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Speaker 1: from human experts and my sidekick, a cool team that

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Speaker 1: fell down my hole. Cool teen say something. Hey, everybody

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Speaker 1: wants going on? That was perfect? Today's topic sex? What

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Speaker 1: find out from our guests, Jesse Jollis and Claire Burns

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Speaker 1: from the No Such Thing as Love Podcast. Jesse Claire,

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Speaker 1: thank you for coming down into the hole today. Great

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Speaker 1: to be here. It's really our honor. Yeah, thank you,

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Speaker 1: I mean the honor is all mine. Now we're here

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Speaker 1: to talk about sex today. And as a giant, warm monster,

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Speaker 1: I am familiar with mating, but I hear sex is different.

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Speaker 1: So to start off, how would you to define sex?

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Speaker 1: You know, we both have such wonderful views of sex.

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Speaker 1: You know it develops over time. Yes, as a human

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Speaker 1: you have different relationships with it. You think of it

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Speaker 1: a great point. Well to be this. I'm still very confused,

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Speaker 1: You've told me you're kind of an expert at sex,

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Speaker 1: I know all the ins and outs, the secret stuff.

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Speaker 1: I just you know, I I promised my friends I

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm a sexpert, that's for sure. That makes sense.

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Speaker 1: Promises to friends are important. I made a promise to

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Speaker 1: So maybe maybe we just hop into our first segment.

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Speaker 1: What do you say? Does that sound good? Okay? Great?

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Speaker 1: Our first segment is what in the mud is this? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Here's how this works. Okay, I'm gonna present you with

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Speaker 1: a series of words related to human sex. Okay, I'll

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Speaker 1: two can correct me if we needed. Cool, great, wonderful

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Speaker 1: at first. Okay, dude, this picture of a dildo. It

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Speaker 1: this is like, um, like a beautiful worm sculpture. How

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Speaker 1: but I'd say you're pretty close your clothes, you know. Great?

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Speaker 1: So what dildo is? A penis like sculpture for pleasure,

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Speaker 1: It can be made of metal, glass, silicon, I mean,

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Speaker 1: there's so many can heat it up, you can freeze it,

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Speaker 1: coincidentally enough, our next book aboard is condom. Okay, Now,

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Speaker 1: Kink Okay, now, for me, kink is when I can't

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Speaker 1: I support that. I see some and they look lovely.

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Speaker 1: There are some fascinating fetishes, some that I thought were interesting.

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Speaker 1: I were gonna guess it sounds like you're interested in

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Speaker 1: whatever happened in the dream. The person sounds, you know,

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Speaker 1: not interested. Unfortunately, maybe on a different page, but maybe

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Speaker 1: whatever happened in the dream you can do with somebody else,

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Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, maybe your kink cool teen is asking

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Speaker 1: people if they want to do something. I'm saying no, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that'd be a great one. You've got a kink for

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Speaker 1: respectfully accepting rejection rejection. Yeah, you're a consent king is

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Speaker 1: that that. I love that term. I heard someone that's

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Speaker 1: a great term. That's a badge of honor because when

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Speaker 1: you get that green light, I know you're going to

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Speaker 1: be ready. Oh yeah, ready to kink some boobies. Yes,

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Speaker 1: the colteen? Is that? What this other thing on the

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Speaker 1: wall where there's like, you know, one side says yes

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Speaker 1: and one side says no, and there's like eighty hatch

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Speaker 1: marks on the Noah relative, Well, I'm just counting my nose.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, love those nose. Yeah. They say every failure

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00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:15,360
Speaker 1: is a step towards success. Yes, that's positive thinking. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's really nice. Cool teen, and that, honestly, to me,

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Speaker 1: makes you look really cool. Thank you, Thank you absolutely.

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Speaker 1: I don't just asked you to a couple of questions

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Speaker 1: before we hop into this last segment. What would you

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Speaker 1: say is the hardest part of sex? I think it's

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Speaker 1: being comfortable. It can be a little scary, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean. I'm terrified to just bear it all

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00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:57,639
Speaker 1: if you will, and she will? And what about for you, Claire?

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Speaker 1: For me, I think the hardest of sex is not hosting. Now,

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00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 1: this is something that I personally have a problem with

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00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 1: um as a natural born host. If you will. Um.

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Speaker 1: I want to make sure that whoever's in my presence

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Speaker 1: is taking care of having a good time. And so

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00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,399
Speaker 1: the hardest part for me is to not just be

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Speaker 1: focused on them, but to actually have pleasure myself. Wow. Right,

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Speaker 1: because I don't know if you've seen the media a

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Speaker 1: little bit, you've dabbled. You know, cool team has an iPhone,

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Speaker 1: but weirdly it doesn't work whenever they handed to me.

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Speaker 1: Oh interesting, it's not worm friendly. I'm cold blooded, so

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Speaker 1: I don't think it reads my fingies since I don't

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Speaker 1: have fingies. Yeah. Well, you know you're talking about the media,

454
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 1: and that brings us just flawlessly into our last segment,

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Speaker 1: which I like to call but those that gets her

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Speaker 1: belly dirty. For this segment, okay, we are first going

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Speaker 1: to watch a video about worms mating, and then you

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Speaker 1: can tell me how similar you feel it is to

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Speaker 1: human sex. Sound good, wonderful, great, I'm excited, educational. Let

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Speaker 1: me just get this video. Cool teens just getting a

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Speaker 1: video ready on his his cool iPhone that hates worms. Sure, Okay,

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00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: here we go, Here we go, alright, so maybe we'll

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Speaker 1: stop and started. Here we go. Okay, earthworms are hermacrititic. True,

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Speaker 1: each earthworm possesses both testies producing sperm and ovaries producing

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Speaker 1: Absolutely when two earthworms made, they align in opposite directions. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so we can just pause it right here. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: when when we mate, worms are regular worms or monsters

468
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 1: are like, we kind of line up and we stick

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Speaker 1: our heads together on the side. We sort of lay

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Speaker 1: one facing down, one using up. Does that feel like

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00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 1: human section anyway? It can be? Right? Okay. Sometimes people

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00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 1: like to have head and genitalia head in genitalia meat

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00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 1: and what is that called? Some like to call it

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Speaker 1: um sixty nine? Hell yeah, yeah, I knew cool teen

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Speaker 1: would like that. Coltine, you have your shirt off now,

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Speaker 1: and I don't know why. Sorry, it's okay, but yes,

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Speaker 1: sixty nine that is a sexual activity. So there's there's

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Speaker 1: many different positions one can be correct. Tay, great, all right,

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Speaker 1: let's let's keep on watching. The testies produced sperm which

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Speaker 1: passed from seminal vesicles through male genitals, which are small

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Speaker 1: openings in the fifteenth segment of the body. I feel

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Speaker 1: like that's not I actually didn't even understand that, and

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Speaker 1: I'm a worm. It was difficult to inderstand. Yes, it went.

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Speaker 1: It went over my slimy head. Let's keep going. Sperm

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00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 1: then travel two seminal receptacles. This is pretty sexy, which

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Speaker 1: are part of the female reproductive system which stores from

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Speaker 1: are located between segments nine and ten and ten and

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Speaker 1: a letter. So as you can see, we're both very still,

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Speaker 1: very still, because you've got to get those holes lined

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Speaker 1: up just right. Wow. Okay, that is not similar to

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Speaker 1: human sex, to above ground sex, so more movement. We

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Speaker 1: like to move, typically different speeds. Absolutely after mating, the

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Speaker 1: clitellum produces mucus. That's what I was talking about earlier. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: cltell um of mucus cocoon which travels along the width

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Speaker 1: of the body, and then as the cocoon passes the

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Speaker 1: openings for the seminal receptacles in segments nine and ten

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Speaker 1: and eleven. We have a lot of segments, thirty of them.

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Speaker 1: The sperm will fertilize the In terrestrial analysts, there is

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Speaker 1: no lauarval state. The eggs hatch as miniature adults. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so I thought hatches miniature adults. That's true. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I guess babies are miniature adults. Yeah, we do have

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Speaker 1: someone coming on to talk about babies. Great, they'll explain it.

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Speaker 1: That is not my expertise. I'll say that much. You

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Speaker 1: know what me either, my friend, I squired them out

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Speaker 1: and leave them. Let me tell you. Wait, so both

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Speaker 1: worms are having the babies. Yeah, it's it's like we um,

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Speaker 1: you know, I've let we've learned so much to you

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Speaker 1: about penises and vaginas and janitor's. Uh yeah, we kind

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00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 1: of got all kinds of stuff. So we uh, we

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Speaker 1: pair up with any other worm that we're into and

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00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: line up our hose and uh, you know, past that

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Speaker 1: ship back and forth and then boom, we made it.

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Speaker 1: It's not really a pleasurable experience. It feels more like

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Speaker 1: a business transaction. Yeah. So I heard there's this thing

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Speaker 1: called porn, which is I am told is a video

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Speaker 1: of human sex. Pornography. I have been told it is

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Speaker 1: not appropriate for young listeners. So cool, team, cover your ears,

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00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 1: you too. I'm sure I've seen this point before because

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00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: it looks like a good one. So I'm just gonna go.

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00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 1: I'll go look at the point, okay, and then we'll

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00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 1: to go just a brief break and then we'll come back. Okay, great,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Okay, whoa alright, that's okay. That's a

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00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 1: lot of unpacked there. All right, where do I start? Um,

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Speaker 1: way more humans than I thought it can be. That

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00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 1: can be fun. I almost couldn't count them. There were

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Speaker 1: It's interesting because, um, some of them were related, I

527
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 1: think which god? And then I definitely saw dildo's. I

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00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 1: did not see any condoms. That's a problem with pornography.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I feel slimier than normal. Is this what's happening

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00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 1: to me? That sometimes can be a reaction to pornography.

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00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:02,480
Speaker 1: That is typical. Yeah, a lot of times it's really

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00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 1: exciting when you're first getting in there, and then as

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00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 1: you keep watching, you know, you start thinking about the

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00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 1: people or just what's happening, logistics. Are you crying? Are

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Speaker 1: you okay? Did you peek? I peeked, and I just, uh,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm in a little trouble with what I saw

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Speaker 1: anything particular. I think there was a horse in the background.

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00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 1: There was a horse at some point. Yeah, what they

539
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 1: weren't doing anything to it. It was just sort of

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00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 1: in the background and had sort of a farm theme.

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00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: It looks scared. It did look scared, right. That's tricky because, yeah,

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00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 1: the horse can't consent so we want to let the

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00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 1: horse have its own space. Yes. Yeah. And then there

544
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 1: was also somebody wearing a It didn't look like they

545
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 1: were really even having sex at all. They were just

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00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 1: wearing a diaper crying in the corner. I'm really confused

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00:33:55,880 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 1: about what I've seen. That part made total sense to me. Um,

548
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 1: that was the one part where I want that's hot.

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00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,800
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know. I feel like I learned something

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00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 1: about myself that could be in the kink category, right, Absolutely,

551
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:14,319
Speaker 1: somebody could be really turned on by the idea of

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00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 1: like a worm in a hole and then falling into

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00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 1: it and being captive. You know that that could be

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00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 1: a turn on for a lot of people. Ye are

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00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,319
Speaker 1: you saying I am a kink? I could be a kink.

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00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:29,720
Speaker 1: You could be a kink of fetish a role play?

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00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:35,360
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, Well, now I feel like I understand

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Speaker 1: human sex. I'm thrilled. Claire Jesse, thank you so much

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00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 1: for coming down here and teaching me what sex is.

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00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 1: And my conclusion is that it's it's not as disgusting

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Speaker 1: as I assumed. I actually think I might be kind

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00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:54,239
Speaker 1: of into it. Embrace that. I will embrace it. Thank you.

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00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 1: Anything you two would like to plug anything you got

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Speaker 1: going on. But we do have a pot cast weekly cult.

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00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 1: No such thing as love, but we do talk about

566
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 1: sex a lot on there. Absolutely, amongst other things, ye

567
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 1: actually talk about dating, You talk about self love. Yeah, amazing.

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00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:15,359
Speaker 1: Well I can't wait to listen and learn what those

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00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 1: two things are. Thank you for saying that. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: has been a pleasure. It's been a pleasure. I see

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Speaker 1: what you did there, I see what you did there.

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00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:29,799
Speaker 1: We're all horny. This was a click because it was

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00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:33,920
Speaker 1: just for pleasure. This was our clip. Everybody a bundle

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00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 1: of nerves. Absolutely, that's our episode. Stay money, everybody, goodbye courting,

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Speaker 1: stop up crying, got shall be doing world, please,