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Speaker 1: What up, club kids, You're about to hear a sneak

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Speaker 1: preview of this week's VIP Lounge where I that's that's

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Speaker 1: me Stephen go to a queer fine dining establishment. To

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Speaker 1: hear the whole episode, go to Patreon dot com slash

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Speaker 1: which is not just like a dollar in episode, so

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Speaker 1: it's pretty cheap. A lot cheaper than a queer fine

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Speaker 1: dining restaurant. Shit, excuse me? Where on the list five

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Speaker 1: course tasting menu, which is oh wait, yeah, so let's

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Speaker 1: just before I even get into it, guess what the

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Speaker 1: prices for the full for the full, for the full

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Speaker 1: meal with the wine. We each had two glasses of wine, okay,

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Speaker 1: and I'm I'm calling the wine basiness growning and glass

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Speaker 1: of wine and and the five course and the five

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Speaker 1: courses for the whole thing with tip, and now I'm

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Speaker 1: thinking it was five hundred. It was four twenty okay, nice? Yeah, um,

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Speaker 1: which is astronomically expensive. That's crazy. Two people, four twenty

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Speaker 1: two glasses of wine, not a bottle, not a cocktail,

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Speaker 1: two glass of wine a yeah, not a wine parent

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Speaker 1: it's it's the five course dinner is one hundred and

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Speaker 1: forty five dollars. That is a full Michelin level. Pricing

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Speaker 1: like that is crazy. You better be serving me some incredible,

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Speaker 1: brilliant reindeer foam. Reindeer foam. Everything needs to knock get

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Speaker 1: out of the park at that price range, and I

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Speaker 1: want to be served it on Like many of the

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Speaker 1: plates need not to be plates exactly, No, there needs

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Speaker 1: to be like every little aspect of it needs to

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Speaker 1: be like so thoughtful and interesting. And here's the thing,

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Speaker 1: is all that all that they're doing is being like

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Speaker 1: what if everything were queer? Like that's the only concept

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Speaker 1: they have, So what if it was expensive and queer?

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Speaker 1: Oh you guess what was in the bathroom? Oh, miss Myers. No,

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Speaker 1: like they have like a little like condoms um moments.

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Speaker 1: Wait I saw losses? Wait, wait yes, and wait were

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Speaker 1: there dental damns? There were actually not dent dams, which

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Speaker 1: that would have been way funnier and more nineties. But

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Speaker 1: I'm just like the little the amber glass jar of

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Speaker 1: in the bathroom? Are you kidding me? You don't even

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