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Speaker 2: Hundred Do you y away?

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Speaker 3: You believe in love at any age, right, Brooke?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, like you'd want to help people find

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Speaker 3: a romantic connection if they needed it.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So let's say a kind, elderly gentleman who goes by

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Speaker 3: the name Alan Winterbottom called and asked for a few

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Speaker 3: love pointers. You'd help him.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if Allan's looking for love.

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Speaker 3: Jeff, What if it was about somebody you knew that

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Speaker 3: he was trying to get with? Is that's what happens today?

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Speaker 3: When Alan gets his hands on a rotary phone. Oh no,

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Speaker 3: and he calls a woman's grandson looking for some tips.

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Speaker 2: Ah, love it. It was.

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Speaker 3: It was hard for me to do this one because

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Speaker 3: I was just trying to keep my composure.

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Speaker 2: I love your old man voice so much.

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Speaker 3: Same By the end, I just had to give in.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna hear it in your phone tap right now?

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Speaker 1: Another Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Hello? Is this ye?

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Speaker 3: Hello?

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Speaker 2: Is this allie?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Sure?

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Speaker 1: Is who is it?

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Speaker 2: Who's who?

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Speaker 4: What do you mean? Who's who?

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Speaker 2: Are you an owl? Who you get it? Uh?

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Speaker 4: Got you call him? What do you need something?

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Speaker 2: My name is Alan winter Bottom. I live at the

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Speaker 2: Senior Home with your peach of a grandma Doris.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, Oh yeah, so you you live there with

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Speaker 4: her or something?

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Speaker 2: You?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sure I do? Uh?

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Speaker 4: Is she okay?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's more than okay? And I'm smitten over

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Speaker 2: that kitten.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: It all started in the senior lounge because she thought

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Speaker 2: I was having a stroke, but I was actually winking

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Speaker 2: at her.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, that sounds sweet, I guess. Oh yeah, why

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Speaker 4: were you calling me again?

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Speaker 2: Because I can't really get her to pay me any snap?

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Speaker 4: You anyone?

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Speaker 2: You know action? I'm not getting none. Oh she's locked

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Speaker 2: up tighter than the bingo balls in that cage they

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Speaker 2: twirl around.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, listen, that sounds like something you and her

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Speaker 4: would have to work out. Man.

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Speaker 2: You know, players gotta play.

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Speaker 4: Am I right?

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Speaker 2: Homie?

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Speaker 1: Listen?

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Speaker 4: Man? But how did you even get my number?

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Speaker 2: Well? Because she talks about you all the time, your

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Speaker 2: favorite grandson.

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Speaker 4: Well that's nice. She's my favorite grandma.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I figured you might know her best.

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Speaker 2: Maybe you could help me unlock the legend to zell

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Speaker 2: the downstairs, you know. Okay, buddy, listen, I've tried all

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Speaker 2: my pe knuckle puns on or nothing's working.

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Speaker 4: Well if that didn't work, yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 4: Listen, you're asking me to like help you hook up

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Speaker 4: with my grandma at the assisted living facility. And oh yeah,

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Speaker 4: kind of. And that's a very awkward position you're trying

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Speaker 4: to put me in, buddy, Well you I'd like.

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Speaker 2: To put her in an awkward position, you know what

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Speaker 2: I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: Now, take it easy, man, that's my grandma you're talking about.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it is a sorry take your teeth out.

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Speaker 2: I almost slipped a disc.

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Speaker 4: As long as that's all you're slipping. Man.

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Speaker 2: You gotta help me out here.

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Speaker 4: Well, liten, Actually I can't, man, I gotta go. Here's

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Speaker 4: my advice. Be respectful, be a gentleman. See what happens,

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Speaker 4: all right.

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Speaker 2: I don't need protection.

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Speaker 4: Oh dude, I told you already. This is my grandma

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Speaker 4: you're talking about. You're way over the line here, man.

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Speaker 2: I even told her I had a handrailed in my shower.

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Speaker 2: Usually the floozies over in the east wing will fall

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Speaker 2: for that one rhythm.

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Speaker 4: Man, you better watch it. No, she's you're not okay.

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Speaker 2: I'm getting nothing from her. No play.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I wouldn't be giving you any play either. You

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Speaker 4: sound like a dirty old man. Sun you what what

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Speaker 4: did you just say to me?

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Speaker 2: You heard me? Your ears are worse than mine.

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Speaker 4: Well, you got spunk, I'll give you that.

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Speaker 2: I get it. You're a virgin.

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Speaker 4: I'm a virgin. Piece of you. Sound something else to

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Speaker 4: do with your time?

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Speaker 2: You sound like a nube.

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Speaker 4: I tell your relatively hip on the slaying there, old timer,

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Speaker 4: you know, maybe maybe go for somebody in their fifties.

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Speaker 2: What are you playing World of Warcraft over there? But

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Speaker 2: you've never been with a woman before.

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Speaker 4: I've been with plenty of women, old man.

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Speaker 2: Listen, Yeah, you're talking about those inflatable women. They don't count.

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Speaker 4: That's a great idea. You give me, give me your

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Speaker 4: room number, and I'll have a couple of those delivered

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Speaker 4: to you. Can quit bothering people. Huh, lissy, guy, I

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Speaker 4: gotta go off. I'm not interested in whatever books you're on.

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Speaker 4: Leave me by and leave my grandma.

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Speaker 2: You come on down the room three h three next week,

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Speaker 2: do dude, you bring a carrot in a box of

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Speaker 2: mini powdered donuts. I'll show you how it's done.

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Speaker 4: What, dude, what are you laughing about? I think you

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Speaker 4: might be losing this guy Like, I don't know if

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Speaker 4: you're able to stroke or what, but i'd get looked

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Speaker 4: at all, right, I don't need to die in on

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Speaker 4: the phone over here. What are you laughing about it anymore?

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Speaker 2: I'm not really an old man. I'm a radio host.

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Speaker 2: What I'm doing a prank phone call on you?

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Speaker 3: Oh Jesus, yes, your sister Mary set you up for

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Speaker 3: a phone tap.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god. Yeah, my name's.

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Speaker 3: Jeff from the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: This whole thing's been a prank.

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Speaker 4: I thought my grandma I had a real live wire.

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Speaker 2: Just admit your conversion.

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Speaker 4: I also wondered how he knew.

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Speaker 1: Wake Up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning