Speaker 1: Perfect. Behold, I am bethelda a giant worm like creature
Speaker 1: that lives at the bottom of a muddy hole. And
Speaker 1: this is my podcast on the surface, where I try
Speaker 1: to make sense of the disgusting world above with help
Speaker 1: from human experts and my sidekick, a cool team that
Speaker 1: fell down my hole. Cool teen say something. Hey, everybody
Speaker 1: wants going on? That was perfect? Today's topic sex? What
Speaker 1: is it? Where is it? Is it expensive? Hopefully we'll
Speaker 1: find out from our guests, Jesse Jollis and Claire Burns
Speaker 1: from the No Such Thing as Love Podcast. Jesse Claire,
Speaker 1: thank you for coming down into the hole today. Great
Speaker 1: to be here. It's really our honor. Yeah, thank you,
Speaker 1: I mean the honor is all mine. Now we're here
Speaker 1: to talk about sex today. And as a giant, warm monster,
Speaker 1: I am familiar with mating, but I hear sex is different.
Speaker 1: So to start off, how would you to define sex?
Speaker 1: You know, we both have such wonderful views of sex.
Speaker 1: You know it develops over time. Yes, as a human
Speaker 1: you have different relationships with it. You think of it
Speaker 1: as a scary thing, you think of it as your
Speaker 1: only value as a woman. It's a fun activity with
Speaker 1: strangers too, Okay, that got a little dark. It can
Speaker 1: be it can be fun. It's like playtime for adults. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: So it can be really bad or it can be
Speaker 1: really fun. Right, Yes, there are time outs. Everyone gets
Speaker 1: in trouble sometimes, but it can be fun. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: it can just be okay, And that's okay too. That's
Speaker 1: a great point. Well to be this. I'm still very confused,
Speaker 1: but that's the point of the podcast. You know, it's
Speaker 1: gonna take me some time to understand, now, cool, Tene.
Speaker 1: You've told me you're kind of an expert at sex,
Speaker 1: but you won't really tell me anything about it, which
Speaker 1: is weird. But oh yeah, I know all about it.
Speaker 1: I know all the ins and outs, the secret stuff.
Speaker 1: I just you know, I I promised my friends I
Speaker 1: wouldn't necessarily repeat everything that they taught me. Um. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a sexpert, that's for sure. That makes sense.
Speaker 1: Promises to friends are important. I made a promise to
Speaker 1: a grub once and I've kept it till this day.
Speaker 1: So maybe maybe we just hop into our first segment.
Speaker 1: What do you say? Does that sound good? Okay? Great?
Speaker 1: Our first segment is what in the mud is this? Okay?
Speaker 1: Here's how this works. Okay, I'm gonna present you with
Speaker 1: a series of words related to human sex. Okay, I'll
Speaker 1: take a guess at what they mean, and then you
Speaker 1: two can correct me if we needed. Cool, great, wonderful
Speaker 1: at first. Okay, dude, this picture of a dildo. It
Speaker 1: sort of looks like me. So I'm gonna say, maybe
Speaker 1: this is like, um, like a beautiful worm sculpture. How
Speaker 1: close am I? Well, it depends on who you ask,
Speaker 1: but I'd say you're pretty close your clothes, you know. Great?
Speaker 1: So what dildo is? A penis like sculpture for pleasure,
Speaker 1: uses for fun, penetration or delicate touching on the outside.
Speaker 1: It can be made of metal, glass, silicon, I mean,
Speaker 1: there's so many can heat it up, you can freeze it,
Speaker 1: You can freeze that temperature can play a part if
Speaker 1: you'd like, you can practice putting condoms on. Oh okay, Well,
Speaker 1: coincidentally enough, our next book aboard is condom. Okay, Now,
Speaker 1: when I looked at this, I expected it was some
Speaker 1: sort of like sleeping bag for a worm much smaller
Speaker 1: than me. As again, I'm absolutely enormous. Is that close?
Speaker 1: If we're going with a worm sculpture? For the dildo.
Speaker 1: Then yes, it is closed. It is its own sheath
Speaker 1: to protect the contents of the hard penis, to keep
Speaker 1: it with the hard penis as opposed to going outside
Speaker 1: of its area. Okay, So these are precious, context the
Speaker 1: most precious specious their protection there are a lot like
Speaker 1: a butterfly, you know, the cocoon that is when you're safe, really,
Speaker 1: and a condom is like that. It's protection for sperm.
Speaker 1: Can I be totally honest again, Yeah, I'm twice as
Speaker 1: confused because I said butterfly. Can you know what I
Speaker 1: know some butterflies, and I do think they're very precious.
Speaker 1: So yeah, okay, I think I'm I think I'm getting it.
Speaker 1: The best thing about a condom is it can prevent
Speaker 1: pregnancy and diseases, diseases and infections that can be traded
Speaker 1: between humans. Oh okay, Okay, so I get that absolutely.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm I'm no stranger to an infection. Okay,
Speaker 1: it doesn't look like you are all kinds of cultures
Speaker 1: on this body. Okay, so great, and then and then
Speaker 1: pregnancy is of course you know I made I mate
Speaker 1: with other worms. Yeah, pretty familiar with it. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: for sure, Coltine, you are sweating. Yeah, well, as with
Speaker 1: those the nose up on the surface. I I was
Speaker 1: very cool. I knew all the sex stuff, I took
Speaker 1: all the drugs and uh, I can skateboard and I've
Speaker 1: never fallen once. And I have so many friends. I
Speaker 1: forget their freaking names and got straight a's And that
Speaker 1: is cool. That is cool to get straight a's. Actually,
Speaker 1: that is Coultine, Coltine, you are cool to us, no
Speaker 1: matter how uncool you were in the surface. That's it. Okay,
Speaker 1: please know that. Yeah, okay, cool, And you can to
Speaker 1: add Claire and Jesse to your friend names. Okay, there
Speaker 1: we go. Hell yeah, I forgot him already. Okay, great, Okay,
Speaker 1: So next we have UM B D s M but
Speaker 1: which I assume stands for big dent sloppy mutt. Wow,
Speaker 1: that is um not at all correct, I'll say that. Okay, well, okay.
Speaker 1: Sometimes in the mating process or in the sexual process,
Speaker 1: some people like to have fun with a little power play,
Speaker 1: a little status, a little pain perhaps, okay, a little pain,
Speaker 1: perhaps like giving pain to someone exactly. You could be
Speaker 1: the giving, you could be the receiving. Maybe a little slap,
Speaker 1: maybe a little whip, maybe a little feather. It could
Speaker 1: be a little hot candle wax, maybe a little ice,
Speaker 1: maybe a little gag. Maybe okay, maybe we're putting cuffs on.
Speaker 1: Maybe we're playing with ropes a little bit were restrained. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well I've I've slept cool teen once or twice. Show
Speaker 1: you're saying cool Teine and I have done Buddism, and
Speaker 1: it's at a little different. That was when I was
Speaker 1: trying to escape the whole. So I mean, I mean,
Speaker 1: go out for a quick walk. Go out for a
Speaker 1: quick walk. That's all I meant, got it, Yeah, just
Speaker 1: a just a little background cool team felt on the
Speaker 1: whole and he is not allowed to leave until he
Speaker 1: helps me get out of the whole as well. It's
Speaker 1: really more of a side note you were saying, clear, Well,
Speaker 1: I was saying that you actually it is an acronym.
Speaker 1: Now I don't know if that is a word that
Speaker 1: you're familiar with, but it is, but the first letter
Speaker 1: of multiple words put together. Okay, I'm okay, I'm a
Speaker 1: where I'm not an idiot. I'm sorry to have that.
Speaker 1: No one's an idiot, and I'll say that no one's
Speaker 1: an idiot when it comes to sex and that you know.
Speaker 1: Cool teen, that's for anyone not knowing or knowing. No
Speaker 1: one's an idiot in this hole. How about that no
Speaker 1: one's an idiot? Oh that's lovely cool cool. Okay, I
Speaker 1: accept your apology, yes, but I will inform you. Okay.
Speaker 1: B D s M stands for bondage, discipline, submission and
Speaker 1: sado masochism or masochism. Okay, it's like sex, it's kind
Speaker 1: of about pleasure, and so pleasure to you could be
Speaker 1: just a feather tickle for a long time, and so
Speaker 1: that is sexual play for you. Sorry, we just we
Speaker 1: just got a package. Let me just go get that. Okay, Hey, hi,
Speaker 1: thank you for your baggage. Thank you. Okay, you just
Speaker 1: toss it, you just toss it down here, thank you?
Speaker 1: Oh god. Okay, hit me right in the face. Okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: that's the only way I get food down here. Uber eats, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta feed him. You know, he's human. I know
Speaker 1: that about humans that they gotta eat in a dirt.
Speaker 1: Apparently not good enough. Show. Well, great buddism, I feel
Speaker 1: I feel pretty good about. Let's move on to the
Speaker 1: next book camp. Okay, we have u g spot. Now
Speaker 1: this one I'm confident. I know. Okay, there's a spot
Speaker 1: in your hole where you throw all the garbage that
Speaker 1: falls down here. Yes, G spot, no close, but no
Speaker 1: a lot of people. Here's the thing. People's G spot
Speaker 1: is different on different people. You know, based on your body.
Speaker 1: May I you may? The G spot is actually a
Speaker 1: spot of tissue that is in the vaginal canal. It
Speaker 1: does feel different in touching it, texture wise, texture wise,
Speaker 1: and it is a very big pleasure spot for many
Speaker 1: people who have a G spot. It is some say
Speaker 1: difficult to find. Others say, put in the time. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Yeah, wow, I love that. And
Speaker 1: it's you said, it's a it's a spot of it
Speaker 1: is there. Um, here's the thing. I just all overwhelming
Speaker 1: for me. I'm losing my words and I'm I'm weirdly hot.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that's about. But that's good. That's
Speaker 1: what sex does to you. It's okay, it makes you hot.
Speaker 1: I've got a list go in here, and it's it's
Speaker 1: a good one makes Let me just write this, let
Speaker 1: me just write this down with my mouth cruet. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: you hold a pen beautifully mouth work that would that
Speaker 1: be helpful and chex. That would be good. People love that,
Speaker 1: very helpful. You should see my anus work. Hello, also
Speaker 1: could be good. It's just a little joke. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: get back into this vog cab all right, here we go.
Speaker 1: Kink Okay, now, for me, kink is when I can't
Speaker 1: poop because I'm sitting on my own body, sort of
Speaker 1: like a hose situation about a kink? What is it
Speaker 1: on the surface. That's a wonderful visual. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Cool teen does have to help me out sometimes. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know when you do a kink in a hose
Speaker 1: uh in the backyard and then you let go over,
Speaker 1: it really flies out after that. That's kind of the
Speaker 1: process that we go through. Uhe fells the gets it
Speaker 1: a kink. So maybe a condom would be good for that, Yes,
Speaker 1: but it'll stop the precious. Am I making connections here?
Speaker 1: I get what you're saying. Kink is more. It has
Speaker 1: to do with like categories of how people find pleasure.
Speaker 1: What are some of those categories? Wow, it's an overall
Speaker 1: turn on. It's an umbrella statement. So there could be
Speaker 1: fetishes that are kinks, right, Okay, So there may be
Speaker 1: something that's specific that you enjoy Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've gotta I've got a kink for boobs. Good, I've
Speaker 1: got a kink for boobs. Good for you. Yeah, you've
Speaker 1: got a lot of a lot of pictures of boobs
Speaker 1: down here. Yeah, I've drawn a lot in the in
Speaker 1: the walls of the hole, in the mud, in the dirt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: totally kinked. I'm kinked out for boobs man. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I support that. I see some and they look lovely.
Speaker 1: What I love is that you have all different shapes
Speaker 1: and sizes, and that's important. That's what's important. As a
Speaker 1: five ton worm, I appreciate that exactly. Now. I would
Speaker 1: think that maybe fail stut because you don't have any
Speaker 1: you might be interested in feet. Do you feel a
Speaker 1: little something when you see feet on humans? I mean,
Speaker 1: you know when Cool Team takes their shoes off. I
Speaker 1: don't love it, So I want to say no. Okay,
Speaker 1: so that's not a kink or a fetish for you. Okay, Okay.
Speaker 1: There are some fascinating fetishes, some that I thought were interesting.
Speaker 1: One is um getting turned on with people falling downstairs. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I will say I really enjoyed it when Cool Team
Speaker 1: fell down into my hole. That was hilarious. It was
Speaker 1: fun until I landed, fun until I landed. Another fetish
Speaker 1: is someone being fully clothed and then submerging in water.
Speaker 1: Who could be a bathtub, it could be a pool fasting,
Speaker 1: you know, sometimes the hope fills with water. I don't
Speaker 1: have any clothes on. I'm famously naked. Would you like
Speaker 1: to go in famously but you know, cool teen, maybe
Speaker 1: you could try to? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just
Speaker 1: don't know why it's sexy. It doesn't seem sexy to me. Listen,
Speaker 1: we don't question judgment what other people find sexy. There's
Speaker 1: no judgment in this, okay, okay, And that will help
Speaker 1: you if you decide to, you know, partner down the road,
Speaker 1: because your partner could have a fetish a kink that
Speaker 1: maybe you haven't explored yet. And we're a little scared
Speaker 1: as humans, and then we judge, and we like to
Speaker 1: put a little judgment on it. But I think it's
Speaker 1: better to just be open to try things, to see
Speaker 1: how you feel, and then take it from there. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then if I try it and I don't like it,
Speaker 1: I don't have to do it again. Exactly. But my
Speaker 1: mom said about brusselspronce. Okay, my mom said the same
Speaker 1: thing about dirt. She said, you take one bite and
Speaker 1: then if you don't like it, you don't have to
Speaker 1: have it. But let me tell you I loved it.
Speaker 1: You loved it. You loved it. I love mud. Sloppy
Speaker 1: sloppy mud. Maybe it's a kink, could be a kink,
Speaker 1: It could bank could be a kink. All right, let's
Speaker 1: keep going this. Okay, now we have um. Okay, Shoot,
Speaker 1: it looks like I misspelled organism. No, I don't think
Speaker 1: you dead? What Okay? What am I looking at here?
Speaker 1: Orgasm is my gas? Okay? Okay, you know Contine, you
Speaker 1: said you gave those a lot of people, right. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm slapping him up and down all over the block.
Speaker 1: Anytime anyone wants an orgasm, I got him. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm the orgasm hook up. Okay. Yeah, I've got a
Speaker 1: kink for orgasms. Okay, So what is an orgasm? Ladies?
Speaker 1: Can you walk me through it? Okay? I don't have
Speaker 1: the scientific definition in front of me. I think it's
Speaker 1: like the pinnacle of pleasure. Someone say, climax, climax of pleasure,
Speaker 1: where for some people liquid is excreted. It feels like
Speaker 1: I'll use this wonderful nod to a television show. It
Speaker 1: feels like a really good sneeze, but better like that release. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, the last time, but that was the sneeze.
Speaker 1: I freaking flew against the wall's Oh my gosh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was quite a shock. Did you ruin any of
Speaker 1: your boob drawings? I did. It was a sad day.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about them. Sorry to hear that. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Let's move to the next one. Okay, so now we
Speaker 1: got boner. Now, I consider myself a boner, and by that,
Speaker 1: of course, I mean a collector of bones. Doesn't mean
Speaker 1: the same thing on the surface a boner, No, No,
Speaker 1: it's an erect penis, the aforementioned direct penis that we've
Speaker 1: discussed what a dildo is typically, you know, modeled off of. Okay, So,
Speaker 1: so when the worm is standing at salute, Yeah, yeah, correct,
Speaker 1: that's it. Okay, great, I have bonus all the time.
Speaker 1: Then when I you know, sometimes I try to stand
Speaker 1: myself up and escape the hole, and of course I
Speaker 1: don't have any harms or legs, and I'm huge, so
Speaker 1: I generally just slide back down to the bottom. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm boning up. Well, you try to be, and that's
Speaker 1: we We applaud your effort absolutely. I appreciate that. Now
Speaker 1: we have um, oh, we have the the clotoris, which
Speaker 1: to me sounds like like a beautiful name cletorus, much
Speaker 1: like rolls off the tongue. It is a beautiful name
Speaker 1: for a beautiful body part women or those with cltoruss
Speaker 1: or clotori. Okay, wow, wow, uh, We're the only mammal
Speaker 1: that has an organ only for pleasure, and that is
Speaker 1: what the clotorus say is it's a bundle of nerves
Speaker 1: for pleasure, sensation and well that self explanatory. I love that.
Speaker 1: But they'll see you have one of those, right. Didn't
Speaker 1: you say that you had a clittle clutter something? Oh,
Speaker 1: I have a clicktellum, which is sort of similar. It's
Speaker 1: a sort of ring around my body that secretes a
Speaker 1: viscid sack in which my exer stored Okay, pretty different,
Speaker 1: I guess sounds similar. So I see how that could
Speaker 1: have been confused, could be confusing. Okay, great, yeah, let
Speaker 1: me see courteen again. Obviously you know it all, But
Speaker 1: is there anything any vocaboys you wanted to throw out? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just had a couple of blind spots that I
Speaker 1: was hoping you can feel for me. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: this is the time of day when my mom likes
Speaker 1: to take photographs. That sexy, sexy time of day. But
Speaker 1: a golden shower. Yeah, Remember we were talking about like
Speaker 1: fetishes kinks. So a golden shower is when someone is
Speaker 1: turned on and feels pleasure by either peen on somebody
Speaker 1: or impede on and so it's referred to as a
Speaker 1: golden shower. Okay, because you're in this typically of a
Speaker 1: golden hue. If you're not hydrated, the golder it gets,
Speaker 1: you know, yes, oh, I do know that there is
Speaker 1: often not water down here unless it right. Oh gosh, okay,
Speaker 1: we got piste all over the place. You just want
Speaker 1: everywhere everywhere. So sorry about that, especially since I made
Speaker 1: you too take your shoes off. I feel bad about that. Well,
Speaker 1: I will say I'm relieved that it doesn't feel like
Speaker 1: there's a lot of shipped down here, because sells the
Speaker 1: excrets and then eats as we say, that's a kink
Speaker 1: as well, that's a kink as well. Well, look at me,
Speaker 1: I feel I'll see a little little over my head. Uh.
Speaker 1: One more uh, and I'm pretty sure this isn't a
Speaker 1: sex thing, and it's just um that item and in
Speaker 1: the corner of the hole over there, but a rusty trombo.
Speaker 1: I think it fell down here when the marching band
Speaker 1: went by. It could have yeah, I think it did. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's probably what it was. But also, you know, people
Speaker 1: like to lick a little anus, eat a little glass
Speaker 1: if you will, and then at the same time do
Speaker 1: a little um manual manipulation of erect penises, you know.
Speaker 1: Fun fact I can eat my own ass, so that's
Speaker 1: that is fun. That's a humble braga. I like to
Speaker 1: keep it clean down there, you know, keep it clean.
Speaker 1: And now that I think about it, it feels pretty good.
Speaker 1: You know. Self pleasure that's part of it as well,
Speaker 1: very important. Oh that's a part of sex. Yes, you've
Speaker 1: got to know what turns you on. If you've got
Speaker 1: to figure it out yourself, do it. Masturbation is what
Speaker 1: we call it. Masturbation. Okay, this is feeling so much
Speaker 1: clear to me. But I think we should pop into
Speaker 1: our next segment that I'm calling sex or not chex.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna give you a few scenarios written by
Speaker 1: me and colten or by some listeners, and you tell
Speaker 1: me whether it's sex or not sex Number one, A
Speaker 1: penis going into a vagina, sex or not sex? Sex
Speaker 1: pen a trait of sex. We would say, yeah, I
Speaker 1: love that. Okay. A tongue licking a butthole sex, we're
Speaker 1: not sex? Sex? Yeah, Okay, that's what I thought. So
Speaker 1: I'm feeling good. Okay. This one's a little more complicated. Okay.
Speaker 1: Rubbing your genitals on a muddy tree branch until it
Speaker 1: breaks sex or not sex? Sex? Yeah? Sex. I mean,
Speaker 1: if you're getting pleasure from it, I would say, just
Speaker 1: get a sturdier branch next time, or you may want
Speaker 1: it to break that. Maybe your climate could be part
Speaker 1: of it. Can I be vulnerable for a second, please,
Speaker 1: I put that one in. Okay, that was mine, So
Speaker 1: you've done that. I liked. I like to hump a
Speaker 1: tree branch once in a blue once in a blue hole.
Speaker 1: No judgment here, no judgment, no judgment for you. You're exploring,
Speaker 1: you're trying different objects, different things. Good for you. I'm
Speaker 1: excited about that for you. Yeah, use your environment like
Speaker 1: you do with thicker stick. Yeah. Maybe I like a
Speaker 1: thick stick. You never know till you try, right, all right,
Speaker 1: this is this is great so far. Okay, this one
Speaker 1: I did not write jerking off quietly in the corner
Speaker 1: while the giant worm is sleeping? Coolteen, did you put
Speaker 1: this in? I just think it might be a pretty
Speaker 1: widely relatable experience, a version of that jerk you know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's jerking off. Yes. The one thing I will add
Speaker 1: is it's always good for the other person in the
Speaker 1: room to have given their consent if you're going to
Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, okay, And consent is agreeing to it, agreement,
Speaker 1: being okay with that happening in their presence. Yes. Well,
Speaker 1: let me say, for the record, cool teen, I have
Speaker 1: no problem with you jerking it in the corner while
Speaker 1: I'm sound asleep. Wonderful because you know, we don't have
Speaker 1: a lot of privacy down here. It actually sounds like
Speaker 1: you guys are pretty sexually open. Yeah, I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: not interested in cool teen per se, right, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I'm I'm a lot older than That's true. Worms
Speaker 1: only live to four, so I'm pushing too. Baby, I'm
Speaker 1: only two. So there's very little privacy here, it seems. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's really I don't know how you could be alone
Speaker 1: down here. We really could use a nice little, you know,
Speaker 1: room divider. Someone ever felt like throwing it down here.
Speaker 1: We haven't gotten one of those yet. We got eight
Speaker 1: microwaves low so that's pretty cool. Yeah, wow, that is great.
Speaker 1: You can't plug them in, but fun to pretend though
Speaker 1: it is fund for dead. What else we have down here? Cool, Jane,
Speaker 1: We got a bunch of cool stuff. Well we got
Speaker 1: what were you going to say? The dead body is
Speaker 1: what I was going to start with, but you go ahead. Yeah, yeah, yeah, notably,
Speaker 1: notably the dead body. We got a couple of different
Speaker 1: sports balls down here. Oh yeah, deflated, uh soccer ball.
Speaker 1: We got a man, I haven't been in class so long,
Speaker 1: I can't remember it. Um one of those measuring things
Speaker 1: that it's in a half circle. Oh man, I haven't
Speaker 1: been in math class so freaking long. Protractor. Yes, a
Speaker 1: protractor I spotted as soon as I got down here.
Speaker 1: I mean, Jesse and Claire, if there's anything you see
Speaker 1: that you want to take with you, I mean, by
Speaker 1: all means, it would be the least I could do.
Speaker 1: But not the protractor. I use it to trace my
Speaker 1: boobs on the wall. That's of course how you got
Speaker 1: Some of the shapes are incredible and very symmetrical. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you. And none of the microwaves, because that's a collection,
Speaker 1: much like my bones collection. I wouldn't take a thing. Well,
Speaker 1: I was about to say, if you don't need all
Speaker 1: those hangars, I could take a hangar or two, absolutely
Speaker 1: help yourself. Thank you. Dry cleaner over there that doesn't recycle,
Speaker 1: We'll put it that way, so hangers say no more. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd be happy to reuse, reuse, recycle. That makes me
Speaker 1: so happy. Let me kick it to Coolteene, cooltine. Do
Speaker 1: you have any scenarios you want to toss out of
Speaker 1: sex or not sex? Yeah? What if you're doing over
Speaker 1: the pants hand stuff but you accidentally say I love you.
Speaker 1: I think that's a that's a precious moment right there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is precious. That's a precious moment. I don't know
Speaker 1: if i'd categorize it as sex, but it's a precious moment.
Speaker 1: You know. Some people call sex making love, and that's
Speaker 1: on the way to making love. It sounds like it does.
Speaker 1: Sound like that. Wow, see love love. I definitely want
Speaker 1: to have I want to have some experts on um
Speaker 1: anything else coolting, any other scenarios you want to throw
Speaker 1: up for sex or not sex. What if you have
Speaker 1: a sexy dream about someone and you're so afraid to
Speaker 1: tell them, and then you tell them that you did
Speaker 1: and they say, I also had that dream, And then
Speaker 1: you say, well, do you want to maybe do that
Speaker 1: in real life? And they say no, thank you, And
Speaker 1: I was just wondering what the status of that is.
Speaker 1: That's a great question that's happened to me as well. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that categorizes specifically as sex um,
Speaker 1: but a conversation starter. It sounds like it's opening a door.
Speaker 1: Sometimes our dreams are insight into our subconscious. So if
Speaker 1: I were gonna guess it sounds like you're interested in
Speaker 1: whatever happened in the dream. The person sounds, you know,
Speaker 1: not interested. Unfortunately, maybe on a different page, but maybe
Speaker 1: whatever happened in the dream you can do with somebody else,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, maybe your kink cool teen is asking
Speaker 1: people if they want to do something. I'm saying no, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that'd be a great one. You've got a kink for
Speaker 1: respectfully accepting rejection rejection. Yeah, you're a consent king is
Speaker 1: that that. I love that term. I heard someone that's
Speaker 1: a great term. That's a badge of honor because when
Speaker 1: you get that green light, I know you're going to
Speaker 1: be ready. Oh yeah, ready to kink some boobies. Yes,
Speaker 1: the colteen? Is that? What this other thing on the
Speaker 1: wall where there's like, you know, one side says yes
Speaker 1: and one side says no, and there's like eighty hatch
Speaker 1: marks on the Noah relative, Well, I'm just counting my nose.
Speaker 1: Oh man, love those nose. Yeah. They say every failure
Speaker 1: is a step towards success. Yes, that's positive thinking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's really nice. Cool teen, and that, honestly, to me,
Speaker 1: makes you look really cool. Thank you, Thank you absolutely.
Speaker 1: I don't just asked you to a couple of questions
Speaker 1: before we hop into this last segment. What would you
Speaker 1: say is the hardest part of sex? I think it's
Speaker 1: being comfortable. It can be a little scary, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I'm terrified to just bear it all
Speaker 1: if you will, and she will? And what about for you, Claire?
Speaker 1: For me, I think the hardest of sex is not hosting. Now,
Speaker 1: this is something that I personally have a problem with
Speaker 1: um as a natural born host. If you will. Um.
Speaker 1: I want to make sure that whoever's in my presence
Speaker 1: is taking care of having a good time. And so
Speaker 1: the hardest part for me is to not just be
Speaker 1: focused on them, but to actually have pleasure myself. Wow. Right,
Speaker 1: because I don't know if you've seen the media a
Speaker 1: little bit, you've dabbled. You know, cool team has an iPhone,
Speaker 1: but weirdly it doesn't work whenever they handed to me.
Speaker 1: Oh interesting, it's not worm friendly. I'm cold blooded, so
Speaker 1: I don't think it reads my fingies since I don't
Speaker 1: have fingies. Yeah. Well, you know you're talking about the media,
Speaker 1: and that brings us just flawlessly into our last segment,
Speaker 1: which I like to call but those that gets her
Speaker 1: belly dirty. For this segment, okay, we are first going
Speaker 1: to watch a video about worms mating, and then you
Speaker 1: can tell me how similar you feel it is to
Speaker 1: human sex. Sound good, wonderful, great, I'm excited, educational. Let
Speaker 1: me just get this video. Cool teens just getting a
Speaker 1: video ready on his his cool iPhone that hates worms. Sure, Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go, Here we go, alright, so maybe we'll
Speaker 1: stop and started. Here we go. Okay, earthworms are hermacrititic. True,
Speaker 1: each earthworm possesses both testies producing sperm and ovaries producing
Speaker 1: Absolutely when two earthworms made, they align in opposite directions. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we can just pause it right here. So yeah,
Speaker 1: when when we mate, worms are regular worms or monsters
Speaker 1: are like, we kind of line up and we stick
Speaker 1: our heads together on the side. We sort of lay
Speaker 1: one facing down, one using up. Does that feel like
Speaker 1: human section anyway? It can be? Right? Okay. Sometimes people
Speaker 1: like to have head and genitalia head in genitalia meat
Speaker 1: and what is that called? Some like to call it
Speaker 1: um sixty nine? Hell yeah, yeah, I knew cool teen
Speaker 1: would like that. Coltine, you have your shirt off now,
Speaker 1: and I don't know why. Sorry, it's okay, but yes,
Speaker 1: sixty nine that is a sexual activity. So there's there's
Speaker 1: many different positions one can be correct. Tay, great, all right,
Speaker 1: let's let's keep on watching. The testies produced sperm which
Speaker 1: passed from seminal vesicles through male genitals, which are small
Speaker 1: openings in the fifteenth segment of the body. I feel
Speaker 1: like that's not I actually didn't even understand that, and
Speaker 1: I'm a worm. It was difficult to inderstand. Yes, it went.
Speaker 1: It went over my slimy head. Let's keep going. Sperm
Speaker 1: then travel two seminal receptacles. This is pretty sexy, which
Speaker 1: are part of the female reproductive system which stores from
Speaker 1: are located between segments nine and ten and ten and
Speaker 1: a letter. So as you can see, we're both very still,
Speaker 1: very still, because you've got to get those holes lined
Speaker 1: up just right. Wow. Okay, that is not similar to
Speaker 1: human sex, to above ground sex, so more movement. We
Speaker 1: like to move, typically different speeds. Absolutely after mating, the
Speaker 1: clitellum produces mucus. That's what I was talking about earlier. Yeah,
Speaker 1: cltell um of mucus cocoon which travels along the width
Speaker 1: of the body, and then as the cocoon passes the
Speaker 1: openings for the seminal receptacles in segments nine and ten
Speaker 1: and eleven. We have a lot of segments, thirty of them.
Speaker 1: The sperm will fertilize the In terrestrial analysts, there is
Speaker 1: no lauarval state. The eggs hatch as miniature adults. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I thought hatches miniature adults. That's true. I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess babies are miniature adults. Yeah, we do have
Speaker 1: someone coming on to talk about babies. Great, they'll explain it.
Speaker 1: That is not my expertise. I'll say that much. You
Speaker 1: know what me either, my friend, I squired them out
Speaker 1: and leave them. Let me tell you. Wait, so both
Speaker 1: worms are having the babies. Yeah, it's it's like we um,
Speaker 1: you know, I've let we've learned so much to you
Speaker 1: about penises and vaginas and janitor's. Uh yeah, we kind
Speaker 1: of got all kinds of stuff. So we uh, we
Speaker 1: pair up with any other worm that we're into and
Speaker 1: line up our hose and uh, you know, past that
Speaker 1: ship back and forth and then boom, we made it.
Speaker 1: It's not really a pleasurable experience. It feels more like
Speaker 1: a business transaction. Yeah. So I heard there's this thing
Speaker 1: called porn, which is I am told is a video
Speaker 1: of human sex. Pornography. I have been told it is
Speaker 1: not appropriate for young listeners. So cool, team, cover your ears,
Speaker 1: you too. I'm sure I've seen this point before because
Speaker 1: it looks like a good one. So I'm just gonna go.
Speaker 1: I'll go look at the point, okay, and then we'll
Speaker 1: to go just a brief break and then we'll come back. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Okay, whoa alright, that's okay. That's a
Speaker 1: lot of unpacked there. All right, where do I start? Um,
Speaker 1: way more humans than I thought it can be. That
Speaker 1: can be fun. I almost couldn't count them. There were
Speaker 1: It's interesting because, um, some of them were related, I
Speaker 1: think which god? And then I definitely saw dildo's. I
Speaker 1: did not see any condoms. That's a problem with pornography.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I feel slimier than normal. Is this what's happening
Speaker 1: to me? That sometimes can be a reaction to pornography.
Speaker 1: That is typical. Yeah, a lot of times it's really
Speaker 1: exciting when you're first getting in there, and then as
Speaker 1: you keep watching, you know, you start thinking about the
Speaker 1: people or just what's happening, logistics. Are you crying? Are
Speaker 1: you okay? Did you peek? I peeked, and I just, uh,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm in a little trouble with what I saw
Speaker 1: anything particular. I think there was a horse in the background.
Speaker 1: There was a horse at some point. Yeah, what they
Speaker 1: weren't doing anything to it. It was just sort of
Speaker 1: in the background and had sort of a farm theme.
Speaker 1: It looks scared. It did look scared, right. That's tricky because, yeah,
Speaker 1: the horse can't consent so we want to let the
Speaker 1: horse have its own space. Yes. Yeah. And then there
Speaker 1: was also somebody wearing a It didn't look like they
Speaker 1: were really even having sex at all. They were just
Speaker 1: wearing a diaper crying in the corner. I'm really confused
Speaker 1: about what I've seen. That part made total sense to me. Um,
Speaker 1: that was the one part where I want that's hot.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know. I feel like I learned something
Speaker 1: about myself that could be in the kink category, right, Absolutely,
Speaker 1: somebody could be really turned on by the idea of
Speaker 1: like a worm in a hole and then falling into
Speaker 1: it and being captive. You know that that could be
Speaker 1: a turn on for a lot of people. Ye are
Speaker 1: you saying I am a kink? I could be a kink.
Speaker 1: You could be a kink of fetish a role play?
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, Well, now I feel like I understand
Speaker 1: human sex. I'm thrilled. Claire Jesse, thank you so much
Speaker 1: for coming down here and teaching me what sex is.
Speaker 1: And my conclusion is that it's it's not as disgusting
Speaker 1: as I assumed. I actually think I might be kind
Speaker 1: of into it. Embrace that. I will embrace it. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Anything you two would like to plug anything you got
Speaker 1: going on. But we do have a pot cast weekly cult.
Speaker 1: No such thing as love, but we do talk about
Speaker 1: sex a lot on there. Absolutely, amongst other things, ye
Speaker 1: actually talk about dating, You talk about self love. Yeah, amazing.
Speaker 1: Well I can't wait to listen and learn what those
Speaker 1: two things are. Thank you for saying that. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: has been a pleasure. It's been a pleasure. I see
Speaker 1: what you did there, I see what you did there.
Speaker 1: We're all horny. This was a click because it was
Speaker 1: just for pleasure. This was our clip. Everybody a bundle
Speaker 1: of nerves. Absolutely, that's our episode. Stay money, everybody, goodbye courting,
Speaker 1: stop up crying, got shall be doing world, please,