WEBVTT - Left The Top Down, Screw The Beach!

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis Duran's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>So Christina says her dad is always yelling at her

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<v Speaker 1>because she's being careless. She leaves the top down on

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<v Speaker 1>her convertible, and she leaves the car parked when she

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<v Speaker 1>goes shopping or whatever. He really feels like something bad

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna happen. Someone's gonna break something. He's had him.

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<v Speaker 1>So they thought it would be funny to call from

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<v Speaker 1>the beach where she left the top down yet again,

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<v Speaker 1>and all of her stuff gets stolen. So she starts

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<v Speaker 1>the tap and then we'll come up at the end

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<v Speaker 1>to break it up. So all right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the phone dep listen it.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello Dad. Yeah, I'm at the beach and I left

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<v Speaker 2>the top end and I just went back to it

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<v Speaker 2>and everything is gone.

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<v Speaker 1>What's everything?

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<v Speaker 2>Like the CD changer, my iPod, my wallet, my phone,

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<v Speaker 2>my PR glasses, then the cor I know, well, I

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<v Speaker 2>just left it him because it's always bad. I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>think I should take it out. You don't leave that

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<v Speaker 2>stuff there in your car like that, dummy.

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<v Speaker 1>Your wallet is gone, with your licenses, the ideas and everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my wile, my license, my credit card, my dad, idiot,

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<v Speaker 2>Well you got an open car. The parking lot was

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<v Speaker 2>like empty. I didn't think there was gonna be a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of people here. This me off.

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<v Speaker 1>Dammit, you can't be hand call the bank and cancel

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<v Speaker 1>your bank credit cards and go on more vehicle and

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<v Speaker 1>cancel your license.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't go to the bank right now. I'm at

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<v Speaker 2>the beach. A pitch the beach, please the pitch right now.

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<v Speaker 2>They're gonna take care of your more porn things today.

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<v Speaker 2>But what what about like the your glasses is what

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<v Speaker 2>I got that.

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<v Speaker 1>The ther port thing is now you got your credit

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<v Speaker 1>cards gone and your license has gone, your.

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<v Speaker 2>Idiot, Everything else is replaceable, you understand, But like he didn't,

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<v Speaker 2>you could do it by me. Now, I ain't doing

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<v Speaker 2>a stand thing for you.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna call the.

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<v Speaker 2>Police, have him come over, and you're gonna follow a

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<v Speaker 2>police deport for stolen.

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<v Speaker 1>Property, and then you're gonna go to the bank and

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<v Speaker 1>cancel your credit card. They tell your phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Too, Yeah, my phone is in the car to mama wonders,

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<v Speaker 2>what did I tell you to not leave the call

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<v Speaker 2>out of your sight, to stay with the phone in

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<v Speaker 2>case you have to call you. I know that the

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<v Speaker 2>reason why I went back to my car. What kind

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<v Speaker 2>of an idiot does that? What that money in the

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<v Speaker 2>open car? So yea if somebody could come and take it?

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<v Speaker 2>What kind of idiot does that? Oh you you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>dun your mobo and now you're gonna drive me crazy

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<v Speaker 2>with the not to yours. You don't even tell her.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you think she's not gonna know? Because Mom's

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<v Speaker 2>like flipped out. Yeah, well you're in big trouble because

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<v Speaker 2>now you really mussed up this time. You're you freaking

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<v Speaker 2>the nonsense. You can't get enough, You cannot get anough,

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<v Speaker 2>call a poty and follow reported? What are you lusting?

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<v Speaker 2>I am listening, so the saying you call the potice

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<v Speaker 2>and pull over where you are and have a come

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<v Speaker 2>there and follow report? Boll you hop why? I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>my friends at the beach or Canning? You leave the

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<v Speaker 2>beach right now? Can you part in a half smile?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I don't want to miss this, Like it's like

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<v Speaker 2>the best time to me Tanning right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I swear to God something you can and all the

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<v Speaker 1>food that you got there, and.

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<v Speaker 2>You go take care of your responsibilities. I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to hear that you're doing the three or four o'clock

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<v Speaker 2>that has to be done right now, But that's when

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<v Speaker 2>the sun goes away, can't you say some four o'clock?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you kidding many? Are you kidding me? You leave

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<v Speaker 2>the beach right now, and you go take care of

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<v Speaker 2>that right now, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Get the rest of the day.

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<v Speaker 2>It's shot. You don't know how pissed it up I am.

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<v Speaker 1>At the little ass like now, would you still be

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<v Speaker 1>pissed off if we told you you just got phone tapped?

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<v Speaker 2>I got you you better, boy, I tell you you're in

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<v Speaker 2>a big trouble. Let me tell you right now. Elvis

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<v Speaker 2>Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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