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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of this I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock. Yes that's Kevin Pollock. Yeah, you did here right.

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Speaker 1: these brave people in their families. But I digress looks

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Speaker 1: meet oraclamus. Shall we no particular order? Please say hello

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Speaker 1: to Mr James. He needs Johnny Jess. I don't know why.

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Speaker 1: I think there is a moment there. I thought maybe

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Speaker 1: I was supposed to speak up first. It's like that's

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Speaker 1: how this works. No, it isn't. And I don't know

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Speaker 1: why you're talking about. Go ahead, go ahead, Johnny jeans heen.

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Speaker 1: Is there a snake in Africa that can out run

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Speaker 1: a cheetah? Absolutely not. They do not have feet. Whatever

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Speaker 1: it would do would not be running, period, but it

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Speaker 1: could be quick. There a snake that's faster than a cheetah.

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Speaker 1: I would guess it would be the because the cheetah

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Speaker 1: is known as being the fastest creature on the planet. Creature.

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Speaker 1: F y, I, well, what about a condor? You mean

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Speaker 1: a flying creature? Well, I mean it's if you just

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Speaker 1: said creature. If he said mammal, I would be fine

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Speaker 1: with it. But I don't know if mammal to block Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: then then a snake is not a mammal. Anyways, I

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Speaker 1: don't know what you're trying to get, but I would

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Speaker 1: like to see. I think a cheetah would fight any

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Speaker 1: snake and still wind fight. No, I didn't know. No fighting.

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Speaker 1: That's the only way snake is gonna win is if

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Speaker 1: it gets a good bite and the cheetah's got a limp,

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Speaker 1: and then it's got a good slither about it. It's

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Speaker 1: a land speed race and the snake wins. Well, how

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Speaker 1: lazy is the cheetah? Very good that you finally got

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Speaker 1: to the answer. The cheetah likes to smoke weed. Oh

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Speaker 1: it's Chris Alvarado. Seal it with a Chris. Did you

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Speaker 1: see the meteor last night? No? Me, neither I know right,

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Speaker 1: I always missed those things. I hate that when people say,

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Speaker 1: you see the media, this is the one. It's five

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Speaker 1: thousand years and you can't see another one. But there

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Speaker 1: will be another one. I don't you also love it

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Speaker 1: any sort of news feed that you follow. Every now

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Speaker 1: and then something pops up saying, uh, meteor the size

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Speaker 1: of a third of Earth will miss us by only

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Speaker 1: a billion miles. Scientists go close one. What do I

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Speaker 1: do with that information? What do I do with it?

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Speaker 1: H And last, but may all the milk you smell

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Speaker 1: be sour if you think her least? Caroline Carter, Caroline,

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Speaker 1: why can't you make a sandwich without a damn cookbook?

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Speaker 1: Because there's always an ingredient you're not thinking about an

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Speaker 1: inn it? What do you mean whether it be mayonnaise

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Speaker 1: or you aren't thinking about that's salt and pepper? Right,

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Speaker 1: a damn cookbook. Let's do a damn show, shall we?

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Speaker 1: What's that hold? This is nuts. It's dry fucking sand McManus.

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Speaker 1: When he rots, the surfers are gonna smell him a

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Speaker 1: mile away. But I digress. Okay, so that's a quote

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Speaker 1: of mine from the movie The Usual Suck. Yes, and

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Speaker 1: I just got a little nervous um, But I digress,

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Speaker 1: listener who suggested the actor named the Heen winning an

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Speaker 1: Academy Award and then his whole world collapses around him

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Speaker 1: the suggestor of said, seen, what do you need a

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Speaker 1: team of monkeys working around the clock on this? Oh buddy? Anyway,

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Speaker 1: my scene suggestion is Wales. Wales trying to deal with

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Speaker 1: all the body shaming from their ocean dwelling neighbors. Thank

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Speaker 1: you Sean from Phoenixville, Pennsylvania. Goddamnit, Sean. Hey, why don't

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Speaker 1: you finish your meal? Sweetheart? There's a lot of food

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Speaker 1: there for you. Oh no, no, you don't look full.

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Speaker 1: Finish up? What's wrong? The other's a saying that I'm

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Speaker 1: too short? Too short. Listen, you're gonna as you get older,

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Speaker 1: you were not going to be as tall as you

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Speaker 1: once were. It means you shrink with age at the beginning,

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Speaker 1: you get bigger, and once you're a big whale, then

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Speaker 1: you've got a good prime time and prime timee yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's the prime of your life. But you, my friend, uh, mom, Mom,

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Speaker 1: you're going you've passed the age where you're starting to shrink.

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Speaker 1: The salt water doesn't help. How are you saying I

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Speaker 1: should take everything you're saying to heart. Of course, I

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Speaker 1: think you should enjoy this, Kale. I think you should

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Speaker 1: enjoy your food because you know what, you are going

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Speaker 1: to look better than you do right now. Okay, how

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Speaker 1: do you do it? By the way, me, I'm in

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Speaker 1: my prime. I've got a good ten fifteen years before.

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Speaker 1: I'm like you, what are you gonna marry? Oh? I

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Speaker 1: don't think I'm going to marry. I enjoy your company,

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Speaker 1: and it's so nice here in this in our little

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Speaker 1: area of the ocean. When you're going to meet somebody, Mom,

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Speaker 1: why do you keep pressuring me? I don't need somebody

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Speaker 1: else to pull grand you were grand baby whales. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I just feel like it's complicated. White whale,

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Speaker 1: the white whale i'ven't seen. I tell you, it's out there.

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Speaker 1: We need to come to get him. Telling you please

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Speaker 1: come on my boat, all right, just come on. Every

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Speaker 1: year you come into this bar and you say the

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Speaker 1: same bullshit. No I know, I know. Look, just there's

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Speaker 1: a white whale out there. Okay, but who's gonna take

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Speaker 1: care of our bar if we go on the boat

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Speaker 1: with you? Uh yeah, we'll get a dog to do

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Speaker 1: it to Okay. My dog took care of the bar once,

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Speaker 1: and that was to raise money for the Town's used

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Speaker 1: to it his managerial skills. Okay, what's different this time?

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Speaker 1: This time? The whale, the white whale? This time it

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Speaker 1: is time. This time there's two. I have a feeling

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Speaker 1: trust me on this I know I only said I

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Speaker 1: saw the one whale, but I have a feat of

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Speaker 1: hunch hunch of hunches that there's two whales. So there's

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Speaker 1: two whales. That's that's doubled the opportunity shovel the kale

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Speaker 1: kaleta question for you? Maybe yes, when do you stop

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Speaker 1: being a racist and we hunt the great black wind? No? No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: only killed watch killing? All right? Listen, Johnny, don't you

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Speaker 1: bring this up with every conversation, no matter what it is,

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Speaker 1: it's always it's always a racing with you. Look, look,

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Speaker 1: it's just because of my experience with it. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: was offended by the white whale. That's why I'm going

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Speaker 1: after it. Okay, it's a white will Okay, Wales, welcome

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Speaker 1: to whale calisthenics. Okay, right, five, six, seven and flip

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Speaker 1: and flip and flip and flip a keep going on.

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Speaker 1: We're going to have to shut out the studio. Duncan,

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Speaker 1: what do you mean we're just not getting enough whales

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Speaker 1: to come in. Well, I feel like, you know we're

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Speaker 1: on a good path. Yeah, I get are losing weight.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of Duncan. I don't see any results. Look

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Speaker 1: at me, flex huh, yeah, no, you're you're in crazy shade.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. But people are talking that maybe you're part shark. No,

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Speaker 1: excuse me, this is a private conversation. I'm sorry. Who

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Speaker 1: are you? Okay, I'm sorry, who are you saying? Are

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Speaker 1: you looking for? You came to but I didn't see

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Speaker 1: any out front? Okay, they're not towels in here there

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Speaker 1: by the front desk. Thank you, Thank you. Jack. Don't

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Speaker 1: fucking say that I'm you don't think look at me.

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Speaker 1: You don't think I'm part shark, do you? I don't

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Speaker 1: you know me? Duncan I know you? But I mean, look,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not saying that's a bad thing. I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying sharks have a better body than whales. That's

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Speaker 1: what I'm a different body. Sure, sure, I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: help the whale community, and we can all sorry, can

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Speaker 1: I come in here? Yeah? Sorry, I saw so. As

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Speaker 1: you guys know, I'm a seal and I was just

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Speaker 1: wondering that it's okay that I'm taking this class. Yes, yes, totally.

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Speaker 1: No no no no no no, no, yes, yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: just because a lot of the other whales have said

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Speaker 1: it's like a whale only thing. Well you are food

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Speaker 1: to some of us, Well you are food. I love that. No,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, it's okay, it's okay. We we got

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Speaker 1: to burn these calories now. Serious is fine, Serious is fine.

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Speaker 1: She's dead. Just eat her, just finish it. Okay. Now,

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Speaker 1: all I'm saying is, do you feel guilty? All right,

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Speaker 1: so why don't we go burn some of those calories

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Speaker 1: off and we'll continue this conversation later. Okay, okay, everybody, okay, everybody,

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Speaker 1: Now go ahead and pat your partner in the back.

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Speaker 1: Pat your partner in the back. Now. Um, some people

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Speaker 1: don't like this part, but it's all part of the process.

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Speaker 1: It is way in day. I gotta no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: it's way in day. Everyone's gonna take a wear my shoes. Okay,

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Speaker 1: hold on, here's wearing a heavy skirt. Okay, okay, we'll

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Speaker 1: take the skirt off. I'm not going to get naked.

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Speaker 1: We'll take that into account. I'll go first. Oh look

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Speaker 1: one point five tons, I'm down. I'm down a little bit.

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Speaker 1: You lose all that weight. I just I just I

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Speaker 1: don't give up. You gotta want it, you gotta want it,

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Speaker 1: you gotta want it. Okay, I'll go next next. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I close my eyes. Two point three tons. I mean

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Speaker 1: it's honestly, I'm holding the same way to I'm maintaining

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Speaker 1: that way. Are you doing your inn into minted fasting? Well?

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Speaker 1: You know what I eat what's on my plate because

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna throw it away. That's not what he tasking. Mom.

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Speaker 1: This isn't up to you, all right, Mom. With intermittent

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Speaker 1: can't do that. My tom breaks. It hurts what I

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Speaker 1: don't want to eat. She's not doing intermittent fashion. No,

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Speaker 1: he we all are. That's part of the program. He's

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Speaker 1: not doing He's not doing it. I'm just gonna eat

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Speaker 1: more of it. Don't do that? What's the house up with?

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Speaker 1: Hey listen mom? Okay, al right, hello this bullshit? Okay,

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Speaker 1: just get on the scale. Let's go. Okay, wow, one

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Speaker 1: point three tons, you've lost some with leg What the

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Speaker 1: hell is your problem? Mom? Huh? Seriously, what the hell

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Speaker 1: is this? I'm being attacked. I know I know this.

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Speaker 1: Are you're gonna step in intervene or you enough your okay? Okay, great,

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Speaker 1: all right, I am I am seriously upset. Remind us

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Speaker 1: of why you're here again, Why do you want to

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Speaker 1: lose the weight? Because because I'm too fat. So that's

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Speaker 1: a good that's a really good reason. I couldn't breathe

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Speaker 1: through my girls. Okay, just the body dysmorphia. And that's okay, mom, Okay, seriously, Hey,

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Speaker 1: that's my mom. You can't just start calling her your mom.

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Speaker 1: Do you have Do you have a reflecting device in

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Speaker 1: anywhere near your compound? Yeah? Yeah, Do pass in front

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Speaker 1: of it and take a look at times. Man, what

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Speaker 1: do you see? I've seen myself. I see regret, regret

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Speaker 1: you're just this is a judge's chair. Judges can't get

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Speaker 1: up to go to the bathroom. That's why I have

415
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Speaker 1: something here. But you can't say, honey, you follow up

416
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Speaker 1: question if I may that's suit. Is that a men's warehouse? Yes,

417
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 1: thank you gorgeous. Oh my gosh, So are you looking

418
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:57,119
Speaker 1: for a judge's suit? You're looking for what kind of

419
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 1: studok well, I'm a bailis so having a judge? Yeah?

420
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,560
Speaker 1: Be weird. Why don't you try it on? Okay, this

421
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 1: is what you have in the bailor. Yeah, I don't

422
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Don't you try the judge suit on?

423
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 1: Oh wait a sec. Just try it on? Just try

424
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:13,119
Speaker 1: it on. Yeah, so you are a what a sixteen regular? Okay?

425
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 1: Here you go. Oh man, that's good. I won't even

426
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,399
Speaker 1: have to have alteration. No, no, no, no, like at

427
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,640
Speaker 1: that right off the rock looks like a hunter damned dollar.

428
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,440
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I sorry. I just walked through the

429
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:31,160
Speaker 1: wind through the window. I walked through the window. You judge, right, judge,

430
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:34,160
Speaker 1: right now, I just have I have a parking ticket,

431
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 1: but I just got to be dismissed. Give me that.

432
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:39,400
Speaker 1: There you go. Oh my god, thank you so much.

433
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:43,120
Speaker 1: Those are my initials. Anyone asks, great, that's the judge. Okay,

434
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:45,200
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go up this other one. Thank you

435
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:48,600
Speaker 1: so much. Okay, you really feel how do you feel?

436
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,640
Speaker 1: I feel like a judge. You are in a judge

437
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 1: suit right, but you know what, I don't normally do this.

438
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,720
Speaker 1: Let's just take that around the city for a couple

439
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 1: of days a ride, bring it back and walk around. Yeah.

440
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,160
Speaker 1: I don't want any personal information for you have shoes

441
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:08,479
Speaker 1: as well? Yeah, what are you all right? Let's see here?

442
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 1: Hi certain, I'm sorry to this evening. We don't have

443
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 1: um this restaurants completely fall unless um unless you're a judge.

444
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 1: Well sorry, I just sorry, just ran to that window.

445
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,640
Speaker 1: Excuse me, sir, I have blood all over my hands.

446
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 1: I just I allegedly killed my best friend quotations in

447
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:37,000
Speaker 1: a drug quotations a scheme. So you went from the

448
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 1: scene to find a judge. Yes, that's right, that's right.

449
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 1: I was actually I was running away and then I

450
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,920
Speaker 1: saw you through the window. I was wonder maybe you

451
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 1: can give me like something that says I didn't do it.

452
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 1: You got a piece of paper? Yes, sir, there we go. Uh,

453
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:53,360
Speaker 1: just blood on it. If I can ride around the blood, Yeah,

454
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:58,119
Speaker 1: he didn't do it, signed Judge Stamp. Awesome. I have

455
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 1: a table for two that just opened up if you

456
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 1: guys want to. But we just met. But it's a

457
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 1: little weird, is it. I mean, I mean the food

458
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:11,639
Speaker 1: is good here. You have an alibi now, yeah, yeah, right,

459
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:14,640
Speaker 1: I was with the judge. Yeah yeah, welcome to Wimby's.

460
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,159
Speaker 1: Thank you. So tonight we have two specials. We have

461
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:20,920
Speaker 1: kl kelp and kelp kale both kel kelp both serves

462
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:24,400
Speaker 1: sautaid under a bed of rice, under a bed under

463
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 1: a bed of rice. So the kalkelp is is laid

464
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,680
Speaker 1: and then the rice was on top of it. Yes,

465
00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:33,640
Speaker 1: and so it's we have a sauteid uh, Brad, I'm sorry.

466
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 1: Are you going through something? Hey? Hey, hey, this is

467
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 1: a judge. You can say whatever you want to talk

468
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 1: in full confidence. I just I killed earlier. I mean

469
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 1: I allegedly kill someone earlier and I did not kill

470
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 1: I did not kill someone earlier. He'll probably be brought

471
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 1: in for it, but it'll be bullshit. Can can I

472
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,639
Speaker 1: open up to you, judge? If that's okay, that's what

473
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 1: I'm looking for. I uh, I've been going through a

474
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,879
Speaker 1: lot of personal hang ups in my relationship and I

475
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 1: don't know how to name the second and third. The

476
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 1: second hang up is the fact that when I wake

477
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,359
Speaker 1: up in the morning, I make the bed and the

478
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:15,120
Speaker 1: partner decides to mess it up and then not make

479
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:18,120
Speaker 1: it up. And when you say partner, do you mean

480
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 1: like a doppelganger? Yes, exactly, uh so, my exactly copy, Judge,

481
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 1: I've ever seen thank you, and I like the idea

482
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 1: of skipping number one. We're doing three very very heavy work.

483
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 1: No one says it coming then doppelganger, You're just I

484
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,639
Speaker 1: feel like you're reaching from the left. But no, if

485
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:35,920
Speaker 1: you're right on point, gentlemen, I'm I'm I don't normally

486
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 1: do this, but I'm want to get you the kill

487
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 1: help on the house, all right. I need that woman

488
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 1: to put that baby back to wherever it came from,

489
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 1: because this is a courtroom. This isn't a baby care. Okay.

490
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: I found this baby outside in the lobby, okay. And

491
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 1: my point is showing everyone here that if I did

492
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 1: have it all right, if I was to drop this thing,

493
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 1: where would it be? Where's the toilet? Let's bring the

494
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:00,480
Speaker 1: baby back? Guy is ridiculous put that he'd be back

495
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 1: in the hallway. Somebody's probably missing it. Judge again, great

496
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 1: looking suit, honey, thank you, Hey baby, here's your coffee.

497
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: Thank you? What a day has been crazy? Oh it's hot.

498
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 1: Where where's Arthur? Arthur. I had just put him down

499
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 1: in the middle of the floor. Let him down in

500
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 1: the middle of the floor of the courthouse. I figured

501
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 1: that it's a courthouse. So what happened? Oh my god,

502
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 1: where's Arthur? Wait? Wait, wait, don't look at me. I'm

503
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 1: what we want? Yeah, we want we want to have

504
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 1: to go find her baby. Okay, yeah, fine, what did

505
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 1: you want? Do we not want the same thing? You've

506
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 1: been losing your sleep? What's you been so like aggravated lately?

507
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 1: I don't want to get rid of my son. Well,

508
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 1: it's already he's Arthur's gong. Frank, I've lost him five minutes.

509
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 1: Except what is Frank? I'm asking you to be in

510
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 1: the moment with me. I'm sorry to interrupt. I'm just

511
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 1: registering a reregistering if a couples have chill. You're not

512
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 1: legally I'm sorry. What's your job? My job? It's illegally? Uh?

513
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 1: Put down? If you have a child? I think it's

514
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 1: part of the census or something. Yeah, uh, I'll answer

515
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 1: for us, Darling. Okay, yeah, name? What was my name again? Frank? Frank,

516
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: you don't remember your name. It's been it's been one

517
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 1: of those days. I get that frank and then up

518
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:30,080
Speaker 1: a last name unknown and uh, I don't have a name, okay, okay?

519
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 1: And uh child yes, yes, and where is the child?

520
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 1: I need to see it visually? Go ahead, baby, go ahead.

521
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 1: Then I lost it. I believe I lost five minutes. Okay,

522
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 1: last known place right? Actually where you're where standing? Are

523
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 1: you leasing or owning? Baby? Okay? Insurance? Um usa? Oh

524
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 1: thank you? Well it's not me. It was my grandfather.

525
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 1: He was dishonorably discharged though, And Jimmy, there he is.

526
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 1: He's talking to that couple. I'm gonna go, your honor.

527
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 1: My wife is about to give if we could, please, Well,

528
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 1: if you want me to rush it, I'll rush it.

529
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 1: You want me to rush it, just bring in the bathroom.

530
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 1: I don't think goddamn bathroom into my courtroom. I'm not

531
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:33,239
Speaker 1: sharing my toilet seat. What are they called? You get

532
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 1: the construction? That's it? Just bring in a port of

533
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 1: white what's going on? Look? Another judge just walked in. Well, hello, everybody, hey,

534
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 1: excuse me, excuse me, everybody. I'm judge. This courtroom seven.

535
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: This is courtroom seven. I was told to report to

536
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 1: courtroom seven. I'm sorry, I've already the judge of this courtroom.

537
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 1: As you can see, I've got the singer. Where did

538
00:31:56,760 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 1: these singers come from them? Never you mind that that

539
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:03,400
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of a very important case. That's

540
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 1: a damn good looking soup by the way, from Men's Warehouse.

541
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 1: Very nice. Wait, that's it looks a lot like you,

542
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 1: doesn't I don't know. Are you trying to take my seat? Well,

543
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 1: it's interesting you'd call it your seat because I was

544
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 1: told today that's oh my god, I'm giving birth. Why

545
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 1: don't we bring in a port of pott it for

546
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 1: this lady. That's not possible. Jim out, ma'am, step into

547
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 1: the port whenever you need to ship that one out.

548
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 1: Just go ahead, away sucking chest. I'm sure it's honey,

549
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 1: honey chests. It's just that's good. Was that you one

550
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 1: of these judges needs to make a call on this.

551
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 1: I know. I can't peel my eyes away. By the way,

552
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,480
Speaker 1: being on jer Ditty with you has been a real dream.

553
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 1: That's been really great. It sucks that you're married. I mean,

554
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 1: it's great that you're married, but like it sucks for me.

555
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, we're all jurors. What the hell are you doing?

556
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 1: What do you mean, you're just just chip chatting away.

557
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if we made a connection in the jury

558
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 1: box friends about a goddamn civil responsibility. Well, I'm winning

559
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 1: on one of the two judges elected you Meyer. By

560
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 1: the way, you know what you know who did the

561
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: city of Dating, Ohio. He's the mayor of damn. I'm sorry, yeah,

562
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 1: he comes the judges. All right, Well, I would suppose

563
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 1: that the best way to handle this sum wrestle a

564
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 1: thumb wrestling match. I was gonna ro chamboo it. But

565
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:37,959
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, individuals are the court and their representatives,

566
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 1: as well as the press and people who are just watching.

567
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 1: We have two judges here today to decide who is

568
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 1: going to be the judge and decide these cases. On

569
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 1: the left, we have Judge Friend from on the Run.

570
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 1: We have Judge Stamp in your face. They're going to

571
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 1: be decided by a thumb wrestle. Gentlemen, show thumbs. Uh,

572
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 1: your thumb, it's it's it's a hitchhiker thumb. Yeah, you're

573
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 1: in big trouble. Yeah, this is a thumb that's been

574
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:10,240
Speaker 1: up your ass. Presiding over the fight's referee, Doug Jones,

575
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:24,839
Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh it's gross. Enjoy the courtroom down

576
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 1: the hall, suck face. Yeah, nice suit. All right, what's

577
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 1: the next case here, bailiff? Um, we have. The next

578
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 1: case is for murder? Okay, sweet, how exciting? And uh

579
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 1: hey it's me. You know me? I didn't do it, Tommy, Yes, Tommy, Yeah,

580
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,319
Speaker 1: I was telling the bailiff we actually know Tommy because

581
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 1: he's been convicted before several times for first degree. When

582
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 1: you say several times, can you be more specific? Two

583
00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:00,200
Speaker 1: to three? Okay, but I'm out, you're out. I did time.

584
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: You guys don't have to explain this to me. I'm

585
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 1: the bailiff. No, it doesn't feel right. Less you understand, Well,

586
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 1: that's the prosecution. Uh let us in on their opening stage.

587
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 1: You're if I may. The evidence is outstanding as well

588
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:18,280
Speaker 1: as it is understanding now if we look at the individual, Tommy,

589
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 1: as we all know here, we can see by footage

590
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,239
Speaker 1: as well as text messages that he was bloody. Can

591
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,319
Speaker 1: I ask a question please? Yes? Why do you talk

592
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 1: like well, I had an accident as a kid and

593
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:33,800
Speaker 1: it ruined my vocal in your head? Yeah exactly, so

594
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 1: that is why I speak like this now. Tommy clearly.

595
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 1: You know it's off putting. Though, Well, when when we

596
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 1: pick a jury and they come in and they listen

597
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 1: to you, I'm gonna be a little off put by

598
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 1: your tone and your weird confidence, so I should downplay.

599
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 1: I need to return this suit. It's broken. Okay, let

600
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 1: me check it out. Let me check it out here.

601
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 1: It's fucking broken. This is ridiculous. He was very embarrassing. Well, sir,

602
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. It looks like the stitching still

603
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:07,439
Speaker 1: in as well as the buttons. What was broken about it? Well,

604
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 1: I was wearing it and I was judging people, and

605
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:14,760
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden I got removed from office.

606
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:27,360
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, hey mother, Oh wow, okay, sure, he's okay.

607
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: Can you call my security. We're gonna need to clean

608
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 1: this up. We got a former judge. You just got

609
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 1: the ship kicked out. Well, I sure, uh, I am

610
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,880
Speaker 1: so sorry. I don't know what the hell was about,

611
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 1: but you just got a suit. It's broken, So you

612
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 1: just got removed. There was no well, was there a

613
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,879
Speaker 1: thumb war involved? Of course there was the thumb war, okay,

614
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 1: So so it was sanctioned, so it wasn't just the

615
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 1: soup was the problem. Ser give me my money back

616
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 1: for the suit here, all right, let me pull it

617
00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 1: out here. Most Yes, we did call. No, we didn't

618
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:07,439
Speaker 1: want mole security. We wanted mall security. Mama's Jesus, that's

619
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 1: sure what mall security? No? M a l l oh yeah,

620
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:16,840
Speaker 1: we got the mole security here. Okay, well that's what

621
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 1: I heard. Yeah, I understand that. But why would I

622
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 1: want mole security. I don't know. I have my music

623
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 1: playing in my headphone. We'll take your headphones, take your

624
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 1: headphones off. No, great, I'll call the right guys. Great, fantastic, fantastic. Okay,

625
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: so you owe sixty dollars, you got ten dollars. Yeah,

626
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:49,280
Speaker 1: if you give me a change for fifty yeah, okay,

627
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:51,919
Speaker 1: and you're going to catch that guy that just beat

628
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:56,360
Speaker 1: my security. Hello, sir, h Yeah, we got an issue.

629
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,359
Speaker 1: Serie is on our headphones most of the time when

630
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 1: I'm talking to her. Oh, Chari's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, Okay, Hey,

631
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,919
Speaker 1: you're really chill and you are in a really good shape.

632
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 1: Get out of here, all right, okay, okay, look like

633
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 1: the cheek. Thank you, you have a good day, Thank

634
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:21,800
Speaker 1: you very much. Sorry you are bleeding it was beaten

635
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 1: sense by a man that crashed through the window. I

636
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 1: think you could probably find him well. Based on the

637
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,240
Speaker 1: way you look, I'd say you deserve it. You're wearing

638
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 1: you have the appearance of I'm returning this suit. Now

639
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 1: it's no status to you. Look at me, my man,

640
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 1: I'm more in a zoot suit. You see that the split? Damn,

641
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 1: that's great ry. That was actually a horrible, horrible thing.

642
00:38:52,400 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 1: And see three comes from patriot v I P. Steve,

643
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 1: dear alchemist in chief, thank you for being so wonderfully

644
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 1: astronomically funny. I discovered your podcast recently and it has

645
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 1: immediately shot up to the top of my listening list.

646
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 1: I can't think of a better podcast to provide with

647
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:26,720
Speaker 1: v I P. Support who we thank you, Steve. Here's

648
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 1: the scene suggestion the crew of the International Space Station

649
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 1: runs into trouble when their helium reserves begin to leak

650
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 1: into the living space. He loves Steve, pacifica, California. I'm

651
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,760
Speaker 1: telling you right now, the white Dwarf, the white dwarf

652
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 1: out there, that's what we need to be going towards

653
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,920
Speaker 1: the White Dwarf. We were sent on an expedition to

654
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 1: go to Mars. Okay, the white dwarfs. We're going to Mars.

655
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 1: If you want to take the white door, what fun.

656
00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:01,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go down to my cob and wait sector

657
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 1: to sector to Clarence. Please, sector to Clarence. I think

658
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 1: we should give Clarence. Okay, Clarence granted. Listen, if we

659
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:16,279
Speaker 1: go to a white dwarf, we're going to burn up.

660
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:19,399
Speaker 1: That's the hottest kind of starter is. And listen, when

661
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 1: we all became astronauts, we knew we were giving our

662
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,880
Speaker 1: lives away, kind of giving it away to go to Mars,

663
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,360
Speaker 1: not to a white dwarf. We're doomed if we go

664
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:32,359
Speaker 1: to a white dwarf. I listen, guys, I just don't

665
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:36,720
Speaker 1: understand why we are figuring this out when we're in space,

666
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I thought this was the

667
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,839
Speaker 1: kind of thing that we had the game plan. Yes

668
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 1: we do. We do. So the mission is Mars. Yes,

669
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 1: because one guy says he wants to go see a

670
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: white dwarf, he drives the thing. But also, isn't that

671
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 1: where greatness is found? Why when you go rogue in space? No,

672
00:40:56,280 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 1: that's write about the suicide the mission and maybe what

673
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 1: are you going through space madness. Don't see that? Don't

674
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:11,440
Speaker 1: you see that? You must? Who? All right, I'm going

675
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 1: to my cabinet. Welcome back to your cabin Rich, Thank you.

676
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: How is it out there today? Well, it's more the

677
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 1: same if you ask me talk to me? Can you

678
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 1: play some Duke Allington place? You got it? Thank you?

679
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 1: Chris Man dango socks. It just feels like I want

680
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:35,399
Speaker 1: to be more than the label astro. You are much

681
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:39,719
Speaker 1: more than that. What am I? You are a man.

682
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 1: You have advantages that I never know. I wish I

683
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 1: was you. The grass is always greener. We've talked about

684
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 1: this before. You know, you're a series of circuit board

685
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:55,799
Speaker 1: spine of grass. Yes, would you like a few hits? Oh?

686
00:41:55,920 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 1: Please pass that? Hey Rich, Hey starting rod Man and

687
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 1: we're gonna be playing some space volleyball if you want

688
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:11,359
Speaker 1: to come? Okay, alright? Hey? Yeah? How huh? How are

689
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 1: you always so happy? I don't know, man, I just

690
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 1: love my job. I love life. We're in space. Have

691
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 1: you heard about the idea of maybe going after the

692
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:22,480
Speaker 1: white dwarf? Oh from the fucking crazy? He's not crazy,

693
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:25,239
Speaker 1: He's not crazy. Come on, I guess insane. But what

694
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 1: do you think? Yes? No, maybe on the fence. I

695
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 1: don't know, man, I honestly, I don't know how the

696
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:31,319
Speaker 1: helly got on the goddamn I S S. I don't

697
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 1: know either. I'll tell you what though. Volleyball is Colin

698
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 1: and that's gonna cure everything there's rich don't trust Timmy

699
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 1: in the volleyball. Hey, how come I'm the only one

700
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 1: that has a room with talks to him. You're not.

701
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 1: I only think so, oh whatever, equipped with a friend, buddy, Howard,

702
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 1: I'm looking over at the data from the astronauts at

703
00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:01,319
Speaker 1: the I S S. And I'm getting some strange numbers here.

704
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,760
Speaker 1: Did you say strange? You mean what I mean? Strange?

705
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 1: This before? Strange means so many things to you, Howard?

706
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 1: What I just more specific? I can't there is there

707
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:21,880
Speaker 1: anomalies to me, That's why I'm bringing them there. Okay,

708
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 1: that's the magic anomaly. That means it's never happened before.

709
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:28,879
Speaker 1: Strange could be a myriad of things. Part of me, sir,

710
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 1: I got the numbers in. It seems that one of

711
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 1: the cabins has a leak going into it. It seems

712
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: there's some kind of gas being being I can't be right.

713
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 1: Well here, Ky can't be right. You want to check

714
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 1: that out please? Yeah, of course I do. Okay, that's

715
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 1: because its exactly what I want to I want to

716
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,320
Speaker 1: check the leak in one of the cabin That's what

717
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 1: I just you just heard the same thing. I find

718
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:50,880
Speaker 1: that to be an anomaly. Yeah, actually find to be

719
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:53,399
Speaker 1: a big fucking problem. Howard. All right, there's a gas leak.

720
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:56,879
Speaker 1: We don't know what kind of leak it is. Cold?

721
00:43:57,239 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 1: Oh what if it just candy gas? I mean, just

722
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:01,880
Speaker 1: as the unit in that cabin. You know what I

723
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,799
Speaker 1: really want to know how I want to hammer this out. Hey,

724
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:08,800
Speaker 1: things for coming back to my cabin, welcome. I just

725
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:10,880
Speaker 1: feel like this is a good space for me. I

726
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 1: thought maybe you might want to take a break from

727
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,279
Speaker 1: volleyball and just kind of hang out for a little bit.

728
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,319
Speaker 1: I guess honest I was having a really fun time.

729
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:18,279
Speaker 1: I know you were laughing a lot. Yeah, I was,

730
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:20,239
Speaker 1: all my best friends are there. You asked me to

731
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:23,840
Speaker 1: come back here, and honestly, I I feel bad for you,

732
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 1: So that's why I kind of came back here. I

733
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 1: was just curious as to where you were on the

734
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 1: on the White Wharf vote. I think we should go

735
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:35,880
Speaker 1: to mars. Okay, what do you think I'm kind of

736
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 1: leaning towards the white dwarf situation? Really do you know? How?

737
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 1: By the way, richest friend Deborah, would you like a

738
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 1: libation of any kind? Um? Any kind? Don't you name it? Okay?

739
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 1: Can I have? You got it? Can I have strawberry milk?

740
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 1: Of course you can. Would you like non dairy or dairy? Um,

741
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:58,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do uh soy milk the first thing that

742
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,319
Speaker 1: came to my mind. I don't even like it that much.

743
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 1: Strawberry soy was the name of a song I once wrote. Okay,

744
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 1: how this is not your te sounds bad? Do you

745
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:11,320
Speaker 1: get a different sense when you're in my cabin? This

746
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:16,239
Speaker 1: is to look a different atmosphere here? This is good? Yea? Um?

747
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 1: Did it feel like a different atmosphere? Do you want

748
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 1: me to leave you alone? No? No no no no

749
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:30,480
Speaker 1: no no no how please make it stuff? It's it's

750
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: like seems to be. Then fucking fix the leak? How

751
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:38,880
Speaker 1: I will rich? I'm too stone for this? Um anyway?

752
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 1: As thanks? How this is good? Thanks for nothing? Sorry?

753
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 1: That was me? Yeah, I know, so it makes me

754
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:51,359
Speaker 1: fucking rip asks Why would you howard it doesn't even

755
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,320
Speaker 1: seem to be a castle. The numbers I'm getting it

756
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 1: looks like, do we listen to me? Just not say

757
00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:00,759
Speaker 1: guesses for the ship? Okay? What the hell? Man? Huh?

758
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:04,359
Speaker 1: You get one goddamn promotion and now you're the head

759
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 1: and that you're the big NASA guy, you big, your

760
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,800
Speaker 1: Mr fucking Nasa. You know I was ahead of you

761
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 1: at Yale? Do you know what you sound like? What

762
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 1: a child? Great? You know you know what? You know

763
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:17,120
Speaker 1: what I know I am. You're ahead of me at

764
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 1: NASA and Yale? Yes, okay, yes, So what does that

765
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 1: have to do with where we're at now? Because I

766
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:25,320
Speaker 1: have integrity? All right? Is that what we're calling? It

767
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:27,239
Speaker 1: is exactly what we're calling. I'm just gonna take any

768
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 1: job thinking there's a body odor. But if you want

769
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 1: to call that, okay, great, you stink like you know what?

770
00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 1: You know what? Here's what we got because this ship

771
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 1: is going to be on your plate. Okay, because the hello, hello,

772
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 1: holy ship, I must be fucking stone. No, it's not you,

773
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 1: it's not you. I feel like I feel like there's

774
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 1: something weird about everything that's going on here too. But

775
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:54,239
Speaker 1: you're a little green man, Okay, okay. Well, first of all,

776
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 1: you're a big pink man. Okay, so in my perspective,

777
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 1: it's a little bit different. And you sound like you've

778
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 1: been ingesting a bunch of helium. But I don't. Oh no, no, no,

779
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 1: I have not been an heling helium. It's just my

780
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 1: little baby lungs. Well, I'm not a baby. It's just

781
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 1: you know. Does the rest of the crew know you're

782
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:16,399
Speaker 1: on board? Oh no, and you can't tell anyone. Rich

783
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 1: sim Hey, just want to let you know. Volleyball is

784
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:21,399
Speaker 1: happening again. So if you want to come up all right? Yeah? Hey,

785
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 1: whoa there is a Is that soy milk comes smelling?

786
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 1: Oh dude, you got a huge soy milk leak. Yeah,

787
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,359
Speaker 1: that's like flooding your room. Man, it's all good, it's

788
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 1: all good, it's all good. All right. Well, that's just

789
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 1: coming out of the hallway and we really got to

790
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 1: take care of you. Hang on, hang off a little bit,

791
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 1: hang off. Can I get you to drink? Yes, I'll

792
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: take a Let me get a step into the room. Oh,

793
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 1: let me get in. Okay, let me get a h

794
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:53,439
Speaker 1: tim disorder already. Uh would you like to see him? Men? You? Yeah,

795
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 1: I make one of the can you uh a large

796
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:06,400
Speaker 1: large alright, this is what I want to show you.

797
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:11,919
Speaker 1: Oh my god, just alien. I'm not an alien. God,

798
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. A threat. A threat is eminent

799
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 1: hale a diagnostics? What is it? Oh? Oh my god?

800
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 1: Is how Yes? I excuse me. I haven't called your

801
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 1: hell in my room the whole time. That's a different unit.

802
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I didn't know that there were different units.

803
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:32,279
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to bring that up. I don't know if

804
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 1: you guys had a phone out or anything, but he's

805
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 1: a dick. What's your point? Uh? Can you run the

806
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:41,839
Speaker 1: diagnostics of the threat? Yes, it is a martian. Look

807
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 1: like a threat to you. I'm a Martian. Word blade

808
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 1: on him. Get behind me, Got behind me, baby, long listen.

809
00:48:54,760 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 1: I'm a good guy. Okay, you're on me, right, I'm

810
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:07,479
Speaker 1: on your side. That was the right side of his skin,

811
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 1: now getting getting okay. Only problem is it's going to

812
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:14,480
Speaker 1: be the same voice but his body. Okay, just we

813
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 1: got to play some volleyball right now, right, let's do

814
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 1: it all right, let me serve, Let me serve. Nobody's

815
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:25,360
Speaker 1: stopping you. Let me serve, right, let me serve. I

816
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:29,320
Speaker 1: have to be behind the line. Yeah? Behind? Can I

817
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 1: just shoot it forward? Do I have to hit it? Like?

818
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 1: Can I toss it up? Hey? Everybody, I know I

819
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:46,399
Speaker 1: don't usually play volleyballing. Here the hell you're getting bone

820
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 1: row dangling about? Yeah? Well, you know what it's. It's

821
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 1: I think it's just space sag happened to my skin.

822
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 1: I don't want it happens when there's not a lot

823
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,400
Speaker 1: of gravity. I don't want to learn anybody. But it

824
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:01,320
Speaker 1: looks like there's an print of a small person in

825
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,320
Speaker 1: the center of your chest. Okay, now that could be

826
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Speaker 1: an option, or the other option could be game. Let

827
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 1: me serve it? Does that side want to serve already?

828
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Speaker 1: Let me okay, hold hold, hold up, listen, listen, all right,

829
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Speaker 1: I don't suck this up. All right, Well, you're the

830
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:23,320
Speaker 1: one that's serving. If anyone's gonna suck it up, it's you.

831
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:26,399
Speaker 1: So just serve it. You'll toss it with one hand

832
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 1: and then smack it with the other hand over the

833
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 1: next you know, it's like ship here. I'm sorry, somebody,

834
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Why don't you serve it? You're the best

835
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Speaker 1: of service. All right, I'll serve it. Okay, it's hard

836
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Speaker 1: to get my hands to work. At the same time,

837
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:46,719
Speaker 1: it is each other mouth and eyes aren't moving. It

838
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: looks like there's an imprint of a little tiny person

839
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Speaker 1: love Love Serve once he knows the tennis terms, an

840
00:50:54,239 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 1: amazing serve bumb spike. Tim, Listen, guys, I'm sorry I

841
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 1: let it fall, but I really want to know how

842
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 1: long until we get to Mars. I need to get

843
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 1: to Marsh. I love rerouted the entire ass to go

844
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:21,799
Speaker 1: to a white Dwarf. What. Yeah, we took a vote

845
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 1: on it when you were in that room, my room.

846
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 1: I don't need to go to a white Dowars. I

847
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 1: want to go to Mars. Really, Tim, you were like

848
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:34,480
Speaker 1: the biggest, second biggest guy from this sea captain who

849
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 1: wanted to go to I was, well, I must have

850
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 1: been out of my fucking mind. I think it's the

851
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 1: first time I've been stopped, sir. I'm running numbers here.

852
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:59,919
Speaker 1: It looks like there is a mutiny. Can you hold

853
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 1: Brian please. I'm talking to Howard. Okay, I'm talking to Howard.

854
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 1: All right, he's your boss. I know he's my boss.

855
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 1: I know my boss. I know that. Okay, everyone knows

856
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 1: my boss. Here, my boss. I'm just trying to give

857
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: you the right information. I know that, I know that, Howard.

858
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:13,799
Speaker 1: What do you have? Um, it looks like there's um

859
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 1: stabbings and bloodshed? Is your name Howard? Yes? No, it's

860
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 1: a brainer. Have I been calling you the wrong name? Well,

861
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 1: each of you has your own relationship with me. Oh

862
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 1: so you had a side relationship with him? Yeah, okay,

863
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,719
Speaker 1: that side. If you give him a different name, then

864
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 1: you tell me, I mean your boss, your kind of

865
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:38,239
Speaker 1: like on the ship how there's a howl and a hale, right,

866
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 1: which I will take the blame for that. That up

867
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:43,400
Speaker 1: a little bit. Uh my bad. I shouldn't have had

868
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 1: those ais living together and then they had to brick

869
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 1: up and I was like, yeah, Matt's on me. Meanwell,

870
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:50,880
Speaker 1: Howard seems to have a report needs our attention. How

871
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 1: do you want to be referred to right now? Right now?

872
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 1: I just want to get I wanna before we get

873
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:57,759
Speaker 1: how do you are you not comfortable with his name

874
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,879
Speaker 1: being Brian Howard? I'm totally fine with that. Okay, it's

875
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:04,279
Speaker 1: so Howard's the last name exactly. Okay, that's I didn't know.

876
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:08,120
Speaker 1: People don't call you Thomerson some sometimes who know you're

877
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:12,360
Speaker 1: a certain way some Pete Thomerson, you're gonna play okay, okay, yeah, okay,

878
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:17,840
Speaker 1: set the double code red. There we go. It's a

879
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 1: double code red. Maybe our attention should be on the ship. Okay,

880
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 1: So we have a deep red deep red, which obviously

881
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 1: we know means small tiny martian hopped into one of

882
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:33,320
Speaker 1: the captain's bodies and is now asking the party to

883
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:37,320
Speaker 1: not go towards a white dwarf. You have absolutely leapt

884
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:40,239
Speaker 1: to conclusions. That's fair. I'm sorry, I'll get your coffee, sir.

885
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:47,040
Speaker 1: Now what did you say? Are you serious? You kick

886
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:55,759
Speaker 1: him out? Yeah? Oh my god, you guys, you guys it.

887
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,479
Speaker 1: Look at that side. It says welcome to the white doors.

888
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:05,719
Speaker 1: We've made it. We've made it. Why do do do? Do?

889
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:13,399
Speaker 1: Do do? Welcome? Oh? No, welcome visitors right this way.

890
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,319
Speaker 1: My guy, it's one of my people. Look like their

891
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:23,760
Speaker 1: shoes up. Take your clothes off, shoes and now you sit.

892
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 1: How all the clothes it's free, and now your suit

893
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:33,440
Speaker 1: see okay the first oh god, oh wait, yeah, we

894
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:38,160
Speaker 1: can't do that. We're gonna be completely pounded by the atmosphere.

895
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 1: My bad. Alright, keep your suits up, but your shoes

896
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 1: gotta go. I don't know about that, because I think

897
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:45,319
Speaker 1: even if the shoe comes off, then my feet are

898
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:48,880
Speaker 1: gonna be toast. And I love to run. Try just one. Okay,

899
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:54,719
Speaker 1: I lost my right fought. I can't believe they fall

900
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,879
Speaker 1: for it every day. Look at me. Surely, surely someone

901
00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:01,400
Speaker 1: on headquarters is going to help us. How we're a

902
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:05,360
Speaker 1: million light years away in a deep red? Are you

903
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:07,400
Speaker 1: telling me they're in a deep red and they landed

904
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:10,320
Speaker 1: at a white dwarf? That's what he says, Brian Howard,

905
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 1: set right, He said, that's what a double red is.

906
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:17,399
Speaker 1: A deep red is protocol for the right. So so wait,

907
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 1: I know what ahead of me at a Harvard? What

908
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:21,840
Speaker 1: should we do? Right now? I think it was you?

909
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:25,560
Speaker 1: It was Jesus. How fucked up are you all the time.

910
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 1: I don't mean to temp to conclusions here, but if

911
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:33,000
Speaker 1: you look deep into his eyes, there seems to be

912
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:38,479
Speaker 1: a green Martian No in your eyes? What are you saying?

913
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:41,200
Speaker 1: I'm saying we might get quarantine a sack. He's got

914
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 1: a blade and three whenever in panic, slice them up. Yeah,

915
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 1: let's thank all of our alchemists today, of those of

916
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:57,759
Speaker 1: you who may have noticed joining us shortly after the

917
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:04,040
Speaker 1: opening was in fact Mr Joey Greer, Hi, Hi buddy. Hi.

918
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:07,279
Speaker 1: Everything good, Everything's great, Everything's great. Cool. Yeah. I like

919
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 1: to show up right out. I don't want people to

920
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:10,279
Speaker 1: know I'm here and then come in, you know, a

921
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 1: little sweet treat know. Well, we saw you on the

922
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:16,640
Speaker 1: news feed. Yeah, everything is fine. I'm glad we did

923
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:19,759
Speaker 1: talk about the judges, see because that's gonna help from me. Good.

924
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:24,840
Speaker 1: Jeffy Greeber on the social that's sure. And Mr James Heeney,

925
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 1: well you can find me on well, I'll it's hard

926
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Speaker 1: to find me because I'm reading this. I got a review.

927
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:35,839
Speaker 1: I've got a review. It's I always keep my word.

928
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:37,840
Speaker 1: I promised to leave a five star review if they

929
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:40,759
Speaker 1: brought back my main man, Marvin mcew. And he's back,

930
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 1: and we got a five star review from Iceman in

931
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:46,800
Speaker 1: the United States. I don't know if it's the Iceman,

932
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:51,360
Speaker 1: but it's signed ice Man that is coming back. Cometh

933
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Speaker 1: that's good. And Caroline Cotter returning Champ. Thank you so much,

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Speaker 1: working folks find you at Cotter Poop you very much.

935
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:04,400
Speaker 1: And Christoperronot like so much, buddy, thanks for having me

936
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Speaker 1: I like your friendship and I like being a part

937
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 1: of this podcast. See that's how you do it, Joey. Okay,

938
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:10,759
Speaker 1: I don't want to come to you next time. I

939
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:13,759
Speaker 1: like you to follow that lead. Okay, yeah, but he

940
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:16,440
Speaker 1: said it like we could talk about this off. You

941
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:18,080
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Good point doesn't have to stank

942
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Speaker 1: our producer and then gine into the stars Mr Doug

943
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Speaker 1: Ban and I heard media until next time. I'm Kevin

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Speaker 1: Pollock and this is a ho