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Speaker 1: It's time for your phone tap. And if you put

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Speaker 1: a room for rent up on Craigslist at a great price.

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Speaker 1: The plus is a lot of people will probably see

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Speaker 1: that ad.

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Speaker 2: That's true.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The minus is a lot of people are probably gonna

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Speaker 1: see that ad. And in this case, we have many

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Speaker 1: personalities on this show, So I don't think this dude

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Speaker 1: is ready for the onslaught of characters who would absolutely

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Speaker 1: love to live with him.

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Speaker 4: In your phone tap right now working Jeffrey's phone taps

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Speaker 4: on the twenties.

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Speaker 5: Hello, Hey my cousin. Theirdo says you got a spare room.

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Speaker 3: Yes, there is a sturb room for rent.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so like, look, I just got out, so like

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Speaker 5: I kind of need to like get in if you

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Speaker 5: know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: Got out, Well, I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean.

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Speaker 5: I got out like into the world, like I'm free man. Okay, Yes, So,

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Speaker 5: like my question to you is, if I rent the room,

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna be there a lot, like not because I

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Speaker 5: want to, but because I kind of half do you

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Speaker 5: know what I'm saying?

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Speaker 3: You know what, I do greatly appreciate the call, and

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Speaker 3: I wish you the best of luck. But the room

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Speaker 3: has been rented.

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Speaker 5: Hey wait, I'm in at homes and like I know

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Speaker 5: how to make wine from a toilet, I can't show you.

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Speaker 2: Hello ah, hello, hello, Hello, how are you?

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Speaker 6: I'm great. My name's Alan. I'm calling about the room

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Speaker 6: for rent by Alan.

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Speaker 3: Yes, there is a room, perfect.

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Speaker 6: Because I got to get out of my senior home

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Speaker 6: that my family put me in.

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Speaker 3: Uh home. I'm sorry, it's right.

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Speaker 6: I'm out of there, and you never spoke to me.

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Speaker 6: If anybody else you sound kind of young, by the way,

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Speaker 6: maybe we could wing man for each other down at

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Speaker 6: Joanne Fabric. Okay, Alan, you can help me pull some tail.

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Speaker 3: You need to. I will got a good place for you.

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Speaker 6: My one rule is if you see my cane hanging

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Speaker 6: off the door handle, then don't come in. I'm listening.

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Speaker 3: They're probably looking.

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Speaker 6: You're kidding me. I'm not going back to those prudes.

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Speaker 3: You gotta go back down.

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Speaker 6: If you were me, you wouldn't say that sending me

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Speaker 6: back to a senior home. You'd get no nookie.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't be advising you come here either.

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Speaker 6: Hey, bukaroo, you need to treat a World War One

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Speaker 6: veteran with more respect.

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Speaker 3: There's no there's no World War One veterans. Sure is no,

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Speaker 3: there isn't.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna come down over to your place and the

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Speaker 6: head with one of my walkers that I just burch you.

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Speaker 3: I'm hanging up now, goodbye.

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Speaker 6: Wow, what a sissy?

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Speaker 4: Hello Oi, I'm calling about the dems die bunker.

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Speaker 3: It's not a bumper at the spare bedroom.

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Speaker 4: Okay, call it what you'd like. One question is can

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Speaker 4: I board up the windows so no one can see in?

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Speaker 3: So? No, no, you can't. You're not going to board

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Speaker 3: anything up.

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Speaker 4: Can I install anti Wi Fi software which would make

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Speaker 4: Wi Fi not look stupid?

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Speaker 3: No, there's no adding or altering or changing.

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Speaker 4: I like you'll fill you and I'm about to be

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Speaker 4: bunk mates. Oh bugger, he just went a won.

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Speaker 3: Hello. Hello, Yeah, Hello, Hello? Who is it whom I

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Speaker 3: speaking to? Sometimes I don't want to know?

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Speaker 6: So I knew, Alona.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I don't understand you. Are you calling about

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Speaker 3: the room? Yeah? Yeah, I don't, I don't. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: I don't follow you at all. Take whatever you have

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Speaker 3: out of your mouth, or don't call me back. I

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Speaker 3: don't care.

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Speaker 4: Is there a machine?

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Speaker 3: Hi?

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Speaker 6: It's allan again the same I just got one more

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Speaker 6: quick question for you. I couldn't tell from the photo.

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Speaker 6: Is there a mirror above the bed? Gosh, what a

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Speaker 6: freaking snowflake.

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Speaker 5: Valutations. My name is Edward and I am looking for

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Speaker 5: a room. Please I pause for dramatic effect. My speech

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Speaker 5: coach told me that makes your words more powerful.

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Speaker 3: Yes, there is a room.

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Speaker 6: Well when did you look at that?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 5: How many females are allowed in the room at once?

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Speaker 3: Stroll by?

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Speaker 4: Sometimes?

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Speaker 5: You know I have girls over and just well not

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Speaker 5: actually I've never had a girl over, but I'm planning someday.

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Speaker 3: Are you done well?

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Speaker 5: And I was gonna say something else when it sounds

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Speaker 5: like you're already checked out on me kind of like,

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Speaker 5: oh the girls I invite.

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Speaker 3: Over, so it's not surprising.

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Speaker 5: Do any girls already live?

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Speaker 3: There s no, sir, Thank you, sir, goodbye?

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Speaker 5: All right, my mind?

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Speaker 6: Hello, hey man, is this Andrew?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Hey, dude, I feel like we owe you a big

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Speaker 1: apology from our entire radio show. God, your best friend

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Speaker 1: Dennis asked us to do a prank call on you, man.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we did more than one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but the last hour kind of spamming you, hey man, like,

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Speaker 1: are you.

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Speaker 5: Sure like that room's unavailable or whatever, because like, I

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Speaker 5: really need it broken.

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties