Speaker 1: Welcome back to this episode of Emergency in Chaircom. Oh, Drew,
Speaker 1: you said it wrong. It's like the good old days.
Speaker 1: It's like the good old days. Welcome back to Emergency Intercom.
Speaker 2: I think while you do this episode, I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: use my phone so that they're because I was thinking, like,
Speaker 2: there's a lot of footage of me talking and being
Speaker 2: intertwined in conversation, but there's not enough footage of me
Speaker 2: just like ignoring people to committing committing and sitting and
Speaker 2: using my phone in.
Speaker 1: Front of people. But okay, so I wanted to start
Speaker 1: this episode off by saying I think I have Parkinson's
Speaker 1: or so I'm like pre diabetic, right, or I think
Speaker 1: I have pre diabetes, but I think I have pre
Speaker 1: Parkinson's because my pointer finger has been shaking a lot lately.
Speaker 2: Okay, So no, yeah, I know you. You can't just
Speaker 2: keep thinking of things that you think you haven't claiming
Speaker 2: to the public that you have them. I think I
Speaker 2: need somebody to go through and do like a check
Speaker 2: of how many like different like diseases or medical issues
Speaker 2: you've claimed to have publically, because I'm not kidding, I
Speaker 2: think you've maybe surpassed.
Speaker 1: Ten black mold poisoning, Parkinson's.
Speaker 2: Pre diabetes, and you claim to.
Speaker 1: Have diabetes, cancerous tumors, yeah, middling my body.
Speaker 2: You also claim that you were experiencing was it when
Speaker 2: you lose oxygen?
Speaker 1: So you're like, oh, hypoxyay.
Speaker 2: You claim hypoxy. I know there's more. There has to be.
Speaker 1: More, no, But in all seriousness, my pointer finger has
Speaker 1: been shaking and I've done some uh google searches, done
Speaker 1: some research, and I think it's like muscle dystrophy from
Speaker 1: scrolling on my phone too much. And I'm not kidding
Speaker 1: because all of it was like, oh, it's like muscle
Speaker 1: over use. Like it's like people's fingers shake sometimes if
Speaker 1: they like have like over use of it.
Speaker 2: You know what's craziest Sometimes like I have two fingers
Speaker 2: on my hand after I hang out with your mom
Speaker 2: that literally won't stop shaking.
Speaker 1: My god.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's three if we're like feeling crazy, but it's
Speaker 2: usually just.
Speaker 1: Two from what like y'all scroll like I'll do some
Speaker 1: parallel play like scrolling on a phone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've the pink five in the stink.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, isn't it?
Speaker 1: I said? Someone up for a slam dunk just now
Speaker 1: with some parallel play play where you say, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: me and your mom have been parallel all night long
Speaker 1: after I was fingering her and no one grabbed it.
Speaker 2: Why why would we say that, Like the parallel play
Speaker 2: joke already existed on it up. Yes, that is exactly
Speaker 2: what I was doing with your mother in bed.
Speaker 1: Well that's what you were inferring though.
Speaker 2: Should I show you the TikTok that actually freaked me
Speaker 2: the fuck out last night?
Speaker 1: No? Okay, Wow, well you're gonna do it anyway, So
Speaker 1: it's not like I have an option, dude.
Speaker 2: This okay? So we all know that, Like, there are
Speaker 2: couples online who dedicate themselves to making content for young
Speaker 2: people who were like, oh I wish my parents didn't fight,
Speaker 2: and they looked like this, like that's what iPhones were for. Actually,
Speaker 2: I've thought about this a lot, Like I feel like
Speaker 2: we all grew up in a generation where there was
Speaker 2: no parent vloggers, Like there was two there was a
Speaker 2: Sha Tarf and Sha Tars, but C TFX. You didn't
Speaker 2: have kids, so it was kind of just like the
Speaker 2: Sha Tards that you had to like watch. But other
Speaker 2: than that, obviously there was always like TLC and all
Speaker 2: that stuff that showed parents, but the amount in which
Speaker 2: there was like an influx of quote unquote like awesome
Speaker 2: parents online. I think I would kill myself if I
Speaker 2: had to see this many parents who were like somehow
Speaker 2: so emotionally like morally sound? Does that make sense? Like
Speaker 2: I would be so jealous if I was growing up
Speaker 2: and I was like thirteen and I was following Charlie
Speaker 2: Demilio and I had to see her parents all the time,
Speaker 2: Like I'd be like, damn, I guess you just have
Speaker 2: the best life ever. You dance, you sing, You fucking
Speaker 2: have parents that love you.
Speaker 1: She is literally living your seven year old's dream life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like what, but I will say my parents obviously
Speaker 2: loved me. Hello, That's why I got That's why I
Speaker 2: have a podcast because my parents loved me.
Speaker 1: So oh fuck, that's like a crazy reference. So last
Speaker 1: night I was sitting on the couch. Sorry, I like,
Speaker 1: am taking my life Bay, that was a great transition,
Speaker 1: And I just ruined it by saying that was a
Speaker 1: great transition. And I'm still going you can't like you'd
Speaker 1: need no, I'm so good at it a transition, You're like,
Speaker 1: I am literally so good at it. Most of the time,
Speaker 1: but sometimes I like to be like that was a
Speaker 1: good trendsiption.
Speaker 4: Your transitions and conversation, or like when you were writing,
Speaker 4: like your first essays, and they would be like and therefore,
Speaker 4: like that's how you would start the last paragraph or
Speaker 4: like the next paragraph, because you always go end on
Speaker 4: that note.
Speaker 1: And no, you're not you know what, You're right, You're right,
Speaker 1: and I will fix that. Which is also something that
Speaker 1: a lot of really smart people do is when they're wrong,
Speaker 1: they change their mind. So you're right, I'm smart.
Speaker 2: So are you just saying that?
Speaker 1: We were watching this video or I was watching this
Speaker 1: video on the couch, and it was like, legitimately one
Speaker 1: of the most devastating stories I've ever heard a human
Speaker 1: have to go through, and I do not know how
Speaker 1: she is surviving putting up and it's like life is
Speaker 1: so unfair, and I feel so horrible for this woman
Speaker 1: because like I won't get into the details because it's
Speaker 1: not my fucking story to talk about, but it was
Speaker 1: just it was such a dark, dark tragedy that struck
Speaker 1: her family, and I feel so bad. But at the
Speaker 1: end of her story, she.
Speaker 2: Started clip from like a random podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she started getting like choked up. She was
Speaker 1: like like get it obviously because she was reliving these
Speaker 1: horrible extreme grief. Yeah. And then she was on a
Speaker 1: podcast and the guy was like, do you need a moment?
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, respect, Like we can turn
Speaker 1: the cameras off. I was like respect, like that's what
Speaker 1: you should do. Like she's crying, like give her a moment,
Speaker 1: and she's like no, no, it's like honestly, like really
Speaker 1: great to talk about. And then the guys rebuttal to
Speaker 1: her horrifying story and was like, yeah, no, like I
Speaker 1: believe that, Like that's why I have a podcast, Like she.
Speaker 2: Just sat in here, was like had to witness the
Speaker 2: gnarliest shit any human ever has had to witness. And
Speaker 2: then she's going on to talk about it, like somehow
Speaker 2: gets darker because she's like, yeah, no, it's good to
Speaker 2: talk about it because I don't talk about it. I'm
Speaker 2: just sitting in my head thinking about it all the time.
Speaker 2: So that's the moment where you like granted hard conversation
Speaker 2: to have to like talk to because like, how do
Speaker 2: you relate to sung like that? And I feel like
Speaker 2: most people when they're talking about something hard, like your
Speaker 2: instant thing is to relate.
Speaker 1: And like when I lost my praying mantis, it was
Speaker 1: that's why.
Speaker 2: And when my bug died, yeah, but him going, yeah,
Speaker 2: and that's why I have a podcast. Actually, Like she's
Speaker 2: literally crying everyny and he's like, and that's why I
Speaker 2: do the things I do. Like that is so fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: Also like having a podcast, I don't know, having a
Speaker 2: podcast where you just it's like that guy who talks
Speaker 2: to people who are houseless and just puts them on camera,
Speaker 2: Like that's the same idea of like, yep, and that's
Speaker 2: why I do the good things I do for the world, like.
Speaker 1: Explaining you people like, yeah, it's really but I eat
Speaker 1: up unfortunately unfortunately.
Speaker 2: But I don't know how I was talking about this,
Speaker 2: but basically, yeah, it's this couple who it's also like
Speaker 2: military propaganda.
Speaker 1: Is this And we're transitioning to another topic.
Speaker 2: Now, Okay, I don't need to go to bed early.
Speaker 2: We don't even need to eat dinner this early. We
Speaker 2: absolutely do.
Speaker 1: You're literally the sleepiest girl that I learned that it's
Speaker 1: five four.
Speaker 2: We need a bed You need a bedtime. You know,
Speaker 2: you know I need a bedtime. I am your elder sir,
Speaker 2: you should be listening to me. I am wizard. Do
Speaker 2: you want me to tell you something that I've been
Speaker 2: doing to you? You don't even know. I've been making
Speaker 2: your dinner time early.
Speaker 1: I actually I can't keep watching this.
Speaker 5: Did it was really really really freaking me out, Like
Speaker 5: this page.
Speaker 2: And we do this like we're doing this one.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to read it.
Speaker 2: My husband before and after I call him handsome and
Speaker 2: it's like him just looking at her and then like
Speaker 2: the same frame, but he's smiling that I want to
Speaker 2: do that with your smile.
Speaker 4: You do.
Speaker 3: It's a genuine as TikTok, like no.
Speaker 2: The thing is what's freaking me out is I'm like, you, okay,
Speaker 2: obviously they have to have love for each other. There's
Speaker 2: no way they fucking like, no way.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know what the problem is.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I felt I feel like I've been blessed to have
Speaker 2: very intense, romantic and platonic relationships. Never once has it
Speaker 2: been this fucking deep, like never once. But maybe I'm
Speaker 2: missing something in life because never once time I found
Speaker 2: myself slipping into like absolute baby gibberish like delusion Mama
Speaker 2: happens and you love someone. Yeah, I was watching that
Speaker 2: last night and it was dude. It made me feel
Speaker 2: so weird. It made me feel like I was like
Speaker 2: locked in an airport bathroom, but I was too nervous
Speaker 2: to call for help.
Speaker 1: Well, I can do one better for you. I won't
Speaker 1: be able to find their profile, so actually I won't
Speaker 1: be able to do one better for you. But there
Speaker 1: is like a very similar like it's like a genre
Speaker 1: of content where they like act like like it's like
Speaker 1: they saw the word like, oh, he has Golden Retriever
Speaker 1: energy and they based an entire career and their entire
Speaker 1: relationship off that Golden Retriever energy.
Speaker 2: Like do you think people who make content like that
Speaker 2: are happy?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think they like argue more
Speaker 1: than most people. It's like it becomes like a job,
Speaker 1: Like I feel like Madeline and Steven do like a
Speaker 1: great job at.
Speaker 2: Like That's what I was just about to say, but
Speaker 2: I didn't know if it was gonna be like inappropriate
Speaker 2: because I'm trying to find the words to describe it,
Speaker 2: because I feel like there's that side of couple content
Speaker 2: where it feels so forced and so catering to like
Speaker 2: very young people but then there's like the other side,
Speaker 2: where like there are couples who just film each other
Speaker 2: and they're like a funny couple or like they get
Speaker 2: into like little silly things and sometimes they'll like plan
Speaker 2: little things for the camera, but like it never feels forced.
Speaker 2: But then I'm like, am I just biased? Because I
Speaker 2: actually know Steven and Madeline are actually happy, So in
Speaker 2: my head, I never see their content and I'm like,
Speaker 2: they fucking hate each other. I'm like, no, I know,
Speaker 2: they like actually have like a really good relationship. But
Speaker 2: then I see this and for some reason, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: they hate each other. Like I'm like, they they cannot
Speaker 2: love each other. But also maybe that's me projecting my
Speaker 2: like very scary ideas of relationships on to people, and
Speaker 2: I should stop because people can be happy and make
Speaker 2: their content and there are thousands of dollars off of
Speaker 2: micro trends love yourself. That's my worry. That's what I
Speaker 2: got out to last night.
Speaker 1: Okay, so AI has gone too far, or maybe it's
Speaker 1: just getting started, because listen to this. People are predicting
Speaker 1: by the end of the year that AI will be
Speaker 1: able to translate and transcribe and trans code animal languages,
Speaker 1: so we'll be able to communicate with animals.
Speaker 2: The thing is, I don't believe that, because how do
Speaker 2: we prove, like literally, how do we prove that?
Speaker 1: Like what, it's all snake oil? Everything? Everything is snake oil.
Speaker 1: Nothing actually is existed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like yeah, it's not like it's morse code,
Speaker 2: like we don't have humans to translate it. It's just sounds.
Speaker 2: And we're like, okay when he does that, he usually
Speaker 2: does this, so I'm thinking he's saying that, what.
Speaker 3: Did you translate your dog's thoughts? And it's just I
Speaker 3: want backshots.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I said that were he was like, I
Speaker 1: hear you.
Speaker 2: I hear you, I can hear you.
Speaker 1: We were talking about Azol and we were like, it
Speaker 1: would be it would suck so fucking bad to like
Speaker 1: have this technology and you like want to hear what
Speaker 1: your animal is saying, and they're like, free me. I
Speaker 1: went out.
Speaker 2: I went out.
Speaker 1: I hate this. This is a prison scaring me. I'm
Speaker 1: so scared, Like I don't actually love you, I only
Speaker 1: want food from you.
Speaker 2: I've thought about that a lot because every time I
Speaker 2: go into my room and Azol sitting in my bed, I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my God, this is so awesome. I had this
Speaker 2: loving creature who's like literal only job is to love me,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh my god. Humans are literally so
Speaker 2: fucking selfish because this is an animal that should be
Speaker 2: roaming free. And I'm like, thank god, I get to
Speaker 2: hold you captive in my bedroom all fucking day and
Speaker 2: I can ignore you when I want but see you
Speaker 2: and I like want to and it's so so like
Speaker 2: what's it called? Like it's only benefiting me. But then
Speaker 2: when a zool chases after me all night and yells
Speaker 2: at me to go to bed because he wants me
Speaker 2: to sleep because he wants to go to sleep, I'm like,
Speaker 2: that cat has to love me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, there's love there. And there's like this idea
Speaker 1: that cats like domesticated humans like like yeah, they were
Speaker 1: able to do everything they wanted to do on their own,
Speaker 1: and then they like stumbled into like a fucking village
Speaker 1: one day and then like they were like, oh, we
Speaker 1: get like a free chicken carcass and we don't have
Speaker 1: to do shit. And then like eventually, over time, like
Speaker 1: the cats domesticated slowly and slowly, but so did the humans,
Speaker 1: and we started like serving them and like it's like
Speaker 1: almost like a symbiotic relationship because like we get happiness
Speaker 1: and they get food.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Have you ever read the theory that caffeine plants is
Speaker 3: like the true dominant organism on.
Speaker 2: Earth caffeine plants.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like coffee, Yeah, because we like we like put
Speaker 3: so much resources into and we like cut down forests
Speaker 3: and like there's like I don't know millions of people
Speaker 3: that just like work on like coffee fields, and like
Speaker 3: if you look at the amount of resources, like it
Speaker 3: mostly we are exactly Yeah, damn, that's crazy. They won
Speaker 3: from like an evolutionary survival brainwashed us.
Speaker 1: That's so lit. Why did they add?
Speaker 2: Cain got us so good? We have shirts about it,
Speaker 2: Like we literally have like we have like ig posts
Speaker 2: dedicated to they got me so good?
Speaker 1: That weed too.
Speaker 3: I literally won't I won't talk to somebody until I've
Speaker 3: had my coffee.
Speaker 1: Oh like more literally and is actually drinking her coffee
Speaker 1: right now so she can't talk to somebody.
Speaker 3: It's actually so grumpy until she had that big cup.
Speaker 1: Big gold, big gold slurpee straw.
Speaker 2: That it actually is insane. I've thought about it so much.
Speaker 2: I've been drinking caffeine consistently since I was like ten. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've spent more of my life with coffee in my
Speaker 2: system than I have without it.
Speaker 1: Like my daughter and he doesn't drink water.
Speaker 2: She only drinks coffee from inside the fucking house.
Speaker 1: He has nuclear orange. Every time she goes to the bathroom,
Speaker 1: I just tell her, like, don't flush, I just need
Speaker 1: to see it, and she leaves it in there, and.
Speaker 2: It's trying to make me. Look at his pa yesterday.
Speaker 1: Because it was the most clear it has ever been,
Speaker 1: and it was almost concerning how clear. It literally looked
Speaker 1: like I poured a cup of water into the toilet,
Speaker 1: and I was impressed with myself. I was like, come,
Speaker 1: look at this, like this is a vibe.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do that next time I make a big
Speaker 2: stinky poops, Like look, I've actually almost done that before.
Speaker 1: Dude, Yeah you should next time because I'll take that
Speaker 1: poop out of the toilet and make like poop sushi,
Speaker 1: like the poop poop platter. It's like a gimbop, but
Speaker 1: with poop.
Speaker 2: That is that going to be your next waiter attack
Speaker 2: or are you going to ask for poop?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I was at a We went to like a
Speaker 1: nice restaurant last night for your sister's birthday, And I
Speaker 1: was gonna. I was gonna. I was trying to come
Speaker 1: up with a new Tom Hollenberger. Hold the fries or
Speaker 1: hold the spiders? Like I said, aqua Man, hold the aqua?
Speaker 1: I said Wednesday atoms hold the cobwebs. But like I'm
Speaker 1: trying to think of another one. What what did I
Speaker 1: say say? Like I asked for the Can I get
Speaker 1: the poop sushi roll?
Speaker 2: What does Thanos collect the jewels? Yeah, you should ask
Speaker 2: for the Thanos.
Speaker 1: Can I get the purple Nurple Thanosburger? Hold the Infinity Stone? Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's there's like a good one out there that's like
Speaker 1: obscure enough but like also mainstream enough that people will
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. Can I get the Gypsy
Speaker 1: rose Burger? Hold the Munchausen biprocy syndrome sauce? Yikes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, she's done. She's literally done.
Speaker 1: It is so funny, like how quickly the Internet turned
Speaker 1: on her, and there's validity to it all. She did
Speaker 1: technically have someone kill someone, which is insane, But at
Speaker 1: the same time, you poke a bear, the bear is
Speaker 1: gonna attack And I don't know, but I saw some
Speaker 1: clips where it was like her talking in like an interview,
Speaker 1: saying like yeah, like when I would be talking, my
Speaker 1: mom would like grab me and like squished me to
Speaker 1: make me. Did that hurt? Yeah? Did I get that?
Speaker 2: It?
Speaker 1: Like I felt it. I felt like the attendant, but
Speaker 1: she would like grab me and like have me stop talking.
Speaker 1: And then like an interview came out recently with her
Speaker 1: husband where they were like in an interview and she
Speaker 1: went up and like like squeezed his arm or squeezed
Speaker 1: his leg when he was talking about something she didn't
Speaker 1: want him to talk about. And they were like, damn, dude,
Speaker 1: like those values like you really are what raised you
Speaker 1: to a certain extent because like mega, yeah, she's literally
Speaker 1: doing the exact same thing. But like, obviously, I don't
Speaker 1: think this man is like entrapped by Gypsy or it's
Speaker 1: scared that he can't leave. But like Gypsy even said
Speaker 1: it herself. She was like, I'm like a master manipulator,
Speaker 1: Like I'm a liar, Like I am like the best
Speaker 1: liar I know, like because she had to do it
Speaker 1: to survive, to grow up. So everyone was like, I mean,
Speaker 1: she's probably doing a little bit of that to us.
Speaker 2: I mean, she's also like, dude, that whole thing is
Speaker 2: just so in and us talking about it makes me
Speaker 2: crack up because we're just like feeding into like the
Speaker 2: endless feed that is her. But the whole thing I
Speaker 2: was watching I think I said it already on the podcast.
Speaker 2: I was watching the Lifetime thing and they were trying
Speaker 2: to turn it into some real housewives reality show shit
Speaker 2: where the husband was sitting down with the with her
Speaker 2: parents before she got out of jail, before they got married,
Speaker 2: to like meet the parents before he married her, and
Speaker 2: right before that scene they literally showed that she I
Speaker 2: think you've heard the clip where she tells her husband,
Speaker 2: I just think you need to know. I had a
Speaker 2: dream last night where my ex came back, not the
Speaker 2: ex who's in jail, but like she had someone she
Speaker 2: was seeing while she was in jail before this guy,
Speaker 2: and she was like, yeah, my ex came back and
Speaker 2: I left you for him, and I was so happy
Speaker 2: in the dream. And then he was just like, oh,
Speaker 2: why did I don't know what to say to that,
Speaker 2: and she was like, I just thought you should know,
Speaker 2: and then there was like kind of silent, and he
Speaker 2: was like, when's the last time you talked to him,
Speaker 2: and she goes three weeks ago and he he was like,
Speaker 2: what you told me? You haven't spoken in for months
Speaker 2: and she was like, no, three weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what was up with? What we're gonna say?
Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, like they are scary, Like there,
Speaker 2: I mean, every relationship I'm sure has its little qualms
Speaker 2: God bless, but I don't know, it's so funny.
Speaker 1: You should not be in the public eye. And like
Speaker 1: you said, we'd just feeding into it by talking about it. Yeah, whatever,
Speaker 1: But she just needs literally, like actual help.
Speaker 2: Like we should send her to Iceland, she.
Speaker 1: Should come on the podcast. Yes, that's why we have
Speaker 1: a podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why we have a podcast to help people
Speaker 2: like her because people need to hear her story. I
Speaker 2: think if people heard, they would understand what.
Speaker 1: Is up with people in twenty twenty three twenty twenty
Speaker 1: four starting new relationships with people that look just like
Speaker 1: their family members, like Gypsy Roe's husband or boyfriend or
Speaker 1: whatever they are looks like Blanchardiana, Frankie Grande or Ariana
Speaker 1: Grande is dating someone who looks just like her brother.
Speaker 2: Isn't that like the Freudian thing? Like there's a theory
Speaker 2: that a lot of people will just date someone who
Speaker 2: looks like a family member because it's like for comfort.
Speaker 2: So maybe they just need comfort.
Speaker 1: But they never got the love from their father.
Speaker 2: Maybe they really wanted to bang their family and they
Speaker 2: knew that it was illegal, and they were like, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna get mine, Like, regardless of how it has to go,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get mine.
Speaker 3: Personally, your girlfriend looks a lot like you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, girl, mad girl, What that is my twin sister?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my bad, My bad.
Speaker 2: Technically since it's your twin, it's like you'd be dating
Speaker 2: yourself though, so you can get away with it, y'all.
Speaker 1: They're crazy. And I'm sitting here thinking in my head,
Speaker 1: why do I look so much like Jacob a Lordie,
Speaker 1: Like I literally am his fucking twin, and like no,
Speaker 1: actually talking about it, like we look okay, Like I'm
Speaker 1: the Beyonce of the group, and I'm the Jacob Elordi
Speaker 1: of the group. Like I just can't keep doing that.
Speaker 2: You maybe look like him if I had to go
Speaker 2: get my wisdom teeth removed, but I couldn't afford the anesthesia,
Speaker 2: so they gave me under the table, like xen X
Speaker 2: and percocets, and then they made me drive home. There's
Speaker 2: a chance that I would see you walking across the
Speaker 2: street and almost hit you and be like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I almost just hit Jacob ELORDI yes, that sentiment.
Speaker 1: Maybe, And you remind me of a rotten backtooth in
Speaker 1: my mouth?
Speaker 2: What what do I stink?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Donald Trump, this is the craziest shit
Speaker 1: I've ever heard. And I don't know why not enough
Speaker 1: people are talking about this, and I'm being like one
Speaker 1: hundred percent genuine Like I'm I'm being one hundred percent serious,
Speaker 1: this is factual.
Speaker 2: But I was.
Speaker 1: Watching a video and like someone was like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: like Donald Trump has like a really like human smell,
Speaker 1: Like he smells like a person. And I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck does that mean? So then I looked
Speaker 1: online and I found like several videos of people in
Speaker 1: his posse, people that are really close to him, people
Speaker 1: who work for him, work with him, so they have
Speaker 1: like everything to lose by saying this and lying. People
Speaker 1: who don't like him, people who are running against him
Speaker 1: in the election, all of them, on separate occasions, have
Speaker 1: said he stinks like shit, Like all of them, like
Speaker 1: in so many words are like Donald Trump smells bad,
Speaker 1: like smells like duty cock, and like I don't understand
Speaker 1: why he's able to beat the stink allegations because like
Speaker 1: having a stink alligation is like one of the worst things.
Speaker 1: You'll never ever ever live that down. And for some reason,
Speaker 1: that's the allegation he beats. Like I don't know, it's
Speaker 1: it is crazy to me that Donald Trump literally smells
Speaker 1: like fucking onion.
Speaker 2: Also because like most people who fuck with Donald Trump
Speaker 2: aren't like, oh, I hope I don't stink, like that's
Speaker 2: not that's not something that's like in therefore for us,
Speaker 2: and the part like, yeah, he smells like a man,
Speaker 2: he smells like how a man should smell like a man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean but even like people who don't
Speaker 1: like him don't talk about Donald Trump's body odor in
Speaker 1: the way that we should like that is like, yeah.
Speaker 2: If I was running for a president and I was
Speaker 2: at the last debate, I'd be like, and you stink
Speaker 2: and see what he's saying, and you literally smell like
Speaker 2: shack could smell from over here.
Speaker 1: Is it's like an orb of like stink that he
Speaker 1: travels with, like imagine riding in a fucking helicopter with
Speaker 1: him or on air Force one like that whole bitch
Speaker 1: would fucking reek.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's like that. There's that brand that makes like
Speaker 2: weird sense. That's like cigarettes and.
Speaker 1: Something threads after sex.
Speaker 2: No, that's it. No, that's not what is that. That's
Speaker 2: a band that's like a they make music.
Speaker 1: Your mom is my scent because I just like lay
Speaker 1: with her and she rubs her odor all over me.
Speaker 2: I wear your Mom. But it's like that brand, So
Speaker 2: they should do a Donald Trump scent. Yeah, and I
Speaker 2: would buy it because I would try to. But somebody like,
Speaker 2: we need to get Josie in a room with him,
Speaker 2: because I bet Josie could pick up the notes.
Speaker 1: So Zia would break him down with a president who
Speaker 1: looks like he bathes in cheating, Yeah.
Speaker 2: If he was, what are we doing, because that's why
Speaker 2: we have a podcast, is to make things right? So
Speaker 2: if he wins again, what are we doing?
Speaker 1: January sixth insurrection, I'm starting it now. We're gonna do
Speaker 1: it next year.
Speaker 2: Wait, but no, he the inauguration happens like I think
Speaker 2: at the end of January.
Speaker 1: No, No, it's November.
Speaker 2: No, that's the election, but the inauguration, like when they
Speaker 2: go into the House House of Comment, they literally do
Speaker 2: a housewarming party for the president.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you see that Christmas party? They like hosted
Speaker 1: the White House in a bunch of influencers.
Speaker 2: So weird, literally so weird. If I got invited into
Speaker 2: the White House, actually I would have to go, Like
Speaker 2: I would have to go, and I would make the
Speaker 2: worst content ever.
Speaker 1: I would be so like hiding in the lockers or
Speaker 1: some shit like.
Speaker 2: All you would hear the whole party is like the
Speaker 2: starter sound for TikTok, like the timer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, making that's what they were doing.
Speaker 2: Like, but were they having to tag like thank you
Speaker 2: at Joe Biden? Literally, if I just say thank you
Speaker 2: at Joe Biden, thank you at White House? Such an honor.
Speaker 2: I love that. I love such an honor, like I
Speaker 2: love when people go into it was such an honor,
Speaker 2: Like girl.
Speaker 1: You got a sweaters my pleasure?
Speaker 2: It was, no, it's always your pleasure before my pleasure exactly.
Speaker 1: And I have a quote that I wanted to read
Speaker 1: and maybe it'll spark a conversation, because it blew my
Speaker 1: fucking mind and into the forest. I go to lose
Speaker 1: my mind and find my soul, dude, Well, into the forest,
Speaker 1: I go to lose my mind and find my soul, like,
Speaker 1: think about it.
Speaker 2: Like sometimes I really can't tell if you're being serious.
Speaker 2: Did that did that move you? And if it did,
Speaker 2: that's okay, But I'm like actually curious.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I did read it genuinely, and I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, that's like literally so meat coated, because
Speaker 1: you go.
Speaker 2: Up into the mountains and find your soul, but then
Speaker 2: you come back and you immediately get.
Speaker 1: Back at your phone. The last time I went into
Speaker 1: the fucking mountains to find my soul, I came back
Speaker 1: to find out my brother was fucking dead. So the
Speaker 1: mountains are cursed to me.
Speaker 2: No, no, you can go back.
Speaker 1: I told that story.
Speaker 2: I think so.
Speaker 3: I think so.
Speaker 1: I trauma blocked it. I don't even remember it anymore exactly, Like,
Speaker 1: why are you laughing? I'm being serious.
Speaker 2: I'm having a moment. Well, are you going to go
Speaker 2: into the forest and find your soul and then come
Speaker 2: back to return to like working on your phone or no. Yes,
Speaker 2: we need to actually like we need to take your
Speaker 2: phone away, but not send you to the forest. We
Speaker 2: need to let you live a normal life without a phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: Because you always go to the force and yeah, you
Speaker 2: get three days no screen time, but then you come
Speaker 2: back and you have to like no charge with eighteen
Speaker 2: hours straight.
Speaker 1: You know what I thought about cut. So I'm using
Speaker 1: my phone all the time, right, that's yeah, all the
Speaker 1: literal Like I only use my Apple ecosystem, my phone,
Speaker 1: my iPad, and my computer, and it tracks across all
Speaker 1: three of those. Right. You use your phone for about
Speaker 1: like five and a half hours, six hours a day,
Speaker 1: three hours of on top of that Fortnite screen time,
Speaker 1: So we're kind of on the same level with screen time.
Speaker 2: Okay, But like Fortnite's different because I play with friends,
Speaker 2: I talk to friends. I'm working on my hand eye.
Speaker 1: Coordination friends, I'm working on my hand eye coordination by scrolling.
Speaker 1: I worked out this finger so much actually that I'm
Speaker 1: having like a muscle spasm constantly.
Speaker 2: So no, no, it's different, No, it actually isn't it
Speaker 2: really is. But I haven't been playing Fortnite as much.
Speaker 2: I've like kind of taken a step back. I don't
Speaker 2: know if you've noticed, Like I've been trying not to
Speaker 2: play it as much. That's one of my goals for
Speaker 2: this years to like lessen my screen time, specifically with Fortnite,
Speaker 2: because I will get lost in it and I want
Speaker 2: to play it so bad. Like this morning, it was
Speaker 2: so hard to wake up, And I'm not kidding. I
Speaker 2: was like, if only I just wake up and play
Speaker 2: Fortnite for a few hours and then do the podcast,
Speaker 2: I'd be so good to go, even though every time
Speaker 2: I play Fortnite for a few hours, it actually like burns,
Speaker 2: Like it's like when somebody lights a fireplace and like
Speaker 2: the tips of their eyelashes get sinned. I feel like
Speaker 2: that happens to my brain, like when I like play
Speaker 2: Fortnite for fur hour stry. I also lied, I don't
Speaker 2: like playing with people. I like playing low like I
Speaker 2: hate playing with people. They fucking suck. No one's as
Speaker 2: good as me.
Speaker 1: That's not true. I feel that's true.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Well. Should I go into my rant about d MT
Speaker 1: trips and your death experiences?
Speaker 2: Uh? Sure? Do you want to?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 1: When people smoke d MT, I've never done it. I
Speaker 1: don't think i'll ever do it. I think it will
Speaker 1: psychologically break me.
Speaker 4: Um.
Speaker 1: They describe this experience where they get sucked through this
Speaker 1: wormhole esque thing fucking thing for lack of better word,
Speaker 1: and they quote unquote break through to the other side.
Speaker 1: So they're like zooming through this like light tunnel where
Speaker 1: there's a fucking light at the end of the tunnel basically,
Speaker 1: and then you like break through like breaking through like
Speaker 1: plastic or whatever. And then they make it to the
Speaker 1: other side and then they exist in this reality briefly
Speaker 1: where it's like fractals and colors and it's it's unlike
Speaker 1: anything we've.
Speaker 2: Ever literally the plot of Coreline.
Speaker 1: Like actually, yeah, that's like how people describe it as
Speaker 1: like going through the tunnel of core Line, but they
Speaker 1: like are shot out of a rocket type shit cannon ball,
Speaker 1: cannon bah. So they break through and they are in
Speaker 1: this like other reality, like different dimension is how people
Speaker 1: describe it. And like there's fractals and there's colors, and
Speaker 1: there's paths and there's all this shit you can do,
Speaker 1: and then there are these like beings some people describe
Speaker 1: them as goblins or something like that, and like a
Speaker 1: lot of the time, like they go there, they go
Speaker 1: to this other reality, and these beings are like laughing
Speaker 1: at them. They're like why the fuck are you here?
Speaker 1: How the fuck did you get here you're not supposed
Speaker 1: to be here. Yeah, or they're playing with them and
Speaker 1: they're like having fun, or they're like berating them and
Speaker 1: they forced a bad trip on these people, and then
Speaker 1: shortly after that they're like follow me, they like go
Speaker 1: to these places with these people or goblins. I've never
Speaker 1: done it, so I can't visualize it, but yeah, and
Speaker 1: then they get suck back into reality within like five minutes.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, isn't that crazy? DMT trips are like max
Speaker 1: ten minutes.
Speaker 2: Are there are people addicted to DMT?
Speaker 1: I'm sure, but it's it's not like physically addictive, but
Speaker 1: I'm sure psychologically like some people are like I need
Speaker 1: to go back, I need to go back. But I
Speaker 1: think also like tolerance builds up like super super fast.
Speaker 1: So but anyways, so when people have near death experiences,
Speaker 1: every single one I've watched, there's like this YouTube series
Speaker 1: I've been watching recently. Every single one is like they
Speaker 1: describe to a t exactly what a DMT trip is.
Speaker 1: And I don't know what that says. I'll let you
Speaker 1: draw your own conclusions, but they all described the same
Speaker 1: thing where they like are dead for seven minutes, like
Speaker 1: they flipped in a kayak and they were underwater for
Speaker 1: seven minutes and they were like pronounced dead. They were
Speaker 1: literally dead, and they went into this other dimension that
Speaker 1: was fractals and rainbows and colors and all this shit.
Speaker 1: And these are like admirable people like firemen and shit
Speaker 1: that have nothing to gain from it, like from making
Speaker 1: this shit up. Like I saw one where like doctors
Speaker 1: accidentally overdosed him in a hospital and he like literally
Speaker 1: flatlined and died. His heart stopped, his brain stopped having activity,
Speaker 1: and he was experiencing while he was dead, like very
Speaker 1: similar like things to how people describe DMT trips. And
Speaker 1: it kind of freaks me out a little bit because
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 6: And like the way DMT they the way DMT was
Speaker 6: like discovered, makes no sense too, Like the people were
Speaker 6: just eating fucking roots, Like I don't know, it just
Speaker 6: doesn't make it, Like how did they figure that out?
Speaker 1: I feel like it was like planted here almost. And
Speaker 1: then there's like this idea that like when you die,
Speaker 1: DMT is released in your brain. I think that's been
Speaker 1: like proven.
Speaker 3: I think that's confirmed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it like wait, it's confirmed.
Speaker 3: I think I feel like I looked it up and
Speaker 3: it was like, yeah, we did an mriskm off someone
Speaker 3: word releases like that chemical.
Speaker 1: So like there's this idea that when you die, like
Speaker 1: if DMT is released in your brain, the light tunnel
Speaker 1: you're going through is actually just a DMT trip and
Speaker 1: you're like, don't go into the light. Don't go into
Speaker 1: the light, and it's like you go into the light
Speaker 1: and you like live in this afterlife dimension or something
Speaker 1: I find piece in it.
Speaker 2: I'm just like such a pessimist, like I do think
Speaker 2: that that happens. But when people all, like specifically when
Speaker 2: people who seek out DMT and then tell that story,
Speaker 2: I'm like, you're gonna tell me you didn't watch eighteen
Speaker 2: YouTube videos of that and then literally just like imagine
Speaker 2: it because you're just high and like that's what you
Speaker 2: were expecting. So like that's kind of what your brain
Speaker 2: gave to you. But obviously I'm sure DMT is stronger
Speaker 2: than you being able to like I'm going to go
Speaker 2: back to my dream that I was having. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: take DMT to go back to the dream. Like it's
Speaker 2: like stronger than that. But it's kind of like when
Speaker 2: people describe alien abductions and They're all the fucking same,
Speaker 2: and they just so happen to seem exactly like a movie.
Speaker 2: I'm like, bro, we just grew up watching that shit,
Speaker 2: so that's what you think happened, but you were just
Speaker 2: having a psychotic episode.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say there is like a theory that
Speaker 1: alien abductions are like people who are just experiencing like psysychist.
Speaker 3: There was when you were saying that, I because I've
Speaker 3: thought about that. It's like it's almost like nature versus nurture,
Speaker 3: like when you do drugs. Is that because you've seen
Speaker 3: like all this like content, But I feel like what's
Speaker 3: interesting is like before you could synthesize DMT, like sacred
Speaker 3: geometries and like so many like ten thousand year old
Speaker 3: temples and shit gold. Yeah, I feel like it's that's
Speaker 3: always been kind of interesting to me that you still
Speaker 3: see the stuff that's been like painted on stuff for
Speaker 3: like fucking fifteen thousand years.
Speaker 1: Yes, since like humans gained consciousness, But it could literally
Speaker 1: just be like because it looks cool, and we were like,
Speaker 1: let's try it. It looks cool, and then like our
Speaker 1: sacred two thousands of babies. Sacred geometry is the Superman ass,
Speaker 1: that's sacred geometry. They're gonna like find that written on
Speaker 1: a notebook and be like, what the fuck does this mean?
Speaker 2: Fear, Like, do kids still write on walls and bathrooms
Speaker 2: and stuff at school? Is that the ale thing? Or
Speaker 2: do they all have like fucking camera like shade rooms
Speaker 2: on like ig so they just write it there on set? Oh,
Speaker 2: did you ever have anything written on the walls in
Speaker 2: the bathroom about you?
Speaker 1: Not about me?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: But I it would always be like when I'm in
Speaker 2: the middle of beef, somebody would do it, and I
Speaker 2: would always be like, you're a fucking pussy bitch. I
Speaker 2: never write on those fucking stinky ass walls. I know
Speaker 2: your fucking pen is dirty, bitch, Like we would just
Speaker 2: beef over it. But it would only have like twice
Speaker 2: in middle school that somebody wrote about me.
Speaker 1: I don't know the other one.
Speaker 2: I don't remember. I just remember, like I remember it
Speaker 2: was in a silver sharpie because we had dark green doors. Actually,
Speaker 2: in my dream, I saw kids from my school, but like,
Speaker 2: I can't remember the rest of it. They were just
Speaker 2: like in my school uniform and I was like, hello, like,
Speaker 2: why are you wearing your uniform? You're literally twenty five,
Speaker 2: like this is I.
Speaker 3: Never had anything written about me, but I had a
Speaker 3: lot of suffering about my best friend who was like
Speaker 3: struggling with fentanyl addiction. She was like her name was
Speaker 3: like Rue, and they would like write all this no,
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: That actually just reminded me there was a TikTok shop Hoddy.
Speaker 2: There's a TikTok shop hoody that literally is like no
Speaker 2: to fentanyl, and they're like, guys like, come on.
Speaker 1: Like this we can buy If we can sell one
Speaker 1: hundred of these, we can in fentanyl poison.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, you were literally so fucking conniving for
Speaker 2: just like roughening off of that, like it's so weird,
Speaker 2: also like making it like stylish, Like I like I
Speaker 2: think about like Dare shirts and stuff. Obviously that's kind
Speaker 2: of like aligned in the same thing, like the whole
Speaker 2: Dare program is aligned in like shaming people whatever. It's
Speaker 2: like this whole weird narrative. And then those shirts became popular.
Speaker 2: But in my head, I'm like when those shirts were made,
Speaker 2: the people making them weren't like, damn, this is gonna
Speaker 2: sell on grails, but the person making this like no
Speaker 2: to fetanel shirt is like and sooner than later?
Speaker 1: Is it in like the Playboy CARDI swag where.
Speaker 2: It's yes, it's like all like opium coated, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: this is so fucking weird. But I literally, uh looked
Speaker 2: at that because I wanted to see how many of
Speaker 2: them sold, And then my whole TikTok feed was TikTok
Speaker 2: shop like I hate.
Speaker 1: I hate when that happens, Like I'll check to literally
Speaker 1: check to see how many of those products sold because
Speaker 1: I'm like curious, like about the landfill that is being created,
Speaker 1: and they it always is either astronomically high, like one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty thousand units sold or like four or zero.
Speaker 1: And then yeah, I go on and I get three
Speaker 1: thousand ads next, but I click not interested on. I've
Speaker 1: been getting ads for like women's clothing, which is like,
Speaker 1: if anything, I should be getting ads for boys clothing
Speaker 1: because boys can't wear girls.
Speaker 2: That's what I was gonna say, because like, what are
Speaker 2: you gonna do wear a skirt? That would be weird,
Speaker 2: that wouldn't even make sense.
Speaker 1: I could never.
Speaker 2: I don't even think like a man's body lets that happen, right,
Speaker 2: I can never.
Speaker 1: And then we post like my last four IG pictures
Speaker 1: are me in a fucking dress for some reason. Okay,
Speaker 1: I got a couple more things I want to talk about.
Speaker 1: I was going to talk about this con woman that
Speaker 1: stole over one hundred million dollars from the military, and
Speaker 1: she's low key and icon to me, but it's kind
Speaker 1: of boring and long. But over like six years, she's
Speaker 1: one hundred million dollars, like saying she was gonna like
Speaker 1: give this money to kids. It was like a nonprofit
Speaker 1: or some shit, and she bought like thirty one fucking
Speaker 1: supercars and like all this like crazy, crazy shit. But
Speaker 1: I thought about it a little more and I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: that's literally what our congress people do to us every
Speaker 1: single day. So that kind of made me sad. But
Speaker 1: I do want to talk about me and you getting
Speaker 1: what you wait.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I wonder if once people do
Speaker 2: shit like that, Like there's so many stories of somebody
Speaker 2: who stole a bunch of money and then lived like
Speaker 2: a fucking fairis Bueller ass day or like life for
Speaker 2: like a few months where they were like writing in supercars,
Speaker 2: like being on yachts, traveling like on emirates like all
Speaker 2: this crazy shit and then they get caught and put
Speaker 2: in jail. Do you think those people go to jail
Speaker 2: and they're like, damn, I should have just kept it chilling,
Speaker 2: like taking it back and I didn't need to do
Speaker 2: all that, Or do you think they're in the mindset
Speaker 2: in which they're like, that shit was fucking awesome, Like
Speaker 2: I don't regret it, and I would do it again.
Speaker 1: I think it's like a person a person like situation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I'm sure this girl is like mortified that she
Speaker 1: stole this money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you also can't like it's not like you
Speaker 2: get out of jail and get to be normal, but
Speaker 2: just googlew your name and it's like, Mitch, fuck you.
Speaker 1: You stole a hundred million dollars. Imagine stealing one hundred million.
Speaker 1: How the fuck did that go unnoticed? Which is also
Speaker 1: really fucking scary to me that like military spending is
Speaker 1: so loose that like one hundred.
Speaker 2: Millions missing and they don't even notice.
Speaker 1: You can just go missing, like and I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: it was taxpayers money, Like like it's like mind blowing
Speaker 1: to me. It's mind boggling how much money is in
Speaker 1: the fucking military industrial complex, and it's scary. It's scary, boots.
Speaker 2: What were you gonna say, we want oh us almost
Speaker 2: sitting people with cars? Is that what you're gonna say?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't be allowed on the road. I decided, like
Speaker 2: I am literally okay, I do want to clarify because
Speaker 2: don't wan anybody to hear this and thing that I'm
Speaker 2: like some reckless driver who thinks it's funny to be reckless.
Speaker 2: I'm I do not believe that I'm a reckless driver.
Speaker 2: What I will say, though, is growing up in Miami
Speaker 2: and that driving style does not translate elsewhere. Like I
Speaker 2: shouldn't be allowed to do the things I do on
Speaker 2: the road, which I'm sure I'm not allowed to do
Speaker 2: in Miami, but I never face any repercussions for it,
Speaker 2: because Miami, to me, has the worst drivers on the
Speaker 2: fucking planet and it's insane there. But I have realized,
Speaker 2: especially since I don't have a car, I am never
Speaker 2: driving the speed limit. I am always going above the
Speaker 2: speed limit, to the point that when I'm in a
Speaker 2: car when somebody's driving the speed limit, it fucking pisses
Speaker 2: me off. And that shouldn't piss me off because in
Speaker 2: my head, I'm like, we're going so slow right now,
Speaker 2: but we're doing the legal like thirty five forty mile limit.
Speaker 1: The speed signs are a suggestion you can go like
Speaker 1: three or four miles over.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you, thank you. Yeah, because that's why I
Speaker 2: used to know. I usually hit like thirty above. So
Speaker 2: if it's a forty LB's real, I'll be doing seventy
Speaker 2: three down like a suburban neighborhood.
Speaker 1: That's like really not okay?
Speaker 2: What you always have the signs that like, oh, drive
Speaker 2: like your kids are here.
Speaker 1: I don't have kids, so you're doing exactly that. I
Speaker 1: guess that's.
Speaker 2: Actually not funny. I'm pretty sure that like vehicular accidents
Speaker 2: are now the top killer of like people in the US.
Speaker 1: Like it's actually so I think of children. Oh yeah, right, So.
Speaker 2: I need to become more cautious though, because I literally
Speaker 2: anytime a human like is crossing the street. Okay, here's
Speaker 2: my problem with cars is the part that keeps the
Speaker 2: windshield up that is always what fuck about? That blind
Speaker 2: spot is so fucked up, and in every car it's different.
Speaker 2: So like in your car, since I just started driving it,
Speaker 2: the blind spot for me like I'm not looking at that,
Speaker 2: and I was cross. I was driving yesterday with y'all
Speaker 2: in the car. Also, I was creeping very slowly because
Speaker 2: there was a van next to me that was blocking
Speaker 2: the sidewalk. But the guy behind me was all my ass.
Speaker 2: So I was like, Okay, I need to creep and
Speaker 2: start to make this right because this guy's about to
Speaker 2: honk at me and that's gonna make me mad and
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get out and slash all his tires and
Speaker 2: fucking rip his hair out. So I was like, let
Speaker 2: me start creeping into let me start creeping into the intersection.
Speaker 2: I was moving so fucking slow, like I barely was
Speaker 2: moving in.
Speaker 1: The space, literally like she moved like two inches, like.
Speaker 2: I barely moved. And this lady appeared out of nowhere.
Speaker 2: She was covered by the van and the blind spot,
Speaker 2: so she stopped in front of the car. She still
Speaker 2: had space, but she gave.
Speaker 1: Me had like it was like five feet. She was
Speaker 1: literally away.
Speaker 2: Like I was not close to her, and she just
Speaker 2: stops in front of the car, and literally she was
Speaker 2: looking down. She goes and then just stood there. And
Speaker 2: Drew's windows are not tinted like nearly enough and I
Speaker 2: literally was like, bitch, fuck.
Speaker 1: You, like.
Speaker 2: Fucking mad, because I was like I was not gonna
Speaker 2: hit you, Like I stopped the car the second I
Speaker 2: saw you. I was not going to hit you. Also,
Speaker 2: like if I was gonna hit you, like if you
Speaker 2: were actually scared, bitch, you wouldn't have the time and
Speaker 2: like you would be in shock and be like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I almost just got hit and not like
Speaker 2: looking at me like you're in a fucking movie.
Speaker 1: Anytime I've almost been hit by a car, like literally
Speaker 1: every single time it's probably happened to me like fifteen
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five times in my life just crossing an
Speaker 1: intersection in La It's like just dangerous. That is a
Speaker 1: fucking price you pay to live here, as you might
Speaker 1: get hit by a car every single time you.
Speaker 2: Cross a major city.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but every time it happens to me, I literally
Speaker 1: like bust out laughing and like I'm like, oh, like,
Speaker 1: of course it's an accident. You weren't trying to fucking
Speaker 1: run me over. And even if you did hit me
Speaker 1: crossing a crosswalk, like you're going five miles per hour,
Speaker 1: I will have a bruise on my leg at best bitch,
Speaker 1: Like not that fucking deep.
Speaker 2: I just say when people act like I was gonna
Speaker 2: like bitch, if I was gonna do it, I would
Speaker 2: have done it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Later when people were like they feel so personally targeted,
Speaker 2: like I literally.
Speaker 1: Don't know you, Yeah, it cracks me up. And then
Speaker 1: a similar story is I was driving on new roads
Speaker 1: that I have never been on, and like the road
Speaker 1: over that I had been on and the other road
Speaker 1: over that I had been on, both are just one
Speaker 1: ways when you're going up the road, like there's no
Speaker 1: stop signs, there's no lights, there's nothing, and it's like
Speaker 1: the same size road, same neighborhood. So I was just like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's probably the same on this road. So I was
Speaker 1: kind of just like I was going below the speed limit.
Speaker 1: I remember this because I was like, oh, there's like
Speaker 1: a lot of kids running around, like I want to
Speaker 1: be able to stop, and the speed limit and that
Speaker 1: neighborhood is like fucking thirty five miles per hour, which
Speaker 1: is insane. But I was going like twenty twenty five,
Speaker 1: and I guess I ran a stop sign once and
Speaker 1: I just didn't think about it. But then I got
Speaker 1: to another four way cross section that I was driving through,
Speaker 1: and in my head I was like, oh, there's no
Speaker 1: stop signs on the street. I have the right away.
Speaker 1: They don't. They're they're just waiting for us. I don't, don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I was thinking. And I drove
Speaker 1: through this intersection with like two cars like stop that
Speaker 1: stop signs, And I drove through and I could see
Speaker 1: the look on this old geezer's fucking face. He was
Speaker 1: like he threw his hands up and he was started
Speaker 1: like cussing at me, and his wife threw her hands
Speaker 1: up and started getting angry, and I was like, y'all
Speaker 1: are and I like, I literally like was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. As I
Speaker 1: was driving through, I was going slow enough where like
Speaker 1: I said, they I could see all of the people's
Speaker 1: faces and say sorry to them. So it wasn't like
Speaker 1: I was gonna kill someone, and it wasn't that deep.
Speaker 1: They were both stopped. They were both aware that I
Speaker 1: wasn't going to stop, so I was like, what's the
Speaker 1: fucking problem. And when they threw their hands up, like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it sent me into a rage that
Speaker 1: I cannot describe. I was fucking writhing in anger. I
Speaker 1: could not believe it, and I was like cussing to
Speaker 1: myself and I was like, what the fuck, like fuck you,
Speaker 1: like motherfucker, Like you don't throw your hands up at me,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, I ran to stop sign, but I wasn't
Speaker 1: gonna fucking hit you. And then I like caught a
Speaker 1: moment of like cl clarity, and I was like, I
Speaker 1: just started busting out loud, laughing that I somehow construted
Speaker 1: this to be angry at the people that were stopped
Speaker 1: at the sign and following the law, and I just
Speaker 1: ran a stop sign and I was like, oh fuck,
Speaker 1: I'm actually crazy, Like I'm actually crazy, this is crazy,
Speaker 1: like and then I was just laughing. I went from
Speaker 1: like anger to laughter the fastest I've ever gone in
Speaker 1: my life. And to clarify, neither of the cars were moving.
Speaker 1: One of them was going the opposite way from me.
Speaker 1: The other one was doing a right hand turn on
Speaker 1: the same street. He had his blinker on, So I
Speaker 1: wasn't going to hit either of these fuckers. But they
Speaker 1: just wanted to be angry for no reason because they
Speaker 1: have sad fucking lives.
Speaker 2: They're so I always say shit like that, but then
Speaker 2: I have like such, I don't think I have like
Speaker 2: road rage. Also, to clarify, I am a safe driver.
Speaker 2: I just want to say that, guys, I'm a really
Speaker 2: good driver. I've never been in an accident knock on
Speaker 2: wood like, I've never I hit a car when I
Speaker 2: was fifteen, but years clean. I'm ten years sober in years.
Speaker 2: But every time I'm like driving and I get really
Speaker 2: fucking mad at someone. But I feel like we get
Speaker 2: mad at like decent things. But then when other people
Speaker 2: get mad at me, I'm like, bitch, fuck you, like,
Speaker 2: grow up, it's not that deep, but I get so
Speaker 2: fucking mad. I was parking in a fucking parking lot
Speaker 2: recently and this girl in like a Mustang, like an
Speaker 2: old ass Mustang, and me and my friends in the
Speaker 2: car were like, oh damn, that's like a cool car.
Speaker 2: She looks cool and I she was leaving her spot
Speaker 2: and I was trying to park into a spot I was.
Speaker 2: I didn't take more than a fucking minute to back
Speaker 2: up to get into the spot, and she honked at me,
Speaker 2: and the rage I felt I was like, bitch, I
Speaker 2: literally hope you fucking hydroplane in your car explodes into
Speaker 2: smither ybls.
Speaker 1: People who use horns like seriously, like seriously, or like
Speaker 1: in moments where their life is not or where their
Speaker 1: life is not threatened, Like you are scum of the earth.
Speaker 1: To me, you are fucking loser. You love the powers
Speaker 1: you have, like no power or control in your life,
Speaker 1: and you have to take it out on someone else.
Speaker 1: Like I literally, I'm not kidding. I have never used
Speaker 1: a horn in a serious situation. I have literally never
Speaker 1: done it. And I don't know if it's just like
Speaker 1: because I grew up in a small town and if
Speaker 1: you honked at someone, like they will come and find
Speaker 1: you and kill you because everybody knows everybody, or like
Speaker 1: what the vibe is. But like, yeah, that shit hits
Speaker 1: me off. But like I think I were not.
Speaker 2: Imagine people who use their horns, Like I've never been
Speaker 2: in a car with one of my friends and like
Speaker 2: watch them like just like babe.
Speaker 1: Like oh, exactly exactly, warn oh I have and I'll
Speaker 1: tell you after. But it fucking it's so that is
Speaker 1: so icky.
Speaker 2: Like imagine going on a date with someone and they
Speaker 2: pick you up and you watch them like hit their
Speaker 2: horn like five times on the way to the restaur
Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh my god, I literally need to
Speaker 2: get out of this car.
Speaker 1: I throw up a very passive driver though, like I'm like,
Speaker 1: you do you like respect, Like I'll let you in
Speaker 1: on this merge, like I'll do your thing. But when
Speaker 1: people start disrespecting me and don't give me the same energy,
Speaker 1: that's when I get upset. Like the other day when
Speaker 1: I was like I was in the merging, eye was
Speaker 1: trying to speed around me, and then the car behind
Speaker 1: me was like stopping and stop the entire flow of
Speaker 1: traffic because he thought I was trying to get in
Speaker 1: front of him. And I was like, no, there's order
Speaker 1: to this, and I am following the orders. Y'all are
Speaker 1: being fucking loser boots, Like I fucking hate defensive driver,
Speaker 1: not defensive drivers offensive, yeah, just like like fucking opportunistic drivers,
Speaker 1: and like I feel like I'm low key and opportunistic
Speaker 1: driver when we got to get places.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, Like, my biggest gripe is if
Speaker 2: you were going to be an agro driver, fucking commit
Speaker 2: to it, Like you need to be good at it
Speaker 2: and you need to commit to it. Because I can't
Speaker 2: stand a bitch who's like tailing me and then gets
Speaker 2: around me but starts going to speed limit and like,
Speaker 2: why did you do that? You just did that to
Speaker 2: be a fucking bitch, And now I actually hope you
Speaker 2: hydro plane.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Literally, if someone like almost hit me at a fucking
Speaker 1: stop sign, like I would, I literally would like laugh
Speaker 1: and then jump in front of the car so they
Speaker 1: could kill me because I want to end my suffering.
Speaker 2: Oh and that was our conversation about cars as well.
Speaker 1: Life is suffering.
Speaker 2: No, it's not. Life is joyous.
Speaker 1: We are an energy plant. No, we are. Actually we
Speaker 1: are in dimensional beings that decided, oh, like I want
Speaker 1: to go to Earth to experience the universe. I want
Speaker 1: to be the universe experiencing itself. And one caveat to
Speaker 1: that was that we forgot but we have our souls still,
Speaker 1: but some of us are remembering that, Like, we came
Speaker 1: to this planet to like experience like feelings and emotions
Speaker 1: and all that shit. But then when we die, we
Speaker 1: go back to being interdimensional beings. Think about that. I
Speaker 1: just blew someone's mind.
Speaker 2: Who's someone wanting? Yeah, you blew my mind. Honestly, you
Speaker 2: blew a lot of things. Ow, motherfucker, you squeezed too.
Speaker 2: Hard my Ring Drew fucking crushed his toe in the
Speaker 2: back seat. He was taking his sock off, and he
Speaker 2: was like.
Speaker 1: Like, literally have crushy toast syndrome like it like I was,
Speaker 1: I was playing basketball and months I'm just an athletic
Speaker 1: person and I still have it. And we were I
Speaker 1: was going super super hard in basketball and my feet
Speaker 1: were like they weren't hurting, and I guess my body
Speaker 1: was just like mind over mattered because I have control
Speaker 1: like that over like this ship, and I just like
Speaker 1: like I pushed through the pain like better.
Speaker 2: Than like just even in day to day life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I took my shoes off, and I've literally
Speaker 1: never seen this much blood come from my body. I
Speaker 1: don't think ever in my life. I actually, no, that's
Speaker 1: a lie I have. But like my sock was like
Speaker 1: covered in blood because I was just going so hard
Speaker 1: in the fucking pain.
Speaker 2: And you were having your period through your toes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then I didn't show you this, and ye
Speaker 1: here if.
Speaker 2: It's a picture of your beaar fucking toe, I don't
Speaker 2: want to see.
Speaker 1: No, No, it's it's not. I'm gonna air drop those
Speaker 1: to kyro quick. I didn't show you this and you actually, wait,
Speaker 1: I did, but no one fucking believes that I can dunk. Oh, like,
Speaker 1: no one believes it.
Speaker 2: Your hair looks insane in that your hair looks like
Speaker 2: somebody put a bunch of gel in it and blue
Speaker 2: dried it up. Like it looks crazy.
Speaker 1: It's so fucked up, And like that's the craziest part
Speaker 1: about it is like I got hidden bounce, I got
Speaker 1: sneaky bounce, Like I can get out there on that
Speaker 1: rim like like that's like.
Speaker 2: The kind of like what's crazy is like there's like
Speaker 2: a girl out there who's seen her like boyfriend or
Speaker 2: like partner or somebody play basketball and be like, oh, he's
Speaker 2: so hot, he's so good at it. But that would
Speaker 2: like embarrass the fuck out of me. Like men shouldn't
Speaker 2: be jumping around like like get down, like get down,
Speaker 2: Like why are you hanging onto that like your little legs,
Speaker 2: like like like kicking around after you like dunk, Like,
Speaker 2: get down. You're embarrassing me, like you're kicking your feet around.
Speaker 2: It's gross.
Speaker 1: Get down from on their room, on their room. Okay,
Speaker 1: Drew's sigh up corner.
Speaker 2: You see it different every.
Speaker 1: Time jew shye up corner, Like Jews, say up, Cortner,
Speaker 1: y'all remember when our grandmas used to make us up
Speaker 1: before we went to dates, so she made sure we
Speaker 1: wouldn't have sex. Do you remember that?
Speaker 2: No, my grandma never did that.
Speaker 3: My grandma used to do that.
Speaker 1: It's like it must be a boy thing. But they
Speaker 1: would do it so we wouldn't go and have sex,
Speaker 1: so our penis would be deflated.
Speaker 2: Oh, my grandma would do it so it would last
Speaker 2: longer because she was like, you got to impressed.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you see what you get play that's lit.
Speaker 1: When I was in school, we read the When I
Speaker 1: was in school, we read The Great Gatsby. Nowadays, it
Speaker 1: seems to me that these days in schools, students in
Speaker 1: school these days are more concerned with where the Great
Speaker 1: gats be?
Speaker 2: Yeah, did that sense? It's really read like that like
Speaker 2: it seems to be in school these days. They said
Speaker 2: these days like eight times.
Speaker 1: These days in school kids are most concerned with the
Speaker 1: Great Gyatsby. Shout out Tony Hawk Ruther, Truther, Truther, this
Speaker 1: one sucks. And reading that one.
Speaker 2: I watched your hands start to shake so bad when
Speaker 2: you were reading the last one.
Speaker 1: Ummm, your baby daddy uses cologne out of magazines. He
Speaker 1: rubbing page forty three on his neck.
Speaker 2: That's really good. Do they still do that? Do they
Speaker 2: still put the scent in the magazine?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Um, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3: I mean one.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I want to try.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: These Trader Joe's cashiers have got to stop rising me up.
Speaker 3: I'm about to leave snail trails on the organic fruit leather.
Speaker 2: You know what it's worse is I heard you say
Speaker 2: that the night of my birthday. I heard you say
Speaker 2: that to Mason. Yeah. Wow, Okay.
Speaker 1: Those cashiers are trained to be nice to you because
Speaker 1: we live in a lonely epidemic, and they're nice to you,
Speaker 1: so you keep going back to Trader's Joe's Trader Joe's
Speaker 1: and you buy their products. It's all a part of
Speaker 1: the evil machine of capitalism, and I want you to
Speaker 1: be aware of it. And you can still shop there.
Speaker 1: It's great food. But they're nice to you because they
Speaker 1: want you to buy more things than they're trained to
Speaker 1: be that way.
Speaker 2: Did we are living in such a weird time? They're
Speaker 2: like they're being a cult following for like multiple grocery
Speaker 2: stores is fucking and saying and what are the other
Speaker 2: ones like Airwan and Trader Dudes are like the ones that.
Speaker 1: Gb Agb's like the grocery, Like, you don't have swag
Speaker 1: if you don't shop at AGB and Grandberry.
Speaker 2: I feel like in Miami it's like Publics, Like Publics
Speaker 2: is like, yeah, Publics is mid is. I actually don't
Speaker 2: know if anybody feels like that. When I was a kid,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, we went to Publics
Speaker 2: because it was a real grocery store.
Speaker 3: I h Mark kind of has a oh yeah, does
Speaker 3: have that.
Speaker 1: Maybe every grocery store just has a cult following because
Speaker 1: you need your vagina has a cult following. I know that,
Speaker 1: damn for sure.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a couple one. Thank you.
Speaker 1: A Penis has a cult following. I know that for sure.
Speaker 2: There's no way I looked into that.
Speaker 3: It's true.
Speaker 1: It's it's true. It's true as fun.
Speaker 2: Okay, my media of the week is, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: this is gonna literally blow someone's mind. Fuck. I didn't
Speaker 2: talk about this. I have to admit something. I think
Speaker 2: Ky already heard me say this. Everybody's heard me say this,
Speaker 2: because I can't believe it. But I did not know
Speaker 2: that George Harrison was in the Beatles, Like, I seriously
Speaker 2: did not know that, And I found that out three
Speaker 2: days ago, and it's been really life changing news because
Speaker 2: I love George Harrison, but I just don't know. Lucas
Speaker 2: put it into like such a good like sentiment. He was, uh,
Speaker 2: he said, you have such a cognitive dissonance from the
Speaker 2: Beatles that no matter how many times someone would mention
Speaker 2: that he was in the Beatles, your brain just made
Speaker 2: it a different situation because I literally thought he just
Speaker 2: like worked for the Beatles, or like did like guitar
Speaker 2: for them, or wrote a song or two for them.
Speaker 2: And it wasn't until I was watching this video that
Speaker 2: they literally in the video. I was showing it to Lucas,
Speaker 2: they say it like three times before it clicked to
Speaker 2: my head. It wasn't until they showed a clip of
Speaker 2: George Harrison getting off stage with the other Beatles and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, he's wearing the funky
Speaker 2: little suit like he's literally in the fucking Beatles. That's
Speaker 2: fucking crazy. And because of that, there is a Beatles
Speaker 2: song in my media this week, which is crazy, really
Speaker 2: really crazy. See people change, Yeah, I'm subject to change.
Speaker 2: The Long and Winding Road by The Beatles, Pure Smokey
Speaker 2: by George Harrison, walk Out to Winter as Tech Camera,
Speaker 2: and a Letter to Elise the Cure, which I think
Speaker 2: I said like two of those last week. But also,
Speaker 2: guess what, shocker, I'm still listening to Abandoned Luncheonette by
Speaker 2: Daryl Hall and John Oates. There I said it. I
Speaker 2: can't get over Haul and Oates, I'm really annoying. Also,
Speaker 2: the Lord loves the one George Harrison. So that's my
Speaker 2: media of the week. Suck it.
Speaker 1: My media of the week is Dots and Loops by
Speaker 1: Stereo Lab, specifically the flower called Nowhere. That's a great
Speaker 1: freaking song. And then Ice Blink Luck by the cock
Speaker 1: two twins, and let's just do a random song in
Speaker 1: one of my playlists. Oh wait, that's the emergency inndergum playlist.
Speaker 1: Hold on the first like forty seconds of Orca by
Speaker 1: Nicola is really good. Let's do Jardin's Aquatics by peplopis
Speaker 1: pepe pe?
Speaker 2: All right, thank you guys so much for watching. I
Speaker 2: have poop about to.
Speaker 1: Shoot out my butt, so I called it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Luck four