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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. Ladies and gents, this is

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Speaker 1: the moment you've waited for. The Jewel Show is here.

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Speaker 1: Get your butt at the front door. We are super

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Speaker 1: villains ready to overtake the world, and we're gonna do

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Speaker 1: it in style. It's time for the best ready go

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Speaker 1: you've heard in a while. Jew Show is today gonna

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Speaker 1: be one of those days where you take a sippier

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Speaker 1: coffee and it's the perfect temperature and it's delicious, or

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Speaker 1: where you just burn your tongue off and had to

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Speaker 1: spit your coffee on the floor. Is it gonna be

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Speaker 1: a good day or a bad day? You'll find out

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Speaker 1: right now, was Alex's daily vibration. I'm gonna be quiet

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Speaker 1: because my tongue is about to fall off. Why was it?

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Speaker 1: Why does this coffee cup get so hot that I

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Speaker 1: have it? Like? Heats it up? Yeah? The legit reasons

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Speaker 1: why dunk green coffee? I like really hot coffee. Yeah

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Speaker 1: I don't. I like medium hot coffee. Women whosore like

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Speaker 1: hot coffee and hot showers. I love hot showers, predictable, Evan,

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Speaker 1: But man, this coffee cup you poured in and it

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Speaker 1: heats it up throughout the day. I like that, but

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Speaker 1: it's like, dang, it does escorches your tongue. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: leaves like like land mines. Like okay, well, let's raise

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Speaker 1: the vibration, right, I need to feel better? We feel better? Please?

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Speaker 1: Time to raise a vibe? All right? So I know

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Speaker 1: everybody has questions about something going on in their life

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Speaker 1: right now, right either with relationships, you know, homework, whatever

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Speaker 1: it is. So ask yourself, what do you need to

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Speaker 1: do to raise a vibration? What's going on in your

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Speaker 1: life that you need clarity on? And how do we

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Speaker 1: raise a vibe? Well, I'm going to draw a card

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Speaker 1: from my favorite charter deck right now and shuffling thinking

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Speaker 1: about it? Got it? Oh? Here we can. What is it?

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Speaker 1: I know you want to know? Yes I do. All right.

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Speaker 1: It's the Ace of Wands. And this reminds me. Actually,

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Speaker 1: this card always reminds me of the thing to out

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Speaker 1: your teenager. Because wands represent action and initiation, okay. And

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Speaker 1: aces are the very first card in the minor arcana

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Speaker 1: and come at a time of new beginnings or like

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Speaker 1: very beginnings of like a new endeavor. So cool. Let

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Speaker 1: this be a time to be open to new opportunities

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Speaker 1: and let your creative juices start to flow. Oh, get

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Speaker 1: those juices going. And I'm talking about creativeness, Jebil, you

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Speaker 1: know not what you're talking about being experimental with like

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Speaker 1: a new idea project that you've been wanting to start.

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Speaker 1: No jewble. I'm talking like, you know, people get really

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Speaker 1: scared to go train new ideas. And I'm talking like,

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Speaker 1: go take that sALS of class, right, go take that

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Speaker 1: pole dance class. Yes? Yes, is that what you're saying?

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Speaker 1: Yes to me for you want me to take a

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Speaker 1: pole dance class. I would love to be absolutely queen.

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Speaker 1: It'll do it. Go to karaokea this this weekend when

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Speaker 1: dot do that thing. That's what the ace of wands represent,

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Speaker 1: the dam thing. I encourage you to go be creative,

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Speaker 1: however that may be be sexual too. Go be go

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Speaker 1: be your sexual bad self whatever it is that is

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Speaker 1: going to express yourself the way you want to express it.

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Speaker 1: You'll love you for yourself. Express yourself all over the

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Speaker 1: play and then your vibe will be raised. And then

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Speaker 1: soon enough, we'll ascend to a greater dimension. Wow, you

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Speaker 1: have any questions, comments, concerns, queries. I do have some

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Speaker 1: questions for you, But we're married. If you didn't know that, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's based on what you just told us. But I

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm kind of concerned this. It's not

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Speaker 1: That's why. Yeah, we'll talk about it offline. Because we

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Speaker 1: We're raising the vibe right now, you guys, let me

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Speaker 1: let me raise the vibe again. You're saying that I

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Speaker 1: And I was listening to the conversation and I was like,

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Speaker 1: four percent of your day. All right, And that was

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Speaker 1: your daily vibration, Thank you very much. All right. Remember

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Speaker 1: you can follow the show online. I don't know why

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Speaker 1: I pause like that awkwardly. I was done. That might

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Speaker 1: want to discuss anyway. If you want to hear a conversation,

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Speaker 1: another Jewbil phone frame weekday mornings on the twenties. Hello,

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Speaker 1: this is Special Agent jimmy Birthday calling from the Federal

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Speaker 1: Bureau of Investigations. I was looking for Jason. Yeah, oh

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Speaker 1: this is Jason Jason. What's the reason for this call?

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Speaker 1: First of all, I need to make sure identified myself

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Speaker 1: correctly and you understood to confirm my name is James

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Speaker 1: of Investigations. Okay, how can I help you today? I'm

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Speaker 1: assuming that you haven't ever received a call from the

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Speaker 1: FBI before, have you? No? I assume it might be

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Speaker 1: something serious, as someone I know did something, Well, my

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Speaker 1: wife do something? What's going on? Somebody you know definitely

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Speaker 1: that you don't know yourself and I guess, yeah, someone

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Speaker 1: I can tell you right now there are two vans

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Speaker 1: of agents right outside of the building, and all I

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Speaker 1: to be drug out of work in handcuffs. Sound fun.

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Speaker 1: so i'd suggest you do that. Yeah, okay, so please, man,

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Speaker 1: just explain to me what's going on. I don't need

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Speaker 1: any movie scene being made here in the fault. Well,

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Speaker 1: let's hope I don't have to do that. And again,

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Speaker 1: you're the person who makes that decision based on how

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Speaker 1: you answer me. You said you moved locations. Sounds very echoy.

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Speaker 1: Where did you go? Yeah, I just went into the

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Speaker 1: sorry for any misunderstanding. What's going on? What is it?

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Speaker 1: You recently won some NFL wild Card playoff football tickets.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that's correct English the way I

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Speaker 1: run down there, but tickets to that game from your work? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: is that a problem. I'm going to ask you another question,

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Speaker 1: and I want you to be honest. Are those tickets

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Speaker 1: in your possession right now? Um? Well, no, sir, the

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Speaker 1: game's already passed. And how was the game, Jason? I did.

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Speaker 1: I had the tickets, but I gave them to a friend.

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Speaker 1: the game was interesting about So you admit to me

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Speaker 1: sold it to him. Yo. All right? Yes? And your

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Speaker 1: I haven't talked to him since I sold the tickets.

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Speaker 1: I know because he's in custody. We picked him up

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Speaker 1: at the game and he gave you up. I don't follow, man,

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Speaker 1: Do I need a lawyer or something like? Give me up? Oh,

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Speaker 1: i'd get Maybe use some of the money you used

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Speaker 1: to sell those counterfeit tickets and buy yourself a good lawyer.

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Speaker 1: We'll be counterfeit tickets. No counterfeit tickets were sold by me.

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Speaker 1: I've also set up for them, all right, that's all

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Speaker 1: I've got to hear. I'm sending the agents in and

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Speaker 1: you gonna come. No, no, no, no, screw that. I

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Speaker 1: did not do any sort of counterfeiting with these tickets.

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Speaker 1: There's no reason to take me on handcuffs. Look, I

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Speaker 1: well what do you mean then? What are you talking about? Oh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know that not counterfit because your friend Paul sat

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Speaker 1: from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you.

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Speaker 1: It's a joke. Yeah. He said that you won some

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Speaker 1: not under arrest right now. No, he's not. I don't

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Speaker 1: their date was at the grocery store. The grocery store.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who takes a date to the grocery store.

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Speaker 1: But we'll find out what the reason I want. New

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Speaker 1: grocery stores sometimes have like a beer garden, now, oh

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Speaker 1: IPA's Galore. Probably that cost way too much. First of all, Dylan,

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Speaker 1: year date? Well, I reached out like three times, and

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Speaker 1: I you know, I don't want to annoy her at

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Speaker 1: haven't gotten a response at all from her. No, she

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Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. Um seriously, Yes, I'm jet serious. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: on demand, Jebils dirty little Secret. It's time for your

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. And if you do, you're safe

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Speaker 1: her with her brother, my brother in law, down in

424
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Speaker 1: the living room. Okay, you guys made out. No, Hey,

425
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Speaker 1: we've all been there. Okay. So, um, you know, first

426
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Speaker 1: of all, you know, we're drinking in the living room

427
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Speaker 1: and you know, you know, I'm having a good time.

428
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Speaker 1: I'm getting ready to go upstairs to go to bed.

429
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Speaker 1: We're staying in one of the bedrooms upstairs. Um. So

430
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Speaker 1: let me, you know, go back to a step here

431
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Speaker 1: and just say that my wife and her mother are

432
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Speaker 1: very similar looking. Oh oh, I think I know where

433
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:06,760
Speaker 1: this is going. So you know, same build, uh, same

434
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:14,400
Speaker 1: hair color, same you know, you know. So, um, I'm

435
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Speaker 1: going upstairs the end of the night. You know, I'm

436
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 1: I'm feeling pretty tipsy, but I'm you know, I'm also

437
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,919
Speaker 1: you know, I'm in the mood. You know, I bet

438
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Speaker 1: you are. So I go to the bedroom, um that

439
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:31,879
Speaker 1: I believe my wife is in here. Um, and uh,

440
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:35,440
Speaker 1: you know, I'm ready to go, you know, if you

441
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Speaker 1: know what I mean? I think, I think, I think

442
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Speaker 1: I do. So I climb into bed and, uh, you know,

443
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,199
Speaker 1: snuggle up. And about two seconds into that snuggle, I

444
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:51,119
Speaker 1: realize that I am not in bed with my wife.

445
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Speaker 1: And how did you realize that? Yeah? Um, well she

446
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Speaker 1: turned and said something, and I'm like, uh uh, honey,

447
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:06,360
Speaker 1: must have been the most awkward time in your entire life. Yeah,

448
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:10,880
Speaker 1: what do you do? I threw my clothes back on.

449
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:15,640
Speaker 1: Did you tell I'm sure you told your wife? Oh no,

450
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 1: not at all. Me and her mom were just like

451
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Speaker 1: this never happened, Never speak of this. Oh wait, where

452
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Speaker 1: did you say your wife was sleeping? Yeah, she's sleeping

453
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Speaker 1: in the other bedroom. I went into the wrong door

454
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Speaker 1: because you were hammered. Why could you not tell your

455
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Speaker 1: wife though, Like I mean, it was an accident, I

456
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 1: don't know. I was essentially down to my birthday suit

457
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Speaker 1: at this point, so, you know, with her mom, so

458
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Speaker 1: I could just feel like I so I just put

459
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Speaker 1: into the wrong door and I just wouldn't in laden

460
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Speaker 1: that freaking bed with your mom. How funny is that?

461
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Speaker 1: Leave that birthday sit out part out? Yeah, but no,

462
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,719
Speaker 1: everyone would find that funny because if you're naked. I

463
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Speaker 1: just said, I don't know if I could leave that

464
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Speaker 1: part out though, Like you'd have to tell that part why? Yeah,

465
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,880
Speaker 1: you never know. Maybe she's like, well, I mean they

466
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:04,359
Speaker 1: look like maybe she thought I was going for it.

467
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 1: I don't know, so I don't. I'm not saying anything ever,

468
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 1: So you guys just made an agreement not to talk

469
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Speaker 1: about it. She's probably grossed out here. Yeah, oh for sure,

470
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:17,640
Speaker 1: turned on and she's like I can't. Yeah. So every

471
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Speaker 1: Christmas now that we go back to that house, I

472
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Speaker 1: make sure to take it easy on the drinks and

473
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Speaker 1: know exactly where my wife is. Our move. Yeah, maybe

474
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Speaker 1: turn her location on something. Thanks for telling us your

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Speaker 1: great little secret. Did Jebel show on demand? Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the i n N, The Idiot News Network where idiots

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Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. The news for Thursday, January

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. I'm Jewel Fresh and watch out, ladies. Okay,

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Speaker 1: the guys are about to pay you a big favor. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll hold my breath tell you what that means in

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Speaker 1: just a second. But first let's meet the idiots. I'm

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Speaker 1: Alex Fresh and once the labs started recording something at

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Speaker 1: right aid the other day, so you know it's got

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Speaker 1: to be funny audio for it coming right up. Yeah,

485
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Speaker 1: And I'm English Evan and a celebrity did something that

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Speaker 1: will make you say that must have been Kim Kardashian.

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Speaker 1: All right, we'll get to those stories in just a

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Speaker 1: second before your first Earth the day in the I

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Speaker 1: N Dadian Who's network where new as they report the news?

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Speaker 1: Check this out, ladies, there's a new lingerie company that

491
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Speaker 1: has released a line of Lace Undy's for men. Finally, gross, fine,

492
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Speaker 1: right hot? Though, Yeah, I mean, can't they wear any

493
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Speaker 1: lace underwhere already? You could, I suppose just grab any

494
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Speaker 1: lace on awhere, But these are specifically designed for dudes.

495
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Speaker 1: You can get them on the walk Hoole online store.

496
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Speaker 1: I guess that's the company. Men who want to feel

497
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Speaker 1: a little saucier and sexier in the bedroom can get

498
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Speaker 1: some Lace Undy's and it's much more comfortable than putting

499
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Speaker 1: on your wives underwear and dancing around trying to make

500
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Speaker 1: your laugh, which is funny sometimes, yeah it is. You

501
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Speaker 1: haven't seen it yet. I've been practicing though, when you're

502
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Speaker 1: not home the big reveal, but I can't wait. But anyway,

503
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Speaker 1: this is much more comfortable. It's four guys around thirty

504
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Speaker 1: five bucks plus shipping and handling. It's pretty expensive. That

505
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 1: is expensive. Okay, wow, I've always said this though. I

506
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:08,719
Speaker 1: feel really bad for my wife. Why why? Because I

507
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 1: wish there was something that guys could wear that could

508
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,479
Speaker 1: do the same for you. Oh. Now they have some

509
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Speaker 1: lingerie for men, so you finally get what you've wanted

510
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Speaker 1: that you didn't even know you wanted. There you go,

511
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Speaker 1: sexy lingerie. Do you actually think it would be sexy

512
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 1: or no? Yeah, I wouldn't want that. I can't speak

513
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,479
Speaker 1: for every other woman because I do feel like I

514
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,439
Speaker 1: think more like a man. I swear I do, right though,

515
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,440
Speaker 1: if you thought more like a man, you'd be like, absolutely,

516
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,040
Speaker 1: I love not I love it when my boobs on

517
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 1: lace stuff? Right no, here, right now. If you thought

518
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Speaker 1: like a man, I still think like a woman. That's

519
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,360
Speaker 1: what I mean. So you could I feel very confident

520
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 1: that you could just go. I speak for every woman. No,

521
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:50,399
Speaker 1: women do not want men to wear sexy lay. Also,

522
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 1: the majority of woman don't want to see that. Yeah,

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00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 1: I don't think so. But if you're a man who

524
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 1: wants to wear some lacey underwear for your wife and

525
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 1: you think she's gonna like it, good luck. Okay, all right,

526
00:27:58,080 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: this is the i n N, the idiot News Network

527
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,959
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news for the next

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Speaker 1: story day. Let's sit it on over to Alex Frey.

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Speaker 1: I shoose currently can't stop thinking about her husband wearing

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00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,879
Speaker 1: lace underwear. Okay. So Michael Rappaport, and he's an actor

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Speaker 1: and comedian. He was in righting the other day filming

532
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 1: like a homeless guy filling his bags, just stealing right.

533
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:18,639
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna play the cliff for you so you

534
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Speaker 1: can hear what he was saying. I can't believe I'm

535
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Speaker 1: seeing this. This guy just filled his two bags up

536
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:35,160
Speaker 1: with everything in writing right here eightieth and First Avenue.

537
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 1: Was walking down the street like is Gucci? Look at

538
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:41,760
Speaker 1: me in her face? Like what's good? He's I was

539
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 1: watching him the whole time. My man just went Christmas

540
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 1: shopping in January. He had the condoms, the shampoo, Michael Rapt.

541
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,719
Speaker 1: I love that. Dame's funny. He used to be if

542
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 1: you don't know who he is, he used to be

543
00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 1: in a lot of like nineties movies and stuff now

544
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 1: as a podcast. And I don't get excited when I

545
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 1: see celebrities. Ever, It's never never been a thing of mine.

546
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 1: There's been one time in my life where I walked

547
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Speaker 1: by and went like, whoa, and I saw Michael Rapport

548
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Speaker 1: sitting on a bench once, sitting on a bench. Yeah,

549
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: he was just sitting on a bench. He was just

550
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: sitting on a bench, hanging out. And I was like,

551
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,239
Speaker 1: I want to go sit next to him and talk

552
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 1: to him, but then I figured he might cust me outside,

553
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 1: didn't just like us. Yeah, they sit on benches, They

554
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Speaker 1: got a Starbucks and they go to right, they seems shop.

555
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Speaker 1: That's all I was sending it back to you. All right,

556
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 1: this is the I N and the idiot News Network

557
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't to send the news. For next story

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Speaker 1: of the day, let's send it on over, said English Oven,

559
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Speaker 1: who is with Kim Kardashian on location with Kim Kardashian

560
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: because she has deleted Yeah, big booted Kim. She has

561
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Speaker 1: deleted a bikini picture after photoshop accusations. So her followers

562
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Speaker 1: were livid because her leg appeared warped and a curve

563
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 1: behind her knee was seen. But it must have been

564
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 1: true though, because she immediately deleted the picture. It's hilarious, though,

565
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 1: when you see somebody who has photoshopped a picture and

566
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 1: then they get called out. Yeah, Alex showed me a

567
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Speaker 1: picture of someone one time who got called out for

568
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 1: photoshopping and she's like made her booty bigger or something.

569
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 1: Remember that one, and like the whole door binder was

570
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 1: like warped along with the booty. Yeah, someone got fired.

571
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, her whole team got for hiring a whole

572
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Speaker 1: new team today because they somebody didn't do a good

573
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Speaker 1: job photoshopping her booty. Could you imagine though, like seeing

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Speaker 1: her in person and she has like no booty. Oh,

575
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: that'd be hilarious. That would be weird. Yeah, that would

576
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Speaker 1: be photo Yeah, every photo her photo. Shock. Oh there's

577
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Speaker 1: someone who doesn't have a photoshop booty and that maybe

578
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Speaker 1: just a stiller. Yeah, see a little bit of filler,

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Speaker 1: A little bit big lips though, he's got big Kylie

580
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Speaker 1: Jenner lips. That's a camel making a camel sound with

581
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Speaker 1: this Kylie Jenner lips and his huge booty, And that

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Speaker 1: means that the I n N is done for the day.

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Speaker 1: That was the i n N, the Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiot structures in the news. Sooner in tomorrow the

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Speaker 1: same time for another hard hitting report from the I

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Speaker 1: n N. Remember, you can follow the show on social media.

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Speaker 1: At the Jewel Show, you can follow all of us individually.

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Speaker 1: I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that Drea's, I'm at

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Speaker 1: Evan on the radio, and your phone brake happens every

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Speaker 1: single hour on the twenties. Your next one is coming

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Speaker 1: up in just a few minutes. It's a Jewel Show,

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Speaker 1: the Jebil Show on demand, it's another Jewbil phone Brameay Mornings.

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Speaker 1: That's twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Detective bo Rogers calling

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Speaker 1: from police department. I was looking for jayleb. This is her. Hi, Jayla,

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Speaker 1: how are you today? Um? I'm doing okay? Did you

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Speaker 1: just say you call from the police department? Yes, I am.

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Speaker 1: My name is detective if you need to write it down,

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Speaker 1: Detective bo Rogers. But I need to talk to you

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Speaker 1: about something quite serious. Okay. Um, is my mom okay.

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Speaker 1: Is everybody okay? I would assume your mom is okay.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. This is not concerning your mother. Your

602
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 1: boyfriend's name is Donovan. Yeah, he's actually my fiancee. We

603
00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 1: just got engaged, so yeah. Yeah, and the ring he

604
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Speaker 1: gave you pretty fantastic, isn't it. Yeah, he just proposed

605
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Speaker 1: to me with a fair with a very big diamond.

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Speaker 1: I assume, yes, Is there something going on? I mean,

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Speaker 1: this is this ring stolen? Ma'am. I'm calling you to

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Speaker 1: let you know that, yes, you are in possession of

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Speaker 1: stolen property that belongs to the museum. What the are

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Speaker 1: you telling me that this ring is not his ring?

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Speaker 1: He didn't buy this ring with his money. I'm telling

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Speaker 1: you that we believe that the ring that you're wearing

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Speaker 1: on your finger, the extra large, monstrous diamond that your

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Speaker 1: boyfriend or fiance Donovan gave you as an engagement ring,

615
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Speaker 1: is actually a piece of stolen property from a recent

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Speaker 1: museum heist. Oh my gosh, I knew it. I knew

617
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Speaker 1: something wrong. I just knew something was wrong, right, because

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Speaker 1: I mean, how could you afford this ring? I knew

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Speaker 1: it because he's only a construction worker. It makes no

620
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Speaker 1: since you know, sometimes you know, maybe he just bought

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Speaker 1: a gymstone. No, this is a real ring. Oh, yes

622
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Speaker 1: it is. It's actually two thousand years old. He's shown everybody.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe him. How can you give me stuff

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Speaker 1: a stone and you step from a diamond? If? Yes,

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Speaker 1: a museum heist. A couple of other artifacts were stolen

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Speaker 1: as well from museum. And I need to ask you

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Speaker 1: how long have you been in possession of this ring?

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Speaker 1: Since he gave it to me two weeks ago? So

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Speaker 1: two weeks ago? Can you tell me what you were

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Speaker 1: doing between the hours of four o'clock and five forty

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Speaker 1: five pm on that day? Wait? Wait, hold on, hold on?

632
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 1: Did you say between the hours of four and five? Yes, pm? Five,

633
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: I was at work. I was at work that whole time.

634
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 1: That he has my car? Donovan had my car between

635
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 1: those times. What's the wrong with him? Okay, so you

636
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 1: even put me in this this? Oh my god, my god,

637
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Hold on, Wait a minute, man, what

638
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 1: if I told you we already have your fiance in

639
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 1: custody and he's already been questioned about the ring that

640
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:10,799
Speaker 1: he gave you, And what if I were to tell

641
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 1: you that he implicated you as the ring leader of

642
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 1: the whole thing and the whole operation. Listen to me.

643
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you he's a good liar. I'm

644
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 1: not in this, Okay. I didn't steal any ring. I

645
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 1: didn't do anything. I also thank you Ford, thank money. Yeah,

646
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,320
Speaker 1: I know, I know. I'm also going to need to

647
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,319
Speaker 1: alert you that this is a frank phone call and

648
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 1: he set you up for it because he loves you

649
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 1: a lot. I'm sorry. Oh, I said that this is

650
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,320
Speaker 1: actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank

651
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 1: on you and your fiance. Donovan set you up. It's

652
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 1: a joke. Oh my gosh. He said, he just gave

653
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 1: you agement ring and you keep talking about the fact

654
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 1: that it's so big. He must have spent you didn't

655
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:05,919
Speaker 1: think you'd be able to afford that big of a ring.

656
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 1: So he wanted me to tell you what stolen. No,

657
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:12,320
Speaker 1: it's not it's not stolen. He bought the ring, and

658
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 1: he wanted me to tell you that he loves you

659
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:15,799
Speaker 1: and he can't wait to marry you, and the ring

660
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 1: is not fake. O. My guys, I love you, but

661
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:29,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill him. The Jebel Show on demand it's

662
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,919
Speaker 1: time four of the Roses. Only on the Jewel Show.

663
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,800
Speaker 1: He's War of the Roses to catch a cheater. It

664
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: reminds me of one of the most frustrating songs I've

665
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:41,320
Speaker 1: ever heard, which is also one of my favorite songs.

666
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,759
Speaker 1: It's a jay Z song and it's called Beach is

667
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 1: Better all Right, one of his albums. It's so good,

668
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 1: but it's like forty five seconds long. In the middle,

669
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,360
Speaker 1: it goes like this, he goes, I brought sand to

670
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: the beach because my beach is better. You can keep

671
00:35:56,719 --> 00:36:00,800
Speaker 1: your beach because your beach whatever. Right is on the phone,

672
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 1: and unfortunately she's on War of the Roads. It's got

673
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 1: a cheater. So she thinks that her husband, she thinks

674
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 1: that her husband, Cameron, might be bringing sand to the beach,

675
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 1: literally because of some sand. We'll find out why she

676
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,240
Speaker 1: thinks that he might be cheating in just a second.

677
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 1: First of all, Millie, how long have you and your

678
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 1: husband been together? About five years now, that's a super

679
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 1: long time, and you think that he might be cheating

680
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 1: on you because of some sand. So my husband, he

681
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 1: goes on a lot of business trips, and so I

682
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 1: was unpacking his luggage. Tell me why I found stand

683
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 1: in his luggage? But his trip was to Chicago. You

684
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 1: found sand in his bag? Yeah, And I'm not great

685
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 1: at geography, but they're on any beaches in Chicago there are.

686
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 1: And plus it's like so cold to really be on

687
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 1: the lake in Chicago at the summer year anyway, or

688
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:04,319
Speaker 1: near the summer year anyway. So did you not see

689
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 1: any charges on your guys's card? I mean, did you

690
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 1: was there no evidence of him being in Chicago whatsoever? No?

691
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 1: I didn't see any charges. Okay, no charges. Okay, so

692
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 1: there's like no nothing else that you saw that he

693
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:21,280
Speaker 1: went to Chicago for. No, he kept it pretty private

694
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 1: and everything. But my only tell was he left sand

695
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 1: in the luggage. How much was it? Was it like

696
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,279
Speaker 1: a you know, one of those leaders or like was

697
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 1: it just like a small water bottle? Like what was it?

698
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: It's it's basically when you go on vacation and you

699
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 1: know how you have like sands just getting in the

700
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 1: crevices and all over. Yeah, something similar to that. O.

701
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 1: Sand really does get it. I thought you're talking about

702
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 1: like he brought home sand for like a memory or

703
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 1: something like that. Like the loose sand felt like shoes

704
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 1: and stuff like that colored sand that you can buy

705
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 1: it like state fires and stuff that's something's cool. So

706
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 1: like he's like he's in his flip flops and he's

707
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:03,320
Speaker 1: hanging out on the beach, is what you think. And

708
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: he threw it in his bag and the sand got

709
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 1: in there, and you'd think that he went somewhere else. Yes,

710
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 1: are you sure? Yeah? It sounds like a lot. I feel.

711
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:15,840
Speaker 1: I just have this this feeling, okay, you know, I

712
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,920
Speaker 1: just I'm I think I should sit to it. I

713
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 1: think I should was there, Like has there any been

714
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 1: like anything else at all that makes you think that

715
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:24,719
Speaker 1: he's cheating? Five years is a long time, you know,

716
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 1: people's habits, schedules and things like that, Like does he

717
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 1: act like he's, you know, being shady. I've always been

718
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 1: a little suspicious because he's been kind of like distance

719
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 1: with me, and then he started picking up marked trips

720
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 1: and I figured maybe he's just stressed because he's on

721
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:45,800
Speaker 1: a lot of business trips lately. But now now finding

722
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 1: that evidence, I'm I'm pretty sure. I Mean, it seems

723
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 1: weird if you were for sure that there was no

724
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 1: reason for any sand to be in there before. You

725
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 1: always seem to unpack his bag when he gets back,

726
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 1: and he said he went to Chicago, and you know,

727
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you that he was going to hang

728
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 1: out in the sand somewhere in Chicago. Yeah, he was

729
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 1: very he was very like for sure that he was

730
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:09,359
Speaker 1: just doing a business trip and that was it. Either

731
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 1: just dever it and then he comes back. All right, Well,

732
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:13,360
Speaker 1: we'll see if we can figure it out for you.

733
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 1: And I'm assuming he's a frequent flyer, if he travels

734
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:19,239
Speaker 1: all the time for business. Yes, okay, yes, you know

735
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:20,840
Speaker 1: the airline is stuff. I'll get that information from me

736
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 1: in a second. I think we just call him from

737
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,760
Speaker 1: the airline, say hey, thanks for being a frequent flyer.

738
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 1: We'll offer you. We want to offer you a pre

739
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 1: companion coupon. You can take someone with you anywhere you want.

740
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 1: Good idea, Yeah, and some flowers to send to that

741
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 1: person hours, and we'll see if he chooses you or

742
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 1: someone else to go with him. All right, okay, all right,

743
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 1: well I'll get there in full from you. We'll play

744
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 1: a song, come back and then call him and see

745
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 1: if he is actually cheating on you with world the

746
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,840
Speaker 1: roads to get a cheater right after this, Okay, okay,

747
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 1: all right, we'll do it next. It's a jewel show.

748
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:56,359
Speaker 1: Gotta be one of my most disliked phrases that I

749
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:59,000
Speaker 1: hear dudes say in a group of dudes, what is it?

750
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 1: And it's usually someone who has no business saying it?

751
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 1: Go out on a guy's trip, right. Some guys have girlfriends,

752
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 1: some guys have wives, some guys are single. A lot

753
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 1: of them are balding and getting older, and they're in

754
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:16,760
Speaker 1: committed happy relationships or happy ish right, and they've pretty

755
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 1: much outkicked their coverage. They've got there. They're dating up.

756
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 1: Most dudes are dating up, yes, okay. And every single

757
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 1: time you go out in a group of guys for

758
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 1: a lot of guys trips, I've been on millions of them,

759
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 1: probably my life. Not that I mean a lot, because

760
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 1: it's been on a lot. I used to go on

761
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,880
Speaker 1: a lot of guys trips, right, And there's always one dude,

762
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 1: the dude who has no business ever saying it. Talk.

763
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 1: He'll point out some girls in a bar and be like,

764
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 1: that's why I don't bring sand to the beach. I

765
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 1: bring sand to the beach and see all these chicks

766
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:49,800
Speaker 1: around here, and it's like, oh yeah, how are you

767
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:54,240
Speaker 1: got why you should bring sand everywhere? Because I've never

768
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 1: seen you be at the beach and have any success

769
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 1: with the sand at the beach because you don't have

770
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 1: the game you think you have, so shut up, drink

771
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:07,320
Speaker 1: a beer and then pass out on the floor. Yeah,

772
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 1: and that's why. And I bring it up because Millie

773
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 1: is on the phone for your War of the Roads,

774
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,319
Speaker 1: got your cheeter her today and she's suspicious that her

775
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,720
Speaker 1: husband Cameron might be cheating her on her all because

776
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 1: she found sand in his luggage, loose sand in his

777
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 1: luggage when he came back from a business trip and

778
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: he was he said he was in Chicago and there

779
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 1: was He didn't have any and didn't go anywhere near

780
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 1: any sand, and so she thinks that maybe he went

781
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 1: somewhere else and maybe was frolicking on a beach or

782
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 1: something with someone, and she wants to find out if

783
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:38,360
Speaker 1: he did. So. He's a frequent flyer. We got the

784
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 1: name of the airline that he always travels on for business,

785
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: and we're gonna call from there saying thank you very

786
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 1: much for being a frequent flyer with us. Want to

787
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:48,759
Speaker 1: offer you a coupon for a free ticket and a

788
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 1: companion fair, so you can take someone with you anywhere

789
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 1: you want to go. And then we'll also offer her

790
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,759
Speaker 1: to send flowers of the person he wants to take

791
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 1: and see if he gives us Millie's name, his wife's name,

792
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 1: or someone else's name, and we'll find out if he

793
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 1: is cheating. All right, Millie, are you ready for us

794
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:06,399
Speaker 1: to call him? Yes? I am ready for the last creo. Yep,

795
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello. Hi, this is Jorban calling from Airlines.

796
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 1: I was looking for Cameron. Oh yeah, this is Cameron.

797
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,839
Speaker 1: How can I help you? We're actually calling to say

798
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 1: thank you for being such a frequent flyer with us.

799
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, you travel travel with us quite often.

800
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:39,759
Speaker 1: Just had a few trips and we wanted to call

801
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:42,839
Speaker 1: up and say thank you very much, and we would

802
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:47,280
Speaker 1: love to extend the offer of a free flight anywhere

803
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: in the forty eight contiguous United States. Wow, okay, yeah,

804
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 1: and it comes with a companion ticket too. Oh sweet? Okay,

805
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,799
Speaker 1: so two tickets that's great. Yep, two tickets anywhere. There

806
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,719
Speaker 1: are some black outdates. Will send you all that information,

807
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 1: but thank you very much. It will be in your

808
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,439
Speaker 1: email how to redeem that. We also wanted to see

809
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:10,319
Speaker 1: if we could send some flowers from you to someone

810
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:14,799
Speaker 1: special in your life. Sure, yeah, I'll go ahead. What

811
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 1: do you need? Wonderful. I'll get the address and stuff

812
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,800
Speaker 1: from me in a little while. It's a dozen roses.

813
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 1: It looks like it comes from you. Like I said,

814
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 1: it won't be something cheesy from the airline. And I

815
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,840
Speaker 1: would need the name anything you'd like to put on

816
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:31,360
Speaker 1: a card, and then I will get the address and

817
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 1: stuff for where to deliver it. So let's start with

818
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 1: the name first and last. Yeah. Sure you could send

819
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 1: that to Sarah in the card. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah,

820
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:46,880
Speaker 1: the card could say something like surprised, Let's do it again.

821
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 1: I do want to let you know that Sarah who

822
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 1: you're sending this too, and you want to do something

823
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 1: with again. I'm sure you guys will be able to

824
00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 1: do stuff together again based on the fact that Millie,

825
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 1: your wife, is on the phone and you're not sending

826
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:10,880
Speaker 1: the flowers her. What wait? What? Yeah? Wait? What? Hello? Willie? Hello? What? Yeah?

827
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 1: Do you know who Sarah is? No? Wait, what is

828
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 1: going on? Oh? Hey, Cameron, what's up? This is the

829
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,439
Speaker 1: Jewels Show. My name is Jewel Mind's Alec Mind English Heaven,

830
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 1: Your wife's name is Millie, and we do a segment

831
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 1: on the show where people who think they're significant other

832
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 1: is cheating call us up and we try to catch them.

833
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 1: It's called WARLD the World Sketch Cheater And yeah, yeah,

834
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 1: there you go. Oh my god, Okay, whoa So who's Sarah?

835
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:45,400
Speaker 1: She's one of my co workers and what do you

836
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 1: want to do again with her? Um? Just close deals

837
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 1: like we've just been working and really, uh yeah done?

838
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:03,919
Speaker 1: Close deals? Where did you go your last trip? We

839
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 1: were in Chicago. There's san in Chicago. What are you

840
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:14,319
Speaker 1: talking about? I unpacked your luggage and I found Stan

841
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 1: in your luggage. You're telling me there's stand in Chicago.

842
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:25,799
Speaker 1: There's Yeah, there's a lot of sand in Chicago. Okay, okay,

843
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 1: So you expect your wife to believe that you wanted

844
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 1: to send a dozen rowses to your coworker named Sarah

845
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 1: and your card said surprise, let's do it again. And

846
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 1: you were talking about closing business deals. Well, it looks

847
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 1: like you closed the deal on our marriage. You should

848
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:44,879
Speaker 1: be expecting from me to send you some the first

849
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:49,720
Speaker 1: paperwork soon because there's no flam staying with you. What

850
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:53,480
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Look? See, if you were

851
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 1: honest with me, this would have been different. So if

852
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 1: you were telling me the truth, this might be a

853
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:02,840
Speaker 1: little different on our marriage. So you would have were, like,

854
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 1: maybe worked it out. If he's telling you the truth

855
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 1: about him cheating on you, Yeah, I know you're lying,

856
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 1: So tell me the truth and maybe I won't divorce you.

857
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:22,720
Speaker 1: Well okay, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, it was obvious. Well

858
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 1: good slap. I like, I'm gonna divorce you either way. Good. Yeah,

859
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:32,719
Speaker 1: I'm glad. And after you said that, Millie, he hung

860
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 1: up the phone. I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. Wow, that sucks.

861
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:40,439
Speaker 1: It's okay. I think I think it's a relief, clever

862
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:41,759
Speaker 1: way to get it out of him. I like the

863
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 1: way you set him up, made him feel uncomfortable, stuck

864
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:47,319
Speaker 1: him back in here. But like, if you just tell

865
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 1: me the truth, boom, punch him in the face right

866
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 1: after that with the paper. You'll be all right, though,

867
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 1: You'll find someone else. Thank you. The Jewels Show on

868
00:46:56,080 --> 00:47:04,319
Speaker 1: demand Jebils Dirty Little Secrets. Time for your dirty little

869
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 1: secret text in four one h six one. If you

870
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret on the phone right now,

871
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: is somebody to tell us a dirty little secret? It's

872
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 1: always awkward because we don't know their name because everybody's anonymous.

873
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 1: So what's up? How are you? What's up? I'm good?

874
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:21,360
Speaker 1: How are you doing? Great? What's up? Could you go?

875
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 1: Kay Bassa? Remember that? I don't remember? You don't remember

876
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:30,359
Speaker 1: that commercial? Do you remember? I don't even know your name?

877
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 1: Ka Basa? You know the commercial? No? I don't, come on?

878
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 1: Are you what are you talking about? What was it for?

879
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 1: It was like some sort of like dorito commercial or

880
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:42,840
Speaker 1: like beverage commercial, and it was like when I was

881
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 1: a kid. It's not the what's up guys? Is it? Yeah? No,

882
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:50,359
Speaker 1: there was another one. I don't remember. Okay, let's let's

883
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 1: exit this conversation. Well, might I continue to just like

884
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:57,440
Speaker 1: put the mouth? I mean it sounds funny. I think

885
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 1: you should do it anyway. Can you do that on

886
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 1: the phone? Okay? No, that works, same thing, but not so.

887
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 1: Try English? Okay, well, um, take your tongue out. It's

888
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 1: like this, Try this, Try this. You're trying to I

889
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 1: know you're trying to get out of it. I know

890
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 1: you're trying to get out of it. But we'll help you,

891
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 1: will do with you on purpose to hear you. But anyway,

892
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 1: all right, so let's go. What's your dirty little secret? Well,

893
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:31,439
Speaker 1: my dirty little secret is that one day my mom

894
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,960
Speaker 1: told me to take her car home because I had

895
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,799
Speaker 1: to go to work and told me to get ready.

896
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 1: And I was still in high school. So instead of

897
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 1: going to work, I went to a friend's house, okay,

898
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:43,399
Speaker 1: and you know, we held out and chilled, and then

899
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 1: when it was time to go, I told him, know

900
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 1: why whatever, and I was starting to back out, and

901
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:51,839
Speaker 1: I backed out introduced ginormous tree. I mean, you can't

902
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 1: even miss it. I just started learning how to drive,

903
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:57,239
Speaker 1: and I didn't look in the back of mirror and

904
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 1: I completely missed it and it shattered the back when right,

905
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:09,920
Speaker 1: I had to go to work. I had to go

906
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:12,399
Speaker 1: to work. So I went to work and I parked

907
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:14,719
Speaker 1: in the very back of the parking lot because I

908
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 1: was I didn't want anybody else to hit the car,

909
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,919
Speaker 1: you know. And I got into work and I wasn't

910
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 1: there for about an hour and a half and my

911
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 1: manager comes up and she's like, Hey, do anybody know

912
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 1: anybody was this kind of car? And I was like, yeah,

913
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,399
Speaker 1: that's that's my mom's car. What's wrong? You know? I think,

914
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 1: like I didn't know what's going on, and they were like, well,

915
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:38,840
Speaker 1: it looks like somebody hits the car. And I was like, no, really,

916
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 1: my mom is gonna kill me, you know. And so

917
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 1: they called me to call my mom. And my mom

918
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 1: got there. She's looking at the car. She's all devastated.

919
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:49,839
Speaker 1: And what they called the cops to get involved because

920
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 1: what's going on. And what the cops says, well, they

921
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,319
Speaker 1: can't do anything without a license, like to see who

922
00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 1: hit the car. So what my manager did, They went

923
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:05,320
Speaker 1: on a camera hit my car. And I thought, lucky

924
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 1: because this is how I got a way to live

925
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 1: in other days Because I was going to say that

926
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:12,279
Speaker 1: from the sun had a glare on the camera exactly

927
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 1: where I was parked at the prime I came to work. Wow.

928
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:21,359
Speaker 1: Years and I still never told my mom that's your

929
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 1: dirty little secret, as she doesn't know. But what crazy

930
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 1: luck because the sun wasn't doing that at the camera,

931
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 1: they would have seen you pull up get out of

932
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 1: the car with that broken window, but instead the universe

933
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:36,360
Speaker 1: hooked you up that day. Yeah, did you ever feel

934
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 1: bad like when you got home and stuff and your

935
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 1: mom's like going, oh my god, are we gonna catch

936
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 1: that I did feel bad about it, but then my

937
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:47,880
Speaker 1: mom gave the car to my older brothers um because

938
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 1: her husband bought her a new one and he eventually

939
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:52,880
Speaker 1: wrecked it in like a less than a month and

940
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:55,360
Speaker 1: then had to go to the junkyard. Anyway, so I

941
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,840
Speaker 1: stopped feeling bad about it. And since it's a junkyard,

942
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 1: I don't yeah, I don't think it matters. So, Okay,

943
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 1: how long has it been since that? I was probably

944
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 1: in like eleventh grade, sixteen or seventeen or like eighteen.

945
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 1: I'm twenty two. Okay, you should tell your mom though,

946
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:19,799
Speaker 1: should actually think it's funny. Yeah, now, it would be funny. Well, listen,

947
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 1: she listens, all right, so she's you're kind of telling

948
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 1: her that a surprise mom. Yep goo, good job telling

949
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 1: your mom you dirty little secret right now. And that's

950
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 1: an awesome story. Thank you. Then, Jebel show on demand

951
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 1: and the award for Best Listener in an Action Film

952
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:44,040
Speaker 1: goes too. Patrese, Patrese, how do you feel? Um? I

953
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 1: Steel found nervous? Kind of weird. Congratulations because he's just dumb.

954
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:56,400
Speaker 1: What a category? I mean? This is the only American

955
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 1: game show with an English guy answering trivia questions with

956
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:02,600
Speaker 1: a weird German dancing in and congratulations, Patrise, you won

957
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 1: for the best listener in an Action film or something

958
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 1: whatever I said, congratulation, you won the award. Give us

959
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:12,320
Speaker 1: a speech. Yeah, I would like to thank the academy. Mom,

960
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:15,760
Speaker 1: we made it. Thank you. Yeah, that's a great Stars.

961
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 1: You'll be coming back next year. You'll understand why I

962
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:20,200
Speaker 1: started it that way in just a second. But first

963
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 1: to play beat the brit We're gonna sending the seven

964
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 1: out of the studio and the game is played like this.

965
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 1: You got thirty second stands, there as many questions as possible.

966
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:28,560
Speaker 1: Donald say pass and English haven't has to beat you

967
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 1: out right to win. And he's still is not out

968
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 1: of the studio. So I talked a little too quickly,

969
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 1: so close the door. The door is closed, And all right,

970
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:37,200
Speaker 1: it's a serial killer. By the way, now he's at

971
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 1: the studio. I can tell you guys that. Yeah, Patrese,

972
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 1: we're kind of concerned that Englishman might be a serial

973
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:45,799
Speaker 1: he doesn't find this is our secret. Yeah, don't worry.

974
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 1: If you beat him in trivia, you will stay safe.

975
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:50,399
Speaker 1: We'll put you in winness protection or whatever. Okay, here

976
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 1: we go. Category for today is award show season. I

977
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:56,839
Speaker 1: mean it's kind of award show season. Right. He keeps

978
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:58,719
Speaker 1: getting moved around, but we're still going to a trivia

979
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:00,400
Speaker 1: about okay, so you see how that worked with the

980
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 1: award thing at the beginning, Patrese, that's because here we

981
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:07,120
Speaker 1: go your time stars. Now, what type of media is

982
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:12,920
Speaker 1: the Golden Globes focused on? TV? Show? How many Grammy

983
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:20,359
Speaker 1: categories are there? Ninety eight? What's a Tony Award for? Oh,

984
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 1: Tony for daytime TV. What type of media are the

985
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 1: Emmy's focused on? Oh god, they're all for daytime TV.

986
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:34,640
Speaker 1: What female has won the most Grammys? Female of a

987
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:38,399
Speaker 1: leaf of Franklier? Alright, then, all right, let's go. Time

988
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:41,320
Speaker 1: is up. Bring English seven zero color back into the studio.

989
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:45,840
Speaker 1: And this is the time also in the game where

990
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:48,880
Speaker 1: we ask the contestants something about themselves so we can

991
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 1: get invested in your story and root for you to

992
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 1: win and beat the brit Patrese, what's something interesting about

993
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:56,680
Speaker 1: you being? My family's going to roast me when they

994
00:53:56,680 --> 00:54:01,759
Speaker 1: hear this from I'm an engineer, but also I'm a

995
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 1: party planner. So when Black Panther came out, it was

996
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 1: around my birthday. So I had a big movie theater

997
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:11,200
Speaker 1: premiere party with like six hundred people. That's cool. Cool

998
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 1: way to engineer a great birthday morning. Here we go English, Evan, Yeah,

999
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:20,880
Speaker 1: here we go. All right? So the category today is

1000
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 1: Award show season, just kind of award show season. All right?

1001
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:26,799
Speaker 1: You ready? There we go, Your time starts. Now? What

1002
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:30,080
Speaker 1: type of media is the Golden Globes focused on? Television?

1003
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:35,400
Speaker 1: How many Grammy categories are there? Um? Twenty? What's a

1004
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 1: Tony Award for that's full of like theater? What type

1005
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:44,560
Speaker 1: of media are the Emmy's focused on? No? TV? What

1006
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 1: female has won the most Grammys? Gwyneth Paltrows the Grammys

1007
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:57,239
Speaker 1: this year? Um, Kevin Hall maybe? And the Award for

1008
00:54:57,360 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 1: Best Composure for a Person and asking Trivi questions goes

1009
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:03,839
Speaker 1: to Alex Fresh for not cracking up and losing all

1010
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:07,680
Speaker 1: the focus. How bad that answer was? I really wanted

1011
00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 1: to you to stay focused. I could stick with it

1012
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,880
Speaker 1: of her candle again. All right, Well, let's send it

1013
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:16,280
Speaker 1: over to the scoreboard. NCA guys did with our scoreboard,

1014
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:23,040
Speaker 1: our executive producer Brad fun fun Fun Nolan Patrese, you

1015
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 1: got one correct, and Evan actually got two crazy, it's

1016
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 1: been a long time. Sorry, goes to me, Patrise. He

1017
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:36,839
Speaker 1: could still screw up and Alex could take points away

1018
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:42,440
Speaker 1: from him, so you still might win by myself. One's

1019
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:45,240
Speaker 1: hard though, like I wouldn't have known any of them. Yeah,

1020
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:47,680
Speaker 1: let's find out what the answers are, all right? What

1021
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:49,719
Speaker 1: type of media is a Golden Globes focused on TV

1022
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:52,839
Speaker 1: and movies? How many Grammy categories are there? Eighty six?

1023
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:55,719
Speaker 1: What's a Tony Award for theater? Yea? What type of

1024
00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:58,400
Speaker 1: media are the Emmy's focused on television? What female has

1025
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:02,120
Speaker 1: one of the most Grammy's Beyonce? Who is hosting the

1026
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 1: Grahams this year? Trevor Noah, Oh you so, I don't

1027
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:08,600
Speaker 1: know who that is, but you so good? You know

1028
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:11,759
Speaker 1: he's in the Daily Show Guys. Comedian, he's always he's

1029
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 1: pretty good. He's a comedian, but a hostee comedian, you know.

1030
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:17,719
Speaker 1: Saw he's a well spoken comedian. He gives like a

1031
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:21,000
Speaker 1: little like a Trevor no impression. Yeah, um, there isn't

1032
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:24,760
Speaker 1: one because he's so boring. Yeah, okay, Well, congratulations Evan. Sorry, Patrese,

1033
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:26,440
Speaker 1: I'm still going to send you. It's like some swag

1034
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:29,319
Speaker 1: you know, just for playing. So congrats for playing Evan

1035
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:32,560
Speaker 1: and still you still You're still awesome. Trying again though

1036
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:37,239
Speaker 1: call back and good job, good job saving your life, Patrese.

1037
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 1: We all know why and don't have to worry about

1038
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:47,840
Speaker 1: a thing. Yeah I didn't get it, I know? What

1039
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:50,279
Speaker 1: do you say? From I'm Dying? Played Beat the Britt

1040
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 1: every single Tuesday and Thursday at this time. Make sure

1041
00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 1: to tune in next time when we beat the Brit

1042
00:56:56,080 --> 00:57:00,879
Speaker 1: before he beats you. Your phone pranks every single hour

1043
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:02,920
Speaker 1: on the twenties, and next one's coming on in just

1044
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:04,640
Speaker 1: a few minutes. I don't know. It's The Jewel Show,

1045
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:06,440
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand