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Speaker 1: Welcome back to you can't.

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Speaker 2: You can't.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to emergency intercom with why welcome back to

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Speaker 1: emergency Intercom. Okay, motherfucker.

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Speaker 3: See. And that's just he thinks he can.

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Speaker 1: It's all fun in games. It's all fun in games.

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Speaker 3: That's me when when you found out I was banging

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Speaker 3: your mom, I was like, it's all fun of games.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't have to be there doesn't have to be

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Speaker 3: anger in that, you know, right?

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Speaker 2: Oh true? Are you okay?

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Speaker 1: Now I'm literally being attacked. I'm being attacked constantly.

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Speaker 3: He's being attacked by all the people in his fucking head.

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Speaker 3: How are you hey, we're doing a podcast. You should

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Speaker 3: have just like start scrolling through your plants. Six. Okay,

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Speaker 3: he's just he needs his time, guys, Seriously, he's one

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Speaker 3: a real reaction.

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Speaker 1: That's how I scroll through TikTok.

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Speaker 2: Is like, just.

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Speaker 3: I know, that's when I know it's time to walk

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Speaker 3: away from the app. When I can't even watch like

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Speaker 3: thirty fifteen second app, I almost an episode, you.

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Speaker 1: Know, you know, I'm like, you know those like game

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Speaker 1: cafes in Japan where like people will die like shitting

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Speaker 1: themselves and like buckets and shit and they just die

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Speaker 1: because they like.

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Speaker 3: Are so addicted to you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't eat. That's how I'm becoming with my phone.

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Speaker 1: It's like to the point where I'm like laying immobilized

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Speaker 1: in bed and like my brain is like get rid

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Speaker 1: of this phone, Like throw, just throw it across the room.

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Speaker 1: And my hand is like clutching it tighter and tighter,

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Speaker 1: and it's like white knuckling, and I'm like trying to

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Speaker 1: get rid of it. And then I just keep scrolling.

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Speaker 1: And it's like I get so frustrated with myself that

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Speaker 1: I'm still scrolling. But I just can't stop scrolling. Oh wow,

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Speaker 3: We got to make that a song.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that'll be a hit. It's like, uh, that's what

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Speaker 1: the mask did. That's what the point of the mask is.

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Speaker 3: I hate that one. Oh it's like, never mind. I

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Speaker 3: just had a moment again. Sorry I sound like I'm

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Speaker 3: having a stroke, but I just had a moment again

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Speaker 3: where my joke would have only made sense if I

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Speaker 3: literally interrupted your sentence. And then I started to interrupt you,

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Speaker 3: and I was like, oh my fucking god, I have

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Speaker 3: to stop doing that. I was gonna say the voice

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Speaker 3: in the back of your head is literally in your room.

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Speaker 3: You were experiencing like a Lord of the Rings type

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Speaker 3: of like experience with fucking Gollam and the Ring. And

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Speaker 3: that's like you're but that's also he's just a schizophrenic character.

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Speaker 3: But maybe we should delve into that. But like he

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Speaker 3: literally like he has voices in his head in a

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Speaker 3: really scary way. And I hate that I even know

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Speaker 3: so much about the Lord of the Rings.

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Speaker 1: I don't even but that was.

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Speaker 3: Like something my family watched growing up. But we don't

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Speaker 3: have to leave that in because nobody needs to know

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Speaker 3: that I'm a Lord of the Rings.

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Speaker 1: No, we're leaving that in. Ina is a Lord of

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Speaker 1: the Rings. Stand she watches all of them. She's even

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Speaker 3: Hobbit feet look like that, Like that was unnecessary.

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Speaker 4: People like me, why big big hairy feet, big man feet.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay.

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Speaker 3: We didn't say anything.

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Speaker 2: You're the one.

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Speaker 1: Whatever, Just say what you want to say about me, Like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm nasty, y'all didn't say anything. Y'all didn't just call

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Speaker 1: me a freak bitch. Yeah, because because I like big

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Speaker 1: hairy hobbit feet, Like, what the fuck?

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Speaker 2: We didn't say anything, you said it and then you

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Speaker 2: got super weird.

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Speaker 1: Can we just move on because y'all are attacking me.

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Speaker 3: I mean, we're waiting for you to finish.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, I'll wait for you to finish. Oh oh

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Speaker 3: That's what that email call do. I got the say

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Speaker 1: But you need to I want to. Yeah, I want

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Speaker 1: to do. And I thought it was hilarious and I'm

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Speaker 1: not offended by it at all. But I got an

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Speaker 3: To find it. I mean yesterday when you were saying it,

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Speaker 3: it was way more subdued of an email.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. They just want me to be like a really

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Speaker 1: company one day. But we'll get into that later. But

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Speaker 1: the issue, like, without spoiling it too much, they basically

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Speaker 1: were like, we just like freaks. We want to talk

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Speaker 1: to freaks and people who have and like gay, like

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Speaker 1: we want to talk to gay freaks. And I was like, oh, because.

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Speaker 3: Like this this issue, we're going to be exploring what

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I was like, oh, so I'm a gay freak.

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Speaker 3: I got the same email and then I had to

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Speaker 3: reply and I was like, Hey, you need to get

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Speaker 3: rid of the last part because that is not fucking

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Speaker 3: me the freaking and then we got into a big

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Speaker 3: argument me and this person. Yeah, I guess I'm not

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Speaker 1: It's going to be that's great.

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Speaker 2: I got an email from the Big Perfect Penis magazine.

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Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, bp b bpp pp. Didn't they spill

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Speaker 2: Different?

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Speaker 3: And they got they got flagged down for photoshop, Like

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Speaker 3: it came out that they all they do is photoshop.

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Speaker 2: That's a different company. This is just a magazine that

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Speaker 2: focuses on people with Big Perfect.

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Speaker 1: I think you're supporting a big oil company that fracts

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Speaker 1: and causes earthquakes.

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Speaker 2: This is a totally different thing.

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Speaker 3: You would though, that's kind of your vibe support, Like I.

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Speaker 1: Saw you give. I saw this girl talking about like

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Speaker 1: literally gas lating, gas laing, gas lighting. It's like this

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Speaker 1: new thing. It's like similar to gas lighting. It's called gaslating.

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Speaker 1: It's like you know, you know, like Klee, like L

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Speaker 3: I didn't understand the first part of that, Like what

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Speaker 1: Kylee? Like the Middle of America names or keep getting longer,

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Speaker 1: And it's like dax lead d A x l e I.

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Speaker 1: They add lead to the end of everything.

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Speaker 3: But if you were changing it from gas lighting to

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Speaker 3: gas lading, you know that only one letter changes. It

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Speaker 2: But it's like ley, you're saying like L E I

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Speaker 1: But I saw this like person talking about like and

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Speaker 1: gaslighting the audience, about like what it was like to

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Speaker 1: be a Victoria's Secret model back then, and like they

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Speaker 1: were like, I mean, it's like not our fault that

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Speaker 1: like saying like and sure they edited the shit out

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Speaker 1: the problem that they were tuning in and like, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, I just thought it was funny because.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, because you're trying to tell extremely hot person

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Speaker 3: do is like Okay, yes, we understand you're sexy, but

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Speaker 3: I like, okay, like backtrack because I am sexy, so

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Speaker 3: to why don't you just leave it there? Why does

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Speaker 3: Like God didn't give you huge boobs by seventh grade,

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Speaker 3: then tough luck. I had to go through that too,

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Speaker 1: Country girls make do. Country girls make do.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of school, I miss hiding the wire in my headphones. Oh,

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Speaker 3: because we saw that TikTok. That was like people like

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Speaker 3: Do you have AirPod in? Ma'am? Do you have air

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Speaker 3: pods in your ears? But it's like okay because you

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Speaker 3: because like you're not our friend once.

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Speaker 2: You leave this house.

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Speaker 3: It was this TikTok of these girls like showing how

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, running it through this shirt and

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Speaker 2: We had headphones when I was in high school.

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Speaker 3: Like, oh, high school. Did they have those in middle

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they had them in middle school, and they had

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Speaker 3: But I'm not the big ones that like astronauts like

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Speaker 3: Useta powered. Yeah, not the steam hunk.

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Speaker 1: You're right, yeah, right right.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why I went down that tangent.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we were just talking about like how in high school,

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Speaker 1: You take it off, and like now you have to

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Speaker 3: And I don't think I ever got caught with headphones

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Speaker 3: it's popular to have headphone in hit Vabe, eat Hot

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Speaker 3: Cheeto and in high school, which is like really weird.

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Speaker 1: Fuck I thought of something so fucking funny, Like as

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Speaker 1: we were talking about that, what were we talking before?

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter anymore. I lost it, But like there

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Speaker 1: And it sucks that I lost it. You get to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's like Samsung, Motorola like all of it.

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Speaker 2: Like it's the guy that made bitcoin for like anonymous.

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Speaker 1: Figure but you know his name Kai. Can you stop

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Speaker 3: It was literally the most fue ever working at publics

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Speaker 3: Well did he find them?

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Speaker 3: For their logo. Yeah, I mean, I guess. So it's

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Speaker 1: I know, the Peas are just upside down pe They

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Speaker 1: No Beats upside down?

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Speaker 3: but you owe it. Literally is you literally cannot recreate

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Speaker 1: have no idea, and like I told them and they

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00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,720
Speaker 1: were like, oh sick. And then they would ask me

440
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,879
Speaker 1: about it like months later, and I was like I

441
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,760
Speaker 1: seldom gotten them, and I looked like the kid that

442
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,600
Speaker 1: was like, oh yeah, my best friend's like a doctor,

443
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,960
Speaker 1: Like yeah, he's our age and he's a genius like

444
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:46,880
Speaker 1: that type of vibe. But then they finally got there

445
00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:50,239
Speaker 1: and they were the greatest thing ever, and I was

446
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:53,800
Speaker 1: so fucking swaggy, like it was crazy, like everybody wanted

447
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:56,359
Speaker 1: to use. Yeah, they they ended up showing up, but

448
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,520
Speaker 1: like months later it was like I was pre ordering

449
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,840
Speaker 1: them or something, and like they were a Japan only release,

450
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,560
Speaker 1: so like, yeah, I just took forever to get here,

451
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,480
Speaker 1: like shipping on like free trade or some showf iucking

452
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,119
Speaker 1: know the word the big boats, the big ass boats.

453
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:17,480
Speaker 1: But yeah, beats were like a crucial time in our life. Segueing,

454
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:21,119
Speaker 1: I feel like I don't know if there's a hot take,

455
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:24,280
Speaker 1: but I feel like people should start bragging more. Like

456
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 1: I feel like we live in like an unbraggadocious culture

457
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:32,199
Speaker 1: and I love bragging, like bring that shit back, like

458
00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:35,480
Speaker 1: talk about your shit and like be excited for each other,

459
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:38,400
Speaker 1: Like why the fuck, Like yeah, we are really.

460
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:42,120
Speaker 3: Like Zoom generation vibes, just like, yeah, my life freaking

461
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,960
Speaker 3: sucks and I'm such a fucking loser and like it's

462
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:48,000
Speaker 3: very confidentless. But I guess I understand because now to

463
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,840
Speaker 3: see so many people all the time on your iPhone

464
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,720
Speaker 3: is just so unnatural, and I feel like that's what

465
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,600
Speaker 3: makes it so easy to be insecure. Like why is

466
00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:00,640
Speaker 3: it a spectrum? You were either like a pretty insecure person,

467
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:05,320
Speaker 3: like wildly insecure, or you are so braggadocious and delusion

468
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:05,800
Speaker 3: all that.

469
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,119
Speaker 1: Literally you Lise start a podcast called.

470
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 3: I Love when someone's doing something so normal but they

471
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 3: talk about it like they're gonna change the world every

472
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:19,560
Speaker 3: step of the way, Like it's literally just like and

473
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 3: I know what you might be thinking, this is crazy,

474
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,639
Speaker 3: but I just had to do it. Someone like me.

475
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,320
Speaker 3: When I get the thought, I just go for it

476
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 3: and I never let anything stop me. When people talk

477
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,200
Speaker 3: about their life like that and it's a simple task,

478
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,240
Speaker 3: I can't believe it.

479
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,200
Speaker 1: It's like bruh, It's like a one color, puffy paint

480
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 1: screenprint on a Gilden like hoodie. Like you're not changing

481
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:38,600
Speaker 1: the world.

482
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:41,800
Speaker 3: You are not serving Balenciaga right now. It's just like

483
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 3: random and you were either you're either end of that.

484
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 3: And I do feel like we need to meet in

485
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:49,160
Speaker 3: middle grounds where people are able to brag about their

486
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:53,400
Speaker 3: life without sounding crazy. But then I guess maybe I'm

487
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:56,159
Speaker 3: the problem, because why does someone with confidence sound crazy

488
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:56,359
Speaker 3: to me?

489
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,040
Speaker 1: I'm the problem.

490
00:23:58,119 --> 00:23:58,560
Speaker 3: It's me.

491
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 2: You know that TikTok of It was like every song

492
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 2: in the early two thousands versus now every pop song.

493
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,160
Speaker 2: It was like tonight We're gonna.

494
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,800
Speaker 1: Go oh yeah, yeah yeah, And.

495
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,920
Speaker 2: Then the other one's like I Walked Alone, Like it

496
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 2: was like a fucking.

497
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:21,240
Speaker 3: Like sad ass song, yeah, but covered in pop melodies,

498
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 3: and it.

499
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 2: Was like like an acoustic like Claro type song, I

500
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 2: guess is what they were saying.

501
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,600
Speaker 3: And then how did you just say that?

502
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 2: Clara Clara, Clara.

503
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 3: Claro Claro Clara Claro sounds like a car insurance Laarna.

504
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:43,399
Speaker 1: You're weird. You're weird, you have an action and you're

505
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 1: like action, I do too, and you're making your villain.

506
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 2: But I feel like that's like very much a sign

507
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:55,119
Speaker 2: of the generational. Like I feel like people in the

508
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,600
Speaker 2: early two thousands were like, let's get fucked up, like

509
00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:00,960
Speaker 2: there's no there's not a care show for what we do.

510
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,760
Speaker 1: I think they called it like recession pop or something

511
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 1: like that, like post recession prop pop, because it was

512
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 1: like let's go out and get fucked up and like

513
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 1: life is so good and fun. Like I mean literally

514
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:14,479
Speaker 1: that song, the Katy Perry song that got remixed BBO

515
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 1: P plug style or whatever. The fuck. It's like he.

516
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,159
Speaker 3: Keeps calling plug GMB every other letter.

517
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:24,879
Speaker 2: Of the alpage.

518
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 1: But yeah, and now it's like I'm gonna kill myself

519
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,359
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna cut my wrists and I'm gonna do

520
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,159
Speaker 1: bad things to other people and do opium Like I

521
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 1: love Heroin.

522
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,160
Speaker 3: Why does it kind of just sound like you're inner monologue?

523
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:40,600
Speaker 3: I never heard that song.

524
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,919
Speaker 2: I was thinking of just more of like a like

525
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 2: a gentle acoustic song. But that sounds cool.

526
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:53,639
Speaker 3: Are you trying to say something? Yeah, my mic keeps falling, by.

527
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:58,240
Speaker 1: The way, I fully understand. And then that's also something

528
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,320
Speaker 1: that I was thinking about, Like obviously we've had the

529
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:03,159
Speaker 1: discussion about how we don't own the music we buy anymore,

530
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,639
Speaker 1: like yeah, we're renting everything, even like the shows, And

531
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 1: it kind of freaks me out a little bit because

532
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 1: it's like where is that money going? Like I don't

533
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,160
Speaker 1: when the fucking server shut down, Like I wasted ten

534
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,199
Speaker 1: grand on Spotify and Netflix ads like paying for it

535
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:19,479
Speaker 1: like whatever. I was thinking about it, and like, uh,

536
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 1: this dude started the conversation and he was like, uh,

537
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:28,400
Speaker 1: why the fuck? Like think about like best new artists

538
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:31,000
Speaker 1: this year? Like who is gonna be the best new

539
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 1: artists this year? Like the music has become oversaturated, which

540
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 1: I think is a good thing. Like I'm like, yeah,

541
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,680
Speaker 1: make your music be creative, but like there's no one

542
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 1: out like right now that's like best new artists. And

543
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 1: it was like something like seventy percent of people right

544
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:50,400
Speaker 1: now are listening to old music and like twenty five percent,

545
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 1: Like I don't I don't know the exact statistics, but

546
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 1: it was it was like basically everyone is listening to

547
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:58,399
Speaker 1: old music. No one's listening to new music. And like

548
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,720
Speaker 1: the top one hundred chart like streams on Spotify like

549
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,120
Speaker 1: only accounted for like five percent of like the streams

550
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 1: for twenty twenty three, which is like really crazy because

551
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 1: like music released in twenty twenty two, twenty twenty three,

552
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,399
Speaker 1: like no one gives a fuck about anymore, and like

553
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,399
Speaker 1: it was just like crazy like to think about.

554
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 2: And I was like, damn, like there's no I guess

555
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 2: there are a movie start Like I guess Timothy Shallomet

556
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 2: is the closest thing. But I watched like Fight Club recently.

557
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,439
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, Brad Pitt was like the big

558
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 2: rule number one. Oh yeah, we don't talk about fighting now.

559
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 3: You're total ever seen that fucking movie.

560
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: You're missing out. It's actually good, like beyond just like

561
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 1: jaw lines and mewing.

562
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 3: Everybody is obsessed with that movie. But I wish they

563
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 3: stared at the poster a little longer and then took

564
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,879
Speaker 3: notes and started to use so because.

565
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 2: You staying, Oh, that's good.

566
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:56,399
Speaker 1: Gym cells. Gim cells are like literally even more fucking

567
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 1: loser freaks than like the awkward people.

568
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 2: But keep going, oh my god, there's just like there's

569
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:04,679
Speaker 2: not really movie stars, like is it think Timothy shallow

570
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 2: May is kind of the the one that I would say,

571
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 2: it's like the new movie star.

572
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, is it because of social media? Like literally everyone's

573
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 1: so accessible accessible that it's like literally it's so like

574
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 1: I forget what the word is, but I use it

575
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 1: all the time where it's like I don't like or

576
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,920
Speaker 1: not me, but like people have been putting so much

577
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 1: of themselves out of the Girl of the world is

578
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,639
Speaker 1: what the hell? But people are putting so much of

579
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:34,639
Speaker 1: themselves out here that like they like spread, they like

580
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 1: put their image out there so much that like you

581
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 1: can get it all in one go and then move

582
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 1: on to the next.

583
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 3: Person, Like yeah, I can't think of it.

584
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 1: It's like over saturating themselves or something like that, Like

585
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 1: just like you can just access it all at once.

586
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, because there used to be you have to wait

587
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 3: for pictures of these people. You have to like you

588
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 3: didn't know what they were up to at all. You

589
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,480
Speaker 3: didn't know what There was no twenty four hours with

590
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 3: fucking Meryl Streep, like for on Vogue, Like you didn't

591
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 3: see what she got up to in her day. And

592
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 3: now there's so much of that. Also, there's just such

593
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 3: a wide range of like fame now you can be

594
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 3: on like a micro niche level, or you could be

595
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 3: Timothy Shalome And because of that, everybody can pick the

596
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 3: Because I feel like with fame culture there was always

597
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 3: this It was always.

598
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 1: Demonized Timothy out, I forgot we're doing the.

599
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 3: Right You're not supposed to like, I know, you just

600
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 3: get so real when you talk to me. They forget

601
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 3: their okay, dude, you okay. The camera like stop because

602
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 3: it's gonna be hard to cut that.

603
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 1: But demonized.

604
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like celebrity culture used to be so demonized in

605
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 3: terms of people who fixated on it and consumed it,

606
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 3: and I do think to a certain extent it is

607
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 3: still very evil because like the media is scary in

608
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 3: terms of what they do to other people's mental health

609
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 3: and like, but that's another conversation about like whatever.

610
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 1: The hurricane rule number one or example number one, That

611
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 1: shit was a money making machine. Everyone that was afraid

612
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 1: of it. Watch the news and listen to the news,

613
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 1: And I don't blame you because I did the same

614
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 1: fucking thing, and it was only good to make this

615
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:22,719
Speaker 1: hurricanes seem bad. It profited everyone the news because you're

616
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,719
Speaker 1: tuning in all the TikTokers on the live streams, like

617
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 1: all of the TikTokers making tiktoks about it, literally the

618
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 1: grocery stores.

619
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 3: I didn't fall forward because I'm from fucking Miami and

620
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 3: I'm not scared of a tropical storm and you're a

621
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 3: little bitch. Sorry, Oh my god, wow, Oh yeah.

622
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 1: I wanted the devastation.

623
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:45,360
Speaker 3: I know, I wanted happen, like I wanted to see

624
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 3: buildings crumble. But like, watching and partaking in celebrity culture

625
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 3: used to be so demonized, but now it is such

626
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 3: a normal, Like nobody questions the fact that people know

627
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 3: exactly what every select Brittie is up to in all

628
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 3: the gossip. I feel like it used to be a

629
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 3: big thing where it's like you're such a fucking loser.

630
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 3: Why do you give a fuck about them? They don't

631
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 3: give a fuck about you, like, just watch their movies

632
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 3: and keep it pushing. And people who tapped into like

633
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 3: magazine culture and all that, like it was demonized and

634
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 3: seen as like gossipy, and now it's not that way

635
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 3: anymore because there's also such a big spectrum. You could

636
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 3: either be on that side of it or you could

637
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 3: be a way lesser severity where there's just somebody who

638
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 3: you fucking watch on your iPhone. You're like, I fuck

639
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 3: with this person. If I saw them, I wouldn't freak out.

640
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 3: I would just be like, oh my god, hey, like yeah,

641
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 3: I like hear your voice all the time. That's cool.

642
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 3: So now because there's such a huge spectrum, like there's

643
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 3: not such polar opposites of like you're either a huge

644
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 3: fan or you're not a fan at all. Now it's like,

645
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 3: oh no, I just there's a few people who I

646
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 3: like to watch.

647
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 1: Dude, And it's fucking like so weird that like everyone

648
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 1: knows that I have a giant penis, like and it's

649
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 1: just like this big story. It's because all these tabloids

650
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 1: and media outlets.

651
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 3: Are like I don't think you've ever had a single

652
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 3: tabloid soul.

653
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 1: It's so fucked up that I have like this giant

654
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 1: penis and everyone knows about it, and like they shouldn't

655
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: know that when I twerk, my ass collapse, but like

656
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 1: they do, Like I'll just be like working in the

657
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 1: club having fun with Drake and Shape and will like

658
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 1: take a video of it and like post it online

659
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 1: and it's just like I can't be myself.

660
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 3: Do you have that video?

661
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 1: And oh no, there's no sound in the video. I

662
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: had DMCA, so it's like deleted everywhere. Okay, I don't

663
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 1: even have it.

664
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 3: It's the next time we're going to go out, do

665
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 3: you think tomorrow.

666
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 1: Or or something?

667
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 3: Can I get like on the is there like a list?

668
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 2: Is it? Like?

669
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:41,239
Speaker 3: Can I just pull up?

670
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 1: We'll see, We'll see, because it's like a big event

671
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 1: when I start working and ship like.

672
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I don't want to that's not that like

673
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 3: you're misreading the situation because that's not why I want

674
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 3: to go. I don't want to go because I don't

675
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 3: want to see I always just said something so nasty

676
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna move on.

677
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 1: Let's talk about direct energy weapons.

678
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 3: Oh my god, no, please, no.

679
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 1: No, that's that's one thing that I don't believe in.

680
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 1: That's the one thing I do believe in.

681
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 3: Like even kind doesn't know what that is. We can't

682
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 3: get into this.

683
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 1: It's big as that are fired down to like cause devastation,

684
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 1: fired down like rain down?

685
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 3: Apply does what do you get up to on that phone?

686
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding. You need to start going leaving the house,

687
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 3: Like we need to host an intervention for Drew because

688
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 3: he wakes up at five thirty am and sits in

689
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 3: his bed on his iPhone, and then by two pm

690
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 3: he hobbles out you and he's like, oh dude, I

691
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 3: don't feel good, and then throws himself on the couch

692
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 3: and he's like should we go eat? And I'm like, yeah,

693
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 3: let's go eat.

694
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh, like I.

695
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 3: Don't want to get in the car. I'll just think

696
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 3: about it, and then goes back to his room and

697
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 3: continues to use his phone for an extra four hours.

698
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 3: And then that's six pm and he's like, I'm gonna

699
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 3: order so much food so that I have food for tomorrow.

700
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 3: And then he does that and then has like four bites.

701
00:33:56,640 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, my stomach hurt, and then he saves

702
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 3: the food and then at two am he eats all

703
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 3: of it while it's cold. Then he goes asleep and

704
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 3: he wakes up at five again.

705
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,359
Speaker 1: Well, because I don't eating right now is really hard

706
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 1: for me because I literally go to sleep right after

707
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 1: I eat. It's really bizarre. It's so scary. So I'm like, like,

708
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 1: if I eat now, I'm going to go to sleep.

709
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 1: And it sucks.

710
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:22,720
Speaker 3: I need to see a specialist because that is not normal.

711
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,760
Speaker 3: Food is supposed to give you energy, like.

712
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 1: And y'all are some bitches. Wow, okay, wow, So leave

713
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,400
Speaker 1: me the fuck alone. Drew. Do you think.

714
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 2: Come twenty four hours?

715
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 3: I've ever seen it was? It was literally like sixteen

716
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:41,879
Speaker 3: seventeen hours.

717
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 1: Sixteen and a half hours. It was when I was

718
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 1: back in Texas, and there.

719
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 2: Was right when you stop sleeping, literally.

720
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,319
Speaker 1: And there was even a spike in the middle of

721
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 1: the night for two hours. It was so fucking crazy.

722
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: It was all day. And I remember the day because

723
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm going for a world record.

724
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 3: Like he literally like he got a like exact seven

725
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 3: hours and thirty minutes of sleep, woke up, opened his iPhone,

726
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 3: and then it was on it until the moment he

727
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 3: went back to sleep.

728
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 1: So we can't air this out because like people can't

729
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 1: know how much I'm on my phone because why not?

730
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 1: Because I don't text people back and they will know.

731
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 1: But also I'm like everyone does that, Like that's.

732
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's normal. Can we normalize not texting people back

733
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:32,360
Speaker 3: all the time? Can we normalize not constant fucking communication

734
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,839
Speaker 3: with each other? Leave me the fuck alone. I'll see

735
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:38,279
Speaker 3: you when I see you. Damn. That actually pisses me off.

736
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,839
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding, like people who are like, why don't

737
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 3: you text me back? Like you don't have other contacts

738
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,360
Speaker 3: on your iPhone? Like you just want to play an

739
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 3: I message game or something like go download an app?

740
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 3: Why are we talking? What are we talking about?

741
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 2: Dude? I feel that too. I feel like I have

742
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 2: so much pressure that I'll like mark everything to respond

743
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 2: to it. I'm like, what am I doing? This is

744
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:56,840
Speaker 2: just like someone saying, what.

745
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 3: This isn't an email?

746
00:35:58,440 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 2: What is that?

747
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 1: My average? Three three minutes?

748
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 3: Oh no, that was today? Come on, Actually, there's no

749
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 3: way that was today because you've definitely been up since

750
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 3: like six am.

751
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 2: Average is thirty three minutes.

752
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, look, it's literally right, here y'all, let me see.

753
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 3: I need It's like, Drew, I'm not kidding. I need

754
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,479
Speaker 3: to know what your screen time is. I bet mine

755
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 3: is bad right now too, because I've been like, no,

756
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 3: that was a oh that wasn't screenshot from March fourteen

757
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:24,920
Speaker 3: to twenty twenty one.

758
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 1: Oh wow? Oh why have that?

759
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 3: Did you look up screen I.

760
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:37,360
Speaker 1: Looked up forty five minute screen time screenshot for some reason.

761
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 1: I think I turned it off because it was scaring me.

762
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,240
Speaker 1: But it's not loading.

763
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:45,399
Speaker 3: Look no, no, no, no, give me that.

764
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 1: It's literally not loading.

765
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:48,720
Speaker 3: Wait let me see.

766
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,280
Speaker 2: No, I don't want you to go through my phone.

767
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 1: Oh there we go.

768
00:36:53,000 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 3: Oh no, goods a week that's today? Okay, school, you

769
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:06,479
Speaker 3: are so annoying right now, I'm gonna fucking freak out. Okay, okay,

770
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 3: you're not the worst. It's like looking like nine hours.

771
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 1: No, you over exactly that I had one hour was in.

772
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 3: Forty three minutes, and then one that was nine hours.

773
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 1: And then one that was and then one that was

774
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 1: seven So it's actually eight hours a day nine So

775
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,240
Speaker 1: let's get one thing straight.

776
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not much better than you, damn. And

777
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 3: when I was in Portugal, my shit was too lit.

778
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 3: When I was in Portugal in Europe, I literally my

779
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 3: average was two hours a day.

780
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:33,919
Speaker 2: Oh damn, that's good.

781
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 3: And then it bumped up to oh wait, it went

782
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,759
Speaker 3: up one hundred and fifty three percent because I went

783
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 3: to six hours a day, seven hours and fifty minutes.

784
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 3: And then my average last week was five hours a day.

785
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 3: So I'm better than you in a lot of ways.

786
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,240
Speaker 3: That's what you know. That's the fun thing about screen

787
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,239
Speaker 3: time is you use it as a tool to.

788
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 1: Feel okay, so Kai is better than you, and yeah.

789
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 3: How does that make He has to be on that

790
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 3: fucking laptop like a little workhorse, so it's different.

791
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 2: That's an art, honestly, how you flipped that?

792
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:13,319
Speaker 1: Let's talk about it.

793
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:15,800
Speaker 2: By the way, guys, mine was three hours and thirty minutes.

794
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, he only showed us one week though, so.

795
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,239
Speaker 2: I don't have to show exactly.

796
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 1: Let's talk about how I literally predicted this fucking hurricane.

797
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 1: Let's fucking talk about it. Did I not say for

798
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 1: the last two episodes before this, something biggest company, and

799
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 1: it's gonna happen.

800
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:34,399
Speaker 2: To La every episode And.

801
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,319
Speaker 1: Let's just say it again, something big is gonna happen

802
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 1: next week? I don't know if it's gonna be an earthquake,

803
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,839
Speaker 1: if it's going to be a tsunami, Like it's gonna

804
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 1: be something gnarly though, Like I've been saying this for

805
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 1: a while.

806
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 3: The thing you want to lay claim to is I

807
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 3: complete because.

808
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:49,080
Speaker 1: I can predict the future. I have like almost like

809
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: a female's intuition, like I know a lot of things.

810
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:56,360
Speaker 1: Actually it goes I've gotten an enlightened intuition, like it

811
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 1: goes beyond. Like I pulled my thoughts from this class

812
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 1: the stream of consciousness, something.

813
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:05,400
Speaker 3: Like you can't access like this is not a normal person.

814
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 3: There's no way this is a normal person, I said consciously.

815
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 3: Have been asking for help for Drew's mental state because

816
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 3: every time someone asks about him, I'm like, he is

817
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,760
Speaker 3: going down a crazy one.

818
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:19,239
Speaker 1: Right, No, it's in a gas I'm not like this

819
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:19,720
Speaker 1: in real.

820
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start gas slighting you into thinking that you're

821
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 3: going crazy, that you actually go crazy, and just be like,

822
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:27,720
Speaker 3: did you're literally scaring me? I don't know. We shouldn't

823
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 3: talk about this, And I'll say that to you every

824
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 3: day for like five weeks and see what happened.

825
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:33,720
Speaker 2: Do you believe in remote viewing.

826
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:34,839
Speaker 1: What is that?

827
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:36,880
Speaker 2: You don't know what remote viewing is.

828
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,280
Speaker 1: Is it like someone tapping into your computer and watching you?

829
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 2: No, remote viewing is like this thing that like psychic

830
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 2: people can do and they oh, I can do that.

831
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 2: They can put their consciousness like in any part of

832
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:46,880
Speaker 2: the universe.

833
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 1: I can do that. Yeah, I can put that mine.

834
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 1: I can put mine in other people's heads too.

835
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 2: You don't know about the CIA, like it like came

836
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 2: out as the CIA was like.

837
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 1: Oh, is it like the people that like were weird

838
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 1: on TikTok where they were like I'm gonna go into

839
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 1: a different day mentioned and they like close their eyes

840
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 1: and they like wake up and they're like I just

841
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 1: experienced like yeah, a world. Okay, I've seen that on TikTok,

842
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,799
Speaker 1: but it's called something else. They're shifting. They called it

843
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 1: shifting Okay, but yeah, I know I was shifting, but

844
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 1: I don't know remote viewing.

845
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 2: I watched the video on it. Since like the seventies,

846
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:21,399
Speaker 2: the CIA has been like hiring these people. And one

847
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,359
Speaker 2: guy was like.

848
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,320
Speaker 3: Oh, we have too much free will as humans.

849
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 2: One guy was like, Jupiter has rings or yeah, Jupiter's

850
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 2: rings and we didn't and we didn't know that until recently.

851
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:33,400
Speaker 1: So it's see, I feel.

852
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:34,800
Speaker 3: Like Jupiter has always had rings.

853
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 2: I think it's Saturday Saturday Infiniti had rings.

854
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 3: But then oh yeah, right right?

855
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:42,879
Speaker 1: Did you all see that picture of Saturn's rings where

856
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 1: they like got up in close and like you think

857
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:49,359
Speaker 1: they're like this thin ring made of sand, but like

858
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:53,840
Speaker 1: it's actually like asteroids the size of fucking Mount Everest

859
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,560
Speaker 1: creating like these mountains and the rings that are like

860
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 1: three earths tall and they're super fucking.

861
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,839
Speaker 3: I don't I even think about that much I saw,

862
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:03,360
Speaker 3: But me not knowing that if it was between Jupiter

863
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 3: and Saturn just now reminded me of a comment I

864
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 3: saw that. I was like, we need to see and

865
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 3: you go against science, like like the battle of me

866
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 3: knowing nothing.

867
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:14,840
Speaker 2: Like okay's science.

868
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 1: Right.

869
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 3: You know what's funny is I feel like recently people

870
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 3: have been like, damn, ya really doesn't know shit. But

871
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 3: I've been saying that y'all just aren't listening to it

872
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 3: from the beginning. From the very beginning, I was like,

873
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 3: emotional intelligence got it good, awesome, take out the emotional.

874
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 1: What take out there?

875
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:40,919
Speaker 3: I want to pull your fucking hair.

876
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 1: Take out the emotional. Oh.

877
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 3: I got to a point last night where I was

878
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 3: really wanting to pull people's hair. Oh, I don't know,

879
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 3: something's wrong with me. It's my I'm just healing my

880
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:55,399
Speaker 3: inner child. What's so bad about that?

881
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 1: You know?

882
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 3: Uh?

883
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,439
Speaker 1: Yeah? But why do you want to pull people's hair?

884
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,279
Speaker 3: Because you know how like as a kid, when you

885
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,959
Speaker 3: would like be upset or feel something and you didn't

886
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 3: know how to express it, so you pulled someone's hair.

887
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:07,879
Speaker 3: I still want to do that.

888
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 1: I mean, the whole Yaga trend was just healing other

889
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,280
Speaker 1: people's inner child's.

890
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, Wow, said consciously, Oh my god,

891
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 3: we went down the craziest fucking rabbit hole and we

892
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:24,240
Speaker 3: want a film was doing it was so fucking scared.

893
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 3: I have never thought like sat and thought about the

894
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:30,880
Speaker 3: fact that there are right wing i G baddies like

895
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 3: screists who are like serving like ass tiny waist, big boobs.

896
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 3: But it's for Yeah, it's like in a Donald Chomp

897
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 3: bikini waving a Donald Chump flag in a cornfield.

898
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 1: He's going to jail, I know, like he literally is

899
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:54,439
Speaker 1: going to Baylis said a two hundred thousand dollars what

900
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 1: he has? That though, Yeah, he'll get out immediately, so

901
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 1: he's not. But he's going to jail like he's turning

902
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,960
Speaker 1: himself in. He's going to Atlanta to turn himself in.

903
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 3: Wait, but if you bail yourself out, Oh, that's just

904
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 3: so you don't have to sit there till trial.

905
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:11,399
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wow, crazy, it's crazy.

906
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 3: Should we start the documentary right now about it, so

907
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 3: that we make a bunch of money and pop it

908
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 3: off of it because somebody's doing that.

909
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 2: I don't think I knew that you knew that. I

910
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 2: didn't know that the bail thing. I thought bail you

911
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 2: just were.

912
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:28,840
Speaker 3: Oh how the tables turned, mister stupid.

913
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 2: I think you need to give yourself more credit.

914
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. I genuinly was like, holy shit, it's

915
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 1: a different mechanism.

916
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:38,319
Speaker 3: Yeah. I just like, because I'm a girl, I have

917
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 3: to protect myself and be done.

918
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 1: It's all these internalized misogynists like attacking my girl for

919
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 1: her intelligence, but they really see a lot of themselves

920
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 1: in her, and it's an insecure thing and they're not listening.

921
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 1: They're not hearing you when you say it. But it's

922
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:59,239
Speaker 1: because they refuse to hear a woman. And I think

923
00:43:59,280 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 1: that is.

924
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 3: Up massandry this misogyny, that what you need to do

925
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 3: is come over here and massage this pussy. Oh it

926
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 3: was good. That was really good, guys. I feel like

927
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 3: anybody who was watching my face while you were talking

928
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 3: just now saw my brain make that up. And I

929
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 3: was like doing my best to wait until you stop talking,

930
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:22,879
Speaker 3: and it happened. Also, somebody commented why did I think?

931
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 3: On a picture of me as a baby. Somebody commented,

932
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 3: why did I think? And you grew up in a

933
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,840
Speaker 3: house with no toys and holes in the wall, which

934
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 3: is like.

935
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:34,360
Speaker 1: Crazy, no dirt floor, like a dirt floor.

936
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 3: Like the craziest thing I've ever seen someone say. But no, actually,

937
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 3: my family had an awesome amount of money for literally

938
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,880
Speaker 3: the first like four years of my life, so I

939
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,439
Speaker 3: had nice things, and then it all crumbled under my feet.

940
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 3: And then I knew what it was like to live

941
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 3: happily and then at a very young age, have it

942
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 3: all taken away from you, and know the fraudulent set

943
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 3: is life and how gimmicky it is and how easily

944
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 3: it fluctuates. And one day you could be the happiest

945
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 3: you've ever been and have no problems, and then the

946
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 3: next day you're seven years old and you're already thinking

947
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:09,759
Speaker 3: about wanting to kill yourself and telling your parents that

948
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 3: if you had to live in this situation forever, you

949
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 3: think you kill yourself. So then your parents tell you

950
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 3: that killing yourself is illegal. So then until you're like twelve,

951
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 3: you think killing yourself is illegal. So you try to

952
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 3: stop thinking. Baby, you try, really, I know. You know

953
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 3: what's crazy is I imagine myself dead in a cell

954
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 3: with chain, with the chain on and the handcuffs, and

955
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, that's so scary. I

956
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 3: don't want that to be where my body rots. So

957
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,320
Speaker 3: you try really hard to push off those thoughts until

958
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 3: you're twelve and you get access to the internet and

959
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 3: you learn it's not illegal and you can keep thinking

960
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:43,879
Speaker 3: about it.

961
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:48,760
Speaker 1: That's really really fucking dark. Like what I was thinking

962
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 1: about was like me twerking and shit, like the whole

963
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 1: time you were talking talking to the right. But hey,

964
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: we do this thing where we deep dive earth. I

965
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 1: do this thing where I deep dive on TikTok and

966
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,839
Speaker 1: it's like it's a it's a skilled craft, like it's

967
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:08,400
Speaker 1: something I've honed over the last year a few years.

968
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 1: But like you start on one video, you go to

969
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 1: the sound, you scroll down until like it's the most

970
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 1: random fucking person you've ever seen. You go to their

971
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 1: account and then you see how weird they are, and

972
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 1: then you go to their sounds and then like you

973
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 1: click on that sound, you find another person and you

974
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,239
Speaker 1: go to their comments and you see these weirdos like

975
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 1: commenting on their videos, and then you go to their

976
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,840
Speaker 1: pages and you're just in this like really fucking crazy

977
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:33,760
Speaker 1: deep dive that like is. It's uncontrollable and you find

978
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 1: the most bizarre fucking people ever. But it's so fun

979
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:39,799
Speaker 1: to airplay it to the TV and sit with your

980
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,799
Speaker 1: friends and you just like make jokes about the whole

981
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 1: thing because like you end up finding like, like me,

982
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 1: if I didn't have a podcast or like an online

983
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 1: platform like making tiktoks like it would it's crazy.

984
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 3: It's really really bast one is this one? I'm not kidding.

985
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 3: When I saw this, I almost pissed myself. This was

986
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 3: her pinned TikTok. It had eleven thousand likes and she

987
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:15,959
Speaker 3: was replying to every single comment, basically.

988
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 5: All of them, and she ate us up, let's do it.

989
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 1: Her whole page was like that.

990
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:36,960
Speaker 2: She slowed it down like seven hundred.

991
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:41,799
Speaker 3: Like damn, dude, she's too fucking awesome, Like she is,

992
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 3: Like what's insane is she is genuinely living her life

993
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:48,399
Speaker 3: right now. She probably lives, i'm gonna say, like on

994
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:53,399
Speaker 3: the like mid East side of Yeah, Like she does

995
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 3: not live close to us by any means. Her day

996
00:47:57,080 --> 00:48:00,160
Speaker 3: is like not over, but it's like kind of me

997
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 3: to an end. She's like, Okay, I get to clock

998
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 3: out soon, like I get to go home, make my tiktoks,

999
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:06,880
Speaker 3: I have like my dinner, have my snack, and probably

1000
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,799
Speaker 3: she probably has to pick up our kids. Like she

1001
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 3: genuinely has a whole life, and all we know of

1002
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:15,319
Speaker 3: her is that snippet where she was feeling the fuck

1003
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 3: out of herself and hating gay people at the same time,

1004
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:20,720
Speaker 3: because that's also a crazy combo is to be feeling

1005
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 3: yourself in life, like like just be like yeah, serving

1006
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:30,400
Speaker 3: the camera and this spreading hate like that commra hate.

1007
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 3: We need to change the last three. Okay, here's why I.

1008
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 1: Really enthralled in this picture of Luna and Madeleine and Steven.

1009
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 1: She's at her first light. My family's comed out here.

1010
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 3: She's my god that's so exciting. I can't wait to

1011
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 3: see here. So everybody loves to spread hate, but we

1012
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 3: need to work together to change the last three letters

1013
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:58,360
Speaker 3: or the second to last letter and the second letter

1014
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:02,560
Speaker 3: and hate, and then we will be happy spreading whole.

1015
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 3: So we need to switch the A with an O

1016
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 3: and the tea with an L, which should be super

1017
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:12,239
Speaker 3: easy because if you write out spread hay, and you

1018
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:15,280
Speaker 3: erase the little foot on the A and you erase

1019
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 3: the little arms on the tee, spread whole.

1020
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 1: Yeah. I just don't associate with the alphabet mafia, Like,

1021
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 1: fuck all that shit?

1022
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 3: God, what is that? What is that?

1023
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 1: Uh ld by GP two or something chat GP two? Okay,

1024
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 1: so I doubt you did it, and I will eat

1025
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:41,800
Speaker 1: my words if you did. But I asked Anya to

1026
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 1: write down things that she's super lazy, Like what's the

1027
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 1: laziest things she's ever done?

1028
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 3: You know what's so annoying is maybe this is a

1029
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:51,719
Speaker 3: question of my lack of self awareness. But I don't

1030
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 3: think I have gross lazy things I do. But it

1031
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 3: has to do more with my like my like germaphobic

1032
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 3: tendencies that I don't have, like anything that's super lazy.

1033
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:03,200
Speaker 3: I think My laziest thing I do is I stall

1034
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:06,560
Speaker 3: on changing the litter box like a Zul's litter box,

1035
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 3: Like I definitely should change it more often, but it's

1036
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:11,799
Speaker 3: never super super nasty.

1037
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:15,319
Speaker 1: The laziest thing you do is that lip mask that

1038
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 1: you put on and you wipe it off with a

1039
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 1: paper towel. Then you throw it in the toilet and

1040
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:21,319
Speaker 1: it looks like an aborted fetus something.

1041
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 3: No, I throw it in the toilet, not out of laziness,

1042
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:25,799
Speaker 3: but one it's fun because it spreads and I like

1043
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 3: to see the ink spread. And then too, I don't

1044
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 3: want to put it in the trash can because I

1045
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 3: don't want people who come over to look into the

1046
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 3: trash can.

1047
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 1: You don't flush it, Oh well.

1048
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 3: I don't flush it because like that's also like how

1049
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:38,759
Speaker 3: when I before I go to sleep, when I pee

1050
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 3: a bunch, like, but I'm not actually peeing. I'm my

1051
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 3: brain is just scared that I'm gonna piss in my

1052
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 3: sleep if I see a toilet, so I'll go to

1053
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,840
Speaker 3: the bathroom and then like I didn't really pee, And

1054
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 3: then I don't want to flush it even if I

1055
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:51,320
Speaker 3: put a napkin in there, because I'm like I didn't

1056
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 3: actually pee. I don't want to waste water tee. So

1057
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 3: you're calling me lazy, But I'm innovating.

1058
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:06,240
Speaker 1: Things that I do obviously, like uber eats, like almost

1059
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:11,400
Speaker 1: every meal, like literally cook a fucking meal challenge. I

1060
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:14,280
Speaker 1: washed my laundry, but instead of putting them on hangers,

1061
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 1: I let them sit on the floor of my closet

1062
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:19,320
Speaker 1: for a month and then take them out from that pile.

1063
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:21,720
Speaker 1: And then it gets so bad that I'm like putting

1064
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 1: my dirty clothes in that pile and I don't know

1065
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 1: if a shirt is clean or dirty, and I wear

1066
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 1: it anyways because it's not that fucking deep. And I'm

1067
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 1: sure this one is universal. I'm sure, K, you've probably

1068
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 1: done this before. It's like, no, it's it's an everyone thing.

1069
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 1: But when I take a massive log dump and I

1070
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 1: know it's shower day because I shower like once every

1071
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 1: four or five days, I won't wipe my ass because

1072
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh, I'll be showering in seven or you're.

1073
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:53,240
Speaker 3: Doing what I do in my other scenarios. But accept

1074
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 3: really gross, because where are you going with this?

1075
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,880
Speaker 2: Yes, so you don't you don't wipe, and then you

1076
00:51:58,920 --> 00:51:59,360
Speaker 2: just go into the.

1077
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:00,000
Speaker 1: Sho on shower day.

1078
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:00,359
Speaker 2: No.

1079
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:03,279
Speaker 1: No, I It's like I normally shower at like night time,

1080
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 1: so it's like seven or eight hours between. Like turdin.

1081
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 2: Do you have a revable head of the shower?

1082
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:12,239
Speaker 3: No, well he does a handstand.

1083
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,879
Speaker 2: I do that, but I'll just absolutely blast my shit

1084
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 2: with the removable head on my legs up.

1085
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 3: Literally, just stop me, because I just like thought about.

1086
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:25,399
Speaker 1: Literally getting kind of lingis from the shower head a bit.

1087
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,239
Speaker 3: I thought about the like dingle berries that would be

1088
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:31,920
Speaker 3: shot off like when you clean it, like long haired dogs,

1089
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 3: but after they poop, and it really grossed me out.

1090
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 1: Well, this is by far the worst one. In twenty

1091
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:46,600
Speaker 1: twenty two, I had a day where I only walked

1092
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:50,759
Speaker 1: seventy four steps the entire fucking day.

1093
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 3: I don't know what you're steps looking like nowadays?

1094
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:55,879
Speaker 1: They're actually healthy, They're not.

1095
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:59,320
Speaker 3: Like crazy, what's healthy like four hundred?

1096
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 1: No, like in the thousands. Yeah, where's this fucking photo?

1097
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:06,880
Speaker 1: Because I have a screenshot of it, but I'm really.

1098
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:08,320
Speaker 3: Trying to think. Yeah, I couldn't think of anything I

1099
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 3: do that's lazy one because I lack self awareness. But

1100
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 3: I guess I have a chair in my room that

1101
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 3: I will go into my room pile clothes onto it,

1102
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:16,840
Speaker 3: and right now I have like a bunch of clothes

1103
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 3: sitting on it and I just refuse to fold it

1104
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 3: for some reason. But I'll probably do it after this,

1105
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 3: because today I was trying to find something in that

1106
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 3: pile and I couldn't get to it. But like I'm like,

1107
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 3: my like lazy things I do aren't like gross, They're

1108
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:34,799
Speaker 3: just lazy. Like when I switch out my CDs in

1109
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:36,720
Speaker 3: my room, I never put it back in the case.

1110
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,840
Speaker 3: Like I'll just stack them all up and then I'm like,

1111
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:40,400
Speaker 3: oh fuck, I don't want to scratch these, and then

1112
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 3: I have to sit there and put thirty CDs back

1113
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:44,000
Speaker 3: in the case.

1114
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:46,880
Speaker 1: What I just thought of is when like I'm watching

1115
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:49,319
Speaker 1: tiktoks with you on the couch, like instead of like

1116
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:52,680
Speaker 1: leaning over and reaching over and showing you on the phone,

1117
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 1: I'll just text it to you and like that's how

1118
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:56,879
Speaker 1: we communicate via tiktoks on the case.

1119
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 3: Yeah. Sometimes a lazy thing I do is I'll call

1120
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 3: you if I'm across the house, like if I'm laying

1121
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 3: in bed and I want to say something to you,

1122
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:04,360
Speaker 3: Like I think I did it yesterday. I called you.

1123
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:05,719
Speaker 3: I was like, want to go get food and you

1124
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:08,959
Speaker 3: were like yeah, it's like okay, I'll meet you. Let's

1125
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 3: be ready, and like, that's just that's the way your faceless.

1126
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:19,840
Speaker 1: Oh wow, wait, that's just the wordest.

1127
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:22,960
Speaker 3: Are you like, why are you saying, oh wow, did

1128
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:24,400
Speaker 3: you see something on your phone? Or are you like

1129
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 3: listening to yourself?

1130
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 1: That's just the wordest.

1131
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 3: It was stopped and your face is really fucking scaring

1132
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 3: me right now.

1133
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:34,719
Speaker 1: That was actually so fucking good. I didn't know I

1134
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:35,120
Speaker 1: could sing.

1135
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:36,320
Speaker 2: Your pitch was perfect.

1136
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:38,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know. I could actually should make a

1137
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 1: movie about that, like it.

1138
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 3: We could just call it like pitch perfect or something.

1139
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:43,880
Speaker 1: No, there's already a movie called pitch perfect.

1140
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:44,400
Speaker 3: No, but.

1141
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:52,720
Speaker 1: Well I'm trying a couple more steps.

1142
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:55,359
Speaker 3: Are I need to see your steps? I'm sorry? What

1143
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:56,000
Speaker 3: are yours?

1144
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 2: And it doesn't matter. I guess this is my month.

1145
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:06,279
Speaker 1: I averaged three K a week. Your monthly ten k

1146
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 1: four point five k. That was camping week.

1147
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 3: Your monthly average is ten k. Oh, well you were No,

1148
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:17,560
Speaker 3: there's no way your monthly average. Sorry to interrupt you,

1149
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 3: but your monthly average is not ten CA. Okay, you

1150
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,360
Speaker 3: don't even live in a walking and.

1151
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:26,279
Speaker 1: This actually had a good He shakes his phone. He

1152
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:27,160
Speaker 1: sits at his desk.

1153
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:31,520
Speaker 3: I'm like really really confused as to how yours is

1154
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:31,879
Speaker 3: that hot?

1155
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:33,520
Speaker 1: Mine's five point three K.

1156
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:37,839
Speaker 3: For your monthly average? Yeah, wait, what's happening? Because why

1157
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:38,960
Speaker 3: is mine lower?

1158
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:43,240
Speaker 1: Guys seriously wrong, you're lazy bones.

1159
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 3: No, I'm just like proficient and I actually walked fast

1160
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:50,800
Speaker 3: and because y'all are because y'all are so busy swinging

1161
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 3: your hips and trying to call the attention of other men.

1162
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,800
Speaker 3: You guys are like swaying and like take your time

1163
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:57,840
Speaker 3: so you take more.

1164
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:07,719
Speaker 1: Or it's because never mind, never mind, I'll chill. I'll chill,

1165
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:09,640
Speaker 1: I'll chill. I'll be chill, guys, I'll be chill.

1166
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:13,759
Speaker 2: It is living in la Like you, you can easily

1167
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:17,120
Speaker 2: hit max six hundred steps. Yeah, if you're not, if

1168
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:20,360
Speaker 2: you're not like actively like, okay, I have to do something.

1169
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 1: Because where the fuck are you gonna walk here?

1170
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:23,719
Speaker 2: Yeah? You walk to your car, and then you.

1171
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:26,799
Speaker 1: Walk from your car to the place, and then you

1172
00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:28,040
Speaker 1: walk from the place.

1173
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:31,200
Speaker 2: To your car to the equinoxana exactly directly.

1174
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:33,440
Speaker 3: I'm sitting here being like, oh my god, why are

1175
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:35,520
Speaker 3: my steps so low as if I didn't spend three

1176
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 3: weeks sitting plateaued at a beach like and then like, guys,

1177
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,400
Speaker 3: I need to walk like I walk so much, but

1178
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:44,879
Speaker 3: if I can lay and sit, I will sit and lay.

1179
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:50,160
Speaker 1: Piggybacking off of that, I just found out Jane Lynch

1180
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:53,719
Speaker 1: and Jamie Lee Curtis are different people. And it was

1181
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:54,720
Speaker 1: from a picture.

1182
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:57,279
Speaker 3: Wait show me them side by side because this is

1183
00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:00,000
Speaker 3: actually about to freak me out because it was Jane Lynch,

1184
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:04,239
Speaker 3: the one from Glee and Jamie Lee Curtis. Jamie Lee

1185
00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:08,240
Speaker 3: Curtis is literally the nice version. She's like the good version,

1186
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:14,040
Speaker 3: and Jane Lynch is the evil version. That's still No,

1187
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:15,440
Speaker 3: those are the same people. Stop playing.

1188
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:21,680
Speaker 1: No, that's what I'm fucking saying. Different people.

1189
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:27,520
Speaker 3: WHOA Well, do you have any syup corner for us?

1190
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:30,440
Speaker 1: Or yeah, we'll tap into sy Up Corner.

1191
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:33,360
Speaker 2: Welcome to dru Shia Corner.

1192
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:37,560
Speaker 1: Girls, be like, the vibes are so bad today while

1193
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:39,640
Speaker 1: the whole time they're just malnourished.

1194
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:42,720
Speaker 3: That's literally us for the past three days.

1195
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 1: No motherfuckers be talking about man. I was born in

1196
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:49,600
Speaker 1: the wrong generation. Bro. We got iPhones, uber eats and Zaza,

1197
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:50,800
Speaker 1: What the hell are you talking about?

1198
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 3: For real? You?

1199
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:55,920
Speaker 1: Oh, this is a good one. If you die on

1200
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:57,680
Speaker 1: your period, do they take your pat off?

1201
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:02,920
Speaker 3: That is so gross? Wait yeah, when they're like embalming,

1202
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,640
Speaker 3: you do they got to dig up in there and

1203
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:06,240
Speaker 3: like get the rest of the period out or do

1204
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:10,360
Speaker 3: they just let it rot? Dude? That's like really sad

1205
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:13,760
Speaker 3: to think about all. This one is for my blood.

1206
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:18,840
Speaker 1: Stop saying words like reddit in discord around pretty people.

1207
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:23,920
Speaker 1: It's actually so scary, Like you're scaring me.

1208
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,120
Speaker 2: Why that's for me though?

1209
00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:27,800
Speaker 1: Like what if you stank in the cold, You're a

1210
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:35,200
Speaker 1: dangerous motherfucker. It's always three three three this four four

1211
00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:38,240
Speaker 1: four that bitch, I need my pussy eight eight eight

1212
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:46,680
Speaker 1: That one was submitted. That one was actually submitted from

1213
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 1: the email someone emailed it to me. Really yeah, I

1214
00:58:51,400 --> 00:59:00,520
Speaker 1: hold on, actually let me look that up. Okay, Ice,

1215
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:04,120
Speaker 1: ice ship This was submitted by Ice.

1216
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:08,520
Speaker 3: I'd like laughing at you, like I can't read any

1217
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:09,440
Speaker 3: name on the planet.

1218
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:18,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah those are them. That's hello, Oh we're

1219
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:19,360
Speaker 1: doing media.

1220
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:23,600
Speaker 3: I bounce on her, amurd What was it?

1221
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:28,040
Speaker 1: I don't remember what it was. I think, Yeah, you

1222
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:29,360
Speaker 1: sent it to the group chat with kai.

1223
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:41,160
Speaker 3: She emerged on my interer to like, calm.

1224
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:46,360
Speaker 1: That that's so Goodny.

1225
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:51,000
Speaker 3: Is like that means absolutely nothing, Like she emerging on

1226
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:54,040
Speaker 3: my inter like that doesn't mean anything. And if you

1227
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:56,960
Speaker 3: said it to a pilgrim or anybody at the beginning

1228
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,720
Speaker 3: of the English language, even when like saying coming was

1229
00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:01,880
Speaker 3: an normal thing, they'd be like, okay, but what's is

1230
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:02,560
Speaker 3: the beginning of that?

1231
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:06,080
Speaker 1: But someone that lost their job in the two thousand

1232
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:09,400
Speaker 1: and eight recession, and they would explode. They wouldn't have

1233
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:15,360
Speaker 1: no idea what we're talking about. But let's tap into

1234
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 1: some media, shall we media boots? Should we tap into

1235
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:24,920
Speaker 1: the media boots? Okay, we went and saw comme it

1236
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:29,040
Speaker 1: or take it's take my hand. It's literally hand talk

1237
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 1: to me. No, it fucking take my hand.

1238
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:32,760
Speaker 3: No, it's talk to me.

1239
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:35,360
Speaker 1: I genuinely think you're trolling me right now.

1240
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:37,320
Speaker 3: It's fucking talked to me. Why the fuck would it be.

1241
01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:39,760
Speaker 1: Take my hand because they're holding the hand the whole time,

1242
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 1: But they.

1243
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:45,680
Speaker 3: Say talk to me in the movie. Yeah, your silence

1244
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:50,200
Speaker 3: is deafening, my queen. You fucking stupid bitch. Drew doesn't

1245
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:52,280
Speaker 3: know the name of this fucking movie. Wrong. The second

1246
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:54,000
Speaker 3: he learned the name of this movie, he said it wrong.

1247
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:56,520
Speaker 3: Every single time he mentioned it to us, he would say,

1248
01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:58,760
Speaker 3: take my hand, take the hand, talk to the hand,

1249
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:01,440
Speaker 3: talking to the hand, so they taking the hand, like

1250
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:03,440
Speaker 3: you can't take it wrong. And then when we got

1251
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:05,520
Speaker 3: out of the movie theater he called somebody He's like, dude,

1252
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:08,320
Speaker 3: I just all talked to me and like yelled it

1253
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:11,480
Speaker 3: in the theater. Or I just watched take my Hand

1254
01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:15,600
Speaker 3: in the theater and everybody was like like what. And

1255
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:19,640
Speaker 3: then also while we were watching the previews the trailer

1256
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:23,520
Speaker 3: for printed Drew's Losing His Fine, the trailer for Priscilla

1257
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:24,760
Speaker 3: came on and.

1258
01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:28,360
Speaker 1: Out loud, out loud, loud.

1259
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:31,720
Speaker 3: FU looked at the screen and goes, wait, is Joaquin

1260
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:35,480
Speaker 3: Phoenix playing the Joker right now? And me and Johns

1261
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:37,400
Speaker 3: were so confused.

1262
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:39,800
Speaker 1: Because I thought that was Joaquin Phoenix plaining Elvis, but

1263
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:43,280
Speaker 1: I misspoke. But to take my hand, call call me

1264
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:46,720
Speaker 1: by your name, shit, like that is literally all like

1265
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:49,760
Speaker 1: that's a syop in itself, like it's when I first

1266
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:52,040
Speaker 1: saw it. I think that's a Mendela effect because it's

1267
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:56,320
Speaker 1: always been take my hand always. If it's not, then

1268
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:58,320
Speaker 1: they fumbled and it should have been the fucking movie

1269
01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:02,240
Speaker 1: title because like talk to me, come on now. But

1270
01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:05,840
Speaker 1: that movie was fucking lit. Yeah, like beyond all of this,

1271
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:08,320
Speaker 1: Like that was like the first scary movie I've seen

1272
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:11,200
Speaker 1: in a very long time that I was like, damn,

1273
01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:13,800
Speaker 1: this is lit and it was made by fucking YouTubers

1274
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:18,920
Speaker 1: and they pre recorded the prequel and sequel to that movie,

1275
01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:21,320
Speaker 1: so they recorded three movies at once in that movie.

1276
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:26,120
Speaker 1: I am so yeah exactly. And fun fact, that movie

1277
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:30,320
Speaker 1: had the best opening weekend since Hereditary for a twenty four,

1278
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:33,560
Speaker 1: which is lit boots and it's a couple of YouTubers.

1279
01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:36,200
Speaker 1: I'm like that shit's hella inspiring. Like I'm gonna do that.

1280
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:38,680
Speaker 1: Like every time I watch a scary movie, I'm like, oh,

1281
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:40,439
Speaker 1: like they should have did this, or like why didn't

1282
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:41,880
Speaker 1: they do that? Or they should have made a gory

1283
01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:43,520
Speaker 1: or they should have made it less gory, Like why

1284
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:45,400
Speaker 1: do they do all that? I'm gonna write a fucking

1285
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:47,560
Speaker 1: scary movie and it's gonna be a masterpiece and it's

1286
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:50,240
Speaker 1: gonna be produced by Emergency or Com and we're gonna

1287
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:53,440
Speaker 1: start a production house. I'm stealing all of the Emergency

1288
01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:56,840
Speaker 1: comm money. You're not we have what like eighteen million

1289
01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:59,080
Speaker 1: dollars saved up? Yeah, make an easy movie on those.

1290
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:01,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, and you don't need to use the

1291
01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:03,760
Speaker 3: whole eighteen million. You can do it like with like two.

1292
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,760
Speaker 1: Oh wait, all we have is eighteen million?

1293
01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:08,400
Speaker 3: Yeah you I mean you just said that. Why are

1294
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:09,200
Speaker 3: you now shocked?

1295
01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:12,360
Speaker 1: Like? No, I was saying, do we have that? Because

1296
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:15,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take that. Do we have? We don't have

1297
01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:17,479
Speaker 1: more than eighteen million. I thought we had like thirty five.

1298
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 3: Dude, who do you think we are?

1299
01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:22,680
Speaker 1: No, we only have our emergency in her combabe. We

1300
01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:25,240
Speaker 1: make a million dollars an episode.

1301
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,040
Speaker 3: The thing is there's somebody out there who's gonna hear

1302
01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:30,080
Speaker 3: that and be like, I know they do. I know

1303
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:33,200
Speaker 3: they do. Bring Me Back by Jeff Cowell. All I

1304
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:35,560
Speaker 3: have to do is Dream by the Everly Brothers on

1305
01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:41,000
Speaker 3: Earth by the Sundays Ladies, Ladies, Ladies Ladies by Fiona Apple,

1306
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:43,280
Speaker 3: and I Think of You by Rodriguez, which I think

1307
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:46,560
Speaker 3: I said last week. I'm about to shoot poop out

1308
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:47,520
Speaker 3: of my butt.

1309
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:49,960
Speaker 1: Mister beast is a freemason.

1310
01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:58,040
Speaker 3: Wait, you need to screenshot your yours. I came back

1311
01:03:58,080 --> 01:03:59,840
Speaker 3: home the other day and I was showing drew like

1312
01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:02,080
Speaker 3: a video I took, and then he was like, oh,

1313
01:04:02,160 --> 01:04:04,080
Speaker 3: let me show you this thing I took. And his

1314
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:08,920
Speaker 3: photos on his iPhone were crazy. It was only screenshots

1315
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:12,320
Speaker 3: of like Illuminati stuff and like like there was no

1316
01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:16,720
Speaker 3: pictures of humans we knew or himself. Like it literally looked.

1317
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:19,400
Speaker 1: Insane pictures of a zoo videos.

1318
01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:21,480
Speaker 3: That started with like just like a brown screen, like

1319
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:24,640
Speaker 3: he was moving around the house. Like it was really weird,

1320
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:30,120
Speaker 3: no way, So.

1321
01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:37,840
Speaker 1: Like like Pokemon ghost screenshots, it's my cart for pandemic

1322
01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:42,160
Speaker 1: prep in the top there, and it's even worse the

1323
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:45,800
Speaker 1: further you scroll up. There's a picture of me and

1324
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:46,760
Speaker 1: there's a picture of you.

1325
01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:50,080
Speaker 3: And you can't show that picture of me.

1326
01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:52,520
Speaker 1: Oh it sists, it's getting showed.

1327
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:53,920
Speaker 3: Wait, what's the picture of me?

1328
01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:57,520
Speaker 1: You know the one that I left.

1329
01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:01,400
Speaker 3: I fucking get you save that picture of me to

1330
01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:03,360
Speaker 3: his phone like eighteen times?

1331
01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:06,600
Speaker 1: Okay, I sent you a second one. Can you blur

1332
01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:10,440
Speaker 1: out the red picture in the second one?

1333
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:11,000
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1334
01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:17,000
Speaker 1: Okay, but yeah, that's the other part of my camera,

1335
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:21,640
Speaker 1: le wolla, And it's the top one in the middle.

1336
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:24,240
Speaker 1: That's the best picture of all time. I swear to God,

1337
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:27,480
Speaker 1: like if you do. Unfortunately, die before me. Like, I'm

1338
01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:28,960
Speaker 1: not gonna kill you or anything. It's not gonna be

1339
01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:32,480
Speaker 1: like a problem. I'm using that as your obituary photo.

1340
01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:34,440
Speaker 3: We'll beat your fucking house.

1341
01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:39,360
Speaker 1: All right, Blood said, do you raise me?

1342
01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:43,200
Speaker 4: I told her only in Ohio, I only love my

1343
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:48,480
Speaker 4: get in my big chunks. I'm sorry, I only love

1344
01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:49,960
Speaker 4: my get in my chung guess.

1345
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:54,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Blood, say, do you raise me?

1346
01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:58,360
Speaker 4: I told her only in Ohio, I only love my

1347
01:05:58,840 --> 01:05:59,960
Speaker 4: get in my big chunky.

1348
01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:03,880
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

1349
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:08,400
Speaker 3: You're really like and Drew, you've been scaring me recently.

1350
01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:11,760
Speaker 1: Just a glimpse into my dark reality, A full staring

1351
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:15,480
Speaker 1: at my twisted personality would make a person go simply insane.

1352
01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:17,320
Speaker 3: I love that.

1353
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:19,120
Speaker 1: I got tagged on that so many times.

1354
01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:24,280
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you were so weird. Man.

1355
01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:29,680
Speaker 1: Respect the player, not the game.

1356
01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:33,760
Speaker 3: All right, I need to poop, so I'm gonna go.

1357
01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:37,479
Speaker 1: I'll give you one song before we go, and it's

1358
01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:42,520
Speaker 1: a BBP plug. When can I see you again?

1359
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:49,840
Speaker 3: All right?

1360
01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:50,680
Speaker 1: Danger,