WEBVTT - Normalize being an awful person 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:19.840 Welcome back to you can't. 0:00:20.239 --> 0:00:20.760 You can't. 0:00:21.720 --> 0:00:29.080 Welcome back to emergency intercom with why welcome back to 0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:35.919 emergency Intercom. Okay, motherfucker. 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:39.760 See. And that's just he thinks he can. 0:00:40.159 --> 0:00:42.839 It's all fun in games. It's all fun in games. 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:46.120 That's me when when you found out I was banging 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:48.479 your mom, I was like, it's all fun of games. 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:50.760 It doesn't have to be there doesn't have to be 0:00:50.840 --> 0:00:54.560 anger in that, you know, right? 0:00:54.920 --> 0:00:57.080 Oh true? Are you okay? 0:00:57.640 --> 0:01:01.800 Now I'm literally being attacked. I'm being attacked constantly. 0:01:02.000 --> 0:01:05.040 He's being attacked by all the people in his fucking head. 0:01:06.040 --> 0:01:09.280 How are you hey, we're doing a podcast. You should 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:12.959 have just like start scrolling through your plants. Six. Okay, 0:01:13.920 --> 0:01:21.240 he's just he needs his time, guys, Seriously, he's one 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:23.480 a real reaction. 0:01:23.840 --> 0:01:26.720 That's how I scroll through TikTok. 0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:27.200 Is like, just. 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:30.720 I know, that's when I know it's time to walk 0:01:30.760 --> 0:01:34.120 away from the app. When I can't even watch like 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:37.880 thirty fifteen second app, I almost an episode, you. 0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:43.960 Know, you know, I'm like, you know those like game 0:01:44.040 --> 0:01:46.840 cafes in Japan where like people will die like shitting 0:01:46.840 --> 0:01:49.000 themselves and like buckets and shit and they just die 0:01:49.040 --> 0:01:49.840 because they like. 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:50.800 Are so addicted to you. 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:53.400 Yeah, they don't eat. That's how I'm becoming with my phone. 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:56.520 It's like to the point where I'm like laying immobilized 0:01:56.560 --> 0:01:59.080 in bed and like my brain is like get rid 0:01:59.120 --> 0:02:01.240 of this phone, Like throw, just throw it across the room. 0:02:01.280 --> 0:02:03.520 And my hand is like clutching it tighter and tighter, 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:05.720 and it's like white knuckling, and I'm like trying to 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:07.480 get rid of it. And then I just keep scrolling. 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:09.800 And it's like I get so frustrated with myself that 0:02:09.880 --> 0:02:14.280 I'm still scrolling. But I just can't stop scrolling. Oh wow, 0:02:15.280 --> 0:02:16.200 can't stop scrolling. 0:02:16.240 --> 0:02:17.200 We got to make that a song. 0:02:17.320 --> 0:02:20.200 Yeah, that'll be a hit. It's like, uh, that's what 0:02:20.240 --> 0:02:24.240 the mask did. That's what the point of the mask is. 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:30.480 I hate that one. Oh it's like, never mind. I 0:02:30.639 --> 0:02:32.520 just had a moment again. Sorry I sound like I'm 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:34.520 having a stroke, but I just had a moment again 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:36.920 where my joke would have only made sense if I 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:39.919 literally interrupted your sentence. And then I started to interrupt you, 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:41.480 and I was like, oh my fucking god, I have 0:02:41.560 --> 0:02:43.440 to stop doing that. I was gonna say the voice 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:45.399 in the back of your head is literally in your room. 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:47.840 You were experiencing like a Lord of the Rings type 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:52.280 of like experience with fucking Gollam and the Ring. And 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:55.760 that's like you're but that's also he's just a schizophrenic character. 0:02:55.919 --> 0:02:58.160 But maybe we should delve into that. But like he 0:02:58.280 --> 0:03:00.640 literally like he has voices in his head in a 0:03:00.680 --> 0:03:02.360 really scary way. And I hate that I even know 0:03:02.480 --> 0:03:03.840 so much about the Lord of the Rings. 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:04.720 I don't even but that was. 0:03:04.639 --> 0:03:06.639 Like something my family watched growing up. But we don't 0:03:06.680 --> 0:03:08.360 have to leave that in because nobody needs to know 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:09.480 that I'm a Lord of the Rings. 0:03:09.600 --> 0:03:11.800 No, we're leaving that in. Ina is a Lord of 0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:14.920 the Rings. Stand she watches all of them. She's even 0:03:15.000 --> 0:03:15.520 down to the. 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:18.560 Hobbit feet look like that, Like that was unnecessary. 0:03:18.560 --> 0:03:27.720 People like me, why big big hairy feet, big man feet. 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:31.400 Oh okay, okay. 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:32.240 We didn't say anything. 0:03:32.240 --> 0:03:32.960 You're the one. 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:37.080 Whatever, Just say what you want to say about me, Like, oh, 0:03:37.160 --> 0:03:42.640 I'm nasty, y'all didn't say anything. Y'all didn't just call 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:45.960 me a freak bitch. Yeah, because because I like big 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:48.320 hairy hobbit feet, Like, what the fuck? 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:51.160 We didn't say anything, you said it and then you 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:52.360 got super weird. 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:54.240 Can we just move on because y'all are attacking me. 0:03:54.680 --> 0:03:56.120 I mean, we're waiting for you to finish. 0:03:56.480 --> 0:04:00.240 Oh wait, I'll wait for you to finish. Oh oh 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:03.680 ah wait, oh oh that's right. 0:04:03.800 --> 0:04:06.400 That's what that email call do. I got the say 0:04:06.480 --> 0:04:09.080 one wait. Wait, I wonder if they changed the O 0:04:09.880 --> 0:04:12.320 for that magazine. I wonder if they changed the wording 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:12.840 a little bit. 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:15.720 But you need to I want to. Yeah, I want 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:17.640 it to be known that this is something I want 0:04:17.720 --> 0:04:19.720 to do. And I thought it was hilarious and I'm 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:22.720 not offended by it at all. But I got an 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:26.960 email asking me to be, like to uh be a 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:29.919 part of their magazine. And I think, like it's like 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:32.680 a spread or I don't know, like a big interview, 0:04:32.839 --> 0:04:36.040 like I'm cover model like material, Like they want me. 0:04:36.080 --> 0:04:38.360 To find it. I mean yesterday when you were saying it, 0:04:38.360 --> 0:04:40.640 it was way more subdued of an email. 0:04:41.240 --> 0:04:42.719 Yeah. They just want me to be like a really 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:44.880 big part, maybe even like editor in chief of the 0:04:44.920 --> 0:04:49.200 company one day. But we'll get into that later. But 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:55.440 the issue, like, without spoiling it too much, they basically 0:04:55.480 --> 0:04:58.040 were like, we just like freaks. We want to talk 0:04:58.080 --> 0:05:01.680 to freaks and people who have and like gay, like 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:05.680 we want to talk to gay freaks. And I was like, oh, because. 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:08.200 Like this this issue, we're going to be exploring what 0:05:08.279 --> 0:05:10.640 it's like to be a freak and we're going to 0:05:10.680 --> 0:05:12.000 be exploring sexuality. 0:05:12.200 --> 0:05:14.039 Yeah, and I was like, oh, so I'm a gay freak. 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:16.440 I got the same email and then I had to 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:18.520 reply and I was like, Hey, you need to get 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:20.960 rid of the last part because that is not fucking 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:23.159 me the freaking and then we got into a big 0:05:23.279 --> 0:05:25.800 argument me and this person. Yeah, I guess I'm not 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:26.719 getting the cover with you. 0:05:26.760 --> 0:05:27.960 It's going to be that's great. 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:30.880 I got an email from the Big Perfect Penis magazine. 0:05:31.080 --> 0:05:37.400 Oh really yeah, bp b bpp pp. Didn't they spill 0:05:37.480 --> 0:05:40.200 oil into the ocean or something that. 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:42.000 Different? 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:42.480 Yeah? 0:05:42.560 --> 0:05:45.760 And they got they got flagged down for photoshop, Like 0:05:45.760 --> 0:05:47.800 it came out that they all they do is photoshop. 0:05:47.880 --> 0:05:50.039 That's a different company. This is just a magazine that 0:05:50.080 --> 0:05:51.640 focuses on people with Big Perfect. 0:05:52.600 --> 0:05:56.200 I think you're supporting a big oil company that fracts 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:57.400 and causes earthquakes. 0:05:57.880 --> 0:05:59.520 This is a totally different thing. 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:04.360 You would though, that's kind of your vibe support, Like I. 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:07.760 Saw you give. I saw this girl talking about like 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:12.560 literally gas lating, gas laing, gas lighting. It's like this 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:15.840 new thing. It's like similar to gas lighting. It's called gaslating. 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:19.760 It's like you know, you know, like Klee, like L 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:23.039 E I G H, it's gas lading like L E 0:06:23.120 --> 0:06:26.120 I G H I G. It's like it's a good vibe. 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:28.560 I didn't understand the first part of that, Like what 0:06:28.600 --> 0:06:29.279 word did you say? 0:06:29.360 --> 0:06:33.640 Kylee? Like the Middle of America names or keep getting longer, 0:06:33.680 --> 0:06:35.280 and it used to be like k A y l 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:38.200 e y or whatever k however you spell k lee. 0:06:38.279 --> 0:06:40.839 But now it's k A Y L e I g H. 0:06:40.920 --> 0:06:43.320 And it's like dax lead d A x l e I. 0:06:43.400 --> 0:06:44.920 They add lead to the end of everything. 0:06:44.960 --> 0:06:48.279 But if you were changing it from gas lighting to 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:51.520 gas lading, you know that only one letter changes. It 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:52.520 doesn't add a letter. 0:06:53.279 --> 0:06:56.360 But it's like ley, you're saying like L E I 0:06:56.440 --> 0:07:00.720 G H T I N G Yeah, yeah later, right. 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:08.320 But I saw this like person talking about like and 0:07:08.360 --> 0:07:11.000 gaslighting the audience, about like what it was like to 0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:13.560 be a Victoria's Secret model back then, and like they 0:07:13.560 --> 0:07:16.720 were like, I mean, it's like not our fault that 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:20.600 like we're so beautiful and we have such mathetics and 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:23.760 like saying like and sure they edited the shit out 0:07:23.760 --> 0:07:25.520 of us, but like a lot of it was us, 0:07:25.520 --> 0:07:28.360 and they were like making it seem like the young 0:07:28.440 --> 0:07:31.320 generation of girls growing up on Victoria's Secret was like 0:07:31.400 --> 0:07:34.040 the problem that they were tuning in and like, I 0:07:34.080 --> 0:07:37.320 don't know, I just thought it was funny because. 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:40.480 Yeah, well, because you're trying to tell extremely hot person 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:43.160 that they're not that hot, Like that's basically what you 0:07:43.200 --> 0:07:45.480 do is like Okay, yes, we understand you're sexy, but 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:48.240 you were being photoshopped to look even sexier. It's like no, 0:07:48.320 --> 0:07:53.200 I like, okay, like backtrack because I am sexy, so 0:07:53.680 --> 0:07:54.960 to why don't you just leave it there? Why does 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:58.320 it have to be a thing? But so I stand 0:07:58.320 --> 0:07:59.480 with the Victoria's Secret model. 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:01.360 Yeah, I was gonna say, at the end of the day, 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:01.960 that's like all that. 0:08:02.160 --> 0:08:05.119 Like God didn't give you huge boobs by seventh grade, 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:06.960 then tough luck. I had to go through that too, 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:09.400 and you know what, I don't know how I survived, 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:12.880 but I did some things. You just make it through. 0:08:13.400 --> 0:08:16.200 Country girls make do. Country girls make do. 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:21.800 Speaking of school, I miss hiding the wire in my headphones. Oh, 0:08:21.840 --> 0:08:25.480 because we saw that TikTok. That was like people like 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:29.400 showing how they're gonna hide their AirPod. We'll insert it. 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:34.719 Do you have AirPod in? Ma'am? Do you have air 0:08:34.760 --> 0:08:40.840 pods in your ears? But it's like okay because you 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:43.040 haven't seen it, because like we don't send new stuff 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:44.640 because like you're not our friend once. 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:45.199 You leave this house. 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:48.440 It was this TikTok of these girls like showing how 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:50.280 they're gonna take their air pod out when the teacher 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:51.760 is like, do you have an air pod in? And 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:53.560 they're using their hair to cover and they're like, oh no, 0:08:53.640 --> 0:08:56.920 and then they're like grabbing it and moving their hair 0:08:56.960 --> 0:08:59.160 to the side with the AirPod like in their hand 0:08:59.400 --> 0:09:01.520 to grab it so the teacher doesn't see it. And 0:09:01.640 --> 0:09:04.040 me and you were talking about how that was like 0:09:04.120 --> 0:09:06.680 such a thing for us, but with wired headphones, And 0:09:06.720 --> 0:09:08.120 I don't know if you did that too, or if 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:09.880 you were so fucking old that they didn't have that 0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:11.079 kind of technology. 0:09:11.040 --> 0:09:14.840 Yeah, I don't know, running it through this shirt and 0:09:14.960 --> 0:09:16.840 down the arm and it like comes out and you 0:09:16.840 --> 0:09:18.880 have to like sit it on your head. 0:09:19.679 --> 0:09:22.560 We had headphones when I was in high school. 0:09:22.280 --> 0:09:25.520 Like, oh, high school. Did they have those in middle 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:26.280 school and stuff? 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:28.280 Yeah, they had them in middle school, and they had 0:09:28.320 --> 0:09:30.000 them before I was in middle school. 0:09:30.040 --> 0:09:33.040 But I'm not the big ones that like astronauts like 0:09:33.240 --> 0:09:37.000 Useta powered. Yeah, not the steam hunk. 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:41.559 You're right, yeah, right right. 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:44.320 I don't know why I went down that tangent. 0:09:44.840 --> 0:09:48.280 Yeah, we were just talking about like how in high school, 0:09:48.320 --> 0:09:50.720 like we had to do that, but now people can 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:53.040 just like wirelessly take them out and hide it with 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:55.040 just their hair and we had to like hide it 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:58.719 through our shirt, but like is way easier because like 0:09:59.000 --> 0:10:01.120 you just drop it and it goes through your thing. 0:10:01.200 --> 0:10:03.080 You take it off, and like now you have to 0:10:03.120 --> 0:10:05.600 like pull your hair aside and like pull it out. 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:07.560 And I don't think I ever got caught with headphones 0:10:07.559 --> 0:10:10.960 on in class and then yeah, because I think it 0:10:11.000 --> 0:10:13.000 wasn't like a popular thing to do now, but now 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:18.160 it's popular to have headphone in hit Vabe, eat Hot 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:22.440 Cheeto and in high school, which is like really weird. 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:27.160 Fuck I thought of something so fucking funny, Like as 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:29.720 we were talking about that, what were we talking before? 0:10:29.840 --> 0:10:32.439 It doesn't matter anymore. I lost it, But like there 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:34.440 was something that popped into my head that was like 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:37.280 literally the funniest thing I was ever gonna say ever, 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:40.880 And it sucks that I lost it. You get to 0:10:40.920 --> 0:10:45.800 see me just go through it and just experience that, boss, 0:10:46.480 --> 0:10:47.920 Would you still love me if I was gay? 0:10:50.000 --> 0:10:52.839 Wait? Say that? I'm I think I'm miss hearing that sentence. 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:54.080 It Would you still love me? If I was gay? 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:54.839 What are you say? 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:55.720 Like? If? 0:10:56.400 --> 0:10:59.640 Like, if you were are you hearing him? Or am I? 0:11:00.559 --> 0:11:02.839 Yeah? It seems like he's confused. 0:11:03.440 --> 0:11:08.079 Hey, oh yeah, he's not here. That's why he like, one. 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:09.120 What's going on? 0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:17.040 We love you? Because you are a getting uh where 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:22.199 am I? You're at your house doing a podcast. 0:11:22.920 --> 0:11:28.439 I have been studying like near death experiences a lot, yeah, 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:32.640 and I want to experience that so fucking. 0:11:32.360 --> 0:11:35.359 Bad, like that shit is dramaticized. 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:38.000 I feel like everyone might be just lying a little bit, 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:41.000 just like sell a book. But like also all other 0:11:41.120 --> 0:11:45.120 experiences being so similar is so fascinating and like I 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:48.200 genuinely but I also like have become attached to it 0:11:48.240 --> 0:11:50.160 because like when my brother died, it was so sudden 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:53.720 and scary that like I needed something to like latch onto, 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:57.040 and it was just like oh, like near death experiences 0:11:57.080 --> 0:12:00.319 like DMT. Like when you do DMT, it's a very 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:03.120 similar trip experience to when like people die for six 0:12:03.160 --> 0:12:05.559 minutes and they experience the world and everything all at 0:12:05.559 --> 0:12:08.080 once and like all this shit. And I was just like, Oh, 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:10.480 that's like really comforting to know that there is some 0:12:10.600 --> 0:12:14.760 form of afterlife, whether it's like religious or spiritual or not. 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:17.920 But yeah, it was just like watching videos if people 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:22.080 talk about near death experiences, and it was like blowing 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:24.720 my mind because all these people like share the same 0:12:24.800 --> 0:12:27.040 experience and I don't know, like, and this was like 0:12:27.200 --> 0:12:29.640 long before the Internet where people could watch a video 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:31.640 and then be like I'm just gonna regurgitate that but 0:12:31.679 --> 0:12:33.680 add my own twist to it and so it sounds 0:12:33.720 --> 0:12:35.640 like it's real but it isn't. And I don't know, 0:12:35.679 --> 0:12:37.720 It's just it was really cool to like just go 0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:39.640 on that deep dive and I'm like, oh, I need 0:12:39.640 --> 0:12:40.920 to experience a near death experience. 0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:43.680 And how do you make that happen without like literally 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:45.199 just putting yourself in danger. 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:48.040 You have to put yourself in danger the risk versus reward. 0:12:48.720 --> 0:12:50.280 That's a good way to look at life, Like you 0:12:50.320 --> 0:12:53.880 have to put yourself in danger to see what life 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:57.400 has to offer you. Well, are you gonna do it? 0:12:57.520 --> 0:12:57.760 Or why? 0:12:59.720 --> 0:13:02.160 Yeah? I think you should like make it happen. Wait 0:13:02.200 --> 0:13:03.600 do I have to be around or are you just 0:13:03.640 --> 0:13:04.120 gonna like. 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:05.920 Well, yeah, because you have to resuscitate me. 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:09.240 Oh my god, I wouldn't be near death. You need 0:13:09.280 --> 0:13:09.959 her to be like. 0:13:09.920 --> 0:13:12.920 Out, no, no, no, it needs to be six minutes. 0:13:12.960 --> 0:13:15.920 That's the longest I can go and to explore the afterlife. 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:18.960 And then when I'll meet like a mirror version, like 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:22.120 the enlightened version of myself that kind of looks like 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:24.800 me but has like a different haircut or something, and 0:13:25.360 --> 0:13:27.480 literally all he says to me is like, no, you 0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:29.679 gotta go back, like it's not your time, and then 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:31.960 I get sucked into my body through my belly button? 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:35.640 Is that what people describe an enlightened version of themselves? 0:13:35.720 --> 0:13:37.600 Not like an enlightened version, but they like it's like 0:13:37.640 --> 0:13:38.559 the underworld version. 0:13:38.600 --> 0:13:41.400 Why do you give yourself a different haircut? Because it's 0:13:41.400 --> 0:13:44.960 the key, Like that's how you know, that's for fun. 0:13:45.360 --> 0:13:48.760 And I had highlights and I had really nice nails 0:13:48.840 --> 0:13:53.000 on envisioning my enlighten version. I'm like, oh, I had 0:13:53.040 --> 0:13:56.160 like an eyelash perm and my hair was really long. 0:13:56.440 --> 0:13:58.880 I had a nice blow out that. Yeah, that's my 0:13:58.960 --> 0:14:00.679 enlightened version true, like the. 0:14:00.679 --> 0:14:03.840 Gay version of okay wow, okay. 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:06.079 So that goes to answer his question if you were gay, 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:09.160 he wouldn't love you. Apparently, No, there's the answer right there. 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:11.760 I'm saying, because you're straight, and then you I'm helping 0:14:11.840 --> 0:14:13.920 you with your original statement that. 0:14:13.880 --> 0:14:18.520 You how about you pipe the fu down and stop 0:14:18.640 --> 0:14:20.760 coming for me and attacking my character. 0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:26.119 Stop coming, stop my friend me And it's crazy, stop coming. 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:29.040 Coming all over me right now, and it's like fucking scary. 0:14:29.080 --> 0:14:31.440 No, it's coming for me. You don't say coming on me, 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:34.200 you say coming for me, But I come for hey, 0:14:34.280 --> 0:14:36.800 I come for you all the time. You know that, 0:14:38.000 --> 0:14:40.640 we know that. You know that that. Who are the 0:14:40.680 --> 0:14:44.120 freaks who are downloading Halo onto the computers at school? 0:14:44.360 --> 0:14:47.040 Because you always got to the computer and Halo was there? 0:14:47.160 --> 0:14:49.000 But who was the freak who took the time to 0:14:49.040 --> 0:14:51.200 fucking download it? And I did know a kid who 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:53.160 like that was his talent? He was like watch this 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:55.360 like and he knew how to download it? And why 0:14:55.440 --> 0:14:57.360 was that like a flex? Because all of us were 0:14:57.400 --> 0:14:59.960 genuinely amazed. We couldn't believe it, thought that it was. 0:15:00.320 --> 0:15:09.240 It's become Soakamoto. What is ito? 0:15:09.400 --> 0:15:09.600 Yah? 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:13.920 Yeah, because it's like Samsung, Motorola like all of it. 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:18.760 Like it's the guy that made bitcoin for like anonymous. 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:21.960 Figure but you know his name Kai. Can you stop 0:15:22.000 --> 0:15:24.080 talking about bitcoin? You're scaring those. 0:15:25.000 --> 0:15:27.920 Dude, you simply can't win. 0:15:29.040 --> 0:15:34.040 No, Yeah, that was always a vibe. But like y'all, 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:37.440 I don't know if they're experiencing typing class the way 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:42.000 we did right now. Typing class was like fucking lit. 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:45.320 And then you would have like computer time like once 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:47.880 a week for like thirty minutes or like in between 0:15:47.920 --> 0:15:50.440 periods or something, or a full period, and like you'd 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:53.400 go in and you play like the most bunk fucking 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:56.120 games you've ever played in your life. But like I 0:15:56.200 --> 0:15:59.040 have vivid memories of them being like the best game. 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:03.440 Like I think there was called like Cyberchase or something, Cyberchase, 0:16:03.560 --> 0:16:10.240 pop Tropica. There's one more like almost Borderline MMO, but 0:16:10.280 --> 0:16:14.680 it wasn't really, But like those Chropica and Cyberchase were 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:16.640 like the best games I've ever played in my life. 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:19.720 And actually I'm gonna start playing it again. Dude. 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:23.320 Wait, actually there was another one. My brother texted it 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:26.760 to me literally like four days ago or I think, 0:16:26.800 --> 0:16:29.240 whoa wha, wha, wha wha. I just accidentally started sharing 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:31.920 my photos with that person. Did you ever play boom Bang? 0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:33.680 No? But that art style was awesome. 0:16:34.520 --> 0:16:37.880 Boom Bang was like poptropica and it was so fun. 0:16:38.480 --> 0:16:41.720 So you know that little city that you always talk 0:16:41.760 --> 0:16:43.080 about that, I was like, Oh, I want to go 0:16:43.120 --> 0:16:46.360 there so bad that like you grew up like being 0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:49.360 a kid and experiencing like the workforce and like all 0:16:49.400 --> 0:16:49.760 that shit. 0:16:50.160 --> 0:16:51.120 Oh, I want to do City. 0:16:51.200 --> 0:16:54.600 I want to do City. They're building one in Fort Worth, Dallas. 0:16:54.640 --> 0:16:57.080 I think it's already open, but like you can go 0:16:57.200 --> 0:16:59.680 in and like be a fast food worker, but like 0:16:59.760 --> 0:17:02.760 you're actually getting to eat like the fast food that 0:17:02.800 --> 0:17:05.080 you make. Like I think there's like a pizza hut 0:17:05.080 --> 0:17:06.639 in there or some shit like that, and you Like, 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:08.040 I loved. 0:17:07.680 --> 0:17:09.879 Want to do City. Want to do City was truly 0:17:09.960 --> 0:17:13.280 making children dream of labor. Like it was amazing and 0:17:13.320 --> 0:17:15.439 I loved it. I loved every fucking second. 0:17:16.680 --> 0:17:21.359 It's a labor simulator for children, for children, and like 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:28.359 it's so fucking bizarre, but also like that shit is 0:17:28.400 --> 0:17:29.080 fun as fuck. 0:17:29.440 --> 0:17:31.760 It was literally the most fue ever working at publics 0:17:31.800 --> 0:17:33.919 at the ripe age of seven years old. Like I 0:17:34.000 --> 0:17:35.879 was really feeling my oats and I couldn't believe that 0:17:35.920 --> 0:17:36.840 I was able to do that. 0:17:37.200 --> 0:17:42.320 There, I've saw the most bizarre ad I've ever seen 0:17:42.359 --> 0:17:46.760 in my life. Let me, this is gonna be another 0:17:46.760 --> 0:17:48.760 cut because I'm ad to find this or you can talk. 0:17:48.640 --> 0:17:52.800 Well, oh, I will keep talking actually, because isn't it 0:17:52.840 --> 0:17:54.720 so weird to think that the people watching this for 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:56.720 the majority. I feel like we have a large portion 0:17:56.800 --> 0:17:59.920 of our audience who is near our age. But we 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:03.560 literally grew up in the generation that had computer class. 0:18:03.800 --> 0:18:07.000 We had computer room and computer class like that they 0:18:07.000 --> 0:18:09.800 were still such big contraptions and took up so much 0:18:09.840 --> 0:18:11.960 space and made no sense in our day to day 0:18:12.000 --> 0:18:14.240 life and kind of seemed useless to us for the 0:18:14.240 --> 0:18:17.040 most part. That we literally were dedicating times to learning 0:18:17.080 --> 0:18:19.840 how to do it. And I think about it, I 0:18:19.880 --> 0:18:23.320 was not a like fast typer until I was like 0:18:23.400 --> 0:18:25.520 out of high school. Like I was always really slow 0:18:25.560 --> 0:18:27.400 at typing because I was just like, why the fuck 0:18:27.440 --> 0:18:29.359 do I need to type? And then like nearing the 0:18:29.440 --> 0:18:31.560 end of high school was like, oh shit, like you 0:18:31.600 --> 0:18:33.680 need to type out emails and everything that's ever going 0:18:33.680 --> 0:18:35.520 to happen in your life's going to happen on a computer. 0:18:35.600 --> 0:18:37.960 Now. Yeah, I think like growing up, we just didn't 0:18:38.000 --> 0:18:40.240 realize that, like, yeah, it was going to take over 0:18:40.280 --> 0:18:41.720 the world and in the way it did. But like 0:18:41.760 --> 0:18:44.040 I still remember the first thing I bought on eBay, 0:18:44.560 --> 0:18:47.399 and like I remember it was like so sketchy feeling, 0:18:47.440 --> 0:18:49.360 like I thought I was like committing a crime, and 0:18:49.400 --> 0:18:51.960 like I Loki did because it was like blind robbery, 0:18:52.040 --> 0:18:55.920 like this kid was selling his copy of Pokemon Stadium too, 0:18:56.800 --> 0:18:59.879 and I got it for so fucking cheap, and that 0:19:00.000 --> 0:19:02.920 that's when I first found out like about how awful 0:19:03.000 --> 0:19:06.280 and terrible shipping was and how like you could buy 0:19:06.400 --> 0:19:08.520 something for a ninety nine since but it would be 0:19:08.560 --> 0:19:10.919 like twelve dollars shipped, and it was just like it 0:19:10.960 --> 0:19:14.600 felt like a war crime. Actually, yeah that's the tea. 0:19:15.960 --> 0:19:17.160 Well did he find them? 0:19:17.320 --> 0:19:17.439 No? 0:19:17.480 --> 0:19:20.320 I couldn't find the ad, but basically it was this 0:19:20.400 --> 0:19:23.439 ad of like it made me tear up. But it 0:19:23.480 --> 0:19:28.560 was like this family that was like kind of like 0:19:29.480 --> 0:19:31.800 you couldn't really understand the dynamic and it was just 0:19:31.800 --> 0:19:35.399