Speaker 1: Welcome back to Emergency.
Speaker 2: In circum This is the last episode.
Speaker 3: This is the last time you will ever see us.
Speaker 3: We came back into this kitchen and we decided, I
Speaker 3: actually don't know if people realize this is the corner
Speaker 3: of our kitchen.
Speaker 2: No, We've said that like a thousand times.
Speaker 3: I said that to someone recently and they were like,
Speaker 3: you do that in your kitchen and I was like, yes,
Speaker 3: I that's in our kitchen, like which, actually I'm just
Speaker 3: going to take it as like, oh my god, wow,
Speaker 3: Like I would have never imagined something with such high
Speaker 3: production quality can happen in the kitchen. But you put
Speaker 3: a woman in the kitchen and you'll be amazed by
Speaker 3: what can happen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, I've been saying that. No, I've literally we.
Speaker 3: Need to put them back in the We need to
Speaker 3: go back to doing like what is it home ed
Speaker 3: like home?
Speaker 2: I took a home at class in high school.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we need to go back to doing that. But
Speaker 3: only girls join that and then the boys have to
Speaker 3: go run laps.
Speaker 2: Yeah, i'd pick up wood. Yeah, okay, So I want
Speaker 2: to start this with the scam of the year, like
Speaker 2: it for real is one of the most amazing things
Speaker 2: I have ever seen in my entire life, like one
Speaker 2: of the most genius scams I've ever seen. Also, I
Speaker 2: saw a TikTok that someone made and it was that
Speaker 2: audio of like eyah.
Speaker 3: Ally, oh yeah, I have the Adriana Linker song of
Speaker 3: like damn.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, and it was like, uh, inya, or if
Speaker 2: they don't this is me listening to the podcast in
Speaker 2: twenty fifty, if they don't stop vaping or since they
Speaker 2: never actually stop vaping, or something like that, and I
Speaker 2: was like, damn, that's so real, except that I'm not vaping,
Speaker 2: so suck my balls.
Speaker 3: Except also like I will simply get surgery, Like I
Speaker 3: will simply have vocaloids surgery, and then I'll just have
Speaker 3: tubes at my fingers that I can like hold, and
Speaker 3: then I'll sile like those old videos in the eighties.
Speaker 2: People first remembered this when I saw that commercial the
Speaker 2: girl like yeah talking through the voice box on TV.
Speaker 2: I was so deranged and like, you want to fucked
Speaker 2: up that I wanted one of the first like I
Speaker 2: really like, I wanted like the hole in my throat
Speaker 2: and everything.
Speaker 3: That's what I love about you, though, is you take
Speaker 3: a childhood dream and you make sure it happens.
Speaker 2: You're getting the exactly, and all these haters saying, oh,
Speaker 2: stop vaping, stop vaping, Like no, I want a vocaloid
Speaker 2: box or whatever the fuck there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you chase your dreams. I'm just gonna get a
Speaker 3: synthesizer attached to it, like I would just modit the.
Speaker 1: Fuck out and jealous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, modular.
Speaker 3: It'd be like the Hue app for your Life's accept
Speaker 3: it's for my phone and I can open garage band
Speaker 3: and start tweaking with my boys.
Speaker 2: The way that that is probably going to be a
Speaker 2: thing in our lifetime when we can.
Speaker 3: We're going to see when she's ninety years old one
Speaker 3: doing that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, they're gonna come. We're gonna combined with like
Speaker 2: machine and you're gonna be able to do like all
Speaker 2: the TikTok voice filters, but inside of your phone. Okay,
Speaker 2: scam of the year. I think they're a troll. I
Speaker 2: can't tell, but like whatever, I went to her Twitter
Speaker 2: page to screenshot these posts. I mean, it's it's truly amazing,
Speaker 2: Like I've never seen anything like this in my life,
Speaker 2: and I don't think we'll ever see anything like this.
Speaker 2: For a very very long time. So this is the tweet.
Speaker 2: So it starts off by saying, hello, Twitter peeps, my
Speaker 2: friend Elizabeth is looking for an unvaxed sperm donor. Her
Speaker 2: requirements are blue eyes, five ten or five eleven or taller,
Speaker 2: STD free, must be natural insemination, and will not do
Speaker 2: IVF DM me, which is fucking it, which is.
Speaker 3: So vincent gallo coded, it's actually insane.
Speaker 2: Is so insane, And then she goes on to post
Speaker 2: my next post tomorrow will be no man makeup photos
Speaker 2: of Lizzie with her age, sexual pass, vaccination status, approximate location,
Speaker 2: and price. To inciminate her, I will take ten percent
Speaker 2: of the matchmaking fee to.
Speaker 3: Qualify girl getting getting bowed.
Speaker 2: Literally to qualify. To qualify, you will need to send
Speaker 2: her the investment price up front. Have two referrals coming
Speaker 2: from your unvaxed status. Send a clean STD test, send
Speaker 2: a close up photo of your eye color in pictures
Speaker 2: of your upper body. Marital status can be married, but
Speaker 2: wife must be okay with it. So that's already like
Speaker 2: the most insane thing you've ever heard, right, Yeah, So
Speaker 2: she goes on to post again, Hello again, Twitter peeps.
Speaker 2: Here are her details and she posts three pictures of
Speaker 2: this like very beautiful woman, Germish, German, Swedish ancestry, body
Speaker 2: count two people, celibate for the two past two years,
Speaker 2: twenty three years old, unvaxed, meat focused diet, blah blah
Speaker 2: blah blah law and then she will have the support
Speaker 2: system of her younger brother and grandmother when this baby
Speaker 2: is born, which she's only twenty three.
Speaker 3: How old is her younger brother? Like twenty Like I
Speaker 3: want to be that.
Speaker 2: It does sound like.
Speaker 3: A trustworthy trio, like the oldest person in your family,
Speaker 3: your grandma. Yeah, you're the youngest person in your family,
Speaker 3: and your little brother and then you who's.
Speaker 1: Only twenty three.
Speaker 2: It's it's insane.
Speaker 1: Can I see the picture of the woman?
Speaker 2: Uh? They deleted it off of Twitter. I wanted to say,
Speaker 2: I can. I can find Twitter. She's pretty beautiful, but
Speaker 2: I'll find her. Then she posts this long post saying
Speaker 2: like she is not looking for a husband or boyfriend.
Speaker 2: She will remain celibate after this. Your schedule must be
Speaker 2: free to accommodate her ovulations cycle. She will give you
Speaker 2: as much notice as possible. She has decided not to
Speaker 2: go through with the upfront fee, so don't worry about that.
Speaker 2: So the upfront fee that they were talking about is gone.
Speaker 2: She is asking that you remain in touch for the
Speaker 2: future for reinseminations, as she's looking to have three children
Speaker 2: over the next five years. As you can see, she's
Speaker 2: incredibly beautiful, intelligent, and has a very nice child bearing body.
Speaker 2: Your offspring, offspring will be raised extremely well.
Speaker 3: Okay, as you can see she's intelligent, Like we don't
Speaker 3: know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, she is asking. Oh so this is
Speaker 2: this is where it gets interesting. She says, please, oh
Speaker 2: my god, why can't I speak today? I've like literally
Speaker 2: stumbled over every fucking word.
Speaker 3: Read I know literally, So not that you can't speak,
Speaker 3: you can't read.
Speaker 2: Okay. So then she says, please DM me your application.
Speaker 2: I will be in touch with further with further details
Speaker 2: if she seems or deems you qualified. Thank you. Oh
Speaker 2: you can kind of see her in this picture.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's cute.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So she goes to her dms this girl the
Speaker 2: original poster, and she opens them to find thousands, I
Speaker 2: mean literally thousands of messages from dudes who like meet
Speaker 2: her specific qualifications that are literally like begging to have
Speaker 2: sex with this woman and saying, yeah, my wife's okay
Speaker 2: with it, like blah blah blah blah blah, like I
Speaker 2: want to have sex with her, Like let me have
Speaker 2: my child with her. She's beautiful, I'm beautiful. Let's make
Speaker 2: beautiful babies like whatever. So she goes through the dms
Speaker 2: and then sends them all. She says, oh, by the way,
Speaker 2: like I want. She wants you to take a twenty
Speaker 2: three and me DNA test. So she sends them a
Speaker 2: link to sign up for twenty three and me, and
Speaker 2: probably a thousand people respond and they're like, oh, like,
Speaker 2: I signed up, I took the test, here's my DNA results.
Speaker 2: I fit her qualifications. Well, people did some fucking digging
Speaker 2: in twenty three and Me has a referral program that
Speaker 2: she gets twenty dollars every single person that signs up
Speaker 2: to do twenty three and me with her referral code.
Speaker 2: So this girl probably made twenty thousand dollars off of
Speaker 2: referral twenty three and mealnks just scamming horny nasty.
Speaker 3: So what she said, the intelligent thing she was literally
Speaker 3: just talking about herself.
Speaker 2: Is that not the most incredible thing you've ever heard?
Speaker 4: A crazy scam.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's like like won't we won't see something
Speaker 2: like that in a very long time. And then that
Speaker 2: just made me think about like so much shit and
Speaker 2: how like there are so many scams happening right now
Speaker 2: that like we're not even like understanding that her scamming.
Speaker 3: There's a crazy one I saw somebody talking about. But
Speaker 3: before I say that, that's what I'm saying is like,
Speaker 3: you leave a woman in the kitchen, you'll be amazed.
Speaker 3: But she comes up with because she later came out
Speaker 3: and said that she was in the kitchen cooking, and
Speaker 3: then she had that idea.
Speaker 2: No, she didn't, she.
Speaker 1: Did, she did.
Speaker 3: She got on her ID story and then she also
Speaker 3: sent me a Hello Fresh link because she was like,
Speaker 3: I'm cooking this. And then I came up with this idea,
Speaker 3: you should sign up for HelloFresh.
Speaker 2: And then you'll be amazing. You're being scammed.
Speaker 1: I signed up.
Speaker 3: I have eighteen hundred meals for this year, So you gave.
Speaker 2: Her like what is eighteen hundred times twenty dollars, like
Speaker 2: forty thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm gonna be eating good, So that's a positive
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know, the one caveat to
Speaker 2: her scam, which I don't know if she didn't read
Speaker 2: the fine print or not, but I was looking through
Speaker 2: and then the fine print it says that it's twenty
Speaker 2: dollars Amazon gift cards, but like you can get a
Speaker 2: lot of shit with twenty dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can literally like supply your whole house with
Speaker 3: new furniture.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Also Amazon has everything now, like you can literally live
Speaker 3: a very She could literally get an iPad off of
Speaker 3: their get a few iPads, sell them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know your money. You know it's hilarious
Speaker 2: is after going through a Twitter I realized after she
Speaker 2: scammed all these dudes, she'd kept this scam and the
Speaker 2: lie and the fraud up and was like, all right,
Speaker 2: we found our bull and like like posted this man
Speaker 2: and her together and it's obviously like fake photos of
Speaker 2: this girl that she just screenshot on off of somebody's
Speaker 2: Instagram account and like it's her with her boyfriend or something,
Speaker 2: and yeah, it's it was.
Speaker 3: It's also so funny because what are you gonna do
Speaker 3: go to small claims court and explain that to a judge.
Speaker 3: Like Okay, so this might sound crazy, but my mom
Speaker 3: my wife agreed that I could have sex with this
Speaker 3: really young, like gorgeous girl, but she stole thirty dollars
Speaker 3: from me.
Speaker 2: Also like like the.
Speaker 1: Judge's gonna be like, okay, like why are you here.
Speaker 4: I used to run a scam in high school where
Speaker 4: we would scam Starbucks.
Speaker 2: Ooh yeah.
Speaker 4: So basically we would go in, we would order something.
Speaker 2: Oh, and then just steal it off the table.
Speaker 4: Well, you'd wait and then they would put it out,
Speaker 4: they'd say the name, and then your friend would come
Speaker 4: and take it. And then you would go up and
Speaker 4: be like, someone stole my drink and they'd be like, oh,
Speaker 4: we're sorry, here's a gift card and we'll make another drink.
Speaker 2: Damn, damn, that's a scam. I was gonna ask if
Speaker 2: y'all had any scam growing up, because I tried a few,
Speaker 2: but like nothing really stuck.
Speaker 1: I had a scam, but we're just gonna have to
Speaker 1: bleep my mouth and.
Speaker 3: Like, actually it was it was, Oh wait, actually I
Speaker 3: do have a really good scam. But it was when
Speaker 3: we were on tour there was somebody who will not
Speaker 3: be named, who was literally sexually harassing the fuck out
Speaker 3: of me. Also, fun fact, this same person I became
Speaker 3: friends with them because I might have said this story already,
Speaker 3: but anyway, the same person I met when I was
Speaker 3: really young online because they were a hairy Styles fan
Speaker 3: and was this like cute guy and obviously we all
Speaker 3: assumed he was gay because he would literally be on
Speaker 3: the line being like, oh, I want to fucking chogrys
Speaker 3: like so we were like, okay.
Speaker 2: P Like he thought he was scamming, that's the thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he thought he was scamming, and we were like, pro,
Speaker 3: you're one of the girls. No, but he did scam
Speaker 3: the fucking of me. But I scammed it back later on.
Speaker 2: Anyway, No, tell them how, tell them how.
Speaker 3: I have to start at the beginning because I think
Speaker 3: I told you this, but like I don't remember. But
Speaker 3: this part just funny because like I didn't realize this
Speaker 3: until he started sexually harassing me. But me and him
Speaker 3: became pretty close. We were like tight friends. I thought
Speaker 3: he was gay. The way we interacted was so like
Speaker 3: I'd be like blah blah blah and he'd be like yes,
Speaker 3: per so I'm like okay, yeah, like whatever. Never talked
Speaker 3: about girls, never flirted with me. It was very plato.
Speaker 3: I was like, Okay, this is a safe space. I
Speaker 3: thought I just had like a gay homie online. And
Speaker 3: then at the same time, like while we're friends, there
Speaker 3: was this guy who had a really big crush on
Speaker 3: and me and him were being like nasty fucking teenagers
Speaker 3: online and I was like, I think I'm gonna send
Speaker 3: him a nude, but like, I'm scared to I've never
Speaker 3: sent a nude. And this kid literally, we'll just call
Speaker 3: him fucking Xavier. This kid Xavier literally was like, oh, like.
Speaker 2: Where I don't know. It's like the most Like why
Speaker 2: not John Doe.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll call it fucking John. Okay.
Speaker 3: I only said Xavier because the first day I thought
Speaker 3: of we know somebody with that name, and then I
Speaker 3: was like, I'm not gonna say that name. And it
Speaker 3: was the closest one in the alphabet, so so John,
Speaker 3: he was like, oh, just like send me the nude
Speaker 3: first and I'll tell you if it's like good enough
Speaker 3: to send to him.
Speaker 1: So I sent this.
Speaker 3: Kid a picture of my fucking boobs at the age
Speaker 3: of like I was like fifteen. I sent him a
Speaker 3: picture of my boobs and he was like, oh, IMG,
Speaker 3: like you look so fucking hot.
Speaker 2: Gread queen you're eating boots, queenie Bee.
Speaker 3: He kept it out to you, like girl, you look
Speaker 3: so fucking good, like, oh my god, you're serving boots
Speaker 3: like whatever. And I'm like, oh my god, okay, fine,
Speaker 3: and like whatever. So that passed. Time goes on. I
Speaker 3: joined this tour. John is on the tour, and at
Speaker 3: first I'm like, oh my god, that's so fun. I
Speaker 3: get to meet my longtime mutual who I'm friends with.
Speaker 3: He starts getting like really flirtatious when he finds out
Speaker 3: I'm getting on the tour, and I was like whoa.
Speaker 1: And then I hadn't been.
Speaker 3: On his Twitter for a long time because we kind
Speaker 3: of like separated by that time because I joined the
Speaker 3: tour when I was like sixteen seventeen, so like a
Speaker 3: year had passed, and i go on his Twitter and
Speaker 3: he has a girlfriend and I'm like, oh, oh my god.
Speaker 1: And I start connecting the dots. I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: This motherfucker got nudes out of me and I fully
Speaker 3: thought he was gay.
Speaker 1: So time goes on tour.
Speaker 3: I somehow never really see him while.
Speaker 2: We're on tour because he was a fucking freak. He
Speaker 2: was so isolated and he was.
Speaker 1: Such a freak.
Speaker 3: He was such a perver and like not in a lipweight,
Speaker 3: he was a fucking perv like.
Speaker 2: Lips like your pervy uncle, like can be kind of
Speaker 2: lit sometimes.
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, but he like, hello, are you okay? You're hiding?
Speaker 3: So I somehow avoid him, but he keeps sending me
Speaker 3: like very sexual messages, like the whole time I'm on tour.
Speaker 3: I'm ignoring them because I'm also like, you have a girlfriend,
Speaker 3: like you are so weird, I'm not getting involved in this.
Speaker 2: Also, you scammed or he scammed you, dude.
Speaker 1: Which I never confronted him about, but whatever.
Speaker 3: I was just like all that by bygones, like, bitch,
Speaker 3: I'll take my l to like I'll take it to
Speaker 3: the chin, like whatever you all the time when I
Speaker 3: was younger, yes, but by this time I was like girl, like.
Speaker 5: Bitch, you like literally tweet that I want to see
Speaker 5: what he looks like right now because I know he
Speaker 5: aged horrible because he was also.
Speaker 2: Like one of those like I'm not going to give
Speaker 2: any details into who he is, but just know he
Speaker 2: was like an emo scene team.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so like that was like but I actually thought
Speaker 1: he was cute, but I was never attracted to.
Speaker 3: Him because I was also just like in my head,
Speaker 3: I had it so solidified that he didn't like women,
Speaker 3: so like there was no room for my brain to
Speaker 3: even go there. Yeah, but I'm walking down the hall
Speaker 3: one day he opens the door.
Speaker 1: Also, mind you, he can't. Every weekend he'd be like.
Speaker 3: Come to my room, come to my room, come to
Speaker 3: my room, like on snapchat, and I'm like, leave me
Speaker 3: the fuck alone. One day, he somehow catches me walking
Speaker 3: down the hallway to my hotel room and he comes
Speaker 3: out and he's like, you want to come inside. I'm
Speaker 3: like no, and he's like, why don't you just come in?
Speaker 3: It's just me and here, and I'm like that's why
Speaker 3: I'm not calling in, and then I literally turned to
Speaker 3: keep walking. He proceeded he.
Speaker 2: Was stalking you.
Speaker 3: I proceed to go hang out with our other friends
Speaker 3: and he starts like snapchatting me, and I explained to
Speaker 3: the friends of ours what was happening at the time,
Speaker 3: and they were like, okay, start replying to him, and
Speaker 3: we're gonna take fucking pictures.
Speaker 1: So I would reply and be like, what do you want?
Speaker 3: He started asking me, mind you, we are all fucking miners.
Speaker 3: He starts literally trying to solicit sex for money from me.
Speaker 3: He's like, if you come into my room and give
Speaker 3: me head, I will give you one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 2: Also no offense, okay, me.
Speaker 3: Having never given a head like before my life. Low
Speaker 3: key like at face value, that is what it would cost.
Speaker 1: But I was like, what the fuck it, We're taking
Speaker 1: pictures of it.
Speaker 3: And then I was like, I remember I sent him
Speaker 3: a picture of my ID and I was like, let
Speaker 3: me know if this matches your girlfriend's ID, because I
Speaker 3: think you might be messaging the wrong account, and like
Speaker 3: we're just trolling him back and forth, and then he
Speaker 3: won't stop, and I was like, Hey, just want to
Speaker 3: let you know. I have pictures of all of this,
Speaker 3: and if you don't just send me one hundred and
Speaker 3: fifty dollars, I'm gonna fucking post it on Twitter. And
Speaker 3: then he freaked the fuck out and sent me money.
Speaker 3: And then our other homegirls on tour did the same
Speaker 3: scam because the word got around and we all were like, dude,
Speaker 3: he's been doing that to all of us.
Speaker 1: So he was sexually harassing.
Speaker 3: Every girl, every girl on the tour and everybody like
Speaker 3: one of our homegirls, literally without our knowledge, was doing
Speaker 3: the same thing to.
Speaker 2: Him that night and sent him pictures of other nude girls. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like she googled up hot nude girl and sent it
Speaker 2: to him, and he sent her like two hundred dollars
Speaker 2: over like he.
Speaker 3: Believed it was her mind you Like she sent like
Speaker 3: a tatted up girl too, and like this girl did
Speaker 3: not have tattoos. But yeah, that's probably my best scam.
Speaker 2: Is I funness of life.
Speaker 3: I got one hundred and fifty dollars and then our
Speaker 3: we should literally still went and posted all of it
Speaker 3: because he was like, no, literally he doesn't get He
Speaker 3: not only deserves to reap the financial consequence of that,
Speaker 3: but he I just found out he was harassing all
Speaker 3: of y'all. No, he's not getting away with it, and
Speaker 3: he tweeted and then the fucking manager from the tour
Speaker 3: actually pulled me aside and started to yell at me
Speaker 3: and was like, I can't believe you did that to him,
Speaker 3: Like why wouldn't you just say something to me?
Speaker 1: And I was like, do you see how you're reacting
Speaker 1: to this right now?
Speaker 2: Like, oh he ar that manager was literally the worst
Speaker 2: person he ever so.
Speaker 1: He was like, why are you throwing my boy under
Speaker 1: the bus? Like can we live?
Speaker 2: There are so many stories, so many evil, wicked things
Speaker 2: that happened that, like he sued people before, so I
Speaker 2: can't talk about it, but like, dude, like creepy shit,
Speaker 2: I'll just say one thing that happened to me with him. Oh,
Speaker 2: but I know I like, was I turned seventeen on
Speaker 2: the tour, Like, and I was away on tour when
Speaker 2: I was seventeen years old and he got me a
Speaker 2: gift and I was like, oh, that's like really sweet,
Speaker 2: like thank you for the gift. Do you know what
Speaker 2: he got me? He got me boxer briefs Calvin Klein
Speaker 2: boxer briefs, which like isn't in inherently weird, but don't
Speaker 2: get a seventeen year old fucking underwear.
Speaker 3: For his especially when you have the weirdest relationships with
Speaker 3: other young people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tour like he would also be like, oh, he's
Speaker 2: like Drew, you're like the sassy one, Like you're so
Speaker 2: sassy and like you're so quick at the mouth and
Speaker 2: you're sassy, Like I just love your sassy nature, which
Speaker 2: is him hate crime at me.
Speaker 3: Literally, he was like, you're just so like crazy and
Speaker 3: like weird.
Speaker 2: You're crapy, you're weird and not normal. And then one
Speaker 2: time I got into his car and actually we were both.
Speaker 1: In the car when this happened.
Speaker 2: I think, no, no, no. He was taking me to
Speaker 2: the airport and I got into the car, and you
Speaker 2: know how like on some cars, like your phone automatically
Speaker 2: connects to Bluetooth. Where he was sitting in the driver's seat,
Speaker 2: and then he was like, oh fuck, I have to
Speaker 2: go check out of the y'all's rooms because we stayed
Speaker 2: back an extra day. And he went and checked out
Speaker 2: of our or checked us out of our rooms because
Speaker 2: we were not old enough to do it. And he
Speaker 2: left the car and his phone was still connected to Bluetooth.
Speaker 2: And then I look at the screen on the car,
Speaker 2: and on the screen it's like the nastiest, grossest porn
Speaker 2: title I've ever seen, like in it's like ex videos,
Speaker 2: Like I don't even want to say the title, but
Speaker 2: it was like naughty, naughty, nasty, gross shit. And I
Speaker 2: was screaming, laughing.
Speaker 3: I thought you were gonna say the Dropbox story, Oh,
Speaker 3: draw is the Dropbox story d.
Speaker 1: Incriminating? Crazy? Also the fact that like we.
Speaker 2: Fucking allegedly allegedly. Everything I've said is allegedly allegedly allegedly.
Speaker 2: None of this actually happened. I'm making all of this up.
Speaker 2: This is all allegedly and nothing.
Speaker 3: Writing this for like a really funny skit story, just
Speaker 3: hoping somebody will just make skits out.
Speaker 1: Of these jokes for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So the Drawbox story is I had like a
Speaker 2: brand deal. I don't even know how the how old
Speaker 2: I was. I was probably sixteen or seventeen. It was
Speaker 2: near the end of the tour. Maybe maybe I was eight.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I no.
Speaker 3: Matter what age you are, the HR violation, Yeah, that ensued,
Speaker 3: and I think.
Speaker 2: It was on purpose. Older I get the more I'm
Speaker 2: like this, you don't.
Speaker 3: Do that and not know that that's on there also
Speaker 3: like okay, just keep going because it's so funny.
Speaker 2: So I had to like do a brand deal. It
Speaker 2: was like my first brand deal, and I had no
Speaker 2: idea like what the fuck I was doing, and like
Speaker 2: I needed to like upload the footage to my email,
Speaker 2: but the video file was too big, So like I
Speaker 2: text my manager and I was like, hey, I need
Speaker 2: to like I need to know how to upload a
Speaker 2: video I had like no money at the time, so
Speaker 2: I couldn't get my own dropbox and like file share
Speaker 2: whatever that website is wasn't working, so he was like, oh,
Speaker 2: we just used my dropbox, so like I'm like, oh cool.
Speaker 2: So I'm like trying to figure out how to use
Speaker 2: dropbox and like I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
Speaker 2: So I'm like like uploading the video and then like
Speaker 2: I noticed that there are files on there, and like
Speaker 2: I'm a snooper, like I snooped, Like, don't give.
Speaker 3: Me anything any person would have done this.
Speaker 2: Like don't give me anything with personal information on it,
Speaker 2: because like I will find out what pills you're taking
Speaker 2: and know if I can get high on them, Like
Speaker 2: I will find out your tax history if it's in
Speaker 2: a drawer in your house. Like don't let me in
Speaker 2: your house because I'm a snooper. Especially don't let me
Speaker 2: in your drop box if you got this shit on there.
Speaker 2: So I like am going through the drop box and
Speaker 2: like there's just a bunch of inconspicuous shit, like how
Speaker 2: much he's paying people like whatever, like his like payouts
Speaker 2: for other people, and I'm like, ooh, this is fun,
Speaker 2: Like this is fun. Seeing how much we're all getting paid.
Speaker 3: So it was crazy because that was like the beginning
Speaker 3: of the end because discrepans also also to like clarify
Speaker 3: for anybody who doesn't know, we were on this tour
Speaker 3: like a social media tour right at the beginning of
Speaker 3: like that era of that style of.
Speaker 2: Like b or Ce list mag cons. Yeah, like that's
Speaker 2: what it was.
Speaker 1: So it was like that era.
Speaker 3: Like I think this era too, the magcn like series
Speaker 3: has come out, and that was kind of the start
Speaker 3: of it. That like when Cameron not Cameron Dallas, the
Speaker 3: other the really gross one, the like tailor something like
Speaker 3: the one sucks, he was like, where was my per
Speaker 3: dim And we.
Speaker 2: Were all like, wait, let me google.
Speaker 1: And then we found out because we weren't being paid,
Speaker 1: like some people were being paid on tour, which we
Speaker 1: had no idea about until this, Yeah, but like none
Speaker 1: of us were being paid, and we were all like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is just for like so we can see our
Speaker 1: fucking friends and like actually explore the world.
Speaker 3: In a very small way because he'd be like, we're
Speaker 3: going to La but we're like in touring, stuck in
Speaker 3: a hotel with like no uber It's.
Speaker 2: Like a landlog and we didn't have money for uber
Speaker 2: and like there was no pul for money.
Speaker 3: And he'd be like, no, yeah, but that's what we're
Speaker 3: talking about, and we weren't being paid. And then you
Speaker 3: found all that out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, like I want to see like more shit,
Speaker 2: like there must be good ship in here. And then
Speaker 2: I stumbled upon a folder that was one of the
Speaker 2: most horrifying things in my life. And I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: speak about that because like that's not chill. But then
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: That's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, you can't mention one of the
Speaker 3: things because it was so fucking weird, and like literally,
Speaker 3: I hope this person has sued this person. Yeah whatever.
Speaker 2: But then I scroll a little more and I like
Speaker 2: find another folder and in the folder are a bunch
Speaker 2: of nudes and I'm like, oh, like this is interesting,
Speaker 2: Like what is this all about? And like I look
Speaker 2: and I see it just a lot of wicked, weird shit,
Speaker 2: and like I've never shut my laptop faster and I
Speaker 2: wish I downloaded all that shit to my computer. If
Speaker 2: I knew how to, I would have, but like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I And that.
Speaker 3: Was like when Drew when we all saw Drew the
Speaker 3: next stop. He was like, y'all need to see this,
Speaker 3: and we all like gathered around the computer like all
Speaker 3: those like literally kids just like looking. I mean, like
Speaker 3: what And at this point we all fucking hated him
Speaker 3: because you told us about the money thing and we
Speaker 3: were like, oh, word, like now we know how much
Speaker 3: money he's making us, or how much money he's making
Speaker 3: he's never paid us. Then we started finding out that
Speaker 3: like we never got.
Speaker 2: Paid for a single shot paid.
Speaker 3: And the way he would like back it up like
Speaker 3: morally is that he was like.
Speaker 1: He would always. One time he literally tweeted a.
Speaker 3: Bunch of screenshots of him paypaling me for brand deals,
Speaker 3: which I never saw the contracts of, Like I never
Speaker 3: we never saw contracts, We never saw anything. He'd be like, Oh,
Speaker 3: this company wants to give you like a thousand dollars
Speaker 3: for this or like this company, like I think the
Speaker 3: biggest one was like, uh when my YouTube was like
Speaker 3: at its height, they were like, oh, this company wants
Speaker 3: to give you five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: I was literally a senior in high school.
Speaker 3: And I was like, holy shit, I'm gonna literally get my
Speaker 3: parents house rich.
Speaker 1: I'm rich.
Speaker 3: And then as I got older, I thought about it.
Speaker 3: I was like, at that time, my videos were getting
Speaker 3: a million views each and.
Speaker 1: Then I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: I never saw the contracts, so he would just pick
Speaker 3: and choose amounts and like he would like we got
Speaker 3: maybe each like four brand deals from him over the
Speaker 3: like four years of working from him, And.
Speaker 2: One of one of the brand deals I got was
Speaker 2: a song pop brand deal. And there are people still
Speaker 2: playing against my bot AI song Pops like account and
Speaker 2: they'll like post it and be like, oh my gosh, Drew,
Speaker 2: like you're doing so good and they probably think we're
Speaker 2: like best friends forever, but like, no, it's not me,
Speaker 2: like if they made a AI bot that was me
Speaker 2: on song Pop two.
Speaker 3: But yeah, he would like that was his way of
Speaker 3: like anytime we would be like, hey, you're not paying us,
Speaker 3: he'd be like, are.
Speaker 1: You not fucking happy? And yeah, I'm like happy, but
Speaker 1: like and not really.
Speaker 2: He was like, well, we can just stop the tour
Speaker 2: now if you want to be paid, because like and
Speaker 2: you'll never see your friends again. And he would like
Speaker 2: hold our like friendships.
Speaker 3: With each Charley textas that once, like I in the
Speaker 3: big group chat was like I don't think I can
Speaker 3: keep doing this because we found out some people were
Speaker 3: getting paid and the amounts they were getting paid was
Speaker 3: fucking insane.
Speaker 2: So we were like, so we were selling more tickets
Speaker 2: than everybody. Me and Enya we had like a ticket
Speaker 2: passed together, and near the end of the tour, we
Speaker 2: were selling like a shit ton of tickets and we
Speaker 2: were seeing no money and the only way we got
Speaker 2: paid was through merch sales at the shows.
Speaker 3: Even that he would be like, oh my god, guys,
Speaker 3: you sold three hundred hoodies.
Speaker 1: Congrats, here's fifty dollars said, we'd be like, oh my god, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then as we got older.
Speaker 3: We were like, wait a second, each hoodie is like
Speaker 3: fifty dollars.
Speaker 2: Only get fifty dollars.
Speaker 3: But yeah, we had friends on tour who literally like
Speaker 3: had crazy merch sales and saw nothing of it. Like
Speaker 3: we all were ending up leaving the tour because we
Speaker 3: started to realize how much money he was making because
Speaker 3: when we were kids when we first joined it, like,
Speaker 3: I don't even think I ever looked at the ticket
Speaker 3: like how much tickets costed, because I was just like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is a fun thing to see my friends, and
Speaker 3: I get to meet followers, Like I never thought that
Speaker 3: would be like a thing I get to do.
Speaker 1: And then as time went on and as we got older,
Speaker 1: we were like.
Speaker 3: Wait a second, these tickets are like incredibly expensive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like thousand dollars ticket packages, like crazy, insane.
Speaker 3: Also, like he would work us to the fucking bone
Speaker 3: because we would land on a Friday after school, so
Speaker 3: we would I would leave school, go straight to the airport.
Speaker 3: Land have to get to the airport, get an uber
Speaker 3: on my own dime. Like it was crazy, Like I
Speaker 3: would have to get myself an uber. Also, he would
Speaker 3: put us on Spirit flights all the time.
Speaker 2: And his nasty, stinky, fucking decrepit, gross, rotten, disgusting, evil
Speaker 2: dog would sit first class with him on the pack
Speaker 2: he would get, and he put us in the back
Speaker 2: on Spirit where my iPhone couldn't even fucking sit on
Speaker 2: the table, and my ass would literally fall off on
Speaker 2: these goddamn flights because I'm sitting on fucking cardboard next
Speaker 2: to like, oh my god, getting angry again, dude, It's crazy. Also,
Speaker 2: he held this hostage with drugs, like he would literally
Speaker 2: like get us high and then like we would be like, oh,
Speaker 2: if we go away we get high like it was.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 3: It was like literally, if I go away, I can
Speaker 3: have like any substance.
Speaker 2: Game killers, like pain killers, muscle relaxers. We'd like it.
Speaker 3: Was alcohol like everything on it as a child, like
Speaker 3: you could have because this fucking crazy man. Also he
Speaker 3: would put us on like the craziest like I just
Speaker 3: went to Atlanta for the first time, like actually leaving
Speaker 3: the airport. I have been in the Atlanta airport eight
Speaker 3: million times. Because not only when he put us on
Speaker 3: Spirit flights, but we'd be going to like New York
Speaker 3: and he would be like, okay, here's like a double
Speaker 3: stop flight from Miami to New York. That's only a
Speaker 3: three hour flight, and it would become like a five
Speaker 3: hour excursion. We would land and then have to do
Speaker 3: a meet and greet like through the night. Then we
Speaker 3: would get fucked up and wake up like shaking, hungover
Speaker 3: because he fed us alcohol and drugs withdrawal withdrawals and
Speaker 3: meet like four hundred people, and then he'd be like,
Speaker 3: all right, now go.
Speaker 2: Home like we would have. It was. It was so crazy.
Speaker 2: And meanwhile, while all of this was going on, my
Speaker 2: mom like was very concerned about it all. She was
Speaker 2: like dude, like I don't know about this, Like I
Speaker 2: want you to be able to do your thing and
Speaker 2: like like be happy, but like something feels wrong about this,
Speaker 2: and like so she would be talking to this guy,
Speaker 2: the manager of it all, and he would just be
Speaker 2: blatantly lying to my mom about everything, and like, I
Speaker 2: don't know. It was just such a like such a
Speaker 2: bizarre experience and like I wouldn't trade it for the world. Literally,
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. Like at the end of it all,
Speaker 2: like it was lit like we were fucked up, like
Speaker 2: we I don't know, it was. It was super psychic.
Speaker 2: That's like the one thing argument.
Speaker 3: Is I met like all of my literally you, Christian
Speaker 3: and Orian I all met through that, and you guys
Speaker 3: are like some of my main.
Speaker 2: Do you remember the first time we hung out like
Speaker 2: that was so sweet? That was so sweet.
Speaker 3: It was fucking awesome And there's a picture to commemorate it.
Speaker 3: Yeah we're yeah, but yeah, it was so crazy. And
Speaker 3: then like towards the end, I just started becoming like
Speaker 3: subordinate as fuck, Like I became literally a monster to
Speaker 3: him because I was so pissed. And one time in
Speaker 3: front of everybody, like you in the end because he
Speaker 3: was like refusing to pay us.
Speaker 2: Gross.
Speaker 3: He was like refusing to pay all of us. And
Speaker 3: we were sitting in the like the dining hall of
Speaker 3: this fucking hotel and we were having our lunch break,
Speaker 3: and he, in front of everybody, was trying to like
Speaker 3: clock me and like like literally just boss up on
Speaker 3: me to like show like I still have power, And
Speaker 3: in front of everybody, he was like talking to everybody
Speaker 3: about like posting links for the next weekend for tickets,
Speaker 3: and then he points me out and he goes, you
Speaker 3: haven't posted about like the shows in like weeks, like
Speaker 3: you're not doing your part. And I was like, I'm not.
Speaker 3: And I remember I said him. I was like, if
Speaker 3: a brand has to post for me, like pay for
Speaker 3: me to post a link, you need to pay me
Speaker 3: to post a fucking link if I'm gonna be selling
Speaker 3: tickets for you in front of everybody. And then he
Speaker 3: was like are you serious, Like are you trying to
Speaker 3: have this conversation with me right? Noah blah blah blah,
Speaker 3: and like I just ignored everything he said. I can't
Speaker 3: remember what he said because he was so fucking disgusting,
Speaker 3: and he was wearing a gray shirt and he was
Speaker 3: sweating through it, and he just looked so.
Speaker 2: Nasty, Like I have a picture of him in my
Speaker 2: head and when I think of him, that's the moment
Speaker 2: I think of him. When he had like beads of
Speaker 2: sweat going down his face and like he was all
Speaker 2: shiny and like had like just gross, like nasty old
Speaker 2: man hair like.
Speaker 3: And he was wearing a gray shirt and sweating through it.
Speaker 3: And I was like, I, literally in front of everybody, go,
Speaker 3: why are you always so fucking sweaty? Like you were
Speaker 3: always sweating through your goddamn clothes. It's fucking cold here.
Speaker 1: And then he was like, I have I have kidney stones.
Speaker 1: Don't talk to me like that.
Speaker 2: And I was like, he stormed up, does.
Speaker 1: Kidney stones have to do with it?
Speaker 3: And then he literally left the room and we just
Speaker 3: like ate and went back to meeting people, and I
Speaker 3: feel like it didn't happen, And yeah, I just became
Speaker 3: like so awful to him, and like in front of everybody,
Speaker 3: I would do all the time, Like one time he
Speaker 3: was trying to get on my ass again and I
Speaker 3: had found out that he bought like one of the people,
Speaker 3: one of his like minions, a bunch of YouTube equipment,
Speaker 3: and then I was like, you need to buy me
Speaker 3: a fucking ring light in a tripod and he was like, no,
Speaker 3: I don't. And I was like, that's funny because I
Speaker 3: found out that you bought so and so and so
Speaker 3: and so that shit, So why the fuck don't you
Speaker 3: do it for me? And I was like, I'm literally
Speaker 3: getting the fuck out of here, like I'm not doing
Speaker 3: the meat and greet and I got up to like
Speaker 3: act like I was walking out, and he was like fine.
Speaker 1: Fine, like what's your address?
Speaker 3: And I stood over his shoulder while he got on
Speaker 3: Amazon and ordered me a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 2: And I was like that tole his debit card or
Speaker 2: didn't steal. He gave it to us. And then we
Speaker 2: went to seven eleven and we spent like five hundred dollars, like.
Speaker 3: We spent so much money, and I bought myself a
Speaker 3: bunch of Amazon gift cards. And then finally we quit
Speaker 3: because everybody started quitting because we were all like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, it's almost like you're scamming a bunch of children.
Speaker 1: This is bad. But on the same track of scams.
Speaker 2: Before I was I have like a couple of things.
Speaker 3: Some scams I can't believe I was actually able to
Speaker 3: ring this back in and just remembered it, Like, God
Speaker 3: is amazing.
Speaker 1: God is so good sometimes.
Speaker 3: But the scam I saw recently is this girl was
Speaker 3: telling a story about how she got stood up on
Speaker 3: a hinge date and she like went to the restaurant
Speaker 3: she got stood up, and she was like, whatever, I
Speaker 3: already got all nice and pretty and I'm not about
Speaker 3: to just walk out of this restaurant.
Speaker 1: I feel too embarrassed to do it.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna order myself a nice meal and just
Speaker 3: be like this person didn't show up, that there was
Speaker 3: a family emergency, and she talking about scams, yeah, and
Speaker 3: she was like, yeah, I just decided to sit and
Speaker 3: have a meal to myself because I was like sad
Speaker 3: and I just wanted to treat myself. Another girl stitched
Speaker 3: it and was like, I have a very similar story,
Speaker 3: and I was talking to my friend she had a
Speaker 3: similar story, and they looked into it and found out
Speaker 3: that there are restaurants making fake hinge and Tinder profiles
Speaker 3: and catfishing as people to bait people into going into
Speaker 3: restaurants because they know that nine times out of ten,
Speaker 3: if a woman shows up to a restaurant and gets
Speaker 3: stood up, She's probably still gonna dine there. So restaurants
Speaker 3: are doing it as a ployed to get people into
Speaker 3: restaurants to fucking get meals and to like boost their
Speaker 3: business because then the chances are that person be like, oh,
Speaker 3: this restaurant's nice, Like I'll come back here.
Speaker 2: People are so smart, they're so evil. Oh.
Speaker 4: I heard another hinge scam where this guy made an
Speaker 4: AI He like generated like this really hot girl and
Speaker 4: made the photos super realistic and then they matched with
Speaker 4: like like thousands of guys in cities that had Soho
Speaker 4: Houses I'm pretty sure. And she he had it so
Speaker 4: that her profile was like the ideal date would be
Speaker 4: getting drinks at Soho House. So then like she gets
Speaker 4: on like the top, like what hottest people on hinge whatever,
Speaker 4: matches with like tens of thousands of guys. He automated
Speaker 4: a script to do this, and then the price of
Speaker 4: Soho House his stock like went up because they had
Speaker 4: like a seven thousand percent increase in people that sign
Speaker 4: up for Soho House, and then he like longed the
Speaker 4: stock or something and made like a million Holy shit.
Speaker 3: People are like.
Speaker 2: Like they're genius.
Speaker 3: They were about their fucking money.
Speaker 2: Scammers put their energy. Actually, no, I'm not even gonna
Speaker 2: say that. Literally, stay scamming because you're making bread like
Speaker 2: that's literally the economy. Yeah, like stimulate the economy, bro, dude.
Speaker 2: This one scam I did when I was like probably
Speaker 2: like thirteen or fourteen is I don't know if I
Speaker 2: should say it, but I I'm not gonna say it.
Speaker 3: I decided I'm not going to have something that I
Speaker 3: feel like I can't say.
Speaker 2: Because I know I was okay what I did.
Speaker 3: Evil, but they were like, I don't want to give
Speaker 3: literal children awful ideas.
Speaker 2: I was, okay, I'll say what I did. So what
Speaker 2: I did is when I was really young, I went
Speaker 2: on a vacation to India, and while I was there,
Speaker 2: I found a call center for set sale for thirty dollars,
Speaker 2: I bought it. And so every time you're grandparents seven,
Speaker 2: every time your grandparents get a scam call, it's lining
Speaker 2: my pockets, motherfuckers. And that's how I make my money.
Speaker 2: And if you take that away from me, you're gonna burn.
Speaker 2: You're gonna burn with the rest of the people that
Speaker 2: tried to take it away from me. Remember the people
Speaker 2: buried in Central Park by the Big Rock. Oh, they
Speaker 2: tried to fuck with my pockets. They tried to fuck
Speaker 2: with my money, and they learned their lesson. Yeah, they
Speaker 2: learned their lesson. So yeah, since I've been seven years old,
Speaker 2: I've been scamming old people out of money through calls.
Speaker 1: So why do you do the podcast then?
Speaker 3: Because like this in comparison, this isn't like as financially
Speaker 3: like fulfilling.
Speaker 2: It's because I am passionate about it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, this is your passion.
Speaker 2: About Yeah, I'm passionate about it.
Speaker 1: You're so stupid. I was like, what do you.
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: But I did get scammed before, and I love my
Speaker 2: get scam story. Have y'all been scammed before?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I've been scammed so many times. One time, I like,
Speaker 3: this one's a stupid scam. But it was still in
Speaker 3: the like the beginning era of grailed. I it's actually
Speaker 3: so mean because I bought it for my friend and
Speaker 3: then I just like looked like a liar, but I
Speaker 3: showed him the receipt and showed him I got scammed.
Speaker 3: But me and my friend, in like geometry class or
Speaker 3: some shit, we would always joke with geometry geometry. Is
Speaker 3: that not like how you say it or do you?
Speaker 3: Oh wait, no, you're only thirteen, so you don't.
Speaker 1: Have that class yet.
Speaker 2: What geometry is?
Speaker 3: Oh, it's like a math related class.
Speaker 1: You'll get it in high school.
Speaker 2: Math is just numbers. Why don't they just call it math?
Speaker 3: Well, it's because it's like a little more.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. Actually that's a really good question.
Speaker 1: Someone like you was so.
Speaker 2: Insightful beyond my geometry.
Speaker 3: Is geometry not like when it's like shape based.
Speaker 2: I was like so scared you didn't know.
Speaker 3: I only know that because that was the only type
Speaker 3: of math I was good at.
Speaker 2: For some reason, that math is fun and lit because
Speaker 2: you can visualize, yeah, because you're.
Speaker 3: Looking at images, so it's like ooh ooh, like I
Speaker 3: bet I can guess how long this fucking this side
Speaker 3: of this triangle is and it's like fun. But then
Speaker 3: like algebra and stuff, I was really bad.
Speaker 2: Fuck algebra, dude. I literally failed. Oh my god, Oh
Speaker 2: my god, it's so sad. It was like I was
Speaker 2: like going into like sixth grade and we were taking
Speaker 2: like pre algebra classes, and all the cool kids took
Speaker 2: the pre algebra class and I took it. And I
Speaker 2: did really good going into.
Speaker 3: Seventh beasts at pre algebra, and then they get to algebra,
Speaker 3: it's like yeah.
Speaker 2: And then in seventh grade, the first week of class,
Speaker 2: I had no idea what the fuck was going on,
Speaker 2: and I was just guessing and it was so and
Speaker 2: all of my friends and peers knew what to do,
Speaker 2: they were passing. It just wasn't clicking with my brain.
Speaker 2: It was so bad that my teacher pulled me out
Speaker 2: of the class to have a conversation with me and
Speaker 2: was like, look, true, like you don't know what you're doing,
Speaker 2: and like I don't have time to teach you how
Speaker 2: to do it, so like you need to really really
Speaker 2: consider going to a regular math class. And I went
Speaker 2: to a regular math class and I cried in the
Speaker 2: hallway because I was so embass because I had never
Speaker 2: not been good at something I tried. And that was
Speaker 2: the first time it happened, and I learned a big.
Speaker 3: First and last time. Yeah, well I was so bad
Speaker 3: at math, Like I'm just.
Speaker 2: Really bad at scam story real quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is like so quick.
Speaker 4: Though.
Speaker 3: When I did the SATs, I forgot that I had
Speaker 3: to bring a calculator and I.
Speaker 2: Bombed the bath.
Speaker 3: I literally it was senior year and I couldn't even
Speaker 3: remember how to do long division at that point, and
Speaker 3: I was like, damn, I am fucked.
Speaker 2: It was actually the first person to get a score
Speaker 2: on the SAT below ten. Yeah, I was like, she
Speaker 2: got a seven writing your name? Yeah, she didn't know
Speaker 2: how she didn't she didn't have a calculator. How was
Speaker 2: she going to write her name?
Speaker 3: I just like drew boobs in all the like spots
Speaker 3: that I was her grades.
Speaker 1: This is really horny.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, if I was grading that test,
Speaker 2: she would have got like a three thousand.
Speaker 3: I did really good on reading and writing, though, Like
Speaker 3: I killed that.
Speaker 2: Yeah you've always been like, but that math Like.
Speaker 3: My sad score was just passing because I got like
Speaker 3: almost one hundred percent on reading and writing, I like
Speaker 3: killed it. And then what's like plummeted my score was.
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding. I don't even think I got above
Speaker 3: like an eight hundred or like what what's like the
Speaker 3: total tally? I think it's sixteen hundred. I think I
Speaker 3: got like a thirteen hundred, and it's because I got
Speaker 3: like almost eight hundred on my SAT and then I
Speaker 3: literally got maybe three hundred. I don't know if those
Speaker 3: are the right numbers. It was actually so long ago
Speaker 3: this it's like kind of scary, but yeah it.
Speaker 1: Was really bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah uh I was I gonna say you're scam. Oh
Speaker 2: yeah yeah yeah yeah. So this is about me getting
Speaker 2: scammed because I feel like it's only right if we
Speaker 2: talk about scams. We've done that. We have to talk
Speaker 2: about scams we've got got by, And like everybody's been
Speaker 2: gotten by a scam at one point in their life.
Speaker 2: I know it, and you might not know it, but
Speaker 2: you were scammed. But one scam that got me, which
Speaker 2: I feel like it's on almost like a rite of passage,
Speaker 2: like for Boyhood is I was playing Modern Warfare two,
Speaker 2: and like if you know anything about Modern Warfare two,
Speaker 2: you know that there were like modded lobbies, like randomly
Speaker 2: where you would join the lobby and you would have
Speaker 2: every gun unlocked, every camo unlocked, every attachment or not attachment,
Speaker 2: every like calling card and emblem and all that shit
Speaker 2: would just be unlocked. And I wanted that so bad,
Speaker 2: and it would be on your account for like twenty
Speaker 2: four hours. It was like a virus. I forget what
Speaker 2: they called it, but I wanted it so bad, and
Speaker 2: all of my friends got it. They would just randomly
Speaker 2: end up in these lobbies, and I was like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck, why don't I have good luck? Like invite
Speaker 2: me next time? Like what the hell, like text me
Speaker 2: or something like I want to be in one of
Speaker 2: these lobbies because all my friends had everything unlocked and
Speaker 2: I was just still like a fucking scrub. So I
Speaker 2: had the wise idea to get on eBay because I know,
Speaker 2: I knew you could buy shit, because I like had
Speaker 2: a tag Xbox, because I wanted to learn how to
Speaker 2: make modded lobbies myself, and like I wanted a lag switch.
Speaker 2: We've talked about those before in the last episode. And
Speaker 2: I saw links that you could buy these modded lobbies
Speaker 2: where like if you bought it, you would be invited
Speaker 2: to a modded lobby of like forty people and they
Speaker 2: would infect you with the mod, so your account would
Speaker 2: now be able to infect other people with the mod.
Speaker 2: So I was like, oh, I could like even sell this,
Speaker 2: like this is lit, like I could sell this to
Speaker 2: my other friends. I don't have it. So I bought
Speaker 2: it and it was like twenty I remember it was
Speaker 2: twenty five dollars and fifty cents and I bought it
Speaker 2: on my dad's credit card because I didn't have any
Speaker 2: fucking money, and so I took his card bought it whatever.
Speaker 2: So I wait for the email. I get the email
Speaker 2: and he's like, okay.
Speaker 3: Like I literally ate that I lost because I thought
Speaker 3: of d.
Speaker 2: D d mega doo doo. He's saying, we'll get into
Speaker 2: that in a second. But so I bought it and
Speaker 2: I'm waiting. I get the email and in the email,
Speaker 2: he's like, okay, for you to join my lobby, I
Speaker 2: need your password and your email to your account. And
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, okay, like yeah, yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 2: so I give it to him. But I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I was old enough to know not
Speaker 2: to do that, but I did it.
Speaker 3: Any had Twitter and stuff at this point, like you
Speaker 3: should have know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, it was like pre Twitter.
Speaker 1: It was like I guess, yeah, because yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I remember, like it was before Twitter because like, actually,
Speaker 2: shortly after this, my friends were trying to explain to
Speaker 2: me what a hashtag was and I literally could not
Speaker 2: comprehend what a fucking hashtag was and they couldn't explain
Speaker 2: it either. And I still to this day, don't think
Speaker 2: anybody can actually verbalize what a hashtag is on Twitter.
Speaker 2: But it's like literally like just like a silent rule
Speaker 2: that we all know. It's so weird. But i give
Speaker 2: him my email and password and then I'm just waiting
Speaker 2: for him to email me back. He doesn't, and I'm like, oh, cool,
Speaker 2: he just took my money, Like fuck this guy. But
Speaker 2: he had given me his gamer tag. So I join
Speaker 2: a party with him and I'm like, hey, like when
Speaker 2: are we going to do the thing? And he was like, oh,
Speaker 2: are you and then said my gamer tag and I
Speaker 2: was like yeah, yeah, yeah, and he was like, oh,
Speaker 2: like we're hosting the lobby soon. Sorry, I forgot to
Speaker 2: send you the email and he was like a kid
Speaker 2: my age and I was like, oh word, like this
Speaker 2: is interesting, this is exciting, Like I'm gonna be in
Speaker 2: the lobby soon. And then I am sitting there and
Speaker 2: I get logged out of my account like three seconds
Speaker 2: after I joined his party and talk to him and
Speaker 2: leave the party, and I'm like, oh, that's weird. So
Speaker 2: I go to log back in and I'm able to
Speaker 2: log back in, and I'm like what the fuck? Like
Speaker 2: that was so weird and then so I joined his
Speaker 2: party again and I just like wanted to chop it
Speaker 2: up with him, and he was like just talking to
Speaker 2: me about random shit. And then I get logged out
Speaker 2: again and I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2: And then I can't log back in, so I'm like, fuck, dude,
Speaker 2: like he changed, like the kid changed my password. So
Speaker 2: then I like start running and screaming because my dad's
Speaker 2: card is on that account and I didn't want him
Speaker 2: to like get his information somehow. So I finally tell
Speaker 2: my parents I got scammed, and they're fucking pissed. So
Speaker 2: then my mom is like, how do how do I
Speaker 2: talk to his fucking kid? You were talking about how
Speaker 2: would I fucking talk to him? And she was like
Speaker 2: cussing at me and she was angry. So my mom
Speaker 2: logs into my brother's account, adds him and gets on
Speaker 2: the mic and starts screaming at his kid, and he's
Speaker 2: like he's like, my mom's like give me your fucking mother.
Speaker 2: I need to talk to your fucking mother, like screaming
Speaker 2: at him, and like he's like, give hi, my kids
Speaker 2: a count back. If you take any of our fucking money,
Speaker 2: we're suing you we're gonna ruin your life and like
Speaker 2: all this shit, and the kid starts crying and gets
Speaker 2: his mom on and my mom starts talking to this
Speaker 2: mom about scamming, and the kid is in the back
Speaker 2: like screaming like oh no, like please, I didn't do that, like,
Speaker 2: and the mom's like, give me, give the kid the
Speaker 2: password to the account. So then he gives me the
Speaker 2: new password and the email and I log back in,
Speaker 2: I get my account back. My older brother changes the
Speaker 2: password and that was the rest of that.
Speaker 3: My pRIFLE ass would have taken that to the grave,
Speaker 3: like like I wouldn't have told my parents. I would
Speaker 3: have been like I just like prayed that I got
Speaker 3: like no word back from it.
Speaker 2: So scared, dude, I remember. It was like the most
Speaker 2: scared I've been in my life until I got chased
Speaker 2: by a man in my own home.
Speaker 3: It was a kind It was being scammed on modern
Speaker 3: warfare and then being chased by a burgler.
Speaker 2: Chased by a burglar modern warfare hacker. Yeah. But fun
Speaker 2: end to the story is I actually ended up getting
Speaker 2: a model lobby. Yeah, and I had the tenth Prestige
Speaker 2: emblem and everything, and if you know, you know tenth
Speaker 2: Prestige was the go, just like the Spinning School.
Speaker 3: I only even thought of the DD Mega Doodoo because
Speaker 3: I was thinking about, like, oh, I wish I could
Speaker 3: hack my Fortnite and like play a hacked lobby and
Speaker 3: like thinking about that, and then I thought about me
Speaker 3: playing it last night, and that's somehow ending.
Speaker 2: Up Mega Doodoo. I don't remember how we got there, but.
Speaker 3: Oh, because I was watching the Gypsy ROAs thing, which
Speaker 3: if you were watching the Gypsy Rose lifetime thing, I
Speaker 3: am so fucking upset. This is a spoiler, but I
Speaker 3: think you would get to this anyways, and you would
Speaker 3: stop watching too. They're trying to make it like a
Speaker 3: reality show Kardashian's ass thing, where it's like the drama,
Speaker 3: the drama between their marriage, like they're already ex like
Speaker 3: and they're doing like interviews with the husband stuff before
Speaker 3: and this is before she got out, and like I
Speaker 3: literally stopped.
Speaker 1: I think it's episode seven or eight.
Speaker 3: I stopped watching last night because I was like, no,
Speaker 3: you're not, You're not about to brain watched me into
Speaker 3: watching like a TLC reality show, a fucking Gypsy Rose,
Speaker 3: Like I want the t I want crazy shit.
Speaker 1: I don't want this like made up think of Like.
Speaker 3: He's sitting down with the family trying to convince them
Speaker 3: he loves her. Like what the fuck am I watching
Speaker 3: bitch fuck you?
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck like that, and I just
Speaker 1: don't fuck with it. And I'm like the comments the
Speaker 1: D was fire.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the D is fire, The D is fire the D.
Speaker 3: And then he goes exactly, I don't care about the haters,
Speaker 3: come and get it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: That is also he looks just okay, let's talk about this.
Speaker 2: He looks just like her mother, which I was talking
Speaker 2: I was thinking about it last night. I was like, dude,
Speaker 2: like that girl is never going to have a normal life.
Speaker 2: It is so dark. Every single person that comes into
Speaker 2: her life is going to be using her for fame, money,
Speaker 2: and fortune. I'm not saying that he is, but she
Speaker 2: will never have a friend, Like she can never leave
Speaker 2: this guy. Like it's just so dark to me, Like
Speaker 2: it's so like it's such an evil situation.
Speaker 3: Her life is being projected in such a way that
Speaker 3: she'll never just walk into a random place and people
Speaker 3: not know.
Speaker 2: Who she is. Yeah, it's like even.
Speaker 3: More so than before, Like her life was already headed
Speaker 3: for that, but the fact that she got on TikTok
Speaker 3: and immediately got like ten million followers like your toast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I will say something else funny that happened
Speaker 2: with the Gypsy stuff is like before when she first
Speaker 2: got out and everyone was commenting like slay like your mother,
Speaker 2: slay mother, your mother, Like you're serving like slay mother,
Speaker 2: slay mamas, like all that shit in her comments, and
Speaker 2: everyone or someone was like, wait, maybe we shouldn't say
Speaker 2: that because she literally slaid her mother, Like she literally
Speaker 2: slayed her mom, Like, maybe we don't say.
Speaker 3: That her comments I saw yesterday. Also, like in the
Speaker 3: last episode, it was like she goes, I'm literally a murderer,
Speaker 3: and that kind of I was like, all right, let's
Speaker 3: real back a little because you didn't do shit.
Speaker 2: No, you did not do shit.
Speaker 3: You're just like you instacarted a murderer.
Speaker 1: You're not a murderer.
Speaker 2: It's like if you poke the enough, they're gonna attack.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Like I was just like but for some reason, like
Speaker 3: I was like, all right, now you're trying to get
Speaker 3: street cred that you don't really own.
Speaker 2: Like no, no, she's a killer. She's hard as.
Speaker 3: Fun a killer, but like metaphorically like she's she's killing
Speaker 3: the game.
Speaker 2: But yeah, Also, uh Ariana Grande dating someone that looks
Speaker 2: just like her brother. There's some weird, creepy shit going.
Speaker 1: That's always a thing.
Speaker 3: Though.
Speaker 1: It's like.
Speaker 3: I can name like three other people who I am
Speaker 3: like the person you're dating is literally related to you,
Speaker 3: but that's like classic, that's like zibling or relationship.
Speaker 2: Also, we never talked about Frankie Grande's I'm a rock
Speaker 2: and Roll.
Speaker 3: That's Queen of the Evolution, Baby I'm killing baby institution.
Speaker 3: But yeah, we got to d D Mega Doodoo because
Speaker 3: I was watching it and I kept saying.
Speaker 2: Like, dd Mega Doodoo. God, dude, that's one of the
Speaker 2: best videos ever. I'm sorry, mang do oh well, I forget.
Speaker 2: I forgot to say, like my thing this year is
Speaker 2: gonna be poop. Like I love like the word poop.
Speaker 3: Again, Like I hate that so much because he said
Speaker 3: it in the car, dead serious, Like we were shopping
Speaker 3: for a candle for the house and he was like,
Speaker 3: he was like, should I ask if they have poop?
Speaker 3: Said like, and he said it, you said it loud
Speaker 3: enough for the guy here, and he kind of chuckled,
Speaker 3: and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, oh my God, you were literally child.
Speaker 2: They make poop flavored perfumes, because I really want to
Speaker 2: flavored perfume. I really want to smell like feces, and
Speaker 2: like when you're in like a nice establishment, like a
Speaker 2: le labo or a dip dip cheek, you can be like,
Speaker 2: do you have like fikal scented perfume? Because it's like
Speaker 2: more elegant to say fecal matter rather than poo. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I also wanted to bring up the fucking video
Speaker 2: I sent in the group chat today of Ricky Dllon.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy, Drew? Look at this? Wait, please
Speaker 1: look at this.
Speaker 3: I say this at eleven nineteen pm last night and
Speaker 3: I saw you in the group chat, and you know
Speaker 3: what I wrote, I said, it's fucked up.
Speaker 1: Even in a lipsing video.
Speaker 3: I can tell you have a list, like you cannot
Speaker 3: escape the lisp allegations, even when you were not saying
Speaker 3: a goddamn I.
Speaker 2: Think lisps are cute, like I'm not. I'm not even and.
Speaker 3: It's like, I mean, look at this video, like this
Speaker 3: video is actually.
Speaker 2: It is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: And this is something Josiah would do.
Speaker 2: I know, we need that's literally we need to give
Speaker 2: Josiah money to do this, Like, I will funder, please don't. Also,
Speaker 2: the fact that Ricky Dylon has a song with Snoop
Speaker 2: Dogg will never not be the funniest thing ever. Also,
Speaker 2: no one's talking about this, but Snoop Dogg is actually
Speaker 2: two inches tall and living inside of Ricky Dillon's.
Speaker 4: In when it flashes that quickly?
Speaker 2: Did you see this orange?
Speaker 3: Did you see they stole Quinn's face and made a
Speaker 3: mannequin out of her?
Speaker 2: Are you kidding?
Speaker 3: Look, somebody like made a mannequin head and it's literally
Speaker 3: Quinn's face, like, and then somebody liked it and it's
Speaker 3: literally her and she's like, wait, should I fucking sue
Speaker 3: because they're literally stealing my face?
Speaker 2: Dude? That's crazy.
Speaker 3: Also, but like you have to be a different level
Speaker 3: of sexy, hot, beautiful for people to be like I
Speaker 3: need that house.
Speaker 2: The people that like recognize that. You have to be
Speaker 2: like so hot that like people like, yeah, that's so fine,
Speaker 2: but yeah.
Speaker 3: It's crazy that you sent that this morning, because I
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god. But my last tidbit is
Speaker 3: I've decided that free black coffee as an amenity is
Speaker 3: the biggest slap in the face we have let go
Speaker 3: under the rug, like explain, because like I feel like,
Speaker 3: for example, like in lounges and airports, it's supposed to
Speaker 3: be like ooh, like I'm so much better than now,
Speaker 3: Like you're gonna go down there with all the stores
Speaker 3: and like no seats, and I'm gonna come up here and.
Speaker 1: Get free food.
Speaker 3: And like the free food in question is like some
Speaker 3: of the scariest food you've ever seen in your life.
Speaker 3: Like I don't know why, like buffet style shit just
Speaker 3: scares me in general, because I'm like, not only is
Speaker 3: this just sitting here, but people are like all touching
Speaker 3: and interacting with it, and that.
Speaker 1: Grosses me out.
Speaker 3: But then it's like okay, you get free that and
Speaker 3: then free black coffee, Like that is literally the cheapest
Speaker 3: drink you can give to people for free, Like it
Speaker 3: is such a like low blow, like.
Speaker 2: You might as well give me nothing. Water yeh.
Speaker 1: And fruit water is also the craziest, Like.
Speaker 2: It's like banana water.
Speaker 3: Cut up a single cucumber and put in a big
Speaker 3: jug banana water.
Speaker 2: People cut up bananas.
Speaker 1: And people not put bananas in the water.
Speaker 2: Literally, people put bananas in the water. Girl, there's fluorite
Speaker 2: in the water, and there's bananas in some water. Like,
Speaker 2: let's talk about it, all right, banana water. Hold on,
Speaker 2: I gotta find the picture.
Speaker 3: Like also the sign banana water, Like, who is so
Speaker 3: not like within their cognitive mind able to go up
Speaker 3: and see that.
Speaker 1: That's literally a cut up.
Speaker 3: Banana in the water, like putting a label and guy,
Speaker 3: it's also like a dig at the intelligence to the
Speaker 3: people interacting with it.
Speaker 2: Fruit water. Hey, that's what they call me, all right,
Speaker 2: I mean when I'm when I'm douche.
Speaker 1: Do you have sy op corner or no?
Speaker 2: Yeah corner? Yeah, I forgot to do it. We've been
Speaker 2: forgetting the end of the episode the last couple of episodes. Okay,
Speaker 2: Drew sye Op corner. Better eat your girl pussy before
Speaker 2: her homegirls do it. Bitch as gay as fuck these days.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, that's good.
Speaker 2: I forgot to do this one. How the fuck your
Speaker 2: breath stink around Christmas? It's free peppers everywhere.
Speaker 1: That one's really good.
Speaker 2: After I die, I'm gonna comeback as a pecan tree.
Speaker 2: Some motherfuckers can eat my nuts. This is like the
Speaker 2: certified classic bitches smoke their whole pregnancy and ask why
Speaker 2: the baby keeps crying, bitch, he needs an eighth I
Speaker 2: have like eight more, but I should just save them
Speaker 2: do one more. Being called a liar when I know
Speaker 2: I took time to make it sound true gets me
Speaker 2: so mad.
Speaker 1: Oh god, that's good. Okay.
Speaker 3: My media of the week is I only have one
Speaker 3: song and it's overkilled by men at work. I like,
Speaker 3: can't stop listening to that song. I listened to it
Speaker 3: a lot as a kid because of my parents, and like,
Speaker 3: that song makes me so happy. It was also in
Speaker 3: The Adults, which I don't think like people loved that movie,
Speaker 3: but I liked that movie, so suck my.
Speaker 2: Ball, guys. I was so depressed on the airplane, and
Speaker 2: I like, I don't know why I was so sad,
Speaker 2: Like it was just such a weird vibe, and I
Speaker 2: was like, well, you know what would hit right now
Speaker 2: was kid A in Okay Computer. And I downloaded both
Speaker 2: of those albums and listened to it all four hours
Speaker 2: of the flight. Actually it was like five hours because
Speaker 2: I was on fucking tarmac for one hour each way.
Speaker 2: It was hell, but I listened to Okay Computer and
Speaker 2: kid A and then a little bit of in Rainbows
Speaker 2: that I had downloaded. No one's talking about Radiohead, like literally,
Speaker 2: no one is having this conversation, like why did not call.
Speaker 3: It radio Head because it's always on the radio and
Speaker 3: it's stuck in behead.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, but how did this?
Speaker 3: Just texted me because he we like for my one
Speaker 3: birthday excursion?
Speaker 1: Is I think you know about this? Actually I don't know.
Speaker 3: So mar I was like, oh my god, they're doing
Speaker 3: the Michael Jackson musical in LA and we should all go.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh my god, that could be
Speaker 3: my birthday excursion.
Speaker 1: It's gonna a few people and going. And then he
Speaker 1: just texted me.
Speaker 3: Our only texts have been about that, by the way,
Speaker 3: and then he goes, bro, I had MJ the musical Nightmare.
Speaker 3: They were trying to kill me and eat my body.
Speaker 2: It sounds about right. Let's check and see if Michael
Speaker 2: Jackson was on those flight logs.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: Actually, one thing I saw Trisha Hates did has one
Speaker 2: of the funniest things I've ever heard, and I never
Speaker 2: heard it until like last week. But she was like,
Speaker 2: I love the colors of the trans flag. It's almost
Speaker 2: like a gender reveal. And she's like oh, and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, she's so smart, Like that's so funny.
Speaker 2: Literally me and you talking on the phone. But how
Speaker 2: to disappear completely by radiohead? Oh, don't even get me started,
Speaker 2: get me started. I have to see swim. Is that
Speaker 2: Rick Owens? There's no seriously, who is that?
Speaker 3: It's true?
Speaker 2: Oh, the fact that he's three hundred and eighty six
Speaker 2: years old.
Speaker 3: The fact that every now and then he comes out
Speaker 3: with a song that he said it sounds like a
Speaker 3: Brockhampton song, is like awesome, Yeah.
Speaker 2: We need to have that conversation. Brockhampton stole their entire
Speaker 2: swag from Rue Paul. I don't think we're ready for
Speaker 2: that conversation.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, thank you guys so much for listening.
Speaker 3: I hope you have an amazing.
Speaker 2: Week and pucker those buttholes make Daddy proud, Catful