WEBVTT - Ep108: 31 Year Old Virgin Feat Akaash Singh 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:05.439 Welcome to another episode of Horrible Decisions. Mandy is unfortunately 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:08.280 not in today. Hopefully this bitch will run in here 0:00:08.280 --> 0:00:10.840 if she's busy. It's tax season. Does that he'll getting 0:00:10.840 --> 0:00:15.360 money here today. I've got our cosh and he's one 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:20.479 of the asshole Army's finest Um. Yeah, I was just 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:22.239 telling our cash before he walked in here that the 0:00:22.280 --> 0:00:24.160 asshole Army I really feel like loves me and has 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:25.360 my back, and I just love it. They love you, 0:00:25.360 --> 0:00:28.320 They love both y'all. Mandy. Mandy's a little colder toward us, 0:00:28.680 --> 0:00:31.080 but because maybe don't play she got you know what 0:00:31.160 --> 0:00:34.440 I'm saying, Mandy, mad feisty for no reason? Why do 0:00:34.520 --> 0:00:37.120 you say that what she says that we had the 0:00:37.120 --> 0:00:40.599 whole episode. That's the whole point of that. You were 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:42.760 beating it. You were being a dick. What I do, 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:44.919 what I ever do. I wasn't even there that day. 0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:49.200 Don't be at you were there. We are not going 0:00:49.280 --> 0:00:52.080 to do it. We got good vibes going. Me and 0:00:52.080 --> 0:00:54.840 this bitch getting money. Sip it, Sip whatever you're sipping. 0:00:55.040 --> 0:00:59.560 Keep sipping it because we're not doing this all right anyway. 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:03.880 Um No, I found out that on their Patreon. The 0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:06.640 assar Army uses like some little you know, little thing 0:01:06.800 --> 0:01:10.480 where they share photos and yeah, and they have been 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:13.160 sharing photos of me. Oh so you did a id 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:15.679 stoy with your nipple, and apparently I was getting shared 0:01:15.680 --> 0:01:18.400 on the discord. I did not do it on my 0:01:18.400 --> 0:01:21.760 ig story. I was with cast. He's like, that's where 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:24.400 I got. He's like, these dudes were talking social talking 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:26.800 a while crazy about you, and I'm like, word, I'm like, 0:01:26.880 --> 0:01:29.120 let me do like a tease. So I thought I 0:01:29.200 --> 0:01:31.840 pulled it like right here, but actually it was like 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:34.760 full aial and like half nipple. And then once I 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:37.920 saw like his phone blowing up, I was like, oh ship, 0:01:38.240 --> 0:01:40.920 and I'm like how And then I was like, let 0:01:40.920 --> 0:01:42.840 me delete it. He was like, nah, you can't. You can't. 0:01:42.880 --> 0:01:44.319 It's like snapchat and I was like, dude, I was 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:46.680 having a panic attack. I was like googling, how did 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:50.320 delete a nipple off? That's your thing. You don't care 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:53.640 right right, Butlank, I don't want my nipples shared. And 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:55.080 if I'm gonna share it, I'm not sharing it with 0:01:55.080 --> 0:01:57.640 the asshole Army. I'm gonna share with the hor Hi first. 0:01:58.640 --> 0:02:00.600 All right, whatever man, you could, will share with him. 0:02:00.640 --> 0:02:04.560 It's not too late. Now they're remembers. Have a little fun. 0:02:04.680 --> 0:02:06.640 I mean have a little fun. They've already been talking 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:09.280 about sticking there, dick in my mouth on app call. 0:02:09.520 --> 0:02:13.480 You're doing fun. I appreciate it. I do know. If 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:16.080 people want to feels good, you know what I mean, 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:19.079 Like people will write me discuss get love both, y'all. 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:21.639 Get love from the Ashole Army because we love you. 0:02:21.720 --> 0:02:25.000 I I love it. They're like they're down for y'all 0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:29.320 because we're disgusting. Okay, that's why. So I'm gonna remix 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:31.120 this a little bit and start kind of from the 0:02:31.200 --> 0:02:33.200 middle because your girlfriend is going to come in and 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:34.880 I'm so excited. You know. I wanted you guys on 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:38.560 for a long time. Yeah yeah, and I heard it like, well, 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:41.359 she's hot, so that's why I'm down. But anyway you 0:02:41.440 --> 0:02:43.120 flirt with this bitch, you're gonna have problems. I'm not 0:02:43.160 --> 0:02:47.760 gonna do it. I'm not gonna be respectful. But I 0:02:47.840 --> 0:02:49.639 want to start a little bit like our horrible decision 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:51.760 was about cherry popping, and I want to just kind 0:02:51.800 --> 0:02:53.520 of start basic and then we're actually going to run 0:02:53.600 --> 0:02:55.880 through the actual show when she's here. So first I 0:02:55.960 --> 0:02:58.919 want to ask you questions. I want to know for 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:01.079 I know you're from Tech, this is that where you 0:03:01.120 --> 0:03:04.799 were born, So tell us about your background and like 0:03:04.880 --> 0:03:09.040 if it was religious, like religious family. My mom didn't 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:11.440 know a bunch of their customs, which is hilarious. She 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:14.040 moved here when she was fourteen, and somehow I think 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:16.200 I get this from her. We're super religious, but well 0:03:16.280 --> 0:03:18.320 we'll be forgetting, like exactly what to do when you 0:03:18.360 --> 0:03:20.600 go to the temple, exactly what the prayer is. But 0:03:20.680 --> 0:03:22.919 we're super religious. We know in actions you've got to 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:25.239 be religious, and that's how I was raised. Uh and 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:30.919 then Texas just religious in general, so most of my Yeah, 0:03:30.960 --> 0:03:32.440 why are you taking all the fun out of everything? 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:37.720 PCs ship just take all the fun out? I'm sorry, alright, alright, alright. 0:03:37.800 --> 0:03:39.680 The reason I'm asking about religion is for those of 0:03:39.760 --> 0:03:41.760 you that don't know. Um, I've had the pleasure of 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:44.480 being a guest on play Grant, a fan of the show, 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:47.200 and our cosh has lost his virginity to his girlfriend, 0:03:47.240 --> 0:03:50.160 who's gurgeous girlfriend, who's coming, And I guess I kind 0:03:50.200 --> 0:03:52.160 of just wanted to figure out if religion took part 0:03:52.240 --> 0:03:54.920 in that. Yeah. I also just this sounds corny, but 0:03:55.040 --> 0:03:58.320 like I wanted to be a role model to kids, 0:03:58.400 --> 0:03:59.800 and you don't have to live like I live. But 0:03:59.840 --> 0:04:01.800 I don't drink, I don't smoke. I don't chase hose, 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:05.720 you know, so you can really I never smoked in 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:09.000 my life. No drinking either. I've been buzzed twice, never 0:04:09.080 --> 0:04:11.800 been drunk. Last time I touched alcohol was years ago. Wow, 0:04:12.760 --> 0:04:14.600 And that's all like a role model for kids? Why 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:17.640 because I didn't. I'm gonna be mad vulnerable. Here is 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:20.240 super serious. My dad was struggling for a while and 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:21.920 the person who really put me on the right path 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:23.920 wasn't my father, was another guy, and I thought I 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:27.280 could pay that forward somehow. That's amazing, that's really dope. 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:30.440 I mean it's someone who isn't ship like just I mean, listen, well, well, 0:04:30.440 --> 0:04:32.320 I also learned from that. Guys you say whatever the 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:34.279 funk you want to say. He would say wild ship, 0:04:34.839 --> 0:04:37.720 wild ship, but in actions he never drank. He was 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:40.960 a perfect father, like great guy, did a lot for me, 0:04:41.600 --> 0:04:43.240 but he would say whatever he want to say. And 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:44.840 that's where I picked that up. I don't care what 0:04:44.960 --> 0:04:46.840 I say, listen to what I do see what I do. 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:48.719 Don't listen to what I say. I'm gonna say whatever 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:50.279 I need to say to be funny or have fun. 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:52.679 But this about what I do. What about the alcohol? 0:04:52.680 --> 0:04:55.200 Do you feel like it's with cloud your judgment? I 0:04:55.279 --> 0:04:57.040 think I have an addicted personality, so I don't want 0:04:57.040 --> 0:04:59.040 to get too into it. And also I just when 0:04:59.080 --> 0:05:00.800 I remember the in time, I got buzz at the 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:04.560 two shots of jack pretty close, like like within fifteen 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:06.800 minutes of each other. Whatever, And I was buzzed for sure. 0:05:07.080 --> 0:05:09.120 But then the end of the night, when I sobered up, 0:05:09.120 --> 0:05:10.840 I had the most fun. That was like the part 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:12.840 I was like, this is the most fun. So I'm 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:14.200 not saying I didn't need it, but if I could 0:05:14.240 --> 0:05:18.160 have without the people, don't ship Mousey doesn't drink or smoke. 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:21.039 Mouse don't drink. Mouse don't smoke. No, that's got all 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:23.680 the tattoos. He don't smoke. I mean, I know he 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:28.640 don't drink. I'm not I don't think he smokes either smokes. 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:32.440 I really like a mouse. I got my phone. I'm 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:35.800 telling you right now, I really fucking don't think so, 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:38.080 and it honestly shocks me. And I think the reason 0:05:38.120 --> 0:05:39.720 I found out is because you know, he came down 0:05:39.760 --> 0:05:42.480 to d C with us for horrible decisions live and 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:46.360 like I remember smoking, and like I feel like he 0:05:46.480 --> 0:05:48.880 was like nah. Now maybe it's because it's Shorty was there, 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:54.080 but that's a wild line to draw. And everybody, me 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:57.599 and Akash are sitting here on air. You don't drink, 0:05:57.680 --> 0:06:02.040 I know, but do you smoke? Get the funk out 0:06:02.120 --> 0:06:06.400 of her? Mouse never having in my life, never in 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:10.039 your life. You're fighting everybody, never smoke weed to calm down. Never, 0:06:10.440 --> 0:06:13.000 never in my life. You think that's why you always 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:14.839 get in fights. You think that's why you always getting 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:22.039 in fights? Mouse, I make decisions morning. Bye. All right, bro, 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:26.320 So say hello them white girls for me. Okay, that's 0:06:26.320 --> 0:06:31.279 not alex Um, I'm going to help. Uh So, Okay, 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:33.120 I want to know, like you grew up religious? What 0:06:33.200 --> 0:06:37.760 religion and what Benson should have been? What? What did 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:39.760 you like? What did your parents like teach you about? 0:06:39.960 --> 0:06:42.200 The fucking nurses came over and got to him. Oh 0:06:42.640 --> 0:06:47.640 my god, what what did I say? That's too much? 0:06:48.560 --> 0:06:50.760 It's not you had me emotional on this podcast. That's 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:53.720 no fun. I gotta represent. I really want to know 0:06:54.000 --> 0:06:56.760 because like you're so funny, and I feel like for 0:06:56.880 --> 0:06:59.520 someone to have held something that long, like as extroverted 0:06:59.560 --> 0:07:02.240 as you are, I feel like it's got to come 0:07:02.279 --> 0:07:03.760 from somewhere, and like I just want to know, like 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:07.600 what did your parents tell you about sex? They didn't 0:07:07.640 --> 0:07:09.400 really talk to me much. You know, there's Ben's and 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:11.840 do Indians ever talk about sex? That's why I still 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:14.720 get uncomfortable when I gets brought up, even a joking manner, 0:07:14.720 --> 0:07:19.200 because my whole life and table so yeah, I know, 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:21.760 And that was that. I've really been having a fucking 0:07:22.320 --> 0:07:24.320 loosen up for Flagrant because you can't if if the 0:07:24.360 --> 0:07:26.240 whole point of the podcast is we don't hold back, 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:29.080 I can't hold back. But it's been like I'll be 0:07:29.160 --> 0:07:31.640 sweating in that bitch like Jesus like legit, Like when 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:33.200 it starts coming up a lot, you'll see a little 0:07:33.200 --> 0:07:36.000 sweat form on the Gulf. Indian families just do not 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:38.640 talk about sex. Billion of us, so we fucking but 0:07:38.760 --> 0:07:40.840 you do not talk about it. I don't know why. 0:07:41.240 --> 0:07:43.640 It's just the way the culture is. We'll talk about whatever, 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:46.440 watch whatever, violence in movies, but the second of sex 0:07:46.480 --> 0:07:49.000 scene comes up, everybody like oh god, yeah, I thought 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:51.040 that was normal. Where's the first time you saw porn? 0:07:52.080 --> 0:07:56.480 I have some white kid's house. You've never seen a 0:07:56.520 --> 0:08:00.400 pussy some fox some white kids house. I mean when 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:02.520 you jerked off for the first time, Like, did you 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:06.480 know what was gonna happen? Like, no, Matt guilt. Wow. 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:09.360 My one of my friends I interviewed um grew up 0:08:09.400 --> 0:08:12.640 super religious and told me, like, after he jerked off, 0:08:12.800 --> 0:08:15.920 He's like, yo, I was asking God to make me stop. 0:08:16.520 --> 0:08:18.080 Like he added that he said he would pray so 0:08:18.160 --> 0:08:19.440 much that he was like, I get so tired of it. 0:08:19.480 --> 0:08:28.520 I just jerk off and go to sleep. So like 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:33.319 you had girlfriends, not really not. I had one girlfriend 0:08:33.360 --> 0:08:35.360 in college. But I was also fat and ugly, so 0:08:35.440 --> 0:08:38.040 that made things you were fat. I was a little chubby, ugly, 0:08:38.120 --> 0:08:42.040 little motherfucker. So there's a picture somewhere maybe you can 0:08:42.160 --> 0:08:43.839 edit in all my Instagram. I'll text it to you. 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:45.679 It's a high school year of picture. Matt far and 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:49.000 the threat though, But it's me at sixteen and I 0:08:49.120 --> 0:08:53.320 look like a gerbil. How do you know thirty four? 0:08:54.000 --> 0:08:58.720 You're thirty four? R fuck you? I mean I should 0:08:58.720 --> 0:09:01.040 be more successful. But yeah, so you lost a Virginia 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:04.680 A thirty two. Wow? Why still when I hit thirty, 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:06.679 I'm like, I'm not waiting until marriage anymore. That's out 0:09:06.720 --> 0:09:09.240 the window. But I still wanted to be somebody actually 0:09:09.280 --> 0:09:11.600 cared about. How did you get so long? How did 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:13.600 you go so long? Did you? Did you ever feel 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:14.760 like it? I didn't know what I was missing. You 0:09:14.800 --> 0:09:17.280 ever seen a person who never ate meat? And you're 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:18.959 just like, how do you not eat meating? Like? I 0:09:19.040 --> 0:09:22.319 don't know, I don't know. People always like, so you 0:09:22.360 --> 0:09:25.199 don't we you never have like scraled eggs, like, but 0:09:25.280 --> 0:09:26.800 you don't know what you're missing. I know I never 0:09:26.880 --> 0:09:28.400 had a cage. You never had a great omelet, but 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:30.840 you don't know what a great omelet is. I had 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:33.880 a great pussy that a lot of great pussy is 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:38.760 or whatever. One chilling. Okay, you dated, we were like 0:09:38.840 --> 0:09:41.040 the longest relationship before your girl a couple of months? 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:43.640 Did you? Did you normally get left? And she was 0:09:43.720 --> 0:09:47.200 also that was not that's happened. But also in Texas, 0:09:47.320 --> 0:09:49.960 it's not as freakish for people to not have sex. 0:09:50.280 --> 0:09:53.160 My roommate in college is a black dude, still my 0:09:53.240 --> 0:09:55.079 best friends this day. He didn't he had sex with 0:09:55.200 --> 0:09:57.600 one girl that he dated for years until he got married. 0:09:57.640 --> 0:10:00.920 And he got married twenty eight fuck do and good 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:02.400 looking black do. You wouldn't like me where I grew 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:05.440 up ugly And that was just kind of super Christian 0:10:05.480 --> 0:10:08.800 dude is mad. Christian dudes in Texas. Christianity got a 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:12.720 foothold in Texas, so it's more common now. He's happily married, 0:10:12.760 --> 0:10:14.839 got his kids, found his whatever. And if you asked 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:16.240 about that girl, he'd be like, Yeah, that first girl 0:10:16.280 --> 0:10:18.079 is a mistake. I wish I kind of wish I 0:10:18.160 --> 0:10:20.920 didn't whatever, but he was just so. Your religion then 0:10:20.960 --> 0:10:23.839 played part into why you didn't have sex? But what 0:10:24.080 --> 0:10:26.240 what what made you did you feel kil after your 0:10:26.240 --> 0:10:28.800 first time having sex? No? I need this was the 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:30.240 right Did you care about it? I knew this was 0:10:30.280 --> 0:10:34.559 the right girl? So like your you had, did you 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:35.920 know what was coming? Like did you play in the 0:10:36.000 --> 0:10:38.760 day like you're fucking thirty one years old? No? No, no, no, 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:42.760 we didn't playing nothing that just happened. Now your parents 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:44.520 do they know about Lake Grand Do they know you've 0:10:44.520 --> 0:10:47.199 had sex? Like my parents are forbidden from listening to 0:10:47.280 --> 0:10:50.720 this part. I like begged my mom, like do not listen. 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:52.800 She see my stand up. I always tell her not 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:54.920 to watch, and she'll still watch. It was pretty good, 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:58.840 I mean not pretty good. It's like not you're staying 0:10:58.880 --> 0:11:00.200 up is amazing. I don't mean in that way so good. 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:03.079 I just meant it's not that crazy. No, it's not. 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:05.559 I don't talk about sex on stage. Really, yeah, you 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:07.880 talked about I can go any any said I do. 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:09.720 I could. All I do is cuss, and I can 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:12.360 take all that out because the one time my mom 0:11:12.520 --> 0:11:13.839 came to see me. Twice my mom was come to 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:15.120 see me in both times, I was like, I'm not 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:16.880 gonna cuss in front of me. She knows I cussed, 0:11:17.160 --> 0:11:20.920 but that's my that's my you know brown mom's you 0:11:20.960 --> 0:11:22.640 know how it is, So it's like that's my backbone. 0:11:22.679 --> 0:11:24.160 I'm not if she doesn't like me cussing, I'm not 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:26.160 gonna cuss the show for and it's still I can 0:11:26.240 --> 0:11:27.760 do that. It's like it's not a huge do you 0:11:27.800 --> 0:11:30.520 know you're I'm sure she knows. We're not gonna talk 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:32.760 about it. If my girl comes to Busy we stay 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:35.320 in the same room. Really, yeah, my mom, I think 0:11:35.360 --> 0:11:36.599 after thirty one she was like, just give me a 0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:40.480 grand baby. I don't give a Are you the only one? No? 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:42.520 My older brother not married either though. So wait, was 0:11:42.559 --> 0:11:44.720 your older brother fuck you ever talk to hi about? Like, yeah, 0:11:44.760 --> 0:11:46.360 he was fucking but he we wouldn't talk about him 0:11:46.400 --> 0:11:48.439 much again. He would just tell me and I'd be like, 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:51.679 all right, no questions. When you watched four year old 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:54.760 Virgin and they talked about like putting hands on tits 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:56.959 and it was like a sandbag, did you like be like, oh, yeah, 0:11:57.000 --> 0:11:59.360 maybe it is. No, I had done that much by 0:11:59.400 --> 0:12:02.199 the time when we can came out. So what's the 0:12:02.280 --> 0:12:05.680 closest you've gotten to sex before you fucked your girlfriend? 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:08.800 I wouldn't even take it. I would like, I wouldn't 0:12:08.800 --> 0:12:10.240 even like if girls want to give a head. I 0:12:10.280 --> 0:12:12.439 was like, no, we're good, I'm not you've never had 0:12:12.480 --> 0:12:15.439 head unto your girlfriend. I was like, that's a loophole. 0:12:15.960 --> 0:12:18.920 That's a loophole. I'm not taking no loopholes. Not loopy 0:12:19.000 --> 0:12:22.400 out here and stop. That's a throwback as a call 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:26.640 back to another episode Guys about coming up with it? 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:29.240 Wait all this coming out before? It's a call forward 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:33.959 to another episode Guys. The email coming is having asked 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:38.800 girl Okay, I gotta take the heat off me right now. 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:42.480 No shit, okay, right, I gotta act a little ridiculous. 0:12:42.880 --> 0:12:44.839 I don't even get this serious on my show. Know 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:47.800 what's happening, Well, your girlfriend's gonna come in here and 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:49.920 then it'll get lighthearted. But I think the main that's 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:51.600 what I'm gonna get lighthearted. Do you think I'm gonna 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:53.800 say the same exact extreme shoot when she gets heared? 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:55.240 You know what you wanted to get lighthearted? You want 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:57.679 to get lighthearted? No no, no, no, no, no no, 0:12:58.160 --> 0:13:00.880 because now you asked for it. I want everybody who's 0:13:00.920 --> 0:13:04.160 watching to know and understand this still sound lightheartearted. What's 0:13:04.200 --> 0:13:06.360 coming is not lighthearted. No, no, let's do it. So 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:08.680 we're going to our Vanilla Ships segment, and it's basically 0:13:08.720 --> 0:13:11.280 where we talk about sex in the news and Daily 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:15.160 News has a headline Tom Ford on why all men 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:22.040 should be penetrated once. I think it would help them 0:13:22.120 --> 0:13:26.320 understand women. That's exactly what it like. Gun oh boy 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:30.240 many printing that ship out. I knew it. I knew it. 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:32.520 I knew it. She would like use this one. She 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:33.959 wanted me to use it for the last guest, But 0:13:34.000 --> 0:13:35.360 I was like, now I'm getting in that Indian is 0:13:35.920 --> 0:13:38.559 so it says Tom Ford has offered a unique way 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:41.560 for men to better comprehend women. Can't you just cut 0:13:41.600 --> 0:13:43.960 my pay down to seventy three cents for dollar whatever 0:13:44.040 --> 0:13:46.040 funk I'm making right now? Can't you just do that? 0:13:46.520 --> 0:13:50.760 I understand women just as well. It's whole safe is 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:53.120 you're the asshole army. I mean, if anybody's gonna get 0:13:53.160 --> 0:13:57.400 sucking the aspers, they would probably be you. It can't 0:13:57.400 --> 0:14:02.000 be cast is cast. It can't be cash man sensitive. 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:05.880 He's too big cash That's why he That's why he 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:08.400 getting sucked his ask first. I'm too insecure. Injured deserves 0:14:08.400 --> 0:14:13.480 to be sucking his asker. Injuredent deserves to be pegged 0:14:14.280 --> 0:14:17.240 like full on, And I like, I really wanted to 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:19.000 be in one of those moments where he's like, you know, 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:21.600 why does it make America great? Hand? So that bam 0:14:21.760 --> 0:14:22.960 peg him in the you know what I'm saying, just 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:25.920 like a like that's what he needs. Honestly, it might 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:27.280 be he might be the first. He's the first to 0:14:27.320 --> 0:14:31.560 get his assy No, alexis because he was my white girls. 0:14:32.000 --> 0:14:37.800 That's why they're just okay. The designer and filmmaker told 0:14:37.840 --> 0:14:40.280 g Q he believed that all men should be sexually penetrated. 0:14:40.840 --> 0:14:43.000 Tom Ford Maker, I did not know that and that 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:47.200 just popped out. Well, he's up it. He has enough 0:14:47.680 --> 0:14:50.120 believe all men should be sexually penetrated at least once 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:52.680 in their lifetime. Back in two thousand four, more than 0:14:52.760 --> 0:14:55.560 ten years later, he still stand by those comments, even 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:57.240 though he said he was drunk when he first made them. 0:14:57.440 --> 0:14:59.200 I think that would help them understand women. It's such 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:01.320 a vulnerable pos s to be. It's such a passive 0:15:01.400 --> 0:15:04.360 position to be in, and it's such invasion in a way, 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:09.120 even if it's consensual, it's very personal. I think there's 0:15:09.120 --> 0:15:11.360 a psyche that happens because of what it makes you 0:15:11.480 --> 0:15:13.840 understand and appreciate what women go through their whole life, 0:15:13.880 --> 0:15:16.080 but not just sexual. It's a complete setup of the 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:18.360 way the world works. That one sex is the ability 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:24.880 to literally invade. Now, how do you feel about that 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:29.720 woman's perspective. I'll be very honest, like I've pegged, right, 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:33.080 I'm not like a cereal pegger like Mandie, but I 0:15:33.160 --> 0:15:35.560 have pegged. I enjoy it, but I don't know if 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:38.600 it's necessary to understand women. I think childbirth might be 0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:40.960 something like they're gonna be like close to that, like 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:43.360 an excessive amount of pain. I think like that to 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:46.400 me is like the height of what women can really 0:15:46.520 --> 0:15:49.040 fucking do. I don't feel like getting fucked is like 0:15:49.120 --> 0:15:52.000 our greatest fucking accomplishment, and that's how you understand how 0:15:52.360 --> 0:15:55.600 what women go through. Think the man just likes getting fucked. Yeah, 0:15:55.680 --> 0:15:59.560 Tom Ford's getting into ask, obviously, But I would also 0:15:59.640 --> 0:16:03.160 say that I think anything for the first time, like 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:05.760 especially anally, it's such a tight muscle, the spincter muscle 0:16:05.880 --> 0:16:08.600 right like it's sucking a little painful the first time. 0:16:08.600 --> 0:16:10.160 And I think just to get fucked to make you 0:16:10.360 --> 0:16:14.640 understand women is bullshit. Women don't know. But at the 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:17.200 same time, you want to do it. I mean, yeah, 0:16:17.760 --> 0:16:20.000 you know what I'm saying. Why what is the fascination 0:16:20.080 --> 0:16:24.880 with you and Mandy and making dudes do that. I 0:16:24.920 --> 0:16:28.040 don't have a fascination. They can't undo a man just 0:16:28.120 --> 0:16:30.000 in his mind. It's just like I sucked you in 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:33.600 the ass, right like it's done. But it's not a fascination. 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:36.000 More than I know, it's tightened pleasure, Like I know 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:39.800 how much I've seen pleasure with men that have been 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:43.160 penetrated antally not necessary. I'm not the strap up type 0:16:43.280 --> 0:16:46.200 like I believe Mandy straps up. I've strapped up once, 0:16:46.240 --> 0:16:47.960 but like it's not really my vibe, Like I would 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:50.360 rather use something else, Like I've used my fingers. I've 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:54.280 used like a dildo, very skinny vibrator. It just slides 0:16:54.320 --> 0:17:02.080 in and you know, like this is almost too thick. 0:17:02.560 --> 0:17:06.440 That's a lot. Yeah, I can't even take this, so 0:17:06.520 --> 0:17:08.280 I wouldn't want anybody else to take it. But I'm 0:17:08.280 --> 0:17:12.679 talking like a nice little skinny like you know, prostates gimulator. 0:17:12.840 --> 0:17:16.560 Maybe the width of like this, you can handle that, right? 0:17:17.119 --> 0:17:19.400 What have you got a colostopy thing? What's it called? 0:17:19.520 --> 0:17:25.040 Not colostomy calonic? If you got a calonic, it would 0:17:25.080 --> 0:17:28.120 be this going to your ask for a TV show? 0:17:28.160 --> 0:17:31.680 I remember, um, but I don't know. It wouldn't be 0:17:31.680 --> 0:17:33.040 funny if I got a clonic and I was like, 0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:36.200 oh this is this? Is it? Well? Because this to 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:38.879 move it feels like water is going in and then 0:17:38.920 --> 0:17:40.520 you're like kind of like pushing it out, right, So 0:17:40.600 --> 0:17:43.040 that's that doesn't count. But I mean, are you doing 0:17:43.080 --> 0:17:46.800 anything like at least a little tongue there yet No, no, 0:17:47.000 --> 0:17:49.480 we'll figure out what you get here, no tongue. I'm 0:17:49.480 --> 0:17:52.000 gonna help you. I'm gonna help you. Me and Tom 0:17:52.160 --> 0:17:54.119 are going to help you. And what's your girl's name? 0:17:54.560 --> 0:17:57.560 Just you don't need that help you could. We don't 0:17:57.600 --> 0:17:58.800 need that help. You want me to do that? What 0:17:58.840 --> 0:18:00.320 do you want to do? No? No, no, no, no, 0:18:01.040 --> 0:18:03.720 we don't need we don't need that help. Right, we're 0:18:03.760 --> 0:18:06.480 good there. 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