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Speaker 1: HPP giving you a call. You are married to Mr Sean.

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Speaker 1: Right now? We actually have him, we have him in

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of such a thing. Why why is

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Speaker 1: but that you've been bullying your husband. Okay, you know what.

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Speaker 1: I've been bullying him, bullying him? You have you been

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Speaker 1: This is what I'm talking about, and this is what

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Speaker 1: Let me speak to him. I'm not at liberty and

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Speaker 1: We're bringing you in so we can have a proversation

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Speaker 1: You don't have to kick me up? Tell me where

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Speaker 1: If he acting like the kid's gonna be treating like

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Speaker 1: how I treat him, you talk to him, he asks.

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you something, miss Morgan. What do you

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Speaker 1: And about to cross security on me because I'm loud

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Speaker 1: you don't know all about putting people in choke calls

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Speaker 1: and and how to apprehend the person. Don't tas my job?

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Speaker 1: Yes I did? So are you doing that at home?

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Speaker 1: What I'm not going to tell you again. I don't

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Speaker 1: what I ever? Nor has he needs? He needs to

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Speaker 1: get him behind in his car and go back to work.

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Speaker 1: We have builds to take and go ask time for

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Speaker 1: this crap. I got one more thing I need to

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Speaker 1: say to you. A you're listening. You have nothing to

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Speaker 1: say to me but that you want to put my

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Speaker 1: husband on this and let me talk to him about this.

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Speaker 1: Shut sit down, sit down s get him leaving him

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Speaker 1: the phone. Let me tross. I need to understand what

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Speaker 1: more thing to ask you. Are you listening? Are you listening? Good?

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Speaker 1: Ahead is nephew taught me from the Steve harb and

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got break by your husband's Sean. Hello,

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Speaker 1: what are you? What are you at right now? Man?

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Speaker 1: I was worried about the people at your job. What

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Speaker 1: are you at back here in this closet swearing like

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Speaker 1: a freaking pig and heat dripping makeup everywhere? I cannot

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Speaker 1: believe this? Oh God, man, Okay, baby, I gotta ask you,

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Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the best this

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Speaker 1: radio show in the lay? What y'all think? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: just I just need to know if I was stupid.

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Speaker 1: That's all I want to know. Ye got a lock

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Speaker 1: on that. It's embarrassing when people ask me how you

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Speaker 1: doing well? Guys, Um, it's not too late if you

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Speaker 1: want to hop on a flight and get to the

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Speaker 1: country of Serbia to enjoy the sight, smells, and tastes

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Speaker 1: of the fourteenth Annual World Testical Cooking Championship. I never

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Speaker 1: heard of world you know, the World Testical Cooking Championship. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the World Yeah, this actually it was held. We missed

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Speaker 1: the guys. That was good and we missed it. It

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Speaker 1: was last Friday, last Friday. To have a big bow.

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Speaker 1: It's the fourteenth annual World Test Championship. A lot of

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Speaker 1: people hanging out the exact race. Alright, come me up

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Speaker 1: next with San will be here with National News. Uh,

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Speaker 1: we'll be back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Show.

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Speaker 1: All right, miss Anason Jack with today's headlines. Former President

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Speaker 1: Barack Obama gave some advice for Donald Trump before he

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Speaker 1: took office in January. This is according to CNN Now,

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Speaker 1: which obtained a cop We have the handwritten letter penned

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Speaker 1: on White House stationary. President congratulated Trump on his remarkable

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Speaker 1: run and reminded Trump that millions have placed their hopes

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Speaker 1: in him. It's up to us to do everything we

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Speaker 1: can to build more ladders of success for every child

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Speaker 1: and family that's willing to work hard. American leadership in

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Speaker 1: this world is really indispensable. We are just temporary occupants

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Speaker 1: of this office. That makes us guardians of those democratic

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Speaker 1: institutions and traditions and President Obama went on to say

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Speaker 1: take time in the rush of events and responsibilities for

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Speaker 1: to help in any way he could and wished Trump. Look,

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Speaker 1: I don't think you read it. You think so he read? Yeah? Yeah, true,

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Speaker 1: he took off, he put his hand on. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: really did all that. Oh oh, he read it. He

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Speaker 1: didn't want to read it, but he read it. That's

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Speaker 1: the tradition. Every president leaves one for the incoming president.

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Speaker 1: Every outgoing president leaves one, but he does means though, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah. The first was was Obama doing him that.

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Speaker 1: He didn't like that, so he had somebody making a

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Speaker 1: reverse it. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't know a president

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Speaker 1: that had time for that. Yeah. I ain't even got

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Speaker 1: time to make means and I ain't even the damn president.

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Speaker 1: I've just gotta go to work every dog day. I'm

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Speaker 1: with you. I'll be glad when he's right for the

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Speaker 1: next president. That's yeah, that's the want to read you

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Speaker 1: are and listen, Hey, guys, it's gonna be terrific. This

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Speaker 1: is gonna be so good, really fantastic. You know you

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Speaker 1: won't get the numbers I got ye. You won't be

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Speaker 1: able to draw crowds like me cricket Hillary about her. Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: do you remember the the the speech he gave in

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Speaker 1: Phoenix a couple of weeks ago, and the one black

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Speaker 1: dude that was back there in the car goodness, that

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Speaker 1: wasn't really representative of the African American community with his

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Speaker 1: homemade sign with the opponent tail. But they kept sliding

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Speaker 1: him other signs, the whole other, and he was looking confused. Man.

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Speaker 1: I was just looking at this dude, man, because you know,

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Speaker 1: it's of course, I mean, I mean, don't look man,

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Speaker 1: it's so stale because they stage who goes behind him,

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Speaker 1: They try to make him look as diversified. And then

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Speaker 1: there was only one black. He had a T shirt

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Speaker 1: and the said black for Trump. J could have took

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Speaker 1: the asshole and just been black because that's all he

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Speaker 1: the Indians don't put them on us, you know in

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Speaker 1: uh in l A man, just we're out here in

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Speaker 1: l A date she got rid of Columbus day. I

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Speaker 1: read that, and they're doing Indigenous to honor the Indians,

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Speaker 1: because that's who really had him. I thought that was great. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was already here. Yeah, I thought that was great.

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Speaker 1: So I'll be doing that too. Yeah, I'm gonna definitely

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Speaker 1: do Indigenous Day. I'm with it. It's not Columbus Day.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know, really, it was just a day off.

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Speaker 1: I'll put that in a paper. When I was young

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Speaker 1: and boys, she had a conversation, what do you mean

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Speaker 1: Columbus didn't discover that? I said, well, I don't understand

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Speaker 1: from you would already hear me. Und Yeah, that's the

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Speaker 1: whole damn country, all right, Steve, She interested, ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 1: Miss a trip to everybody. This is a trip with

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Speaker 1: the news. Well, you know, it looks like U S.

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Speaker 1: Attorney General Jeff Sessions and not President Trump is going

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Speaker 1: to announce whether the Trump administration is going to end

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Speaker 1: another Obama administration executive water, this one DOCCA. DOCCA stands

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Speaker 1: for Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals. It was established to

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Speaker 1: protect immigrants who were brought here by their parents as

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Speaker 1: little kids from being deported since their parents took or

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Speaker 1: took it upon themselves to break the law, but not

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Speaker 1: the children. The White House Folkeswoman Sarah Huckaby Sanders says

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Speaker 1: the decision though was not made lightly the president's priorities

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Speaker 1: on immigration or to create a system that encourages legal

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Speaker 1: immigration and benefits our economy and American workers. DOCTA currently

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Speaker 1: protects some eight hundred thousand young people nationally. They're going

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Speaker 1: to be some demonstrations in Washington, d C. The announcement

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Speaker 1: is set for eleven a M officials in South Korea

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Speaker 1: warning that the North may be preparing for another missile launches,

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Speaker 1: two days after the Pyongyang government conducted its most powerful

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Speaker 1: nuclear missile test to date. The UN and went into

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Speaker 1: special session yesterday ordering new sanctions, but Ambassador Nicki Haley

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Speaker 1: is issuing her strongest warning yet. Kim Jong UN's action

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Speaker 1: cannot be seen as defensive. He wants to be acknowledged

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Speaker 1: as a nuclear power. Nuclear powers understand their responsibilities. Kim

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Speaker 1: Jong un shows no such understanding. His abusive use of

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Speaker 1: missiles and his nuclear threats show that he is begging

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Speaker 1: for war or is never something the United States wants.

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Speaker 1: We don't want it now, but our country's patients is

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Speaker 1: not unlimited, so this is something we really have to watch.

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Speaker 1: In Houston, Texas this week thousands of people returned to

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Speaker 1: their homes totally unprepared, a lot of them for what

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Speaker 1: they'll find. Houston, Mayo, sylvest to turn to tell CBSS

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Speaker 1: face the nation is people win need a lot of help.

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Speaker 1: We need UH rapid repair housing because many many people

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Speaker 1: have elected to stay in their homes. They're now dry,

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Speaker 1: but they need to be repaired. In some cases they

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Speaker 1: may need to be rebuilt. The death toll from Harvey

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Speaker 1: now sixty. Now they have UH states of Emergency in

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Speaker 1: Florida and Puerto Rico because of Hurricane Irma, which is

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Speaker 1: a category for already. That's right. It sounds like there's

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Speaker 1: a possibility, but maybe a probability at the face of

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Speaker 1: Harriet Tubman will not be featured on the twenty dollar bill. Finally,

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Speaker 1: take another look day. That's what it is today. Also

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Speaker 1: it's National be late for something Day but trying not

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Speaker 1: to be late for working. It's also National Pizza Day.

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Speaker 1: I love pizza with Eugene the Butterfly. I love him

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Speaker 1: to twenty minutes after the hour and the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: All right, here we go. It is that time time

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Speaker 1: for you Steve to introduce. Okay, right there, I'm gee,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, I love it. I love it, I

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Speaker 1: love it. Thank you somebout Jay Anthony Brown, Good morning

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Speaker 1: to everyone, and welcome back from the holidays. Carl A,

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Speaker 1: good morning. Alright, Junior said Jake. Butterfly flap phone flap

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Speaker 1: brother very good at Stephen, um um Dr Castleberry, Yes,

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Speaker 1: how did you did you know? Actually? Conally actually a

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Speaker 1: little progress, so you know him more. We haven't made

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Speaker 1: any progress. I don't, I don't know. It ain't been

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Speaker 1: no progress. We steal where and I think you're going

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Speaker 1: to invite the therapist on. We should at least listen

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Speaker 1: to her and watch your tone talking. No, I don't

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Speaker 1: have no, don't tell me against my doctor. Guys. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm some more expects of luck. You guys are communicating

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Speaker 1: more and you know you have to go through the

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Speaker 1: docuness before you get to the life. Absolutely, but I

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Speaker 1: hear your passion, your love, That's what I says. How

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Speaker 1: Dr Stephen do you love me? Are you passionate about me? No?

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Speaker 1: I love the fact that I know your segment is

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Speaker 1: gonna go down, and I'm passionate about that segment. Can't

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Speaker 1: voice exactly what we feel. But here's the thing. Just

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Speaker 1: don'bout the progress is that he is talking and it

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Speaker 1: is not silent. Yeah, hond on, what do you mean

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Speaker 1: my segment going that? What does you mean by that? Well,

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Speaker 1: because I mean here it is now you said not

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Speaker 1: two minutes you still ain't said you're supposed to be

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Speaker 1: entertaining people here. You understand to get help. This is

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Speaker 1: the only way for you and I had to get counseling.

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Speaker 1: With the counsel, I think that Dr Kelselbur is right

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Speaker 1: on point you here, Dr Kelselbur, we must continue to

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Speaker 1: be patient. You know, how are you guys doing with

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Speaker 1: your individual growth? My individual growth is out of sight.

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Speaker 1: Did you try that meditation we spoke about last time?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I did the whole it.

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Speaker 1: Never thought about him the whole time. Could we he

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Speaker 1: and I meditate together? If that me is? Is that

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Speaker 1: something exercise that he and I can do together? Is

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Speaker 1: what I'm asking Dr can Silberry. How do you want

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Speaker 1: to feel about trust exercises? Yeah, let's do one. Go ahead,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, start with a sheet of paper and

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Speaker 1: Mr Harges, you hold one in and you hold the

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Speaker 1: other end. Okay, you guys, just actually lean your weight against,

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Speaker 1: hold on tight, lean your weight away, trusting between the

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Speaker 1: two issues, because he gotta let it go and he

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Speaker 1: gotta make me fie. Wait a minute, the energy say that,

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Speaker 1: doctor paper? Did you? Thank you, Dr Cassilberry. We're not

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Speaker 1: getting anywhere though, thank you. You have to go comedy route.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Comedy Roulette, now fastly becoming

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Speaker 1: one of our favorite games. Now quickly set it up.

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Speaker 1: What it is? Every week our comedy ability is tested

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Speaker 1: on the ship. Hey, what do you do? Give us

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Speaker 1: five subjects? Put them on a wheel. Been the wheel.

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Speaker 1: We can do it all right here the subjects? Yeah,

635
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 1: Number one, I don't like your friends, all right, okay.

636
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 1: Number two she can't cook worth the darn. I'm just

637
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 1: gonna say she can't cook worth for day and that

638
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 1: should be appreciate that one, and I hope it doesn't

639
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 1: land on their number three people who don't have a car,

640
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 1: but talk trash about your alright, for I'm sorry, wrestling

641
00:41:57,080 --> 00:42:08,840
Speaker 1: is fake. Five she thinks she cute? Come on, come on,

642
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 1: come on, thinks thanks you cute? Come on? Not number two?

643
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 1: That's all I need what what you got? What you got?

644
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 1: People who don't have a car but talk trash about

645
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 1: yours star. Not only do they not have a car,

646
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 1: they talk trash about you and you don't want to

647
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 1: with the car stuff like why are you late? Why

648
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 1: are you late picking me up? I've been out here

649
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 1: twenty minutes already waiting on you. They get in your car,

650
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 1: they hear sounds that normally they wouldn't hear on the bus,

651
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,800
Speaker 1: but all of us said, do you hear that ticking?

652
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 1: Hear that clicking? Sounds like you need new tires? Thats

653
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. Don't even have a car, don't

654
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 1: you have? I caught you got what I say. We'll

655
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,319
Speaker 1: get on my nervous people that don't have a car

656
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 1: when they're getting your cars and just far to see

657
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 1: go back. You ain't even sat down before he did.

658
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 1: You gotta beginning. You gotta any leg room if you

659
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 1: talk about this far back, far back. Most cars have

660
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 1: a limit. Understand you ain't know that you're walking. How

661
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 1: come when you asked me to pick you up from

662
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 1: the bus stop and you get in my car, you

663
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 1: just just this just a folk selling that this really

664
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 1: you're worried about the cylinders, get your hands back on

665
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 1: the butt and get in my car. All these thing

666
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 1: happened to me. Why your radio don't work? Bringing pain

667
00:43:54,400 --> 00:44:01,319
Speaker 1: for you? Being all my money on gas? Yeah, they

668
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,880
Speaker 1: making statements like you know you passed the gas station,

669
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,720
Speaker 1: but they don't ever say I'm chipping in on gas.

670
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:09,719
Speaker 1: And there's never any place close they need to go.

671
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:14,960
Speaker 1: Never knock its way cross sound and then offer you

672
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 1: could you run me crush down put two dollar with

673
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:22,359
Speaker 1: a gas No, you know what you know, my dirty man?

674
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 1: People with no car Jake, seriously, you know get on

675
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 1: my nerves. What people who don't have a car talk about?

676
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 1: Why your car wash? Why it's dirty? They're taking their

677
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 1: fingers straight down side a little bit about three weeks

678
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 1: as you watched this car, you don't at least I

679
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 1: got a vehicle to pull in there. You know that?

680
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:44,400
Speaker 1: Why are you? Why are you walking about? Question? How

681
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 1: what you get in my car? And they're gonna hear me.

682
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 1: I can't believe you spent this much money on this

683
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 1: car on your nerves? Why would you do that? People

684
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 1: you back? I say, just the Holy ghost God gave

685
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 1: it to me. Yeah, man, this was really happened to me.

686
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:12,320
Speaker 1: I had a cab man that smoke real band. I

687
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: pull up at a bus stop. Two dudes at the

688
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 1: bus stop. They say, hey man, you're cooking real but

689
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 1: you're walking. Yeah. Alright, once again, great job guys. As always,

690
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: you never let us down with comedy roulette. And we'll

691
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 1: be back with the Nephews prank phone call right after this.

692
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:46,239
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steven Show coming up at the

693
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:49,400
Speaker 1: top of the hour, right about four minutes after the hour,

694
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry letter. But first, come on, Nephew with your

695
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:56,279
Speaker 1: prank phone call for today. Let's have it. This is

696
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 1: this is something most men with love to have in

697
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 1: their life. This is a FO three relationship, a four

698
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 1: three relations to Tommy, don't say most men. Okay, don't

699
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,680
Speaker 1: drag me into none of your food. You're just saying

700
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 1: you would. No, I'm not about assure you. I won't

701
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 1: fow three relationship fol days with your wife, three days

702
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 1: with somebody else, bow three relationships just right there. I

703
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 1: can't go with no nothing for three who don't want that?

704
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 1: Them three days with somebody else who don't want that?

705
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:37,279
Speaker 1: Just said he didn't I did not note back in

706
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:42,880
Speaker 1: the day. Yeah, I take five to see that we

707
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 1: got one, you know, Junior, that's whatever number flows your boat. Shirley, No, Shirley,

708
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 1: I could never want one of those three makes no sense.

709
00:46:55,800 --> 00:47:05,879
Speaker 1: Seven days here relationships. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach

710
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 1: my reach. Hey, my reason. My name, My name is

711
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 1: Devin Man. How you doing this evening? Brother? Oh man,

712
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 1: I'm kind of sleeping man working? Nice? Bro? What's going on?

713
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 1: Who is a game? This is devon man. I talked

714
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 1: to your wife, Keysha the other day. That's that's your wife, right, Yeah,

715
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 1: that's my wife. Yeah, I talked to you. Why she

716
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:26,279
Speaker 1: in right now? No? She worked? Bro? Okay, okay, I

717
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 1: probably name me to wake you up. You work at

718
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 1: night or something. Yeah, I'm a craning offerady at night. Bro. No,

719
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 1: I think you don't call me. That's three o'clock to

720
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:35,839
Speaker 1: know what's this? What is it? What is a big

721
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:37,840
Speaker 1: collector something? No? No, no, no, no, no no no no.

722
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 1: I talked to you white man. She's interested in um

723
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:43,480
Speaker 1: this thing we got man called the four three relationship.

724
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 1: She told me she wanted me to call back and

725
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 1: talked to her husband about it, and she gave me

726
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 1: the number to hit you up. At the house, man,

727
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,839
Speaker 1: and let you know all about the four three relationship

728
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:56,360
Speaker 1: because she's really interested in it. For three relationships. You

729
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 1: say you talked to my wife about it. Yeah, I

730
00:47:58,320 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 1: talked to Keisha a couple of days ago. She gave

731
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 1: me to know. She said, call him back. He'll be

732
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:03,400
Speaker 1: at home at this time. You can hit him up

733
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:05,360
Speaker 1: and see if he likes she said. But she definitely

734
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:07,320
Speaker 1: likes it, man, And she wanted to see if you

735
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 1: would be interested in the four three relationship to you know,

736
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 1: if we want to get your approval on it before

737
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 1: we went in it further. But your wife was very

738
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 1: excited about it, man. She was I wanted to get

739
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 1: started as soon as possible, and I wanted to see

740
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 1: about contacting you and making sure that you agreed and

741
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:24,880
Speaker 1: approved on everything. But she definitely wanted to get your

742
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 1: blessing and get your approval on it. Yeah. I'll try

743
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 1: to do anything to make her happy, though, but I

744
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 1: got to get some some information about this. What is

745
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:37,359
Speaker 1: that again? Three three? No? No, it's a four three

746
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:41,359
Speaker 1: or four three relationship, is what it is? Okay, Well, happy,

747
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 1: you know I'm willing to listen. Okay, Well listen, man,

748
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 1: We're probably gonna get started right away, probably Monday. We'll

749
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 1: get started on Monday. Uh, you'll go through Monday through

750
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:52,360
Speaker 1: Thursday and then uh and then I pick up you know,

751
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:54,359
Speaker 1: Friday through Sunday, man, and we'll go ahead and get

752
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 1: this thing started. I think after a month you're pretty

753
00:48:56,719 --> 00:49:00,160
Speaker 1: much catch on everything. You know, somethings gonna be to

754
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 1: the house. Uh pick up. She shouldn't have mentioned any

755
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 1: of this to you to me? Okay, all right, Well

756
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 1: what this is, man? The four three relationship, Maurice, is this?

757
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:17,719
Speaker 1: You know, you spend four days with Keisha and she

758
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 1: comes over to my place and she spend the other

759
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:23,400
Speaker 1: three days with me. That's what a four three relationships.

760
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 1: So see this kind of frees you up, man on

761
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,799
Speaker 1: anything you might want to do on those other three days. Man,

762
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 1: when she might be tying you down, you know, so

763
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:33,400
Speaker 1: for them days you know you would her, but the

764
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 1: other three days you kind of have some free time

765
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:37,840
Speaker 1: to yourself. But she'll be over my place on the

766
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 1: other three days. That's what that's what basically a four

767
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:43,600
Speaker 1: three relationship is part of me said, what now, I

768
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:46,439
Speaker 1: say part of me? You say, she has spent four

769
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 1: days with me, three days with you. That's that's it, sir,

770
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 1: that's the four three relationship right there. Maurice, you know

771
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,799
Speaker 1: you're you're really gonna like this man? Like I said,

772
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:59,399
Speaker 1: she was excited about it. Are you serious? Uh? Yeah,

773
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 1: I'm there ships me like I said, Keisha was excited

774
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:05,840
Speaker 1: about the hall the name. I know, wife ain't discuss

775
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 1: you about lationships. Finished fol days with me, three days

776
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 1: with man? So you're talking about my No, yeall know

777
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 1: about meal? Hold up? What name again? My name is Devion,

778
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 1: Devin say bro, I don't play things mean. I don't

779
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 1: know how that my mama's I mean my reads. What's wrong?

780
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 1: I mean a lot of couples are doing what's wrong?

781
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 1: That's my wife long thing with bat. You're talking, dude.

782
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:36,319
Speaker 1: You ain't talking to about you're talking dude. Okay, well listen, man,

783
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:38,759
Speaker 1: A lot of couples are doing the four three man.

784
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 1: What other couples is doing the hard But my wife

785
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 1: and me ain't interested in no over three relationship. I

786
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:50,799
Speaker 1: can't be I can't believe you want my for this. Man.

787
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:54,840
Speaker 1: Oh you're saying you're calling me talking about all three relationships?

788
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 1: If you know I told you I work your name?

789
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:59,800
Speaker 1: Why I didn't know you worked that night. Man, like

790
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 1: I see when I came over last week. Man, ho

791
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 1: ho on on you came over well last week. I

792
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:08,880
Speaker 1: know you ain't feenished seen without thank you for the

793
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:12,280
Speaker 1: thing you bet? I said, you bet? I said, go ahead,

794
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:13,919
Speaker 1: go ahead and say it. Go ahead, go ahead, player,

795
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 1: you've been talking. Don't stop now, go ahead, Maurice, hold on,

796
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 1: just getting you know. I'm up, player, I'm up now.

797
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 1: Don't want to see it? Go ahead. All I'm saying.

798
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 1: I came by there last week, man, I came by

799
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:32,440
Speaker 1: your house. You come by my house? Okay? Are you

800
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 1: at eighteen four? Get been here for the last two years?

801
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 1: Oh so you may hear about your health? Okay because

802
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 1: because she said, okay, she said, I call right because

803
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 1: this first man first of all, you know, so he's gone.

804
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:53,120
Speaker 1: You've been in my house? Okay, player, okay, go ahead,

805
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:55,880
Speaker 1: go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Okay. If you're not

806
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 1: interested in the four three man, then I won't. I

807
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:00,840
Speaker 1: won't be wasting no more, no more your time. You

808
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 1: really are you a time? Calling me? What my little

809
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,120
Speaker 1: wife don't tell you about she want to go three?

810
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 1: And she never told me nothing about you got the

811
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:12,520
Speaker 1: wrong home ball and nothing more my relationship. Okay, so

812
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:15,279
Speaker 1: why would she tell me she interested in the four? Three? Man?

813
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 1: Give up what she told you? I know I take

814
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 1: care of my dead room all right? Three? I wish

815
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:24,840
Speaker 1: she william three days. I wish she would anyway. I

816
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:27,399
Speaker 1: know you how you know it? I don't know you're

817
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:31,719
Speaker 1: a man. I don't mind taking off one tonight to

818
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:35,880
Speaker 1: sell what's going on my house when my cleaning night

819
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:38,839
Speaker 1: working off night. Now I'm gonna ask you again, how

820
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:42,799
Speaker 1: do you know us? Man? I know y'all through Tommy Man?

821
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 1: Who is Tommy Tommy? Who's Tommy Man? Maurice, nephew Tommy.

822
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy Man from the Steve Harvey more

823
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:55,280
Speaker 1: than show dog? Your wife Keisha got me to break

824
00:52:55,360 --> 00:53:01,320
Speaker 1: phone call you man, ain't you I'm talking about the

825
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey show. Yea man? If you talk the little

826
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:11,160
Speaker 1: ball ahead, Mr st Me. I know y'all with men.

827
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 1: I know with me today said next you tell her

828
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 1: now why you watch Steve need to be over here?

829
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:27,960
Speaker 1: Just slip your head. You ain't got nothing but puper man.

830
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 1: You know I got to go to to see this ship.

831
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 1: You got to go to where you work at night. Man?

832
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 1: All right, all right, I'm gonna let you go back

833
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:38,719
Speaker 1: and sleep, man, But one more thing. Dog tell me

834
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 1: this man, what is the what's the baddest that I mean,

835
00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 1: the bad that's been cute to you? I wish I

836
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:51,440
Speaker 1: was there there you hey, man, what's the baddest radio

837
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:55,759
Speaker 1: show in the land? Man? Steve Harvey Morty show that

838
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 1: it is? Who don't want no phone three relationship? Oh

839
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:05,080
Speaker 1: my god, I ain't gonna ask you married off? Yeah, dumb,

840
00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 1: ask up. I'm trapped in I'm trapped in that house

841
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 1: with that one boy, huh from photo Boy, the same

842
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:21,480
Speaker 1: guy who wants you to kill him with a fake gun.

843
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:28,800
Speaker 1: If he picks all this money, I'm gonna blow his

844
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 1: whole shoulder cap. I'm gonna put him down. Makes me

845
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 1: think about it. It's gonna be real. It's hey, I'm

846
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:41,920
Speaker 1: gonna Mr Blood packing everything. All right, Mama's boy. The

847
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:44,759
Speaker 1: stage play Open to Night is Thursday night, Columbia, South

848
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:48,080
Speaker 1: Carolina at the Township Auditor. You'm don't call me. It's

849
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 1: time he's place, So don't call me. You're listening Steve

850
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:56,080
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show, Steve Harvey's All New Daytime talk show

851
00:54:56,200 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 1: from Hollywood. It's going to hear me. It is premiering

852
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 1: in Hollywood. Yes, it is today. Yeah, this is this

853
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:11,560
Speaker 1: is gonna be great. Steve's moved the whole family to Hollywood.

854
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:16,239
Speaker 1: You're gonna do talk show what? Yes? What Today? Today?

855
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:23,640
Speaker 1: Actor's comedian and talk show host Chelsea Handler and actor

856
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:26,279
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Marlon Williams. I love his new show.

857
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 1: Marlon is so good. Yeah, it's really a good show,

858
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 1: very well written. Yeah. They're gonna be on today's season premiere, okay,

859
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 1: the premiere episode, and on Wednesday show. Oh we gotta

860
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:42,840
Speaker 1: tell Mississippi Monica about this. Steve welcomes the one and

861
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:51,120
Speaker 1: only actor rapper Ice Cube will be yes, and the

862
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 1: week is gonna wrap up with actor Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen,

863
00:55:54,640 --> 00:56:00,160
Speaker 1: Yeah alright, and then musical guest Leanne Rhyme. Steve, you're

864
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 1: having said a word? Are you excited? I mean, you know,

865
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,840
Speaker 1: this is the beginning of something new. Of course, a

866
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 1: little a little you know, nervous about it, you know,

867
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:13,239
Speaker 1: because you wanted to be successful, you know, But you

868
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:16,880
Speaker 1: gotta take chances. Man, this is a huge chance to

869
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:20,480
Speaker 1: move the show to l A and uh you know,

870
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 1: to change the format completely. Now what I mean? You know,

871
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:27,479
Speaker 1: it's really really a late night show. In the middle

872
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:30,680
Speaker 1: of the jaga, I come out, I do a monologue.

873
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 1: I sit behind the desk. I'm involved with the audience.

874
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 1: You know. It's I have celebrity guests and I still

875
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:41,360
Speaker 1: have games. You know, I got I let people win money.

876
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,680
Speaker 1: You know, I do a lot of stuff. Man, got graphics,

877
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:47,040
Speaker 1: all kinds of stuff. Had the biggest screen on TV.

878
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:49,839
Speaker 1: And thanks for putting me in junior on the show man,

879
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:53,840
Speaker 1: Yeah man, they are yeah, man, they are to a

880
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,560
Speaker 1: top writers. Man. They helped me out a great deal

881
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:59,200
Speaker 1: because they know my voice or I don't have to struggle.

882
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:02,239
Speaker 1: My monologue gonna be funny. Oh yeah, you know you

883
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:04,879
Speaker 1: are ready funny. So J's j You've done it before.

884
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:09,000
Speaker 1: You've written for Senior Hall. He's never written for nobody. No,

885
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:16,200
Speaker 1: I mean, you don't know what I wrote for him before.

886
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:18,800
Speaker 1: So yeah, you know, I don't know why he's saying.

887
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:22,480
Speaker 1: I think it's big. I hope this show has our

888
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 1: senior six huh. Yeah, but but Junior, you even never

889
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 1: done this? No no, no, no, no, it is, but

890
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:33,800
Speaker 1: it is after Junior never done nothing everything for that text.

891
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:36,440
Speaker 1: I even think I'd be doing graft services just through

892
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:41,880
Speaker 1: him for Louke. We can eat this anytime you go

893
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:47,840
Speaker 1: by here, you can just hand can I get Just

894
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:52,400
Speaker 1: get it? Not bothering me, yees, don't have signed for it,

895
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:57,000
Speaker 1: just get it. But it's good. Yeah, but it is

896
00:57:57,040 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 1: absolutely love it. It's a lot of fun. I mean,

897
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:03,920
Speaker 1: especially to do show. It is so much fun discovering

898
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:06,080
Speaker 1: how TV work and how the work that goes in

899
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:08,920
Speaker 1: to make an episode. I mean that is fun and

900
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:13,560
Speaker 1: just being able to be creative, you know, just to you,

901
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:17,320
Speaker 1: you know, and then they write the monologue like I do.

902
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,280
Speaker 1: I don't need a bunch of subjects because I don't

903
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 1: do jokes. I like to take a subject and milk

904
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:27,400
Speaker 1: it for everything that's in there, and then that's gonna

905
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 1: do something because I don't. I don't write budoon pot.

906
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:35,600
Speaker 1: Yeah you know, no, I try to. I try to

907
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:38,360
Speaker 1: make you throw up in the middle of the day.

908
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:40,160
Speaker 1: I love it. So it sounds like it's gonna be

909
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:44,120
Speaker 1: more celebrity driven to Steve, since you're in Hollywood. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

910
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:45,520
Speaker 1: you know, man, have a lot of guests come by

911
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:48,600
Speaker 1: and do some crazy stuff. Man, it's gonna be what

912
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:52,240
Speaker 1: I've always dreamed of doing, was a talk show like this.

913
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:56,120
Speaker 1: You know, I ain't trying to solve no problems or nothing.

914
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:58,240
Speaker 1: You got some problems, you can bring it on that.

915
00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:03,439
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna help you. Turn into your nephew right before.

916
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:09,080
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna help you. I'm gonna laugh at you.

917
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:12,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna laugh with you. But that's all we're gonna do.

918
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:18,280
Speaker 1: When you tune in today, folks, serious, last serious, serious,

919
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:21,160
Speaker 1: last today, and we'll look for your name in the credits.

920
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:33,760
Speaker 1: Junior in everybody talk to me, all right, net let's

921
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:38,280
Speaker 1: go buggle up. Hold on type, We got it. Strawberry letter,

922
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:43,640
Speaker 1: subject Should I marry for stability or sex? To Steve

923
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:46,840
Speaker 1: to Shirley, Steve, Tommy and Carla love your show and

924
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:50,200
Speaker 1: I listen every morning on my way to work. I'm

925
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:53,000
Speaker 1: a successful twenty nine year old female who is in

926
00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:56,680
Speaker 1: love with two guys. I've been dating them both for

927
00:59:56,720 --> 01:00:00,120
Speaker 1: about two years, and recently they proposed I'm read need

928
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:02,960
Speaker 1: to settle down, move to the bourbs, be faithful to

929
01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:06,640
Speaker 1: one person, and have some kids. The problem is who

930
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:09,800
Speaker 1: will I build my life with? Sex or stability? The

931
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:12,880
Speaker 1: first guy is unemployed or a jack of all trades,

932
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:16,240
Speaker 1: ten years my senior, with two kids and a crazy

933
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:19,480
Speaker 1: ex wife who has finally disappeared. He doesn't have a

934
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:23,760
Speaker 1: working car, but the sex is great between us. He

935
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:27,160
Speaker 1: knows where and how to work both hands. Uh. We

936
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:29,520
Speaker 1: can only see each other about twice a week due

937
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:32,800
Speaker 1: to our schedules, but I love him and he is

938
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,560
Speaker 1: an animal. The second guy has a great job, we

939
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:39,520
Speaker 1: share the same values, are the same age. He has

940
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:42,760
Speaker 1: no kids, no crazy ex wife, and wants the same

941
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 1: things I do. But in the bedroom he is terrible.

942
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:48,640
Speaker 1: He doesn't know how to work anything. I love him

943
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 1: as my best friend. So is sex the foundation of

944
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:56,160
Speaker 1: a relationship? The sex die? Please help to me. This

945
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 1: is a no brainer, but there's so many issues going

946
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 1: on in this letter. Yes, you're right, sex is very

947
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:05,240
Speaker 1: important in a marriage, but it's not the most important

948
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:08,120
Speaker 1: thing in a marriage. Crucial elements in a marriage love

949
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:12,360
Speaker 1: and especially commitment, and you've got to be committed in

950
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:15,240
Speaker 1: this relationship to the man you choose. It would seem

951
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:19,120
Speaker 1: to me, Um, since you know you're a successful twenty

952
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:22,080
Speaker 1: nine year old, I would hope you'd have some brains

953
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 1: and be smart that you would want to date the

954
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:26,720
Speaker 1: second guy who has a great job, who you guys

955
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:30,680
Speaker 1: share the same values, You're the same age, no children, uh,

956
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:33,520
Speaker 1: no crazy ex wife. He wants the same things as

957
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:37,080
Speaker 1: you do. Um. It seems like in the bedroom if

958
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:39,400
Speaker 1: he's terrible, that maybe you should take some time to

959
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:43,760
Speaker 1: teach this man how you like it, how to you know,

960
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:47,000
Speaker 1: make love to you, all of that. Yes, Tommy, how

961
01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:48,840
Speaker 1: to love you. It seems like that's what you would

962
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:51,520
Speaker 1: do the other guy with no job and the crazy

963
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:54,440
Speaker 1: ex wife and all of that. I mean to me,

964
01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 1: this is a no brainer. Like I don't know, just

965
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:05,000
Speaker 1: keep I don't see while you have such a dilemma, um,

966
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:08,120
Speaker 1: in your life right now when you have to two

967
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:10,840
Speaker 1: guys and the one one is obviously a better choice

968
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:13,400
Speaker 1: for you than the other one. So I would go

969
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:15,320
Speaker 1: with the second guy. That's what you need to do

970
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:18,720
Speaker 1: in this letter. Yes, sexist is a foundation, but you

971
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:24,680
Speaker 1: can teach him. We come back, I'll actually respond to

972
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:26,920
Speaker 1: the Strawberry letter, and we'll have a copy of the

973
01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:30,960
Speaker 1: Love all right coming up. Steve will have part two

974
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:34,040
Speaker 1: of his response to today's Strawberry Letter. We'll be back

975
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:38,320
Speaker 1: at twenty three after the hour you're listening to Steve

976
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:41,959
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning show. This nine year old lady says she's

977
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,840
Speaker 1: in love with two guys. She doesn't seem to be

978
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:48,440
Speaker 1: in love with anybody to me. In this letter, you've

979
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:51,360
Speaker 1: been saying you've been seeing two guys for two years,

980
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:56,240
Speaker 1: the whole time sleeping with both of them. You in

981
01:02:56,400 --> 01:03:01,280
Speaker 1: love with two guys. Okay, Now she's tossed between which

982
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:06,080
Speaker 1: one to pick. She with this one dude who's unemployed,

983
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:11,600
Speaker 1: a jack of all trades, thirty nine years old, two kids,

984
01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:15,640
Speaker 1: crazy ex wife who has finally just here. He doesn't

985
01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:20,640
Speaker 1: have a working car, but the sex is great between us. Well,

986
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:25,840
Speaker 1: that's because he got time. Yeah, he ain't working, he

987
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:29,120
Speaker 1: ain't got to be nowhere, and his car don't run.

988
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:32,440
Speaker 1: He can't go nowhere. So here. Yeah he's good at

989
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:37,480
Speaker 1: sex here at the house, in the bedroom all damn day. Okay,

990
01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:40,760
Speaker 1: there you go. Now he knows where and how to

991
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:44,920
Speaker 1: work both hands. We could only see each other twice

992
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:50,120
Speaker 1: a week due to our schedule. Excuse me, due to

993
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:55,480
Speaker 1: whose schedule? Our schedule did not? You just say this

994
01:03:55,720 --> 01:04:00,320
Speaker 1: man was not working? Card on run here Jacobard rage?

995
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:04,960
Speaker 1: What scheduling conflict? Do he have. Well, let me tell

996
01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:10,840
Speaker 1: you what. He's so busy cruing. Okay, that that's why

997
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:13,280
Speaker 1: you can't see him. But twice a week that's the

998
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:17,920
Speaker 1: only scheduling. Confiict that the only way you're good is

999
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:21,520
Speaker 1: something you didn't have practice at it. You just sain't

1000
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:25,160
Speaker 1: good at sex. You got to work at it. He

1001
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:29,240
Speaker 1: didn't put him. That's his job. That's his job, his

1002
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:36,440
Speaker 1: job that you crazy ass. Now the other guy, um um,

1003
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:39,440
Speaker 1: the other guy. It's a great job. We share the

1004
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:42,439
Speaker 1: same values, we're the same age. He has no kids,

1005
01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:44,920
Speaker 1: no crazy at an He wants same things I do.

1006
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:47,800
Speaker 1: But in the bad room, he's terrible. He doesn't know

1007
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:54,280
Speaker 1: how to work anything well, tricking what you want. You're

1008
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:56,880
Speaker 1: doing mokey flips with the with the and then you

1009
01:04:56,960 --> 01:05:00,440
Speaker 1: say the other dude he is, but he's a animal.

1010
01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:04,480
Speaker 1: He's an animal, you know, ladies, y'all kill me with that.

1011
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:09,800
Speaker 1: Make up your damn mind. You're either long real man

1012
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:16,160
Speaker 1: or you won't an animal. Not normally we just dogs

1013
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:21,320
Speaker 1: and that's the damn problem. But now you won't the dog. Well,

1014
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:25,040
Speaker 1: let me explain some tea. After you start seeing animal

1015
01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:31,440
Speaker 1: every day instead of twice a week, you're gonna You're

1016
01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:34,800
Speaker 1: gonna find out why he's available. You're gonna find out

1017
01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:37,480
Speaker 1: why he ain't working. You've been to find out why

1018
01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:40,960
Speaker 1: he's car don't work. You've been to find out why

1019
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:49,200
Speaker 1: they really call him. You know. Look, you you're sitting

1020
01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:53,800
Speaker 1: up in here, you're conflicted about the wrong thing, and

1021
01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:56,960
Speaker 1: then you're talking about you ready to settle down and

1022
01:05:57,360 --> 01:06:02,120
Speaker 1: get one And lady, you're gonna play like you practice. Wow,

1023
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:05,240
Speaker 1: You're gonna play the game like you practice the game.

1024
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:09,160
Speaker 1: You have not practiced being in a committed relationship. You

1025
01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:12,400
Speaker 1: ain't practice being in love with one person. So what's

1026
01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:14,800
Speaker 1: gonna happen is if you get either one of these guys,

1027
01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:17,960
Speaker 1: you're gonna mess around on the other one anyway, because

1028
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:19,960
Speaker 1: you're gonna play like you practice. You know what you

1029
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:21,920
Speaker 1: need to do. You need to go somewhere, just do

1030
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:24,440
Speaker 1: you for a little while. See how good it is

1031
01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:27,080
Speaker 1: to find out if you can really treat one man

1032
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:30,040
Speaker 1: right trying out if you can be loyal to one man,

1033
01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:32,680
Speaker 1: because right now you're not the type of woman that

1034
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:36,720
Speaker 1: a real man is looking for. So it really ain't

1035
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:39,400
Speaker 1: these two dudes right here is you? You picked them? Hell,

1036
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:41,480
Speaker 1: you could have been to pick one and you wouldn't

1037
01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:43,480
Speaker 1: even have a problem, but you can't because you tried.

1038
01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:46,880
Speaker 1: We have to go. You can email us or instagram

1039
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:49,800
Speaker 1: us your thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter at My Girl

1040
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:52,680
Speaker 1: Shirley and don't forget coming up this Thursday, We're gonna

1041
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:55,280
Speaker 1: do it all over again the Facebook Live Strawberry Letter

1042
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:59,800
Speaker 1: after show. Uh, it's at m on Thursday, so please

1043
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:02,400
Speaker 1: join me there. I'll have my Strawberry Fresh pick of

1044
01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:06,160
Speaker 1: the week and trending topics as well and switching gears.

1045
01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:08,120
Speaker 1: Now you know, some of the stars for the new

1046
01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:12,840
Speaker 1: season of Dancing with the Stars have been announced. Property Brothers.

1047
01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:18,640
Speaker 1: You guys watch a h G Twins. Yeah, Drew Scott,

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Speaker 1: former Drew Scott, uh, one of the Twins, former NBA

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01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:30,720
Speaker 1: star Derek Fisher. Interesting interesting fish fish. Yeah, I like fish.

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01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:34,680
Speaker 1: He a good fish, is a good brother. Swelling has

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01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:43,920
Speaker 1: gone down dancing. I'm just waiting, you know about Swelling

1052
01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:58,440
Speaker 1: from you don't remember that barn row and all over

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01:07:58,560 --> 01:08:00,560
Speaker 1: a woman of course and was back in time for

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01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:08,280
Speaker 1: game time. So he's on the show. Yeah, so Scott

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01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:12,000
Speaker 1: from Property Brothers and h G TV Derek Fisher And

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01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:16,040
Speaker 1: this is really sad news for me. Bobby Brown, you

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01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:19,880
Speaker 1: think it's sad I had to pull out the last minute,

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01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:24,080
Speaker 1: at the last minute. This is according to US Weekly. Though, Yeah,

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01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:26,719
Speaker 1: there were some issues with this contractor says, and Bobby

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01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:29,760
Speaker 1: couldn't come to an agreement with ABC. And he can dance. Yeah,

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01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:35,160
Speaker 1: he can really dance. He used to keep up with

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01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:39,960
Speaker 1: no addition, Well, it was one show. Why did you say,

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01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:51,120
Speaker 1: you know, I love Atlanta show? Bobby like hullo might

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01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:53,360
Speaker 1: not can sing like I'll come back in within the

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01:08:53,479 --> 01:08:59,680
Speaker 1: ring a ready. Well, anyway, more stars are going to

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01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:02,800
Speaker 1: be announced tomorrow. They're expected to be announced, but they

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01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:05,600
Speaker 1: wanted to watch very big show. Yeah from like I

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01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:09,200
Speaker 1: would watch this show. Yeah, especially if Bobby Brown was

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01:09:09,280 --> 01:09:13,920
Speaker 1: on there. I definitely would. Yeah. Yeah, but I still

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01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:21,439
Speaker 1: watch it. Yeah, not take I ain't. I ain't got

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01:09:21,479 --> 01:09:24,160
Speaker 1: no time be taken off from my job for that

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01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:27,040
Speaker 1: little money they pay. I thought it was because you

1073
01:09:27,360 --> 01:09:30,479
Speaker 1: just if the if the judge say one crazy thing

1074
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:40,880
Speaker 1: to you going in not state, is that I don't alright?

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01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:43,320
Speaker 1: Coming up next, said about forty one after the hour,

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01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:49,719
Speaker 1: Tommy's here, Oh, here we go. Five piece etiquette question

1077
01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:54,840
Speaker 1: and answer. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright,

1078
01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:59,000
Speaker 1: just a programming. No, guys, remind yourselves about this. You

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01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:01,720
Speaker 1: set your DVR. It is for the season premiere of

1080
01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:07,080
Speaker 1: Steve's new talk show, Steve Live from Hollywood. Okay, yeah,

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01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:19,280
Speaker 1: some people still gotta be Yeah, Frank, it's gonna be

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01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:22,880
Speaker 1: a really big show. Guests this week include uh, talk

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01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:27,360
Speaker 1: show host and comedian actress Chelsea Handler, Marlon Wayne's it's

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01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:31,720
Speaker 1: gonna be on there today. Yeah, that's Today. Let's go y'all. Yeah,

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01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:34,800
Speaker 1: that's today. We gotta see it. Uh So anyway, the

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01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:40,200
Speaker 1: season premiere episode is and also another big thing, not

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01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:42,519
Speaker 1: as major to y'all but to me. My name will

1088
01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:46,400
Speaker 1: be on the creative just we're gonna be looking for him.

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01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:57,320
Speaker 1: My name is the credit. That's not no, not that name.

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Speaker 1: Do you think about it? That's today show Chelsea Handler

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01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:10,880
Speaker 1: and Marlon Wayans And then tomorrow's show you're gonna welcome

1092
01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:15,559
Speaker 1: ice Cube. Yes, congratulations from all of us to you, Steve.

1093
01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:17,559
Speaker 1: We're so very proud of you. Thank you for bringing

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01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:20,400
Speaker 1: us back to l A all of that, and yeah,

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01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:23,639
Speaker 1: really really really going to be a good show man.

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01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:27,080
Speaker 1: All y'all supported be very much appreciated, but you go

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01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:31,280
Speaker 1: to see a new Steve. Okay, I was slam down

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01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:35,040
Speaker 1: Steve too. Huh, because you're you're in the gym. Yeah,

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01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:39,080
Speaker 1: I see it. Yes, I can definitely see it. Gonna

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01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:44,000
Speaker 1: get it, Yeah, yeah, I can definitely see it. I

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01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:48,800
Speaker 1: see it. I thought you were snooped though, really really,

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01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:58,160
Speaker 1: JA don't get his hand job. I thought we're gonna

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01:11:58,200 --> 01:12:01,000
Speaker 1: have a train on and we'll make announcement how much

1104
01:12:01,040 --> 01:12:06,479
Speaker 1: weight out of long alight? I said one day this week. Yeah,

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01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:12,080
Speaker 1: just say it's the nephew with side pieces. This is

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01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:14,920
Speaker 1: what it is. Hey, just come on, man, I'm gonna

1107
01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:19,479
Speaker 1: ask the questions that side pieces will ask, and I'm

1108
01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:25,880
Speaker 1: gonna let Tommy respond. So, Tommy, if your side piece

1109
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:30,439
Speaker 1: ask you, when can I call you? You can't? You

1110
01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:33,360
Speaker 1: If I don't call you, we don't talk. That's all

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01:12:33,439 --> 01:12:36,920
Speaker 1: that is. You don't you don't call me. I do

1112
01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:42,160
Speaker 1: to call it. Okay, I asked you. Here's another. When

1113
01:12:42,240 --> 01:12:46,080
Speaker 1: can I text you? Same answer as your phone. If

1114
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:51,000
Speaker 1: I don't text you, we don't text you. Wait, I

1115
01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:56,920
Speaker 1: start everything. Yeah, we hang up the phone. Okay, let

1116
01:12:56,960 --> 01:12:58,559
Speaker 1: me tell you something when we when we hang up

1117
01:12:58,600 --> 01:13:01,439
Speaker 1: the phone, if you forgot to say something, and you

1118
01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:04,840
Speaker 1: got to wait till I call you back. Yeah, okay,

1119
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:10,400
Speaker 1: here's the next question. Can we spend the night together? Yeah,

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01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:14,519
Speaker 1: of course. Oh god, but my night in a sick

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01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:22,920
Speaker 1: forty five, I got to get my ans on my

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01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:32,640
Speaker 1: name five. My night. We lay up on each other

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Speaker 1: from three hug Oh, let but come sick forty five.

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01:13:38,040 --> 01:13:44,360
Speaker 1: I got to go. This is PM. I am PM. Yeah,

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01:13:45,080 --> 01:13:48,920
Speaker 1: we get. We're gonna watch the six o'clock news together, right,

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01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:55,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna alright, come, here's the next question. Can you

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01:13:55,760 --> 01:14:02,439
Speaker 1: give her a nickname? Yeah? Baby, same thing I called

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Speaker 1: my wife. What I ain't gonna do, what I ain't

1129
01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:11,280
Speaker 1: ben do is say the wrong everybody, baby, everybody baby. Okay,

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01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:12,920
Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. Will you buy a

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01:14:13,080 --> 01:14:17,280
Speaker 1: gift for your side piece, like cologne? Yeah? Yeah, cologne

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01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:18,960
Speaker 1: and night. You can get that, but it's gonna be

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01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:23,439
Speaker 1: the same damn cologne my wife. Well though, I'm not

1134
01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:27,960
Speaker 1: going to come home smelling like no other woman, smell

1135
01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:32,960
Speaker 1: my wife smell. You're gonna smell like her. Okay, okay,

1136
01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:37,519
Speaker 1: here's another. Can she introduce you to her friend? Hey,

1137
01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:42,360
Speaker 1: don't know, they don't need to know. I existed? What? What? What? What? What?

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01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:44,479
Speaker 1: Why is we wild? I'm meeting them people, I'm nothing

1139
01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:48,080
Speaker 1: doing nothing with them people. Why don't you talking about

1140
01:14:48,120 --> 01:14:54,880
Speaker 1: me different that people shouldn't even know I exist at all.

1141
01:14:54,920 --> 01:14:56,720
Speaker 1: You shouldn't be over that running your mind about me

1142
01:14:56,840 --> 01:15:02,160
Speaker 1: to nobody. Okay, okay, time he goes next? Can she

1143
01:15:02,439 --> 01:15:05,360
Speaker 1: meet your friends? Okay, now that's a good qution, that's

1144
01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:10,599
Speaker 1: a good question. Yes you can't, but only on side

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01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:16,000
Speaker 1: piece night. You just you give me some most side.

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01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:19,880
Speaker 1: What you ain't gonna do is be meeting them and

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01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:25,479
Speaker 1: their wife night. That's not it ain't your night, you

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01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:38,120
Speaker 1: side now you know other side pieces? Okay, Tommy just

1149
01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:41,320
Speaker 1: got to be a common Can she have a picture

1150
01:15:41,439 --> 01:15:44,880
Speaker 1: of you? You just got to have one. You go

1151
01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:51,160
Speaker 1: on my Facebook screenshot a picture of me and my family?

1152
01:15:51,640 --> 01:15:55,200
Speaker 1: Crowd down, crap that down? When you got only me?

1153
01:15:55,640 --> 01:16:09,559
Speaker 1: Now you got profile? Okay, tell me if she says

1154
01:16:10,439 --> 01:16:15,160
Speaker 1: I love you, do you love me? What's your answer? Ditto?

1155
01:16:17,520 --> 01:16:21,759
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say that A bunch of dittos

1156
01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:28,000
Speaker 1: and all that. Ditto, but I'm not gonna see him

1157
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:29,559
Speaker 1: and had a L word come out of my mind.

1158
01:16:30,400 --> 01:16:37,679
Speaker 1: You're stupid, Ditto the only way to l word coming

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01:16:37,720 --> 01:16:44,400
Speaker 1: out of my mouth and we both live. Coming up

1160
01:16:44,439 --> 01:16:47,240
Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, Carla and Steve's recap

1161
01:16:47,400 --> 01:16:52,160
Speaker 1: of the season finale of Power did just that. And then, Steve,

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01:16:52,240 --> 01:16:55,160
Speaker 1: you were on Oprah's Masterclass. Everyone was talking about that.

1163
01:16:56,400 --> 01:17:00,240
Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,

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01:17:00,320 --> 01:17:03,639
Speaker 1: you were on the Oprah's Masterclass. I mean all, I all,

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01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:06,120
Speaker 1: I got this weekend where people telling me how good

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01:17:06,200 --> 01:17:09,599
Speaker 1: it was, how informative, you know, how happy they were

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01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:13,120
Speaker 1: for you and all that, and um, honestly I thought

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01:17:13,120 --> 01:17:15,120
Speaker 1: it was a rerun because I remember you taped one

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01:17:15,640 --> 01:17:18,640
Speaker 1: a while. Yeah, but it wasn't a master class. I

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01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:21,479
Speaker 1: did something else Oprah did for a whole hour, but

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01:17:21,680 --> 01:17:24,439
Speaker 1: this was very different. Yeah. Well, this past Saturday night

1172
01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:26,400
Speaker 1: you were on there. You talked about how you nearly

1173
01:17:26,720 --> 01:17:30,559
Speaker 1: quit chasing your dreams while being homeless, and you reached

1174
01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:33,960
Speaker 1: a breaking point in a hotel bathroom. Stall. Here it is,

1175
01:17:34,080 --> 01:17:36,759
Speaker 1: take a listen. My my mother never knew I was homeless.

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01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:40,240
Speaker 1: She never knew. I said, Oh, Mama, got friends out here.

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01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:43,679
Speaker 1: I went to college with. I'm staying at my partner's house. Man,

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01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:47,800
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell I was I was homeless. That would

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01:17:47,840 --> 01:17:53,040
Speaker 1: have broke her heart. And my mother had allowed me

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01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:57,080
Speaker 1: to put an answer machine in the attic of the house,

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01:17:57,800 --> 01:18:02,519
Speaker 1: just a phone line and an answer machine. I was

1182
01:18:02,560 --> 01:18:04,519
Speaker 1: out there living in the car. I was struggling, but

1183
01:18:04,560 --> 01:18:08,240
Speaker 1: I could call back to that answer machine and see

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01:18:08,280 --> 01:18:10,000
Speaker 1: if I got any work. You know, back in the day,

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01:18:10,040 --> 01:18:12,640
Speaker 1: you plunt your cold and you have a message. And

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01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:18,200
Speaker 1: so I was washing up in a hotel. And I

1187
01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:20,880
Speaker 1: used to go to really nice hotels because they had

1188
01:18:20,960 --> 01:18:23,120
Speaker 1: like wash claws, and I'd get a bunch of them

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01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:25,240
Speaker 1: and run them under hot water, and I go in

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01:18:25,320 --> 01:18:28,040
Speaker 1: the stall and I wet my body and then someone

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01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:30,640
Speaker 1: would have soap on them, and I'd soaked myself up.

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01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:33,360
Speaker 1: Then I would go out and I would get another

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01:18:33,479 --> 01:18:35,479
Speaker 1: handful and wet them down. And I come and I

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01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:38,840
Speaker 1: take the soap off with them. Well, I got soaped up,

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01:18:39,040 --> 01:18:42,000
Speaker 1: but a convention was in town and they had let

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01:18:42,040 --> 01:18:45,880
Speaker 1: out for breakfast, and so for forty five minutes it

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01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:49,280
Speaker 1: was just a parade of men coming in that bathroom.

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01:18:49,920 --> 01:18:53,439
Speaker 1: And I take it off my clothes to get leathered up,

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Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, this soap is drying on me,

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01:18:59,840 --> 01:19:02,080
Speaker 1: and I just let the lead down and I set

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01:19:02,160 --> 01:19:06,639
Speaker 1: some towels down. I just started crying. And the guy

1202
01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:09,479
Speaker 1: heard me in there. He said, hey, sir, you're okay.

1203
01:19:09,800 --> 01:19:12,479
Speaker 1: I said, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. But I was

1204
01:19:12,560 --> 01:19:14,400
Speaker 1: done at that point. I said, that's it, man, I

1205
01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:17,599
Speaker 1: can't do this anymore. I mean, I'm I'm just happy

1206
01:19:17,680 --> 01:19:21,960
Speaker 1: that you were clean, that you know I was gonna

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01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:24,960
Speaker 1: be clean. You're not gonna wash up, because come on,

1208
01:19:25,680 --> 01:19:28,600
Speaker 1: I can't look the part like if you looked at me,

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01:19:29,080 --> 01:19:31,479
Speaker 1: you never knew I was homeless. You said your own

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01:19:31,520 --> 01:19:33,640
Speaker 1: mom didn't now. No, I never told her that. What

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01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:35,840
Speaker 1: broke my mother's heart. I couldn't tell my mama ain't

1212
01:19:35,840 --> 01:19:38,519
Speaker 1: got a way to go. Boy, where are you staying

1213
01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:41,519
Speaker 1: that out there? Mama got friends from college, and I'm

1214
01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:44,120
Speaker 1: moving around. I got all these gigs. When were you?

1215
01:19:44,320 --> 01:19:46,439
Speaker 1: What were you? What was this at that particular time?

1216
01:19:46,680 --> 01:19:51,920
Speaker 1: This was Florida. It isn't Florida, man. I was in Pescacola, Florida,

1217
01:19:52,000 --> 01:20:02,080
Speaker 1: at the home about thirty thirty five, thirty six, somewhere

1218
01:20:02,120 --> 01:20:05,599
Speaker 1: in there. It was. It was a big blur for me, man,

1219
01:20:05,720 --> 01:20:09,479
Speaker 1: because I didn't really I got on TV at thirty eight.

1220
01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:15,160
Speaker 1: I really did think about giving up. I was in there, man, drying,

1221
01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:18,120
Speaker 1: soap dried on my body, and I was spending to quit. Man.

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01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:20,760
Speaker 1: I was in that crying for real, I'm talking about

1223
01:20:22,360 --> 01:20:24,920
Speaker 1: and dude said, hey, hey, hey, hey, you're you're okay now?

1224
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:28,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm fine, and so, you know, it was

1225
01:20:28,320 --> 01:20:30,240
Speaker 1: just one of the moments, man, everybody has him. I

1226
01:20:30,320 --> 01:20:32,439
Speaker 1: was talking to Dion Sanders about it. Everybody has a

1227
01:20:32,520 --> 01:20:35,360
Speaker 1: turn back moment in their life. Everybody has a moment

1228
01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:40,040
Speaker 1: where you can turn back when yeah, man, you just

1229
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:44,080
Speaker 1: have to find a way just to not give up.

1230
01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:46,800
Speaker 1: You have to find a way, because if you give up,

1231
01:20:46,880 --> 01:20:49,120
Speaker 1: then you never see the end. Had I quit, then

1232
01:20:50,439 --> 01:20:53,280
Speaker 1: there's no way I'm here now. That that was a

1233
01:20:53,400 --> 01:20:56,920
Speaker 1: really defining moment in my life because I had given up.

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01:20:57,000 --> 01:21:00,360
Speaker 1: I was done. You know, my clothes on and everything,

1235
01:21:00,439 --> 01:21:02,240
Speaker 1: soap on me. Man, I'm sitting that neck it because

1236
01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:04,799
Speaker 1: I was just gonna run out, get some hot tiles,

1237
01:21:04,880 --> 01:21:06,559
Speaker 1: bring them back in and take all the soap off.

1238
01:21:06,680 --> 01:21:09,400
Speaker 1: That's how I bathe. I couldn't get out there, man,

1239
01:21:09,479 --> 01:21:11,880
Speaker 1: they just kept coming in and soap just dried on me.

1240
01:21:12,920 --> 01:21:19,160
Speaker 1: I said, wow, man, that's where we are right now.

1241
01:21:20,160 --> 01:21:23,479
Speaker 1: That was his take away. The last thing I'm concerned.

1242
01:21:29,479 --> 01:21:31,800
Speaker 1: The blood ain't where you need to get that soapam

1243
01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:34,920
Speaker 1: just you know, you get it, get a lot of

1244
01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:36,560
Speaker 1: other places you need to get it out of. You

1245
01:21:36,680 --> 01:21:40,640
Speaker 1: need to get it out of that man. Now, man,

1246
01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:43,800
Speaker 1: remind you that you hired him. I'm just I'll tell

1247
01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:47,400
Speaker 1: you what's worse than that. When I was young, and

1248
01:21:47,479 --> 01:21:49,080
Speaker 1: you know, I used to put soap powder in the

1249
01:21:49,160 --> 01:21:52,760
Speaker 1: bathtub and switch it around and make bubble back. Yeah,

1250
01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:56,160
Speaker 1: well I U I use oxy dog and I didn't

1251
01:21:56,200 --> 01:21:59,040
Speaker 1: switch it real good. And I was about nine. And

1252
01:21:59,160 --> 01:22:02,439
Speaker 1: then blue bleat and crystals. I left him in the

1253
01:22:02,560 --> 01:22:05,400
Speaker 1: crack of them out behind. And the next day at school,

1254
01:22:06,080 --> 01:22:09,120
Speaker 1: I was walking in the blue bleaching crystals had melted down,

1255
01:22:10,040 --> 01:22:12,120
Speaker 1: and I'm walking into Claud walking in the hall. I

1256
01:22:12,120 --> 01:22:19,400
Speaker 1: couldn't understand. Spain my ass. It's hot, but I'm wrong,

1257
01:22:24,760 --> 01:22:29,519
Speaker 1: and I keep touching back. He didn't irritate. Then I

1258
01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:32,320
Speaker 1: just and then I go on in class and I

1259
01:22:32,439 --> 01:22:35,160
Speaker 1: had to do a presentation and I went up to

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01:22:35,280 --> 01:22:37,519
Speaker 1: the front. Man. I was about in the about in

1261
01:22:37,560 --> 01:22:41,479
Speaker 1: the eighth grade, and I'm doing this presentation. Man, and

1262
01:22:41,560 --> 01:22:44,920
Speaker 1: these blue bleaching crystals is all up under me in

1263
01:22:45,120 --> 01:22:47,760
Speaker 1: crack and crevis just burning. I'm just standing up there

1264
01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:51,400
Speaker 1: doing my presentation. Just did I'm talking about man like,

1265
01:22:51,439 --> 01:22:56,000
Speaker 1: ain't nobody in the room but me? What just doing?

1266
01:22:57,360 --> 01:23:02,280
Speaker 1: I ain't even that I was. I had stopped the

1267
01:23:02,400 --> 01:23:07,280
Speaker 1: presentation because man, I got I got to get this,

1268
01:23:08,320 --> 01:23:11,120
Speaker 1: and I still didn't. I didn't know what was wrong

1269
01:23:12,120 --> 01:23:15,960
Speaker 1: because I didn't. I didn't. I didn't quit last night's

1270
01:23:16,040 --> 01:23:19,479
Speaker 1: bubba bab. But when I got home, man, I mean,

1271
01:23:19,600 --> 01:23:23,400
Speaker 1: I ran to the house and went in the bathroom

1272
01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:25,720
Speaker 1: and was got me a wine cloth and just saw

1273
01:23:25,800 --> 01:23:31,000
Speaker 1: the blue bleachers. I went, God, this is bleach. And

1274
01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:33,559
Speaker 1: I was raw, man, I I was. I was chapping.

1275
01:23:33,720 --> 01:23:36,400
Speaker 1: Some day I was raw. I had to put an

1276
01:23:36,439 --> 01:23:40,559
Speaker 1: all good corn start in my drum, you know, to hell,

1277
01:23:40,720 --> 01:23:42,360
Speaker 1: because I know where my mom used to do that

1278
01:23:42,479 --> 01:23:45,280
Speaker 1: to baby. So I put all the corn starts on

1279
01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:47,479
Speaker 1: me one time the other day, something man, you ever

1280
01:23:47,560 --> 01:23:49,240
Speaker 1: did I did that when I was grown. One time.

1281
01:23:49,320 --> 01:23:51,400
Speaker 1: I got real sweaty one time with a jocket strap

1282
01:23:51,479 --> 01:23:55,880
Speaker 1: when I was in college, and I got because we

1283
01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:57,720
Speaker 1: do have to go to brown. But I'm gonna tell

1284
01:23:57,720 --> 01:23:59,080
Speaker 1: you the story when I come back. But when I

1285
01:23:59,160 --> 01:24:02,000
Speaker 1: had the jocket strap on, Yeah, I'm gonna tell you

1286
01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:10,000
Speaker 1: this story. You're listening, Steve, go ahead, Okay, So we're back.

1287
01:24:10,080 --> 01:24:12,559
Speaker 1: So anywoy, I was telling you I had a jacket

1288
01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:15,519
Speaker 1: strap on in college one time, and you know, you

1289
01:24:15,640 --> 01:24:17,719
Speaker 1: get to play and I have had it on all

1290
01:24:17,880 --> 01:24:20,200
Speaker 1: day and then I had to go do something. So

1291
01:24:20,400 --> 01:24:24,400
Speaker 1: then at night we was playing ball outside again, I

1292
01:24:24,560 --> 01:24:28,120
Speaker 1: still had that jocket strap on and so not not

1293
01:24:28,439 --> 01:24:34,759
Speaker 1: now he's cutting. So so when I took my shower

1294
01:24:34,880 --> 01:24:40,680
Speaker 1: that night, so I remembered, I'll go corn starch. My

1295
01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:43,200
Speaker 1: mom always said when babies get dipper, that's what they

1296
01:24:43,240 --> 01:24:46,360
Speaker 1: did old day, put corn starch. So I put corn

1297
01:24:46,439 --> 01:24:49,400
Speaker 1: starch all on me. You know, I went to bed.

1298
01:24:49,600 --> 01:24:54,160
Speaker 1: Now the next day, I'm over this girl house and

1299
01:24:54,240 --> 01:24:58,800
Speaker 1: thendn't got sexy, and I pulled my past down in

1300
01:24:58,960 --> 01:25:02,880
Speaker 1: her room and pulled my drawls down and all that

1301
01:25:03,080 --> 01:25:06,439
Speaker 1: white corner start was still on me. And I had

1302
01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:10,240
Speaker 1: forgot about it story ever and it was in balls

1303
01:25:10,400 --> 01:25:13,160
Speaker 1: and rolls. Yeah, she looked at me and she said,

1304
01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:20,200
Speaker 1: what is that? I looked down that he needless to say.

1305
01:25:20,320 --> 01:25:25,519
Speaker 1: We never how much. Wasn't like a cloud come up? No,

1306
01:25:25,680 --> 01:25:28,400
Speaker 1: it wasn't cloudy. It had got It didn't accumulated in

1307
01:25:28,520 --> 01:25:31,880
Speaker 1: clumps like about have started stumping. It would have been

1308
01:25:31,960 --> 01:25:37,560
Speaker 1: white mothballs over It looked matter you look like a

1309
01:25:37,640 --> 01:25:43,639
Speaker 1: bag of popcorn was in draw smart pop. I had

1310
01:25:43,880 --> 01:25:47,799
Speaker 1: pulled a bag of smart pop down in my draws.

1311
01:25:48,680 --> 01:25:52,479
Speaker 1: That girl didn't talk to me ever, No, mom, I've

1312
01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:57,000
Speaker 1: been working on this chick for months. Friends. Yeah, I

1313
01:25:57,040 --> 01:26:02,560
Speaker 1: don't know what's wrong here, but he got something. I

1314
01:26:02,680 --> 01:26:04,720
Speaker 1: looked down. She said, what is that? I looked down.

1315
01:26:04,760 --> 01:26:08,479
Speaker 1: I went, oh, hey, I'm trying to pick and thump

1316
01:26:08,640 --> 01:26:12,000
Speaker 1: right quick. But I couldn't get it all. Just too

1317
01:26:12,120 --> 01:26:16,280
Speaker 1: much and it was too much, too late. True story

1318
01:26:17,680 --> 01:26:22,400
Speaker 1: Argo corn start in college. Okay, so the question now becomes,

1319
01:26:22,479 --> 01:26:26,680
Speaker 1: how do you follow that? Well? Whatever you want? All right?

1320
01:26:27,080 --> 01:26:30,720
Speaker 1: How about this? Uh? The number of women now that

1321
01:26:30,840 --> 01:26:34,600
Speaker 1: are getting boob jobs keeps increasing, keeps going up. I

1322
01:26:34,680 --> 01:26:36,519
Speaker 1: got that. Hey, you ain't got a stand all that

1323
01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:39,519
Speaker 1: money the boob job. You can put some argo corn

1324
01:26:39,600 --> 01:26:43,160
Speaker 1: star when you get away. There's gonna be a little

1325
01:26:43,240 --> 01:26:50,800
Speaker 1: lumpy anyway. The number of women getting boob jobs keeps

1326
01:26:50,960 --> 01:26:54,360
Speaker 1: increasing but the sides they want their breasts to be. Okay,

1327
01:26:55,040 --> 01:26:57,400
Speaker 1: let me ask you a personal question. If you were

1328
01:26:57,520 --> 01:26:59,960
Speaker 1: not the person you were, would you get a boot

1329
01:27:00,160 --> 01:27:04,840
Speaker 1: job if I didn't have boods? Yeah? Yeah, probably you

1330
01:27:04,920 --> 01:27:09,200
Speaker 1: would do it? Call it? Would you do it? Okay, Tommy,

1331
01:27:09,280 --> 01:27:11,200
Speaker 1: let me ask you this question. If you was a

1332
01:27:11,280 --> 01:27:14,439
Speaker 1: girl and you was flat chested, would you get it? Oh? Yeah?

1333
01:27:15,360 --> 01:27:19,000
Speaker 1: Would you? Would you get? Dog? I get breast? And

1334
01:27:19,200 --> 01:27:26,519
Speaker 1: but that's why I, oh, I have dryway from the car.

1335
01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:30,720
Speaker 1: I've seen how none fine women get you. I'm telling

1336
01:27:30,880 --> 01:27:35,200
Speaker 1: I'm doing right now, you dog, I have so much

1337
01:27:35,320 --> 01:27:39,840
Speaker 1: on me, I'll be on the cardash, I have to

1338
01:27:39,960 --> 01:27:43,040
Speaker 1: just put me on there. Yeah, so you don't mind

1339
01:27:43,120 --> 01:27:46,160
Speaker 1: if women have enhancements and things like that. If they do,

1340
01:27:46,240 --> 01:27:48,559
Speaker 1: as long as it looks pretty natural, I wouldn't care

1341
01:27:48,640 --> 01:27:51,080
Speaker 1: what you want, because a lot of men do complain

1342
01:27:51,160 --> 01:27:54,840
Speaker 1: that they like natural women. I'm asking that's cool, that's cool. Okay,

1343
01:27:54,880 --> 01:27:57,400
Speaker 1: hold up, So you meet the woman of your dream.

1344
01:27:57,840 --> 01:28:01,280
Speaker 1: She fine, she got breast in plans you problem with? Yeah,

1345
01:28:01,320 --> 01:28:03,439
Speaker 1: but a lot I hate to say, but a lot

1346
01:28:03,520 --> 01:28:05,880
Speaker 1: of black men they don't like weed, they don't like

1347
01:28:06,360 --> 01:28:09,800
Speaker 1: they don't have a lot of black You ain't got

1348
01:28:09,880 --> 01:28:13,599
Speaker 1: all that. You put all that in a bag. I'm happy,

1349
01:28:14,400 --> 01:28:18,880
Speaker 1: all right, we gotta go back. You're listening to the

1350
01:28:19,040 --> 01:28:22,519
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Show. It looks like we're not gonna see

1351
01:28:22,720 --> 01:28:27,040
Speaker 1: Harriet Tubman on the twenty dollar bill after all, at

1352
01:28:27,160 --> 01:28:30,639
Speaker 1: least not any time in the near future. Uh. Stephen

1353
01:28:30,720 --> 01:28:35,880
Speaker 1: Manuchean Trump's Treasury secretary, he reportedly said he cannot commit

1354
01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:39,800
Speaker 1: to carrying out the Obama administration's plan to put any

1355
01:28:40,200 --> 01:28:43,880
Speaker 1: Obama Yeah. Yeah, Harriet's have been on the bill. At

1356
01:28:43,960 --> 01:28:47,000
Speaker 1: this point, he's busy concentrating on tweaking the US currency

1357
01:28:47,120 --> 01:28:50,519
Speaker 1: bills to stop counterfeitters. When asked if he supports the

1358
01:28:50,600 --> 01:28:55,600
Speaker 1: Harriet Tubman picture on the bill, Manuchein told CNBC, Ultimately,

1359
01:28:55,920 --> 01:28:58,360
Speaker 1: we will be looking at this issue, but it's not

1360
01:28:58,600 --> 01:29:01,760
Speaker 1: something that I'm focused on at the moment. This is

1361
01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:03,760
Speaker 1: good and bad. I would like to see her on

1362
01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:07,240
Speaker 1: the twin definitely. I would like to remember. I just

1363
01:29:07,280 --> 01:29:09,200
Speaker 1: want to say that, do you know how hard a

1364
01:29:09,320 --> 01:29:14,240
Speaker 1: black man would have trye in cash, hair, tumb in

1365
01:29:14,360 --> 01:29:18,120
Speaker 1: any stone? What will you get this from? I ain't

1366
01:29:18,120 --> 01:29:24,160
Speaker 1: never seen this. I've never seen no black They don't

1367
01:29:24,640 --> 01:29:29,120
Speaker 1: you know how many people gonna be that cash here

1368
01:29:29,320 --> 01:29:33,200
Speaker 1: before sister is out here later I'm gonna fight for

1369
01:29:33,360 --> 01:29:39,080
Speaker 1: it to get past. Yeah, I would like to see it,

1370
01:29:39,200 --> 01:29:41,519
Speaker 1: but I'm just telling you, Steve, a black man have

1371
01:29:41,600 --> 01:29:45,240
Speaker 1: a tough time with a hundred. You know, with a twin,

1372
01:29:45,560 --> 01:29:48,120
Speaker 1: they're gonna have it all up to the light. Is

1373
01:29:48,520 --> 01:29:50,840
Speaker 1: that the one we most have to build? Everybody most

1374
01:29:50,920 --> 01:29:56,800
Speaker 1: has a twenty. The most counterfeit building is a hundred. No, no,

1375
01:29:57,520 --> 01:29:59,640
Speaker 1: but I mean in our pockets or you know, on

1376
01:30:00,240 --> 01:30:04,360
Speaker 1: we mostly have twenties. Steve Harvey, Yeah, yeah, well that's

1377
01:30:04,400 --> 01:30:07,760
Speaker 1: the exception. Of course, if they put them out, I'm

1378
01:30:07,760 --> 01:30:10,400
Speaker 1: gonna get rid of it. Was so excited about having

1379
01:30:10,439 --> 01:30:16,479
Speaker 1: a I'm gonna get as many as I can and

1380
01:30:16,640 --> 01:30:22,879
Speaker 1: go right around south with man from the gas stations,

1381
01:30:22,920 --> 01:30:24,640
Speaker 1: and there won't be somewhere. I ain't never even get

1382
01:30:24,760 --> 01:30:26,400
Speaker 1: a quick trail. I'm gonna go back to the little

1383
01:30:26,479 --> 01:30:28,680
Speaker 1: hill business though. That wouldn't sell me them. Damn a

1384
01:30:28,720 --> 01:30:32,280
Speaker 1: lot of the tickets, Yeah, time, I wanted to get

1385
01:30:32,320 --> 01:30:34,439
Speaker 1: them lottery tickets. I wanted to buy two hundred dollar

1386
01:30:34,520 --> 01:30:37,880
Speaker 1: worth powerball tickets to pull two of us over here.

1387
01:30:37,920 --> 01:30:40,160
Speaker 1: When we can't say you that minute. I said, what

1388
01:30:40,640 --> 01:30:43,320
Speaker 1: because I we don't do that. I said, I want

1389
01:30:43,360 --> 01:30:45,920
Speaker 1: two hundred door a lot of tickets. She looked up

1390
01:30:45,920 --> 01:30:50,280
Speaker 1: at me and went, Jesus Steve hark I wouldn't even

1391
01:30:50,680 --> 01:30:53,599
Speaker 1: wait a minute, boy, black girl trying to get us out,

1392
01:30:53,720 --> 01:30:58,400
Speaker 1: dog Steve, wait a minute, I mean, I mean Mr Harky, Hold,

1393
01:30:58,479 --> 01:31:00,599
Speaker 1: I got to call my mother somebody and they're gonna

1394
01:31:00,680 --> 01:31:03,320
Speaker 1: hat you down here. That woman got on that phone man,

1395
01:31:03,800 --> 01:31:09,360
Speaker 1: that gas station, that head pizza hood dred queen jail.

1396
01:31:10,840 --> 01:31:13,760
Speaker 1: I'm talking about side of five minute. Because I bought

1397
01:31:13,920 --> 01:31:17,200
Speaker 1: end up buying all the keys ice cream, right. I

1398
01:31:17,280 --> 01:31:25,080
Speaker 1: bought all the kids the Sunday don't get a steep

1399
01:31:25,160 --> 01:31:27,360
Speaker 1: paying for because you know you ain't paying no Sunday

1400
01:31:27,360 --> 01:31:30,400
Speaker 1: All right, Uh sorry, Well, hopefully it'll be on the

1401
01:31:30,479 --> 01:31:33,120
Speaker 1: bill at one point and time area tup in space.

1402
01:31:33,200 --> 01:31:34,800
Speaker 1: We'll be back to close out of the show with

1403
01:31:34,960 --> 01:31:41,160
Speaker 1: just one more thing. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Show. Okay, Steve,

1404
01:31:41,240 --> 01:31:44,000
Speaker 1: we talked about this earlier. You were on Oprah's master

1405
01:31:44,120 --> 01:31:46,920
Speaker 1: Classes past Saturday Night. Um, you talked about a lot

1406
01:31:47,000 --> 01:31:50,200
Speaker 1: of things. You talked about that moment you had in

1407
01:31:50,280 --> 01:31:53,720
Speaker 1: the bathroom when you could have given up or kept going,

1408
01:31:53,960 --> 01:31:57,000
Speaker 1: and you talked about how you nearly quit chasing your

1409
01:31:57,080 --> 01:32:00,400
Speaker 1: dreams while being homeless. You also talked about how you

1410
01:32:00,520 --> 01:32:03,800
Speaker 1: plan to use your last thirty five dollars to get

1411
01:32:03,840 --> 01:32:06,000
Speaker 1: out of Florida where you were and go back home

1412
01:32:06,080 --> 01:32:08,920
Speaker 1: to be with your family. But in that moment, a

1413
01:32:09,080 --> 01:32:13,000
Speaker 1: phone message changed everything. Here it is play a cat.

1414
01:32:13,760 --> 01:32:19,560
Speaker 1: I call my mom's answering machine first, and and it

1415
01:32:19,720 --> 01:32:23,240
Speaker 1: was a message from Chuck Sutton, who's past now, the

1416
01:32:23,360 --> 01:32:26,599
Speaker 1: great Chuck Sutton. He said, hey, Stevens, Chuck Sutton from

1417
01:32:26,600 --> 01:32:29,840
Speaker 1: showtime at Depaula. We saw a tape of you and

1418
01:32:30,080 --> 01:32:32,400
Speaker 1: was wondering. Man, it was a great tape. You're really funny.

1419
01:32:32,439 --> 01:32:36,160
Speaker 1: We have an opening for you this Sunday night is Thursday.

1420
01:32:36,439 --> 01:32:40,960
Speaker 1: It's Thursday. If you could just get here, we'll put

1421
01:32:41,040 --> 01:32:44,120
Speaker 1: you on the show on television. Man, you're very funny.

1422
01:32:44,479 --> 01:32:47,920
Speaker 1: Let us know if you can make it. And it

1423
01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:52,200
Speaker 1: goes off and I went wow. As soon as I

1424
01:32:52,320 --> 01:32:56,479
Speaker 1: went wow, my heart sunk, because now how do I

1425
01:32:56,640 --> 01:33:00,439
Speaker 1: get to New York? I got thirty five us, man,

1426
01:33:01,360 --> 01:33:03,439
Speaker 1: I don't have enough to make it to New York.

1427
01:33:03,560 --> 01:33:07,519
Speaker 1: There's no way. The one time I could finally get

1428
01:33:07,600 --> 01:33:10,960
Speaker 1: on TV and I can't even get to the gig.

1429
01:33:11,680 --> 01:33:15,519
Speaker 1: I'm in Pensacola, Florida. I gotta get to Harlem, New York.

1430
01:33:16,720 --> 01:33:19,920
Speaker 1: I don't have no money, I can't eat, I don't

1431
01:33:19,960 --> 01:33:25,920
Speaker 1: have a place to stay. This is horrible, man, so

1432
01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:30,320
Speaker 1: I said in my car, tears just running down my face. Man,

1433
01:33:30,439 --> 01:33:32,760
Speaker 1: I said, I just has gotta be the worst joke

1434
01:33:32,800 --> 01:33:35,320
Speaker 1: I've ever heard. I said, no, let me call back

1435
01:33:35,400 --> 01:33:37,760
Speaker 1: and makes you see if he said Sunday. So I

1436
01:33:37,880 --> 01:33:41,559
Speaker 1: called right back. It was this Sunday, and I got

1437
01:33:41,600 --> 01:33:44,320
Speaker 1: ready to hang up, and then I heard you have

1438
01:33:44,439 --> 01:33:48,240
Speaker 1: another message. Hey, Stevens a tom Sober from the comedy Caravan.

1439
01:33:48,280 --> 01:33:51,960
Speaker 1: I got a gig that's available in Florida tomorrow night,

1440
01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:55,000
Speaker 1: which is Friday night. I got a hundred and fifty

1441
01:33:55,120 --> 01:33:59,760
Speaker 1: bucks for you if you can get there Friday night.

1442
01:34:00,080 --> 01:34:05,439
Speaker 1: It's Thursday. I'm a hundred some miles away. Yeah. Man,

1443
01:34:06,040 --> 01:34:08,880
Speaker 1: So I get in the car, drive, I do the gig.

1444
01:34:09,080 --> 01:34:11,400
Speaker 1: The guy pays me a hundred and fifty bucks. He said, Man,

1445
01:34:11,439 --> 01:34:14,920
Speaker 1: you were so good, I'll cancel the guy Saturday night.

1446
01:34:14,960 --> 01:34:18,200
Speaker 1: Would you stay Saturday night. He gave me three hundred

1447
01:34:18,360 --> 01:34:23,559
Speaker 1: bucks to stay for Saturday. I had four hundred seventy bucks.

1448
01:34:24,040 --> 01:34:26,760
Speaker 1: I called Chuck Sutton, I said, I'll be there. Got

1449
01:34:27,040 --> 01:34:29,760
Speaker 1: at the Apollo Theater at two o'clock and I went

1450
01:34:29,800 --> 01:34:32,800
Speaker 1: out there and I got a standing ovation. Yeah, I

1451
01:34:32,840 --> 01:34:42,360
Speaker 1: gotta get out of here. And man, I was on

1452
01:34:42,520 --> 01:34:46,640
Speaker 1: cloud nine. I mean, it was the greatest moment of

1453
01:34:47,240 --> 01:34:50,400
Speaker 1: my life up until that point. I had killed at

1454
01:34:50,439 --> 01:34:54,640
Speaker 1: the world famous Apollo Theater and I was it. I

1455
01:34:54,760 --> 01:35:03,120
Speaker 1: was on TV. I remember that too. Oh, man, I

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Speaker 1: gotta see this master class. They got music, you know

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Speaker 1: how to do it to you. I could have, man,

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Speaker 1: I could have done that. That's cold. Man. I remember

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Speaker 1: that moment because I was done. But you're not. The

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Speaker 1: thing about God, man, you know, you know you hear

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01:35:22,360 --> 01:35:24,280
Speaker 1: old people say it all the time. He may not

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01:35:24,439 --> 01:35:27,439
Speaker 1: come when you want him, but he right on time.

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Speaker 1: He's never ever been late in my life. He don't

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Speaker 1: really put more on you here and put nothing on

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Speaker 1: you that will break you. You can quit, but it

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01:35:37,680 --> 01:35:41,280
Speaker 1: won't break you. And that's the problem with most people.

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Speaker 1: Most of us quit. So I was about to quit.

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Speaker 1: I didn't quit. He came through he saw me breaking,

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Speaker 1: and then he said, okay, man, let me throw him

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Speaker 1: a lifeline. Go out of here and make a phone call.

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Speaker 1: Then nothing, and then man crying, call back, and then

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Speaker 1: he comes to life flying And next thing you know,

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Speaker 1: I was on showtime at the Apolo. Man. I went

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Speaker 1: up there and met check something who's passed. Now. He

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Speaker 1: gave me my first opportunity on television. I've been on

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Speaker 1: TV every since. Man, I've been on TV every since.

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Speaker 1: Did you, babe, did you bathe before you drove? Are

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Speaker 1: you looking at me? I had already, babe, super well. See,

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Speaker 1: but when I drove to the gig, the gig came

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Speaker 1: with a hotel room. So I was straight. And but

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Speaker 1: but then time, even if I wasn't straight, come on,

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Speaker 1: I got a lot of bathrooms. Now you know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. I got bath room in every room of

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Speaker 1: the house. I don't I got in every hallway. Somebody

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01:36:49,439 --> 01:36:51,120
Speaker 1: asked me one time, man, why your house got so

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01:36:51,160 --> 01:36:55,400
Speaker 1: many bad rooms? Because I needed one one time. I

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Speaker 1: need time. I just thought you was real regular, something

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01:36:59,680 --> 01:37:01,839
Speaker 1: I would be. But if I want to be regularly,

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Speaker 1: then boom, dad, is I got a bathroom in there?

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Speaker 1: You know? See what what What we're gonna end up

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01:37:07,360 --> 01:37:09,439
Speaker 1: doing is talking about size of houses, and then we're

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Speaker 1: gonna end this conversation. I'm glad you brought you asked

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Speaker 1: the bathroom. Now we go on TV. Yeah, masterclass, I'm

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01:37:31,240 --> 01:37:35,080
Speaker 1: so glad. And that's an amazing thing. Though, Man, I

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01:37:35,200 --> 01:37:38,719
Speaker 1: wish everybody could. Man, it's like what I was telling

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01:37:38,720 --> 01:37:40,880
Speaker 1: you at the beginning of the show, what Joel Oldstein

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01:37:41,040 --> 01:37:48,400
Speaker 1: was saying, it's it's it's it's it's ex fighting to

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Speaker 1: have faith in the beginning because God puts something on

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Speaker 1: your heart that he might do for you. Go Wow,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna start this, and then it's fun when you

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Speaker 1: think about the outcome. I'm gonna be famous, I'm gonna

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01:37:58,920 --> 01:38:02,320
Speaker 1: be rich, I'm gonna be all listen. But that you

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Speaker 1: can have faith after it happened, and you can have

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Speaker 1: faith in the beginning. But in the middle though, going

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01:38:07,040 --> 01:38:09,559
Speaker 1: through see what you need is faith in the middle.

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01:38:10,400 --> 01:38:12,600
Speaker 1: In the middle of it, when you're going through it,

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Speaker 1: that's where people lose the faith. And that's the most

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Speaker 1: critical part of becoming successful as faith in the middle.

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Speaker 1: So everybody hold on to your faith when it ain't

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Speaker 1: going right and it don't look good. Hang on. Faith

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Speaker 1: is the belief in things that you cannot see, and

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Speaker 1: when you get fogging, you can't see. Hey, y'all, have

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Speaker 1: a great weekend. Man, it's Tuesday. Hey did you not

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01:38:34,880 --> 01:38:37,920
Speaker 1: have a good weekend just this past week? But you

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Speaker 1: don't want to have another? Google? You know what, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna donna watch your show today all the premiere the

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01:38:47,479 --> 01:38:51,120
Speaker 1: new show Steve is on today. Such a DVS man,

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