WEBVTT - Manipulation tactics 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:21.400 Welcome back to this episode of Emergency in Chaircom. Oh, Drew, 0:00:21.440 --> 0:00:23.360 you said it wrong. It's like the good old days. 0:00:23.360 --> 0:00:26.720 It's like the good old days. Welcome back to Emergency Intercom. 0:00:27.960 --> 0:00:29.600 I think while you do this episode, I'm just gonna 0:00:29.680 --> 0:00:32.479 use my phone so that they're because I was thinking, like, 0:00:32.840 --> 0:00:34.920 there's a lot of footage of me talking and being 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:37.760 intertwined in conversation, but there's not enough footage of me 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:42.080 just like ignoring people to committing committing and sitting and 0:00:42.159 --> 0:00:43.080 using my phone in. 0:00:42.960 --> 0:00:46.280 Front of people. But okay, so I wanted to start 0:00:46.320 --> 0:00:49.520 this episode off by saying I think I have Parkinson's 0:00:49.680 --> 0:00:52.479 or so I'm like pre diabetic, right, or I think 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:56.160 I have pre diabetes, but I think I have pre 0:00:56.440 --> 0:01:02.560 Parkinson's because my pointer finger has been shaking a lot lately. 0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:12.560 Okay, So no, yeah, I know you. You can't just 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:15.640 keep thinking of things that you think you haven't claiming 0:01:15.680 --> 0:01:17.920 to the public that you have them. I think I 0:01:17.959 --> 0:01:20.720 need somebody to go through and do like a check 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:25.760 of how many like different like diseases or medical issues 0:01:25.800 --> 0:01:27.920 you've claimed to have publically, because I'm not kidding, I 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:29.800 think you've maybe surpassed. 0:01:29.240 --> 0:01:34.360 Ten black mold poisoning, Parkinson's. 0:01:33.480 --> 0:01:35.319 Pre diabetes, and you claim to. 0:01:35.280 --> 0:01:42.160 Have diabetes, cancerous tumors, yeah, middling my body. 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:45.039 You also claim that you were experiencing was it when 0:01:45.040 --> 0:01:46.319 you lose oxygen? 0:01:46.560 --> 0:01:49.240 So you're like, oh, hypoxyay. 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:54.280 You claim hypoxy. I know there's more. There has to be. 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:59.120 More, no, But in all seriousness, my pointer finger has 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:03.640 been shaking and I've done some uh google searches, done 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:08.120 some research, and I think it's like muscle dystrophy from 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:10.560 scrolling on my phone too much. And I'm not kidding 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:13.000 because all of it was like, oh, it's like muscle 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:17.000 over use. Like it's like people's fingers shake sometimes if 0:02:17.000 --> 0:02:19.440 they like have like over use of it. 0:02:19.639 --> 0:02:23.720 You know what's craziest Sometimes like I have two fingers 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:25.839 on my hand after I hang out with your mom 0:02:25.880 --> 0:02:27.360 that literally won't stop shaking. 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:28.359 My god. 0:02:28.720 --> 0:02:31.960 Sometimes it's three if we're like feeling crazy, but it's 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:32.560 usually just. 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:34.760 Two from what like y'all scroll like I'll do some 0:02:34.800 --> 0:02:37.080 parallel play like scrolling on a phone. 0:02:37.160 --> 0:02:39.519 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've the pink five in the stink. 0:02:41.480 --> 0:02:42.880 Oh my god, isn't it? 0:02:43.120 --> 0:02:45.560 I said? Someone up for a slam dunk just now 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:48.480 with some parallel play play where you say, oh, yeah, 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:51.280 me and your mom have been parallel all night long 0:02:51.400 --> 0:02:54.720 after I was fingering her and no one grabbed it. 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:57.640 Why why would we say that, Like the parallel play 0:02:57.720 --> 0:03:02.800 joke already existed on it up. Yes, that is exactly 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:04.480 what I was doing with your mother in bed. 0:03:04.639 --> 0:03:06.120 Well that's what you were inferring though. 0:03:06.720 --> 0:03:09.200 Should I show you the TikTok that actually freaked me 0:03:09.360 --> 0:03:10.799 the fuck out last night? 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:16.240 No? Okay, Wow, well you're gonna do it anyway, So 0:03:16.240 --> 0:03:19.679 it's not like I have an option, dude. 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:22.320 This okay? So we all know that, Like, there are 0:03:22.360 --> 0:03:27.320 couples online who dedicate themselves to making content for young 0:03:27.320 --> 0:03:29.359 people who were like, oh I wish my parents didn't fight, 0:03:29.400 --> 0:03:33.120 and they looked like this, like that's what iPhones were for. Actually, 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:35.640 I've thought about this a lot, Like I feel like 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:37.360 we all grew up in a generation where there was 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:41.360 no parent vloggers, Like there was two there was a 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:45.080 Sha Tarf and Sha Tars, but C TFX. You didn't 0:03:45.080 --> 0:03:46.600 have kids, so it was kind of just like the 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:49.560 Sha Tards that you had to like watch. But other 0:03:49.600 --> 0:03:51.640 than that, obviously there was always like TLC and all 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:55.520 that stuff that showed parents, but the amount in which 0:03:55.680 --> 0:03:59.000 there was like an influx of quote unquote like awesome 0:03:59.080 --> 0:04:02.720 parents online. I think I would kill myself if I 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:05.400 had to see this many parents who were like somehow 0:04:05.520 --> 0:04:11.120 so emotionally like morally sound? Does that make sense? Like 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:13.240 I would be so jealous if I was growing up 0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:15.080 and I was like thirteen and I was following Charlie 0:04:15.120 --> 0:04:17.120 Demilio and I had to see her parents all the time, 0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:18.760 Like I'd be like, damn, I guess you just have 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:21.599 the best life ever. You dance, you sing, You fucking 0:04:21.640 --> 0:04:22.719 have parents that love you. 0:04:23.040 --> 0:04:26.159 She is literally living your seven year old's dream life. 0:04:26.279 --> 0:04:29.279 Yeah, like what, but I will say my parents obviously 0:04:29.320 --> 0:04:31.720 loved me. Hello, That's why I got That's why I 0:04:31.760 --> 0:04:33.760 have a podcast because my parents loved me. 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:38.680 So oh fuck, that's like a crazy reference. So last 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:41.640 night I was sitting on the couch. Sorry, I like, 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:44.599 am taking my life Bay, that was a great transition, 0:04:44.680 --> 0:04:46.960 And I just ruined it by saying that was a 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:51.559 great transition. And I'm still going you can't like you'd 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:55.040 need no, I'm so good at it a transition, You're like, 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:58.359 I am literally so good at it. Most of the time, 0:04:58.520 --> 0:05:01.599 but sometimes I like to be like that was a 0:05:01.600 --> 0:05:02.719 good trendsiption. 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:05.679 Your transitions and conversation, or like when you were writing, 0:05:05.800 --> 0:05:09.640 like your first essays, and they would be like and therefore, 0:05:10.160 --> 0:05:13.200 like that's how you would start the last paragraph or 0:05:13.200 --> 0:05:15.880 like the next paragraph, because you always go end on 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:16.640 that note. 0:05:16.880 --> 0:05:20.520 And no, you're not you know what, You're right, You're right, 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:25.560 and I will fix that. Which is also something that 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:29.200 a lot of really smart people do is when they're wrong, 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:32.120 they change their mind. So you're right, I'm smart. 0:05:32.520 --> 0:05:33.760 So are you just saying that? 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:38.880 We were watching this video or I was watching this 0:05:38.960 --> 0:05:42.360 video on the couch, and it was like, legitimately one 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:47.120 of the most devastating stories I've ever heard a human 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:50.560 have to go through, and I do not know how 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:53.080 she is surviving putting up and it's like life is 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:55.960 so unfair, and I feel so horrible for this woman 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:59.080 because like I won't get into the details because it's 0:05:59.080 --> 0:06:01.000 not my fucking story to talk about, but it was 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:04.520 just it was such a dark, dark tragedy that struck 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:07.320 her family, and I feel so bad. But at the 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:10.720 end of her story, she. 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:12.400 Started clip from like a random podcast. 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:15.200 Yeah, yeah, she started getting like choked up. She was 0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:19.120 like like get it obviously because she was reliving these 0:06:19.279 --> 0:06:23.720 horrible extreme grief. Yeah. And then she was on a 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:26.520 podcast and the guy was like, do you need a moment? 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:28.520 And I was like, oh, respect, Like we can turn 0:06:28.560 --> 0:06:31.160 the cameras off. I was like respect, like that's what 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:33.760 you should do. Like she's crying, like give her a moment, 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:36.279 and she's like no, no, it's like honestly, like really 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:39.400 great to talk about. And then the guys rebuttal to 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:43.040 her horrifying story and was like, yeah, no, like I 0:06:43.080 --> 0:06:47.280 believe that, Like that's why I have a podcast, Like she. 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:50.440 Just sat in here, was like had to witness the 0:06:50.480 --> 0:06:54.000 gnarliest shit any human ever has had to witness. And 0:06:54.040 --> 0:06:56.840 then she's going on to talk about it, like somehow 0:06:56.880 --> 0:06:58.839 gets darker because she's like, yeah, no, it's good to 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:01.000 talk about it because I don't talk about it. I'm 0:07:01.040 --> 0:07:03.440 just sitting in my head thinking about it all the time. 0:07:03.760 --> 0:07:07.880 So that's the moment where you like granted hard conversation 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:09.640 to have to like talk to because like, how do 0:07:09.680 --> 0:07:11.680 you relate to sung like that? And I feel like 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:14.000 most people when they're talking about something hard, like your 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:15.840 instant thing is to relate. 0:07:15.560 --> 0:07:18.720 And like when I lost my praying mantis, it was 0:07:19.520 --> 0:07:19.880 that's why. 0:07:21.520 --> 0:07:26.720 And when my bug died, yeah, but him going, yeah, 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:29.280 and that's why I have a podcast. Actually, Like she's 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:31.680 literally crying everyny and he's like, and that's why I 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:34.800 do the things I do. Like that is so fucking crazy. 0:07:34.880 --> 0:07:39.080 Also like having a podcast, I don't know, having a 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:41.200 podcast where you just it's like that guy who talks 0:07:41.240 --> 0:07:44.760 to people who are houseless and just puts them on camera, 0:07:44.920 --> 0:07:47.760 Like that's the same idea of like, yep, and that's 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:50.800 why I do the good things I do for the world, like. 0:07:50.840 --> 0:07:55.320 Explaining you people like, yeah, it's really but I eat 0:07:55.760 --> 0:07:58.040 up unfortunately unfortunately. 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:01.400 But I don't know how I was talking about this, 0:08:01.440 --> 0:08:05.760 but basically, yeah, it's this couple who it's also like 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:07.320 military propaganda. 0:08:07.040 --> 0:08:09.360 Is this And we're transitioning to another topic. 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:15.080 Now, Okay, I don't need to go to bed early. 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:17.440 We don't even need to eat dinner this early. We 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:18.320 absolutely do. 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:21.320 You're literally the sleepiest girl that I learned that it's 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:22.520 five four. 0:08:22.880 --> 0:08:24.320 We need a bed You need a bedtime. You know, 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:27.640 you know I need a bedtime. I am your elder sir, 0:08:28.200 --> 0:08:31.600 you should be listening to me. I am wizard. Do 0:08:31.640 --> 0:08:33.200 you want me to tell you something that I've been 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:35.040 doing to you? You don't even know. I've been making 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:36.320 your dinner time early. 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:38.880 I actually I can't keep watching this. 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:43.520 Did it was really really really freaking me out, Like 0:08:44.760 --> 0:09:00.120 this page. 0:08:56.000 --> 0:08:58.560 And we do this like we're doing this one. 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:00.000 I didn't want to read it. 0:09:00.760 --> 0:09:04.080 My husband before and after I call him handsome and 0:09:04.120 --> 0:09:06.000 it's like him just looking at her and then like 0:09:06.960 --> 0:09:09.199 the same frame, but he's smiling that I want to 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:10.200 do that with your smile. 0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:10.520 You do. 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:27.959 It's a genuine as TikTok, like no. 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:32.440 The thing is what's freaking me out is I'm like, you, okay, 0:09:32.760 --> 0:09:35.040 obviously they have to have love for each other. There's 0:09:35.080 --> 0:09:38.080 no way they fucking like, no way. 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:41.160 I'm like, I don't know what the problem is. 0:09:41.240 --> 0:09:41.640 I don't know. 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:44.280 I felt I feel like I've been blessed to have 0:09:44.520 --> 0:09:49.560 very intense, romantic and platonic relationships. Never once has it 0:09:49.640 --> 0:09:52.120 been this fucking deep, like never once. But maybe I'm 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:54.120 missing something in life because never once time I found 0:09:54.120 --> 0:10:01.840 myself slipping into like absolute baby gibberish like delusion Mama 0:10:03.120 --> 0:10:06.360 happens and you love someone. Yeah, I was watching that 0:10:06.440 --> 0:10:09.920 last night and it was dude. It made me feel 0:10:10.200 --> 0:10:12.680 so weird. It made me feel like I was like 0:10:13.840 --> 0:10:16.920 locked in an airport bathroom, but I was too nervous 0:10:17.000 --> 0:10:17.920 to call for help. 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:21.840 Well, I can do one better for you. I won't 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:24.440 be able to find their profile, so actually I won't 0:10:24.480 --> 0:10:26.320 be able to do one better for you. But there 0:10:26.400 --> 0:10:29.200 is like a very similar like it's like a genre 0:10:29.280 --> 0:10:33.400 of content where they like act like like it's like 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:36.800 they saw the word like, oh, he has Golden Retriever 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:40.280 energy and they based an entire career and their entire 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:43.600 relationship off that Golden Retriever energy. 0:10:44.160 --> 0:10:45.880 Like do you think people who make content like that 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:50.960 are happy? 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:53.679 I don't think so. I think they like argue more 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:57.560 than most people. It's like it becomes like a job, 0:10:57.800 --> 0:11:00.320 Like I feel like Madeline and Steven do like a 0:11:00.360 --> 0:11:01.319 great job at. 0:11:01.200 --> 0:11:03.440 Like That's what I was just about to say, but 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:05.880 I didn't know if it was gonna be like inappropriate 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:07.400 because I'm trying to find the words to describe it, 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:11.960 because I feel like there's that side of couple content 0:11:12.040 --> 0:11:15.280 where it feels so forced and so catering to like 0:11:15.440 --> 0:11:17.960 very young people but then there's like the other side, 0:11:17.960 --> 0:11:19.920 where like there are couples who just film each other 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:21.800 and they're like a funny couple or like they get 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:24.640 into like little silly things and sometimes they'll like plan 0:11:24.760 --> 0:11:27.520 little things for the camera, but like it never feels forced. 0:11:27.679 --> 0:11:29.560 But then I'm like, am I just biased? Because I 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:33.360 actually know Steven and Madeline are actually happy, So in 0:11:33.360 --> 0:11:35.120 my head, I never see their content and I'm like, 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:37.760 they fucking hate each other. I'm like, no, I know, 0:11:37.840 --> 0:11:40.240 they like actually have like a really good relationship. But 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:42.840 then I see this and for some reason, I'm like, oh, 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:45.959 they hate each other. Like I'm like, they they cannot 0:11:45.960 --> 0:11:48.320 love each other. But also maybe that's me projecting my 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:50.760 like very scary ideas of relationships on to people, and 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:53.360 I should stop because people can be happy and make 0:11:53.400 --> 0:11:56.720 their content and there are thousands of dollars off of 0:11:56.760 --> 0:12:00.600 micro trends love yourself. That's my worry. That's what I 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:01.480 got out to last night. 0:12:02.040 --> 0:12:08.720 Okay, so AI has gone too far, or maybe it's 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:14.199 just getting started, because listen to this. People are predicting 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:18.880 by the end of the year that AI will be 0:12:18.960 --> 0:12:25.880 able to translate and transcribe and trans code animal languages, 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:29.479 so we'll be able to communicate with animals. 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:31.680 The thing is, I don't believe that, because how do 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:34.040 we prove, like literally, how do we prove that? 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:39.400 Like what, it's all snake oil? Everything? Everything is snake oil. 0:12:39.520 --> 0:12:40.880 Nothing actually is existed. 0:12:41.040 --> 0:12:45.160 Yeah, that's like yeah, it's not like it's morse code, 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:47.760 like we don't have humans to translate it. It's just sounds. 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:50.079 And we're like, okay when he does that, he usually 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:51.880 does this, so I'm thinking he's saying that, what. 0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:55.120 Did you translate your dog's thoughts? And it's just I 0:12:55.200 --> 0:12:56.040 want backshots. 0:12:57.040 --> 0:13:01.880 Oh no, I said that were he was like, I 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:02.440 hear you. 0:13:02.760 --> 0:13:05.079 I hear you, I can hear you. 0:13:05.200 --> 0:13:06.800 We were talking about Azol and we were like, it 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:09.640 would be it would suck so fucking bad to like 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:12.000 have this technology and you like want to hear what 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:13.920 your animal is saying, and they're like, free me. I 0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:14.200 went out. 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:14.600 I went out. 0:13:14.640 --> 0:13:17.319 I hate this. This is a prison scaring me. I'm 0:13:17.360 --> 0:13:19.520 so scared, Like I don't actually love you, I only 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:20.880 want food from you. 0:13:21.240 --> 0:13:22.760 I've thought about that a lot because every time I 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:24.480 go into my room and Azol sitting in my bed, I'm like, 0:13:24.520 --> 0:13:26.360 oh my God, this is so awesome. I had this 0:13:26.440 --> 0:13:29.000 loving creature who's like literal only job is to love me, 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:30.640 and I'm like, oh my god. Humans are literally so 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:34.079 fucking selfish because this is an animal that should be 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:35.840 roaming free. And I'm like, thank god, I get to 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:38.679 hold you captive in my bedroom all fucking day and 0:13:38.760 --> 0:13:41.160 I can ignore you when I want but see you 0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:44.840 and I like want to and it's so so like 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:49.600 what's it called? Like it's only benefiting me. But then 0:13:49.720 --> 0:13:52.360 when a zool chases after me all night and yells 0:13:52.400 --> 0:13:53.800 at me to go to bed because he wants me 0:13:53.840 --> 0:13:56.000 to sleep because he wants to go to sleep, I'm like, 0:13:56.040 --> 0:13:57.200 that cat has to love me. 0:13:57.320 --> 0:14:00.000 Yeah, no, there's love there. And there's like this idea 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:07.280 that cats like domesticated humans like like yeah, they were 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:09.400 able to do everything they wanted to do on their own, 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:13.520 and then they like stumbled into like a fucking village 0:14:13.880 --> 0:14:15.760 one day and then like they were like, oh, we 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:18.080 get like a free chicken carcass and we don't have 0:14:18.120 --> 0:14:21.760 to do shit. And then like eventually, over time, like 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:25.320 the cats domesticated slowly and slowly, but so did the humans, 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:28.520 and we started like serving them and like it's like 0:14:28.720 --> 0:14:33.080 almost like a symbiotic relationship because like we get happiness 0:14:33.480 --> 0:14:35.080 and they get food. 0:14:35.440 --> 0:14:35.600 Yeah. 0:14:36.760 --> 0:14:40.480 Have you ever read the theory that caffeine plants is 0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:43.280 like the true dominant organism on. 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:45.120 Earth caffeine plants. 0:14:44.840 --> 0:14:49.480 Yeah, like coffee, Yeah, because we like we like put 0:14:49.640 --> 0:14:52.760 so much resources into and we like cut down forests 0:14:52.800 --> 0:14:55.440 and like there's like I don't know millions of people 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:58.480 that just like work on like coffee fields, and like 0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:00.920 if you look at the amount of resources, like it 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:07.080 mostly we are exactly Yeah, damn, that's crazy. They won 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:11.920 from like an evolutionary survival brainwashed us. 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:13.760 That's so lit. Why did they add? 0:15:13.800 --> 0:15:16.240 Cain got us so good? We have shirts about it, 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:19.400 Like we literally have like we have like ig posts 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:21.320 dedicated to they got me so good? 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:22.920 That weed too. 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:25.800 I literally won't I won't talk to somebody until I've 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:26.560 had my coffee. 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:29.640 Oh like more literally and is actually drinking her coffee 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:31.560 right now so she can't talk to somebody. 0:15:31.560 --> 0:15:34.000 It's actually so grumpy until she had that big cup. 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:36.480 Big gold, big gold slurpee straw. 0:15:36.640 --> 0:15:39.120 That it actually is insane. I've thought about it so much. 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:44.000 I've been drinking caffeine consistently since I was like ten. Yeah, 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:46.600 I've spent more of my life with coffee in my 0:15:46.640 --> 0:15:48.080 system than I have without it. 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:50.520 Like my daughter and he doesn't drink water. 0:15:50.600 --> 0:15:54.800 She only drinks coffee from inside the fucking house. 0:15:55.040 --> 0:15:57.640 He has nuclear orange. Every time she goes to the bathroom, 0:15:57.680 --> 0:15:59.320 I just tell her, like, don't flush, I just need 0:15:59.320 --> 0:16:00.920 to see it, and she leaves it in there, and. 0:16:00.840 --> 0:16:03.160 It's trying to make me. Look at his pa yesterday. 0:16:02.800 --> 0:16:05.680 Because it was the most clear it has ever been, 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:08.520 and it was almost concerning how clear. It literally looked 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:10.520 like I poured a cup of water into the toilet, 0:16:10.520 --> 0:16:13.680 and I was impressed with myself. I was like, come, 0:16:13.720 --> 0:16:15.400 look at this, like this is a vibe. 0:16:15.880 --> 0:16:17.560 I'm gonna do that next time I make a big 0:16:17.600 --> 0:16:21.760 stinky poops, Like look, I've actually almost done that before. 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:24.400 Dude, Yeah you should next time because I'll take that 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:26.360 poop out of the toilet and make like poop sushi, 0:16:28.960 --> 0:16:32.280 like the poop poop platter. It's like a gimbop, but 0:16:32.320 --> 0:16:32.800 with poop. 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:37.120 That is that going to be your next waiter attack 0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:38.280 or are you going to ask for poop? 0:16:38.480 --> 0:16:40.480 Yeah? I was at a We went to like a 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:44.160 nice restaurant last night for your sister's birthday, And I 0:16:44.280 --> 0:16:46.240 was gonna. I was gonna. I was trying to come 0:16:46.320 --> 0:16:49.920 up with a new Tom Hollenberger. Hold the fries or 0:16:50.000 --> 0:16:54.440 hold the spiders? Like I said, aqua Man, hold the aqua? 0:16:54.680 --> 0:16:58.080 I said Wednesday atoms hold the cobwebs. But like I'm 0:16:58.120 --> 0:16:59.800 trying to think of another one. What what did I 0:16:59.840 --> 0:17:02.440 say say? Like I asked for the Can I get 0:17:02.440 --> 0:17:03.280 the poop sushi roll? 0:17:03.360 --> 0:17:07.160 What does Thanos collect the jewels? Yeah, you should ask 0:17:07.160 --> 0:17:07.800 for the Thanos. 0:17:07.880 --> 0:17:15.959 Can I get the purple Nurple Thanosburger? Hold the Infinity Stone? Yeah, 0:17:16.119 --> 0:17:17.800 there's there's like a good one out there that's like 0:17:17.840 --> 0:17:20.600 obscure enough but like also mainstream enough that people will 0:17:20.600 --> 0:17:23.440 know what I'm talking about. Can I get the Gypsy 0:17:23.560 --> 0:17:29.119 rose Burger? Hold the Munchausen biprocy syndrome sauce? Yikes? 0:17:29.320 --> 0:17:33.240 Yeah, no, she's done. She's literally done. 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:38.440 It is so funny, like how quickly the Internet turned 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:45.040 on her, and there's validity to it all. She did 0:17:45.359 --> 0:17:49.399 technically have someone kill someone, which is insane, But at 0:17:49.400 --> 0:17:51.600 the same time, you poke a bear, the bear is 0:17:51.640 --> 0:17:53.959 gonna attack And I don't know, but I saw some 0:17:54.000 --> 0:17:58.800 clips where it was like her talking in like an interview, 0:17:58.880 --> 0:18:01.280 saying like yeah, like when I would be talking, my 0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:03.960 mom would like grab me and like squished me to 0:18:04.080 --> 0:18:06.000 make me. Did that hurt? Yeah? Did I get that? 0:18:06.080 --> 0:18:06.119 It? 0:18:06.240 --> 0:18:08.760 Like I felt it. I felt like the attendant, but 0:18:08.880 --> 0:18:11.560 she would like grab me and like have me stop talking. 0:18:11.640 --> 0:18:14.800 And then like an interview came out recently with her 0:18:14.920 --> 0:18:17.439 husband where they were like in an interview and she 0:18:17.600 --> 0:18:21.000 went up and like like squeezed his arm or squeezed 0:18:21.000 --> 0:18:23.000 his leg when he was talking about something she didn't 0:18:23.000 --> 0:18:25.680 want him to talk about. And they were like, damn, dude, 0:18:25.760 --> 0:18:28.919 like those values like you really are what raised you 0:18:29.320 --> 0:18:33.479 to a certain extent because like mega, yeah, she's literally 0:18:33.520 --> 0:18:36.120 doing the exact same thing. But like, obviously, I don't 0:18:36.119 --> 0:18:39.440 think this man is like entrapped by Gypsy or it's 0:18:39.480 --> 0:18:42.640 scared that he can't leave. But like Gypsy even said 0:18:42.640 --> 0:18:46.240 it herself. She was like, I'm like a master manipulator, 0:18:46.320 --> 0:18:48.440 Like I'm a liar, Like I am like the best 0:18:48.480 --> 0:18:50.760 liar I know, like because she had to do it 0:18:50.800 --> 0:18:53.840 to survive, to grow up. So everyone was like, I mean, 0:18:53.880 --> 0:18:56.840 she's probably doing a little bit of that to us. 0:18:57.000 --> 0:18:59.439 I mean, she's also like, dude, that whole thing is 0:18:59.520 --> 0:19:02.560 just so in and us talking about it makes me 0:19:02.640 --> 0:19:04.919 crack up because we're just like feeding into like the 0:19:05.200 --> 0:19:08.639 endless feed that is her. But the whole thing I 0:19:08.720 --> 0:19:10.439 was watching I think I said it already on the podcast. 0:19:10.480 --> 0:19:12.320 I was watching the Lifetime thing and they were trying 0:19:12.320 --> 0:19:16.359 to turn it into some real housewives reality show shit 0:19:16.440 --> 0:19:20.000 where the husband was sitting down with the with her 0:19:20.080 --> 0:19:23.000 parents before she got out of jail, before they got married, 0:19:23.040 --> 0:19:25.920 to like meet the parents before he married her, and 0:19:26.280 --> 0:19:31.480 right before that scene they literally showed that she I 0:19:31.520 --> 0:19:33.840 think you've heard the clip where she tells her husband, 0:19:34.960 --> 0:19:36.720 I just think you need to know. I had a 0:19:36.800 --> 0:19:40.120 dream last night where my ex came back, not the 0:19:40.160 --> 0:19:43.280 ex who's in jail, but like she had someone she 0:19:43.359 --> 0:19:45.440 was seeing while she was in jail before this guy, 0:19:45.840 --> 0:19:48.080 and she was like, yeah, my ex came back and 0:19:48.119 --> 0:19:50.080 I left you for him, and I was so happy 0:19:50.119 --> 0:19:53.240 in the dream. And then he was just like, oh, 0:19:53.280 --> 0:19:55.800 why did I don't know what to say to that, 0:19:56.200 --> 0:19:57.879 and she was like, I just thought you should know, 0:19:58.640 --> 0:20:00.399 and then there was like kind of silent, and he 0:20:00.440 --> 0:20:01.760 was like, when's the last time you talked to him, 0:20:01.800 --> 0:20:04.919 and she goes three weeks ago and he he was like, 0:20:05.600 --> 0:20:07.600 what you told me? You haven't spoken in for months 0:20:07.600 --> 0:20:09.080 and she was like, no, three weeks ago. 0:20:09.040 --> 0:20:12.240 Oh my god, what was up with? What we're gonna say? 0:20:12.440 --> 0:20:15.200 I was just gonna say, like they are scary, Like there, 0:20:15.400 --> 0:20:18.040 I mean, every relationship I'm sure has its little qualms 0:20:18.160 --> 0:20:21.280 God bless, but I don't know, it's so funny. 0:20:21.320 --> 0:20:23.320 You should not be in the public eye. And like 0:20:23.359 --> 0:20:27.240