate you telling
Speaker 1: us why you wouldn't call him back, but I do
Speaker 1: need to let you know that Pete is actually on
Speaker 1: the other line listening and would love to talk to
Speaker 1: you seriously. Yep, say hi Pete. That's the reason you
Speaker 1: didn't call me back. Look, I'm sorry you had to
Speaker 1: hear that, but it's obvious you're hiding something if you
Speaker 1: don't even have a Facebook or any I just am
Speaker 1: not interested. If you want to get to know me,
Speaker 1: talk to me. That's how you get to know me. Well.
Speaker 1: I mean, we did hang out, and what I found
Speaker 1: out about was how big a loads you think you have.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just think that's why don't you have
Speaker 1: a Facebook? Ten, I don't have one because I don't
Speaker 1: believe in because you're hiding something. No, I just don't
Speaker 1: think my opinion matters that much in the greater scheme
Speaker 1: of things. So why should I like blab it about
Speaker 1: you don't think your opinion matters? Well, I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: you look at most of the stuff on Facebook, and
Speaker 1: you know it's like people are posting things that really
Speaker 1: don't matter in the big scheme of things. How do
Speaker 1: you know what people are putting on Facebook? If you
Speaker 1: don't have one, you're probably one of those weirdos that,
Speaker 1: as a fake accountant, just watches everybody. Pete, are you
Speaker 1: one of those weirdos that just watches people on the internet? No,
Speaker 1: are you hiding anything? No? Are you married or something? Pete?
Speaker 1: Or you know, No, I'm not married. You're hearing from
Speaker 1: Pete right now. The reason he doesn't have a Facebook
Speaker 1: is he just doesn't like it. It's the twenty first century.
Speaker 1: If you don't have a presence online, you're hiding something.
Speaker 1: I'm done with this. Yeah, hey, Pete, you're still there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm still here. That was straight. Yeah, she seems to
Speaker 1: have a little bit of a complex about people not
Speaker 1: on social media. Yeah, so you're not hiding anything. No,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm not telling everything either. You know, what
Speaker 1: do you mean by that, Pete? Now it does sound shady.
Speaker 1: You know, everybody has secrets, right, Yeah, that's part of
Speaker 1: that's part of being a human being, and not everything
Speaker 1: in my life is everybody's business. Okay, why are you
Speaker 1: sounding creepy again? Many, Pete? Right now, if I was dating, see,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be dating exclusively. Let's put it that way. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're still like, Pete, you're not helping your case at all.
Speaker 1: I could you trying to explain why you don't use
Speaker 1: Facebook is sounding creepier and creepier by the minute. See,
Speaker 1: this is why social media is not good. If you
Speaker 1: post anything the other women you're dating, you know, get
Speaker 1: the wrong idea, Yeah, get the idea that you're so
Speaker 1: Christie was right. So Christie was right? Then, Pete, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, what's wrong with dating multiple people? It's but
Speaker 1: it's like you're hiding it and then hoping that they
Speaker 1: don't meet the other person. Like, no, if I was
Speaker 1: dating exclusively, i'd tell somebody that, but I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't date exclusively right now. But Chris, he was right,
Speaker 1: you are hiding something. No, I'm not hiding it. Yes
Speaker 1: you are. You just you just admitted to it. Well
Speaker 1: she didn't ask me all right in the morning text
Speaker 1: in at seven eight five nine two, that says right,
Speaker 1: this girl is crazy. Sometimes people don't have Facebook because
Speaker 1: they choose not to be a part of the drama
Speaker 1: that it brings. Wow, broken Jewil in the morning talking
Speaker 1: about the second date update, Pete wanted us to call
Speaker 1: this girl named Christie. He thought he wasn't getting a
Speaker 1: call back because of a very bad joke he made
Speaker 1: when they first met at a laundromat. It involved joke
Speaker 1: about having big loads, and he thought that's the reason
Speaker 1: she wasn't calling back. But that's not why she wasn't
Speaker 1: calling back. She wasn't calling back because she looked him
Speaker 1: up online like most people do after they meet somebody,
Speaker 1: and found that he didn't have a Facebook. So she
Speaker 1: knew that something was wrong and he was a serial
Speaker 1: killer or worse. Ye feel like I went through so
Speaker 1: many emotions here because then I was like, well, you're
Speaker 1: a crazy lady. I mean that's ridiculous. But then at
Speaker 1: the end Pete was all weird and like acting like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm not telling everything and I wouldn't be dating exclusively. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Pete didn't want to have a Facebook because he wants
Speaker 1: to date around and doesn't want people knowing that he's
Speaker 1: dating around. I guess so he still is hiding something
Speaker 1: by not having a Facebook. That's why I don't trust
Speaker 1: people who aren't on social media these days. I agree
Speaker 1: with you. I don't. Yeah, at least one, at least
Speaker 1: Instagram or Twitter. Even my grandparents are on social media.
Speaker 1: Are they really? Yeah, that's impressive. I know their friend
Speaker 1: requests me and I always deny it. I hope. I
Speaker 1: just wanted to be granny and a bikini on a
Speaker 1: beach taken selfie. So if grandparents are on Facebook and
Speaker 1: you're like young and not on there, then what is
Speaker 1: wrong with you? Why? Mama is like you're hiding something.
Speaker 1: It's the same thing when I meet people who still
Speaker 1: have a flip phone. What are you? What is your deal?
Speaker 1: All right? You feel like it's some sort of like
Speaker 1: throwaway phone and they're making deals on the side. You
Speaker 1: want a second date up da to have to email
Speaker 1: the show, and we will call the person who didn't
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