Speaker 1: Start up, dot up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 2: Start up, dot up, dot up.
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Speaker 1: dot dot up. Episode three fifty two. Welcome to the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys Podcast. My name is Scary Jones. This is
Speaker 1: David Brody over here over here, over there. I'm over
Speaker 1: there now. Yeah, what's going on, David Brody? How you
Speaker 1: feeling tonight? I'm good, it's uh, well, it's a what
Speaker 1: is it?
Speaker 2: Wednesday?
Speaker 1: Wednesday? Man Wednesday? And when you're when you Wednesday night,
Speaker 1: when you're not working, you lose track of the days, right.
Speaker 2: Lose track of the days. Uh, you know what.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm a little flustered because you know, I'm
Speaker 1: a Mets fan and as am I am home tonight.
Speaker 1: I am home tonight to watch the game, so no
Speaker 1: one can ruin it for me, right, and I would
Speaker 1: have preferred if someone ruined it for me, because they're
Speaker 1: losing six nothing and maybe uh losing their way out
Speaker 1: of the playoffs. So I think they it's a foregone
Speaker 1: conclusion they already lost their way out of the playoffs.
Speaker 1: I mean, and our football teams are both ow and
Speaker 1: three at this point. Terrible. New York is owing six
Speaker 1: in National Football League if but who's county the Yankees doing?
Speaker 1: The Yankees are doing well. We're not Yankees. And you
Speaker 1: know who else is doing well? The former quarterback of
Speaker 1: the New York Giants, Daniel Jones is crushing it with
Speaker 1: the cults. He had he had two good weeks. His
Speaker 1: last week was okay, he still three and O god?
Speaker 1: What why is it these players see? I really believe
Speaker 1: they can't play and take the heat. It's playing under
Speaker 1: the New York City lights, the big lights. A lot
Speaker 1: of these players they choke when they come to New York.
Speaker 1: What's the matter, Brody? I don't know if that's the
Speaker 1: kid over there. Oh, the Pirates just scored a run.
Speaker 1: They're up three to We're hoping they beat the Reds.
Speaker 1: Sorry if you're a Reds fan anyway, this is not
Speaker 1: a sports podcast.
Speaker 2: No, let's get off sports.
Speaker 1: No, but let's talk about let's talk about choking under
Speaker 1: the pressure. Are you're having your big moment in New York? Think?
Speaker 1: I mean, so many players have been awesome before they
Speaker 1: got here. I'm talking about general sports. In all the sports,
Speaker 1: A lot of players were great before they got here.
Speaker 1: They get here, they're underwhelming. They can't take the heat,
Speaker 1: they can't take the criticism, the press, the fans, and
Speaker 1: then they do horribly and then they leave and then
Speaker 1: they continue on their path of success. So what is
Speaker 1: it about? Is there too much pressure about being here
Speaker 1: in New York City? And I'm just gigibrilizing. Now take
Speaker 1: a breath. Yeah, Okay, that was a very long question.
Speaker 1: All right, weird that was almost too your weird out question.
Speaker 1: That was your weird out questions. It's gonna here's what
Speaker 1: I'll say about New York. Everything here is magnified. So
Speaker 1: like after the game, when the reporters come to your locker,
Speaker 1: it's forty reporters, not three, right, And a lot of
Speaker 1: times guys who grew up in small town America, it's
Speaker 1: a lot for them, even though they played college ball.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of attention, it's a lot of fan reaction,
Speaker 1: and there's a lot.
Speaker 2: Of pressure to win.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe more so in bigger cities where you have
Speaker 1: you know, in the New York Tristate area, you've got
Speaker 1: twelve to thirteen million people right the general area, So
Speaker 1: that's a lot of people. Right. You can't walk down
Speaker 1: the street. Maybe you're not comfortable going out at night
Speaker 1: in the city because you're you're a farm boy or something.
Speaker 1: It's a lot and I would imagine if you're a
Speaker 1: city boy, you know, going to play for a small
Speaker 1: town team, maybe you don't do as well, you're not
Speaker 1: as happy to live in a small town. But I
Speaker 1: think it's a cliche to say that most players can't
Speaker 1: handle the pressure. I think I think there's definitely a
Speaker 1: small amount. But whatever team you root for in professional sports,
Speaker 1: you only remember the players that did well somewhere else,
Speaker 1: and you're always gonna.
Speaker 2: Go, oh, nobody does well. They always did the best.
Speaker 1: There's also players that don't do well other places come
Speaker 1: to New York and thrive. There's both sides of the
Speaker 1: both sides of the story then, all right, But I
Speaker 1: only see it one way because I just see all
Speaker 1: these big name players being signed with these crazy, crazy
Speaker 1: bonuses and awesome paychecks, and and then they I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 1: you're in the this is your spot, this is the time,
Speaker 1: this is why we pay you, and then they strike out.
Speaker 1: So money doesn't money doesn't help you. Wan So is
Speaker 1: having an MVP year? What are you talking about? I
Speaker 1: know but I know, but he he comes up in
Speaker 1: big spots and I don't know the ones that I'm
Speaker 1: sorry the team that he's carrying the team the last
Speaker 1: two months. He's one of the hottest players in baseball.
Speaker 1: I know, but you you're a headline reader. I just
Speaker 1: I just see him. No, he could have he could
Speaker 1: have done something for us the other night, and I
Speaker 1: don't know. Never mind, forget it. I don't want to
Speaker 1: get it. We're not it is not a sports podcast.
Speaker 1: But you hold on. Are you saying Juan Soto a
Speaker 1: place for the Mets? If you don't know, is one
Speaker 1: of those guys who doesn't come through every time like
Speaker 1: some players do. Nobody comes through every time. You know,
Speaker 1: a Hall of Fame baseball player fails seven out of
Speaker 1: ten times. No, that's a crazy stat. Well, a three
Speaker 1: hundred hitter, a three hundred seven out of ten times.
Speaker 1: No other sports I like that. If you shoot three
Speaker 1: hundred percent in basketball, you're out of a job. You're
Speaker 1: out of a job. If you complete, if you complete
Speaker 1: thirty percent of your passes in football, you're out of
Speaker 1: a job. You're out of a job. In baseball, that's
Speaker 1: a good thing. You're in the Hall of Famer, right, So,
Speaker 1: because again the old expression, hitting a round ball with
Speaker 1: a round piece of wood and hitting squarely is the
Speaker 1: hardest thing to do in professional sports that some people
Speaker 1: would say. You know, I listen, race car driving is
Speaker 1: very difficult as a lot of things. But hitting one
Speaker 1: hundred mile an hour baseball with a piece of wood
Speaker 1: and making it go somewhere you want is very difficult.
Speaker 1: I heard not listen not to continue on the sports team,
Speaker 1: but you know, uh in sports tip here. But you
Speaker 1: and I worked in New York radio and we succeeded somehow.
Speaker 2: We handled the pressure.
Speaker 1: We did we did, Okay, I hear that in football
Speaker 1: the punter who has to kick a kick a weird
Speaker 1: a weird shaped object, you know, and you don't know
Speaker 1: where it's gonna go. Uh, the punter is is is
Speaker 1: a dying art. And uh, they're using the punter less
Speaker 1: and less because more teams are going for it on
Speaker 1: fourth down, so they don't really need the punter as
Speaker 1: much as they used to. They're not punting the ball
Speaker 1: away they're going And I think it's then we don't
Speaker 1: do a sports podcast. But the punter is talking about
Speaker 1: the least important one of the least important players on
Speaker 1: a football team.
Speaker 2: That's how deep we're going sports.
Speaker 1: We're going all we going all the way in tonight,
Speaker 1: We're going balls deep on sports balls. I mean basketball, football, baseball,
Speaker 1: pick your ball. I'm kidding anyway. No, I just read
Speaker 1: that little stat and I was wondering. Yeah, okay, that
Speaker 1: reminds me on Slice Time earlier this week, Slice Time
Speaker 1: for episode three fifty one. I've promised to do my
Speaker 1: my bulls balls joke. Okay, I think you should do
Speaker 1: it right here. All right, this is a joke I've
Speaker 1: been telling since I'm like eight years old. I don't
Speaker 1: know a lot of jokes because I'm not a joke teller.
Speaker 1: I say things that are funny. I say funny things.
Speaker 1: I say things funny, right that. That's like, that's what
Speaker 1: a comic does. He says things in a funny way. Right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So okay, for those who care, I care, this this happened,
Speaker 1: This happened a long time ago. Francisco Abere is just
Speaker 1: homeward and now it's six to one. Oh whoohoo. All right,
Speaker 1: by the time you hear this podcast, all of this
Speaker 1: will be irrelevant. But continue. Yeah, okay, so this guy
Speaker 1: goes to Mexico. Yeah, and he's by himself on a
Speaker 1: business trip. Yeah, and he goes into somebody recommended a
Speaker 1: restaurant that he goes into. He goes into a restaurant
Speaker 1: and he says to the waiter, listen, I'm mean here
Speaker 1: by myself tonight, I'm on business. Uh what do you got?
Speaker 1: What's the specialty here? What should I have? And the
Speaker 1: waiter system signor you should have bulls balls? Bulls balls.
Speaker 1: It's a he says. So he says, let me, let me,
Speaker 1: let me, let me go back a second. He says,
Speaker 1: I got you just have the special.
Speaker 2: So he's like, you bring me a special whatever it is.
Speaker 1: So he brings in this plate and it's two giant
Speaker 1: round balls covered in in a in a red sauce. Right,
Speaker 1: and he says what is it? And he says bullsballs.
Speaker 1: He says, bullsballs. Just signor it's a good delicacy. You
Speaker 1: will love it. Try the bulls balls. They're fantastic. So
Speaker 1: he takes a bite of one and he's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's so tender, so delicious. He eats it,
Speaker 1: loves it, goes back three or four nights in a row,
Speaker 1: every night to the same restaurant.
Speaker 2: He gets bullsballs, loves it.
Speaker 1: So it's his last night in Mexico before he's flying
Speaker 1: back to America on his from his business trip.
Speaker 2: He goes in, he goes, give me a special.
Speaker 1: They bring it out and it's it's two they're very
Speaker 1: small balls on the plate in red sauce, and he
Speaker 1: calls the waiter. Nobody says, uh, signor, I've been here
Speaker 1: every night this week.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 1: Why are they so small? And the waiters says, senor.
Speaker 1: Sometimes the bullwinds very funny. Yes, I get it, very nice,
Speaker 1: David Brody, I like that. I wish I had a timpany.
Speaker 1: I wish i'd kind of a rim shot for you.
Speaker 1: But all right, well that's one of the jokes I've
Speaker 1: been telling since I'm a kid. All Right, I don't
Speaker 1: you remember jokes, but that one's an easy one. Your
Speaker 1: your go to. All Right, remember that next time. Sometimes
Speaker 1: the bull wins. And if you're at a party and
Speaker 1: things are looking glum, people aren't having fun, you shoot,
Speaker 1: you too, should tell the bulls balls joke. It'll be
Speaker 1: a crowd. I have I think, I think in my
Speaker 1: life I have three jokes. So maybe some other time
Speaker 1: I'll do another one of them, one of the three. Ye,
Speaker 1: we will be right back. Uh, yeah, I have a
Speaker 1: few offensive ones I'm not gonna tell. I was thinking
Speaker 1: during the break there. Yeah, I'm just gonna move on. Whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1: If you have an offensive jokes before this podcast is over,
Speaker 1: I think the slices and I would like to hear it.
Speaker 2: I know Reggie would like to hear it.
Speaker 1: Reggie there, Now, is it offensive dirty sexual? Or is
Speaker 1: it like racial and offensive to minority groups like some
Speaker 1: of your jokes are. Yes, I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 1: And by the way, I'm just I'm just joking. Scary
Speaker 1: doesn't tell jokes like that. No, no, but I've heard
Speaker 1: a few of them. All right, all right, hey, yeah ahead.
Speaker 1: I have a couple of problems that I've had in restaurants,
Speaker 1: but this one had nothing to do with service, and
Speaker 1: I wanted to run it by you to see your thoughts,
Speaker 1: and if you're a server, I would like you to
Speaker 1: leave us a talk back which with your thoughts on
Speaker 1: if you would do this or what you think of
Speaker 1: this waiter. So I went to see my one of
Speaker 1: my favorite meetians, Gary Goleman g U L M A N.
Speaker 1: I've talked about him on the podcast before. I believe
Speaker 1: brilliant comedian. And I went with my friend Paper Menu
Speaker 1: and two of his friends. So the four of us
Speaker 1: went to a comedy show and we drove up to Poughkeepsie,
Speaker 1: New York. So if you're listening to Poughkeepsie, you're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, he just said Poughkeepsie. So it's it's
Speaker 1: about an hour and a half drive up to Poughkeepsie.
Speaker 1: It's a cute little town, very nice, and we went
Speaker 1: to a nice theater, but we got there maybe forty
Speaker 1: five half hour, forty minutes before the show started. So
Speaker 1: one of the guys says, hey, why don't we walk
Speaker 1: to the restaurant we were gonna go to dinner at
Speaker 1: because we canceled dinner plans at the last minute. Why
Speaker 1: don't we walk over there, get a pregame drink, and
Speaker 1: then we'll go to the show. So I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, well we'll go over there. So we went
Speaker 1: to a restaurant I'm gonna say who it is because
Speaker 1: I'll give a f called Millhouse in.
Speaker 2: Very nice place. In fact, it was packed. It's like
Speaker 2: it looks like.
Speaker 1: A giant like all armhouse or a really nice looking
Speaker 1: big restaurant.
Speaker 2: It was packed.
Speaker 1: It's all like woodenside, like a barn, sort of like
Speaker 1: very rustic motif. The place was had a lot of
Speaker 1: It was very busy, and we were there on Saturday night,
Speaker 1: so I get it, you know, busy place.
Speaker 2: And we're standing at the bar. Now, the way the
Speaker 2: bar is. The bar is.
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of rooms because it's like a house
Speaker 1: right in this room. The bar is on the short
Speaker 1: side of the big room against the wall, and then
Speaker 1: two thirds of the room is tables.
Speaker 2: You got it so far?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so imagine the tables are yeah, the two
Speaker 1: thirds of the room table okay. So all the seats
Speaker 1: at the bar are taken, and at the bar there's
Speaker 1: TV sets and there's baseball games on and whatever's going on.
Speaker 1: And we just walked maybe five blocks from the theater,
Speaker 1: and I was a little crampy from the car ride,
Speaker 1: so I wanted to sit down. So there's a table
Speaker 1: of four top table right by the bar, right where
Speaker 1: where the tables begin, right, and it's maybe six or
Speaker 1: seven feet from the bar, but nobody's sitting there. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's now. I sit down around seven thirty five. Show
Speaker 1: starts at eight. Okay, yeah, seven thirty five. I sit
Speaker 1: down at the table. I make sure to turn the
Speaker 1: chair around so I'm not sitting at the table. I'm
Speaker 1: not touching the silverware'm not touching the napkin. I'm just
Speaker 1: sitting in a chair. And my friends are all standing
Speaker 1: right there okay, drinking, drinking beers.
Speaker 2: Whatever they had.
Speaker 1: And a waiter comes over and he says, excuse me,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna need you to get up.
Speaker 2: I said, why, what's the matter?
Speaker 1: He says, I have a reservation for that table, So
Speaker 1: I said, so, I said, well, all right, well when
Speaker 1: they come, I'll be glad to get up. Now I
Speaker 1: need the table's reserved, so I need the table, all right,
Speaker 1: no problem. So I stand up, I put the chair
Speaker 1: back where it is, and we stand there. Now it's
Speaker 1: seven thirty seven. Scary, we wait, we were there until
Speaker 1: seven forty six. Yeah, so another ten minutes roughly, Yeah,
Speaker 1: nobody came for the table. So my question is, was
Speaker 1: the reservation for seven thirty and at seven thirty seven
Speaker 1: he tells me to get up when they're not there yet?
Speaker 1: Or is the reservation for seven forty five because they
Speaker 1: weren't there, or is the reservation for eight The reservation
Speaker 1: was for eight o'clock, guaranteed guaranteed eight o'clock reservation, right,
Speaker 1: So why is he making me get up at seven
Speaker 1: thirty seven for some But there's nobody coming.
Speaker 2: There's nobody there.
Speaker 1: We left at seven forty eight, roughly seven forty seven.
Speaker 1: There was nobody there, nobody your juju around that table.
Speaker 2: He doesn't know my religion, but.
Speaker 1: He didn't. That guy's an asshole? Am I wrong? He's
Speaker 1: an asshole. He could have let you hang out a
Speaker 1: few more minutes. I mean, what he probably didn't want
Speaker 1: was the incoming party to look and see you sitting
Speaker 1: in their seat from a distance, and then you like,
Speaker 1: he shoes you away and then they're like someone was
Speaker 1: just sitting there. They don't want to when people walk
Speaker 1: into it wasting on the plates. When people walk into
Speaker 1: a venue, they want to walk into they want to
Speaker 1: walk into the restaurant, they want to walk in to
Speaker 1: see their table, like ready to roll clean. Nobody there.
Speaker 1: You're like literally completely empty the entire space. You ran
Speaker 1: the riss Would you care? It's attiquette by the way,
Speaker 1: I'm coming back to myself again, and it's coming back again.
Speaker 1: It's coming through your No, it's not, it's you my
Speaker 1: How can my equipment loop back? You have the you
Speaker 1: have the board there, it's your four million dollar appointment.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's throwing me a little bit. All right,
Speaker 1: it's gone anyway. So what I'm telling you is when
Speaker 1: you be offended. If you came to your table and
Speaker 1: someone was sitting in a chair turned around yes, and
Speaker 1: and I got yes, I'd be pissed. Pissed.
Speaker 2: You'd be pissed.
Speaker 1: That's because you think nobody sits in those chairs before
Speaker 1: you get there. How fancy is this place? I just
Speaker 1: told you it's like a rustic old farmhouse, still a restaurant, okay,
Speaker 1: but you asked me how fancy it was, because you know,
Speaker 1: damn well, it's not fancy.
Speaker 2: If it was fancy, it.
Speaker 1: Is it a ball okay, if it was a bar,
Speaker 1: if it was Chili's, if it was you know, then
Speaker 1: who cares, you know? But if you have a resermetation casual,
Speaker 1: it's a casual dining place. I think there was a
Speaker 1: bar five feet away and these were some of the
Speaker 1: tables by the ball. I think things get a little
Speaker 1: bit more serious when reservations are in play.
Speaker 2: If it was like legedly, if.
Speaker 1: He was if he had let's say, he was just
Speaker 1: seating a party that just walked in off the street
Speaker 1: and I see you, you know, and that was me
Speaker 1: and I saw you sitting there, not a problem. But
Speaker 1: if I, as the customer, made a reservation and saw
Speaker 1: you switting there, but it changes the things.
Speaker 2: It's seven thirty seven.
Speaker 1: If the reservation was for eight, couldn't he just say
Speaker 1: to me, yes, he's a duke, he's a douche I
Speaker 1: have a yeah cue. He could have there we go.
Speaker 1: He could have kicked you out at seven fifty seven.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling him, I have a party coming in
Speaker 1: in twenty three minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm When I come back, I'm.
Speaker 1: Going to ask you, you know, complete moron, schmuck, right, asshole, douchebag,
Speaker 1: every name, come on, throw on him, throw every name
Speaker 1: of the book at him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, Marker. He could have he could have been a.
Speaker 1: Little bit more accommodating to you. But uh, that's all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if it was an eight o'clock reservation, it was. If
Speaker 1: it was a seven forty five reservation, which you said
Speaker 1: it wasn't because the people didn't come in at seven
Speaker 1: forty eight, then then they were late for that. Then
Speaker 1: they could have been late. If it was a seven
Speaker 1: forty five reservation and you're sitting there at seven thirty seven,
Speaker 1: that your ass is getting up. But I'm more than
Speaker 1: likely it was an eight o'clock reservation. And uh, he
Speaker 1: was being a douche because he wanted to kick you
Speaker 1: out twenty minutes early, all right, so you would be
Speaker 1: annoyed also if you were sitting I just want to
Speaker 1: just want to check. The other thing I was thinking
Speaker 1: is there was no reservation, and he was afraid the
Speaker 1: hostess or host wouldn't seat that table because they thought
Speaker 1: someone was already sitting there. I mean, I couldn't think
Speaker 1: about in a reason why he was being a dick
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, no, there there's no especially if you
Speaker 1: were facing the other way and you weren't even touching
Speaker 1: the silverware anything. Though. I wouldn't. I wouldn't ever mess
Speaker 1: up a tables on the table cloth. I've I've managed restaurants.
Speaker 1: Come on, I wouldn't a tablecloth place or no, no,
Speaker 1: no tablecloth. Okay, Again, it was a farmhouse. It was
Speaker 1: like casual dining. It wasn't there was no table cloth.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like it was just like wooden table. A
Speaker 1: cracker barrel, all right, an upscale cracker barrel I met,
Speaker 1: you know, like all the walls of the war, the
Speaker 1: tables of wood. Yes, it was a nice place. I
Speaker 1: would I would go back, except this way.
Speaker 2: It was a dish.
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm sorry if I'm dragging a little bit.
Speaker 1: I finally completed my bedroom. Sit up, Oh sorry, sit up.
Speaker 1: I did sit ups. I struggle with those at the gym.
Speaker 1: I did three sets of ten, got thirty thirty since
Speaker 1: January first. Yeah, shut up, dick, no, I I I
Speaker 1: finished my bed. My bedroom is done. I got the rug,
Speaker 1: I got the three lamps. I got the rug has
Speaker 1: earth tones in it. It's white, but it's got it's
Speaker 1: got some earth tones in it, like some You told
Speaker 1: me you were doing a very colorful rug to offset
Speaker 1: the room. Okay, I wanted one, and I saw the
Speaker 1: perfect one, but I had to wait till the end
Speaker 1: of November to get it. So I'm like, fuck that
Speaker 1: I want. I don't know if you've ever heard of this,
Speaker 1: but there's a thing called the Internet. You can get
Speaker 1: anything you want at any moment, anytime. Not so you
Speaker 1: saw one rug you couldn't get till November. You're like,
Speaker 1: fuck it, I'm getting a white rug it was? How
Speaker 1: was your backup plan?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Wait a second, how am I gonna find this rug?
Speaker 1: If they if they only Google image search, you can
Speaker 1: get one similar. Are you telling me you can't find
Speaker 1: a rug with colors in it? Well, I got you
Speaker 1: gotta once you get a beige rug to go with
Speaker 1: your white run. Nah, there's some blues in there. It's cool,
Speaker 1: it's it's nice. I think you'll like it if you
Speaker 1: if you ever this foot of my apartment again, No, no,
Speaker 1: go inside, go inside right now. Take a picture of it.
Speaker 1: Send me a picture right now. Go I'll wait. The
Speaker 1: slice is of waight, go no, I want to see it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hold up a picture of it. Hold on,
Speaker 1: I have a picture of it. Here. I took a
Speaker 1: picture righty here, I'm gonna send you this picture. Here,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hold up to the camera. You tell me
Speaker 1: what you think of it, and I'm gonna show you
Speaker 1: where is so. I sent this to Robin today.
Speaker 2: What did she say?
Speaker 1: Okay? She loves it. Yeah. Nice. Oh see see see
Speaker 1: that it's got tones. Now you really can't see the
Speaker 1: color very well, but there's blues in there. There's tones
Speaker 1: and I yeah, but there's you know, see the nice
Speaker 1: little lamps I got there two lamps at least you
Speaker 1: got okay, you got a great Is that a cover sheet,
Speaker 1: a top sheet. That's a duvet cover. That's my accent piece.
Speaker 1: That's my accent duvet cover. You are such a boogie fox.
Speaker 1: Look there it is that that's that's one of the drawers.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's one of the side the Newton the stands.
Speaker 1: Is that is that wicker? Wicker? I don't even know her. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's not wicker. It looks No, that's it's lacquer. It's
Speaker 1: it's shine. It's good. It's nice way blacker, yeah, lacker.
Speaker 1: I don't know her right exactly. And my bed my
Speaker 1: bed frame. Look, I got another robin before you did
Speaker 1: this the other side, but I sleep. Look at that
Speaker 1: nice I got nice little you.
Speaker 2: Are you are definitely a single man.
Speaker 1: I got a white hamper from from pottery barn. Stand
Speaker 1: Looking at that that lamp right there, Look at the lamps.
Speaker 2: The lamps are white slices.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, scary you gotta post this on your social
Speaker 1: media after the podcast? Why what's the matter? Because I
Speaker 1: want I want the slices to see how you matched
Speaker 1: white with white. This is this is a very tasteful
Speaker 1: looking room. It's nice, beautiful. I love it. I feel calm.
Speaker 1: And what's the what's the hood with the point at
Speaker 1: the top laying on the chair?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 1: What? Oh? You're an asshole? Wow? Wow, brody making jokes?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: I need what that was? I need? I need to
Speaker 1: redo here, Hold on, I need white, teak, sleek, clean, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're back. Yeah, I'll say wow. So go ahead. I've
Speaker 1: got by the way, I've got something. I got something
Speaker 1: that I don't know if I should get Robin on
Speaker 1: the phone for this. This is going to cause a
Speaker 1: war between Robin and I. But you know what, for
Speaker 1: the sake of the podcast and the slices, for the
Speaker 1: sake of slices and I and me and you, I
Speaker 1: think we should we should cover this topic. But continue
Speaker 1: you wanted to say something? No, no, I'll get Robin
Speaker 1: on the phone. I want to ask her about it.
Speaker 1: Your your no, your your your your your white milk bedroom,
Speaker 1: and I said white milk on purpose. She is not
Speaker 1: going to uh she want be participating in the following conversation.
Speaker 1: What she will not be participating in the following conversation?
Speaker 1: Because what do you mean the following conversation?
Speaker 2: What followed?
Speaker 1: The one of them, the one I'm about to talk about.
Speaker 1: But I want you to go first.
Speaker 2: Why are we wait then?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: I thought you wanted to get her on the on
Speaker 2: the on the podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, no no no, I need to
Speaker 1: talk behind her back on this one because I it's
Speaker 1: it's okay. So because this this could all right, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna come right out with it. So I'm getta
Speaker 1: girl pregnant. Obviously, we are going another vacation. I know
Speaker 1: this is a sore point for you and thislicense. Okay,
Speaker 1: another vacation is coming up in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: Not again. The whole show goes off the air together.
Speaker 1: We all go together, We all take our vacation together. Right,
Speaker 1: So we're off from October from the third on the Friday.
Speaker 1: We are coming back on Tuesday, the fourteenth, the day
Speaker 1: after Columbus Day. All right, now, so we have a
Speaker 1: week and a day So for the first few days,
Speaker 1: Rob and I are going to meet a couple of
Speaker 1: couples that we know and we usually traditionally go away
Speaker 1: with this time of year, and we're going to Scottsdale, Arizona.
Speaker 1: We're going to We're going to hang out, we're gonna
Speaker 1: have some fun, we're gonna relax because it's one of
Speaker 1: our friend's birthdays. And this is what he loves to
Speaker 1: do is pick a new place. We go different, a
Speaker 1: different city. Last year we went to New Orleans if
Speaker 1: you remember. This year, we went to Origia once to Savannah.
Speaker 1: This year we're going to uh to Phoenix Spot and Scottsdale. Great.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, Robin does not get the time off
Speaker 1: that I get off. I get more than her. On
Speaker 1: that Monday Am I expected to end my vacation and
Speaker 1: fly home and still have another eight days off to
Speaker 1: myself with that because she's got to go back to
Speaker 1: work on Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Yes, Now, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Yes? Why do I have to curb and curtail my
Speaker 1: vacation if she's if she's off and not off, I'm off.
Speaker 1: She's not off. I'm supposed to sit around in my
Speaker 1: apartment with my in my in my white bedroom for
Speaker 1: eight days straight and not she's got to work on
Speaker 1: But are you feeling me here? You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: She took off the Friday. She took off Friday and Monday,
Speaker 1: so she's we could do this long weekend. But on
Speaker 1: Monday morning, we're we're flying back to New York and
Speaker 1: I'm like ready to go west. I'm ready to double
Speaker 1: down and go to like Cabo or like go to
Speaker 1: Tuloom or hang out or go somewhere else while I'm
Speaker 1: in that or San Diego while I'm in that part
Speaker 1: of the country. I mean, it's my vacation time, which
Speaker 1: you know, we know life is short. Take your vacation
Speaker 1: and use it to the max. It's gone on vacation.
Speaker 1: You've gone on vacation seventeen times this year. You've gone
Speaker 1: on multiple destinations per vacation. You can't give up a
Speaker 1: couple of days to spend time locally with your girlfriend.
Speaker 1: But she's got to work every day, So why don't
Speaker 1: you stay at her apartment and when she comes home
Speaker 1: you can be like, you know, hey, no, we don't,
Speaker 1: we don't. No, no, no, that's not how this works. Now,
Speaker 1: now here's the here. This was the last time you slept.
Speaker 1: Her apartment is uncomfortable. And by the way, I just
Speaker 1: got a new temporopedic mattress in there today, and my god,
Speaker 1: it's so good. It's like sleeping on a block of
Speaker 1: cream cheese. It's amazing. It's like a block a cream
Speaker 1: cream the walls. You lay on it and you sink
Speaker 1: into it nice and slowly. I'm telling you, this is
Speaker 1: a place to be. And plus I'm right here by
Speaker 1: the city and everything. That's not that's not the issue.
Speaker 1: There is a little small issue, and that is the
Speaker 1: anniversary of our first date is Thursday night of that week,
Speaker 1: so I you.
Speaker 2: Definitely can't go away, so I have to be there
Speaker 2: for that.
Speaker 1: But why do I have to? I don't. I shouldn't
Speaker 1: have to dance around that. And look, I can dance
Speaker 1: around it, but and be there on the Thursday. But
Speaker 1: I should still be able. I'm off until Tuesday, So
Speaker 1: what am I gonna like? I need to get out
Speaker 1: of town. I need to travel and explore things. I
Speaker 1: get time. I've earned this to I've earned this to
Speaker 1: you've earned it, Yes, you have earned You have not
Speaker 1: earned eleventeen vacations thirty days. I have thirty years doing this.
Speaker 1: I'm a fifty one year old man. Yeah. Most only women.
Speaker 1: Most we're the only woman you'll ever love for the
Speaker 1: rest of your frigging life. Most would say, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: in the latter part. I'm I'm definitely on the second
Speaker 1: half of life. You would say I'm on the third quarter,
Speaker 1: the third out of fourth quarter, four quarters of life.
Speaker 1: I mean, who knows. We don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean you do you not know
Speaker 1: that that love sometimes involves sacrifice. I understand being there
Speaker 1: for our third I.
Speaker 2: Don't think you do. I think you love Cabo more
Speaker 2: than you love Robin.
Speaker 1: Well, no, I wanted her to come with me. I
Speaker 1: want to do this with her. I'm not I'm not
Speaker 1: going to go to Cabo without her. Okay, let's be clear.
Speaker 1: See I'm trying to tell her to take the rest
Speaker 1: of the week off. I'm like, come on, let's go
Speaker 1: to till No. No, no, Yeah, that's very easy for you. You're
Speaker 1: you're very generously telling her to take off from work,
Speaker 1: but she can't. It's up to her to tell you
Speaker 1: to say, you go away without me. I'm good, but
Speaker 1: she hasn't said that yet. I still want listen. I
Speaker 1: will be there. I will be there. I will make
Speaker 1: I will make sure of it. I will be back.
Speaker 1: But I need to.
Speaker 2: Here's an idea. But here's an idea.
Speaker 1: Why don't you rent a nice hotel room for a
Speaker 1: few days in Manhattan so that every day she gets
Speaker 1: off work, she can just go right to the hotel,
Speaker 1: and you guys can go out to dinner, to your
Speaker 1: Broadway show.
Speaker 2: You could be away from your home. This way.
Speaker 1: It's like you're on vacation, but you're treating her like
Speaker 1: a queen. She gets to go to work and commute
Speaker 1: from the hotel. After work, come right to the hotel.
Speaker 1: You guys could bang it out, then go to dinner,
Speaker 1: then go to a show, go to a club. She
Speaker 1: can go out late to the club because she has
Speaker 1: a short commute in the morning. That's what you should do.
Speaker 1: I'm a genius. That is unacceptable. First of all, I
Speaker 1: would do that, but she won't. She would. Here's the
Speaker 1: man of the people. Okay, she does not know I.
Speaker 1: Because I know her better than you, it's fair to say, Okay,
Speaker 1: she doesn't. She's not gonna She's not gonna pack it.
Speaker 1: She's not gonna pack a bag. She's not gonna pack
Speaker 1: a bag. She's not gonna pack a bag and join
Speaker 1: me in a hotel for a few nights. She won't
Speaker 1: do it. She's like, this is stupid. She would tell
Speaker 1: you it's stupid if you get if you put her
Speaker 1: in mine. I live here, I live ten minutes away.
Speaker 1: Why would I go to it. You want to talk
Speaker 1: about throwing money away. I mean people throw money away,
Speaker 1: but you have the money to throw away. I don't
Speaker 1: have the money to throw away. Don't stun spending my money.
Speaker 1: How nice would it be? You get a nice high
Speaker 1: floor with a beautiful view, You go on carriage rides,
Speaker 1: you can see a show every night, you can get drunk,
Speaker 1: wander back to your hotel room.
Speaker 2: She go right to work.
Speaker 1: How nice would it be to see Japan? Okay, listen,
Speaker 1: I have lofty goals. Listen, I could have gone. You
Speaker 1: and I on Japan. You and I are not to
Speaker 1: say gone to Japan instead of going to fucking uh
Speaker 1: Sancho pe with with with a boy with a male
Speaker 1: friend of yours have gone. Robin could not take the
Speaker 1: full week of that week. Let's not twist my fucking words.
Speaker 1: She was only able to take those four days, and
Speaker 1: we made the most of them. We went to Sicily
Speaker 1: in those four days. Where else have you gone on
Speaker 1: vacation this week?
Speaker 2: This year, Robin? Where else did you go?
Speaker 1: Let's I got? I got? I think back to February. Mark. No,
Speaker 1: she was supposed to come to Jamaica with us, but
Speaker 1: she couldn't make it. She was starting a new job.
Speaker 1: She started listening. It's very I'm just being I'm being
Speaker 1: very straight up here. She No, she does not get
Speaker 1: the vacation time that I get in her new job.
Speaker 1: She's got a new job. He does. She's got a
Speaker 1: new job. Nobody does, right, But why should I be punished?
Speaker 1: Shouldn't I take advantage of my days? Should shouldn't I
Speaker 1: be able to do your anniversary?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: As I said, I will be, don't twist my words.
Speaker 1: You're changing my story. You're changing my narrative, my story.
Speaker 1: I said I will be there for our anniversary. I
Speaker 1: said Friday to Wednesday. You're going Friday and Wednesday. I
Speaker 1: could stay out do something from Monday until Thursday. As
Speaker 1: long as i'm back Thursday morning, it don't matter. Or
Speaker 1: I leave Friday morning, for somewhere else until Monday. The
Speaker 1: point is I get these days off, she does it.
Speaker 1: Why would I waste eight vacation days sitting in New
Speaker 1: Jersey just sitting here. It doesn't make a damn bit
Speaker 1: of sense. Once again, I'm fifty one, right, We're talking
Speaker 1: about seeing the world and doing things and living your life.
Speaker 1: I don't see fault in wanting to take advantage of
Speaker 1: every last minute. I'm sorry, every last day. I see
Speaker 1: life very differently. Once again, I have different I have
Speaker 1: different visions You're you're talking about, like, ooh, the big
Speaker 1: shiny city. I'm looking at that right I turned my
Speaker 1: head and I'm looking at that right now. I'm looking
Speaker 1: at the city I go to Manhattan because you've never
Speaker 1: been to Manhattan. But I said it would be a
Speaker 1: nice thing to do for Robin, of course, but she
Speaker 1: doesn't want to do that. She would rather But my point,
Speaker 1: my caller and Ascar, I just I don't want to
Speaker 1: feel like I'm being made out to feel selfish about
Speaker 1: about living my life, about wanting to see to see
Speaker 1: new things. I you know, I see a lot. Listen.
Speaker 1: I know I spent I spent a lot of time
Speaker 1: on social mediaings I see a lot of time in
Speaker 1: the same place you go to this that's not true.
Speaker 1: I made a pact on this fucking podcast and that
Speaker 1: I will see and do different things and not going
Speaker 1: to the same five vacation places. Have I not gone
Speaker 1: to different vacation places? Have I not lived on to
Speaker 1: my own promise three to three years ago that I
Speaker 1: made on the radio, on the Big Show, and on
Speaker 1: this and on this podcast. So how am I supposed
Speaker 1: to sue? See, you didn't go to Jamaica again, and
Speaker 1: you did go to Atlantis again.
Speaker 2: Did you what that was?
Speaker 1: Those were work trips. Those don't count that that that's.
Speaker 2: Worth in Jamaica with your family. Did you go to Jamaica?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we saw it from a different way. We rented
Speaker 1: a villa. We we hung out with our family. It
Speaker 1: was a very difference.
Speaker 2: I thought you had the villa. You had the villa. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I look.
Speaker 1: I think if you want to go away to a
Speaker 1: place that isn't on her checklist, I shouldn't feel a
Speaker 1: bit back in time. Yeah, if you go away for
Speaker 1: four days and come back in time for your anniversary,
Speaker 1: then I'm okay with it. You know what she tells me,
Speaker 1: you should rent to I still think you should rent
Speaker 1: a hotel maybe Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, how about that? You know,
Speaker 1: you know what you told you know what you told me.
Speaker 1: She told me, Hey, when you take your vacations, you
Speaker 1: do what you want to do. She was, but if
Speaker 1: it's a place that I also want to see, you
Speaker 1: can't go. So she named six places that she wants
Speaker 1: me to go to in Europe.
Speaker 2: Okay, she was, she was, why don't.
Speaker 1: You go to Poland? Okay she's, oh, yeah, yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: she's what she was. Go to Munich, have a Munich,
Speaker 1: she go see Munich. She's now dictating, no, they're not.
Speaker 1: She goes, how about Denmark or Sweden? Oh no, I
Speaker 1: can't go to Norway because we gotta go see the
Speaker 1: northern likes together. But go to Sweden. Go to Sweden,
Speaker 1: you know what, that would be great? That's a great
Speaker 1: Belarus is lovely this time of year. Why why uh
Speaker 1: uh Iraq? That's the kind of place she'll tell me
Speaker 1: to go. That's it. I'm yeah, you don't want to
Speaker 1: go to Tehran.
Speaker 2: I want to go to Tehran. And I'm not saying
Speaker 2: it's not if you're from there.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure I'm sure it's beautiful, but not a
Speaker 1: place Scary would put on his list. But can you
Speaker 1: imagine that she was no, no, no, because you got
Speaker 1: to save a za for me, Yeah, says a saved
Speaker 1: Pussitano for me, save save Greece. Can't go to greet
Speaker 1: that's the big one. Can't go to Greece. I cannot
Speaker 1: go to Greece without her. So I have to wait
Speaker 1: for her vacation, and rightfully so to go to Greece.
Speaker 1: But but then I said, all right, I want to
Speaker 1: see Japan. Oh no, no, no, I want to see that too.
Speaker 1: So like she's putting the claiming gig Japan without her,
Speaker 1: she's claiming DIBs on, putting DIBs on everything. Boom boom boom,
Speaker 1: all that stuff. We have to see together. But if
Speaker 1: you don't have the vacation that I have, then how
Speaker 1: we ever going to achieve any of this? You know?
Speaker 2: Okay, let me let me let me say this again.
Speaker 1: I don't mean this sound like a brat, And I
Speaker 1: know a lot of people of rolling their eyes. I
Speaker 1: could see some of you rolling your eyes right now.
Speaker 1: But but am I not right? This is this is
Speaker 1: the time that I'm afforded, and I should be able
Speaker 1: to do what I want.
Speaker 2: Being a dead horse.
Speaker 1: You can go away for a few days as long
Speaker 1: as you're back on Thursday, in my opinion. But I
Speaker 1: think she gets to tell you this certain places she'd
Speaker 1: like to experience with you. But I when I worked,
Speaker 1: when I worked with you at the Morning Show, I
Speaker 1: think the height of my vacation time was six and
Speaker 1: a half weeks when I worked there. Now, uh, my
Speaker 1: wife and kids didn't have off all those vacation times. Again,
Speaker 1: I I, I'm married and have kids. You are not,
Speaker 1: don't have kids. I will, I will say unequivocally, there's
Speaker 1: there's not a place in the world that I would
Speaker 1: rather go without my family.
Speaker 2: Then I would want to go with them, understood.
Speaker 1: So, but you and I are not the same and
Speaker 1: we have a different dynamic in my relationships. But I'm talking,
Speaker 1: but I'm speaking from David Brody's body, So I'm talking
Speaker 1: about what David Brody would say, And I'm saying I
Speaker 1: would never in a million years think of going to
Speaker 1: Greece without my without my understood, without my family. That's fair,
Speaker 1: But that's that's so. But if you're trying to be objective.
Speaker 1: I know sometimes you have an ounce of objectivity in you.
Speaker 1: I was looking for you. I wouldn't go to boundary
Speaker 1: it be my boy No, not Greece. But I'm crazy?
Speaker 1: Am I crazy for not want? The whole crux of
Speaker 1: this is where Am I crazy for not wanting to
Speaker 1: squander eight eight days of a vacation sitting here because
Speaker 1: my partner has to work for those days. That's not
Speaker 1: my problem, that's not my fault. But I should be
Speaker 1: able to get to do what I want to do.
Speaker 1: It's not your fault, but it's twenty five percent your
Speaker 1: problem because you're in a relationship with understood. Yes, yes
Speaker 1: I am. So you do have to have a conversation, sure,
Speaker 1: because maybe she's gonna be like, oh, I'm at work
Speaker 1: and there's my boyfriend all over social media.
Speaker 2: Yes, so she's forced to see where you are. That's
Speaker 2: another thing.
Speaker 1: If normal people go on vacation without their spouse, maybe
Speaker 1: they don't post everything everything because I love it? Yes,
Speaker 1: I know so now right, so maybe you should block
Speaker 1: Robin from social media. Would never do that, stop it
Speaker 1: now getting me in trouble. I would never do that.
Speaker 1: That's not what I did, not so I should hide her.
Speaker 1: I should? She should. I should. That's why you hurt
Speaker 1: her feelings when you're out like dancing on a bar
Speaker 1: and cabo and she's like a slave to the grind
Speaker 1: in Manhattan. She should go on social media and not
Speaker 1: be like, oh I gotta greaded times. Great, Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: working great, I'm on a hot subway train. Yeah all right,
Speaker 1: Oh we gotta take a break.
Speaker 2: Scarry is gonna go on vacation while we're taking a break.
Speaker 1: Boys podcast, I.
Speaker 2: Got a question for us.
Speaker 1: I mean to sound so entitled, but no, no, no,
Speaker 1: these are the cobus I have so yet, Yeah, what's yours?
Speaker 1: I know, I know. I got a friend who got
Speaker 1: a new car, and and uh, you know how the
Speaker 1: central control dashboard, the navigation system lets you control the
Speaker 1: radio and and uh where you're going, and everything's in
Speaker 1: that one screen, right, Yeah, everything's controlled by the screen.
Speaker 2: And usually as the driver, you control all of it.
Speaker 1: You control the music, you control where you go in,
Speaker 1: you control what route you're taking. You're the boss, right, sure,
Speaker 1: well this car, this car has an auxiliary navigation screen
Speaker 1: above the glove compartment, which gives the controls to the
Speaker 1: passenger as an option, so the passenger can control the
Speaker 1: radio and the navigation, right, they can be in charge
Speaker 1: of it right now. Okay, I'm of the mindset, keep
Speaker 1: in mind depends on who's my passenger. Okay, but for
Speaker 1: the most part, when you're driving, you're king of the
Speaker 1: castle and you control all of it, the temperature, the radio,
Speaker 1: whatever you're playing. Yes, yes, now, I know the passenger
Speaker 1: can reach over and touch the middle screen. But when
Speaker 1: you give them their own screen and they can control everything,
Speaker 1: it could be your kid, I could be.
Speaker 2: Your husband or wife.
Speaker 1: Do you want that? No, that's next level. I mean
Speaker 1: I get it. The reach over, it will make them
Speaker 1: think twice about it. They won't think twice if they
Speaker 1: have their own personal controls. Yeah, that's rough.
Speaker 2: Bye, I'm gonna change the station.
Speaker 1: Is that a safety feature? What are they trying to do?
Speaker 1: They're trying to be like, you know what, you focus
Speaker 1: on driving and let the passenger figure out everything else.
Speaker 1: Is that what they're Is that the message? I think
Speaker 1: it's a luxury like, oh, well, you know what, search
Speaker 1: for the nearest Taco bell, search for the nearest whatever,
Speaker 1: search for the nearest Marriott hotel. So yeah, it is helpful.
Speaker 1: If you ask them for help, but if you give
Speaker 1: them the controls. By the way, the medsin now losing
Speaker 1: ten to two, so it's over. I'm waiting for it
Speaker 1: to be ten to four, over and out. Oh it's
Speaker 1: pretty much. Yeah, okay, So I do not want this
Speaker 1: in my car. Would you want it your car? So
Speaker 1: your boys are sitting there changing the radio, and I
Speaker 1: don't trust that.
Speaker 2: I never want it.
Speaker 1: I would never want it in my car with you
Speaker 1: in my car, because you're always mister I got another
Speaker 1: way to get there.
Speaker 2: Oh, I got a short cut. You'd be re routing
Speaker 2: us all over the place.
Speaker 1: Oh, for sure, two hundred percent. You know, when I'm
Speaker 1: in Jetski Bryan's car, which always reeks a pot, he's
Speaker 1: always company. He's always on either the Bob Marley station
Speaker 1: or serious XM chill. And I'm cool with it because,
Speaker 1: first of all, I'm smelling the weed. I'm getting secondhand,
Speaker 1: secondhand high. So I'm sitting there and I'm vibing out
Speaker 1: and I'm in the moment, and I'm like and the
Speaker 1: music just goes with the atmosphere and the smells of
Speaker 1: his car. So I'm like, this is perfect. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean some Bob Marley playing, so so I don't
Speaker 1: want to be in control in other people's cars. I
Speaker 1: rarely do a takeover. So if I get in a
Speaker 1: car and the I was playing Bob Marley, I definitely
Speaker 1: want to take over the radio.
Speaker 2: Really, I feel like slices back me up here.
Speaker 1: If you're in the car, you should choose the music, absolutely,
Speaker 1: But if the people in the car do not listen
Speaker 1: to a genre of music, you know they don't listen
Speaker 1: to it, then find something that's palatable, right, Like, if
Speaker 1: my kids are in the car, I'm not gonna play
Speaker 1: like eighties nineties metal because they're not gonna like that.
Speaker 1: But I might play like twenty twenty hard rock. I
Speaker 1: might play something they like, or or I might play I
Speaker 1: might let them pick the music I'm not gonna put
Speaker 1: on Bob Marley. If I'll give you an example, So
Speaker 1: on this trip, you tell me what you think of this.
Speaker 1: On the trip to go see the comedian my friend
Speaker 1: paper menus driving the car, okay, the paper Menu and
Speaker 1: I are both in our fifties like you, okay, and
Speaker 1: obviously our musical tastes range anywhere from the nineteen sixties
Speaker 1: to now right maybe earlier because I listened to my
Speaker 1: parents listened to the car. I grew up listening to
Speaker 1: what they listen That's what you do, right, Your parents
Speaker 1: listen to music from their era. Oh when you're in
Speaker 1: the car at eight years old or you're listening to
Speaker 1: their music. So our musical range is probably from the
Speaker 1: forties till now. Okay, Well, paper Menu has two friends
Speaker 1: from the neighborhood and they're like in their thirties, much
Speaker 1: younger than us. So in the car ride, he puts
Speaker 1: on a playlist of like seventies classic hits.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now, I yeah.
Speaker 1: I get it. I know that I know the music
Speaker 1: right right, Yeah, But the guys in the back in
Speaker 1: their thirties weren't born.
Speaker 2: They were born in they.
Speaker 1: Were born, And like, yeah, that's that's downright selfish, you know,
Speaker 1: you know I can. I'll say this when I'm driving
Speaker 1: and I'm going to pick up my dad and we're
Speaker 1: going for breakfast on a Saturday morning, or we're going
Speaker 1: out not putting a DM on, are you no? I
Speaker 1: actually switch away. I'm always because by default Scary Jones
Speaker 1: driving alone, it's always it's always a dance channel. It's
Speaker 1: always dance it's always em always right, right. And I
Speaker 1: don't even listen to Z one hundred necessarily, I I
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, sometimes I do. In the morning, I
Speaker 1: listen to like news because I want to hear what's
Speaker 1: going on and make sure I'm up to date on
Speaker 1: some things. But I will, Yeah, I'm old school. I
Speaker 1: listened to news in the morning. But but Z one
Speaker 1: hundred leisurely here and there, you know, not not all
Speaker 1: the time, but Scary Jones driving alone ed m And
Speaker 1: then when I go to pick up my dad, I
Speaker 1: make a conscious effort to put on the oldies channel
Speaker 1: because that's me being unselfish, the opposite of selfish, the
Speaker 1: softer side of scary. Right. Then, Yeah, it's like, you
Speaker 1: know what, that wouldn't go on vacation if the particle exactly.
Speaker 1: And so when I'm going down every time I turn
Speaker 1: down that block and I see him coming down the steps,
Speaker 1: I'm like, uh, gotta find sixties on six or seventies
Speaker 1: on seven or solid gold, you know, because his era
Speaker 1: was the nineteen fifties, the duops and the doop music
Speaker 1: in the sixties and stuff like that, right, so you
Speaker 1: want to get as close to what he might like
Speaker 1: By the way, I also love that music because uh,
Speaker 1: you know, I can appreciate it. So it's it's common
Speaker 1: ground for both of us. EDM is not. That's why
Speaker 1: I think your friend was super selfish. Paper Menu should
Speaker 1: have should have at least had the decency to find
Speaker 1: some common ground between the two generations. Yeah, because these
Speaker 1: guys were so young. I don't think their parents listened
Speaker 1: to seventies music.
Speaker 2: I mean maybe, but they didn't.
Speaker 1: They didn't listen to seventies music growing up. And they
Speaker 1: were Look, they were both sitting in the back. That
Speaker 1: was fine.
Speaker 2: But I was just like I said to I go
Speaker 2: paper Menu, I go PM.
Speaker 1: Maybe put on something a little leonelnwer He said, na,
Speaker 1: classic stuff.
Speaker 2: It's great. I'm in the mood.
Speaker 1: I you know.
Speaker 2: Okay, So you're gonna alienate half the car.
Speaker 1: Don't you want a don't you want everybody to like
Speaker 1: be singing along and having the same memories? And I
Speaker 1: don't know some again, common ground, I guess not. No,
Speaker 1: you know what song?
Speaker 2: You know what song he played for these guys in
Speaker 2: the thirties. Ooh got choka, ooh got choka?
Speaker 1: Uga? Okaying this fee feeling? Yeah? Right? You and I
Speaker 1: would have been like, that's great, yeah, no, not hooked feeling?
Speaker 1: What was that like nineteen seventy two?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: So I turn around and go, guys, you love this song, Like,
Speaker 1: what is this? They didn't even know that that's a
Speaker 1: that's a classic song. I'm shocked they don't know it.
Speaker 2: Let's see what he hooked on a feeling.
Speaker 1: Came out hooked on a feeling, hold on hooked on
Speaker 1: a feeling.
Speaker 2: It's nineteen seventy four, scary?
Speaker 1: Come on? Yeh yeah, okay, I said, what did I say?
Speaker 1: Seventy two, seventy three?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was close. But fifty one years ago.
Speaker 1: Think about that. It's fifty one years ago my age.
Speaker 1: What year were seventy four? Year? Were one? Scary? I know?
Speaker 2: So fifty but you know that song?
Speaker 1: Right, it's hard. We know songs from the year we
Speaker 1: were born because our parents played it in the car.
Speaker 1: It's hard to it's hard to believe that song is
Speaker 1: fifty one. Fifty one years that's a long fucking time. Guy.
Speaker 1: Every generation didn't they go around now. I'm sorry, like
Speaker 1: you know thirty years ago? Uh you know from it's
Speaker 1: like back that whole Yeah, I haven't seen that one
Speaker 1: and back to the future. He went back from eight
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty five to nineteen fifty five, that would be
Speaker 1: the same thing as if he went back now to
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety five. That's right. But to us, nineteen ninety
Speaker 1: five is like not that long ago. It wasn't that
Speaker 1: long ago, but it was the exact amount of time
Speaker 1: thirty years. Yeah, but eighty five to fifty, eighty five
Speaker 1: to fifty five. Technically, that's because of the technological advances
Speaker 1: from nineteen fifty five to eighty five. I mean, color
Speaker 1: television was you know, became prevalent, and you know, now
Speaker 1: it's like ninety five the internet existed to now, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: things are different. I mean, look, Friends came out in
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety four, but things from the nineties are still relevant,
Speaker 1: still relevant because people watch Friends like it's a new show.
Speaker 2: Oh, I watch Friends all.
Speaker 1: The time, which is also Friends a lot of a
Speaker 1: lot of clubs and bars, they're still dropping songs from
Speaker 1: the nineties and two thousands and they play them and
Speaker 1: like they're new. And I couldn't figure that out at first.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why this song is like twenty five thirty
Speaker 1: years old? These kids are twenty five and thirty years old.
Speaker 1: They were just being born, and some of them weren't
Speaker 1: when this song came out. Yet they know the words.
Speaker 1: And yet these DJs, I'm like, are they just are
Speaker 1: they just not realizing that they're that old. But I
Speaker 1: think that certain things from the nineties and two thousands
Speaker 1: are timeless at this point, where if you were bringing
Speaker 1: in the nineties and things in the fifties were not
Speaker 1: the song sweet Child of Mine by Guns and Roses,
Speaker 1: you know, that's nineteen eighty seven, nineteen eighty seven, appetite,
Speaker 1: Appetite for destruction. Yeah, but it's still it's still people
Speaker 1: playing in bars, it's still at My kids would probably
Speaker 1: know that song, you know, it would be my guest.
Speaker 1: So a lot of these songs were carried along, they
Speaker 1: were dragged along with us, whereas they're in movies, in
Speaker 1: pop culture where we were. But when we were in
Speaker 1: the nineteen eighties and growing up eighties nineties, it we
Speaker 1: songs from the sixties weren't really being dragged to our
Speaker 1: era as much. No, except the classic rock songs were
Speaker 1: like led Zeppelin. Okay, different again, I don't I don't
Speaker 1: want to make this an old podcast.
Speaker 2: Or podcast.
Speaker 1: We're old, No, no, we're just listen. We have a
Speaker 1: long variety of music. My point was I wouldn't have
Speaker 1: put on seventies music in a corwood a couple of
Speaker 1: guys who's combined age wasn't seventy right, But there is
Speaker 1: definitely combined age. There is definitely, though, a necessity for
Speaker 1: the driver to main contain control of the vehicle and
Speaker 1: the car and the and the and the and the music.
Speaker 1: I think that I think the driver has the first
Speaker 1: right of refusal, but they should be considerate in their
Speaker 1: song selections depending on who's there. That's all all right,
Speaker 1: we took a break down.
Speaker 2: I think we can.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right with Scary and Brody.
Speaker 2: Is this our last break?
Speaker 1: This is it? You always ask that question, and it
Speaker 1: always is. Well, I want to make sure I have
Speaker 1: time for the things I want to have time for. Okay,
Speaker 1: well you got We've got nothing but time. My friend,
Speaker 1: this is an audio untimed podcast. Well, I want to
Speaker 1: play some audio off my phone because I want to
Speaker 1: get it off my phone, so I need to play it.
Speaker 1: I've had it here for like three episodes already, so
Speaker 1: you know I've been getting all those spam calls where
Speaker 1: they all want to give me a they want to
Speaker 1: give me a loan. Right, Oh, we're just one step
Speaker 1: away from the loan. We're just going to finalize one
Speaker 1: last thing to approve your loan. And I'm like, I
Speaker 1: never applied for loan.
Speaker 2: Y're all scams.
Speaker 1: There's a new strategy going on. Now, there's a new thing.
Speaker 1: They're all giving us a name. They're all giving me
Speaker 1: a name. Now, what's that.
Speaker 2: They're all telling me their name.
Speaker 1: No, no, so oh so they come right out with
Speaker 1: a name to show you how honest they are. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so uh here here are my calls, ready, can you
Speaker 1: hear it?
Speaker 3: Hold on, ook, Hey, this is Noura Sancho's giving you
Speaker 3: a quick right here we go. Hey, this is Noura
Speaker 3: Sancho's giving you a quick cally review unit. I see
Speaker 3: here that we were able to get you preapproved for
Speaker 3: a personal loan as much as fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Nora Sanchez.
Speaker 2: Who else is calling me scary?
Speaker 1: Hm? Hmm?
Speaker 3: Hey? Is it dolatoris making sure you got our last
Speaker 3: message from the pre qualification death?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Is it Belatorious is calling you?
Speaker 1: Okay? Oh?
Speaker 3: Hey, is it bellatoris making sure you got our last
Speaker 3: prequification death. I see here that we were able to
Speaker 3: get you past initial review for a debt consolidation loan.
Speaker 1: Oh I got passed initial review. I have no debt
Speaker 1: to say. How that debt consolidation but you have none
Speaker 1: of that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, who else is calling me? Let's see?
Speaker 3: Hey, this is Harper Anderson circling back from the approval team.
Speaker 1: I see here that we were Copper Anderson Opera circling back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: using business terms. Now who now?
Speaker 2: Who is this calling me?
Speaker 3: This is Harper Anderson circling back from the approval team.
Speaker 1: Calling me again with the same recording, with the same message.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's see who this is.
Speaker 3: Hey, this is Kamila Jones circling back from the funding approval.
Speaker 1: In it this this loan is thirty thousand dollars. Let
Speaker 1: me see who this one's from. Hold on, hey, this
Speaker 1: is Kamila Jones.
Speaker 3: We were able to get you.
Speaker 1: You didn't You didn't call her back. That's why that's
Speaker 1: why she's circling back. Brody, but here, this is this
Speaker 1: is my face favor Ready, hold on, here we go.
Speaker 3: Hey, this is Lucy and Winn circling back from the
Speaker 3: approval team.
Speaker 1: It's Lucy and that we were able.
Speaker 3: To atentatively approve for a personal loan of sixty.
Speaker 1: Sixty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Wow, oh my Lucy. Let's hear it again.
Speaker 1: This is Lucy and Winn circling back Lucy and Gwen.
Speaker 1: But apparently only Lucy does the Lucy doesn't talking on
Speaker 1: that one, but this time with a with a budget.
Speaker 1: I get a budget loan for sixty thousand dollars. They're
Speaker 1: just circling back, so that's the big thing. They're all
Speaker 1: leaving their names now, Oh oh, thank you, Harper Anderson,
Speaker 1: not your real name? And Isabella Chez. Yeah, everybody almost
Speaker 1: everyone's Hispanic ros Milla, Camilla stop, Camilla Jones, Isabella Torres,
Speaker 1: Nora Sanchez.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, who.
Speaker 1: Do you got there? That's what do I have? You
Speaker 1: hold on? God? Hi, this is Marvin. I got Marvin
Speaker 1: calling me. They're the guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, thanks for calling Hawper Anderson.
Speaker 1: See now you're getting that on voicemail. I get it
Speaker 1: in the form of text messages. Oh read me yours,
Speaker 1: I got something I gotta read. Let's do that be
Speaker 1: in the second Mary fam text I am married from Aerotech. Hey,
Speaker 1: we recently we learned about your outstanding background and would
Speaker 1: like to recommend you for a high paying remote job opportunity.
Speaker 1: Oh get isn't that cool, brody? They knew that I was,
Speaker 1: that I was so miserable at my current job that
Speaker 1: they want They want me to choose part time or
Speaker 1: full time remote. And the work is simple and it
Speaker 1: can be completed right here at home in sexy hotly
Speaker 1: get up up to three weeks vacation, you know, talk
Speaker 1: about wait, hold on, ready, ready for this one. Oh?
Speaker 1: You know, it's funny you say that, brody, because the
Speaker 1: salary range is three hundred to seven hundred dollars a
Speaker 1: day at all, and the monthly income is guaranteed to
Speaker 1: be no less than ten grand a month. And how
Speaker 1: about this in addition fifteen how many weeks vacation do
Speaker 1: you say? I get three fifteen to twenty five days
Speaker 1: of paid annual leave a year.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's five weeks for you. That's a that's a cart.
Speaker 1: So yeah, So that's Mary from Aerotech. Thank you, Mary.
Speaker 1: Oh Mary, Well, let me tell you I got this
Speaker 1: text message, how are you David? It's been a few
Speaker 1: days and we wanted to make sure everything is going well.
Speaker 1: If you'd like a follow up, visit book one here
Speaker 1: at crazy ass uurl that doesn't exist. Scam.
Speaker 2: Oh here's another one.
Speaker 1: Scary.
Speaker 2: Hey, you're in luck.
Speaker 1: We're on track to buy a stock with an anticipated
Speaker 1: sixty percent gain by the end of the week. Interested
Speaker 1: in getting in on this? Reply yes for free trade updates?
Speaker 2: Scary?
Speaker 1: How can I say no? You know what I I
Speaker 1: can get a sixty thousand dollars loan from Harper Anderson.
Speaker 1: Why take that money? Take that money and get a
Speaker 1: sixty percent gain from these people? Just I replying Yes, Brody,
Speaker 1: I might have to recommend you for this job that
Speaker 1: I'm about to turn down from. Okay, tell me from
Speaker 1: from Lyra from the Robert Half recruitment team. Apparently Mary
Speaker 1: from Aerotech must have passed my name over to these people,
Speaker 1: because now I'm good for a current remote part time
Speaker 1: position assisting companies like Costco and Sam's Club to enhance
Speaker 1: their product visibility and customer engagement. And get this flexible
Speaker 1: working hours only ninety minutes a day, four days a week,
Speaker 1: where I'm not a day five hundred dollars a day.
Speaker 1: Brody and that's funny. That's only during the probation period.
Speaker 1: Basic salary will be six hundred and he's gonna be
Speaker 1: getting a lump sum after just three days of work.
Speaker 1: So basically, they're gonna have fabed my full year salary
Speaker 1: in three days after working for them for three days
Speaker 1: and fifteen to twenty days of paid annual leave. Not
Speaker 1: quite as good as Mary's offer that was offering me
Speaker 1: twenty five days, but thirty five open positions. So I'm
Speaker 1: one of thirty five lucky people. Bertie, if you want,
Speaker 1: I'll send you their number to text. You know what
Speaker 1: you should do, Scary, You should get that to Robin.
Speaker 1: Let her get the job. Then you guys can go
Speaker 1: on more vacations together. Ah, now we're talking. Who else
Speaker 1: you got? Okay, so slices, this may be the job
Speaker 1: for me. Hello, period, I'm Carrie car Capital I of
Speaker 1: Tall Team or twel Team. Okay, very exciting, Carrie ar
Speaker 1: Capital I. I'm here to send a quick note about
Speaker 1: an available role. Shall I send you the summary? I mean, hello,
Speaker 1: what are you waiting for? Send that summary to me
Speaker 1: right now? Bring it on, baby, you know what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do. I don't even care about the salary because
Speaker 1: I just got sixty thousand dollars from Harper Anderson. I
Speaker 1: rolled it over into a sixty percent stock market game,
Speaker 1: so I'm rolling in the money. I'll work for TOWL
Speaker 1: team for nothing, just so I can work for the
Speaker 1: brilliance of car Capital.
Speaker 2: I I mean, what more do I want?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: And how polite? Scary?
Speaker 1: Shall I send you the summary? Yes you shall, Yes
Speaker 1: you shall. Yeah. Also Jasmine Martin hr at WBD Global
Speaker 1: Streaming checking in with a job offered from me that
Speaker 1: was three days ago and I decided not to answer them.
Speaker 2: That's a shame.
Speaker 1: Hey. By the way, TWEL team, Yeah, carry car Capital.
Speaker 1: I right, that's from area code three sixty eight. Now
Speaker 1: you're saying yourself, huh, I don't know that that number.
Speaker 1: Where in America is area code three six eight? You
Speaker 1: would be wrong scary if you thought that because it's
Speaker 1: in the Canadian province of Alberta. Oh in Canada. You're
Speaker 1: not even Canadian. How is this going to be something
Speaker 1: that you can you get involved with? I guess they're
Speaker 1: hiring outside sources to recruit for this great company. I
Speaker 1: guess that's why she's so polite. Shall I send you
Speaker 1: the summary all the way from Canada. Oh please do now, Brody.
Speaker 1: You always complain that you're getting job opportunity offers that
Speaker 1: are nowhere near your field, right nowhere near? Well, how
Speaker 1: about a recruiter from Mirrormax. Is Abella checked in with
Speaker 1: me and saw my profile on Wait a minute, Wait
Speaker 1: a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Speaker 1: Are we gonna read them together? Are we gonna read
Speaker 1: this way together? Hold on a second, Hold on, let's
Speaker 1: read it in unison. Hold on me before you no, no,
Speaker 1: before you tell me. I wonder if it's this person
Speaker 1: Oka is a bellaturis making sure you got our last
Speaker 1: message from this just as a bella. But is that
Speaker 1: from Mira Max? Because this is a bella saw my
Speaker 1: profile on several online recruitment platforms and was so impressed
Speaker 1: by my background and experience. So they're offering these flexible
Speaker 1: part time opportunities. Brody, Wow, Oh you know what this is.
Speaker 1: The position is assisting YouTubers and major brands to increase
Speaker 1: data traffic, and my salary is going to be anywhere
Speaker 1: from fifty dollars to three thousand dollars a day. How's
Speaker 1: that possible? I don't know scary, but you know, I'm
Speaker 1: on a lot of job sites and I put in
Speaker 1: the word radio or host. Yeah, you know, podcast host,
Speaker 1: radio host, radio in general radio. I got a job,
Speaker 1: I got a I got a job suggestion from you know,
Speaker 1: zip recruiter or one of these companies. The Radio Hotel
Speaker 1: in New York, in Manhattan is looking for a a
Speaker 1: host for their restaurant. The Radio Hotel is looking Foray,
Speaker 1: why to what I'm looking for? It's so close. You
Speaker 1: were right there anyway?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1: I want to know. Listen, I know none of ours
Speaker 1: fall for these, but but if any of you got
Speaker 1: a job but five hundred dollars one thousand dollars a
Speaker 1: day from one of these text messages or a stock investment.
Speaker 2: Or a loan, if any of these worked for you,
Speaker 2: let us know legit, you know.
Speaker 1: And if they don't work for any of us or
Speaker 1: people listening, who the hell does it work for? It
Speaker 1: must work.
Speaker 2: Some of my grandmothers is calling.
Speaker 1: There are people that are being tricked because they wouldn't
Speaker 1: continue these scams if they weren't working, So they must
Speaker 1: be working. Wow. Well, maybe the other scams weren't work
Speaker 1: and that's why they're putting names in them now, Isabella Torres,
Speaker 1: Camilla Jones.
Speaker 2: Lucy and Gwen.
Speaker 1: You think you think Lucy and Gwen are like our
Speaker 1: old friends, that they work together, They go out to
Speaker 1: dinner together, Lucy and Gwen, they make calls together. You
Speaker 1: think Gwen like they work on commission And Lucy was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, Gwen, you need some commission money.
Speaker 2: I'm going to make the call, but.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put your name in the call so that
Speaker 1: when they call back, we'll both get credit for the call. Lucy,
Speaker 1: that's really nice to you. Oh, no problem, Gwen, you're
Speaker 1: my best friend. You know what, Brody, if you and
Speaker 1: I are still alive in twenty five thirty years and
Speaker 1: we're retired, maybe we could be the new Lucian Gwen.
Speaker 1: Maybe we can actually make people's days and recruit them
Speaker 1: for jobs. Maybe that should be we could be headhunters. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know what, you would call up and go, hey,
Speaker 1: it's scary and brody, and I'd be like, no, it's
Speaker 1: brody and scary. That's so true. We'll fight till the death. Boys, boys,