Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Oh my god, this is this is
Speaker 1: so much more soothing than what we were just discussing.
Speaker 1: I can barely hear this, but I know that somebody
Speaker 1: sounds like they just jumped out of a bush and
Speaker 1: they're using on my feet. That makes me feel That
Speaker 1: makes me feel like I'm in my buge garage starting
Speaker 1: to smell a little milk. And that's fine because it
Speaker 1: misses human contact. My garage is lonely, guys, I'm fine.
Speaker 1: Garage is lonely. I'm fine. Things are so good. I'm
Speaker 1: crazy busy, I'm crazy. Hello, and welcome to a very special,
Speaker 1: crazy episode of Will You Accept This Rose? My name
Speaker 1: is Artem Marine. I'm coming to you on my fancy
Speaker 1: new microphone through quick Ti click. Sounded like a real podcaster,
Speaker 1: except for I can't speak with me today. Are two men?
Speaker 1: Have We've had different journeys with this program, the Listen
Speaker 1: to Your Heart spin off and just for the people
Speaker 1: freaking out that we side journeyed off of One Pablo,
Speaker 1: don't worry. This show is done next week. It is
Speaker 1: an a bush of television programs. So one man on
Speaker 1: here I'll introduce him first. He's been on this journey
Speaker 1: with us. He's been fighting it the whole time, but
Speaker 1: he was like, he loves us, and he's agreed to
Speaker 1: do it. And he's been a wonderful guest numerous times now. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know where he's at with this program. Uh.
Speaker 1: You might know him as God on Supernatural. He is
Speaker 1: also now has his own podcast that is up during
Speaker 1: the quarantine. I don't know how often it goes up.
Speaker 1: I want him to tell us about it again. Ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, Bachelor of the nineteen and twenty and my
Speaker 1: mother and the Sky's future ex husband Roberts God a
Speaker 1: day you my future stepfather. Yeah, that we've we've married
Speaker 1: and divorced. Yeah, for sure. He has had a hot
Speaker 1: and heavy and st Peter Yeah gate banging at the
Speaker 1: pearly gates. And then you're like, this is too hot,
Speaker 1: this is too hot to spend eternity. You can't, we
Speaker 1: won't socialize with anybody else. Benedict, how are you? I'm great?
Speaker 1: I'm great. Uh, you know, considering considering that we're going
Speaker 1: through this weird, weird, uh walking dead times together. But
Speaker 1: it's the walking dead times I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 1: I had a harder time this week mentally than I
Speaker 1: have had. I found myself. The highs were normal, lows
Speaker 1: were really like a little delicate on the same day
Speaker 1: for no reason. At night, I got a little sensitive.
Speaker 1: And that's not how I roll. I'm a New England gal.
Speaker 1: I'm tough nut. Just feeling a little naty, rob come
Speaker 1: a lonely Yeah, yeah, it brings out those qualities in US.
Speaker 1: I mean same here. I just it wasn't the best week.
Speaker 1: And uh, and you know, I've probably been drinking too much.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and say it great. But I
Speaker 1: can tell you tequila. Tequila, tequila, tequila, Yeah, tequila, lots
Speaker 1: of tequila. I'm on maybe my fourth bottle since we started.
Speaker 1: But it doesn't matter, right, that's fine. That's two bottles.
Speaker 1: I have a lot of CBD. Yeah, I'm just going
Speaker 1: straight for the weed. I don't like we because it
Speaker 1: doesn't like me. Yeah, it likes me, which is great,
Speaker 1: It's never liked me. Um. But but the show, I uh,
Speaker 1: most importantly, this show, it's importantly. I started out your
Speaker 1: heart the most important. I started on hating it before
Speaker 1: I even started watching it, and then I watched I
Speaker 1: watched it, and I hated it more. And then as
Speaker 1: we've been watching, the last two weeks have been a
Speaker 1: little bit better, so I don't hate it as much.
Speaker 1: So now I'm just sort of I'm sort of like
Speaker 1: just just just quietly sort of not liking it very much,
Speaker 1: but I don't hate it. Were you the person that
Speaker 1: was on our program that remembered in except Rockstar? In
Speaker 1: Except Yes, I watched both seasons of that, which was great.
Speaker 1: But now I feel like we're finally next week the finale,
Speaker 1: we're going to get to the venue. We haven't been
Speaker 1: there yet. The house looks like the house that they
Speaker 1: stayed at, which actually might have been. But now I
Speaker 1: feel like we're about to get to the venue that
Speaker 1: looked like the venue, but now they're going to Nashville.
Speaker 1: So now they going to Nashville. Yeah, um, anyway, let's
Speaker 1: to say about that. But I'll wait till we come
Speaker 1: around to anyway. So then we have another gentleman with us.
Speaker 1: You know, this is a gentleman who I initially reached
Speaker 1: out and I was like, Hey, we're gonna do, We're
Speaker 1: gonna do. Listen to your heart, do you want to
Speaker 1: do with us, and you were like no, And I said,
Speaker 1: I respect that, and I'm not going to force that.
Speaker 1: I respect that. You know, I get it. It's a
Speaker 1: lot you're you've been doing one, Pablo. It's you're like,
Speaker 1: I didn't even know about that. Don't lie. You didn't
Speaker 1: respect it. I didn't push it. I would never push it.
Speaker 1: You didn't push it, and frankly I felt passed over.
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, I thought you would have fought
Speaker 1: a little harder for me. Well, I was just so
Speaker 1: grateful you were doing with us. I didn't want to
Speaker 1: push you. But here's the thing. I wasn't gonna watch. No,
Speaker 1: I wasn't think. You said, are do you want to
Speaker 1: do it? I was like, no, there's no way I
Speaker 1: watched this. Has texted me every Monday night for the
Speaker 1: past five week. He's watched along goodness, we booked it out.
Speaker 1: So we've been booking it and so like, I felt bad.
Speaker 1: Texting has been on fire to Laurie who and me
Speaker 1: and Katie and like, I feel like I need to
Speaker 1: give him an outlet because he wasn't on the initial
Speaker 1: lineup of bookings, because he said he wasn't doing it.
Speaker 1: Just turned out that all my friends were watching it
Speaker 1: and doing a zoom hang while watching it. Was like, well, okay,
Speaker 1: then I guess I'm in. But now you realize you're
Speaker 1: becoming such an expert, like you have a very you have.
Speaker 1: You have really boned up in And that's right. And
Speaker 1: I say bone zoned up on the Bachelor World in
Speaker 1: the weirdest way. Rob. We want you to know that now. Again,
Speaker 1: we haven't aired all of our episodes, but we have
Speaker 1: recorded all of our episodes with Wampaba, and we had
Speaker 1: a quiet We're not gonna spoilerer. We're not gonna tell
Speaker 1: you how we feel in the end about him, but
Speaker 1: we had a journey for well for a while. We
Speaker 1: really like him. Yeah, And last time I talked to you, guys,
Speaker 1: you were like, you know what, I don't mind one
Speaker 1: Pablo and I and I said, wait till the very end.
Speaker 1: Wait till the very end. It really sneaks up on you.
Speaker 1: It does. And then it's like, oh my god, we
Speaker 1: liked him and part of me and again, I'm so
Speaker 1: sorry America. I was like, it's America just being xenophobic
Speaker 1: because he's from Venezuela. Like, come on, guys, and it's like, no,
Speaker 1: they were. They didn't like him because he's a Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a player, he's a play What a fun season though,
Speaker 1: I mean that, And and it did make me more
Speaker 1: excited to watch Claire's season Now I feel more invested
Speaker 1: in Claire. How long ago was that show? Was? That
Speaker 1: feels like sixteen years. His whole thing was he had
Speaker 1: the foe Hawk. Did other of you ever rock a fawk? No, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not since you've known me. Yeah, really, I don't mind.
Speaker 1: I don't mind a foe Hawk. His was so crunchy,
Speaker 1: and he was fun till he wasn't fun. Also with
Speaker 1: us Katie Levine, Katie Levine, Party Machine and Annajos Nie
Speaker 1: is off dealing with animal things before. By the way,
Speaker 1: I did interrupt you during your intro. This is Michael
Speaker 1: Todd from episode one. Oh my god, Michael great, great,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I loved your work, Michael Tod, Michael Todd, Michael,
Speaker 1: Michael Todd. I'm amazed that you would remember his name.
Speaker 1: You have waiting to get on the bus so hard
Speaker 1: that I'm like, and that you still remember Michael Todd.
Speaker 1: I bet our listeners are like, who Michael Todd was
Speaker 1: the thea boom of the Fridgise. But it is just
Speaker 1: so they know it's me, Jerry Trainer. Stop crying. It
Speaker 1: didn't even I didn't even introduce you. I didn't get it.
Speaker 1: I didn't let you get the chance I started. I
Speaker 1: started right in. He is our rookie of the Year,
Speaker 1: and I gotta tell you he is rocketing to outer space,
Speaker 1: Ricky of the Year. He has been with us on
Speaker 1: the One Pablo Journey. He has been with us on
Speaker 1: Peter Pilot's journey. Who's now dating Kelly he Um. You
Speaker 1: might know him from Ike Harley, You might know him
Speaker 1: from Treating Josh. You certainly don't know him from the
Speaker 1: show Waiting Together on CMT, Still the King. I will
Speaker 1: then move five dollars to one person who watches that
Speaker 1: entire season. Do they even know what CMT is? That?
Speaker 1: Does that still exist? They should know what CMT is
Speaker 1: because my favorite dating show that ever happened, Sweet Home Alabama,
Speaker 1: that was on for two seasons that no one watched
Speaker 1: that I watched, That was on CMT. You angel, You're
Speaker 1: just an angel. It's the best I can do. Speaking
Speaker 1: of your an angel, Rob plays God, I have to
Speaker 1: be the devil. You're the devil. We keep inviting you back.
Speaker 1: Did you get a present from me? Jerry? Not yet? Okay, great,
Speaker 1: you know what's coming. I don't know. Mask. I kep
Speaker 1: your mask on, get your wipes ready. I hope it's
Speaker 1: a succulent and fancy pou secculent and a fancy pot
Speaker 1: it's and it's a wooden wall thing that says keep
Speaker 1: on dreaming. I know just which closet says no misday
Speaker 1: all day, and that's gonna be for I hadn't senseled
Speaker 1: it for you. Speaking of no missday all day. We
Speaker 1: asked two weeks ago, and I'm asking again because we've
Speaker 1: got the best stories. We are in two weeks recording
Speaker 1: our trial episode of a potential new podcast called Bad Dates.
Speaker 1: And you guys left us so many bad dates. So
Speaker 1: here's where we're asking. We want more. We want you
Speaker 1: guys to call us, tell us your bad date. We're
Speaker 1: going to change the names or bleep your names out.
Speaker 1: Leave us your name a contact number in your email address,
Speaker 1: or you can email us also. And if you have
Speaker 1: any dating questions or you need dating advice, email us.
Speaker 1: Here's the phone number, eight one eight. Don't worry. This
Speaker 1: doesn't ring anywhere, so you can call day or night.
Speaker 1: This isn't anybody's phone, It's just a Google mail thing.
Speaker 1: Eight one eight nine five four one nine eight nine.
Speaker 1: That's eight one eight nine five four one nine eight
Speaker 1: nine And the email address is the bad dates plural.
Speaker 1: The bad dates show at gmail dot com. Guys, that's
Speaker 1: my phone number. Have you had any bad dates? Jerry?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would blow your mind. I want
Speaker 1: to call in. Can you disguise my voice? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you have to be a gay. Rob says that he
Speaker 1: was too much of a monogamous to have bad days. Well,
Speaker 1: I just I got married when I was, you know,
Speaker 1: twenty four, so I don't have my all My bad
Speaker 1: dates are like, you know, I got my dad's car,
Speaker 1: and that's fine. I'm not mad at that. Don't mind
Speaker 1: a bad high school day, Katie. Have you had bad dates?
Speaker 1: We've certainly seen bad dates on the Bachelor. We've certainly
Speaker 1: seen bad dates on the Bachelor. I don't know when
Speaker 1: you first brought it up. I was trying to think,
Speaker 1: like what my worst date would be, and I think
Speaker 1: it was just like when I lived in New York,
Speaker 1: I went on some dates with like some real assholes,
Speaker 1: like guys being dicks to the waiters. But I think
Speaker 1: the funniest was I had met this guy in a
Speaker 1: bar and we kind of like started hitting off. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't call it a date, but we were hanging out.
Speaker 1: And at the time, this is it's a long term
Speaker 1: but I had a warrant out for my arrest. Yes
Speaker 1: I wanted okay, So the short the short story was
Speaker 1: we my friends ever going to a bar when night
Speaker 1: in Queens and the cops, the cops just like stopped
Speaker 1: us and we're like, you guys were drinking in the park.
Speaker 1: And I was like, we're like twenty three years old.
Speaker 1: Why would we drink in a park or going to
Speaker 1: a bar? And they're like, no, you were drinking in
Speaker 1: the park. And we were like, we were absolutely not
Speaker 1: drinking in the park. Were he drinking in the park? No,
Speaker 1: We like literally walked from the train to the Spear Garden,
Speaker 1: you know, like, why would we drink I would be
Speaker 1: drinking apart. Well, we were like twenty three, we're going
Speaker 1: to a bar. And then I then they gave us
Speaker 1: tickets for having alcohol even though we had no alcohol.
Speaker 1: So I said, okay, I buck you I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: do anything about this ticket. And I did nothing about it,
Speaker 1: and um then they sent a warrant to me saying
Speaker 1: I had like I had a warrantut for my arrest
Speaker 1: and I was like, well, I don't fucking here and
Speaker 1: put it on my fridge. And then I like met
Speaker 1: this dude bar. We hit it off and we were
Speaker 1: talking and I was like, what are you doing? He
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I'm a cop. And then I lied
Speaker 1: about my last name. I was like, to look at
Speaker 1: my dig right, I have a war right at that
Speaker 1: you're that you're vigilante outlaw. When I was moving to
Speaker 1: New York, I went to like fucking key Gardens and
Speaker 1: Queens and cleared it up in the jo just like
Speaker 1: this is stupid. And I was like, I know, and
Speaker 1: then I paid and it was over. That stresses me.
Speaker 1: I lived for that long from the warran up here.
Speaker 1: I said to people, pleaser, that's so stressful for me.
Speaker 1: I loved it. I loved it. I would have asked
Speaker 1: the yeah, exactly, you know why you want to get
Speaker 1: at it? You fix this? Oh no, I was like,
Speaker 1: I want your fucking badge number. I was like, give
Speaker 1: us breathalyzers. We haven't an they were. They were like
Speaker 1: you were drinking Southern Comfinal your date, Your date Date.
Speaker 1: You should have been like, dude, I will do you
Speaker 1: have to get this warrant off my record? All roads
Speaker 1: are open? Yeah, everything everything shades of Katie for Katie
Speaker 1: Ship to me. I knew, and I was like, what
Speaker 1: are they gonna come after me for like this fucking
Speaker 1: little warrant? No, Well, that goes to show you that
Speaker 1: bad dates are universal. So it's gonna be me and
Speaker 1: Rob Cohen, who's a Simpsons writer and he's a director,
Speaker 1: and he is Millhouse. He was drawn after him, so
Speaker 1: Millhouse and I Rob, what does the name your podcast?
Speaker 1: It's called and my guess is Richard Spade And every
Speaker 1: week my guest is my friend Richard Spake, and uh
Speaker 1: please talk about all things quarantine and stuff. But uh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's going well. But um hey, I want to be
Speaker 1: on yours. I want to be on that I've got
Speaker 1: I've got a crazy date story that happened in college.
Speaker 1: But that's fine. I'm gonna tell one from high school.
Speaker 1: All right, that's fine, that's good. All right. We're doing
Speaker 1: our We're doing our first tester of it in two
Speaker 1: weeks and then hopefully, hopefully I Heart can't resist and
Speaker 1: they're like Arden Millhouse, bring up America's End, Canada and
Speaker 1: the world's bad dates. Everybody needs to a venue to
Speaker 1: share their bad dates. Okay, here we are listen to
Speaker 1: your Heart Vegas or part one of the finale or
Speaker 1: episode four of the program is the perfect size show.
Speaker 1: We're down to the final four couples, and um Chris
Speaker 1: Harrison comes in and we have Matt is sort of
Speaker 1: like contemplating, and he's thinking about things, Matt who has
Speaker 1: Matt who has a fox Hawk. And I was thinking
Speaker 1: about fuck Mary kill on this program. I don't know
Speaker 1: why I thought that. I was thinking fun Mary kill.
Speaker 1: I was thinking I'd have to marry Matt because he
Speaker 1: seems sort of the steadiest and kind of the coolest,
Speaker 1: the most adult. I guess I would. I mean, I
Speaker 1: do like Harry Potter. I guess I would kill what
Speaker 1: I fuck Trevor and kill Trevor. I don't know, Anna
Speaker 1: Mary kill. You can kill a person, Can I think
Speaker 1: that happens? I guess I would. I guess I would
Speaker 1: suck and kill Trevor and then Mary Matt I guess
Speaker 1: which Trevor. Trevor is the ice skaters away Mary kill
Speaker 1: on this Trevor to death. Trevor's the American Idol contestant cheeter. Yeah,
Speaker 1: um Anna, She's still thinking, I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: think I would fuck you have to, you have to? Okay,
Speaker 1: I would kill Trevor for sure, he's annoying. You have Mary? No,
Speaker 1: I would marry who's left Chris? I would Mary, Chris?
Speaker 1: Would you so sweet? Yeah? And then maybe fuck Matt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's the right answer. Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Who's the other guy, Oh Ryan Yan Yeah, okay, great,
Speaker 1: all right, so then we we'll play with the guys later.
Speaker 1: So start thinking about it in head. So Jamie is saying,
Speaker 1: Jamie is still talking about Natasha. She cannot stop talking
Speaker 1: about the other women on the show. She was like,
Speaker 1: last night, Natasha was so manipulated. But Trevor has been
Speaker 1: there for me when I was so stressed and so upset.
Speaker 1: And Chris and Bree had their big moment on stage
Speaker 1: and they hugged. This is just sort of catching everybody
Speaker 1: up from last week. They hugged, and she says, I
Speaker 1: think I love you, and he was like, wait what
Speaker 1: and um, Chris Harrison comes in and he goes, we
Speaker 1: can't move forward in l A. We have new celebrity judges.
Speaker 1: We're leaving for good. We're going to Vegas. And it's
Speaker 1: interesting what they've spent their money on, Like they spent
Speaker 1: their money on tour buses, four tour buses, like they
Speaker 1: have the John Mayer's song, the Taylor Swift song, nothing
Speaker 1: for the date, and then but they spend it on
Speaker 1: four tour buses, which I actually thought was kind of
Speaker 1: fun and exciting. If you were I mean, Rob, you're
Speaker 1: a musician, would you be excited to have your own bus?
Speaker 1: For sure? No, that was awesome. It was great, and
Speaker 1: the you know, and the room at the hotel was
Speaker 1: nice and it probably makes it feel really it did,
Speaker 1: like like a nice hotel in Vegas. I was like,
Speaker 1: whatever the news the Nomad hotel, Yeah, we've never heard
Speaker 1: of that. We've got one here, we got one downtown
Speaker 1: in l A. Yeah, classy. Um. So then he goes,
Speaker 1: she goes, all the greats have performed in Vegas. I
Speaker 1: don't know where the phrase all the greats makes me,
Speaker 1: I mean just then, also just the level of excitement
Speaker 1: over Vegas. It was as if they're going to Barcelona
Speaker 1: or something, people like ya five hour drive. They could
Speaker 1: not wrap our hands around that. And then I mean rude.
Speaker 1: So then we see Rudy and Matt snuggling in their
Speaker 1: tour bus and she's like, I hated him and then
Speaker 1: he thought I was a crazy bitch, and then I
Speaker 1: went and then I went insane, and then after he
Speaker 1: murdered me, and then she goes, I know him a lot,
Speaker 1: and then they were sort of snuggling on the bus
Speaker 1: and she is a lot. She is a lot. She's
Speaker 1: a lot. I like. I like how they're editing around
Speaker 1: his vacant, like panicky stare. He's very funny. If you remember,
Speaker 1: he's the one that didn't know who Chris Harrison was,
Speaker 1: So this is clearly a guy that does not know
Speaker 1: this franchise. So he also doesn't know the hair splitting
Speaker 1: of falling in love, like almost a lack of pressure
Speaker 1: of falling in love. He doesn't know that in the
Speaker 1: real world. That's a major thing to say. He doesn't
Speaker 1: realize in Calabasas. If you say that, that's just like
Speaker 1: a handshake at the post office, like it means I'm
Speaker 1: jumping ahead a little bit. But that's like he doesn't
Speaker 1: know the game yet. Guests who knows the game Trevor
Speaker 1: bomb the game bomb and it worked well for him
Speaker 1: this week. This is what he's been training for his
Speaker 1: whole life. Yes, um, And then she says, I get better,
Speaker 1: just give me a few years. And she was talking
Speaker 1: about how she gave her rose the first night to Ryan,
Speaker 1: but she didn't want to jump his bones. He's like,
Speaker 1: do you want to jump my bones? And she was
Speaker 1: like yes, and he looked afraid, and you know, he's
Speaker 1: he's he's trying. He's Jerry's Jerry's right. I mean, like
Speaker 1: when they're on the bus and she's like snuggling him
Speaker 1: and he's just looking out the window, like at the
Speaker 1: just the polls going by, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Get this stands what I feel like some of the
Speaker 1: other contestants who tapped themselves out, Like, I think he's
Speaker 1: being smart and he understands he is a really terrific
Speaker 1: lead singer of a new band. They perform well together,
Speaker 1: they can get along well enough. He can handle making
Speaker 1: out with her. And if this is the name of
Speaker 1: the game to get a record deal and a tour.
Speaker 1: You just do it, Just do it, just do it. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he was looking at that scene where they're like
Speaker 1: looking at the passing like waste land, and he's just like,
Speaker 1: it looks peaceful out there, not inside the bus. I
Speaker 1: could see you getting captured like that, Jerry. I could
Speaker 1: see a rudy. I can see a rudy being drawn
Speaker 1: to you. I could save it for your show, because
Speaker 1: that's what happened. I can see that. I cannot really
Speaker 1: that's not what happened, but I can see you. I
Speaker 1: can see somebody like that fixed. I can also see
Speaker 1: that with Rob. I can see for both of you
Speaker 1: in different ways. What do you mean, like somebody just
Speaker 1: because you guys are fun and cool and you have
Speaker 1: a nice personality and you're talented and getting like trapped
Speaker 1: in a relationship, very enthusiastic, and I can see somebody
Speaker 1: who's kind of a handful and fun try to take
Speaker 1: you hostage. Yes, that's right. Yeah, that's my dating experience.
Speaker 1: I mean, Anna, can't you see that? Can't you see
Speaker 1: a rudy like being drawn to one of these gentlemen? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's why she scares me. I think you
Speaker 1: could get kidnapped. Did you cut your hair? Oh? Yeah
Speaker 1: I did? Cute? Did you do yourself? Looks so cute? Yeah.
Speaker 1: I only have one hairstyle I know how to cut,
Speaker 1: which is the A line bob, and that's my go
Speaker 1: to for everything. What's the tip for the A line bob?
Speaker 1: Was the hot goss for our listeners? Well, my hair,
Speaker 1: my hairstyl has taught me how to do it. You
Speaker 1: basically just it's cute. You just have to cut downwards
Speaker 1: coming out, and then you have to use like a
Speaker 1: double mere situation to straighten the back. But luckily I
Speaker 1: got Zach to fix the back of my hair and
Speaker 1: I cut my hair again. It turns out I love.
Speaker 1: My favorite things of the quarantine are eating pepper jack cheese,
Speaker 1: taking my temperature, and cutting my hair. I love giving
Speaker 1: my Can I chime in about it? Since we're talking hair?
Speaker 1: Has anyone heard of the no Pooh method? It's where
Speaker 1: you don't use shampoo, you like remove it from your
Speaker 1: life and you start using like, dude, it looks short now,
Speaker 1: but it's really down to my ass. But the nope,
Speaker 1: not really, but the Noe Pooh I'm doing it. Basically,
Speaker 1: there's like this strange shorter. No, it just makes it
Speaker 1: look like sort of you don't need to put gunk
Speaker 1: in it because your natural oil sort of doing it.
Speaker 1: I just like hearing the phrase no pooh, Yes, no pooh,
Speaker 1: I'm quarantined the transition period where you may or may
Speaker 1: not get all greasy and flaky and gross. Who cares.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying it to see what happens. I've been
Speaker 1: no pooh. I've been no pooh since so last year.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't really do I pooed. Let's ridiculous. When
Speaker 1: was When was the last time you pood pood your hair?
Speaker 1: I pooed? Maybe, well, last time I gotta cut. That's
Speaker 1: what only time I poose when it gets cut? How
Speaker 1: long ago that? So? Wait a minute, you have to
Speaker 1: use the water only? Or do you use the apple
Speaker 1: cide or vinegar ba water? Just rinse my head out
Speaker 1: with water? What about dry? What's the sense situation? What's
Speaker 1: the sense thatch happened? Smells? I think it's okay? What
Speaker 1: about like a dry champouy? No you're not. You're not
Speaker 1: supposed to use that. It's the idea is to get
Speaker 1: rid of detergents and chemicals, and they're natural oils. I'm
Speaker 1: natural of which I'm going to give a shout out.
Speaker 1: This gal that I went from fifth grade through eighth
Speaker 1: grade hunting me down on Facebook and I think, you know,
Speaker 1: she's a mom. She's got a business from her house
Speaker 1: and she's trying to make it work. And she was like, hey,
Speaker 1: can I send you She's she reps this like organic makeup.
Speaker 1: This is not an ad. I am not getting paid
Speaker 1: to say this. So she sent me this thing called
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Speaker 1: We're back and Brian Chris Bree says, uh, Chris says,
Speaker 1: I'm in love with this girl, and then Trevi, everybody's
Speaker 1: fallen in love this episode, and um, she He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm having a lot of feelings for you. Let me
Speaker 1: sing it to you. This guy loves getting airtime. Thank
Speaker 1: God Jesus and shoot me in the face. He knows
Speaker 1: how to get him on screen singing like that. He
Speaker 1: knows the more he does that, the more they're going
Speaker 1: to go to SoundCloud. Like this guy is bred to
Speaker 1: be on a Yeah, he knows what he's doing. And
Speaker 1: she's and meanwhile, she's she's getting young, she's actually getting younger. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Benjamin Button of the better. She is a child.
Speaker 1: What she's like, I'm following, Oh my god, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: throw up. Oh my god. I mean, how about the
Speaker 1: fact that each week, I'm I am convinced that she's
Speaker 1: somebody's niece at ABC, and that they were convinced that
Speaker 1: Jamie and Ryan were the couple, and that they even
Speaker 1: tried to jam it together again last week. Ye, they
Speaker 1: really did. And she's having none of it. She's not
Speaker 1: he doesn't make her Underpant's dance and it's not happening.
Speaker 1: She wants bad boy Trevor. So then um, Rudy and Matt,
Speaker 1: and I mean it literally just felt like all these
Speaker 1: people are basically the pressures on to say I love
Speaker 1: you and big time this guy's not feeling it. Did
Speaker 1: their tour bus breakdown? What the funk happened? Yes, talk
Speaker 1: to us. Here's my theory, Jerry. I think Matt and
Speaker 1: Rudy are win this show. I thought that now for
Speaker 1: I think four weeks. I hope they got it. They're
Speaker 1: the best, they sound the best together, they sing the best,
Speaker 1: they're the most talented. Yes they should. I think they win.
Speaker 1: But I think they also know that Matt is not
Speaker 1: like doesn't understand that, like the love aspect is so
Speaker 1: important to the franchise. So they're like, get these two
Speaker 1: a room. We need to send them to bang Town
Speaker 1: early to get Matt on board with the love train.
Speaker 1: Didn't work, It didn't work, didn't work, made it work,
Speaker 1: made it worse, made it worse, made it a little
Speaker 1: bit worse. Which Rudy, maybe you need to step up
Speaker 1: your game, baby, I think break out the big guns.
Speaker 1: So it's interesting, So and again jumping ahead. I just
Speaker 1: think the producers know that they're gonna win, and they're like,
Speaker 1: but he's not really, he's kind of you can see
Speaker 1: he's kind of out. I did Nick Viale's podcast two
Speaker 1: is and he is so convinced that it's going to
Speaker 1: be Chris and Bree because they're the only love connection.
Speaker 1: I'm like, they're too there was so talented, but too
Speaker 1: And I would listen to them in my car. But
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna go pay twenty five bucks and be
Speaker 1: park my car and be in, I want to show.
Speaker 1: And they're not exciting. They make me cheer up, and
Speaker 1: I think their music is beautiful. I think the relationship
Speaker 1: is gorgeous, but they're not that it is not a show,
Speaker 1: and I think I would. I would pay twenty bucks
Speaker 1: to go see Rudy and Matt. You're not gonna hire
Speaker 1: You're not gonna hire a pyro guy to go see Chris.
Speaker 1: They're not exciting to watch, and they're a little they're
Speaker 1: starting to get a little annoying as a couple. It's
Speaker 1: just a little bit cuteie cute. Well, let's get it.
Speaker 1: Let's go ahead there for a second. So they go
Speaker 1: and they have a date and their date is so
Speaker 1: they all check in. Everybody except for Rude and Matt
Speaker 1: checks into the nomad, which is so okay and like
Speaker 1: and they try to play it off a little bit
Speaker 1: like where Rudy and Matt, Oh my god, where are
Speaker 1: my friends? As if they've lost them or something, or
Speaker 1: like did they just leave? I also felt like coming
Speaker 1: up next week in the coming attractions, it's Fantasy Sweet Night,
Speaker 1: and I thought, haven't you all been banging at the
Speaker 1: mansion and then your busses and different what? I think
Speaker 1: they all sleep in different rooms. I think the guys
Speaker 1: are on one side and the girls. I don't think
Speaker 1: they are sleeping together. But don't they all but don't
Speaker 1: they all have their room? But didn't they all check
Speaker 1: in and have a bed? And they're sweet in Vegas?
Speaker 1: When Rudy or Ruby, Rudy and Matt got there, they
Speaker 1: were like, you got to spend the night together and
Speaker 1: they were like, yeah, the same room. Yeah. They were
Speaker 1: like shocked. It looked like when they all walked into
Speaker 1: their Vegas suite, it looks like this is your bed
Speaker 1: and like why would why would Rudy go share a
Speaker 1: bid with Natasha when she could share it with Matt
Speaker 1: And I'm unclear on the sleeping situations, but like Katie said,
Speaker 1: when they were like, you got your own bed, like
Speaker 1: you got a bed, they were so shocked about it.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, whatever the sleeping situation is,
Speaker 1: it ain't with their significant other, right, so then we
Speaker 1: have um so then they all get the dates and
Speaker 1: so they said, chris An Brey, this made me. They
Speaker 1: sent him to the Little White Chapel. And it did
Speaker 1: feel a little on the nose that ABC was like, no,
Speaker 1: we're cool, we're cool with in origional marriages. Like it
Speaker 1: felt like crazy, you know, And it felt a little
Speaker 1: on the nose. And they looked like actors to me
Speaker 1: for some reason, I wanted to buy it. But they
Speaker 1: look like they're pretending. I mean, I hope it was
Speaker 1: a real couple. I really like, this is a real couple.
Speaker 1: This is great, Hannah, what did you think those were
Speaker 1: paid actors? Um, I don't believe any of that. No. One.
Speaker 1: The way they were staring at each other when they
Speaker 1: were like serenading them in the movie, it was like
Speaker 1: they weren't even serenading before. Like it was like and
Speaker 1: now just stay here, after your marriage in quotes your
Speaker 1: wedding um and just staring at each other lovingly while
Speaker 1: these two randos sing to you. I don't believe it.
Speaker 1: They weren't dancing, They just so stared. That was my
Speaker 1: big problem. I was like, why are they making them
Speaker 1: just stand there? Like give him a slow dance? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a beautiful song. I teared up. I was
Speaker 1: happy for the actor couple. I was. I was like
Speaker 1: hoping it was real. But then I'm like, why aren't
Speaker 1: they like kissing or like slow lost in each other's
Speaker 1: eyes and slowed stand They met at the buffet that
Speaker 1: morning and they were gambling all night, and ABC went, hey,
Speaker 1: how would you guys like to get copped tonight? On
Speaker 1: the those of like ABC trying to be like we're cool,
Speaker 1: Like it's like, no, no, we're just just it felt
Speaker 1: heavy handed, right, Yeah. Yeah, it would have been more
Speaker 1: real if they were a real couple, and they were.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say they were interracial and the
Speaker 1: couple singing were interracial. They were really pushing it. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. That's what I mean. And I feel
Speaker 1: like ABC, Like I feel like ABC was also like
Speaker 1: this could be you guys like you know, like it
Speaker 1: just felt a little I felt I felt like ABC
Speaker 1: was trying to be like the cool uncle. That's not cool,
Speaker 1: but it's trying to be cool. It felt like I
Speaker 1: have an oracial couple of friends like you. Felt like
Speaker 1: it made me panic. I'm like, oh, this is so
Speaker 1: like yeah, and it didn't feel like a real couple
Speaker 1: to cry for them. I was excited for them. I
Speaker 1: very soon. Yeah. I enjoyed the song. I just out
Speaker 1: that they weren't moving to it. It was weird. They
Speaker 1: were just even Chris, the contestant. Chris was like at
Speaker 1: first he was kind of had a look in his
Speaker 1: face like oh, and then towards the end of the wedding,
Speaker 1: to look on his face is like this is not
Speaker 1: this is pretend love, this isn't real. He was like
Speaker 1: kind of glazed over. He's like, oh, they played me,
Speaker 1: they played me. This is weird because they're just staring
Speaker 1: at each other. Um. Matt had also said I would
Speaker 1: like to find a significant other. I've been through so
Speaker 1: much ship, I've been hurt so badly in relationships like so,
Speaker 1: so this is like they're setting up that Matt has
Speaker 1: walls up maybe to try to be okay, Like, if
Speaker 1: they just keep singing together, maybe he could like get
Speaker 1: like it feels like he's attracted to her when she's singing.
Speaker 1: If she they could just keep the show going. I
Speaker 1: think he's attracted to her when she's not talking. Yeah, totally,
Speaker 1: because she's fun. But she's a handful a little nutty
Speaker 1: yea um, and then we have okay, what did you
Speaker 1: think side note of like the haunted motel that they
Speaker 1: stayed at, Yeah, I felt a little put on. I
Speaker 1: don't know, I feel like they're kind of riffing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I did like the campfire. I liked the stars that
Speaker 1: they had over, Like, the stars are really pretty. They
Speaker 1: sank Tennessee whiskey. Um, they were, you know, kissing, so
Speaker 1: like it was sort of like a good start. It
Speaker 1: was a good start, but it was And then do
Speaker 1: you think they did it? Was it bonone? No? I
Speaker 1: don't think you do, Katie, You do you think they boned?
Speaker 1: I feel it felt a little bit like they boned
Speaker 1: and he regretted it. Oh, they did it? And then
Speaker 1: he was like and then the next day he's like, looking,
Speaker 1: I've been at a lot of pressure, Like he was
Speaker 1: just like, right, and make it even weirder. That's why
Speaker 1: she was so like, oh my god, we're in love.
Speaker 1: You're right, don't like me? Why you're right? That would
Speaker 1: make sense. You're right. She's feeling vulnerable, he's feeling trapped.
Speaker 1: He's like, I shouldn't have done that. Now he's like,
Speaker 1: I should have done that. I got I got stuckered
Speaker 1: by the Tennessee whiskey. It was the ghosts. It was
Speaker 1: the haunted. It got it was it was, it was.
Speaker 1: It was Demi Moore and Patrick Sweeze putting a nippy
Speaker 1: goldberg and then say I thought it was awesome. I thought, Wow,
Speaker 1: Vegas is going to always be there, but like to
Speaker 1: have like your own spot with the camp fire in
Speaker 1: your own room. Like I was like, okay, that's cool,
Speaker 1: Like I did that. Here's this is just a question
Speaker 1: for your listeners. For you guys, this is where my
Speaker 1: mind goes. So they start kissing, and they closed the
Speaker 1: door on the camera, and then the camera goes to
Speaker 1: outside the window and you hear the kissing, And how
Speaker 1: do you guys feel about that noise? Because if I
Speaker 1: encounter a kiss and it's loud like that, where it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't stand that. That is like a red flag
Speaker 1: deal breaker from but I feel like the folly artist.
Speaker 1: I think they added, I think they know they do
Speaker 1: this with people eating and stuff in Paradise, so they're like,
Speaker 1: there's one gay, This awful guy named Josh just kept
Speaker 1: eating pizza, and they added in like what do you
Speaker 1: They like screw over their contests. But I've encountered women
Speaker 1: that do kiss that way, that make that noise like
Speaker 1: they say it's smack. It's like a no god, And
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the F is going? I've never been
Speaker 1: aware of an audio while kissing. I've never been distracted
Speaker 1: by hell loud. You're very lucky. Yeah, or maybe I'm
Speaker 1: allowed kisser and I maybe and maybe it's you and
Speaker 1: you don't know I'm doing it. Well, you guys, maybe
Speaker 1: if anyone's gonna kiss like that, it's gonna be rudy,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It certainly could have been her.
Speaker 1: She seems like the type that would be like, maybe
Speaker 1: Matt's a little like me. And he was like that's
Speaker 1: a deal break exactly, except in that moment he was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and suck her. But then the
Speaker 1: next day, He's like, oh god, I can't live with that.
Speaker 1: I think, all right, I think that did happen. He
Speaker 1: had to kick the tires, need to kick the tires.
Speaker 1: And I think it over how cute and it's hair
Speaker 1: when they say stand by me, it was beautiful. I
Speaker 1: mean they have they could put out a cover's slow
Speaker 1: jam album for like romantic. I mean, they are perfect
Speaker 1: for singing at a wedding chapel. But that's the perfect
Speaker 1: gig for them. It's not necessarily touring in bars exactly
Speaker 1: touring in theaters, but I would hire them to sing
Speaker 1: a song in a at a chapel or at a
Speaker 1: you know whatever, like at the altar. They're not sexy.
Speaker 1: They're not sexy, but they're romantic. They're not rockers. Okay,
Speaker 1: they're like they're like grandparents out the gates. Yes, well
Speaker 1: then we found out. Well yet last week, who was
Speaker 1: it that was asking? Was Tightener was saying, when did
Speaker 1: we see them fall in love? They just like sat
Speaker 1: next to each other and was like, okay, it's you
Speaker 1: like see any we never saw them actually falling in
Speaker 1: love like the great they were so zero to immediately
Speaker 1: he landed next to each other on the couch inside.
Speaker 1: Everybody else was out like showing they're like movies and
Speaker 1: bikinis in the hot tub. You know. Michael Todd was
Speaker 1: off trying to get people to like hits him, and
Speaker 1: they just sat next to each other and they're like,
Speaker 1: do you want to go to guitar Center? Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: in love with you. Yeah. I was getting gay vibes
Speaker 1: from him early on. He too what I thought I
Speaker 1: did too, And then I feel like, no, he's just
Speaker 1: I took it. I think he's just gentle and he's
Speaker 1: a sensitive gentle May maybe he goes both ways. Yeah,
Speaker 1: could be. It could mean. Look, he could just be
Speaker 1: deep in the cloth. Maybe he hasn't figured it out.
Speaker 1: Everyone's on a journey, guys, Everyone's on a journey. And
Speaker 1: so then we have he didn't. He didn't. Sweet Sweet
Speaker 1: Chris drops something that we've been texting about all day.
Speaker 1: He says, I always wanted my dad to marry me,
Speaker 1: and um, I would love like a world where he
Speaker 1: could have met Bree. My dad was my best friend.
Speaker 1: My dad and my best friend from college died on
Speaker 1: the same day. I need more info with that. That
Speaker 1: is so sad. Could that be what happened? Were they together?
Speaker 1: I want to know what happened that poor guy, his
Speaker 1: poor friend, his poor dad. He's a young guy. Why
Speaker 1: didn't we get more on that? It's a terrible Like
Speaker 1: that is a huge I just wanted a little more.
Speaker 1: And I felt so badly, like because we were like,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, we were confused, like did he call
Speaker 1: his dad's best friend? And then we Katie did some
Speaker 1: we went back and pulled it up again. It's like, no,
Speaker 1: it sounds like it was actually his best friend and
Speaker 1: his dad separately. The worst that poor guy. Well, it
Speaker 1: just makes I guess what's confusing is you immediately go wait,
Speaker 1: were they together? Did they die in a tragedy together?
Speaker 1: Or the worst luck in the world. You can't say
Speaker 1: that and not have everybody go, wait, what the hell happened? Katie?
Speaker 1: What so you just said that everybody online was confused. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I looked at I looked up. I I tried to.
Speaker 1: I mean, he has a very I think his name
Speaker 1: is Chris Watson, so it's a very common name. Um,
Speaker 1: but I tried to look up like his dad and
Speaker 1: it was all just articles that were like recapping the
Speaker 1: night before, being like, wait, did he just say his
Speaker 1: dad and his best friend died on the same day,
Speaker 1: and then just like haa, no follow up? What was that?
Speaker 1: Everybody was just very confused about that. I'm sure that's
Speaker 1: also the editing. I'm sure he got more into it
Speaker 1: and they're like, Okay, that's enough. I just can't even imagine. Like,
Speaker 1: and he's so young. Just my heart goes out to
Speaker 1: him because he couldn't be sweeter. Yea, his voice too,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I think his voice. I thought it
Speaker 1: was going to be Ryan, but it turns out it's
Speaker 1: all his voice. Chris's voice is so beautiful, very smooth. Um.
Speaker 1: And then so Matt, Um, Matt doesn't know if it's air,
Speaker 1: you're right. So there in the morning, You're right, it's
Speaker 1: the morning after. She's like all her her pupils have
Speaker 1: turned into heart. She's like, I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: there there, but I like her and um. Rudy said that.
Speaker 1: She almost screamed, my god, I love you. Um. And
Speaker 1: there's a date card and it's for Trevor and Jamie
Speaker 1: and Jamie isn't love with him, and she wants to
Speaker 1: tell her how she feels. We're gonna find out what
Speaker 1: happens after the break the bones zone. Let's get in
Speaker 1: the bone zone. Guyes at her back. So they got
Speaker 1: the date card and it turns out um. Again. This
Speaker 1: goes to my theory that Jamie's somebody's ansa ABC that
Speaker 1: other people get sent on dates two rock piles with
Speaker 1: a pair of binoculars like that. They just walk ten
Speaker 1: feet through a parking lot and sit on a rock
Speaker 1: across on the mansion. And every date that Jamie goes
Speaker 1: on is like, is it the most produced ones that
Speaker 1: they have on the show except for busking on the boardwalk? Um.
Speaker 1: But so they go a turn that ended with like
Speaker 1: a jacuzzi at a beach house. I was like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's so bachelor, that's so Bachelor. So they have they
Speaker 1: go and they go ice skating, and it turns out
Speaker 1: he was like a hockey player for a long time.
Speaker 1: I mean, he was such a good ice skater that
Speaker 1: he could pick her up and carry her around. And
Speaker 1: I feel like she did a pretty good job, Like
Speaker 1: if she wasn't really a skater, ice skating is hard.
Speaker 1: This is where her youth really became clear, because there's
Speaker 1: a moment while they're skating where he Trevor is carrying
Speaker 1: Jamie and they're skating and he's kind of skating over
Speaker 1: the couch and she goes this, this is sick, and
Speaker 1: I went, Okay, she's five, not like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is so romantly. Oh my god said that was
Speaker 1: your adjective. That's what popped into your romance. Adult head
Speaker 1: is sick. Oh my god's sick. Sad. So we've been
Speaker 1: drinking a lot. Have you been having a lot of
Speaker 1: tequila too? I'm a bourbon guy. Tequila when I order
Speaker 1: from my favorite restaurant, my favorite Mexican restaurant here in
Speaker 1: l a Casita del Campo. Okay, from Casita del Campo,
Speaker 1: the best a corner from where I live. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know them. When this is all said and done,
Speaker 1: we're we're all going to go. But I can't wait.
Speaker 1: I missed taco so much. They've got a patio. I
Speaker 1: love tacos. They've got a COVID free patio. I love tacos.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm definitely imbibing, probably more than I should.
Speaker 1: But what else I mean? I'm I'm I'm home alone.
Speaker 1: That's fine. I've got no responsibilities. Dude, we're all, we're
Speaker 1: all just trying to stave off a daily mental break.
Speaker 1: Is fine exactly. I feel like everybody gets a past.
Speaker 1: Just do do what makes you happy. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: my friend sent me the best Lauren Lakis sent me
Speaker 1: the best thing about the pandemic pass. I'll send it
Speaker 1: to you guys later. It's basically the gist of did
Speaker 1: somebody send you a crazy text? Did somebody like you know,
Speaker 1: like just like you don't engage, just give Remember you
Speaker 1: get a pass, you get a pass. I remember, like
Speaker 1: I mean not to be morbid, but I remember when
Speaker 1: my mom died, Like my brother and I were sort
Speaker 1: of reacting differently, and I remember thinking like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: like his mom died too, and this is how I'm
Speaker 1: feeling about it. And that's and I was thinking about
Speaker 1: this with the quarantine, like everybody is having a quarantine
Speaker 1: and everybody's having their reaction to it, and it's like
Speaker 1: and it's not gonna be the same as mine, Like
Speaker 1: there was something I remember that moment of like let
Speaker 1: your brother off the like his parents died too, so
Speaker 1: like leave him alone, you know. So that's what I'm
Speaker 1: trying to do with people. Some days are better than
Speaker 1: it did You're the one that was like your quarantine
Speaker 1: alcoholic name is your first name, I followed by your
Speaker 1: last name. Oh my god, that's my quarantine cbd my
Speaker 1: like sadte cbd us your name. Um. Skin is definitely
Speaker 1: getting redder. I'm starting to look more like you need
Speaker 1: fall staff. You need crunchy from that. Give me some
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Speaker 1: you need, if it can, if it can make my
Speaker 1: plucked chicken irish complexion I've had like I've had like
Speaker 1: junior high skin, and I feel like I'm all about
Speaker 1: the crunchy. Now it's all organic. Okay, here we go. Okay,
Speaker 1: and again one other thing, one other thing about Jamie
Speaker 1: before we move off. Jamie and maybe you're gonna get
Speaker 1: to this. I can't remember at what point there was
Speaker 1: a point before Matt and Rudy they're off on their own,
Speaker 1: and it cuts to all the couples that are at
Speaker 1: the Nomad Hotel and they're all talking about like and
Speaker 1: Jamie specifically goes, I don't think it's there for them,
Speaker 1: like all of us, like we're really tightened tightened up,
Speaker 1: and and I don't think Matt and Jamie are are
Speaker 1: there yet. Then they show up and they're and hurt.
Speaker 1: Jamie and Rudy. Rudy are having that conversation. She's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's so obvious you guys are in love.
Speaker 1: You need to tell him. Oh my god, that's so shitty.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that you're right just say that she
Speaker 1: doesn't see them. Now that you say that out loud,
Speaker 1: you're absolutely right. I did. That didn't track for me,
Speaker 1: but you're right. That was so shitty. Yeah, She's like
Speaker 1: she had just said they're not in love, and then
Speaker 1: to Rudy's face, she's like, oh my god, it's so obvious.
Speaker 1: You guys are head over heels. Rudy meanwhile is telling Ryan,
Speaker 1: who clear blue staring blankly at Rudy is she's saying
Speaker 1: this because he's like I liked Jamie until like Jamie
Speaker 1: didn't like me. Um, She's like, Jamie is in love
Speaker 1: and she's telling him right now, and like Ryan's just
Speaker 1: staring at her like, uh, like you know, he's basically
Speaker 1: checked out since Jamie went over to the Trevor size,
Speaker 1: Like I got captured by a Russian spy and you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like, all right, maybe she'll let me
Speaker 1: see her boobies once, but like, uh, you know, but
Speaker 1: she's got a good voice. So it wasn't It's not
Speaker 1: how I would have hoped for it to end up.
Speaker 1: But why are you telling me that Jamie's about to tell?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like, he just the wrong
Speaker 1: read the room, Rudy. So then we have um, he's
Speaker 1: skating her around, he carries her to the couch. She's like,
Speaker 1: I'm scary to put myself out there, but being here
Speaker 1: and meeting you has been the best thing for me.
Speaker 1: And then he goes, well, there's some stuff that I
Speaker 1: want to improve on to be the best me I
Speaker 1: can be for you, and she's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I love that. Yes, yes, I want to be the
Speaker 1: best to me I can be for you, And then
Speaker 1: he goes, I need you to know I've only said
Speaker 1: I love you to two people in my life. Ryan,
Speaker 1: Seacrist Christ Person. I take this um just so seriously.
Speaker 1: And she's like, I'm scared and then um and so
Speaker 1: he goes, I just want you to know that if
Speaker 1: I say it, I mean it, and then I just
Speaker 1: want you to know where I'm at with that. She's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's really scary. And then um, he goes,
Speaker 1: I'm really proud of you, and she she goes I
Speaker 1: and he goes, I'm proud of you. I'm so proud
Speaker 1: of you. We can do this whole thing with each other.
Speaker 1: And she goes, I am falling in love with you.
Speaker 1: I'm falling in love with you. And then he set
Speaker 1: it back and she's like, I'm fine, and I thought, oh,
Speaker 1: and he's like, he just drank the coolidies like this,
Speaker 1: better give me a record deal. He knows what needs.
Speaker 1: He took it for the team. Unlike mad If Matt
Speaker 1: could just say it. Nor didn't mean a lick of it.
Speaker 1: It's like, I got another week of this and I
Speaker 1: get a record deal. I am following for you, baby Anna.
Speaker 1: What did you think? What did you think? Did you
Speaker 1: think Trevor meant anything that he said? Um? No, okay,
Speaker 1: I there's nothing Trevor is like, nothing comes off of
Speaker 1: Trevor like he has no there's no like, there's nothing
Speaker 1: he exudes, absolutely nothing. I don't even think he's that
Speaker 1: great of a singer. I don't think I don't think
Speaker 1: it's like it's like he was constructed in the backlot,
Speaker 1: like to be contestant on this show. Yes, they're like
Speaker 1: guy kind of cute. He is a frat guy Jack
Speaker 1: Johnson once and goes, I could do that. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're right. He listened to Jack Johnson Johnson, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you just like, oh my god, Katie, what do you think?
Speaker 1: That's exactly he's an ai. He was a frend guy.
Speaker 1: He was like, I can get more poon if I
Speaker 1: could sing Jack count guitar, I'll be the guitar guy
Speaker 1: at Fayta Kai John John Mayer, John Mayer like all
Speaker 1: these guys I know in college. I feel like guys
Speaker 1: learned like three chords. When I was in college, they
Speaker 1: would play because I also went to like a Colorado college.
Speaker 1: It was like extra hippie, but they would play like
Speaker 1: three guitars, like three chords of like a Neil Young song,
Speaker 1: and then you're like, oh, you know, and then like
Speaker 1: then you'd have to sit and listen. But it was
Speaker 1: never that good, and like you just knew they were
Speaker 1: trying to get how they go. They're doing that so
Speaker 1: that you go, can we just have sex and put
Speaker 1: the guitar down now that you can't even finish the
Speaker 1: song that you only learned, like the first three chords
Speaker 1: like that to Anna Anna? Can I just say when
Speaker 1: he said I'm falling in love with you too? The
Speaker 1: way he said it, he could have been like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: I'll go to the grocery store. Like that was the energy,
Speaker 1: Like I was like what. That's why I think. I
Speaker 1: still think even though they're the least interesting couple there
Speaker 1: and the worst performers, I'm convinced that she's somebody's niece
Speaker 1: at ABC and they want to get like you better
Speaker 1: get your little knees a record deal and they want
Speaker 1: to make They've decided she's a star. You think they're
Speaker 1: gonna win. I hope I'm wrong. They're the least interesting.
Speaker 1: Is she the one that's actually from New York? Yeah?
Speaker 1: New Jersey? Right, but she's got a country accent, but
Speaker 1: she's acts like she's like a like a yeah hometown
Speaker 1: is now Nashville. Yeah yeah, boy. There's no way she wins.
Speaker 1: There's she's too nervous. Her defining trait is her nervousness.
Speaker 1: They can't send her on tour. I feel like i'm
Speaker 1: falling in love and Trevor. I feel like I'm in
Speaker 1: a dream and look, I love blush. I've over applied
Speaker 1: blush to the point of being accused. I asked my
Speaker 1: friend once if if I had too much blush on,
Speaker 1: and she said, not if you're trying to look like
Speaker 1: like a marionette, like you know what. She was right.
Speaker 1: I did like like a marionette, and I as a
Speaker 1: one marionette. See Marionette, See Marionette. I say to Jamie,
Speaker 1: get yourself a beauty blender and blend that stuff down.
Speaker 1: I want to put the circles it doesn't work, and
Speaker 1: just dial it down, dial it down, just blended. Get
Speaker 1: a beauty blender and just and it's She's just she's
Speaker 1: applying too much. And I also think she she doesn't
Speaker 1: know how to apply for like camera and I don't either.
Speaker 1: I don't either now, but it's too much. It's too
Speaker 1: much blush. Here comes my favorite date that's happened on
Speaker 1: this whole franchise, that went to see Shaggy. I forgot
Speaker 1: that I loved Shaggy. I just it was just like
Speaker 1: like there was a knock on my door from the
Speaker 1: late nineties and my like from my soul on the inside,
Speaker 1: just Coppy brand handed sleeping. We were both muck naked
Speaker 1: banging on the bedroom. It's given her next door. I mean,
Speaker 1: I loved Shaggy, Love Shaggy. Did you know that Shaggy
Speaker 1: and Sting put out a reggae album in eighteen that
Speaker 1: they won a Grammy four? Whataggy and Sting how to
Speaker 1: research it? They teamed up? They Oh my God, a
Speaker 1: reggae album and they won a Grammy? Is your mind blown?
Speaker 1: And they made you going to listen to it? Right
Speaker 1: after that crazy video where they're dressed like they're in
Speaker 1: like lethal weapon and they have cop badges and they
Speaker 1: live in South Beach and they have to find some
Speaker 1: lady at the club. It's really doing herself a paper
Speaker 1: and watch both videos and then there's another one where
Speaker 1: they go to Jamaica and Stings trying to act casual,
Speaker 1: like in the alleys of Jamaica, just like I had
Speaker 1: to be with all these Rastafarians. But he's still Sting.
Speaker 1: I mean he looks kind of reggae are we talking about?
Speaker 1: We're talking about reggae. It's like really dancy reggae watered down.
Speaker 1: It's like it's easy to digest. It's like Sting, like
Speaker 1: thirty years after the Police. Sting does reggae as you
Speaker 1: would imagine soft rock. These Fields of Gold does right right,
Speaker 1: And you know I'm doing reggae because I'm Sting. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's it, that's it, um he did. I started watching
Speaker 1: that the Acid, the documentary about acid that's on Netflix.
Speaker 1: It's called Have a Great Trip or something like that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's great. Everybody's in it, like so many people. And
Speaker 1: Sting is the first part of it. And Sting has
Speaker 1: taken a lot of acid and it made me go,
Speaker 1: I like he's done a dozen times or something. I
Speaker 1: want to say that. I watched the Beastie Boy documentary.
Speaker 1: I just loved them. Got to them. That's a fun movie.
Speaker 1: I highly if you guys are not Best Boy fans,
Speaker 1: do yourselves a favor. Watch this documentary your head layer
Speaker 1: right now. And they were it for me, they were it. Okay,
Speaker 1: So then we have Shaggy wasn't me there? And they're
Speaker 1: at on the record and they bring up Rudy and
Speaker 1: Matt and only Matt sings, even though Rudy has them.
Speaker 1: But maybe Rudy let them know the song because she's
Speaker 1: so young, she's probably wait what um and he says,
Speaker 1: I grew up on Shaggy and then um, and then
Speaker 1: she says, you've been my rock. She pulls them aside afterwards.
Speaker 1: I mean they had a blast. They were like kind
Speaker 1: of hammered. They're dancing on stage. They're saying, I'm in
Speaker 1: a Shaggy what do you could have a bad time
Speaker 1: and actually maybe be like I want to go to
Speaker 1: Vegas and dance to Shaggy. I want to go there.
Speaker 1: I want to go. I want to go see that.
Speaker 1: Look that looks fun. We should allays and everything looks
Speaker 1: fun right now. I have to say I also wanted
Speaker 1: to crush the vehicles. I wanted to crush the vehicles.
Speaker 1: That was such a ridiculous, datediculous Brian made a heart
Speaker 1: out of the crane. I mean that. Brian Tofy and
Speaker 1: I went to a rage room and we broke things
Speaker 1: with hair like hammers, and it was so satisfying. And
Speaker 1: you think I could take it up a notch and
Speaker 1: to destroy a full minivan. I would. I it's such
Speaker 1: a trash thing to do, it's so America wasteful, But God,
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you a break beating up old VCRs
Speaker 1: and breaking the shot glasses with a hammer. It was
Speaker 1: so fun. I would go with you. There's one downtown
Speaker 1: it's like next to like a lot, like a strip. Lump. Great,
Speaker 1: let's do it. Let's get right there COVID downtown in
Speaker 1: a rage room and then we'll go break yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so then so then um, she decides, because they've had
Speaker 1: the best time, I shaggy as anybody would, because it's
Speaker 1: the best data her. They go and they decide she's
Speaker 1: gonna tell her how she feels. And she says, You've
Speaker 1: been my rock through all of this, and I'm falling
Speaker 1: for you, and I like you a lot, and I
Speaker 1: can see myself getting there with you, and I would
Speaker 1: regret not telling you, and like but she's sort of
Speaker 1: like dancing around it. And then he stares at He's
Speaker 1: like hyperventilating too. He's like, I know what she's about
Speaker 1: to do. What she's going to say, You're right, Rob,
Speaker 1: They've done it. In a haunted motel last night with
Speaker 1: the ghost of Neil Lane over the last Lane is
Speaker 1: floating around and Elmer's bottle ranches like peering through the window,
Speaker 1: and then he has not seen the show enough to
Speaker 1: have enough lingle of what to say to how to
Speaker 1: handle it, because he hasn't. He doesn't know this show,
Speaker 1: and he doesn't know what she's doing. And he says
Speaker 1: the last thing any woman ever wants to hear. You
Speaker 1: are courageous for speaking your truth. I felt for her.
Speaker 1: I was. I would have just gotten in the I
Speaker 1: would have taken that tour bus and I would have
Speaker 1: just driven it to the Grand Canyon and Selmon Louise myself.
Speaker 1: I would just driven off the grad or driven right
Speaker 1: to Mexico. You would never have seen. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: I would have done anything badge in myself. I would
Speaker 1: have just taken that bus and lived in that bus,
Speaker 1: changed my name, gone off the grid. Crees't speaking your truth.
Speaker 1: I couldn't handle it, can't I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: have enough self esteem to bounce back from that. Look.
Speaker 1: To quote Brandon from several episodes back, he came to
Speaker 1: her with patience and grace. Michael Todd, these guys have
Speaker 1: some lines, Michael Todd. Let's take it to you. Get
Speaker 1: you get thirty seconds to go off on Julia, Sheridan
Speaker 1: and Brandon. The floor is yours because you've been. You've
Speaker 1: been in the pedal t box for saying you didn't
Speaker 1: want to do it with us. Jerry, the floor is yours. Julia,
Speaker 1: Sheridan and Brandon. Julia boned herself hard because Sheridan was
Speaker 1: so into her and her awful ath leisure outfits and
Speaker 1: they sang better together, and she wanted Brandon the sniper, Like,
Speaker 1: what the f does this guy have? He can't sing?
Speaker 1: He has this the patients in Grace line and he
Speaker 1: was ready to ditch you for Savannah, who, by the way,
Speaker 1: Savannah called me she was smoking. He didn't was my
Speaker 1: girl from the beginning. He didn't like Pat Benatar. He's
Speaker 1: and he's the worst. Mad about getting we belong. He's
Speaker 1: like uh, and he's like I can't memorize music lines.
Speaker 1: I was like, what are you doing doing? Show like?
Speaker 1: He made no sense that everybody loved him from the beginning,
Speaker 1: made no sense. Give me a Julia two cents, wrap
Speaker 1: it up, Julia. Julia was just a nightmare. She was
Speaker 1: just awful. She built her own bed and she had
Speaker 1: to lie at it. She really did herself in. It
Speaker 1: was had she stuck with Sheridan, she could have been
Speaker 1: in the Final four, Final three easily because they that
Speaker 1: first song they sang together, they killed him, I know,
Speaker 1: but everything they saying together, they were great. Sheridan and Julia,
Speaker 1: they had no problem musically. They were great together. Not
Speaker 1: really knowing how the structure of the show was going
Speaker 1: to go, when Sheridan split, I was like, we haven't
Speaker 1: seen the last of him. He's gonna come back somehow.
Speaker 1: Also that at that point, I was like, why are
Speaker 1: the girls. The girls don't seem to know how to
Speaker 1: play any instruments. I think all the guys that's the
Speaker 1: girls and just formed their own supergroup, like that's the show.
Speaker 1: Katie pointed out that every guy I think the most
Speaker 1: musically gifted is Ryan. He seems to be a pretty
Speaker 1: talented musician. So Chris is pretty talented to he plays,
Speaker 1: and Chris is great, like, uh, but none of the
Speaker 1: women play. It's crazy, Oh my god, all right, all right,
Speaker 1: why don't we take a break and will wrap this
Speaker 1: and we're gonna we're gonna get to the explosions. Who
Speaker 1: I don't know about you, but things are getting so hot.
Speaker 1: I think I gotta take I'll your break, so we
Speaker 1: poor Radio, poor Rudy has just said, Uh, she's in
Speaker 1: love with him. You're courageous for speaking your truth. And
Speaker 1: she starts crying and she says, um. He goes, look,
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure I'm not rushing um,
Speaker 1: and she goes, it sucks. I hate putting myself out there.
Speaker 1: What's the fucking point? I felt for her. I have
Speaker 1: felt like that girl in my life where you're like,
Speaker 1: I'm not the one that gets picked, you know. Um.
Speaker 1: And then she's like, guys, don't calcome, guys don't care
Speaker 1: about me. She because I don't think he really likes me.
Speaker 1: I just felt bad for her. I think you're right.
Speaker 1: I think you're absolutely right, Rob. I think they slept
Speaker 1: together last night in that haunted hotel, and now she's
Speaker 1: felling extra vulnerable. She told him she likes him, they
Speaker 1: have a great time together. He's a good guy, and
Speaker 1: he doesn't like her, and that stuck. Yeah. I mean,
Speaker 1: like we talked about like Trevor has it has has
Speaker 1: it down, and like you have to pretend like you're
Speaker 1: doing great, you're in love with your person, just fucking
Speaker 1: fake it, because the fact is the Bachelor Matt has
Speaker 1: not That's right and and and it's it's it shows
Speaker 1: Matt's Matt's naivete when it comes to this. This uh
Speaker 1: the system. But listen, the problem is if if you're
Speaker 1: if you bring drama, the producers will aim ship against you.
Speaker 1: They're gonna put you last, singing last in the competition. Right,
Speaker 1: You're gonna be one of the last two to be
Speaker 1: called at the end of the thing. Right. If you
Speaker 1: want your journey to be easy, just fake it like
Speaker 1: you like the person. Yeah, you're absolutely right, because you're
Speaker 1: gonna be boring. Only Oh, we'll get them over with
Speaker 1: because they're boring. You know. They they opened the night
Speaker 1: the first two shows because they were good, solid performance
Speaker 1: and they were no drama. That's a really interesting point.
Speaker 1: So then um Natasha and Ryan they go and they
Speaker 1: break things in Vegas and somebody says the light of
Speaker 1: my life, the man of my I like, I don't
Speaker 1: even know what that means. But then she says, I
Speaker 1: like you, just the way you are, you make me
Speaker 1: calmer and happier. Basically, she was like, I can live
Speaker 1: with this arrangement. I have captured Harry Potter. I've tried
Speaker 1: cat dolls. I know I have the chops and he
Speaker 1: will do He's not upstaging me, and he's not getting
Speaker 1: in my way. He's malleable, he's cute enough, and he's talented.
Speaker 1: So you will do until I have to be done
Speaker 1: with you. Is that the vibe you got? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't trust her at all. I don't trust her at all,
Speaker 1: and and I know you like this day. I thought
Speaker 1: the date was hilarious. It's it's felt like the weakest
Speaker 1: of the three in terms of like fun times. There's
Speaker 1: no romans something I would want to go with the
Speaker 1: podcast and break things. I don't want to go on
Speaker 1: a date and go with my buddies and break everything.
Speaker 1: But I'm not like, well, I'm falling in love with you.
Speaker 1: Let me just smash this minivan, right, And I love
Speaker 1: the In the interviews, they're never like no one's ever like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's not my favorite date, but everyone's like, god,
Speaker 1: I can't imagine a better thing to do than break
Speaker 1: some ship. You know what I mean? That is they
Speaker 1: love the date so much. I gotta tell you though,
Speaker 1: going to the rage room with Brian's hoffee was so satisfying.
Speaker 1: We'll going with Brian too, I mean that's hilarious. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Brian and I went and broke a minivan. It would
Speaker 1: be fun, but I don't think I'm gonna fall in
Speaker 1: love over and putting the two cream Hearts behind us.
Speaker 1: Brian and I have a good thing going. I feel
Speaker 1: like that's that is, that's the mindset that Matt needs
Speaker 1: to get. Trevor has it, Natasha has it. It's like, look,
Speaker 1: they're fine. I can deal with the monitors. I can
Speaker 1: totally handle them. I want this record deal here. He's
Speaker 1: trying to be authentic and genuine, and it's like, you
Speaker 1: don't need to be honest about everything right now. As
Speaker 1: as Heightener pointed out last week, each episode has a
Speaker 1: different set of producers, this game doesn't exist. They've changed
Speaker 1: the dance every episode. It is a new show each episode,
Speaker 1: so even the producers don't know. Chris Harrison doesn't know
Speaker 1: what's going on all right. For that reason, I'm kind
Speaker 1: of enjoying. It's a perfect COVID programming. Sure, it's like
Speaker 1: just this crazy show that no one will ever remember,
Speaker 1: and at some point we'll go did that really happen?
Speaker 1: Like this? At the at the end of the preview
Speaker 1: for next week, Chris Harrison's like, it's all been leading
Speaker 1: to this like all five episodes, I know it's so Hankers.
Speaker 1: So then Rudy's upset, Um like, why can't it be me?
Speaker 1: All these everybody's in love, why not me? I don't
Speaker 1: know if Matt even wants to be here. So then
Speaker 1: they get Lady Gaga shallow, which I have to say,
Speaker 1: even when they were saying it didn't feel like it
Speaker 1: was clicking in the rehearsal, I was like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is gonna be good. Yeah, it's not fair. They got
Speaker 1: the song that the show is based on. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: well Natasha could do it too, But but Rudy is
Speaker 1: perfect for that part. They gave it to the right couple.
Speaker 1: Natasha got the right dress. Natasha looked like she was
Speaker 1: going ice dancing. So then we have no that we're
Speaker 1: at the Nomad Hotel and we have this show. It's
Speaker 1: been an emotional roller coaster. Oh yeah, Matt had to
Speaker 1: shut down the rehearsal. I was like, guys, guys, can
Speaker 1: I tell everybody in this room? I just want to
Speaker 1: tell everybody here basis. I felt embarrassed for him in
Speaker 1: front of the band. I felt like, this is when
Speaker 1: the band It's almost like when an actor has when
Speaker 1: an actor has been friends with the writers, and then
Speaker 1: then and then the writers come down to the set
Speaker 1: and they see their friend that's an actor being like
Speaker 1: a dickhead on the set, and then the writers are like,
Speaker 1: we don't like you anymore. I felt like the way
Speaker 1: Matt treated the band made them be like, oh, you're
Speaker 1: kind of a tool. Yes, Michael Todd Well, the music
Speaker 1: supervisor came out, which, by the way, does anybody recognize
Speaker 1: that gentleman? He was? And I thought he he was
Speaker 1: this because you could see him in the back of
Speaker 1: previous episodes. He did anybody see the movie The Ref
Speaker 1: with Dennis Leary and Kevin Spacey. No, No, it's a
Speaker 1: great movie. It's fantastic. It's The Sun. Do you remember
Speaker 1: the Sun who comes back from military school? Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: him what I have seen him at Jay's Bar down
Speaker 1: across from Molow where Molo used to beata. Will you
Speaker 1: google The Ref and see if you can find the
Speaker 1: Sun and see if on his IMDb page it says
Speaker 1: Listen to your Heart. I looked, it's not. Listen to
Speaker 1: your Heart is not on his IMDb page. However, he
Speaker 1: has been the music supervisor for several other reality shows,
Speaker 1: so it's got to be here. I mean, it's him,
Speaker 1: is it? Adam is Robert Steinler, Robert Robert J. Stein
Speaker 1: Miller Jr. He came out and one episode was like,
Speaker 1: I'm Bob the music supervisor. Can you google Robert, I'm
Speaker 1: jiants stuy Miller. Listen to your heart music supervisor. This
Speaker 1: isn't amazing. But he's the one who came out. He
Speaker 1: was the sort of catalyst for that scene. He comes
Speaker 1: out and he's like, hey, like, what's your guys relationship? Like?
Speaker 1: And then Matt was like, hey, great question, Bob, what stuff? Hey,
Speaker 1: everybody got around this is a whole thing for me.
Speaker 1: It was so embarrassing. Did you feel like, oh you
Speaker 1: just lost all your friends in the band? I think
Speaker 1: he was. I think what they were trying to do
Speaker 1: is say give him an operator platform to save face.
Speaker 1: She said, I love you. You didn't you kind of
Speaker 1: dropped the ball, but like maybe like I did take
Speaker 1: a moment to have a speech and kind of like
Speaker 1: be like, yo, I couldn't do this without you. But
Speaker 1: I'm not there yet, but I can't see myself with
Speaker 1: anybody else. And that's kind of like love, right. I know,
Speaker 1: I know, I know it didn't happen, but it's not
Speaker 1: it's not called listen to your taint, Matt. I don't know,
Speaker 1: And can we call this one? Should we either have
Speaker 1: no pooh or listen to your taint? The time, I
Speaker 1: think listen to your taint? Went? I love them retained. Okay.
Speaker 1: So then we're at the back of the nomad and
Speaker 1: it's a smaller it's a smaller crowd. They couldn't pay
Speaker 1: all the extras to come, but we got Ari Lion did.
Speaker 1: Junior and his beautiful wife Lauren one of the most
Speaker 1: disliked couples in bachelor history, and as Nick Vile pointed
Speaker 1: out of the Vile Files, they look like he looks
Speaker 1: like he's running for office. He was in a blue
Speaker 1: suit with a white shirt and a red tie. And
Speaker 1: she looked like she looked like the wife of like
Speaker 1: a Ukrainian like she looked like the wife of a
Speaker 1: just some some leader of an eastern block country, right,
Speaker 1: I mean. And he had like it was almost as
Speaker 1: if he had a board up his ass. It just
Speaker 1: was like just stiff. And it was weird watching him
Speaker 1: jam to the songs. It was weird watching him groove.
Speaker 1: And then I've never heard her speak before, and then
Speaker 1: hearing her talk, and then when she said to that
Speaker 1: one couple, you guys just need to google you guys,
Speaker 1: oh Jamie, when she said to Jamie and Trevor, you
Speaker 1: guys have a goofy relationship. It's important like us, we
Speaker 1: goof around And I thought, you literally where it's like
Speaker 1: a piece of paint, like a cardboard. Debbie Ryan, when
Speaker 1: she was Rookie of the Year, she said, she looks
Speaker 1: like a baby that had just discovered wind, like put
Speaker 1: her face in front of a fan, a fan and
Speaker 1: just found wind and just like there's no there there.
Speaker 1: And I thought, if she's telling you that you need
Speaker 1: to laugh and have a good time like that is
Speaker 1: what do they talk like? I've never seen her talk.
Speaker 1: Have you Do you remember her talking at all? Anna,
Speaker 1: Rob No, I barely, I barely remember what she looks like.
Speaker 1: And she doesn't look the same. No, No, she looked good,
Speaker 1: but and kind of like a like a wife of
Speaker 1: a dictator, Katie, what do you mean he had like
Speaker 1: dad Bob kind of going on. He kind of had
Speaker 1: like hunky Dad. He fully had dad Bob happening. He
Speaker 1: had dad vibes. And she was a milth. She kind
Speaker 1: of Melania vibes. He looked like he probably worked out
Speaker 1: to be on the show and then stopped working out
Speaker 1: after this. But you know, her outfit was terrible. I
Speaker 1: was trying to fear and she had work done. He
Speaker 1: ain't quite telling. She looks different and looked different. Sounds good.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's had a baby. She looks good in person.
Speaker 1: But I remember her talking on the show. I remember
Speaker 1: she she's not being interesting. I remember that flu like
Speaker 1: Machu Picchu and she was like, huh look at that.
Speaker 1: I like that. Huh why what wait? Why why did
Speaker 1: they do that? I like that? Okay, So that that's
Speaker 1: what he always said, Jerry, you're so glad you missed
Speaker 1: the Ari season like that. I like that. Okay, So
Speaker 1: then we have but you've got one Pablo who also
Speaker 1: he's okay, Okay, it's okay. So then we have East
Speaker 1: okay or Pete pilot. Pete such a great it's such
Speaker 1: a great time to pilot. How does he do it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? And then we have we have Nick
Speaker 1: faille Ro. This is weird because it's like I kind
Speaker 1: of want to go to the fantasy seats, but it's
Speaker 1: like it's so good. I want to have you. Does
Speaker 1: he do that? Does he do that? In in person?
Speaker 1: He's like, so, was like it was weird like that
Speaker 1: your own podcast. Yeah, I think that's I think that's
Speaker 1: I think he is. That's he's authentic. That's his jam.
Speaker 1: I want to meet him. You're gonna love him. You're
Speaker 1: gonna love him. Okay, So then we have so. Then
Speaker 1: we have um the guy. We have the guy from Train.
Speaker 1: Do I know Train? Talk to me? Sing me a
Speaker 1: train song? Someone? Please? What's trains? Uh? Atleast anyone there.
Speaker 1: Their big song was Drops of Jupiter. I don't know
Speaker 1: how it goes, and how does that go? I know
Speaker 1: that I know that as the one that goes like
Speaker 1: oh god, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the voice. His
Speaker 1: hair had a lot of product in it. The Train guy,
Speaker 1: he was not doing the no Pooh method. No, he
Speaker 1: he needs that guy needs to know Pooh. Should I
Speaker 1: look up? I'm gonna put on Spotify. I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: on train for a second. Yes, yeah, okay, you were
Speaker 1: doing it. You knew it, Jerry, I was thinking the
Speaker 1: wrong songs? Is this trade? Is that trade? But did
Speaker 1: they have a song called drops a Jupiter or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like that made Hay Soul sister, Hay soul sister. Hey,
Speaker 1: so you know that Trevor probably learned how to sing
Speaker 1: that when he was trying to get laid sophore year
Speaker 1: in high school. Oh my god, that like freshman year Johnson.
Speaker 1: That's very Jack Johnson, a very Jack jef Verry Johnson.
Speaker 1: E uh. And then Drops of Jupiter was the other one.
Speaker 1: Let me here, keep playing it, keep playing it. Oh
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah dad knife, Oh god, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: So Trevor, this is so listen your heart. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: You know Trevor has gotten laid because he's done covers
Speaker 1: of both of those. That is show Jack Johnson and
Speaker 1: that guy. That guy does not look like the guy
Speaker 1: that sings that. That he I'm surprised that that time
Speaker 1: is a cruel Mistress with brook Lafax, crunchy makeup, brook Lafa,
Speaker 1: brook Lafa brought to you by Okay, wait, so then
Speaker 1: so we were saying, then we also have Ashley Simpson
Speaker 1: and Evan Ross. I did a movie with Evan Ross
Speaker 1: is Diana Ross's son. I loved him. He was hilarious.
Speaker 1: He's kind of a Rascal. He was like he said
Speaker 1: to me, was like, I love just dressing like I'm
Speaker 1: ill de Barge. I just loved him so free about him.
Speaker 1: He just was like and I like said I it
Speaker 1: was in like Geanie pants, and I'm like, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: Evan Ross. So I'm old, Who who are they? I mean,
Speaker 1: I know who that is and I know Jessica Simpson.
Speaker 1: But they're together and they have a show. They're married
Speaker 1: and they have two kids. And I will vouch when
Speaker 1: I was working with him, he just spoke so glowingly
Speaker 1: of her, like you know, when you're on set with somebody,
Speaker 1: you can tell if somebody likes their spouse or not.
Speaker 1: And oh high Scout, you could tell Scout likes her
Speaker 1: spouse or not. And he was just he just really
Speaker 1: raved he they've been married for many years when I
Speaker 1: worked with him, and he really loves his wife. As
Speaker 1: far as I can tell, he seemed to really love
Speaker 1: Ashley Simpson. That's very cute. Yeah, okay, I mean it's
Speaker 1: none of my business, but they seemed like a happy couple.
Speaker 1: It's good. So then we have first up Brie and Chris,
Speaker 1: and I mean they're so good. But it was so Louauren.
Speaker 1: If Lauren of Aria, Lauren calls you low energy, you're
Speaker 1: low energy. That discovered wind in front of a fan
Speaker 1: and that is her main atch of view. If she
Speaker 1: calls you low energy, maybe this shouldn't be your pick
Speaker 1: to go on tour, it thoughts Rob, Yeah, you're so right,
Speaker 1: like calling out from the like the corpse from the coffin,
Speaker 1: tell your low energy. Yeah it was. Yeah, they didn't
Speaker 1: have a good didn't have their best performance. What did
Speaker 1: they sing again? I can't even remember. It was so
Speaker 1: good and so it was great. It was again they
Speaker 1: didn't have the best They're fine, but they didn't have
Speaker 1: the best song. I mean that's what it comes down to,
Speaker 1: a little song there even like but they can rearrange
Speaker 1: things they could, like I feel like everybody keeps arranging
Speaker 1: things slow, Like people keep going for the slow tempo
Speaker 1: and their arrangements, even like Ryan got real cocky back
Speaker 1: in the hotel. Did remember that, like, oh yeah, we're
Speaker 1: doing ed shearing. It sounds nothing like the original. We're
Speaker 1: totally changing out gonacket. It sounds nothing like we're like
Speaker 1: ring it where he was. So we are going to
Speaker 1: win this thing. I got the feeling that he doesn't
Speaker 1: like ed shearing like he's got to take a bone
Speaker 1: against the pick at Vince, like because he's another singer songwriter.
Speaker 1: Because as soon as they have the song, he's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do this. We're gonna switch it up, we're
Speaker 1: gonna make it different, and you shouldn't have because she
Speaker 1: made it. Okay, let's talk about that, because like this
Speaker 1: is so clear, we're gonna sweat it on. Talk about that.
Speaker 1: They probably rocked it last thing, and I think it
Speaker 1: is good to like break. I mean, I know that
Speaker 1: Sharon No not Sheridan the Sniper, the Sniper and Julia
Speaker 1: Brandon they would take these fun fast songs and make
Speaker 1: him slow and boring. They have these great like surrender
Speaker 1: or like no no, not the other cheap trick one
Speaker 1: what did they do the other want you to want
Speaker 1: me to want They took on you to want me,
Speaker 1: which is a blast, and they made so boring and
Speaker 1: like so so I am all forced switching it up.
Speaker 1: But yes, Ryan got all cocky and then they got
Speaker 1: out make it your own, you know, make it your own.
Speaker 1: But when he put the guitar on and then she's
Speaker 1: like moving the mic stand around, and then she takes
Speaker 1: the mike out, and then he's playing the guitar with
Speaker 1: a chordless mike in his hand, and I was so
Speaker 1: uncomfortable with the whole site, and then playing the guitar
Speaker 1: without with the mic in his hand, and she's holding
Speaker 1: it for him. And then they because they had success
Speaker 1: last week when they did the thing towards the judges
Speaker 1: dancing at each other, so they did it again. But
Speaker 1: then she's holding the mic and it was so choreographed
Speaker 1: and and and it was so misguided that when they
Speaker 1: were dancing, because last week they had success when they
Speaker 1: danced down and back to the judges, and then this
Speaker 1: week and they did it and then and watching her
Speaker 1: awkwardly hole, it was just nothing was natural about it.
Speaker 1: But didn't didn't It seemed to you that they were like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, we've got this in the bag. Were
Speaker 1: so good, let's just do what we did before. And
Speaker 1: it almost felt like they didn't practice. They weren't prepared
Speaker 1: for the sort of mic stand placement situation. And then
Speaker 1: you find out later why it sort of really fell apart.
Speaker 1: But she's staying staying the wrong part part yes, and
Speaker 1: and that kind of like you could. They cut to
Speaker 1: that moment where the drummers like where are we and
Speaker 1: the keyboardist is like, what are we doing? And then
Speaker 1: she was like moving the stand and like grabbing the
Speaker 1: mic and handing it to him and he's trying to
Speaker 1: play and saying and handing it back and forth, and
Speaker 1: it was just training. We know why that happened because
Speaker 1: she's a plant. So she had to throw the recording.
Speaker 1: Nick I said, my Friendana thinks that she's a plant,
Speaker 1: and he goes, no, now, there are no producer plants.
Speaker 1: There's no such thing. And I thought, sure, Nick, you
Speaker 1: would say that, Okay, he's also a plant. Keep it,
Speaker 1: Nicks a plant? Still wait, wait Anna and plant? What's her?
Speaker 1: What's the goal of the plant? Caused drama? But wouldn't
Speaker 1: she want to say certain things? I don't think she
Speaker 1: can win. I don't think it would be too easy
Speaker 1: to give it to her. His two cents of it,
Speaker 1: he goes, you don't need a plant. He's like, people
Speaker 1: are too thirsty for airtime. You don't need a professional plant.
Speaker 1: You just need somebody that's willing to do your bidding.
Speaker 1: That's who. That's a plant. That's her. Natasha was doing
Speaker 1: the bidding. You don't in front of Julia, be like,
Speaker 1: let's be real, Brandon, you didn't want to pick Julia,
Speaker 1: Like that was perfect. Plant is too good. I'm with you, Tanna.
Speaker 1: You know I'm with Tanna. That my loyalty. I bought
Speaker 1: it up to Nick and that you know you could
Speaker 1: fight him out next week. Look, Nick is also a plant.
Speaker 1: I don't trust him. You should tell him that, you
Speaker 1: should tell and then a branch. Nick was a plant
Speaker 1: all through Dancing with the Stars, the full plant. He
Speaker 1: was committed. Okay, So then we have Jamie. I again,
Speaker 1: this goes for me. I still think Jamie is somebody's niece.
Speaker 1: Um backstage the last week we had to watch her
Speaker 1: weeping and doing some weird like up and down like
Speaker 1: you know, some weird having Niguila dance like like when
Speaker 1: she was like down and up and down and rolling,
Speaker 1: it was so fucking weird. Now she's like I'm a
Speaker 1: rock star. To now she took some weird like boss
Speaker 1: bitch power, like I'm a rock star. I have a
Speaker 1: whole new confidence. I have a man, and I am
Speaker 1: falling in love and it's just like I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: have negative self talk. I'm gonna push through and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna rocket if you have to say, like I'm young,
Speaker 1: I'm fun, and I'm ready for anything. You're trying too hard.
Speaker 1: It's too I don't buy it, Jerry, what did you think? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was relieved we were seeing another side of her
Speaker 1: that wasn't like, okay freaking out, Like I was happy that,
Speaker 1: like she was like, Okay, you know what I'm I'm this,
Speaker 1: I'm confident, like fine, freaking a character arc, you know.
Speaker 1: But but yeah, she's I mean, the whole thing is
Speaker 1: just I couldn't believe they got rave reviews, Like I
Speaker 1: couldn't believe they got That's why I was watching it
Speaker 1: thumbs down the whole time there. I don't even know.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember. I wasn't even know what your
Speaker 1: kid and then Ashley an Evan kids like this is magical,
Speaker 1: this is pro finis you could joke around and like
Speaker 1: literally they got called first they were like oh and
Speaker 1: everyone's like, oh my god, they were amazing tonight. And
Speaker 1: then I thought, oh my god, they're gonna win, Like
Speaker 1: they're gonna win because they're not even that good. But
Speaker 1: if everyone's like no one can be Jamie and Trevor tonight,
Speaker 1: and I thought that was terrible. It was the Lady
Speaker 1: Antebellum song or whatever. It was not good? Right? Am
Speaker 1: I crazy? It was bad? Right? I thought it was
Speaker 1: at best? Yeah, I don't think they're great. I don't
Speaker 1: think she's Can anybody get on my team? That the
Speaker 1: sheer fact that they got, that she got the first Rose,
Speaker 1: that they keep trying to make her a star, that
Speaker 1: that people think maybe they're in love. I don't think
Speaker 1: they're going to think Rudy and matter on love if
Speaker 1: love is the component, but that Chris and Bree are
Speaker 1: too boring to send on tour, that they're going to
Speaker 1: give it to the nice Can anybody can get on
Speaker 1: board of that? Anna? Sure? I mean I think it's
Speaker 1: a great theory if they do, indeed win, I'm come
Speaker 1: with you. He's subpar and she is too young and
Speaker 1: doesn't have enough experience. She's not that good. She's fine,
Speaker 1: not great. She's no Rudy, but she was great in
Speaker 1: her high school. I'm sure she was the best singer. Yes,
Speaker 1: they're just the chops that Brie and Chris have and
Speaker 1: Matten or that Natasha and Ryan had. They just and
Speaker 1: they met, they just messed up. It would have been
Speaker 1: interesting to see if they rocked it. Who would have
Speaker 1: gone home? If Natasha and Ryan rocked it. It was
Speaker 1: going in I was like, oh, this is the week
Speaker 1: that Trevor and Jamie gon. But they got the first rows.
Speaker 1: That's what was so confusing to me because I was like,
Speaker 1: because usually that means you're like the you win, so
Speaker 1: like yes, after the performances, I was fully like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I know, I know what's going to happen. But going
Speaker 1: into the episode, I thought they were doomed. And she
Speaker 1: was like from the bottom to the top, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it was She didn't say that your little scared year old,
Speaker 1: so that Natasha was like my life, I stay in
Speaker 1: the wrong part was so disconnected, and he's just he's
Speaker 1: been so checked out since Jamie went over to Trevor
Speaker 1: that like you could see he was mad at her,
Speaker 1: like but he's young enough and he's like, all right,
Speaker 1: I'll find another way, fine, okay whatever, like he seems.
Speaker 1: And he also he proved his skill and talent, like
Speaker 1: he got he got just the right amount of publicity
Speaker 1: and now he doesn't need to be committed to this
Speaker 1: ice skate. I agree with that. Like they I think
Speaker 1: the show does a service to all of them because
Speaker 1: we see them perform and we know, Like I was like,
Speaker 1: Natasha could literally be like all right, guys, I don't
Speaker 1: need to win by like I'm good enough. When Jason
Speaker 1: Rincess was like, well, Ryan, she'll leave you, Like I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah she will. She's amazing. Yeah. Um. So
Speaker 1: then we have Rudy and Matt and they got up
Speaker 1: there and they were incredible. It was incredible. She was
Speaker 1: on fire. And at the end and again I just
Speaker 1: have to say real quick, just to uh, to go against,
Speaker 1: go against what Harry Potter did. They sang the song
Speaker 1: exactly as it's recorded, and it was awesome. That's what
Speaker 1: we want to hear. Want to hear the fucking song.
Speaker 1: We don't want to hear your your like wild like
Speaker 1: different weird arrangement, like if you have a good song,
Speaker 1: if you've got a great song, do a kickass cover
Speaker 1: of that song. Yeah, and especially on that show. And
Speaker 1: it's hard enough with the guitars, like it's cool to
Speaker 1: see people with a guitar, but like Matt plays it,
Speaker 1: he makes it sexy and like it actually is the
Speaker 1: one time they have chemistry, and like he is starting
Speaker 1: to look at her more on stage. And I felt
Speaker 1: like part of her heartbreak made it even better, you know,
Speaker 1: Like I felt her pain getting rejected actually made the
Speaker 1: song even work more because we all know that movie
Speaker 1: don't end well, you know. And I just thought she
Speaker 1: just is such a star and they're great together. She
Speaker 1: he has a band, he actually has a band. She
Speaker 1: should just be the lead singer of his band in
Speaker 1: real life. Song they step, they got and they mocked
Speaker 1: it and they rocked and they killed. Jamie couldn't sing that.
Speaker 1: Jamie wouldn't rock that. No. I think they knew. Rudy
Speaker 1: was the only one who could name. And I was
Speaker 1: with Natasha. Natasha, yes, but I was. Brie couldn't rock that.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Brie. I don't know, maybe because I
Speaker 1: just haven't heard them. They would have made it too soft.
Speaker 1: They would have so who they were taking the balls
Speaker 1: out like, they would have just softened all of it up. Katie.
Speaker 1: You you said you thought Rudy in and what's his
Speaker 1: face are going to win it? Right? Somebody said that?
Speaker 1: Who said that? I think Matt Rudy that the fact
Speaker 1: that they gave them this song makes me think that
Speaker 1: they're going to win it. I hope they do. I
Speaker 1: hope you're right. It is my been, my narrative, threat,
Speaker 1: the whole thing. It's why they got that room. It's
Speaker 1: like the producers, no, they got gold with these two,
Speaker 1: and they're like, we have to make sure we have
Speaker 1: a good Chris has the best voice on the entire show.
Speaker 1: I think he got kind of a little sucked by
Speaker 1: this song, but I think he actually ended up doing
Speaker 1: it well. But yeah, I think you're right. I think,
Speaker 1: like the fact that they gave them this song, they're
Speaker 1: just setting them up to win. But he and if
Speaker 1: Chris and Bree got this song, they would have done
Speaker 1: it in a softer suite or kind of more boring. Man,
Speaker 1: don't think Rudy does though. That kisses me off. I
Speaker 1: just want to talk. I don't know what she does
Speaker 1: it every time pisses me off. She does like keeps
Speaker 1: touching his arm and his shoulder. Well, he sings yes,
Speaker 1: and it seems forced. And also he's trying to play guitar.
Speaker 1: I think he's trying to get a connection with him,
Speaker 1: and he's moving he's actually moving away from her. It's
Speaker 1: so forced. And it bothers me so much and I
Speaker 1: just go he does not like that. The question the
Speaker 1: question is going to be is who wins? And the
Speaker 1: other question is like who stays together? Because like so
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about that. So if Chris and Bree
Speaker 1: don't win, I feel like they're fun. Is that they
Speaker 1: get to perform, like it feels like they come alive
Speaker 1: when they sing together. I think they're gonna want to
Speaker 1: make it for a while. I wish, I hope they do,
Speaker 1: but I feel like they need a lot of gigs
Speaker 1: to keep been going. They're gonna need performing gigs to
Speaker 1: keep the magic going long business. That's my thought. What
Speaker 1: do you think? Yeah? I agree, I don't Rob Rob good.
Speaker 1: I don't see except whoever wins. I don't see the
Speaker 1: rest of them staying together. Jamie and Trevor, no Ro,
Speaker 1: Natasha and Ryan. Now Chris and Breen. Maybe they're the
Speaker 1: only ones. Maybe they sort of I think would have
Speaker 1: to for a period of time so as not to
Speaker 1: seem almost sociopathic. They've gone, They've gone so hard at
Speaker 1: each other. They are so like quote in love, Like
Speaker 1: I've never felt that there's going so hard at each
Speaker 1: other that if they were to break up right away,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh you that was an act. I
Speaker 1: don't like you guys are weird that I wondered too.
Speaker 1: I mean, they're so cute, they're so sweet. I wonder
Speaker 1: if the reality lality of being like a hostess at
Speaker 1: a restaurant and profo utah, like the reality of what
Speaker 1: does he do? I don't know think he's like singer.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just think he's aspiring aspiring singer. You
Speaker 1: just that the like reality of like being back to
Speaker 1: Earth and back to life and not like like do
Speaker 1: you hope I hope that they can make it like
Speaker 1: when you're not getting when you're not getting to go
Speaker 1: to have all these magical singing dates and Katie, Katie,
Speaker 1: what were we gonna say? Nay, they all got off
Speaker 1: the show, like and then I think when did they
Speaker 1: film this, like in this fall? And then they probably
Speaker 1: like two months to kind of hang out, and then
Speaker 1: they had to go in to quarantine. Well, Jerry, you
Speaker 1: said somebody was filming on Lost Felis. When was that? Well,
Speaker 1: I that was during pilot Pete's episode. I went to
Speaker 1: Ill Capricio, the Italian restaurant across from the Dresden, and
Speaker 1: the owner was like, oh, because I told him about
Speaker 1: the Bachelor podcast and he was like, oh, they're filled
Speaker 1: in the Bachelor at the Dresden. Okay, so this is
Speaker 1: this really? And I told you Arden and you were like, no,
Speaker 1: I think they've done filming The Bachelor, And then it
Speaker 1: was this because they did. I believe based off what
Speaker 1: I've heard on another podcast they were filming January and February.
Speaker 1: They were still editing this down to the wire. I believe, so,
Speaker 1: I mean, probably none of them are together and they
Speaker 1: all have the perfect out. Now. Oh well, you know
Speaker 1: the quarantine. I I can't leave Utah, so I think
Speaker 1: that might change things of that if actually maybe you know,
Speaker 1: we've lost Jamie and Ryan and then then I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: We've sorry We've lost Ryan and Natasha. And then next
Speaker 1: week they hit the road again. I think they fly
Speaker 1: this time. Where did they drive? And they're going to
Speaker 1: They're going to Nashville. Are they perform forming at the
Speaker 1: Grand Old Opry? Are they doing just like in a bar?
Speaker 1: I can't tell yet. I mean, I feel like, you know,
Speaker 1: I feel like the show got much more fun once
Speaker 1: music got involved, and once it became American Idol Couple Edition.
Speaker 1: It got much more fun. Uh. I enjoy watching the performances.
Speaker 1: It's nuts and um, I can't. I. I hope Rudy
Speaker 1: and Matt win. Yeah. I think they should win. Yeah,
Speaker 1: absolutely agree with that. People have been so on fire.
Speaker 1: There were so many funny tweets. It was, um, okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, you guys, chat amongst yourselves for one second.
Speaker 1: It's all blurred. I love my favorite part. I'll just
Speaker 1: take this up to you to say that my favorite
Speaker 1: part is at the end when Chris is like leading
Speaker 1: up to where they're going next, and he's like, and next,
Speaker 1: We're going to take you to the best city in
Speaker 1: the world. But it's like they're they're but just not
Speaker 1: going to allow them to go out of the United States, right.
Speaker 1: I expect him to go like Phoenix next for driving
Speaker 1: to Nashville, but they go Ape Shit. Yeah, I thought
Speaker 1: they would go to like New York. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think Nashville makes perfect sense because Nashville is where
Speaker 1: all the aspiring musicians go. Also, it's where Jamie's from,
Speaker 1: and I think that's why she really freaked out and
Speaker 1: she's like, I mean, I feel like she just lived
Speaker 1: there for like two months. He has because she literally
Speaker 1: just moved out of her parents house because she's a child,
Speaker 1: but you know, she just stoked here are There were
Speaker 1: so many We had so many fun. And if you
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Speaker 1: here we go. This is from Britt Paulson and I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna get your handles right, but I know that
Speaker 1: it's beer it because she's been in there. It's just
Speaker 1: the things that photos are fuzzy. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Beep beep all aboard the bust to Vegas. Um okay.
Speaker 1: This is from Lauren at Purple Underscore Hayes. It would
Speaker 1: have been more on brand if the producers had put
Speaker 1: a hot tub in the middle of the ice rink instead.
Speaker 1: Um lais is also from Lauren at Purple Underscore Hayes.
Speaker 1: You can tell that the producers care about You can
Speaker 1: tell them cut that back. You can tell that the
Speaker 1: producers care about listen to your heart less than regular
Speaker 1: Bachelor because Matt and Rudy didn't even get their own
Speaker 1: mini stage to dance on at the Shaggy concert. Yeah okay, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: this is from two point oh at Shelley two point oh.
Speaker 1: Matt grew up on Shaggy? Was he raised by wolves
Speaker 1: at a middle school dance? One hit hit? Yeah let
Speaker 1: the Dogs Out? Oh, that's not him. He's in that.
Speaker 1: He's featured in who Let the Dogs Out? But that's no, no,
Speaker 1: it's like something Yeah, but he's also featured on that.
Speaker 1: All right, here's the I didn't know that. But his
Speaker 1: other hit was Angel right Oh yes, Um grew up
Speaker 1: on that. For me? It was the Beatles and Shaggy.
Speaker 1: That was for me. That's how we all grew up.
Speaker 1: Remember when Shaggy came out with pet sounds? Do we
Speaker 1: have Hyenne coastan Trixie Firecracker? Why is Natasha dressed like
Speaker 1: she has to perform on Dancing with the Stars after this? Yes?
Speaker 1: And that she should like the final one Jesse Lizzie
Speaker 1: at Jessy Lizzie. Um, what I missed? Opportunity to not
Speaker 1: have Trevor be the one to sing it wasn't me.
Speaker 1: That's true, that's good. All right, let's narrow it down
Speaker 1: to the top two. I O gonna go with Jessy Lizzy.
Speaker 1: What a missed opportunity to I have Trevor to be
Speaker 1: the one to sing it wasn't me. I like that one,
Speaker 1: and I'll go. I'll go right out of the gate.
Speaker 1: Britt Paulson at Burritt Beep beep all aboard the fun
Speaker 1: bus to Vegas, fuck bus or it wasn't me, Trevor
Speaker 1: Michael Todd, Okay, I'm gonna go. I'll take this to
Speaker 1: make it interesting. I'll make Trevor be the one because
Speaker 1: he was the cheater, so I'll go that he should
Speaker 1: have saying it. Okay, Anna, fuck bus or or fuck
Speaker 1: bus or Trevor Or Shaggy. I'm gonna say funck bus Okay,
Speaker 1: Katie Shaggy Okay, Rob is it Shaggy. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: fuck bus Mannah. Do we have a funk bos all
Speaker 1: aboard the funk bust Vegas that makes me happy? Like
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Speaker 1: date stories eight one eight nine one nine eight nine,
Speaker 1: or you can email us dating questions or if you
Speaker 1: need advice to the Bad Dates Show at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we got so many nice emails. Anna,
Speaker 1: can you handle it? I can't me too. I got
Speaker 1: a really cute one from prom queen Um from Leany
Speaker 1: prom Queen Leany hi Arden, thanks for being a lovely
Speaker 1: shining light during this dark corn time. Well, thank you.
Speaker 1: I got into listening to your show through Peters season
Speaker 1: and now I'm enjoying listening to your heart coverage so
Speaker 1: much because it feels like a sense of normalcy and
Speaker 1: it's always hilarious and delightful. I got my sister hooked
Speaker 1: on the show too. Since you're also recapping Love is Blind,
Speaker 1: I also wanted to share with you. My Love is
Speaker 1: Blind parody I made while in Quarantine. I'm playing all
Speaker 1: the characters because Snapsack filters. Sure amazing. Um it's on
Speaker 1: YouTube so you could google her YouTube Love is Blind
Speaker 1: YouTube parody. Um, she's at prom Queen Music. Thanks and
Speaker 1: keep up the amazing work. And congratulations on your book.
Speaker 1: That's a huge accomplishment. I can't wait to read it.
Speaker 1: Her video is really funny and you guys should totally
Speaker 1: check it out. And uh and and I loved it.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Here's another awesome email that we got.
Speaker 1: Let's see. Uh, this is from Wendy Galt at the
Speaker 1: Summer House. Please start podcasting about Summer House. If so,
Speaker 1: I will definitely become a patron. I watch a lot
Speaker 1: of Bravo, but Summer House and Below Deck and below
Speaker 1: Deck met our my faths. I love your podcast and
Speaker 1: look forward to every week. I preorated your book and
Speaker 1: look forward to read under My Weighted Blanket. Wendy Gold,
Speaker 1: thank you for pre ordering my book. We definitely had
Speaker 1: a very strong reaction. People were very much into Summer
Speaker 1: House and that is on the table. And but then
Speaker 1: we got I got an interesting here's an interesting other side.
Speaker 1: To it. Anna, are you ready to Yes, I am,
Speaker 1: tell me all about it. Okay, this is from Lindsay
Speaker 1: Banel and it's high art and Anna and crew. Now,
Speaker 1: Anna and I've been on a deep journey on Patreon
Speaker 1: and uh and we are so grateful to all of
Speaker 1: our patrons that are are out there supporting it. We
Speaker 1: appreciate you, guys. I absolutely love the pot. I recently
Speaker 1: became a patron during quarantine and I loved listening to
Speaker 1: old episodes to brighten my day while I feel like
Speaker 1: a prisoner at my home. Well, that is all we're
Speaker 1: here to do is just to literally be a fun distraction.
Speaker 1: I'm a huge Brian Sofie fan, so I was especially
Speaker 1: excited for those you three doing those Australian accents. I mean,
Speaker 1: I have never left harder and I have to say
Speaker 1: Anna that those were so fun to do. Do it
Speaker 1: if you do yourself a favor, if you are not
Speaker 1: a Patreon member, and if you just if you're on
Speaker 1: the fence about it, even for one month, do the
Speaker 1: Captain bones own level so you can get access to
Speaker 1: everything and just plow through The Bachelor in Paradise Um
Speaker 1: Season one Australia with Brian and Anna and I uh
Speaker 1: starting with riding that bipolar high and none of us
Speaker 1: could do the Australian access and it wasn't that a blast?
Speaker 1: It was the most fun. So then she says, I'm
Speaker 1: catching up on last week's pod and Arden suggested Summer
Speaker 1: House as a Patreon option. Well, I also love Summer
Speaker 1: House and I've watched every season. I don't think it
Speaker 1: would be much fun to do red troactively. If you
Speaker 1: could do it while the season is airing, I'm sure
Speaker 1: it'd be great, but nothing actually happens during the show,
Speaker 1: and I don't think it would be a fun rewatch
Speaker 1: or even fun to hear people talk about it if
Speaker 1: you've if you've already seen it, compared to listen to
Speaker 1: you guys watch one public season. I watched it originally
Speaker 1: and I'm not rewatching it with you, but I love
Speaker 1: hearing you guys watch it for the first time. That's
Speaker 1: her two cents. She'll stay a patron regardless. Thank you
Speaker 1: for the last. Lindsay, that is a good point. So
Speaker 1: I'm throwing this in the ring. Is an option, um,
Speaker 1: because I think our Love is Blind will be done
Speaker 1: at the end of May, and so I'm thinking possibly
Speaker 1: perhaps we could do Blowdeck Mediterranean or another Bravo show
Speaker 1: that is going to be current and we could do
Speaker 1: it currently. Um, I'm open to that if that's something
Speaker 1: that you guys are open to. And then the final
Speaker 1: email I'm gonna read we'd mentioned and I think still
Speaker 1: think this sounds fun of doing a podcast with fans,
Speaker 1: and so we got a whole bunch of emails for
Speaker 1: people who are interested in being and it would be
Speaker 1: at the end of Listen to your Heart. Um, and
Speaker 1: here's somebody who threw in her hat. Um, this is
Speaker 1: Megan Hotch. I'm staying this wrong. Hotch Slater High Arden
Speaker 1: and a crew. My name is Megan Hotch. Letter from Shreveport, Louisiana.
Speaker 1: I just listened to this week's podcast, and I'd love
Speaker 1: to apply to be a guest fan on an upcoming episode.
Speaker 1: I learned about your podcast this year when you made
Speaker 1: the move to My Heart, and I instantly became a
Speaker 1: super fan. I started watching one Pablo season and love
Speaker 1: his Mind, so I can keep up with your recaps.
Speaker 1: I love, love, love Laurie. Laurie's the best. She's hilarious,
Speaker 1: would be fun to do. She's never watched a Blue Duck.
Speaker 1: She'd be fun to do, and I've since breeze through
Speaker 1: Wan Pablo Andy Bachelor in Paradise. I'm halfway through Crystal's.
Speaker 1: My fiance thinks I have a problem, but I feel
Speaker 1: good about it. He watches new episodes of Bachelor and
Speaker 1: now Listen to Your Heart with me, but he draws
Speaker 1: the line at watching old seasons. Um, I may be
Speaker 1: the minority here, but I'm loving Listen to your Heart
Speaker 1: and I think it's a fantastic idea to have a
Speaker 1: fan as a guest host. I would love to hang
Speaker 1: with you all, but either way, I would most certainly
Speaker 1: be listening. Stay safe and have a great day, Megan, Megan,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for you are certainly in the running.
Speaker 1: And uh, we would love to have we have all
Speaker 1: sorts of people have already email, but you want to
Speaker 1: throw your hat in the ring. We thought it would
Speaker 1: be a fun thing to do in Quarantine to do
Speaker 1: a special episode at the end if you're watching Listen
Speaker 1: to your Heart and you want to if you want
Speaker 1: to do a special guest episode with me and Anna
Speaker 1: and Katie and tell us what you think. We we
Speaker 1: did one last year with Cheyenne Constant and Seth That
Speaker 1: are two Tweet of the Week winners are all Star winners.
Speaker 1: So does email us and UH and we will pick
Speaker 1: two people to break down what they thought of Listen
Speaker 1: to your heart with us. So there's your chance Rose
Speaker 1: Podcast at gmail dot com. All right, Rob, what a journey?
Speaker 1: Tell me? Tell me who's gonna win? Um? I think
Speaker 1: I gotta go with Matt and Rudy. Great Michael Todd,
Speaker 1: Who's gonna win? Matt and Rudy for sure? I think
Speaker 1: it's I mean for Christmas. Look, I thought Natasha and
Speaker 1: Ryan we're gonna get up there and be part of
Speaker 1: the final three. That that a screwed up so hard.
Speaker 1: These kind of means anybody can screw up. So but
Speaker 1: I do think Matt and Rudy are there? Anna, who
Speaker 1: you who's gonna win? I think Matt and Rudy as well.
Speaker 1: I mean, I hope you don't think Kristenburg You're gonna win.
Speaker 1: It seems like there's some trouble in Paradise next week
Speaker 1: with Christen Brie. Okay, So I don't know, Katie Money.
Speaker 1: I think you guys are right that Ruby Rudy. I
Speaker 1: wish would say Ruby, Rudy and Matt will win just
Speaker 1: because it seems like they're being set up for it.
Speaker 1: I don't think they like each other or he doesn't
Speaker 1: like her. Chris has the best voice. Chris is the
Speaker 1: winner in my book with his beautiful voice. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go with Jamie's knee. I'm gonna go with the a
Speaker 1: powerful uncle. I'm gonna say the one who deserves to win.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say nepotism. I'm gonna say nepotism is going
Speaker 1: to give Jamie and whoever she's Oh, Trevor, you are
Speaker 1: a full blown flat earther. Okay, where can people find you?
Speaker 1: A Rubbie Uh, Rob Benedict on Twitter, Row Benedict on Instagram.
Speaker 1: And what do you want to promote? How about your podcast?
Speaker 1: And we have the We do it every week, but
Speaker 1: it's usually a different day every week. It's just whenever
Speaker 1: I can get it together. But we have been putting
Speaker 1: one out every week. We just released our seventh episode
Speaker 1: is called and my guest is Richard Spate and it's
Speaker 1: on iTunes and everywhere that you can listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1: Gerald Uh, Jerry Trainer at Jerry Trainer on Twitter and Instagram.
Speaker 1: I'm at our I like that you called me Gerald
Speaker 1: though A R G and M. Why are I at
Speaker 1: a love Instagram? I'm also on Twitter and please preorder
Speaker 1: my book little Miss Little Compton and send in the receipts. Um.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start pushing that harder like that, but it's
Speaker 1: not We're not quite there yet. We're gonna start doing
Speaker 1: all sorts of fun giveaways. I'm hoping to get my
Speaker 1: paws on some copies of the book that I can
Speaker 1: sign and send out things like that. I don't have
Speaker 1: them yet, but just get yourself in the pool of
Speaker 1: because all that's coming up. I have puzzles getting made
Speaker 1: that are of me and Mittens dressed up like my
Speaker 1: sixth grade photo that say meet the authors with me
Speaker 1: and Mittens on them. You can cut this out if
Speaker 1: you want to. But are you still releasing the podcasts
Speaker 1: that we did? We filmed the podcast that's coming up
Speaker 1: that it's gonna be coming up this fall, just so
Speaker 1: you know we did all of They have not started yet,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna do them closer. We actually did this
Speaker 1: series called um called Feeling Thorny, and they were great.
Speaker 1: I have to say where we interviewed. Doing the book
Speaker 1: made me really, Um, you know, it's very rare that
Speaker 1: you stop and take stock of your life and you see,
Speaker 1: you know what was unique about your upbringing? And I
Speaker 1: made me. We started doing one on one interviews with
Speaker 1: a lot of our favorite guests. Jerry, we did them
Speaker 1: before we even had you on. We have to do
Speaker 1: one with you, but it was fun. But we did
Speaker 1: one with Rob and Paget and Aaron Foley. Um, there's
Speaker 1: all sorts of people coming up. But what's neat about
Speaker 1: it is I like just getting to know what made
Speaker 1: people them like all these you know, it was it
Speaker 1: was really fun to do. Anna and Kate were there.
Speaker 1: We do it with Wells. Wells has one coming up.
Speaker 1: Wells and Rob have very similar stories, which was interesting.
Speaker 1: M hmm. I like that guy. I like him too,
Speaker 1: me too. Um, all right, you guys, Anna, Anna, Katie
Speaker 1: and a Right, Okay, you're gonna start drinking, all right,
Speaker 1: we can cut this time, all right? Everybody lush for
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Speaker 1: You know what, it's really pretty stuff. It was nice
Speaker 1: of her to send it to me and and everybody's
Speaker 1: just doing the best day can So there you go.
Speaker 1: Um All Martin Marine will be back next week with
Speaker 1: Michelle Collins and Nick Vaell to do the finale. I
Speaker 1: can't wait to see what happens by Oh yeah, look
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