WEBVTT - Thursday Post Show 04-22-21 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:05.480 It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host, 0:00:06.000 --> 0:00:11.239 Bobby Bones low inside peak right now as I have 0:00:11.960 --> 0:00:13.960 you probably wouldn't notice. But I've had the same short 0:00:14.000 --> 0:00:15.640 on for three days, so people can't tell what day 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:20.960 we what clips from the show happened. Really didn't notice, honestly, Yeah, exactly. 0:00:21.000 --> 0:00:23.079 When you swar a generic black shirt, nobody cares. So 0:00:23.120 --> 0:00:25.160 if you look at our Instagram, you're like Steve Jobs, 0:00:25.160 --> 0:00:26.840 you'd be like, I wonder what day this was on. 0:00:27.160 --> 0:00:29.800 It's on the same day. I was wearing the same 0:00:29.840 --> 0:00:31.440 one today. I was like, one of the same short again. 0:00:31.520 --> 0:00:34.839 I was like, why not? She was like classic, U classic? 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:37.560 And I told her why and she goes, well, people 0:00:37.680 --> 0:00:40.080 looking at Amy and see what she's wearing. I said, yes. 0:00:40.159 --> 0:00:43.640 But the front of that Instagram clip, though, is it 0:00:43.640 --> 0:00:45.720 always starts with me for some reason. I guess probably 0:00:45.720 --> 0:00:49.680 because I'm the one. You're the star man. Well, I 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:52.320 don't mind having a uniform. I can start doing that too. 0:00:52.479 --> 0:00:54.959 Uniform is the greatest. That would be amazing pressure for work. No, 0:00:55.000 --> 0:00:56.600 you just throw it on. Don't even have to think 0:00:56.720 --> 0:00:59.400 we're a uniform for everything. I can pick like raging idiots. 0:00:59.640 --> 0:01:02.920 We were. Oh, that was so great too, like stress free. 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:04.360 When I would do stand up, I were the same 0:01:04.360 --> 0:01:07.400 thing every night because I wanted to one brandit or 0:01:07.680 --> 0:01:10.000 scort sleeve shirt with a tie. Wanted to brand it 0:01:10.120 --> 0:01:12.119 and then also have to worry about it. Uniforms are great. 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:17.839 Let me try to have any sort of creative yeah expression. Okay, 0:01:18.000 --> 0:01:21.319 here's a voicemail from Kyle in California. Hey, Bobby, me 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:24.120 and my fiance are doing some wedding planning and I 0:01:24.200 --> 0:01:26.479 told her my plans for the wedding day and she 0:01:26.680 --> 0:01:29.600 is shocked and is saying no. And I wanted to 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:31.920 get your advice on this. So my plan was for 0:01:32.040 --> 0:01:33.959 me and all my grooms meant to wake up early 0:01:34.360 --> 0:01:36.600 on the wedding day and go golf in and have 0:01:36.640 --> 0:01:39.360 a boys' day before the wedding and then go to 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:41.600 the venue, get changed and be ready to go for 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:43.840 a wedding time. But she thinks will be too tired 0:01:43.959 --> 0:01:47.600 and she's saying no. So we'd love to hear your thoughts. Thanks, Bobby. 0:01:47.960 --> 0:01:51.000 Do you have a history of getting tired quickly wears out? Yeah? 0:01:51.040 --> 0:01:53.920 If so, I would agree with her, But otherwise, especially 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:55.760 if it's like an evening wedding, Go play golf in 0:01:55.800 --> 0:01:57.840 the morning. Get your mind off of it. Go have 0:01:57.880 --> 0:02:01.040 some fun. I do. We don't have our Listen, wait, 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:03.000 I get married to August. That didn't matter. We're gonna 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:04.800 play golf before the wedding. I don't. I don't think. 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:08.400 I don't know, not there yet. No, I wouldn't think 0:02:08.400 --> 0:02:11.680 you would. I played golf for my wedding day of 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:14.200 the day of Yeah, the groomsmen, we all went and 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:17.240 played golf and did a whole day of golf and 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:19.720 went to lunch and then went and got ready and 0:02:19.760 --> 0:02:21.520 went to the wedding. Because I'm told I'm not getting 0:02:21.560 --> 0:02:24.880 ready at my house. Oh you're getting ready. And I'm 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:27.280 told I'm getting ready in a hotel or something because 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:29.160 I think she's staying at our house the night before. 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:30.600 We're not supposed to see each other that morning. I 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:34.799 wake up, no sense, Okay, So I guess she won't 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:36.960 know where I am. She doesn't care either party. What 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:40.919 part are you waving me down? Because what I'm saying, 0:02:41.040 --> 0:02:43.639 I guess my concern was if you golf earlier in 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:47.240 the day, but you as you as the groom you 0:02:47.280 --> 0:02:49.800 don't drink, so it's not a concern. I would just 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:52.919 say for your groomsmen or whoever you're golfing with, if 0:02:52.919 --> 0:02:56.679 they start golfing early and the party begins for them, 0:02:56.760 --> 0:02:58.440 you just want to make sure buy the wedding to 0:02:58.840 --> 0:03:01.760 say no drinking playing golf. Right, we don't even do 0:03:01.800 --> 0:03:06.519 that anyway, we're passing. Yeah, we really don't. Nobody. Yeah, 0:03:07.040 --> 0:03:11.679 I mean there are people that do um other rods 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:13.840 out of groomsmin, but I'm saying of our group that golfs, 0:03:14.480 --> 0:03:16.399 the only person who occasionally have a drink is rod 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:21.919 and they are drinking like Celtzers and truly or something. Yeah, 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:26.960 they'll be like love seltzers. Man, I went snorkeling before 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:29.800 my wedding and I wasn't tired. You're also on Hawaii. 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:32.600 Well it's true, and also you get that energy back, right, 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:35.160 You're not going to be tired for your wedding. And 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:37.720 trust me, I hope she hears this. You should be 0:03:37.760 --> 0:03:40.240 able to go and play golf. Just make sure you 0:03:40.320 --> 0:03:42.880 got a few hours buffer so you're not rushing home 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:45.640 to get dressed and ready. Let's say tea off at 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:49.120 eight am and hydrate. You're done by twelve thirty. Eat 0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:51.560 some lunch at one thirty, the weddings at five or six. 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:54.480 You got a couple, haven't had it? Remember raised wedding? 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:58.640 We waited for five hours doing nothing, five hours nothing. 0:03:58.720 --> 0:04:00.600 We sat around and I was like, what are we 0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:02.440 doing here? And then we sat around waiting for her 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:04.920 to get there too? Isn't all delayed all the time? Listen? 0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:07.360 I know you guys. Schedules are important and I stressed 0:04:07.400 --> 0:04:10.480 it beforehand. Do they need to get there that early? 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:13.480 And I was told by the wedding planner, the picture lady, yes. 0:04:13.760 --> 0:04:16.440 And there was a lot of downtime. We were watching football, 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:18.680 so Ray said, we're gonna shoot the bowl and we 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:20.440 shot the bowl and then we ran out of ball. 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:23.440 There was no more bull to shoot. We shot them all. Yeah, 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:25.760 for a couple of hours. We're looking for any bull 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:29.840 to shoot. Yeah. It was It's a lot, but we're 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:32.359 gonna I feel like I might do something like that maybe, 0:04:32.720 --> 0:04:38.279 But also my bachelor party will be in July. I 0:04:38.279 --> 0:04:40.200 feel like we'll get most out of our system. Then. Sure, 0:04:40.279 --> 0:04:41.599 I don't need to go with all the grooms in 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:45.360 that morning. Maybe just a couple that'd be fun. Yeah, 0:04:45.400 --> 0:04:47.599 go play golf. We're not gonna be tired. Maybe we 0:04:47.680 --> 0:04:50.039 just like do some wrestling, backyard wrestling, but none of them. 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:53.160 We'd be really tired. Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm on your team, dude, 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:56.839 Go go play golf. Hillary Duff to lead the How 0:04:56.880 --> 0:05:02.000 I Met Your Father spin off. Oh okay, so they 0:05:02.040 --> 0:05:04.360 had How I Met Your Mother, It's over. Hillary Duff 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:06.440 will be in How I Met Your Father, the sequel 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:09.400 to the original CBS comedy. It'll have Hillary Duff as 0:05:09.480 --> 0:05:11.279 Sophie telling her son the long story of how she 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:13.560 met his father. It'll be set in the near future, 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:17.919 bringing us back to twenty twenty one. Okay, I like 0:05:18.040 --> 0:05:22.800 Hillary Duff, She's in that show. Younger started watching. Oh 0:05:23.000 --> 0:05:26.760 Younger so good. Oh I'm I'm I'll watch maybe on 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:28.960 this day. In nineteen eighty four and Nintendo released the 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:33.039 video game Duck Hunt, Yes, which as a kid was 0:05:33.160 --> 0:05:36.120 legit because his Nintendo was crazy. The attari it happened 0:05:36.920 --> 0:05:38.920 and you're like, wait, we can take this gun it's 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:41.320 like a controller and shoot it at the screen. And 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:43.040 who even knew if we really shooting what they were Now, 0:05:43.120 --> 0:05:44.520 I'd put the gun on the screen and you still 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:47.560 chase the duck. That's pretty good because he put the 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:49.279 gun ride up on it. I didn't have a Nintendo. 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:52.040 Scottie did, and so I'd go over to Scotty's house 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:53.200 and I try to be good friends with him, so 0:05:53.200 --> 0:05:55.479 he'd let me play his Nintendo. Later that turned into 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:58.960 having a computer and so and he had a second genesis, 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:01.160 and so I'd always have to be nice. Scotty was 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:02.839 two years older than me. That that felt like just 0:06:03.000 --> 0:06:07.720 generational difference when you're fourth grade. A fourth grade and 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:09.840 a sixth grader. So he's kind of embarrassed that I 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:13.080 was his friend, that a fourth grader would come over. Boy, 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:15.520 you got a Combodore sixty four. He had a will 0:06:15.560 --> 0:06:19.320 of Fortune. I was before Nintendo, that was around the 0:06:19.400 --> 0:06:22.560 same time, but his floppy disks and he had a 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:24.320 will of Fortune. And I go over and play will 0:06:24.320 --> 0:06:26.640 of Fortune, and sometimes I go, I knew Scotty wasn't home. 0:06:26.680 --> 0:06:28.160 I go knocking, was like a Scotti here. I was 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:29.960 gonna come over and play will Infortune, and his mom 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:31.400 would go, he's not here, but you were gonna play 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:32.800 well Fortune with him? I guess should cook on in. 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:34.120 So I go wing to play for like an hour 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:36.120 and then he gets home. Then Hey, he wouldn't get 0:06:36.120 --> 0:06:38.400 home at all. You come home and h your MoMA 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:39.839 be like, Bob, he came over and played Will of Fortune. 0:06:39.839 --> 0:06:41.040 He was like, I never said we were playing will 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:43.679 of Fortune, but by then I'd already played Will of Fortune. 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:46.920 Later that turned into Yahoo Chess because I would go 0:06:47.000 --> 0:06:49.719 Scotti said we could play Yaho Chess, and she'd be like, 0:06:50.279 --> 0:06:51.360 he's not here. Do you want to go on back 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:54.320 and play Yahoo chess Chess on Yahoo? Yeah? Like the 0:06:54.360 --> 0:06:58.800 computer h on an old on a newer computer. And 0:06:58.920 --> 0:07:01.640 it was there from that computer that I sent a 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:03.920 couple of emails to Kramer, who at the time was 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:06.800 doing nights on one five point nine kla Z. I 0:07:06.880 --> 0:07:09.120 was fifteen, sixteen years old. Wait, wait, who is doing 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:13.000 your wedding DJ now? So he was a night guy, yeah, circle, 0:07:13.120 --> 0:07:15.120 And I would be like, I listened to you every night. 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:17.760 I can't wait one day get to meet you. I 0:07:17.800 --> 0:07:19.680 want to be on the radio someday. And he would 0:07:19.720 --> 0:07:21.960 reply and be like, hey, man, just hanging there. You know, 0:07:22.000 --> 0:07:24.720 it's what I did, blah blah blah. And I'd be like, oh, 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:26.520 I can't live an email from Kramer and I'd be 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:28.280 so nervous about emailing him back, so I'd emailed them 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:31.040 back and he hit me again. And then I ended 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:33.880 up going into kla Z doing part time while he 0:07:33.920 --> 0:07:35.600 was doing nights, and then he left. I took over 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:38.440 nights and then now we just hired him to come 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:41.000 DJ our wedding. Look at that, and so he'll be 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:43.120 in August. And you did all that on Scotty's computer. 0:07:43.600 --> 0:07:47.240 All that on Scotty's computer while he wasn't there. How 0:07:47.280 --> 0:07:52.240 about that? So? Yeah, there's a podcast called Too Much 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:55.720 to Say with Kaylee Shore. The episode is titled Panic 0:07:55.760 --> 0:07:59.080 Attack at the Disco. It's funny. Kaylee's currently in the 0:07:59.120 --> 0:08:01.320 studio recording her EP and she talks about her experience 0:08:01.360 --> 0:08:03.280 of anxiety, what it's caused, what it looks like, and 0:08:03.320 --> 0:08:05.320 how she's fine found ways to calm down. So if 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:07.480 you struggle from anxiety, maybe this is a good podcast 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:09.320 for you to listen to. She talks about her account 0:08:09.360 --> 0:08:12.080 with it. So it's called too Much to Say with 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:15.760 Kaylee Shore? You okay with it? I never know after 0:08:15.760 --> 0:08:17.320 a show, if you're getting text messages, you got to 0:08:17.320 --> 0:08:20.160 go to handle some business? Yeah, any business to handle? No, 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:22.200 I'll tell you what's happening in to my house? They 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:26.280 keep weight bars keep coming like workout weight bars. Yeah, 0:08:26.320 --> 0:08:29.240 we ordered one, we now have five. Oh, we sent 0:08:29.320 --> 0:08:32.760 one back. They sent two more. So it's like a 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:34.840 glitch or something. I don't know. But they've weighed forty 0:08:34.840 --> 0:08:37.000 five pounds apiece, so it's not like they come and 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:38.880 it's an easy transition to get them into the house. 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:41.319 So we have another one we put outside the gate 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:44.079 to take back, and they brought another one and Eddie 0:08:44.160 --> 0:08:45.640 was like, hey, you have weight bar child. I'm like, 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:47.240 we're trying to mail it out. I've seen it out 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:48.280 there for like a week. So I just takes the 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:49.439 jessk and I was like, hey, we mailed one out. 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:53.319 She goes, yeah, they dropped off another one, so don't 0:08:53.559 --> 0:08:55.520 I don't know what to do. I think we have 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:57.240 four or five of them at this point. We've sent 0:08:57.280 --> 0:08:59.880 two back. We didn't order four or five of them. 0:08:59.880 --> 0:09:02.840 I hope. Wouldn't that be a disaster if I accidentally 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:05.320 clicked five instead of one? Is it so you can 0:09:05.360 --> 0:09:08.040 do like bench press? Yes, it's that kind of bar. Yeah, 0:09:08.080 --> 0:09:09.679 I have a bench press bar in there now. I 0:09:09.760 --> 0:09:13.080 don't know why they're sending other bars. There's nothing else 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:14.640 to do with it in my house. I'm not out 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:17.959 there doing han cleans, squats. We're not doing dead left. 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:21.520 There's not a squat rack in the house. We do 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:24.200 have our gym, little area finally set up, got treadmill, 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:26.960 got a bike, got a bench press machine. I can't 0:09:27.000 --> 0:09:28.840 want to use my finger still in bad shape? Oh yeah, 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:32.840 is it still bad? Sucks? I don't know what to do. 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:36.920 What happens? I give a kiss or something. I've seen 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:38.280 people do that with babies. Well, we do it all 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:43.240 the time with their kids. Yeah, we do it to mine. No, No, 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:45.280 all right, what do I have a list of stuff 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:50.080 to get to here? Up? First, let's see here. Amy 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:54.800 sent me this note red flag question. My friend recently 0:09:54.800 --> 0:09:56.720 started dating a girl. Do you want to tell the story? 0:09:56.880 --> 0:09:58.960 I mean, yeah, I just curious what you go ahead? 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:02.559 I guess about you know it falling into like a 0:10:02.679 --> 0:10:06.760 high maintenance category. He was already starting to think maybe 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:08.680 she is a little bit, but it's it's still a 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:11.280 very new relationship. And then he found out that she 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:15.240 gives her dog bottled water, and he's like, oh, is 0:10:15.240 --> 0:10:17.280 that another red flag of like what I have in 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:20.439 store of like for life. Does she already seem quite 0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:24.160 fruit fru? I don't not really that it's fruit fru, 0:10:24.320 --> 0:10:27.080 just like little things where he's like, well that it's not. 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:30.560 It just kind of the next she's kind of next 0:10:30.640 --> 0:10:32.480 level on a few things. That bottle of water to 0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:35.440 dog seems ridiculous. That's just wasting money. That's what it 0:10:35.440 --> 0:10:37.199 seems like to me, more than Oh, if she only 0:10:37.200 --> 0:10:38.880 wants her dog to have this water, that just seems 0:10:38.920 --> 0:10:41.559 like she's wasting money. A dog doesn't know, right, A 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:44.800 dog doesn't need bottle of water to for me, if 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:46.320 I'm drinking a bottle of water like this one here, 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:48.400 which this has been up here for two days, and 0:10:48.440 --> 0:10:50.440 then I'll refill mine, but it's to go, it's not 0:10:50.440 --> 0:10:52.120 to sit around the house mostly and drink. We got 0:10:52.160 --> 0:10:58.800 a little filter on there, Colligan, a little Colligan filter 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:00.720 on there. I have it too and love it. But 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:02.800 dogs don't need to travel with a bottle of water. 0:11:03.000 --> 0:11:05.760 I feel like it's something Morgan number two would do, though, Like, well, 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:07.960 she makes her own dog food, right, No, not food, 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:11.080 but water. Do you give your It's not bottled water, 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:13.520 but I do give her filtered water that's in the house. Though, 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:15.520 that's if you're not spending extra money. You've already spent 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:17.320 that money on the filter. Right, But I guess, if 0:11:17.400 --> 0:11:19.320 I guess, she doesn't have a filter, so she gives 0:11:19.320 --> 0:11:21.880 the bottled water. This is what I'm saying. Is it 0:11:21.960 --> 0:11:23.839 a red flag? That would be a small red flag, 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:25.360 and that one mean look out for other red flags. 0:11:25.440 --> 0:11:27.480 That's not in the red that's not you're what you 0:11:27.559 --> 0:11:29.719 want to spend money on, because like, I don't think 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:31.920 that's something that she's just going to change on. That's 0:11:31.920 --> 0:11:35.960 the tip of the iceberg, though you know worse, you 0:11:36.000 --> 0:11:37.880 know there's more iceberg under there. That's my point with 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:40.240 small red flag, right, it's look out for the rest 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:43.280 because you got more coming. Who is this friend? It's 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:46.400 just the saint. No, it's the dude huh No in Austin. Yeah, 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:49.080 Amy always his friends have dating stories. I'm like, who 0:11:49.120 --> 0:11:52.000 are these friends? I don't know my girlfriends? Yes, you 0:11:52.080 --> 0:11:54.200 do the one A lot of them come from the 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:57.280 same one. Yes, And it's like she's like the gift 0:11:57.320 --> 0:12:01.280 that keeps on giving with dating, which I feel bad 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:04.360 for her, But can I say this if things and 0:12:04.440 --> 0:12:06.679 I'd say this about myself too, if things continually happen 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:11.040 over and over again to a person. They're probably no, no, no, 0:12:11.160 --> 0:12:14.679 they're just interesting stories. They're not that like things are 0:12:14.840 --> 0:12:18.200 going something doing terribly wrong. It was I think the 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:22.199 selection out there is really rough, the wild West out there. Yeah. 0:12:22.240 --> 0:12:25.400 I saw a tweet where a girl goes, is this 0:12:25.400 --> 0:12:27.640 is terrible. There are so many hot girls and no 0:12:27.760 --> 0:12:30.560 hot guys that the ratio of hot girls to hot 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:32.520 guys is just awful? Right now? Is that right? And 0:12:32.559 --> 0:12:34.280 then a guy gets on and it goes. I saw 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:36.000 his response and he goes, wait till it's thirty five, 0:12:36.000 --> 0:12:40.000 it shifts dramatically, Oh, Dane, where the guys apparently get hotter. 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:43.599 Oh yeah, So what you want to do is you 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:46.400 want to grab an up and coming guy and as 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:51.480 they get older, you know, m he climbs into that. Yeah, 0:12:51.800 --> 0:12:55.000 there's a little tip from me. Hey, data, ugly dude'll 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:57.240 treat you better. So Caitlyn do with me. She got 0:12:57.240 --> 0:12:58.719 an ugly one. It's probably what happened to all of 0:12:58.800 --> 0:13:03.840 us right over here. Looks are relative, especially with you anyways, 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:06.760 but still get you attracted to someone? Yeah, yeah, I know, 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:10.680 but everybody's attraction like someone might find one attractive and 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:13.000 the other person may not. Are you I was I 0:13:13.040 --> 0:13:14.560 told you were going to a birthday party. I'm going 0:13:14.600 --> 0:13:17.480 to tomorrow. Are you going to that? Okay, look at 0:13:17.480 --> 0:13:22.440 the calendar. Okay, calendar guy? Yeah, is it outside? Well 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:25.080 fire action? Yeah, Well we were told what's a friend? 0:13:25.160 --> 0:13:27.120 He's like, hey, we have a little birthday get together. 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:28.080 And I was like, hey, hey hey, then you want to go. 0:13:28.240 --> 0:13:29.400 She was like, well, I don't know him that well, 0:13:29.520 --> 0:13:30.840 but I'll go if you want me to. And I said, hey, 0:13:30.840 --> 0:13:33.480 who's coming? So Caitlin would have and he was like, 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:36.000 well Eddie and wife were coming. Is that true? Yeah? 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:38.240 I think so. I think so we're in then okay, 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:41.080 let's go. Okay, I gotta techn the calendar, though, make 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:43.760 sure who you're talking about? What the calendar? How many 0:13:43.800 --> 0:13:48.439 outdoor birthday parties were invited? Like a secret type person. 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:50.959 I got invited to two birthday parties this week, and 0:13:51.000 --> 0:13:53.160 so I'm not sure which one he's talking about. Well, probably, 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:55.880 but you have you got invited to two birthday parties 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:59.479 from two like famous Succi people. They're famous, I'm assuming 0:13:59.720 --> 0:14:04.800 or are they famous? I'm not saying anything, Okay, I 0:14:04.800 --> 0:14:07.400 don't mean by famous we know these two people. I 0:14:07.400 --> 0:14:08.839 don't Maybe I didn't get invited to one of the 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:13.120 birthday Oh boy, here we go. This is why he Oh, 0:14:13.280 --> 0:14:15.800 maybe that is why he's being all I don't know. 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:18.719 I don't know. Y'all just whisper it to each other. 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:21.840 So we can wear microphone. We can do it later. Yeah, 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:24.120 I don't know. Apparently one party I didn't get invited to. 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:28.520 I don't want to go. I didn't want to be invited. 0:14:28.640 --> 0:14:31.680 That's all making the secrets. Eddie found out. And don't 0:14:31.680 --> 0:14:34.440 say who it is that your son is best friends 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:36.600 with a country artist son. Yeah, my seven year old. 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:39.240 And it's crazy, it's it's nuts. Like it all started 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:41.280 when he would come home from school and be like, 0:14:41.320 --> 0:14:43.240 oh my gosh, my friend. And he talks about him 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:44.840 all the time. He hangs out with him at school 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:47.560 all the time. He says he's got these Jordans they're 0:14:47.600 --> 0:14:49.400 so cool. I want them. And I looked him up. 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:52.680 I'm like, I'm not buying you these shoes. They're so expensive. 0:14:53.000 --> 0:14:55.920 And then yesterday again he comes out, he's like, Okay, 0:14:55.960 --> 0:14:57.840 he got new shoes. They're even cool. They're the new 0:14:57.880 --> 0:15:00.800 Steph Curries. I want these dad, look him up. These 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:03.840 are ridiculous, Like who is this guy's parents? So I 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:05.640 did a little bit of research found out who his 0:15:05.680 --> 0:15:08.400 parents were. His dad. Yeah, he's a country artist that 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:14.040 we know really well. Take a guess, go a seven 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:16.240 year old? I am I gonna say yes or no? Yeah? Yeah, 0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:21.240 they don't know their ages. Um, Eric Church, that'd be lunchbox. 0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:24.880 I know the answer. Oh you do, yep, I'll tell you. Yeah, 0:15:24.960 --> 0:15:28.920 you told me. Do you think you're gonna forge a 0:15:28.960 --> 0:15:31.640 friendship with this guy? Well, we already kind of know 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:34.160 each other well, but I mean you don't think I'm 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:35.840 not gonna do a playdate and be like, hey, what 0:15:35.960 --> 0:15:38.640 up this seven year old? Play? Yeah? Yeah, what do 0:15:38.640 --> 0:15:40.680 you mean? Sounds weird? It sounds weird. You're saying it 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:44.040 right now, like like say, hey, why don't you invite 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:46.560 your friend junior Junior to this place or whatever and 0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:48.360 I'll take you. And then the dad goes and I'm like, 0:15:48.400 --> 0:15:51.840 what up, dude, it's me? Who could it be? Who 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:55.200 could it be? Now? I'll tell you later, but then 0:15:55.240 --> 0:15:57.440 also tell me who's part party? I didn't. Yeah, we 0:15:57.520 --> 0:16:00.800 need all these details. Are you are you planning on 0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:03.880 wearing those fingernails and eat longer than this week. Okay, okay, 0:16:03.920 --> 0:16:06.400 So here's what happened. I went to the baseball game 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:08.640 yesterday with all the parents, and I was like first 0:16:08.640 --> 0:16:10.640 embarrassed first because I didn't knowiced people were looking. When 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:13.000 I was talking to parents. You noticed them looking down, 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:15.040 and I'm like, okay, they look at my fingernails. But 0:16:15.120 --> 0:16:17.880 then one lady comes up and we're in bleacher setting 0:16:18.000 --> 0:16:19.520 right where there's just a bunch of parents in a 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:24.200 bleacher and one lady goes, Eddie, can I did you 0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:27.080 paint your fingernails? And I said, yeah, I did. I did. 0:16:27.520 --> 0:16:29.920 It looks cool. I'm gonna be honestly, And then all 0:16:29.920 --> 0:16:31.640 the other parents go, you know, we're gonna say the 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:33.440 same thing. I mean, it kind of looks cool. And 0:16:33.480 --> 0:16:36.840 then one grandma I'm telling Grandma Bones, she goes, you 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:39.400 kind of look like a J. McClane from the Backstreet Boys, 0:16:39.440 --> 0:16:42.320 and I'm like, That's what I'm talking about. So at 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:44.880 one point, the whole bleachers are just saying like, dude, 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:46.800 your nails are cool. And then all the kids are like, 0:16:46.960 --> 0:16:49.000 I want to see that. That's so cool. Look dad, 0:16:49.040 --> 0:16:51.960 he paints his nails. I don't know bones. I'm thinking 0:16:52.760 --> 0:16:56.360 maybe going through the weekend and keep them. I'm gonna 0:16:56.360 --> 0:16:57.640 tell you right now, I need to touch them up 0:16:57.640 --> 0:17:00.800 because they're starting to chip. You're not planning to have 0:17:00.800 --> 0:17:03.560 those at the wedding. In my wedding, I don't know. No, 0:17:04.760 --> 0:17:09.440 there's no funny hats, there's no paint your fingernails. Here 0:17:09.480 --> 0:17:11.320 we go. Man, he doesn't want you to be you. Dude, 0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:14.439 I don't think that's him. He just said. It's one 0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:16.480 of those things where it's like, you know, you hear 0:17:16.520 --> 0:17:19.560 a story of a bride who won't let a bridesmaid 0:17:19.600 --> 0:17:25.440 color their hair. Yeah, I mean just said he was 0:17:25.480 --> 0:17:29.080 the most popular person at the baseball game. Everyone complimented him, 0:17:29.119 --> 0:17:30.840 and you want to get plastic stars. Dram to say, 0:17:30.840 --> 0:17:32.440 I don't paint your nils. That dam being the pictures 0:17:32.440 --> 0:17:35.840 all of a sudden. You know what if you do, 0:17:35.840 --> 0:17:37.600 you put your hands behind your back or you gotta 0:17:37.640 --> 0:17:40.880 wear gloves. Also, it's just awkward looking at you when 0:17:40.880 --> 0:17:43.520 you talk. I not because you have them painted, because 0:17:43.560 --> 0:17:47.000 I guys can have it painted. It's just totally not you. 0:17:47.600 --> 0:17:50.440 Maybe Thursday. You guys aren't used to him day for No, 0:17:52.000 --> 0:17:54.280 I don't want to kidd even look at me. Is 0:17:54.280 --> 0:17:56.560 that bad? I look at the top of your head. Yeah, 0:17:56.640 --> 0:18:00.280 it's not bad, just weird. It's awkward. I don't oh man, 0:18:00.280 --> 0:18:02.360 I'm kind of getting used to it. Okay, well, maybe 0:18:02.359 --> 0:18:05.800 then we will too. A J. McClean bones why, I like, 0:18:06.359 --> 0:18:08.560 why is that so cool to you? He's a backstreet boy. 0:18:08.680 --> 0:18:10.720 He's cool. And they said that he has his own 0:18:10.760 --> 0:18:16.240 line of nail polish. Oh well that could be you. Okay, 0:18:17.440 --> 0:18:20.280 I mean keep it up, thanks, will, buddy. I might 0:18:20.840 --> 0:18:24.159 all right, I think we're good for today. Let me 0:18:24.160 --> 0:18:25.679 see there any other notes. And you do look like 0:18:25.720 --> 0:18:27.720 a J. Mcclein. He looks like him generally even without 0:18:27.720 --> 0:18:31.680 them like old and trying to hang on. Oh is 0:18:31.720 --> 0:18:35.800 that what it really? Yeah, trying to look cool even 0:18:35.840 --> 0:18:39.479 though it is cool, I think. But he does have 0:18:39.560 --> 0:18:44.440