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Speaker 1: Welcome to another episode of Horrible Decisions. Mandy is unfortunately

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Speaker 1: not in today. Hopefully this bitch will run in here

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Speaker 1: if she's busy. It's tax season. Does that he'll getting

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Speaker 1: money here today. I've got our cosh and he's one

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Speaker 1: of the asshole Army's finest Um. Yeah, I was just

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Speaker 1: telling our cash before he walked in here that the

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Speaker 1: asshole Army I really feel like loves me and has

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Speaker 1: my back, and I just love it. They love you,

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Speaker 1: They love both y'all. Mandy. Mandy's a little colder toward us,

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Speaker 1: but because maybe don't play she got you know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, Mandy, mad feisty for no reason? Why do

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Speaker 1: you say that what she says that we had the

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Speaker 1: whole episode. That's the whole point of that. You were

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Speaker 1: beating it. You were being a dick. What I do,

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Speaker 1: what I ever do. I wasn't even there that day.

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Speaker 1: Don't be at you were there. We are not going

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Speaker 1: to do it. We got good vibes going. Me and

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Speaker 1: this bitch getting money. Sip it, Sip whatever you're sipping.

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Speaker 1: Keep sipping it because we're not doing this all right anyway.

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Speaker 1: Um No, I found out that on their Patreon. The

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Speaker 1: assar Army uses like some little you know, little thing

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Speaker 1: where they share photos and yeah, and they have been

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Speaker 1: sharing photos of me. Oh so you did a id

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Speaker 1: stoy with your nipple, and apparently I was getting shared

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Speaker 1: on the discord. I did not do it on my

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Speaker 1: ig story. I was with cast. He's like, that's where

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Speaker 1: I got. He's like, these dudes were talking social talking

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Speaker 1: a while crazy about you, and I'm like, word, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: let me do like a tease. So I thought I

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Speaker 1: pulled it like right here, but actually it was like

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Speaker 1: full aial and like half nipple. And then once I

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Speaker 1: saw like his phone blowing up, I was like, oh ship,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like how And then I was like, let

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Speaker 1: me delete it. He was like, nah, you can't. You can't.

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Speaker 1: It's like snapchat and I was like, dude, I was

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Speaker 1: having a panic attack. I was like googling, how did

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Speaker 1: delete a nipple off? That's your thing. You don't care

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Speaker 1: right right, Butlank, I don't want my nipples shared. And

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Speaker 1: if I'm gonna share it, I'm not sharing it with

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Speaker 1: the asshole Army. I'm gonna share with the hor Hi first.

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Speaker 1: All right, whatever man, you could, will share with him.

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Speaker 1: It's not too late. Now they're remembers. Have a little fun.

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Speaker 1: I mean have a little fun. They've already been talking

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Speaker 1: about sticking there, dick in my mouth on app call.

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Speaker 1: You're doing fun. I appreciate it. I do know. If

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Speaker 1: people want to feels good, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: Like people will write me discuss get love both, y'all.

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Speaker 1: Get love from the Ashole Army because we love you.

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Speaker 1: I I love it. They're like they're down for y'all

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Speaker 1: because we're disgusting. Okay, that's why. So I'm gonna remix

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Speaker 1: this a little bit and start kind of from the

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Speaker 1: middle because your girlfriend is going to come in and

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited. You know. I wanted you guys on

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Speaker 1: for a long time. Yeah yeah, and I heard it like, well,

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Speaker 1: she's hot, so that's why I'm down. But anyway you

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Speaker 1: flirt with this bitch, you're gonna have problems. I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna do it. I'm not gonna be respectful. But I

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Speaker 1: want to start a little bit like our horrible decision

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Speaker 1: through the actual show when she's here. So first I

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Speaker 1: want to ask you questions. I want to know for

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Speaker 1: I know you're from Tech, this is that where you

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Speaker 1: were born, So tell us about your background and like

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Speaker 1: if it was religious, like religious family. My mom didn't

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Speaker 1: know a bunch of their customs, which is hilarious. She

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Speaker 1: moved here when she was fourteen, and somehow I think

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Speaker 1: I get this from her. We're super religious, but well

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Speaker 1: we'll be forgetting, like exactly what to do when you

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Speaker 1: go to the temple, exactly what the prayer is. But

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Speaker 1: we're super religious. We know in actions you've got to

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Speaker 1: be religious, and that's how I was raised. Uh and

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Speaker 1: then Texas just religious in general, so most of my Yeah,

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Speaker 1: why are you taking all the fun out of everything?

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Speaker 1: PCs ship just take all the fun out? I'm sorry, alright, alright, alright.

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Speaker 1: The reason I'm asking about religion is for those of

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Speaker 1: you that don't know. Um, I've had the pleasure of

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Speaker 1: being a guest on play Grant, a fan of the show,

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Speaker 1: and our cosh has lost his virginity to his girlfriend,

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Speaker 1: of just wanted to figure out if religion took part

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Speaker 1: in that. Yeah. I also just this sounds corny, but

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Speaker 1: like I wanted to be a role model to kids,

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Speaker 1: and you don't have to live like I live. But

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Speaker 1: I don't drink, I don't smoke. I don't chase hose,

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Speaker 1: my life. No drinking either. I've been buzzed twice, never

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Speaker 1: been drunk. Last time I touched alcohol was years ago. Wow,

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Speaker 1: And that's all like a role model for kids? Why

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Speaker 1: because I didn't. I'm gonna be mad vulnerable. Here is

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Speaker 1: super serious. My dad was struggling for a while and

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Speaker 1: the person who really put me on the right path

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Speaker 1: wasn't my father, was another guy, and I thought I

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Speaker 1: could pay that forward somehow. That's amazing, that's really dope.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's someone who isn't ship like just I mean, listen, well, well,

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Speaker 1: I also learned from that. Guys you say whatever the

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Speaker 1: funk you want to say. He would say wild ship,

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Speaker 1: a perfect father, like great guy, did a lot for me,

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Speaker 1: but he would say whatever he want to say. And

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Speaker 1: that's where I picked that up. I don't care what

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Speaker 1: But this about what I do. What about the alcohol?

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Speaker 1: Do you feel like it's with cloud your judgment? I

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Speaker 1: think I have an addicted personality, so I don't want

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Speaker 1: two shots of jack pretty close, like like within fifteen

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Speaker 1: minutes of each other. Whatever, And I was buzzed for sure.

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Speaker 1: But then the end of the night, when I sobered up,

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Speaker 1: I had the most fun. That was like the part

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Speaker 1: I was like, this is the most fun. So I'm

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Speaker 1: not saying I didn't need it, but if I could

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Speaker 1: Mouse don't drink. Mouse don't smoke. No, that's got all

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Speaker 1: the tattoos. He don't smoke. I mean, I know he

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Speaker 1: don't drink. I'm not I don't think he smokes either smokes.

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Speaker 1: I really like a mouse. I got my phone. I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you right now, I really fucking don't think so,

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Speaker 1: and it honestly shocks me. And I think the reason

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Speaker 1: I found out is because you know, he came down

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Speaker 1: like I remember smoking, and like I feel like he

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Speaker 1: was like nah. Now maybe it's because it's Shorty was there,

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Speaker 1: but that's a wild line to draw. And everybody, me

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Speaker 1: and Akash are sitting here on air. You don't drink,

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Speaker 1: I know, but do you smoke? Get the funk out

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Speaker 1: of her? Mouse never having in my life, never in

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Speaker 1: your life. You're fighting everybody, never smoke weed to calm down. Never,

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Speaker 1: never in my life. You think that's why you always

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Speaker 1: get in fights. You think that's why you always getting

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Speaker 1: in fights? Mouse, I make decisions morning. Bye. All right, bro,

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Speaker 1: So say hello them white girls for me. Okay, that's

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Speaker 1: not alex Um, I'm going to help. Uh So, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I want to know, like you grew up religious? What

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Speaker 1: religion and what Benson should have been? What? What did

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Speaker 1: The fucking nurses came over and got to him. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, what what did I say? That's too much?

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Speaker 1: It's not you had me emotional on this podcast. That's

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Speaker 1: because like you're so funny, and I feel like for

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Speaker 1: someone to have held something that long, like as extroverted

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Speaker 1: what did your parents tell you about sex? They didn't

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Speaker 1: do Indians ever talk about sex? That's why I still

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Speaker 1: get uncomfortable when I gets brought up, even a joking manner,

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Speaker 1: And that was that. I've really been having a fucking

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Speaker 1: whole point of the podcast is we don't hold back,

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Speaker 1: I can't hold back. But it's been like I'll be

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Speaker 1: It's just the way the culture is. We'll talk about whatever,

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Speaker 1: I have some white kid's house. You've never seen a

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Speaker 1: you had girlfriends, not really not. I had one girlfriend

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Speaker 1: It's a high school year of picture. Matt far and

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Speaker 1: the threat though, But it's me at sixteen and I

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Speaker 1: A thirty two. Wow? Why still when I hit thirty,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not waiting until marriage anymore. That's out

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Speaker 1: like it? I didn't know what I was missing. You

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Speaker 1: ever seen a person who never ate meat? And you're

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Speaker 1: just like, how do you not eat meating? Like? I

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Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know. People always like, so you

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Speaker 1: or whatever. One chilling. Okay, you dated, we were like

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Speaker 1: Did you? Did you normally get left? And she was

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Speaker 1: also that was not that's happened. But also in Texas,

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Speaker 1: My roommate in college is a black dude, still my

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Speaker 1: best friends this day. He didn't he had sex with

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Speaker 1: a place where I was ready and then I found

420
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,919
Speaker 1: out he was a virgin, and then I was like great,

421
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,440
Speaker 1: Like do I have to wait again? But I think

422
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,920
Speaker 1: like we just connected very well. That we it was

423
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,320
Speaker 1: kind of it wet without saying that we wanted to.

424
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:58,239
Speaker 1: How did you guys meet show? Wait? You met one

425
00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,920
Speaker 1: of his shows? That we're at the Home Book and

426
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:05,520
Speaker 1: Comedy Festival, and Andrandrew actually brought us together because I

427
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,840
Speaker 1: was on a show. My sister was a fan of

428
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,960
Speaker 1: Brilliant Idiots and she had heard Akash on the podcast.

429
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,840
Speaker 1: So I was actually living in California right before and

430
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,639
Speaker 1: she was buying tickets and she was like, oh, we

431
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:19,040
Speaker 1: should go, Like he's really funny. They're really funny. It'll

432
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:21,639
Speaker 1: be a good time, blah blah blah whatever. So I

433
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,680
Speaker 1: was like, okay. So then like we decided to go

434
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,920
Speaker 1: the day of. We were like being lazy and we

435
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,080
Speaker 1: didn't want to go out all the way out to Hoboken.

436
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,720
Speaker 1: But then um, we saw the brilliant idiots. That was

437
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,200
Speaker 1: the first time I've ever seen them, and they were

438
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,600
Speaker 1: like really mean, and I didn't understand, like what was

439
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,720
Speaker 1: going on, like what was the dynamic? I never listened

440
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:44,560
Speaker 1: to them before. Then we saw a kash and um,

441
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:46,680
Speaker 1: I was like telling my sister was like, oh my god,

442
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,680
Speaker 1: he's like really cute, Like you didn't tell me he

443
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:52,080
Speaker 1: was so cute? And then, um, do you want to

444
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,760
Speaker 1: tell this or should keep going? The show? Said was

445
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,520
Speaker 1: all right, It wasn't anything crazy. He was like in

446
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,480
Speaker 1: a movie theater, mad, weird, okay. And then I see

447
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:01,120
Speaker 1: her from behind and she got a sowner and I'm

448
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,960
Speaker 1: thinking she could be Indian. Indian girls don't normally have

449
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:07,600
Speaker 1: asses on them. I have to go see she could

450
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,879
Speaker 1: be Dominican too. She gotta she had it. It's like

451
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:13,680
Speaker 1: that you're mad. Then I don't know to him, I

452
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,879
Speaker 1: asked for an Indian girl. I wouldn't say, like, this

453
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:22,000
Speaker 1: is great for a black girl, but so I sorry, yeah,

454
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:24,200
Speaker 1: wheezy by. So she starts flirting with you. I'm a

455
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,919
Speaker 1: fighter on the podcast, and if you flirt back at

456
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:30,119
Speaker 1: some motherfucking problem, I'm not gonna do it, only because

457
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,760
Speaker 1: you know I don't like to disrespect women, right. I

458
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,600
Speaker 1: would always try to make it a three someome situation.

459
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,879
Speaker 1: And I'm assuming that's a no. And even if it

460
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:45,560
Speaker 1: wasn't no, I would just imagine it. Imagine two people

461
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,960
Speaker 1: that lost every ginney together, fucking someone who hosts the

462
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,880
Speaker 1: show called horrible, no disappoint Oh my god, She's gonna

463
00:22:51,880 --> 00:23:02,560
Speaker 1: be like her Yo, Okay, wait, you pull up to

464
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:08,200
Speaker 1: start walking faster. I start speeding up right boy, and

465
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,920
Speaker 1: Bollywood doing me got booties like that. I'm walking faster,

466
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,359
Speaker 1: creep stop. I don't even have a plan. I'm just

467
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,399
Speaker 1: look at would just be like what she looked like.

468
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,000
Speaker 1: Then her sister turns around and it's like can we

469
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,200
Speaker 1: get a picture, And I'm like, yes, the funk you

470
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,720
Speaker 1: can't get a picture? How many you want? So I

471
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 1: know he was just like sure, and then so she

472
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,240
Speaker 1: strategically it was like, you guys, take a picture, So

473
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:33,160
Speaker 1: I took a picture with him, and then he introduced

474
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 1: himself to us, and then I kind of let them

475
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 1: talk because I was like, really shy because I thought

476
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 1: he was really cute, so I didn't want to like

477
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,680
Speaker 1: say anything, so I just told him my name and

478
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 1: a long story short, I didn't ask her out at first,

479
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,160
Speaker 1: and I was very upset with myself. And then as

480
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 1: they're leaving, a guy walks up the stairs and they're

481
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:50,280
Speaker 1: walking down the stairs and then you know, say what

482
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,720
Speaker 1: she said though, oh I said, So first I don't

483
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 1: holler at them. Then I'm like, she's with her sister.

484
00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:58,639
Speaker 1: I don't know, this is weird. And then they go

485
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:00,160
Speaker 1: to the bathroom and I'm like, yo, if she gets

486
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 1: out of the bathroom, forces from holler. But they come out.

487
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:05,240
Speaker 1: I literally wait in the movie theater like the lobby

488
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,680
Speaker 1: area for them, and then they come out at the

489
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,040
Speaker 1: same time and I'm like fuck so and then I

490
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,640
Speaker 1: just go keep in touch. And as I said, they're

491
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 1: walking down this want to get hereucking talking about you

492
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:18,000
Speaker 1: los her keep in touch and I'm just super upset

493
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 1: at myself. Then they're walking downstairs and the guy's walking

494
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:24,639
Speaker 1: upstairs that I'm cool with, and he turns around and

495
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,479
Speaker 1: he's like, my god, and I'm like, I know, man,

496
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 1: and he goes they're both beautiful, but that one might

497
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 1: have been the most beautiful gul I've ever seen. So

498
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,639
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, you're right. I literally get paid and

499
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,560
Speaker 1: I go chase out of the movie theater. I'm like,

500
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,280
Speaker 1: they might be taking the same bus back to New York.

501
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 1: As me, I run out of the movie theater, they're there.

502
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:45,879
Speaker 1: We were waiting for an Uber and broke no. No,

503
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:49,680
Speaker 1: he could waste of the because Uber was Indian. Do

504
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,879
Speaker 1: you fucking convinced her to take a bus? Look at her?

505
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 1: Bus to fifty? Just told me her lipstick was called

506
00:24:55,600 --> 00:25:00,200
Speaker 1: twenty four. Garrett since learned, I have since learned, ain't

507
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 1: cheap Okaya, So Uber Uber seventy bus to fifty for

508
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,639
Speaker 1: what bus gonna get you there faster? It's like a

509
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,120
Speaker 1: two block walk. I'm not putting her in danger. I'm

510
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:12,880
Speaker 1: not fucking retarded. It's not one in the morning, it's

511
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:16,200
Speaker 1: like nine thirty at night. We're good. You're crazy, but

512
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 1: I get it. I do dumb things for Dick too,

513
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 1: But Dick, you didn't know you were gonna get so

514
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,920
Speaker 1: how many dates in? Tell me about that night? It

515
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 1: was like the second weekend, first weekend? Three dates in?

516
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 1: You hussy? She wanted to call you worse. But did

517
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 1: you did that out of respect? Musty? That's her Whiteside said.

518
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,440
Speaker 1: I was like, because she's never had sex, so I

519
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:42,199
Speaker 1: can't just sit here and be like, Okay, where did

520
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 1: you guys go that night? It was my place. She

521
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,159
Speaker 1: came over for the weekend. She was in Philly at

522
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,399
Speaker 1: the time. Did you have any did you put inkling

523
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:52,119
Speaker 1: that it would happen? I didn't. Yes, Well I just

524
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:55,399
Speaker 1: knew that, like I was ready. I have been ready

525
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 1: for some time. It was weird because I grew up

526
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:01,119
Speaker 1: really conservatively and then I made this promise to my

527
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,320
Speaker 1: mom that I wasn't I was going to wait until

528
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 1: I got married, and then I don't know, something just happened,

529
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 1: Like when I turned twenty two, I was like, I

530
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 1: just I felt like mentally like, okay, this is because

531
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,680
Speaker 1: of what you look like. It's true. I feel like

532
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 1: when I had sex, like you know, like and I

533
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 1: was in high school, it's because I didn't look like

534
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 1: I was in high school. So like I knew I

535
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 1: looked different. I knew I had a different body, like

536
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 1: I was getting different responses, and then it was making

537
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 1: me think like I was ready. I really believe that.

538
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 1: So I know he grew up Hindu. What about you?

539
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 1: You said your mom made you make a promise, So

540
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 1: I she didn't make me make a promise, but I

541
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 1: wanted to make it to her. So I grew up sick. Um,

542
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 1: So it's kind of similar to Hinduism. But the men,

543
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:41,880
Speaker 1: they were like the Turbans and they have I thought

544
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 1: it was always seek is how you actually say sick

545
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 1: is how you like the proper way to say it.

546
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 1: But seek is like how you distinguished it to like American,

547
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:52,159
Speaker 1: I'm feeling sick, you know what I mean? I was

548
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:59,879
Speaker 1: like this, ain what what I do? Like you can't

549
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 1: like that? You know, people have to whisper like cancer.

550
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 1: You know that's I got to keep a flavorant somehow, okay,

551
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:09,239
Speaker 1: fine on the and could get it. So like did

552
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 1: you ever cook get it? Did you ever learn about sex? Like?

553
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,680
Speaker 1: Growing up? No, I never learned about sex. And you

554
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 1: know it's so funny. It is like I didn't even

555
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,400
Speaker 1: know what a blow job was until tenth grade when

556
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:24,440
Speaker 1: my geometry teacher used the variables b J and then

557
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 1: everyone started laughing, and me and my best friend were Indian,

558
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:30,000
Speaker 1: were like, what's so funny? I told you Indians don't

559
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 1: talk about sex. I grew up with the best friend.

560
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 1: I can't say her first name, but last name is

561
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,880
Speaker 1: the Sai, and I knew it's a very common yes,

562
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:40,400
Speaker 1: at least popular names is good J from good Rat yuck.

563
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 1: I don't know. We were friends in middle school, but

564
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:47,399
Speaker 1: once I started suying, you stopped hanging out with right

565
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 1: when I was getting fingered, Like, you're like, I can't

566
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 1: I was a husy. Okay, so you guys have a

567
00:27:56,680 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 1: first time obviously, I'm assuming no condoms because for what right?

568
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 1: But also like you aren't you like terrified of getting

569
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,479
Speaker 1: pregnant because you've never had so I was. I had

570
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 1: actually just started birth control like a separate reason, Yeah,

571
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 1: because I have PCOS, so I was on it anyways, Um,

572
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 1: I'm wanted to stay regular right now. I hate it.

573
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:19,879
Speaker 1: Hate it. I've always been against birth introl. No, I

574
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 1: don't have enough blood coming out of my pussy without it.

575
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 1: How do you feel better? Like a stream? You guys

576
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 1: have sex any period you're leaning in, I'm not. I

577
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:36,120
Speaker 1: don't know if I want to answer the question, that's

578
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 1: her question to answer. So everybody was like getting on

579
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 1: me because I have sex on my period, um, and

580
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 1: I don't care. And also funck my girl on her period,

581
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 1: and people I was trying to tell them like, if

582
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 1: it doesn't smell like quarters, who cares? You know what

583
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 1: I'm saying. If it's that, I'm sure you like take

584
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 1: a shower. I'm not like you're yeah, you know what

585
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 1: I mean. Plus, if something is stopping it me hanging,

586
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 1: take the shower like suck it and like stop it

587
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 1: up with like a little something like just lick the

588
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 1: clip where I'll see no blood. Because I don't get

589
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 1: why you have because you'd be looking her laugh. Was

590
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 1: I never heard that laugh before? Yeah? It was funny.

591
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait okay, so you guys have sex? Is

592
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 1: it terrible? Yes? Girl? What then was good? Yeah? Because

593
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 1: you've never felt it? Um, I mean it was just

594
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 1: it was like it was awkward because both of us

595
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 1: were Yeah, did go in the right did you put

596
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 1: it in between your thighs or didn't go in the hole. No,

597
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 1: it did not go in the hole. Did you stay hard?

598
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 1: Did I stay hard? I honestly don't remember so much panic. Well,

599
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 1: I know I'm thinking like because you're already really beautiful, right,

600
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 1: And I was nervous too, so that contributed to like

601
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 1: everything not being able to fit correctly. It didn't fit. Yeah,

602
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 1: you know when you get nervous. When you get nervous,

603
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 1: you couldn't want to say you and your big cocaine

604
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 1: coll Okay, No, it's not a reflection to me at all,

605
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,719
Speaker 1: but in't fit. So wait, did your cherry pop? Did

606
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 1: your hymen breach? Or like? Because normally after like they're saying,

607
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 1: I've heard after twenty like you kind of lose it

608
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 1: at some point in time. No, I didn't. Okay, yeah,

609
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 1: so did you think she was lying? No? I believed her,

610
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 1: But that I believe her when she told me before that,

611
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 1: I was like, just definitely fucking look like there's not No,

612
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 1: it was look at the glitter. No, I it was

613
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 1: just like my whole life, like I was always such

614
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 1: a romantic and I was I didn't really kiss anyone.

615
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 1: I didn't kiss anyone. My first kiss was my senior

616
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 1: prom date and it wasn't even a real kiss. Then

617
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 1: I had like one boyfriend before school, and like all

618
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 1: we did is kiss, and then my first boyfriend in

619
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 1: college kind of like corrupted me, but like in a

620
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 1: safe way, so I like learned how to do everything. Yeah,

621
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 1: you safe way, But then I always knew it was

622
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 1: something that had to be special. And my first boyfriend

623
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 1: was the virgin too, and then my second boyfriend had

624
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 1: only had sex once, so we didn't paying predators to you?

625
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 1: How are you meeting all these visions and you look

626
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 1: like this guys really, like I know you ain't never

627
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 1: no club because you would have gotten taken advance, I

628
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 1: would be guys never come up to me ever, like

629
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 1: very rarely, Like I swear, well, I get it. Beautiful women,

630
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Speaker 1: if you need vincent, if you need to put the

631
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Speaker 1: camera closer, you can. But as attractive women, you know,

632
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 1: like ourselves, I do find the men don't come up

633
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 1: to me either. I don't know, I don't know what

634
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 1: the reasoning is, but he doesn't believe me. But that's

635
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 1: what I said. I just know. I swear if you

636
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 1: get d M S and this fucking off this podcast,

637
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 1: we're gonna have problems. Well, I feel real bad for

638
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 1: you now, Like God, damn that's what actually look like,

639
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 1: because like you're you don't do like stories that much,

640
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like obviously like your girls

641
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 1: on Instagram, but like this is a different thing. Like yeah, also,

642
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 1: I don't want you. I don't want a bunch of

643
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 1: dudes and just being gross and weird. I totally understand that.

644
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 1: So as a army, keep it tight. If you need

645
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:08,720
Speaker 1: to keep writing me about how you want to suck

646
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 1: my face, that's fine, we take that. You know what

647
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Let's let's just let's let's keep it safe,

648
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 1: mainly because I'm also trying to get in this too

649
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 1: for the day that you sunk up, because the day

650
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 1: that she finds out you don't have sex and I

651
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 1: can get my strap on, We're good. I'm totally excited

652
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 1: and be like, just just just just pick the dick

653
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: you would like, which one was a cosh, and we'll

654
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 1: go another two inches from there and start up. So, okay,

655
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 1: you hate me, I love you too. Feeling well and

656
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 1: secure right now, just curious. So it sucks. The first

657
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 1: time sucks? When did orgasms finally start happening? Did it

658
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 1: take time to learn each other's bodies? No, he was

659
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 1: like very quickly adapting to my body and like what

660
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 1: I liked, and like you are that in the corner,

661
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 1: motherfucker's you aren't that ship in the corner? Fucking like

662
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 1: he got it here, so he made you come? How fast?

663
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 1: Like did it happen? Like did it take months? No?

664
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 1: It was like within the like hours, Oh there we go. Listen,

665
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 1: do not that? Andrew would say, He's like like goes

666
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 1: out of his way to make sure, like I'm always

667
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 1: like pleased and like over the top satisfy, like he's

668
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 1: very good. So did you when you guys had that,

669
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 1: like you had the first time having sex? Did you

670
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 1: go down on her? Like yeah you did? Yeah? Well

671
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 1: it good? Did you enjoy I mean, I'm sure you've

672
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 1: never felt it, but like were you like, oh my god,

673
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 1: I'm premd this. Nothing is so easy down there. It's

674
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 1: just anatomy. It's easier ship in the world, easier in

675
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 1: the world to eat pussy. Yeah, Nick is easier. Okay,

676
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 1: you I believe that. I believe that she don't. I'm

677
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 1: glad you heard it from someone who's done both. Tell

678
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 1: me so, Like, how long did it take for you

679
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 1: to give him a blow job? Did it freak you

680
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 1: out because I feel like my first blow job like

681
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 1: really was like, oh my god, like I had never Okay,

682
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 1: is like weird for me to talk about. Sorry, I'm

683
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 1: not used to you want to come on? No, no, okay,

684
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 1: we'll skip the blowjob talk. But are you not skip it?

685
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 1: You got that, let's skip it if it's weird. But

686
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 1: I do, I mean, I'm interested to know you. I

687
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,400
Speaker 1: watched porn before, right, did you feel like I hadn't want? Oh?

688
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 1: I did? Okay, So but did you feel like you

689
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 1: did you watch porn to know what to do? Like?

690
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:26,360
Speaker 1: Did you not feel no? I I mean I just

691
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 1: knew what I did with previous boyfriends and what they

692
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 1: told me they liked. So I mean it was like

693
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,960
Speaker 1: I knew what I was doing and that was somebody

694
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,760
Speaker 1: you care about. Yeah, Like I think from the beginning,

695
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,399
Speaker 1: like we met each other, was just like a really

696
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 1: special connection. So that's why we were able to like

697
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 1: also connect physically, because you know, when you share like

698
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 1: an emotional connection, it kind of amplifies your Seriously though,

699
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 1: if you guys had two weekends and you had boyfriends,

700
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 1: like it had to be and it's what three years later, Wow,

701
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 1: you know everybody, we were all joking that you know,

702
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:59,800
Speaker 1: a cosh was going to lose you to someone in India.

703
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 1: Oh maybe I don't know. No, I'm just no, I'm

704
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 1: just kidding No, but they, you know, like it's funny

705
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,759
Speaker 1: because like people will come up to your parents to

706
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 1: be like, oh, like what's her status? It's called as

707
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 1: it's not well I figure, I mean he got eyes. No,

708
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 1: it's just like especially when you go to weddings, like

709
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 1: relatives or like you know, family friends of relatives will

710
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,279
Speaker 1: be like, oh, what's up with her? She has like

711
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 1: an above average face? Like what does she do? You

712
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 1: know kind of thing, and like they get what's your

713
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:40,359
Speaker 1: bio data, which is like your like if yeah, you're

714
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 1: you're like dating statistics of like what kind of degree

715
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 1: you have, like the highest level of education you have,

716
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 1: what your parents do, What cast you're in, what religion

717
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:51,399
Speaker 1: you are, what cast you're in? Yeah? Casts in mind

718
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 1: was like richpoort or not like what it's like. So

719
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,880
Speaker 1: my religion in SICKI is m You're not even supposed

720
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,360
Speaker 1: to have cast, but there is still like a cultural

721
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 1: precedence over the religion. So there are casts and people

722
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,760
Speaker 1: do take it some people take it more seriously than others,

723
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 1: but it does indicate kind of what your cultural values are, like,

724
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 1: are you guys doctors are not? Basically kind of like

725
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,280
Speaker 1: how educated you are? Like no, no, I don't beginning

726
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 1: none of these questions. As soon as they find out

727
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 1: I'm a comedian, there's no. But what do they bigs like,

728
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 1: he's sweet, he's funny, treat you well? Like does that

729
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:27,760
Speaker 1: not hold up? No? It does? Like no, my family

730
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:31,839
Speaker 1: really likes him. I mean, yeah, I'm sure your mom

731
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: is like fucking elated. I mean a comedian from Texas, Like,

732
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 1: we did not think you could do this. You can

733
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:43,840
Speaker 1: gotta take shots for me a little bit. Where is like,

734
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,839
Speaker 1: what do you think since you've been having sex? It's

735
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 1: been three years now, obviously it's better. What do you

736
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:52,839
Speaker 1: guys think? Is your biggest like the biggest thing you've done,

737
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 1: or something like you thought you wouldn't do, or is

738
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 1: there like a position or like is it dirty talk?

739
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,320
Speaker 1: Or like what's the thing that you guys feel like?

740
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 1: Is something that's like, holy ship, we've got here. I'll

741
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:03,319
Speaker 1: have very many limits once once you start sucking at

742
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 1: thirty one, it's not I mean, take the seatbell dolls.

743
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,360
Speaker 1: But we did talk about pegging before. I'm not getting

744
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 1: sucking peg. I mean there's a line, fam what does

745
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:16,360
Speaker 1: that mean? Getting fucked by? You call out things? We

746
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:20,839
Speaker 1: don't do this crazy. Okay, I'm gonna call out things,

747
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 1: and both of you at the same time we're gonna

748
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,799
Speaker 1: say yes or no other. You were answering your fucking

749
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:28,400
Speaker 1: questions without consulting each other first. Say it could be

750
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:33,720
Speaker 1: like blindfold yes, this that whatever? Right? Okay? Watching porn together?

751
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 1: Not if you have a would you watching porn together?

752
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 1: I don't think we would do. I don't think we

753
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 1: would be into watching porn together. Really. Yeah, let's like

754
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 1: fifty Shades of Gray's like porn because we've watched that.

755
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 1: I did watch that. Okay, you watch the serious you

756
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,760
Speaker 1: watched it. Who do you think it is? More dominant

757
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 1: or submissive together? He's more. Wouldn't be hilarious If I

758
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 1: said I was submissive, I would believe No. I don't

759
00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 1: think I could ever be with the guy that was sis.

760
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 1: That's weird to me. Okay, Like tell me what submissive about?

761
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:08,759
Speaker 1: Oksh do you feel like whether it's no, he's not

762
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 1: SUBMISSI I mean dominant sorry, do you feel like he

763
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,759
Speaker 1: initiated sex first or is he like, yeah, like all

764
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 1: the time, I don't meet me one and a half

765
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 1: pretty regular? Wait wait wait, how often do you guys

766
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 1: have sex? It depends on the week. Yeah, it could

767
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 1: be anywhere from like one to five five times a week.

768
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 1: It really depends. Like you blow chow. Damn, that's a lot.

769
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 1: You guys live together, right, Yeah, that's the fucking lot.

770
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 1: But living together? It depends though, like sometimes like you know,

771
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 1: obviously you're tired, whatever, But where do you want to

772
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 1: get pregnant? Black ass girl? I'm sorry what I mean? Okay,

773
00:38:54,719 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 1: so we did the watching port together? Yeah, handcuffs? I

774
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:08,840
Speaker 1: am putting on all fucking handcuffs. She's just saying handcuffs

775
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 1: in the midroom. I would use them? Yeah yeah, not

776
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 1: a me. A vibrator? No fuck no? She do want

777
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:25,280
Speaker 1: to know a good dick? Feel like crazy? You crazy? Candles? Yeah? Wait? Lighting?

778
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 1: No like sexually handles? Yeah? I thought you were lighting? No? No, no, okay?

779
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 1: Spanking where good? Question? A little? But not yours? Hers?

780
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:52,319
Speaker 1: Definitely not mine? You never know a little a little

781
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 1: good spake? Do I spank her? Would you enjoy? Would

782
00:39:55,719 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 1: you guys enjoy that? Do you like speaking choking? I

783
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 1: said yes, I'm thinking that is yes. So I'm gonna

784
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,440
Speaker 1: just do the be all and all before we get

785
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 1: to the homemail. You guys are both super cute. At

786
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 1: some point in your lifetime, someone's gonna try to fund

787
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:17,360
Speaker 1: the both of you. What are you saying? It's not me?

788
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 1: You guys are gonna go out our Coash is gonna

789
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:23,480
Speaker 1: get famous. He's gonna do a way better fucking set

790
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 1: than we've seen on fucking Netflix. And then suddenly you're

791
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 1: gonna have to go on tour because we're gonna have

792
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 1: to keep these bitches from the Green Eyes monster apparently. Now,

793
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 1: when a woman comes up to you guys and she's

794
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: totally flirting and she's like, oh my god, you're gorgeous

795
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah, and your little boyfriend too, boom,

796
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 1: what do you do to say? Now? What's your what's

797
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 1: what do you do? What if she's super hot and

798
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 1: I'll never see her again? Do you have the experience?

799
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 1: Do not have the experience? How is that conversation going

800
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 1: talk to other? Hose No, disregard that bitch, disregard you

801
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 1: out of here, bitch. Do you get a little jelly?

802
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 1: Do you get a little possessive? Yes, you do. I do.

803
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 1: I think it's gotten better, like as I've gotten more

804
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,360
Speaker 1: secure and confident with myself. But I was definitely like

805
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 1: pretty jealous of like stupid ship, like just be glad

806
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:21,799
Speaker 1: not really know you. You know, It's funny is once

807
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: I started the podcast, her confidence that no girls are

808
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 1: d M and me was just skyrocketed. She's just like

809
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 1: nobody M and you. Well you have to talk about

810
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,320
Speaker 1: her so much, like we also just a it's a

811
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 1: dude podcast. For the most part, I'm really glad that

812
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 1: you decided to come on here, even though I know

813
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,839
Speaker 1: I asked you about blow jobs, but like a space

814
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,880
Speaker 1: at least, but no, I mean as someone that listens

815
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 1: to flagrant like I know that like your girlfriend is

816
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,360
Speaker 1: such a part of your life, Like I feel like

817
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 1: you know, we all hear the stories of a lot

818
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,239
Speaker 1: and even in your set to talk about her. So

819
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,279
Speaker 1: I think it's great that you both are here. So

820
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 1: definitely no three things like ever happening. I feel like

821
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 1: he would never want to do it through So wow,

822
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 1: that's what you've said to me though, Yeah, I wouldn't

823
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 1: be into it. That's too much. That's too much pressure.

824
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,279
Speaker 1: It's a lot of pressure. But I saw it on

825
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:07,839
Speaker 1: a Seinfeld episode when I was When I was younger,

826
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 1: I was like, that's stupid, And then when I got older,

827
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 1: I was like, this, man, pressuresoms are so much work, Like, seriously,

828
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 1: is a lot of work. Legs are flying like it's exhausting,

829
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: and then like at one point you want to get fucked,

830
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 1: but you're like, no, no, I'm trying to be a

831
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: good sport. It's exhausting. What were you to say? Yeah,

832
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: but what I was gonna say. Have you seen the

833
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: episode of Gossip Girl where they have a three so

834
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 1: and then he should like CBS, No, it's on It's

835
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 1: on Netflix. Whatever. I just like one of my favorite

836
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 1: shows that I've always watched, like since I was like eighteen.

837
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Speaker 1: But they had a threesome and then he ended up

838
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Speaker 1: breaking up with this girl and started dating the other girl,

839
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:47,359
Speaker 1: like when Dan broke up with Olivia Vanessa, remember when

840
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:51,799
Speaker 1: they Yeah, that's like that. But you said you feel

841
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Speaker 1: like he would not want to Does that mean you

842
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 1: would Do you find women attractive in that way? Or? Um?

843
00:42:56,920 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 1: I like, yeah, I mean some women, not like I

844
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 1: don't think like that much like sexually, but like I mean,

845
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 1: I can see how women are attractive, like Cassie is

846
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 1: like my girl crush. I feel more like I'm sorry dancing. No,

847
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I'm not saying I would have a three.

848
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 1: So I'm just saying I don't like see, how are

849
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Speaker 1: you think? Let's calm it down here, fucking space, Jim.

850
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 1: You shouldn't be wearing a hand, you know why? Now?

851
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: Is it? Like okay? When you think about a girl

852
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 1: like kissing, like do you think that's hot? Have you

853
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: ever watched Born like that? I feel like if I

854
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 1: wanted to kiss a girl, it would only be to

855
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 1: like turn a guy on, so like the intent would

856
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,760
Speaker 1: still be, Yeah, the intent would be like the novelty

857
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 1: or like just like a bucket list thing, or like

858
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 1: the intent would be to turn a man on. So

859
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 1: it's not like actually the attraction to her, you know

860
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 1: what I mean. But a lot of women feel that way.

861
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,280
Speaker 1: A lot of women that are asking for threesomes for women,

862
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: like people ask during Our Lives show like oh if

863
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 1: I do this, like I feel like my boyfriend Like

864
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,800
Speaker 1: it's like which is like me? They would want to

865
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 1: go down. But you actually have like a like a

866
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 1: real attraction, right, But like it sucks. I've made out

867
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Speaker 1: with girls like that all the time and they're like,

868
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:16,440
Speaker 1: you're cute, Like I'm gonna just put this on Instagram,

869
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:20,280
Speaker 1: and it sucks. It's fucking terrible. You feel like an object.

870
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 1: I feel like not like an object, but like I've

871
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 1: always felt like girls would like to test me out.

872
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm not the's a threesome starter kid

873
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 1: either lesbian starter kid, not a threesome starter kid civic

874
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 1: for lesbians. We just but that's what you start with.

875
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:51,800
Speaker 1: That's what you start with. We're gonna get we all getato, homemail.

876
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:56,399
Speaker 1: I love this question. Okay, first, I love y'all. Don't

877
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Speaker 1: use my name. I'm a patron. I went to the

878
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Speaker 1: d C show. My boyfriend and I have been together

879
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 1: from a five years. We met in college and he

880
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 1: took my virginity. So he's the only man I've ever

881
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:06,319
Speaker 1: been with. I love him to death, but we've been

882
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 1: struggling because of distrust and him just not giving me

883
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:11,360
Speaker 1: the ship I deserve. I guess I'm an emo ho

884
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 1: because it's definitely affected the sex we've decided to work

885
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:16,440
Speaker 1: it out, and he's given me permission to fun someone

886
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 1: else without him. I'm not going to that's crazy. Actually,

887
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 1: I'm dying to. Like I'm gonna look through the pictures

888
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: now and figure out who came with their boyfriends. We

889
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 1: decided to work it out, and he's giving me proficient

890
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,879
Speaker 1: permission to fun someone else without him. I'm not going

891
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 1: to until I feel a little bit better about us,

892
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 1: because I want to be with him, But I need

893
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 1: to know. How Am I gonna know if a nigga

894
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,840
Speaker 1: has good dick. I'm not trying to waste my damn pass.

895
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:39,839
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can come vaginally or if

896
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 1: my man is a stroke off. Either way, I'm gonna

897
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 1: find out. The sex used to be amazing and he

898
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,759
Speaker 1: makes me come clatorially all the time. Don't go in

899
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 1: on my man now. I'm curious to know. Do you

900
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 1: think the hall pass as someone that he took her virginity?

901
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 1: The guy similar to you right, the only person she's

902
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,400
Speaker 1: out of sex with. Do you think the hall Pass

903
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 1: is bull ship? Do you think he's testing her? If

904
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 1: you ever offered a hall of pack like, would you ever?

905
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:05,880
Speaker 1: I would never in my fucking life all for a

906
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:12,319
Speaker 1: hall pass. That's crazy, all pass? But do you think

907
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 1: he's bullshitting? This dude is bullshitting Do you think he's

908
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:17,759
Speaker 1: playing with her? Maybe? I don't know because I can't

909
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: think of any reason a guy would say, hey, go

910
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:22,439
Speaker 1: flux somebody else. That's just weird. I don't know why

911
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 1: he would offer that unless he really truly believed, like, Okay,

912
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,479
Speaker 1: this is I'm something I'm okay with, or he really

913
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,840
Speaker 1: truly had faith in her coming back to him and

914
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 1: like this is like a temporary feeling, but you're going

915
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 1: to come back to like me because I love you.

916
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 1: Unless he's like, really that racially in tune with her?

917
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:43,880
Speaker 1: Do you think they're like? For you? Guys? Is there

918
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 1: ever pressure that you're the only people that you'll have

919
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 1: sex with? Right? Like, I mean, you both love each

920
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: other very much, you enjoy the sex with each other,

921
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: But is there any pressure that you won't suck anybody else?

922
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 1: And that's why I thought this question was great because

923
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:58,400
Speaker 1: it's like the unknown, Like do you ever feel like that?

924
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 1: Do people ever say that to y'all? I'm sure your

925
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 1: girlfriends are your guy friends, like damn any money else?

926
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 1: Like I think, Well, the girls that I'm friends that

927
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 1: are kind of similar to me, like like we just

928
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:14,759
Speaker 1: grew up like kind of conservatively. But besides that, it's

929
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 1: to me like it's really special to share it with

930
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 1: someone who you you just share so much like love

931
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:24,920
Speaker 1: with And if I felt like I could have that

932
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,399
Speaker 1: love with someone else, then maybe, But I don't feel

933
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:29,839
Speaker 1: like I could also get that emotional connection with someone else,

934
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 1: so it doesn't feel like I'm really missing out, you know,

935
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:36,919
Speaker 1: I don't know. I hate you, Like she's so great

936
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:39,720
Speaker 1: and you're wearing litter, like it's great, like you're literally

937
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 1: conservative wearing litter, but like I know, there's can't get

938
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 1: that one and a half waiter, what about you? Do you?

939
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure like flagrancy, like people are telling

940
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 1: you like you never don't get some new pussy like

941
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:53,320
Speaker 1: you're a man. There's there's there's beautiful girls you attempted,

942
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 1: but you just don't. I don't know. Yeah, it's just

943
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:59,759
Speaker 1: not I'm proud of you. You guys are so ill.

944
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:06,359
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna live. Alex, come hug me. I'm sorry.

945
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 1: These dreads are a little too, you know, Alex, Alex

946
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: and Alex and Wheezier like Ross and Rachel. Like Ross

947
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 1: and Rachel, we are not like Ross and Rachel the

948
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:20,239
Speaker 1: last Weeker's network. We are okay. First of all, y'all

949
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:25,399
Speaker 1: all gotta stop. It's not fucking true. What happened to them?

950
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 1: They got together? Else she turned into lesbian Rachel lesbian

951
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 1: beginning of the show as another girl. I mean, no

952
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:37,800
Speaker 1: one my friends. Anyway, If you guys enjoyed Oh Cosh,

953
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 1: check him out on Flagrant to his shitty aass co

954
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:43,799
Speaker 1: host is in here problematic wearing a space jam hat.

955
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 1: My god, Um, I'm so glad that you came. I'm

956
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 1: actually shocked that you came on here. Yeah. I don't know.

957
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 1: I just thought it would be fun. Yeah he did

958
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 1: you have a good time? Yeah? I did. It was

959
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 1: low jop thing was that was? Yeah, I can't least

960
00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 1: stopped it. I felt it, I felt vibes, and she

961
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 1: was appreciate it. But like, I'm really glad you went

962
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 1: in for the lesbian ship. But thank you for your advice,

963
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 1: O Cosh, you were fun except for making fun of

964
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:11,279
Speaker 1: the girl with Lucas. Um. If you want a little

965
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:13,239
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966
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967
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Speaker 1: They come out every Monday after our regular episodes. O cosh,

968
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Speaker 1: tell us where they can find you, and not where

969
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 1: they can find your girl. I won't plug her at

970
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:35,520
Speaker 1: all day. Um, you know, listen to podcast. Listen to me,

971
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 1: I'll flagrant to We got regular episodes every Tuesday, and

972
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 1: they got Patreon episodes every Friday. Fast is going Patreon

973
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Speaker 1: in the world. Second is horrible decisions Twitter. Everything is

974
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Speaker 1: a cosh saying my name A K A S H

975
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Speaker 1: S I N G. H Um. I'm excited to see

976
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 1: your stand up again. I'm sure one day you'll be.

977
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie every time I watch an Indian

978
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 1: dude on Netflix. I'm just like I'm a I'm ann

979
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 1: pomp more shootout. I'm gonna get on that Andrew Schultz plan.

980
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 1: I just gotta get the money you have to produce

981
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:05,360
Speaker 1: my own ship. Yeah, we gotta get this. We really do.

982
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:09,440
Speaker 1: We do, because you'll imagine if we can get more

983
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:11,320
Speaker 1: ship like this. You know how good this was. This

984
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 1: was fucking gold. All we need is now the almost

985
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 1: reasome to happen so you could just have material for

986
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:19,800
Speaker 1: the next year. That's it. I mean, imagine if it

987
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:22,120
Speaker 1: happened just like a little like, oh, you know, maybe

988
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 1: he'll like it if I do the kids, damn new

989
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 1: set new bit like yo this last week a bit

990
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:33,759
Speaker 1: try to make out with my girl. It is a

991
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:35,759
Speaker 1: good idea. Anyway, if you don't want to do that,

992
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:38,760
Speaker 1: you can always get back in here in the closet.

993
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening. This has been another episode of

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Speaker 1: horrible decisions by was Mad entertained