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Speaker 1: Hey everybody, thanks for watching this week's episode. We want

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Speaker 1: I need. He makes it soper easy to find him.

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Speaker 1: And now onto the episode. There was a problem.

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Speaker 4: Wear a ticket, my.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm gonna fix my fat.

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Speaker 2: All right, thank you for coming to two cool moms.

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Speaker 2: Comed they didn't come anywhere. They're listening to it.

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Speaker 1: I try.

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Speaker 2: Thanks listening to two cool moms. I'm Joe Gatto, your

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Speaker 2: favorite mom.

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Speaker 4: I'm your second favorite mom.

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Speaker 1: I said it first, so I guess so yeah, you

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Speaker 1: didn't think to say it.

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Speaker 4: I'm the mom you want to go too, but at

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Speaker 4: an obligation. Because Joe said your first favor of mom,

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Speaker 4: You're gonna go to Joe first. But you know where

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Speaker 4: the goods are true.

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Speaker 2: If we had a mom off, what do you think

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Speaker 2: would win you and I? You make a good chicken pecada, so.

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Speaker 1: You could cook I could cookm off. So let's all

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Speaker 1: let's hit all the tropes of moms.

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Speaker 2: They cook well, okay, we're both good cooks. Tie there,

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Speaker 2: okay giving advice, we're both fantastic, okay, keeping a secret.

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Speaker 1: Fantastic shave legs.

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Speaker 4: You you crush that, I.

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Speaker 1: Win, so that's plus one.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you shave your pits too.

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Speaker 1: You're a hairless so it's uneven.

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Speaker 4: Cats, can I tell you? Okay, look, we're all on.

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Speaker 2: The road right, so wait, there's people listening to Buddy,

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Speaker 2: So let's I'm I gonna.

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Speaker 4: Have to No, no, this is not You don't have

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Speaker 4: to worry about this one. Okay. So I finished my

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Speaker 4: show this this past weekend, and I didn't eat dinner.

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Speaker 4: I was so hungry. I go to yard House, it's

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Speaker 4: right there below my hotel. I order an avocado toast

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Speaker 4: get to my room, throw some Netflix on and eat

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Speaker 4: my food and crash out. So my friend Steve is

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Speaker 4: with me, and no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.

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Speaker 1: I think I just found the title of the episode. God. Sorry, no.

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Speaker 4: So the the elevator, there's three elevators. Okay, the door

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Speaker 4: opens and as it's opening, I'm seeing feet and I

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Speaker 4: of vomit. Oh no, and the door opens and he

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Speaker 4: goes ah, and we were like eh. So then I

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Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't know if I can eat again.

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Speaker 4: So like I'm thinking, okay, let's just give it a second.

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Speaker 4: I go, okay, let's just hit the thing again. I

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Speaker 4: I can't even go in and set him set them up.

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Speaker 4: But you're thinking, these things go up all the time

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Speaker 4: Three other people come over. Okay, the like these three

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Speaker 4: Button and I'm like turning around praying. I'm like praying

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Speaker 4: right now, I know, I know, it's like, ah, help, Meg,

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Speaker 4: Like hell, why won't you help me like somebody else women.

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Speaker 1: Poor fellow's probably still there. Well he was alive, Okay,

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Speaker 4: And once I knew he was alive, I was like, okay,

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Speaker 4: I'm not going to get in the middle of this.

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Speaker 4: As soon as I got to my room, I called

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Speaker 4: the front desk and I said, there's there's a portly

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Speaker 4: Asian man who booted all over your elevator.

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Speaker 1: The log Steve Burn. Oh no, no, no, that's you.

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Speaker 4: The woman on the phone goes, not again.

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Speaker 1: God, yeah, poor fellow.

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Speaker 4: They must see some crazy shit.

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Speaker 1: Forget a hotel front desk. People in general you could

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Speaker 1: probably talk to as well.

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Speaker 2: You know our boy here, Mark before he became world

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Speaker 2: famous comedian, Mark ga Guardian.

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Speaker 4: And not just at any hotel, No, he was at

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Speaker 4: the Ritz. Carlton, I believe we're not talking Lakina.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not talking about a Hampton.

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Speaker 4: We're not even talking to Mario.

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Speaker 1: Shot in your mouth.

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Speaker 2: If you're talking to me about a red roof crew,

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Speaker 2: I don't want to hear yourself. Listen, you could take

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Speaker 2: your fucking Kempton in.

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Speaker 1: And shove it straight up your ass sideways. Because also,

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Speaker 1: thank you to our spending sponsor.

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Speaker 2: Did you so you worked at the Ritz, Carlton, Was

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Speaker 2: that your first first front desk experience?

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Speaker 1: Never worked at front desk?

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Speaker 4: You got the Ritz, I got the you got the

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Speaker 4: writs out of the gates at the gates. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Well, I was a cabanda boy for at the Universal

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Speaker 5: Studios Hotels, which clearly my resume was looking great.

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Speaker 1: They put you on the rits. You were putting on

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Speaker 1: the red the Ritz.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: How many hours? How many years at the Ritz?

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Speaker 5: I think like three or four at the front desk?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 4: Okay, first question, combat boy, commanda boy. Never knew this

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Speaker 4: about you? You did it? No idea? Were you getting proposition?

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Speaker 4: Like in the movies like Secret of My Success and

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Speaker 4: the young college kid, the cougar, the husband's off at

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Speaker 5: Part of my job, which was I used to love

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Speaker 5: it was every hour there was like an amenity that

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Speaker 1: The pool, cold cowl, a little bit of juice.

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Speaker 5: Like a little smoothie, chilled cucumbers. Then there would be

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Speaker 5: my favorite was the evy on missed spray, so every

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Speaker 5: had to go up to these ladies and go, can

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Speaker 5: I interest you in a cool refreshing miss that be nice?

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Speaker 5: And everyone who took out, everyone who wanted it was disgusting.

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Speaker 1: Mark would go he hit the button to be like,

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Speaker 5: I think my husband Gary wants it too, and I'm like,

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Speaker 4: They are so close to these people.

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Speaker 5: But yeah, so I used to like that though, giving

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Speaker 4: So at the front desk, though, what was one of

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Speaker 4: the crazier things you've seen? You must have seen some crazy, man,

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Speaker 4: I saw crazy.

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Speaker 5: A lot of stuff was from international folks who would

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Speaker 5: Know, obviously different customs and people do different things. But

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Speaker 4: I saw that.

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Speaker 5: Multiple times, Like they'd be like we need a room

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Speaker 1: And so you me and Lebron James the goat.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you have a real animal goat and what And

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Speaker 5: then halfway through their stay, the goat would not be

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Speaker 4: Whoa, yeah, where would they goat it?

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Speaker 5: No, So like a lot of these delegations would come

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Speaker 5: And then they would cook all the food that would

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's crazy. So they would bring their own goats

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Speaker 4: and that that would be their dinner because.

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Speaker 1: The wouldn't want to procure, so the goats weren't flown in.

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Speaker 5: Like probably, yeah, But they would bring everything in. So

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Speaker 5: a lot of them would refurnish the entire rooms, stripped

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Speaker 5: mean like the delegations would strip the rooms.

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Speaker 4: Of all of our furniture.

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Speaker 1: Their own hole furniture.

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Speaker 5: Oh really yeah, I saw that all the time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess the biggest tips.

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Speaker 4: Tips for check ins.

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Speaker 5: Oh well, I give this to you one of my

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Speaker 5: one of the people spend a lot of money on hotels,

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Speaker 5: and they don't realize. They think that everything should be entitled.

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Speaker 5: I will I want an upgrade, give me an upgrade.

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Speaker 5: I'm this status whatever. And the best advice is that

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Speaker 5: if you take one twentieth of your room night's day

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Speaker 5: and tip the front desk, they'll you're you're in forever.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So, like, for example, you stay at like a nice

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Speaker 5: hotel or even a good hotel, and you tip the

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Speaker 5: front desk twenty thirty forty fifty bucks like you are

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Speaker 5: in their mind for your entire stay. You have an

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Speaker 5: ally in the hotel. So it's much better just to

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Speaker 5: like have you know, if you're gonna spend four hundred

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Speaker 5: night room, just allocate an extra fifty bucks when you

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Speaker 5: check in, and you'd be blown away.

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Speaker 4: How much.

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Speaker 5: You stand out because like only one maybe two people

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Speaker 5: a day will do that, and those people.

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Speaker 1: Instead of being like, oh, the gift shops right here,

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Speaker 1: Yeah. The hope by tip after is housekeeping. Housekeeping.

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Speaker 4: But you've always been a good tipper?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I do. I learned it from my dad. I

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Speaker 5: He says, I'm down to my last of my savings

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Speaker 4: I mean restaurants, restaurant in retail, right, restaurant in retail.

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Speaker 1: Uber and or door Dash.

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Speaker 4: God blessed door Dash and Uber eats.

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Speaker 1: God bless them guys.

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Speaker 4: Because Uber's one thing. It's one they'ing going to drive somebody.

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Speaker 4: It's the thing to get there, Grab the food. Do

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Speaker 4: I have all the utensils? Hall ass back? They paid extra.

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Speaker 4: It's gotta be hot first. Can't let the pizza slide.

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Speaker 1: This traffic move. I gotta get this, I gotta get this.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, anxiety terrible.

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Speaker 1: Why not just work for like a Dominoes? Well, you know,

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Speaker 1: we deliver and every time.

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Speaker 4: Bang it out.

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Speaker 4: I always I always worked in a restaurant where it's

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Speaker 2: You like also, you like to eat everywhere everywhere. You

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Speaker 2: know what I call a finicky eater, buddy. I've seen

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Speaker 2: you eat golf. We dropped the floor if you had

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Speaker 2: some whisky, true story, dropped a ham sandwich, was like, it's.

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Speaker 4: All right, it's true. Inflation now it's a it's a

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Speaker 1: But yeah, anything with anxiety, anything that.

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Speaker 1: We're so excited about it was like a sushi Brita, Yes,

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Speaker 4: It was garbage.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was garbage.

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Speaker 4: It wasn't even good that.

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Speaker 1: You're like, guys, I got a sushi burritos.

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Speaker 1: We ripped into you for it was you sold it

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Speaker 1: so hard. You're like, guys, it's a sushi burrito. Like

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Speaker 5: Go think about it, warm tortilla, cold fish one kids in.

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Speaker 4: But here's the thing, Like anybody else's like, it's okay,

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Speaker 3: You bought it too for the joke. I threw it

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Speaker 3: sweet I took you all, I got a sushi burritos.

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Speaker 2: Like really, they're probably like that sucks it out. They're

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Speaker 2: probably they're gonna be great. We took about like disgusting bag.

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Speaker 4: It hit them sauce and salmon.

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Speaker 1: Salta and salmon together, it is disco. He could the

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Speaker 4: The girl next question what this from? Do we answer it?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: It was like, what would you do for a job?

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Speaker 4: You said, Oh, I work in a restaurant.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Uh, Lisa asks, what was your dream job as a kid.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I wanted to be an architect growing up? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I loved like mister Brady. I didn't even know architect

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Speaker 2: I wanted to create video games. I used to pretend

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember that, and I was like, this is

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Speaker 2: And I would like write X equals fourteen whatever and

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Speaker 2: Jason's like what, like yeah, Because he had a Tandy

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Speaker 1: You probably could have probably could.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I probably could I go if I got into it,

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Speaker 1: But I never took that. Yeah, I never took that.

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Speaker 4: How old are you at this time?

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Speaker 1: Twelve thirteen? Okay, Yeah, I took coding in high school.

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Speaker 2: We had computer lab right, and you were able to

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Speaker 1: It was called right.

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Speaker 2: You had to write all this stuff and you would

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Speaker 2: to like to loop, like you would write in a number,

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Speaker 1: You'd write these programs, and I was like, oh, that

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Speaker 2: So a computer science would probably be a different There's

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Speaker 2: probably a bizarro Joe out there that does computer science

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Speaker 4: Looking back, if I had a dream job, I would

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Speaker 4: go into gender studies. When we were growing up, because

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Speaker 1: Don't know what was your dream job? Stupid, We're not

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Speaker 1: let to do comedy. You kids do comedy. Just make

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Speaker 1: it funny.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, Sorry that joke was so bad.

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Speaker 1: Now now we keep it in. Now we keep it in.

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Speaker 4: That's all back, astronaut, For sure.

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Speaker 1: I was because it's a real space cadet. It's lin

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Speaker 4: You like space, love space. I got like calendars and

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Speaker 4: cut them all up and put the pictures all over. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I wanted. But you have to be good at science.

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Speaker 1: You said, you've got calendars.

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Speaker 4: I had these NASA calendars and I would cut the pictures

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Speaker 2: It's like it's like a it's like a swimsuit edition

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Speaker 1: It's like buzzle put a face on me, a Lomstrong

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I was obsessed. Yeah, I don't know. Actually, it's so

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Speaker 4: funny about what did you what?

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Speaker 1: You were a fucking campanda.

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Speaker 4: Boy? Would you look amissed? We would you dreaming about

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Speaker 4: the stars? You're you're you're spraying down on the Jewish retiring.

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Speaker 4: Yeah you want a miss with your pelado, mister Schwartz

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Speaker 4: bug the fuck?

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Speaker 5: What were the what were the images that you put

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Speaker 4: That's all interesting, all the different planets, And.

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Speaker 1: You made fun of me for writing code.

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Speaker 4: But I always thought it was like it was like

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Speaker 4: the the outfits were cool, like the the space suits

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to you a true or false? Okay,

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Speaker 1: true false, tru false.

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Speaker 2: You had in your room the glow and dark star stickers.

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Speaker 2: Remember those when they put them up? My dad was

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Speaker 4: My Then they shred your ceilings because my kids have it.

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Speaker 1: Now you're stupid all you give it to your kids?

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Speaker 2: Does your son cut out pictures of grown men bang

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Speaker 2: them on the wall in astronaut outfits? You think he

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, my son is uh, he's he's all,

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Speaker 2: Really, my son is obsessed with space loves I love space. Yeah,

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00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,320
Speaker 2: but uh he likes your son. If you if your

446
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,080
Speaker 2: kids dream jougs, what are your kids leaning towards? Like

447
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:27,159
Speaker 2: Malana wants to be a DJ or a veterinarian and

448
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:28,560
Speaker 2: Remo wants.

449
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:33,520
Speaker 1: To be uh uh I think is stay at home son.

450
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:35,920
Speaker 1: I don't know what he is.

451
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,119
Speaker 4: No, Remo is gonna be awesome. Whatever he's gonna be,

452
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,400
Speaker 4: can tell you can just like this kid's gonna he's

453
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:44,960
Speaker 4: got it. He's got it. Yeah. My daughter, I don't know.

454
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,800
Speaker 4: She does soccer. She's twelve, right, she's yeah, twelve.

455
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,240
Speaker 1: She's not talking about long term.

456
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:53,200
Speaker 4: I think she mentioned architecture one time, but there was

457
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:55,879
Speaker 4: there was like two or three years ago she said

458
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,520
Speaker 4: maybe I'll be a teacher. It's like there's no money

459
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:01,960
Speaker 4: in that. Totally up front with her. But my son,

460
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:06,080
Speaker 4: my son has mentioned veterinarian once or twice, and I think.

461
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,560
Speaker 1: It's a big kid one nowadays vets.

462
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't remember growing up, when we were growing up,

463
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,159
Speaker 2: I don't remember kids want to be veterinarians. But I

464
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,040
Speaker 2: feel like, now you go to that bullshit do you

465
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,280
Speaker 2: go to the bullshit one of your school?

466
00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:15,960
Speaker 1: The kids, the kids stupid.

467
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:18,320
Speaker 2: Fucking play where we're making a community and yeah, everybody

468
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,840
Speaker 2: has to pick a job. There's like forty seven veterinarians

469
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:23,280
Speaker 2: now really, yeah, like there was just so many. During

470
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:24,640
Speaker 2: the song they come up and they sing.

471
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:29,720
Speaker 1: Like we heal cats and dogs. Don't forget about ponies

472
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:33,840
Speaker 1: and dogs. Veterinarians go back. It's so dumb, but there

473
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,080
Speaker 1: was like so many veterinarians.

474
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:39,119
Speaker 4: Yea, my son is my daughter got a cat. So

475
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:42,399
Speaker 4: my son's like, can I get a dog? And Jess

476
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,439
Speaker 4: just puts the kabash because she's like, I don't have

477
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:44,800
Speaker 4: the time.

478
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:45,479
Speaker 1: She's gonna dad.

479
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:48,080
Speaker 4: It's all on you guys, and you're not responsible. And

480
00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:49,560
Speaker 4: we did a thing where we had a trial run.

481
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,200
Speaker 4: We had a dog living with us for a week,

482
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:54,800
Speaker 4: foster whatever our neighbors left, and so for the first

483
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,160
Speaker 4: four days the kids were loving it. The third day

484
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,199
Speaker 4: they're just like out over it.

485
00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,200
Speaker 1: I don't want to walk the dog.

486
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,280
Speaker 4: And I'm like, fuck, I'll walk the dog. So they

487
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:02,800
Speaker 4: got over it pretty quickly. So that was a great

488
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,600
Speaker 4: lesson a responsibility. But my son now is like, I

489
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:09,320
Speaker 4: want a cat? Can I get a kitten? And you know,

490
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,600
Speaker 4: cats are so much easier than dogs, just the litter

491
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:12,399
Speaker 4: and the food.

492
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,720
Speaker 2: So it's sustaining a bit more, especially for children.

493
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, we could leave town for six days and it's fine,

494
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:19,480
Speaker 4: but my wife is like, why don't you put on

495
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:23,200
Speaker 4: a presentation of why you think you deserve a cat?

496
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:26,200
Speaker 4: So great, so he put together a PowerPoint presentation which

497
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,360
Speaker 4: he slides and he put the titles up and everything,

498
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:33,000
Speaker 4: and literally the first line he says, he goes, uh,

499
00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:37,040
Speaker 4: he goes, this is my presentation why kent me would

500
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:40,240
Speaker 4: be the perfect kid for a kitten.

501
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:40,639
Speaker 1: He's got it.

502
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,479
Speaker 4: And I was like, that's not bad. That's it.

503
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:45,800
Speaker 1: It's not bad, man, same thing.

504
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,720
Speaker 4: He's got it, man, I said Jess. I looked at her.

505
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,320
Speaker 4: I was like, you got to do it now. So

506
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,640
Speaker 4: she's picking up a kit and for him on a Wednesday, Oh.

507
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,960
Speaker 1: Really, no idea.

508
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:58,439
Speaker 4: And every day he's come home from school since that presentation,

509
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:01,240
Speaker 4: he has asked every single day as soon as he

510
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,399
Speaker 4: puts his knapsack down, you guys look into the kitten

511
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:04,240
Speaker 4: or anything like that.

512
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,719
Speaker 1: I hope it's the first day he doesn't ask and

513
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:07,359
Speaker 1: you have it.

514
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:10,320
Speaker 2: Ah, great, Yeah, you should hold that cat like hide

515
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:13,040
Speaker 2: it until then, just put it somewhere.

516
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,440
Speaker 1: Just smother, rich, smarter. We have a cat in my house.

517
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:16,320
Speaker 4: You have a cat.

518
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,399
Speaker 1: My in laws have a cat.

519
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:19,479
Speaker 4: I never knew that a cat.

520
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:20,760
Speaker 1: I've seen it.

521
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:23,000
Speaker 2: Five times in my home. It's lived in two separate

522
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,960
Speaker 2: houses with me, I swear on my mother. I've seen

523
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,560
Speaker 2: it five times. It's lived in two different houses. It

524
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,560
Speaker 2: used to hide in Lindbrook us to hide underneath the

525
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:31,760
Speaker 2: bed and never saw it. And then now it lives

526
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,679
Speaker 2: in there like little room, sweet thing because we have

527
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,399
Speaker 2: all the dogs and it just lives there, sits in

528
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:36,919
Speaker 2: their window.

529
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,159
Speaker 4: Well, let me let me say this. The one thing

530
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:42,320
Speaker 4: about this kitten. We've seen pictures of it, and it's

531
00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:44,479
Speaker 4: a really it's a kitten. It's cute, right, I met it,

532
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,760
Speaker 4: never met it. So my wife is going Wednesday morning,

533
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 4: like make sure everything's okay whatever, And the woman's like, oh,

534
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:54,040
Speaker 4: it's very friendly, it's very cuddly. It likes to cuddle.

535
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,959
Speaker 4: So I think kettle like that. And then she sent

536
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:58,399
Speaker 4: us a video of the kitten and the kitten sitting

537
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,000
Speaker 4: down and just looking at the camera and then gets

538
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 4: walks away and its tail is like that fucking long.

539
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,479
Speaker 4: It's like got the tail of like a spider monkey.

540
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,440
Speaker 4: And I was like, what the fuck is that? And

541
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:11,240
Speaker 4: I don't know, just I don't know. There's something off

542
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,720
Speaker 4: now to me about the kitten, Like it's weird. I've

543
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,280
Speaker 4: never seen a tail that long on a cat in

544
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:20,560
Speaker 4: my life. Does it grow into the tail, It's gonna

545
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 4: be a fucking snow leopard. It's massive it's gotta be.

546
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:27,160
Speaker 4: It's if the kitten's this big, the tails like that big.

547
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:30,639
Speaker 1: You have to see these dummies, these videos with people

548
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,439
Speaker 1: like I thought it was a kitten and it's like

549
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:35,920
Speaker 1: a panther videos.

550
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:40,240
Speaker 2: They're out there just a huge oh they like we

551
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,919
Speaker 2: found we found this puppy. It's a fox, like you know,

552
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,360
Speaker 2: like I saw this one this woman, like we thought

553
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 2: it was a black cat, it was a panther.

554
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,800
Speaker 4: I thought it was a ra turns out it's a

555
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:56,680
Speaker 4: sea otter. It's like, what the fuck, Well it's a raccoon.

556
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:02,959
Speaker 4: But yes, and they always get attacked, always always get attacked.

557
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,440
Speaker 4: It's like you deserve it. This is it's a fucking wolf, lady.

558
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 1: It's a wolf, but it's my wolf.

559
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,000
Speaker 2: And you see those videos those guys that are like, oh,

560
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,359
Speaker 2: I rescued this a lion when it was a baby

561
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,320
Speaker 2: and it comes full speed at them and attack.

562
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:16,920
Speaker 1: How do you know what's going that way? And that's

563
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,440
Speaker 1: gonna hug you and not rip your face.

564
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,720
Speaker 4: You were never a cat person, just all dogs.

565
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 2: My best friend next door had a cat named grey

566
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,199
Speaker 2: Bar who looked like the cat from Pet Cemetery, and

567
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:34,840
Speaker 2: I saw a pet cemeterary and it freaked me out.

568
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:36,679
Speaker 2: And then I had grey Bar across the street from me,

569
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 2: and grey Bar lived up to the hype, like he

570
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,159
Speaker 2: used to sit in the window and watch me like

571
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,320
Speaker 2: he really one of those He was creepy as shit.

572
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,680
Speaker 2: So I never really got accustomed to cats. That being said,

573
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 2: C's got a bunch of cats. I love his cats

574
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 2: when I'm at his house with pet his cats, like,

575
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:51,760
Speaker 2: I don't mind cats at all, and I mind being

576
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:52,159
Speaker 2: around them.

577
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 1: If I have to pick between the two, I love.

578
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:55,200
Speaker 4: To have a dog.

579
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,160
Speaker 2: I have an infinity for dogs more than cats. I'm

580
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,680
Speaker 2: not a cat hater. I'm not one of those people

581
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:01,959
Speaker 2: that love dogs hate cats. But if I between the two,

582
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,600
Speaker 2: will definitely have a better experience with you.

583
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 4: If I had a stable job, I'd love to have

584
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,560
Speaker 4: a dog. I love that one.

585
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,720
Speaker 1: I just see all these stable job meaning you don't

586
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,320
Speaker 1: think it'll be working.

587
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 4: I'm just just like if I was home like, and

588
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 4: I don't want to be that douche that like, there's

589
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 4: guys that bring it everywhere every time, bring it on stage.

590
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 4: It's like relax, relax, No, no, no, that's not you. You bring

591
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,639
Speaker 4: it on occasion you did still not lie that. No,

592
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 4: there's three three comics. I could tell you right now,

593
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 4: I could give you one initial and I can't say

594
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 4: that it drives me nuts. Yeah.

595
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 1: Sorry, let's move on, Steve.

596
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 4: What was the question?

597
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 1: I forget? Do we answer it?

598
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:41,639
Speaker 4: Oh? What was your dream job?

599
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,800
Speaker 1: Dream job was good? Yeah? We did great. There that's

600
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:44,879
Speaker 1: a great tedgent. We followed that one.

601
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 4: We follow that one down the right sun got a kitten.

602
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:47,680
Speaker 4: There we go. I answered it.

603
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:54,480
Speaker 5: Okay, next question we have comes from Rachel. I found

604
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:57,160
Speaker 5: out my boyfriend hooked up with one of my friends

605
00:25:57,160 --> 00:26:00,439
Speaker 5: before we started dating. I'm not mad at him, but

606
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,680
Speaker 5: I'm struggling with hanging out with my friends and him together.

607
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 4: Now.

608
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 5: Is it a jealousy issue on me? How can I

609
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 5: coexist knowing this happened with my friends and him.

610
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:11,480
Speaker 1: Well, you just.

611
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 4: Can't picture him doing things, you know, physically to your FRIENDE.

612
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,719
Speaker 4: Once you get past that hurdle, you knowing that they

613
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 4: had emotional ties, but that he pleasured her, you know,

614
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:24,119
Speaker 4: with his tongue or his face in between his face

615
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 4: was in between her legs at some.

616
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 1: Point, just shut out to think about that. Yeah, I

617
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 1: think that's gonna be the best Once you.

618
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 4: Get past that, it's fine. What's the next question?

619
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 2: I think you know it's hard, but everybody has a pass.

620
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 2: But when the past is thrown in your face by

621
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 2: them being around you, that's different, right, you know, right, yeah,

622
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 2: because like everybody's had made love or sweet tenderness to

623
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 2: someone earlier before you everywhere, you know.

624
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:47,440
Speaker 4: Yeah.

625
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 1: Besides, if you're somebody's first moan, but that's far.

626
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 4: Somebody's been in somebody's mouth.

627
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 1: Someone has been There's been mouths involved.

628
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 4: There's mouths and units us.

629
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 1: And parts involved. That's what we're saying.

630
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,280
Speaker 2: So I think the takeaway here is if they're not

631
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 2: looking at each other like longingly, try to move on.

632
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,440
Speaker 1: I mean it was in the past exactly.

633
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 4: Fluids have been exchanged, right, This is all the same

634
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 4: things we're saying. Yeah, they've been together, not speaking, but grunting.

635
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:15,200
Speaker 2: From this, they know how each other grunts, and that's

636
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 2: really the thing to take away from here.

637
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,119
Speaker 1: I think that the hardest part of it all is

638
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 1: that you have to see them in the same room

639
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:21,400
Speaker 1: at the same time.

640
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,639
Speaker 4: Here's where it gets tricky. If like the two of

641
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 4: them are in a room and you're there and they say,

642
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,119
Speaker 4: would you mind holding a camera like, that's where it

643
00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 4: gets they.

644
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 2: Asked you to be excuses them for a minute, That's

645
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 2: where it gets odd, like you should probably that's where

646
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 2: the antennas go up.

647
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 1: I don't think we're helping this person very much.

648
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:42,120
Speaker 4: If she looks at you and and looks at your

649
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 4: boyfriend and winks and goes like just get over it.

650
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 1: Or just goes I'm exhausted.

651
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 2: I think the hardest part I'm trying to think when

652
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 2: I was coming up and I was in high school,

653
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,959
Speaker 2: we definitely all circulated the same group of guys and girls.

654
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,639
Speaker 2: The friend groups always made out with different ones at

655
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 2: different times. Some became girlfriend's long term boyfriends. That definitely happened.

656
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:10,600
Speaker 2: We weren't being super intimate, but it was definitely hooking up,

657
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:13,880
Speaker 2: making out whatever. So with those times when we were

658
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 2: hanging out, it didn't necessarily bother each other or anybody.

659
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:18,639
Speaker 2: I don't think. I think we were all still just

660
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:22,479
Speaker 2: all friends coexisting. I think it gets weirder with the

661
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 2: length of time that people dated and the intensity of

662
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 2: the relationship is they were like hardco a boyfriend girlfriend

663
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 2: for a year and a half and they then it

664
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,120
Speaker 2: was like a messy breakup and stuff that makes it hard.

665
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 2: But if they hooked up after a bar when they

666
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 2: were drunk once or twice, like, that's a different story, right, Yeah,

667
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 2: So I think you need to You don't want to

668
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 2: ruin a friendship that doesn't need to be ruined because

669
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 2: of your insecurities. I there's nothing to be insecure about

670
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 2: it if you again, security from your partner and your

671
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 2: friend isn't given you any indication and it was more

672
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 2: than anything than just a hookup. Don't ruin those two

673
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 2: relationships based on insecurity, is my true advice.

674
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, you're probably reading more into it than is there,

675
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 4: because if there was something there to your point, you

676
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 4: would pick up on it your social cues. But also,

677
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 4: if they were to be together, they'd be together.

678
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 1: You're not, and right, they've chosen not to be together.

679
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's invested his time in you, so you need

680
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 4: to trust that and honor it and go with it.

681
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want to throw away something for no reason.

682
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 2: That's the biggest point.

683
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 4: Yeah.

684
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 1: And then also everybody in this situation is aware of it,

685
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 1: So why isn't it being spoken about?

686
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 2: Like it's got to be one of those things where

687
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 2: like if you're having a thing, or something comes up

688
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 2: on your radar, you should either talk to your close

689
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 2: friend about something that came up on the radar because

690
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 2: of her, or your boyfriend because of someone chemical.

691
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 4: I am to your point though, It just comes down

692
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 4: to security. What are you contributing to this? What are

693
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 4: you doing to yourself?

694
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody's been with somebody before too. This person just

695
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 2: happens to be in your life.

696
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 4: Exactly, nailed it, Joe, that was great.

697
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 1: That's way better. Wow, we started off rocky, but we

698
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 1: got there. I still think the first part was also

699
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:56,959
Speaker 1: very helpful.

700
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 5: Sophia asked, this is on what would for each of you?

701
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 5: What would be the three items that you'd bring with

702
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 5: you to a desert island?

703
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,720
Speaker 4: Three items so you can't be a person that has

704
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 4: to be an item right?

705
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 1: A plane so I could leave right like immediately, Like

706
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 1: that's the stupid I need one item. A plane.

707
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 2: I bring a plane, so I could leave a boat,

708
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 2: just a boat in case the plane doesn't work, I

709
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 2: can grab the boat and make it like a cruise

710
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 2: ship so I could have some fun on it. I

711
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 2: bring a plane, I bring a cruise ship, and I

712
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 2: bring the satellite phone.

713
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 1: So I could call for help if both other ones

714
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 1: don't work. Those are my.

715
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 4: Three things those carry on items. Carry on.

716
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 1: Let's play her game the way she wants to be played.

717
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 2: Okay, I would definitely bring, first and foremost a deck

718
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 2: of cards.

719
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 1: Really need some sort of entertainment. Cards are so much fun, endless,

720
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 1: endless possibilities.

721
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 2: When it comes cards, you can make a card games.

722
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,719
Speaker 2: You could play the game ones. You know, I probably

723
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 2: bring a.

724
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 1: Knife that I would need a knife. I would need

725
00:30:59,160 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 1: a knife.

726
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 4: I love I would love nothing more than see you.

727
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 4: And like one of those shows alone. Like I wake

728
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 4: up in the morning, I'm naked, wake up.

729
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 2: Every every morning in my life is naked, afrae. When

730
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 2: I wake up, I'm surrounded by animals. I'm naked afraid.

731
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 4: She's saying cards.

732
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 1: I would definitely say car knife.

733
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 2: I think I would need a knife. Right, You're gonna

734
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 2: need a knife. Yeah, I don't know what I would

735
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 2: do with it, but I wouldn't need it. And then

736
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 2: maybe like, uh, a jacket.

737
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 1: It's kind of gay cold at night, Jesus Christ.

738
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 2: Right, I need a blanket, probably a black probably a duvet,

739
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 2: a blanket. I bring a big blanket and I just

740
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 2: want blanket, a duvet because at night it's the islands.

741
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 4: So I know I'm going to be stranded out on

742
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 4: an island.

743
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 1: Yes you know.

744
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna bring a firestarter, one of those fire starters.

745
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 1: You canna read, pimple.

746
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 4: It was like a little flip. It was like a

747
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 4: little flip.

748
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 1: That's entertainment.

749
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 4: No, I bring those little flint starters where I can,

750
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 4: I could start a fire. Bring a pair of shoes

751
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 4: because you're gonna explore a lot, So I bring shoes.

752
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 2: Like hiking boots. You need something to you need steel,

753
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 2: I recommend a steel toe.

754
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 1: Here we go.

755
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, you never know when a palm tree is

756
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 4: gonna fall on.

757
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 1: Your tone, some sort of animal comes out. You got

758
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 1: to give it a comes out. Give her? What have you?

759
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 4: Those two and like I guess like a water filter,

760
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 4: a water filter like one of those pictures are like

761
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 4: one of those you can take not with like a

762
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 4: filtration system. Pan a pant so I could boil water.

763
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: Pan is great, there you go. Pan is a good one.

764
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of like.

765
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 4: Water, So I would they have things where like you

766
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 4: put it in it purifies like you could put in

767
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 4: a stream and it distills in it purifies.

768
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: But then after hearing your answers, I might take out

769
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 1: the deck of.

770
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 2: Cards, survival, these kind of things.

771
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 5: That's exactly the two of you together. Steve went for

772
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 5: like how can I eat? And Steve and Joe set

773
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 5: up a casino.

774
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 4: He had to take it when he's to do.

775
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 2: A pair of shoes March. I don't know why we

776
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 2: both thought we'd be naked, though. I imagine you'd have clothes.

777
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 4: You know you're going, Yeah, i'd have some tattered clothing.

778
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 1: But again, I still go back to a plane, a

779
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 1: satellite phone, and a boat. If I could bring Adrian,

780
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 1: that's okay. Satellite phone is like the number one number one.

781
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 1: It's got to be Jurassic Parking.

782
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 5: Brett has a question for us. He goes, I have

783
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 5: a terrible roommate who's signed on to the least with

784
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 5: me for another seven months. Moms, do you have any

785
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 5: suggestions so I can survive.

786
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 1: This seven months?

787
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 2: Like do a lot of trips, like not be there

788
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 2: as much as you can for seven months.

789
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 1: I had a.

790
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 2: Situation like that where I had a third room and

791
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 2: it wasn't going well and we had to like I

792
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 2: just worked more or was like out of the house more.

793
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 2: I think it's the number one thing it's got. Look,

794
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 2: you could do one of two things. You could be

795
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 2: in the house and be miserable. You could be out

796
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,799
Speaker 2: of the house and explore your community and or friendships,

797
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 2: go to people's houses, do things like stay.

798
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 1: Out of the house more, just be the house to sleep.

799
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 1: I think I was basically in the house to sleep

800
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 1: pretty much for time. Yeah, for a while.

801
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just left. I had a horrible lease with somebody,

802
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 4: and I said, why don't you find somebody you'd like

803
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:30,759
Speaker 4: to live with and I'll dip. He goes great, and

804
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 4: I dipped. So I I literally I just left and

805
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 4: I found a new place. Well, leases can be broken

806
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,400
Speaker 4: if it's a situation as well. People think that it's like,

807
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 4: oh I'm on the lease. Yeah, well you could break

808
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 4: the lease. Yeah, you can break the lease. But but

809
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 4: I had a conversation. I just said, look, I want

810
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,400
Speaker 4: to get out of here. I you know, obviously we

811
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 4: don't get along.

812
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 6: So he didn't like you, probably too though, right, Uh,

813
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 6: I'll give you his initials Eddie Ift.

814
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:01,880
Speaker 4: But he uh yeah, actually I remember the straw that

815
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:06,880
Speaker 4: broke the camel's back. He was going to Vegas and

816
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 4: he met a stripper and they were dating for like

817
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 4: two weeks. I came home from a USO tour and

818
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 4: she was there. I came back from Afghanistan. Not only

819
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 4: was she there ready, she moved in. She moved into

820
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 4: our house. I saw these suitcases and now I'm living

821
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 4: with him and a stripper, and I'm like done. He

822
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 4: didn't say to you, hey, this, never mentioned it to me,

823
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 4: never emailed, no, nothing. And that's when I left. I

824
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 4: got my car and I wrote a check to There's

825
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 4: a There's an apartment building right on Sunset, across the

826
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 4: street from the Laugh Factory and it was next to

827
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:49,319
Speaker 4: Bristol Farms. And I gave him a check. I said,

828
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:50,800
Speaker 4: I said, when can I move in? He said, you

829
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 4: can move in right now. I go fucking done. I

830
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 4: brought my stuff in. I went next to to Bristol Farms.

831
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 4: I got like a fifteen dollars soup. I didn't realize

832
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 4: how expensive it was, and in line in front of

833
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 4: me was Lando kil Riscian and I was like, this

834
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:03,279
Speaker 4: is the greatest day.

835
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 1: Of my life.

836
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, the greatest day month. I just met Lando kil Rissian.

837
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 4: I got my own place. I'm on Sunset Boulevard and

838
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 4: I'm not living with.

839
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 2: Let me take these shoes, this spot, and this fire starter.

840
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,359
Speaker 2: I'm gonna start my own fucking life here.

841
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 4: That's how it started.

842
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 1: That's how it all started. That's fantastic.

843
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:24,359
Speaker 2: I Yeah, that's that's that's tough to be to have

844
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 2: to like do that, but I think it's always better.

845
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 1: It's better than making yourself miserable for seven months.

846
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, one hundred percent. You got to take control of that.

847
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 4: Yeh seven months is too long. If it was two

848
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,800
Speaker 4: or three, yeah, like maybe ride it out. It's a

849
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 4: few weeks, right, yep, I mean half over half a year?

850
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:44,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, hold on, you're right. I ran the numbers. It's

851
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 2: over half a year, guys. SI's because six would be

852
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 2: heavy year, because twelve months seven it's just over but

853
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,839
Speaker 2: less than five less then yeah, hold on, yeah, that

854
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 2: that checks out there.

855
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 4: He took seven and doubled it. That'd be more.

856
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:58,839
Speaker 1: That'd be more than more than years. That's why we're

857
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 1: talking the same. We'll shoot the same. Well, hey they haven't.

858
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,799
Speaker 1: That was two cool moms. I have been Joe Gatto. Listen, Steve,

859
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 1: I want to say something about you. I love you

860
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 1: and your fish sweater.

861
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 2: If you guys haven't watched on, Have you guys haven't

862
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 2: watched the episode? If you're just listening to it, I

863
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 2: encourage you to please check out this fish sweater.

864
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,120
Speaker 1: My boy Steve is a log under the YouTube and

865
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 1: taking a look. It's fantastic.

866
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 7: If you want to go see Steve on the road

867
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:34,479
Speaker 7: doing comedies, you go to Steve on Bunch of not Live.

868
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 1: Search of Steve byrne b y rn E. I'm Joe

869
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:39,759
Speaker 1: Gatdo Joe gattoficial dot com.

870
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 2: You want to see my boy Mark, He's out on

871
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 2: the road with me and we'll see you next time.

872
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:44,240
Speaker 1: On Two Cool Mobs