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Speaker 1: We talk about dating on this show a lot, and

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Speaker 1: sometimes we hear tips on how to make it less

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Speaker 1: awkward more romantic. Well, in today's call, we do the

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Speaker 1: opposite when we speak to a single dad before he's

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Speaker 1: even gone out on one date, because he's been having

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Speaker 1: a conversation for the last week with this woman named Juniper,

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Speaker 1: but before they can officially meet up, he needs to

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Speaker 1: talk to somebody else, and that's somebody, unfortunately is Brooke.

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Speaker 1: You'll see how this goes in your phone's app right

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Speaker 1: now wrooking.

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hello, I'm looking to speak with Michael Pitton.

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Speaker 3: Is Mike? Who's My name?

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Speaker 2: Is Rebecca Randy. I'm calling from the law firm of Dodger,

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Speaker 2: Swindle and Run. You've heard of us?

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Speaker 3: No? No, I have not. What's this regarding?

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Speaker 2: Well, I represent a woman that you matched with on

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Speaker 2: a dating app. Her name is Juniper. Yeah, okay, Well,

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Speaker 2: it's my understanding that you two have not gone out yet,

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Speaker 2: but you have talked extensively on the dating app. Is

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Speaker 2: that correct, sir?

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Speaker 3: I mean we've been we've been texting for a while,

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Speaker 3: but we've never met in person.

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Speaker 2: We're on the same page. I just want to clear

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Speaker 2: up a few things before the date. That's why I'm

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Speaker 2: reaching out to you.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, is there a problem? Why? Why would a

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Speaker 3: law firm be told me about this?

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm just looking through my client's file here, and

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Speaker 2: it says in the section with the dating prompt that

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Speaker 2: states you should not go out with me if you

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Speaker 2: know updating prompt I'm talking about.

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Speaker 3: I mean i've seen those.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, Juniper's reads quote you should not go out

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Speaker 2: with me if you think I can be bought or

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Speaker 2: impressed with your income end quote. So she's hoping that

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Speaker 2: you're not too well off but also not completely broke.

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Speaker 3: And she had a lawyer asked me that you.

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Speaker 2: Can imagine it's not a comfortable question when you're just

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Speaker 2: one on one.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, I don't know how to answer that.

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Speaker 2: Well, based on that, I can just assume that you're

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Speaker 2: not wealthy, a non answer, So I'm just going to

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Speaker 2: make a note of that right here. Okay, next dating prompt,

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Speaker 2: Juniper said, you should not go out with me if

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Speaker 2: you expect a casual encounter. Why are you hesitating? Well,

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Speaker 2: I don't know that you're still stumbling Okay, you're not

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Speaker 2: answering as quickly as I thought you would.

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Speaker 4: These are these are very odd questions and.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Well, I see, so you wanted to do casual stuff

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Speaker 2: with her.

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Speaker 4: No, I didn't say I don't know what we're going

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Speaker 4: to do.

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Speaker 2: Right, My wording was wrong there, I met you want

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Speaker 2: to do casual stuff to her? Is that verbiage fit?

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Speaker 4: Or we're going to dinner. I want to go to dinner,

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Speaker 4: but we don't even know. I don't know if we're

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Speaker 4: doing a playdate or anything. We haven't set anything up yet.

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Speaker 2: That brings me to my next statement here. Juniper wrote

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Speaker 2: that the non negotiable for her is she will not

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Speaker 2: introduce her children prior to a year of being in

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Speaker 2: a committed relationship.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, no, I saw that on her profile.

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Speaker 2: Right, But you have children as well, correct?

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Speaker 3: No? I absolutely do, yes, Right.

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Speaker 2: So that's where Juniper's request for you comes in. She

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Speaker 2: would like your non negotiable to be you don't introduce

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Speaker 2: your children to her for two years.

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Speaker 3: You know, the formality of this is a little extreme.

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Speaker 2: I did tell her it was extreme, and lucky for you,

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Speaker 2: I was able to talk her down a little bit.

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Speaker 2: She would be willing to be in the same room

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Speaker 2: as your children, but she will not have any vocal

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Speaker 2: communication or acknowledgment of that during that time.

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Speaker 3: Wow. Wow, Okay, so if things worked out, she would

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Speaker 3: be in my house but not speak to my children.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no eye contact either. She was specific about that. Oh,

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Speaker 2: and she will also refuse to make their meals and

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Speaker 2: clean up after them, at least for the first two years,

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Speaker 2: which seems reasonable.

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Speaker 3: Reasonable? What are you talking about? Reasonable? This?

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Speaker 4: You're joking me right now?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 2: Do I sound like a woman who likes jokes.

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Speaker 3: You don't sound like a woman at all. You sound

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Speaker 3: like a robot.

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Speaker 2: Like this is I'm a lawyer, sir, one step down

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Speaker 2: from robots.

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Speaker 3: You know what. Okay, you do your job, But I'm

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Speaker 3: over this, like I don't. You can tell Jennifer that

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Speaker 3: this whole thing is done, like I am done with

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Speaker 3: dating sites. I'm done with dating. This is ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: Well that seems extreme.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm being extreme.

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Speaker 3: She's not looking at my kids just for the first

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Speaker 3: two years. Two years, two years.

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Speaker 4: I haven't even gone out once with her yet. We

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Speaker 4: haven't been on one date.

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Speaker 2: Actually, that brings me to my last point here. She

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Speaker 2: also requires you to have a good sense of humor

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Speaker 2: and finds this prank phone call from Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the Morning. Funny, is that a negotiable? Non negotiable?

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Speaker 4: I'll say that one more time.

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Speaker 2: What do you say? Jennifer's messing with you. This is

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Speaker 2: actually brought the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: She wrote us and wanted the phone town you.

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Speaker 3: I was losing my mind over are you?

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Speaker 2: She said that she's really excited for your first day

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Speaker 2: and just wanted to break the ice with some humor.

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Speaker 3: I was like, who does it?

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Speaker 4: Who does There's no way this this is possible?

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Speaker 3: Oh Brook In Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties