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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Emergency.

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Speaker 2: In circum This is the last episode.

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Speaker 3: This is the last time you will ever see us.

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Speaker 3: We came back into this kitchen and we decided, I

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Speaker 3: actually don't know if people realize this is the corner

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Speaker 3: of our kitchen.

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Speaker 2: No, We've said that like a thousand times.

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Speaker 3: I said that to someone recently and they were like,

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Speaker 3: you do that in your kitchen and I was like, yes,

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Speaker 3: I that's in our kitchen, like which, actually I'm just

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Speaker 3: going to take it as like, oh my god, wow,

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Speaker 3: Like I would have never imagined something with such high

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Speaker 3: production quality can happen in the kitchen. But you put

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Speaker 3: a woman in the kitchen and you'll be amazed by

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Speaker 3: what can happen.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, I've been saying that. No, I've literally we.

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Speaker 3: Need to put them back in the We need to

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Speaker 3: go back to doing like what is it home ed

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Speaker 3: like home?

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Speaker 2: I took a home at class in high school.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we need to go back to doing that. But

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Speaker 3: only girls join that and then the boys have to

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Speaker 3: go run laps.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, i'd pick up wood. Yeah, okay, So I want

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Speaker 2: to start this with the scam of the year, like

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Speaker 2: it for real is one of the most amazing things

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Speaker 2: I have ever seen in my entire life, like one

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Speaker 2: of the most genius scams I've ever seen. Also, I

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Speaker 2: saw a TikTok that someone made and it was that

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Speaker 2: audio of like eyah.

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Speaker 3: Ally, oh yeah, I have the Adriana Linker song of

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Speaker 3: like damn.

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Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, and it was like, uh, inya, or if

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Speaker 2: they don't this is me listening to the podcast in

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Speaker 2: twenty fifty, if they don't stop vaping or since they

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Speaker 2: never actually stop vaping, or something like that, and I

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Speaker 2: was like, damn, that's so real, except that I'm not vaping,

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Speaker 2: so suck my balls.

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Speaker 3: Except also like I will simply get surgery, Like I

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Speaker 3: will simply have vocaloids surgery, and then I'll just have

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Speaker 3: tubes at my fingers that I can like hold, and

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Speaker 3: then I'll sile like those old videos in the eighties.

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Speaker 2: People first remembered this when I saw that commercial the

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Speaker 2: girl like yeah talking through the voice box on TV.

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Speaker 2: I was so deranged and like, you want to fucked

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Speaker 2: up that I wanted one of the first like I

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Speaker 2: really like, I wanted like the hole in my throat

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Speaker 2: and everything.

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Speaker 3: That's what I love about you, though, is you take

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Speaker 3: a childhood dream and you make sure it happens.

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Speaker 2: You're getting the exactly, and all these haters saying, oh,

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Speaker 2: stop vaping, stop vaping, Like no, I want a vocaloid

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Speaker 2: box or whatever the fuck there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you chase your dreams. I'm just gonna get a

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Speaker 3: synthesizer attached to it, like I would just modit the.

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Speaker 1: Fuck out and jealous.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, modular.

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Speaker 3: It'd be like the Hue app for your Life's accept

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Speaker 3: it's for my phone and I can open garage band

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Speaker 3: and start tweaking with my boys.

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Speaker 2: The way that that is probably going to be a

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Speaker 2: thing in our lifetime when we can.

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Speaker 3: We're going to see when she's ninety years old one

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Speaker 3: doing that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, they're gonna come. We're gonna combined with like

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Speaker 2: machine and you're gonna be able to do like all

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Speaker 2: the TikTok voice filters, but inside of your phone. Okay,

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Speaker 2: scam of the year. I think they're a troll. I

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Speaker 2: can't tell, but like whatever, I went to her Twitter

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Speaker 2: page to screenshot these posts. I mean, it's it's truly amazing,

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Speaker 2: Like I've never seen anything like this in my life,

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Speaker 2: and I don't think we'll ever see anything like this.

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Speaker 2: For a very very long time. So this is the tweet.

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Speaker 2: So it starts off by saying, hello, Twitter peeps, my

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Speaker 2: friend Elizabeth is looking for an unvaxed sperm donor. Her

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Speaker 2: requirements are blue eyes, five ten or five eleven or taller,

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Speaker 2: STD free, must be natural insemination, and will not do

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Speaker 2: IVF DM me, which is fucking it, which is.

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Speaker 3: So vincent gallo coded, it's actually insane.

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Speaker 2: Is so insane, And then she goes on to post

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Speaker 2: of Lizzie with her age, sexual pass, vaccination status, approximate location,

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Speaker 2: and price. To inciminate her, I will take ten percent

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Speaker 2: of the matchmaking fee to.

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Speaker 3: Qualify girl getting getting bowed.

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Speaker 2: Literally to qualify. To qualify, you will need to send

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Speaker 2: her the investment price up front. Have two referrals coming

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Speaker 2: from your unvaxed status. Send a clean STD test, send

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Speaker 2: a close up photo of your eye color in pictures

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Speaker 2: of your upper body. Marital status can be married, but

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Speaker 2: wife must be okay with it. So that's already like

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Speaker 2: the most insane thing you've ever heard, right, Yeah, So

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Speaker 2: she goes on to post again, Hello again, Twitter peeps.

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Speaker 2: Here are her details and she posts three pictures of

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Speaker 2: this like very beautiful woman, Germish, German, Swedish ancestry, body

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Speaker 2: count two people, celibate for the two past two years,

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Speaker 2: twenty three years old, unvaxed, meat focused diet, blah blah

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Speaker 2: is born, which she's only twenty three.

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Speaker 3: How old is her younger brother? Like twenty Like I

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Speaker 3: want to be that.

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Speaker 2: It does sound like.

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Speaker 3: A trustworthy trio, like the oldest person in your family,

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Speaker 3: your grandma. Yeah, you're the youngest person in your family,

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Speaker 3: and your little brother and then you who's.

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Speaker 1: Only twenty three.

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Speaker 2: It's it's insane.

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Speaker 1: Can I see the picture of the woman?

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Speaker 2: Uh? They deleted it off of Twitter. I wanted to say,

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Speaker 2: I can. I can find Twitter. She's pretty beautiful, but

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Speaker 2: I'll find her. Then she posts this long post saying

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Speaker 2: like she is not looking for a husband or boyfriend.

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Speaker 2: She will remain celibate after this. Your schedule must be

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Speaker 2: free to accommodate her ovulations cycle. She will give you

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Speaker 2: as much notice as possible. She has decided not to

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Speaker 2: go through with the upfront fee, so don't worry about that.

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Speaker 2: So the upfront fee that they were talking about is gone.

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Speaker 2: She is asking that you remain in touch for the

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Speaker 2: future for reinseminations, as she's looking to have three children

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Speaker 2: over the next five years. As you can see, she's

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Speaker 2: incredibly beautiful, intelligent, and has a very nice child bearing body.

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Speaker 2: Your offspring, offspring will be raised extremely well.

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Speaker 3: Okay, as you can see she's intelligent, Like we don't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, she is asking. Oh so this is

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Speaker 2: this is where it gets interesting. She says, please, oh

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Speaker 2: my god, why can't I speak today? I've like literally

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Speaker 3: Read I know literally, So not that you can't speak,

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Speaker 2: Okay. So then she says, please DM me your application.

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Speaker 2: I will be in touch with further with further details

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Speaker 2: if she seems or deems you qualified. Thank you. Oh

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Speaker 2: you can kind of see her in this picture.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's cute.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So she goes to her dms this girl the

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Speaker 2: original poster, and she opens them to find thousands, I

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Speaker 2: mean literally thousands of messages from dudes who like meet

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Speaker 2: her specific qualifications that are literally like begging to have

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Speaker 2: with it, like blah blah blah blah blah, like I

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Speaker 2: my child with her. She's beautiful, I'm beautiful. Let's make

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Speaker 2: beautiful babies like whatever. So she goes through the dms

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Speaker 2: like I want. She wants you to take a twenty

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Speaker 2: three and me DNA test. So she sends them a

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Speaker 2: probably a thousand people respond and they're like, oh, like,

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Speaker 2: I signed up, I took the test, here's my DNA results.

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Speaker 2: I fit her qualifications. Well, people did some fucking digging

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Speaker 2: in twenty three and Me has a referral program that

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Speaker 2: she gets twenty dollars every single person that signs up

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Speaker 2: to do twenty three and me with her referral code.

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Speaker 2: So this girl probably made twenty thousand dollars off of

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Speaker 2: referral twenty three and mealnks just scamming horny nasty.

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Speaker 3: So what she said, the intelligent thing she was literally

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Speaker 2: Is that not the most incredible thing you've ever heard?

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Speaker 4: A crazy scam.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's like like won't we won't see something

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Speaker 2: that like we're not even like understanding that her scamming.

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Speaker 3: There's a crazy one I saw somebody talking about. But

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Speaker 3: before I say that, that's what I'm saying is like,

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Speaker 3: you leave a woman in the kitchen, you'll be amazed.

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Speaker 3: But she comes up with because she later came out

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Speaker 3: then she had that idea.

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Speaker 2: No, she didn't, she.

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Speaker 1: Did, she did.

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Speaker 3: She got on her ID story and then she also

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Speaker 3: sent me a Hello Fresh link because she was like,

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Speaker 3: I'm cooking this. And then I came up with this idea,

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Speaker 3: you should sign up for HelloFresh.

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Speaker 2: And then you'll be amazing. You're being scammed.

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Speaker 1: I signed up.

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Speaker 3: I have eighteen hundred meals for this year, So you gave.

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Speaker 2: Her like what is eighteen hundred times twenty dollars, like

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm gonna be eating good, So that's a positive

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know, the one caveat to

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Speaker 2: her scam, which I don't know if she didn't read

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Speaker 2: the fine print or not, but I was looking through

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Speaker 2: and then the fine print it says that it's twenty

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Speaker 2: dollars Amazon gift cards, but like you can get a

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Speaker 2: lot of shit with twenty dollars.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can literally like supply your whole house with

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Also Amazon has everything now, like you can literally live

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Speaker 3: a very She could literally get an iPad off of

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Speaker 3: their get a few iPads, sell them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know your money. You know it's hilarious

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Speaker 2: is after going through a Twitter I realized after she

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Speaker 2: scammed all these dudes, she'd kept this scam and the

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Speaker 2: lie and the fraud up and was like, all right,

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Speaker 2: we found our bull and like like posted this man

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Speaker 2: and her together and it's obviously like fake photos of

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Speaker 2: and yeah, it's it was.

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Speaker 3: It's also so funny because what are you gonna do

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Speaker 3: go to small claims court and explain that to a judge.

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Speaker 3: Like Okay, so this might sound crazy, but my mom

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Speaker 3: my wife agreed that I could have sex with this

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Speaker 3: really young, like gorgeous girl, but she stole thirty dollars

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Speaker 3: from me.

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Speaker 2: Also like like the.

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Speaker 1: Judge's gonna be like, okay, like why are you here.

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Speaker 4: I used to run a scam in high school where

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Speaker 4: we would scam Starbucks.

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Speaker 2: Ooh yeah.

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Speaker 4: So basically we would go in, we would order something.

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Speaker 2: Oh, and then just steal it off the table.

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Speaker 4: Well, you'd wait and then they would put it out,

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Speaker 4: they'd say the name, and then your friend would come

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Speaker 3: Like, actually it was it was, Oh wait, actually I

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Speaker 3: This motherfucker got nudes out of me and I fully

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Speaker 2: We're on tour because he was a fucking freak. He

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Speaker 1: Such a freak.

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Speaker 3: He was such a perver and like not in a lipweight,

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Speaker 1: I'm kidding, but he like, hello, are you okay? You're hiding?

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Speaker 2: Also, you scammed or he scammed you, dude.

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Speaker 3: I was just like all that by bygones, like, bitch,

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Speaker 2: Like one of those like I'm not going to give

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so like that was like but I actually thought

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Speaker 1: Also, mind you, he can't. Every weekend he'd be like.

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Speaker 3: I proceed to go hang out with our other friends

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Speaker 1: So I would reply and be like, what do you want?

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Speaker 3: He starts literally trying to solicit sex for money from me.

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Speaker 3: He's like, if you come into my room and give

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Speaker 2: Also no offense, okay, me.

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Speaker 3: Having never given a head like before my life. Low

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Speaker 3: And then I was like, I remember I sent him

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Speaker 1: So he was sexually harassing.

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Speaker 2: Him that night and sent him pictures of other nude girls. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Believed it was her mind you Like she sent like

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Speaker 2: Is I funness of life.

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Speaker 3: we should literally still went and posted all of it

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Speaker 1: And I was like, do you see how you're reacting

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Speaker 2: Like, oh he ar that manager was literally the worst

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Speaker 1: He was like, why are you throwing my boy under

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Speaker 2: There are so many stories, so many evil, wicked things

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Speaker 2: I'll just say one thing that happened to me with him. Oh,

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Speaker 2: boxer briefs, which like isn't in inherently weird, but don't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, tour like he would also be like, oh, he's

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Speaker 3: Literally, he was like, you're just so like crazy and

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Speaker 2: I think, no, no, no. He was taking me to

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Speaker 2: know how like on some cars, like your phone automatically

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Speaker 3: draw is the Dropbox story d.

441
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:33,080
Speaker 1: Incriminating? Crazy? Also the fact that like we.

442
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:38,280
Speaker 2: Fucking allegedly allegedly. Everything I've said is allegedly allegedly allegedly.

443
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:41,080
Speaker 2: None of this actually happened. I'm making all of this up.

444
00:20:41,119 --> 00:20:42,680
Speaker 2: This is all allegedly and nothing.

445
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,159
Speaker 3: Writing this for like a really funny skit story, just

446
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,040
Speaker 3: hoping somebody will just make skits out.

447
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:48,800
Speaker 1: Of these jokes for me.

448
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:52,199
Speaker 2: Yeah. So the Drawbox story is I had like a

449
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,400
Speaker 2: brand deal. I don't even know how the how old

450
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,199
Speaker 2: I was. I was probably sixteen or seventeen. It was

451
00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:00,000
Speaker 2: near the end of the tour. Maybe maybe I was eight.

452
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:04,040
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I no.

453
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:08,080
Speaker 3: Matter what age you are, the HR violation, Yeah, that ensued,

454
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:09,320
Speaker 3: and I think.

455
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:11,040
Speaker 2: It was on purpose. Older I get the more I'm

456
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,800
Speaker 2: like this, you don't.

457
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,800
Speaker 3: Do that and not know that that's on there also

458
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,199
Speaker 3: like okay, just keep going because it's so funny.

459
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,560
Speaker 2: So I had to like do a brand deal. It

460
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,399
Speaker 2: was like my first brand deal, and I had no

461
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,719
Speaker 2: idea like what the fuck I was doing, and like

462
00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:28,200
Speaker 2: I needed to like upload the footage to my email,

463
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,399
Speaker 2: but the video file was too big, So like I

464
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:33,720
Speaker 2: text my manager and I was like, hey, I need

465
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,200
Speaker 2: to like I need to know how to upload a

466
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,840
Speaker 2: video I had like no money at the time, so

467
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,880
Speaker 2: I couldn't get my own dropbox and like file share

468
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,440
Speaker 2: whatever that website is wasn't working, so he was like, oh,

469
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:48,879
Speaker 2: we just used my dropbox, so like I'm like, oh cool.

470
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,520
Speaker 2: So I'm like trying to figure out how to use

471
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,280
Speaker 2: dropbox and like I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

472
00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:56,480
Speaker 2: So I'm like like uploading the video and then like

473
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,520
Speaker 2: I noticed that there are files on there, and like

474
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:04,120
Speaker 2: I'm a snooper, like I snooped, Like, don't give.

475
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,919
Speaker 3: Me anything any person would have done this.

476
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,719
Speaker 2: Like don't give me anything with personal information on it,

477
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,480
Speaker 2: because like I will find out what pills you're taking

478
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:13,040
Speaker 2: and know if I can get high on them, Like

479
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,760
Speaker 2: I will find out your tax history if it's in

480
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,320
Speaker 2: a drawer in your house. Like don't let me in

481
00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:20,199
Speaker 2: your house because I'm a snooper. Especially don't let me

482
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 2: in your drop box if you got this shit on there.

483
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:25,879
Speaker 2: So I like am going through the drop box and

484
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 2: like there's just a bunch of inconspicuous shit, like how

485
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:32,040
Speaker 2: much he's paying people like whatever, like his like payouts

486
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,119
Speaker 2: for other people, and I'm like, ooh, this is fun,

487
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,160
Speaker 2: Like this is fun. Seeing how much we're all getting paid.

488
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,840
Speaker 3: So it was crazy because that was like the beginning

489
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:42,560
Speaker 3: of the end because discrepans also also to like clarify

490
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,840
Speaker 3: for anybody who doesn't know, we were on this tour

491
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:47,199
Speaker 3: like a social media tour right at the beginning of

492
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 3: like that era of that style of.

493
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,480
Speaker 2: Like b or Ce list mag cons. Yeah, like that's

494
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 2: what it was.

495
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,280
Speaker 1: So it was like that era.

496
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 3: Like I think this era too, the magcn like series

497
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,159
Speaker 3: has come out, and that was kind of the start

498
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 3: of it. That like when Cameron not Cameron Dallas, the

499
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:07,800
Speaker 3: other the really gross one, the like tailor something like

500
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 3: the one sucks, he was like, where was my per

501
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 3: dim And we.

502
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 2: Were all like, wait, let me google.

503
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:18,200
Speaker 1: And then we found out because we weren't being paid,

504
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 1: like some people were being paid on tour, which we

505
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,520
Speaker 1: had no idea about until this, Yeah, but like none

506
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 1: of us were being paid, and we were all like, oh,

507
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,199
Speaker 1: this is just for like so we can see our

508
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:31,000
Speaker 1: fucking friends and like actually explore the world.

509
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:33,040
Speaker 3: In a very small way because he'd be like, we're

510
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,119
Speaker 3: going to La but we're like in touring, stuck in

511
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 3: a hotel with like no uber It's.

512
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:39,920
Speaker 2: Like a landlog and we didn't have money for uber

513
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 2: and like there was no pul for money.

514
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:48,400
Speaker 3: And he'd be like, no, yeah, but that's what we're

515
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:50,320
Speaker 3: talking about, and we weren't being paid. And then you

516
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:51,359
Speaker 3: found all that out.

517
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:54,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, like I want to see like more shit,

518
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:57,320
Speaker 2: like there must be good ship in here. And then

519
00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:00,919
Speaker 2: I stumbled upon a folder that was one of the

520
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,480
Speaker 2: most horrifying things in my life. And I'm not gonna

521
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,960
Speaker 2: speak about that because like that's not chill. But then

522
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:07,400
Speaker 2: I know.

523
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 1: That's what I was gonna say.

524
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,359
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, you can't mention one of the

525
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:13,400
Speaker 3: things because it was so fucking weird, and like literally,

526
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,879
Speaker 3: I hope this person has sued this person. Yeah whatever.

527
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:21,199
Speaker 2: But then I scroll a little more and I like

528
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:26,639
Speaker 2: find another folder and in the folder are a bunch

529
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,320
Speaker 2: of nudes and I'm like, oh, like this is interesting,

530
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:32,760
Speaker 2: Like what is this all about? And like I look

531
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 2: and I see it just a lot of wicked, weird shit,

532
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:42,919
Speaker 2: and like I've never shut my laptop faster and I

533
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,239
Speaker 2: wish I downloaded all that shit to my computer. If

534
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 2: I knew how to, I would have, but like, oh yeah,

535
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,400
Speaker 2: I And that.

536
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 3: Was like when Drew when we all saw Drew the

537
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,119
Speaker 3: next stop. He was like, y'all need to see this,

538
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:57,360
Speaker 3: and we all like gathered around the computer like all

539
00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:00,399
Speaker 3: those like literally kids just like looking. I mean, like

540
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,480
Speaker 3: what And at this point we all fucking hated him

541
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 3: because you told us about the money thing and we

542
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 3: were like, oh, word, like now we know how much

543
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,640
Speaker 3: money he's making us, or how much money he's making

544
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,919
Speaker 3: he's never paid us. Then we started finding out that

545
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 3: like we never got.

546
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 2: Paid for a single shot paid.

547
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 3: And the way he would like back it up like

548
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,359
Speaker 3: morally is that he was like.

549
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 1: He would always. One time he literally tweeted a.

550
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,719
Speaker 3: Bunch of screenshots of him paypaling me for brand deals,

551
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:27,200
Speaker 3: which I never saw the contracts of, Like I never

552
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,479
Speaker 3: we never saw contracts, We never saw anything. He'd be like, Oh,

553
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 3: this company wants to give you like a thousand dollars

554
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 3: for this or like this company, like I think the

555
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,439
Speaker 3: biggest one was like, uh when my YouTube was like

556
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 3: at its height, they were like, oh, this company wants

557
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 3: to give you five thousand dollars.

558
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 1: I was literally a senior in high school.

559
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 3: And I was like, holy shit, I'm gonna literally get my

560
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:45,680
Speaker 3: parents house rich.

561
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:46,640
Speaker 1: I'm rich.

562
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 3: And then as I got older, I thought about it.

563
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 3: I was like, at that time, my videos were getting

564
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 3: a million views each and.

565
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,440
Speaker 1: Then I was like, oh my god.

566
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 3: I never saw the contracts, so he would just pick

567
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,880
Speaker 3: and choose amounts and like he would like we got

568
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,560
Speaker 3: maybe each like four brand deals from him over the

569
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 3: like four years of working from him, And.

570
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:05,359
Speaker 2: One of one of the brand deals I got was

571
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 2: a song pop brand deal. And there are people still

572
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:12,639
Speaker 2: playing against my bot AI song Pops like account and

573
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 2: they'll like post it and be like, oh my gosh, Drew,

574
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,880
Speaker 2: like you're doing so good and they probably think we're

575
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 2: like best friends forever, but like, no, it's not me,

576
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:23,720
Speaker 2: like if they made a AI bot that was me

577
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:25,440
Speaker 2: on song Pop two.

578
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,119
Speaker 3: But yeah, he would like that was his way of

579
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,920
Speaker 3: like anytime we would be like, hey, you're not paying us,

580
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,639
Speaker 3: he'd be like, are.

581
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 1: You not fucking happy? And yeah, I'm like happy, but

582
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 1: like and not really.

583
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 2: He was like, well, we can just stop the tour

584
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 2: now if you want to be paid, because like and

585
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,240
Speaker 2: you'll never see your friends again. And he would like

586
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 2: hold our like friendships.

587
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,399
Speaker 3: With each Charley textas that once, like I in the

588
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 3: big group chat was like I don't think I can

589
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,639
Speaker 3: keep doing this because we found out some people were

590
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,119
Speaker 3: getting paid and the amounts they were getting paid was

591
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:55,240
Speaker 3: fucking insane.

592
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 2: So we were like, so we were selling more tickets

593
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 2: than everybody. Me and Enya we had like a ticket

594
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,800
Speaker 2: passed together, and near the end of the tour, we

595
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,360
Speaker 2: were selling like a shit ton of tickets and we

596
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 2: were seeing no money and the only way we got

597
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 2: paid was through merch sales at the shows.

598
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 3: Even that he would be like, oh my god, guys,

599
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 3: you sold three hundred hoodies.

600
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 1: Congrats, here's fifty dollars said, we'd be like, oh my god, yeah,

601
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 1: and then as we got older.

602
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,199
Speaker 3: We were like, wait a second, each hoodie is like

603
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:24,959
Speaker 3: fifty dollars.

604
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 2: Only get fifty dollars.

605
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:28,879
Speaker 3: But yeah, we had friends on tour who literally like

606
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:33,479
Speaker 3: had crazy merch sales and saw nothing of it. Like

607
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 3: we all were ending up leaving the tour because we

608
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 3: started to realize how much money he was making because

609
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,359
Speaker 3: when we were kids when we first joined it, like,

610
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,199
Speaker 3: I don't even think I ever looked at the ticket

611
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 3: like how much tickets costed, because I was just like, oh,

612
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,439
Speaker 3: this is a fun thing to see my friends, and

613
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,399
Speaker 3: I get to meet followers, Like I never thought that

614
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,160
Speaker 3: would be like a thing I get to do.

615
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 1: And then as time went on and as we got older,

616
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:54,640
Speaker 1: we were like.

617
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:58,439
Speaker 3: Wait a second, these tickets are like incredibly expensive.

618
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, like thousand dollars ticket packages, like crazy, insane.

619
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 3: Also, like he would work us to the fucking bone

620
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,359
Speaker 3: because we would land on a Friday after school, so

621
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 3: we would I would leave school, go straight to the airport.

622
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 3: Land have to get to the airport, get an uber

623
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 3: on my own dime. Like it was crazy, Like I

624
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:17,160
Speaker 3: would have to get myself an uber. Also, he would

625
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 3: put us on Spirit flights all the time.

626
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:24,160
Speaker 2: And his nasty, stinky, fucking decrepit, gross, rotten, disgusting, evil

627
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,640
Speaker 2: dog would sit first class with him on the pack

628
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,920
Speaker 2: he would get, and he put us in the back

629
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 2: on Spirit where my iPhone couldn't even fucking sit on

630
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 2: the table, and my ass would literally fall off on

631
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 2: these goddamn flights because I'm sitting on fucking cardboard next

632
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 2: to like, oh my god, getting angry again, dude, It's crazy. Also,

633
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 2: he held this hostage with drugs, like he would literally

634
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 2: like get us high and then like we would be like, oh,

635
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 2: if we go away we get high like it was.

636
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 2: It was.

637
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 3: It was like literally, if I go away, I can

638
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 3: have like any substance.

639
00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 2: Game killers, like pain killers, muscle relaxers. We'd like it.

640
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 3: Was alcohol like everything on it as a child, like

641
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 3: you could have because this fucking crazy man. Also he

642
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 3: would put us on like the craziest like I just

643
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 3: went to Atlanta for the first time, like actually leaving

644
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 3: the airport. I have been in the Atlanta airport eight

645
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 3: million times. Because not only when he put us on

646
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 3: Spirit flights, but we'd be going to like New York

647
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 3: and he would be like, okay, here's like a double

648
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 3: stop flight from Miami to New York. That's only a

649
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 3: three hour flight, and it would become like a five

650
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 3: hour excursion. We would land and then have to do

651
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 3: a meet and greet like through the night. Then we

652
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 3: would get fucked up and wake up like shaking, hungover

653
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 3: because he fed us alcohol and drugs withdrawal withdrawals and

654
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 3: meet like four hundred people, and then he'd be like,

655
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 3: all right, now go.

656
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 2: Home like we would have. It was. It was so crazy.

657
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 2: And meanwhile, while all of this was going on, my

658
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 2: mom like was very concerned about it all. She was

659
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 2: like dude, like I don't know about this, Like I

660
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 2: want you to be able to do your thing and

661
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 2: like like be happy, but like something feels wrong about this,

662
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 2: and like so she would be talking to this guy,

663
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 2: the manager of it all, and he would just be

664
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 2: blatantly lying to my mom about everything, and like, I

665
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 2: don't know. It was just such a like such a

666
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 2: bizarre experience and like I wouldn't trade it for the world. Literally,

667
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. Like at the end of it all,

668
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 2: like it was lit like we were fucked up, like

669
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 2: we I don't know, it was. It was super psychic.

670
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 2: That's like the one thing argument.

671
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 3: Is I met like all of my literally you, Christian

672
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,200
Speaker 3: and Orian I all met through that, and you guys

673
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 3: are like some of my main.

674
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 2: Do you remember the first time we hung out like

675
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 2: that was so sweet? That was so sweet.

676
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 3: It was fucking awesome And there's a picture to commemorate it.

677
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 3: Yeah we're yeah, but yeah, it was so crazy. And

678
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 3: then like towards the end, I just started becoming like

679
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 3: subordinate as fuck, Like I became literally a monster to

680
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 3: him because I was so pissed. And one time in

681
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 3: front of everybody, like you in the end because he

682
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 3: was like refusing to pay us.

683
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 2: Gross.

684
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 3: He was like refusing to pay all of us. And

685
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 3: we were sitting in the like the dining hall of

686
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 3: this fucking hotel and we were having our lunch break,

687
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 3: and he, in front of everybody, was trying to like

688
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 3: clock me and like like literally just boss up on

689
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 3: me to like show like I still have power, And

690
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 3: in front of everybody, he was like talking to everybody

691
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 3: about like posting links for the next weekend for tickets,

692
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 3: and then he points me out and he goes, you

693
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 3: haven't posted about like the shows in like weeks, like

694
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 3: you're not doing your part. And I was like, I'm not.

695
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 3: And I remember I said him. I was like, if

696
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 3: a brand has to post for me, like pay for

697
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 3: me to post a link, you need to pay me

698
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 3: to post a fucking link if I'm gonna be selling

699
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 3: tickets for you in front of everybody. And then he

700
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 3: was like are you serious, Like are you trying to

701
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 3: have this conversation with me right? Noah blah blah blah,

702
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 3: and like I just ignored everything he said. I can't

703
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 3: remember what he said because he was so fucking disgusting,

704
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 3: and he was wearing a gray shirt and he was

705
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 3: sweating through it, and he just looked so.

706
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 2: Nasty, Like I have a picture of him in my

707
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 2: head and when I think of him, that's the moment

708
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 2: I think of him. When he had like beads of

709
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 2: sweat going down his face and like he was all

710
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 2: shiny and like had like just gross, like nasty old

711
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 2: man hair like.

712
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 3: And he was wearing a gray shirt and sweating through it.

713
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 3: And I was like, I, literally in front of everybody, go,

714
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 3: why are you always so fucking sweaty? Like you were

715
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 3: always sweating through your goddamn clothes. It's fucking cold here.

716
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 1: And then he was like, I have I have kidney stones.

717
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 1: Don't talk to me like that.

718
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 2: And I was like, he stormed up, does.

719
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 1: Kidney stones have to do with it?

720
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 3: And then he literally left the room and we just

721
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 3: like ate and went back to meeting people, and I

722
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 3: feel like it didn't happen, And yeah, I just became

723
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 3: like so awful to him, and like in front of everybody,

724
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 3: I would do all the time, Like one time he

725
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 3: was trying to get on my ass again and I

726
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 3: had found out that he bought like one of the people,

727
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 3: one of his like minions, a bunch of YouTube equipment,

728
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 3: and then I was like, you need to buy me

729
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 3: a fucking ring light in a tripod and he was like, no,

730
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 3: I don't. And I was like, that's funny because I

731
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 3: found out that you bought so and so and so

732
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 3: and so that shit, So why the fuck don't you

733
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 3: do it for me? And I was like, I'm literally

734
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 3: getting the fuck out of here, like I'm not doing

735
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 3: the meat and greet and I got up to like

736
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 3: act like I was walking out, and he was like fine.

737
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 1: Fine, like what's your address?

738
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 3: And I stood over his shoulder while he got on

739
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 3: Amazon and ordered me a bunch of stuff.

740
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 2: And I was like that tole his debit card or

741
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 2: didn't steal. He gave it to us. And then we

742
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 2: went to seven eleven and we spent like five hundred dollars, like.

743
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 3: We spent so much money, and I bought myself a

744
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 3: bunch of Amazon gift cards. And then finally we quit

745
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 3: because everybody started quitting because we were all like, oh

746
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 3: my god, it's almost like you're scamming a bunch of children.

747
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 1: This is bad. But on the same track of scams.

748
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,960
Speaker 2: Before I was I have like a couple of things.

749
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 3: Some scams I can't believe I was actually able to

750
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 3: ring this back in and just remembered it, Like, God

751
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 3: is amazing.

752
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 1: God is so good sometimes.

753
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 3: But the scam I saw recently is this girl was

754
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 3: telling a story about how she got stood up on

755
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 3: a hinge date and she like went to the restaurant

756
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 3: she got stood up, and she was like, whatever, I

757
00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 3: already got all nice and pretty and I'm not about

758
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 3: to just walk out of this restaurant.

759
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 1: I feel too embarrassed to do it.

760
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna order myself a nice meal and just

761
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 3: be like this person didn't show up, that there was

762
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 3: a family emergency, and she talking about scams, yeah, and

763
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,319
Speaker 3: she was like, yeah, I just decided to sit and

764
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:18,399
Speaker 3: have a meal to myself because I was like sad

765
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 3: and I just wanted to treat myself. Another girl stitched

766
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:26,240
Speaker 3: it and was like, I have a very similar story,

767
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 3: and I was talking to my friend she had a

768
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 3: similar story, and they looked into it and found out

769
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 3: that there are restaurants making fake hinge and Tinder profiles

770
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:39,919
Speaker 3: and catfishing as people to bait people into going into

771
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 3: restaurants because they know that nine times out of ten,

772
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 3: if a woman shows up to a restaurant and gets

773
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 3: stood up, She's probably still gonna dine there. So restaurants

774
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:50,800
Speaker 3: are doing it as a ployed to get people into

775
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:54,919
Speaker 3: restaurants to fucking get meals and to like boost their

776
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,400
Speaker 3: business because then the chances are that person be like, oh,

777
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,320
Speaker 3: this restaurant's nice, Like I'll come back here.

778
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 2: People are so smart, they're so evil. Oh.

779
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 4: I heard another hinge scam where this guy made an

780
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 4: AI He like generated like this really hot girl and

781
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 4: made the photos super realistic and then they matched with

782
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 4: like like thousands of guys in cities that had Soho

783
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 4: Houses I'm pretty sure. And she he had it so

784
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 4: that her profile was like the ideal date would be

785
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,799
Speaker 4: getting drinks at Soho House. So then like she gets

786
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,760
Speaker 4: on like the top, like what hottest people on hinge whatever,

787
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,800
Speaker 4: matches with like tens of thousands of guys. He automated

788
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 4: a script to do this, and then the price of

789
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:45,399
Speaker 4: Soho House his stock like went up because they had

790
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 4: like a seven thousand percent increase in people that sign

791
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 4: up for Soho House, and then he like longed the

792
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:56,800
Speaker 4: stock or something and made like a million Holy shit.

793
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 3: People are like.

794
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 2: Like they're genius.

795
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,759
Speaker 3: They were about their fucking money.

796
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,919
Speaker 2: Scammers put their energy. Actually, no, I'm not even gonna

797
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,880
Speaker 2: say that. Literally, stay scamming because you're making bread like

798
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:14,239
Speaker 2: that's literally the economy. Yeah, like stimulate the economy, bro, dude.

799
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 2: This one scam I did when I was like probably

800
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 2: like thirteen or fourteen is I don't know if I

801
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 2: should say it, but I I'm not gonna say it.

802
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 3: I decided I'm not going to have something that I

803
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 3: feel like I can't say.

804
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 2: Because I know I was okay what I did.

805
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 3: Evil, but they were like, I don't want to give

806
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,240
Speaker 3: literal children awful ideas.

807
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:42,840
Speaker 2: I was, okay, I'll say what I did. So what

808
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 2: I did is when I was really young, I went

809
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:53,320
Speaker 2: on a vacation to India, and while I was there,

810
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:57,320
Speaker 2: I found a call center for set sale for thirty dollars,

811
00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 2: I bought it. And so every time you're grandparents seven,

812
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:07,280
Speaker 2: every time your grandparents get a scam call, it's lining

813
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 2: my pockets, motherfuckers. And that's how I make my money.

814
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:14,280
Speaker 2: And if you take that away from me, you're gonna burn.

815
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 2: You're gonna burn with the rest of the people that

816
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,720
Speaker 2: tried to take it away from me. Remember the people

817
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:24,719
Speaker 2: buried in Central Park by the Big Rock. Oh, they

818
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 2: tried to fuck with my pockets. They tried to fuck

819
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 2: with my money, and they learned their lesson. Yeah, they

820
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,759
Speaker 2: learned their lesson. So yeah, since I've been seven years old,

821
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 2: I've been scamming old people out of money through calls.

822
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 1: So why do you do the podcast then?

823
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 3: Because like this in comparison, this isn't like as financially

824
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 3: like fulfilling.

825
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:46,719
Speaker 2: It's because I am passionate about it.

826
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, this is your passion.

827
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,839
Speaker 2: About Yeah, I'm passionate about it.

828
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 1: You're so stupid. I was like, what do you.

829
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 4: No?

830
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 2: But I did get scammed before, and I love my

831
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 2: get scam story. Have y'all been scammed before?

832
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 1: Yeah?

833
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 3: I've been scammed so many times. One time, I like,

834
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 3: this one's a stupid scam. But it was still in

835
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 3: the like the beginning era of grailed. I it's actually

836
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 3: so mean because I bought it for my friend and

837
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 3: then I just like looked like a liar, but I

838
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,320
Speaker 3: showed him the receipt and showed him I got scammed.

839
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 3: But me and my friend, in like geometry class or

840
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 3: some shit, we would always joke with geometry geometry. Is

841
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:24,799
Speaker 3: that not like how you say it or do you?

842
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 3: Oh wait, no, you're only thirteen, so you don't.

843
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:27,960
Speaker 1: Have that class yet.

844
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:28,880
Speaker 2: What geometry is?

845
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 3: Oh, it's like a math related class.

846
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 1: You'll get it in high school.

847
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 2: Math is just numbers. Why don't they just call it math?

848
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 3: Well, it's because it's like a little more.

849
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:40,720
Speaker 1: I don't know why. Actually that's a really good question.

850
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 1: Someone like you was so.

851
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 2: Insightful beyond my geometry.

852
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 3: Is geometry not like when it's like shape based.

853
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 2: I was like so scared you didn't know.

854
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 3: I only know that because that was the only type

855
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 3: of math I was good at.

856
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,439
Speaker 2: For some reason, that math is fun and lit because

857
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 2: you can visualize, yeah, because you're.

858
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 3: Looking at images, so it's like ooh ooh, like I

859
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 3: bet I can guess how long this fucking this side

860
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 3: of this triangle is and it's like fun. But then

861
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 3: like algebra and stuff, I was really bad.

862
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:09,799
Speaker 2: Fuck algebra, dude. I literally failed. Oh my god, Oh

863
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 2: my god, it's so sad. It was like I was

864
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 2: like going into like sixth grade and we were taking

865
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 2: like pre algebra classes, and all the cool kids took

866
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,960
Speaker 2: the pre algebra class and I took it. And I

867
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,720
Speaker 2: did really good going into.

868
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 3: Seventh beasts at pre algebra, and then they get to algebra,

869
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 3: it's like yeah.

870
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:29,720
Speaker 2: And then in seventh grade, the first week of class,

871
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 2: I had no idea what the fuck was going on,

872
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:35,840
Speaker 2: and I was just guessing and it was so and

873
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 2: all of my friends and peers knew what to do,

874
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 2: they were passing. It just wasn't clicking with my brain.

875
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,959
Speaker 2: It was so bad that my teacher pulled me out

876
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 2: of the class to have a conversation with me and

877
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,800
Speaker 2: was like, look, true, like you don't know what you're doing,

878
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 2: and like I don't have time to teach you how

879
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,320
Speaker 2: to do it, so like you need to really really

880
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 2: consider going to a regular math class. And I went

881
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 2: to a regular math class and I cried in the

882
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 2: hallway because I was so embass because I had never

883
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 2: not been good at something I tried. And that was

884
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 2: the first time it happened, and I learned a big.

885
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:10,359
Speaker 3: First and last time. Yeah, well I was so bad

886
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:11,359
Speaker 3: at math, Like I'm just.

887
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:13,719
Speaker 2: Really bad at scam story real quick.

888
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:14,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is like so quick.

889
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 4: Though.

890
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 3: When I did the SATs, I forgot that I had

891
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 3: to bring a calculator and I.

892
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:19,879
Speaker 2: Bombed the bath.

893
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 3: I literally it was senior year and I couldn't even

894
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 3: remember how to do long division at that point, and

895
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 3: I was like, damn, I am fucked.

896
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 2: It was actually the first person to get a score

897
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,799
Speaker 2: on the SAT below ten. Yeah, I was like, she

898
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 2: got a seven writing your name? Yeah, she didn't know

899
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 2: how she didn't she didn't have a calculator. How was

900
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 2: she going to write her name?

901
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:44,280
Speaker 3: I just like drew boobs in all the like spots

902
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 3: that I was her grades.

903
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 1: This is really horny.

904
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, if I was grading that test,

905
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 2: she would have got like a three thousand.

906
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 3: I did really good on reading and writing, though, Like

907
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:54,399
Speaker 3: I killed that.

908
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 2: Yeah you've always been like, but that math Like.

909
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 3: My sad score was just passing because I got like

910
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 3: almost one hundred percent on reading and writing, I like

911
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 3: killed it. And then what's like plummeted my score was.

912
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:12,320
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding. I don't even think I got above

913
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,839
Speaker 3: like an eight hundred or like what what's like the

914
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:17,759
Speaker 3: total tally? I think it's sixteen hundred. I think I

915
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 3: got like a thirteen hundred, and it's because I got

916
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 3: like almost eight hundred on my SAT and then I

917
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 3: literally got maybe three hundred. I don't know if those

918
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 3: are the right numbers. It was actually so long ago

919
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:31,359
Speaker 3: this it's like kind of scary, but yeah it.

920
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:31,879
Speaker 1: Was really bad.

921
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:37,359
Speaker 2: Yeah uh I was I gonna say you're scam. Oh

922
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 2: yeah yeah yeah yeah. So this is about me getting

923
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,239
Speaker 2: scammed because I feel like it's only right if we

924
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:46,319
Speaker 2: talk about scams. We've done that. We have to talk

925
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 2: about scams we've got got by, And like everybody's been

926
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 2: gotten by a scam at one point in their life.

927
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 2: I know it, and you might not know it, but

928
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:58,800
Speaker 2: you were scammed. But one scam that got me, which

929
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 2: I feel like it's on almost like a rite of passage,

930
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 2: like for Boyhood is I was playing Modern Warfare two,

931
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,919
Speaker 2: and like if you know anything about Modern Warfare two,

932
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:13,280
Speaker 2: you know that there were like modded lobbies, like randomly

933
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 2: where you would join the lobby and you would have

934
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 2: every gun unlocked, every camo unlocked, every attachment or not attachment,

935
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 2: every like calling card and emblem and all that shit

936
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 2: would just be unlocked. And I wanted that so bad,

937
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 2: and it would be on your account for like twenty

938
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 2: four hours. It was like a virus. I forget what

939
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 2: they called it, but I wanted it so bad, and

940
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:40,240
Speaker 2: all of my friends got it. They would just randomly

941
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 2: end up in these lobbies, and I was like, what

942
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 2: the fuck, why don't I have good luck? Like invite

943
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,319
Speaker 2: me next time? Like what the hell, like text me

944
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:47,800
Speaker 2: or something like I want to be in one of

945
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 2: these lobbies because all my friends had everything unlocked and

946
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:53,880
Speaker 2: I was just still like a fucking scrub. So I

947
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 2: had the wise idea to get on eBay because I know,

948
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,759
Speaker 2: I knew you could buy shit, because I like had

949
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 2: a tag Xbox, because I wanted to learn how to

950
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 2: make modded lobbies myself, and like I wanted a lag switch.

951
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 2: We've talked about those before in the last episode. And

952
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 2: I saw links that you could buy these modded lobbies

953
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 2: where like if you bought it, you would be invited

954
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 2: to a modded lobby of like forty people and they

955
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 2: would infect you with the mod, so your account would

956
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 2: now be able to infect other people with the mod.

957
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,839
Speaker 2: So I was like, oh, I could like even sell this,

958
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 2: like this is lit, like I could sell this to

959
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:36,479
Speaker 2: my other friends. I don't have it. So I bought

960
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 2: it and it was like twenty I remember it was

961
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 2: twenty five dollars and fifty cents and I bought it

962
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:45,200
Speaker 2: on my dad's credit card because I didn't have any

963
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 2: fucking money, and so I took his card bought it whatever.

964
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 2: So I wait for the email. I get the email

965
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:52,879
Speaker 2: and he's like, okay.

966
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:56,800
Speaker 3: Like I literally ate that I lost because I thought

967
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,240
Speaker 3: of d.

968
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 2: D d mega doo doo. He's saying, we'll get into

969
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 2: that in a second. But so I bought it and

970
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,720
Speaker 2: I'm waiting. I get the email and in the email,

971
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 2: he's like, okay, for you to join my lobby, I

972
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 2: need your password and your email to your account. And

973
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, okay, like yeah, yeah, yeah, and

974
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 2: so I give it to him. But I was like,

975
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 2: I don't know. I was old enough to know not

976
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 2: to do that, but I did it.

977
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 3: Any had Twitter and stuff at this point, like you

978
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 3: should have know.

979
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, it was like pre Twitter.

980
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:42,880
Speaker 1: It was like I guess, yeah, because yeah, yeah.

981
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 2: I remember, like it was before Twitter because like, actually,

982
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:48,360
Speaker 2: shortly after this, my friends were trying to explain to

983
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,279
Speaker 2: me what a hashtag was and I literally could not

984
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 2: comprehend what a fucking hashtag was and they couldn't explain

985
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:55,319
Speaker 2: it either. And I still to this day, don't think

986
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:58,720
Speaker 2: anybody can actually verbalize what a hashtag is on Twitter.

987
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:02,759
Speaker 2: But it's like literally like just like a silent rule

988
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:07,839
Speaker 2: that we all know. It's so weird. But i give

989
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,320
Speaker 2: him my email and password and then I'm just waiting

990
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:13,839
Speaker 2: for him to email me back. He doesn't, and I'm like, oh, cool,

991
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:16,239
Speaker 2: he just took my money, Like fuck this guy. But

992
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:20,839
Speaker 2: he had given me his gamer tag. So I join

993
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 2: a party with him and I'm like, hey, like when

994
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 2: are we going to do the thing? And he was like, oh,

995
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 2: are you and then said my gamer tag and I

996
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 2: was like yeah, yeah, yeah, and he was like, oh,

997
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 2: like we're hosting the lobby soon. Sorry, I forgot to

998
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 2: send you the email and he was like a kid

999
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 2: my age and I was like, oh word, like this

1000
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 2: is interesting, this is exciting, Like I'm gonna be in

1001
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 2: the lobby soon. And then I am sitting there and

1002
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 2: I get logged out of my account like three seconds

1003
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 2: after I joined his party and talk to him and

1004
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 2: leave the party, and I'm like, oh, that's weird. So

1005
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 2: I go to log back in and I'm able to

1006
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:01,239
Speaker 2: log back in, and I'm like what the fuck? Like

1007
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 2: that was so weird and then so I joined his

1008
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 2: party again and I just like wanted to chop it

1009
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 2: up with him, and he was like just talking to

1010
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,680
Speaker 2: me about random shit. And then I get logged out

1011
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 2: again and I'm like, what the fuck is going on?

1012
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 2: And then I can't log back in, so I'm like, fuck, dude,

1013
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 2: like he changed, like the kid changed my password. So

1014
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 2: then I like start running and screaming because my dad's

1015
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 2: card is on that account and I didn't want him

1016
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:29,359
Speaker 2: to like get his information somehow. So I finally tell

1017
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:33,360
Speaker 2: my parents I got scammed, and they're fucking pissed. So

1018
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 2: then my mom is like, how do how do I

1019
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:37,319
Speaker 2: talk to his fucking kid? You were talking about how

1020
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:38,360
Speaker 2: would I fucking talk to him? And she was like

1021
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 2: cussing at me and she was angry. So my mom

1022
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 2: logs into my brother's account, adds him and gets on

1023
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:47,399
Speaker 2: the mic and starts screaming at his kid, and he's

1024
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 2: like he's like, my mom's like give me your fucking mother.

1025
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,360
Speaker 2: I need to talk to your fucking mother, like screaming

1026
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 2: at him, and like he's like, give hi, my kids

1027
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 2: a count back. If you take any of our fucking money,

1028
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 2: we're suing you we're gonna ruin your life and like

1029
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,439
Speaker 2: all this shit, and the kid starts crying and gets

1030
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 2: his mom on and my mom starts talking to this

1031
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 2: mom about scamming, and the kid is in the back

1032
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:10,239
Speaker 2: like screaming like oh no, like please, I didn't do that, like,

1033
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 2: and the mom's like, give me, give the kid the

1034
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 2: password to the account. So then he gives me the

1035
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:19,799
Speaker 2: new password and the email and I log back in,

1036
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 2: I get my account back. My older brother changes the

1037
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,359
Speaker 2: password and that was the rest of that.

1038
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:26,720
Speaker 3: My pRIFLE ass would have taken that to the grave,

1039
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:28,959
Speaker 3: like like I wouldn't have told my parents. I would

1040
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,320
Speaker 3: have been like I just like prayed that I got

1041
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:32,879
Speaker 3: like no word back from it.

1042
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 2: So scared, dude, I remember. It was like the most

1043
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 2: scared I've been in my life until I got chased

1044
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 2: by a man in my own home.

1045
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 3: It was a kind It was being scammed on modern

1046
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 3: warfare and then being chased by a burgler.

1047
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 2: Chased by a burglar modern warfare hacker. Yeah. But fun

1048
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:55,280
Speaker 2: end to the story is I actually ended up getting

1049
00:47:55,400 --> 00:48:00,800
Speaker 2: a model lobby. Yeah, and I had the tenth Prestige

1050
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 2: emblem and everything, and if you know, you know tenth

1051
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:07,280
Speaker 2: Prestige was the go, just like the Spinning School.

1052
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:11,760
Speaker 3: I only even thought of the DD Mega Doodoo because

1053
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 3: I was thinking about, like, oh, I wish I could

1054
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:16,279
Speaker 3: hack my Fortnite and like play a hacked lobby and

1055
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 3: like thinking about that, and then I thought about me

1056
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 3: playing it last night, and that's somehow ending.

1057
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 2: Up Mega Doodoo. I don't remember how we got there, but.

1058
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,239
Speaker 3: Oh, because I was watching the Gypsy ROAs thing, which

1059
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 3: if you were watching the Gypsy Rose lifetime thing, I

1060
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 3: am so fucking upset. This is a spoiler, but I

1061
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:35,919
Speaker 3: think you would get to this anyways, and you would

1062
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 3: stop watching too. They're trying to make it like a

1063
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:44,800
Speaker 3: reality show Kardashian's ass thing, where it's like the drama,

1064
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 3: the drama between their marriage, like they're already ex like

1065
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:50,919
Speaker 3: and they're doing like interviews with the husband stuff before

1066
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:53,840
Speaker 3: and this is before she got out, and like I

1067
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:54,800
Speaker 3: literally stopped.

1068
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:56,160
Speaker 1: I think it's episode seven or eight.

1069
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 3: I stopped watching last night because I was like, no,

1070
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 3: you're not, You're not about to brain watched me into

1071
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:04,919
Speaker 3: watching like a TLC reality show, a fucking Gypsy Rose,

1072
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 3: Like I want the t I want crazy shit.

1073
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:08,919
Speaker 1: I don't want this like made up think of Like.

1074
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,360
Speaker 3: He's sitting down with the family trying to convince them

1075
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 3: he loves her. Like what the fuck am I watching

1076
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 3: bitch fuck you?

1077
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,759
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck like that, and I just

1078
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,840
Speaker 1: don't fuck with it. And I'm like the comments the

1079
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:20,880
Speaker 1: D was fire.

1080
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, the D is fire, The D is fire the D.

1081
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 3: And then he goes exactly, I don't care about the haters,

1082
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 3: come and get it.

1083
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1084
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 2: That is also he looks just okay, let's talk about this.

1085
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:39,359
Speaker 2: He looks just like her mother, which I was talking

1086
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 2: I was thinking about it last night. I was like, dude,

1087
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 2: like that girl is never going to have a normal life.

1088
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 2: It is so dark. Every single person that comes into

1089
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 2: her life is going to be using her for fame, money,

1090
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 2: and fortune. I'm not saying that he is, but she

1091
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 2: will never have a friend, Like she can never leave

1092
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:56,360
Speaker 2: this guy. Like it's just so dark to me, Like

1093
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 2: it's so like it's such an evil situation.

1094
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,840
Speaker 3: Her life is being projected in such a way that

1095
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 3: she'll never just walk into a random place and people

1096
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 3: not know.

1097
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 2: Who she is. Yeah, it's like even.

1098
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:09,240
Speaker 3: More so than before, Like her life was already headed

1099
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:10,760
Speaker 3: for that, but the fact that she got on TikTok

1100
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 3: and immediately got like ten million followers like your toast.

1101
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I will say something else funny that happened

1102
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 2: with the Gypsy stuff is like before when she first

1103
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 2: got out and everyone was commenting like slay like your mother,

1104
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:28,919
Speaker 2: slay mother, your mother, Like you're serving like slay mother,

1105
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,879
Speaker 2: slay mamas, like all that shit in her comments, and

1106
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:35,360
Speaker 2: everyone or someone was like, wait, maybe we shouldn't say

1107
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 2: that because she literally slaid her mother, Like she literally

1108
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,400
Speaker 2: slayed her mom, Like, maybe we don't say.

1109
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:44,719
Speaker 3: That her comments I saw yesterday. Also, like in the

1110
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:47,760
Speaker 3: last episode, it was like she goes, I'm literally a murderer,

1111
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:49,839
Speaker 3: and that kind of I was like, all right, let's

1112
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,759
Speaker 3: real back a little because you didn't do shit.

1113
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 2: No, you did not do shit.

1114
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 3: You're just like you instacarted a murderer.

1115
00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:58,720
Speaker 1: You're not a murderer.

1116
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:02,240
Speaker 2: It's like if you poke the enough, they're gonna attack.

1117
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:02,840
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1118
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 3: Like I was just like but for some reason, like

1119
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:06,839
Speaker 3: I was like, all right, now you're trying to get

1120
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:08,479
Speaker 3: street cred that you don't really own.

1121
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:11,799
Speaker 2: Like no, no, she's a killer. She's hard as.

1122
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:16,280
Speaker 3: Fun a killer, but like metaphorically like she's she's killing

1123
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 3: the game.

1124
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:22,479
Speaker 2: But yeah, Also, uh Ariana Grande dating someone that looks

1125
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 2: just like her brother. There's some weird, creepy shit going.

1126
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 1: That's always a thing.

1127
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 3: Though.

1128
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 1: It's like.

1129
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 3: I can name like three other people who I am

1130
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 3: like the person you're dating is literally related to you,

1131
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 3: but that's like classic, that's like zibling or relationship.

1132
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:40,839
Speaker 2: Also, we never talked about Frankie Grande's I'm a rock

1133
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:41,360
Speaker 2: and Roll.

1134
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 3: That's Queen of the Evolution, Baby I'm killing baby institution.

1135
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,760
Speaker 3: But yeah, we got to d D Mega Doodoo because

1136
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 3: I was watching it and I kept saying.

1137
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:01,440
Speaker 2: Like, dd Mega Doodoo. God, dude, that's one of the

1138
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:14,240
Speaker 2: best videos ever. I'm sorry, mang do oh well, I forget.

1139
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:18,440
Speaker 2: I forgot to say, like my thing this year is

1140
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 2: gonna be poop. Like I love like the word poop.

1141
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:24,439
Speaker 3: Again, Like I hate that so much because he said

1142
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:28,040
Speaker 3: it in the car, dead serious, Like we were shopping

1143
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 3: for a candle for the house and he was like,

1144
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 3: he was like, should I ask if they have poop?

1145
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,440
Speaker 3: Said like, and he said it, you said it loud

1146
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 3: enough for the guy here, and he kind of chuckled,

1147
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:38,920
Speaker 3: and I.

1148
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 1: Was like, oh my God, you were literally child.

1149
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:44,640
Speaker 2: They make poop flavored perfumes, because I really want to

1150
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 2: flavored perfume. I really want to smell like feces, and

1151
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 2: like when you're in like a nice establishment, like a

1152
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 2: le labo or a dip dip cheek, you can be like,

1153
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:56,640
Speaker 2: do you have like fikal scented perfume? Because it's like

1154
00:52:56,680 --> 00:53:00,920
Speaker 2: more elegant to say fecal matter rather than poo. Yeah,

1155
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 2: but I also wanted to bring up the fucking video

1156
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 2: I sent in the group chat today of Ricky Dllon.

1157
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy, Drew? Look at this? Wait, please

1158
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 1: look at this.

1159
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 3: I say this at eleven nineteen pm last night and

1160
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:18,759
Speaker 3: I saw you in the group chat, and you know

1161
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,600
Speaker 3: what I wrote, I said, it's fucked up.

1162
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 1: Even in a lipsing video.

1163
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:24,480
Speaker 3: I can tell you have a list, like you cannot

1164
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:28,280
Speaker 3: escape the lisp allegations, even when you were not saying

1165
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 3: a goddamn I.

1166
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 2: Think lisps are cute, like I'm not. I'm not even and.

1167
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 3: It's like, I mean, look at this video, like this

1168
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:34,879
Speaker 3: video is actually.

1169
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,759
Speaker 2: It is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

1170
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:39,320
Speaker 1: And this is something Josiah would do.

1171
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:41,759
Speaker 2: I know, we need that's literally we need to give

1172
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 2: Josiah money to do this, Like, I will funder, please don't. Also,

1173
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:50,000
Speaker 2: the fact that Ricky Dylon has a song with Snoop

1174
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:52,840
Speaker 2: Dogg will never not be the funniest thing ever. Also,

1175
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:56,680
Speaker 2: no one's talking about this, but Snoop Dogg is actually

1176
00:53:56,719 --> 00:54:00,440
Speaker 2: two inches tall and living inside of Ricky Dillon's.

1177
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:05,440
Speaker 4: In when it flashes that quickly?

1178
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 2: Did you see this orange?

1179
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 3: Did you see they stole Quinn's face and made a

1180
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:11,520
Speaker 3: mannequin out of her?

1181
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:12,760
Speaker 2: Are you kidding?

1182
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:17,360
Speaker 3: Look, somebody like made a mannequin head and it's literally

1183
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:21,879
Speaker 3: Quinn's face, like, and then somebody liked it and it's

1184
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 3: literally her and she's like, wait, should I fucking sue

1185
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:25,800
Speaker 3: because they're literally stealing my face?

1186
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:27,280
Speaker 2: Dude? That's crazy.

1187
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:29,760
Speaker 3: Also, but like you have to be a different level

1188
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 3: of sexy, hot, beautiful for people to be like I

1189
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:35,120
Speaker 3: need that house.

1190
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,440
Speaker 2: The people that like recognize that. You have to be

1191
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 2: like so hot that like people like, yeah, that's so fine,

1192
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 2: but yeah.

1193
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:44,680
Speaker 3: It's crazy that you sent that this morning, because I

1194
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:48,360
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god. But my last tidbit is

1195
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:53,360
Speaker 3: I've decided that free black coffee as an amenity is

1196
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 3: the biggest slap in the face we have let go

1197
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 3: under the rug, like explain, because like I feel like,

1198
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:05,320
Speaker 3: for example, like in lounges and airports, it's supposed to

1199
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:07,399
Speaker 3: be like ooh, like I'm so much better than now,

1200
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:10,160
Speaker 3: Like you're gonna go down there with all the stores

1201
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 3: and like no seats, and I'm gonna come up here and.

1202
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:12,840
Speaker 1: Get free food.

1203
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 3: And like the free food in question is like some

1204
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:17,880
Speaker 3: of the scariest food you've ever seen in your life.

1205
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 3: Like I don't know why, like buffet style shit just

1206
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:22,920
Speaker 3: scares me in general, because I'm like, not only is

1207
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:25,160
Speaker 3: this just sitting here, but people are like all touching

1208
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:26,439
Speaker 3: and interacting with it, and that.

1209
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:27,040
Speaker 1: Grosses me out.

1210
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:28,880
Speaker 3: But then it's like okay, you get free that and

1211
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:32,800
Speaker 3: then free black coffee, Like that is literally the cheapest

1212
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 3: drink you can give to people for free, Like it

1213
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 3: is such a like low blow, like.

1214
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:39,200
Speaker 2: You might as well give me nothing. Water yeh.

1215
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 1: And fruit water is also the craziest, Like.

1216
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:43,040
Speaker 2: It's like banana water.

1217
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,439
Speaker 3: Cut up a single cucumber and put in a big

1218
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:47,000
Speaker 3: jug banana water.

1219
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 2: People cut up bananas.

1220
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 1: And people not put bananas in the water.

1221
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:54,600
Speaker 2: Literally, people put bananas in the water. Girl, there's fluorite

1222
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:56,480
Speaker 2: in the water, and there's bananas in some water. Like,

1223
00:55:56,560 --> 00:56:00,239
Speaker 2: let's talk about it, all right, banana water. Hold on,

1224
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 2: I gotta find the picture.

1225
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:09,279
Speaker 3: Like also the sign banana water, Like, who is so

1226
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:12,480
Speaker 3: not like within their cognitive mind able to go up

1227
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 3: and see that.

1228
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:14,239
Speaker 1: That's literally a cut up.

1229
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:16,680
Speaker 3: Banana in the water, like putting a label and guy,

1230
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 3: it's also like a dig at the intelligence to the

1231
00:56:18,719 --> 00:56:19,840
Speaker 3: people interacting with it.

1232
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:25,759
Speaker 2: Fruit water. Hey, that's what they call me, all right,

1233
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:27,760
Speaker 2: I mean when I'm when I'm douche.

1234
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:29,239
Speaker 1: Do you have sy op corner or no?

1235
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 2: Yeah corner? Yeah, I forgot to do it. We've been

1236
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 2: forgetting the end of the episode the last couple of episodes. Okay,

1237
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:42,959
Speaker 2: Drew sye Op corner. Better eat your girl pussy before

1238
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:46,400
Speaker 2: her homegirls do it. Bitch as gay as fuck these days.

1239
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, that's good.

1240
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:57,920
Speaker 2: I forgot to do this one. How the fuck your

1241
00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:00,720
Speaker 2: breath stink around Christmas? It's free peppers everywhere.

1242
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:06,120
Speaker 1: That one's really good.

1243
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:08,600
Speaker 2: After I die, I'm gonna comeback as a pecan tree.

1244
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 2: Some motherfuckers can eat my nuts. This is like the

1245
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:18,960
Speaker 2: certified classic bitches smoke their whole pregnancy and ask why

1246
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 2: the baby keeps crying, bitch, he needs an eighth I

1247
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:29,960
Speaker 2: have like eight more, but I should just save them

1248
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:32,680
Speaker 2: do one more. Being called a liar when I know

1249
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:35,240
Speaker 2: I took time to make it sound true gets me

1250
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:35,760
Speaker 2: so mad.

1251
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 1: Oh god, that's good. Okay.

1252
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:44,080
Speaker 3: My media of the week is I only have one

1253
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:46,880
Speaker 3: song and it's overkilled by men at work. I like,

1254
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:51,000
Speaker 3: can't stop listening to that song. I listened to it

1255
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:52,960
Speaker 3: a lot as a kid because of my parents, and like,

1256
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:55,040
Speaker 3: that song makes me so happy. It was also in

1257
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,560
Speaker 3: The Adults, which I don't think like people loved that movie,

1258
00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 3: but I liked that movie, so suck my.

1259
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:04,360
Speaker 2: Ball, guys. I was so depressed on the airplane, and

1260
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:06,400
Speaker 2: I like, I don't know why I was so sad,

1261
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:08,720
Speaker 2: Like it was just such a weird vibe, and I

1262
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:10,920
Speaker 2: was like, well, you know what would hit right now

1263
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:16,600
Speaker 2: was kid A in Okay Computer. And I downloaded both

1264
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:19,080
Speaker 2: of those albums and listened to it all four hours

1265
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:21,080
Speaker 2: of the flight. Actually it was like five hours because

1266
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 2: I was on fucking tarmac for one hour each way.

1267
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:25,880
Speaker 2: It was hell, but I listened to Okay Computer and

1268
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 2: kid A and then a little bit of in Rainbows

1269
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:33,600
Speaker 2: that I had downloaded. No one's talking about Radiohead, like literally,

1270
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 2: no one is having this conversation, like why did not call.

1271
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:39,600
Speaker 3: It radio Head because it's always on the radio and

1272
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 3: it's stuck in behead.

1273
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:48,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god, but how did this?

1274
00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 3: Just texted me because he we like for my one

1275
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:53,480
Speaker 3: birthday excursion?

1276
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:56,240
Speaker 1: Is I think you know about this? Actually I don't know.

1277
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:57,720
Speaker 3: So mar I was like, oh my god, they're doing

1278
00:58:57,760 --> 00:58:59,960
Speaker 3: the Michael Jackson musical in LA and we should all go.

1279
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:01,160
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh my god, that could be

1280
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:01,920
Speaker 3: my birthday excursion.

1281
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:04,080
Speaker 1: It's gonna a few people and going. And then he

1282
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:04,920
Speaker 1: just texted me.

1283
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:07,360
Speaker 3: Our only texts have been about that, by the way,

1284
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:10,520
Speaker 3: and then he goes, bro, I had MJ the musical Nightmare.

1285
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:12,520
Speaker 3: They were trying to kill me and eat my body.

1286
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:16,720
Speaker 2: It sounds about right. Let's check and see if Michael

1287
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:18,440
Speaker 2: Jackson was on those flight logs.

1288
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:21,360
Speaker 3: Oh.

1289
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:27,000
Speaker 2: Actually, one thing I saw Trisha Hates did has one

1290
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,880
Speaker 2: of the funniest things I've ever heard, and I never

1291
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:31,440
Speaker 2: heard it until like last week. But she was like,

1292
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:33,920
Speaker 2: I love the colors of the trans flag. It's almost

1293
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 2: like a gender reveal. And she's like oh, and I

1294
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:46,960
Speaker 2: was like, oh, she's so smart, Like that's so funny.

1295
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:50,440
Speaker 2: Literally me and you talking on the phone. But how

1296
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:56,600
Speaker 2: to disappear completely by radiohead? Oh, don't even get me started,

1297
00:59:57,400 --> 01:00:01,760
Speaker 2: get me started. I have to see swim. Is that

1298
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:04,720
Speaker 2: Rick Owens? There's no seriously, who is that?

1299
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:05,560
Speaker 3: It's true?

1300
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:11,600
Speaker 2: Oh, the fact that he's three hundred and eighty six

1301
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:12,440
Speaker 2: years old.

1302
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:14,640
Speaker 3: The fact that every now and then he comes out

1303
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 3: with a song that he said it sounds like a

1304
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:19,720
Speaker 3: Brockhampton song, is like awesome, Yeah.

1305
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:22,720
Speaker 2: We need to have that conversation. Brockhampton stole their entire

1306
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:25,480
Speaker 2: swag from Rue Paul. I don't think we're ready for

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Speaker 2: that conversation.

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Speaker 3: All right, Well, thank you guys so much for listening.

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Speaker 3: I hope you have an amazing.

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Speaker 2: Week and pucker those buttholes make Daddy proud, Catful