WEBVTT - Second Date Update: A Mop To Remember 0:00:00.290 --> 0:00:02.190 Hey, welcome to the Second Date Podcast. Thank you so 0:00:02.210 --> 0:00:04.330 much for being here. We don't normally do this, but 0:00:04.390 --> 0:00:07.330 you are really special to us. So, Jose is going 0:00:07.350 --> 0:00:09.790 to give out his personal phone number right now. 0:00:09.810 --> 0:00:10.289 Yeah! Okay. 0:00:10.310 --> 0:00:11.050 If you need to call him. 0:00:11.170 --> 0:00:12.890 So, text 78592. Okay. 0:00:12.910 --> 0:00:15.410 That's our show's text board. 0:00:15.690 --> 0:00:17.369 If you're lonely, you can text us. I'm on it 0:00:17.410 --> 0:00:18.030 all night long. 0:00:18.050 --> 0:00:18.170 Okay. 0:00:18.190 --> 0:00:21.500 So, like, 1-800- So you're on it more than your 0:00:21.520 --> 0:00:23.780 own phone texting, basically. I mean, it's a better way 0:00:23.820 --> 0:00:25.239 to reach him. That's all we're saying. 0:00:25.360 --> 0:00:28.380 And don't forget, we've got 45 more minutes, a full show, 0:00:28.480 --> 0:00:29.220 an hour long. 0:00:29.260 --> 0:00:31.140 Oh, my God. Can you take that much? If you 0:00:31.200 --> 0:00:33.600 want it, go for it. It's over at the Brooke 0:00:33.620 --> 0:00:36.180 and Jeffrey main podcast feed. But right now, we're all 0:00:36.220 --> 0:00:38.530 about the second date. So let's get it started. Brooke 0:00:38.570 --> 0:00:39.710 and Jeffrey in the morning. 0:00:39.750 --> 0:00:41.150 Second date update. 0:00:42.290 --> 0:00:45.930 Sometimes the best things in life come from total failure. 0:00:47.380 --> 0:00:50.340 That's actually a pretty big statement. Just look at us. 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:52.000 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. 0:00:52.020 --> 0:00:55.300 That's not what I was saying. That's accurate. 0:00:55.540 --> 0:01:00.600 Brooke went to school to become a serious journalist. And now, yikes. 0:01:01.910 --> 0:01:03.810 Obviously gave up on that dream a long time ago. 0:01:04.190 --> 0:01:06.650 And it only gets sadder as you go around this room. 0:01:06.709 --> 0:01:09.090 So we're not going to do that. Yeah, stop. We're 0:01:09.430 --> 0:01:11.810 just going to go right to our listener, Gabby, who 0:01:11.890 --> 0:01:15.470 says she attended a unique type of singles event that 0:01:15.569 --> 0:01:20.050 didn't quite end in success. Which makes me wonder, why 0:01:20.069 --> 0:01:23.140 is she on the phone with us then? Let's find out. Gabby, 0:01:23.300 --> 0:01:24.160 welcome to the show. 0:01:24.860 --> 0:01:26.380 Hey guys, how you doing? 0:01:26.600 --> 0:01:29.100 You're talking to a room full of failures, so we're great. 0:01:29.200 --> 0:01:31.059 I hope you're ready to go down with the ship. 0:01:31.100 --> 0:01:34.700 Tell us what the story is with this failed date 0:01:34.840 --> 0:01:36.380 event that you went to. What was this? 0:01:37.190 --> 0:01:40.560 Okay, well, I'm just so tired of dating apps. All 0:01:40.590 --> 0:01:43.700 of my friends and I have kind of sworn off 0:01:43.740 --> 0:01:46.620 of them because it's just a show. Oh, yeah. 0:01:46.660 --> 0:01:49.120 We're just going to drop that. Okay. Maybe we're on 0:01:49.140 --> 0:01:49.559 the radio. 0:01:49.640 --> 0:01:53.040 It's okay. We're all failing together. Let's remember that. That's right. 0:01:53.240 --> 0:01:54.860 We're all failures here. So keep going. 0:01:55.650 --> 0:01:58.610 Well, sorry, but I just wanted to meet people in 0:01:59.130 --> 0:02:05.140 other ways. So I found a movie theater match night. 0:02:05.500 --> 0:02:06.400 What does that mean? 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:08.870 That sounds like a disaster. Yeah, tell us about it. 0:02:08.870 --> 0:02:09.630 I think it sounds cool. 0:02:10.190 --> 0:02:13.210 It's billed as an event for singles who like movies 0:02:13.690 --> 0:02:19.070 and want to meet other people who enjoy going to 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:20.840 see things in the theaters. 0:02:20.860 --> 0:02:24.100 Oh, movie buffs. How do you meet people during a movie? 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:25.160 You're not supposed to talk. 0:02:25.440 --> 0:02:30.620 Especially around, like, movie buffs who are, like, watching. 0:02:31.120 --> 0:02:34.239 Well, like, theoretically, you would go to something like that 0:02:34.280 --> 0:02:36.250 and then there would be, like, a mixer or, like, 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:40.369 an icebreaker or something, but... That wasn't how it was 0:02:40.410 --> 0:02:42.790 at all. It was exactly what you're afraid of. 0:02:42.810 --> 0:02:42.870 Oh. 0:02:44.470 --> 0:02:47.320 Y'all just went into a dark theater and sat by yourselves? 0:02:47.480 --> 0:02:49.320 Yeah. Didn't speak to each other? 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:51.940 The theater's really trying to get new customers. 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:56.570 But it also, like, it had the population diversity of Alaska. 0:02:56.590 --> 0:02:57.340 It was, like, 75% men. 0:02:57.470 --> 0:02:57.750 Mm-hmm. 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:01.220 Oh, okay. 0:03:01.300 --> 0:03:05.040 That was a really accurate description. 0:03:05.060 --> 0:03:09.130 Yikes, men. Oh, God. I am so sorry. The ratio 0:03:09.169 --> 0:03:09.570 was off. 0:03:09.590 --> 0:03:10.590 That's good odds for you, then. 0:03:10.610 --> 0:03:12.170 Oh, that's a good point. That's true. 0:03:12.690 --> 0:03:14.450 Yeah, but it was so weird. 0:03:14.470 --> 0:03:17.760 Everyone just kind of stayed in their seat. I paid 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:21.200 $ 16. 99 to look at strangers and have them look back 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:21.620 at me. 0:03:21.639 --> 0:03:23.780 And the guys are like, we're all the chicks. Are 0:03:23.800 --> 0:03:25.240 they supposed to just come and sit on us? 0:03:25.260 --> 0:03:27.320 I don't think that's how these guys are talking. 0:03:27.500 --> 0:03:27.940 Oh, yeah. 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:29.880 They're probably like, just count movie price. 0:03:29.900 --> 0:03:31.300 I'm a girl bag. 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:33.000 I want you to think about a room full of 0:03:33.040 --> 0:03:34.500 our technical director active. 0:03:36.130 --> 0:03:39.650 Because he is a huge movie buff, that's right. And 0:03:39.730 --> 0:03:41.970 he is an absolute treasure, by the way. 0:03:42.010 --> 0:03:42.490 Yes, he is. 0:03:42.510 --> 0:03:46.070 So let's not disparage Ashton. So if you didn't get 0:03:46.090 --> 0:03:48.510 to talk to any of these people, what are you 0:03:48.560 --> 0:03:49.740 doing with the second date update? 0:03:50.020 --> 0:03:53.380 Okay, so as the credits started rolling, people stood up 0:03:53.780 --> 0:03:56.260 and looked around and then just started walking out. 0:03:56.280 --> 0:04:00.180 Well, the lights finally turned on. Well, if there's no other, like, 0:04:00.240 --> 0:04:02.740 events planned for it other than to watch a movie, like, 0:04:02.780 --> 0:04:03.580 what are you supposed to do? 0:04:03.720 --> 0:04:05.800 I mean, probably everyone in that theater is feeling the 0:04:05.840 --> 0:04:06.740 same as you. Yeah. 0:04:06.900 --> 0:04:09.670 I guess so. I feel like I would imagine the 0:04:09.710 --> 0:04:15.050 men were disappointed in the female turnout, but I stayed, 0:04:15.150 --> 0:04:17.809 I watched the credits, and then there was a guy 0:04:17.890 --> 0:04:20.950 that was there to, like, clean the theater, and he 0:04:21.150 --> 0:04:23.010 started chatting with me and asking how. 0:04:22.970 --> 0:04:26.130 The event was, and I told him the truth, that it. 0:04:29.420 --> 0:04:31.620 I can't believe that the guy cleaning the theater is 0:04:31.660 --> 0:04:34.529 the only man who approached you. 0:04:34.529 --> 0:04:37.050 75% men and they don't go talk to any of 0:04:37.070 --> 0:04:37.410 the women. 0:04:37.570 --> 0:04:40.520 It was very weird, but he was very sweet and he. 0:04:40.460 --> 0:04:44.520 Said he was sorry and... He flirted back. 0:04:44.220 --> 0:04:47.200 And told me that I didn't need the event anyway 0:04:47.220 --> 0:04:48.440 because I was too pretty. 0:04:49.160 --> 0:04:54.830 And he asked me out to drink. He's like, wow, 0:04:54.850 --> 0:04:58.410 there's some unfinished drinks right over here. You want a 0:04:58.430 --> 0:05:05.070 blue slushy? Put them together. I can do that because 0:05:05.110 --> 0:05:06.870 I work here. What a charmer. 0:05:08.630 --> 0:05:09.150 I'm sorry. 0:05:09.230 --> 0:05:09.700 We are. 0:05:10.210 --> 0:05:10.489 Yes. 0:05:10.589 --> 0:05:13.589 Sorry. Again, you're talking to failures. So we're speaking out 0:05:13.630 --> 0:05:15.170 of a place of total bitterness here. 0:05:15.710 --> 0:05:16.830 How are drinks? Did you go? 0:05:16.860 --> 0:05:20.360 Well, we did, but we started at the movie theater. 0:05:20.380 --> 0:05:23.280 So we met back at the movie theater. We watched 0:05:23.360 --> 0:05:25.040 a movie together and then we went. 0:05:25.420 --> 0:05:25.800 Hold on. 0:05:25.900 --> 0:05:26.780 Is this a different day? 0:05:27.580 --> 0:05:28.280 Yeah, a different day. 0:05:28.980 --> 0:05:30.540 Oh, that's exhausting. 0:05:30.600 --> 0:05:34.359 He's gone through with a two-hour movie. No, no, I 0:05:34.380 --> 0:05:35.460 thought it was sweet. 0:05:35.580 --> 0:05:38.590 He knew I was there because I wanted to meet 0:05:38.630 --> 0:05:40.730 more people who liked movies, so it. 0:05:40.670 --> 0:05:43.130 Made sense to ask me to a movie date, and 0:05:43.170 --> 0:05:44.790 that's what I'm saying. He was so cute. 0:05:44.810 --> 0:05:47.690 He was really considerate. 0:05:46.970 --> 0:05:50.469 And smart, but now he just won't. 0:05:50.850 --> 0:05:51.409 Call me back. 0:05:51.550 --> 0:05:54.510 That's so ironic. Like the one guy who wasn't there 0:05:54.570 --> 0:05:56.910 for a dating event, you naturally met someone. 0:05:57.029 --> 0:05:58.550 Have you been back to the theater since? 0:05:59.570 --> 0:06:02.600 No, but I've been thinking about stopping by, but I 0:06:02.630 --> 0:06:04.560 don't want to be weird. 0:06:05.180 --> 0:06:07.340 Did you get the feeling that maybe he had some 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:08.460 like player vibes? 0:06:09.110 --> 0:06:10.250 What? 0:06:10.470 --> 0:06:13.450 I mean, movie ushers do have a reputation. 0:06:13.529 --> 0:06:13.710 Yeah. 0:06:13.730 --> 0:06:17.190 The high schoolers? Yeah. I mean, they get all the 0:06:17.230 --> 0:06:18.669 girls in the back row. 0:06:18.970 --> 0:06:22.190 I'm sure he's just sweeping up after every singles event 0:06:22.270 --> 0:06:24.880 at this place. Or just waiting for the lone women 0:06:24.950 --> 0:06:27.510 to still sit in the theater while the credits roll. 0:06:27.540 --> 0:06:29.480 You seem to know his way around this time. Or 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:33.060 it's an undercover boss situation, and this guy owns a theater. Oh, 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:33.700 it could be. 0:06:33.720 --> 0:06:34.680 You know? I don't know. 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:36.620 I mean, these are all some of the questions we 0:06:36.660 --> 0:06:37.400 should probably... I. 0:06:37.500 --> 0:06:40.480 Don't think so. We should ask if he's a player. 0:06:40.580 --> 0:06:40.880 All right. 0:06:41.020 --> 0:06:42.930 We'll come up with some better questions when we call him. 0:06:42.940 --> 0:06:44.250 Did we get his name, by the way? I don't 0:06:44.290 --> 0:06:44.750 even remember. 0:06:44.810 --> 0:06:45.850 His name was Noah. 0:06:46.070 --> 0:06:46.469 Noah. 0:06:46.510 --> 0:06:47.130 That's a player. 0:06:47.170 --> 0:06:49.850 Like the notebook. Oh, good memory, Jeff. 0:06:49.870 --> 0:06:53.229 Noah is like the most common male name right now. 0:06:53.270 --> 0:06:55.969 Most common player. We'll find out when we come back 0:06:56.050 --> 0:06:58.800 and do your second date update right after this. Hold on. 0:06:58.860 --> 0:07:01.700 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. 0:07:03.660 --> 0:07:06.620 What happens when you can't even get the movie theater 0:07:06.779 --> 0:07:08.200 janitor to call you back? 0:07:08.279 --> 0:07:11.020 Okay, listen. It's not just a janitor. It's an usher. 0:07:11.100 --> 0:07:13.200 They do all the things, Jeff, okay? 0:07:13.910 --> 0:07:14.350 Yes. 0:07:14.690 --> 0:07:15.070 Okay. 0:07:15.150 --> 0:07:17.890 Well, I'm just saying. When you work in a theater, 0:07:17.910 --> 0:07:20.050 you don't just clean or you don't just do one thing. 0:07:20.090 --> 0:07:20.830 That's a good point. 0:07:20.850 --> 0:07:21.430 They do everything. 0:07:21.550 --> 0:07:22.410 I know you've. 0:07:22.310 --> 0:07:24.310 Never worked minimum wage in your life, Jeff, but I'm 0:07:24.350 --> 0:07:25.570 just trying to help you out here. 0:07:25.750 --> 0:07:28.070 Okay, that's a fair point. When you can't get the 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:35.220 minimum wage movie theater employee to call you back. At 0:07:35.420 --> 0:07:37.300 that point, sure, you could go on Plenty of Fish. 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:41.580 But isn't your dad already on there? Oh, my God. 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:45.260 What is this whole intro? I'm saying that's why Gabby 0:07:45.380 --> 0:07:48.870 has turned to us at her lowest moment in her 0:07:48.940 --> 0:07:53.210 dating lifespan to find out why a guy making probably 0:07:53.390 --> 0:07:56.710 less than minimum wage, holding a broom and a scooper 0:07:57.050 --> 0:08:00.330 won't come along and scoop her up. Now he's discount 0:08:00.370 --> 0:08:01.090 minimum wage? 0:08:01.130 --> 0:08:04.710 Dude, this guy sounded incredible. He was sweet. He was understanding. 0:08:04.730 --> 0:08:06.750 He was intelligent. Jeff, do not. 0:08:06.610 --> 0:08:08.290 Undersell this man. Careful, Gabby. Brooke's going to move in 0:08:08.370 --> 0:08:10.750 on your man if we're not careful. She loves him. 0:08:11.250 --> 0:08:13.010 But I don't know. We're trying to figure out why 0:08:13.030 --> 0:08:14.950 he wouldn't be calling him back because you're right. Gabby 0:08:14.970 --> 0:08:17.130 seemed to have a great time with him. Maybe he's 0:08:17.170 --> 0:08:19.180 just busy and there's a ton of gummy worms stuck 0:08:19.190 --> 0:08:22.540 to the back of people's chairs. And he just can't 0:08:22.580 --> 0:08:24.540 get to all of them and reach out to you. 0:08:24.840 --> 0:08:26.420 That's what we hope, Gabby. 0:08:27.040 --> 0:08:27.110 Aww. 0:08:28.100 --> 0:08:28.360 Right? 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:31.480 I don't know anymore. I'm just so worried that I 0:08:31.580 --> 0:08:34.100 don't know what I could have done to make him 0:08:34.200 --> 0:08:35.319 not want to hear from me. 0:08:35.340 --> 0:08:37.679 Yeah, you guys didn't get, like, wasted or anything, right? 0:08:37.710 --> 0:08:40.330 No, no, not at all. That's the problem. 0:08:40.590 --> 0:08:43.990 That's the problem. There you go. We've answered it. But 0:08:44.030 --> 0:08:46.010 let's just call him. We'll see what state of mind 0:08:46.050 --> 0:08:47.990 he's in and if he has any answers for us. 0:08:48.010 --> 0:08:48.370 Here we go. 0:08:48.390 --> 0:08:51.430 Let's maybe talk more kindly about his job, Jeff. I'm 0:08:51.460 --> 0:08:52.010 just saying. 0:08:52.170 --> 0:08:55.720 I'm just describing exactly what he does. That's all it is. 0:08:55.760 --> 0:08:56.290 Let's call him. 0:09:03.150 --> 0:09:03.510 Hello? 0:09:04.530 --> 0:09:09.180 Hey, is this Noah? Yeah, who's speaking? My name is 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:11.280 Jeff from a show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Sorry, 0:09:11.300 --> 0:09:12.220 are you in a bathroom right now? 0:09:15.059 --> 0:09:16.380 That's such a personal question. 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:18.940 You don't have to answer that. There's an echo. If 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:22.580 you're in the middle of business, I don't want to interrupt. No, 0:09:22.820 --> 0:09:24.540 not in the bathroom. 0:09:24.700 --> 0:09:25.300 Okay. 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:27.540 Sorry, no, we're a radio show. We're called Brooke and 0:09:27.590 --> 0:09:29.710 Jeffrey in the Morning. We're really glad that you answered 0:09:29.750 --> 0:09:30.550 the phone, by the way. 0:09:30.650 --> 0:09:31.250 Thank you for that. 0:09:31.270 --> 0:09:37.580 Yeah. What is this about? Oh, yeah. Good question. Let's 0:09:37.600 --> 0:09:39.380 get right to it. This is a segment we do 0:09:39.420 --> 0:09:42.400 called the Second Date Update. And it's a good thing 0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:44.959 because it means one of our listeners is trying to 0:09:45.000 --> 0:09:47.020 get a hold of you after you went out on 0:09:47.059 --> 0:09:47.679 a date with them. 0:09:48.110 --> 0:09:52.870 Ooh, isn't that exciting? Oh, okay. 0:09:54.170 --> 0:09:55.569 I don't know what you're talking about. 0:09:55.590 --> 0:09:55.670 What? 0:09:57.570 --> 0:10:00.710 Her description of you, you were a lot smoother talker. 0:10:02.510 --> 0:10:05.150 Remember what your advice was about being kind, Brooke? I 0:10:05.250 --> 0:10:08.890 am being kind. I don't know about that. Anyway, Noah, 0:10:09.250 --> 0:10:11.080 so listen, this is a woman that you went out 0:10:11.100 --> 0:10:17.320 with named Gabby. Oh, really? Yeah. You sound so surprised. 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:21.610 I guess I just thought she was nice, and I 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:25.430 just didn't think that she was interested in me, really. What? 0:10:25.490 --> 0:10:26.210 Oh. 0:10:26.490 --> 0:10:26.950 Oh, my God. 0:10:26.990 --> 0:10:29.050 She had such glowing things to say about you. 0:10:29.130 --> 0:10:32.410 She described you as intelligent and different from all the 0:10:32.429 --> 0:10:33.870 other guys that she'd been meeting. 0:10:33.890 --> 0:10:34.390 Yeah. 0:10:34.790 --> 0:10:37.470 And that was like a dating event that was happening there. 0:10:37.490 --> 0:10:38.310 I don't know if you knew that. 0:10:38.330 --> 0:10:42.270 I was wondering what was going on, but I didn't 0:10:42.290 --> 0:10:44.260 realize that she thought any of these things. 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:45.480 Oh, really? 0:10:45.620 --> 0:10:47.260 What did you think she thought? 0:10:48.940 --> 0:10:49.540 I mean, I. 0:10:50.300 --> 0:10:54.160 Thought she was taking pity on me to be completely honest. 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:57.339 I mean, I work in a guy who like reached 0:10:57.420 --> 0:11:00.820 up after movies and I thought that she just really 0:11:00.840 --> 0:11:01.699 liked watching. 0:11:01.400 --> 0:11:05.160 The credits and saw me and we'll make some conversation. 0:11:05.300 --> 0:11:08.370 And I thought I kind of like cornered her or something. 0:11:08.400 --> 0:11:12.030 And she felt weird. I mean, why would you think 0:11:12.090 --> 0:11:14.210 that way if you know that she's trying to reach 0:11:14.230 --> 0:11:17.370 you right now and you're not calling her back? Like, 0:11:17.390 --> 0:11:18.670 that doesn't match up. 0:11:18.690 --> 0:11:18.930 Yeah. 0:11:19.690 --> 0:11:21.150 I mean, I know she's reaching out to me, but 0:11:21.200 --> 0:11:23.880 I know she really doesn't really want to go out 0:11:23.920 --> 0:11:24.260 with me. 0:11:24.720 --> 0:11:26.260 What? Oh, no. 0:11:26.559 --> 0:11:27.940 It's one of those fake I want to go out 0:11:27.980 --> 0:11:28.360 with you. 0:11:28.540 --> 0:11:29.920 You need more confidence. 0:11:30.780 --> 0:11:32.880 I just work in a movie theater, and I sweep 0:11:33.000 --> 0:11:35.569 up after people. I pick up popcorn, and she said 0:11:35.590 --> 0:11:37.290 she was like a veterinarian. You do more than that. 0:11:37.330 --> 0:11:39.110 Tell them, bro. You're an usher. 0:11:39.130 --> 0:11:42.630 Here's the thing. Like, I don't think that matters to Gabby. 0:11:43.460 --> 0:11:43.800 I don't know. 0:11:43.900 --> 0:11:46.300 People have said that before, and then they kind of 0:11:46.660 --> 0:11:48.930 change their mind halfway through, and I just know how 0:11:48.950 --> 0:11:50.469 this is going to end and how this movie ends. 0:11:50.970 --> 0:11:54.470 So you feel like you know that she's interested, but 0:11:54.650 --> 0:11:56.950 you don't want to pursue it because you feel like 0:11:56.970 --> 0:11:59.900 you don't deserve her? Yeah, pretty much. I mean, I 0:11:59.940 --> 0:12:01.640 just think that she's going to ditch me as soon 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:04.059 as she kind of settles in and realizes what I 0:12:04.100 --> 0:12:04.820 have to offer. 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:04.900 No! 0:12:05.960 --> 0:12:06.760 Oh, come on. 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:09.179 Why don't you believe in yourself? I mean, is this 0:12:09.220 --> 0:12:10.900 the job you want for the rest of your life? 0:12:11.040 --> 0:12:13.400 Or are you working towards something more? I mean, I 0:12:13.640 --> 0:12:16.460 do have aspirations, but I'm just like, I don't want 0:12:16.480 --> 0:12:18.990 her to think that I'm like a loser. 0:12:19.070 --> 0:12:20.410 And I know how it's going to end. I know 0:12:20.450 --> 0:12:22.370 that she's going to just ditch me eventually. Oh, man. 0:12:22.390 --> 0:12:24.790 This is one of those self-fulfilling prophecies. 0:12:24.890 --> 0:12:26.770 You know, you think, therefore you are. 0:12:26.870 --> 0:12:30.559 Listen, Noah, look, you're right. You probably don't deserve her, but... 0:12:32.220 --> 0:12:35.020 The good thing about women is they almost never choose 0:12:35.080 --> 0:12:36.760 men who actually deserve them. 0:12:37.320 --> 0:12:37.800 Oh, wow. 0:12:37.860 --> 0:12:38.740 That's a good point. 0:12:38.800 --> 0:12:40.850 How'd you insult two people in one session? 0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:43.650 That's the great thing, though. You actually do seem like 0:12:43.690 --> 0:12:47.689 you're a great guy. You're very self-deprecating. And I think 0:12:47.730 --> 0:12:50.210 you should at least hear Gabby out because she's on 0:12:50.250 --> 0:12:53.070 the phone right now listening to this conversation waiting to 0:12:53.090 --> 0:12:53.840 talk to you. 0:12:54.340 --> 0:12:54.720 What? 0:12:55.380 --> 0:12:55.679 Really? 0:12:55.700 --> 0:12:58.079 Yeah. I don't. 0:12:58.520 --> 0:12:59.780 This is going to be really. 0:13:01.870 --> 0:13:05.150 You're probably right, but let's give it a go. Gabby, 0:13:05.190 --> 0:13:05.710 talk to him. 0:13:06.570 --> 0:13:11.810 Wow, Noah, I'm really sorry, but I did not expect that. 0:13:12.050 --> 0:13:15.490 And I got to tell you, that's such a turnoff. 0:13:15.950 --> 0:13:19.150 Oh, he's a good guy. I just know that, like, 0:13:19.200 --> 0:13:21.520 you say you're a veterinarian, and I know that, like, 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:24.380 you know, I'm just the guy that you saw picking 0:13:24.440 --> 0:13:26.440 up popcorn and sweeping up. 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:27.160 And I know that. 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:30.830 This doesn't, it's not going to end well. I've been 0:13:31.290 --> 0:13:32.290 through this before. 0:13:32.610 --> 0:13:34.860 No, that's what you think of yourself. That's not what 0:13:34.980 --> 0:13:37.780 she thinks of you. She's already said that. Like you 0:13:37.820 --> 0:13:39.160 can't tell her how she feels. 0:13:39.880 --> 0:13:42.579 Well, to be fair, I do feel that now. 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:46.840 Okay. That's remember that self-fulfilling prophecy. 0:13:46.920 --> 0:13:51.380 Yeah. Some guys just know they're undateable. 0:13:51.540 --> 0:13:52.420 He's not undateable. 0:13:52.440 --> 0:13:55.400 If he would have had confidence and just gone out 0:13:55.450 --> 0:13:57.400 with her again, she would have loved it. 0:13:57.429 --> 0:13:58.630 She doesn't want to tell you over and over every 0:13:58.670 --> 0:13:59.930 day that being an usher is hot. 0:13:59.950 --> 0:14:02.930 I mean, if you want to. 0:14:02.910 --> 0:14:04.990 Try to give me another chance, I think I can 0:14:05.070 --> 0:14:05.429 make it. 0:14:06.070 --> 0:14:07.410 Look, I've seen. 0:14:07.270 --> 0:14:09.170 It happen badly before, but if you want to give 0:14:09.190 --> 0:14:11.150 this show a shot, I would definitely go out for 0:14:11.309 --> 0:14:12.220 another date with you. 0:14:12.230 --> 0:14:14.710 Okay, there it is. There's that confidence that was coming out. 0:14:15.150 --> 0:14:17.590 Yeah, because you've got to remember, your job isn't the problem. 0:14:17.630 --> 0:14:20.570 The confidence is the turnoff right now. I hear you. 0:14:20.650 --> 0:14:22.790 Do you got more of it, Noah? You got more confidence? 0:14:22.890 --> 0:14:25.010 Go ahead. Tell Gabby how much you love your job. 0:14:25.410 --> 0:14:29.230 No, no. Let's not concentrate on the job at this point. 0:14:29.270 --> 0:14:31.450 You're more than your job. 0:14:31.550 --> 0:14:33.390 About how rad you are, how good you are. 0:14:33.410 --> 0:14:36.020 Yeah, you're great. I mean, minus the job. 0:14:36.040 --> 0:14:38.300 I mean, yeah, I liked her a lot. 0:14:38.320 --> 0:14:40.320 I mean, I think we can make it work, but 0:14:40.380 --> 0:14:42.600 I'm a little nervous about the difference. No, you're not nervous. 0:14:42.620 --> 0:14:45.900 You're confident. You're nervous about how good it's going to go. 0:14:45.920 --> 0:14:47.380 I'm confident. 0:14:47.490 --> 0:14:49.290 You're nervous about how madly you're going to fall in 0:14:49.310 --> 0:14:57.380 love with each other. Okay. Get him. Yeah. Gabby, is 0:14:57.440 --> 0:14:58.260 any of this working? 0:14:58.880 --> 0:15:01.620 You know, Noah, I really liked you. 0:15:01.720 --> 0:15:02.700 I had a great time. 0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:06.580 I think you're a great guy, but I can't. 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:10.670 Foster your self-confidence. Man, you got to figure that out. 0:15:10.930 --> 0:15:13.350 But you have my number. I've called you several times. 0:15:13.970 --> 0:15:15.630 If you get to a point where you feel a 0:15:15.650 --> 0:15:18.510 little bit better about yourself, give. 0:15:18.390 --> 0:15:19.220 Me a call. But I. 0:15:20.150 --> 0:15:21.310 I'm sorry. 0:15:21.470 --> 0:15:24.050 Well, hold on. I'll tell you, nothing makes you feel 0:15:24.110 --> 0:15:27.210 better about yourself, Noah, than having a radio station pay 0:15:27.270 --> 0:15:32.140 for your next date. That's something that builds extreme confidence. 0:15:32.180 --> 0:15:34.440 And if you're willing to see Gabby again, we will 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:35.180 do that for you. 0:15:36.140 --> 0:15:36.420 Really? 0:15:36.440 --> 0:15:41.240 That sounded pretty confident. No, I mean, all right. 0:15:41.380 --> 0:15:43.280 I mean, I will try to work on my confidence. 0:15:43.380 --> 0:15:45.180 I've got your number, Gabby. And if you guys are 0:15:45.300 --> 0:15:49.440 booking the bill, yeah, why not? I'm talking like a man. 0:15:50.180 --> 0:15:52.240 I think Gabby just said that she's good for right now. 0:15:52.300 --> 0:15:53.760 I don't know if you missed that part. 0:15:53.800 --> 0:15:55.980 She was kind of not very confident when she said it, though. 0:15:56.500 --> 0:15:56.740 Okay. 0:15:56.800 --> 0:15:58.500 I think she's going to waffle, too. 0:15:58.540 --> 0:16:00.250 Yeah, I don't know that they're going to go out again. 0:16:00.390 --> 0:16:03.710 So, Gabby, he's in. Uh-huh. And you are open. 0:16:04.740 --> 0:16:06.360 I am open at a later date. 0:16:06.380 --> 0:16:09.420 It's going to take maybe a year or so for 0:16:09.460 --> 0:16:11.440 him to fix his things. 0:16:12.100 --> 0:16:12.860 But hey, look it. 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:15.640