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Speaker 1: Coming out at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after today's strawberry letter. Now the subject, okay,

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Speaker 1: the subject is he goes on and on and on.

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Speaker 1: But right now that's me. That's me right there. That's

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Speaker 1: what I do. Call that's what Okay, okay, okay, Junior, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Jay what the caller? Yes? Do y'all have big bugs? No? No?

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Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.

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Speaker 1: How do you know you don't because you ain't got

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Speaker 1: no bites on me? Nothing, you don't. You don't think

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Speaker 1: there's a bug on you know where? Nobody? If I

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Speaker 1: see one, they usually ain't on me. And I'm throwing

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Speaker 1: my mattress. So guess what. Let's let's get this understood.

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Speaker 1: Nobody has ever really seen a big bug? I who

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Speaker 1: have seen? Who've seen the bug? At a hotel? Whatever? Here?

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Speaker 1: It is big bugs? Hello, hellong, trying to speak to

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Speaker 1: nis SE's in here right now? If I take a message, Uh,

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Speaker 1: do you know when she's coming back? No? Is this business?

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Speaker 1: Calls him? No, No, this is personal. I need to

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Speaker 1: talk to her immediately. No, you need to talk to me.

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Speaker 1: That this is a man? Who is this? This is

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Speaker 1: this is Brandon, Who who who are you? I'm earnest Man.

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Speaker 1: But why do you know? Shene? I got a bit

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Speaker 1: of a situation here, man. Uh, and it's basically a

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Speaker 1: financial situation that I'm owed some money from her. So

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Speaker 1: I kind of need to talk to her about about

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Speaker 1: getting this money. Uh. Is totally disrupted my whole apartment.

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Speaker 1: And I needed to actually see about talking to her

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Speaker 1: about getting this whole problem taking care of what what's

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Speaker 1: the what's the situation? What, what's what's the what's going on?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm basically right now, I'm twenty five hundred

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Speaker 1: dollars in the rears due to do to Shonnie and

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Speaker 1: and I, you know, I need to see if she's

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Speaker 1: gonna be able to pay me for the situation or what.

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Speaker 1: You know, my third owe you money? She owes me

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Speaker 1: twenty five dollars. What. I don't even know who you are?

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Speaker 1: First of all, So what's up with the man? First

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Speaker 1: of all, my name is Brandon, okay, and I've been

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Speaker 1: I know, I've been knowing Rnis probably for the last

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Speaker 1: three or four months now, Okay, So here you you

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Speaker 1: want to know it all in a nutshell? Is it's

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Speaker 1: like this seds been coming through okay for the last

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Speaker 1: three or four months, been coming over here to my spot,

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Speaker 1: to my apartment, hanging out. I'm just now finding out

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Speaker 1: within the last two weeks. Us, I had to get

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Speaker 1: rid of my couch. I had to get rid of

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Speaker 1: my mattresses because mattress, because it's been mastress. Wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: do wait a minute. So you're trying to tell me

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Speaker 1: she was in your bad. Yeah, she's been in my bed. Dude,

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Speaker 1: she's been in your bed? Are you crazy? You know

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Speaker 1: they know the problem is about twenty dollars. You told

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Speaker 1: my mom girl was in your bed. Now we're not

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Speaker 1: even gonna get into that. You understand what I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: But that's twenty follars. You can forget about it. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no hold for us all. You're calling here, you calling here,

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Speaker 1: you're calling here and here, and dude answer the phone.

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Speaker 1: And you still got to to ask for her and

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Speaker 1: then gonna tell me about some twenty five hundreds. I

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Speaker 1: was about some mattress, dude, I'm my my mattresses, man

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Speaker 1: or thousand bucks full of bed bugs. I had to

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Speaker 1: throw that away. Mably worry about no damn mattress. Dude,

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Speaker 1: you talking about my girl. We've been together for four years.

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Speaker 1: I'm about to pop the question on her, and you

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Speaker 1: It's about to be over in a minute now if

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Speaker 1: you want to marriage snee cool, I don't care nothing

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Speaker 1: about I don't even worry about that now. Talking about

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Speaker 1: some bad mattress. Man, I'm it's a problem, dude. Ain't

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Speaker 1: wonder if I don't damn mattress. But I don't wonder

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Speaker 1: if I ain't got no mattress right now? My house?

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Speaker 1: You call them mine? Tell that food. I do not

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Speaker 1: Do you understand no problem that brings a canting about

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Speaker 1: the mattress? O cows, dude, I don't care nothing about that.

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Speaker 1: Your name, you're saying your name, Brandon, I'm Brandon, Yeah, Brandon, Okay,

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Speaker 1: don't worry about it right because you're gonna find me

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Speaker 1: a real food. Don't let me find you before you

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Speaker 1: Do doude? You can have you can have them big

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Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is you're talking about some bugs

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Speaker 1: and event bugs over here. Okay, so what did you

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Speaker 1: problem right now. You've been over here man, and that

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Speaker 1: You ain't getting nothing from here. Okay, first of all,

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Speaker 1: do check this out. I don't have a problem with you, Okay.

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Speaker 1: Me and you cool? No, you cool? We all got

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Speaker 1: out problem. You're calling me something about super sleep or

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Speaker 1: one of my brother hey dog Doge. But once I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna say it again. Me and you cool, Doog, we're cool.

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Speaker 1: We're not cool. We're not cool for thet I don't

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Speaker 1: handle Snise myself. I'm I'm gona handling you later. What

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Speaker 1: you're doing, what you're talking about, you, you're gonna handle me.

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Speaker 1: I'm might handle you later. You want a mattress, right,

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Speaker 1: hey do dude wants head and married Shenise. I ain't

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Speaker 1: got nothing to do with that. My word about my

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Speaker 1: money back man for the for the property of mine

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Speaker 1: that she has ruined. Man, don't worry about that. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna get a Maxis. Don't worry about that. It's gonna

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Speaker 1: be a cast. Get wrapped around now so they do. Dude,

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Speaker 1: why are you sitting here creating the trauma with me?

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Speaker 1: When me, me and you, we ain't even the problem.

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Speaker 1: The problem is Sheni. The problem is you picked up

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Speaker 1: your phone and you call here. That's the problem. What

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Speaker 1: you ain't got no mattress. Now you gotta do that.

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Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying. You know what I see.

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Speaker 1: I can't talk to you. When do Shenise get home? Man,

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Speaker 1: don't worry if I want she needs to get home.

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Speaker 1: I wish you need to worry if I was when

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Speaker 1: I find you. Okay, So so when when I when

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Speaker 1: Because I need my money day, I don't have you

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Speaker 1: let him have your mattress. To please understand, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: ask you this here, Man, sanis bringing bad bugs over

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Speaker 1: the mouse. Leave him all in my mattress, leave him

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Speaker 1: Where I'm wrong, a man, where I'm wrong. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: ask you straight up, did you know she had a man? Say? What?

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Speaker 1: Did you know she had a man? But I mean

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Speaker 1: You know she had a man? Right? And you still

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Speaker 1: You understand I'm saying, Dude, do you understand you're messing

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Speaker 1: up a four year relationship? You know, I'm the time

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Speaker 1: here with this. What are y'all supposed to get married?

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Speaker 1: Don't worry about what we're supposed to get married? Man,

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Speaker 1: you messed that all up. What I'm trying to explain

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Speaker 1: you is, dude, you're calling here on some big bug.

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Speaker 1: What I know she ain't got nothing to do with

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Speaker 1: but the sect that you told me that she was

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Speaker 1: over your house and your bad. That's over. It's over now.

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Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying. Now we'll see get home.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna deal with that. You understand what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: That's gonna get done with. I'm walking up out of here.

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Speaker 1: But when I leave here, please believe my next stop

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Speaker 1: is to come fine your First of all, how did

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Speaker 1: you get the number to this apartment? That's what I

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Speaker 1: want to know. They do. She gave me both numbers,

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Speaker 1: you know, if it's an emergency, call the house. Okay,

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Speaker 1: And this is an emergency. Yeah, that's an emergency. I

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Speaker 1: got bad learn learning another emergency number? Learning on on

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Speaker 1: one Because when I come knocking on your dog, did

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Speaker 1: Hey man, do you think Tommy will pay for the

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Speaker 1: bad bugs? Who is Tommy? I'm just saying, do you

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Speaker 1: Tommy dog nephew Tommy from the Steve Alby Morning Show. Ernest,

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Speaker 1: you just got brighted by your girl shot niece man. Y'all, y'all,

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Speaker 1: it was over. It was over. You understand what I'm

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