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Speaker 1: It's it's the Best Bits of the Week with Morgan

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Speaker 1: number two. What is up? Y'all? Welcome to the Best

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Speaker 1: Bits of the Week. This is Morgan here and if

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Speaker 1: you're listening for the first time, basically what I do

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Speaker 1: is break down the Bobby Bones show. This part though,

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Speaker 1: this is part one where I bring on somebody else

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Speaker 1: from the show and this weekend? Who could it be

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Speaker 1: everyone's favorite and least favorite? I think you get both titles?

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Speaker 1: What on? What? It's good to be back? I feel

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Speaker 1: like I was just here about eight weeks ago, So

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Speaker 1: I mean, I've been wondering, am I ever gonna get

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Speaker 1: the invite back? Am I gonna get called up to

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Speaker 1: the weekend? Am I ever gonna have to come here

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Speaker 1: on a Saturday morning, you know, and work for a

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Speaker 1: sixth day in a row? But here I am? I

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Speaker 1: mean lunchbox. Let's be honest. We ain't recording them, we're live.

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Speaker 1: We are live watched one of home live because today

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Speaker 1: is Saturday, October eighth. Who I'm about to fly out

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Speaker 1: to Las Vegas right after this? No you're already in Vegas? No, nope,

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Speaker 1: I'm about to fly to Vegas. I'm gonna be bad

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Speaker 1: out of hell tonight. So if you're in Las Vegas

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Speaker 1: you want to get a last minute flight, Hey will

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Speaker 1: for you. This is recorded before he lasted for Vegas

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Speaker 1: and also happened on my birthday. I'm I was twenty

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Speaker 1: nine years old when this got recorded. Happy birthday to you. Belated,

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Speaker 1: Happy birthday to you. Belated, Happy birthday, dear Morgan. Belated

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Speaker 1: Happy birthday to you. If we're doing this on Saturday. Yeah, belated. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's great. Belated, Yeah, it's great. You ever had belated

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Speaker 1: birthday seeing to you? Yeah, I'm freaking twenty nine years

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Speaker 1: Have you ever had a belated happy birthday song to you?

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Speaker 1: Have twenty nine? Go at a restaurant there, They just

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Speaker 1: seem a happy birthday song, regardless of if you're twenty nine. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm one year from thirty lunch. Wow, that's there. I'm

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Speaker 1: getting up there. Well, I don't know about getting up there.

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Speaker 1: Twenty nine is not getting up there. It feels like

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Speaker 1: I'm getting up there. My life feels like it's just

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Speaker 1: flashing before my eyes. No, it does like it's crazy done.

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Speaker 1: I feel like you were just in college. Yes, it's

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Speaker 1: amazing how quick it goes. I still remember like things

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Speaker 1: like that, like I still remember, oh this is I'm like, wow, damn,

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Speaker 1: I was twenty four. Oh I was twenty three. Whoa,

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Speaker 1: it's why yeah, And then the memories just kind of

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Speaker 1: that one go? Oh no, no, no no, I don't have

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Speaker 1: that problem. Hey, I remember the teachers. Okay, trust me,

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Speaker 1: I'm good. I have a steel trap of a memory. Okay, don't.

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Speaker 1: The last time I was on someone was like, hey,

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Speaker 1: you know, history teacher or something like that. That was

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Speaker 1: Miss r Okay, just so you know, we're not gonna

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Speaker 1: start that again. Okay, but I appreciate you following up.

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Speaker 1: That was wonderful. But that's the only follow up you

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Speaker 1: you wonder who my geometry teacher was that my sophomore

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Speaker 1: So I'm not one of those people that's just like

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Speaker 1: Like I remember what a sprite taste like? Two? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: when you have like if you haven't, I don't drink

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Speaker 1: it pop is weird. But it's coop or soda. It's

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Speaker 1: Coke's what kind of coke do you want? Doctor pepper?

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Speaker 1: another story about miss White? So I don't want to

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Speaker 1: number seven, I reviewed Beetlejuice for the first time. Let

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Speaker 1: me tell you something, it's so funny to watch people

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Speaker 1: get so angry. The way that I reviewed these things.

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Speaker 1: They are so passionate about these things that I watched,

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Speaker 1: but you're insulting their favorite thing from their childhood or

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Speaker 1: ones that got rejected? Because some movies but people love them.

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Speaker 1: gonna say, like, oh, you know, it takes all kinds

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Speaker 1: That's why you go down the road. There are hundreds

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Speaker 1: of different vehicles on the road because everyone likes something different.

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Speaker 1: So just because she doesn't like your movies, leave a comment.

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Speaker 1: Let her know how dumb she is. Okay, that literally,

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Speaker 1: you were doing so good up until that last moment

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Speaker 1: because it's awesome. Well you think Beetle Juice is awesome?

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Speaker 1: Beetle Juice so long, I don't even remember. It's just

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Speaker 1: funny to me how passionately people are. Listen, you can

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Speaker 1: I'm like, listen, well, they are sometimes like when you

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Speaker 1: tell me that Beabes and butdhead isn't funny. That's like,

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Speaker 1: so it was terrible. I know you don't have good taste,

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Speaker 1: seen anything or watched something recently you liked? Uh? Man,

418
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:10,480
Speaker 1: I have not watched anything lately that I can think of, Like,

419
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:14,760
Speaker 1: I really have not. Like I just finished up Big Brother.

420
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:19,040
Speaker 1: It's actually a good season. I watched The Challenge USA

421
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:23,800
Speaker 1: and then I read some exit interviews and I was like, wow,

422
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:31,040
Speaker 1: it was like whoa, um, but Survivor has started amazing

423
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,640
Speaker 1: race has started an amazing race. Are doing something cool

424
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:40,000
Speaker 1: this season? They're doing no non elimination legs, which tells

425
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,840
Speaker 1: me that they're getting less episodes. So what they used

426
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:46,800
Speaker 1: to do is like when when you the last team

427
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:50,000
Speaker 1: to arrive may be eliminated, and they would get to

428
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,080
Speaker 1: the mat and they'd be crying, Oh, Phil, it just

429
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,920
Speaker 1: one dar day. He's like, I am sorry to tell

430
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:58,560
Speaker 1: you you are the last team to arrive. We knew it, Phil,

431
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:04,879
Speaker 1: such an adventure. We're gonna these memories their lives. And

432
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,760
Speaker 1: then he goes, but I am happy to tell you

433
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:13,920
Speaker 1: this is a non elimination leg. Oh, there's a lot

434
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:18,600
Speaker 1: of emotions. But now that never happens. If you're last,

435
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,080
Speaker 1: you're out. There's no non elimination legs, which tells me

436
00:21:21,119 --> 00:21:25,679
Speaker 1: either they didn't get as many episodes or that's the

437
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,520
Speaker 1: only reason, because I used to think the producers just

438
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:30,320
Speaker 1: decided on a whim like, oh, we'd like that that pair.

439
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:31,800
Speaker 1: We want to keep them in. We'll make this a

440
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,840
Speaker 1: non elimination leg and give them another chance. But now

441
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:37,440
Speaker 1: there's no producers can mess with it. I still don't

442
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,080
Speaker 1: technically know what that means, and I feel that you're

443
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:44,000
Speaker 1: very passionate about this change for the season. Though. Yeah, well,

444
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:48,440
Speaker 1: amazing race is were you race and do different like checkpoints,

445
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:51,760
Speaker 1: you gotta do different activities or buildings or dance. You're

446
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,280
Speaker 1: supposed to be eliminated after every episode. Now they are

447
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,040
Speaker 1: it used to Yes, you'd think when you're in the race, like,

448
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,960
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, if I come in last, I'm gonna

449
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,000
Speaker 1: get eliminated, and feel makes it sound that way, and

450
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,320
Speaker 1: he's like, you know, and he always says, and this

451
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,400
Speaker 1: is the pit stop on this leg of the race,

452
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,520
Speaker 1: and when you get to the pit stop, the last

453
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,360
Speaker 1: team may be eliminated. So you don't know if you're

454
00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:11,920
Speaker 1: going to be eliminated. So when you come in last,

455
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:13,800
Speaker 1: you're really sad because you think, oh I could be

456
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:16,919
Speaker 1: eliminated and then he goes he gets you with the ah.

457
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:19,679
Speaker 1: But this season there is none of that. Automatically, if

458
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:23,000
Speaker 1: you are in last, you know you're eliminated. Gotcha. So

459
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:26,760
Speaker 1: there's a little less drama. No, there's still drama. Well

460
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,880
Speaker 1: it is, yeah, less drama because you're like, oh man,

461
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:32,040
Speaker 1: because there's no up and down of like, oh I

462
00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:36,880
Speaker 1: could get a second chance, right, yes. And another cool

463
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,399
Speaker 1: thing they're doing this year is well, I don't know

464
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,760
Speaker 1: if they're gonna do it on every leg, but on

465
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,040
Speaker 1: the first leg at least they did it. Is you

466
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:46,280
Speaker 1: could finish the checkpoints. You could do them in any order.

467
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:47,920
Speaker 1: So he used to you had to go to this

468
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,119
Speaker 1: one first, this one second, this, this one third, right,

469
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,720
Speaker 1: so then you knew how many teams were ahead of

470
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:57,280
Speaker 1: you by you would see him at that checkpoint, so

471
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,960
Speaker 1: you know, okay, or you'd see how many envelopes are left.

472
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,200
Speaker 1: But the problem is now is if one person team

473
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,720
Speaker 1: goes here to the at checkpoint A first and the

474
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,240
Speaker 1: other team goes to checkpoint B, you don't know if

475
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,160
Speaker 1: you're ahead or behind. So it's all kind of out

476
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:14,800
Speaker 1: of order. Now, Yeah, you're chaos. Okay, so you like this. Yeah,

477
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,000
Speaker 1: but then this last episode they didn't do that. They

478
00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:19,879
Speaker 1: just went in order, So I don't know if it

479
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:24,480
Speaker 1: was just the first episode. You're really really all of it.

480
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:28,240
Speaker 1: It's great and survivor freaking great. Love it. So Reality

481
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,480
Speaker 1: Season is basically back right now. It's back, and the

482
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,440
Speaker 1: Challenge is coming back on MTV. Yeah, I mean, it's

483
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,359
Speaker 1: gonna be great time. It's all right, But I have

484
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:38,920
Speaker 1: not I have not watched any movies. My wife she

485
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 1: doesn't like movies because she doesn't like to have feelings. Um,

486
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,680
Speaker 1: she doesn't like to feel So we don't watch a

487
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:48,440
Speaker 1: lot of movies. And it's hard with kids. They don't

488
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,399
Speaker 1: have time. Are your kids watching anything? Oh yeah, Spidy

489
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:54,919
Speaker 1: And is amazing, amazing friends? Oh yeah on Disney they

490
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:57,760
Speaker 1: like that one amazing the animated movie of that or

491
00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:02,480
Speaker 1: is that too? Uh? Oh no. In my four year old,

492
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:05,680
Speaker 1: he really likes Sonic the Hedgehog right now. Oh yeah,

493
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 1: that's a good movie. It's terrible. There's a second one

494
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:09,399
Speaker 1: that just came out. The only reason I like it

495
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 1: because of Jim Carrey. He reminds me of the Mask.

496
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 1: Yeah he does. He absolutely reminds me of the Mask.

497
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:17,440
Speaker 1: But yes, it's a terrible movie. But my son, I

498
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 1: mean there was a couple of weeks ago we watched.

499
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 1: He watched it almost every single I mean, that's the

500
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,520
Speaker 1: first thing he would say when he wadna, can I

501
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 1: watch Sonic? Dna? Can I watch Sonic? And I assume

502
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:28,399
Speaker 1: there's only the movies on Sonic or is there shows

503
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,159
Speaker 1: on him? Now? Now there's cartoons. I think it is

504
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:34,200
Speaker 1: like old Did he did your son watch Clifford the

505
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,880
Speaker 1: Big Red Dog? No, he's never seen that I show

506
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 1: him that. I'll show him that. Yeah, I need where's

507
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 1: that on Amazon? Yeah? I think it's on the Amazon

508
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,240
Speaker 1: is where I watched it because I read the book

509
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:45,920
Speaker 1: growing up. Oh yeah, Like, I just want to see

510
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,399
Speaker 1: what the movie's like. Yeah, we definitely a kids, so

511
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 1: it's a movie. Okay. Yeah. I try to get them

512
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 1: like they watched Curious George because I like Curious George

513
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,639
Speaker 1: as kids. So I make him read those books. And

514
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,680
Speaker 1: then we watched the TV show and they watched Baby

515
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 1: bum Do you feel like watching these things? At least

516
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 1: I know that I do. Whenever I watch stuff that

517
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,880
Speaker 1: I liked in my childhood, I'll still like it today,

518
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 1: even if it's cheesy, even if it's like geared towards kids,

519
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 1: I'll still like it. Well, here's the problem with me.

520
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,719
Speaker 1: I didn't watch much as a child. Like everybody's like, oh,

521
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,639
Speaker 1: Saturday Morning cartoons. I didn't watch cartoons. I had soccer

522
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,240
Speaker 1: games like my brothers, sister and I. We had soccer games,

523
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 1: So I was never at home like I watched he

524
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:27,440
Speaker 1: Man and Mickey Mallison, you know a little bit George.

525
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 1: I didn't watch Crys George, just like the books. Okay, um,

526
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,639
Speaker 1: did you ever read Junie be Jones books? Or is

527
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:37,640
Speaker 1: that a girl thing? Oh my goodness, Junie B. Jones

528
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:41,800
Speaker 1: is the best. Oh my good that the best was

529
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 1: Encyclopedia Brown. No, so many books my parents still have.

530
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 1: My sister used to read The Babysitters Club. Didn't watch

531
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:53,560
Speaker 1: the sounds really familiar. Oh my goodness, I'm sorry you

532
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 1: weren't a real girl. I read Junie B. Jones books.

533
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 1: And my mom also read Harry Potter books. To me, well,

534
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 1: that's just embarrassing. No, it's amazing. You want to know

535
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,200
Speaker 1: the best book my mom ever read to us? What?

536
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,200
Speaker 1: Let me tell you. Let me set the scene. We're

537
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 1: driving northbound, heading to Chicago to see her parents, my grandparents,

538
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,160
Speaker 1: and my mom's like, oh, we're gonna read a book

539
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,680
Speaker 1: on the way this year, you know. And so she

540
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 1: gets Where the Red Fern Grows, great book, and we

541
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:27,560
Speaker 1: finish it as we're pulling into their driveway and there

542
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 1: wasn't a dry eye in that car and my mom,

543
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, Mom, what in the world were you thinking?

544
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 1: Because it was a dog book she didn't know and

545
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 1: we were like, oh what grab grabb I mean? We

546
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,639
Speaker 1: still talk about this like whenever the road trip, Like

547
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 1: if they're driving here or we're driving, they're like, hey,

548
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,359
Speaker 1: you're gonna read the kids where the red Fern Grows,

549
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like it's still a family joke,

550
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 1: because it was like we all just bawled our eyes out.

551
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 1: The saddest thing I've ever read in my life. That's funny. Hey,

552
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,200
Speaker 1: I kind of love it. She was just trying to

553
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 1: educate you with a good buck, I know. Well, also

554
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:07,479
Speaker 1: speaking of some things you might have learned growing up.

555
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,200
Speaker 1: Coming in at her number six spot, you wanted to

556
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 1: key a car that had double parked. Oh yeah, I'm

557
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 1: so curious about this. I'm not gonna get into the

558
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 1: car parked because you did on the show and they'll

559
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,160
Speaker 1: hear that in the Bids Part two. What's the craziest

560
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:27,919
Speaker 1: kind of rage moment you've ever had? Um? And I'm

561
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,440
Speaker 1: gonna let you think about this because I also want

562
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 1: to tell a story about you. When we went to

563
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,919
Speaker 1: Mike Dy's birthday and we were at a movie theater,

564
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 1: Lunchbox truly does act like a vigilante because I remember

565
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,879
Speaker 1: I was sitting in the parking lot and we had

566
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 1: all walked back to our cars, and Lunchbox and his

567
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 1: wife were by me, and I was sitting there and

568
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:54,719
Speaker 1: I watched, I straight up watched somebody throw an entire

569
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:59,359
Speaker 1: bag of litter out the window. And I told Lunchbox,

570
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 1: I go, oh, my gosh, they just littered. What I do?

571
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 1: And I was like, because I didn't want to leave

572
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 1: the litter, but like, they were still sitting there, and

573
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,399
Speaker 1: I didn't want somebody to come after me because you know,

574
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 1: they're probably aggressive people if they did that. And you

575
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 1: were like, oh, I got this, and you went into

576
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 1: vigilante mode and you went, you're taking pictures to the

577
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 1: license plate and they drove off and then we picked

578
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 1: up the litter. But it was a whole thing. And

579
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 1: I remember that situation because you vigilante with the with

580
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 1: the trash litterers. Here's one thing you can tell a

581
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:34,639
Speaker 1: terrible human is if they litter like Littering is just

582
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 1: the absolute most lazy thing you can do. Yes, Or

583
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 1: if they dump an animal. Those are those are two. Well,

584
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 1: I think that's very rare. I don't. It's not rare.

585
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 1: It happens more often than anything. Well, I've never seen it,

586
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 1: so I'm just gonna yes, they're they're terrible people too.

587
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 1: But if you literally, if you are, if you're listening

588
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 1: this and you're a litterer, you're a loser. Just so

589
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 1: you know that, you're an absolute loser. Like you have

590
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 1: the trash in your car right you are driving somewhere.

591
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 1: Wherever you're driving. It does not matter where you're going,

592
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 1: there is a trash can. I promise you, No matter

593
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 1: where you are going, there's a trash can. So, Oh,

594
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: I'm driving to the beach. Guess what. The beach has

595
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 1: trash cans. Oh, I'm driving to go camping. Guess what

596
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 1: camping sites? They have trash cans. Wherever you're going to

597
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 1: park your car. While I'm climbing up a mountain, where

598
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 1: you park your car, there are trash cans. So there

599
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 1: is no need to throw trash out of your freaking

600
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 1: car if you're able to bring that. Like, Oh, I'm

601
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 1: eating a hamburger in my car, I don't want the rapper.

602
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 1: You brought the hamburger in your car. You can keep

603
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 1: the rapper in your car until you get to the destination.

604
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 1: You have a drink, you are I have a coke

605
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 1: in my hand, a plastic bottle. Just wait to get

606
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 1: home to recycle it, don't just throw it out the window,

607
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 1: you app sulute loser lou zer. I do not understand

608
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 1: people that throw trash out of their cars. Or just

609
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 1: if you're walking into a store and you just drop

610
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 1: it on the ground, the trash can is five feet away,

611
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 1: or you empty the trash bag into a shopping cart,

612
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 1: walk into the trash can, you loser. Goodness, I hate litterers. Sweet,

613
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna I'm just gonna keep going because just

614
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 1: do not. I will never understand what in your mind

615
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 1: thinks I should just throw trash out on the ground.

616
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 1: I won't even throw like gum out the window because

617
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 1: I saw a story about how birds will try and

618
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 1: eat it because I think it's food, and then they'll

619
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 1: die because it gets sticky in their mouth. Yeah, so

620
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 1: like I did that in middle school. Now I don't

621
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 1: even throw a gum out the window. Like banana peals, Yes,

622
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 1: they disintegrate, so it's okay. Sunflower seeds cool, like apples,

623
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 1: that's fine because if an animal can eat that, but

624
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 1: you're throwing trash trash, you're a freaking loo zer. I mean,

625
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,240
Speaker 1: I will even go to the extent if I'm taking

626
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 1: ram out and she's walking with me somewhere and she

627
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 1: goes to the bathroom and there's not any trash. Can

628
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 1: I'll take my little pip bag, put it in the

629
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 1: back of my Colne'll throw it out when I get home.

630
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 1: Another thing, people tell me, oh, you're such a jerk

631
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 1: for not picking up your dog's poop. Okay, how about

632
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 1: you idiots that sit there and you pick up the poop,

633
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 1: you tie the bag, and then you leave the bag there.

634
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 1: What's worse? Leaving the bag there is worse because guess what,

635
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 1: that plastic bag is bad for the environment. That's true,

636
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 1: it's absolutely. I mean, you take the time to pick

637
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 1: up the poop, but then you just leave the bag.

638
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 1: I see it all the time. You should pick up

639
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 1: the poop. That should also, I don't think so you should.

640
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 1: It's fertilizer. No it's not. You should, especially if you

641
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 1: have a big dog. Like ram Rammies are small, and

642
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 1: I still pick them up. But like I've seen big

643
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,959
Speaker 1: dogs and they just leave them and they're just these

644
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 1: if they poop file. What I don't understand is that

645
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 1: people that let their dogs poop on the sidewalk and

646
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 1: then they don't pick it up, or at least kick

647
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 1: it into the ground. You have to think about it

648
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 1: because if other people are picking up their dogs poop there,

649
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 1: they're probably go a step in your dog's poop that

650
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 1: you didn't pick up, but they poop on the sidewalk,

651
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 1: And I'm like, how do you let that happen? Like?

652
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 1: What do you? What? Do you? Well? So, I'm not

653
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 1: going to retweet you on this dog poop situation, but

654
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 1: I'll retweet you on the litterary. My goodness. Yeah, what's

655
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 1: your your craziest rage moment? I gave you plenty of

656
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 1: time to think about. Oh, I forgot all about that. Um.

657
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I don't really get rage.

658
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: I just you know, I get like, I mean, it's

659
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 1: the car key thing. That's not rage. That's called teaching

660
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 1: a lesson. It's called parenting. No, that's rage. It's called

661
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 1: like a little rage. It's so annoying that people are

662
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 1: so idiotic. I mean, I mean, I don't think it's eddie,

663
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 1: what's idiocracy? I don't know that idiotic. I don't know, Um,

664
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 1: but I don't think it's that. I think it's just inconsiderate.

665
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 1: People are very inconsiderate. Of others. I mean, did you

666
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,960
Speaker 1: see how bad that car was parked? Yeah, it was terrible. Again,

667
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: I mean it was like diagonal. They were only thinking

668
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 1: about their space, their time, what they were doing, very

669
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 1: inconsiderate of others. Like it's just like littering. Yeah, I

670
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 1: just don't have much rage. I don't know. You do

671
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 1: have some rage. You don't have any other stories, crazy stories,

672
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 1: Like I said, I just don't. I know, I'm not

673
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 1: a rageful person. I think you are a little rage monster.

674
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 1: But that's okay. Um, there's some good inside of you.

675
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 1: With a little or the rage monster comes out in

676
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 1: good too. Yeah, don't key any cards, Okay, I won't

677
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 1: not today, hopefully, No, not, hopefully. He's super fun interview

678
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 1: on the show this week, Craig Morgan came in and

679
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 1: talked all about his time in the military, talked about

680
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 1: his new memoir, and just so much fun listening to

681
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 1: him talk and share stories and facts about himself. He

682
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 1: has a really interesting life and if you missed that

683
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 1: interview at all, make sure you check it out Bobby

684
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 1: Bones dot com. We'll play it in the best bits,

685
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 1: just the bits, But lunchbox, listen to this. I'm listening.

686
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 1: I saved my own life while you drink water or

687
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 1: you breathe. No, I'm getting better at drinking water, but no, listen.

688
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 1: So I went and picked up food from a place

689
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 1: in town, and I had parked on the opposite side

690
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 1: of the street of the restaurant, so he had a

691
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 1: crosscross traffic. You didn't go to the crosswalk, No, no, no, no,

692
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: there was a crosswalk right there. That's where I was at.

693
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 1: I was walking across there and I went to you

694
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: pick up my food, my food, come back out. I

695
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 1: have three bags of food. I don't eat a lot.

696
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 1: There's just bread and they put I don't know why

697
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: the yes, I got pasta, I actually know. I got

698
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 1: it was Tapa's. It was Barcelona, my favorite place in town.

699
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,840
Speaker 1: Got it. And I'm walking out with my bags, and

700
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you. I see this guy making a

701
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 1: U turn in the intersection. Okay, right, He's like trying

702
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 1: to do it. He is not paying attention to anything

703
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: around him, got it. He's making this U turn and

704
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 1: I just see him floor it towards me and I

705
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 1: literally dropped my food bags. I threw my hands in

706
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 1: the air, and I was like hey, and he like

707
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 1: finally opened his eyes. He was one inch one inch

708
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 1: away for me. I am not kidding you when I

709
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 1: say I I felt the wind of the car on

710
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:48,880
Speaker 1: my shirt, okay, and he nearly hit me. And then

711
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 1: he just like basically like drove as fast away as

712
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 1: he can because he knew he literally almost had a

713
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 1: hit on his hands. So I just saved my whole life.

714
00:34:57,640 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 1: I had a yell at a man in a car. Yeah,

715
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 1: any chance you could have just dove out of the

716
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 1: way instead of yell them or run. No, it happened

717
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,840
Speaker 1: so like quickly. There was no chance. I was moving

718
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,360
Speaker 1: like I was literally in this spot and in like

719
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 1: five seconds, maybe this happened. I can. I can look

720
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:17,719
Speaker 1: back on it now and like for recall it. But

721
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,880
Speaker 1: it happened so quickly. I was in so much shock.

722
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:24,840
Speaker 1: That's very scarily Flory not me. That's scary because I

723
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 1: have done it where I'll be running and someone is

724
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 1: not looking and they're gonna turn and they're looking the

725
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:32,360
Speaker 1: other way and I'm hey, hey, hey, and then they

726
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 1: look and I might pay attention. I'll yell at them

727
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 1: or I mean, you know what I do a lot

728
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 1: is I'll hit the hood of the car, or hit

729
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 1: the side of the car, like if they pull up

730
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 1: like where they blocked it, Like they don't stop the

731
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 1: stop sign because they're idiots and they don't, and so

732
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,839
Speaker 1: I'll boom on the side of their car and they'll oh,

733
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,440
Speaker 1: they'll look, they get Maddie, you for hitting your car.

734
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 1: But guess what better than hitting me? That's true. Hey,

735
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 1: I'm proud of you. Oh man, what's your food? Okay?

736
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,400
Speaker 1: Though it was okay, thankful, It's just a bunch of potatoes.

737
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:02,799
Speaker 1: I was getting tapas datus from there, but literally lunch rocks.

738
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,359
Speaker 1: I was in shock driving home. I was like, holy crave,

739
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 1: I could have just been hit by a car. It's scary,

740
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,840
Speaker 1: right when you have those moments, Like one time I

741
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 1: was driving. I was with no teeth Keith and we

742
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:15,839
Speaker 1: were coming back. It was in Austin. We were coming

743
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 1: back from an Astros game, right we went to the Houston's.

744
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,320
Speaker 1: We're driving back to Austin and you got a picture it.

745
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 1: We're on a two lane road going you know west, okay,

746
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: and the other two lanes are going east, but there's

747
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 1: a grass like ditch in between. Well, we're in the

748
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: left lane going west, so there's a lane on our

749
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 1: right right, and then the grass ditches on our right,

750
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 1: on our left is on our right, on our left

751
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 1: is on our left. And he's driving. And I was

752
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 1: probably fourteen maybe, and I'm looking ahead and I'm like, man,

753
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 1: those headlights look like they're coming right for us. Right,

754
00:36:56,920 --> 00:37:02,280
Speaker 1: I'm like, that doesn't look right. And instead of saying anything,

755
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:07,839
Speaker 1: because if I say something, Keith turns a kid. Are

756
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,839
Speaker 1: you sure you have a discussion about it? Right? There's

757
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 1: not time for a discussion. Well I don't know if

758
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,360
Speaker 1: there was or not, but in my head there wasn't.

759
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 1: And so I just reached over and grabbed the wheel

760
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 1: and pulled us over into the right lane and a

761
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 1: car went the wrong way in our other lane. You

762
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 1: saved your guys's life. Oh yeah, Oh my gosh. What

763
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 1: did Keith say? We were silent for a minute and

764
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,879
Speaker 1: then we laughed, and then he was like, kid, Oh

765
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,800
Speaker 1: my gosh, you say, kid, I'm glad you just grabbed

766
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: the wheel. He goes, because I mean, imagine if we

767
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 1: would have talked about it for a second. Kid, Oh

768
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:48,880
Speaker 1: my god. I still remember to have slow reactions to like,

769
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 1: even if you told them it might not I don't know.

770
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 1: I just think when you're driving, when someone's driving and

771
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,920
Speaker 1: you're talking to them, there's gonna be a second of argument,

772
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,800
Speaker 1: no matter what, like there's gonna be some kind of discussion.

773
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 1: And there was no discussion. I literally just reached over

774
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 1: with my left hand and pulled the wheel and we

775
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 1: went in the right lane. Kid, what do you do car? Yeah?

776
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 1: That makes you that. I don't know about you, but

777
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 1: it makes me sit up in my seat a little bit.

778
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,319
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I don't want to do anything. I'll

779
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 1: just like sit there stick. But for some reason afterwards

780
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,360
Speaker 1: we laughed for a long time. Yeah, because that's a

781
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 1: that's a natural laughing is a natural reflex in times

782
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: of stress. Oh it was. It was scary. I mean scary, scary, scary,

783
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 1: Skit was scary. But yes, we would I would have

784
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:35,320
Speaker 1: been You would have never known me, never known me,

785
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,919
Speaker 1: the world would have never known. For your eyes, life

786
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 1: moments or they are not fun. It was it was

787
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:44,320
Speaker 1: like wow, man, like that. I think it's meant to

788
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 1: teach you something that like life is short and all

789
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 1: these things. But all I took of that as I

790
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:49,960
Speaker 1: literally almost peed my pants, lost my food, and I

791
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 1: was about to like go to jail for punching some

792
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 1: guys for hiding me. That were the only thing. I

793
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 1: don't think he would go to jail. Well, yeah, maybe

794
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 1: if you punched him atter you hit you, But I

795
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 1: don't think you would punch him because I think you'd

796
00:38:58,080 --> 00:38:59,880
Speaker 1: have been on the cement and it would have been

797
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,839
Speaker 1: that's probably true. You've probably been the ambulance and they

798
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 1: would have had to come and get you. Yeah. But hey,

799
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 1: you know, just a reminder in both of these situations

800
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 1: that involve cars, pay attention to the road people any respect,

801
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 1: the pedestrians and the cyclists on one of them. Don't

802
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 1: litter and don't freaking litter, you losers. Goodness gracious, oh man,

803
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 1: life but flashed before our eyes. Moments were good ones. Now,

804
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 1: we also had Employee of the month this week, and

805
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 1: I know this is disappointing for you, So we're not

806
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,800
Speaker 1: going to get into that. It is so stupid, It

807
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:33,879
Speaker 1: is so dumb. Hey, I just said, we weren't getting

808
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,800
Speaker 1: into it. It is so frustrating because there's a jury

809
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 1: that's supposed to vote, right, they voted for themselves, Like

810
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 1: you can't vote for yourself, Like what are we doing. Yeah, Hey, listen,

811
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:50,439
Speaker 1: I don't know who the jury I know, but that's

812
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,279
Speaker 1: like saying, oh, you know what I mean, Like, um,

813
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:55,839
Speaker 1: so you have to choose between Jim and Sally. I'm

814
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 1: gonna choose h Jeremy. What no, no, no, it was

815
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,799
Speaker 1: Tim or Sally or Jim or Sally. I don't say

816
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,839
Speaker 1: it was Jim, Jim and Salage Jim, and I'm gonna

817
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,720
Speaker 1: go with Amanda. No, no, no, no, that's not the choice.

818
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:13,759
Speaker 1: I don't understand. Hey, or Hey, Bill, Larry and Mo.

819
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to vote for either Amanda or Samantha.

820
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,839
Speaker 1: Isn't that a TV show? And Bill's like, I'm gonna

821
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,840
Speaker 1: vote for me? What? No, Bill, that's not a choice.

822
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 1: We get your point. With all these names. I'm very

823
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 1: sorry that happened to you. I don't know what I mean.

824
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:32,239
Speaker 1: I I dominated, like everybody knows, like I dominated, like

825
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,879
Speaker 1: I slaughtered this last few weeks months. Whatever you want talking?

826
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 1: Did I say slave? Savage straight savage that past few months?

827
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 1: And we're gonna give it to the guy on the jury.

828
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 1: Come on now, all right, well I mean whatever I mean,

829
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 1: tell us how you really feel. Um, I want to

830
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,800
Speaker 1: know what life's been life for you lately? Besides Employee

831
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 1: of the Month, what's been going on in your life?

832
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,840
Speaker 1: My life has been great. Um my wife went to

833
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 1: her a twenty year high school reunion. Yeah, um, hear

834
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:02,320
Speaker 1: a lot about this reunion. Yeah, she went and we

835
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 1: flew it. So I flew down to Houston with her,

836
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: uh to drop her and the kids off. And we

837
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:12,439
Speaker 1: got off the airplane and my wife carried my kids

838
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 1: suitcases off and they didn't say anything about it until

839
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 1: we got off the plane. Then my four year old's like, no,

840
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:23,319
Speaker 1: I want to do carry by jowcakes. Let's go back

841
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 1: on the plane. Let's go back on the plane. I'm like,

842
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 1: we can't go back on the plane. I want to

843
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 1: go back on the plane. I get garry my jowcas

844
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 1: off right and so and we got off at a

845
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 1: gate where a dead ends. So there's a bunch of

846
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,839
Speaker 1: gates right there. There's like four gates. So he lays

847
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:46,720
Speaker 1: down right in the middle, takes off both shoes, both socks,

848
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 1: rolling around on the ground, tantrum. Everybody's looking and I

849
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 1: look over and I'm like, is that Chris. Huh? If

850
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:03,800
Speaker 1: Chris is here, where's Gigi? There's Gigi? And I just

851
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 1: walk over GI give her a big old hug. Chris,

852
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 1: what's up? Dude? Hadn't seen him since I left college

853
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 1: twenty years ago. Two random people I went to college with.

854
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 1: We're sitting there getting about to get on their airplane,

855
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 1: and I saw him right when my kids having a

856
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 1: freaking meltdown. But how crazy is it that twenty years

857
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 1: twenty because they don't have social media lunchmins. I'm not

858
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 1: gonna lie. This is not where I saw the story

859
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:35,320
Speaker 1: going twenty years. I hadn't seen him, and I recognize

860
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 1: him right off the jump. It's pretty crazy. I mean,

861
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,439
Speaker 1: just totally not what I was extracting for the ending

862
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:43,439
Speaker 1: of this story. I left my kid laying there throwing

863
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 1: a fit, and I was like, I ask my kid

864
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 1: over there, he's just kind of throwing a fit and

865
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:52,479
Speaker 1: stop eventually. Yeah, But I was just like, I gotta

866
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 1: go see these people like that, just so crazy, Like

867
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 1: they don't they don't have Facebook, they don't on Twitter,

868
00:42:56,760 --> 00:43:00,760
Speaker 1: don't have Instagram, So don't talk to him. Just psalm,

869
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 1: nice little hello. And they remembered you, and you remember them.

870
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 1: They don't forget me, No one forgets me. When you

871
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 1: meet me, you don't forget. It was crazy. She lived,

872
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 1: Gigi lived down the hall for me in the dorms,

873
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 1: her and her twin sister Nice Gig and Gabby. And

874
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 1: I was just like, what up? You really do have

875
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 1: a knack for remembering names. Yeah. And I saw her

876
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 1: husband first, Chris. He was a couple of years younger

877
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 1: than us. I mean, it was crazy and this is

878
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 1: all that's been going on in your life? No, and

879
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 1: then my youngest son, he turned one years old, have birthday,

880
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:33,399
Speaker 1: baby Box three, So yeah, that's kind of crazy. He's

881
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 1: one years old. Like I've kept three kids alive for

882
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,799
Speaker 1: one year? Question, is it one year old or one

883
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 1: years old? One year old? He's a one year old.

884
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 1: He's not one years old, but you said one years old.

885
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. But my kids were so like my

886
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 1: older two and they always say how old are you?

887
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 1: Four too? And he's zero, he's zero. And I quizzed

888
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 1: him on his birthday, I said how old is any

889
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 1: and they go because I was thinking they were gonna

890
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 1: say zero, but no, they were on it. They were ready,

891
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,840
Speaker 1: they were happy to celebrate and the words yet Dada,

892
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 1: Dada is the best and he should have been employee

893
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 1: of the month. He said that, for real, what words

894
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: is he saying? Dada? Maybe a little bit of mama.

895
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,919
Speaker 1: And when my dog barks, when Waldo barks, he who

896
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 1: he barks too? He's got noise in there too. Pretty great,

897
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:23,359
Speaker 1: it's pretty great. So whenever Waldo barks, he barks, that's

898
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 1: pretty fun. Now, how do you feel you got all

899
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 1: your kids? You got three boys? I got three in

900
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:31,720
Speaker 1: the house. Oh man, it is kays. It is tiring,

901
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 1: it's fun, it's funny, it's cute, it's stressful, it's annoying,

902
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 1: it's frustrating, but it's awesome, you know, it's funny. We

903
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 1: were talking on the phone the other day and I

904
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 1: got just a glimpse into lunchbox dad life. We were

905
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 1: talking and all you hear in the background is all

906
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 1: the kids yelling around and all this payoffs. They'll come

907
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 1: up and talk to you, and you talk to him.

908
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 1: Then you get back to the conversation. You're like, no,

909
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 1: this is a good break. I need it. I was like,

910
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 1: I'll let you go. You're like, no, no, we're good.

911
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 1: And yeah, it's just I mean it's loud all the time.

912
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 1: I mean, they just they feed off each other and

913
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 1: they run around, they're crazy, and it's it's a lot

914
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 1: of fun. Though it's very exhausting, but it's so fun.

915
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 1: There's frustrating moments because they don't listen. You're like, ah,

916
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:13,359
Speaker 1: but for the most part, it's really I mean really cool.

917
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 1: And they're all in school childcare was to yeah, school,

918
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 1: whatever you want to call it, I mean daycare, childcare.

919
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 1: They're bringing home some illnesses, oh always, they always bring

920
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:28,319
Speaker 1: home some diseases and in germs, and they got their

921
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 1: gross their kids. Ah, and they're having fun, like socializing

922
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 1: stuff you're telling me. Recently, y'all had a fun weekend.

923
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:35,759
Speaker 1: They were out doing a bunch of Oh we went

924
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 1: we had a soccer game. Then we went to a

925
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 1: cultural festival and they had so much fun watching like dancing,

926
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 1: and they had a puppet show and musicians and foods

927
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 1: from all different cultures and we had ice cream. And

928
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 1: then we went to a brewery and played with a

929
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 1: bunch of like a couple other families in the neighborhoods.

930
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:57,319
Speaker 1: There was eight kids at the dinner. I mean feel

931
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 1: you want to talking about a waiter that probably hated

932
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,680
Speaker 1: his life with eight kids, But it was great because

933
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 1: they had like a little grass in front and like flowers,

934
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 1: but they just ran trampled through the flowers and I

935
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 1: was like, they're all dying anyway. It's the fall, so

936
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 1: it's okay, Like usually you have to go don't step

937
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 1: on the flowers. But I'm like, ah, so I was

938
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 1: like I had ain't a big deal. So yeah, it's

939
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 1: been great. It's been busy, but it's been fun. Then

940
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 1: we went to the Nashville soccer game on Sunday and

941
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 1: all they had to do is win and they would

942
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 1: um have a home playoff game. And they were playing

943
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 1: the worst team in the league and they lost, and

944
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:34,360
Speaker 1: my kids were getting a lot and my kids were

945
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 1: sad um, but they were excited because Walkers Zimmerman scored

946
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:43,919
Speaker 1: and so yeah, that's their guy. Yeah, so dad, life

947
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 1: is going great, dad line, and it's always like, oh

948
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 1: my good if you're yawning thinking about it, who to me? Yeah,

949
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 1: And my four year old still it likes to wake

950
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 1: up in the middle of night now Dad, Dad, I

951
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:04,239
Speaker 1: needed tell you something. And it's cute because it's like, oh,

952
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what I need to hug? Okay, So

953
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 1: I'm still not sleeping through the night because he just

954
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 1: wakes up. It's not every night he does it, but

955
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 1: just some nights he just wakes up, and I think

956
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 1: he had a good wake up surprise though at this

957
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 1: point where you're like, okay, no, not even a little bit.

958
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 1: Sometimes it is, but how about this. I mean, he

959
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:24,959
Speaker 1: wakes up middle night and then I think he throws

960
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,879
Speaker 1: his blankets on the ground and then he goes, dadda,

961
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 1: I want I need my blankets. Yeah, And I'm like,

962
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:35,920
Speaker 1: like the other night, he won't go dadda, dada, I

963
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 1: need to go potty. So I went down there and

964
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:42,239
Speaker 1: I was like, you are a big kid. You go

965
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 1: to the potty by yourself in school. You can just

966
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 1: go potty and get back in bed. But Dad, I

967
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 1: don't want to. I can't see in the dark. Do

968
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 1: you have the light up outlets for them? Now? I

969
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,360
Speaker 1: have one in the bathroom okay, but not in like

970
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 1: the hallway. I think maybe that one. I mean it's

971
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 1: one step to the bathroom room from their room, like

972
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 1: one step literally now literally one step more lights. Do

973
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:08,319
Speaker 1: you guys still sleep with your door open because they're

974
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 1: yelling and stuff? Is that apparent thing? Do you just

975
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:12,719
Speaker 1: sleep with the door open always? Or do you sleep

976
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:15,279
Speaker 1: at the door closed? We don't have a door. Oh

977
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 1: so no door for you? Yeah, so I guess we

978
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 1: sleep with it open. Oh man, well, I'm glad to

979
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 1: hear that everything. How's your life? How's um young or

980
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 1: late twenties life? You can call me like young Sheldon

981
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:35,360
Speaker 1: or something. I don't know, No, I don't. It is

982
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 1: late twenties. But it's good, I mean as good as

983
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 1: it can be. Right now. Things are a little crazy

984
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 1: and stressful, but that's life. And had my birthday. We

985
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 1: got some Oh this Wednesday coming up, I'm gonna be

986
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 1: doing another red carpet from the CMT Artists of the Year.

987
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 1: Oh really, Yeah, gonna go out. What do you mean?

988
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 1: What do you use? What do you mean? What are

989
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 1: you gonna do? We're gonna go do some interviews on

990
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:01,839
Speaker 1: the red carpet? So what is it? What is the thing? Though?

991
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 1: Just ask them all kinds of questions. But you know,

992
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:06,279
Speaker 1: what is the event? You're going to CMT Artists of

993
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:11,360
Speaker 1: the Year. Oh okay, So it's not like the CMA Awards. No,

994
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 1: probably to those that they just aren't up yet their

995
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: next month. But CMT Artists of the Year is a

996
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:17,719
Speaker 1: pretty big one. There's a lot of people that go

997
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:21,400
Speaker 1: and like Alan Jackson's being honored. Um, I believe. Let

998
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 1: me see who's our CMT Artists of the Year twenty

999
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:28,320
Speaker 1: twenty two. I know Walker Hayes is one, Um, Kane Brown,

1000
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 1: Luke Combs, Carly Pierce, Cody Johnson. Wait, I thought it

1001
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:34,840
Speaker 1: was one Artist of the Year. There's a lot of them. No,

1002
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 1: this year. Every year they do this, it's CMT Artists

1003
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 1: of the Year and they name like the highlighting artists

1004
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 1: who are like really artists of the year. I thought

1005
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,279
Speaker 1: you're saying artist of the Year and I was like, oh,

1006
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 1: so who's gonna win the award? Who's up for it? No,

1007
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:48,440
Speaker 1: but they're a big one and Alan Jackson is receiving that.

1008
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:51,319
Speaker 1: It's like the artists of a lifetime. Oh that's cool. Yeah,

1009
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:54,759
Speaker 1: maybe I should go cover that. Well you can't. We

1010
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:56,960
Speaker 1: already got to set up. But I mean I can

1011
00:49:56,960 --> 00:50:00,759
Speaker 1: always email. Yeah you had the email like last week. Yeah,

1012
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 1: but I'm pretty sure we can get it me in

1013
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 1: if we needed to. Okay, Well you can do that

1014
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:07,360
Speaker 1: if you want to. I support you. Thank you. Do

1015
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 1: you support me though, because I always support you to

1016
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 1: be mutual well, yeah, I always support you. I'm not hayting. No,

1017
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 1: I have that coming up and um so that's fun.

1018
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,400
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean more than that, just chilling, working,

1019
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:24,839
Speaker 1: working out, Yeah, playing a little banball. When a couple

1020
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 1: of guys up to know trouble good started making trouble

1021
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 1: in my neighborhood, I got one little fight and my

1022
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:32,359
Speaker 1: aunt got my mom got scared. I said, you're moving

1023
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 1: with your hand and uncling bell Air. Yeah, I said, yo,

1024
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:36,880
Speaker 1: homes a smellulator. When I pulled out the girls, I

1025
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,400
Speaker 1: was finally there. That's how I came in the press,

1026
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 1: the King of bell Air. Yeah, that was beautiful Vanilla. Yeah,

1027
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 1: you're so good and we're gonna thank you. We're gonna

1028
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:49,880
Speaker 1: come back from that. Coming in at that number three spot,

1029
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:55,239
Speaker 1: Amy revealed she's taking acting classes lunch. Don't don't do it.

1030
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 1: I see you opening your mouth and you got a

1031
00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 1: lot to say, but we're just gonna be We're gonna

1032
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 1: be nice right now. I didn't say anything. Yeah, I

1033
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:03,240
Speaker 1: saw you though, I saw you. How are your acting

1034
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:08,320
Speaker 1: classes right? Great? Amy's acting coach? I mean, probably overrated.

1035
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:11,759
Speaker 1: Probably I was asking about your acting class. Probably just

1036
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 1: taking Amy's money. He's like, man, Amy has no hope

1037
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:15,919
Speaker 1: of being an actress, so I'll just take her money.

1038
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 1: And you know, it's sort of like you know what, Yeah,

1039
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:22,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. Congrats Amy. Okay, well, I'm glad yours

1040
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:25,960
Speaker 1: are going. And this weekend you were acting and bad

1041
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 1: out of Hell and last night that's right. Today I'll

1042
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 1: be well, I mean, since we're doing this live on Saturday,

1043
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:33,359
Speaker 1: it's tonight, but you may hear this tomorrow. If you're

1044
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:36,440
Speaker 1: in Las Vegas right now exactly, go and watch Lunchbox.

1045
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 1: Where's it at Paris Hotel and Casino and you can

1046
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 1: get tickets at ticket Master and he will be in

1047
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,520
Speaker 1: there doing his line. So go see it. If you're

1048
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:46,360
Speaker 1: in Las Vegas and you're listening to this on Saturday,

1049
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 1: October eight, go watch Lunchbox, that's right, be there close,

1050
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 1: make a you know, drive, Hey, jump in the private jet,

1051
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: let's go. I bet some people have those outums holp

1052
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:58,040
Speaker 1: of them in private jet. I've never been on one.

1053
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:00,359
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, they're really cool looking. Yeah you've

1054
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 1: been on one. I'm to see them. Yeah, they're pretty cool,

1055
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 1: usually private, So I did see. On Twitter, though, a

1056
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 1: woman asked for people to share how straight men flirt,

1057
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 1: and it basically turned into this whole roasting session on Twitter.

1058
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 1: And I'm going to ask you if you've ever pulled

1059
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 1: any of these moves before. Okay, and you're in your

1060
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 1: dating so why is this a roast? I mean, what's

1061
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 1: wrong with flirting? Because it's it's not necessarily like a

1062
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 1: good way of flirting, Like there's there's charming ways of flirting.

1063
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:37,319
Speaker 1: These are what you would call either pretty um, either

1064
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:46,600
Speaker 1: douchebaggy or um old school or I just have you

1065
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:49,719
Speaker 1: ever sent a hard eye emoji in the DM as

1066
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 1: a reaction to somebody's story? What that's know? The hard

1067
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:57,839
Speaker 1: eye emoji? No, I didn't do dms Like guys, yeah,

1068
00:52:57,880 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 1: that didn't happen in your dating life. So that one's

1069
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 1: out there the rest of these And here's the thing,

1070
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 1: I don't use emojis. I'm a dude. Oh you'd be

1071
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:08,320
Speaker 1: surprised people. That's the thing sending in the reaction to

1072
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 1: a story on the d M. That's the thing guys do. Okay,

1073
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 1: Well that's what's how's that d bag? It's not that

1074
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:15,799
Speaker 1: one's not as bad, that's like that's just saying, hey,

1075
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 1: that's cool. Like, hey, cut my eye. There's some mothers

1076
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 1: on here. I ain't bad. Go ahead, next, ask the

1077
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 1: question when are you cooking for me? Good one? You

1078
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:30,399
Speaker 1: use that one for ye Did it ever work? Did

1079
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:31,920
Speaker 1: they ever cook for you? Oh? They kind of laugh

1080
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 1: like what I'm like? Yeah, when you cooing dinner? Yea,

1081
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:39,359
Speaker 1: he has a douchebag one. I thought it was pretty funny,

1082
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 1: but it never worked. Forebody line. Yeah, I mean they

1083
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:44,520
Speaker 1: may never cook for him and then we may made out,

1084
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:46,799
Speaker 1: But I mean I didn't really care about them cooking.

1085
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:49,800
Speaker 1: It's just a good opening line. Okay, alright, break the icebreaker.

1086
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 1: He did use that one, the classic did it hurt

1087
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 1: when You Fell from Heaven? It's a good one. You

1088
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:57,360
Speaker 1: use that one. No, I'm not used that one. That

1089
00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:59,480
Speaker 1: was too cheesy. Yeah, that was pretty cheesy. I won't

1090
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 1: lie though. There have been guys that I've tried to

1091
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:05,239
Speaker 1: use that on me. Yeah, in the DMS and in person. Yeah, um,

1092
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 1: there's one. There's ones I've used that I can't say

1093
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:11,480
Speaker 1: on this podcast. So yeah, I don't say them. Okay, Um,

1094
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 1: but yeah, I don't don't use that line. That's a

1095
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:17,839
Speaker 1: bad line. Okay, it's too cheesy, very old, very very

1096
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:21,240
Speaker 1: used up at this point. Have you ever asked where's

1097
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 1: my hug? Trying to get them to hug you give

1098
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:26,719
Speaker 1: you some love. No, I just know that's weird. That

1099
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:29,400
Speaker 1: seems weird. And there's some where's my hug? It happens.

1100
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:31,759
Speaker 1: In fact, I even talked to somebody the other day

1101
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:34,200
Speaker 1: that this happened too. That's weird. I should try that,

1102
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 1: see how some of these are a little weird. Where's

1103
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:42,520
Speaker 1: my hug? Have you said you're not like other girls? Yeah,

1104
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 1: here's something different, there's something different about you. Line. That's

1105
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:47,759
Speaker 1: a good one. Yeah, I mean, I don't know it's

1106
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 1: a good one. I'm pretty sure that. No, it is

1107
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 1: like you're not like most girls, Like there's something special

1108
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 1: about you. That's it. No, that's like a classic. That's

1109
00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:00,160
Speaker 1: a classic, like, oh we know a girl like I'm no, Oh,

1110
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:03,600
Speaker 1: come on, okay, I is saying that one. He's comparing

1111
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 1: you to other girls, which is not a good Snow.

1112
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:06,920
Speaker 1: It is because you're saying you're better than all the

1113
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:10,160
Speaker 1: rest because you're special. You can say you're not like

1114
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:14,080
Speaker 1: anybody that I've met before, but compared to other women

1115
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,200
Speaker 1: is not not a good way to help one woman. Well,

1116
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:17,920
Speaker 1: I'm saying you're like no one I've ever met, the

1117
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:21,600
Speaker 1: same thing. It's just a different word. Yeah, saying anyone

1118
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 1: men and women you've never met anyone like them before,

1119
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:29,280
Speaker 1: But saying you're not like other girls, pretty red flagging

1120
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:33,919
Speaker 1: I disagreement. Have you ever asked where's my invite? Yeah,

1121
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:36,799
Speaker 1: that's a good one. Yeah I guess, Oh, I guess

1122
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 1: my invitation got lost in the mail. I haven't bring

1123
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 1: up something that I did over the weekend or like

1124
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 1: random and lunchbox. I'll use that line still to this

1125
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:51,040
Speaker 1: day of like, oh he'll check his pockets. Oh no,

1126
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 1: text never came through. Sorry about that every time. So

1127
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:57,000
Speaker 1: that's you. Don't even just use that line all women.

1128
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,200
Speaker 1: You just use that one. Use it, just use it.

1129
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:01,360
Speaker 1: It's a good one man. And then I don't. I

1130
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:03,840
Speaker 1: don't think this one happened for you because Snapchat was

1131
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:07,520
Speaker 1: right after, but it was it's asked, do you have Snapchat? No,

1132
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 1: we didn't have that. I'm gonna tell you right now,

1133
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 1: lunchcuse me, you got my space? Hit me on my space?

1134
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:19,000
Speaker 1: That was old. Um. I will tell y'all like when

1135
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:22,200
Speaker 1: I was dating, the one thing, the one thing that

1136
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:26,600
Speaker 1: I hated hearing was instead of asking for my number,

1137
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:28,840
Speaker 1: let me get your Instagram. No, it was can I

1138
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:32,200
Speaker 1: have a Snapchat? Is number one? Red flag? Yeah, I

1139
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 1: don't understand why you want i'd have the number. No. Also,

1140
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:38,400
Speaker 1: because Snapchat is a sketchy app. You're on Snapchat like

1141
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 1: you're doing sketchy things unless you've been on it since

1142
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:43,880
Speaker 1: the beginning and you got fun friends and streeks going on.

1143
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:48,239
Speaker 1: But besides that, Snapchat is sketchy. Yeah, like sketchy things

1144
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:52,360
Speaker 1: are beating. That's that's where, like, you know, affairs happen.

1145
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:54,720
Speaker 1: That's where like you can send things and they go away.

1146
00:56:55,160 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 1: Oh you know Facebook? Oh yeah, affairs go on everywhere. Hey, hey,

1147
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:04,000
Speaker 1: Snapchat is the number one. Here's another one and nudy photos. No. No,

1148
00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say snapchats the number one. I would say, uh, work,

1149
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:13,160
Speaker 1: Oh what really? You don't think offices are is where

1150
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 1: it all happens. I mean, I guess in person, but

1151
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:18,640
Speaker 1: I think now with our technology culture that not as much.

1152
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 1: I could be wrong. I don't know, but I feel

1153
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 1: like good. I think it happens all the time at

1154
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 1: workplaces around America. Guys tweets and let us know if

1155
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 1: there's any affairs going on at your office, nobody's gonna know. Um.

1156
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,400
Speaker 1: But I do think snapchat is like high up there

1157
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:37,000
Speaker 1: because it's easy. It dissolves you got twenty four hours.

1158
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:39,640
Speaker 1: It's the whole thing over there. Okay, So yeah, that

1159
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 1: would always that when I was in the dating world.

1160
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:44,520
Speaker 1: If somebody asked me for that, it was an automatic.

1161
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:48,120
Speaker 1: I'm out you got Snapchat is not a good good look,

1162
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 1: my man. Interesting, Okay, I get it. I feel you

1163
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:52,600
Speaker 1: on that. That was one of my hard lines. That

1164
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 1: was your hard line. I got you them all right

1165
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 1: in at that number to spot. This week, Bobby shared

1166
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:01,800
Speaker 1: rejected segments and listen, Lunch, I'm gonna share I mean

1167
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:04,200
Speaker 1: really on this podcast. As I've told you guys before,

1168
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:06,680
Speaker 1: these are all my kind of personal rejected segments that

1169
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:09,000
Speaker 1: I pitch and they don't make it, so we use

1170
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:12,320
Speaker 1: them here. And these are some of my rejected personal segments.

1171
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:15,280
Speaker 1: But I pitched one that I wanted you to do, Lunch.

1172
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:17,480
Speaker 1: What was it? I wanted to see if you can

1173
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:21,040
Speaker 1: name these are the most streamed songs on the global

1174
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:23,840
Speaker 1: chart right now, and I wanted to see how many

1175
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:27,200
Speaker 1: of these artists you can name based on their song. Okay,

1176
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:29,960
Speaker 1: well it's easy. Are you gonna how am I gonna donna?

1177
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:32,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you the song titles if you can

1178
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:34,680
Speaker 1: do this, Okay, go ahead, Let's start with a real

1179
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:39,840
Speaker 1: easy one as it was as it was. Kama Kabeya,

1180
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:43,040
Speaker 1: no Harry Styles. Oh that's what I meant. No, that's

1181
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:48,160
Speaker 1: which meant. Super freaky girl. That's Megan the Stallion Club.

1182
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:51,600
Speaker 1: Nicki Minash like you're in the territory there. I was

1183
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 1: just guessing because I just saw her at the iHeart Festival.

1184
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:59,640
Speaker 1: Die for you, die for you, Yeah, I would die

1185
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:06,400
Speaker 1: for you. Think blinding lights. I don't know what blinding

1186
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:12,240
Speaker 1: lights means, but oh h you two know the weekend

1187
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 1: cuff it cuffet, Uh huh, cuffet cuffet, cuffet cuffet. Uh

1188
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:24,280
Speaker 1: kid cuddie No Beyonce Dan, I was close. This one

1189
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 1: is all over TikTok and all over social media right now.

1190
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:33,160
Speaker 1: Unholy Florida George Lyne. No, they do have a song

1191
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:37,080
Speaker 1: called Holy Sam Smith and Kim Petra. Oh Sam Smith.

1192
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:38,400
Speaker 1: I saw him, and I heart I should have known

1193
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:41,040
Speaker 1: that he can sing. Yeah, he can. He cannot sing?

1194
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:47,080
Speaker 1: Is just blowing up, doc, Please, Why won't you stay

1195
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:48,800
Speaker 1: or what is it? Yeah? He seems to stay with me,

1196
00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:54,160
Speaker 1: stay with me? Yeah, he said he I knew could sing.

1197
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:55,880
Speaker 1: I watched him in Iron I was like, dang, yeah,

1198
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:59,520
Speaker 1: he's got some pipes. I'm good, Blue, I'm add I'm

1199
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:02,760
Speaker 1: a diet not the original, it's a remake. Well, then

1200
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:06,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have no idea. David Gutta and bb rexa, Okay,

1201
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:08,640
Speaker 1: would I never got that? All Right? One more because

1202
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:11,200
Speaker 1: I mean, this is this is in a movie, a

1203
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 1: huge movie this year? Got it? What movie do you

1204
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:17,360
Speaker 1: think I'm talking about? Huge? Yeah? Okay? And the song

1205
01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:20,560
Speaker 1: is I ain't worried. I ain't worried about it right now.

1206
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:25,120
Speaker 1: It's really like have that Megan Trainer No One Republic.

1207
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:27,560
Speaker 1: He did terrible. My goal was to have you hear

1208
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:29,360
Speaker 1: the songs and try and name the artists. That was

1209
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:31,720
Speaker 1: my game. I yeah, well I did pretty good. Yeah

1210
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 1: you did terrible. Maybe you don't know songs very well

1211
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:39,600
Speaker 1: of the pop culture or current culture. That's fine. Listen,

1212
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:41,880
Speaker 1: I don't know the names of songs. If I hear it,

1213
01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:45,040
Speaker 1: don't know who sings it. Yeah, okay, you can play

1214
01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:46,560
Speaker 1: it for me and tell me and then play it

1215
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 1: to two songs later. I'm black man. I've never heard

1216
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:51,000
Speaker 1: this song before. There's not good at it. That's why

1217
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:52,520
Speaker 1: I wanted you quit you on these See how many

1218
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:54,080
Speaker 1: you knew? Yeah? I got like eight out of eight?

1219
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:56,560
Speaker 1: You know I did see This weekend, I went to

1220
01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:59,680
Speaker 1: John Party's concert Out of Sin in Nashville. Yeah. He

1221
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:02,680
Speaker 1: sings dirt on my boots. Got a little dirt on

1222
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:05,240
Speaker 1: my head over boots. Yeah, a lot of Boots songs.

1223
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:10,080
Speaker 1: And Tequila Little Time with You that's my favorite. That's

1224
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:12,760
Speaker 1: the song. It's called Tequila with Time with You. Tequila

1225
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:14,760
Speaker 1: A Little Time with You, like a kind of a pun.

1226
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:18,560
Speaker 1: I got it while I was at the concession stand.

1227
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:22,680
Speaker 1: I was getting some nachos and I was waiting, and

1228
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:25,000
Speaker 1: the person next to me, this couple, a guy was

1229
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:28,880
Speaker 1: getting them for his girl, and he bought the nachos

1230
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:32,520
Speaker 1: and proceeded to yell at her after you received the

1231
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:34,880
Speaker 1: nachos and said, no, you need to put more chips

1232
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:38,080
Speaker 1: in my box. He was like, I just paid eight

1233
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:41,280
Speaker 1: dollars for this and this is not enough chance, Okay,

1234
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:44,360
Speaker 1: what's wrong with that? And the worker, poor this poor lady.

1235
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:47,320
Speaker 1: She's trying to do her job, and she's like, sir,

1236
01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:50,240
Speaker 1: I don't have control over that, Like, I'm just here

1237
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:51,880
Speaker 1: to sell you the things, like I don't control the

1238
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:54,760
Speaker 1: put some chips on there. No, he made a huge

1239
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:56,440
Speaker 1: fuss out of it, and finally she did, just to

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01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 1: get them to go away. Well that's what I'm saying,

1241
01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:01,800
Speaker 1: like Kuda, But what does she care if there's extra

1242
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:03,520
Speaker 1: chips on there, like, just throw them on that because

1243
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:06,320
Speaker 1: I think there's something. There's no way they count how

1244
01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:08,120
Speaker 1: many chips you put on the damn box. No, I

1245
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:13,080
Speaker 1: think over time they count the chips over the quantity

1246
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:15,560
Speaker 1: that they have, and if it's less, I think it

1247
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:17,280
Speaker 1: gets pulled out of paychecks and step I do think

1248
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:20,360
Speaker 1: that does not does not happen. Well, it does not happen.

1249
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:22,360
Speaker 1: Let me tell you that it does not happen when

1250
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:25,120
Speaker 1: I worked at Dungannonnas. Let me tell you something. When

1251
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:27,480
Speaker 1: you come in and say, hey, I want twenty four

1252
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:31,400
Speaker 1: minis right? Oh I love a little squshy, don't exactly

1253
01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:33,840
Speaker 1: guess what. I didn't sit there and count twenty four.

1254
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:35,400
Speaker 1: I'd grab a hand full of handfum. Oh it's like

1255
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:42,520
Speaker 1: twenty four all right, But two you're cheaping them out

1256
01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:46,080
Speaker 1: of money or I never did that. You always give more, Yes,

1257
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:48,920
Speaker 1: you're sure, yes, okay. So to tell me that they

1258
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:52,400
Speaker 1: keep track of each individual chip, I think they just

1259
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:54,400
Speaker 1: do quantity over time. I mean, he was telling you.

1260
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:57,440
Speaker 1: I did go to the concession stand at Bridgestone and

1261
01:02:57,600 --> 01:02:59,920
Speaker 1: they do this thing where they put fries in cups

1262
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:03,560
Speaker 1: and so you can't get anything to dip them in,

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01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,400
Speaker 1: and they won't give it to you, and if they're

1264
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 1: out at the thing, they won't give it to you.

1265
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:08,760
Speaker 1: I went over and I tried to ask for m

1266
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:11,880
Speaker 1: a rectangle thing to put the fries in instead of

1267
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:14,320
Speaker 1: this cup, and she's like, no, we can't do that.

1268
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:18,120
Speaker 1: That's against our policy. No, I understand that, because those

1269
01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:21,120
Speaker 1: are physical items that you can count, you can't count them.

1270
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:24,600
Speaker 1: You can count bags of chips, you cannot count individual chips,

1271
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:26,680
Speaker 1: not individual ships, and saying bags of ships. But I

1272
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:28,600
Speaker 1: mean you drop some on the ground. Oh that's how

1273
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:31,840
Speaker 1: we lost some. I mean that, trust me, Yeah, trust me,

1274
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:33,400
Speaker 1: I know what I'm talking about. I'm just saying there's

1275
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:36,480
Speaker 1: a concession sins and they're just trying to do their jobs.

1276
01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:41,240
Speaker 1: You want to know what happened to me. Yeah, I

1277
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:42,640
Speaker 1: always want to know what happened to you. I was

1278
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:45,400
Speaker 1: at the cultural festival, right, yeah, and there's people walking

1279
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:48,000
Speaker 1: around with pineapples. They were drinking straight from a pineapple,

1280
01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:50,400
Speaker 1: and my kids were like, dada, we want one. I

1281
01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:52,720
Speaker 1: was like, that looks pretty good. So you go over

1282
01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:55,840
Speaker 1: get in line, and you pay for it, and then

1283
01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:57,560
Speaker 1: you go over here this other line to get your

1284
01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:01,200
Speaker 1: pineapple that they take the core out, put in a

1285
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:06,120
Speaker 1: blender and pour it back in the pineapple. Amazing, right, Okay.

1286
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:08,000
Speaker 1: I thought you were about to say, why did we

1287
01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:11,080
Speaker 1: do that? No, it was delicious. But we were waiting

1288
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:12,640
Speaker 1: in line and we paid, and then we're over here

1289
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:16,320
Speaker 1: waiting in line for our pineapple and I have three

1290
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:20,080
Speaker 1: kids and a wife with me, and the people in

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01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:24,160
Speaker 1: front of us move up probably three steps. Some lady

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01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:27,880
Speaker 1: comes walking goes, are you guys in line? And we're

1293
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:32,440
Speaker 1: like yeah, and she goes, well, the line's moving, and

1294
01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:34,240
Speaker 1: I would looked at her and I was like, it

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01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:37,600
Speaker 1: moved three steps. I'm not in a hurry to wrangle

1296
01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:39,800
Speaker 1: all three of these people and moving forward. Calm down,

1297
01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:42,800
Speaker 1: And the lady behind me goes, geez, someone needs to

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01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:45,360
Speaker 1: get it her pineapple in a hurry, you know what

1299
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:46,720
Speaker 1: I mean. We're all just like, I mean, did it

1300
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:48,800
Speaker 1: really move that far? Like did we I mean, are

1301
01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:51,120
Speaker 1: we like holding up the line for hours? No? It

1302
01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:53,760
Speaker 1: was like three steps, there's no point in moving up

1303
01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:57,080
Speaker 1: three steps. Like it was like, oh my gosh, woman,

1304
01:04:57,200 --> 01:04:59,280
Speaker 1: you need to take a chill pill that you've been

1305
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:01,840
Speaker 1: at the cultural so too long, maybe too much sun.

1306
01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:07,960
Speaker 1: Maybe you're a little angry, but relax r E L

1307
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:13,760
Speaker 1: A X relax. I do feel people are also in

1308
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:16,800
Speaker 1: this space where they feel very entitled to just about anything.

1309
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:22,160
Speaker 1: But it was just like the lines moving. Uh literally,

1310
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:24,200
Speaker 1: I can still touch the lady in front of me,

1311
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:27,320
Speaker 1: like you want me to put my butt to her butt?

1312
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:29,600
Speaker 1: Like what what do you want? You also talk about lines.

1313
01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:32,760
Speaker 1: People get very impatient in the lines. I hate lines,

1314
01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:37,640
Speaker 1: hate lines, very impatient, very impatient. I understand that, though, yeah,

1315
01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:40,000
Speaker 1: well that's what she was doing with you. But then

1316
01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:41,640
Speaker 1: you got mad at her for being impatient. It was

1317
01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:43,680
Speaker 1: a little aggressive, but you get impatient. I don't get

1318
01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:45,720
Speaker 1: in paid. I don't yell at people. Hey, the lines moving,

1319
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:48,440
Speaker 1: like I could see you say that though, well if

1320
01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:50,840
Speaker 1: they're if you're on your phone, like if you're in

1321
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:53,040
Speaker 1: your car and you're like, not going I'm gonna honk

1322
01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:56,200
Speaker 1: my horn. Yes, yeah, but standing there, it's not going

1323
01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:58,680
Speaker 1: any faster if I move up those two steps. Yeah,

1324
01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:00,800
Speaker 1: it may mentally think you're going faster, but guess what,

1325
01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:03,320
Speaker 1: you're still standing there. It doesn't matter if you're standing

1326
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:05,600
Speaker 1: fifty feet away until it's your turn. It doesn't matter

1327
01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:08,360
Speaker 1: how close you are to the counter. Because people feel

1328
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:11,720
Speaker 1: very entitled and they're unaware of their surroundings. They could

1329
01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:13,840
Speaker 1: cut you because of that gap in the line. Yeah,

1330
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,120
Speaker 1: if they're from Houston, they may cut me. I mean,

1331
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:18,680
Speaker 1: you know, that's how they do. I'm from Houston, I'll

1332
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:21,920
Speaker 1: cut you. That was not what I was talking about.

1333
01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:23,760
Speaker 1: That's what Jasmine said on the challenge a couple of

1334
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:26,840
Speaker 1: years ago. Goodness all right, well, yeah, the people are

1335
01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:28,720
Speaker 1: getting a little weird. Author it's getting crazy in the

1336
01:06:28,760 --> 01:06:32,640
Speaker 1: real world, A real world where we put seven strangers

1337
01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:35,280
Speaker 1: in the house. You got we stop being polite and

1338
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:39,880
Speaker 1: start getting real. Yes, you know in the number one

1339
01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:42,200
Speaker 1: spot this week, though, what do you think it is?

1340
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:45,240
Speaker 1: What did I do this? Weirdly enough? Though, in the

1341
01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:47,360
Speaker 1: last several best bits, you've been at number one, No

1342
01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:50,800
Speaker 1: way never at number one, So that happens. So it's

1343
01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:53,080
Speaker 1: nothing with me. I have no idea than we are

1344
01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:56,000
Speaker 1: in this segment. Well, yes, but we didn't do anything

1345
01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:58,280
Speaker 1: good if I'm not number one. Oh no, this is

1346
01:06:58,320 --> 01:07:02,919
Speaker 1: pretty good. I don't The psychic predicted that somebody would

1347
01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:06,120
Speaker 1: be leaving the show, and he thought, oh, I don't

1348
01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:09,720
Speaker 1: believe in psychics in this crap, I don't believe in psychics,

1349
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:12,400
Speaker 1: like they're so stupid, Like they did you give you

1350
01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:15,440
Speaker 1: a big general statement and then oh, I told you.

1351
01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:21,120
Speaker 1: I's right, Like I believe you will meet someone in

1352
01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:23,080
Speaker 1: the year twenty twenty three. Well guess what, We're all

1353
01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:24,680
Speaker 1: going to meet someone in twenty threwenty three if we

1354
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:27,600
Speaker 1: live that long. I mean, we're all going to meet somebody.

1355
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:30,840
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously, would you ever personally go to a psychic?

1356
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:33,080
Speaker 1: I've been, you have been. Yeah. When I was like

1357
01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:36,160
Speaker 1: fifteen or something, I was in Dallas and my friend's dad,

1358
01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:38,000
Speaker 1: Lauren's dad, was like, Hey, why don't we go to

1359
01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:41,640
Speaker 1: the psychic? Is me Lauren and Kathleen And we were

1360
01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:45,800
Speaker 1: going to Rockfest at Texas Motor Speedway, and so we

1361
01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:48,600
Speaker 1: went to a psychic and he was like, yeah, I

1362
01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:52,600
Speaker 1: see you meeting your soulmate at twenty four, and uh,

1363
01:07:53,160 --> 01:07:56,400
Speaker 1: you're gonna make a living in computers. I mean, couldn't

1364
01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:58,440
Speaker 1: have been more damn wrong. I don't know if I'm

1365
01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:00,480
Speaker 1: learning to say d word, but you didn't make a

1366
01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:02,760
Speaker 1: living in computers that did not have No, it didn't happen.

1367
01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:04,320
Speaker 1: So I was just like, I do believe her, though

1368
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:07,000
Speaker 1: she's at least been right before, so she has proved

1369
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:11,840
Speaker 1: that her things have stop stop she's not. Okay, let

1370
01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:14,919
Speaker 1: me ask you this. If somebody were to leave the show,

1371
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:16,840
Speaker 1: who do you think it would be? I don't know,

1372
01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:19,439
Speaker 1: it could be anybody. Just make a prediction. It's fun.

1373
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:25,560
Speaker 1: You make bets all the time, Bobby, Okay, good prediction, know,

1374
01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:30,680
Speaker 1: no idea like so, but if someone rears a very

1375
01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:35,680
Speaker 1: disconcerning face on but it's just like, okay, so if

1376
01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:37,759
Speaker 1: she's if no one leaves the show, then what happens.

1377
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:42,519
Speaker 1: No one's gonna remember exactly. But if somebody does, but

1378
01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:48,120
Speaker 1: so why they'll all remember. But I'm just saying, when

1379
01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:50,720
Speaker 1: people leave jobs all the time. Yeah, no, I don't

1380
01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:54,960
Speaker 1: think she's been, but nobody's left this job besides Hillary.

1381
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:58,600
Speaker 1: Recently she went and she has a new job before you,

1382
01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:01,640
Speaker 1: I mean, in the other girl, before you finish that

1383
01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:05,400
Speaker 1: and say five years. I'm just saying people leave. It happens, Yeah,

1384
01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:09,080
Speaker 1: I mean, you know Morgan number one left. I mean

1385
01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:13,040
Speaker 1: the people. I'm saying, like, people leave all the time.

1386
01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:15,600
Speaker 1: It's a job, Like, oh, I don't ever think that

1387
01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:17,400
Speaker 1: because I'm literally still friends with the three people that

1388
01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:19,639
Speaker 1: watch it. I mean, but it's just funny because it's

1389
01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:22,360
Speaker 1: like all right, like I don't know, Like I don't

1390
01:09:22,360 --> 01:09:26,120
Speaker 1: believe it. You're in and you can do research like

1391
01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:29,479
Speaker 1: oh you know, I don't know. Um, I just don't

1392
01:09:29,479 --> 01:09:32,080
Speaker 1: believe in psychics whatever. She's full of hogwash. Do you

1393
01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:37,000
Speaker 1: believe in hypnosis? No, but you got hypnotized. Remember you

1394
01:09:37,080 --> 01:09:40,400
Speaker 1: got hypnotize and I didn't. Do you believe in love?

1395
01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:46,240
Speaker 1: And love? Do you believe lehare longer? You're gonna keep singing,

1396
01:09:46,360 --> 01:09:48,240
Speaker 1: So let's share, right, I'm not gonna ask you to

1397
01:09:48,280 --> 01:09:51,760
Speaker 1: believe in anything else. Yeah, yeah, that's share all right? Well,

1398
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:54,720
Speaker 1: lunch box, thanks for joining me, Yeah hanging out. Hey,

1399
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:56,640
Speaker 1: thanks for having me on Saturday. I gotta hurry up.

1400
01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:58,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna miss my flight. I'm gonna miss I do

1401
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:00,599
Speaker 1: have one more question though, for you get the Vegas

1402
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:03,559
Speaker 1: what Yeah, go ahead, ready, I'm scrolling through my list

1403
01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:05,760
Speaker 1: of random questions. Hear me. Okay, hold on, I gotta

1404
01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:07,400
Speaker 1: fine one. I'm gonna do what I do with my kids.

1405
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:13,040
Speaker 1: Five four three. Okay, what's the most on your body?

1406
01:10:13,320 --> 01:10:15,760
Speaker 1: Turn the water off? I don't know what turn the

1407
01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:17,599
Speaker 1: water because they like to play in the water. What's

1408
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:19,679
Speaker 1: the most ticklish part of your body? I'll probably bottom

1409
01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:22,400
Speaker 1: my feet. Oh feet to glish. Yeah, I feel bad,

1410
01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:25,160
Speaker 1: yeah you Yeah, I'm definitely take clashed on my feet.

1411
01:10:25,760 --> 01:10:27,439
Speaker 1: I do not like people touching my feet. But but

1412
01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:30,760
Speaker 1: my neck because I still have my neck phobia. Well

1413
01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:32,760
Speaker 1: that's weird. Yeah, because of Dracula when you got you

1414
01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:35,760
Speaker 1: that one time. Yeah, apparently in my past life. That's

1415
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:39,840
Speaker 1: so Weirdracula got you. Oh god, nobody I feel it

1416
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:45,200
Speaker 1: makes me feel crazy. So my feet in my neck? Yeah, definitely,

1417
01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:46,960
Speaker 1: the bottom of my feet. Definitely the bottom of my feet.

1418
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:49,840
Speaker 1: So we're takelish feet over here. Any any listeners out there,

1419
01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:51,320
Speaker 1: don't try to take the bottom of my feet. I

1420
01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:53,920
Speaker 1: don't like it. That would be weird if that happened. Yeah,

1421
01:10:54,040 --> 01:10:55,760
Speaker 1: it would be weird either way. So just don't do

1422
01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:57,960
Speaker 1: it either way, all right, Well, hanging out of me. Hey,

1423
01:10:58,000 --> 01:10:59,519
Speaker 1: thanks for having me, guys. I hope you enjoyed this

1424
01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:01,960
Speaker 1: and remember or tweet us about your office affairs. Okay,

1425
01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:04,799
Speaker 1: what please don't. I don't want to be involved Lunchbox.

1426
01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:06,680
Speaker 1: So people where they can hear you, find you, and

1427
01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:09,120
Speaker 1: where they can see you. Tonight tonight I will be

1428
01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:12,559
Speaker 1: at the Parent Well I mean yeah, tell them they

1429
01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:15,280
Speaker 1: might be there the Paris Hotel and casino bad out

1430
01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:17,080
Speaker 1: of Hell. But you can follow me on all the

1431
01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:20,320
Speaker 1: socials Radio Lunchbox and hey, you didn't give enough for

1432
01:11:20,439 --> 01:11:23,040
Speaker 1: me on the regular show this show, then you got

1433
01:11:23,160 --> 01:11:25,559
Speaker 1: to check out the Sore Losers podcast Eddie Ray and myself.

1434
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:28,640
Speaker 1: We do a sports podcast that is some sports, a

1435
01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:31,439
Speaker 1: lot of laughter and a bunch of idiots talking. So

1436
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:35,120
Speaker 1: thanks guys, have a great day, and I'm web girl

1437
01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:37,200
Speaker 1: Morgan on all the things, and make sure you follow

1438
01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:39,680
Speaker 1: the show at Bobby Bones Show. Thank you guys for

1439
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:43,160
Speaker 1: hanging out with me, Lunchbox. Good luck tonight. To be

1440
01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:47,680
Speaker 1: or not to be that is the question, y'all. Have

1441
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:49,439
Speaker 1: a great weekend. I love you, Bike