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Speaker 1: He's a pharmacy. This is Amanda Canna help you? Who? Hello?

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Speaker 1: Is this a pharmacy? Did I need some help? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Are you running out of medication? No? No, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I just no. I I had to run into my

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Speaker 1: bathroom right now, and I've got the door closed. Um okay, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm just trying to collect myself. Uh okay.

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Speaker 1: So I came home from doing some Marin's okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: And I left all of my viagra out on the

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Speaker 1: counter okay okay, and and my cat ate it all right,

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Speaker 1: what do you mean you're cat ate it? I must

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Speaker 1: have left it open on the counter. And I think

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Speaker 1: my cat ate three or four of my viagra, And wow,

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Speaker 1: I came home and literally he attacked me. And he's

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Speaker 1: been chasing me all over and he is I mean,

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Speaker 1: you can imagine what would happen if you took four viagra? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Have you? Have you spoken to your vet? No? You're

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Speaker 1: the first one I call it for figuring you might

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Speaker 1: know what I should. Ah. You hear him outside? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can hear him. Yeah, he's going nuts. Is there

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Speaker 1: something I can give it to make it go down?

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Speaker 1: I mean, sir, I mean, we deal with people. We

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Speaker 1: don't we don't deal with animal medication, right, but this

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Speaker 1: is an animal medication. It took VIAGRAA, it took cuban medication,

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Speaker 1: so I figured, you know, but it's an animal. You

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Speaker 1: may want to call animal control. Have you ever seen

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Speaker 1: a cat's thing before? I can't say that. Well, don't.

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Speaker 1: It's weird looking all right? Yeah, I'm looking through a

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Speaker 1: medicine cabinet right now and I've got some foot fungus

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Speaker 1: cream is all I can find it. You think if

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Speaker 1: I rubbed that on it would happen? Right? I don't

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Speaker 1: know if that's going to help you. You may want

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Speaker 1: to call animal control. Can you google? I'm in my

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Speaker 1: bathroom right locked because the cat's outside. Is there any

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Speaker 1: way you could google? Like how to get rid of

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Speaker 1: a cat boner for me? Sir? I can't go on

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Speaker 1: the internet and look up cat bonners for you. Um,

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Speaker 1: it's not something we're trained in. Oh, this could do.

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Speaker 1: This sucks so bad, I know. Can you just call

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Speaker 1: nine one one because I'm sure they'll they'll they'll give

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Speaker 1: you some work. I don't want to do that. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to lose my cat. They're gonna look at

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Speaker 1: me as a bad owner. That's why I called you

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Speaker 1: for help. Well, you know, when you keep your viagra

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Speaker 1: out on the counter with a cat and gets to it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how owner you are. What I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: you've dealt with viagra before, obviously you're a pharmacist agra before.

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Speaker 1: But we dispense it, okay, can we don't? But we

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Speaker 1: don't prescribe it. We have nothing to do with that.

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Speaker 1: Can you just google how to take it into your home?

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Speaker 1: It's all you. Can you please just google how to

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Speaker 1: relieve a horny cat? No, sir, I cannot google that

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Speaker 1: for you. And I've already said that I am not

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Speaker 1: allowed to use the computer to do that. Have a heart,

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Speaker 1: and my cat is at full mast right now like

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Speaker 1: his sun dial is high noon, high noon on my

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Speaker 1: cat heart. And you do not have to go descriptions

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Speaker 1: with me. Okay, I'm just trying to let you know

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Speaker 1: that I don't I don't need the visual today. It

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Speaker 1: has been a rough day. Do you hear him? All right?

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Speaker 1: I told you from the beginning, I can't help you.

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Speaker 1: What do I have to do to get you to

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Speaker 1: google how to relieve a worny cat? Absolutely nothing, because

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Speaker 1: I ain't googling. All right, there's nothing I can do

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Speaker 1: for you unless there's something else that you want to

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Speaker 1: talk to me about that I can actually help you with.

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Speaker 1: There is, there is? There is? Then what is it? Sir? Well,

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Speaker 1: I have two cats and I think they both got

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Speaker 1: into it. You hear that there's sword fighting. I got

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Speaker 1: a cat sword fight going on out there, Sir, Those

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Speaker 1: cats are not real. That's a sound effect going on.

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Speaker 1: Do you think that's Do you think that's a sound effect? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Why would I call you and pretend that my board?

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Speaker 1: I have no idea. I don't know. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what your story is. My story is that I have

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Speaker 1: two cats that have taken by aggres and do not

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Speaker 1: have two cats. That's a sound effect. You're right, I

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Speaker 1: was born yesterday. It is a sound effect. Then what

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Speaker 1: the hell is going on? This is actually jewel from

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Speaker 1: brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving eighty two

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Speaker 1: point five doing a phone tap on you pret serious? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. Your boyfriend Alex set you up. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's your job to help take care horny cats, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: It's definitely not my job wake up every morning with Japs.

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Speaker 1: Weekday five, Get done, Still falling away from me so long?

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Speaker 1: What do you want to be the whole day