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Speaker 1: Al Zone Media. Ho Ho Ho, Mary Christmas. Robert Evans here,

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Speaker 1: and we had been planning to make a new Come

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Speaker 1: episode to give you all a white Christmas this year.

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Speaker 1: But you know what I didn't wind up wanting to

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Speaker 1: do right during the holidays when we didn't have to work,

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Speaker 1: is spend hours researching some other weird Come conspiracies on

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Speaker 1: the internet. So we're just going to play the old

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Speaker 1: Come episode for you as a rerun. I know that's

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Speaker 1: not the most effortful version of our job that I

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Speaker 1: could have done this year, but also it's been a

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Speaker 1: real shitty year for everybody. So let's just listen to

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Speaker 1: an old Come episode and pretend we gave you a

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Speaker 1: Newcome episode. Merry Christmas, everybody.

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Speaker 2: Dearly beloved, Welcome to it could happen here. We are

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Speaker 2: gathered here today to get through this thing called life.

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Speaker 2: Electric word life. It's a thing that only happens with

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Speaker 2: the addition of a couple of ingredients, and one of

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Speaker 2: those ingredients is the subject of our episode today. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: you guys like that? Everybody really happy with that?

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Speaker 3: I love that. Yeah, I'm feeling not at all like

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Speaker 3: I want to kind of shower. Okay, can you can.

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Speaker 4: You can hear the moment where we're all like simultaneously

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Speaker 4: questioning every single decision we've ever made in our entire lives.

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Speaker 2: Now we're all bonded together. So how's everybody doing today?

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Speaker 2: We've got Miil Wong, Garrison Davis, James Stout, and I

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Speaker 2: should let people know I wasn't joking about the come thing.

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Speaker 2: So those of you who are too online will know this.

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Speaker 2: Those of you who are not online enough, this is

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Speaker 2: one of the online things that you will want to

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Speaker 2: know because it's very funny. And the gist of it

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Speaker 2: is that like four days ago, doctor Jordan B. Peterson

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Speaker 2: got sent a link to a Twitter account that is

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Speaker 2: that purports to be spreading like hidden news about the

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Speaker 2: evils of the Chinese communist regime, and they put out

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Speaker 2: a video that was a segment from a British milking

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Speaker 2: fetish pornography video. Now, if you're not aware the milking,

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Speaker 2: as far as I can tell, I believe it kind

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Speaker 2: of descended from the long lineage of like rubber fetishists, right,

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Speaker 2: and there's like a lot of medical fetish stuff it

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Speaker 2: entirely wrapped up on hospital gurney's and giant pumps sucked

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Speaker 2: the semen out of him.

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Speaker 3: So milk the machine is very like milk what you

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Speaker 3: were used to this.

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Speaker 2: This Twitter account put this up, claiming that it was

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Speaker 2: the Chinese government stealing the semen of young men, and

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Speaker 2: Jordan Peterson shared it saying it was an unbelievable act

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Speaker 2: of evil and then everyone had the best day of

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Speaker 2: their lives. And an hour of two later he deleted it.

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Speaker 4: Now I have been continuing, coward, coward, coward.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so strange, so strange that he left the word

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Speaker 3: a pair of view dukid.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's wild that he's no longer professor. It's very funny.

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Speaker 2: We're continuing to give him shit for it online, but

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Speaker 2: it set us off down an interesting road, and because

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Speaker 2: some other stuff fell through, we're going to talk about

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Speaker 2: the wide world of weird right wing come conspiracies. Most

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Speaker 2: There's a surprising number of semen based conspiracies. Everybody did

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Speaker 2: research on their own special thing. I wanted to start

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Speaker 2: giving kind of some of the some of the background

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Speaker 2: on it so I was. Last July, the Chinese Human

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Speaker 2: Sperm Bank of Shanghai announced that it was hosting a

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Speaker 2: competition for college students to find out whose semen was

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Speaker 2: number of modal sperm per milli leader, I think is

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Speaker 2: the way that they judge it. And basically the idea

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Speaker 2: sperm concentration greater than sixty million per mili leader, and

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Speaker 2: if they visited a sperm bank a set number of

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Speaker 2: times in a six month period, they could receive a

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Speaker 2: prize that was equivalent to about twelve hundred dollars right now.

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Speaker 2: The reason this is happening is that China, for the

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Speaker 2: first time, as a result of a number of different policies,

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Speaker 2: had negative population growth very recently, and this is the

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Speaker 2: couples in China that have had issues conceiving, and so

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Speaker 2: It is actually a thing that happens all around the

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Speaker 2: I found an automatic sperm extractor to Chinese sperm banks.

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Speaker 2: Now this is I'm going to send you all the

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Speaker 2: link I was king you would oh oh yes, good friends, thanks,

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Speaker 2: but yes, we're all going to see this. So the

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Speaker 2: Machines price listing on ali Baba, where it sells for

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Speaker 2: about five to six thousand dollars, describes it as a

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Speaker 2: device that quote merges modern digital technology, automatic control technology

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Speaker 2: and simulation technologies with semen collection and premature ejaculation desensitization

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Speaker 2: training function. So it has a number of purposes including

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Speaker 2: guess to help guys stop coming too early. Oh, which,

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Speaker 2: no shame. It's funny that someone built a machine for it.

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Speaker 3: It's extremely funny. I think you can buy on Ali Express.

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Speaker 3: It's like I personally, I'm not attaching anything. I bought

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Speaker 3: an Ali Baba to sensitive part to.

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Speaker 4: My body makes thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: It's not cheap. Now, the primary these are not being

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Speaker 5: It's just like the worst ever. We're too dtwo this

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Speaker 2: It is weird.

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Speaker 3: What's the orientation? Does it stand on the ground and

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Speaker 3: you just approach it?

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Speaker 4: You you have to stand up?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but what if you're a shot king.

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Speaker 2: I said, I'm sure they have options. It has like

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Speaker 2: the rough shape of like HANDHLD massage device, but it's

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Speaker 2: kind of like formed like almost an art deco robot vagina.

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Speaker 2: And basically from what I've read, kind of the reasoning

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Speaker 2: Some people feel weird about just masturbating in a clinic,

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Speaker 2: and we hope this is a more pleasant experience for them.

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Speaker 2: So again this we're laughing because like, look, a machine

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Speaker 2: That's okay, no shame on anybody for that. But the

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Speaker 2: fact that you have both the government trying to encourage

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Speaker 2: created fertile ground for a bunch of right wing weirdos

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Speaker 2: to start making the ground grounded, I know, fertile ground

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Speaker 2: to commit to make the completely ungrounded claim that like

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Speaker 2: the government was trying to steal people' seemen right, And

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Speaker 2: that is the basis of doctor Jordan B. Peterson's fun

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Speaker 2: you should try to find the videos of the automatic

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Speaker 2: sperm extractor. This this amazing Japanese machine, because it is funny.

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Speaker 2: It is fascinating.

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Speaker 3: On the account.

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Speaker 5: Do they have to like like like change like I

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't clean that.

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Speaker 3: If you watch the video, there's like a there's a

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Speaker 2: The thing that the penis goes in is also the

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Speaker 2: captured device, so it is removed with the sperm donation

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Speaker 2: when you take it out. So again this is you know,

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Speaker 2: funny because come, but there's nothing sinister here. It's just

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Speaker 2: in the same way that literally everything is. People have

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Speaker 2: like spun it up into a nonsense thing. But because

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Speaker 2: of this a full, beautiful story which I hope we've

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Speaker 2: all gotten to enjoy. I got to do a lot

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Speaker 2: of work on the some of you. If you live,

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Speaker 2: if you've worked in agriculture, you're not going to be

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Speaker 2: surprised that stealing come is a massive industry, like it

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Speaker 2: is a There is a lot of money to be

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Speaker 2: in stealing semen that there are two different official terms

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Speaker 2: that I have found for semen theft. The first is

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Speaker 4: How could it get better? How could it get better

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Speaker 2: It gets better because the second the second is spurgling.

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Speaker 4: These are like professionals who like come up with these terms.

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Speaker 2: Huh, these are it's a marketing genius. There actually is.

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Speaker 2: I did find in my research there is one actual

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Speaker 2: Chinese based sperm conspiracy. It's just not a very sinister one.

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Speaker 2: There's this Chinese businessman, Jesse jabet Zoo who stole there.

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Speaker 2: There's this I think it was a Canadian company. No,

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Speaker 2: it was a US company who had So this is

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Speaker 2: for like bull semen. And one of the things that

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Speaker 2: you're inceminating cows, you want all of the babies to

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Speaker 2: more breeders or whatever. If you're in industrial agriculture, you

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Speaker 2: don't want any of the boys, right. You just want

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Speaker 2: to keep making those sweet, sweet lady cows that are,

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Speaker 2: So there's a US company that developed a method of

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Speaker 2: before insemination looking through the sperm and like sorting out

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Speaker 2: this Chinese businessman was like reverse engineering there. It's kind

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Speaker 2: of actually basically the same story as Jurassic Park. And anyway,

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Speaker 5: I hope it works out just as well as Jurassic Park.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very funny. I will say there's a couple

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Speaker 2: of really wild lines from this the CBC story I found.

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna read one to you. Zoo's activities could

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Speaker 2: best be described as machiavellian. At various points, he outlined

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Speaker 2: quote feel all the time, the sort of damocles is

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Speaker 2: on their heads and brag the law is strong, but

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Speaker 2: the outlaws are ten times stronger.

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Speaker 4: Okay this taste.

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Speaker 2: Look Jesse Jabez, my hero, the sperm Bandit incredible sperm Jacker,

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Speaker 2: one of the bests in the business.

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Speaker 3: This man lives on an island with his cow raptors.

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Speaker 2: What a hero. There was also a case of a

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Speaker 2: Japanese man who illegally took wagyu cattle sperm too China

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Speaker 2: to try to give them sperm, and like the Chinese

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Speaker 2: government immediately caught him and was like, no, this is

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Speaker 2: actually incredibly dangerous, Like you're not allowed to just take

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Speaker 2: animal breeding material into the country without because you know,

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Speaker 2: there's a wide variety of reasons that that could be

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Speaker 2: in horribly So he got in a shipload of trouble. Yeah, anyway,

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Speaker 2: that's my that's my sperm stories. Everybody, thank you for yeah,

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Speaker 2: thank you, thank you for spurgling my knowledge. Garrison, we're

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Speaker 2: back and James is here to talk to us about

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Speaker 2: the kind of sperm jacking that you do when you

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Speaker 2: don't jack. I'm talking about jacking your own sperm by

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Speaker 2: keeping it inside of you seman retention, Yeah, it's how

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Speaker 2: is that, James beautiful?

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Speaker 4: Unscripted?

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Speaker 2: Did you just.

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Speaker 6: Write?

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Speaker 2: Didn't need to write that, Garrison, So.

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Speaker 3: On the back of his hand. He had a brain

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Speaker 3: wave at two in the morning and he got that down.

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Speaker 3: Am space for several years.

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Speaker 3: It's got even more. I have no idea spermozoic fucking fission.

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Speaker 5: Hell yeah, wait, okay, okay, hard hard pivot here from us.

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Speaker 4: to be conducing murdered by the cops is being waged

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00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:32,879
Speaker 4: in the streets.

438
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 2: Uh, Donald Trump.

439
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,520
Speaker 4: But Donald J. Trump, Donald Donald J.

440
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 2: Trump.

441
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 4: Wow, Donald Trump Junior. That one that's that's that's the

442
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 4: Trump little Trump here.

443
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

444
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:46,200
Speaker 4: Trump, we're you know, looking for looking looking for their

445
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:49,840
Speaker 4: their their their cure to COVID nineteen on Twitter and okay,

446
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:53,119
Speaker 4: so as we probably all remember, right, the thing that

447
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,160
Speaker 4: they found was hydroxid. Okay, so one of the first

448
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,159
Speaker 4: ones that they found before before I've remat him.

449
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 2: This is this is before we found so much shit?

450
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:01,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, was it inside with them all along? May?

451
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,960
Speaker 4: No, this is this is this is chloric clean the

452
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,639
Speaker 4: thing that was probable. I hope they weren't full of

453
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:06,960
Speaker 4: the doctor.

454
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 3: I thought it was.

455
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:08,920
Speaker 2: No.

456
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,720
Speaker 4: No, Well, we'll get to that where there there's a

457
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,880
Speaker 4: The road is long, but it ends with cum demons.

458
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:19,120
Speaker 4: We first must walk the road. So the road here

459
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 4: is Donald Donald Trump Junior posts a tweet saying like this,

460
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 4: saying this is necessary watching about this video from this

461
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:35,720
Speaker 4: doctor named doctor Stella Emmanuet. Now Okay, who is this person?

462
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:40,640
Speaker 4: She she is part of Ah okay, I say part

463
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:47,119
Speaker 4: of She runs this thing called Firepower Ministries, which, so

464
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 4: you're going great.

465
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Speaker 2: She's also part of I know, broadly Yeah, okay, cool.

466
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 4: She's also part of America's frontline doctors who are yeah yeah, yeah,

467
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:03,680
Speaker 4: I've forgotten. Yeah, these dip ships, Oh my god. Okay,

468
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 4: So this is this is very very very much in

469
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:10,120
Speaker 4: the same vein as architecture nine to eleven truth. They

470
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:12,640
Speaker 4: found a bunch of people who technically have medical degrees

471
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:16,880
Speaker 4: or like nurses who were like no, no, vaccines are

472
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 4: bad and hydroxychloric clean quadratrichlor clean is we'll covid cork

473
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,880
Speaker 4: with that one. Yeah, it's it's, it's been. It's it's

474
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,959
Speaker 4: been a long day. I I've slept for eight hours,

475
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 4: but in like several distinct parts of the day that

476
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,719
Speaker 4: were not continuous. It's been. Things are going things are

477
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,400
Speaker 4: going great.

478
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 3: Matter if you've taken some horse medicine first.

479
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,639
Speaker 4: Quite possibly, I mean it's not like you could have

480
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:41,120
Speaker 4: gone worse.

481
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Speaker 3: I get.

482
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 4: All right, right, So so that this person's from the

483
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 4: very sketchy doctors who are trying to sell like a

484
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:54,920
Speaker 4: bunch of random ship to to cure COVID And.

485
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 2: Okay, so who actually is this person?

486
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:04,920
Speaker 4: She is from a ruined and doctor Stella meant Immanue

487
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:10,199
Speaker 4: was caught up in uh the unbelievably sort of like

488
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 4: I mean right, like yes, objectively right wing, also very

489
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 4: very weird wave of Pentecostalism and charismatic Christianity that's been

490
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 4: sweeping across that part of Africa and as part of

491
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:24,160
Speaker 4: sort of a you know, sort of like a very

492
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 4: sort of long range of coordinated effort by by right

493
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:30,160
Speaker 4: wing Christian missionaries. So okay, so for for for people

494
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:35,200
Speaker 4: who don't know your Christianity very well, the Pentecostals and

495
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 4: the charismatic Christians are like firmly in the very very

496
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:43,400
Speaker 4: weird camp of Christians. Like these are these are people

497
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 4: who do faith healing. One of the very common sort

498
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 4: of Pentecostal things is this belief that like like you

499
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 4: just you talk to God, like God's in your head

500
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,199
Speaker 4: and you just have conversations with him. Now unfortunately for

501
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:55,919
Speaker 4: like all of us, and and this is you know

502
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 4: what a thing that is a non insignificant contributing factor

503
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 4: to why the last I don't know ten years have

504
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 4: been so bat shit is that like this this originally

505
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,399
Speaker 4: was kind of an isolated Pentecostal thing and like the

506
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 4: broader evangelicals were like, no, no, no, God only talks to

507
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 4: me like your pastor, Like he's probably not like you're

508
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:15,399
Speaker 4: you're not like having a conversation in your head with

509
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:18,879
Speaker 4: but like change that's changed. Yeah, this shit has this

510
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:23,959
Speaker 4: ship has fucking taken over everywhere. It's really bad. And

511
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 4: these people believe a lot of very very weird stuff.

512
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 4: So well, I mean, okay, so like you know, she

513
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 4: she has like some of the sort of standard like

514
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 4: really really hardline like David iike shit, Like she believes

515
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 4: that the world's being run by aliens and like reptiles,

516
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 4: and like the vaccine has like alien DNA in it

517
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 4: to like take over your data. You know. It's just

518
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 4: like sort of kind of Facebook moments Alex Jones. Shit,

519
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 4: yeah right, okay, but okay, I'm gonna read this quote

520
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 4: from will Sumner. This is a quote from one of

521
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 4: her for her sermons, They which is, demons are responsible

522
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 4: for serious guy int ecological problems. And Manuel said, we

523
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 4: call them all kinds of names, and tremeseus and travisus,

524
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 4: we call them molar pregnancies, we call them fibroids, we

525
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 4: call them cysts, but most of them were evil deposits

526
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 4: from spirit husband.

527
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 2: God.

528
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 3: Yeah.

529
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 4: No, they are responsible for miscarriages, impotence, men that can't

530
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 4: get it up. So all right, immediately we we have

531
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,720
Speaker 4: like we have there are several kinds of coum demons

532
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 4: here that we're dealing with. So there are like there, there's, there's,

533
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 4: there's okay. So a lot of this is drawn from

534
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 4: what is a very like a genu widely unbelievably dubious

535
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,719
Speaker 4: piece of theology. So when I was reading musicching this, right,

536
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 4: I saw, I saw, I saw someone there was there

537
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 4: was like a religious scholar who was writing this. He

538
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 4: was like, oh, I immediately recognized the theology of this.

539
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 4: This is from this is from Genesis six.

540
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 2: So okay.

541
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 4: So I was like, okay, what what the fuck are

542
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 4: they talking about? So I I went back and I

543
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 4: read Okay, So I went back and I read the Genesis,

544
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Speaker 4: and I'm going to read the two this is.

545
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 2: This is from Genesis chapter six.

546
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Speaker 4: Verses one and two, and I am just going to

547
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 4: read these two sentences and I'm going to see if

548
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 4: you two can produce cum demons from this, Okay, happy, I.

549
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 2: Mean I could produce cum demons from almost anything.

550
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 3: That is the power with the right machinery.

551
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 2: You know what, I think we know exactly what the

552
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 2: right machinery is.

553
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:34,080
Speaker 4: Look, we know that we can produce com demons mechanically.

554
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 4: Our challenge here is to produce them theologically. Okay, try

555
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 4: I will, I will use all of all of my knowledge.

556
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 2: We must, we must find a way to evacuate the

557
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 2: vast deference of the soul.

558
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 4: Okay, So I'm using I'm using the King James translation,

559
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 4: because that's the translation that all these psychos use. And

560
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 4: it came to pass when men began to multiply on

561
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Speaker 4: the face of the earth and were born onto them,

562
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 4: that the sons of God saw the daughters of man

563
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 4: that they were fair, and they took them wives of

564
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Speaker 4: all which they chose.

565
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:11,479
Speaker 5: Okay, so I I do know where they're I I

566
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 5: do know what what they are doing. So the sons

567
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 5: of God, those would be what like fallen angels that

568
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 5: have been procreating with women.

569
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

570
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 7: Yeah.

571
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 5: This this ties into like the Book of Enoch stuff,

572
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 5: which was made a little bit like after Genesis, but

573
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 5: kind of like retconned a lot of like the creation story,

574
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 5: so I can see where they're they're pulling cum demons from.

575
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 5: But it is it is a bit of a stretch.

576
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're kind of you could say cum demons in

577
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 2: the way that like god seed. Yeah, you could see it. Yeah,

578
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 2: it's that's it is a stretch.

579
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 4: Now, Okay, my, my, my, my analysis because I I

580
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 4: think I I think they're pulling this out of their ass,

581
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:50,720
Speaker 4: and I think they're pulling this out.

582
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 3: Of their as.

583
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 4: It's also about cum demons.

584
00:31:55,160 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 5: So yeah, okay, I I I I have it is

585
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 5: well known for people who follow me on Twitter.

586
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 4: I have an immense and powerful disrespect for theology. But

587
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 4: what what part of the sons of God? What what

588
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 4: part of that gets you to demons and not like

589
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 4: because again, isn't the whole point of Christianity that we

590
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 4: are all God's children? Like is this not a thing

591
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 4: that they tell you in every single fucking So how

592
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 4: do you read that and not think they're talking about

593
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 4: people and immediately jump to come de bit like, here's

594
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 4: what's going on?

595
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 5: I could I could explain this because this is the

596
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 5: King's James version, So this was made in a post

597
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 5: Book of Enoch world around the around the alleged birth

598
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 5: of Jesus, the Book of Enoch got very popular, and

599
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 5: this this introduced the idea of a fallen angel. The

600
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:46,239
Speaker 5: fallow fallen angel isn't really in the Bible at all,

601
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 5: it's only it's only in like non biblical Abrahamic texts.

602
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 5: So this, this idea then kind of got planted into

603
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 5: a lot of like Catholic mythology as well. So when

604
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 5: they're there, cause they have a distinction between like this,

605
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 5: like the sons of like the sons of God versus

606
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 5: what was the what was the thing they used to

607
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 5: refer to the daughters. The sons are the daughters of

608
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 5: men exactly, So the daughters are human, where the the

609
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 5: the sons are like came from God. So that is

610
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 5: some type of fallen angel that has been cast down

611
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 5: to earth. Like there they are doing a specific thing.

612
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 5: But it's it's it's it's a result of a whole

613
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 5: bunch of like mistranslations and a whole bunch of various

614
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 5: various like Christian and Gnostic texts that been that have

615
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 5: been misinterpreted for thousands of years by the Catholic Church.

616
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 5: And it creates a really weird theology that is indistinguishable

617
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 5: from like Castlevania.

618
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 4: So I'm blame I blame Martin lu This is Martin

619
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 4: Luther's fault, like like the.

620
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 2: Here's the thing, here's the thing.

621
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 3: Keep it in high Latins, understand.

622
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 4: This, this is this is this is what Martin Luther.

623
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 4: I was specifically because okay, so this was already happen

624
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 4: the cath the Church was already doing this right, but

625
00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:00,239
Speaker 4: Martin Luther had a chance to fix this ship. And

626
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 4: she was like, do you know what I'm gonna do

627
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 4: and say, is that I am going to I am

628
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 4: going to turn against the peasant revolts and I'm going

629
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 4: to do a lot. I'm going to bring about a

630
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,840
Speaker 4: level of anti Semitism that is going to allow me

631
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 4: to outflank the Inquisition on the right. She could have

632
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:20,279
Speaker 4: been fixing this bullshit, no anti Semitism. Woo, I gotta

633
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 4: keep my patron lords and down he was.

634
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 2: He was German like, there's only so much you can ask,

635
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 2: that's true.

636
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I'm happy that we can all go to

637
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:32,800
Speaker 5: sleep at night worrying about the sons of God implanting semen.

638
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 4: That that's that's come demon type pie one, right, that

639
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,880
Speaker 4: is okay, So though those are those are the demons

640
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 4: that like they they have they have sex with women

641
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 4: and they produce nephelim from or sometimes also nephlin.

642
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,280
Speaker 5: There's there's a lot of sort of conflicting sort of theology.

643
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 5: All that stuff comes from the Book of Enoch. All

644
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 5: that stuff is non canon to the modern Bible, but

645
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 5: it's where it's where it comes from.

646
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 2: Fucking Council of Nicia, Okay.

647
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 4: But there's also there's also a second there's also the

648
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:06,880
Speaker 4: second kind of cum demon, right, which is these are

649
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 4: the these are well okay, so succubi and incuby are

650
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:13,120
Speaker 4: based here we go, I do it. I was it

651
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 4: was counting down the the other kind of of demon.

652
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 4: So you have your incuby, right, who are another type

653
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 4: of sex demon. The incuby fuck men so they can

654
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:25,880
Speaker 4: steal their semen and they're they're they're you know, there's

655
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 4: stents are reasons that. There's another thing that she talks about,

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Speaker 4: which is that there are witches who have like astral

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Speaker 4: spirit sex with men in their sleep. And if you're

658
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Speaker 4: like having a sex dream, it's because you're having actual

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Speaker 4: spirit sex.

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Speaker 2: No no, yeah, I mean, like I like Bill Murray,

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Speaker 2: I've I've experienced that. Oh no, that was Bill Murray. Sorry,

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Speaker 2: my mistake.

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Speaker 4: Wait, yes, okay, okay, the cloud, the fog is clearing.

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Speaker 4: I've I've had I've had sex with too many sex demons.

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Speaker 4: It's it's a real issue.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 4: So so all right, So we have the sex demons

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Speaker 4: who are like trying to pregnant. You have the sex

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Speaker 4: tamans we're trying to steal your com We also have

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Speaker 4: the actual we have the actual projecting projecting witches, right,

671
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Speaker 4: and the actual projecting witches are trying to steal people's

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Speaker 4: come as part of an Illuminati plot to create like

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Speaker 4: an even more powerful witch. And the even more powerful

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Speaker 4: witch is going to use gay marriage and children's toys

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Speaker 4: to like destroy the fabric of Western civilization and thus

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Speaker 4: bring about sort of jen general new world order, et cetera.

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Speaker 4: Have heard this, honestly, Witch meetings, Yeah, that is not.

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Speaker 2: As far from the backstory to Warhammer forty thousand as

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Speaker 2: it should be.

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Speaker 4: That's very sadly true.

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Speaker 3: I didn't want Warhammer forty thousands coming to our com

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Speaker 3: episode if I'm honied.

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Speaker 2: No, No, it's I mean look, there's a lot of

684
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Speaker 2: people who are interested in both Semen Retention and Warhammer

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Speaker 2: forty thousand.

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Speaker 4: That's a tight venda ram.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they all play ultra marines. That was a

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Speaker 2: that's yeah, pretty good Warhammer forty thousand jokes of those

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Speaker 2: of you who play.

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Speaker 4: I also I also learned a couple of days ago

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Speaker 4: that I one of the many crimes of the Emperor

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Speaker 4: forty k was passing off in a miry Bikara quote

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Speaker 4: is his own.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that that is that was That was a

695
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Speaker 2: good bit. That was a really good bit. It's little

696
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Speaker 2: pieces like that that let you know that Dan Abnett's

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Speaker 2: pretty bass. That was my favorite part of the book.

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Speaker 3: So funny, that's like, that's literally canon.

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Speaker 5: I do have like three pages written on.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, little bit. That's that's that's the end of the

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Speaker 4: same stems go off.

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Speaker 5: Well, okay, I The one thing I'll add on is

703
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Speaker 5: that one of the more funny modern versions of these,

704
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Speaker 5: if you go on the Beta Drill subreddit, the Recreational

705
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Speaker 5: Petrol subreddit, you can fight who try to take enough

706
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Speaker 5: beda drill to have sex with the hat man, which

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Speaker 5: is another another form of trying to sum a shadow People.

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Speaker 2: Maybe you have to you have to explain your terms

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Speaker 2: for people here. Yeah, I'm the man is a tall,

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Speaker 2: thin man wearing a hat who appears when you take

711
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Speaker 2: hallucinogenic doses of benadrill because you can't afford better drugs

712
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Speaker 2: because you're seventeen.

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Speaker 3: Yes, we're younger.

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Speaker 2: And there's some people the hat man.

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Speaker 5: Some people find the hat man extremely attractive or some

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Speaker 5: of like the female shadow people variants, and they try

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Speaker 5: to they have I have read multiple reports of people

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Speaker 5: explaining their sexual experiences with shadow people.

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Speaker 4: Anyways, the President of the United States and his son

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Speaker 4: were promoting this, so this is great.

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Speaker 3: This website, by the way, absolute adventures on here. I'm

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Speaker 3: just reading about how to use Christ's blood as a weapon. Amazing.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that problems he yeah.

725
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Speaker 4: Do you know who won't steal your seamen?

726
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Speaker 5: Everybody?

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Speaker 2: We can't promise that.

728
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Speaker 4: I can.

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Speaker 5: I can promise any advertiser on this show I've personally

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Speaker 5: approved to make sure they will not come into your

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Speaker 5: bedroom and still your semen.

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Speaker 3: Wow, how do you how does the approval precis work?

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Speaker 5: Out of interest, I cannot divulge privately, Garrison for we

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Speaker 5: are we are going to close off by talking about

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Speaker 5: a sperm and testosterone, to two of our favorite topics

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Speaker 5: for this episode. For some reason, about about a year ago,

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Speaker 5: a trailer on Fox News dropped for a new batch

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Speaker 5: of Tucker Carlson originals titled The End of Men. It

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Speaker 5: opens with the text that reads, in the current year,

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Speaker 5: the cycle continues.

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Speaker 8: Once a society collapses, then you're in hard times. Well,

742
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Speaker 8: hot iron sharpens iron, as they say, and those hard

743
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Speaker 8: times inevitably produce men who are tough, men, who are resourceful,

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Speaker 8: men who are strong enough to survive, and then they

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Speaker 8: go on to re establish order, and so the cycle

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Speaker 8: begins again.

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Speaker 5: Now, there's a few funny things about this video, from

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Speaker 5: the ripped shirtless dudes milking cows to wrestling each other

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Speaker 5: and shooting bottles of canola oil. There's had a hundreche

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Speaker 5: that are shooting like ten bottles of canola oil.

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Speaker 4: For some reason, maybe.

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Speaker 3: Then Mussolini's like, they're into the Mussolini's death.

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Speaker 5: He was bye by far the most bizarre.

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Speaker 2: I suspect they're shooting the canola because it's like a

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Speaker 2: seed oil thing. They think that like seed oil, it's

756
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Speaker 2: a right wing thing. Oils are like sucking out your testosterone.

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Speaker 5: Anyway, It's something very silly, but by far the most

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Speaker 5: bizarre thing in this trailer is a shot of a

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Speaker 5: naked man with outstretched arms like Jesus on the crossa style,

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Speaker 5: standing in front of a lake at dusk, a white

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Speaker 5: machine shining a glowing red light on his dick.

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Speaker 9: What and.

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Speaker 5: Again, powerful image at the climax of the music from

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Speaker 5: two thousand and one in Space Odyssey.

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Speaker 4: Uh, there's this.

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Speaker 5: There's this man facing balls first in front of this

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Speaker 5: large red light at the end of this trailer.

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Speaker 2: I it should never have been any cause on our

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Speaker 2: podcast or on Fox News for anyone to save the

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Speaker 2: line after the end of the climax of the music

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Speaker 2: from two thousand and one a Space Odyssey.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's the thing we're objecting to from this episode.

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Speaker 2: That's the line.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because it shouldn't have climax. It lost its

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Speaker 3: power in that moment.

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Speaker 4: Considering both like the no, no one.

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Speaker 2: Second, James, that was a very good joke.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you, thank you for seeing me, buddy. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So considering both like the text at the beginning and

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Speaker 5: then some of the narration that we just heard the trailer.

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Speaker 5: They're kind of this weird like KLi Yuga thing, right,

782
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Speaker 5: that is that is a bit of a bit of

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Speaker 5: what's going on here because.

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Speaker 2: Kali Yuga again. You can listen to our episodes on

785
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Speaker 2: Savitri Devi for a little more information about this. But

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Speaker 2: it's like this weird right wing un like quasi apocalyptic

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Speaker 2: concept that evolved during an intermix between some of the

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Speaker 2: early Nazis and some of the people who are currently

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Speaker 2: behind the present leader of India. It's it's way too

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Speaker 2: esoteric weird to get into, but it's one of the

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Speaker 2: things that like the old.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the real fun like it.

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Speaker 5: We're not going to get into it too much, but

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Speaker 5: I think the previous unset.

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Speaker 2: That wound up adjacent to at Tucker Carlson episode because

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Speaker 2: it's some like weird esoteric Nazi wizard shit.

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Speaker 5: Yes, And that previous November, Joe Rogan posted a KLi

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Speaker 5: Yuga meme which went viral. It's it's about how hard

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Speaker 5: times creates strong men, which create good times, which lead

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Speaker 5: to weak men, which create hard times. It's a fucking

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Speaker 5: silly yeah. His his the accompanying text on the Instagram

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Speaker 5: post that that Rogan did said, civilizations move in predictable cycles.

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Speaker 5: We are in the Kali Yuga, the age of conflict.

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Speaker 5: All of the chaos we're seeing right now is predicted

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Speaker 5: in Hinduism thousands of years ago. Rogan was probably just

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Speaker 5: like parroting something that he heard from one of his

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Speaker 5: many fascy or new ag friends, which, considering Rogan's social circle,

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Speaker 5: that could very well just be the same person.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, one of his fucking sparring buddies is

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Speaker 2: either friends with the Nazi or just stumbled upon a

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Speaker 2: fucking the wrong podcast and then told him that when

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Speaker 2: they were smoking weed. And you know, yes, I mean

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Speaker 2: that's honestly to It's problematic because of his platform, but

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Speaker 2: that's how I learned everything about esoterica. That I learned

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Speaker 2: when I was in my twenties was some I was

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Speaker 2: smoking weed with some sketchy dude who was going place

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Speaker 2: I shouldn't have been on the internet.

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Speaker 5: So a few months after Rogan posted this meme, we

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Speaker 5: have Tucker Carlson making this whole mini series surrounding this

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Speaker 5: Hard Times Creates Strong Men kind of trend. It's taking

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Speaker 5: cues from the online manosphere, and Tucker posited that weak

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Speaker 5: unmanly men are leading to the collapse of civilization and

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Speaker 5: a hardening of men is necessary to save it, according

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Speaker 5: to According to Tucker, one of the threats to manhood

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Speaker 5: is a quote unquote total collapse in testosterone levels amongst

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Speaker 5: men in recent years. And the solution goes beyond just

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Speaker 5: your typical like anti soy crusading that Tucker has done

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Speaker 5: in the past. Now, Tucker has turned to the cutting

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Speaker 5: edge science of bromiopathic medicine as.

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Speaker 4: Advocates damn it, as advocated.

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Speaker 5: For by a quote unquote fitness professional named Andrew McGovern

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Speaker 5: who touts that infrared light and testical tanning is this

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Speaker 5: DIESX mod for plummeting tea levels and men.

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Speaker 10: So obviously half the viewers right now are like, what

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Speaker 10: that's crotestical taking.

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Speaker 2: That's crazy.

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Speaker 10: But my view is Okay, testosterol levels crash and nobody

838
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 10: says anything about it. That's crazy. So why is it

839
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Speaker 10: crazy to seek solutions?

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Speaker 3: It's not crazy to seek solutions.

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Speaker 6: And I think I was recently exposed to a term

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Speaker 6: called bromeopathy, and I think there's a lot of people

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Speaker 6: out there right now that are don't trust the mainstream information.

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Speaker 5: This TV special is constantly referred to as a documentary,

845
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Speaker 5: So surely you would expect Tucker to try and like

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Speaker 5: interview scientists or like anyone with expertise on this topic.

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Speaker 4: Of course, not actually not the way to anyone series.

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Speaker 5: Andrew McGovern are, our bromeopathic hero works as a personal

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Speaker 5: trader at Lifetime Fitness in Columbus, Ohio, and he hasn't

850
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Speaker 5: even been a trader for very about a decade ago.

851
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Speaker 5: About a decade ago, he was the manager of an

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Speaker 5: Abercrombie and Fitch store in Miami.

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Speaker 2: Oh perfect, Yes you don't know, Okay, now my descriptions

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Speaker 2: from it. He works at the Abercrombie and Finish store.

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Speaker 4: Wait, but in Miami.

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Speaker 2: Hey, if you want to get trim that's where you

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Speaker 2: get trimmed.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, that.

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Speaker 3: Type of dude. He's emerging here.

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Speaker 5: As of twenty seventeen, he was the director of operations

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Speaker 5: for Petland retail stores.

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Speaker 2: He's getting funnier.

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Speaker 3: But this guy's resume is amusing.

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Speaker 5: But Tucker, being a competent journalist, did not just interview

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Speaker 5: one person. However, Kid Rock was brought on to be

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Speaker 5: the sole voice of reasons.

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Speaker 2: You know, Garrison, you left, But kid Rock is the

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Speaker 2: other person I've gotten for scription drugs from.

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Speaker 3: So Real Bastion in the platonic cave of men stands

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Speaker 3: Kid Rock and a guy from Apacrombie and Fitch. We

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Speaker 3: must only beat our shadows.

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Speaker 2: Dude, stop testical tanning.

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Speaker 7: Come on, I mean, I haven't heard anything, Bobby. I'm

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Speaker 7: starting a punk rock band and it's called testical tanning.

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Speaker 2: That's the end of it.

876
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 10: I mean, don't you think at this point, when so

877
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 10: many of the therapies, the paths they've told us to take,

878
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 10: have turned out to be dead ends that have really

879
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:35,719
Speaker 10: hurt people, why wouldn't open minded people seek new solutions.

880
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 4: I don't know what the hell is going on in

881
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,800
Speaker 4: this world. I'm not even sure if I understood that question.

882
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,320
Speaker 2: But some days I just want to stop this planet.

883
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 2: Let me off.

884
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:48,280
Speaker 5: Like Kid Rock was not did not buy into testical

885
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 5: tanning the same way Tucker seems to.

886
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 2: How oh god is That's what I said?

887
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,840
Speaker 4: I said he was brought out to be the sole reason.

888
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 3: But we thought you were joking because it's Kid Rock.

889
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,919
Speaker 2: You were joking. Believe you.

890
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 4: No, he's the only person that doesn't buy it.

891
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 3: Kid Rock. It stands with science.

892
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:12,719
Speaker 2: It is indeed Sweet Home, Alabama all summer long.

893
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 5: Tucker was not the first person to advocate for testicular

894
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 5: tanning as the solution to an allegedly problematic dip in

895
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 5: testosterone levels. Dating back to twenty fifteen, you can find

896
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 5: articles online such as quote former MLB player Gabe Kapler

897
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 5: says men who want to get stronger should tan their

898
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 5: testicles from Complex and quote I put a giant red

899
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 5: light on my balls to triple white testostero levels from

900
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 5: a Men's Health twenty seventeen.

901
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 3: Is that written by Ben Greenfield Benny Johnce because he

902
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:45,880
Speaker 3: normally pops up with these things, which one the Men's

903
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 3: Health one. Let me let me see a guy who

904
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:50,799
Speaker 3: injected dick to make it bigger. I have it in

905
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 3: my show notes here.

906
00:48:51,760 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 5: This was written by someone named Ben Greenfield.

907
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:04,360
Speaker 2: This balland one James So proud of you today, Buddy.

908
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 4: I'm so happy we have you on our team.

909
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 2: Jez, are you taking Are you taking performance enhancing drugs?

910
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 2: For this podcast?

911
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 3: Sadly, Robert, I'm not, but this is so funny. We

912
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 3: have stepped into a gold mine of contact with Ben Greenfield,

913
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 3: the guy who injected his own dick with stem cells

914
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 3: to make it bigger.

915
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 4: That's so funny.

916
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,720
Speaker 3: I urge you. I compel you. If you have any

917
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 3: free time in your day, just google Ben Greenfield penis.

918
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 3: There will be several articles. It's supposed to be reptable outlets.

919
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:38,360
Speaker 3: It will just fucking make you unwell.

920
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,360
Speaker 4: Well, that's that is great to hear it.

921
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:44,319
Speaker 5: But despite not being the first person to talk about

922
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 5: testicular tanning, Tucker was certainly the most impactful. After the

923
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 5: airing of the End of Men, Testicular tanning showed a

924
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 5: seven thousand increase in relative search interest on Google and

925
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 5: thirty five thousand increase in tweets on the topic. Now,

926
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 5: surely some of these things are stuff like what are

927
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:04,759
Speaker 5: making fun of it?

928
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 2: Right some tweeks, I'm sure.

929
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,799
Speaker 5: A lot Also a lot of it's also people who

930
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:13,920
Speaker 5: are just talking about it genuinely. To quote a study

931
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 5: published in JMIR, a dermatology publication, quote, the promotion of

932
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 5: testicular tanning generated significant public interest in an evidence lacking

933
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:26,800
Speaker 5: and potentially dangerous health trend. Dermatologists and other healthcare professionals

934
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 5: should be aware of these new viral health trends to

935
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:34,840
Speaker 5: best consultations and combat health misinformation. Unquote so like in

936
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 5: terms of actual data, A twenty seventeen meta analysis of

937
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:42,880
Speaker 5: studies on sperm counts found that in North America, Europe, Australia,

938
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 5: and New Zealand, men's sperm counts have declined by about

939
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:50,399
Speaker 5: fifty percent between nineteen seventy three and twenty eleven. Now,

940
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 5: these results have not been enough to really cause broad

941
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:56,319
Speaker 5: concern unless you're like a right wing influencer for men,

942
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 5: because there doesn't really seem to be an equal drop

943
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 5: in testostere level compared.

944
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:04,919
Speaker 2: To problems mankind has had on the whole. Not enough

945
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 2: semen comshat, it's not one of the.

946
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:11,359
Speaker 5: Yes and like compared to previous decades. There is this

947
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 5: maybe like a twenty percent decrease in total testosterone levels

948
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 5: amongst adolescent and young adult males, but that's highly fluxtual

949
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 5: and it's impacted heavily by diet.

950
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:22,479
Speaker 4: It's It's suspected that.

951
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:28,520
Speaker 5: Pollution and environmental degradation are also suspected of being contributing factors,

952
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 5: with plastics like a thighlight being known to interfere with

953
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 5: the production of hormones like distosterone. But this this area

954
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 5: of research is still heavily contested, but still that has

955
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:43,719
Speaker 5: not stopped fitness YouTubers and conservative influencers from tying this

956
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 5: to like the soy boy feminization of men and drumming

957
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 5: up panic to grow their social media followings, sell their

958
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 5: supplements and advertise affiliate products. The krem Dela Creme of

959
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:58,239
Speaker 5: red lights for testicular tanning is the Juve Light, a

960
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 5: light that is a light therapy panel company which sells

961
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:07,880
Speaker 5: these LEDs. They're they're like this, They're like this upscale

962
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 5: wellness brand. The smallest model they have costs over one

963
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:15,320
Speaker 5: thousand dollars, with the full body ones going for around

964
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 5: ten grand.

965
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:20,080
Speaker 3: This is when you know it's a grift. If someone

966
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:22,799
Speaker 3: is telling you that they need to sell you sunlight,

967
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:24,759
Speaker 3: they are having a fucking laugh.

968
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:31,840
Speaker 5: Our friend Ben Greenfield advocates a quote that advocates that

969
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:34,320
Speaker 5: you spend the big bucks on drew lest you quote

970
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:37,400
Speaker 5: fry your balls to a crisp with a cheap knockoff.

971
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 2: You wouldn't want to do that, would you?

972
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:42,120
Speaker 11: Like?

973
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:42,920
Speaker 3: This is unwild?

974
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:45,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, it seems like it's maybe a bad idea.

975
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 2: I can teach you how to how to how to

976
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 2: cook your balls safely without spending any money at all.

977
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:53,239
Speaker 2: Get a pair of double A batteries, take them right

978
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:56,759
Speaker 2: out of your out of your your your your your

979
00:52:56,760 --> 00:53:00,799
Speaker 2: remote control. You stick the active in bottle of water,

980
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 2: and then you put your hand on your testicles and

981
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:08,839
Speaker 2: it'll complete the circuit and power your testicles up with electricity,

982
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:11,279
Speaker 2: which you can then ejaculate instead of come.

983
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 5: They'll probably give you superpowers too.

984
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:15,880
Speaker 2: Almost certainly, Garrison.

985
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:19,000
Speaker 4: Legally, this is not a recommendation to do this. If

986
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 4: you do this, that shit's not on us. You did

987
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:22,560
Speaker 4: that your infliction.

988
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:24,799
Speaker 3: Please do not connect batteries to you.

989
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:28,840
Speaker 5: Dick to quote that JMIR study evaluating the public's interest

990
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:31,920
Speaker 5: into secular tanning quote. The interest in this topic may

991
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:35,319
Speaker 5: be partially explained by the men's attention and advertising men's

992
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:39,440
Speaker 5: sexual health and hormone replacement or homone enhancing therapies receive

993
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:43,360
Speaker 5: in the US. Although subsequent media coverage largely disfavored testicular

994
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:46,839
Speaker 5: tanning due to lacking evidence and potential dangers, other health

995
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:50,360
Speaker 5: influencers came to defend and encourage the practice of testicular tanning,

996
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:55,280
Speaker 5: specifically by using UV light as an unquote. As an example,

997
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:59,920
Speaker 5: here is a clip from fitness YouTuber Elliott Hulsey's Strength

998
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:03,360
Speaker 5: Camp with one point seven million followers.

999
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 11: Blast your balls with sunshine to increase testosterone. Now you

1000
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:11,360
Speaker 11: can drop your draws and let your balls get kissed

1001
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:13,600
Speaker 11: by the sun. Or you can try one of these

1002
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:16,280
Speaker 11: light panels to roast my nuts and be more manly.

1003
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:20,120
Speaker 11: Nineteen thirty nine study suggests the UV light exposure to

1004
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:24,160
Speaker 11: your testicles increases testosterone by two hundred percent. If you

1005
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 11: want to join me in this experiment, you can find

1006
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:26,840
Speaker 11: one of these bad.

1007
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,520
Speaker 2: Boys Joseyhealth dot com.

1008
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:31,279
Speaker 11: Then just go to personal labs dot com, get your

1009
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 11: blood tested, get your testosterone. Then after eight to twelve weeks,

1010
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:37,320
Speaker 11: check it again and find out if the nut rusting

1011
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 11: really works.

1012
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 5: So this whole idea goes back to this one nineteen

1013
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:45,640
Speaker 5: thirty nine Studies eighteen thirty nine.

1014
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Now let's get let's you get shied

1015
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 3: to nineteen thirty nine.

1016
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:49,719
Speaker 11: Man.

1017
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:52,400
Speaker 5: And if there's one thing I trust, it's science from

1018
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:53,600
Speaker 5: nineteen thirty nine.

1019
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 3: Yep, got any comments on or on race in this study.

1020
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 5: So this study was public in the journal ender Chronology,

1021
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 5: and it found that frequent UV irritation to the genitals

1022
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:11,720
Speaker 5: increased urinary and rosterone, a metabolite of distosterone, increases levels

1023
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:14,799
Speaker 5: by nearly two hundred percent quote unquote. Now you'll be

1024
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:17,520
Speaker 5: shocked to learn that there may be problems with this study.

1025
00:55:19,239 --> 00:55:21,880
Speaker 5: Guess how many test subjects were included in this In

1026
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:25,359
Speaker 5: this study, I'm gonna be generous and say eight, So

1027
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:27,440
Speaker 5: miass eight. James V.

1028
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,319
Speaker 3: Greenfailed just one? One?

1029
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:31,880
Speaker 5: You say one, Robert, how many? How many do you

1030
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:32,800
Speaker 5: think are in the study?

1031
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:35,720
Speaker 2: Geez, I think like seven was sacred to the Nazis,

1032
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 2: So I'm going to say.

1033
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:39,640
Speaker 5: That five, A grand total of five people are in

1034
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 5: the study.

1035
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:42,799
Speaker 2: Wow, I give the too much credit. They had to

1036
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:44,920
Speaker 2: pick this sacred discordian number. Bullshit.

1037
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:48,960
Speaker 5: Three of them are fifty four years old and have

1038
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:50,920
Speaker 5: manic depressive psychosis.

1039
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:54,880
Speaker 4: The other two are.

1040
00:55:54,800 --> 00:56:00,160
Speaker 2: Twenty honestly not a bad Nazi apparently representative sample for

1041
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 2: Tucker's audience.

1042
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:03,239
Speaker 3: I was about to say the same thing. This is

1043
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:04,800
Speaker 3: actually watches his show.

1044
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:07,160
Speaker 5: The other two or twenty eight and forty five and

1045
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 5: have a quote psychopathia with depressive features, which is very

1046
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:14,200
Speaker 5: again old timey term.

1047
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:17,279
Speaker 4: Everyone on Twitter, et cetera, et cetera.

1048
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:19,600
Speaker 5: But I think what actually happened is I think they

1049
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:22,160
Speaker 5: did this study at an asylum and just found people

1050
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 5: with depressive psychosis to do the study on. It's just

1051
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:30,040
Speaker 5: these five, these five rand people. No, no individual graft

1052
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:32,800
Speaker 5: results were produced. It only showed the quot unquote typical

1053
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 5: reaction and there wasn't even a control group for the study.

1054
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 2: Was good silence.

1055
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:44,520
Speaker 5: Who not to mention there's many problems with like measuring

1056
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 5: to stosterone in the first place, because it changes broadly

1057
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:48,880
Speaker 5: day to day and by age, and it's very kind

1058
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:53,840
Speaker 5: of unreliable. To quote the JMIR study again quote beyond

1059
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 5: this questionable study, research has shown that exposure to UV

1060
00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:02,440
Speaker 5: radigation may increase sex steroid hormone levels. However, these studies

1061
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:05,799
Speaker 5: either do not include human participants or do not specifically

1062
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:09,719
Speaker 5: evaluate u V radiation exposure to the genitals. There is

1063
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:12,600
Speaker 5: there is not a single other study since then that

1064
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:16,080
Speaker 5: has done anything resembling like peer reviewed science.

1065
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 3: You know what, why.

1066
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 2: Everybody go to go to go fund me help cool

1067
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 2: Zone determine whether or not testical tanning works and we'll

1068
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:29,000
Speaker 2: get that control group.

1069
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,040
Speaker 4: Okay, so what my my other question about this, aren't

1070
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:35,080
Speaker 4: aren't all these people getting fucking ball cancer?

1071
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 2: We are?

1072
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 9: We are Okay, we are about to get to that,

1073
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 9: because yes, you may think that shining you for lights

1074
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 9: on your balls might have some long term problems.

1075
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:49,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's great that a lot of South Durants come

1076
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:50,360
Speaker 3: back to the episode again.

1077
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 5: So uh Vice interviewed Seth Cohen, a urologist and the

1078
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:58,800
Speaker 5: director of the Sexual Dysfunction Program at n y U

1079
00:57:58,880 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 5: Langdon Health.

1080
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 4: Quote.

1081
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:02,360
Speaker 5: I'm not aware of any science or data or any

1082
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:06,880
Speaker 5: journal publications proving that red light therapy improves male testosterone

1083
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 5: en quote. We change recommendations on medical therapies based on

1084
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 5: double blind, placebo controlled randomized trials, large studies with thousands

1085
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:18,400
Speaker 5: of patients. That's where you'll find if there's any really

1086
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:22,600
Speaker 5: statistical significance between red light therapy and a placebo Could

1087
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:24,840
Speaker 5: these men who underwent red light therapy and came out

1088
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:27,680
Speaker 5: and felt stronger and more manly, could that have been

1089
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 5: a placebo effect? Of course it could unquote. So and

1090
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 5: as Mia mentioned, we have not really even gotten into

1091
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:38,720
Speaker 5: the potential dangers yet. Close direct heat to your testicles

1092
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:42,880
Speaker 5: actually damages sperm count, on top of the risk of

1093
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 5: giving yourself ball cancer by blasting concentrated UV light on

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Speaker 5: your genitals for twenty minutes a day, every day of

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Speaker 5: the week, which is what is recommended to quote that

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Speaker 5: study one last time quote. Research shows that excessive exposure

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Speaker 5: to you V radiation may lead to higher rates of

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Speaker 5: genital tumor formation and decreased sperm counts, as spermo to

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00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:12,240
Speaker 5: genesis is temperature dependent. Thus, given the current obsession with

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Speaker 5: optimizing male hormone levels, the high cost of red light therapy,

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00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:20,520
Speaker 5: and misleading information labeling of testicular retanning by prominent influencers,

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00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:22,840
Speaker 5: there may be an increase in men exposing themselves to

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Speaker 5: UV radiation and developing associated complications unquotes.

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Speaker 2: Right, heroic, So guys.

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Speaker 5: Almost done here. But man, it's pretty it's pretty funny

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00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:35,640
Speaker 5: that all of the worst people you know are going

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Speaker 5: to get ball cancery.

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Speaker 3: Don't stop them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I you know, there was a period of time

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Speaker 2: in my life when I'd said where I will never

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00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:48,280
Speaker 2: which cancer on anybody. But if you are deliberately exposing

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00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:50,600
Speaker 2: your testicles for the sun to the sun and the

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Speaker 2: hope of getting superpowers because of Nazi science, it's okay.

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Speaker 2: It's it's okay, Like I'm not going to mourn that.

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Speaker 5: To be fair, that I thirty nine study was from

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Speaker 5: the United States, so.

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Speaker 2: He's talking about the other Nazi science.

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Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, yeah, well yeah, And I think I think

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Speaker 5: a part of this whole narrative of like the total

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Speaker 5: collapse of men's testosterone levels, as as Tucker puts.

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Speaker 4: It, wish yeah, so much easier.

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Speaker 5: But I think this is more about men in power

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Speaker 5: feeling that their position of assumed superiority is being threatened. Really,

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Speaker 5: all of our quack science and conspiracy theory stories today

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Speaker 5: all revolve around this, like subliminal dog whistle. It's no

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01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:42,080
Speaker 5: mistake that Tucker titled his program the End of Men.

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Speaker 5: In all the stories we're covering today, it is the

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Speaker 5: fear of emasculation that is the hook used to drum

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Speaker 5: up fear and anger about how liberal feminism is eroding manhood.

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Speaker 5: It targets some of young men's sexual insecurities while promoting

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Speaker 5: this like anti woke return to the old ways of

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Speaker 5: rugged masculine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I might add because I think you're missing one

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Speaker 2: aspect of it. I think you're identifying what he's signaling

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Speaker 2: to his listeners and what they get out of it.

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Speaker 2: But I also think that what he and the other

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Speaker 2: folks who are kind of in positions of power and

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Speaker 2: influence in the right get out of this because they're

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Speaker 2: not they don't believe this, they're not actually motivated by that.

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Speaker 2: Now what this is, and because we do not know

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Speaker 2: specifically why, like testosterone rates, maybe lower white sperm counts

1142
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:30,160
Speaker 2: are definitely lower, but it likely has to do with

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01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:35,200
Speaker 2: a massive variety of industrial pollutants in the environment, and

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01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:40,840
Speaker 2: with the fact that industrial agriculture and the process nature

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01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:42,440
Speaker 2: of a lot of our foods is having a negative

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01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:46,720
Speaker 2: impact on all these things, like it's consequences of capitalism, right,

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01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:50,520
Speaker 2: and because the consequences are getting increasingly hard to ignore,

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01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:53,600
Speaker 2: the thing that people like that need to do is

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Speaker 2: find either a cure for them or another way to

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01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:58,920
Speaker 2: blame or another thing to blame them on.

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Speaker 5: Right.

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01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:02,400
Speaker 2: And so if the aspect the things that are horribly

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01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:06,280
Speaker 2: unhealthy about the society that we have built is causing

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01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:11,040
Speaker 2: men to suffer consequences in their bodies, the thing to

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01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:13,360
Speaker 2: do on the right is to blame that shit on

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01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:17,320
Speaker 2: the liberals emasculating men. And the solution is whatever kind

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01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:19,360
Speaker 2: of shit we can sell you, right, Like, that's what's

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01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:23,120
Speaker 2: going on here, that's the motivation, and it happens outside

1159
01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:26,800
Speaker 2: of like manshit too, like that's all the right has anymore.

1160
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:31,280
Speaker 2: Like their economic theories have been proven disastrously wrong. They

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01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:34,880
Speaker 2: have no actual ability to govern in a meaningful way

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Speaker 2: other than by causing harm to people. So it's entirely

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01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:40,880
Speaker 2: about taking the consequences of the world that they advocate

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01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:44,000
Speaker 2: and blaming them on someone else and selling you snake

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01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:44,960
Speaker 2: oil to deal with it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, And so that is most of the of

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01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:53,920
Speaker 5: the testicular tanning fun that I got into.

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Speaker 3: We have covered all the things that Bank Greenfield did

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Speaker 3: to his dacutat in twenty seventeen.

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Speaker 2: We'll get back on this subject, but it is time

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Speaker 2: for us to end. This is already over an hour.

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Speaker 2: So I want to leave you all, all of you,

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Speaker 2: all of you beautiful. First, I want to thank all

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01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:11,919
Speaker 2: of our beautiful correspondence for their research. And I want

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Speaker 2: to leave all of you with this simple piece of advice.

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Speaker 2: If you feel like your testicles aren't getting enough solar radiation,

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01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:23,520
Speaker 2: simply purchase a glass cutter and an old microwave, cut

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01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:27,000
Speaker 2: a circular hole in the microwave, and you bag it

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01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:30,960
Speaker 2: while it's on. You'll be okay. That is our legally

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Speaker 2: binding health advice. That's the end of the episode.

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