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Speaker 1: Welcome back to this episode of Emergency in Chaircom. Oh, Drew,

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Speaker 1: you said it wrong. It's like the good old days.

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Speaker 1: It's like the good old days. Welcome back to Emergency Intercom.

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Speaker 2: I think while you do this episode, I'm just gonna

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Speaker 2: use my phone so that they're because I was thinking, like,

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Speaker 2: there's a lot of footage of me talking and being

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Speaker 2: intertwined in conversation, but there's not enough footage of me

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Speaker 2: just like ignoring people to committing committing and sitting and

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Speaker 2: using my phone in.

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Speaker 1: Front of people. But okay, so I wanted to start

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Speaker 1: this episode off by saying I think I have Parkinson's

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Speaker 1: or so I'm like pre diabetic, right, or I think

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Speaker 1: I have pre diabetes, but I think I have pre

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Speaker 1: Parkinson's because my pointer finger has been shaking a lot lately.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So no, yeah, I know you. You can't just

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Speaker 2: keep thinking of things that you think you haven't claiming

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Speaker 2: to the public that you have them. I think I

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Speaker 2: need somebody to go through and do like a check

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Speaker 2: of how many like different like diseases or medical issues

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Speaker 2: you've claimed to have publically, because I'm not kidding, I

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Speaker 2: think you've maybe surpassed.

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Speaker 1: Ten black mold poisoning, Parkinson's.

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Speaker 2: Pre diabetes, and you claim to.

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Speaker 1: Have diabetes, cancerous tumors, yeah, middling my body.

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Speaker 2: You also claim that you were experiencing was it when

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Speaker 2: you lose oxygen?

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Speaker 1: So you're like, oh, hypoxyay.

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Speaker 2: You claim hypoxy. I know there's more. There has to be.

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Speaker 1: More, no, But in all seriousness, my pointer finger has

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Speaker 1: been shaking and I've done some uh google searches, done

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Speaker 1: some research, and I think it's like muscle dystrophy from

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Speaker 1: scrolling on my phone too much. And I'm not kidding

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Speaker 1: because all of it was like, oh, it's like muscle

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Speaker 1: over use. Like it's like people's fingers shake sometimes if

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Speaker 1: they like have like over use of it.

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Speaker 2: You know what's craziest Sometimes like I have two fingers

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Speaker 2: on my hand after I hang out with your mom

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Speaker 2: that literally won't stop shaking.

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Speaker 1: My god.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes it's three if we're like feeling crazy, but it's

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Speaker 2: usually just.

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Speaker 1: Two from what like y'all scroll like I'll do some

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Speaker 1: parallel play like scrolling on a phone.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've the pink five in the stink.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: I said? Someone up for a slam dunk just now

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Speaker 1: with some parallel play play where you say, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: me and your mom have been parallel all night long

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Speaker 1: after I was fingering her and no one grabbed it.

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Speaker 2: Why why would we say that, Like the parallel play

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Speaker 2: joke already existed on it up. Yes, that is exactly

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Speaker 2: what I was doing with your mother in bed.

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Speaker 1: Well that's what you were inferring though.

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Speaker 2: Should I show you the TikTok that actually freaked me

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Speaker 2: the fuck out last night?

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Speaker 1: No? Okay, Wow, well you're gonna do it anyway, So

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Speaker 1: it's not like I have an option, dude.

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Speaker 2: This okay? So we all know that, Like, there are

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Speaker 2: couples online who dedicate themselves to making content for young

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Speaker 2: people who were like, oh I wish my parents didn't fight,

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Speaker 2: and they looked like this, like that's what iPhones were for. Actually,

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Speaker 2: I've thought about this a lot, Like I feel like

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Speaker 2: we all grew up in a generation where there was

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Speaker 2: no parent vloggers, Like there was two there was a

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Speaker 2: Sha Tarf and Sha Tars, but C TFX. You didn't

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Speaker 2: have kids, so it was kind of just like the

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Speaker 2: Sha Tards that you had to like watch. But other

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Speaker 2: than that, obviously there was always like TLC and all

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Speaker 2: that stuff that showed parents, but the amount in which

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Speaker 2: had to see this many parents who were like somehow

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Speaker 2: so emotionally like morally sound? Does that make sense? Like

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Speaker 2: I would be so jealous if I was growing up

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Speaker 2: and I was like thirteen and I was following Charlie

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Speaker 2: Demilio and I had to see her parents all the time,

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Speaker 2: Like I'd be like, damn, I guess you just have

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Speaker 2: the best life ever. You dance, you sing, You fucking

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Speaker 2: have parents that love you.

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Speaker 1: She is literally living your seven year old's dream life.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like what, but I will say my parents obviously

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Speaker 2: loved me. Hello, That's why I got That's why I

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Speaker 1: So oh fuck, that's like a crazy reference. So last

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Speaker 1: night I was sitting on the couch. Sorry, I like,

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Speaker 1: am taking my life Bay, that was a great transition,

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Speaker 1: And I just ruined it by saying that was a

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Speaker 4: Your transitions and conversation, or like when you were writing,

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Speaker 4: like your first essays, and they would be like and therefore,

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Speaker 4: like that's how you would start the last paragraph or

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Speaker 4: like the next paragraph, because you always go end on

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Speaker 1: And no, you're not you know what, You're right, You're right,

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Speaker 1: and I will fix that. Which is also something that

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Speaker 1: a lot of really smart people do is when they're wrong,

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Speaker 1: they change their mind. So you're right, I'm smart.

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Speaker 2: So are you just saying that?

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Speaker 1: We were watching this video or I was watching this

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Speaker 1: video on the couch, and it was like, legitimately one

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Speaker 1: of the most devastating stories I've ever heard a human

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Speaker 1: have to go through, and I do not know how

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Speaker 1: she is surviving putting up and it's like life is

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Speaker 1: so unfair, and I feel so horrible for this woman

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Speaker 1: because like I won't get into the details because it's

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Speaker 1: not my fucking story to talk about, but it was

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Speaker 1: just it was such a dark, dark tragedy that struck

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Speaker 1: her family, and I feel so bad. But at the

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Speaker 1: end of her story, she.

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Speaker 2: Started clip from like a random podcast.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she started getting like choked up. She was

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Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, respect, Like we can turn

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Speaker 1: and she's like no, no, it's like honestly, like really

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Speaker 1: great to talk about. And then the guys rebuttal to

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Speaker 2: Just sat in here, was like had to witness the

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Speaker 2: gnarliest shit any human ever has had to witness. And

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Speaker 2: then she's going on to talk about it, like somehow

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Speaker 2: So that's the moment where you like granted hard conversation

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Speaker 2: most people when they're talking about something hard, like your

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Speaker 1: And like when I lost my praying mantis, it was

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Speaker 2: And when my bug died, yeah, but him going, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Also like having a podcast, I don't know, having a

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Speaker 2: Like that's the same idea of like, yep, and that's

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Speaker 2: why I do the good things I do for the world, like.

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Speaker 1: Explaining you people like, yeah, it's really but I eat

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Speaker 2: But I don't know how I was talking about this,

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Speaker 2: but basically, yeah, it's this couple who it's also like

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Speaker 2: military propaganda.

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Speaker 1: Is this And we're transitioning to another topic.

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Speaker 2: Now, Okay, I don't need to go to bed early.

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Speaker 2: We don't even need to eat dinner this early. We

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Speaker 1: You're literally the sleepiest girl that I learned that it's

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Speaker 2: We need a bed You need a bedtime. You know,

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Speaker 2: you know I need a bedtime. I am your elder sir,

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Speaker 2: you should be listening to me. I am wizard. Do

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Speaker 2: you want me to tell you something that I've been

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Speaker 1: I actually I can't keep watching this.

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Speaker 5: Did it was really really really freaking me out, Like

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Speaker 2: And we do this like we're doing this one.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to read it.

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Speaker 2: My husband before and after I call him handsome and

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Speaker 2: it's like him just looking at her and then like

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Speaker 4: You do.

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Speaker 3: It's a genuine as TikTok, like no.

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Speaker 2: The thing is what's freaking me out is I'm like, you, okay,

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Speaker 2: obviously they have to have love for each other. There's

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know what the problem is.

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I felt I feel like I've been blessed to have

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Speaker 2: very intense, romantic and platonic relationships. Never once has it

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Speaker 2: myself slipping into like absolute baby gibberish like delusion Mama

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Speaker 2: happens and you love someone. Yeah, I was watching that

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Speaker 1: Well, I can do one better for you. I won't

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Speaker 1: be able to find their profile, so actually I won't

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Speaker 1: be able to do one better for you. But there

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Speaker 1: is like a very similar like it's like a genre

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Speaker 1: of content where they like act like like it's like

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Speaker 1: they saw the word like, oh, he has Golden Retriever

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Speaker 2: Like do you think people who make content like that

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think they like argue more

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Speaker 1: than most people. It's like it becomes like a job,

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Speaker 1: Like I feel like Madeline and Steven do like a

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Speaker 2: Like That's what I was just about to say, but

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Speaker 2: I didn't know if it was gonna be like inappropriate

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Speaker 2: because I'm trying to find the words to describe it,

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Speaker 2: because I feel like there's that side of couple content

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Speaker 2: and they're like a funny couple or like they get

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Speaker 2: But then I'm like, am I just biased? Because I

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Speaker 2: It's trying to make me. Look at his pa yesterday.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna do that next time I make a big

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I was at a We went to like a

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Speaker 2: What does Thanos collect the jewels? Yeah, you should ask

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Speaker 1: Can I get the purple Nurple Thanosburger? Hold the Infinity Stone? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, what was up with? What we're gonna say?

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Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, like they are scary, Like there,

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Speaker 1: You should not be in the public eye. And like

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Speaker 2: Like we should send her to Iceland, she.

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Speaker 1: Should come on the podcast. Yes, that's why we have

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why we have a podcast to help people

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Speaker 1: But they never got the love from their father.

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Speaker 2: Maybe they really wanted to bang their family and they

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Speaker 3: Personally, your girlfriend looks a lot like you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, girl, mad girl, What that is my twin sister?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my bad, My bad.

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Speaker 2: Technically since it's your twin, it's like you'd be dating

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Speaker 1: They're crazy. And I'm sitting here thinking in my head,

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Speaker 2: You maybe look like him if I had to go

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Speaker 2: and percocets, and then they made me drive home. There's

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00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,600
Speaker 2: a chance that I would see you walking across the

439
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,440
Speaker 2: street and almost hit you and be like, oh my god,

440
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:31,200
Speaker 2: I almost just hit Jacob ELORDI yes, that sentiment.

441
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:36,719
Speaker 1: Maybe, And you remind me of a rotten backtooth in

442
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:37,280
Speaker 1: my mouth?

443
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,520
Speaker 2: What what do I stink?

444
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:42,720
Speaker 6: Like?

445
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:43,240
Speaker 2: What is that?

446
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:49,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Donald Trump, this is the craziest shit

447
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:53,560
Speaker 1: I've ever heard. And I don't know why not enough

448
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:55,520
Speaker 1: people are talking about this, and I'm being like one

449
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:59,040
Speaker 1: hundred percent genuine Like I'm I'm being one hundred percent serious,

450
00:22:59,080 --> 00:22:59,960
Speaker 1: this is factual.

451
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,320
Speaker 2: But I was.

452
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 1: Watching a video and like someone was like, oh yeah,

453
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,399
Speaker 1: like Donald Trump has like a really like human smell,

454
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 1: Like he smells like a person. And I was like,

455
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,359
Speaker 1: what the fuck does that mean? So then I looked

456
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:17,679
Speaker 1: online and I found like several videos of people in

457
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,200
Speaker 1: his posse, people that are really close to him, people

458
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,439
Speaker 1: who work for him, work with him, so they have

459
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:26,200
Speaker 1: like everything to lose by saying this and lying. People

460
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,359
Speaker 1: who don't like him, people who are running against him

461
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 1: in the election, all of them, on separate occasions, have

462
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:35,439
Speaker 1: said he stinks like shit, Like all of them, like

463
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 1: in so many words are like Donald Trump smells bad,

464
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 1: like smells like duty cock, and like I don't understand

465
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:47,439
Speaker 1: why he's able to beat the stink allegations because like

466
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:50,080
Speaker 1: having a stink alligation is like one of the worst things.

467
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 1: You'll never ever ever live that down. And for some reason,

468
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,960
Speaker 1: that's the allegation he beats. Like I don't know, it's

469
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:01,280
Speaker 1: it is crazy to me that Donald Trump literally smells

470
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:02,439
Speaker 1: like fucking onion.

471
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 2: Also because like most people who fuck with Donald Trump

472
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 2: aren't like, oh, I hope I don't stink, like that's

473
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,520
Speaker 2: not that's not something that's like in therefore for us,

474
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:13,160
Speaker 2: and the part like, yeah, he smells like a man,

475
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 2: he smells like how a man should smell like a man.

476
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:19,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean but even like people who don't

477
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 1: like him don't talk about Donald Trump's body odor in

478
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 1: the way that we should like that is like, yeah.

479
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 2: If I was running for a president and I was

480
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 2: at the last debate, I'd be like, and you stink

481
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:33,240
Speaker 2: and see what he's saying, and you literally smell like

482
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:34,520
Speaker 2: shack could smell from over here.

483
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 1: Is it's like an orb of like stink that he

484
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 1: travels with, like imagine riding in a fucking helicopter with

485
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 1: him or on air Force one like that whole bitch

486
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:46,400
Speaker 1: would fucking reek.

487
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 2: Oh, it's like that. There's that brand that makes like

488
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:53,480
Speaker 2: weird sense. That's like cigarettes and.

489
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:55,200
Speaker 1: Something threads after sex.

490
00:24:56,359 --> 00:25:01,280
Speaker 2: No, that's it. No, that's not what is that. That's

491
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 2: a band that's like a they make music.

492
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 1: Your mom is my scent because I just like lay

493
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:09,639
Speaker 1: with her and she rubs her odor all over me.

494
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:13,879
Speaker 2: I wear your Mom. But it's like that brand, So

495
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 2: they should do a Donald Trump scent. Yeah, and I

496
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 2: would buy it because I would try to. But somebody like,

497
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,479
Speaker 2: we need to get Josie in a room with him,

498
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 2: because I bet Josie could pick up the notes.

499
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:26,760
Speaker 1: So Zia would break him down with a president who

500
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:30,440
Speaker 1: looks like he bathes in cheating, Yeah.

501
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,120
Speaker 2: If he was, what are we doing, because that's why

502
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 2: we have a podcast, is to make things right? So

503
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 2: if he wins again, what are we doing?

504
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 1: January sixth insurrection, I'm starting it now. We're gonna do

505
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 1: it next year.

506
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,440
Speaker 2: Wait, but no, he the inauguration happens like I think

507
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 2: at the end of January.

508
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 1: No, No, it's November.

509
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 2: No, that's the election, but the inauguration, like when they

510
00:25:57,560 --> 00:26:01,159
Speaker 2: go into the House House of Comment, they literally do

511
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 2: a housewarming party for the president.

512
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:07,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you see that Christmas party? They like hosted

513
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 1: the White House in a bunch of influencers.

514
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,680
Speaker 2: So weird, literally so weird. If I got invited into

515
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:18,439
Speaker 2: the White House, actually I would have to go, Like

516
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 2: I would have to go, and I would make the

517
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 2: worst content ever.

518
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 1: I would be so like hiding in the lockers or

519
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 1: some shit like.

520
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 2: All you would hear the whole party is like the

521
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,040
Speaker 2: starter sound for TikTok, like the timer.

522
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, making that's what they were doing.

523
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 2: Like, but were they having to tag like thank you

524
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,959
Speaker 2: at Joe Biden? Literally, if I just say thank you

525
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,479
Speaker 2: at Joe Biden, thank you at White House? Such an honor.

526
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 2: I love that. I love such an honor, like I

527
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:50,919
Speaker 2: love when people go into it was such an honor,

528
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 2: Like girl.

529
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,360
Speaker 1: You got a sweaters my pleasure?

530
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:59,399
Speaker 2: It was, no, it's always your pleasure before my pleasure exactly.

531
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,160
Speaker 1: And I have a quote that I wanted to read

532
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,679
Speaker 1: and maybe it'll spark a conversation, because it blew my

533
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:11,920
Speaker 1: fucking mind and into the forest. I go to lose

534
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 1: my mind and find my soul, dude, Well, into the forest,

535
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 1: I go to lose my mind and find my soul, like,

536
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 1: think about it.

537
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:27,880
Speaker 2: Like sometimes I really can't tell if you're being serious.

538
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,880
Speaker 2: Did that did that move you? And if it did,

539
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 2: that's okay, But I'm like actually curious.

540
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I did read it genuinely, and I

541
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:40,119
Speaker 1: was like, damn, that's like literally so meat coated, because

542
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 1: you go.

543
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,239
Speaker 2: Up into the mountains and find your soul, but then

544
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 2: you come back and you immediately get.

545
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 1: Back at your phone. The last time I went into

546
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:49,080
Speaker 1: the fucking mountains to find my soul, I came back

547
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 1: to find out my brother was fucking dead. So the

548
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 1: mountains are cursed to me.

549
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 2: No, no, you can go back.

550
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: I told that story.

551
00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,160
Speaker 2: I think so.

552
00:27:59,320 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 3: I think so.

553
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:06,119
Speaker 1: I trauma blocked it. I don't even remember it anymore exactly, Like,

554
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,119
Speaker 1: why are you laughing? I'm being serious.

555
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 2: I'm having a moment. Well, are you going to go

556
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 2: into the forest and find your soul and then come

557
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 2: back to return to like working on your phone or no. Yes,

558
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 2: we need to actually like we need to take your

559
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,119
Speaker 2: phone away, but not send you to the forest. We

560
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 2: need to let you live a normal life without a phone.

561
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.

562
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,719
Speaker 2: Because you always go to the force and yeah, you

563
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 2: get three days no screen time, but then you come

564
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,119
Speaker 2: back and you have to like no charge with eighteen

565
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 2: hours straight.

566
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:36,359
Speaker 1: You know what I thought about cut. So I'm using

567
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 1: my phone all the time, right, that's yeah, all the

568
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 1: literal Like I only use my Apple ecosystem, my phone,

569
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 1: my iPad, and my computer, and it tracks across all

570
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 1: three of those. Right. You use your phone for about

571
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 1: like five and a half hours, six hours a day,

572
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 1: three hours of on top of that Fortnite screen time,

573
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 1: So we're kind of on the same level with screen time.

574
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 2: Okay, But like Fortnite's different because I play with friends,

575
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 2: I talk to friends. I'm working on my hand eye.

576
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 1: Coordination friends, I'm working on my hand eye coordination by scrolling.

577
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 1: I worked out this finger so much actually that I'm

578
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 1: having like a muscle spasm constantly.

579
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 2: So no, no, it's different, No, it actually isn't it

580
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 2: really is. But I haven't been playing Fortnite as much.

581
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 2: I've like kind of taken a step back. I don't

582
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 2: know if you've noticed, Like I've been trying not to

583
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 2: play it as much. That's one of my goals for

584
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 2: this years to like lessen my screen time, specifically with Fortnite,

585
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 2: because I will get lost in it and I want

586
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 2: to play it so bad. Like this morning, it was

587
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 2: so hard to wake up, And I'm not kidding. I

588
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 2: was like, if only I just wake up and play

589
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 2: Fortnite for a few hours and then do the podcast,

590
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 2: I'd be so good to go, even though every time

591
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 2: I play Fortnite for a few hours, it actually like burns,

592
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 2: Like it's like when somebody lights a fireplace and like

593
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:56,720
Speaker 2: the tips of their eyelashes get sinned. I feel like

594
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 2: that happens to my brain, like when I like play

595
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 2: Fortnite for fur hour stry. I also lied, I don't

596
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 2: like playing with people. I like playing low like I

597
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 2: hate playing with people. They fucking suck. No one's as

598
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 2: good as me.

599
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 1: That's not true. I feel that's true.

600
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 2: Thank you.

601
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 1: Well. Should I go into my rant about d MT

602
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 1: trips and your death experiences?

603
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 2: Uh? Sure? Do you want to?

604
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 5: So?

605
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 1: When people smoke d MT, I've never done it. I

606
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 1: don't think i'll ever do it. I think it will

607
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 1: psychologically break me.

608
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 4: Um.

609
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 1: They describe this experience where they get sucked through this

610
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 1: wormhole esque thing fucking thing for lack of better word,

611
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 1: and they quote unquote break through to the other side.

612
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 1: So they're like zooming through this like light tunnel where

613
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 1: there's a fucking light at the end of the tunnel basically,

614
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 1: and then you like break through like breaking through like

615
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 1: plastic or whatever. And then they make it to the

616
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 1: other side and then they exist in this reality briefly

617
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 1: where it's like fractals and colors and it's it's unlike

618
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 1: anything we've.

619
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,719
Speaker 2: Ever literally the plot of Coreline.

620
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 1: Like actually, yeah, that's like how people describe it as

621
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 1: like going through the tunnel of core Line, but they

622
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 1: like are shot out of a rocket type shit cannon ball,

623
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 1: cannon bah. So they break through and they are in

624
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 1: this like other reality, like different dimension is how people

625
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 1: describe it. And like there's fractals and there's colors, and

626
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 1: there's paths and there's all this shit you can do,

627
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:44,959
Speaker 1: and then there are these like beings some people describe

628
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: them as goblins or something like that, and like a

629
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 1: lot of the time, like they go there, they go

630
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 1: to this other reality, and these beings are like laughing

631
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 1: at them. They're like why the fuck are you here?

632
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 1: How the fuck did you get here you're not supposed

633
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 1: to be here. Yeah, or they're playing with them and

634
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 1: they're like having fun, or they're like berating them and

635
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 1: they forced a bad trip on these people, and then

636
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 1: shortly after that they're like follow me, they like go

637
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 1: to these places with these people or goblins. I've never

638
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 1: done it, so I can't visualize it, but yeah, and

639
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 1: then they get suck back into reality within like five minutes.

640
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 1: It's yeah, isn't that crazy? DMT trips are like max

641
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 1: ten minutes.

642
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 2: Are there are people addicted to DMT?

643
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 1: I'm sure, but it's it's not like physically addictive, but

644
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 1: I'm sure psychologically like some people are like I need

645
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 1: to go back, I need to go back. But I

646
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 1: think also like tolerance builds up like super super fast.

647
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 1: So but anyways, so when people have near death experiences,

648
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 1: every single one I've watched, there's like this YouTube series

649
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 1: I've been watching recently. Every single one is like they

650
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: describe to a t exactly what a DMT trip is.

651
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: And I don't know what that says. I'll let you

652
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 1: draw your own conclusions, but they all described the same

653
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,720
Speaker 1: thing where they like are dead for seven minutes, like

654
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 1: they flipped in a kayak and they were underwater for

655
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 1: seven minutes and they were like pronounced dead. They were

656
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 1: literally dead, and they went into this other dimension that

657
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 1: was fractals and rainbows and colors and all this shit.

658
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 1: And these are like admirable people like firemen and shit

659
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 1: that have nothing to gain from it, like from making

660
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 1: this shit up. Like I saw one where like doctors

661
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 1: accidentally overdosed him in a hospital and he like literally

662
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 1: flatlined and died. His heart stopped, his brain stopped having activity,

663
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 1: and he was experiencing while he was dead, like very

664
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 1: similar like things to how people describe DMT trips. And

665
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 1: it kind of freaks me out a little bit because

666
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck?

667
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 6: And like the way DMT they the way DMT was

668
00:33:56,800 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 6: like discovered, makes no sense too, Like the people were

669
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 6: just eating fucking roots, Like I don't know, it just

670
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 6: doesn't make it, Like how did they figure that out?

671
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 1: I feel like it was like planted here almost. And

672
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,839
Speaker 1: then there's like this idea that like when you die,

673
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 1: DMT is released in your brain. I think that's been

674
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:12,880
Speaker 1: like proven.

675
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 3: I think that's confirmed.

676
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, it like wait, it's confirmed.

677
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 3: I think I feel like I looked it up and

678
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,440
Speaker 3: it was like, yeah, we did an mriskm off someone

679
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 3: word releases like that chemical.

680
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,239
Speaker 1: So like there's this idea that when you die, like

681
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,320
Speaker 1: if DMT is released in your brain, the light tunnel

682
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 1: you're going through is actually just a DMT trip and

683
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 1: you're like, don't go into the light. Don't go into

684
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 1: the light, and it's like you go into the light

685
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,720
Speaker 1: and you like live in this afterlife dimension or something

686
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 1: I find piece in it.

687
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 2: I'm just like such a pessimist, like I do think

688
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 2: that that happens. But when people all, like specifically when

689
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:47,799
Speaker 2: people who seek out DMT and then tell that story,

690
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 2: I'm like, you're gonna tell me you didn't watch eighteen

691
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:53,360
Speaker 2: YouTube videos of that and then literally just like imagine

692
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 2: it because you're just high and like that's what you

693
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:57,839
Speaker 2: were expecting. So like that's kind of what your brain

694
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 2: gave to you. But obviously I'm sure DMT is stronger

695
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 2: than you being able to like I'm going to go

696
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 2: back to my dream that I was having. I'm gonna

697
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 2: take DMT to go back to the dream. Like it's

698
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 2: like stronger than that. But it's kind of like when

699
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 2: people describe alien abductions and They're all the fucking same,

700
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 2: and they just so happen to seem exactly like a movie.

701
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,799
Speaker 2: I'm like, bro, we just grew up watching that shit,

702
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,400
Speaker 2: so that's what you think happened, but you were just

703
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 2: having a psychotic episode.

704
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,359
Speaker 1: I'm going to say there is like a theory that

705
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 1: alien abductions are like people who are just experiencing like psysychist.

706
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 3: There was when you were saying that, I because I've

707
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,800
Speaker 3: thought about that. It's like it's almost like nature versus nurture,

708
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 3: like when you do drugs. Is that because you've seen

709
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:46,319
Speaker 3: like all this like content, But I feel like what's

710
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 3: interesting is like before you could synthesize DMT, like sacred

711
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:54,439
Speaker 3: geometries and like so many like ten thousand year old

712
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 3: temples and shit gold. Yeah, I feel like it's that's

713
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 3: always been kind of interesting to me that you still

714
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 3: see the stuff that's been like painted on stuff for

715
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:07,840
Speaker 3: like fucking fifteen thousand years.

716
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:11,320
Speaker 1: Yes, since like humans gained consciousness, But it could literally

717
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 1: just be like because it looks cool, and we were like,

718
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 1: let's try it. It looks cool, and then like our

719
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 1: sacred two thousands of babies. Sacred geometry is the Superman ass,

720
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 1: that's sacred geometry. They're gonna like find that written on

721
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,399
Speaker 1: a notebook and be like, what the fuck does this mean?

722
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 2: Fear, Like, do kids still write on walls and bathrooms

723
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,759
Speaker 2: and stuff at school? Is that the ale thing? Or

724
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 2: do they all have like fucking camera like shade rooms

725
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,759
Speaker 2: on like ig so they just write it there on set? Oh,

726
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,920
Speaker 2: did you ever have anything written on the walls in

727
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:45,839
Speaker 2: the bathroom about you?

728
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 1: Not about me?

729
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 6: No?

730
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 2: But I it would always be like when I'm in

731
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 2: the middle of beef, somebody would do it, and I

732
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,840
Speaker 2: would always be like, you're a fucking pussy bitch. I

733
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 2: never write on those fucking stinky ass walls. I know

734
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 2: your fucking pen is dirty, bitch, Like we would just

735
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,760
Speaker 2: beef over it. But it would only have like twice

736
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 2: in middle school that somebody wrote about me.

737
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:03,800
Speaker 1: I don't know the other one.

738
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 2: I don't remember. I just remember, like I remember it

739
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:11,400
Speaker 2: was in a silver sharpie because we had dark green doors. Actually,

740
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 2: in my dream, I saw kids from my school, but like,

741
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:15,880
Speaker 2: I can't remember the rest of it. They were just

742
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,880
Speaker 2: like in my school uniform and I was like, hello, like,

743
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 2: why are you wearing your uniform? You're literally twenty five,

744
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 2: like this is I.

745
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 3: Never had anything written about me, but I had a

746
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 3: lot of suffering about my best friend who was like

747
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:31,360
Speaker 3: struggling with fentanyl addiction. She was like her name was

748
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:37,320
Speaker 3: like Rue, and they would like write all this no,

749
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

750
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 2: That actually just reminded me there was a TikTok shop Hoddy.

751
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 2: There's a TikTok shop hoody that literally is like no

752
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 2: to fentanyl, and they're like, guys like, come on.

753
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 1: Like this we can buy If we can sell one

754
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,400
Speaker 1: hundred of these, we can in fentanyl poison.

755
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 2: And I'm like, you were literally so fucking conniving for

756
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:03,800
Speaker 2: just like roughening off of that, like it's so weird,

757
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:08,239
Speaker 2: also like making it like stylish, Like I like I

758
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 2: think about like Dare shirts and stuff. Obviously that's kind

759
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 2: of like aligned in the same thing, like the whole

760
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:17,799
Speaker 2: Dare program is aligned in like shaming people whatever. It's

761
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 2: like this whole weird narrative. And then those shirts became popular.

762
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 2: But in my head, I'm like when those shirts were made,

763
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 2: the people making them weren't like, damn, this is gonna

764
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 2: sell on grails, but the person making this like no

765
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:30,800
Speaker 2: to fetanel shirt is like and sooner than later?

766
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:33,800
Speaker 1: Is it in like the Playboy CARDI swag where.

767
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 2: It's yes, it's like all like opium coated, and I'm like,

768
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 2: this is so fucking weird. But I literally, uh looked

769
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 2: at that because I wanted to see how many of

770
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:47,720
Speaker 2: them sold, And then my whole TikTok feed was TikTok

771
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:48,919
Speaker 2: shop like I hate.

772
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 1: I hate when that happens, Like I'll check to literally

773
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:55,839
Speaker 1: check to see how many of those products sold because

774
00:38:55,840 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 1: I'm like curious, like about the landfill that is being created,

775
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: and they it always is either astronomically high, like one

776
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty thousand units sold or like four or zero.

777
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 1: And then yeah, I go on and I get three

778
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 1: thousand ads next, but I click not interested on. I've

779
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 1: been getting ads for like women's clothing, which is like,

780
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 1: if anything, I should be getting ads for boys clothing

781
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 1: because boys can't wear girls.

782
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 2: That's what I was gonna say, because like, what are

783
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,320
Speaker 2: you gonna do wear a skirt? That would be weird,

784
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:32,319
Speaker 2: that wouldn't even make sense.

785
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 1: I could never.

786
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 2: I don't even think like a man's body lets that happen, right,

787
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 2: I can never.

788
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 1: And then we post like my last four IG pictures

789
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 1: are me in a fucking dress for some reason. Okay,

790
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,800
Speaker 1: I got a couple more things I want to talk about.

791
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 1: I was going to talk about this con woman that

792
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:52,839
Speaker 1: stole over one hundred million dollars from the military, and

793
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 1: she's low key and icon to me, but it's kind

794
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,839
Speaker 1: of boring and long. But over like six years, she's

795
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,719
Speaker 1: one hundred million dollars, like saying she was gonna like

796
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:06,239
Speaker 1: give this money to kids. It was like a nonprofit

797
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 1: or some shit, and she bought like thirty one fucking

798
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:15,880
Speaker 1: supercars and like all this like crazy, crazy shit. But

799
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,240
Speaker 1: I thought about it a little more and I was like, damn,

800
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 1: that's literally what our congress people do to us every

801
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 1: single day. So that kind of made me sad. But

802
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:28,800
Speaker 1: I do want to talk about me and you getting

803
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 1: what you wait.

804
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I wonder if once people do

805
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 2: shit like that, Like there's so many stories of somebody

806
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,759
Speaker 2: who stole a bunch of money and then lived like

807
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 2: a fucking fairis Bueller ass day or like life for

808
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 2: like a few months where they were like writing in supercars,

809
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 2: like being on yachts, traveling like on emirates like all

810
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:50,799
Speaker 2: this crazy shit and then they get caught and put

811
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,239
Speaker 2: in jail. Do you think those people go to jail

812
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 2: and they're like, damn, I should have just kept it chilling,

813
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 2: like taking it back and I didn't need to do

814
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 2: all that, Or do you think they're in the mindset

815
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 2: in which they're like, that shit was fucking awesome, Like

816
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 2: I don't regret it, and I would do it again.

817
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:09,439
Speaker 1: I think it's like a person a person like situation. Yeah,

818
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,880
Speaker 1: Like I'm sure this girl is like mortified that she

819
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:12,800
Speaker 1: stole this money.

820
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you also can't like it's not like you

821
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 2: get out of jail and get to be normal, but

822
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 2: just googlew your name and it's like, Mitch, fuck you.

823
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 1: You stole a hundred million dollars. Imagine stealing one hundred million.

824
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,760
Speaker 1: How the fuck did that go unnoticed? Which is also

825
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: really fucking scary to me that like military spending is

826
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 1: so loose that like one hundred.

827
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 2: Millions missing and they don't even notice.

828
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 1: You can just go missing, like and I'm pretty sure

829
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 1: it was taxpayers money, Like like it's like mind blowing

830
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 1: to me. It's mind boggling how much money is in

831
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 1: the fucking military industrial complex, and it's scary. It's scary, boots.

832
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:49,760
Speaker 2: What were you gonna say, we want oh us almost

833
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,399
Speaker 2: sitting people with cars? Is that what you're gonna say?

834
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah.

835
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 2: I shouldn't be allowed on the road. I decided, like

836
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,879
Speaker 2: I am literally okay, I do want to clarify because

837
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:00,359
Speaker 2: don't wan anybody to hear this and thing that I'm

838
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 2: like some reckless driver who thinks it's funny to be reckless.

839
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,360
Speaker 2: I'm I do not believe that I'm a reckless driver.

840
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:08,360
Speaker 2: What I will say, though, is growing up in Miami

841
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:12,920
Speaker 2: and that driving style does not translate elsewhere. Like I

842
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:14,840
Speaker 2: shouldn't be allowed to do the things I do on

843
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 2: the road, which I'm sure I'm not allowed to do

844
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:18,959
Speaker 2: in Miami, but I never face any repercussions for it,

845
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,799
Speaker 2: because Miami, to me, has the worst drivers on the

846
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 2: fucking planet and it's insane there. But I have realized,

847
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 2: especially since I don't have a car, I am never

848
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 2: driving the speed limit. I am always going above the

849
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 2: speed limit, to the point that when I'm in a

850
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 2: car when somebody's driving the speed limit, it fucking pisses

851
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 2: me off. And that shouldn't piss me off because in

852
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:39,759
Speaker 2: my head, I'm like, we're going so slow right now,

853
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 2: but we're doing the legal like thirty five forty mile limit.

854
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 1: The speed signs are a suggestion you can go like

855
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 1: three or four miles over.

856
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you, thank you. Yeah, because that's why I

857
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 2: used to know. I usually hit like thirty above. So

858
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 2: if it's a forty LB's real, I'll be doing seventy

859
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 2: three down like a suburban neighborhood.

860
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 1: That's like really not okay?

861
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 2: What you always have the signs that like, oh, drive

862
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:04,839
Speaker 2: like your kids are here.

863
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 1: I don't have kids, so you're doing exactly that. I

864
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 1: guess that's.

865
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 2: Actually not funny. I'm pretty sure that like vehicular accidents

866
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:15,720
Speaker 2: are now the top killer of like people in the US.

867
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 1: Like it's actually so I think of children. Oh yeah, right, So.

868
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 2: I need to become more cautious though, because I literally

869
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 2: anytime a human like is crossing the street. Okay, here's

870
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 2: my problem with cars is the part that keeps the

871
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 2: windshield up that is always what fuck about? That blind

872
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 2: spot is so fucked up, and in every car it's different.

873
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 2: So like in your car, since I just started driving it,

874
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 2: the blind spot for me like I'm not looking at that,

875
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:45,359
Speaker 2: and I was cross. I was driving yesterday with y'all

876
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:48,399
Speaker 2: in the car. Also, I was creeping very slowly because

877
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 2: there was a van next to me that was blocking

878
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 2: the sidewalk. But the guy behind me was all my ass.

879
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 2: So I was like, Okay, I need to creep and

880
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,239
Speaker 2: start to make this right because this guy's about to

881
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 2: honk at me and that's gonna make me mad and

882
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get out and slash all his tires and

883
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 2: fucking rip his hair out. So I was like, let

884
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 2: me start creeping into let me start creeping into the intersection.

885
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:09,920
Speaker 2: I was moving so fucking slow, like I barely was

886
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:10,360
Speaker 2: moving in.

887
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 1: The space, literally like she moved like two inches, like.

888
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 2: I barely moved. And this lady appeared out of nowhere.

889
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 2: She was covered by the van and the blind spot,

890
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:20,239
Speaker 2: so she stopped in front of the car. She still

891
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:22,280
Speaker 2: had space, but she gave.

892
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: Me had like it was like five feet. She was

893
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:26,240
Speaker 1: literally away.

894
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 2: Like I was not close to her, and she just

895
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 2: stops in front of the car, and literally she was

896
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 2: looking down. She goes and then just stood there. And

897
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 2: Drew's windows are not tinted like nearly enough and I

898
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 2: literally was like, bitch, fuck.

899
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 1: You, like.

900
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 2: Fucking mad, because I was like I was not gonna

901
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:49,759
Speaker 2: hit you, Like I stopped the car the second I

902
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,320
Speaker 2: saw you. I was not going to hit you. Also,

903
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 2: like if I was gonna hit you, like if you

904
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,920
Speaker 2: were actually scared, bitch, you wouldn't have the time and

905
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 2: like you would be in shock and be like, oh

906
00:44:58,320 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 2: my god, I almost just got hit and not like

907
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:01,280
Speaker 2: looking at me like you're in a fucking movie.

908
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 1: Anytime I've almost been hit by a car, like literally

909
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:08,320
Speaker 1: every single time it's probably happened to me like fifteen

910
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five times in my life just crossing an

911
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 1: intersection in La It's like just dangerous. That is a

912
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 1: fucking price you pay to live here, as you might

913
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 1: get hit by a car every single time you.

914
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:19,400
Speaker 2: Cross a major city.

915
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:23,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, but every time it happens to me, I literally

916
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:27,319
Speaker 1: like bust out laughing and like I'm like, oh, like,

917
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:29,840
Speaker 1: of course it's an accident. You weren't trying to fucking

918
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:31,840
Speaker 1: run me over. And even if you did hit me

919
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 1: crossing a crosswalk, like you're going five miles per hour,

920
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: I will have a bruise on my leg at best bitch,

921
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,880
Speaker 1: Like not that fucking deep.

922
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 2: I just say when people act like I was gonna

923
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 2: like bitch, if I was gonna do it, I would

924
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 2: have done it.

925
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:45,799
Speaker 1: Yeah.

926
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 2: Later when people were like they feel so personally targeted,

927
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 2: like I literally.

928
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 1: Don't know you, Yeah, it cracks me up. And then

929
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:57,320
Speaker 1: a similar story is I was driving on new roads

930
00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 1: that I have never been on, and like the road

931
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:04,359
Speaker 1: over that I had been on and the other road

932
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 1: over that I had been on, both are just one

933
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 1: ways when you're going up the road, like there's no

934
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 1: stop signs, there's no lights, there's nothing, and it's like

935
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:15,920
Speaker 1: the same size road, same neighborhood. So I was just like, oh,

936
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 1: it's probably the same on this road. So I was

937
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:21,879
Speaker 1: kind of just like I was going below the speed limit.

938
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 1: I remember this because I was like, oh, there's like

939
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 1: a lot of kids running around, like I want to

940
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 1: be able to stop, and the speed limit and that

941
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 1: neighborhood is like fucking thirty five miles per hour, which

942
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 1: is insane. But I was going like twenty twenty five,

943
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 1: and I guess I ran a stop sign once and

944
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 1: I just didn't think about it. But then I got

945
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:46,320
Speaker 1: to another four way cross section that I was driving through,

946
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 1: and in my head I was like, oh, there's no

947
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 1: stop signs on the street. I have the right away.

948
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:54,319
Speaker 1: They don't. They're they're just waiting for us. I don't, don't.

949
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:56,840
Speaker 1: I don't know what I was thinking. And I drove

950
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 1: through this intersection with like two cars like stop that

951
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 1: stop signs, And I drove through and I could see

952
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 1: the look on this old geezer's fucking face. He was

953
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,240
Speaker 1: like he threw his hands up and he was started

954
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:12,720
Speaker 1: like cussing at me, and his wife threw her hands

955
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:14,919
Speaker 1: up and started getting angry, and I was like, y'all

956
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 1: are and I like, I literally like was like, oh

957
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,880
Speaker 1: my god, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. As I

958
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 1: was driving through, I was going slow enough where like

959
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 1: I said, they I could see all of the people's

960
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 1: faces and say sorry to them. So it wasn't like

961
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,919
Speaker 1: I was gonna kill someone, and it wasn't that deep.

962
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 1: They were both stopped. They were both aware that I

963
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 1: wasn't going to stop, so I was like, what's the

964
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 1: fucking problem. And when they threw their hands up, like,

965
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,840
Speaker 1: oh my god, it sent me into a rage that

966
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 1: I cannot describe. I was fucking writhing in anger. I

967
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 1: could not believe it, and I was like cussing to

968
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 1: myself and I was like, what the fuck, like fuck you,

969
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,840
Speaker 1: like motherfucker, Like you don't throw your hands up at me,

970
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 1: Like yeah, I ran to stop sign, but I wasn't

971
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 1: gonna fucking hit you. And then I like caught a

972
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 1: moment of like cl clarity, and I was like, I

973
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 1: just started busting out loud, laughing that I somehow construted

974
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:06,800
Speaker 1: this to be angry at the people that were stopped

975
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,480
Speaker 1: at the sign and following the law, and I just

976
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 1: ran a stop sign and I was like, oh fuck,

977
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 1: I'm actually crazy, Like I'm actually crazy, this is crazy,

978
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,879
Speaker 1: like and then I was just laughing. I went from

979
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 1: like anger to laughter the fastest I've ever gone in

980
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:27,840
Speaker 1: my life. And to clarify, neither of the cars were moving.

981
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 1: One of them was going the opposite way from me.

982
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:35,360
Speaker 1: The other one was doing a right hand turn on

983
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,799
Speaker 1: the same street. He had his blinker on, So I

984
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 1: wasn't going to hit either of these fuckers. But they

985
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 1: just wanted to be angry for no reason because they

986
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:43,440
Speaker 1: have sad fucking lives.

987
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 2: They're so I always say shit like that, but then

988
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 2: I have like such, I don't think I have like

989
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 2: road rage. Also, to clarify, I am a safe driver.

990
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:53,879
Speaker 2: I just want to say that, guys, I'm a really

991
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 2: good driver. I've never been in an accident knock on

992
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 2: wood like, I've never I hit a car when I

993
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:02,479
Speaker 2: was fifteen, but years clean. I'm ten years sober in years.

994
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 2: But every time I'm like driving and I get really

995
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 2: fucking mad at someone. But I feel like we get

996
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,800
Speaker 2: mad at like decent things. But then when other people

997
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 2: get mad at me, I'm like, bitch, fuck you, like,

998
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 2: grow up, it's not that deep, but I get so

999
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 2: fucking mad. I was parking in a fucking parking lot

1000
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 2: recently and this girl in like a Mustang, like an

1001
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 2: old ass Mustang, and me and my friends in the

1002
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 2: car were like, oh damn, that's like a cool car.

1003
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:28,280
Speaker 2: She looks cool and I she was leaving her spot

1004
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:30,759
Speaker 2: and I was trying to park into a spot I was.

1005
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 2: I didn't take more than a fucking minute to back

1006
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 2: up to get into the spot, and she honked at me,

1007
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 2: and the rage I felt I was like, bitch, I

1008
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:43,359
Speaker 2: literally hope you fucking hydroplane in your car explodes into

1009
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 2: smither ybls.

1010
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 1: People who use horns like seriously, like seriously, or like

1011
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 1: in moments where their life is not or where their

1012
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 1: life is not threatened, Like you are scum of the earth.

1013
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 1: To me, you are fucking loser. You love the powers

1014
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,799
Speaker 1: you have, like no power or control in your life,

1015
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:04,840
Speaker 1: and you have to take it out on someone else.

1016
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:07,800
Speaker 1: Like I literally, I'm not kidding. I have never used

1017
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 1: a horn in a serious situation. I have literally never

1018
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,239
Speaker 1: done it. And I don't know if it's just like

1019
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 1: because I grew up in a small town and if

1020
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:16,479
Speaker 1: you honked at someone, like they will come and find

1021
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,279
Speaker 1: you and kill you because everybody knows everybody, or like

1022
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 1: what the vibe is. But like, yeah, that shit hits

1023
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:24,919
Speaker 1: me off. But like I think I were not.

1024
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:27,399
Speaker 2: Imagine people who use their horns, Like I've never been

1025
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 2: in a car with one of my friends and like

1026
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:31,880
Speaker 2: watch them like just like babe.

1027
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:35,960
Speaker 1: Like oh, exactly exactly, warn oh I have and I'll

1028
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 1: tell you after. But it fucking it's so that is

1029
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:40,480
Speaker 1: so icky.

1030
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 2: Like imagine going on a date with someone and they

1031
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 2: pick you up and you watch them like hit their

1032
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:45,840
Speaker 2: horn like five times on the way to the restaur

1033
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh my god, I literally need to

1034
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:48,239
Speaker 2: get out of this car.

1035
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:51,880
Speaker 1: I throw up a very passive driver though, like I'm like,

1036
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 1: you do you like respect, Like I'll let you in

1037
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 1: on this merge, like I'll do your thing. But when

1038
00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 1: people start disrespecting me and don't give me the same energy,

1039
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 1: that's when I get upset. Like the other day when

1040
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 1: I was like I was in the merging, eye was

1041
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:11,400
Speaker 1: trying to speed around me, and then the car behind

1042
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 1: me was like stopping and stop the entire flow of

1043
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 1: traffic because he thought I was trying to get in

1044
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:20,319
Speaker 1: front of him. And I was like, no, there's order

1045
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 1: to this, and I am following the orders. Y'all are

1046
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 1: being fucking loser boots, Like I fucking hate defensive driver,

1047
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 1: not defensive drivers offensive, yeah, just like like fucking opportunistic drivers,

1048
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 1: and like I feel like I'm low key and opportunistic

1049
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 1: driver when we got to get places.

1050
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, Like, my biggest gripe is if

1051
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 2: you were going to be an agro driver, fucking commit

1052
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 2: to it, Like you need to be good at it

1053
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:48,839
Speaker 2: and you need to commit to it. Because I can't

1054
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:52,320
Speaker 2: stand a bitch who's like tailing me and then gets

1055
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 2: around me but starts going to speed limit and like,

1056
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 2: why did you do that? You just did that to

1057
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,239
Speaker 2: be a fucking bitch, And now I actually hope you

1058
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 2: hydro plane.

1059
00:51:58,320 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1060
00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:01,320
Speaker 1: Literally, if someone like almost hit me at a fucking

1061
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 1: stop sign, like I would, I literally would like laugh

1062
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:06,920
Speaker 1: and then jump in front of the car so they

1063
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:08,880
Speaker 1: could kill me because I want to end my suffering.

1064
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:13,840
Speaker 2: Oh and that was our conversation about cars as well.

1065
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 1: Life is suffering.

1066
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:17,280
Speaker 2: No, it's not. Life is joyous.

1067
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 1: We are an energy plant. No, we are. Actually we

1068
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:26,239
Speaker 1: are in dimensional beings that decided, oh, like I want

1069
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:28,759
Speaker 1: to go to Earth to experience the universe. I want

1070
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 1: to be the universe experiencing itself. And one caveat to

1071
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 1: that was that we forgot but we have our souls still,

1072
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 1: but some of us are remembering that, Like, we came

1073
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 1: to this planet to like experience like feelings and emotions

1074
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 1: and all that shit. But then when we die, we

1075
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:50,799
Speaker 1: go back to being interdimensional beings. Think about that. I

1076
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 1: just blew someone's mind.

1077
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:57,319
Speaker 2: Who's someone wanting? Yeah, you blew my mind. Honestly, you

1078
00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:02,880
Speaker 2: blew a lot of things. Ow, motherfucker, you squeezed too.

1079
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 2: Hard my Ring Drew fucking crushed his toe in the

1080
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:13,279
Speaker 2: back seat. He was taking his sock off, and he

1081
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 2: was like.

1082
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 1: Like, literally have crushy toast syndrome like it like I was,

1083
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 1: I was playing basketball and months I'm just an athletic

1084
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:27,759
Speaker 1: person and I still have it. And we were I

1085
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:32,280
Speaker 1: was going super super hard in basketball and my feet

1086
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:35,320
Speaker 1: were like they weren't hurting, and I guess my body

1087
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 1: was just like mind over mattered because I have control

1088
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 1: like that over like this ship, and I just like

1089
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 1: like I pushed through the pain like better.

1090
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 2: Than like just even in day to day life.

1091
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:48,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I took my shoes off, and I've literally

1092
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:50,000
Speaker 1: never seen this much blood come from my body. I

1093
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,040
Speaker 1: don't think ever in my life. I actually, no, that's

1094
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:54,799
Speaker 1: a lie I have. But like my sock was like

1095
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:58,879
Speaker 1: covered in blood because I was just going so hard

1096
00:53:58,920 --> 00:53:59,760
Speaker 1: in the fucking pain.

1097
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:01,400
Speaker 2: And you were having your period through your toes.

1098
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:05,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then I didn't show you this, and ye

1099
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:07,400
Speaker 1: here if.

1100
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 2: It's a picture of your beaar fucking toe, I don't

1101
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 2: want to see.

1102
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:12,399
Speaker 1: No, No, it's it's not. I'm gonna air drop those

1103
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:15,879
Speaker 1: to kyro quick. I didn't show you this and you actually, wait,

1104
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:20,799
Speaker 1: I did, but no one fucking believes that I can dunk. Oh, like,

1105
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 1: no one believes it.

1106
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:26,719
Speaker 2: Your hair looks insane in that your hair looks like

1107
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 2: somebody put a bunch of gel in it and blue

1108
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 2: dried it up. Like it looks crazy.

1109
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:34,319
Speaker 1: It's so fucked up, And like that's the craziest part

1110
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 1: about it is like I got hidden bounce, I got

1111
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 1: sneaky bounce, Like I can get out there on that

1112
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:41,719
Speaker 1: rim like like that's like.

1113
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:44,279
Speaker 2: The kind of like what's crazy is like there's like

1114
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 2: a girl out there who's seen her like boyfriend or

1115
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:49,359
Speaker 2: like partner or somebody play basketball and be like, oh, he's

1116
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:50,839
Speaker 2: so hot, he's so good at it. But that would

1117
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:52,920
Speaker 2: like embarrass the fuck out of me. Like men shouldn't

1118
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:56,440
Speaker 2: be jumping around like like get down, like get down,

1119
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:58,880
Speaker 2: Like why are you hanging onto that like your little legs,

1120
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:02,440
Speaker 2: like like like kicking around after you like dunk, Like,

1121
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,839
Speaker 2: get down. You're embarrassing me, like you're kicking your feet around.

1122
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:06,560
Speaker 2: It's gross.

1123
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:09,400
Speaker 1: Get down from on their room, on their room. Okay,

1124
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:11,840
Speaker 1: Drew's sigh up corner.

1125
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:14,280
Speaker 2: You see it different every.

1126
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 1: Time jew shye up corner, Like Jews, say up, Cortner,

1127
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:23,799
Speaker 1: y'all remember when our grandmas used to make us up

1128
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:25,800
Speaker 1: before we went to dates, so she made sure we

1129
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 1: wouldn't have sex. Do you remember that?

1130
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:30,520
Speaker 2: No, my grandma never did that.

1131
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:31,839
Speaker 3: My grandma used to do that.

1132
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,680
Speaker 1: It's like it must be a boy thing. But they

1133
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:35,960
Speaker 1: would do it so we wouldn't go and have sex,

1134
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,320
Speaker 1: so our penis would be deflated.

1135
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:39,439
Speaker 2: Oh, my grandma would do it so it would last

1136
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 2: longer because she was like, you got to impressed.

1137
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you see what you get play that's lit.

1138
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:49,279
Speaker 1: When I was in school, we read the When I

1139
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:52,120
Speaker 1: was in school, we read The Great Gatsby. Nowadays, it

1140
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 1: seems to me that these days in schools, students in

1141
00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:58,720
Speaker 1: school these days are more concerned with where the Great

1142
00:55:58,840 --> 00:55:59,480
Speaker 1: gats be?

1143
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:04,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, did that sense? It's really read like that like

1144
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:08,479
Speaker 2: it seems to be in school these days. They said

1145
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:10,720
Speaker 2: these days like eight times.

1146
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 1: These days in school kids are most concerned with the

1147
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:24,920
Speaker 1: Great Gyatsby. Shout out Tony Hawk Ruther, Truther, Truther, this

1148
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 1: one sucks. And reading that one.

1149
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 2: I watched your hands start to shake so bad when

1150
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,359
Speaker 2: you were reading the last one.

1151
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:44,520
Speaker 1: Ummm, your baby daddy uses cologne out of magazines. He

1152
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 1: rubbing page forty three on his neck.

1153
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 2: That's really good. Do they still do that? Do they

1154
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:54,480
Speaker 2: still put the scent in the magazine?

1155
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:58,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. Um, yeah, that's it.

1156
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 3: I mean one.

1157
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:01,919
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I want to try.

1158
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:04,160
Speaker 4: Uh.

1159
00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:09,440
Speaker 3: These Trader Joe's cashiers have got to stop rising me up.

1160
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:12,279
Speaker 3: I'm about to leave snail trails on the organic fruit leather.

1161
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:16,760
Speaker 2: You know what it's worse is I heard you say

1162
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:20,120
Speaker 2: that the night of my birthday. I heard you say

1163
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:23,800
Speaker 2: that to Mason. Yeah. Wow, Okay.

1164
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:29,120
Speaker 1: Those cashiers are trained to be nice to you because

1165
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:33,760
Speaker 1: we live in a lonely epidemic, and they're nice to you,

1166
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:37,600
Speaker 1: so you keep going back to Trader's Joe's Trader Joe's

1167
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:41,160
Speaker 1: and you buy their products. It's all a part of

1168
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:45,120
Speaker 1: the evil machine of capitalism, and I want you to

1169
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:47,000
Speaker 1: be aware of it. And you can still shop there.

1170
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:51,480
Speaker 1: It's great food. But they're nice to you because they

1171
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:53,440
Speaker 1: want you to buy more things than they're trained to

1172
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:53,960
Speaker 1: be that way.

1173
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:55,919
Speaker 2: Did we are living in such a weird time? They're

1174
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:58,880
Speaker 2: like they're being a cult following for like multiple grocery

1175
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:02,920
Speaker 2: stores is fucking and saying and what are the other

1176
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:06,600
Speaker 2: ones like Airwan and Trader Dudes are like the ones that.

1177
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:12,280
Speaker 1: Gb Agb's like the grocery, Like, you don't have swag

1178
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:14,840
Speaker 1: if you don't shop at AGB and Grandberry.

1179
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:17,800
Speaker 2: I feel like in Miami it's like Publics, Like Publics

1180
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 2: is like, yeah, Publics is mid is. I actually don't

1181
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:22,480
Speaker 2: know if anybody feels like that. When I was a kid,

1182
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:23,920
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, we went to Publics

1183
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:25,280
Speaker 2: because it was a real grocery store.

1184
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 3: I h Mark kind of has a oh yeah, does

1185
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:28,520
Speaker 3: have that.

1186
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:33,400
Speaker 1: Maybe every grocery store just has a cult following because

1187
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:35,800
Speaker 1: you need your vagina has a cult following. I know that,

1188
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:36,720
Speaker 1: damn for sure.

1189
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:39,200
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a couple one. Thank you.

1190
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:43,760
Speaker 1: A Penis has a cult following. I know that for sure.

1191
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 2: There's no way I looked into that.

1192
00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:47,680
Speaker 3: It's true.

1193
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:49,960
Speaker 1: It's it's true. It's true as fun.

1194
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 2: Okay, my media of the week is, Oh my god,

1195
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:56,040
Speaker 2: this is gonna literally blow someone's mind. Fuck. I didn't

1196
00:58:56,080 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 2: talk about this. I have to admit something. I think

1197
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:04,200
Speaker 2: Ky already heard me say this. Everybody's heard me say this,

1198
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:06,560
Speaker 2: because I can't believe it. But I did not know

1199
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:09,640
Speaker 2: that George Harrison was in the Beatles, Like, I seriously

1200
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:12,640
Speaker 2: did not know that, And I found that out three

1201
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:16,160
Speaker 2: days ago, and it's been really life changing news because

1202
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:20,040
Speaker 2: I love George Harrison, but I just don't know. Lucas

1203
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:24,320
Speaker 2: put it into like such a good like sentiment. He was, uh,

1204
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 2: he said, you have such a cognitive dissonance from the

1205
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:32,800
Speaker 2: Beatles that no matter how many times someone would mention

1206
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:35,520
Speaker 2: that he was in the Beatles, your brain just made

1207
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:39,120
Speaker 2: it a different situation because I literally thought he just

1208
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:41,640
Speaker 2: like worked for the Beatles, or like did like guitar

1209
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:44,120
Speaker 2: for them, or wrote a song or two for them.

1210
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:46,000
Speaker 2: And it wasn't until I was watching this video that

1211
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000
Speaker 2: they literally in the video. I was showing it to Lucas,

1212
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 2: they say it like three times before it clicked to

1213
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:54,360
Speaker 2: my head. It wasn't until they showed a clip of

1214
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:57,000
Speaker 2: George Harrison getting off stage with the other Beatles and

1215
00:59:57,040 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, he's wearing the funky

1216
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:02,520
Speaker 2: little suit like he's literally in the fucking Beatles. That's

1217
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:06,880
Speaker 2: fucking crazy. And because of that, there is a Beatles

1218
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:10,520
Speaker 2: song in my media this week, which is crazy, really

1219
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:15,080
Speaker 2: really crazy. See people change, Yeah, I'm subject to change.

1220
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:18,960
Speaker 2: The Long and Winding Road by The Beatles, Pure Smokey

1221
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:22,600
Speaker 2: by George Harrison, walk Out to Winter as Tech Camera,

1222
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:25,400
Speaker 2: and a Letter to Elise the Cure, which I think

1223
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:27,880
Speaker 2: I said like two of those last week. But also,

1224
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:32,280
Speaker 2: guess what, shocker, I'm still listening to Abandoned Luncheonette by

1225
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 2: Daryl Hall and John Oates. There I said it. I

1226
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:38,320
Speaker 2: can't get over Haul and Oates, I'm really annoying. Also,

1227
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:42,600
Speaker 2: the Lord loves the one George Harrison. So that's my

1228
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:44,160
Speaker 2: media of the week. Suck it.

1229
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:48,720
Speaker 1: My media of the week is Dots and Loops by

1230
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:55,000
Speaker 1: Stereo Lab, specifically the flower called Nowhere. That's a great

1231
01:00:55,320 --> 01:01:03,959
Speaker 1: freaking song. And then Ice Blink Luck by the cock

1232
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:09,120
Speaker 1: two twins, and let's just do a random song in

1233
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:11,960
Speaker 1: one of my playlists. Oh wait, that's the emergency inndergum playlist.

1234
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:15,280
Speaker 1: Hold on the first like forty seconds of Orca by

1235
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:24,479
Speaker 1: Nicola is really good. Let's do Jardin's Aquatics by peplopis

1236
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:26,200
Speaker 1: pepe pe?

1237
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:29,560
Speaker 2: All right, thank you guys so much for watching. I

1238
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:30,680
Speaker 2: have poop about to.

1239
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:33,000
Speaker 1: Shoot out my butt, so I called it.

1240
01:01:33,720 --> 01:02:01,400
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Luck four