WEBVTT - #352: Bulls Balls & Gravy 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:07.080 Start up, dot up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up, 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:09.120 Brooklyn Boys. 0:00:09.039 --> 0:00:10.480 Start up, dot up, dot up. 0:00:10.560 --> 0:00:14.480 They making noise dot up, start up, dot up up, 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:20.599 dot dot up. Episode three fifty two. Welcome to the 0:00:20.640 --> 0:00:24.159 Brooklyn Boys Podcast. My name is Scary Jones. This is 0:00:24.239 --> 0:00:29.520 David Brody over here over here, over there. I'm over 0:00:29.560 --> 0:00:31.960 there now. Yeah, what's going on, David Brody? How you 0:00:32.040 --> 0:00:36.960 feeling tonight? I'm good, it's uh, well, it's a what 0:00:37.080 --> 0:00:37.199 is it? 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:37.640 Wednesday? 0:00:37.720 --> 0:00:40.680 Wednesday? Man Wednesday? And when you're when you Wednesday night, 0:00:40.760 --> 0:00:43.239 when you're not working, you lose track of the days, right. 0:00:43.520 --> 0:00:45.440 Lose track of the days. Uh, you know what. 0:00:45.520 --> 0:00:48.279 I'm just I'm a little flustered because you know, I'm 0:00:48.280 --> 0:00:50.879 a Mets fan and as am I am home tonight. 0:00:51.159 --> 0:00:53.680 I am home tonight to watch the game, so no 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:55.360 one can ruin it for me, right, and I would 0:00:55.400 --> 0:00:57.720 have preferred if someone ruined it for me, because they're 0:00:57.760 --> 0:01:01.760 losing six nothing and maybe uh losing their way out 0:01:01.760 --> 0:01:04.440 of the playoffs. So I think they it's a foregone 0:01:04.480 --> 0:01:06.480 conclusion they already lost their way out of the playoffs. 0:01:06.560 --> 0:01:09.320 I mean, and our football teams are both ow and 0:01:09.480 --> 0:01:13.120 three at this point. Terrible. New York is owing six 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:16.880 in National Football League if but who's county the Yankees doing? 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:19.160 The Yankees are doing well. We're not Yankees. And you 0:01:19.160 --> 0:01:21.480 know who else is doing well? The former quarterback of 0:01:21.520 --> 0:01:24.360 the New York Giants, Daniel Jones is crushing it with 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:26.880 the cults. He had he had two good weeks. His 0:01:27.040 --> 0:01:29.559 last week was okay, he still three and O god? 0:01:29.720 --> 0:01:32.960 What why is it these players see? I really believe 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:37.240 they can't play and take the heat. It's playing under 0:01:37.280 --> 0:01:40.360 the New York City lights, the big lights. A lot 0:01:40.360 --> 0:01:43.240 of these players they choke when they come to New York. 0:01:43.920 --> 0:01:45.840 What's the matter, Brody? I don't know if that's the 0:01:45.880 --> 0:01:49.480 kid over there. Oh, the Pirates just scored a run. 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:51.680 They're up three to We're hoping they beat the Reds. 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:53.960 Sorry if you're a Reds fan anyway, this is not 0:01:54.000 --> 0:01:55.040 a sports podcast. 0:01:55.200 --> 0:01:56.440 No, let's get off sports. 0:01:56.560 --> 0:01:59.200 No, but let's talk about let's talk about choking under 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:02.720 the pressure. Are you're having your big moment in New York? Think? 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:05.280 I mean, so many players have been awesome before they 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:08.800 got here. I'm talking about general sports. In all the sports, 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:11.000 A lot of players were great before they got here. 0:02:11.320 --> 0:02:14.920 They get here, they're underwhelming. They can't take the heat, 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:18.320 they can't take the criticism, the press, the fans, and 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:22.040 then they do horribly and then they leave and then 0:02:22.040 --> 0:02:25.880 they continue on their path of success. So what is 0:02:25.880 --> 0:02:28.239 it about? Is there too much pressure about being here 0:02:28.280 --> 0:02:33.079 in New York City? And I'm just gigibrilizing. Now take 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:35.280 a breath. Yeah, Okay, that was a very long question. 0:02:35.720 --> 0:02:38.560 All right, weird that was almost too your weird out question. 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:42.000 That was your weird out questions. It's gonna here's what 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:45.720 I'll say about New York. Everything here is magnified. So 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:48.960 like after the game, when the reporters come to your locker, 0:02:49.600 --> 0:02:54.320 it's forty reporters, not three, right, And a lot of 0:02:54.320 --> 0:02:57.799 times guys who grew up in small town America, it's 0:02:57.840 --> 0:03:00.600 a lot for them, even though they played college ball. 0:03:00.680 --> 0:03:04.280 It's a lot of attention, it's a lot of fan reaction, 0:03:04.760 --> 0:03:05.400 and there's a lot. 0:03:05.240 --> 0:03:06.000 Of pressure to win. 0:03:06.760 --> 0:03:10.720 Yeah, maybe more so in bigger cities where you have 0:03:11.240 --> 0:03:14.120 you know, in the New York Tristate area, you've got 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:18.400 twelve to thirteen million people right the general area, So 0:03:19.120 --> 0:03:22.720 that's a lot of people. Right. You can't walk down 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:25.040 the street. Maybe you're not comfortable going out at night 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:27.560 in the city because you're you're a farm boy or something. 0:03:28.680 --> 0:03:31.520 It's a lot and I would imagine if you're a 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:34.920 city boy, you know, going to play for a small 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:37.080 town team, maybe you don't do as well, you're not 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:39.280 as happy to live in a small town. But I 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:43.120 think it's a cliche to say that most players can't 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:46.240 handle the pressure. I think I think there's definitely a 0:03:46.280 --> 0:03:51.880 small amount. But whatever team you root for in professional sports, 0:03:52.240 --> 0:03:54.720 you only remember the players that did well somewhere else, 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:55.720 and you're always gonna. 0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:58.240 Go, oh, nobody does well. They always did the best. 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:00.800 There's also players that don't do well other places come 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:03.360 to New York and thrive. There's both sides of the 0:04:03.640 --> 0:04:05.400 both sides of the story then, all right, But I 0:04:05.440 --> 0:04:07.920 only see it one way because I just see all 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:10.920 these big name players being signed with these crazy, crazy 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:15.440 bonuses and awesome paychecks, and and then they I'm like, Okay, 0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:17.720 you're in the this is your spot, this is the time, 0:04:17.839 --> 0:04:20.839 this is why we pay you, and then they strike out. 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:23.560 So money doesn't money doesn't help you. Wan So is 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:25.400 having an MVP year? What are you talking about? I 0:04:25.440 --> 0:04:27.120 know but I know, but he he comes up in 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:30.440 big spots and I don't know the ones that I'm 0:04:30.440 --> 0:04:33.039 sorry the team that he's carrying the team the last 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:34.960 two months. He's one of the hottest players in baseball. 0:04:35.000 --> 0:04:38.479 I know, but you you're a headline reader. I just 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:41.320 I just see him. No, he could have he could 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:44.120 have done something for us the other night, and I 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:45.800 don't know. Never mind, forget it. I don't want to 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:47.960 get it. We're not it is not a sports podcast. 0:04:47.960 --> 0:04:51.080 But you hold on. Are you saying Juan Soto a 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:52.720 place for the Mets? If you don't know, is one 0:04:52.760 --> 0:04:55.560 of those guys who doesn't come through every time like 0:04:55.640 --> 0:04:58.279 some players do. Nobody comes through every time. You know, 0:04:58.320 --> 0:05:01.000 a Hall of Fame baseball player fails seven out of 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:05.720 ten times. No, that's a crazy stat. Well, a three 0:05:05.800 --> 0:05:08.520 hundred hitter, a three hundred seven out of ten times. 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:11.680 No other sports I like that. If you shoot three 0:05:11.760 --> 0:05:14.000 hundred percent in basketball, you're out of a job. You're 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:17.280 out of a job. If you complete, if you complete 0:05:17.520 --> 0:05:20.400 thirty percent of your passes in football, you're out of 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:22.599 a job. You're out of a job. In baseball, that's 0:05:22.640 --> 0:05:27.200 a good thing. You're in the Hall of Famer, right, So, 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:30.599 because again the old expression, hitting a round ball with 0:05:30.680 --> 0:05:33.760 a round piece of wood and hitting squarely is the 0:05:33.760 --> 0:05:36.520 hardest thing to do in professional sports that some people 0:05:36.560 --> 0:05:39.000 would say. You know, I listen, race car driving is 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:41.040 very difficult as a lot of things. But hitting one 0:05:41.080 --> 0:05:43.599 hundred mile an hour baseball with a piece of wood 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:47.000 and making it go somewhere you want is very difficult. 0:05:47.040 --> 0:05:49.440 I heard not listen not to continue on the sports team, 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:52.919 but you know, uh in sports tip here. But you 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:56.039 and I worked in New York radio and we succeeded somehow. 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:57.000 We handled the pressure. 0:05:57.120 --> 0:06:01.480 We did we did, Okay, I hear that in football 0:06:01.680 --> 0:06:05.520 the punter who has to kick a kick a weird 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:09.440 a weird shaped object, you know, and you don't know 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:14.400 where it's gonna go. Uh, the punter is is is 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:18.080 a dying art. And uh, they're using the punter less 0:06:18.080 --> 0:06:21.400 and less because more teams are going for it on 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:24.240 fourth down, so they don't really need the punter as 0:06:24.400 --> 0:06:26.840 much as they used to. They're not punting the ball 0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:30.080 away they're going And I think it's then we don't 0:06:30.080 --> 0:06:35.640 do a sports podcast. But the punter is talking about 0:06:35.960 --> 0:06:38.919 the least important one of the least important players on 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:40.120 a football team. 0:06:40.360 --> 0:06:41.800 That's how deep we're going sports. 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:44.120 We're going all we going all the way in tonight, 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:50.520 We're going balls deep on sports balls. I mean basketball, football, baseball, 0:06:50.760 --> 0:06:53.320 pick your ball. I'm kidding anyway. No, I just read 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:55.600 that little stat and I was wondering. Yeah, okay, that 0:06:55.680 --> 0:06:59.240 reminds me on Slice Time earlier this week, Slice Time 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:02.760 for episode three fifty one. I've promised to do my 0:07:02.760 --> 0:07:06.039 my bulls balls joke. Okay, I think you should do 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:08.720 it right here. All right, this is a joke I've 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:11.080 been telling since I'm like eight years old. I don't 0:07:11.080 --> 0:07:13.680 know a lot of jokes because I'm not a joke teller. 0:07:14.000 --> 0:07:16.760 I say things that are funny. I say funny things. 0:07:17.000 --> 0:07:20.960 I say things funny, right that. That's like, that's what 0:07:21.000 --> 0:07:24.440 a comic does. He says things in a funny way. Right. Yeah, 0:07:24.480 --> 0:07:28.760 So okay, for those who care, I care, this this happened, 0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:32.080 This happened a long time ago. Francisco Abere is just 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:36.200 homeward and now it's six to one. Oh whoohoo. All right, 0:07:37.160 --> 0:07:39.280 by the time you hear this podcast, all of this 0:07:39.320 --> 0:07:43.800 will be irrelevant. But continue. Yeah, okay, so this guy 0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:49.000 goes to Mexico. Yeah, and he's by himself on a 0:07:49.000 --> 0:07:52.160 business trip. Yeah, and he goes into somebody recommended a 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:54.720 restaurant that he goes into. He goes into a restaurant 0:07:55.120 --> 0:07:57.120 and he says to the waiter, listen, I'm mean here 0:07:57.160 --> 0:08:00.520 by myself tonight, I'm on business. Uh what do you got? 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:03.240 What's the specialty here? What should I have? And the 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:07.680 waiter system signor you should have bulls balls? Bulls balls. 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:10.640 It's a he says. So he says, let me, let me, 0:08:10.720 --> 0:08:12.240 let me, let me go back a second. He says, 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:13.800 I got you just have the special. 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:16.600 So he's like, you bring me a special whatever it is. 0:08:17.120 --> 0:08:19.280 So he brings in this plate and it's two giant 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:22.920 round balls covered in in a in a red sauce. Right, 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:25.120 and he says what is it? And he says bullsballs. 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:29.720 He says, bullsballs. Just signor it's a good delicacy. You 0:08:29.760 --> 0:08:33.160 will love it. Try the bulls balls. They're fantastic. So 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:35.200 he takes a bite of one and he's like, oh 0:08:35.240 --> 0:08:37.560 my god, it's so tender, so delicious. He eats it, 0:08:37.600 --> 0:08:40.600 loves it, goes back three or four nights in a row, 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:42.400 every night to the same restaurant. 0:08:42.640 --> 0:08:44.800 He gets bullsballs, loves it. 0:08:45.760 --> 0:08:48.240 So it's his last night in Mexico before he's flying 0:08:48.280 --> 0:08:50.679 back to America on his from his business trip. 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:53.240 He goes in, he goes, give me a special. 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:56.280 They bring it out and it's it's two they're very 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:59.320 small balls on the plate in red sauce, and he 0:08:59.360 --> 0:09:03.240 calls the waiter. Nobody says, uh, signor, I've been here 0:09:03.280 --> 0:09:04.080 every night this week. 0:09:04.840 --> 0:09:05.480 What happened? 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:08.840 Why are they so small? And the waiters says, senor. 0:09:09.280 --> 0:09:23.679 Sometimes the bullwinds very funny. Yes, I get it, very nice, 0:09:23.760 --> 0:09:26.120 David Brody, I like that. I wish I had a timpany. 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:28.560 I wish i'd kind of a rim shot for you. 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:31.800 But all right, well that's one of the jokes I've 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:34.640 been telling since I'm a kid. All Right, I don't 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:36.880 you remember jokes, but that one's an easy one. Your 0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:40.640 your go to. All Right, remember that next time. Sometimes 0:09:40.840 --> 0:09:43.280 the bull wins. And if you're at a party and 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:47.360 things are looking glum, people aren't having fun, you shoot, 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:50.480 you too, should tell the bulls balls joke. It'll be 0:09:50.480 --> 0:09:52.600 a crowd. I have I think, I think in my 0:09:52.640 --> 0:09:55.160 life I have three jokes. So maybe some other time 0:09:55.200 --> 0:09:57.800 I'll do another one of them, one of the three. Ye, 0:10:00.480 --> 0:10:06.440 we will be right back. Uh, yeah, I have a 0:10:06.440 --> 0:10:08.600 few offensive ones I'm not gonna tell. I was thinking 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:13.320 during the break there. Yeah, I'm just gonna move on. Whoa, whoa. 0:10:13.360 --> 0:10:16.360 If you have an offensive jokes before this podcast is over, 0:10:16.640 --> 0:10:18.280 I think the slices and I would like to hear it. 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:19.480 I know Reggie would like to hear it. 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:25.640 Reggie there, Now, is it offensive dirty sexual? Or is 0:10:25.640 --> 0:10:28.280 it like racial and offensive to minority groups like some 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:31.240 of your jokes are. Yes, I'm not gonna do that. 0:10:31.880 --> 0:10:33.679 And by the way, I'm just I'm just joking. Scary 0:10:33.679 --> 0:10:36.040 doesn't tell jokes like that. No, no, but I've heard 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:39.760 a few of them. All right, all right, hey, yeah ahead. 0:10:40.840 --> 0:10:43.439 I have a couple of problems that I've had in restaurants, 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:46.560 but this one had nothing to do with service, and 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:49.360 I wanted to run it by you to see your thoughts, 0:10:49.360 --> 0:10:51.280 and if you're a server, I would like you to 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:53.640 leave us a talk back which with your thoughts on 0:10:53.800 --> 0:10:55.200 if you would do this or what you think of 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:59.400 this waiter. So I went to see my one of 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:02.000 my favorite meetians, Gary Goleman g U L M A N. 0:11:02.240 --> 0:11:04.319 I've talked about him on the podcast before. I believe 0:11:04.840 --> 0:11:07.880 brilliant comedian. And I went with my friend Paper Menu 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:09.719 and two of his friends. So the four of us 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:12.559 went to a comedy show and we drove up to Poughkeepsie, 0:11:12.600 --> 0:11:16.000 New York. So if you're listening to Poughkeepsie, you're like, 0:11:16.040 --> 0:11:18.560 oh my god, he just said Poughkeepsie. So it's it's 0:11:18.600 --> 0:11:21.280 about an hour and a half drive up to Poughkeepsie. 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:24.800 It's a cute little town, very nice, and we went 0:11:24.840 --> 0:11:27.880 to a nice theater, but we got there maybe forty 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:30.920 five half hour, forty minutes before the show started. So 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:33.800 one of the guys says, hey, why don't we walk 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:35.600 to the restaurant we were gonna go to dinner at 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:37.959 because we canceled dinner plans at the last minute. Why 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:41.319 don't we walk over there, get a pregame drink, and 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:44.079 then we'll go to the show. So I was like, 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:46.360 all right, well we'll go over there. So we went 0:11:46.400 --> 0:11:48.200 to a restaurant I'm gonna say who it is because 0:11:48.200 --> 0:11:51.079 I'll give a f called Millhouse in. 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:57.160 Very nice place. In fact, it was packed. It's like 0:11:57.760 --> 0:11:58.319 it looks like. 0:11:58.280 --> 0:12:02.559 A giant like all armhouse or a really nice looking 0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:03.640 big restaurant. 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:04.480 It was packed. 0:12:04.520 --> 0:12:07.679 It's all like woodenside, like a barn, sort of like 0:12:07.920 --> 0:12:10.880 very rustic motif. The place was had a lot of 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:14.720 It was very busy, and we were there on Saturday night, 0:12:15.440 --> 0:12:17.000 so I get it, you know, busy place. 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:19.880 And we're standing at the bar. Now, the way the 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:21.360 bar is. The bar is. 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:25.160 There's a bunch of rooms because it's like a house 0:12:25.280 --> 0:12:28.079 right in this room. The bar is on the short 0:12:28.160 --> 0:12:33.400 side of the big room against the wall, and then 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:36.040 two thirds of the room is tables. 0:12:36.520 --> 0:12:37.240 You got it so far? 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:44.440 Yeah, okay, so imagine the tables are yeah, the two 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:47.679 thirds of the room table okay. So all the seats 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:49.800 at the bar are taken, and at the bar there's 0:12:49.840 --> 0:12:53.600 TV sets and there's baseball games on and whatever's going on. 0:12:54.400 --> 0:13:00.000 And we just walked maybe five blocks from the theater, 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:03.079 and I was a little crampy from the car ride, 0:13:03.280 --> 0:13:06.679 so I wanted to sit down. So there's a table 0:13:07.040 --> 0:13:11.000 of four top table right by the bar, right where 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:16.160 where the tables begin, right, and it's maybe six or 0:13:16.200 --> 0:13:20.440 seven feet from the bar, but nobody's sitting there. Okay, 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:27.360 it's now. I sit down around seven thirty five. Show 0:13:27.360 --> 0:13:30.520 starts at eight. Okay, yeah, seven thirty five. I sit 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:32.520 down at the table. I make sure to turn the 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:35.000 chair around so I'm not sitting at the table. I'm 0:13:35.000 --> 0:13:37.320 not touching the silverware'm not touching the napkin. I'm just 0:13:37.320 --> 0:13:40.000 sitting in a chair. And my friends are all standing 0:13:40.040 --> 0:13:42.679 right there okay, drinking, drinking beers. 0:13:42.400 --> 0:13:43.000 Whatever they had. 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:46.920 And a waiter comes over and he says, excuse me, 0:13:46.920 --> 0:13:47.880 so I'm gonna need you to get up. 0:13:49.400 --> 0:13:50.480 I said, why, what's the matter? 0:13:50.840 --> 0:13:54.320 He says, I have a reservation for that table, So 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:58.520 I said, so, I said, well, all right, well when 0:13:58.520 --> 0:14:02.240 they come, I'll be glad to get up. Now I 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:05.120 need the table's reserved, so I need the table, all right, 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:07.079 no problem. So I stand up, I put the chair 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:10.080 back where it is, and we stand there. Now it's 0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:16.480 seven thirty seven. Scary, we wait, we were there until 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:21.040 seven forty six. Yeah, so another ten minutes roughly, Yeah, 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:25.600 nobody came for the table. So my question is, was 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:29.240 the reservation for seven thirty and at seven thirty seven 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:31.600 he tells me to get up when they're not there yet? 0:14:32.000 --> 0:14:35.280 Or is the reservation for seven forty five because they 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:38.640 weren't there, or is the reservation for eight The reservation 0:14:38.840 --> 0:14:43.640 was for eight o'clock, guaranteed guaranteed eight o'clock reservation, right, 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:46.000 So why is he making me get up at seven 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:49.360 thirty seven for some But there's nobody coming. 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:50.560 There's nobody there. 0:14:50.640 --> 0:14:53.960 We left at seven forty eight, roughly seven forty seven. 0:14:54.440 --> 0:14:59.600 There was nobody there, nobody your juju around that table. 0:15:00.600 --> 0:15:04.080 He doesn't know my religion, but. 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:08.760 He didn't. That guy's an asshole? Am I wrong? He's 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:11.240 an asshole. He could have let you hang out a 0:15:11.240 --> 0:15:14.480 few more minutes. I mean, what he probably didn't want 0:15:14.960 --> 0:15:20.000 was the incoming party to look and see you sitting 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:24.280 in their seat from a distance, and then you like, 0:15:24.360 --> 0:15:27.160 he shoes you away and then they're like someone was 0:15:27.200 --> 0:15:29.840 just sitting there. They don't want to when people walk 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:32.640 into it wasting on the plates. When people walk into 0:15:32.680 --> 0:15:36.040 a venue, they want to walk into they want to 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:37.840 walk into the restaurant, they want to walk in to 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:42.640 see their table, like ready to roll clean. Nobody there. 0:15:43.200 --> 0:15:49.400 You're like literally completely empty the entire space. You ran 0:15:49.440 --> 0:15:55.360 the riss Would you care? It's attiquette by the way, 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:58.600 I'm coming back to myself again, and it's coming back again. 0:15:58.640 --> 0:16:02.000 It's coming through your No, it's not, it's you my 0:16:02.120 --> 0:16:04.960 How can my equipment loop back? You have the you 0:16:05.040 --> 0:16:07.440 have the board there, it's your four million dollar appointment. 0:16:07.520 --> 0:16:09.320 It's it's it's throwing me a little bit. All right, 0:16:09.320 --> 0:16:14.880 it's gone anyway. So what I'm telling you is when 0:16:14.920 --> 0:16:17.160 you be offended. If you came to your table and 0:16:17.200 --> 0:16:19.200 someone was sitting in a chair turned around yes, and 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:22.920 and I got yes, I'd be pissed. Pissed. 0:16:22.960 --> 0:16:23.760 You'd be pissed. 0:16:23.920 --> 0:16:26.160 That's because you think nobody sits in those chairs before 0:16:26.200 --> 0:16:31.040 you get there. How fancy is this place? I just 0:16:31.080 --> 0:16:35.920 told you it's like a rustic old farmhouse, still a restaurant, okay, 0:16:35.960 --> 0:16:37.760 but you asked me how fancy it was, because you know, 0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:39.200 damn well, it's not fancy. 0:16:39.320 --> 0:16:40.760 If it was fancy, it. 0:16:40.520 --> 0:16:42.200 Is it a ball okay, if it was a bar, 0:16:42.960 --> 0:16:45.680 if it was Chili's, if it was you know, then 0:16:45.680 --> 0:16:49.400 who cares, you know? But if you have a resermetation casual, 0:16:49.520 --> 0:16:53.080 it's a casual dining place. I think there was a 0:16:53.200 --> 0:16:55.880 bar five feet away and these were some of the 0:16:55.920 --> 0:16:58.000 tables by the ball. I think things get a little 0:16:58.040 --> 0:17:01.840 bit more serious when reservations are in play. 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:04.520 If it was like legedly, if. 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:07.879 He was if he had let's say, he was just 0:17:07.920 --> 0:17:10.520 seating a party that just walked in off the street 0:17:10.680 --> 0:17:12.159 and I see you, you know, and that was me 0:17:12.320 --> 0:17:15.520 and I saw you sitting there, not a problem. But 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:19.960 if I, as the customer, made a reservation and saw 0:17:20.000 --> 0:17:22.200 you switting there, but it changes the things. 0:17:22.400 --> 0:17:23.720 It's seven thirty seven. 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:26.440 If the reservation was for eight, couldn't he just say 0:17:26.440 --> 0:17:28.280 to me, yes, he's a duke, he's a douche I 0:17:28.280 --> 0:17:30.200 have a yeah cue. He could have there we go. 0:17:30.359 --> 0:17:32.520 He could have kicked you out at seven fifty seven. 0:17:32.920 --> 0:17:35.000 I'm just telling him, I have a party coming in 0:17:35.000 --> 0:17:36.000 in twenty three minutes. 0:17:36.080 --> 0:17:37.960 Yeah, I'm When I come back, I'm. 0:17:37.800 --> 0:17:42.160 Going to ask you, you know, complete moron, schmuck, right, asshole, douchebag, 0:17:42.359 --> 0:17:44.800 every name, come on, throw on him, throw every name 0:17:44.840 --> 0:17:45.440 of the book at him. 0:17:45.560 --> 0:17:48.359 Yeah, absolutely, Marker. He could have he could have been a. 0:17:48.359 --> 0:17:51.360 Little bit more accommodating to you. But uh, that's all. Yeah, 0:17:51.400 --> 0:17:53.239 if it was an eight o'clock reservation, it was. If 0:17:53.240 --> 0:17:56.440 it was a seven forty five reservation, which you said 0:17:56.440 --> 0:17:59.080 it wasn't because the people didn't come in at seven 0:17:59.160 --> 0:18:02.040 forty eight, then then they were late for that. Then 0:18:02.520 --> 0:18:04.680 they could have been late. If it was a seven 0:18:04.720 --> 0:18:07.080 forty five reservation and you're sitting there at seven thirty seven, 0:18:07.880 --> 0:18:10.080 that your ass is getting up. But I'm more than 0:18:10.119 --> 0:18:12.920 likely it was an eight o'clock reservation. And uh, he 0:18:12.960 --> 0:18:14.720 was being a douche because he wanted to kick you 0:18:14.800 --> 0:18:17.879 out twenty minutes early, all right, so you would be 0:18:17.880 --> 0:18:19.720 annoyed also if you were sitting I just want to 0:18:19.760 --> 0:18:21.720 just want to check. The other thing I was thinking 0:18:21.800 --> 0:18:24.199 is there was no reservation, and he was afraid the 0:18:24.240 --> 0:18:27.360 hostess or host wouldn't seat that table because they thought 0:18:27.400 --> 0:18:30.800 someone was already sitting there. I mean, I couldn't think 0:18:30.800 --> 0:18:32.680 about in a reason why he was being a dick 0:18:32.720 --> 0:18:35.320 about it. Yeah, no, there there's no especially if you 0:18:35.359 --> 0:18:37.200 were facing the other way and you weren't even touching 0:18:37.200 --> 0:18:39.920 the silverware anything. Though. I wouldn't. I wouldn't ever mess 0:18:40.000 --> 0:18:46.399 up a tables on the table cloth. I've I've managed restaurants. 0:18:46.400 --> 0:18:51.400 Come on, I wouldn't a tablecloth place or no, no, 0:18:51.400 --> 0:18:54.679 no tablecloth. Okay, Again, it was a farmhouse. It was 0:18:54.720 --> 0:18:57.800 like casual dining. It wasn't there was no table cloth. 0:18:57.880 --> 0:19:00.639 It wasn't like it was just like wooden table. A 0:19:01.440 --> 0:19:08.240 cracker barrel, all right, an upscale cracker barrel I met, 0:19:08.240 --> 0:19:09.760 you know, like all the walls of the war, the 0:19:09.800 --> 0:19:12.040 tables of wood. Yes, it was a nice place. I 0:19:12.040 --> 0:19:14.000 would I would go back, except this way. 0:19:14.080 --> 0:19:14.680 It was a dish. 0:19:14.800 --> 0:19:18.440 By the way, I'm sorry if I'm dragging a little bit. 0:19:19.119 --> 0:19:24.800 I finally completed my bedroom. Sit up, Oh sorry, sit up. 0:19:25.040 --> 0:19:28.399 I did sit ups. I struggle with those at the gym. 0:19:28.600 --> 0:19:34.360 I did three sets of ten, got thirty thirty since 0:19:34.440 --> 0:19:39.199 January first. Yeah, shut up, dick, no, I I I 0:19:39.240 --> 0:19:42.000 finished my bed. My bedroom is done. I got the rug, 0:19:42.200 --> 0:19:46.960 I got the three lamps. I got the rug has 0:19:47.280 --> 0:19:50.360 earth tones in it. It's white, but it's got it's 0:19:50.400 --> 0:19:53.240 got some earth tones in it, like some You told 0:19:53.280 --> 0:19:56.200 me you were doing a very colorful rug to offset 0:19:56.240 --> 0:19:59.000 the room. Okay, I wanted one, and I saw the 0:19:59.000 --> 0:20:01.600 perfect one, but I had to wait till the end 0:20:01.600 --> 0:20:03.840 of November to get it. So I'm like, fuck that 0:20:05.240 --> 0:20:07.199 I want. I don't know if you've ever heard of this, 0:20:07.280 --> 0:20:09.880 but there's a thing called the Internet. You can get 0:20:09.920 --> 0:20:13.320 anything you want at any moment, anytime. Not so you 0:20:13.400 --> 0:20:16.000 saw one rug you couldn't get till November. You're like, 0:20:16.000 --> 0:20:18.000 fuck it, I'm getting a white rug it was? How 0:20:18.080 --> 0:20:18.840 was your backup plan? 0:20:19.000 --> 0:20:19.080 No? 0:20:19.240 --> 0:20:21.520 Wait a second, how am I gonna find this rug? 0:20:21.600 --> 0:20:26.520 If they if they only Google image search, you can 0:20:26.600 --> 0:20:29.160 get one similar. Are you telling me you can't find 0:20:29.200 --> 0:20:31.399 a rug with colors in it? Well, I got you 0:20:31.480 --> 0:20:33.480 gotta once you get a beige rug to go with 0:20:33.560 --> 0:20:36.000