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Speaker 1: My girl, what's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's the

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Speaker 2: loser line.

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Speaker 3: Goome, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 3: loser line before. It works like this. Let's say a

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Speaker 3: guy approaches you while you're out at the club and

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Speaker 3: uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey, could you

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Speaker 3: do me a favor? Tell you boobs to stop looking

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Speaker 3: at my eyes?

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Speaker 4: But I love it?

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Speaker 3: Is it so bad that I love it? After he

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Speaker 3: says that line, whatever you do, resist the urge to

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Speaker 3: compare his stuff to a little grain of rice. Instead

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Speaker 3: give him the number to the loser line, So hopefully

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Speaker 3: he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play for

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Speaker 3: you over the air. Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 5: Happy.

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Speaker 1: Happy burst, Happy.

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Speaker 5: Okay shoe.

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Speaker 4: I don't know this elevator music might be throwing me off,

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Speaker 4: but happy birthday baby.

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Speaker 1: Give me a call next message.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it was.

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Speaker 3: Valerie did not have a good birthday because she didn't

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Speaker 3: get to hear that voicemail on her phone. So hopefully

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Speaker 3: she's listening to this right now and.

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Speaker 4: Got that he was alone in the elevator when he left.

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Speaker 3: It's just like six people standing around him awkwardly. Guys,

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Speaker 3: can you keep it down?

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Speaker 1: By the way, that was good?

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Speaker 2: Next message, Okay, look, okay, clearly this is not.

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Speaker 1: Going to work out with us.

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Speaker 2: We hung out like like what three days ago, and

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Speaker 2: no call, no tet, nothing from you at all. I

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Speaker 2: know you said your father was dying, and I understand

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Speaker 2: that that stucks and everything, but exists. How it's going

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Speaker 2: to be with you? Like, I'm sorry, but I am

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Speaker 2: not okay with that. Like, come on, I need time too,

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Speaker 2: so I'm going to do you a favor. Don't father

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Speaker 2: calling me.

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Speaker 1: Oh Next message, Oh god, did we just get the

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Speaker 1: worst person in the world?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Dan, goodness, they got the loser line, the

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Speaker 3: evil line. How is she single? I don't get it.

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Speaker 4: The compassion and the empathy and.

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Speaker 3: When they say that there's only scraps left on the

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Speaker 3: dating market, clearly not in her city. Oh man, they

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Speaker 3: really missed out.

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Speaker 4: Next message, I hope I have the right number. I

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Speaker 4: agree to get this tattoo last night in a house

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Speaker 4: party and must have been you convinced me with the

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Speaker 4: tequila and you're charming and all that kind of stuff.

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Speaker 4: But see, I have a girlfriend and and it has

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Speaker 4: your name. I have your name tattooed on me and

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Speaker 4: my girlfriend's name is Tammy. So I already have enough

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Speaker 4: problems as it is, and I.

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Speaker 5: Need to fix this.

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Speaker 4: Can you call me and I need to figure this out?

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Speaker 5: Please?

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Speaker 2: Wait?

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Speaker 3: Did he get the tattoo?

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Speaker 2: I'm confused, yes, but no it doesn't.

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Speaker 3: She's not gonna help you, dude. That was your decision

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Speaker 3: that you're living with. He already had a tattoo of

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Speaker 3: her name from somebody else and it matches or it

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Speaker 3: was literally her tattoo.

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Speaker 1: I read it as there was a tattoo artist at

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Speaker 1: the party and the girl convinced him to get her

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Speaker 1: name tattooed.

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Speaker 4: It is not Tammy got it. That's how I read

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Speaker 4: it anyway.

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Speaker 3: And then she gave him the loser line number. I

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Speaker 3: mean it is a bold move.

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Speaker 4: Wow, dude, if only she would have.

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Speaker 3: Had him tattoo the loser line. Everybody needs to be

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Speaker 3: getting the loser line number tattooed on their bodies. So

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Speaker 3: if you're getting some ink and make sure you just

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Speaker 3: add a little bit of space to put the loser

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Speaker 3: line in there. Let's hear another message.

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Speaker 5: Hi Kate, Sorry, Hi Katie, Hi, this is my just

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Speaker 5: calling because uh, I was calling. Sorry, I don't know

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Speaker 5: why I got this all of a sudden, so nervous.

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Speaker 5: Let me just see, let me try to start all over. Hi, Kate,

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Speaker 5: I'm calling because I.

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Speaker 1: Think you're cute. I don't know what's happened to me.

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Speaker 5: I just I just wanted to ask you on a d.

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Speaker 1: Jesus, I'm sorry, it's just this doesn't happen. God, all right, I'm.

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Speaker 5: Just I'm trying to ask you out if you're available

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Speaker 5: on Saturday. Don't know that's better? So yeah, just just

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Speaker 5: so call me back.

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Speaker 3: Either his voice keeps cracking or flies keep going right

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Speaker 3: into his mouth as soon as he starts talking about

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Speaker 3: and he gets excited.

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Speaker 4: In the bedroom too, is a real man?

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Speaker 5: So great?

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Speaker 3: You would love that, wouldn't you.

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Speaker 5: Bro?

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Speaker 3: It's a little small world after all. Actually, in the

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Speaker 3: bedroom you put on the bro you gave your number

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Speaker 3: to my girlfriends? Like, are you freaking stupid?

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Speaker 1: Like seriously, Bro, you thought she'd leave me. It's not

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Speaker 1: his fault.

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Speaker 4: He needs to know that he crossed the lines cannot

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Speaker 4: be crossed.

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Speaker 1: I was hot.

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Speaker 5: It's not his fault.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's right, you are hot, so yeah, it is

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Speaker 3: his fault.

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Speaker 1: Hang up.

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Speaker 3: I guarantee that I make more.

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Speaker 2: Money than you, and I bet I could run a

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Speaker 2: five k faster than you.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna brag about five k. He loved me and

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Speaker 1: not you, so the uh.

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Speaker 3: Even though she technically got rejected, but she's hot.

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Speaker 4: Maybe the guys could pay for the Loser Line.

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Speaker 1: Didn't think so, but her boyfriend does.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's his fault. I hope that she's hot. You

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Speaker 3: should feel bad about himself too.

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Speaker 2: That's one of those healthy relationships.

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Speaker 4: That we just heard.

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Speaker 3: Did I say the dating market was bad because the

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Speaker 3: couple's market? Not so grady.

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Speaker 2: We're bragging about five k's like where you come to.

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Speaker 3: Although I mean that is pretty cool. I'm with him

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Speaker 3: on that. You can listen to the Loser Line regularly

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Speaker 3: at this time every weekend. Make sure you subscribe to

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Speaker 3: the Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel where you can listen

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Speaker 3: to all of our Loser Lines, second dates, and phone taps.

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Speaker 3: Right there, we got a phone tap coming

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Speaker 1: Up Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.