WEBVTT - Hot MILF Fall 0:00:00.150 --> 0:00:07.780 Hello gorgeous it's lala kent welcome to untraditionally lala hello 0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:13.560 gorgeous welcome back to untraditionally lala good morning tt good 0:00:13.740 --> 0:00:19.320 morning hello pulpit feels weird without me mother here where 0:00:19.360 --> 0:00:21.849 is she what's she doing we're recording from home today 0:00:22.550 --> 0:00:27.290 you don't say she's getting ready oh does she have 0:00:27.330 --> 0:00:31.000 a busy day uh she's Started making one for us. 0:00:31.260 --> 0:00:32.000 Good, good. 0:00:32.040 --> 0:00:33.680 I love this. Oh, for us? 0:00:34.940 --> 0:00:37.800 Easton, I need to go here. I need to go here. 0:00:37.820 --> 0:00:38.979 I need to go here. 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:40.700 I could roll with you guys. 0:00:41.120 --> 0:00:41.419 Okay. 0:00:42.000 --> 0:00:42.180 Yeah. 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:43.699 All right. I love it. 0:00:44.600 --> 0:00:46.900 I think it was last week that I talked about, 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:52.300 I think it was a couple episodes ago, reaching my 0:00:52.420 --> 0:00:53.180 sober birthday. 0:00:55.020 --> 0:01:00.060 Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. That's all 0:01:00.090 --> 0:01:00.370 you get. 0:01:00.380 --> 0:01:03.390 That's fine. Keep coming back. 0:01:03.410 --> 0:01:04.850 Keep coming back. 0:01:05.450 --> 0:01:06.710 Sober. 0:01:07.510 --> 0:01:11.780 And I officially reached it, hit it, celebrated it. 0:01:12.220 --> 0:01:15.940 I am eight years sober and some change. 0:01:16.300 --> 0:01:18.080 Very proud of you. Very proud of you. 0:01:18.300 --> 0:01:18.839 Thank you. 0:01:18.860 --> 0:01:22.880 The humbling, the most humbling part about it is every 0:01:22.959 --> 0:01:25.190 time you hit another day. 0:01:26.090 --> 0:01:28.310 You wake up and start all over again. 0:01:28.370 --> 0:01:34.509 Really though. It's the goal you'll never obtain. Yeah. Never reach. 0:01:35.450 --> 0:01:36.510 Because what is the goal really? 0:01:36.550 --> 0:01:36.850 Right. 0:01:36.930 --> 0:01:38.429 Just completing another day sober. 0:01:38.450 --> 0:01:38.570 Yeah. 0:01:38.590 --> 0:01:41.190 Every day. And they'd always go. That was my other thing. 0:01:41.230 --> 0:01:44.030 When I'd go into AA, like when I first started, 0:01:44.069 --> 0:01:45.630 they were like, you know what? If you need to 0:01:45.690 --> 0:01:49.110 have a drink, we'll have a drink tomorrow. Because tomorrow 0:01:49.130 --> 0:01:49.630 never comes. 0:01:50.310 --> 0:01:51.130 Wow. 0:01:51.370 --> 0:01:53.160 Because the next day, you know what? We're going to 0:01:53.170 --> 0:01:56.550 do this and tomorrow we'll have a drink. And then 0:01:56.630 --> 0:01:58.810 the next day comes and you just have to get 0:01:58.850 --> 0:02:00.450 it through. But we'll drink tomorrow. 0:02:01.320 --> 0:02:05.200 What's that song? Tomorrow is a different day. 0:02:05.220 --> 0:02:06.000 Yeah. 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:08.260 It certainly is. You never know what it brings. 0:02:09.639 --> 0:02:15.390 I'm taking my cake this weekend because last weekend, you know, 0:02:15.410 --> 0:02:18.510 I wanted to go to that meeting on Sunday. And 0:02:18.550 --> 0:02:23.010 then I was told that my dearest friend, Janet Caperna, 0:02:23.780 --> 0:02:24.859 Had planned something. 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:26.780 Can I get in on this? Because I think I 0:02:26.780 --> 0:02:28.580 was a part of that. You were a part of 0:02:28.639 --> 0:02:31.760 the planning? I think I was the planner, but Janet 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:34.520 is a good planner. I planned, she planned. 0:02:34.540 --> 0:02:36.900 You planned to make the plan. You planned to make 0:02:36.919 --> 0:02:37.280 the plan. 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:43.130 Yes, because we wanted to do it on your birthday, 0:02:43.150 --> 0:02:44.870 on your actual sober birthday. 0:02:44.889 --> 0:02:46.410 Yeah, but my actual birthday was very cute. 0:02:46.470 --> 0:02:49.090 No, and we did that one just small and very. 0:02:50.230 --> 0:02:50.690 Intimate. 0:02:50.810 --> 0:02:54.350 Yes. And then me and Janet were talking and I said, 0:02:54.450 --> 0:02:58.090 you should just come over on Sunday with everybody. Yeah. 0:02:58.210 --> 0:03:00.029 And she said, and she even said who should come. 0:03:00.070 --> 0:03:02.550 And I said, anybody who is just down to watch 0:03:02.610 --> 0:03:06.010 football and chill. And then in the midst of all 0:03:06.030 --> 0:03:11.170 of that and me planning, it's awful. I won't lie 0:03:11.190 --> 0:03:13.610 to you. I did forget because I was so excited 0:03:13.650 --> 0:03:16.670 to get something for you because nobody could come to that. You're, 0:03:17.260 --> 0:03:19.220 original so i was like yeah we have to plan 0:03:19.260 --> 0:03:20.739 something and then i plan it and i was like 0:03:20.780 --> 0:03:21.060 and he's. 0:03:20.980 --> 0:03:22.839 Like by the way i have to leave at nine 0:03:22.860 --> 0:03:25.420 to go to baseball until like almost three i'm like 0:03:25.440 --> 0:03:30.160 okay i played lights out did you yeah i really 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:32.620 did we love that for you i know i played 0:03:32.690 --> 0:03:35.010 short stop guys short stop. 0:03:34.870 --> 0:03:37.450 No i was fine that you went and did that obviously. 0:03:37.050 --> 0:03:38.970 I mean you know it was good for my mental health. 0:03:38.930 --> 0:03:42.050 Good for your mental health um it was it was 0:03:42.070 --> 0:03:45.540 like a relatively small group i don't you guys know 0:03:45.580 --> 0:03:47.100 I keep my circle pretty tight. 0:03:47.140 --> 0:03:51.160 So it was Janet, it was Jared. 0:03:51.460 --> 0:03:55.070 The gays came for my actual sober birthday that was 0:03:55.110 --> 0:04:03.140 like very, very petite. Just people who have really supported 0:04:03.460 --> 0:04:05.000 me in this sober journey who. 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:06.020 Saw me. 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:11.320 Really as a bag of fun drinking. 0:04:11.970 --> 0:04:14.590 So I get really dark after the passing of my 0:04:14.950 --> 0:04:19.450 dad and then watch me get sober and like have 0:04:19.510 --> 0:04:21.990 made it so special every single year that I hit 0:04:22.029 --> 0:04:27.860 like a new milestone celebrated that. I actually enjoy my 0:04:27.940 --> 0:04:31.420 sober birthday more than my actual birthday. Like my sober 0:04:31.440 --> 0:04:34.870 birthday is, People really fucking show up for me. 0:04:35.010 --> 0:04:36.870 There's one thing that you said that I really enjoyed 0:04:36.910 --> 0:04:39.010 about the sober birthday is, and I don't want to 0:04:39.050 --> 0:04:42.570 take a birthday away, but like no matter who you are, 0:04:42.650 --> 0:04:44.810 what you do in life, you always have a birthday. 0:04:46.140 --> 0:04:47.659 The sober birthday you work for. 0:04:47.940 --> 0:04:48.219 Yeah. 0:04:48.900 --> 0:04:52.260 So it's like deserving. And it feels good. 0:04:52.460 --> 0:04:53.260 It feels so good. 0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:57.640 The day that I woke up on my eight year birthday, 0:04:57.660 --> 0:04:59.360 I could not be fucked with. 0:04:59.660 --> 0:05:02.820 No, the gratitude was high. The gratitude was so high. 0:05:02.839 --> 0:05:04.179 I was so happy. 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:07.520 You could have told me that it was snowing outside 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:11.220 and I needed to go shovel bare naked and I 0:05:11.260 --> 0:05:12.820 would have been like, that's okay. 0:05:13.200 --> 0:05:14.820 No, you could have told me that I had to 0:05:14.860 --> 0:05:16.560 go paint the outside of a home. 0:05:16.740 --> 0:05:17.020 Yeah. 0:05:17.040 --> 0:05:18.440 And I would have been like, you know what? I'm 0:05:18.500 --> 0:05:19.670 going to paint it. 0:05:19.670 --> 0:05:19.750 Yeah. 0:05:19.870 --> 0:05:21.120 It was like such an incredible. 0:05:21.460 --> 0:05:21.820 Yeah. 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:24.110 There was just nothing that could like knock me off 0:05:24.170 --> 0:05:27.090 my rocker that day. I felt very proud and just like, 0:05:27.900 --> 0:05:30.650 I obviously cried a few times because I just couldn't 0:05:30.710 --> 0:05:33.210 believe that I made it. And I had my baby 0:05:33.230 --> 0:05:35.729 in my arms and just thinking about all the incredible 0:05:35.770 --> 0:05:40.370 accomplishments that came my way after I got sober. And 0:05:40.390 --> 0:05:45.320 I think when people get sober, they're on a pink cloud. 0:05:45.360 --> 0:05:47.240 And there are times where I visit the pink cloud 0:05:47.339 --> 0:05:50.300 and I hold on to that because sobriety doesn't mean 0:05:50.339 --> 0:05:54.180 that your entire... Life still happens. You're still going to 0:05:54.400 --> 0:06:01.900 face really... life altering, devastating moments. The biggest difference for 0:06:01.940 --> 0:06:05.090 me is that I do it in clarity and I 0:06:05.130 --> 0:06:08.230 know that it's not going to last forever. The feelings 0:06:08.270 --> 0:06:11.150 that I'm in, whereas when I would drink and mask them, 0:06:11.750 --> 0:06:15.350 the next day was so dark and then alcohol is 0:06:15.390 --> 0:06:18.039 a depressant. So I was in even a bigger hole 0:06:18.220 --> 0:06:19.500 than I was before. 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:22.360 Yeah, I get that. 0:06:22.560 --> 0:06:25.300 And with clarity, you can see the tiniest little bit 0:06:25.339 --> 0:06:28.180 of light at the end of the tunnel and But 0:06:28.240 --> 0:06:31.220 light is light, baby. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 0:06:31.640 --> 0:06:31.940 Mm-hmm. 0:06:32.160 --> 0:06:34.839 And to sobriety, we found that light. 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:40.000 And everyone came over, I want to say, at like 11.30, 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:42.839 you guys. We watched football. We laid by the pool. 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:46.039 I mean, Janet and Jared stayed until probably. 0:06:45.750 --> 0:06:49.150 6, 6.15. She got Craig's. 0:06:49.330 --> 0:06:49.730 Can I? 0:06:50.350 --> 0:06:50.730 They? 0:06:51.190 --> 0:06:56.270 We got honey truffle chicken, their pasta, the wedge salad. 0:06:56.920 --> 0:06:58.560 The pigs in a blanket. 0:06:58.640 --> 0:07:00.480 Oh my God. What they got at Craig's. 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:03.979 And then Claudia made all of these like homemade chocolate 0:07:04.020 --> 0:07:05.620 dipped goods with caramel. 0:07:05.660 --> 0:07:07.440 I was like, this is the best day ever. 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:10.840 I'm talking to Claudia right now. Claudia, whatever you made 0:07:10.880 --> 0:07:14.110 with those chocolate things, Easton needs a whole heap of them. 0:07:14.150 --> 0:07:16.170 Just for me. Just for me. 0:07:16.210 --> 0:07:16.470 Good. 0:07:16.570 --> 0:07:17.710 I could not stop. 0:07:17.730 --> 0:07:19.470 I almost took them over to my house and I 0:07:19.470 --> 0:07:21.610 was like, I do not want to deal with the repercussions. 0:07:21.790 --> 0:07:22.650 That ends badly. 0:07:23.010 --> 0:07:25.370 It ends badly. It ends in the morning. 0:07:25.410 --> 0:07:27.430 Cause the, All of it would have been gone. Claudia, 0:07:27.610 --> 0:07:31.340 you were a beautiful human being. Yeah. Delightful. 0:07:31.420 --> 0:07:35.340 And then I ended my sober celebration with a massage 0:07:35.900 --> 0:07:37.360 from my masseuse that comes to the house. 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:42.260 Oh, no. You came down looking like a ghost. Like 0:07:42.280 --> 0:07:43.520 she took the soul from you. 0:07:43.700 --> 0:07:44.230 Well, she. 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:45.890 And then mom walked down looking the same. And I 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:47.890 was like, oh, she really is up there just doing work. 0:07:49.050 --> 0:07:49.410 I mean. 0:07:50.190 --> 0:07:54.160 It was so good. I was like, my body has 0:07:54.220 --> 0:07:55.680 been rocked. 0:07:56.220 --> 0:08:00.920 Me and Justin maybe talked and said that we are 0:08:00.980 --> 0:08:02.720 going to book her and we'll just have her come 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:04.220 here and Justin's going to get one too. 0:08:04.460 --> 0:08:05.000 You should. 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:05.800 No, we are. 0:08:05.860 --> 0:08:08.750 She's fantastic. She'll like walk on your back. 0:08:09.070 --> 0:08:12.780 No, she... I don't know what... The only bad thing 0:08:12.840 --> 0:08:14.580 is I fall asleep a lot of the time. 0:08:14.750 --> 0:08:15.550 Oh, I was knocked out. 0:08:15.570 --> 0:08:16.350 I know, and I don't want to. 0:08:16.370 --> 0:08:18.230 She had my leg and was like this with it. 0:08:18.350 --> 0:08:21.250 And I was like, oh my God, I'm going down. 0:08:22.450 --> 0:08:25.190 I'm about to take a five-hour energy so I can 0:08:25.230 --> 0:08:27.190 just be up for all of it. Because I need 0:08:27.210 --> 0:08:28.030 to feel all of it. 0:08:28.260 --> 0:08:29.960 No, that's the best part is when you can like. 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:32.740 The whole time when I was on my back face down, 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:34.220 I was thinking about how lucky I was. 0:08:34.240 --> 0:08:35.820 Yeah, see, I don't even get to think. 0:08:35.840 --> 0:08:38.380 Like all my friends, like how... Janet is like the 0:08:38.420 --> 0:08:40.660 most incredible friend and so kind. 0:08:41.460 --> 0:08:43.600 And I was like, wait, hold on. We'll think about 0:08:43.620 --> 0:08:45.060 this later. Shut the fuck up. 0:08:45.300 --> 0:08:46.280 I know. See? 0:08:46.340 --> 0:08:46.959 And enjoy it. 0:08:47.080 --> 0:08:50.179 And then every time, five minutes in, I fall asleep. 0:08:50.460 --> 0:08:52.380 And then she just wakes me up and she's like, 0:08:52.460 --> 0:08:54.640 we're done. And I'm like, oh, can you restart? 0:08:55.040 --> 0:08:56.020 Oh, she's the best. 0:08:56.080 --> 0:08:57.640 She gave me a face massage last night. 0:08:57.660 --> 0:09:00.300 She is the best. She is the best. 0:09:03.820 --> 0:09:06.780 Peterman. It's so good. 0:09:08.140 --> 0:09:11.230 And after my massage, I come downstairs and it's just 0:09:11.410 --> 0:09:14.010 Easton and freaking Justin, who's like. 0:09:13.890 --> 0:09:16.830 The light of my life right now. Justin Horner. The 0:09:16.850 --> 0:09:18.910 greatest human ever. I'm obsessed with him. 0:09:19.490 --> 0:09:19.650 So. 0:09:20.429 --> 0:09:22.949 He really has become like one of my best friends. Yes. 0:09:23.150 --> 0:09:26.390 He's so great. I'm obsessed with him. He was like, 0:09:26.410 --> 0:09:28.050 thanks for letting me come over again. I was like, Justin, 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:30.560 you never need to thank me. Like I just, you 0:09:30.600 --> 0:09:31.140 just come over. 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:32.500 Just be, just be here. 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:34.300 He's like, the energy in this house is so great. 0:09:34.320 --> 0:09:36.750 I'm like, I know. And you're a part of it. 0:09:37.220 --> 0:09:40.160 So keep coming. Keep coming back. It works if you 0:09:40.210 --> 0:09:40.730 work it. 0:09:40.750 --> 0:09:42.109 I think. 0:09:46.730 --> 0:09:49.650 That's what the beauty in this house is. Built on AA. 0:09:50.570 --> 0:09:51.810 It is magical, right? Yeah. 0:09:52.030 --> 0:09:53.890 Have you been to a newcomer's meeting? It's the most 0:09:53.950 --> 0:10:00.260 magical place you'll ever go. I'll tell you what. you 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:03.120 want to live there you never want to leave. 0:10:02.900 --> 0:10:08.700 It brings you such hope it does this house is 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:11.880 the pink cloud you're feeling down come to the pink 0:10:11.900 --> 0:10:14.880 cloud um No, this house is so magical. 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:17.840 Amber was like, you need to host a meeting once 0:10:17.880 --> 0:10:19.220 a week at your house. And I was like, really? 0:10:19.260 --> 0:10:20.540 And she was like, yes. 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:22.340 Magical place, that house. 0:10:23.950 --> 0:10:26.949 But the Ravens got their fucking asses handed to them. 0:10:27.110 --> 0:10:29.089 Second half of the fucking game. And I bought these 0:10:29.450 --> 0:10:32.110 Raven socks on Amazon. Busted them out. 0:10:32.330 --> 0:10:33.449 Day of, you guys. 0:10:34.350 --> 0:10:35.250 They got rocked. 0:10:35.610 --> 0:10:36.490 So I told. 0:10:37.330 --> 0:10:41.130 Justin about it, who's like, could not be any less interested. 0:10:41.350 --> 0:10:43.190 And he was like, well, you do know that there's 0:10:43.210 --> 0:10:45.110 like a full moon tonight. You could just like put 0:10:45.150 --> 0:10:48.079 them outside with a crystal. And I was like, is 0:10:48.100 --> 0:10:48.540 that a thing? 0:10:48.820 --> 0:10:49.359 I'm doing that. 0:10:49.940 --> 0:10:51.439 He goes, we should make a reel about it. And 0:10:51.460 --> 0:10:54.620 I was like, totally, let's do it. Cut to, that 0:10:54.640 --> 0:10:57.480 was at like noon. Cut to, I go up for 0:10:57.500 --> 0:11:00.780 my massage, come down. It's like 8.30 and he was like, 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:02.620 so I was thinking for the reel, we could like 0:11:02.679 --> 0:11:04.450 light the fire outside. 0:11:04.470 --> 0:11:08.490 And I'm looking at him and I'm like, Yeah, it's like, 0:11:08.630 --> 0:11:11.130 I was like, oh, I was like, it's 8.30. And 0:11:11.150 --> 0:11:12.710 he was like, okay. 0:11:12.750 --> 0:11:13.600 So we can do this right now. 0:11:13.610 --> 0:11:15.230 I was like, am I a square for thinking like 0:11:15.330 --> 0:11:17.650 it's 8.30? There's no time to make a reel. It's 0:11:17.670 --> 0:11:19.540 time for bed. But we did it. 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:23.880 We did it. As I was participating in this reel. 0:11:23.900 --> 0:11:25.460 He was the light guy. 0:11:25.480 --> 0:11:27.800 I was the light man. But when I tell you, 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:30.319 that is what I thought of. When you were like 0:11:30.380 --> 0:11:33.849 starting it and Justin's getting in like his spot, I 0:11:33.870 --> 0:11:40.300 was thinking I could never be like a Instagram influencer. 0:11:40.600 --> 0:11:41.660 I'm not a creative. 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:44.600 I couldn't imagine being like, we have to wait for 0:11:44.620 --> 0:11:48.080 the sun to go down. I, I in bed. That's 0:11:48.100 --> 0:11:50.180 a lot of work. Shout out to you. 0:11:50.780 --> 0:11:52.350 And it was so simple, but so funny. 0:11:52.650 --> 0:11:53.850 Oh, simple, funny. 0:11:54.309 --> 0:11:55.970 He's like, here's the crystal you're going to hold. I'm like, 0:11:55.990 --> 0:11:57.709 where did you find this? He's like, I found it 0:11:57.750 --> 0:11:59.230 near the fireplace inside. 0:11:59.290 --> 0:12:03.940 I was like, wow. Thank you. Oh, he brings me 0:12:03.980 --> 0:12:04.579 such joy. 0:12:04.620 --> 0:12:06.750 He does, but I loved my reel. It made me, 0:12:06.910 --> 0:12:08.870 I was like, I want to make so many reels. 0:12:08.929 --> 0:12:09.770 And there was another one. 0:12:10.190 --> 0:12:12.530 We did a Q & A on an unlikely affair 0:12:12.570 --> 0:12:15.580 last week and someone asked about my skincare routine. And 0:12:15.620 --> 0:12:18.640 so I like somewhat talked about it. But then the 0:12:18.700 --> 0:12:20.179 other night I was like in bed. 0:12:20.200 --> 0:12:21.839 It was a weekend. I didn't have an ocean. Didn't 0:12:21.860 --> 0:12:22.140 have to. 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:25.200 Be up at six in the morning to take her 0:12:25.220 --> 0:12:29.390 to school. But- I posted, like, what I had done, 0:12:29.410 --> 0:12:31.950 and so many people DMed me because I opened my 0:12:31.990 --> 0:12:35.890 DMs back up. And by the way, on football days 0:12:35.950 --> 0:12:39.190 when I post, my DMs are filled with women who 0:12:39.230 --> 0:12:39.870 are like me. 0:12:40.250 --> 0:12:41.190 Yeah. 0:12:41.670 --> 0:12:44.600 It's really fun. It's really, really fun. I love to 0:12:44.630 --> 0:12:44.890 see it. 0:12:45.170 --> 0:12:48.520 Anyway, so many DMs came through about the Vaseline around 0:12:48.540 --> 0:12:51.439 the eyes, which I've been doing for so long. 0:12:51.540 --> 0:12:52.339 I started doing that. 0:12:53.620 --> 0:12:53.780 Yeah. 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:55.980 I did it on my forehead, too. Speaking of, can 0:12:56.000 --> 0:12:56.440 we go see Lee? 0:12:56.520 --> 0:12:57.000 Smile. 0:12:58.580 --> 0:12:59.179 Looks pretty good. 0:13:00.100 --> 0:13:02.240 See, but you and I both have these, haven't we? Yeah, 0:13:02.260 --> 0:13:04.239 they're called bags. Mom doesn't have that. 0:13:04.420 --> 0:13:07.160 Yeah, it's called we have dads. And dad, he knew it. 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:10.280 He hated them. Don't you remember at the very, mom 0:13:10.320 --> 0:13:12.040 got him that cream? 0:13:12.380 --> 0:13:12.640 Yeah. 0:13:12.900 --> 0:13:15.740 And it would tighten. And he would do it every day. 0:13:16.200 --> 0:13:16.440 Yeah. 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:17.260 Well. 0:13:17.860 --> 0:13:18.959 We have dad's eye bags. 0:13:19.880 --> 0:13:20.500 Do I right now? 0:13:22.570 --> 0:13:23.610 No, but we have them. 0:13:24.690 --> 0:13:27.040 Don't throw me into this equation. I'm not appreciating it. 0:13:27.250 --> 0:13:28.380 You're more of dad than I am. 0:13:29.070 --> 0:13:29.650 I'm your mom. 0:13:30.950 --> 0:13:31.210 Yeah. 0:13:31.490 --> 0:13:34.500 Easton, look at the width between my eyebrow and here. 0:13:34.600 --> 0:13:37.540 You don't have these eyes. You don't have these eyes. 0:13:37.600 --> 0:13:38.160 You're dad. 0:13:38.820 --> 0:13:39.080 No. 0:13:39.780 --> 0:13:43.240 Yeah. I'm my mother. My sister is my father. 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:45.920 You guys, look at the amount of space between my 0:13:46.160 --> 0:13:47.760 eyelash line and here. 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:48.720 Look at that lid. 0:13:49.420 --> 0:13:49.679 Yeah. 0:13:49.740 --> 0:13:50.720 You don't have that at all. 0:13:51.000 --> 0:13:53.250 Well, let me go into the doctor. 0:13:53.500 --> 0:13:54.050 Yeah. 0:13:54.190 --> 0:13:58.390 Don't be projecting onto me with your eye bags. 0:13:58.980 --> 0:14:01.420 My eye bags are beautiful. Yours are bags. I was 0:14:01.440 --> 0:14:03.800 just throwing myself in there to make you feel better. 0:14:03.820 --> 0:14:06.260 It's you with the bags, me with the beauty. 0:14:06.330 --> 0:14:09.110 Projection. So I'm going to do it. Anyway, back to 0:14:09.130 --> 0:14:09.490 the reel. 0:14:09.650 --> 0:14:11.870 I'm going to do a reel about how to properly 0:14:12.070 --> 0:14:15.489 use your Vaseline around your eyes and then the rest 0:14:15.530 --> 0:14:16.490 of the skincare. 0:14:16.510 --> 0:14:18.570 That would be nice because I didn't know there was 0:14:18.710 --> 0:14:21.640 proper use to do that. I just am lopping it 0:14:21.720 --> 0:14:22.040 on there. 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:23.020 Well, you can. 0:14:23.100 --> 0:14:25.480 I'm saying when I say the proper way, it's just 0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:27.760 the way that I do it. Since people ask, then 0:14:27.780 --> 0:14:28.600 I'll send it to Justin. 0:14:28.620 --> 0:14:29.220 He can edit it. 0:14:31.180 --> 0:14:31.630 Halloween. 0:14:32.230 --> 0:14:33.090 Halloween's a coming. 0:14:33.770 --> 0:14:36.690 I'm so excited, guys. Speaking of, I do need to 0:14:36.750 --> 0:14:38.970 look at when my costume will be coming. 0:14:39.110 --> 0:14:40.710 By the way, me too. 0:14:40.750 --> 0:14:43.700 We're going to a Halloween party and freaking Michelle sends 0:14:43.740 --> 0:14:47.840 me her look last night. And it's the exact same 0:14:48.100 --> 0:14:52.640 witch outfit that I ordered. Literally the exact one. And 0:14:53.100 --> 0:14:57.900 she sends me this message and says, I don't like it. 0:14:58.020 --> 0:14:58.870 It's too low. 0:14:59.150 --> 0:15:00.750 And when I tried it on, I'm like, that's what 0:15:00.890 --> 0:15:02.670 I didn't like about it. So I'm going to try 0:15:02.690 --> 0:15:05.850 and figure out what other costume I can wear. I'm 0:15:05.870 --> 0:15:09.190 thinking like a witch of the dead or this one 0:15:09.210 --> 0:15:11.020 that we both got was like a spidery witch. 0:15:12.160 --> 0:15:14.960 Like Witch of the Dead, Witch of Dark Magic. I'm 0:15:15.000 --> 0:15:15.900 trying to figure it out. 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:18.960 And maybe I'll have like braids added to my hair. 0:15:18.980 --> 0:15:22.380 Can I wear a mask to that? Yeah, totally. All right, 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:24.150 because that's what I'm doing for hers. And then my 0:15:24.310 --> 0:15:26.590 second outfit. Oh, gosh. 0:15:27.230 --> 0:15:29.390 And then for actual Halloween, is that what you mean? 0:15:29.570 --> 0:15:35.729 Yeah. I'm going for actual Halloween because I'm taking Ocean Trick-or-Treating. 0:15:36.910 --> 0:15:41.220 I've told you guys Ocean is being miraculous ladybug and 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:46.950 cat noir. So it's like a new animated superhero, I think. 0:15:47.410 --> 0:15:52.620 So she's got like this latex ladybug outfit with red converse, 0:15:52.780 --> 0:15:55.220 a ladybug mask, and then. 0:15:55.260 --> 0:15:56.340 It's got a purple wig. 0:15:56.660 --> 0:15:58.920 And I'm just going to wear like the exact same 0:15:59.400 --> 0:16:01.740 cheetah outfit that I wore in one of my interview 0:16:01.780 --> 0:16:02.560 looks last year. 0:16:02.720 --> 0:16:03.920 And I ordered cheetah ears. 0:16:04.610 --> 0:16:06.550 I got mom like cat ears. I'll just do like 0:16:07.650 --> 0:16:10.070 feline makeup on us and call it a day. Ocean's 0:16:10.190 --> 0:16:11.230 being Lavaca Lola. 0:16:11.250 --> 0:16:12.230 Lavaca. 0:16:13.700 --> 0:16:14.380 That's what we're doing. 0:16:14.920 --> 0:16:16.410 I was hoping to do like a little bit of 0:16:16.490 --> 0:16:19.950 pumpkin carving during the day on Halloween and then going 0:16:20.010 --> 0:16:22.770 to where I think we're going to go to one 0:16:22.790 --> 0:16:25.450 of the neighborhoods around here just to trick or treat. 0:16:25.550 --> 0:16:27.950 Fun, fun. Yeah. Fun, fun. 0:16:28.130 --> 0:16:29.590 You have a party. You're not. 0:16:29.930 --> 0:16:31.530 Partay, partay. 0:16:31.570 --> 0:16:32.010 Wait, please. 0:16:32.030 --> 0:16:33.550 Do I tell them what I'm doing? Yeah, you must. 0:16:33.620 --> 0:16:36.239 Or do I surprise them? No, you must. Guys, I'm 0:16:37.020 --> 0:16:42.070 being B-read from Malibu's Most Wanted. Gotta keep your pimp 0:16:42.110 --> 0:16:44.890 hand strong. Is that what he says? Gotta keep your 0:16:44.930 --> 0:16:46.830 pimp hand strong. It's so good. 0:16:47.090 --> 0:16:52.060 Be rad. Ooh, take this exit. 0:16:55.020 --> 0:16:57.080 I'm about to have a lot of videos of me 0:16:57.100 --> 0:16:57.800 being be rad. 0:17:09.869 --> 0:17:12.150