1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:05,560 Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This I'm your 2 00:00:05,559 --> 00:00:08,880 Speaker 1: guest host could filling in for a little while now 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,600 Speaker 1: for Kevin. Let's meet everybody this week. First up, it's 4 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:16,560 Speaker 1: James Haney. James, have you ever gone to a rent 5 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:20,520 Speaker 1: fair or a similar meat ever convention? I have never 6 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:23,880 Speaker 1: been to a rent fair, but I went to a 7 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:28,639 Speaker 1: some sort of It was like that, but it wasn't 8 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:32,839 Speaker 1: Civil war. I guess it was just like uh, the past, 9 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:35,479 Speaker 1: I don't remember. It was like a lot of the 10 00:00:35,479 --> 00:00:40,519 Speaker 1: past festival. Well it was so much and I don't know. 11 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:43,879 Speaker 1: It was like a colonial thing whatever, Like people were 12 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:47,720 Speaker 1: dressed like in colonial where. Yeah, I guess it was like, yeah, 13 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:49,600 Speaker 1: that's exactly what it was. And they was like selling 14 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:52,640 Speaker 1: like Buffalo burgers and like weird things. But yeah, it 15 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:54,480 Speaker 1: was not a rent fair because that's what I thought 16 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:56,080 Speaker 1: it was going to be when I went, like knights 17 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,800 Speaker 1: and like you know, medieval times. But it was just 18 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:05,639 Speaker 1: like you know, poor people. Sounds fun. It was great. 19 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:11,000 Speaker 1: Next up Chris Alvarado, Chris, have you ever pranked someone 20 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:14,759 Speaker 1: or been pranked? Yeah? I've been pranked. I think pranks 21 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 1: are mean and stupid and I don't like them. Agreed. Yeah, Um, 22 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:21,440 Speaker 1: and I knew there was a prankster at my college. 23 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:25,800 Speaker 1: And and if you're a prankster, if that's your deal, 24 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:30,360 Speaker 1: you're typically evil in general. You know what I mean? 25 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:32,280 Speaker 1: If you get off on other people suffering and pain, 26 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:35,959 Speaker 1: I don't think that's fun. So don't fucking prank me. 27 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,399 Speaker 1: You don't fucking do anything like that anybody. Okay, that's mean. 28 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 1: I struck a nerve. What what happened? What was the plan? 29 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,560 Speaker 1: You don't get You don't got to relive it. It 30 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,920 Speaker 1: was it was a summer full of pranks. We were 31 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:55,400 Speaker 1: doing these one acts at this those college, so I 32 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,400 Speaker 1: don't even recall the It was like every time I'd 33 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,080 Speaker 1: walk into it and oh, let me tell you this 34 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:02,080 Speaker 1: really quick. So we were doing short of short form 35 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:06,480 Speaker 1: uh improv show and and my teacher, Kevin Hoggard, I 36 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,960 Speaker 1: used to teach Steve Carrell, and fourty year old virgin 37 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,600 Speaker 1: just came out and there was like there was whispers 38 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:14,040 Speaker 1: that Steve Carrell might join us at the small community 39 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:18,000 Speaker 1: college for a show one night. So there was multiple 40 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,400 Speaker 1: shows per night. Different Anyway, I left after my show 41 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:24,440 Speaker 1: and I went to a barrow. Some friends were seeing karaoke. 42 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:27,440 Speaker 1: Then the prankster calls me. He calls me and says, 43 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:29,720 Speaker 1: and I hear him. I hear him, go tell him. 44 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:34,480 Speaker 1: He goes, hey, Steve Carrell's here, and I was like, okay. 45 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,359 Speaker 1: He's like no, honestly, we're gonna go to Danny's with 46 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:40,760 Speaker 1: him afterwards. And I hear people laughing. The next day, 47 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:43,880 Speaker 1: I show up every person there was no where like 48 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:46,120 Speaker 1: there was an iPhones back then. Everyone had a digital camera. 49 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:49,239 Speaker 1: Showed me all the photos of them and Steve Carrell 50 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,720 Speaker 1: sitting in a booth at Danny's on stage. I'm not 51 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:55,560 Speaker 1: kidding you. Like he walked out on stage during a 52 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,680 Speaker 1: show and everyone this is when he was like, I mean, 53 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,760 Speaker 1: he's terrific, but like just really big, blowing up and 54 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:04,640 Speaker 1: like all because I didn't trust this guy. The brainster. 55 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:08,560 Speaker 1: The ultimate is the boy that calls cries Steve Carrell 56 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,919 Speaker 1: and you're like, I don't believe you this time, and 57 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:17,880 Speaker 1: he was, I tell you all right. Next up, Jackie Gonzalez, truth, Jackie, 58 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:22,440 Speaker 1: what song or movie makes you misty when you think 59 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 1: of it? Um? Wow, I recently watched It has to 60 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:35,200 Speaker 1: be something that's like recent within me. I don't think 61 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:39,320 Speaker 1: that there's one that like will get me unless I'm 62 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:43,280 Speaker 1: like talking with somebody about it. So recently I've watched 63 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:48,160 Speaker 1: UM and don't get me wrong, I cry pretty hysterically 64 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 1: during the movies and for like weeks afterwards again talking 65 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:54,760 Speaker 1: about it, but none that like every time. But I 66 00:03:54,800 --> 00:04:00,280 Speaker 1: recently watched and it destroyed me. It was I had 67 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:04,960 Speaker 1: already seen it, I knew, but didn't matter. Um, it 68 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:08,120 Speaker 1: ruined my life. No, it's a great movie, but I 69 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:11,920 Speaker 1: did cry like UM to the point where, and I know, 70 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,840 Speaker 1: my face after crying, I looked in the mirror and 71 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:20,000 Speaker 1: I was unrecognizable. I was so I was the color 72 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:23,599 Speaker 1: of my deep maroon shirt. My face, it just looked 73 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,800 Speaker 1: like my head was about to pop off my body 74 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:31,320 Speaker 1: like it looked like a cartoon ready to explode. Um. 75 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,160 Speaker 1: And definitely for like a week after see you, Oh 76 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:38,560 Speaker 1: you know which one. I'm so sorry, beautiful boy, Steve Corral. 77 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:41,280 Speaker 1: We gotta give props to our Steve Coral and Timothy 78 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:45,680 Speaker 1: Timothy Timothy Shallow. Ma yikes, that one will get me 79 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:50,400 Speaker 1: every time. A month after I watched that movie. Cole 80 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:53,080 Speaker 1: is the lead. Oh my god, look at all these 81 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:57,919 Speaker 1: little strings. Cole is the name. No, it is not 82 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,200 Speaker 1: a name of anybody in that movie. But somebody came 83 00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:03,960 Speaker 1: up to my restaurant and said, Hi, I'd like the order. 84 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,600 Speaker 1: I'll tell you, don't worry, Hi, I'd like to order. 85 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,400 Speaker 1: And I said, what's your name? And they said Cole. 86 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:15,280 Speaker 1: In the movie Mr Holland's Opus, Mr Holland sings beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, 87 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:20,359 Speaker 1: beautiful Cole. And because of that connecting with beautiful boy, 88 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:27,680 Speaker 1: I started to cry in this stranger's face. He didn't 89 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,760 Speaker 1: tip me. No, I don't know what, but I definitely 90 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:34,840 Speaker 1: cried in his immediately, just like Cole. And I was like, oh, 91 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:38,880 Speaker 1: I started to cry. I think I can speak for everyone. 92 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:45,800 Speaker 1: I said, that was a journey well worth taking. Next up, Hey, 93 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:50,760 Speaker 1: Craig Kaikowski. Everybody, Craig, what's your favorite theatrical experience. You've 94 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:55,560 Speaker 1: ever seen some play or something? Oh? Oh, you know, 95 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:58,200 Speaker 1: I saw a lame As at the Kennedy Center in 96 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:01,200 Speaker 1: before it went to odd Way. They tried it out 97 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:05,279 Speaker 1: in Washington first, and that was pretty great. I've seen 98 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:09,080 Speaker 1: lame As many times since then. And that turntable never 99 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,680 Speaker 1: gets old, and that that probably would also be my 100 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:13,279 Speaker 1: answer for something that to meet it. It makes me 101 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:20,360 Speaker 1: cry just thinking about Epenine and Cosette and Gavroche four 102 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:25,560 Speaker 1: little four little Gavroche. Jean Valjean, I can sing the 103 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:29,640 Speaker 1: entire you know, Jean very, Jean Valjean showdown. If we 104 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:32,680 Speaker 1: have time, If I could have the time that was granted, Jackie, 105 00:06:33,279 --> 00:06:39,920 Speaker 1: just take it. I do, Valjean at last, receive each 106 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:45,960 Speaker 1: other the plane. See, I'm better than frust Good to 107 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:50,000 Speaker 1: flow six so on. Joey Greer is up, guys, Mr 108 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:53,280 Speaker 1: Joey Greer. Joey, I heard a rumor that you're prone 109 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:56,080 Speaker 1: to sleepwalking? What do you end up doing? Who the 110 00:06:56,120 --> 00:07:00,320 Speaker 1: fund is saying that? Who told you that? I'm Eric 111 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:04,480 Speaker 1: Steve kraw S. Fuck him? Man. You know, like this 112 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,440 Speaker 1: is getting to a point now where I just I can't. 113 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:09,440 Speaker 1: I can't. I don't sleep walk. I just walk. I 114 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:15,920 Speaker 1: don't sleep. I'm walking normally walking. It's not me asleep. Okay, 115 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:18,600 Speaker 1: if you see me walking, I'm not asleep. You don't 116 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:21,240 Speaker 1: just throw water in my face or scare me, which 117 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:24,200 Speaker 1: is also not what you're doing someone sleepwalking. Are we 118 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:27,280 Speaker 1: all in a good place to do this episode? Or well, 119 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:31,640 Speaker 1: let me just say one thing. Apparently they're bringing construction 120 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:34,760 Speaker 1: things into the unit where I'm touching the wall to 121 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:37,400 Speaker 1: that unit, So there might be a point where I 122 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:40,920 Speaker 1: mute everything and just sit in the background. Sorry, how 123 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:43,080 Speaker 1: do you know? How do you know they're bringing construction things? 124 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,440 Speaker 1: Because my dogs started barking and I looked out the 125 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:48,800 Speaker 1: back window and they're bringing like tools and things indoors. 126 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:54,040 Speaker 1: So bring those construction things in here? What do you mean? 127 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:59,679 Speaker 1: What things? All? Right? Well, good luck to you, Craig. 128 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:04,760 Speaker 1: We'll be rooting for you. Let's do a damn show, Shelly. 129 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:07,640 Speaker 1: All of our c suggestions are gathered from listeners, emails, 130 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:10,080 Speaker 1: or from our Patreon v I P s. To become 131 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:13,200 Speaker 1: a Patreon supporter of the show and enjoy exclusive content 132 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:15,920 Speaker 1: and other perks, just head on over to Patreon dot 133 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:18,720 Speaker 1: com slash alchemy this. If you'd like to submit a 134 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:22,000 Speaker 1: scene suggestion via email, please write to the podcast at 135 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,920 Speaker 1: our new email address, Alchemy this at all right, Alchemy 136 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:33,400 Speaker 1: this email at gmail dot com. That's dot com. Scene 137 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:36,040 Speaker 1: one is from Patreon v I P Toivo, who wrote, 138 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:39,760 Speaker 1: Hello Kevin and the comedy Extrodinaires. Even though my paral 139 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:42,880 Speaker 1: heart still aches because of Vanessa's absence. You guys, keep 140 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:45,480 Speaker 1: it all trucking and trolling, still making the best show 141 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:51,040 Speaker 1: in podcast world. Today's scene suggestion from Finland, an expedition 142 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:53,840 Speaker 1: to the center of the Earth runs into a secret 143 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:58,000 Speaker 1: horder colony deep in the planet's crust. Yours faithfully and 144 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:04,040 Speaker 1: Joey rules, L O L that five ou from Finland's 145 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:05,840 Speaker 1: good more meters down we can make a camp here. 146 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:12,120 Speaker 1: Do you think you're gonna see I'd like to see 147 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:16,319 Speaker 1: some goblins. I'd like to see some goblins, some cre 148 00:09:16,559 --> 00:09:20,680 Speaker 1: just some just some creatures. Too late, We're too tired 149 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:23,120 Speaker 1: to have this conversation with you again. Okay, we're here 150 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:25,880 Speaker 1: to extract, extract some samples and hand back up. Yeah, 151 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:28,040 Speaker 1: but wouldn't it be fun if in addition to extracting 152 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:32,080 Speaker 1: samples we also saw some I do know, goblins, you know, 153 00:09:32,559 --> 00:09:37,760 Speaker 1: just push your luck, Trencher. Alright, look, for all we know, 154 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:42,000 Speaker 1: anything could be down there. Alright, we've cracked further down 155 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,480 Speaker 1: than any other expedition going down to the center of 156 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:46,760 Speaker 1: the earth. So anything down here, let's keep her. What's 157 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:53,360 Speaker 1: about to Probably we're going to take up to inspect. 158 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:57,560 Speaker 1: Probably not. Maybe we're going to see bacteria. Maybe we'll 159 00:09:57,720 --> 00:10:00,959 Speaker 1: see some sort where we just say, but if we 160 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:02,560 Speaker 1: run into a goblin, do you think that it would 161 00:10:02,559 --> 00:10:06,320 Speaker 1: fall in love with me? Well that's not who knows, 162 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:15,120 Speaker 1: but goblins, Oh, goblins, g shall find down there. He's 163 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:18,120 Speaker 1: an old, weathered mining captain. I know what I'm saying. 164 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,560 Speaker 1: He's just he's our hired porter. Just carry the ship 165 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:25,400 Speaker 1: and don't tell us anything with my crew. Back and 166 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:38,160 Speaker 1: out three and yeah, three and oh we went deep. 167 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:42,360 Speaker 1: I'm the only one who really thinks that's an issue 168 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:47,079 Speaker 1: here nineteen? How how old are you? There? Found something 169 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:50,920 Speaker 1: down there that keeps you the same age year when 170 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:54,559 Speaker 1: you found it? So something? Look, Henry, look see there's 171 00:10:54,559 --> 00:11:00,200 Speaker 1: something is that's it's made out of something, and you 172 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:03,160 Speaker 1: only find if you get down to the middle and 173 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:07,040 Speaker 1: survive the golden Anybody, wake up, look at me, look you, 174 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:12,920 Speaker 1: thank you. We are cheez Loise. Listen. We're all a 175 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,679 Speaker 1: little tired, we're exhausted, probably dehydrated. We don't need to 176 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,120 Speaker 1: go into these fairy tales. Now. We're gonna set up 177 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:21,000 Speaker 1: camp here first in the morning, we're going deeper. Okay, 178 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:25,160 Speaker 1: set up camp? What what, Marly what? I was just 179 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:28,439 Speaker 1: excited that tomorrow we're going deeper. I was just I'm 180 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,920 Speaker 1: looking forward to my sleep, and I hope that I 181 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:39,640 Speaker 1: dream of marrying a goblin. Keep away, keep away? What 182 00:11:39,679 --> 00:11:45,120 Speaker 1: the hell is that? Just based on my body, I 183 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:48,440 Speaker 1: think it's a goblin. Hold on a second, look at 184 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:51,240 Speaker 1: these Look at these footprints. There looks like their size 185 00:11:51,559 --> 00:11:58,000 Speaker 1: nine of that three toes what you might want to 186 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:01,880 Speaker 1: heat the goblin's warning? As I must say, I'm the 187 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:05,760 Speaker 1: only one that came back from my expedition, so it 188 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:12,400 Speaker 1: is a but anything, you know what I mean? Like 189 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,559 Speaker 1: maybe they all died because they were coming at it 190 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,600 Speaker 1: in an aggressive way. But if we come at it 191 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:20,360 Speaker 1: in a seductive Remember, come out of coursive way, everyone, 192 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:25,120 Speaker 1: this is my cave. There he is. Oh, oh my gosh, 193 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:28,800 Speaker 1: how do I look? Keep away? Keep away? Wait? Wait 194 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:34,040 Speaker 1: wait wait, I could see behind him. You weren't illustrated? 195 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:42,880 Speaker 1: What christine Christine quality except for the swimsuit issues. Slightly used, 196 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:48,480 Speaker 1: lightly used. So many dead cats around here. It's good 197 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:55,920 Speaker 1: to see it again. Globle tricks you who I remember? Yes? Yes, 198 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:59,719 Speaker 1: not long ago, not long I saw you? Yes? Yes? 199 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,600 Speaker 1: Are you putting on lipstick? And if I tie my 200 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:05,640 Speaker 1: shirt like this, it'll look like a bikini put your 201 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:10,120 Speaker 1: top to Yeah, so you know they're gonna ring the belt. 202 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,240 Speaker 1: We just pull that rope and then everyone will just 203 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:16,439 Speaker 1: start coming right back up pretty straightforward to ge here, 204 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:19,680 Speaker 1: you know. But yeah, so just take your time, you 205 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:23,440 Speaker 1: don't chill out. They're going all the way to the center. Yeah, 206 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:25,679 Speaker 1: they said you're gonna go down to the center and 207 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:28,880 Speaker 1: come come back up. So because they're like a like 208 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:34,840 Speaker 1: a hot core like yeah, yeah, that's what the theories 209 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:37,720 Speaker 1: have stated. But hey, they're saying this. We're just rope guys. 210 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:42,240 Speaker 1: You know. Do you think we did we give him 211 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:48,480 Speaker 1: enough slack? Oh yeah, that's like uh rope right, hey, 212 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:52,280 Speaker 1: coming through a construction things, make way, I got construction 213 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:55,280 Speaker 1: things hold but a hole here. Okay, we got a 214 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:58,160 Speaker 1: rope going down here, scientists down there, buddy, you can 215 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:01,000 Speaker 1: start me bringing construction stuff right. He did it announced himself, 216 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:06,160 Speaker 1: which is the that's proper protocol. He announced that's Osha. 217 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:09,880 Speaker 1: That's Osha right there. Yeah yeah, alright, at the kids later, 218 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:12,600 Speaker 1: good luck what you're doing. Hey, we're not a kid, buddy, 219 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:15,080 Speaker 1: We're a grown man. Are you understand that? Asshole? Hey? 220 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:19,400 Speaker 1: Fuck yous hey, fuck you? All right, look Maryland you 221 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,720 Speaker 1: can go on your date or whatever. But here's what 222 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,400 Speaker 1: I'm doing. I'm sticking to the game plan. I'm taking 223 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:27,160 Speaker 1: samples tomorrow morning, and I'm headed back up. Okay, it's 224 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,840 Speaker 1: going on. Can we just focus for a second. We 225 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Speaker 1: just found goblin Stone here, all right now, listen, alright, Look, 226 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:37,960 Speaker 1: I got a shotgun. This is the only long arm 227 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,560 Speaker 1: I god, I got two other revolvers. Okay, Now, I 228 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,280 Speaker 1: don't know who I trust with that, but we gotta 229 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:43,960 Speaker 1: focus up, all right, because we gotta go to the 230 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:46,320 Speaker 1: Goblin's then, and we gotta kill Why did you bring 231 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,800 Speaker 1: firearms in this expedition because we're going to the center 232 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:51,080 Speaker 1: of the earth. What are there's dinosaurs? Okay, what if 233 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:58,360 Speaker 1: there's a right second, everybody calmed down, Maryland. If you're 234 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:01,720 Speaker 1: going in there, take this a peace sofferging it's a 235 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:11,160 Speaker 1: Sports illustrated football phone. Okay, offering. I think he's into me. 236 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:18,920 Speaker 1: Whatever you do, don't mention the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues. 237 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,880 Speaker 1: Do not go in there. We don't know what the 238 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,920 Speaker 1: thing is. We don't know if it's human, we don't 239 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:29,720 Speaker 1: know what it eats. You're mind out, No, God, Jesus, listen, 240 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,960 Speaker 1: all right, this thing could kill you. I could kill 241 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:37,520 Speaker 1: I'm with her, what's up? She's an explorer and and 242 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:41,120 Speaker 1: and and she needs to go explore here. At least 243 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:44,680 Speaker 1: give her one of the your guns. Come to see 244 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:55,120 Speaker 1: my magazines? Yes, I or Hersheiser Sportsman of the Year. Yes, 245 00:15:55,800 --> 00:16:00,840 Speaker 1: Christine mint mint, I love mint chalk a chip ice cream. 246 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,680 Speaker 1: If we could maybe get some scoops we could share. 247 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:07,080 Speaker 1: I could lick one side and you could like the other. 248 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:16,360 Speaker 1: Here's the foot like to lick. I liked my precious, 249 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:20,760 Speaker 1: my precious, my precious football. All right? Now, what what 250 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:23,000 Speaker 1: are the chances he's not alone? What if this is 251 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,960 Speaker 1: an entire colony of people down here like this? Huh 252 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,920 Speaker 1: no fucking ship. That's why I said we shouldn't have 253 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,040 Speaker 1: Maryland go in there. What the hell is behind him? 254 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,800 Speaker 1: We don't even know. There's an entrance to a cave 255 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:35,000 Speaker 1: and entrance to the whole vein. The actual doctor here, 256 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:38,760 Speaker 1: the only one here with the PhD. Thank you, he's 257 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:44,520 Speaker 1: a Cairo practor I'm a doctor, asks the one guy 258 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:50,000 Speaker 1: who's been here before. But why just a border now? 259 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:53,560 Speaker 1: As a doctor who studied science to become a doctor, 260 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:58,320 Speaker 1: I don't believe in goblets. Okay, most reasonable explanation is 261 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:03,160 Speaker 1: this old man came down here years ago and this 262 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:06,080 Speaker 1: is probably a family member of his from the past. 263 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:13,040 Speaker 1: I don't know. Not goblins don't exist, thank you. Now 264 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:18,040 Speaker 1: you have three guns or did you give one to Maryland? Maryland? 265 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:22,440 Speaker 1: Of course, So you're saying we have two hundred meters 266 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:28,600 Speaker 1: of rope, yep, it's like a fifth of a kilometer. Yeah, yes, 267 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,879 Speaker 1: as far as they're getting I mean that's as far 268 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,680 Speaker 1: as well, that's the first farter. We just can't bring 269 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:38,040 Speaker 1: them back up, is what you're saying. Right, that's right, 270 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:41,680 Speaker 1: they can go further. So yeah, I guess. So look, 271 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,360 Speaker 1: all we gotta do is worry about if that bell 272 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:48,280 Speaker 1: rings start jacking that rope, and yeah, they'll be swinging 273 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,680 Speaker 1: all the way up here. And that's that. Don't want 274 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:54,520 Speaker 1: to sound paranoid, but is it possible that that rope 275 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:58,000 Speaker 1: isn't connected with them anymore? Because I it's I think 276 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:02,280 Speaker 1: plassible they went further than two d is I mean, 277 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:07,520 Speaker 1: how's that paranoisa? I don't know. I mean, I guess, yes, yes, 278 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:12,040 Speaker 1: come come, you must meet my friends, my friends while 279 00:18:12,119 --> 00:18:17,120 Speaker 1: meeting your friends already, this must be going so well. Yes, yes, 280 00:18:17,359 --> 00:18:28,280 Speaker 1: I like to lick. Yes, look look at his collection, 281 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:35,399 Speaker 1: Look at his collection? Wow, these are these are national geographics? Yes, yes, 282 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:44,399 Speaker 1: mint mint, pany babies. See the baby babies. Maybe that 283 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:51,240 Speaker 1: one can't read. I guess this is wonderful. I love 284 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:54,520 Speaker 1: it down here. I feel like I belong and I 285 00:18:54,600 --> 00:19:04,320 Speaker 1: knew that I would. What do you collect? Um? Sample samples, sample, 286 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:13,480 Speaker 1: rock samples, A lot of rocks, rocksogyst so um, some 287 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:20,400 Speaker 1: dirt samples, um, some glacial core samples. UM. I can't 288 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,840 Speaker 1: keep them in my house. I wish that I could. Um. 289 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:27,760 Speaker 1: I'm keep the lab Doug Fluti the past, that past, 290 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,720 Speaker 1: all right, you know what. I've had enough of this. 291 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,280 Speaker 1: I'm getting on here, all right. You can go deeper 292 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,960 Speaker 1: if you want. You can shoot everybody if you want. 293 00:19:35,119 --> 00:19:38,680 Speaker 1: What's up? I don't understand. There's no urgency between you two, 294 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,879 Speaker 1: No like too, so what we don't know if it's 295 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,600 Speaker 1: a goblin, We have no idea what it is. You're right, 296 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,960 Speaker 1: I'm not a scientist. Okay, I wish I'm gonna join. 297 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,560 Speaker 1: Let me just line your back up. Okay, they don't 298 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:53,440 Speaker 1: touch me, don't don't. That rope is way the hell 299 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:54,920 Speaker 1: up there. Okay, we let go of the road, but 300 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,960 Speaker 1: we climb down this whole way. I'm climbing back up. 301 00:19:57,040 --> 00:20:00,399 Speaker 1: I'm bringing the bell. I want by by by tonight, 302 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:07,760 Speaker 1: having a fucking burger. Construction things coming. Oh, shoot the rope. 303 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:13,920 Speaker 1: Oh now you're doing when you just drop the fucking rope? Man, 304 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:19,680 Speaker 1: you know, construction things come with? Did announce himself? What 305 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:25,280 Speaker 1: the fuck is? It's just a goblin, dumbasses, This is 306 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:31,400 Speaker 1: the fucking rope. Okay, we are We're fucked. We're suggest 307 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:35,000 Speaker 1: just start collecting because we're gonna be down here for 308 00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:37,719 Speaker 1: a while. My brains out. Give me the gun, give 309 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:40,200 Speaker 1: me no back up. Don't give it to him. I'm 310 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:44,320 Speaker 1: not gonna keep get realigned. You need to get realigned. 311 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:47,520 Speaker 1: Don't touch me, don't I'm not going to touch Pirety 312 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,000 Speaker 1: Prospectory guy. What what what do you say? He's a 313 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:55,280 Speaker 1: former mining captain. Okay, captain, what do we do? Well? 314 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:58,720 Speaker 1: We better make good with the goblins and start collecting things? 315 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,920 Speaker 1: Or that I'll eat you. They'll fucking eat so, they'll 316 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,120 Speaker 1: eat you. So they will eat you, so they will 317 00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:06,600 Speaker 1: eat you, they will eat you. Oh my god. All right, 318 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,239 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go find Maryland, you too, stay right here. 319 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:12,840 Speaker 1: Give me a gun. No, no, don't give it to him? 320 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,760 Speaker 1: What you need? Three guns? Yes, I do. You said 321 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:18,520 Speaker 1: you're gonna kill somebody, not going to now, I mean 322 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:21,400 Speaker 1: for my own protection exactly, which means you're gonna break 323 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,840 Speaker 1: and you're you're not getta gun. I'm finally Maryland, okay 324 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:36,119 Speaker 1: by my ankle? Oh oh my god. No, you should, 325 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:44,679 Speaker 1: you should. He probably needs I'm a back doctor. What 326 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,360 Speaker 1: are you doing? If we close the door, it will 327 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:52,320 Speaker 1: be easier to wait. There's a door here, gold me 328 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:58,639 Speaker 1: the way to go home. I'm tired. Sorry, I'm just 329 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:07,199 Speaker 1: shanting it. I wonder how Marylyn's doing. Start Start your collection, 330 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:13,280 Speaker 1: or you will be eating. I don't want to collect 331 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:20,160 Speaker 1: human remains. This is my friend. Collect him him. There's 332 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:23,640 Speaker 1: a gun. There's a gun in my pocket, right out 333 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:28,359 Speaker 1: of your misery. I understand. Kill them. They're gonna eat it. 334 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:33,560 Speaker 1: That's the most guaranteed that I'll actually kill you in restently. 335 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:39,600 Speaker 1: Sometimes you miss hey, Marilyn. Wait, so you're seeing they're 336 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,200 Speaker 1: actually good guys and they want us to come hang out. Yeah, 337 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,520 Speaker 1: I mean they just they have interest, they have copies 338 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:47,120 Speaker 1: and they just want to share your just like splutter 339 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:55,640 Speaker 1: blood on your chin. Oh yeah yeah, and uh again 340 00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:58,840 Speaker 1: when the construction crew came over knocked the rope down. 341 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,560 Speaker 1: So I don't think it's anything to blame on anyone 342 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:04,800 Speaker 1: who was a mistake, but could happen to anyone, could 343 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,040 Speaker 1: happen anyone, could have anyone. So um, but let's be honest. 344 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:12,000 Speaker 1: The mistake was done by the construction guy. He completely completely. 345 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:17,400 Speaker 1: There is somebody, of course, of course, So I mean, 346 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:25,320 Speaker 1: fuck useing ding ding. It's just not a collection. If 347 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:29,359 Speaker 1: I only have one, I need to three as many 348 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,840 Speaker 1: as I can get. Let me go, let me go. 349 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:36,119 Speaker 1: So come on, Roy, what do you want? Head shot 350 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,560 Speaker 1: or heard shot. I've already done the head Let me 351 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:41,879 Speaker 1: try and see if I can get that hard all right, 352 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:49,960 Speaker 1: all right, willing to call anyone on my precious. And 353 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:59,240 Speaker 1: that's our first scene, seem too. It's from listener Robin, 354 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:03,160 Speaker 1: who wrote Hello Dogs and Cats, First time, short time, 355 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:08,320 Speaker 1: long time, My good alchemists love the show, loved everything anyway. 356 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:13,840 Speaker 1: My scenes suggestion is as follows. Bullfighter branches out, other animals, 357 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:17,359 Speaker 1: other activities. Anything is good as long as it isn't 358 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:23,680 Speaker 1: fighting bulls. Thanks Ricardo, Why do you want to leave. 359 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:29,639 Speaker 1: I just kept endorsed this, this cruelty to animals. Luis, 360 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:36,040 Speaker 1: don't don't ever enter my room again. Okay, Ricardo, why 361 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:41,159 Speaker 1: why is this? You know I always thought growing up 362 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:46,400 Speaker 1: that he was about fighting the bull. But we killed 363 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:52,040 Speaker 1: the bull. Yes, that is what happens in the fight. Yes, 364 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:56,080 Speaker 1: we hook came with with poison, and this lowly gets 365 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:59,400 Speaker 1: weaker and weaker, and then we cut the head off 366 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:02,879 Speaker 1: the bull. Yes, and we hold it up for all 367 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:08,560 Speaker 1: to see. But we eat the bull after. Yes, not 368 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,840 Speaker 1: the poisonous parts. Not the poison, not the poisonous parts. 369 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:15,399 Speaker 1: It's true, but it's not good. I don't know what 370 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:23,199 Speaker 1: to say. You are disrespecting your family, disrespecting your city. Look, Miguel, 371 00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:29,399 Speaker 1: tonight I'm going to fight rabbits. What no, no, no, no, 372 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:34,760 Speaker 1: you can't fight a rabbit. I'm going to fight rabbits. No, no, no, no. 373 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:40,200 Speaker 1: Rabbits will be inside that are only there will be Toro. 374 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:48,320 Speaker 1: But they'll also be Louise Spanish. Louise, you entered that room, 375 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:54,800 Speaker 1: told me that I had to leave. Louise, you're so embarrassing. 376 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:59,399 Speaker 1: You embarrass yourself again. No, I didn't Tom bars myself 377 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:03,440 Speaker 1: a mom, I was just trying to make it. Listen, 378 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:07,960 Speaker 1: I'll tell you the real embarrassment is, well, let's just say, 379 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,800 Speaker 1: there won't be any torro fighting tonight. It's gonna be 380 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:19,840 Speaker 1: a bunny red What's what is? Huh? What? What? What? Louise? 381 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:26,360 Speaker 1: What we have here is a failure to communicate. Look, 382 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:34,600 Speaker 1: you make yourself a man? Are you? You're Luise? Correct? Great? Hi? Hi? 383 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,800 Speaker 1: How are you doing? I'm just you told him I 384 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,800 Speaker 1: was supposed to meet you here. You're you're my tour guide, 385 00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,320 Speaker 1: supposed to give me a little like insight toward the arena. 386 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,600 Speaker 1: And yes, I'm just I'm not just supposed to go inside. 387 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,440 Speaker 1: So we're gonna have to wait until that guards there 388 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,080 Speaker 1: takes his lunch break and there's a very short window. 389 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:55,000 Speaker 1: Well we'll be able to speak in for the tour. Okay, cool, 390 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,080 Speaker 1: it's amaute. How long have you lived your entire life 391 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:01,680 Speaker 1: into letter or Oh? Absolutely? That's how I get this 392 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:05,159 Speaker 1: this accent. I know it might be hard for you 393 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,359 Speaker 1: to hear it because of the community peace and skills 394 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:13,560 Speaker 1: I have, but just give it to me. Now's our chance. Come, come, come, Okay, hooray, 395 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,639 Speaker 1: But go ahead, ask me anything about the culture of 396 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:23,120 Speaker 1: of our place that we live in here. That's right? 397 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:30,520 Speaker 1: Are you famous for swordmaking here? No? No? What a 398 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:35,639 Speaker 1: famous for bullfighting? Look around at this colosseum tonight it 399 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,800 Speaker 1: will be full with people who will be cheering for 400 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:43,200 Speaker 1: the bullfighter in here. Actually, if babe, did you go 401 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:47,879 Speaker 1: out without me? Um? Yeah? Sorry, I didn't want to 402 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,840 Speaker 1: wake you up in the hotel. I just got back 403 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:53,000 Speaker 1: three pm. How did I sleep this late? I'm usually 404 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:58,520 Speaker 1: I don't know. Are you feeling okay? I'm feeling I'm 405 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,400 Speaker 1: feeling just groggy, but I don't feel sick. I feel 406 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,800 Speaker 1: like I don't know. I mean one time I was 407 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:08,080 Speaker 1: what is this? Is this a football telephone? So you're 408 00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:11,000 Speaker 1: you're gonna go on vacation, but you want a little 409 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:15,440 Speaker 1: time for yourself? Is that right? I understand? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, 410 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,720 Speaker 1: I got it. Look, there's a justification. Uh, you're on 411 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:23,439 Speaker 1: in thisification? You want to be on? Right? Thank you? Yeah? Right? 412 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,320 Speaker 1: All right? Now listen, I'm going to give you what 413 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:32,560 Speaker 1: I call um, I call it no more wife, but 414 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:38,640 Speaker 1: not like dead. What you just put this Whenever you 415 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,320 Speaker 1: want to go explore a part of the city without her, 416 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,560 Speaker 1: for instance, you just put a little bit into this too. 417 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:51,640 Speaker 1: I don't feel comfortable with this. We were we were biding, right, Louis, 418 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:56,280 Speaker 1: It's seven pm. Did you slip me some No more, mommy, 419 00:28:56,400 --> 00:29:00,280 Speaker 1: but not a dead No. I wouldn't do that, you mom, 420 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:08,440 Speaker 1: I had a tool. I don't know what, Luis. I'm 421 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:15,160 Speaker 1: not whine. I only got a short amount time to 422 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:18,760 Speaker 1: hang out. Please, okay, okay, hold on one a second. 423 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:23,160 Speaker 1: Justin how did you find my home? You gave me 424 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,080 Speaker 1: on the back of that business card which actually was 425 00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:28,480 Speaker 1: just like an Eyehop gift card or something that. It 426 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:32,200 Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Listen, my wife is passed out. She ate 427 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:37,520 Speaker 1: so much was gone. She's awakeness all right, miss, I understand. 428 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,160 Speaker 1: So look, here's what I'm gonna do for you. Okay, 429 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:42,120 Speaker 1: I'm gonna give your husband something I call normal wifey, 430 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,800 Speaker 1: but all it is is water droplets. Then you pretend 431 00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,719 Speaker 1: to pass out. Then you get to have the vacation 432 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,480 Speaker 1: you want to have because I like a hotel vacation, 433 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:53,880 Speaker 1: you know, I like to enjoy the facilities, the amenities. 434 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,240 Speaker 1: It's my only time to rest. I mean, I'm up 435 00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:01,840 Speaker 1: and going in my normal life every day from very early, 436 00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:07,120 Speaker 1: you know, so on vacation to chill out. Maybe I'll 437 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:10,120 Speaker 1: go out and eat a sandwich. But what else am 438 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:14,440 Speaker 1: I gonna do? Um? Yeah, I got a ticket. And 439 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:17,480 Speaker 1: also I think we should get another. Um, we should 440 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,000 Speaker 1: get someone else to help us with our with our 441 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:24,280 Speaker 1: travel in the future. Okay, why is that? Because I 442 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,520 Speaker 1: just Um, did you not have a good time? I 443 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:33,280 Speaker 1: had a great time. Had a great time. Huh. And 444 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:36,560 Speaker 1: the missus she's a great time too. Yeah. I spent 445 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:40,040 Speaker 1: a lot of money on portudo, but you know that's 446 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:46,239 Speaker 1: one in room, good people of Toledo. I have been 447 00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:49,440 Speaker 1: known as the greatest torrio door since U Kota Ba. 448 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:57,040 Speaker 1: But I am a torrio door no more. Tonight I 449 00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:09,600 Speaker 1: am corneja or as I will be fighting I rabbit. What, Louise, 450 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,800 Speaker 1: is this normal disease? Not the normal? I wanted my 451 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:16,320 Speaker 1: mama about this, but no one stopped. No one listen, Louise, 452 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:19,840 Speaker 1: you talk funny, Louise, you don't have good communication skills. 453 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:23,640 Speaker 1: Now look what we see. Also, in the interest of 454 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:30,840 Speaker 1: of avoiding animal cruelty, I will not be killing the conejo, 455 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:35,280 Speaker 1: I will merely be drugging it with conejo. No mass, 456 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:41,480 Speaker 1: but not the dead. But not the dead, no where 457 00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:51,640 Speaker 1: nowhere at all, Solimante. I'm sorry, but we don't have 458 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:55,560 Speaker 1: any more pressure. My husband really, I don't know. He 459 00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:59,680 Speaker 1: just sent me out to get pressure. Okay, well did 460 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:03,760 Speaker 1: you have to Rome to get to prosut way to Rome? Yeah, 461 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:08,960 Speaker 1: he puts sent me on a bullet train and spin. 462 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,160 Speaker 1: That's what. Did you get in the Spain? No? No, 463 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:17,080 Speaker 1: you get that, Ben, Yeah, no, no, no, you get 464 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:24,640 Speaker 1: in the Spain. That's it. This is the age old 465 00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:27,760 Speaker 1: disputed between my brother and I. I say this a 466 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:33,640 Speaker 1: little time is a Spanish. I'm sorry. My husband just 467 00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:39,160 Speaker 1: kind of tin where you'll get a prost in a 468 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:45,480 Speaker 1: Spain and a way to wrong. I know where I am. 469 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:50,120 Speaker 1: I know where I am. What do you what do 470 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:51,840 Speaker 1: you mean? You put it on a bullet train? Didn't 471 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,960 Speaker 1: I give you those droplets? Weren't they doing the job? Dude? 472 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,560 Speaker 1: I don't want to use those, Okay, and it freaks 473 00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,000 Speaker 1: me out? All right? And how the fund did you 474 00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,880 Speaker 1: get to my hotel? You're following us around here? Yeah, 475 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:06,000 Speaker 1: I've been following you all week? What the fuck? Making 476 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:08,920 Speaker 1: sure you're having a good time? But look we are, 477 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:13,880 Speaker 1: we are, so I just I felt like I needed 478 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,640 Speaker 1: to get away and so I got on the train 479 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:22,640 Speaker 1: and I've just been kind of roaming around Rome for 480 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:27,520 Speaker 1: the past three days alone, and I miss him. Ma'am, 481 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,360 Speaker 1: you've been saying that over and over, but there's still 482 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:31,840 Speaker 1: a murder on our hands. So tell me exactly where 483 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:40,520 Speaker 1: you were around two pm? Around on two pm, not 484 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:46,400 Speaker 1: around I think I was. Honestly, I was missing my 485 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:52,160 Speaker 1: husband so much. I was pretending he was beside me. Lieutenant, 486 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:56,920 Speaker 1: I'm not sure if this is your jurisdiction. Look, she's 487 00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:02,080 Speaker 1: from New Jersey. She not. I was walking till morning. 488 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:10,440 Speaker 1: It's like without him. Y you work for the Newark 489 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:14,120 Speaker 1: Police Department, z Krand. Yes, that's correct. All right, Well 490 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:20,120 Speaker 1: this is an interpol situation. Don't you think I love him? 491 00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:26,800 Speaker 1: Don't you think it would be interpol? Are you singing? 492 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,800 Speaker 1: Let me sorry? Just miss some time? Miss my husband 493 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:33,160 Speaker 1: so much. I miss my husband. This is my favorite 494 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:36,960 Speaker 1: SONGA from my Apple name it came. I feel like 495 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,520 Speaker 1: it's in me and I am all alone. You know, 496 00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:42,160 Speaker 1: I'm on my own and I'm thinking about him all 497 00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:45,240 Speaker 1: the time. And it's a heartbreaker because she loves Mary. 498 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:50,960 Speaker 1: Lieutenants were sending you overseas, but I gotta tell you 499 00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:54,200 Speaker 1: you know it's just a vacation. You're not supposed to 500 00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:57,000 Speaker 1: work any cases. Why you're over there, all right, you've 501 00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,680 Speaker 1: earned this day, came just take a break, my first 502 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:04,160 Speaker 1: time away from a Newark where I have spent my 503 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:10,080 Speaker 1: entire life. Yes, right, but you know there's other people 504 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:13,399 Speaker 1: over there that also worked for this department, and uh, 505 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,160 Speaker 1: you know you may cross paths with them, but like 506 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:21,000 Speaker 1: none of used to be working. This is just a vacation, alright, 507 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:23,799 Speaker 1: when you come back refreshed and work more of those 508 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:28,359 Speaker 1: really hardcore Newark cases that we're famous for. All right, 509 00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:32,800 Speaker 1: I want to go to Paris to see whether chiefs 510 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:35,960 Speaker 1: starting to rupt. We just found sixteen heads stuffed into 511 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:56,439 Speaker 1: a rabbit La Lucha Centro Juan Roberto Erto Cristo all 512 00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:00,960 Speaker 1: on Giggy Day. Louis, Are you sure this is okay? 513 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,759 Speaker 1: I mean, we just picked this tortus up. Oh, I 514 00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:07,800 Speaker 1: think this is don't worry. I understand everything she's saying, 515 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:11,800 Speaker 1: and it's like I have a hammer for well, I 516 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,359 Speaker 1: believe this is the point. We're not going to kill 517 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:20,040 Speaker 1: the bunny, really eat bunny rabbit. It's not a bunny rabbit. Yes, 518 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:24,040 Speaker 1: I know, we're not going to kill the hair. Reluis, 519 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:28,520 Speaker 1: you think about the rabbit. It tackle You're so embarrassing 520 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:37,960 Speaker 1: yourself again, Please just drink, just to drink the water. 521 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:42,560 Speaker 1: It's a fine. I'm not embarrassment. It's it's just to 522 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,360 Speaker 1: be the shame of the time. Need you to go 523 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,960 Speaker 1: up to wrong to get me some prefuto? Someone said 524 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:53,279 Speaker 1: the Darluis. I told you that I can just do 525 00:36:53,640 --> 00:37:00,680 Speaker 1: he trouble justin. I can hang out with you anymore. Everything. 526 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,560 Speaker 1: Please listen to me. Okay, I got a line of 527 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,479 Speaker 1: a huge case is going on in Newark, New Jersey. 528 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:08,320 Speaker 1: Are you gonna fly with me to the States? We 529 00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:13,880 Speaker 1: gotta solved this thing, but I'm supposed to go. Is 530 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,279 Speaker 1: you gonna have to push it? All? Right? This is 531 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:19,600 Speaker 1: a big time okase, but it is just are you 532 00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:24,960 Speaker 1: sure that I'm trained for days? Huh? Next week on 533 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:38,279 Speaker 1: Newark Internationals And that's our second scene everybody. Scene three 534 00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,520 Speaker 1: is from listener Kristin Kelly, who wrote the first of 535 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,120 Speaker 1: the month and you know what that means. Hello, Craig, 536 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:48,200 Speaker 1: You're a brilliant improviser and a highly knowledgeable cinephile. With 537 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:51,000 Speaker 1: that in mind, I have a scene suggestion, especially for 538 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:54,120 Speaker 1: you the e er of a hospital where a man 539 00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:57,440 Speaker 1: has just arrived with an unusual malady. For some reason, 540 00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:00,040 Speaker 1: he can only speak in movie quotes. He try, I 541 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,200 Speaker 1: has to explain what caused this, and the doctors trying 542 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:05,680 Speaker 1: to figure out how to cure him. Signed that, Kristen Kelly. 543 00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:11,000 Speaker 1: I mean it's pretty simple, right, Patients come in, all right, 544 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,120 Speaker 1: you say that way, this way, whatever it is, right, 545 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:16,520 Speaker 1: and that's it's just shi it really easy, real simple, yeah, 546 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,040 Speaker 1: but nothing to it. Am I supposed to do it 547 00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:25,120 Speaker 1: alone this year because I just feel like I didn't 548 00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,560 Speaker 1: do that well in my intern year, you know, like 549 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,440 Speaker 1: I passed the test. Yeah, and don't worry about it now. 550 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,160 Speaker 1: There should be somebody here at the desk with you. 551 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,040 Speaker 1: We got gunshot, wun't you the stomach? Gun shot on 552 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:41,040 Speaker 1: to the stomach, Thank you, thank you. Just that simple, alright, 553 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,520 Speaker 1: just that, just two ways they can go left or right, 554 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:47,520 Speaker 1: you know, Okay, don't worry. Nice you should probably have 555 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:50,600 Speaker 1: to do something my solo, right, But that's a bad it, 556 00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:52,759 Speaker 1: all right. Not that I got somebody in the back 557 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,160 Speaker 1: of my ambulance and I'm about to bring him in. 558 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:59,759 Speaker 1: But it's a little um I would call it an anomaly. 559 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:05,359 Speaker 1: Believe it's uh, there's a word ghost, but it's it's 560 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:11,839 Speaker 1: something really abnormal, malleble abnormality and abnormality. Thank you. I'm 561 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:13,840 Speaker 1: just a little charred. Okay, Well a second, are you 562 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,880 Speaker 1: telling me that there might be some kind of ghost 563 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,839 Speaker 1: in there in the back of my ambulance. A man 564 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:24,040 Speaker 1: can only speak. I can't say it. I can't say. 565 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:26,719 Speaker 1: You know what, I gotta I gotta clock. I gotta 566 00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:30,960 Speaker 1: somebody's gonna take over it. I've seen this before. If 567 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,840 Speaker 1: somebody's freaking out this much because of an anomaly, that 568 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,200 Speaker 1: can only mean some kind of poltergeist activity. All right, 569 00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,880 Speaker 1: So we we gotta those we gotta quarantine that ambulance 570 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:41,040 Speaker 1: and get the right doctors down here. All right, because 571 00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,520 Speaker 1: this this, I ain't gonna obviously say my ass, don't 572 00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:48,279 Speaker 1: they There's no place like home. There's no place like home. 573 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:52,279 Speaker 1: There's no place like home. Yeah, I understand that. I'm 574 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:54,600 Speaker 1: just waiting for them to let me wheel you in. Okay, 575 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:58,399 Speaker 1: And I I don't understand here's looking at me? Kid? 576 00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:06,160 Speaker 1: Why do you keep saying that his name is Robert Paulson. Okay, 577 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:13,840 Speaker 1: his name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. Alright, 578 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:18,879 Speaker 1: so listen, here's what's going I'm batman. Okay, Okay, we're 579 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,319 Speaker 1: gonna get huge tents. Okay, we're gonna just we're gonna 580 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:25,080 Speaker 1: quarantine this amulance. You both just stay here. They're flying 581 00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:32,000 Speaker 1: in the best you have. Man. Hello, damn man, you 582 00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:35,040 Speaker 1: just quit right there on the spot. That's great, man, 583 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:38,440 Speaker 1: I guess this beer's on me. Uh, thank you. I 584 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:41,719 Speaker 1: feel like a coward. I feel like a coward. Yeah. 585 00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,920 Speaker 1: We did run out in the middle of there. You are. 586 00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:47,520 Speaker 1: What's going on? We need you, doctor, We need you. 587 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:52,719 Speaker 1: I quit. I just quit, the most doctor in the world. 588 00:40:53,200 --> 00:41:00,799 Speaker 1: What wait, I was talking to you, just ran out 589 00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:03,600 Speaker 1: like I was a coward. But I thought maybe I 590 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:07,200 Speaker 1: could redeem myself. But doctor, doctor, I'm glad we tracked 591 00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:12,160 Speaker 1: you down. It's it's happening again. Jesus Christ. Let's get 592 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:15,480 Speaker 1: a shot over here. What are the odds that I 593 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:21,080 Speaker 1: sat down to us? Well? The best? It was too drunk. So, um, 594 00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:26,760 Speaker 1: you got me. I'm gonna help you. I a story 595 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:31,120 Speaker 1: intern tests. So it's gonna be good. It's gonna be 596 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:34,520 Speaker 1: You're talking to me, Yes, I'm talking to you. Um, 597 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,359 Speaker 1: I'm going let's see what else around here. You're talking 598 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:40,880 Speaker 1: to me, Yes, I'm just gonna been doing that for hours. 599 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,719 Speaker 1: I don't I don't understand it at all. I mean, 600 00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:46,480 Speaker 1: like it's it's just the start of a great friendship. 601 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:54,040 Speaker 1: What oh louis is just the start of a great friendship. 602 00:41:55,920 --> 00:42:00,200 Speaker 1: I'm gonna just take vitals, and I'm let me take 603 00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:04,240 Speaker 1: yours too. I'm thinking this might human head weighs eight pounds. 604 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,360 Speaker 1: A lot of people thought that that was true. I 605 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,200 Speaker 1: can tell you something, all right, Thank you for every 606 00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,520 Speaker 1: everybody coming here for this emergency. So it turns out 607 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:14,480 Speaker 1: this condition is contagious now right now, it's contained in 608 00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:18,279 Speaker 1: the plastic tents, but we don't know if it's going 609 00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,239 Speaker 1: to seep out that type of stuff. You know, those 610 00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,239 Speaker 1: tents are like not like you know, it's not like 611 00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:26,920 Speaker 1: a bulletproof, and it's like things can slip out sealed. 612 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,280 Speaker 1: I think you were looking for the word hermatically sealed. 613 00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:34,760 Speaker 1: So what I'm thinking here is we're gonna keep some distance, 614 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,960 Speaker 1: but we still need to know what's Keep thinking that 615 00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:40,440 Speaker 1: the ted's gotta be bulletproof and he's got chief resident. 616 00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:43,279 Speaker 1: It's all bullshit. It's all bullshit. It's all just it's 617 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,600 Speaker 1: because it's all academic crap. All right, that's the politics 618 00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:48,759 Speaker 1: of this are Are you still boring up because we're 619 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:52,040 Speaker 1: waiting for you? Okay, I'll fucking fund you all the 620 00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,200 Speaker 1: way up. That's your problem. That was your problem. Med 621 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,640 Speaker 1: school as your problem. Now Okay, you're a genius. Okay, 622 00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:59,560 Speaker 1: you've got a gift. Okay, but drink it away it off. 623 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,560 Speaker 1: Why don't you turn it on and get in there 624 00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:04,359 Speaker 1: and help somebody for once, Get in there and help 625 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:08,000 Speaker 1: somebody from once. Get in there and help somebody from 626 00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:13,600 Speaker 1: what I heard, you heard it, Go ahead and make 627 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:19,920 Speaker 1: my day. Adrian a ship. All right, this is doctor. 628 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,040 Speaker 1: What's going on? Their vitals are doing well. I did 629 00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:25,800 Speaker 1: run a central line just in case I need to 630 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:29,680 Speaker 1: give any more fluids more than just the regular. What 631 00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:33,640 Speaker 1: we've got here is failure to communicated. You fuck my wife. 632 00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:40,600 Speaker 1: You my wife as you wish, as you wish. It 633 00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:47,160 Speaker 1: turns out that this is oh there, you are the 634 00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:52,440 Speaker 1: paramedic driver the mt I'm drinking Okay, I want one 635 00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:55,799 Speaker 1: MARTEENA put that down. We need to drive. We need 636 00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:58,239 Speaker 1: you to drive. You're the only one who knows how 637 00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:01,440 Speaker 1: to drive. Stick shift and that van, that paramedic, that ambulance. 638 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,200 Speaker 1: No hold on seking, hold on a second, all right, 639 00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:05,640 Speaker 1: I mean you, someone's gotta pay this fucking tab alright 640 00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:07,919 Speaker 1: because I apparently a doctor ran out and pay ship 641 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,800 Speaker 1: and it's on him. So someone pay this for what? 642 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:17,600 Speaker 1: Put it on the government? What? Yeah, I'm man, someone's 643 00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:24,080 Speaker 1: gotta pay someone to pay. Hey, lou close, goddamnet. We 644 00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:26,719 Speaker 1: gotta get out of here. This is a medical emergency. Yeah, 645 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,879 Speaker 1: it's gonna be a medical emergence when I break your ribs, 646 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:33,120 Speaker 1: all right now, somebody's gotta pay for this. The President's 647 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:36,919 Speaker 1: on it. What the fuck are you talking? He Luke, 648 00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,640 Speaker 1: don't let these pieces here. We need to get a 649 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:49,040 Speaker 1: drive because phone huh wait, he's infected and you didn't 650 00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:52,399 Speaker 1: get affected? Because I can't handle the truth. I won't 651 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:56,160 Speaker 1: be good at this. Look, I'll get infected with a 652 00:44:56,239 --> 00:45:01,719 Speaker 1: credit harder cash a tab? What's the tab? Six? All right? 653 00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:05,600 Speaker 1: Put that on the United States Marine Corps? What the look? Man? 654 00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:10,719 Speaker 1: Give me a guy named credit let um. Temperatures are 655 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:13,880 Speaker 1: rising just a little bit. We're still not a field 656 00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:18,880 Speaker 1: and need to need for speed. I don't weld not 657 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,960 Speaker 1: a here. Wait a second here. Now, last time I 658 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:25,600 Speaker 1: was so remember going to a movie. Let's see here. 659 00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:28,000 Speaker 1: Let me see. I think they're doing some kind of 660 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:32,800 Speaker 1: movie thing. I just jog my memories your head. Okay, alright, 661 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:36,680 Speaker 1: we got some new intel. Turns out it's progressed. They 662 00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:40,040 Speaker 1: are now finishing each other's sentences. So there's there's the 663 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:43,480 Speaker 1: same movie quote split between two people. This is getting 664 00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:45,719 Speaker 1: out of hand. How can we even trust you don't 665 00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:47,800 Speaker 1: even know the word herbetically sealed? I mean, I just 666 00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:50,400 Speaker 1: did you just shuts us away? Just throw us away? 667 00:45:50,440 --> 00:46:01,440 Speaker 1: What were you? Professional? SAMs? And I I was all right, 668 00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:03,440 Speaker 1: it looks like that's good. They're deteriorating on the back 669 00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:06,839 Speaker 1: and forth. All right, So that that's the progress out 670 00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:10,840 Speaker 1: here for a pib second. Let's see here now, I 671 00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:14,040 Speaker 1: don't know pop culture. That your head, that's that lump 672 00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:21,040 Speaker 1: that's three ft above your ass? The hospital? What is 673 00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,239 Speaker 1: it I am to see? If I can't trust them? 674 00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:25,520 Speaker 1: Here place for a lot of patients. But that's the 675 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:29,279 Speaker 1: important right now. Let's see you damn they're going back again. 676 00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:33,200 Speaker 1: Uh shoot, I don't know any movies doing a music group. 677 00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,080 Speaker 1: We got a driver here, we got a driver. What 678 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:38,160 Speaker 1: are you doing. You're in the tent o. Goddamn content. 679 00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:41,800 Speaker 1: It's not gonna affect me. Trust if you build it, 680 00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:49,440 Speaker 1: he will come. He's agreed to drive this entire alright. 681 00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:54,240 Speaker 1: Drive drive drive drive drive drive drive That cliff, that cliff, 682 00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:58,880 Speaker 1: what the just get the pats? Oh thank god, we 683 00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:01,239 Speaker 1: got everyone off of the US before it flew off 684 00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:05,319 Speaker 1: down to those two guys. Apparently we don't get time 685 00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,560 Speaker 1: to deal with that. All right, we gotta deal with 686 00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:10,000 Speaker 1: these two patients, right, you win me. You gotta fix 687 00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:12,640 Speaker 1: this because this can spread around the world. All right, 688 00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:23,400 Speaker 1: We're family. This is about family. Yeah, yeah, anyway, yeah said, 689 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:29,279 Speaker 1: life is like a box of chocolates. Hello, do you 690 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:34,320 Speaker 1: own this bar? Yeah? I'm the president. I believe I 691 00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:40,640 Speaker 1: owe you some money. Okay, there you are, all right, 692 00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:51,480 Speaker 1: so long. Hey buddy, Hey, hey buddy, Yeah your fo short. Hey, 693 00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:58,439 Speaker 1: don't thank you for your service? Service? What? Hey? Man? Listen, 694 00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:00,359 Speaker 1: I don't give a ship. What kind of present you are? 695 00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:03,359 Speaker 1: Coca cola or whatever the hell? All right, you better 696 00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:09,080 Speaker 1: pay my goddamn money. The United States, the United States. Yeah, 697 00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:10,680 Speaker 1: I can say it too. All right, Now, look, you 698 00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:15,759 Speaker 1: own me four? What's his tab? Four? I'll help the 699 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:20,080 Speaker 1: president out here. You go, Hi President, I'm Steve Carrell. 700 00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,000 Speaker 1: What I need us to do is take a lot 701 00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:26,799 Speaker 1: of photos and text them to this number. Does that work? 702 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:34,120 Speaker 1: It works for me, sir bartender, What do you mind 703 00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:40,200 Speaker 1: taking some photos Kelly Clarkson? Okay, okay, look, we gotta 704 00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:41,959 Speaker 1: think about it. Maybe he knows someone named Kelly Clarkson. 705 00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:48,760 Speaker 1: Let's look him up. Um god, damn, we're looking anywhere alright, alright, look, okay, 706 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:55,160 Speaker 1: maybe we're both. It looks like it's becoming a skin thing. 707 00:48:55,560 --> 00:49:00,520 Speaker 1: Put the lotion in the basket. Alright, in the basket. 708 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:08,120 Speaker 1: I don't see a basket. Gets the hose again? A 709 00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:11,520 Speaker 1: stick of what's trying to test me? All right? Do 710 00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:13,439 Speaker 1: you hear me? Dr? I think I think you're catching someone? 711 00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:22,399 Speaker 1: You do, Can you hear me? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Okay, good, good, good, okay, good, Yes, 712 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:32,759 Speaker 1: I got kills the multiplying. I'm a good roll. Wait 713 00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,160 Speaker 1: a second, wait to say wait, I think I think 714 00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:37,680 Speaker 1: we could do something here. Let's do this. Help me 715 00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:39,960 Speaker 1: out here, help me lift them up, Take your sticking 716 00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:47,120 Speaker 1: paws off me. Okay, set my iPhone up here? Uh 717 00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:52,160 Speaker 1: YouTube movie. I don't know what the hell it is. Uh, okay, 718 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,920 Speaker 1: deep blue Sea, whatever the hell that is? All right, Hey, 719 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,719 Speaker 1: let's go okay. Maybe maybe this is my trick them 720 00:49:57,719 --> 00:50:00,439 Speaker 1: in some kind of sink right, Maybe they'll they'll sink 721 00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:02,719 Speaker 1: up and watch this and then we can funnel them 722 00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:07,879 Speaker 1: into a movie. Fish our friends, not food. We can't sing. 723 00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:15,879 Speaker 1: Next week on Newark General and that's our show. Everybody, well, 724 00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:19,760 Speaker 1: the dick Wolf Newark family keeps expanding, expanding. It's an empire. 725 00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:24,520 Speaker 1: People love it. It's a procedural. Let's thank our alchemists. 726 00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:27,520 Speaker 1: See what they're up to. Hey, I start with Jackie 727 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:33,200 Speaker 1: Gonzella's dirty Hi coole, Thanks for having me. This is 728 00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:37,560 Speaker 1: always a good time. And um yeah, you know I 729 00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:40,120 Speaker 1: met Jackie Ruthy on the socials that I dabble a 730 00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:43,560 Speaker 1: bit on Instagram. I have a bit of a dabble there. 731 00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,640 Speaker 1: That's where you can find me. Right now. It's almost 732 00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:49,120 Speaker 1: Christmas time, which means it's almost time for the most 733 00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:52,560 Speaker 1: wonderful pot of the year. We may be starting off 734 00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:58,279 Speaker 1: a little early with the special Halloween treat, but you 735 00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:08,200 Speaker 1: know who's to say you nice? Chris Alvarado speaking a 736 00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:11,640 Speaker 1: little tease, um Man Cole, so fun to have you. 737 00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:17,719 Speaker 1: I just like him. Prov I want you there. I'm 738 00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:22,920 Speaker 1: a fan of it. James Aney on November six. There 739 00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,960 Speaker 1: is uh. I'd say a very good chance the game 740 00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:29,680 Speaker 1: Front is going to be participating in extra Life, which 741 00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:32,520 Speaker 1: is a twenty four hour stream. Uh. And if for 742 00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:34,680 Speaker 1: some reason we dropped the ball and can't do it. 743 00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:39,239 Speaker 1: On November six, worldwide is extra Life, which people raise 744 00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:41,920 Speaker 1: money playing video games for twenty four hours straight. You 745 00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:44,720 Speaker 1: should check it out. Uh. If you were on Twitch, 746 00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:47,880 Speaker 1: you're gonna be immersed in the world of extra Life. Anyways, 747 00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:52,239 Speaker 1: what what Actually, I don't want to get too much 748 00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:56,520 Speaker 1: into it, but one of the Patreon subscribers is one 749 00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:58,360 Speaker 1: of the creators of extra Life. It's been going on 750 00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:00,279 Speaker 1: for like at least ten years, because that's what I 751 00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:03,480 Speaker 1: learned about it. But they raised an incredible amount of 752 00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:07,600 Speaker 1: money for a bleak children's hospitals. Thanks. Now, I'm just 753 00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:11,040 Speaker 1: riffing here. I think it's St. Joseph's Hospital, But whatever 754 00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:14,840 Speaker 1: it is, it's a it's a it's a fundraiser that 755 00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:18,680 Speaker 1: happens every year. This year it's ten November six. Nice 756 00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:25,520 Speaker 1: Joey Greer, Yep, thanks, Cole. Always a pleasure, always a pleasure. 757 00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:30,160 Speaker 1: You can find me a Jackie Ruthie Gonzalez is our 758 00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:37,279 Speaker 1: right on Instagram. Uh closet, I'm on Gamefront constantly. I 759 00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:40,640 Speaker 1: am working behind the scenes of the comedy Fix and 760 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:44,200 Speaker 1: uh I'm working on cars with Craig. So if you 761 00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:50,439 Speaker 1: want to find me, I'll find you. That's ominous, Craig 762 00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:54,400 Speaker 1: Koski Cole, you run a tight ship. My friend who 763 00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:56,520 Speaker 1: did not need a bigger boat. This boat is exactly 764 00:52:56,600 --> 00:53:00,320 Speaker 1: the right side. My parents are moving being out of 765 00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,440 Speaker 1: the house that I grew up in this week, and 766 00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:05,560 Speaker 1: so probably at this very moment, they're throwing away twenty 767 00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:08,960 Speaker 1: years worth of Sports Illustrated as well as a sword 768 00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:12,399 Speaker 1: that I got into Ledo in on a class trip 769 00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:16,719 Speaker 1: in two um and probably small movie books as well. 770 00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:18,960 Speaker 1: So this, uh, this was a real trip down memory 771 00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:23,680 Speaker 1: lane through through my boyhood closet. There you go. I'm 772 00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:26,520 Speaker 1: at Cole Stratton at Stratton Cole on socials. Go to 773 00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:30,480 Speaker 1: s Sketchfest dot com because that's gonna be happening soon 774 00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:33,359 Speaker 1: and uh yeah, I think it's about it. Let's thank 775 00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:37,800 Speaker 1: our engineering producer Doug Baby and the fine folks that 776 00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:43,960 Speaker 1: I heart media dot com. Please write to us at 777 00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:50,319 Speaker 1: Alchemy this email at gmail dot com. That's alchemy dot 778 00:53:50,440 --> 00:54:03,240 Speaker 1: com until next time off and a football