Speaker 1: Welcome back to you can't.
Speaker 2: You can't.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to emergency intercom with why welcome back to
Speaker 1: emergency Intercom. Okay, motherfucker.
Speaker 3: See. And that's just he thinks he can.
Speaker 1: It's all fun in games. It's all fun in games.
Speaker 3: That's me when when you found out I was banging
Speaker 3: your mom, I was like, it's all fun of games.
Speaker 3: It doesn't have to be there doesn't have to be
Speaker 3: anger in that, you know, right?
Speaker 2: Oh true? Are you okay?
Speaker 1: Now I'm literally being attacked. I'm being attacked constantly.
Speaker 3: He's being attacked by all the people in his fucking head.
Speaker 3: How are you hey, we're doing a podcast. You should
Speaker 3: have just like start scrolling through your plants. Six. Okay,
Speaker 3: he's just he needs his time, guys, Seriously, he's one
Speaker 3: a real reaction.
Speaker 1: That's how I scroll through TikTok.
Speaker 2: Is like, just.
Speaker 3: I know, that's when I know it's time to walk
Speaker 3: away from the app. When I can't even watch like
Speaker 3: thirty fifteen second app, I almost an episode, you.
Speaker 1: Know, you know, I'm like, you know those like game
Speaker 1: cafes in Japan where like people will die like shitting
Speaker 1: themselves and like buckets and shit and they just die
Speaker 1: because they like.
Speaker 3: Are so addicted to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't eat. That's how I'm becoming with my phone.
Speaker 1: It's like to the point where I'm like laying immobilized
Speaker 1: in bed and like my brain is like get rid
Speaker 1: of this phone, Like throw, just throw it across the room.
Speaker 1: And my hand is like clutching it tighter and tighter,
Speaker 1: and it's like white knuckling, and I'm like trying to
Speaker 1: get rid of it. And then I just keep scrolling.
Speaker 1: And it's like I get so frustrated with myself that
Speaker 1: I'm still scrolling. But I just can't stop scrolling. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: can't stop scrolling.
Speaker 3: We got to make that a song.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'll be a hit. It's like, uh, that's what
Speaker 1: the mask did. That's what the point of the mask is.
Speaker 3: I hate that one. Oh it's like, never mind. I
Speaker 3: just had a moment again. Sorry I sound like I'm
Speaker 3: having a stroke, but I just had a moment again
Speaker 3: where my joke would have only made sense if I
Speaker 3: literally interrupted your sentence. And then I started to interrupt you,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh my fucking god, I have
Speaker 3: to stop doing that. I was gonna say the voice
Speaker 3: in the back of your head is literally in your room.
Speaker 3: You were experiencing like a Lord of the Rings type
Speaker 3: of like experience with fucking Gollam and the Ring. And
Speaker 3: that's like you're but that's also he's just a schizophrenic character.
Speaker 3: But maybe we should delve into that. But like he
Speaker 3: literally like he has voices in his head in a
Speaker 3: really scary way. And I hate that I even know
Speaker 3: so much about the Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 1: I don't even but that was.
Speaker 3: Like something my family watched growing up. But we don't
Speaker 3: have to leave that in because nobody needs to know
Speaker 3: that I'm a Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 1: No, we're leaving that in. Ina is a Lord of
Speaker 1: the Rings. Stand she watches all of them. She's even
Speaker 1: down to the.
Speaker 3: Hobbit feet look like that, Like that was unnecessary.
Speaker 4: People like me, why big big hairy feet, big man feet.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 3: We didn't say anything.
Speaker 2: You're the one.
Speaker 1: Whatever, Just say what you want to say about me, Like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm nasty, y'all didn't say anything. Y'all didn't just call
Speaker 1: me a freak bitch. Yeah, because because I like big
Speaker 1: hairy hobbit feet, Like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: We didn't say anything, you said it and then you
Speaker 2: got super weird.
Speaker 1: Can we just move on because y'all are attacking me.
Speaker 3: I mean, we're waiting for you to finish.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I'll wait for you to finish. Oh oh
Speaker 1: ah wait, oh oh that's right.
Speaker 3: That's what that email call do. I got the say
Speaker 3: one wait. Wait, I wonder if they changed the O
Speaker 3: for that magazine. I wonder if they changed the wording
Speaker 3: a little bit.
Speaker 1: But you need to I want to. Yeah, I want
Speaker 1: it to be known that this is something I want
Speaker 1: to do. And I thought it was hilarious and I'm
Speaker 1: not offended by it at all. But I got an
Speaker 1: email asking me to be, like to uh be a
Speaker 1: part of their magazine. And I think, like it's like
Speaker 1: a spread or I don't know, like a big interview,
Speaker 1: like I'm cover model like material, Like they want me.
Speaker 3: To find it. I mean yesterday when you were saying it,
Speaker 3: it was way more subdued of an email.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They just want me to be like a really
Speaker 1: big part, maybe even like editor in chief of the
Speaker 1: company one day. But we'll get into that later. But
Speaker 1: the issue, like, without spoiling it too much, they basically
Speaker 1: were like, we just like freaks. We want to talk
Speaker 1: to freaks and people who have and like gay, like
Speaker 1: we want to talk to gay freaks. And I was like, oh, because.
Speaker 3: Like this this issue, we're going to be exploring what
Speaker 3: it's like to be a freak and we're going to
Speaker 3: be exploring sexuality.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I was like, oh, so I'm a gay freak.
Speaker 3: I got the same email and then I had to
Speaker 3: reply and I was like, Hey, you need to get
Speaker 3: rid of the last part because that is not fucking
Speaker 3: me the freaking and then we got into a big
Speaker 3: argument me and this person. Yeah, I guess I'm not
Speaker 3: getting the cover with you.
Speaker 1: It's going to be that's great.
Speaker 2: I got an email from the Big Perfect Penis magazine.
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, bp b bpp pp. Didn't they spill
Speaker 1: oil into the ocean or something that.
Speaker 2: Different?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And they got they got flagged down for photoshop, Like
Speaker 3: it came out that they all they do is photoshop.
Speaker 2: That's a different company. This is just a magazine that
Speaker 2: focuses on people with Big Perfect.
Speaker 1: I think you're supporting a big oil company that fracts
Speaker 1: and causes earthquakes.
Speaker 2: This is a totally different thing.
Speaker 3: You would though, that's kind of your vibe support, Like I.
Speaker 1: Saw you give. I saw this girl talking about like
Speaker 1: literally gas lating, gas laing, gas lighting. It's like this
Speaker 1: new thing. It's like similar to gas lighting. It's called gaslating.
Speaker 1: It's like you know, you know, like Klee, like L
Speaker 1: E I G H, it's gas lading like L E
Speaker 1: I G H I G. It's like it's a good vibe.
Speaker 3: I didn't understand the first part of that, Like what
Speaker 3: word did you say?
Speaker 1: Kylee? Like the Middle of America names or keep getting longer,
Speaker 1: and it used to be like k A y l
Speaker 1: e y or whatever k however you spell k lee.
Speaker 1: But now it's k A Y L e I g H.
Speaker 1: And it's like dax lead d A x l e I.
Speaker 1: They add lead to the end of everything.
Speaker 3: But if you were changing it from gas lighting to
Speaker 3: gas lading, you know that only one letter changes. It
Speaker 3: doesn't add a letter.
Speaker 2: But it's like ley, you're saying like L E I
Speaker 2: G H T I N G Yeah, yeah later, right.
Speaker 1: But I saw this like person talking about like and
Speaker 1: gaslighting the audience, about like what it was like to
Speaker 1: be a Victoria's Secret model back then, and like they
Speaker 1: were like, I mean, it's like not our fault that
Speaker 1: like we're so beautiful and we have such mathetics and
Speaker 1: like saying like and sure they edited the shit out
Speaker 1: of us, but like a lot of it was us,
Speaker 1: and they were like making it seem like the young
Speaker 1: generation of girls growing up on Victoria's Secret was like
Speaker 1: the problem that they were tuning in and like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I just thought it was funny because.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, because you're trying to tell extremely hot person
Speaker 3: that they're not that hot, Like that's basically what you
Speaker 3: do is like Okay, yes, we understand you're sexy, but
Speaker 3: you were being photoshopped to look even sexier. It's like no,
Speaker 3: I like, okay, like backtrack because I am sexy, so
Speaker 3: to why don't you just leave it there? Why does
Speaker 3: it have to be a thing? But so I stand
Speaker 3: with the Victoria's Secret model.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say, at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: that's like all that.
Speaker 3: Like God didn't give you huge boobs by seventh grade,
Speaker 3: then tough luck. I had to go through that too,
Speaker 3: and you know what, I don't know how I survived,
Speaker 3: but I did some things. You just make it through.
Speaker 1: Country girls make do. Country girls make do.
Speaker 3: Speaking of school, I miss hiding the wire in my headphones. Oh,
Speaker 3: because we saw that TikTok. That was like people like
Speaker 3: showing how they're gonna hide their AirPod. We'll insert it.
Speaker 3: Do you have AirPod in? Ma'am? Do you have air
Speaker 3: pods in your ears? But it's like okay because you
Speaker 3: haven't seen it, because like we don't send new stuff
Speaker 3: because like you're not our friend once.
Speaker 2: You leave this house.
Speaker 3: It was this TikTok of these girls like showing how
Speaker 3: they're gonna take their air pod out when the teacher
Speaker 3: is like, do you have an air pod in? And
Speaker 3: they're using their hair to cover and they're like, oh no,
Speaker 3: and then they're like grabbing it and moving their hair
Speaker 3: to the side with the AirPod like in their hand
Speaker 3: to grab it so the teacher doesn't see it. And
Speaker 3: me and you were talking about how that was like
Speaker 3: such a thing for us, but with wired headphones, And
Speaker 3: I don't know if you did that too, or if
Speaker 3: you were so fucking old that they didn't have that
Speaker 3: kind of technology.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, running it through this shirt and
Speaker 1: down the arm and it like comes out and you
Speaker 1: have to like sit it on your head.
Speaker 2: We had headphones when I was in high school.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, high school. Did they have those in middle
Speaker 3: school and stuff?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they had them in middle school, and they had
Speaker 2: them before I was in middle school.
Speaker 3: But I'm not the big ones that like astronauts like
Speaker 3: Useta powered. Yeah, not the steam hunk.
Speaker 1: You're right, yeah, right right.
Speaker 3: I don't know why I went down that tangent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were just talking about like how in high school,
Speaker 1: like we had to do that, but now people can
Speaker 1: just like wirelessly take them out and hide it with
Speaker 1: just their hair and we had to like hide it
Speaker 1: through our shirt, but like is way easier because like
Speaker 1: you just drop it and it goes through your thing.
Speaker 1: You take it off, and like now you have to
Speaker 1: like pull your hair aside and like pull it out.
Speaker 3: And I don't think I ever got caught with headphones
Speaker 3: on in class and then yeah, because I think it
Speaker 3: wasn't like a popular thing to do now, but now
Speaker 3: it's popular to have headphone in hit Vabe, eat Hot
Speaker 3: Cheeto and in high school, which is like really weird.
Speaker 1: Fuck I thought of something so fucking funny, Like as
Speaker 1: we were talking about that, what were we talking before?
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter anymore. I lost it, But like there
Speaker 1: was something that popped into my head that was like
Speaker 1: literally the funniest thing I was ever gonna say ever,
Speaker 1: And it sucks that I lost it. You get to
Speaker 1: see me just go through it and just experience that, boss,
Speaker 1: Would you still love me if I was gay?
Speaker 3: Wait? Say that? I'm I think I'm miss hearing that sentence.
Speaker 1: It Would you still love me? If I was gay?
Speaker 3: What are you say?
Speaker 1: Like? If?
Speaker 3: Like, if you were are you hearing him? Or am I?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It seems like he's confused.
Speaker 3: Hey, oh yeah, he's not here. That's why he like, one.
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 3: We love you? Because you are a getting uh where
Speaker 3: am I? You're at your house doing a podcast.
Speaker 1: I have been studying like near death experiences a lot, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I want to experience that so fucking.
Speaker 3: Bad, like that shit is dramaticized.
Speaker 1: I feel like everyone might be just lying a little bit,
Speaker 1: just like sell a book. But like also all other
Speaker 1: experiences being so similar is so fascinating and like I
Speaker 1: genuinely but I also like have become attached to it
Speaker 1: because like when my brother died, it was so sudden
Speaker 1: and scary that like I needed something to like latch onto,
Speaker 1: and it was just like oh, like near death experiences
Speaker 1: like DMT. Like when you do DMT, it's a very
Speaker 1: similar trip experience to when like people die for six
Speaker 1: minutes and they experience the world and everything all at
Speaker 1: once and like all this shit. And I was just like, Oh,
Speaker 1: that's like really comforting to know that there is some
Speaker 1: form of afterlife, whether it's like religious or spiritual or not.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was just like watching videos if people
Speaker 1: talk about near death experiences, and it was like blowing
Speaker 1: my mind because all these people like share the same
Speaker 1: experience and I don't know, like, and this was like
Speaker 1: long before the Internet where people could watch a video
Speaker 1: and then be like I'm just gonna regurgitate that but
Speaker 1: add my own twist to it and so it sounds
Speaker 1: like it's real but it isn't. And I don't know,
Speaker 1: It's just it was really cool to like just go
Speaker 1: on that deep dive and I'm like, oh, I need
Speaker 1: to experience a near death experience.
Speaker 3: And how do you make that happen without like literally
Speaker 3: just putting yourself in danger.
Speaker 1: You have to put yourself in danger the risk versus reward.
Speaker 3: That's a good way to look at life, Like you
Speaker 3: have to put yourself in danger to see what life
Speaker 3: has to offer you. Well, are you gonna do it?
Speaker 2: Or why?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I think you should like make it happen. Wait
Speaker 3: do I have to be around or are you just
Speaker 3: gonna like.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, because you have to resuscitate me.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I wouldn't be near death. You need
Speaker 2: her to be like.
Speaker 1: Out, no, no, no, it needs to be six minutes.
Speaker 1: That's the longest I can go and to explore the afterlife.
Speaker 1: And then when I'll meet like a mirror version, like
Speaker 1: the enlightened version of myself that kind of looks like
Speaker 1: me but has like a different haircut or something, and
Speaker 1: literally all he says to me is like, no, you
Speaker 1: gotta go back, like it's not your time, and then
Speaker 1: I get sucked into my body through my belly button?
Speaker 3: Is that what people describe an enlightened version of themselves?
Speaker 1: Not like an enlightened version, but they like it's like
Speaker 1: the underworld version.
Speaker 3: Why do you give yourself a different haircut? Because it's
Speaker 3: the key, Like that's how you know, that's for fun.
Speaker 3: And I had highlights and I had really nice nails
Speaker 3: on envisioning my enlighten version. I'm like, oh, I had
Speaker 3: like an eyelash perm and my hair was really long.
Speaker 3: I had a nice blow out that. Yeah, that's my
Speaker 3: enlightened version true, like the.
Speaker 2: Gay version of okay wow, okay.
Speaker 3: So that goes to answer his question if you were gay,
Speaker 3: he wouldn't love you. Apparently, No, there's the answer right there.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, because you're straight, and then you I'm helping
Speaker 2: you with your original statement that.
Speaker 1: You how about you pipe the fu down and stop
Speaker 1: coming for me and attacking my character.
Speaker 3: Stop coming, stop my friend me And it's crazy, stop coming.
Speaker 1: Coming all over me right now, and it's like fucking scary.
Speaker 3: No, it's coming for me. You don't say coming on me,
Speaker 3: you say coming for me, But I come for hey,
Speaker 3: I come for you all the time. You know that,
Speaker 3: we know that. You know that that. Who are the
Speaker 3: freaks who are downloading Halo onto the computers at school?
Speaker 3: Because you always got to the computer and Halo was there?
Speaker 3: But who was the freak who took the time to
Speaker 3: fucking download it? And I did know a kid who
Speaker 3: like that was his talent? He was like watch this
Speaker 3: like and he knew how to download it? And why
Speaker 3: was that like a flex? Because all of us were
Speaker 3: genuinely amazed. We couldn't believe it, thought that it was.
Speaker 1: It's become Soakamoto. What is ito?
Speaker 5: Yah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's like Samsung, Motorola like all of it.
Speaker 2: Like it's the guy that made bitcoin for like anonymous.
Speaker 1: Figure but you know his name Kai. Can you stop
Speaker 1: talking about bitcoin? You're scaring those.
Speaker 2: Dude, you simply can't win.
Speaker 1: No, Yeah, that was always a vibe. But like y'all,
Speaker 1: I don't know if they're experiencing typing class the way
Speaker 1: we did right now. Typing class was like fucking lit.
Speaker 1: And then you would have like computer time like once
Speaker 1: a week for like thirty minutes or like in between
Speaker 1: periods or something, or a full period, and like you'd
Speaker 1: go in and you play like the most bunk fucking
Speaker 1: games you've ever played in your life. But like I
Speaker 1: have vivid memories of them being like the best game.
Speaker 1: Like I think there was called like Cyberchase or something, Cyberchase,
Speaker 1: pop Tropica. There's one more like almost Borderline MMO, but
Speaker 1: it wasn't really, But like those Chropica and Cyberchase were
Speaker 1: like the best games I've ever played in my life.
Speaker 1: And actually I'm gonna start playing it again. Dude.
Speaker 3: Wait, actually there was another one. My brother texted it
Speaker 3: to me literally like four days ago or I think,
Speaker 3: whoa wha, wha, wha wha. I just accidentally started sharing
Speaker 3: my photos with that person. Did you ever play boom Bang?
Speaker 1: No? But that art style was awesome.
Speaker 3: Boom Bang was like poptropica and it was so fun.
Speaker 1: So you know that little city that you always talk
Speaker 1: about that, I was like, Oh, I want to go
Speaker 1: there so bad that like you grew up like being
Speaker 1: a kid and experiencing like the workforce and like all
Speaker 1: that shit.
Speaker 3: Oh, I want to do City.
Speaker 1: I want to do City. They're building one in Fort Worth, Dallas.
Speaker 1: I think it's already open, but like you can go
Speaker 1: in and like be a fast food worker, but like
Speaker 1: you're actually getting to eat like the fast food that
Speaker 1: you make. Like I think there's like a pizza hut
Speaker 1: in there or some shit like that, and you Like,
Speaker 1: I loved.
Speaker 3: Want to do City. Want to do City was truly
Speaker 3: making children dream of labor. Like it was amazing and
Speaker 3: I loved it. I loved every fucking second.
Speaker 1: It's a labor simulator for children, for children, and like
Speaker 1: it's so fucking bizarre, but also like that shit is
Speaker 1: fun as fuck.
Speaker 3: It was literally the most fue ever working at publics
Speaker 3: at the ripe age of seven years old. Like I
Speaker 3: was really feeling my oats and I couldn't believe that
Speaker 3: I was able to do that.
Speaker 1: There, I've saw the most bizarre ad I've ever seen
Speaker 1: in my life. Let me, this is gonna be another
Speaker 1: cut because I'm ad to find this or you can talk.
Speaker 3: Well, oh, I will keep talking actually, because isn't it
Speaker 3: so weird to think that the people watching this for
Speaker 3: the majority. I feel like we have a large portion
Speaker 3: of our audience who is near our age. But we
Speaker 3: literally grew up in the generation that had computer class.
Speaker 3: We had computer room and computer class like that they
Speaker 3: were still such big contraptions and took up so much
Speaker 3: space and made no sense in our day to day
Speaker 3: life and kind of seemed useless to us for the
Speaker 3: most part. That we literally were dedicating times to learning
Speaker 3: how to do it. And I think about it, I
Speaker 3: was not a like fast typer until I was like
Speaker 3: out of high school. Like I was always really slow
Speaker 3: at typing because I was just like, why the fuck
Speaker 3: do I need to type? And then like nearing the
Speaker 3: end of high school was like, oh shit, like you
Speaker 3: need to type out emails and everything that's ever going
Speaker 3: to happen in your life's going to happen on a computer.
Speaker 1: Now. Yeah, I think like growing up, we just didn't
Speaker 1: realize that, like, yeah, it was going to take over
Speaker 1: the world and in the way it did. But like
Speaker 1: I still remember the first thing I bought on eBay,
Speaker 1: and like I remember it was like so sketchy feeling,
Speaker 1: like I thought I was like committing a crime, and
Speaker 1: like I Loki did because it was like blind robbery,
Speaker 1: like this kid was selling his copy of Pokemon Stadium too,
Speaker 1: and I got it for so fucking cheap, and that
Speaker 1: that's when I first found out like about how awful
Speaker 1: and terrible shipping was and how like you could buy
Speaker 1: something for a ninety nine since but it would be
Speaker 1: like twelve dollars shipped, and it was just like it
Speaker 1: felt like a war crime. Actually, yeah that's the tea.
Speaker 3: Well did he find them?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I couldn't find the ad, but basically it was this
Speaker 1: ad of like it made me tear up. But it
Speaker 1: was like this family that was like kind of like
Speaker 1: you couldn't really understand the dynamic and it was just
Speaker 1: this like really beautiful ad like that had nothing to
Speaker 1: do with the fucking brand at the end of it,
Speaker 1: and it was just so so bizarre. It was like
Speaker 1: about like this daughter like calling this man in her
Speaker 1: life like Baya's name, and like her daughter like whatever
Speaker 1: it is to him, like was saying like not his
Speaker 1: real name, and then the why or the older woman
Speaker 1: like got married and then like she called him dad
Speaker 1: by the end of the commercial and it was just
Speaker 1: like a really cute like commercial, but then at the
Speaker 1: fucking end it was literally a public's ad and it
Speaker 1: was so bizarre that like it was just like big, beautiful,
Speaker 1: like written out story and then it just had the
Speaker 1: p logo at the end. Let's talk about publics just
Speaker 1: being robbed by Beats by Drey.
Speaker 3: For their logo. Yeah, I mean, I guess. So it's
Speaker 3: like I don't think anybody's ever said that, And I
Speaker 3: think if you looked at those logos you might find
Speaker 3: that they're very different.
Speaker 1: I know, the Peas are just upside down pe They
Speaker 1: made like an awful modernized logo.
Speaker 3: Oh did Beats change their logo?
Speaker 1: No Beats upside down?
Speaker 3: Having Beats in high school and middle school made you
Speaker 3: a fucking superstar. Like they're trying to get that back,
Speaker 3: but you owe it. Literally is you literally cannot recreate
Speaker 3: the hype around Beats. It just won't happen again, Like
Speaker 3: we don't have we don't have ludicrous to wear them
Speaker 3: in a music video and hold up a Beats pill
Speaker 3: with NICKI. He just won't won't again.
Speaker 1: I remember Speaker. I remember I, uh like ordered these
Speaker 1: like really special pair of Beats. They were like DJ
Speaker 1: beats and they like had these like ears that spun
Speaker 1: back and like they weren't the big ones though, and
Speaker 1: I ordered them from Japan, and like I was telling
Speaker 1: all my friends about it, and I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm getting the coolest pair of Beats headphones, Like y'all
Speaker 1: have no idea, and like I told them and they
Speaker 1: were like, oh sick. And then they would ask me
Speaker 1: about it like months later, and I was like I
Speaker 1: seldom gotten them, and I looked like the kid that
Speaker 1: was like, oh yeah, my best friend's like a doctor,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, he's our age and he's a genius like
Speaker 1: that type of vibe. But then they finally got there
Speaker 1: and they were the greatest thing ever, and I was
Speaker 1: so fucking swaggy, like it was crazy, like everybody wanted
Speaker 1: to use. Yeah, they they ended up showing up, but
Speaker 1: like months later it was like I was pre ordering
Speaker 1: them or something, and like they were a Japan only release,
Speaker 1: so like, yeah, I just took forever to get here,
Speaker 1: like shipping on like free trade or some showf iucking
Speaker 1: know the word the big boats, the big ass boats.
Speaker 1: But yeah, beats were like a crucial time in our life. Segueing,
Speaker 1: I feel like I don't know if there's a hot take,
Speaker 1: but I feel like people should start bragging more. Like
Speaker 1: I feel like we live in like an unbraggadocious culture
Speaker 1: and I love bragging, like bring that shit back, like
Speaker 1: talk about your shit and like be excited for each other,
Speaker 1: Like why the fuck, Like yeah, we are really.
Speaker 3: Like Zoom generation vibes, just like, yeah, my life freaking
Speaker 3: sucks and I'm such a fucking loser and like it's
Speaker 3: very confidentless. But I guess I understand because now to
Speaker 3: see so many people all the time on your iPhone
Speaker 3: is just so unnatural, and I feel like that's what
Speaker 3: makes it so easy to be insecure. Like why is
Speaker 3: it a spectrum? You were either like a pretty insecure person,
Speaker 3: like wildly insecure, or you are so braggadocious and delusion
Speaker 3: all that.
Speaker 1: Literally you Lise start a podcast called.
Speaker 3: I Love when someone's doing something so normal but they
Speaker 3: talk about it like they're gonna change the world every
Speaker 3: step of the way, Like it's literally just like and
Speaker 3: I know what you might be thinking, this is crazy,
Speaker 3: but I just had to do it. Someone like me.
Speaker 3: When I get the thought, I just go for it
Speaker 3: and I never let anything stop me. When people talk
Speaker 3: about their life like that and it's a simple task,
Speaker 3: I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: It's like bruh, It's like a one color, puffy paint
Speaker 1: screenprint on a Gilden like hoodie. Like you're not changing
Speaker 1: the world.
Speaker 3: You are not serving Balenciaga right now. It's just like
Speaker 3: random and you were either you're either end of that.
Speaker 3: And I do feel like we need to meet in
Speaker 3: middle grounds where people are able to brag about their
Speaker 3: life without sounding crazy. But then I guess maybe I'm
Speaker 3: the problem, because why does someone with confidence sound crazy
Speaker 3: to me?
Speaker 1: I'm the problem.
Speaker 3: It's me.
Speaker 2: You know that TikTok of It was like every song
Speaker 2: in the early two thousands versus now every pop song.
Speaker 2: It was like tonight We're gonna.
Speaker 1: Go oh yeah, yeah yeah, And.
Speaker 2: Then the other one's like I Walked Alone, Like it
Speaker 2: was like a fucking.
Speaker 3: Like sad ass song, yeah, but covered in pop melodies,
Speaker 3: and it.
Speaker 2: Was like like an acoustic like Claro type song, I
Speaker 2: guess is what they were saying.
Speaker 3: And then how did you just say that?
Speaker 2: Clara Clara, Clara.
Speaker 3: Claro Claro Clara Claro sounds like a car insurance Laarna.
Speaker 1: You're weird. You're weird, you have an action and you're
Speaker 1: like action, I do too, and you're making your villain.
Speaker 2: But I feel like that's like very much a sign
Speaker 2: of the generational. Like I feel like people in the
Speaker 2: early two thousands were like, let's get fucked up, like
Speaker 2: there's no there's not a care show for what we do.
Speaker 1: I think they called it like recession pop or something
Speaker 1: like that, like post recession prop pop, because it was
Speaker 1: like let's go out and get fucked up and like
Speaker 1: life is so good and fun. Like I mean literally
Speaker 1: that song, the Katy Perry song that got remixed BBO
Speaker 1: P plug style or whatever. The fuck. It's like he.
Speaker 3: Keeps calling plug GMB every other letter.
Speaker 2: Of the alpage.
Speaker 1: But yeah, and now it's like I'm gonna kill myself
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna cut my wrists and I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: bad things to other people and do opium Like I
Speaker 1: love Heroin.
Speaker 3: Why does it kind of just sound like you're inner monologue?
Speaker 3: I never heard that song.
Speaker 2: I was thinking of just more of like a like
Speaker 2: a gentle acoustic song. But that sounds cool.
Speaker 3: Are you trying to say something? Yeah, my mic keeps falling, by.
Speaker 1: The way, I fully understand. And then that's also something
Speaker 1: that I was thinking about, Like obviously we've had the
Speaker 1: discussion about how we don't own the music we buy anymore,
Speaker 1: like yeah, we're renting everything, even like the shows, And
Speaker 1: it kind of freaks me out a little bit because
Speaker 1: it's like where is that money going? Like I don't
Speaker 1: when the fucking server shut down, Like I wasted ten
Speaker 1: grand on Spotify and Netflix ads like paying for it
Speaker 1: like whatever. I was thinking about it, and like, uh,
Speaker 1: this dude started the conversation and he was like, uh,
Speaker 1: why the fuck? Like think about like best new artists
Speaker 1: this year? Like who is gonna be the best new
Speaker 1: artists this year? Like the music has become oversaturated, which
Speaker 1: I think is a good thing. Like I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: make your music be creative, but like there's no one
Speaker 1: out like right now that's like best new artists. And
Speaker 1: it was like something like seventy percent of people right
Speaker 1: now are listening to old music and like twenty five percent,
Speaker 1: Like I don't I don't know the exact statistics, but
Speaker 1: it was it was like basically everyone is listening to
Speaker 1: old music. No one's listening to new music. And like
Speaker 1: the top one hundred chart like streams on Spotify like
Speaker 1: only accounted for like five percent of like the streams
Speaker 1: for twenty twenty three, which is like really crazy because
Speaker 1: like music released in twenty twenty two, twenty twenty three,
Speaker 1: like no one gives a fuck about anymore, and like
Speaker 1: it was just like crazy like to think about.
Speaker 2: And I was like, damn, like there's no I guess
Speaker 2: there are a movie start Like I guess Timothy Shallomet
Speaker 2: is the closest thing. But I watched like Fight Club recently.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, Brad Pitt was like the big
Speaker 2: rule number one. Oh yeah, we don't talk about fighting now.
Speaker 3: You're total ever seen that fucking movie.
Speaker 1: You're missing out. It's actually good, like beyond just like
Speaker 1: jaw lines and mewing.
Speaker 3: Everybody is obsessed with that movie. But I wish they
Speaker 3: stared at the poster a little longer and then took
Speaker 3: notes and started to use so because.
Speaker 2: You staying, Oh, that's good.
Speaker 1: Gym cells. Gim cells are like literally even more fucking
Speaker 1: loser freaks than like the awkward people.
Speaker 2: But keep going, oh my god, there's just like there's
Speaker 2: not really movie stars, like is it think Timothy shallow
Speaker 2: May is kind of the the one that I would say,
Speaker 2: it's like the new movie star.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is it because of social media? Like literally everyone's
Speaker 1: so accessible accessible that it's like literally it's so like
Speaker 1: I forget what the word is, but I use it
Speaker 1: all the time where it's like I don't like or
Speaker 1: not me, but like people have been putting so much
Speaker 1: of themselves out of the Girl of the world is
Speaker 1: what the hell? But people are putting so much of
Speaker 1: themselves out here that like they like spread, they like
Speaker 1: put their image out there so much that like you
Speaker 1: can get it all in one go and then move
Speaker 1: on to the next.
Speaker 3: Person, Like yeah, I can't think of it.
Speaker 1: It's like over saturating themselves or something like that, Like
Speaker 1: just like you can just access it all at once.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because there used to be you have to wait
Speaker 3: for pictures of these people. You have to like you
Speaker 3: didn't know what they were up to at all. You
Speaker 3: didn't know what There was no twenty four hours with
Speaker 3: fucking Meryl Streep, like for on Vogue, Like you didn't
Speaker 3: see what she got up to in her day. And
Speaker 3: now there's so much of that. Also, there's just such
Speaker 3: a wide range of like fame now you can be
Speaker 3: on like a micro niche level, or you could be
Speaker 3: Timothy Shalome And because of that, everybody can pick the
Speaker 3: Because I feel like with fame culture there was always
Speaker 3: this It was always.
Speaker 1: Demonized Timothy out, I forgot we're doing the.
Speaker 3: Right You're not supposed to like, I know, you just
Speaker 3: get so real when you talk to me. They forget
Speaker 3: their okay, dude, you okay. The camera like stop because
Speaker 3: it's gonna be hard to cut that.
Speaker 1: But demonized.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like celebrity culture used to be so demonized in
Speaker 3: terms of people who fixated on it and consumed it,
Speaker 3: and I do think to a certain extent it is
Speaker 3: still very evil because like the media is scary in
Speaker 3: terms of what they do to other people's mental health
Speaker 3: and like, but that's another conversation about like whatever.
Speaker 1: The hurricane rule number one or example number one, That
Speaker 1: shit was a money making machine. Everyone that was afraid
Speaker 1: of it. Watch the news and listen to the news,
Speaker 1: And I don't blame you because I did the same
Speaker 1: fucking thing, and it was only good to make this
Speaker 1: hurricanes seem bad. It profited everyone the news because you're
Speaker 1: tuning in all the TikTokers on the live streams, like
Speaker 1: all of the TikTokers making tiktoks about it, literally the
Speaker 1: grocery stores.
Speaker 3: I didn't fall forward because I'm from fucking Miami and
Speaker 3: I'm not scared of a tropical storm and you're a
Speaker 3: little bitch. Sorry, Oh my god, wow, Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: I wanted the devastation.
Speaker 3: I know, I wanted happen, like I wanted to see
Speaker 3: buildings crumble. But like, watching and partaking in celebrity culture
Speaker 3: used to be so demonized, but now it is such
Speaker 3: a normal, Like nobody questions the fact that people know
Speaker 3: exactly what every select Brittie is up to in all
Speaker 3: the gossip. I feel like it used to be a
Speaker 3: big thing where it's like you're such a fucking loser.
Speaker 3: Why do you give a fuck about them? They don't
Speaker 3: give a fuck about you, like, just watch their movies
Speaker 3: and keep it pushing. And people who tapped into like
Speaker 3: magazine culture and all that, like it was demonized and
Speaker 3: seen as like gossipy, and now it's not that way
Speaker 3: anymore because there's also such a big spectrum. You could
Speaker 3: either be on that side of it or you could
Speaker 3: be a way lesser severity where there's just somebody who
Speaker 3: you fucking watch on your iPhone. You're like, I fuck
Speaker 3: with this person. If I saw them, I wouldn't freak out.
Speaker 3: I would just be like, oh my god, hey, like yeah,
Speaker 3: I like hear your voice all the time. That's cool.
Speaker 3: So now because there's such a huge spectrum, like there's
Speaker 3: not such polar opposites of like you're either a huge
Speaker 3: fan or you're not a fan at all. Now it's like,
Speaker 3: oh no, I just there's a few people who I
Speaker 3: like to watch.
Speaker 1: Dude, And it's fucking like so weird that like everyone
Speaker 1: knows that I have a giant penis, like and it's
Speaker 1: just like this big story. It's because all these tabloids
Speaker 1: and media outlets.
Speaker 3: Are like I don't think you've ever had a single
Speaker 3: tabloid soul.
Speaker 1: It's so fucked up that I have like this giant
Speaker 1: penis and everyone knows about it, and like they shouldn't
Speaker 1: know that when I twerk, my ass collapse, but like
Speaker 1: they do, Like I'll just be like working in the
Speaker 1: club having fun with Drake and Shape and will like
Speaker 1: take a video of it and like post it online
Speaker 1: and it's just like I can't be myself.
Speaker 3: Do you have that video?
Speaker 1: And oh no, there's no sound in the video. I
Speaker 1: had DMCA, so it's like deleted everywhere. Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: even have it.
Speaker 3: It's the next time we're going to go out, do
Speaker 3: you think tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Or or something?
Speaker 3: Can I get like on the is there like a list?
Speaker 2: Is it? Like?
Speaker 3: Can I just pull up?
Speaker 1: We'll see, We'll see, because it's like a big event
Speaker 1: when I start working and ship like.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I don't want to that's not that like
Speaker 3: you're misreading the situation because that's not why I want
Speaker 3: to go. I don't want to go because I don't
Speaker 3: want to see I always just said something so nasty
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna move on.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about direct energy weapons.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, no, please, no.
Speaker 1: No, that's that's one thing that I don't believe in.
Speaker 1: That's the one thing I do believe in.
Speaker 3: Like even kind doesn't know what that is. We can't
Speaker 3: get into this.
Speaker 1: It's big as that are fired down to like cause devastation,
Speaker 1: fired down like rain down?
Speaker 3: Apply does what do you get up to on that phone?
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding. You need to start going leaving the house,
Speaker 3: Like we need to host an intervention for Drew because
Speaker 3: he wakes up at five thirty am and sits in
Speaker 3: his bed on his iPhone, and then by two pm
Speaker 3: he hobbles out you and he's like, oh dude, I
Speaker 3: don't feel good, and then throws himself on the couch
Speaker 3: and he's like should we go eat? And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: let's go eat.
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh, like I.
Speaker 3: Don't want to get in the car. I'll just think
Speaker 3: about it, and then goes back to his room and
Speaker 3: continues to use his phone for an extra four hours.
Speaker 3: And then that's six pm and he's like, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: order so much food so that I have food for tomorrow.
Speaker 3: And then he does that and then has like four bites.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, my stomach hurt, and then he saves
Speaker 3: the food and then at two am he eats all
Speaker 3: of it while it's cold. Then he goes asleep and
Speaker 3: he wakes up at five again.
Speaker 1: Well, because I don't eating right now is really hard
Speaker 1: for me because I literally go to sleep right after
Speaker 1: I eat. It's really bizarre. It's so scary. So I'm like, like,
Speaker 1: if I eat now, I'm going to go to sleep.
Speaker 1: And it sucks.
Speaker 3: I need to see a specialist because that is not normal.
Speaker 3: Food is supposed to give you energy, like.
Speaker 1: And y'all are some bitches. Wow, okay, wow, So leave
Speaker 1: me the fuck alone. Drew. Do you think.
Speaker 2: Come twenty four hours?
Speaker 3: I've ever seen it was? It was literally like sixteen
Speaker 3: seventeen hours.
Speaker 1: Sixteen and a half hours. It was when I was
Speaker 1: back in Texas, and there.
Speaker 2: Was right when you stop sleeping, literally.
Speaker 1: And there was even a spike in the middle of
Speaker 1: the night for two hours. It was so fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: It was all day. And I remember the day because
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm going for a world record.
Speaker 3: Like he literally like he got a like exact seven
Speaker 3: hours and thirty minutes of sleep, woke up, opened his iPhone,
Speaker 3: and then it was on it until the moment he
Speaker 3: went back to sleep.
Speaker 1: So we can't air this out because like people can't
Speaker 1: know how much I'm on my phone because why not?
Speaker 1: Because I don't text people back and they will know.
Speaker 1: But also I'm like everyone does that, Like that's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's normal. Can we normalize not texting people back
Speaker 3: all the time? Can we normalize not constant fucking communication
Speaker 3: with each other? Leave me the fuck alone. I'll see
Speaker 3: you when I see you. Damn. That actually pisses me off.
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding, like people who are like, why don't
Speaker 3: you text me back? Like you don't have other contacts
Speaker 3: on your iPhone? Like you just want to play an
Speaker 3: I message game or something like go download an app?
Speaker 3: Why are we talking? What are we talking about?
Speaker 2: Dude? I feel that too. I feel like I have
Speaker 2: so much pressure that I'll like mark everything to respond
Speaker 2: to it. I'm like, what am I doing? This is
Speaker 2: just like someone saying, what.
Speaker 3: This isn't an email?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 1: My average? Three three minutes?
Speaker 3: Oh no, that was today? Come on, Actually, there's no
Speaker 3: way that was today because you've definitely been up since
Speaker 3: like six am.
Speaker 2: Average is thirty three minutes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look, it's literally right, here y'all, let me see.
Speaker 3: I need It's like, Drew, I'm not kidding. I need
Speaker 3: to know what your screen time is. I bet mine
Speaker 3: is bad right now too, because I've been like, no,
Speaker 3: that was a oh that wasn't screenshot from March fourteen
Speaker 3: to twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1: Oh wow? Oh why have that?
Speaker 3: Did you look up screen I.
Speaker 1: Looked up forty five minute screen time screenshot for some reason.
Speaker 1: I think I turned it off because it was scaring me.
Speaker 1: But it's not loading.
Speaker 3: Look no, no, no, no, give me that.
Speaker 1: It's literally not loading.
Speaker 3: Wait let me see.
Speaker 2: No, I don't want you to go through my phone.
Speaker 1: Oh there we go.
Speaker 3: Oh no, goods a week that's today? Okay, school, you
Speaker 3: are so annoying right now, I'm gonna fucking freak out. Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: you're not the worst. It's like looking like nine hours.
Speaker 1: No, you over exactly that I had one hour was in.
Speaker 3: Forty three minutes, and then one that was nine hours.
Speaker 1: And then one that was and then one that was
Speaker 1: seven So it's actually eight hours a day nine So
Speaker 1: let's get one thing straight.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not much better than you, damn. And
Speaker 3: when I was in Portugal, my shit was too lit.
Speaker 3: When I was in Portugal in Europe, I literally my
Speaker 3: average was two hours a day.
Speaker 2: Oh damn, that's good.
Speaker 3: And then it bumped up to oh wait, it went
Speaker 3: up one hundred and fifty three percent because I went
Speaker 3: to six hours a day, seven hours and fifty minutes.
Speaker 3: And then my average last week was five hours a day.
Speaker 3: So I'm better than you in a lot of ways.
Speaker 3: That's what you know. That's the fun thing about screen
Speaker 3: time is you use it as a tool to.
Speaker 1: Feel okay, so Kai is better than you, and yeah.
Speaker 3: How does that make He has to be on that
Speaker 3: fucking laptop like a little workhorse, so it's different.
Speaker 2: That's an art, honestly, how you flipped that?
Speaker 1: Let's talk about it.
Speaker 2: By the way, guys, mine was three hours and thirty minutes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he only showed us one week though, so.
Speaker 2: I don't have to show exactly.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about how I literally predicted this fucking hurricane.
Speaker 1: Let's fucking talk about it. Did I not say for
Speaker 1: the last two episodes before this, something biggest company, and
Speaker 1: it's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: To La every episode And.
Speaker 1: Let's just say it again, something big is gonna happen
Speaker 1: next week? I don't know if it's gonna be an earthquake,
Speaker 1: if it's going to be a tsunami, Like it's gonna
Speaker 1: be something gnarly though, Like I've been saying this for
Speaker 1: a while.
Speaker 3: The thing you want to lay claim to is I
Speaker 3: complete because.
Speaker 1: I can predict the future. I have like almost like
Speaker 1: a female's intuition, like I know a lot of things.
Speaker 1: Actually it goes I've gotten an enlightened intuition, like it
Speaker 1: goes beyond. Like I pulled my thoughts from this class
Speaker 1: the stream of consciousness, something.
Speaker 3: Like you can't access like this is not a normal person.
Speaker 3: There's no way this is a normal person, I said consciously.
Speaker 3: Have been asking for help for Drew's mental state because
Speaker 3: every time someone asks about him, I'm like, he is
Speaker 3: going down a crazy one.
Speaker 1: Right, No, it's in a gas I'm not like this
Speaker 1: in real.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start gas slighting you into thinking that you're
Speaker 3: going crazy, that you actually go crazy, and just be like,
Speaker 3: did you're literally scaring me? I don't know. We shouldn't
Speaker 3: talk about this, And I'll say that to you every
Speaker 3: day for like five weeks and see what happened.
Speaker 2: Do you believe in remote viewing.
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 2: You don't know what remote viewing is.
Speaker 1: Is it like someone tapping into your computer and watching you?
Speaker 2: No, remote viewing is like this thing that like psychic
Speaker 2: people can do and they oh, I can do that.
Speaker 2: They can put their consciousness like in any part of
Speaker 2: the universe.
Speaker 1: I can do that. Yeah, I can put that mine.
Speaker 1: I can put mine in other people's heads too.
Speaker 2: You don't know about the CIA, like it like came
Speaker 2: out as the CIA was like.
Speaker 1: Oh, is it like the people that like were weird
Speaker 1: on TikTok where they were like I'm gonna go into
Speaker 1: a different day mentioned and they like close their eyes
Speaker 1: and they like wake up and they're like I just
Speaker 1: experienced like yeah, a world. Okay, I've seen that on TikTok,
Speaker 1: but it's called something else. They're shifting. They called it
Speaker 1: shifting Okay, but yeah, I know I was shifting, but
Speaker 1: I don't know remote viewing.
Speaker 2: I watched the video on it. Since like the seventies,
Speaker 2: the CIA has been like hiring these people. And one
Speaker 2: guy was like.
Speaker 3: Oh, we have too much free will as humans.
Speaker 2: One guy was like, Jupiter has rings or yeah, Jupiter's
Speaker 2: rings and we didn't and we didn't know that until recently.
Speaker 1: So it's see, I feel.
Speaker 3: Like Jupiter has always had rings.
Speaker 2: I think it's Saturday Saturday Infiniti had rings.
Speaker 3: But then oh yeah, right right?
Speaker 1: Did you all see that picture of Saturn's rings where
Speaker 1: they like got up in close and like you think
Speaker 1: they're like this thin ring made of sand, but like
Speaker 1: it's actually like asteroids the size of fucking Mount Everest
Speaker 1: creating like these mountains and the rings that are like
Speaker 1: three earths tall and they're super fucking.
Speaker 3: I don't I even think about that much I saw,
Speaker 3: But me not knowing that if it was between Jupiter
Speaker 3: and Saturn just now reminded me of a comment I
Speaker 3: saw that. I was like, we need to see and
Speaker 3: you go against science, like like the battle of me
Speaker 3: knowing nothing.
Speaker 2: Like okay's science.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: You know what's funny is I feel like recently people
Speaker 3: have been like, damn, ya really doesn't know shit. But
Speaker 3: I've been saying that y'all just aren't listening to it
Speaker 3: from the beginning. From the very beginning, I was like,
Speaker 3: emotional intelligence got it good, awesome, take out the emotional.
Speaker 1: What take out there?
Speaker 3: I want to pull your fucking hair.
Speaker 1: Take out the emotional. Oh.
Speaker 3: I got to a point last night where I was
Speaker 3: really wanting to pull people's hair. Oh, I don't know,
Speaker 3: something's wrong with me. It's my I'm just healing my
Speaker 3: inner child. What's so bad about that?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But why do you want to pull people's hair?
Speaker 3: Because you know how like as a kid, when you
Speaker 3: would like be upset or feel something and you didn't
Speaker 3: know how to express it, so you pulled someone's hair.
Speaker 3: I still want to do that.
Speaker 1: I mean, the whole Yaga trend was just healing other
Speaker 1: people's inner child's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, Wow, said consciously, Oh my god,
Speaker 3: we went down the craziest fucking rabbit hole and we
Speaker 3: want a film was doing it was so fucking scared.
Speaker 3: I have never thought like sat and thought about the
Speaker 3: fact that there are right wing i G baddies like
Speaker 3: screists who are like serving like ass tiny waist, big boobs.
Speaker 3: But it's for Yeah, it's like in a Donald Chomp
Speaker 3: bikini waving a Donald Chump flag in a cornfield.
Speaker 1: He's going to jail, I know, like he literally is
Speaker 1: going to Baylis said a two hundred thousand dollars what
Speaker 1: he has? That though, Yeah, he'll get out immediately, so
Speaker 1: he's not. But he's going to jail like he's turning
Speaker 1: himself in. He's going to Atlanta to turn himself in.
Speaker 3: Wait, but if you bail yourself out, Oh, that's just
Speaker 3: so you don't have to sit there till trial.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wow, crazy, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: Should we start the documentary right now about it, so
Speaker 3: that we make a bunch of money and pop it
Speaker 3: off of it because somebody's doing that.
Speaker 2: I don't think I knew that you knew that. I
Speaker 2: didn't know that the bail thing. I thought bail you
Speaker 2: just were.
Speaker 3: Oh how the tables turned, mister stupid.
Speaker 2: I think you need to give yourself more credit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. I genuinly was like, holy shit, it's
Speaker 1: a different mechanism.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I just like, because I'm a girl, I have
Speaker 3: to protect myself and be done.
Speaker 1: It's all these internalized misogynists like attacking my girl for
Speaker 1: her intelligence, but they really see a lot of themselves
Speaker 1: in her, and it's an insecure thing and they're not listening.
Speaker 1: They're not hearing you when you say it. But it's
Speaker 1: because they refuse to hear a woman. And I think
Speaker 1: that is.
Speaker 3: Up massandry this misogyny, that what you need to do
Speaker 3: is come over here and massage this pussy. Oh it
Speaker 3: was good. That was really good, guys. I feel like
Speaker 3: anybody who was watching my face while you were talking
Speaker 3: just now saw my brain make that up. And I
Speaker 3: was like doing my best to wait until you stop talking,
Speaker 3: and it happened. Also, somebody commented why did I think?
Speaker 3: On a picture of me as a baby. Somebody commented,
Speaker 3: why did I think? And you grew up in a
Speaker 3: house with no toys and holes in the wall, which
Speaker 3: is like.
Speaker 1: Crazy, no dirt floor, like a dirt floor.
Speaker 3: Like the craziest thing I've ever seen someone say. But no, actually,
Speaker 3: my family had an awesome amount of money for literally
Speaker 3: the first like four years of my life, so I
Speaker 3: had nice things, and then it all crumbled under my feet.
Speaker 3: And then I knew what it was like to live
Speaker 3: happily and then at a very young age, have it
Speaker 3: all taken away from you, and know the fraudulent set
Speaker 3: is life and how gimmicky it is and how easily
Speaker 3: it fluctuates. And one day you could be the happiest
Speaker 3: you've ever been and have no problems, and then the
Speaker 3: next day you're seven years old and you're already thinking
Speaker 3: about wanting to kill yourself and telling your parents that
Speaker 3: if you had to live in this situation forever, you
Speaker 3: think you kill yourself. So then your parents tell you
Speaker 3: that killing yourself is illegal. So then until you're like twelve,
Speaker 3: you think killing yourself is illegal. So you try to
Speaker 3: stop thinking. Baby, you try, really, I know. You know
Speaker 3: what's crazy is I imagine myself dead in a cell
Speaker 3: with chain, with the chain on and the handcuffs, and
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, that's so scary. I
Speaker 3: don't want that to be where my body rots. So
Speaker 3: you try really hard to push off those thoughts until
Speaker 3: you're twelve and you get access to the internet and
Speaker 3: you learn it's not illegal and you can keep thinking
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 1: That's really really fucking dark. Like what I was thinking
Speaker 1: about was like me twerking and shit, like the whole
Speaker 1: time you were talking talking to the right. But hey,
Speaker 1: we do this thing where we deep dive earth. I
Speaker 1: do this thing where I deep dive on TikTok and
Speaker 1: it's like it's a it's a skilled craft, like it's
Speaker 1: something I've honed over the last year a few years.
Speaker 1: But like you start on one video, you go to
Speaker 1: the sound, you scroll down until like it's the most
Speaker 1: random fucking person you've ever seen. You go to their
Speaker 1: account and then you see how weird they are, and
Speaker 1: then you go to their sounds and then like you
Speaker 1: click on that sound, you find another person and you
Speaker 1: go to their comments and you see these weirdos like
Speaker 1: commenting on their videos, and then you go to their
Speaker 1: pages and you're just in this like really fucking crazy
Speaker 1: deep dive that like is. It's uncontrollable and you find
Speaker 1: the most bizarre fucking people ever. But it's so fun
Speaker 1: to airplay it to the TV and sit with your
Speaker 1: friends and you just like make jokes about the whole
Speaker 1: thing because like you end up finding like, like me,
Speaker 1: if I didn't have a podcast or like an online
Speaker 1: platform like making tiktoks like it would it's crazy.
Speaker 3: It's really really bast one is this one? I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: When I saw this, I almost pissed myself. This was
Speaker 3: her pinned TikTok. It had eleven thousand likes and she
Speaker 3: was replying to every single comment, basically.
Speaker 5: All of them, and she ate us up, let's do it.
Speaker 1: Her whole page was like that.
Speaker 2: She slowed it down like seven hundred.
Speaker 3: Like damn, dude, she's too fucking awesome, Like she is,
Speaker 3: Like what's insane is she is genuinely living her life
Speaker 3: right now. She probably lives, i'm gonna say, like on
Speaker 3: the like mid East side of Yeah, Like she does
Speaker 3: not live close to us by any means. Her day
Speaker 3: is like not over, but it's like kind of me
Speaker 3: to an end. She's like, Okay, I get to clock
Speaker 3: out soon, like I get to go home, make my tiktoks,
Speaker 3: I have like my dinner, have my snack, and probably
Speaker 3: she probably has to pick up our kids. Like she
Speaker 3: genuinely has a whole life, and all we know of
Speaker 3: her is that snippet where she was feeling the fuck
Speaker 3: out of herself and hating gay people at the same time,
Speaker 3: because that's also a crazy combo is to be feeling
Speaker 3: yourself in life, like like just be like yeah, serving
Speaker 3: the camera and this spreading hate like that commra hate.
Speaker 3: We need to change the last three. Okay, here's why I.
Speaker 1: Really enthralled in this picture of Luna and Madeleine and Steven.
Speaker 1: She's at her first light. My family's comed out here.
Speaker 3: She's my god that's so exciting. I can't wait to
Speaker 3: see here. So everybody loves to spread hate, but we
Speaker 3: need to work together to change the last three letters
Speaker 3: or the second to last letter and the second letter
Speaker 3: and hate, and then we will be happy spreading whole.
Speaker 3: So we need to switch the A with an O
Speaker 3: and the tea with an L, which should be super
Speaker 3: easy because if you write out spread hay, and you
Speaker 3: erase the little foot on the A and you erase
Speaker 3: the little arms on the tee, spread whole.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I just don't associate with the alphabet mafia, Like,
Speaker 1: fuck all that shit?
Speaker 3: God, what is that? What is that?
Speaker 1: Uh ld by GP two or something chat GP two? Okay,
Speaker 1: so I doubt you did it, and I will eat
Speaker 1: my words if you did. But I asked Anya to
Speaker 1: write down things that she's super lazy, Like what's the
Speaker 1: laziest things she's ever done?
Speaker 3: You know what's so annoying is maybe this is a
Speaker 3: question of my lack of self awareness. But I don't
Speaker 3: think I have gross lazy things I do. But it
Speaker 3: has to do more with my like my like germaphobic
Speaker 3: tendencies that I don't have, like anything that's super lazy.
Speaker 3: I think My laziest thing I do is I stall
Speaker 3: on changing the litter box like a Zul's litter box,
Speaker 3: Like I definitely should change it more often, but it's
Speaker 3: never super super nasty.
Speaker 1: The laziest thing you do is that lip mask that
Speaker 1: you put on and you wipe it off with a
Speaker 1: paper towel. Then you throw it in the toilet and
Speaker 1: it looks like an aborted fetus something.
Speaker 3: No, I throw it in the toilet, not out of laziness,
Speaker 3: but one it's fun because it spreads and I like
Speaker 3: to see the ink spread. And then too, I don't
Speaker 3: want to put it in the trash can because I
Speaker 3: don't want people who come over to look into the
Speaker 3: trash can.
Speaker 1: You don't flush it, Oh well.
Speaker 3: I don't flush it because like that's also like how
Speaker 3: when I before I go to sleep, when I pee
Speaker 3: a bunch, like, but I'm not actually peeing. I'm my
Speaker 3: brain is just scared that I'm gonna piss in my
Speaker 3: sleep if I see a toilet, so I'll go to
Speaker 3: the bathroom and then like I didn't really pee, And
Speaker 3: then I don't want to flush it even if I
Speaker 3: put a napkin in there, because I'm like I didn't
Speaker 3: actually pee. I don't want to waste water tee. So
Speaker 3: you're calling me lazy, But I'm innovating.
Speaker 1: Things that I do obviously, like uber eats, like almost
Speaker 1: every meal, like literally cook a fucking meal challenge. I
Speaker 1: washed my laundry, but instead of putting them on hangers,
Speaker 1: I let them sit on the floor of my closet
Speaker 1: for a month and then take them out from that pile.
Speaker 1: And then it gets so bad that I'm like putting
Speaker 1: my dirty clothes in that pile and I don't know
Speaker 1: if a shirt is clean or dirty, and I wear
Speaker 1: it anyways because it's not that fucking deep. And I'm
Speaker 1: sure this one is universal. I'm sure, K, you've probably
Speaker 1: done this before. It's like, no, it's it's an everyone thing.
Speaker 1: But when I take a massive log dump and I
Speaker 1: know it's shower day because I shower like once every
Speaker 1: four or five days, I won't wipe my ass because
Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh, I'll be showering in seven or you're.
Speaker 3: Doing what I do in my other scenarios. But accept
Speaker 3: really gross, because where are you going with this?
Speaker 2: Yes, so you don't you don't wipe, and then you
Speaker 2: just go into the.
Speaker 1: Sho on shower day.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: No, I It's like I normally shower at like night time,
Speaker 1: so it's like seven or eight hours between. Like turdin.
Speaker 2: Do you have a revable head of the shower?
Speaker 3: No, well he does a handstand.
Speaker 2: I do that, but I'll just absolutely blast my shit
Speaker 2: with the removable head on my legs up.
Speaker 3: Literally, just stop me, because I just like thought about.
Speaker 1: Literally getting kind of lingis from the shower head a bit.
Speaker 3: I thought about the like dingle berries that would be
Speaker 3: shot off like when you clean it, like long haired dogs,
Speaker 3: but after they poop, and it really grossed me out.
Speaker 1: Well, this is by far the worst one. In twenty
Speaker 1: twenty two, I had a day where I only walked
Speaker 1: seventy four steps the entire fucking day.
Speaker 3: I don't know what you're steps looking like nowadays?
Speaker 1: They're actually healthy, They're not.
Speaker 3: Like crazy, what's healthy like four hundred?
Speaker 1: No, like in the thousands. Yeah, where's this fucking photo?
Speaker 1: Because I have a screenshot of it, but I'm really.
Speaker 3: Trying to think. Yeah, I couldn't think of anything I
Speaker 3: do that's lazy one because I lack self awareness. But
Speaker 3: I guess I have a chair in my room that
Speaker 3: I will go into my room pile clothes onto it,
Speaker 3: and right now I have like a bunch of clothes
Speaker 3: sitting on it and I just refuse to fold it
Speaker 3: for some reason. But I'll probably do it after this,
Speaker 3: because today I was trying to find something in that
Speaker 3: pile and I couldn't get to it. But like I'm like,
Speaker 3: my like lazy things I do aren't like gross, They're
Speaker 3: just lazy. Like when I switch out my CDs in
Speaker 3: my room, I never put it back in the case.
Speaker 3: Like I'll just stack them all up and then I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh fuck, I don't want to scratch these, and then
Speaker 3: I have to sit there and put thirty CDs back
Speaker 3: in the case.
Speaker 1: What I just thought of is when like I'm watching
Speaker 1: tiktoks with you on the couch, like instead of like
Speaker 1: leaning over and reaching over and showing you on the phone,
Speaker 1: I'll just text it to you and like that's how
Speaker 1: we communicate via tiktoks on the case.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Sometimes a lazy thing I do is I'll call
Speaker 3: you if I'm across the house, like if I'm laying
Speaker 3: in bed and I want to say something to you,
Speaker 3: Like I think I did it yesterday. I called you.
Speaker 3: I was like, want to go get food and you
Speaker 3: were like yeah, it's like okay, I'll meet you. Let's
Speaker 3: be ready, and like, that's just that's the way your faceless.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, wait, that's just the wordest.
Speaker 3: Are you like, why are you saying, oh wow, did
Speaker 3: you see something on your phone? Or are you like
Speaker 3: listening to yourself?
Speaker 1: That's just the wordest.
Speaker 3: It was stopped and your face is really fucking scaring
Speaker 3: me right now.
Speaker 1: That was actually so fucking good. I didn't know I
Speaker 1: could sing.
Speaker 2: Your pitch was perfect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know. I could actually should make a
Speaker 1: movie about that, like it.
Speaker 3: We could just call it like pitch perfect or something.
Speaker 1: No, there's already a movie called pitch perfect.
Speaker 3: No, but.
Speaker 1: Well I'm trying a couple more steps.
Speaker 3: Are I need to see your steps? I'm sorry? What
Speaker 3: are yours?
Speaker 2: And it doesn't matter. I guess this is my month.
Speaker 1: I averaged three K a week. Your monthly ten k
Speaker 1: four point five k. That was camping week.
Speaker 3: Your monthly average is ten k. Oh, well you were No,
Speaker 3: there's no way your monthly average. Sorry to interrupt you,
Speaker 3: but your monthly average is not ten CA. Okay, you
Speaker 3: don't even live in a walking and.
Speaker 1: This actually had a good He shakes his phone. He
Speaker 1: sits at his desk.
Speaker 3: I'm like really really confused as to how yours is
Speaker 3: that hot?
Speaker 1: Mine's five point three K.
Speaker 3: For your monthly average? Yeah, wait, what's happening? Because why
Speaker 3: is mine lower?
Speaker 1: Guys seriously wrong, you're lazy bones.
Speaker 3: No, I'm just like proficient and I actually walked fast
Speaker 3: and because y'all are because y'all are so busy swinging
Speaker 3: your hips and trying to call the attention of other men.
Speaker 3: You guys are like swaying and like take your time
Speaker 3: so you take more.
Speaker 1: Or it's because never mind, never mind, I'll chill. I'll chill,
Speaker 1: I'll chill. I'll be chill, guys, I'll be chill.
Speaker 2: It is living in la Like you, you can easily
Speaker 2: hit max six hundred steps. Yeah, if you're not, if
Speaker 2: you're not like actively like, okay, I have to do something.
Speaker 1: Because where the fuck are you gonna walk here?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You walk to your car, and then you.
Speaker 1: Walk from your car to the place, and then you
Speaker 1: walk from the place.
Speaker 2: To your car to the equinoxana exactly directly.
Speaker 3: I'm sitting here being like, oh my god, why are
Speaker 3: my steps so low as if I didn't spend three
Speaker 3: weeks sitting plateaued at a beach like and then like, guys,
Speaker 3: I need to walk like I walk so much, but
Speaker 3: if I can lay and sit, I will sit and lay.
Speaker 1: Piggybacking off of that, I just found out Jane Lynch
Speaker 1: and Jamie Lee Curtis are different people. And it was
Speaker 1: from a picture.
Speaker 3: Wait show me them side by side because this is
Speaker 3: actually about to freak me out because it was Jane Lynch,
Speaker 3: the one from Glee and Jamie Lee Curtis. Jamie Lee
Speaker 3: Curtis is literally the nice version. She's like the good version,
Speaker 3: and Jane Lynch is the evil version. That's still No,
Speaker 3: those are the same people. Stop playing.
Speaker 1: No, that's what I'm fucking saying. Different people.
Speaker 3: WHOA Well, do you have any syup corner for us?
Speaker 1: Or yeah, we'll tap into sy Up Corner.
Speaker 2: Welcome to dru Shia Corner.
Speaker 1: Girls, be like, the vibes are so bad today while
Speaker 1: the whole time they're just malnourished.
Speaker 3: That's literally us for the past three days.
Speaker 1: No motherfuckers be talking about man. I was born in
Speaker 1: the wrong generation. Bro. We got iPhones, uber eats and Zaza,
Speaker 1: What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 3: For real? You?
Speaker 1: Oh, this is a good one. If you die on
Speaker 1: your period, do they take your pat off?
Speaker 3: That is so gross? Wait yeah, when they're like embalming,
Speaker 3: you do they got to dig up in there and
Speaker 3: like get the rest of the period out or do
Speaker 3: they just let it rot? Dude? That's like really sad
Speaker 3: to think about all. This one is for my blood.
Speaker 1: Stop saying words like reddit in discord around pretty people.
Speaker 1: It's actually so scary, Like you're scaring me.
Speaker 2: Why that's for me though?
Speaker 1: Like what if you stank in the cold, You're a
Speaker 1: dangerous motherfucker. It's always three three three this four four
Speaker 1: four that bitch, I need my pussy eight eight eight
Speaker 1: That one was submitted. That one was actually submitted from
Speaker 1: the email someone emailed it to me. Really yeah, I
Speaker 1: hold on, actually let me look that up. Okay, Ice,
Speaker 1: ice ship This was submitted by Ice.
Speaker 3: I'd like laughing at you, like I can't read any
Speaker 3: name on the planet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah those are them. That's hello, Oh we're
Speaker 1: doing media.
Speaker 3: I bounce on her, amurd What was it?
Speaker 1: I don't remember what it was. I think, Yeah, you
Speaker 1: sent it to the group chat with kai.
Speaker 3: She emerged on my interer to like, calm.
Speaker 1: That that's so Goodny.
Speaker 3: Is like that means absolutely nothing, Like she emerging on
Speaker 3: my inter like that doesn't mean anything. And if you
Speaker 3: said it to a pilgrim or anybody at the beginning
Speaker 3: of the English language, even when like saying coming was
Speaker 3: an normal thing, they'd be like, okay, but what's is
Speaker 3: the beginning of that?
Speaker 1: But someone that lost their job in the two thousand
Speaker 1: and eight recession, and they would explode. They wouldn't have
Speaker 1: no idea what we're talking about. But let's tap into
Speaker 1: some media, shall we media boots? Should we tap into
Speaker 1: the media boots? Okay, we went and saw comme it
Speaker 1: or take it's take my hand. It's literally hand talk
Speaker 1: to me. No, it fucking take my hand.
Speaker 3: No, it's talk to me.
Speaker 1: I genuinely think you're trolling me right now.
Speaker 3: It's fucking talked to me. Why the fuck would it be.
Speaker 1: Take my hand because they're holding the hand the whole time,
Speaker 1: But they.
Speaker 3: Say talk to me in the movie. Yeah, your silence
Speaker 3: is deafening, my queen. You fucking stupid bitch. Drew doesn't
Speaker 3: know the name of this fucking movie. Wrong. The second
Speaker 3: he learned the name of this movie, he said it wrong.
Speaker 3: Every single time he mentioned it to us, he would say,
Speaker 3: take my hand, take the hand, talk to the hand,
Speaker 3: talking to the hand, so they taking the hand, like
Speaker 3: you can't take it wrong. And then when we got
Speaker 3: out of the movie theater he called somebody He's like, dude,
Speaker 3: I just all talked to me and like yelled it
Speaker 3: in the theater. Or I just watched take my Hand
Speaker 3: in the theater and everybody was like like what. And
Speaker 3: then also while we were watching the previews the trailer
Speaker 3: for printed Drew's Losing His Fine, the trailer for Priscilla
Speaker 3: came on and.
Speaker 1: Out loud, out loud, loud.
Speaker 3: FU looked at the screen and goes, wait, is Joaquin
Speaker 3: Phoenix playing the Joker right now? And me and Johns
Speaker 3: were so confused.
Speaker 1: Because I thought that was Joaquin Phoenix plaining Elvis, but
Speaker 1: I misspoke. But to take my hand, call call me
Speaker 1: by your name, shit, like that is literally all like
Speaker 1: that's a syop in itself, like it's when I first
Speaker 1: saw it. I think that's a Mendela effect because it's
Speaker 1: always been take my hand always. If it's not, then
Speaker 1: they fumbled and it should have been the fucking movie
Speaker 1: title because like talk to me, come on now. But
Speaker 1: that movie was fucking lit. Yeah, like beyond all of this,
Speaker 1: Like that was like the first scary movie I've seen
Speaker 1: in a very long time that I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: this is lit and it was made by fucking YouTubers
Speaker 1: and they pre recorded the prequel and sequel to that movie,
Speaker 1: so they recorded three movies at once in that movie.
Speaker 1: I am so yeah exactly. And fun fact, that movie
Speaker 1: had the best opening weekend since Hereditary for a twenty four,
Speaker 1: which is lit boots and it's a couple of YouTubers.
Speaker 1: I'm like that shit's hella inspiring. Like I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 1: Like every time I watch a scary movie, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: like they should have did this, or like why didn't
Speaker 1: they do that? Or they should have made a gory
Speaker 1: or they should have made it less gory, Like why
Speaker 1: do they do all that? I'm gonna write a fucking
Speaker 1: scary movie and it's gonna be a masterpiece and it's
Speaker 1: gonna be produced by Emergency or Com and we're gonna
Speaker 1: start a production house. I'm stealing all of the Emergency
Speaker 1: comm money. You're not we have what like eighteen million
Speaker 1: dollars saved up? Yeah, make an easy movie on those.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, and you don't need to use the
Speaker 3: whole eighteen million. You can do it like with like two.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, all we have is eighteen million?
Speaker 3: Yeah you I mean you just said that. Why are
Speaker 3: you now shocked?
Speaker 1: Like? No, I was saying, do we have that? Because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take that. Do we have? We don't have
Speaker 1: more than eighteen million. I thought we had like thirty five.
Speaker 3: Dude, who do you think we are?
Speaker 1: No, we only have our emergency in her combabe. We
Speaker 1: make a million dollars an episode.
Speaker 3: The thing is there's somebody out there who's gonna hear
Speaker 3: that and be like, I know they do. I know
Speaker 3: they do. Bring Me Back by Jeff Cowell. All I
Speaker 3: have to do is Dream by the Everly Brothers on
Speaker 3: Earth by the Sundays Ladies, Ladies, Ladies Ladies by Fiona Apple,
Speaker 3: and I Think of You by Rodriguez, which I think
Speaker 3: I said last week. I'm about to shoot poop out
Speaker 3: of my butt.
Speaker 1: Mister beast is a freemason.
Speaker 3: Wait, you need to screenshot your yours. I came back
Speaker 3: home the other day and I was showing drew like
Speaker 3: a video I took, and then he was like, oh,
Speaker 3: let me show you this thing I took. And his
Speaker 3: photos on his iPhone were crazy. It was only screenshots
Speaker 3: of like Illuminati stuff and like like there was no
Speaker 3: pictures of humans we knew or himself. Like it literally looked.
Speaker 1: Insane pictures of a zoo videos.
Speaker 3: That started with like just like a brown screen, like
Speaker 3: he was moving around the house. Like it was really weird,
Speaker 3: no way, So.
Speaker 1: Like like Pokemon ghost screenshots, it's my cart for pandemic
Speaker 1: prep in the top there, and it's even worse the
Speaker 1: further you scroll up. There's a picture of me and
Speaker 1: there's a picture of you.
Speaker 3: And you can't show that picture of me.
Speaker 1: Oh it sists, it's getting showed.
Speaker 3: Wait, what's the picture of me?
Speaker 1: You know the one that I left.
Speaker 3: I fucking get you save that picture of me to
Speaker 3: his phone like eighteen times?
Speaker 1: Okay, I sent you a second one. Can you blur
Speaker 1: out the red picture in the second one?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, but yeah, that's the other part of my camera,
Speaker 1: le wolla, And it's the top one in the middle.
Speaker 1: That's the best picture of all time. I swear to God,
Speaker 1: like if you do. Unfortunately, die before me. Like, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna kill you or anything. It's not gonna be
Speaker 1: like a problem. I'm using that as your obituary photo.
Speaker 3: We'll beat your fucking house.
Speaker 1: All right, Blood said, do you raise me?
Speaker 4: I told her only in Ohio, I only love my
Speaker 4: get in my big chunks. I'm sorry, I only love
Speaker 4: my get in my chung guess.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Blood, say, do you raise me?
Speaker 4: I told her only in Ohio, I only love my
Speaker 4: get in my big chunky.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: You're really like and Drew, you've been scaring me recently.
Speaker 1: Just a glimpse into my dark reality, A full staring
Speaker 1: at my twisted personality would make a person go simply insane.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 1: I got tagged on that so many times.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you were so weird. Man.
Speaker 1: Respect the player, not the game.
Speaker 3: All right, I need to poop, so I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: I'll give you one song before we go, and it's
Speaker 1: a BBP plug. When can I see you again?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Danger,