WEBVTT - scary stories 2 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:19.480 Welcome back to Emergency. 0:00:18.680 --> 0:00:21.240 In circum This is the last episode. 0:00:21.520 --> 0:00:23.560 This is the last time you will ever see us. 0:00:23.680 --> 0:00:26.480 We came back into this kitchen and we decided, I 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:29.080 actually don't know if people realize this is the corner 0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:29.800 of our kitchen. 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:32.000 No, We've said that like a thousand times. 0:00:32.040 --> 0:00:33.839 I said that to someone recently and they were like, 0:00:33.880 --> 0:00:36.680 you do that in your kitchen and I was like, yes, 0:00:36.800 --> 0:00:41.040 I that's in our kitchen, like which, actually I'm just 0:00:41.080 --> 0:00:43.240 going to take it as like, oh my god, wow, 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:45.600 Like I would have never imagined something with such high 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:48.279 production quality can happen in the kitchen. But you put 0:00:48.280 --> 0:00:50.279 a woman in the kitchen and you'll be amazed by 0:00:50.280 --> 0:00:50.960 what can happen. 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:54.959 Yeah, exactly, I've been saying that. No, I've literally we. 0:00:54.920 --> 0:00:56.279 Need to put them back in the We need to 0:00:56.360 --> 0:00:58.960 go back to doing like what is it home ed 0:00:59.160 --> 0:00:59.680 like home? 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:02.040 I took a home at class in high school. 0:01:02.160 --> 0:01:03.560 Yeah, we need to go back to doing that. But 0:01:03.640 --> 0:01:06.039 only girls join that and then the boys have to 0:01:06.080 --> 0:01:07.000 go run laps. 0:01:07.240 --> 0:01:12.720 Yeah, i'd pick up wood. Yeah, okay, So I want 0:01:12.760 --> 0:01:18.480 to start this with the scam of the year, like 0:01:18.760 --> 0:01:23.120 it for real is one of the most amazing things 0:01:23.480 --> 0:01:27.600 I have ever seen in my entire life, like one 0:01:27.680 --> 0:01:30.880 of the most genius scams I've ever seen. Also, I 0:01:30.880 --> 0:01:32.800 saw a TikTok that someone made and it was that 0:01:32.880 --> 0:01:34.560 audio of like eyah. 0:01:34.600 --> 0:01:37.440 Ally, oh yeah, I have the Adriana Linker song of 0:01:37.560 --> 0:01:38.720 like damn. 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:43.039 Yeah exactly, and it was like, uh, inya, or if 0:01:43.040 --> 0:01:45.360 they don't this is me listening to the podcast in 0:01:45.400 --> 0:01:48.320 twenty fifty, if they don't stop vaping or since they 0:01:48.400 --> 0:01:51.080 never actually stop vaping, or something like that, and I 0:01:51.120 --> 0:01:53.520 was like, damn, that's so real, except that I'm not vaping, 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:54.640 so suck my balls. 0:01:54.760 --> 0:01:58.480 Except also like I will simply get surgery, Like I 0:01:58.520 --> 0:02:01.640 will simply have vocaloids surgery, and then I'll just have 0:02:01.800 --> 0:02:05.000 tubes at my fingers that I can like hold, and 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:07.040 then I'll sile like those old videos in the eighties. 0:02:07.360 --> 0:02:11.320 People first remembered this when I saw that commercial the 0:02:11.400 --> 0:02:15.880 girl like yeah talking through the voice box on TV. 0:02:16.880 --> 0:02:20.360 I was so deranged and like, you want to fucked 0:02:20.480 --> 0:02:22.680 up that I wanted one of the first like I 0:02:22.919 --> 0:02:25.919 really like, I wanted like the hole in my throat 0:02:25.960 --> 0:02:26.760 and everything. 0:02:27.000 --> 0:02:28.720 That's what I love about you, though, is you take 0:02:28.720 --> 0:02:30.720 a childhood dream and you make sure it happens. 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:33.960 You're getting the exactly, and all these haters saying, oh, 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:37.399 stop vaping, stop vaping, Like no, I want a vocaloid 0:02:37.440 --> 0:02:38.440 box or whatever the fuck there. 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:40.200 Yeah, you chase your dreams. I'm just gonna get a 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:43.400 synthesizer attached to it, like I would just modit the. 0:02:43.360 --> 0:02:45.160 Fuck out and jealous. 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:45.920 Yeah, modular. 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:48.440 It'd be like the Hue app for your Life's accept 0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:51.000 it's for my phone and I can open garage band 0:02:51.040 --> 0:02:52.400 and start tweaking with my boys. 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:55.000 The way that that is probably going to be a 0:02:55.080 --> 0:02:56.800 thing in our lifetime when we can. 0:02:56.840 --> 0:03:00.320 We're going to see when she's ninety years old one 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:00.720 doing that. 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:03.480 Yeah, exactly, they're gonna come. We're gonna combined with like 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:06.040 machine and you're gonna be able to do like all 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:11.120 the TikTok voice filters, but inside of your phone. Okay, 0:03:11.280 --> 0:03:13.560 scam of the year. I think they're a troll. I 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:19.160 can't tell, but like whatever, I went to her Twitter 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:22.840 page to screenshot these posts. I mean, it's it's truly amazing, 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:25.040 Like I've never seen anything like this in my life, 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:26.920 and I don't think we'll ever see anything like this. 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:30.480 For a very very long time. So this is the tweet. 0:03:30.520 --> 0:03:32.880 So it starts off by saying, hello, Twitter peeps, my 0:03:32.960 --> 0:03:36.680 friend Elizabeth is looking for an unvaxed sperm donor. Her 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:41.560 requirements are blue eyes, five ten or five eleven or taller, 0:03:41.720 --> 0:03:46.040 STD free, must be natural insemination, and will not do 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:51.640 IVF DM me, which is fucking it, which is. 0:03:51.800 --> 0:03:54.880 So vincent gallo coded, it's actually insane. 0:03:54.800 --> 0:03:57.480 Is so insane, And then she goes on to post 0:03:58.160 --> 0:04:00.720 my next post tomorrow will be no man makeup photos 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:05.560 of Lizzie with her age, sexual pass, vaccination status, approximate location, 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:09.720 and price. To inciminate her, I will take ten percent 0:04:09.960 --> 0:04:11.680 of the matchmaking fee to. 0:04:11.720 --> 0:04:15.600 Qualify girl getting getting bowed. 0:04:15.480 --> 0:04:19.200 Literally to qualify. To qualify, you will need to send 0:04:19.320 --> 0:04:24.440 her the investment price up front. Have two referrals coming 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:29.000 from your unvaxed status. Send a clean STD test, send 0:04:29.000 --> 0:04:31.279 a close up photo of your eye color in pictures 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:35.240 of your upper body. Marital status can be married, but 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:40.000 wife must be okay with it. So that's already like 0:04:40.040 --> 0:04:42.960 the most insane thing you've ever heard, right, Yeah, So 0:04:43.040 --> 0:04:45.839 she goes on to post again, Hello again, Twitter peeps. 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:48.279 Here are her details and she posts three pictures of 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:53.200 this like very beautiful woman, Germish, German, Swedish ancestry, body 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:55.799 count two people, celibate for the two past two years, 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:59.560 twenty three years old, unvaxed, meat focused diet, blah blah 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:02.080 blah blah law and then she will have the support 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:05.560 system of her younger brother and grandmother when this baby 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:10.640 is born, which she's only twenty three. 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:13.479 How old is her younger brother? Like twenty Like I 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:14.680 want to be that. 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:15.760 It does sound like. 0:05:15.760 --> 0:05:19.279 A trustworthy trio, like the oldest person in your family, 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:22.839 your grandma. Yeah, you're the youngest person in your family, 0:05:22.839 --> 0:05:24.840 and your little brother and then you who's. 0:05:24.640 --> 0:05:25.520 Only twenty three. 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:26.960 It's it's insane. 0:05:27.680 --> 0:05:29.200 Can I see the picture of the woman? 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:32.800 Uh? They deleted it off of Twitter. I wanted to say, 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:36.599 I can. I can find Twitter. She's pretty beautiful, but 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:40.400 I'll find her. Then she posts this long post saying 0:05:40.480 --> 0:05:42.719 like she is not looking for a husband or boyfriend. 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:45.800 She will remain celibate after this. Your schedule must be 0:05:45.880 --> 0:05:49.760 free to accommodate her ovulations cycle. She will give you 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:52.800 as much notice as possible. She has decided not to 0:05:52.839 --> 0:05:55.480 go through with the upfront fee, so don't worry about that. 0:05:55.600 --> 0:05:59.480 So the upfront fee that they were talking about is gone. 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:01.839 She is asking that you remain in touch for the 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:05.320 future for reinseminations, as she's looking to have three children 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:09.599 over the next five years. As you can see, she's 0:06:10.160 --> 0:06:14.279 incredibly beautiful, intelligent, and has a very nice child bearing body. 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:17.719 Your offspring, offspring will be raised extremely well. 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:20.800 Okay, as you can see she's intelligent, Like we don't 0:06:20.839 --> 0:06:21.080 know that. 0:06:21.320 --> 0:06:26.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah, she is asking. Oh so this is 0:06:27.040 --> 0:06:30.120 this is where it gets interesting. She says, please, oh 0:06:30.120 --> 0:06:32.119 my god, why can't I speak today? I've like literally 0:06:32.160 --> 0:06:33.719 stumbled over every fucking word. 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:38.119 Read I know literally, So not that you can't speak, 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:38.760 you can't read. 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:42.599 Okay. So then she says, please DM me your application. 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:51.599 I will be in touch with further with further details 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:55.040 if she seems or deems you qualified. Thank you. Oh 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:57.160 you can kind of see her in this picture. 0:06:57.160 --> 0:06:58.080 Oh yeah, she's cute. 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:03.800 Yeah. So she goes to her dms this girl the 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:10.560 original poster, and she opens them to find thousands, I 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:14.880 mean literally thousands of messages from dudes who like meet 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:20.200 her specific qualifications that are literally like begging to have 0:07:20.280 --> 0:07:22.480 sex with this woman and saying, yeah, my wife's okay 0:07:22.520 --> 0:07:24.480 with it, like blah blah blah blah blah, like I 0:07:24.480 --> 0:07:26.120 want to have sex with her, Like let me have 0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:29.200 my child with her. She's beautiful, I'm beautiful. Let's make 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:34.000 beautiful babies like whatever. So she goes through the dms 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:37.200 and then sends them all. She says, oh, by the way, 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:39.760 like I want. She wants you to take a twenty 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:43.400 three and me DNA test. So she sends them a 0:07:43.480 --> 0:07:46.280 link to sign up for twenty three and me, and 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:49.320 probably a thousand people respond and they're like, oh, like, 0:07:50.120 --> 0:07:53.400 I signed up, I took the test, here's my DNA results. 0:07:53.520 --> 0:07:58.000 I fit her qualifications. Well, people did some fucking digging 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:02.560 in twenty three and Me has a referral program that 0:08:02.640 --> 0:08:06.400 she gets twenty dollars every single person that signs up 0:08:06.480 --> 0:08:09.480 to do twenty three and me with her referral code. 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:12.840 So this girl probably made twenty thousand dollars off of 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:17.080 referral twenty three and mealnks just scamming horny nasty. 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:20.040 So what she said, the intelligent thing she was literally 0:08:20.040 --> 0:08:20.880 just talking about herself. 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:24.760 Is that not the most incredible thing you've ever heard? 0:08:25.080 --> 0:08:26.960 A crazy scam. 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:29.880 Yeah, and it's like like won't we won't see something 0:08:29.920 --> 0:08:31.520 like that in a very long time. And then that 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:34.120 just made me think about like so much shit and 0:08:34.160 --> 0:08:36.640 how like there are so many scams happening right now 0:08:36.760 --> 0:08:39.800 that like we're not even like understanding that her scamming. 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:43.200 There's a crazy one I saw somebody talking about. But 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:45.719 before I say that, that's what I'm saying is like, 0:08:45.760 --> 0:08:47.720 you leave a woman in the kitchen, you'll be amazed. 0:08:47.760 --> 0:08:50.400 But she comes up with because she later came out 0:08:50.440 --> 0:08:53.040 and said that she was in the kitchen cooking, and 0:08:53.040 --> 0:08:54.080 then she had that idea. 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:55.280 No, she didn't, she. 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:55.760 Did, she did. 0:08:55.840 --> 0:08:57.840 She got on her ID story and then she also 0:08:58.000 --> 0:09:01.520 sent me a Hello Fresh link because she was like, 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:04.160 I'm cooking this. And then I came up with this idea, 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:07.360 you should sign up for HelloFresh. 0:09:06.720 --> 0:09:09.600 And then you'll be amazing. You're being scammed. 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:10.400 I signed up. 0:09:10.440 --> 0:09:14.559 I have eighteen hundred meals for this year, So you gave. 0:09:14.440 --> 0:09:17.160 Her like what is eighteen hundred times twenty dollars, like 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:18.600 forty thousand dollars. 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:24.599 Well, I'm gonna be eating good, So that's a positive 0:09:24.480 --> 0:09:24.680 of it. 0:09:24.800 --> 0:09:29.160 I don't know. I don't know, the one caveat to 0:09:29.280 --> 0:09:31.240 her scam, which I don't know if she didn't read 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:33.120 the fine print or not, but I was looking through 0:09:33.200 --> 0:09:35.400 and then the fine print it says that it's twenty 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:38.160 dollars Amazon gift cards, but like you can get a 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:39.120 lot of shit with twenty dollars. 0:09:39.200 --> 0:09:41.600 Yeah, you can literally like supply your whole house with 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:42.400 new furniture. 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:42.800 Yeah. 0:09:42.800 --> 0:09:46.080 Also Amazon has everything now, like you can literally live 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:48.600 a very She could literally get an iPad off of 0:09:48.640 --> 0:09:50.839 their get a few iPads, sell them. 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:52.880 Yeah, and you know your money. You know it's hilarious 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:55.319 is after going through a Twitter I realized after she 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:58.040 scammed all these dudes, she'd kept this scam and the 0:09:58.160 --> 0:10:00.800 lie and the fraud up and was like, all right, 0:10:00.840 --> 0:10:04.360 we found our bull and like like posted this man 0:10:04.440 --> 0:10:07.040 and her together and it's obviously like fake photos of 0:10:07.040 --> 0:10:09.400 this girl that she just screenshot on off of somebody's 0:10:09.640 --> 0:10:12.679 Instagram account and like it's her with her boyfriend or something, 0:10:13.200 --> 0:10:15.160 and yeah, it's it was. 0:10:15.240 --> 0:10:16.800 It's also so funny because what are you gonna do 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:19.240 go to small claims court and explain that to a judge. 0:10:19.320 --> 0:10:21.480 Like Okay, so this might sound crazy, but my mom 0:10:21.559 --> 0:10:23.280 my wife agreed that I could have sex with this 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:27.920 really young, like gorgeous girl, but she stole thirty dollars 0:10:27.920 --> 0:10:28.240 from me. 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:30.160 Also like like the. 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:32.880 Judge's gonna be like, okay, like why are you here. 0:10:33.120 --> 0:10:35.400 I used to run a scam in high school where 0:10:35.400 --> 0:10:37.160 we would scam Starbucks. 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:38.400 Ooh yeah. 0:10:38.800 --> 0:10:41.320 So basically we would go in, we would order something. 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:42.880 Oh, and then just steal it off the table. 0:10:42.960 --> 0:10:45.319 Well, you'd wait and then they would put it out, 0:10:45.320 --> 0:10:46.959 they'd say the name, and then your friend would come 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:48.360 and take it. And then you would go up and 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:51.600 be like, someone stole my drink and they'd be like, oh, 0:10:51.720 --> 0:10:54.679 we're sorry, here's a gift card and we'll make another drink. 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:58.960 Damn, damn, that's a scam. I was gonna ask if 0:10:59.040 --> 0:11:02.079 y'all had any scam growing up, because I tried a few, 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:03.480 but like nothing really stuck. 0:11:03.600 --> 0:11:05.120 I had a scam, but we're just gonna have to 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:06.000 bleep my mouth and. 0:11:06.120 --> 0:11:11.040 Like, actually it was it was, Oh wait, actually I 0:11:11.080 --> 0:11:15.040 do have a really good scam. But it was when 0:11:15.040 --> 0:11:17.600 we were on tour there was somebody who will not 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:22.040 be named, who was literally sexually harassing the fuck out 0:11:22.040 --> 0:11:25.960 of me. Also, fun fact, this same person I became 0:11:26.000 --> 0:11:28.760 friends with them because I might have said this story already, 0:11:28.960 --> 0:11:32.200 but anyway, the same person I met when I was 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:34.960 really young online because they were a hairy Styles fan 0:11:35.040 --> 0:11:38.199 and was this like cute guy and obviously we all 0:11:38.200 --> 0:11:40.320 assumed he was gay because he would literally be on 0:11:40.480 --> 0:11:42.920 the line being like, oh, I want to fucking chogrys 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:44.959 like so we were like, okay. 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:48.240 P Like he thought he was scamming, that's the thing. 0:11:48.320 --> 0:11:50.360 Yeah, he thought he was scamming, and we were like, pro, 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:52.199 you're one of the girls. No, but he did scam 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:53.880 the fucking of me. But I scammed it back later on. 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:56.000 Anyway, No, tell them how, tell them how. 0:11:56.240 --> 0:11:57.760 I have to start at the beginning because I think 0:11:57.760 --> 0:11:59.600 I told you this, but like I don't remember. But 0:11:59.640 --> 0:12:02.679 this part just funny because like I didn't realize this 0:12:02.760 --> 0:12:05.160 until he started sexually harassing me. But me and him 0:12:05.200 --> 0:12:08.240 became pretty close. We were like tight friends. I thought 0:12:08.240 --> 0:12:10.400 he was gay. The way we interacted was so like 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:12.000 I'd be like blah blah blah and he'd be like yes, 0:12:12.160 --> 0:12:14.560 per so I'm like okay, yeah, like whatever. Never talked 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:17.439 about girls, never flirted with me. It was very plato. 0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:20.200 I was like, Okay, this is a safe space. I 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:22.920 thought I just had like a gay homie online. And 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:25.520 then at the same time, like while we're friends, there 0:12:25.600 --> 0:12:27.280 was this guy who had a really big crush on 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:29.880 and me and him were being like nasty fucking teenagers 0:12:29.920 --> 0:12:31.800 online and I was like, I think I'm gonna send 0:12:31.880 --> 0:12:33.760 him a nude, but like, I'm scared to I've never 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:37.320 sent a nude. And this kid literally, we'll just call 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:42.600 him fucking Xavier. This kid Xavier literally was like, oh, like. 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:46.520 Where I don't know. It's like the most Like why 0:12:46.559 --> 0:12:47.800 not John Doe. 0:12:48.679 --> 0:12:50.720 Okay, we'll call it fucking John. Okay. 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:53.120 I only said Xavier because the first day I thought 0:12:53.120 --> 0:12:55.160 of we know somebody with that name, and then I 0:12:55.200 --> 0:12:58.000 was like, I'm not gonna say that name. And it 0:12:58.040 --> 0:13:03.560 was the closest one in the alphabet, so so John, 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:06.640 he was like, oh, just like send me the nude 0:13:06.640 --> 0:13:08.400 first and I'll tell you if it's like good enough 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:09.120 to send to him. 0:13:09.280 --> 0:13:10.480 So I sent this. 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:13.000 Kid a picture of my fucking boobs at the age 0:13:13.000 --> 0:13:15.160 of like I was like fifteen. I sent him a 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:18.679 picture of my boobs and he was like, oh, IMG, 0:13:18.920 --> 0:13:20.480 like you look so fucking hot. 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:23.240 Gread queen you're eating boots, queenie Bee. 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:25.600 He kept it out to you, like girl, you look 0:13:25.720 --> 0:13:28.960 so fucking good, like, oh my god, you're serving boots 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:30.880 like whatever. And I'm like, oh my god, okay, fine, 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:34.480 and like whatever. So that passed. Time goes on. I 0:13:34.679 --> 0:13:37.120 joined this tour. John is on the tour, and at 0:13:37.120 --> 0:13:38.520 first I'm like, oh my god, that's so fun. I 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:41.480 get to meet my longtime mutual who I'm friends with. 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:45.000 He starts getting like really flirtatious when he finds out 0:13:45.040 --> 0:13:47.840 I'm getting on the tour, and I was like whoa. 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:49.360 And then I hadn't been. 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:50.960 On his Twitter for a long time because we kind 0:13:50.960 --> 0:13:53.400 of like separated by that time because I joined the 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:55.320 tour when I was like sixteen seventeen, so like a 0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:59.320 year had passed, and i go on his Twitter and 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:03.320 he has a girlfriend and I'm like, oh, oh my god. 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:05.760 And I start connecting the dots. I'm like, oh my god. 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:08.960 This motherfucker got nudes out of me and I fully 0:14:08.960 --> 0:14:09.760 thought he was gay. 0:14:10.120 --> 0:14:11.800 So time goes on tour. 0:14:12.920 --> 0:14:15.280 I somehow never really see him while. 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:17.600 We're on tour because he was a fucking freak. He 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:20.160 was so isolated and he was. 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:20.760 Such a freak. 0:14:20.800 --> 0:14:23.680 He was such a perver and like not in a lipweight, 0:14:23.760 --> 0:14:25.920 he was a fucking perv like. 0:14:25.840 --> 0:14:28.480 Lips like your pervy uncle, like can be kind of 0:14:28.520 --> 0:14:29.840 lit sometimes. 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:41.040 I'm kidding, but he like, hello, are you okay? You're hiding? 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:45.080 So I somehow avoid him, but he keeps sending me 0:14:45.120 --> 0:14:48.320 like very sexual messages, like the whole time I'm on tour. 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:50.520 I'm ignoring them because I'm also like, you have a girlfriend, 0:14:50.520 --> 0:14:52.280 like you are so weird, I'm not getting involved in this. 0:14:53.000 --> 0:14:56.440 Also, you scammed or he scammed you, dude. 0:14:56.200 --> 0:14:58.360 Which I never confronted him about, but whatever. 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:01.280 I was just like all that by bygones, like, bitch, 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:02.840 I'll take my l to like I'll take it to 0:15:02.880 --> 0:15:06.880 the chin, like whatever you all the time when I 0:15:06.960 --> 0:15:09.760 was younger, yes, but by this time I was like girl, like. 0:15:11.160 --> 0:15:14.880 Bitch, you like literally tweet that I want to see 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:17.640 what he looks like right now because I know he 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:20.560 aged horrible because he was also. 0:15:20.360 --> 0:15:22.200 Like one of those like I'm not going to give 0:15:22.240 --> 0:15:25.400 any details into who he is, but just know he 0:15:25.480 --> 0:15:26.800 was like an emo scene team. 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:29.840 Yeah, so like that was like but I actually thought 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:31.400 he was cute, but I was never attracted to. 0:15:31.400 --> 0:15:33.720 Him because I was also just like in my head, 0:15:33.720 --> 0:15:35.840 I had it so solidified that he didn't like women, 0:15:35.960 --> 0:15:37.640 so like there was no room for my brain to 0:15:37.680 --> 0:15:40.600 even go there. Yeah, but I'm walking down the hall 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:42.200 one day he opens the door. 0:15:42.560 --> 0:15:44.840 Also, mind you, he can't. Every weekend he'd be like. 0:15:44.840 --> 0:15:46.160 Come to my room, come to my room, come to 0:15:46.160 --> 0:15:48.000 my room, like on snapchat, and I'm like, leave me 0:15:48.000 --> 0:15:50.760 the fuck alone. One day, he somehow catches me walking 0:15:50.760 --> 0:15:52.680 down the hallway to my hotel room and he comes 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:54.760 out and he's like, you want to come inside. I'm 0:15:54.760 --> 0:15:57.200 like no, and he's like, why don't you just come in? 0:15:57.280 --> 0:15:58.640 It's just me and here, and I'm like that's why 0:15:58.680 --> 0:16:01.160 I'm not calling in, and then I literally turned to 0:16:01.200 --> 0:16:02.800 keep walking. He proceeded he. 0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:05.240 Was stalking you. 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:07.800 I proceed to go hang out with our other friends 0:16:07.840 --> 0:16:10.840 and he starts like snapchatting me, and I explained to 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:12.960 the friends of ours what was happening at the time, 0:16:12.960 --> 0:16:15.160 and they were like, okay, start replying to him, and 0:16:15.160 --> 0:16:16.640 we're gonna take fucking pictures. 0:16:16.760 --> 0:16:18.520 So I would reply and be like, what do you want? 0:16:18.760 --> 0:16:22.080 He started asking me, mind you, we are all fucking miners. 0:16:22.320 --> 0:16:26.360 He starts literally trying to solicit sex for money from me. 0:16:26.560 --> 0:16:28.760 He's like, if you come into my room and give 0:16:28.800 --> 0:16:30.920 me head, I will give you one hundred and fifty dollars. 0:16:31.000 --> 0:16:37.480 Also no offense, okay, me. 0:16:37.520 --> 0:16:40.160 Having never given a head like before my life. Low 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:43.040 key like at face value, that is what it would cost. 0:16:44.480 --> 0:16:47.480 But I was like, what the fuck it, We're taking 0:16:47.520 --> 0:16:48.000 pictures of it. 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:50.000 And then I was like, I remember I sent him 0:16:50.000 --> 0:16:51.280 a picture of my ID and I was like, let 0:16:51.280 --> 0:16:53.320 me know if this matches your girlfriend's ID, because I 0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:55.240 think you might be messaging the wrong account, and like 0:16:55.400 --> 0:16:57.400 we're just trolling him back and forth, and then he 0:16:57.480 --> 0:16:59.240 won't stop, and I was like, Hey, just want to 0:16:59.320 --> 0:17:00.960 let you know. I have pictures of all of this, 0:17:01.000 --> 0:17:02.480 and if you don't just send me one hundred and 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:04.639 fifty dollars, I'm gonna fucking post it on Twitter. And 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:06.600 then he freaked the fuck out and sent me money. 0:17:06.640 --> 0:17:09.840 And then our other homegirls on tour did the same 0:17:09.920 --> 0:17:12.760 scam because the word got around and we all were like, dude, 0:17:12.760 --> 0:17:14.080 he's been doing that to all of us. 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:15.840 So he was sexually harassing. 0:17:15.520 --> 0:17:18.919 Every girl, every girl on the tour and everybody like 0:17:19.400 --> 0:17:22.120 one of our homegirls, literally without our knowledge, was doing 0:17:22.160 --> 0:17:22.920 the same thing to. 0:17:22.920 --> 0:17:28.000 Him that night and sent him pictures of other nude girls. Yeah, 0:17:28.280 --> 0:17:31.320 like she googled up hot nude girl and sent it 0:17:31.320 --> 0:17:33.480 to him, and he sent her like two hundred dollars 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:34.240 over like he. 0:17:34.320 --> 0:17:36.040 Believed it was her mind you Like she sent like 0:17:36.080 --> 0:17:38.440 a tatted up girl too, and like this girl did 0:17:38.480 --> 0:17:42.440 not have tattoos. But yeah, that's probably my best scam. 0:17:42.240 --> 0:17:43.840 Is I funness of life. 0:17:43.880 --> 0:17:45.720 I got one hundred and fifty dollars and then our 0:17:46.400 --> 0:17:48.840 we should literally still went and posted all of it 0:17:48.880 --> 0:17:51.200 because he was like, no, literally he doesn't get He 0:17:51.320 --> 0:17:54.719 not only deserves to reap the financial consequence of that, 0:17:55.080 --> 0:17:57.320 but he I just found out he was harassing all 0:17:57.320 --> 0:17:59.480 of y'all. No, he's not getting away with it, and 0:17:59.480 --> 0:18:02.040 he tweeted and then the fucking manager from the tour 0:18:02.359 --> 0:18:05.000 actually pulled me aside and started to yell at me 0:18:05.040 --> 0:18:06.880 and was like, I can't believe you did that to him, 0:18:06.880 --> 0:18:08.399 Like why wouldn't you just say something to me? 0:18:08.440 --> 0:18:10.680 And I was like, do you see how you're reacting 0:18:10.920 --> 0:18:11.560 to this right now? 0:18:11.600 --> 0:18:14.440 Like, oh he ar that manager was literally the worst 0:18:14.440 --> 0:18:16.840 person he ever so. 0:18:16.840 --> 0:18:18.840 He was like, why are you throwing my boy under 0:18:18.880 --> 0:18:20.400 the bus? Like can we live? 0:18:21.480 --> 0:18:24.600 There are so many stories, so many evil, wicked things 0:18:24.680 --> 0:18:28.959 that happened that, like he sued people before, so I 0:18:29.000 --> 0:18:33.960 can't talk about it, but like, dude, like creepy shit, 0:18:34.040 --> 0:18:38.200 I'll just say one thing that happened to me with him. Oh, 0:18:38.240 --> 0:18:42.280 but I know I like, was I turned seventeen on 0:18:42.320 --> 0:18:45.280 the tour, Like, and I was away on tour when 0:18:45.280 --> 0:18:49.000 I was seventeen years old and he got me a 0:18:49.080 --> 0:18:50.959 gift and I was like, oh, that's like really sweet, 0:18:51.040 --> 0:18:52.920 like thank you for the gift. Do you know what 0:18:53.040 --> 0:18:57.560 he got me? He got me boxer briefs Calvin Klein 0:18:57.640 --> 0:19:02.640 boxer briefs, which like isn't in inherently weird, but don't 0:19:02.720 --> 0:19:05.960 get a seventeen year old fucking underwear. 0:19:05.400 --> 0:19:08.919 For his especially when you have the weirdest relationships with 0:19:09.080 --> 0:19:10.200 other young people. 0:19:10.280 --> 0:19:12.560 Yeah, tour like he would also be like, oh, he's 0:19:12.600 --> 0:19:14.960 like Drew, you're like the sassy one, Like you're so 0:19:15.040 --> 0:19:17.359 sassy and like you're so quick at the mouth and 0:19:17.400 --> 0:19:20.800 you're sassy, Like I just love your sassy nature, which 0:19:20.840 --> 0:19:21.960 is him hate crime at me. 0:19:22.960 --> 0:19:26.959 Literally, he was like, you're just so like crazy and 0:19:27.040 --> 0:19:28.159 like weird. 0:19:27.960 --> 0:19:31.840 You're crapy, you're weird and not normal. And then one 0:19:31.840 --> 0:19:36.000 time I got into his car and actually we were both. 0:19:35.760 --> 0:19:36.800 In the car when this happened. 0:19:36.840 --> 0:19:39.439 I think, no, no, no. He was taking me to 0:19:39.480 --> 0:19:41.840 the airport and I got into the car, and you 0:19:41.880 --> 0:19:45.639 know how like on some cars, like your phone automatically 0:19:45.680 --> 0:19:48.480 connects to Bluetooth. Where he was sitting in the driver's seat, 0:19:48.520 --> 0:19:49.480 and then he was like, oh fuck, I have to 0:19:49.480 --> 0:19:51.600 go check out of the y'all's rooms because we stayed 0:19:51.600 --> 0:19:54.000 back an extra day. And he went and checked out 0:19:54.000 --> 0:19:56.080 of our or checked us out of our rooms because 0:19:56.119 --> 0:19:58.879 we were not old enough to do it. And he 0:19:59.000 --> 0:20:02.280 left the car and his phone was still connected to Bluetooth. 0:20:02.600 --> 0:20:05.160 And then I look at the screen on the car, 0:20:05.680 --> 0:20:09.520 and on the screen it's like the nastiest, grossest porn 0:20:09.600 --> 0:20:12.639 title I've ever seen, like in it's like ex videos, 0:20:12.680 --> 0:20:15.080 Like I don't even want to say the title, but 0:20:15.160 --> 0:20:18.439 it was like naughty, naughty, nasty, gross shit. And I 0:20:18.600 --> 0:20:20.560 was screaming, laughing. 0:20:20.720 --> 0:20:24.400 I thought you were gonna say the Dropbox story, Oh, 0:20:24.880 --> 0:20:26.679 draw is the Dropbox story d. 0:20:28.280 --> 0:20:33.080 Incriminating? Crazy? Also the fact that like we. 0:20:32.960 --> 0:20:38.280 Fucking allegedly allegedly. Everything I've said is allegedly allegedly allegedly. 0:20:38.560 --> 0:20:41.080 None of this actually happened. I'm making all of this up. 0:20:41.119 --> 0:20:42.680 This is all allegedly and nothing. 0:20:43.000 --> 0:20:46.159 Writing this for like a really funny skit story, just 0:20:46.200 --> 0:20:48.040 hoping somebody will just make skits out. 0:20:47.920 --> 0:20:48.800 Of these jokes for me. 0:20:48.960 --> 0:20:52.199 Yeah. So the Drawbox story is I had like a 0:20:52.240 --> 0:20:54.400 brand deal. I don't even know how the how old 0:20:54.400 --> 0:20:57.199 I was. I was probably sixteen or seventeen. It was 0:20:57.200 --> 0:21:00.000 near the end of the tour. Maybe maybe I was eight. 0:21:00.280 --> 0:21:04.040 I don't know, but I no. 0:21:03.840 --> 0:21:08.080 Matter what age you are, the HR violation, Yeah, that ensued, 0:21:08.680 --> 0:21:09.320 and I think. 0:21:09.160 --> 0:21:11.040 It was on purpose. Older I get the more I'm 0:21:11.080 --> 0:21:12.800 like this, you don't. 0:21:12.640 --> 0:21:14.800 Do that and not know that that's on there also 0:21:14.920 --> 0:21:17.199 like okay, just keep going because it's so funny. 0:21:17.320 --> 0:21:19.560 So I had to like do a brand deal. It 0:21:19.600 --> 0:21:21.399 was like my first brand deal, and I had no 0:21:21.480 --> 0:21:23.719 idea like what the fuck I was doing, and like 0:21:24.119 --> 0:21:28.200 I needed to like upload the footage to my email, 0:21:28.280 --> 0:21:30.399 but the video file was too big, So like I 0:21:30.480 --> 0:21:33.720 text my manager and I was like, hey, I need 0:21:33.760 --> 0:21:36.200 to like I need to know how to upload a 0:21:36.280 --> 0:21:37.840 video I had like no money at the time, so 0:21:37.880 --> 0:21:40.880 I couldn't get my own dropbox and like file share 0:21:41.040 --> 0:21:43.440 whatever that website is wasn't working, so he was like, oh, 0:21:43.640 --> 0:21:48.879 we just used my dropbox, so like I'm like, oh cool. 0:21:48.960 --> 0:21:50.520 So I'm like trying to figure out how to use 0:21:50.600 --> 0:21:53.280 dropbox and like I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. 0:21:53.359 --> 0:21:56.480 So I'm like like uploading the video and then like 0:21:56.600 --> 0:21:59.520 I noticed that there are files on there, and like 0:22:01.119 --> 0:22:04.120 I'm a snooper, like I snooped, Like, don't give. 0:22:03.960 --> 0:22:05.919 Me anything any person would have done this. 0:22:05.960 --> 0:22:08.719 Like don't give me anything with personal information on it, 0:22:08.760 --> 0:22:11.480 because like I will find out what pills you're taking 0:22:11.480 --> 0:22:13.040 and know if I can get high on them, Like 0:22:13.560 --> 0:22:15.760 I will find out your tax history if it's in 0:22:15.800 --> 0:22:17.320 a drawer in your house. Like don't let me in 0:22:17.359 --> 0:22:20.199 your house because I'm a snooper. Especially don't let me 0:22:20.200 --> 0:22:22.080 in your drop box if you got this shit on there. 0:22:22.520 --> 0:22:25.879 So I like am going through the drop box and 0:22:25.920 --> 0:22:28.040 like there's just a bunch of inconspicuous shit, like how 0:22:28.119 --> 0:22:32.040 much he's paying people like whatever, like his like payouts 0:22:32.080 --> 0:22:34.119 for other people, and I'm like, ooh, this is fun, 0:22:34.280 --> 0:22:36.160 Like this is fun. Seeing how much we're all getting paid. 0:22:36.400 --> 0:22:38.840 So it was crazy because that was like the beginning 0:22:38.880 --> 0:22:42.560 of the end because discrepans also also to like clarify 0:22:42.600 --> 0:22:44.840 for anybody who doesn't know, we were on this tour 0:22:45.119 --> 0:22:47.199 like a social media tour right at the beginning of 0:22:47.280 --> 0:22:49.840 like that era of that style of. 0:22:50.000 --> 0:22:53.480 Like b or Ce list mag cons. Yeah, like that's 0:22:53.520 --> 0:22:54.000 what it was. 0:22:54.320 --> 0:22:56.280 So it was like that era. 0:22:56.680 --> 0:22:59.520 Like I think this era too, the magcn like series 0:22:59.560 --> 0:23:01.159 has come out, and that was kind of the start 0:23:01.160 --> 0:23:04.280 of it. That like when Cameron not Cameron Dallas, the 0:23:04.320 --> 0:23:07.800 other the really gross one, the like tailor something like 0:23:07.840 --> 0:23:10.560 the one sucks, he was like, where was my per 0:23:10.720 --> 0:23:11.800 dim And we. 0:23:11.560 --> 0:23:14.240 Were all like, wait, let me google. 0:23:15.600 --> 0:23:18.200 And then we found out because we weren't being paid, 0:23:18.240 --> 0:23:20.280 like some people were being paid on tour, which we 0:23:20.400 --> 0:23:23.520 had no idea about until this, Yeah, but like none 0:23:23.560 --> 0:23:25.040 of us were being paid, and we were all like, oh, 0:23:25.080 --> 0:23:27.199 this is just for like so we can see our 0:23:27.240 --> 0:23:31.000 fucking friends and like actually explore the world. 0:23:30.720 --> 0:23:33.040 In a very small way because he'd be like, we're 0:23:33.040 --> 0:23:35.119 going to La but we're like in touring, stuck in 0:23:35.160 --> 0:23:36.840 a hotel with like no uber It's. 0:23:36.760 --> 0:23:39.920 Like a landlog and we didn't have money for uber 0:23:40.440 --> 0:23:42.480 and like there was no pul for money. 0:23:42.240 --> 0:23:48.400 And he'd be like, no, yeah, but that's what we're 0:23:48.440 --> 0:23:50.320 talking about, and we weren't being paid. And then you 0:23:50.400 --> 0:23:51.359 found all that out. 0:23:51.440 --> 0:23:54.560 Yeah, oh, like I want to see like more shit, 0:23:54.640 --> 0:23:57.320 like there must be good ship in here. And then 0:23:57.760 --> 0:24:00.919 I stumbled upon a folder that was one of the 0:24:00.920 --> 0:24:03.480 most horrifying things in my life. And I'm not gonna 0:24:03.480 --> 0:24:06.960 speak about that because like that's not chill. But then 0:24:07.119 --> 0:24:07.400 I know. 0:24:07.359 --> 0:24:08.080 That's what I was gonna say. 0:24:08.080 --> 0:24:09.359 I was gonna say, you can't mention one of the 0:24:09.400 --> 0:24:13.400 things because it was so fucking weird, and like literally, 0:24:13.440 --> 0:24:15.879 I hope this person has sued this person. Yeah whatever. 0:24:16.520 --> 0:24:21.199 But then I scroll a little more and I like 0:24:21.520 --> 0:24:26.639 find another folder and in the folder are a bunch 0:24:26.680 --> 0:24:29.320 of nudes and I'm like, oh, like this is interesting, 0:24:29.560 --> 0:24:32.760 Like what is this all about? And like I look 0:24:33.440 --> 0:24:39.520 and I see it just a lot of wicked, weird shit, 0:24:39.720 --> 0:24:42.919 and like I've never shut my laptop faster and I 0:24:42.960 --> 0:24:45.239 wish I downloaded all that shit to my computer. If 0:24:45.240 --> 0:24:48.560 I knew how to, I would have, but like, oh yeah, 0:24:48.600 --> 0:24:50.400 I And that. 0:24:50.520 --> 0:24:52.760 Was like when Drew when we all saw Drew the 0:24:52.800 --> 0:24:55.119 next stop. He was like, y'all need to see this, 0:24:55.240 --> 0:24:57.360 and we all like gathered around the computer like all 0:24:57.400 --> 0:25:00.399 those like literally kids just like looking. I mean, like 0:25:00.600 --> 0:25:02.480 what And at this point we all fucking hated him 0:25:02.560 --> 0:25:04.280 because you told us about the money thing and we 0:25:04.280 --> 0:25:07.040 were like, oh, word, like now we know how much 0:25:07.080 --> 0:25:09.640 money he's making us, or how much money he's making 0:25:09.680 --> 0:25:11.919 he's never paid us. Then we started finding out that 0:25:12.040 --> 0:25:14.280 like we never got. 0:25:14.080 --> 0:25:15.960 Paid for a single shot paid. 0:25:15.840 --> 0:25:17.600 And the way he would like back it up like 0:25:17.760 --> 0:25:19.359 morally is that he was like. 0:25:19.480 --> 0:25:21.280 He would always. One time he literally tweeted a. 0:25:21.240 --> 0:25:23.719 Bunch of screenshots of him paypaling me for brand deals, 0:25:23.880 --> 0:25:27.200 which I never saw the contracts of, Like I never 0:25:27.880 --> 0:25:30.479 we never saw contracts, We never saw anything. He'd be like, Oh, 0:25:30.480 --> 0:25:33.000 this company wants to give you like a thousand dollars 0:25:33.040 --> 0:25:34.760 for this or like this company, like I think the 0:25:34.760 --> 0:25:37.439 biggest one was like, uh when my YouTube was like 0:25:37.480 --> 0:25:39.800 at its height, they were like, oh, this company wants 0:25:39.800 --> 0:25:40.840 to give you five thousand dollars. 0:25:40.920 --> 0:25:42.520 I was literally a senior in high school. 0:25:42.240 --> 0:25:44.320 And I was like, holy shit, I'm gonna literally get my 0:25:44.400 --> 0:25:45.680 parents house rich. 0:25:46.080 --> 0:25:46.640 I'm rich. 0:25:47.080 --> 0:25:49.000 And then as I got older, I thought about it. 0:25:49.040 --> 0:25:50.520 I was like, at that time, my videos were getting 0:25:50.560 --> 0:25:51.960 a million views each and. 0:25:51.880 --> 0:25:53.440 Then I was like, oh my god. 0:25:53.520 --> 0:25:55.960 I never saw the contracts, so he would just pick 0:25:56.000 --> 0:25:58.880 and choose amounts and like he would like we got 0:25:58.920 --> 0:26:01.560 maybe each like four brand deals from him over the 0:26:01.640 --> 0:26:03.520 like four years of working from him, And. 0:26:03.560 --> 0:26:05.359 One of one of the brand deals I got was 0:26:05.400 --> 0:26:08.560 a song pop brand deal. And there are people still 0:26:08.600 --> 0:26:12.639 playing against my bot AI song Pops like account and 0:26:12.680 --> 0:26:14.960 they'll like post it and be like, oh my gosh, Drew, 0:26:15.040 --> 0:26:16.880 like you're doing so good and they probably think we're 0:26:16.880 --> 0:26:20.000 like best friends forever, but like, no, it's not me, 0:26:20.280 --> 0:26:23.720 like if they made a AI bot that was me 0:26:24.320 --> 0:26:25.440 on song Pop two. 0:26:26.800 --> 0:26:29.119 But yeah, he would like that was his way of 0:26:29.240 --> 0:26:31.920 like anytime we would be like, hey, you're not paying us, 0:26:31.960 --> 0:26:33.639 he'd be like, are. 0:26:33.520 --> 0:26:37.080 You not fucking happy? And yeah, I'm like happy, but 0:26:37.160 --> 0:26:38.320 like and not really. 0:26:38.640 --> 0:26:40.040 He was like, well, we can just stop the tour 0:26:40.119 --> 0:26:41.520 now if you want to be paid, because like and 0:26:41.560 --> 0:26:43.240 you'll never see your friends again. And he would like 0:26:43.320 --> 0:26:45.320 hold our like friendships. 0:26:44.880 --> 0:26:47.399 With each Charley textas that once, like I in the 0:26:47.520 --> 0:26:49.520 big group chat was like I don't think I can 0:26:49.640 --> 0:26:51.639 keep doing this because we found out some people were 0:26:51.680 --> 0:26:54.119 getting paid and the amounts they were getting paid was 0:26:54.320 --> 0:26:55.240 fucking insane. 0:26:55.280 --> 0:26:57.680 So we were like, so we were selling more tickets 0:26:57.680 --> 0:27:00.000 than everybody. Me and Enya we had like a ticket 0:27:00.119 --> 0:27:02.800 passed together, and near the end of the tour, we 0:27:02.800 --> 0:27:05.360 were selling like a shit ton of tickets and we 0:27:05.359 --> 0:27:08.000 were seeing no money and the only way we got 0:27:08.000 --> 0:27:10.800 paid was through merch sales at the shows. 0:27:10.960 --> 0:27:13.600 Even that he would be like, oh my god, guys, 0:27:13.600 --> 0:27:15.840 you sold three hundred hoodies. 0:27:16.040 --> 0:27:20.320 Congrats, here's fifty dollars said, we'd be like, oh my god, yeah, 0:27:20.840 --> 0:27:22.080 and then as we got older. 0:27:21.880 --> 0:27:24.199 We were like, wait a second, each hoodie is like 0:27:24.240 --> 0:27:24.959 fifty dollars. 0:27:25.480 --> 0:27:26.720 Only get fifty dollars. 0:27:26.760 --> 0:27:28.879 But yeah, we had friends on tour who literally like 0:27:29.359 --> 0:27:33.479 had crazy merch sales and saw nothing of it. Like 0:27:33.800 --> 0:27:37.800 we all were ending up leaving the tour because we 0:27:37.840 --> 0:27:40.560 started to realize how much money he was making because 0:27:40.640 --> 0:27:42.359 when we were kids when we first joined it, like, 0:27:42.560 --> 0:27:44.199 I don't even think I ever looked at the ticket 0:27:44.560 --> 0:27:46.960 like how much tickets costed, because I was just like, oh, 0:27:47.000 --> 0:27:48.439 this is a fun thing to see my friends, and 0:27:48.440 --> 0:27:50.399 I get to meet followers, Like I never thought that 0:27:50.560 --> 0:27:52.160 would be like a thing I get to do. 0:27:52.280 --> 0:27:54.080 And then as time went on and as we got older, 0:27:54.119 --> 0:27:54.640 we were like. 0:27:54.760 --> 0:27:58.439 Wait a second, these tickets are like incredibly expensive. 0:27:58.520 --> 0:28:02.800 Yeah, like thousand dollars ticket packages, like crazy, insane. 0:28:02.920 --> 0:28:05.000 Also, like he would work us to the fucking bone 0:28:05.000 --> 0:28:07.359 because we would land on a Friday after school, so 0:28:07.400 --> 0:28:10.440 we would I would leave school, go straight to the airport. 0:28:10.640 --> 0:28:13.080 Land have to get to the airport, get an uber 0:28:13.119 --> 0:28:15.080 on my own dime. Like it was crazy, Like I 0:28:15.119 --> 0:28:17.160 would have to get myself an uber. Also, he would 0:28:17.160 --> 0:28:19.240 put us on Spirit flights all the time. 0:28:19.040 --> 0:28:24.160 And his nasty, stinky, fucking decrepit, gross, rotten, disgusting, evil 0:28:24.240 --> 0:28:26.640 dog would sit first class with him on the pack 0:28:26.800 --> 0:28:28.920 he would get, and he put us in the back 0:28:29.080 --> 0:28:32.080 on Spirit where my iPhone couldn't even fucking sit on 0:28:32.119 --> 0:28:35.080 the table, and my ass would literally fall off on 0:28:35.119 --> 0:28:38.240 these goddamn flights because I'm sitting on fucking cardboard next 0:28:38.240 --> 0:28:43.480 to like, oh my god, getting angry again, dude, It's crazy. Also, 0:28:43.560 --> 0:28:46.920 he held this hostage with drugs, like he would literally 0:28:47.000 --> 0:28:50.560 like get us high and then like we would be like, oh, 0:28:50.600 --> 0:28:52.600 if we go away we get high like it was. 0:28:52.640 --> 0:28:52.840 It was. 0:28:53.000 --> 0:28:54.760 It was like literally, if I go away, I can 0:28:54.800 --> 0:28:57.080 have like any substance. 0:28:56.800 --> 0:29:00.800 Game killers, like pain killers, muscle relaxers. We'd like it. 0:29:00.720 --> 0:29:04.120 Was alcohol like everything on it as a child, like 0:29:04.160 --> 0:29:07.200 you could have because this fucking crazy man. Also he 0:29:07.240 --> 0:29:10.080 would put us on like the craziest like I just 0:29:10.160 --> 0:29:13.720 went to Atlanta for the first time, like actually leaving 0:29:13.760 --> 0:29:17.000 the airport. I have been in the Atlanta airport eight 0:29:17.120 --> 0:29:19.280 million times. Because not only when he put us on 0:29:19.360 --> 0:29:22.280 Spirit flights, but we'd be going to like New York 0:29:22.760 --> 0:29:24.640 and he would be like, okay, here's like a double 0:29:24.680 --> 0:29:27.160 stop flight from Miami to New York. That's only a 0:29:27.200 --> 0:29:29.200 three hour flight, and it would become like a five 0:29:29.240 --> 0:29:31.360 hour excursion. We would land and then have to do 0:29:31.400 --> 0:29:33.440 a meet and greet like through the night. Then we 0:29:33.440 --> 0:29:36.200 would get fucked up and wake up like shaking, hungover 0:29:36.320 --> 0:29:41.200 because he fed us alcohol and drugs withdrawal withdrawals and 0:29:41.240 --> 0:29:43.200 meet like four hundred people, and then he'd be like, 0:29:43.240 --> 0:29:44.360 all right, now go. 0:29:44.280 --> 0:29:47.760 Home like we would have. It was. It was so crazy. 0:29:47.960 --> 0:29:51.520 And meanwhile, while all of this was going on, my 0:29:51.720 --> 0:29:54.640 mom like was very concerned about it all. She was 0:29:54.760 --> 0:29:57.280 like dude, like I don't know about this, Like I 0:29:57.320 --> 0:29:59.080 want you to be able to do your thing and 0:29:59.120 --> 0:30:02.600 like like be happy, but like something feels wrong about this, 0:30:02.720 --> 0:30:05.680 and like so she would be talking to this guy, 0:30:05.720 --> 0:30:07.840 the manager of it all, and he would just be 0:30:08.040 --> 0:30:11.800 blatantly lying to my mom about everything, and like, I 0:30:11.840 --> 0:30:14.360 don't know. It was just such a like such a 0:30:14.400 --> 0:30:19.280 bizarre experience and like I wouldn't trade it for the world. Literally, 0:30:19.320 --> 0:30:21.480 I'm not kidding. Like at the end of it all, 0:30:21.560 --> 0:30:24.200 like it was lit like we were fucked up, like 0:30:24.640 --> 0:30:26.760 we I don't know, it was. It was super psychic. 0:30:26.840 --> 0:30:28.360 That's like the one thing argument. 0:30:28.080 --> 0:30:31.760 Is I met like all of my literally you, Christian 0:30:31.880 --> 0:30:34.200 and Orian I all met through that, and you guys 0:30:34.200 --> 0:30:35.520 are like some of my main. 0:30:36.520 --> 0:30:38.640 Do you remember the first time we hung out like 0:30:38.960 --> 0:30:41.120 that was so sweet? That was so sweet. 0:30:41.400 --> 0:30:44.040 It was fucking awesome And there's a picture to commemorate it. 0:30:44.120 --> 0:30:48.840 Yeah we're yeah, but yeah, it was so crazy. And 0:30:48.880 --> 0:30:51.160 then like towards the end, I just started becoming like 0:30:51.200 --> 0:30:55.280 subordinate as fuck, Like I became literally a monster to 0:30:55.400 --> 0:30:58.360 him because I was so pissed. And one time in 0:30:58.400 --> 0:31:00.960 front of everybody, like you in the end because he 0:31:01.000 --> 0:31:03.000 was like refusing to pay us. 0:31:03.320 --> 0:31:03.680 Gross. 0:31:04.000 --> 0:31:06.560 He was like refusing to pay all of us. And 0:31:06.640 --> 0:31:09.600 we were sitting in the like the dining hall of 0:31:09.640 --> 0:31:12.600 this fucking hotel and we were having our lunch break, 0:31:12.680 --> 0:31:15.040 and he, in front of everybody, was trying to like 0:31:15.160 --> 0:31:19.040 clock me and like like literally just boss up on 0:31:19.080 --> 0:31:21.720 me to like show like I still have power, And 0:31:21.800 --> 0:31:23.600 in front of everybody, he was like talking to everybody 0:31:23.640 --> 0:31:26.120 about like posting links for the next weekend for tickets, 0:31:26.160 --> 0:31:28.200 and then he points me out and he goes, you 0:31:28.240 --> 0:31:31.880 haven't posted about like the shows in like weeks, like 0:31:31.920 --> 0:31:34.400 you're not doing your part. And I was like, I'm not. 0:31:34.920 --> 0:31:37.240 And I remember I said him. I was like, if 0:31:37.720 --> 0:31:39.800 a brand has to post for me, like pay for 0:31:39.880 --> 0:31:41.920 me to post a link, you need to pay me 0:31:42.360 --> 0:31:44.600 to post a fucking link if I'm gonna be selling 0:31:44.640 --> 0:31:46.880 tickets for you in front of everybody. And then he 0:31:46.960 --> 0:31:50.040 was like are you serious, Like are you trying to 0:31:50.040 --> 0:31:51.840 have this conversation with me right? Noah blah blah blah, 0:31:51.840 --> 0:31:53.960 and like I just ignored everything he said. I can't 0:31:53.960 --> 0:31:57.040 remember what he said because he was so fucking disgusting, 0:31:57.320 --> 0:31:58.920 and he was wearing a gray shirt and he was 0:31:59.000 --> 0:32:00.960 sweating through it, and he just looked so. 0:32:00.880 --> 0:32:02.880 Nasty, Like I have a picture of him in my 0:32:03.000 --> 0:32:05.680 head and when I think of him, that's the moment 0:32:05.680 --> 0:32:07.520 I think of him. When he had like beads of 0:32:07.720 --> 0:32:10.280 sweat going down his face and like he was all 0:32:10.440 --> 0:32:14.960 shiny and like had like just gross, like nasty old 0:32:15.080 --> 0:32:16.320 man hair like. 0:32:16.920 --> 0:32:18.840 And he was wearing a gray shirt and sweating through it. 0:32:18.880 --> 0:32:20.920 And I was like, I, literally in front of everybody, go, 0:32:21.440 --> 0:32:24.480 why are you always so fucking sweaty? Like you were 0:32:24.520 --> 0:32:27.720 always sweating through your goddamn clothes. It's fucking cold here. 0:32:28.040 --> 0:32:30.880 And then he was like, I have I have kidney stones. 0:32:30.920 --> 0:32:31.760 Don't talk to me like that. 0:32:31.800 --> 0:32:33.520 And I was like, he stormed up, does. 0:32:33.440 --> 0:32:34.680 Kidney stones have to do with it? 0:32:34.720 --> 0:32:37.320 And then he literally left the room and we just 0:32:37.360 --> 0:32:39.400 like ate and went back to meeting people, and I 0:32:39.480 --> 0:32:42.480 feel like it didn't happen, And yeah, I just became 0:32:42.560 --> 0:32:46.360 like so awful to him, and like in front of everybody, 0:32:46.360 --> 0:32:48.040 I would do all the time, Like one time he 0:32:48.080 --> 0:32:49.800 was trying to get on my ass again and I 0:32:49.880 --> 0:32:52.000 had found out that he bought like one of the people, 0:32:52.120 --> 0:32:55.840 one of his like minions, a bunch of YouTube equipment, 0:32:55.920 --> 0:32:57.560 and then I was like, you need to buy me 0:32:57.600 --> 0:32:59.880 a fucking ring light in a tripod and he was like, no, 0:33:00.120 --> 0:33:02.240 I don't. And I was like, that's funny because I 0:33:02.240 --> 0:33:03.600 found out that you bought so and so and so 0:33:03.640 --> 0:33:05.160 and so that shit, So why the fuck don't you 0:33:05.200 --> 0:33:06.840 do it for me? And I was like, I'm literally 0:33:06.880 --> 0:33:08.480 getting the fuck out of here, like I'm not doing 0:33:08.480 --> 0:33:09.800 the meat and greet and I got up to like 0:33:09.840 --> 0:33:12.520 act like I was walking out, and he was like fine. 0:33:12.320 --> 0:33:13.600 Fine, like what's your address? 0:33:13.600 --> 0:33:15.360 And I stood over his shoulder while he got on 0:33:15.400 --> 0:33:17.400 Amazon and ordered me a bunch of stuff. 0:33:17.160 --> 0:33:19.640 And I was like that tole his debit card or 0:33:19.680 --> 0:33:21.920 didn't steal. He gave it to us. And then we 0:33:21.960 --> 0:33:26.440 went to seven eleven and we spent like five hundred dollars, like. 0:33:26.400 --> 0:33:28.040 We spent so much money, and I bought myself a 0:33:28.080 --> 0:33:30.120 bunch of Amazon gift cards. And then finally we quit 0:33:30.280 --> 0:33:32.520 because everybody started quitting because we were all like, oh 0:33:32.520 --> 0:33:34.680 my god, it's almost like you're scamming a bunch of children. 0:33:34.760 --> 0:33:37.960 This is bad. But on the same track of scams. 0:33:37.560 --> 0:33:39.960 Before I was I have like a couple of things. 0:33:40.000 --> 0:33:42.920 Some scams I can't believe I was actually able to 0:33:43.000 --> 0:33:45.400 ring this back in and just remembered it, Like, God 0:33:45.480 --> 0:33:46.000 is amazing. 0:33:46.040 --> 0:33:47.520 God is so good sometimes. 0:33:48.200 --> 0:33:50.640 But the scam I saw recently is this girl was 0:33:50.640 --> 0:33:52.880 telling a story about how she got stood up on 0:33:52.920 --> 0:33:55.400 a hinge date and she like went to the restaurant 0:33:55.480 --> 0:33:57.200 she got stood up, and she was like, whatever, I 0:33:57.240 --> 0:34:00.360 already got all nice and pretty and I'm not about 0:34:00.360 --> 0:34:01.920 to just walk out of this restaurant. 0:34:02.360 --> 0:34:03.640 I feel too embarrassed to do it. 0:34:03.680 --> 0:34:05.960 I'm just gonna order myself a nice meal and just 0:34:06.000 --> 0:34:07.880 be like this person didn't show up, that there was 0:34:07.920 --> 0:34:13.160 a family emergency, and she talking about scams, yeah, and 0:34:13.200 --> 0:34:15.319 she was like, yeah, I just decided to sit and 0:34:15.320 --> 0:34:18.399 have a meal to myself because I was like sad 0:34:18.440 --> 0:34:23.040 and I just wanted to treat myself. Another girl stitched 0:34:23.040 --> 0:34:26.240 it and was like, I have a very similar story, 0:34:26.400 --> 0:34:28.520 and I was talking to my friend she had a 0:34:28.520 --> 0:34:31.080 similar story, and they looked into it and found out 0:34:31.239 --> 0:34:35.120 that there are restaurants making fake hinge and Tinder profiles 0:34:35.560 --> 0:34:39.919 and catfishing as people to bait people into going into 0:34:39.920 --> 0:34:42.480 restaurants because they know that nine times out of ten, 0:34:42.719 --> 0:34:44.719 if a woman shows up to a restaurant and gets 0:34:44.719 --> 0:34:48.520 stood up, She's probably still gonna dine there. So restaurants 0:34:48.560 --> 0:34:50.800 are doing it as a ployed to get people into 0:34:50.920 --> 0:34:54.919 restaurants to fucking get meals and to like boost their 0:34:55.000 --> 0:34:57.400 business because then the chances are that person be like, oh, 0:34:57.440 --> 0:34:59.320 this restaurant's nice, Like I'll come back here. 0:34:59.400 --> 0:35:04.080 People are so smart, they're so evil. Oh. 0:35:04.480 --> 0:35:07.160 I heard another hinge scam where this guy made an 0:35:07.200 --> 0:35:10.520 AI He like generated like this really hot girl and 0:35:10.600 --> 0:35:15.520 made the photos super realistic and then they matched with 0:35:15.680 --> 0:35:19.880 like like thousands of guys in cities that had Soho 0:35:19.920 --> 0:35:24.200 Houses I'm pretty sure. And she he had it so 0:35:24.239 --> 0:35:27.480 that her profile was like the ideal date would be 0:35:27.480 --> 0:35:30.799 getting drinks at Soho House. So then like she gets 0:35:30.840 --> 0:35:33.760 on like the top, like what hottest people on hinge whatever, 0:35:34.480 --> 0:35:37.800 matches with like tens of thousands of guys. He automated 0:35:37.800 --> 0:35:40.680 a script to do this, and then the price of 0:35:40.760 --> 0:35:45.399 Soho House his stock like went up because they had 0:35:45.480 --> 0:35:49.000 like a seven thousand percent increase in people that sign 0:35:49.080 --> 0:35:51.960 up for Soho House, and then he like longed the 0:35:52.040 --> 0:35:56.800 stock or something and made like a million Holy shit. 0:35:56.960 --> 0:35:57.640 People are like. 0:36:00.160 --> 0:36:01.080 Like they're genius. 0:36:01.160 --> 0:36:02.759 They were about their fucking money. 0:36:03.080 --> 0:36:05.919 Scammers put their energy. Actually, no, I'm not even gonna 0:36:05.920 --> 0:36:08.880 say that. Literally, stay scamming because you're making bread like 0:36:09.080 --> 0:36:14.239 that's literally the economy. Yeah, like stimulate the economy, bro, dude. 0:36:14.239 --> 0:36:17.040 This one scam I did when I was like probably 0:36:17.040 --> 0:36:22.200 like thirteen or fourteen is I don't know if I 0:36:22.200 --> 0:36:31.480 should say it, but I I'm not gonna say it. 0:36:31.960 --> 0:36:33.640 I decided I'm not going to have something that I 0:36:33.640 --> 0:36:35.000 feel like I can't say. 0:36:34.960 --> 0:36:37.160 Because I know I was okay what I did. 0:36:37.200 --> 0:36:39.080 Evil, but they were like, I don't want to give 0:36:39.400 --> 0:36:41.240 literal children awful ideas. 0:36:41.239 --> 0:36:42.840 I was, okay, I'll say what I did. So what 0:36:42.880 --> 0:36:47.520 I did is when I was really young, I went 0:36:47.880 --> 0:36:53.320 on a vacation to India, and while I was there, 0:36:53.760 --> 0:36:57.320 I found a call center for set sale for thirty dollars, 0:36:57.480 --> 0:37:02.680 I bought it. And so every time you're grandparents seven, 0:37:03.239 --> 0:37:07.280 every time your grandparents get a scam call, it's lining 0:37:07.360 --> 0:37:10.920 my pockets, motherfuckers. And that's how I make my money. 0:37:11.239 --> 0:37:14.280 And if you take that away from me, you're gonna burn. 0:37:14.520 --> 0:37:16.279 You're gonna burn with the rest of the people that 0:37:16.320 --> 0:37:18.720 tried to take it away from me. Remember the people 0:37:18.920 --> 0:37:24.719 buried in Central Park by the Big Rock. Oh, they 0:37:24.760 --> 0:37:27.239 tried to fuck with my pockets. They tried to fuck 0:37:27.320 --> 0:37:31.520 with my money, and they learned their lesson. Yeah, they 0:37:31.600 --> 0:37:34.759 learned their lesson. So yeah, since I've been seven years old, 0:37:34.800 --> 0:37:36.960 I've been scamming old people out of money through calls. 0:37:37.000 --> 0:37:38.319 So why do you do the podcast then? 0:37:38.400 --> 0:37:41.520 Because like this in comparison, this isn't like as financially 0:37:41.680 --> 0:37:43.040 like fulfilling. 0:37:43.160 --> 0:37:46.719 It's because I am passionate about it. 0:37:46.840 --> 0:37:48.719 Oh yeah, yeah, this is your passion. 0:37:48.400 --> 0:37:50.839 About Yeah, I'm passionate about it. 0:37:51.800 --> 0:37:53.400 You're so stupid. I was like, what do you. 0:37:54.960 --> 0:37:55.160 No? 0:37:56.160 --> 0:37:59.440 But I did get scammed before, and I love my 0:37:59.520 --> 0:38:01.520 get scam story. Have y'all been scammed before? 0:38:01.640 --> 0:38:01.799 Yeah? 0:38:01.840 --> 0:38:04.000 I've been scammed so many times. One time, I like, 0:38:04.640 --> 0:38:06.480 this one's a stupid scam. But it was still in 0:38:06.520 --> 0:38:09.680 the like the beginning era of grailed. I it's actually 0:38:09.760 --> 0:38:11.719 so mean because I bought it for my friend and 0:38:11.760 --> 0:38:13.279 then I just like looked like a liar, but I 0:38:13.320 --> 0:38:15.320 showed him the receipt and showed him I got scammed. 0:38:15.400 --> 0:38:18.520 But me and my friend, in like geometry class or 0:38:18.520 --> 0:38:23.080 some shit, we would always joke with geometry geometry. Is 0:38:23.080 --> 0:38:24.799 that not like how you say it or do you? 0:38:25.080 --> 0:38:27.400 Oh wait, no, you're only thirteen, so you don't. 0:38:27.160 --> 0:38:27.960 Have that class yet. 0:38:28.000 --> 0:38:28.880 What geometry is? 0:38:28.960 --> 0:38:30.840 Oh, it's like a math related class. 0:38:30.880 --> 0:38:31.880 You'll get it in high school. 0:38:32.480 --> 0:38:35.120 Math is just numbers. Why don't they just call it math? 0:38:35.440 --> 0:38:37.160 Well, it's because it's like a little more. 0:38:38.520 --> 0:38:40.720 I don't know why. Actually that's a really good question. 0:38:40.800 --> 0:38:41.640 Someone like you was so. 0:38:41.600 --> 0:38:44.080 Insightful beyond my geometry. 0:38:43.520 --> 0:38:46.560 Is geometry not like when it's like shape based. 0:38:47.880 --> 0:38:49.560 I was like so scared you didn't know. 0:38:51.040 --> 0:38:53.040 I only know that because that was the only type 0:38:53.040 --> 0:38:53.920 of math I was good at. 0:38:53.920 --> 0:38:56.439 For some reason, that math is fun and lit because 0:38:56.480 --> 0:38:58.080 you can visualize, yeah, because you're. 0:38:57.960 --> 0:39:00.480 Looking at images, so it's like ooh ooh, like I 0:39:00.520 --> 0:39:02.799 bet I can guess how long this fucking this side 0:39:02.800 --> 0:39:05.200 of this triangle is and it's like fun. But then 0:39:05.239 --> 0:39:06.680 like algebra and stuff, I was really bad. 0:39:06.719 --> 0:39:09.799 Fuck algebra, dude. I literally failed. Oh my god, Oh 0:39:09.800 --> 0:39:12.080 my god, it's so sad. It was like I was 0:39:12.120 --> 0:39:14.680 like going into like sixth grade and we were taking 0:39:14.680 --> 0:39:17.120 like pre algebra classes, and all the cool kids took 0:39:17.120 --> 0:39:19.960 the pre algebra class and I took it. And I 0:39:20.000 --> 0:39:21.720 did really good going into. 0:39:21.600 --> 0:39:25.080 Seventh beasts at pre algebra, and then they get to algebra, 0:39:25.120 --> 0:39:26.560 it's like yeah. 0:39:26.600 --> 0:39:29.720 And then in seventh grade, the first week of class, 0:39:30.000 --> 0:39:33.440 I had no idea what the fuck was going on, 0:39:33.480 --> 0:39:35.840 and I was just guessing and it was so and 0:39:35.960 --> 0:39:37.680 all of my friends and peers knew what to do, 0:39:37.719 --> 0:39:40.040 they were passing. It just wasn't clicking with my brain. 0:39:40.360 --> 0:39:42.959 It was so bad that my teacher pulled me out 0:39:42.960 --> 0:39:45.200 of the class to have a conversation with me and 0:39:45.320 --> 0:39:47.800 was like, look, true, like you don't know what you're doing, 0:39:48.120 --> 0:39:49.960 and like I don't have time to teach you how 0:39:49.960 --> 0:39:52.320 to do it, so like you need to really really 0:39:52.400 --> 0:39:55.759 consider going to a regular math class. And I went 0:39:55.760 --> 0:39:58.480 to a regular math class and I cried in the 0:39:58.480 --> 0:40:01.279 hallway because I was so embass because I had never 0:40:01.560 --> 0:40:04.080 not been good at something I tried. And that was 0:40:04.120 --> 0:40:07.120 the first time it happened, and I learned a big. 0:40:07.360 --> 0:40:10.359 First and last time. Yeah, well I was so bad 0:40:10.360 --> 0:40:11.359 at math, Like I'm just. 0:40:11.360 --> 0:40:13.719 Really bad at scam story real quick. 0:40:13.800 --> 0:40:14.919 Yeah, this is like so quick. 0:40:14.920 --> 0:40:15.120 Though. 0:40:15.360 --> 0:40:17.120 When I did the SATs, I forgot that I had 0:40:17.120 --> 0:40:19.480 to bring a calculator and I. 0:40:18.920 --> 0:40:19.879 Bombed the bath. 0:40:20.880 --> 0:40:23.120 I literally it was senior year and I couldn't even 0:40:23.160 --> 0:40:24.960 remember how to do long division at that point, and 0:40:25.040 --> 0:40:26.440 I was like, damn, I am fucked. 0:40:26.719 --> 0:40:28.960 It was actually the first person to get a score 0:40:29.000 --> 0:40:31.799 on the SAT below ten. Yeah, I was like, she 0:40:31.880 --> 0:40:36.080 got a seven writing your name? Yeah, she didn't know 0:40:36.080 --> 0:40:39.799 how she didn't she didn't have a calculator. How was 0:40:39.800 --> 0:40:40.560 she going to write her name? 0:40:41.239 --> 0:40:44.280 I just like drew boobs in all the like spots 0:40:44.280 --> 0:40:45.960 that I was her grades. 0:40:46.040 --> 0:40:47.040 This is really horny. 0:40:47.080 --> 0:40:48.520 I was gonna say, if I was grading that test, 0:40:48.560 --> 0:40:50.200 she would have got like a three thousand. 0:40:50.960 --> 0:40:53.680 I did really good on reading and writing, though, Like 0:40:53.719 --> 0:40:54.399 I killed that. 0:40:54.800 --> 0:40:58.040 Yeah you've always been like, but that math Like. 0:40:57.960 --> 0:41:02.440 My sad score was just passing because I got like 0:41:02.560 --> 0:41:05.080 almost one hundred percent on reading and writing, I like 0:41:05.239 --> 0:41:09.880 killed it. And then what's like plummeted my score was. 0:41:10.239 --> 0:41:12.320 I'm not kidding. I don't even think I got above 0:41:12.400 --> 0:41:14.839 like an eight hundred or like what what's like the 0:41:15.120 --> 0:41:17.759 total tally? I think it's sixteen hundred. I think I 0:41:17.800 --> 0:41:21.160 got like a thirteen hundred, and it's because I got 0:41:21.200 --> 0:41:24.200 like almost eight hundred on my SAT and then I 0:41:24.280 --> 0:41:26.600 literally got maybe three hundred. I don't know if those 0:41:26.600 --> 0:41:28.640 are the right numbers. It was actually so long ago 0:41:28.680 --> 0:41:31.359 this it's like kind of scary, but yeah it. 0:41:31.320 --> 0:41:31.879 Was really bad. 0:41:32.880 --> 0:41:37.359 Yeah uh I was I gonna say you're scam. Oh 0:41:37.440 --> 0:41:42.080 yeah yeah yeah yeah. So this is about me getting 0:41:42.120 --> 0:41:44.239 scammed because I feel like it's only right if we 0:41:44.320 --> 0:41:46.319 talk about scams. We've done that. We have to talk 0:41:46.320 --> 0:41:49.600 about scams we've got got by, And like everybody's been 0:41:49.600 --> 0:41:51.759 gotten by a scam at one point in their life. 0:41:51.760 --> 0:41:54.080 I know it, and you might not know it, but 0:41:54.200 --> 0:41:58.800 you were scammed. But one scam that got me, which 0:41:58.920 --> 0:42:01.480 I feel like it's on almost like a rite of passage, 0:42:01.800 --> 0:42:07.120 like for Boyhood is I was playing Modern Warfare two, 0:42:07.160 --> 0:42:09.919 and like if you know anything about Modern Warfare two, 0:42:10.000 --> 0:42:13.280 you know that there were like modded lobbies, like randomly 0:42:13.320 --> 0:42:16.000 where you would join the lobby and you would have 0:42:16.120 --> 0:42:21.200 every gun unlocked, every camo unlocked, every attachment or not attachment, 0:42:21.280 --> 0:42:25.080 every like calling card and emblem and all that shit 0:42:25.200 --> 0:42:28.960 would just be unlocked. And I wanted that so bad, 0:42:29.320 --> 0:42:31.040 and it would be on your account for like twenty 0:42:31.040 --> 0:42:34.600 four hours. It was like a virus. I forget what 0:42:34.640 --> 0:42:37.239 they called it, but I wanted it so bad, and 0:42:37.440 --> 0:42:40.240 all of my friends got it. They would just randomly 0:42:40.360 --> 0:42:42.160 end up in these lobbies, and I was like, what 0:42:42.200 --> 0:42:44.360 the fuck, why don't I have good luck? Like invite 0:42:44.400 --> 0:42:46.319 me next time? Like what the hell, like text me 0:42:46.440 --> 0:42:47.800 or something like I want to be in one of 0:42:47.840 --> 0:42:50.600 these lobbies because all my friends had everything unlocked and 0:42:50.600 --> 0:42:53.880 I was just still like a fucking scrub. So I 0:42:53.880 --> 0:42:57.560 had the wise idea to get on eBay because I know, 0:42:57.640 --> 0:42:59.759 I knew you could buy shit, because I like had 0:42:59.760 --> 0:43:02.120 a tag Xbox, because I wanted to learn how to 0:43:03.360 --> 0:43:06.600 make modded lobbies myself, and like I wanted a lag switch. 0:43:06.640 --> 0:43:10.239 We've talked about those before in the last episode. And 0:43:10.320 --> 0:43:13.680 I saw links that you could buy these modded lobbies 0:43:13.719 --> 0:43:18.360 where like if you bought it, you would be invited 0:43:18.440 --> 0:43:21.560 to a modded lobby of like forty people and they 0:43:21.560 --> 0:43:26.360 would infect you with the mod, so your account would 0:43:26.400 --> 0:43:29.520 now be able to infect other people with the mod. 0:43:29.640 --> 0:43:31.839 So I was like, oh, I could like even sell this, 0:43:32.040 --> 0:43:34.080 like this is lit, like I could sell this to 0:43:34.120 --> 0:43:36.479 my other friends. I don't have it. So I bought 0:43:36.480 --> 0:43:38.080 it and it was like twenty I remember it was 0:43:38.080 --> 0:43:41.120 twenty five dollars and fifty cents and I bought it 0:43:41.160 --> 0:43:45.200 on my dad's credit card because I didn't have any 0:43:45.200 --> 0:43:48.640 fucking money, and so I took his card bought it whatever. 0:43:49.600 --> 0:43:51.680 So I wait for the email. I get the email 0:43:51.680 --> 0:43:52.879 and he's like, okay. 0:43:52.719 --> 0:43:56.800 Like I literally ate that I lost because I thought 0:43:56.800 --> 0:43:59.240 of d. 0:44:00.600 --> 0:44:09.279 D d mega doo doo. He's saying, we'll get into 0:44:09.320 --> 0:44:14.440 that in a second. But so I bought it and 0:44:14.920 --> 0:44:17.720 I'm waiting. I get the email and in the email, 0:44:18.120 --> 0:44:21.040 he's like, okay, for you to join my lobby, I 0:44:21.120 --> 0:44:25.239 need your password and your email to your account. And 0:44:25.280 --> 0:44:28.080 I was like, oh, okay, like yeah, yeah, yeah, and 0:44:28.120 --> 0:44:31.160 so I give it to him. But I was like, 0:44:31.200 --> 0:44:33.120 I don't know. I was old enough to know not 0:44:33.239 --> 0:44:34.239 to do that, but I did it. 0:44:34.239 --> 0:44:37.040 Any had Twitter and stuff at this point, like you 0:44:37.080 --> 0:44:37.600 should have know. 0:44:37.920 --> 0:44:40.560 Yeah, no, no, it was like pre Twitter. 0:44:40.719 --> 0:44:42.880 It was like I guess, yeah, because yeah, yeah. 0:44:42.680 --> 0:44:45.480 I remember, like it was before Twitter because like, actually, 0:44:45.520 --> 0:44:48.360 shortly after this, my friends were trying to explain to 0:44:48.400 --> 0:44:50.279 me what a hashtag was and I literally could not 0:44:50.480 --> 0:44:53.560 comprehend what a fucking hashtag was and they couldn't explain 0:44:53.600 --> 0:44:55.319 it either. And I still to this day, don't think 0:44:55.360 --> 0:44:58.720 anybody can actually verbalize what a hashtag is on Twitter. 0:44:59.040 --> 0:45:02.759 But it's like literally like just like a silent rule 0:45:02.760 --> 0:45:07.839 that we all know. It's so weird. But i give 0:45:07.880 --> 0:45:10.320 him my email and password and then I'm just waiting 0:45:10.320 --> 0:45:13.839 for him to email me back. He doesn't, and I'm like, oh, cool, 0:45:13.880 --> 0:45:16.239 he just took my money, Like fuck this guy. But 0:45:16.360 --> 0:45:20.839 he had given me his gamer tag. So I join 0:45:20.920 --> 0:45:25.160 a party with him and I'm like, hey, like when 0:45:25.200 --> 0:45:26.920 are we going to do the thing? And he was like, oh, 0:45:27.000 --> 0:45:29.239 are you and then said my gamer tag and I 0:45:29.280 --> 0:45:30.640 was like yeah, yeah, yeah, and he was like, oh, 0:45:30.760 --> 0:45:33.400 like we're hosting the lobby soon. Sorry, I forgot to 0:45:33.400 --> 0:45:35.160 send you the email and he was like a kid 0:45:35.239 --> 0:45:38.080 my age and I was like, oh word, like this 0:45:38.200 --> 0:45:41.239 is interesting, this is exciting, Like I'm gonna be in 0:45:41.239 --> 0:45:46.680 the lobby soon. And then I am sitting there and 0:45:46.719 --> 0:45:49.600 I get logged out of my account like three seconds 0:45:49.640 --> 0:45:53.560 after I joined his party and talk to him and 0:45:53.640 --> 0:45:55.680 leave the party, and I'm like, oh, that's weird. So 0:45:55.719 --> 0:45:57.680 I go to log back in and I'm able to 0:45:57.719 --> 0:46:01.239 log back in, and I'm like what the fuck? Like 0:46:01.760 --> 0:46:03.560 that was so weird and then so I joined his 0:46:03.600 --> 0:46:05.920 party again and I just like wanted to chop it 0:46:06.000 --> 0:46:08.600 up with him, and he was like just talking to 0:46:08.640 --> 0:46:10.680 me about random shit. And then I get logged out 0:46:10.719 --> 0:46:12.680 again and I'm like, what the fuck is going on? 0:46:13.680 --> 0:46:18.440 And then I can't log back in, so I'm like, fuck, dude, 0:46:18.520 --> 0:46:22.120 like he changed, like the kid changed my password. So 0:46:22.280 --> 0:46:24.920 then I like start running and screaming because my dad's 0:46:24.920 --> 0:46:26.680 card is on that account and I didn't want him 0:46:26.719 --> 0:46:29.359 to like get his information somehow. So I finally tell 0:46:29.400 --> 0:46:33.360 my parents I got scammed, and they're fucking pissed. So 0:46:33.560 --> 0:46:36.040 then my mom is like, how do how do I 0:46:36.040 --> 0:46:37.319 talk to his fucking kid? You were talking about how 0:46:37.320 --> 0:46:38.360 would I fucking talk to him? And she was like 0:46:38.400 --> 0:46:40.680 cussing at me and she was angry. So my mom 0:46:40.800 --> 0:46:43.759 logs into my brother's account, adds him and gets on 0:46:43.800 --> 0:46:47.399 the mic and starts screaming at his kid, and he's 0:46:47.440 --> 0:46:49.960 like he's like, my mom's like give me your fucking mother. 0:46:50.000 --> 0:46:52.360 I need to talk to your fucking mother, like screaming 0:46:52.400 --> 0:46:54.279 at him, and like he's like, give hi, my kids 0:46:54.320 --> 0:46:56.000 a count back. If you take any of our fucking money, 0:46:56.040 --> 0:46:58.200 we're suing you we're gonna ruin your life and like 0:46:58.680 --> 0:47:00.439 all this shit, and the kid starts crying and gets 0:47:00.440 --> 0:47:03.040 his mom on and my mom starts talking to this 0:47:04.239 --> 0:47:06.719 mom about scamming, and the kid is in the back 0:47:06.800 --> 0:47:10.239 like screaming like oh no, like please, I didn't do that, like, 0:47:10.520 --> 0:47:12.600 and the mom's like, give me, give the kid the 0:47:12.640 --> 0:47:15.960 password to the account. So then he gives me the 0:47:15.960 --> 0:47:19.799 new password and the email and I log back in, 0:47:19.920 --> 0:47:22.160 I get my account back. My older brother changes the 0:47:22.200 --> 0:47:24.359 password and that was the rest of that. 0:47:24.520 --> 0:47:26.720 My pRIFLE ass would have taken that to the grave, 0:47:26.920 --> 0:47:28.959 like like I wouldn't have told my parents. I would 0:47:28.960 --> 0:47:31.320 have been like I just like prayed that I got 0:47:31.360 --> 0:47:32.879 like no word back from it. 0:47:33.040 --> 0:47:35.200 So scared, dude, I remember. It was like the most 0:47:35.239 --> 0:47:37.160 scared I've been in my life until I got chased 0:47:37.160 --> 0:47:38.239 by a man in my own home. 0:47:38.360 --> 0:47:42.000 It was a kind It was being scammed on modern 0:47:42.080 --> 0:47:45.520 warfare and then being chased by a burgler. 0:47:45.280 --> 0:47:51.560 Chased by a burglar modern warfare hacker. Yeah. But fun 0:47:51.680 --> 0:47:55.280 end to the story is I actually ended up getting 0:47:55.400 --> 0:48:00.800 a model lobby. Yeah, and I had the tenth Prestige 0:48:00.840 --> 0:48:03.759 emblem and everything, and if you know, you know tenth 0:48:03.840 --> 0:48:07.280 Prestige was the go, just like the Spinning School. 0:48:08.160 --> 0:48:11.760 I only even thought of the DD Mega Doodoo because 0:48:11.800 --> 0:48:13.560 I was thinking about, like, oh, I wish I could 0:48:13.640 --> 0:48:16.279 hack my Fortnite and like play a hacked lobby and 0:48:16.360 --> 0:48:18.200 like thinking about that, and then I thought about me 0:48:18.280 --> 0:48:20.600 playing it last night, and that's somehow ending. 0:48:20.480 --> 0:48:24.080 Up Mega Doodoo. I don't remember how we got there, but. 0:48:24.120 --> 0:48:26.239 Oh, because I was watching the Gypsy ROAs thing, which 0:48:26.320 --> 0:48:30.560 if you were watching the Gypsy Rose lifetime thing, I 0:48:30.600 --> 0:48:33.520 am so fucking upset. This is a spoiler, but I 0:48:33.560 --> 0:48:35.919 think you would get to this anyways, and you would 0:48:35.960 --> 0:48:40.160 stop watching too. They're trying to make it like a 0:48:40.200 --> 0:48:44.800 reality show Kardashian's ass thing, where it's like the drama, 0:48:44.920 --> 0:48:48.000 the drama between their marriage, like they're already ex like 0:48:48.320 --> 0:48:50.919 and they're doing like interviews with the husband stuff before 0:48:50.960 --> 0:48:53.840 and this is before she got out, and like I 0:48:54.000 --> 0:48:54.800 literally stopped. 0:48:54.800 --> 0:48:56.160 I think it's episode seven or eight. 0:48:56.280 --> 0:48:58.120 I stopped watching last night because I was like, no, 0:48:58.200 --> 0:49:00.719 you're not, You're not about to brain watched me into 0:49:00.760 --> 0:49:04.919 watching like a TLC reality show, a fucking Gypsy Rose, 0:49:04.920 --> 0:49:06.759 Like I want the t I want crazy shit. 0:49:06.920 --> 0:49:08.919 I don't want this like made up think of Like. 0:49:09.040 --> 0:49:11.360 He's sitting down with the family trying to convince them 0:49:11.400 --> 0:49:13.440 he loves her. Like what the fuck am I watching 0:49:13.520 --> 0:49:14.120 bitch fuck you? 0:49:14.200 --> 0:49:16.759 I don't give a fuck like that, and I just 0:49:16.800 --> 0:49:19.840 don't fuck with it. And I'm like the comments the 0:49:19.920 --> 0:49:20.880 D was fire. 0:49:21.120 --> 0:49:24.040 Yeah, the D is fire, The D is fire the D. 0:49:24.440 --> 0:49:27.960 And then he goes exactly, I don't care about the haters, 0:49:28.000 --> 0:49:28.759 come and get it. 0:49:28.840 --> 0:49:29.040 Yeah. 0:49:31.000 --> 0:49:34.759 That is also he looks just okay, let's talk about this. 0:49:35.400 --> 0:49:39.359 He looks just like her mother, which I was talking 0:49:39.360 --> 0:49:41.000 I was thinking about it last night. I was like, dude, 0:49:41.040 --> 0:49:43.080 like that girl is never going to have a normal life. 0:49:43.120 --> 0:49:45.520 It is so dark. Every single person that comes into 0:49:45.560 --> 0:49:48.600 her life is going to be using her for fame, money, 0:49:48.640 --> 0:49:51.480 and fortune. I'm not saying that he is, but she 0:49:51.520 --> 0:49:54.120 will never have a friend, Like she can never leave 0:49:54.160 --> 0:49:56.360 this guy. Like it's just so dark to me, Like 0:49:56.480 --> 0:49:59.880 it's so like it's such an evil situation. 0:50:00.040 --> 0:50:01.840 Her life is being projected in such a way that 0:50:01.920 --> 0:50:04.160 she'll never just walk into a random place and people 0:50:04.239 --> 0:50:04.640 not know. 0:50:04.600 --> 0:50:07.040 Who she is. Yeah, it's like even. 0:50:06.800 --> 0:50:09.240 More so than before, Like her life was already headed 0:50:09.239 --> 0:50:10.760 for that, but the fact that she got on TikTok 0:50:10.760 --> 0:50:13.200 and immediately got like ten million followers like your toast. 0:50:13.360 --> 0:50:18.160 Yeah, but I will say something else funny that happened 0:50:18.160 --> 0:50:22.000 with the Gypsy stuff is like before when she first 0:50:22.000 --> 0:50:25.600 got out and everyone was commenting like slay like your mother, 0:50:25.800 --> 0:50:28.919 slay mother, your mother, Like you're serving like slay mother, 0:50:29.120 --> 0:50:31.879 slay mamas, like all that shit in her comments, and 0:50:32.040 --> 0:50:35.360 everyone or someone was like, wait, maybe we shouldn't say 0:50:35.360 --> 0:50:38.520 that because she literally slaid her mother, Like she literally 0:50:39.000 --> 0:50:41.400 slayed her mom, Like, maybe we don't say. 0:50:41.239 --> 0:50:44.719 That her comments I saw yesterday. Also, like in the 0:50:44.800 --> 0:50:47.760 last episode, it was like she goes, I'm literally a murderer, 0:50:47.800 --> 0:50:49.839 and that kind of I was like, all right, let's 0:50:49.880 --> 0:50:51.759 real back a little because you didn't do shit. 0:50:51.880 --> 0:50:53.560 No, you did not do shit. 0:50:54.760 --> 0:50:57.480 You're just like you instacarted a murderer. 0:50:57.600 --> 0:50:58.720 You're not a murderer. 0:50:58.760 --> 0:51:02.240 It's like if you poke the enough, they're gonna attack. 0:51:02.560 --> 0:51:02.840 Yeah. 0:51:03.000 --> 0:51:05.480 Like I was just like but for some reason, like 0:51:05.520 --> 0:51:06.839 I was like, all right, now you're trying to get 0:51:06.840 --> 0:51:08.479 street cred that you don't really own. 0:51:08.680 --> 0:51:11.799 Like no, no, she's a killer. She's hard as. 0:51:11.719 --> 0:51:16.280 Fun a killer, but like metaphorically like she's she's killing 0:51:16.360 --> 0:51:16.759 the game. 0:51:17.880 --> 0:51:22.479 But yeah, Also, uh Ariana Grande dating someone that looks 0:51:22.520 --> 0:51:25.520 just like her brother. There's some weird, creepy shit going. 0:51:25.640 --> 0:51:26.520 That's always a thing. 0:51:26.560 --> 0:51:26.759 Though. 0:51:26.800 --> 0:51:27.160 It's like. 0:51:28.719 --> 0:51:30.560 I can name like three other people who I am 0:51:30.600 --> 0:51:32.960 like the person you're dating is literally related to you, 0:51:33.320 --> 0:51:37.960 but that's like classic, that's like zibling or relationship. 0:51:38.120 --> 0:51:40.839 Also, we never talked about Frankie Grande's I'm a rock 0:51:40.880 --> 0:51:41.360 and Roll. 0:51:42.760 --> 0:51:50.680 That's Queen of the Evolution, Baby I'm killing baby institution. 0:51:52.360 --> 0:51:54.760 But yeah, we got to d D Mega Doodoo because 0:51:55.239 --> 0:51:57.200 I was watching it and I kept saying. 0:51:58.239 --> 0:52:01.440 Like, dd Mega Doodoo. God, dude, that's one of the 0:52:01.440 --> 0:52:14.240 best videos ever. I'm sorry, mang do oh well, I forget. 0:52:15.320 --> 0:52:18.440 I forgot to say, like my thing this year is 0:52:18.520 --> 0:52:22.080 gonna be poop. Like I love like the word poop. 0:52:21.760 --> 0:52:24.439 Again, Like I hate that so much because he said 0:52:24.440 --> 0:52:28.040 it in the car, dead serious, Like we were shopping 0:52:28.360 --> 0:52:31.560 for a candle for the house and he was like, 0:52:32.080 --> 0:52:34.080 he was like, should I ask if they have poop? 0:52:34.200 --> 0:52:36.440 Said like, and he said it, you said it loud 0:52:36.520 --> 0:52:38.600 enough for the guy here, and he kind of chuckled, 0:52:38.680 --> 0:52:38.920 and I. 0:52:38.920 --> 0:52:40.520 Was like, oh my God, you were literally child. 0:52:41.200 --> 0:52:44.640 They make poop flavored perfumes, because I really want to 0:52:44.960 --> 0:52:48.080 flavored perfume. I really want to smell like feces, and 0:52:48.120 --> 0:52:50.600 like when you're in like a nice establishment, like a 0:52:50.680 --> 0:52:53.080 le labo or a dip dip cheek, you can be like, 0:52:53.480 --> 0:52:56.640 do you have like fikal scented perfume? Because it's like 0:52:56.680 --> 0:53:00.920 more elegant to say fecal matter rather than poo. Yeah, 0:53:01.080 --> 0:53:07.040 but I also wanted to bring up the fucking video 0:53:07.080 --> 0:53:11.040 I sent in the group chat today of Ricky Dllon. 0:53:11.200 --> 0:53:13.640 You know what's crazy, Drew? Look at this? Wait, please 0:53:13.640 --> 0:53:14.040 look at this. 0:53:14.320 --> 0:53:17.080 I say this at eleven nineteen pm last night and 0:53:17.120 --> 0:53:18.759 I saw you in the group chat, and you know 0:53:18.800 --> 0:53:20.600 what I wrote, I said, it's fucked up. 0:53:20.640 --> 0:53:22.120 Even in a lipsing video. 0:53:21.960 --> 0:53:24.480 I can tell you have a list, like you cannot 0:53:24.640 --> 0:53:28.280 escape the lisp allegations, even when you were not saying 0:53:28.280 --> 0:53:29.200 a goddamn I. 0:53:29.160 --> 0:53:31.680 Think lisps are cute, like I'm not. I'm not even and. 0:53:31.600 --> 0:53:33.600 It's like, I mean, look at this video, like this 0:53:33.719 --> 0:53:34.879 video is actually. 0:53:35.040 --> 0:53:37.759 It is the funniest thing I've ever seen. 0:53:37.840 --> 0:53:39.320 And this is something Josiah would do. 0:53:39.520 --> 0:53:41.759 I know, we need that's literally we need to give 0:53:41.840 --> 0:53:47.200 Josiah money to do this, Like, I will funder, please don't. Also, 0:53:47.320 --> 0:53:50.000 the fact that Ricky Dylon has a song with Snoop 0:53:50.040 --> 0:53:52.840 Dogg will never not be the funniest thing ever. Also, 0:53:53.360 --> 0:53:56.680 no one's talking about this, but Snoop Dogg is actually 0:53:56.719 --> 0:54:00.440 two inches tall and living inside of Ricky Dillon's. 0:54:00.320 --> 0:54:05.440 In when it flashes that quickly? 0:54:06.120 --> 0:54:08.080 Did you see this orange? 0:54:08.280 --> 0:54:10.640 Did you see they stole Quinn's face and made a 0:54:10.640 --> 0:54:11.520 mannequin out of her? 0:54:12.120 --> 0:54:12.760 Are you kidding? 0:54:13.080 --> 0:54:17.360 Look, somebody like made a mannequin head and it's literally 0:54:17.440 --> 0:54:21.879 Quinn's face, like, and then somebody liked it and it's 0:54:21.880 --> 0:54:24.120 literally her and she's like, wait, should I fucking sue 0:54:24.120 --> 0:54:25.800 because they're literally stealing my face? 0:54:25.880 --> 0:54:27.280 Dude? That's crazy. 0:54:27.360 --> 0:54:29.760 Also, but like you have to be a different level 0:54:29.880 --> 0:54:34.279 of sexy, hot, beautiful for people to be like I 0:54:34.320 --> 0:54:35.120 need that house. 0:54:35.280 --> 0:54:37.440 The people that like recognize that. You have to be 0:54:37.480 --> 0:54:42.000 like so hot that like people like, yeah, that's so fine, 0:54:42.560 --> 0:54:43.120 but yeah. 0:54:42.960 --> 0:54:44.680 It's crazy that you sent that this morning, because I 0:54:44.719 --> 0:54:48.360 was like, oh my god. But my last tidbit is 0:54:48.400 --> 0:54:53.360 I've decided that free black coffee as an amenity is 0:54:53.400 --> 0:54:57.080 the biggest slap in the face we have let go 0:54:57.320 --> 0:55:02.120 under the rug, like explain, because like I feel like, 0:55:02.680 --> 0:55:05.320 for example, like in lounges and airports, it's supposed to 0:55:05.320 --> 0:55:07.399 be like ooh, like I'm so much better than now, 0:55:07.560 --> 0:55:10.160 Like you're gonna go down there with all the stores 0:55:10.200 --> 0:55:12.080 and like no seats, and I'm gonna come up here and. 0:55:12.000 --> 0:55:12.840 Get free food. 0:55:13.320 --> 0:55:15.640 And like the free food in question is like some 0:55:15.719 --> 0:55:17.880 of the scariest food you've ever seen in your life. 0:55:17.960 --> 0:55:20.520 Like I don't know why, like buffet style shit just 0:55:20.560 --> 0:55:22.920 scares me in general, because I'm like, not only is 0:55:22.960 --> 0:55:25.160 this just sitting here, but people are like all touching 0:55:25.200 --> 0:55:26.439 and interacting with it, and that. 0:55:26.320 --> 0:55:27.040 Grosses me out. 0:55:27.200 --> 0:55:28.880 But then it's like okay, you get free that and 0:55:28.880 --> 0:55:32.800 then free black coffee, Like that is literally the cheapest 0:55:32.920 --> 0:55:35.160 drink you can give to people for free, Like it 0:55:35.280 --> 0:55:37.080 is such a like low blow, like. 0:55:37.040 --> 0:55:39.200 You might as well give me nothing. Water yeh. 0:55:39.280 --> 0:55:41.680 And fruit water is also the craziest, Like. 0:55:41.920 --> 0:55:43.040 It's like banana water. 0:55:43.280 --> 0:55:45.439 Cut up a single cucumber and put in a big 0:55:45.560 --> 0:55:47.000 jug banana water. 0:55:47.719 --> 0:55:49.520 People cut up bananas. 0:55:49.000 --> 0:55:50.640 And people not put bananas in the water. 0:55:50.880 --> 0:55:54.600 Literally, people put bananas in the water. Girl, there's fluorite 0:55:54.600 --> 0:55:56.480 in the water, and there's bananas in some water. Like, 0:55:56.560 --> 0:56:00.239 let's talk about it, all right, banana water. Hold on, 0:56:00.239 --> 0:56:01.080 I gotta find the picture. 0:56:05.040 --> 0:56:09.279 Like also the sign banana water, Like, who is so 0:56:09.560 --> 0:56:12.480 not like within their cognitive mind able to go up 0:56:12.520 --> 0:56:13.040 and see that. 0:56:13.040 --> 0:56:14.239 That's literally a cut up. 0:56:14.200 --> 0:56:16.680 Banana in the water, like putting a label and guy, 0:56:16.680 --> 0:56:18.640 it's also like a dig at the intelligence to the 0:56:18.719 --> 0:56:19.840 people interacting with it. 0:56:20.000 --> 0:56:25.759 Fruit water. Hey, that's what they call me, all right, 0:56:25.800 --> 0:56:27.760 I mean when I'm when I'm douche. 0:56:27.840 --> 0:56:29.239 Do you have sy op corner or no? 0:56:29.640 --> 0:56:34.120 Yeah corner? Yeah, I forgot to do it. We've been 0:56:34.200 --> 0:56:38.120 forgetting the end of the episode the last couple of episodes. Okay, 0:56:38.400 --> 0:56:42.959 Drew sye Op corner. Better eat your girl pussy before 0:56:43.000 --> 0:56:46.400 her homegirls do it. Bitch as gay as fuck these days. 0:56:49.160 --> 0:56:54.080 Okay, Okay, that's good. 0:56:56.280 --> 0:56:57.920 I forgot to do this one. How the fuck your 0:56:57.920 --> 0:57:00.720 breath stink around Christmas? It's free peppers everywhere. 0:57:05.160 --> 0:57:06.120 That one's really good. 0:57:06.360 --> 0:57:08.600 After I die, I'm gonna comeback as a pecan tree. 0:57:08.680 --> 0:57:15.560 Some motherfuckers can eat my nuts. This is like the 0:57:15.640 --> 0:57:18.960 certified classic bitches smoke their whole pregnancy and ask why 0:57:18.960 --> 0:57:26.880 the baby keeps crying, bitch, he needs an eighth I 0:57:26.920 --> 0:57:29.960 have like eight more, but I should just save them 0:57:30.400 --> 0:57:32.680 do one more. Being called a liar when I know 0:57:33.040 --> 0:57:35.240 I took time to make it sound true gets me 0:57:35.280 --> 0:57:35.760 so mad. 0:57:39.600 --> 0:57:41.400 Oh god, that's good. Okay. 0:57:42.200 --> 0:57:44.080 My media of the week is I only have one 0:57:44.120 --> 0:57:46.880 song and it's overkilled by men at work. I like, 0:57:47.040 --> 0:57:51.000 can't stop listening to that song. I listened to it 0:57:51.040 --> 0:57:52.960 a lot as a kid because of my parents, and like, 0:57:53.160 --> 0:57:55.040 that song makes me so happy. It was also in 0:57:55.120 --> 0:57:57.560 The Adults, which I don't think like people loved that movie, 0:57:57.560 --> 0:57:59.680 but I liked that movie, so suck my. 0:57:59.640 --> 0:58:04.360 Ball, guys. I was so depressed on the airplane, and 0:58:04.440 --> 0:58:06.400 I like, I don't know why I was so sad, 0:58:06.440 --> 0:58:08.720 Like it was just such a weird vibe, and I 0:58:08.840 --> 0:58:10.920 was like, well, you know what would hit right now 0:58:11.720 --> 0:58:16.600 was kid A in Okay Computer. And I downloaded both 0:58:16.600 --> 0:58:19.080 of those albums and listened to it all four hours 0:58:19.080 --> 0:58:21.080 of the flight. Actually it was like five hours because 0:58:21.120 --> 0:58:23.360 I was on fucking tarmac for one hour each way. 0:58:23.400 --> 0:58:25.880 It was hell, but I listened to Okay Computer and 0:58:25.960 --> 0:58:28.240 kid A and then a little bit of in Rainbows 0:58:28.240 --> 0:58:33.600 that I had downloaded. No one's talking about Radiohead, like literally, 0:58:33.600 --> 0:58:36.360 no one is having this conversation, like why did not call. 0:58:36.240 --> 0:58:39.600 It radio Head because it's always on the radio and 0:58:39.680 --> 0:58:41.000 it's stuck in behead. 0:58:46.760 --> 0:58:48.680 Oh my god, but how did this? 0:58:49.080 --> 0:58:52.400 Just texted me because he we like for my one 0:58:52.480 --> 0:58:53.480 birthday excursion? 0:58:53.680 --> 0:58:56.240 Is I think you know about this? Actually I don't know. 0:58:56.400 --> 0:58:57.720 So mar I was like, oh my god, they're doing 0:58:57.760 --> 0:58:59.960 the Michael Jackson musical in LA and we should all go. 0:59:00.120 --> 0:59:01.160 And I was like, oh my god, that could be 0:59:01.160 --> 0:59:01.920 my birthday excursion. 0:59:01.920 --> 0:59:04.080 It's gonna a few people and going. And then he 0:59:04.240 --> 0:59:04.920 just texted me. 0:59:05.240 --> 0:59:07.360 Our only texts have been about that, by the way, 0:59:07.600 --> 0:59:10.520 and then he goes, bro, I had MJ the musical Nightmare. 0:59:10.560 --> 0:59:12.520 They were trying to kill me and eat my body. 0:59:13.600 --> 0:59:16.720 It sounds about right. Let's check and see if Michael 0:59:16.800 --> 0:59:18.440 Jackson was on those flight logs. 0:59:18.800 --> 0:59:21.360 Oh. 0:59:21.400 --> 0:59:27.000 Actually, one thing I saw Trisha Hates did has one 0:59:27.000 --> 0:59:28.880 of the funniest things I've ever heard, and I never 0:59:28.960 --> 0:59:31.440 heard it until like last week. But she was like, 0:59:31.760 --> 0:59:33.920 I love the colors of the trans flag. It's almost 0:59:33.960 --> 0:59:37.160 like a gender reveal. And she's like oh, and I 0:59:37.240 --> 0:59:46.960 was like, oh, she's so smart, Like that's so funny. 0:59:47.720 --> 0:59:50.440 Literally me and you talking on the phone. But how 0:59:50.480 --> 0:59:56.600 to disappear completely by radiohead? Oh, don't even get me started, 0:59:57.400 --> 1:00:01.760 get me started. I have to see swim. Is that 1:00:01.840 --> 1:00:04.720 Rick Owens? There's no seriously, who is that? 1:00:05.080 --> 1:00:05.560 It's true? 1:00:05.920 --> 1:00:11.600 Oh, the fact that he's three hundred and eighty six 1:00:11.720 --> 1:00:12.440 years old. 1:00:12.880 --> 1:00:14.640 The fact that every now and then he comes out 1:00:14.640 --> 1:00:16.200 with a song that he said it sounds like a 1:00:16.200 --> 1:00:19.720 Brockhampton song, is like awesome, Yeah. 1:00:19.640 --> 1:00:22.720 We need to have that conversation. Brockhampton stole their entire 1:00:22.760 --> 1:00:25.480 swag from Rue Paul. I don't think we're ready for 1:00:25.560 --> 1:00:26.280 that conversation. 1:00:28.440 --> 1:00:32.080 All right, Well, thank you guys so much for listening. 1:00:32.160 --> 1:00:34.120 I hope you have an amazing. 1:00:34.080 --> 1:01:06.480 Week and pucker those buttholes make Daddy proud, Catful