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Speaker 1: Who's that man talking in my Ron Burgundy? Hello, this

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Speaker 1: is Ron Burgundy and you guessed it. Welcome to the

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Speaker 1: Ron Burgundy Podcast. I am, of course, joined by Carolina. Carolina.

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Speaker 1: How are you? Um? I'm good? Actually think you great?

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Speaker 1: You look very pretty today. I'm just going to say

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Speaker 1: what really? Yes, you've literally never said anything complimentary about Hila.

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Speaker 1: I got eighteen hours of sleep last night, so I

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Speaker 1: feel very refreshed. Um. Today's show is is quite fascinating.

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Speaker 1: We are going to be talking about the Internet. And

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Speaker 1: the Internet, for those of you who don't know, was

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Speaker 1: originally created by the U. S. Military as a way

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Speaker 1: for members of our armed forces to trade baking recipes

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Speaker 1: connected to another computer by Alexander Graham Bell all the

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Speaker 1: way back in two thousand four. The Internet has no

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Speaker 1: doubt revolutionized the way our world works today and changed

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Speaker 1: our daily lives. I like to call the Internet the

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Speaker 1: information super Highway. That's a phrase I invented myself last

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Speaker 1: night as I was preparing research for this podcast. I

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Speaker 1: fax any notes to me like I asked her to.

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Speaker 1: I there are. There are so many things wrong with

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Speaker 1: what you just said. There's so many factual errors. I

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Speaker 1: just and you know what I did, fax you the

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Speaker 1: notes for today's show. You did, Yeah, well maybe I

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Speaker 1: was out of fax paper. Ron. You really need to

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Speaker 1: stop using that old fax machine that takes the curly

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Speaker 1: I've offered numerous times to get you something more modern. Hey,

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Speaker 1: if it ain't broke, don't fit it. But that that's

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Speaker 1: The Internet is here to stay, right sure, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: will not going anywhere. However, it's never been more dangerous.

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Speaker 1: I don't like to contribute to the culture of fear,

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Speaker 1: but the Internet is truly terrifying right now. Look at

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Speaker 1: your children. They aren't safe, the elderly or at constant risk.

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Speaker 1: he's what's referred to as a cyber security expert, so

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Speaker 1: It's going to be fascinating. It doesn't have to sound

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Speaker 1: basic interview. Crack that thing open with a ball peen

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Speaker 1: to just come to cyber security X. Let's make it

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Speaker 1: We'll be right back with our cyber security expert right

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Speaker 1: after this commercial break, and welcome back to the Ron

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Speaker 1: now by our cyber are security expert, uh, Richard Greenberg. Richard,

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Speaker 1: thank you for for joining us here on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: My pleasure. Thanks for inviting me. Richard. Can I call

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Speaker 1: you Dick? Do you go by Dick Greenberg? The last

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Speaker 1: you next Thursday. On The Ron Burgundy Podcast. This is

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Speaker 1: Ron Burgundy saying, until next time, don't be a black hat.

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Speaker 1: The Ron Burgundy Podcast is a production of I Heart

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Speaker 1: Radio and Funnier Dat. I'm Ron Burgundy. The host, writer

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Speaker 1: and executive producer. Carolina Barlow is my co host, writer

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Speaker 1: and producer. Our producers are Jack O'Brien, Nick Stump, Miles Gray,

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Speaker 1: and Whitneoda. Our executive producer is Mike Farren. Our consulting

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Speaker 1: producer is Andrew Steele. Our coordinating producer is Colin mcdougland.

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Speaker 1: Our associate producers are Anna Hosnian and Sophie Lichterman. Our

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Speaker 1: writer is Jake Vogelness. Our production coordinator is Hannah Jacobson.

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Speaker 1: This episode was engineered, mixed, and edited by Nick Stuff.

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Speaker 1: Until next time, this is Ron Burgundy.