1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:05,640 Speaker 1: The Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame 2 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:15,960 Speaker 1: today mornings on that's twenties. Hello. Yes, Hi, my name 3 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,960 Speaker 1: is Ted Thibodeau and I'm calling from building Management. I 4 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:23,600 Speaker 1: was looking for Michael. This was Michael. Hello, Michael, how 5 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:26,760 Speaker 1: are you doing today? Fine? Thank you? How are you? 6 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:29,080 Speaker 1: I am wonderful. Thank you very much for asking. I 7 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:31,640 Speaker 1: do appreciate that. And I am also calling you with 8 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:35,960 Speaker 1: some wonderful news that you're gonna be very happy about. Okay. 9 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,519 Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this, and I'm sure 10 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:39,839 Speaker 1: you heard where I work, but I am from the 11 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,680 Speaker 1: company that manages the building that your company is in. Therefore, 12 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:44,519 Speaker 1: we handle the parking, in the security and all that 13 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:48,680 Speaker 1: kind of fun stuff around around the building you work in. Alrighty, 14 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:52,640 Speaker 1: Yes you have parking with your company. Yes, yeah, I 15 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:55,080 Speaker 1: have a I have a card. I get into the 16 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:57,600 Speaker 1: garage and I do park every day. Well, and I'm 17 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,320 Speaker 1: here to tell you that today is today you can 18 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,640 Speaker 1: ditch that car. How do You're not gonna need it anymore? 19 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:04,560 Speaker 1: Because we have decided as of tomorrow, when you show 20 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,720 Speaker 1: up to work, it is going to be all valet. 21 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:08,760 Speaker 1: We're just doing valet parking. You don't even have to 22 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:12,679 Speaker 1: worry about parking anymore. It's just more convenient. Well yeah, 23 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:15,480 Speaker 1: well maybe maybe for you, but not for me. I don't. 24 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 1: I don't want valet parking. I'm happy with the arrangement 25 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:21,679 Speaker 1: I have now, I have a good spot. And yeah, yes, 26 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:24,480 Speaker 1: does my boss know about this? Oh? Yes, everybody has 27 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:26,640 Speaker 1: been alerted to the fact that we are going all 28 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 1: valet as of tomorrow. Also, the spot that you're currently 29 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:32,280 Speaker 1: parking in at the office, that spot I have to 30 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:36,720 Speaker 1: unfortunately take, is dead gown. What what do you mean gone? 31 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,200 Speaker 1: That's kind of how I describe things when they have 32 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:42,760 Speaker 1: been ended. And that parking spot is no more. We 33 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:44,960 Speaker 1: are putting a food truck in that spot so you 34 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:48,919 Speaker 1: can get some lunch. No, I don't. I don't freaking 35 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,480 Speaker 1: believe this. Um, I don't want a valet park Okay, 36 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:54,520 Speaker 1: So who do I talk to to get out of this? 37 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:58,760 Speaker 1: Because this is not helping me out at all? Right now, 38 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:01,680 Speaker 1: every day I'm going to come down to the garage 39 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:03,840 Speaker 1: I want to go home from work, and then what 40 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,040 Speaker 1: I gotta hand my ticket to a guy and then 41 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:08,040 Speaker 1: I gotta wait ten minutes for him to go get 42 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:10,160 Speaker 1: like that is another thing. Oh my goodness, thank you 43 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:12,519 Speaker 1: so much. That is another thing I needed to tell 44 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:16,320 Speaker 1: you about the valet. You said ten minutes. Yeah, it's 45 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:20,200 Speaker 1: gonna be more like forty five. Are you shitting me? Unfortunately, no, 46 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:24,000 Speaker 1: I am not. So. The whole parking lot is dead gone. 47 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,000 Speaker 1: That's part of the problem. I turning into a food court. 48 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:27,640 Speaker 1: It's gonna take a while to get your car, but 49 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:29,840 Speaker 1: you can always call down ahead of time. He's playing 50 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:33,240 Speaker 1: a little bit ahead. So I'm gonna I'm showing up 51 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,800 Speaker 1: for work and you're then gonna take my car and 52 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:38,280 Speaker 1: you're gonna park it a half an hour away. So 53 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:39,880 Speaker 1: I don't even have my card in the day. What 54 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:41,720 Speaker 1: if I need my card in the day to go out? Oh, 55 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:44,000 Speaker 1: sometimes I go out to lunch. Sometimes I need to 56 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:46,840 Speaker 1: go run errands. Oh you know what, Actually, I just 57 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:49,360 Speaker 1: solved your problem right there. I'm so happy that we talked. 58 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,840 Speaker 1: What what's that? I got a big problem with it? Well, 59 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:54,800 Speaker 1: you know, I'm sure you're heard me say it about 60 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:57,639 Speaker 1: the parking lot downstairs, any bargain spot. Both of those 61 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:00,160 Speaker 1: things are dead and gone. Now. I'm so sorry about out, 62 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,280 Speaker 1: But you would asked what happens if I want to 63 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:05,280 Speaker 1: pop out for some lunch or something, and we turned 64 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:07,280 Speaker 1: it into a food court, so no, there no reason 65 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:10,080 Speaker 1: to leave. See how it all just works out in 66 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:13,520 Speaker 1: that spat. This is well, I am not valeting my car. 67 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 1: I'm not waiting forty five minutes to get my car. 68 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:19,639 Speaker 1: This isn't half. I'll quit my job and never come 69 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:22,320 Speaker 1: back to your stupid building. Who can I speak to you? 70 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:25,520 Speaker 1: You are passionate about this. You are ready to dead 71 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:27,800 Speaker 1: and gone your job so you don't have to valet 72 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:31,760 Speaker 1: park I thought valet parking was supposed to be convenient, right, Yeah, 73 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:34,440 Speaker 1: but if I have an emergency, well, you just gotta 74 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:36,600 Speaker 1: plan ahead. You just gotta have head a little bit 75 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:38,800 Speaker 1: and you get your car. Do you even know what 76 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:41,760 Speaker 1: an emergency is? You can't plan ahead for an emergency? 77 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 1: Well I think you can. I mean I check in 78 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:46,320 Speaker 1: with myself daily and I was like, hey, I might 79 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,200 Speaker 1: have a heart attack to day about two forty five. 80 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:51,920 Speaker 1: You're an idiot. I can't believe that you're even a 81 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 1: real person who has a job and is allowed to 82 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 1: call people and give them this book. Yeah, well I 83 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,200 Speaker 1: understand why you can't believe that I'm a real person 84 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,320 Speaker 1: who has this job because I'm not. I don't actually 85 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:04,000 Speaker 1: have that job, but I do call people who are 86 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:07,720 Speaker 1: living what you talking about. This is actually Jewel from 87 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:09,360 Speaker 1: The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and 88 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:15,720 Speaker 1: your best friend Harves set you up. Are you Are 89 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:19,680 Speaker 1: you kidding me? Yeah, he said that you hate Valet 90 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:22,720 Speaker 1: with a passion for whatever. Hey God, he told me 91 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:25,039 Speaker 1: it was a joke because I was really about to 92 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:25,840 Speaker 1: quit my job.